January 14, 2025 • 32 mins
Falen and Jenny discuss the new sex position you should try based on your zodiac sign, what do you do to prep for the gyno and more!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Summit.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
Welcome to the I'm Still Fun Podcast. This is my lover.
Speaker 3 (00:06):
Oh you know you never public case they say that
out loud, so like, I'm so happy you finally said it.
I'm gonna clip this audio and play to myself every
night before I go to sleep while you're laying in
bed with your husband and I'm in bed with my boyfriend.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
You can hear me.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
I sometimes reference it on our radio show that I
did something recently where I was like, I've never been
with a woman that you know of, maybe Jenny once
or something like, I'll do occasional drop.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
In so you I'm happy that I'm a woman that
you select what you do say things like that.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
That makes me happy.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
I'm glad, I'm you know, I'm here for you. Jenny
and I had our company holiday party on Friday, which
is actually funny if you think about it, because obviously
it was what January eleventh.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
Andrew brought that up. He goes, why are they doing
it at this time? He's like, I got you know,
Andrew loves things like that.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
He's all for it whatever. He loves to chat with people.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
But he was like, it just doesn't really feel like
a holiday party.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
Vibe.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
All that were two weeks after Christmas. At this point, I'm.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
Gonna guess that they do it because it's cheaper, That's
what I said. I said, it's because it's cheaper.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
But also I don't mind it because everyone's so busy
around the holidays and I have nothing going on the
first couple of weeks of January usually, so I actually
don't mind it.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
It was fun.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
It was that forgotten Star Brewing here in the Twin
Cities is Fridley, which is where my sister in law
and brother in law lived. But it made me laugh
because I was like, it's in a weird location where
it's like one of the where how doggy places were
semis dropping load stuff and I was like, is this right?
And then it's oh, a big, lovely brewery. So yeah,
it was nice. I had never been there before. I
(01:44):
didn't have a single alcoholic drink, so I couldn't speak
on their beer, but I had.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
Some DC's i'd say food. It was nice. I tried
curling for the first time, inspired by Jenny.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
Yeah, so I did actually curl in a tournament of
theirs like a few years ago, right, I know they
on thee they had invited me into curl.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
I think they need to help promoting.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
It, so they're like, you want to have a team whatever,
So we had a team of four of us.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
We had so much fun.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
I actually like, I don't typically drink to the point
where I get drunk off of beer, but at this
curling tournament, I got like pretty drunk that night, so
I can vouge that their beer is good, Okay, nice according.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
To that evening.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
I did not also have any beer at our holiday
party because they had wine, so I had a glass
of wine or like two glasses of wine or something.
But yeah, it was fun. It was fun watching foul
and curl.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
You just gotta throw your whole body. Yeah, I guess
you just like pull.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
On like seal, like a seal on the ice. I
am like a seal on the ice. Thank you for
that description.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
I would describe myself that way. I could see if
I was an aquatic animal. I do think I relate
the most to a seal or maybe a walris.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
Yeah, the walrus is a little lazier, I think even
I love the videos that you see from like zoos
where the sea, I think it's usually a walrus where
they just slap their belly like me. And it's like
there's always memes with all them. And I sent him
to Andrew because it just like reminds me of him
all the time.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
I almost posted a video yesterday, but I didn't want
to take the time to text and ask for your permission.
But I was going to be like, are you even
friends if you don't send each other sweaty picks? Yeah,
And I went through because you know, on text exchanges,
I can go back to the beginning of time as
long as you don't delete the message chain of every
photo you've ever sent me. We're talking like years, yep,
(03:27):
and I have so many. You definitely leave the charge.
You have sent me way more sweaty photos than I've
sent you.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
And it's not always just working out, by the way,
It'll just be her at work in the bathroom. Show
me your armpits. Yep. And but I sent you one
of I got new pants that were too tight. I okay.
First of all, I have never been a medium pant
in my life. Oh god, me neither never. And I
was on the I don't know if you've pronounced it
alo or a low website, and every review was like
(03:58):
seriously ordered down, seriously order down, so I wouldn't I
would probably get a large at this point. Yeah, So
I was like, I'm going to get a medium as
soon as I got as soon as I hit meetum,
I was like, this doesn't feel right.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
This doesn't feel right, but it.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
Said and I got them and I was like, oh,
you know, you pull them out before they stretch of
your body and they look so tiny. It's like, motherfucker,
I don't want to deal with the return process. I
slithered them over my body and they do actually fit me. Yeah,
I don't know that I want to wear them in public.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
Fit me.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
But as I'm working out, I kept trying to adjust
it because I was like tied on my fat gunt
and I'm like pelotoning, and I finally just pushed it
down and I just had a flap flapping over the
top and over my whole ride.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
I was like, this is not comfortable either.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
But then when I stood up, it's like a like
a dusty rose color. Yeah, and just that koochi sweat
was popping. I was like, listen, that's Jenny, real quick.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
She did.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
I've had my phone in my pocket for a while
because you had texted me a little bit before that,
and then you had texted me that picture and I
like kind of immediately responded to that, and so I
was thinking, I was like, she's going to think that
I don't care about her previous question. I only care
when she said me sweaty crotch picks.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
You know you answered it because all you wrote was
nice period, and then you answered my previous question. I
was like, well, I was hoping for a little bit
more exciting, was really what. I was kind of like
busy in that moment when you were texting me. I
was running out to say something, so I was like
trying to answer you because I knew I wasn't going
to answer for a couple hours otherwise.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
But yeah, so thanks for those pictures. I always look
forward to whatever comes in from Fallon. It's typically like
something funny. Most of the time, well it depends. I
would say, it's like sixty percent, you're flipping me off. Yeah,
every single meme she sends me is usually like a
(05:42):
random video that I'm like, why the fuck did Falon
send me this? And then at the end it's like
someone flipping you off. So then I finally get to
it and I'm like, oh my gosh, no, it makes sense.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
Yeah, that does. It does.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
And I also always going to say I'm going to
use our podcast to mention something.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
So we record this on Mondays, but Tuesday day is.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
What it releases, so tonight, technically, I have my female
forward sessions over finances and how it always goes. When
you book an event, people get so excited they want
to get in because they know to sell out and
it's free, but sell out fast, so they book a
spot without really checking their calendar at all, and inevitably
I get so many cancelations. So if this is something
(06:25):
you wanted to go to tonight in Saint Louis Park.
It starts at six pm. I have three experts talking
about it, email me Fallin at kadiwb dot com. I'm
certain I'll be able to get people in because of
last minute cancelations, and I don't want to be empty
because I'll be to be completely transparent. I've already had
like seven people in the past twenty four hours cancel
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and obviously there aren't that many emergencies that happen, and
so I'm thankful they let me know and don't just
know show but then I get like, I get so
frustrated because I don't want the three panels that are
coming to come, and five people are there and they
feel like it's a waste of their time. So it's
a kind of one of those Hosting an event.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
Is very stressful.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
Yes, it's so stressful because you want people to show
up and I know things come up, so I'm not
if you are one of people that canceled, please don't
feel about I'm not trying to like rag on you
at all. I just want to open the space for
more people. And then so many people have asked about
the recording, and I talked to Jenny about this. I'm
gonna if you can't come, I am going to post
the recording on that I'm still Fun podcast channel, so
(07:30):
it'll pop up. It won't be like a traditional podcast
between me and Jenny. It'll be the audio recording from
that session tomorrow. Yeah, so you'll be able to listen
to it. I don't know, what do you think towards
the end of the week. Yeah, the week, I have
to see when the engineer will get me the audio
from it, right, and then I might edit it out
if there's some like weird pausing between people asking questions.
But if you come, you can actually ask your specific
(07:53):
questions to the panel, so that might be nice. Yeah,
but I am doing that tomorrow night and technically tonight,
so I'm excited.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
For it and hopefully people do show up.
Speaker 3 (08:05):
Yes, please show up if you're listening to this before
the event and if you signed up and stuff.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
I p hear pressure, Jenny, She's gonna go.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
No.
