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Speaker 1 (00:02):
And now The Hollywood Hamilton Show and the KTU Morning
Crew presents War of the Roses. Here we go today again.
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(00:24):
Here we go.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Yes, Hi, how are you? I?
Speaker 3 (00:29):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (00:31):
Yeah, this is This is definitely probably one of your
worst calls.
Speaker 4 (00:35):
Although I'm let me ask you something.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
Is this man trying to kill you? No?
Speaker 4 (00:42):
Ok And it's not. It's not our worst caller, definitely
not our worst.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
That's the bar, Okay, all right, well set the bar.
Speaker 4 (00:49):
That's the bar. That's the bar.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
I'm somewhere in the middle of that. Okay.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
Yeah. You know, it's been just NonStop, just the glass.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
And you know, basically we've.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
Been married for five years and I've already caught him
cheating twice. I read the second time was recently. And
he thinks he's so smart, but he's very obvious. But
I'm really I'm just tired. I'm emotionally exhausted, and i
just want to end it on the air, you know.
So I'd really like if you guys could help me
end it and read something I wrote for him.
Speaker 4 (01:23):
You want Marie and I to read something that you
wrote for him?
Speaker 2 (01:25):
What do you mean? No? No, I'm sorry.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
I want to read something. I want you to help
me read something to him on the air. It's taken
me a long time to call you, but I don't.
I just want to end my relationship reading this, this.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
Letter that I wrote.
Speaker 4 (01:43):
Okay, so you my.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
Husband, I definitely have already made the decision. I can't
do this anymore. I'm I'm emotionally broken. I'm just I
can't trust him.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
There's no way I can ever tell him.
Speaker 4 (01:55):
All right, what do you want us to Is he
still having the affair now?
Speaker 2 (02:00):
As far as I know, he's still having the affair.
Speaker 4 (02:03):
Okay, so he's still in the affair as we speak. Yes,
I'm so sorry.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
I don't want to go into the details.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
I just want to end it.
Speaker 4 (02:13):
Let it go, decision. And it almost sounds like writing
this letter was very therapeutic for you to just get
it out out on paper and helped you make this
final decision. True. Yes, yeah, good for you.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
Feels really good.
Speaker 4 (02:29):
What's his name?
Speaker 2 (02:29):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (02:30):
Yeah, well, what is his name? Joan Elliott? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (02:38):
Hi, bab babe.
Speaker 3 (02:42):
I need to let you know that I want to
end our marriage and I'd like to read something to you.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
I know that you're cheating again, and I really am
just so tired of you. I'm so tired of how
awful will you treat me? What the head? I want
to read?
Speaker 1 (02:58):
What? What?
Speaker 4 (02:59):
What?
Speaker 1 (03:00):
What the hell are you?
Speaker 2 (03:00):
I know you've been cheating. I don't want to get
through this. I get every time I stop out the house.
You can't think I'm cheating on you? Are you done?
Speaker 3 (03:08):
Are you?
Speaker 2 (03:09):
Are you? You're a little ask here? Are you done?
I'm done? If you're what is it you want to say?
Speaker 3 (03:20):
Thank you for cheating on me. Since you've been out
of my life, my chronic depression and anxiety have lifted.
I no longer cried.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
My teeth at night.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
My skin is clear, my body feels lighter. I no
longer have constants, my cycle is regular.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
I'm no longer trapped in a constant state of fight
or flight. I'm smiling again. I feel confident, I stand taller.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
Okay, let me let me come in really quickly, Elliot.
My name is Sean Hamilton. I'm sitting here with Marie.
We're with w k T Radio here in New York City.
You're on something called War the Roses. You've just heard
what she had to say. She called us up needing help.
She wants to break it off from you. You've been
caught twice in five years.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
Years.
Speaker 4 (04:14):
Yeah, it's over.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
Yeah, I'm saying.
Speaker 4 (04:18):
Yeah, I'm saying. I think Joanne is saying that. I
think she's made her decision.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
Good point.
Speaker 4 (04:24):
Maybe she needs to read it again to you, because
that was a very well thought out letter. She explained
all that she was feeling and has been feeling. And
now that she's made this decision, pardon me?
Speaker 2 (04:42):
Whoa this guy?
Speaker 1 (04:46):
Hey, Elliott, she's caught you for the second time. You
didn't know it, but she's got you for the second time.
And I think you know what we're talking about her
because you're.
Speaker 4 (04:52):
Currently having an affair right now. She knows that you're
currently having a second affair.
Speaker 3 (04:59):
I this woman.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
I have no idea what any of you are talking about.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
Just know that I've seen the emails, Elliott, and I
know about your little trip.
Speaker 4 (05:12):
Do you know her name?
Speaker 2 (05:13):
Julia?
Speaker 4 (05:15):
Is that enough for you, Elliott, I think that about
sums it up.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
I didn't do any of this to hurt you. You
never did anything like to hurt her.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
You didn't, Is that what you said?
Speaker 1 (05:31):
Oh my god, it's not like my intention was to
hurt her. I mean, that's what I hate hearing you
cry at you Adams.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
You're just a bad person.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
You're a terrible human being who doesn't care about anybody
but yourself.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
If you give me one more chance, I will go.
I will work on myself. I'm not it's almost like involuntary.
I'm trying to stop this. No, I just give you
another chance. I'm over, and I'm I don't even want
to understand. I want to leave your babe. I understand
that I don't want to. I don't even want you
to come home, all right. I don't want you to
step foot into your home ever again. I don't want
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to ever live my life, Joanne, listen to me.
Speaker 3 (06:14):
I will go to counseling.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
You can pick the therapist for all I care. You
can come with me. Please listen to me.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
I don't know why are we doing this if you're
not going to give me a chance to speak.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
What's the point of counseling. I think you're a terrible
human being. I don't fret you, Nay, I.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
Will read her, I won't see her anymore. Okay, just
please let.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
Me come home tonight with the other woman. It's not
too late. We mean it's too late.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
We're supposed to be together.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
We swore an oath. Guys, I think hu hu up.
Yeah boy, okay, thank you for ruining my life.
Speaker 4 (06:54):
We've ruined your lives? Are you serious?
Speaker 2 (06:57):
Right now?
Speaker 1 (06:58):
Whoa one eight hundred and two four five one three five?
I want to ask the audience real quickly, if people
in tray it, listen, did Marie and I did we
ruin his life?
Speaker 2 (07:10):
Hmm yeah, ask the general republic. That'll be it.
Speaker 3 (07:14):
I'll go.
Speaker 4 (07:15):
We feel so bad, Elliott, so bad for making you
have two affairs in five years. Elliott, Wow, we're such
horrible human being.
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