FNF No Sex in the Champagne Room (06/10/25)

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
This is where she gets weird. Man, it's weird man.
This could be your neighbor, bro or your.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Cousin in Nebraska.

Speaker 3 (00:07):
This is Florida or not Florida.

Speaker 4 (00:11):
With crash all right, baby medal with black veil brides
up for grabs all week.

Speaker 1 (00:18):
For Florida and out Florida here, and I believe we guys,
is Zach on the line. Oh yeah, all right, Zach.

Speaker 4 (00:25):
We're about to throw the storyline at you know the deal.
Is it Florida or the field here Florida and out
Florida and starting off in a strip club here, that's right.

Speaker 2 (00:32):
We're gonna start off with our twenty one year old
superstar who went to the strip club and uh may
or may not have known exactly how the situation works
because he got.

Speaker 1 (00:43):
The private room. He's from Saudi Arabia.

Speaker 3 (00:45):
Yeah, played the played the whole here, take three hundred
bucks and let's get some sex going. And that's when well,
they refuted him. They're like, that's not how it works there,
mister gentlemen. And he's like, no, thank you, nine to
one one, I have an emergency.

Speaker 4 (01:01):
To his defense, it was not around when Chris Rock
said there's no sex in the champagne room. He's not
old enough for that.

Speaker 3 (01:08):
Yeah, he didn't really understand that part. So he dials
nine to one one on the strip club and he says,
I have been wronged. I gave them three hundred American
dollars for sex and I got nothing.

Speaker 4 (01:22):
His quote says he never got sexed up. He says,
I never got sexed up. He never got sexed up
on one operator. But what he did get was a.

Speaker 3 (01:31):
Five hundred dollars fine and escorted to a different strip
club jail. The question for you today, Zach lorda non
Florida man.

Speaker 1 (01:43):
Well, I wonder did he get us three hundred bucks back?
Sure didn't know. But so he's like, when you say
strip club'st I'm gonna have to go with Florida on this.
We we love our strip clubs down here, brother. We
sure knew this was a local joint. We're talking the
OZ strip Club right over there.

Speaker 4 (01:59):
On you man.

Speaker 1 (02:04):
So he's a local superstar.

Speaker 4 (02:06):
Hopefully listens to the show and knows that he well,
he made it, well, he knows the rules.

Speaker 1 (02:10):
Next time it took him.

Speaker 4 (02:11):
It was a learning experience for him at costumes kind
of like he went to like college, stripper college. He
went to stripper College, Stripper Patron College, which is where
they just take your money and you get absolutely nothing
from the situation.

Speaker 1 (02:22):
And he paid cash, no student loan on that whole
deal right there, right So wait, you my man, Zach,
you're all squared away.

Speaker 3 (02:28):
You're going to see Baby Metal, Black bel Brides, Bloody Wood.

Speaker 1 (02:31):
They're gonna be playing the England Center next week. That's
what I'm talking about.

Speaker 4 (02:37):
For the rest of you, you got a chance all
week long. What radio station rocks today, Bud eight Raw