Speaker 3 (08:12):
I wanted to come, but I didn't want to ask
Fallin if I could have one of the spots because
I knew so many people would want to come. So
Fallan was like, no, you like, you can show them whatever. Yeah,
And I will just say that I like feel Fallan's
pain when it comes to planning an event because when
I started fit Club, I would have so many people
drop out, like last minute, and I would have this
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long wait list. So I was going back and forth
constantly trying to fill the class because I can't overbook
my fit Club because there's only twenty stars or twenty
spots total, so I can't overbook it knowing that people
won't show up, because then if everyone, for some reason
does show up, then somebody is out of luck.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
And so I've dealt with that that.
Speaker 3 (08:50):
Finally in the last handful of months, I just like
have done it through my trainer. My trainer owns the gym,
and so she just put it through their app that
they use, So you just sign up yourself. If you
drop out, it's great because then someone else on the
waitlist can get in. Yeah, but a lot of people
still just like don't show up, And like yesterday I
had my fit club and five people didn't show up,
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and so it's kind of a bummer because I had
multiple people dming me being like I really want to come,
but it's already full, and I'm like, just keep an
eye out because people drop.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
Yeah. Whatever.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
So the program that I'm using the app sounds nice
because the program that I always used event Bright before,
Oh yeah, I just for like book club and stuff.
And then in the past year and a half or so,
they started charging if you have an event more than
like twenty people. So I was on chat GBT being like,
is there a program similar? So this program I'm using,
I've never used it before. People are like, I can't
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figure out how to cancel, so they're emailing me, which
is great, but it just sucks because there's no wait list,
so I have to manually be like no worries, find
someone who maybe commented on a post, email them see
if it's basically it's a ton of work behind the scenes.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
Yeah, And you get to the point where you're.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
Kind of like you have to decide in life what's
more important your sanity in your time because I really
really want to do I like, I love sim with
your fick Club. I really want to do stuff like
this because I like, I have a platform, I want
to use it for good and I want to help people.
And I have to keep that in mind when I
start getting so frustrated, Like I build myself getting so
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frustrated because I'm like and I'll like literally be like
in my head, going, what are you doing? Why did
you even launch this?
Speaker 1 (10:29):
Anyway?
Speaker 2 (10:29):
You have two jobs and a kid. Now Tuesday night,
you know, I will have to like work the entire
day and night. I won't see all of tomorrow other
than maybe for like twenty minutes. And I'm like, so,
I think I have to, like just when I have
these ideas, just prepare myself mentally for these moments.
Speaker 3 (10:49):
Listen, I'm I feel like I have learned from you,
because I also feel like I don't have two jobs.
I mean I used to back in the day I
have multiple jobs, but like I only have one job
for the most part. And then I also have just
like a couple other random things I do, but nothing
that like really is like specific time wise, you know.
(11:10):
And so I think about, like, oh, I want to
do this and I want to do that, And I
swear that I've learned that kind of like motivation from you,
some from Dave as well, because I feel like I'm
never doing enough and I should be doing more.
Speaker 1 (11:22):
Yeah, that's a problem. We got to stop thinking.
Speaker 3 (11:23):
I like that, Oh, I know, and so I feel
like I've learned that from you too. And so it's
like anyways, Found's always got something up or sleeve, I swear,
And it's so fun being her friend to like see
what's next, because you are.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
Always I do have something up my sleeve that I'm
announcing next week, but you're and you're probably one of
five people that know about it.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
Yeah, I'm excited for you. I don't told Jake. I'm
just kidding.
Speaker 2 (11:46):
Do you imagine I only tell you. I don't even
confine my own husband. I wanted to tell you that
I found this thing, and I knew that of course
it's gone.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
Now I have to relook it up.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
But I found the best sex position based on your
zodiac sign, or the position you should try, and I'm
ari so like I usually my thing usually popped up first.
But as soon as I saw it, I started dying laughing.
I was like, oh, Jenny is gonna be jealous. I
don't even haven't even looked at yours, so maybe you'll
be excited for yours.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
Andrew's also an aries, so.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
Then this will be perfect for Andrew. Okay, it's gonna
take me there it is, Okay, I have to Uh,
it's one of those where you have to I saved
it on Instagram. Yeah, the image, but then I have
to go to their page, then click on their link,
then find the actual story to click on.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
So here we go.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
Okay, this is the next sex position you should try
based on your zodiac sign. Okay, Aries, face sitting there
it is, yes, like like two podcasts ago, you're like,
don't overlook it. Face sitting it says we're fearless and
like to take charge, not necessarily, and so it says
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take control and just basically try a reverse face sitting position. Okay,
there you go, a reverse face sitting position.
Speaker 1 (13:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
So it says where the partner on top turns around.
This can be fun because it gives the partner a
different view, and the areas on top can have fun
playing with the partner's genitals.
Speaker 3 (13:22):
Okay, there's a couple flicks. Yeah, I got it. Yeah,
every man.
Speaker 2 (13:27):
If any man's listening hearing me say flicks probably made
them cringe immediately.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
Yeah, Taurus, what are you, Jenny? That's what I am. Okay,
the word itself.
Speaker 2 (13:37):
I don't think you're gonna like, okay, spooning, but it's
for the sex position.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
Oh I love that.
Speaker 2 (13:43):
So the actual position, Yes, you'll enjoy So their partner
can slowly move into them from behind with their penis or.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
Dilte okay, so Andrews.
Speaker 2 (13:55):
This also says ending the night with favorite snacks in
a movie can be a plus for the tourist sign
as well.
Speaker 1 (14:01):
Perfect I love a good snacky.
Speaker 2 (14:03):
I didn't have anything about any movie or snacks. At
the end of mine, I will oh my god, oh god,
on the Gemini.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
I'm gonna show you the image.
Speaker 3 (14:14):
You want to. Oh, Okay, can I just say one
thing about torus quick before we move on. I will
say that the last time Andrew and I got it on,
I think was the last time we did spoon the
spooning position, and there was like a moment in time
where like the way we do it, like my legs
are usually like pretty tight together, and he's like, you know,
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just right in there.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
Yeah, And I thought in my head like this is
my penis.
Speaker 2 (14:42):
Like like I felt like it was like like I not,
it's not mine per se, like it's not attached to
my body, but it's like this is mine.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
You know what I mean? Because I just had all
this control. It was just like so like over your head,
I know, the power.
Speaker 2 (14:59):
Imagine if you were.
Speaker 3 (15:00):
Doing anything in this spooning position for the most part
besides like just holding my legs together.
Speaker 2 (15:05):
But you would be psychotic if you're a man, if
that's the vibe you have just from one pin going
inside you, jem and I is the octopus. Oh okay,
I'm gonna try to explain this.
Speaker 1 (15:18):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (15:19):
So you're sitting yep, and your partner is sitting in
front of.
Speaker 3 (15:25):
You, like back to your chest.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
The guy is behind you. Okay, and it shows the
girl pinching her own naps. The guy's legs are up
over her legs like you're sitting in a frog position,
butterfly position. His legs are up over those and basically
just tickling, tickling the things, the things. It's only one thing.
Speaker 1 (15:53):
But it's exploring the body.
Speaker 2 (15:55):
It's for those who love taking hand jobs up a
notch by exploring their partners during the process. It says,
but please google the octopus positions.
Speaker 1 (16:04):
I've never even heard of it.
Speaker 3 (16:05):
Cancer in the shower just I don't like shower sacks.
I do like the octopus position though.
Speaker 2 (16:12):
Leo, cowgirl, Virgo standing dragon.
Speaker 1 (16:16):
Okay, hold on, what's this?
Speaker 2 (16:17):
Yeah, the perfectionism and organizations certainly don't mean they don't
enjoy having fun in the bedroom. The standing dragon position
is perfect for a virgo because if they are the
one receiving in this position, they can control details like
the angle of penetration. They can even take it a
step further and back up into their partner, controlling the speed.
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So to me, it looks like, uh, it looks like doggie,
but he's standing.
Speaker 1 (16:44):
Up so her knees are at the edge of the bed,
edge of the.
Speaker 2 (16:46):
Bed, so or if you're kind of off the bed
and he's like standing like straddling her like legs that
are off the bed, but she's in like all four position. Yeah,
I didn't know that was called standing dragon. I just
I just consider all those doggy style. Basically, isn't that cow?
