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Leftovers, Great Leftovers. Am Ion a Leftovers intern John in your morning
show Leftovers. Welcome to your morningshow Leftover podcast intern John's my name,
Shelby Sauce, Hi Hi Rose,Hi, Hi Pody. Hello, Hello
as everybody. You got su yougot sum I have a lot to get
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to. I'm not gonna make thisabout myself, but I am. I
mean it's your birthday weekend podcast,so essentially, yeah, you are a
couple of things I need to bringup. So, uh, my birthday
Sunday, if you hear this Friday, we're going out to Public and DuPont
very exciting. Saturday, We're goingto Jimmy's, then the OS Game,
then Mosaic. Also lot of fun. But first of all, thank you
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right for the gifts. Fantastic,very nice. A couple of things happen
behind the scenes. Makes you goto our Instagram watch the unboxing video.
Fantastic, Sauce, you let mein on something because Eric and Max picked
me out some really cool shirts hamOn Tanna, Dragon ball Z. Yeah,
Tall Gay Nights. You let meyou know what about the shirts because
he looked he looked really confused,and I opened him because Hoodie and I
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picked out shirts with Eric, andso I thought he ordered different shirts for
you. So that's what that's whatthat one was. Eric forgot about what
you originally wanted to get you andhe got this two days ago. What
I like, we stood there.I picked out all these shirts. No
no, no, no no yet, why did you say like that,
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because you're it's because the ones thatI wanted to get, no no disrespect.
It was like fifty bucks of Tshirt and I was like, that's
from where dot com. So theywere like super overpriced and that it gives.
But we got we got you talkright out. There was like a
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diap count the day that we looked, Yeah, there wasn't. The next
day, I thought, yeah,used in the same browser. They're probably
like, screw this guy. Hecame back. Yeah, I don't know.
I just was trying to do itat work and then I was in
town for week and then I waslike, oh I forgot now it was
It wasn't gonna take too long,and so then I just got thee Yeah,
Target Spencers. Oh look at thattalking about so much Pokemon, Dragon
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ball Z stuff. I guess hehas Spencers and like what it was toys,
but the front was fun and therewell you can some some tassels,
shout some match and then my otherfavorite part today our good friend Toby Nap.
Don't exhale, but don't exhale,and don't let me get mine out
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first because I had some conservations.So he got me a very nice large
piece of chocolate cake. Looks fantasticpiece. I was like, you want
to know what I'm gonna open takea bite. Eric got me on the
intercom and was like, where'd youget that piece of cake from? Now?
I said, I brought it fromhome. He goes and I was
like yeah. So Eric came inwith a fork ready and just sorry,
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even the exact same spot I waseating all that. Stop you walked in
with the fork in the air,which was the best. Yes we have
a normal communal cake, Yes,yes, but I mean, look they're
both great, but this is agood I love chocolate, so this chocolate
cake out. The thing's chocolate cake. There is that. The thing that
I love about this is Eric doesn'tquite think things through. Sometimes. It's
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not like you thought, oh thiswould be a funny bit, like actually
got to take chocolate. His thoughtwas I want the cake. Yeah,
and we realized saying that Eric isthe sibling whose birthday it is not.
Yeah, it's like the siblings liketwo years either old or younger, where
it's like your senior sibling get candy, and presently I didn't get anything.
Yeah means true is delicious cake.He never told me that you're getting one,
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that he got it for you.So I was a little pissed off
about that. Why why does itmatter? You know, I got to
make sure I know what's going onin this room. Sometimes okay sometimes well,
when it was funny, we forgetEric's the baby of the family.
Yeah you act. Yeah, I'msaying, yeah, obviously your family.
Yeah, I got an older brotherand sister guessing that's what do you think
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that's what it is? No,because I'm the maybe of the family too,
And I was not saying your chocolatecake, yes, you what?
It's candy of milk? Oh mygosh. Not okay, Yeah, sure,
candy doesn't mean dude, I meandoes, but it does in this
situation. What does it mean?Sweet cakes? Sweet milk? That sweet
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milk? Okay? Anyway, socan I go now? Yes, Eric,
I'm sorry he does actually yea ofthings. Yeah, you came in
here, dude, Yeah, thiswas fine. Defend maybe psycho persons were
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stated morons took a piece of yourcake so soon. No, no,
he was didn't take a piece ofmy cake. He took a piece of
my slice. It's not the fullcake. It will quality control. It
was it. Yeah, don't defendthat behavior, sauce. You're just trying
to see both sides. No,all right, okay, bye, always
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stop again, man, now,but he's this is my new goal,
and make sure he doesn't hear thisis that we need to start making it
seem like any time that we're onthe room and he's not, there's a
big funny thing happening. And whileturning the micro's office so he can't hear,
and so he'll see all we'll doyou Uh, that's new for the
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show. That's the media. Sometimesyou hear the bits for the show,
you know, for anybody else doeslike we did the sign on the fridge,
like you anyway, I saw uswhat we're looking forward to this weekend?
