FNF Offer the Officer a Drink (04/22/25)

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
This is where she gets weird. Man. It's weird man.
This could be your neighbor, bro or your cousin in Nebraska.

Speaker 2 (00:07):
This is Florida or not Florida.

Speaker 1 (00:11):
With crash Rock Carl's on the line. He's our next contestant,
Florida and not Florida. Where you call it fro, Carl,
I'm calling for no checking in. Okay, Well, welcome Carl.

Speaker 2 (00:24):
So today's story begins with something that went down just
before three o'clock last Saturday. All right, rewinding to that
time period when deputies received a call from a market
about our superstar, thirty nine year old Richard Smith. See,
Richard was seen stealing it several items from the store,
including alcoholic beverages, and walking out. Well, he didn't go
too far. He got into his black minivan and just

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started driving in circles around the store until police got there,
which is then what prompted a miles long car chase.

Speaker 1 (00:56):
Good car chase on Florida and off Florida.

Speaker 2 (00:58):
Now here's where it turns to superstardom. During the pursuit,
he held a kettle one vodka sprits outside the window,
driving by the cops, saying I just was gonna give
you a drink. That's it. As he drove on by
bolt move cotton. Oh, and it gets bolder. He then
tried ramming two patrol vehicles. Jez has police flattened all

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four of his tires with spike strips, and then the
deputy body cam footage then shows him calmly getting out
of his cars. He puffed a cigarette before getting tasted,
and once he was lifted off the ground, he then
asked the deputies. You guys had fun though, right.

Speaker 1 (01:35):
Death. This guy cares about everybody. He wants everybody to
drink a beer with him. He wants people to have
fun during car chase.

Speaker 2 (01:41):
Was he trying to get on Florida and not Florida.

Speaker 1 (01:44):
Like chase fun again?

Speaker 2 (01:45):
You know what I mean?

Speaker 1 (01:48):
All right, Carl, what's the verdict on this one? Here?
This guy's a colorful character. I'm hoping Florida on this one,
all right?

Speaker 2 (01:56):
Yeah, I have to guess that's one of my cousins
right here in Florida. You know what? He was definitely
trying happen in Highlands County, all right. He's from Miami, though.

Speaker 1 (02:05):
Go shake you have another country. Hey.

Speaker 2 (02:08):
One things for sure good guess, Carl, you got the
tickets to experience Billie Idol and Joan Jet at the
AMP on May tenth. Alright, what's song you opening? Here? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (02:20):
Okay, here you go. Awesome, A great time. Mal Radio
Station rocks to bed.