Isn't that cow style.
Speaker 1 (17:06):
Style? I tink about cat cow.
Speaker 2 (17:09):
I tell you about cale cow like in yoga. Sorry,
not cow style. I don't know why is that that
today's podcast?
Speaker 1 (17:20):
Cow style? Okay?
Speaker 2 (17:22):
Okay, Libra Sideways sixty nine, So you're on your sides yep?
Isn't that kind of how it always is? I feel
like autumn? Yeah, Scorpio the giraffe, Oh boy, tell me more.
It's basically the girl is laying or the either it
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could be one of the girls, you know what I'm saying.
Just I want to be very clear. This is not
just for men and women. The girl is laying on
her back, yep, her head is off the edge of
the bed. The guy or girl is standing over straddling
her face so she can get I'm a little like
up above blowy yep, and he or she seems to
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be bent over diddling.
Speaker 1 (18:09):
Okay. The badge.
Speaker 2 (18:11):
Here's the elch. Yeah, did I describe it?
Speaker 1 (18:14):
Yeah? Okay, that's exactly what I was picturing. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (18:16):
They say it's a great sex position for this scorpio,
where one partner gives oral sex while lying on the
bed on their back with their head hanging over the edge.
This may not seem super kinky at first, but it
plays around with the dominant and submissive roles. So there
you go, Sagittarius standing up. So it's just standing up.
I saw exhausting the funniest comment ever, and it made
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me cry laugh.
Speaker 1 (18:40):
I told Jaco it was him.
Speaker 2 (18:41):
Now, I'm not saying this is really true, but it
was one of those videos because you know, the constant
ones of the guy lifting the girl up on his shoulder.
Speaker 1 (18:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (18:48):
And I go to look at the comments and the
first comment was the one saying, the only way my
man can lift me up is up in prayer.
Speaker 1 (18:56):
I laughed so hard. I was like, Jaci, CH's I
could lift you blah blah blah like I would. I
just don't want you to. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (19:04):
Sorry, sorry, Sagittaries. So I thought that was kind of boring.
Capricorn is called the chairman in the Bedroom, a Capricorn
usually has a lot of endurance and enjoys being in control.
The chairman's exposition is perfect for them because as they
ride their partner on top, they can control the speed
and angle while still feeling super sexy. But it looks
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like the guy is kind of like sitting at an angle.
So he's just laying on his back. No, yeah, he's
by the way. Oh my god, Aquarius, the butter churner.
I would never do this as a woman. No, fuck no,
that looks so uncomfortable. Okay, imagine you're basically doing a headstand,
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but you bet it's.
Speaker 1 (19:49):
On your neck. Your next the one doing the stand.
Speaker 2 (19:52):
He's standing over you, just jamming her in. That looks
so uncomfortable, Aquarius. If you want to try it, go ahead.
Speaker 1 (19:59):
I would have such a crick in my neck. No
after that position.
Speaker 2 (20:03):
Pass Pisces the yab yum. It's also known it's a
perfect blend of intimacy and romance. The position not only
feels great, but it gives you eye contact. So she's
basically sitting on him.
Speaker 1 (20:15):
Oh I like that forward Yeah, I like that one.
Speaker 2 (20:19):
And he's sitting also, so you're like, yeah, your faces
are looking at each other.
Speaker 1 (20:23):
There you go.
Speaker 2 (20:24):
It's your next sex position you should try based on
your zodiac sign.
Speaker 1 (20:29):
Are you going to try yours? Jenny? The soon?
Speaker 3 (20:32):
I mean, we already do that, so I don't really
need to try that one. There was only a couple
in there that I feel like we probably haven't tried. Yeah,
So the one where one of the partners is standing
over the head of the person whose head is on
the edge of the bed. I'm not trying that one.
There's too much power in the person who's standing over
the person's head.
Speaker 1 (20:51):
Well.
Speaker 2 (20:51):
Also, there's so many of those are just like, doesn't
the blood rush. You couldn't do that for very long.
Speaker 1 (20:59):
I feel like I would get yeah, like life edit
and I'd be like pass out. This is not fun
for me. Can I just give you a regular blowshop? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (21:06):
I don't like this, Jenny. I tried I once. You
know I've been using my weighted vest. Yeah, it is
causing severe pain for me days later. What do you mean, Jake,
i't me like a twenty five pound or so. It's
like pretty heavy when I walk. It doesn't like hold
me down, Like I can feel the weight on my
shoulders especially. I have been feeling like my arm I'm like,
(21:30):
why do my arms hurt so bad? And Jake's like,
probably from the weighted vest. Because pilates things will hurt,
but this was a different hurt. And I was like, really,
I didn't even think about it. So here's your warning.
You could have severe muscle sadness if you're becoming a
lot of people became a weighted vest girlly over the holidays.
They got them for I saw some man people get
(21:51):
them for Christmas.
Speaker 1 (21:51):
What do you mean by muscle sadness? Like, you're sore,
but you're not getting the muscle. Well, I'm sure you're
getting muscle. Oh, I was gonna say, but it's very sore.
I didn't sign up for.
Speaker 3 (22:00):
It's very strange to think about why you're sore. It's
because your muscles have been like ripped apart and they're
like reforming.
Speaker 1 (22:06):
That's what has happening. When you're sore.
Speaker 2 (22:07):
You want to think you here's something that I'll really
mess with you. When you are pregnant, your abs rip apart.
So that's why you have basically no stomach muscle strength
after having a baby for a very long time until
you re basically build I mean they literally rips apart
in half.
Speaker 3 (22:25):
Yeah, I sad fell and that I've been having just
the craziest dreams lately, and one of them being that
I was pregnant and I popped that baby out in
two seconds. That one could happen, Yeah, right, and like
that would be ideal if I ever did have children.
Speaker 1 (22:38):
That that's how it works.
Speaker 3 (22:39):
But then like seconds later, my mom was like attaching
breast pumps to my boobies and they were they were
like literally like they knew immediately they like wouldn't come
off of my boots.
Speaker 1 (22:50):
They're like suctioned on there.
Speaker 3 (22:52):
Oh man, the dreams have been off the charts lately
in the last couple of weeks for me.
Speaker 2 (22:57):
You have told me a couple of weird ones I have.
I've had two celebrity ones. But do you want to
know what's fucked up?
Speaker 1 (23:03):
Even in my.
Speaker 2 (23:04):
Dreams, the men don't want people to know we're together
because I have a dream with Harry Styles, which I
have no idea where that came from, and we're like intimate,
like we're like together on a beach, We're like making out.
I'm pretty sure we had sex. I don't remember the
sex part. But like I know that, like we had
been intimate, and we get like a selfie together on
the beach on his phone. Biggest mistake of my life.
(23:26):
The rest of the dream is me being like, hey,
could you text me that photo? Because I want people
to know I hooked up with Harry Styles? And he like,
it's like he doesn't want people to know, so he's not.
He's like, he sent me, he sent me one of
the sunset. I'm like, cool, cool, but I also want
the one of us like together, not just like the lands.
He would not send it to me, and I was like,
(23:46):
are you fucking kidding me? Even in my dream it's
a dream.
Speaker 3 (23:50):
It's because your subconscious nose like the reality it's bullshit
of like what it would be bullshit. I was scrolling
on TikTok, as one does on pretty much every single
day their life. Yeah, and I came across this video
of this girl being like, all right, girlies, what are
we doing now?
Speaker 1 (24:05):
Is nowadays? Before we go to the guy? No, okay,
are we shaving? Are we cleaning it up? Do we
just like not care anymore?
Speaker 3 (24:11):
I don't care, right, And so I think I'm well,
you know, I've gone to the gym and gone with
a sweaty coach. I do feel that that is unacceptable.
Well you know what they signed.
Speaker 2 (24:21):
I do actually think when I mean anything goes, I
just meant you don't have to shave. I didn't mean
you can go with a rant and fucking puss. However,
these videos, the best part of them usually are the
comment Always the comments.
Speaker 3 (24:37):
So I'm just gonna read a couple, and this first
one goes. I just throw it in a messy button
with some dry shampoo.