Um, this weekend, I meanyour birthday tonight? Can you sound
excited about I'm doing this week?I'm excited for tonight and then um,
I'm gonna see my friend Keats surday, so I'm excited to see her.
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Are you guys coming to the partyon Saturday? I don't know. Yeah,
I don't know yet because I justdon't know. That's like a lot.
It's a long day, Kate.Can you she's working? She doesn't
work hard. Can you please stop? Please stop? We also, are
you really calling her right now?Guess what happened? Guess what happened?
But do I guess what happened?Yeah? Oh yeah, don't be calling
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my bestie. She should know.If for calling that clock, that's probably
about you. She probably doesn't know. Also, how do you have her
number? We all we all usedto go out, and she doesn't want
to talk to you. Man,I'm gonna just text her. Guess what
happens? So you're ditching for No, I'm not ditching. That's a long
day, you know. I wouldmake it to Jimmy's and then I'd make
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it halfway through the Oriels game andhave to go home, and home is
so far from Baltimore, and I'mnot saying my parents house. I think
you're a fake, Kate, Kate, what's guess what happened? What the
promise not to tell anybody what youget, the promise not to tell anybody.
Okay, well, first of all, you know what's going on,
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right, No, yeah, shecan't tell you Jesus Christ. Now I'm
kidding. Hey, you're on thepodcast, Kate. Just want to say,
hi, come on come out onSaturday. Okay, all right,
your body so weird where you are? God, she probably this birthday,
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but Shelby said that we're hanging outthe pool on Saturday. I just think
it's it's odd to me that youclaim Baltimore sauce but you don't like Baltimore
at all. Okay, that's notThat's not what you're saying. That's what
I heard. I literally just amtrying not to like. I just I
don't really want to do all thisstuff, Like I just want to take
like a chill day. I cantell him getting sick. I'm so studio.
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I'm just saying, like I cantell him he's sick. I don't
want to be out all day onSaturday. I got that, and I
thought that for some reason, you'regonna do something on your actual birthday,
like a lunch or somebody. AmOkay, well figure it out. Okay,
what do you say about this weekend? I'm going to hang out with
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my brother tonight, very excited.Haven't seen him in a really long time.
And then we are going to thelake House tomorrow. The lake House,
so we're going to go out onthe boat. And the last time
we went, Charlie was so giddyabout like splashing in the water off the
back of the boat when we wereangered. It was so cute. So
very excited to do that again.Yeah, it's gonna be really fun.
Edward, what do you say aboutthis? I'm excited to go to the
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Orioles game tomorrow and it's fun.I'm going to Kevin, who would do
the Crisis podcast with his house forthe first time. We're our first in
person recording for first time in awhile. How long we think, I've
never Probably since the pandemic for sure. Okay, because it times out,
it's our five hundred episode this weekend. Hell yeah, since prices and even
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podcast. I'll leave a bunch ofstuff for his his daughter to find that
that annoys him. Adorable. Adorable. On top of that, Mora is
getting her wedding dress tomorrow, pickingit up, and she I think is
hiding at her parents. That's soexciting. Pause for a second. It's
funny that she had You wouldn't lookfor it. Well, we're in an
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apartment, so there's no space.Yeah, access the whole room. Yeah,
okay. We trust her parents.They're responsible. They got so many
rooms in that house. Okay,I ever find it, that's probably good
thing. Not that you go searchingthat we should. Where is that true?
I find the waiting dress. That'sexciting though, good for her,
that's good for have it this soon? Advanced alterations not good. That's very
cool. I'm excited this birthday said, this weekend, it's gonna be cool.
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And then at some point like thecomedy tour starts in three weeks,
which is wild wild wild crazy.If you want tickets, Oh my god,
Oh I know. Um yeah,I got some more to do.
That's why I'm surprised you decided todo so much this weekend. I thought
you'd be, like, you know, planning your show. I got time,
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So yeah, it'll be, it'llbe, it'll be fine, it'll
be perfect. Can you take usintern John Comedy dot com. We'll see
you next week. Bye bye,Intern John in your morning show on iHeartRadio,