Speaker 2 (24:46):
Grow.
Speaker 3 (24:47):
My guy no, always says I didn't shave for you either.
I trim it into an arrow pointing down so they
know where to go.
Speaker 1 (24:54):
Well, landy strip, that's nice. God, I put it up
in a claw clip. Yep, it sounds awful.
Speaker 3 (25:03):
I only shave for my guy. Know, my husband knows
when I have an appointment. I always go with their initials.
Speaker 1 (25:11):
Oh my god, can you imagine.
Speaker 3 (25:14):
I shave a few days before, so it's like I
tried but not too hard.
Speaker 1 (25:18):
Oh yeah, yeah, you don't want to give them everything.
Just one more, I'll read. Hey, I actually mowed the
lawn so you could get in the driveway.
Speaker 3 (25:28):
So yeah, I just I love seeing videos like that
you have an appointment coming up, don't you.
Speaker 2 (25:34):
Yes, it's weird that you know I know everything. Yeah,
I think it's actually this week, or maybe it's next week.
Either way, I have my physical so it'll be a
full exam, and then I have my the next day,
my very first manigram. So I'm getting getting it all
in at once. But yeah, I used to care a
(25:54):
lot more, and you think I should care even more
because I actually know the person very well, we've traveled together,
who will do mine? But I'm like, you know what,
she's seen it all At this point, I do have
laser hair removal, but there are still like random hairs
that grow right, probably especially closer to that area, yep,
(26:14):
that she'll be investigating, right, So.
Speaker 1 (26:17):
You don't go in there and take care of those
I used to. I don't care. I just I don't
care anymore because I was.
Speaker 2 (26:21):
I mean, I would make sure there's no like toilet
paper or anything yea out there. You know I'm not
a heathen, right right right? Well some of us are
on this on this podcast.
Speaker 3 (26:29):
Yes, but your first mammor am, are you excited to
get your booby smashed in between two machines?
Speaker 1 (26:35):
They said, it's so quick.
Speaker 2 (26:36):
Everyone said's really quick, and everyone has said since it's
the first one, don't freak out when they see something
on there initially, like they'll it's like very common to
see something on your first one because they're almost kind
of getting a baseline, and so just don't.
Speaker 1 (26:51):
Stress out about that. Yeah, so I'm keeping that in mind.
Speaker 2 (26:56):
Do you know that Cult told me that his least
favorite word on earth, because you know, like everyone seems
to it is pussy, and it really has I do
think that I do say it too often, which is
I don't say it like that, I like go high.
Speaker 1 (27:09):
Pitched with it.
Speaker 2 (27:10):
Yeah, back from the Steve O days, because he said
it all the time. But I've I've had to pull
back a little bit as.
Speaker 1 (27:16):
Oh I'm saying that, okay, yeah, because he doesn't like it.
Speaker 2 (27:19):
Well, sometimes I still do it for funzies, but I
also don't want to offend him. Now. He said he
was like, I don't remember what his word why he
said it was. I think it's because he has like
so many sisters and he has daughters, and I get.
Speaker 3 (27:33):
That because I think that that's actually also a word
that Andrew doesn't like always like and I don't typically
say it around him.
Speaker 1 (27:40):
He doesn't care.
Speaker 2 (27:41):
I can't say it a lot, but you know, when
like you're not supposed to say something, and for some reason,
that's the moment your body wants to say. I don't
go around saying that word all the time, but now
that I know he hates it, it's almost like my
body wants to say it. You know.
Speaker 3 (27:52):
You and Steve and Dave all ruined that word for
me one time when I was like in my dating
era and also my alcoholic era, because we did eliminate
on the Morning Show where I dated a bunch of
people at the State Fair and I'd eliminate them whatever
the person I ended up picking. We ended up dating
for like a month or so, and he invited me
(28:14):
to like one of his best friend's weddings. So I
go to it, and of course we're drinking boons farm
it's a small town wedding. There was a pig roast,
that kind of vibe, you know, So we're getting like
quite intoxicated, and I got so drunk and I brought
a flask, as I used to always do because I,
like I was an alcoholic, and I'm like telling him
(28:35):
to take a drink out of the flask as we're
like getting an uber back to where we were staying
for the night, and he wouldn't and I was like,
you're such a pussy, Yes, such a pussy. And I
never used to say that word. And so I blamed
you guys for the fact that I called him that
multiple times. And also I didn't remember calling him that
until you told me the last morning, and I was like,
(28:56):
I am so sorry, Like I don't typically talk like that.
Speaker 1 (29:00):
I am that was not I am trashy, but not
that trashy. But yeah, do we want to do a
couple more questions?
Speaker 2 (29:11):
We're almost a time so we have we could do
like maybe one or two and then we'll have to
do some more next week.
Speaker 1 (29:17):
Okay. I love that.
Speaker 3 (29:19):
Okay, there's so many questions around, like vacation, so I'm
just going to group this into one right now, dream vacation,
no budget restrictions. You go first, uh New Zealand and
literally I would want to spend at least like a
month to two months there and road trip the entire
oh my gosh, country, I was gonna say continent for
(29:40):
a second, the entire country. I would want to experience
all the different landscapes. I would want to like hike,
I would want to do something crazy like bungee jump
off something. I would want to see Hobbit Town because
I know that that's the New Zealand. I would just
do all of it and yeah, no budget cool, put
me up in some nice spots, even though I would
like just sleep in a van around the country too.
Speaker 2 (30:03):
I feel like, yes, Australia and New Zealand would be
very high up there. It's so far out of the
realm of reality for me because of how few we're
only allowed to take five work days off in a row.
I know you could finagle that a little bit, like
over a holiday weekend, but I would want real time
(30:23):
if I'm traveling that far. I don't want to go
there for a week, so that's so hard. But this
is like no rules. I also really want to do
like an African safari at some point. I feel like
that would be very cool.
Speaker 1 (30:35):
I would want to.
Speaker 2 (30:35):
Stay somewhere super bougie though, so that I'm not afraid
at night that a lion's coming in my tent. So
maybe I don't know, maybe one of those two.
Speaker 3 (30:47):
Yeah, Okay, let's just do one more. It says favorite
memory together of twenty twenty four. Twenty four, Yeah, so
of us two. And I'm going to be honest, I'm
thinking and it's kind of hard for me just be
because family and I used to spend so much time
together during the morning.
Speaker 2 (31:03):
Last year is the year we spent the least amount
of time together because that was a full year I
wasn't on the morning show. Yeah, he I'm trying to
think of all the like we obviously hung out outside
of I would say, I really had fun at your
holiday when we watched the holiday and did your little
theme at your house with Tina. But I'm like, is
there something else we're just not thinking of, because that's
(31:26):
I'm sure.
Speaker 1 (31:27):
I'm sure there is. I don't remember.
Speaker 2 (31:30):
I don't I I can't remember how people have had
sex with That's the latest thing.
Speaker 1 (31:34):
I texted Abby. He remembers everything.
Speaker 2 (31:36):
And I was like, there's one guy that's keeping my
number from being where it's like where I think it is.
Speaker 1 (31:41):
And I was like, did I have sex with them?
Speaker 2 (31:42):
We're not, like, I don't remember that guy, Like we
literally hung out his house all the time. You remember everything.
I'm pretty sure I had sex with him twice. That's
why it's hard for me to remember, because it's like
annoying to even count.
Speaker 3 (31:52):
Because like you're saying, yeah, okay, it's most on my
list are like a one time.
Speaker 2 (31:58):
He's the only person I ever had, like just like
a two. And that's why I'm pretty sure I did,
because my number is it is. She's a low number.
She's pretty low.
Speaker 1 (32:07):
That's fine. Mine is not, but that's also fine. Whatever.
Speaker 2 (32:12):
But okay, well that's that, did you? I mean, I
wish we could think of about our memory together. I know.
Speaker 1 (32:17):
Well, let's sit on it for next week. We're gonna
forget we are, all right, Well, all sit on something else?
Speaker 2 (32:24):
Is that's my position, bitch? Okay, all right, have a
great week.
Speaker 1 (32:28):
Love you bye,
Summit.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
Welcome to the I'm Still Fun Podcast. This is my lover.
Speaker 3 (00:06):
Oh you know you never public case they say that
out loud, so like, I'm so happy you finally said it.
I'm gonna clip this audio and play to myself every
night before I go to sleep while you're laying in
bed with your husband and I'm in bed with my boyfriend.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
You can hear me.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
I sometimes reference it on our radio show that I
did something recently where I was like, I've never been
with a woman that you know of, maybe Jenny once
or something like, I'll do occasional drop.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
In so you I'm happy that I'm a woman that
you select what you do say things like that.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
That makes me happy.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
I'm glad, I'm you know, I'm here for you. Jenny
and I had our company holiday party on Friday, which
is actually funny if you think about it, because obviously
it was what January eleventh.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
Andrew brought that up. He goes, why are they doing
it at this time? He's like, I got you know,
Andrew loves things like that.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
He's all for it whatever. He loves to chat with people.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
But he was like, it just doesn't really feel like
a holiday party.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
Vibe.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
All that were two weeks after Christmas. At this point, I'm.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
Gonna guess that they do it because it's cheaper, That's
what I said. I said, it's because it's cheaper.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
But also I don't mind it because everyone's so busy
around the holidays and I have nothing going on the
first couple of weeks of January usually, so I actually
don't mind it.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
It was fun.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
It was that forgotten Star Brewing here in the Twin
Cities is Fridley, which is where my sister in law
and brother in law lived. But it made me laugh
because I was like, it's in a weird location where
it's like one of the where how doggy places were
semis dropping load stuff and I was like, is this right?
And then it's oh, a big, lovely brewery. So yeah,
it was nice. I had never been there before. I
(01:44):
didn't have a single alcoholic drink, so I couldn't speak
on their beer, but I had.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
Some DC's i'd say food. It was nice. I tried
curling for the first time, inspired by Jenny.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
Yeah, so I did actually curl in a tournament of
theirs like a few years ago, right, I know they
on thee they had invited me into curl.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
I think they need to help promoting.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
It, so they're like, you want to have a team whatever,
So we had a team of four of us.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
We had so much fun.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
I actually like, I don't typically drink to the point
where I get drunk off of beer, but at this
curling tournament, I got like pretty drunk that night, so
I can vouge that their beer is good, Okay, nice according.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
To that evening.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
I did not also have any beer at our holiday
party because they had wine, so I had a glass
of wine or like two glasses of wine or something.
But yeah, it was fun. It was fun watching foul
and curl.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
You just gotta throw your whole body. Yeah, I guess
you just like pull.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
On like seal, like a seal on the ice. I
am like a seal on the ice. Thank you for
that description.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
I would describe myself that way. I could see if
I was an aquatic animal. I do think I relate
the most to a seal or maybe a walris.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
Yeah, the walrus is a little lazier, I think even
I love the videos that you see from like zoos
where the sea, I think it's usually a walrus where
they just slap their belly like me. And it's like
there's always memes with all them. And I sent him
to Andrew because it just like reminds me of him
all the time.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
I almost posted a video yesterday, but I didn't want
to take the time to text and ask for your permission.
But I was going to be like, are you even
friends if you don't send each other sweaty picks? Yeah,
And I went through because you know, on text exchanges,
I can go back to the beginning of time as
long as you don't delete the message chain of every
photo you've ever sent me. We're talking like years, yep,
(03:27):
and I have so many. You definitely leave the charge.
You have sent me way more sweaty photos than I've
sent you.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
And it's not always just working out, by the way,
It'll just be her at work in the bathroom. Show
me your armpits. Yep. And but I sent you one
of I got new pants that were too tight. I okay.
First of all, I have never been a medium pant
in my life. Oh god, me neither never. And I
was on the I don't know if you've pronounced it
alo or a low website, and every review was like
(03:58):
seriously ordered down, seriously order down, so I wouldn't I
would probably get a large at this point. Yeah, So
I was like, I'm going to get a medium as
soon as I got as soon as I hit meetum,
I was like, this doesn't feel right.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
This doesn't feel right, but it.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
Said and I got them and I was like, oh,
you know, you pull them out before they stretch of
your body and they look so tiny. It's like, motherfucker,
I don't want to deal with the return process. I
slithered them over my body and they do actually fit me. Yeah,
I don't know that I want to wear them in public.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
Fit me.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
But as I'm working out, I kept trying to adjust
it because I was like tied on my fat gunt
and I'm like pelotoning, and I finally just pushed it
down and I just had a flap flapping over the
top and over my whole ride.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
I was like, this is not comfortable either.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
But then when I stood up, it's like a like
a dusty rose color. Yeah, and just that koochi sweat
was popping. I was like, listen, that's Jenny, real quick.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
She did.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
I've had my phone in my pocket for a while
because you had texted me a little bit before that,
and then you had texted me that picture and I
like kind of immediately responded to that, and so I
was thinking, I was like, she's going to think that
I don't care about her previous question. I only care
when she said me sweaty crotch picks.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
You know you answered it because all you wrote was
nice period, and then you answered my previous question. I
was like, well, I was hoping for a little bit
more exciting, was really what. I was kind of like
busy in that moment when you were texting me. I
was running out to say something, so I was like
trying to answer you because I knew I wasn't going
to answer for a couple hours otherwise.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
But yeah, so thanks for those pictures. I always look
forward to whatever comes in from Fallon. It's typically like
something funny. Most of the time, well it depends. I
would say, it's like sixty percent, you're flipping me off. Yeah,
every single meme she sends me is usually like a
(05:42):
random video that I'm like, why the fuck did Falon
send me this? And then at the end it's like
someone flipping you off. So then I finally get to
it and I'm like, oh my gosh, no, it makes sense.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
Yeah, that does. It does.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
And I also always going to say I'm going to
use our podcast to mention something.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
So we record this on Mondays, but Tuesday day is.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
What it releases, so tonight, technically, I have my female
forward sessions over finances and how it always goes. When
you book an event, people get so excited they want
to get in because they know to sell out and
it's free, but sell out fast, so they book a
spot without really checking their calendar at all, and inevitably
I get so many cancelations. So if this is something
(06:25):
you wanted to go to tonight in Saint Louis Park.
It starts at six pm. I have three experts talking
about it, email me Fallin at kadiwb dot com. I'm
certain I'll be able to get people in because of
last minute cancelations, and I don't want to be empty
because I'll be to be completely transparent. I've already had
like seven people in the past twenty four hours cancel
(06:47):
and obviously there aren't that many emergencies that happen, and
so I'm thankful they let me know and don't just
know show but then I get like, I get so
frustrated because I don't want the three panels that are
coming to come, and five people are there and they
feel like it's a waste of their time. So it's
a kind of one of those Hosting an event.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
Is very stressful.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
Yes, it's so stressful because you want people to show
up and I know things come up, so I'm not
if you are one of people that canceled, please don't
feel about I'm not trying to like rag on you
at all. I just want to open the space for
more people. And then so many people have asked about
the recording, and I talked to Jenny about this. I'm
gonna if you can't come, I am going to post
the recording on that I'm still Fun podcast channel, so
(07:30):
it'll pop up. It won't be like a traditional podcast
between me and Jenny. It'll be the audio recording from
that session tomorrow. Yeah, so you'll be able to listen
to it. I don't know, what do you think towards
the end of the week. Yeah, the week, I have
to see when the engineer will get me the audio
from it, right, and then I might edit it out
if there's some like weird pausing between people asking questions.
But if you come, you can actually ask your specific
(07:53):
questions to the panel, so that might be nice. Yeah,
but I am doing that tomorrow night and technically tonight,
so I'm excited.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
For it and hopefully people do show up.
Speaker 3 (08:05):
Yes, please show up if you're listening to this before
the event and if you signed up and stuff.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
I p hear pressure, Jenny, She's gonna go.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
No.
Speaker 3 (08:12):
I wanted to come, but I didn't want to ask
Fallin if I could have one of the spots because
I knew so many people would want to come. So
Fallan was like, no, you like, you can show them whatever. Yeah,
And I will just say that I like feel Fallan's
pain when it comes to planning an event because when
I started fit Club, I would have so many people
drop out, like last minute, and I would have this
(08:32):
long wait list. So I was going back and forth
constantly trying to fill the class because I can't overbook
my fit Club because there's only twenty stars or twenty
spots total, so I can't overbook it knowing that people
won't show up, because then if everyone, for some reason
does show up, then somebody is out of luck.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
And so I've dealt with that that.
Speaker 3 (08:50):
Finally in the last handful of months, I just like
have done it through my trainer. My trainer owns the gym,
and so she just put it through their app that
they use, So you just sign up yourself. If you
drop out, it's great because then someone else on the
waitlist can get in. Yeah, but a lot of people
still just like don't show up, And like yesterday I
had my fit club and five people didn't show up,
(09:12):
and so it's kind of a bummer because I had
multiple people dming me being like I really want to come,
but it's already full, and I'm like, just keep an
eye out because people drop.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
Yeah. Whatever.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
So the program that I'm using the app sounds nice
because the program that I always used event Bright before,
Oh yeah, I just for like book club and stuff.
And then in the past year and a half or so,
they started charging if you have an event more than
like twenty people. So I was on chat GBT being like,
is there a program similar? So this program I'm using,
I've never used it before. People are like, I can't
(09:41):
figure out how to cancel, so they're emailing me, which
is great, but it just sucks because there's no wait list,
so I have to manually be like no worries, find
someone who maybe commented on a post, email them see
if it's basically it's a ton of work behind the scenes.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
Yeah, And you get to the point where you're.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
Kind of like you have to decide in life what's
more important your sanity in your time because I really
really want to do I like, I love sim with
your fick Club. I really want to do stuff like
this because I like, I have a platform, I want
to use it for good and I want to help people.
And I have to keep that in mind when I
start getting so frustrated, Like I build myself getting so
(10:21):
frustrated because I'm like and I'll like literally be like
in my head, going, what are you doing? Why did
you even launch this?
Speaker 1 (10:29):
Anyway?
Speaker 2 (10:29):
You have two jobs and a kid. Now Tuesday night,
you know, I will have to like work the entire
day and night. I won't see all of tomorrow other
than maybe for like twenty minutes. And I'm like, so,
I think I have to, like just when I have
these ideas, just prepare myself mentally for these moments.
Speaker 3 (10:49):
Listen, I'm I feel like I have learned from you,
because I also feel like I don't have two jobs.
I mean I used to back in the day I
have multiple jobs, but like I only have one job
for the most part. And then I also have just
like a couple other random things I do, but nothing
that like really is like specific time wise, you know.
(11:10):
And so I think about, like, oh, I want to
do this and I want to do that, And I
swear that I've learned that kind of like motivation from you,
some from Dave as well, because I feel like I'm
never doing enough and I should be doing more.
Speaker 1 (11:22):
Yeah, that's a problem. We got to stop thinking.
Speaker 3 (11:23):
I like that, Oh, I know, and so I feel
like I've learned that from you too. And so it's
like anyways, Found's always got something up or sleeve, I swear,
And it's so fun being her friend to like see
what's next, because you are.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
Always I do have something up my sleeve that I'm
announcing next week, but you're and you're probably one of
five people that know about it.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
Yeah, I'm excited for you. I don't told Jake. I'm
just kidding.
Speaker 2 (11:46):
Do you imagine I only tell you. I don't even
confine my own husband. I wanted to tell you that
I found this thing, and I knew that of course
it's gone.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
Now I have to relook it up.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
But I found the best sex position based on your
zodiac sign, or the position you should try, and I'm
ari so like I usually my thing usually popped up first.
But as soon as I saw it, I started dying laughing.
I was like, oh, Jenny is gonna be jealous. I
don't even haven't even looked at yours, so maybe you'll
be excited for yours.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
Andrew's also an aries, so.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
Then this will be perfect for Andrew. Okay, it's gonna
take me there it is, Okay, I have to Uh,
it's one of those where you have to I saved
it on Instagram. Yeah, the image, but then I have
to go to their page, then click on their link,
then find the actual story to click on.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
So here we go.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
Okay, this is the next sex position you should try
based on your zodiac sign. Okay, Aries, face sitting there
it is, yes, like like two podcasts ago, you're like,
don't overlook it. Face sitting it says we're fearless and
like to take charge, not necessarily, and so it says
(13:00):
take control and just basically try a reverse face sitting position. Okay,
there you go, a reverse face sitting position.
Speaker 1 (13:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
So it says where the partner on top turns around.
This can be fun because it gives the partner a
different view, and the areas on top can have fun
playing with the partner's genitals.
Speaker 3 (13:22):
Okay, there's a couple flicks. Yeah, I got it. Yeah,
every man.
Speaker 2 (13:27):
If any man's listening hearing me say flicks probably made
them cringe immediately.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
Yeah, Taurus, what are you, Jenny? That's what I am. Okay,
the word itself.
Speaker 2 (13:37):
I don't think you're gonna like, okay, spooning, but it's
for the sex position.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
Oh I love that.
Speaker 2 (13:43):
So the actual position, Yes, you'll enjoy So their partner
can slowly move into them from behind with their penis or.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
Dilte okay, so Andrews.
Speaker 2 (13:55):
This also says ending the night with favorite snacks in
a movie can be a plus for the tourist sign
as well.
Speaker 1 (14:01):
Perfect I love a good snacky.
Speaker 2 (14:03):
I didn't have anything about any movie or snacks. At
the end of mine, I will oh my god, oh god,
on the Gemini.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
I'm gonna show you the image.
Speaker 3 (14:14):
You want to. Oh, Okay, can I just say one
thing about torus quick before we move on. I will
say that the last time Andrew and I got it on,
I think was the last time we did spoon the
spooning position, and there was like a moment in time
where like the way we do it, like my legs
are usually like pretty tight together, and he's like, you know,
(14:35):
just right in there.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
Yeah, And I thought in my head like this is
my penis.
Speaker 2 (14:42):
Like like I felt like it was like like I not,
it's not mine per se, like it's not attached to
my body, but it's like this is mine.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
You know what I mean? Because I just had all
this control. It was just like so like over your head,
I know, the power.
Speaker 2 (14:59):
Imagine if you were.
Speaker 3 (15:00):
Doing anything in this spooning position for the most part
besides like just holding my legs together.
Speaker 2 (15:05):
But you would be psychotic if you're a man, if
that's the vibe you have just from one pin going
inside you, jem and I is the octopus. Oh okay,
I'm gonna try to explain this.
Speaker 1 (15:18):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (15:19):
So you're sitting yep, and your partner is sitting in
front of.
Speaker 3 (15:25):
You, like back to your chest.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
The guy is behind you. Okay, and it shows the
girl pinching her own naps. The guy's legs are up
over her legs like you're sitting in a frog position,
butterfly position. His legs are up over those and basically
just tickling, tickling the things, the things. It's only one thing.
Speaker 1 (15:53):
But it's exploring the body.
Speaker 2 (15:55):
It's for those who love taking hand jobs up a
notch by exploring their partners during the process. It says,
but please google the octopus positions.
Speaker 1 (16:04):
I've never even heard of it.
Speaker 3 (16:05):
Cancer in the shower just I don't like shower sacks.
I do like the octopus position though.
Speaker 2 (16:12):
Leo, cowgirl, Virgo standing dragon.
Speaker 1 (16:16):
Okay, hold on, what's this?
Speaker 2 (16:17):
Yeah, the perfectionism and organizations certainly don't mean they don't
enjoy having fun in the bedroom. The standing dragon position
is perfect for a virgo because if they are the
one receiving in this position, they can control details like
the angle of penetration. They can even take it a
step further and back up into their partner, controlling the speed.
(16:38):
So to me, it looks like, uh, it looks like doggie,
but he's standing.
Speaker 1 (16:44):
Up so her knees are at the edge of the bed,
edge of the.
Speaker 2 (16:46):
Bed, so or if you're kind of off the bed
and he's like standing like straddling her like legs that
are off the bed, but she's in like all four position. Yeah,
I didn't know that was called standing dragon. I just
I just consider all those doggy style. Basically, isn't that cow?
Isn't that cow style.
Speaker 1 (17:06):
Style? I tink about cat cow.
Speaker 2 (17:09):
I tell you about cale cow like in yoga. Sorry,
not cow style. I don't know why is that that
today's podcast?
Speaker 1 (17:20):
Cow style? Okay?
Speaker 2 (17:22):
Okay, Libra Sideways sixty nine, So you're on your sides yep?
Isn't that kind of how it always is? I feel
like autumn? Yeah, Scorpio the giraffe, Oh boy, tell me more.
It's basically the girl is laying or the either it
(17:43):
could be one of the girls, you know what I'm saying.
Just I want to be very clear. This is not
just for men and women. The girl is laying on
her back, yep, her head is off the edge of
the bed. The guy or girl is standing over straddling
her face so she can get I'm a little like
up above blowy yep, and he or she seems to
(18:05):
be bent over diddling.
Speaker 1 (18:09):
Okay. The badge.
Speaker 2 (18:11):
Here's the elch. Yeah, did I describe it?
Speaker 1 (18:14):
Yeah? Okay, that's exactly what I was picturing. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (18:16):
They say it's a great sex position for this scorpio,
where one partner gives oral sex while lying on the
bed on their back with their head hanging over the edge.
This may not seem super kinky at first, but it
plays around with the dominant and submissive roles. So there
you go, Sagittarius standing up. So it's just standing up.
I saw exhausting the funniest comment ever, and it made
(18:39):
me cry laugh.
Speaker 1 (18:40):
I told Jaco it was him.
Speaker 2 (18:41):
Now, I'm not saying this is really true, but it
was one of those videos because you know, the constant
ones of the guy lifting the girl up on his shoulder.
Speaker 1 (18:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (18:48):
And I go to look at the comments and the
first comment was the one saying, the only way my
man can lift me up is up in prayer.
Speaker 1 (18:56):
I laughed so hard. I was like, Jaci, CH's I
could lift you blah blah blah like I would. I
just don't want you to. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (19:04):
Sorry, sorry, Sagittaries. So I thought that was kind of boring.
Capricorn is called the chairman in the Bedroom, a Capricorn
usually has a lot of endurance and enjoys being in control.
The chairman's exposition is perfect for them because as they
ride their partner on top, they can control the speed
and angle while still feeling super sexy. But it looks
(19:24):
like the guy is kind of like sitting at an angle.
So he's just laying on his back. No, yeah, he's
by the way. Oh my god, Aquarius, the butter churner.
I would never do this as a woman. No, fuck no,
that looks so uncomfortable. Okay, imagine you're basically doing a headstand,
(19:48):
but you bet it's.
Speaker 1 (19:49):
On your neck. Your next the one doing the stand.
Speaker 2 (19:52):
He's standing over you, just jamming her in. That looks
so uncomfortable, Aquarius. If you want to try it, go ahead.
Speaker 1 (19:59):
I would have such a crick in my neck. No
after that position.
Speaker 2 (20:03):
Pass Pisces the yab yum. It's also known it's a
perfect blend of intimacy and romance. The position not only
feels great, but it gives you eye contact. So she's
basically sitting on him.
Speaker 1 (20:15):
Oh I like that forward Yeah, I like that one.
Speaker 2 (20:19):
And he's sitting also, so you're like, yeah, your faces
are looking at each other.
Speaker 1 (20:23):
There you go.
Speaker 2 (20:24):
It's your next sex position you should try based on
your zodiac sign.
Speaker 1 (20:29):
Are you going to try yours? Jenny? The soon?
Speaker 3 (20:32):
I mean, we already do that, so I don't really
need to try that one. There was only a couple
in there that I feel like we probably haven't tried. Yeah,
So the one where one of the partners is standing
over the head of the person whose head is on
the edge of the bed. I'm not trying that one.
There's too much power in the person who's standing over
the person's head.
Speaker 1 (20:51):
Well.
Speaker 2 (20:51):
Also, there's so many of those are just like, doesn't
the blood rush. You couldn't do that for very long.
Speaker 1 (20:59):
I feel like I would get yeah, like life edit
and I'd be like pass out. This is not fun
for me. Can I just give you a regular blowshop? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (21:06):
I don't like this, Jenny. I tried I once. You
know I've been using my weighted vest. Yeah, it is
causing severe pain for me days later. What do you mean, Jake,
i't me like a twenty five pound or so. It's
like pretty heavy when I walk. It doesn't like hold
me down, Like I can feel the weight on my
shoulders especially. I have been feeling like my arm I'm like,
(21:30):
why do my arms hurt so bad? And Jake's like,
probably from the weighted vest. Because pilates things will hurt,
but this was a different hurt. And I was like, really,
I didn't even think about it. So here's your warning.
You could have severe muscle sadness if you're becoming a
lot of people became a weighted vest girlly over the holidays.
They got them for I saw some man people get
(21:51):
them for Christmas.
Speaker 1 (21:51):
What do you mean by muscle sadness? Like, you're sore,
but you're not getting the muscle. Well, I'm sure you're
getting muscle. Oh, I was gonna say, but it's very sore.
I didn't sign up for.
Speaker 3 (22:00):
It's very strange to think about why you're sore. It's
because your muscles have been like ripped apart and they're
like reforming.
Speaker 1 (22:06):
That's what has happening. When you're sore.
Speaker 2 (22:07):
You want to think you here's something that I'll really
mess with you. When you are pregnant, your abs rip apart.
So that's why you have basically no stomach muscle strength
after having a baby for a very long time until
you re basically build I mean they literally rips apart
in half.
Speaker 3 (22:25):
Yeah, I sad fell and that I've been having just
the craziest dreams lately, and one of them being that
I was pregnant and I popped that baby out in
two seconds. That one could happen, Yeah, right, and like
that would be ideal if I ever did have children.
Speaker 1 (22:38):
That that's how it works.
Speaker 3 (22:39):
But then like seconds later, my mom was like attaching
breast pumps to my boobies and they were they were
like literally like they knew immediately they like wouldn't come
off of my boots.
Speaker 1 (22:50):
They're like suctioned on there.
Speaker 3 (22:52):
Oh man, the dreams have been off the charts lately
in the last couple of weeks for me.
Speaker 2 (22:57):
You have told me a couple of weird ones I have.
I've had two celebrity ones. But do you want to
know what's fucked up?
Speaker 1 (23:03):
Even in my.
Speaker 2 (23:04):
Dreams, the men don't want people to know we're together
because I have a dream with Harry Styles, which I
have no idea where that came from, and we're like intimate,
like we're like together on a beach, We're like making out.
I'm pretty sure we had sex. I don't remember the
sex part. But like I know that, like we had
been intimate, and we get like a selfie together on
the beach on his phone. Biggest mistake of my life.
(23:26):
The rest of the dream is me being like, hey,
could you text me that photo? Because I want people
to know I hooked up with Harry Styles? And he like,
it's like he doesn't want people to know, so he's not.
He's like, he sent me, he sent me one of
the sunset. I'm like, cool, cool, but I also want
the one of us like together, not just like the lands.
He would not send it to me, and I was like,
(23:46):
are you fucking kidding me? Even in my dream it's
a dream.
Speaker 3 (23:50):
It's because your subconscious nose like the reality it's bullshit
of like what it would be bullshit. I was scrolling
on TikTok, as one does on pretty much every single
day their life. Yeah, and I came across this video
of this girl being like, all right, girlies, what are
we doing now?
Speaker 1 (24:05):
Is nowadays? Before we go to the guy? No, okay,
are we shaving? Are we cleaning it up? Do we
just like not care anymore?
Speaker 3 (24:11):
I don't care, right, And so I think I'm well,
you know, I've gone to the gym and gone with
a sweaty coach. I do feel that that is unacceptable.
Well you know what they signed.
Speaker 2 (24:21):
I do actually think when I mean anything goes, I
just meant you don't have to shave. I didn't mean
you can go with a rant and fucking puss. However,
these videos, the best part of them usually are the
comment Always the comments.
Speaker 3 (24:37):
So I'm just gonna read a couple, and this first
one goes. I just throw it in a messy button
with some dry shampoo.
Speaker 2 (24:46):
Grow.
Speaker 3 (24:47):
My guy no, always says I didn't shave for you either.
I trim it into an arrow pointing down so they
know where to go.
Speaker 1 (24:54):
Well, landy strip, that's nice. God, I put it up
in a claw clip. Yep, it sounds awful.
Speaker 3 (25:03):
I only shave for my guy. Know, my husband knows
when I have an appointment. I always go with their initials.
Speaker 1 (25:11):
Oh my god, can you imagine.
Speaker 3 (25:14):
I shave a few days before, so it's like I
tried but not too hard.
Speaker 1 (25:18):
Oh yeah, yeah, you don't want to give them everything.
Just one more, I'll read. Hey, I actually mowed the
lawn so you could get in the driveway.
Speaker 3 (25:28):
So yeah, I just I love seeing videos like that
you have an appointment coming up, don't you.
Speaker 2 (25:34):
Yes, it's weird that you know I know everything. Yeah,
I think it's actually this week, or maybe it's next week.
Either way, I have my physical so it'll be a
full exam, and then I have my the next day,
my very first manigram. So I'm getting getting it all
in at once. But yeah, I used to care a
(25:54):
lot more, and you think I should care even more
because I actually know the person very well, we've traveled together,
who will do mine? But I'm like, you know what,
she's seen it all At this point, I do have
laser hair removal, but there are still like random hairs
that grow right, probably especially closer to that area, yep,
(26:14):
that she'll be investigating, right, So.
Speaker 1 (26:17):
You don't go in there and take care of those
I used to. I don't care. I just I don't
care anymore because I was.
Speaker 2 (26:21):
I mean, I would make sure there's no like toilet
paper or anything yea out there. You know I'm not
a heathen, right right right? Well some of us are
on this on this podcast.
Speaker 3 (26:29):
Yes, but your first mammor am, are you excited to
get your booby smashed in between two machines?
Speaker 1 (26:35):
They said, it's so quick.
Speaker 2 (26:36):
Everyone said's really quick, and everyone has said since it's
the first one, don't freak out when they see something
on there initially, like they'll it's like very common to
see something on your first one because they're almost kind
of getting a baseline, and so just don't.
Speaker 1 (26:51):
Stress out about that. Yeah, so I'm keeping that in mind.
Speaker 2 (26:56):
Do you know that Cult told me that his least
favorite word on earth, because you know, like everyone seems
to it is pussy, and it really has I do
think that I do say it too often, which is
I don't say it like that, I like go high.
Speaker 1 (27:09):
Pitched with it.
Speaker 2 (27:10):
Yeah, back from the Steve O days, because he said
it all the time. But I've I've had to pull
back a little bit as.
Speaker 1 (27:16):
Oh I'm saying that, okay, yeah, because he doesn't like it.
Speaker 2 (27:19):
Well, sometimes I still do it for funzies, but I
also don't want to offend him. Now. He said he
was like, I don't remember what his word why he
said it was. I think it's because he has like
so many sisters and he has daughters, and I get.
Speaker 3 (27:33):
That because I think that that's actually also a word
that Andrew doesn't like always like and I don't typically
say it around him.
Speaker 1 (27:40):
He doesn't care.
Speaker 2 (27:41):
I can't say it a lot, but you know, when
like you're not supposed to say something, and for some reason,
that's the moment your body wants to say. I don't
go around saying that word all the time, but now
that I know he hates it, it's almost like my
body wants to say it. You know.
Speaker 3 (27:52):
You and Steve and Dave all ruined that word for
me one time when I was like in my dating
era and also my alcoholic era, because we did eliminate
on the Morning Show where I dated a bunch of
people at the State Fair and I'd eliminate them whatever
the person I ended up picking. We ended up dating
for like a month or so, and he invited me
(28:14):
to like one of his best friend's weddings. So I
go to it, and of course we're drinking boons farm
it's a small town wedding. There was a pig roast,
that kind of vibe, you know, So we're getting like
quite intoxicated, and I got so drunk and I brought
a flask, as I used to always do because I,
like I was an alcoholic, and I'm like telling him
(28:35):
to take a drink out of the flask as we're
like getting an uber back to where we were staying
for the night, and he wouldn't and I was like,
you're such a pussy, Yes, such a pussy. And I
never used to say that word. And so I blamed
you guys for the fact that I called him that
multiple times. And also I didn't remember calling him that
until you told me the last morning, and I was like,
(28:56):
I am so sorry, Like I don't typically talk like that.
Speaker 1 (29:00):
I am that was not I am trashy, but not
that trashy. But yeah, do we want to do a
couple more questions?
Speaker 2 (29:11):
We're almost a time so we have we could do
like maybe one or two and then we'll have to
do some more next week.
Speaker 1 (29:17):
Okay. I love that.
Speaker 3 (29:19):
Okay, there's so many questions around, like vacation, so I'm
just going to group this into one right now, dream vacation,
no budget restrictions. You go first, uh New Zealand and
literally I would want to spend at least like a
month to two months there and road trip the entire
oh my gosh, country, I was gonna say continent for
(29:40):
a second, the entire country. I would want to experience
all the different landscapes. I would want to like hike,
I would want to do something crazy like bungee jump
off something. I would want to see Hobbit Town because
I know that that's the New Zealand. I would just
do all of it and yeah, no budget cool, put
me up in some nice spots, even though I would
like just sleep in a van around the country too.
Speaker 2 (30:03):
I feel like, yes, Australia and New Zealand would be
very high up there. It's so far out of the
realm of reality for me because of how few we're
only allowed to take five work days off in a row.
I know you could finagle that a little bit, like
over a holiday weekend, but I would want real time
(30:23):
if I'm traveling that far. I don't want to go
there for a week, so that's so hard. But this
is like no rules. I also really want to do
like an African safari at some point. I feel like
that would be very cool.
Speaker 1 (30:35):
I would want to.
Speaker 2 (30:35):
Stay somewhere super bougie though, so that I'm not afraid
at night that a lion's coming in my tent. So
maybe I don't know, maybe one of those two.
Speaker 3 (30:47):
Yeah, Okay, let's just do one more. It says favorite
memory together of twenty twenty four. Twenty four, Yeah, so
of us two. And I'm going to be honest, I'm
thinking and it's kind of hard for me just be
because family and I used to spend so much time
together during the morning.
Speaker 2 (31:03):
Last year is the year we spent the least amount
of time together because that was a full year I
wasn't on the morning show. Yeah, he I'm trying to
think of all the like we obviously hung out outside
of I would say, I really had fun at your
holiday when we watched the holiday and did your little
theme at your house with Tina. But I'm like, is
there something else we're just not thinking of, because that's
(31:26):
I'm sure.
Speaker 1 (31:27):
I'm sure there is. I don't remember.
Speaker 2 (31:30):
I don't I I can't remember how people have had
sex with That's the latest thing.
Speaker 1 (31:34):
I texted Abby. He remembers everything.
Speaker 2 (31:36):
And I was like, there's one guy that's keeping my
number from being where it's like where I think it is.
Speaker 1 (31:41):
And I was like, did I have sex with them?
Speaker 2 (31:42):
We're not, like, I don't remember that guy, Like we
literally hung out his house all the time. You remember everything.
I'm pretty sure I had sex with him twice. That's
why it's hard for me to remember, because it's like
annoying to even count.
Speaker 3 (31:52):
Because like you're saying, yeah, okay, it's most on my
list are like a one time.
Speaker 2 (31:58):
He's the only person I ever had, like just like
a two. And that's why I'm pretty sure I did,
because my number is it is. She's a low number.
She's pretty low.
Speaker 1 (32:07):
That's fine. Mine is not, but that's also fine. Whatever.
Speaker 2 (32:12):
But okay, well that's that, did you? I mean, I
wish we could think of about our memory together. I know.
Speaker 1 (32:17):
Well, let's sit on it for next week. We're gonna
forget we are, all right, Well, all sit on something else?
Speaker 2 (32:24):
Is that's my position, bitch? Okay, all right, have a
great week.
Speaker 1 (32:28):
Love you bye,
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