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Yeah, it's intern John. Ifyou didn't know, we have a ton
of podcasts that everyone does after ourmain show. Just give you a taste
what you're missing today in your morningshow. Family of podcasts. Check out
what's happening on the Thoughtshower with Matand Sauce. Let's go have you Friday
friends. Welcome to the award winningthoughts Shower podcast Interns. John is my
name, I'm Shelby Sauce. Ifyou get a chance now, we're not
(00:23):
positive there's any more Baltimore Magazine's Lives, Sauces, Dad, my Bot,
all of them worth it. Butif you do see one, get it.
Yeah you should just get it orjust open it to the page where
we won, or sauces full pagead and just leave it there. Yep,
do you know what I'm saying?Like, put it back on the
rack, open to have you?How many copies you have? I only
(00:43):
have one. I'm gonna go getsome more today before my dad takes the
rest of them. Yes, it'svery cool. Again, thanks everybody who
have voted Big Big podcast, bigtime for us. We're both going away
this weekend. Are look at thatYou're going back to the A? Yes,
I am going to the A.Yep, do people call it the
A? No, okay, you'regoing to Land I just for frenzies.
Yeah, to see my friends.I mean what, any particular reason.
(01:10):
I don't know. I just wantto go see them. I miss my
friends. Okay, I don't havea reason. Sorry, your apartment complex
is they're still wrenching out your room. Have you thought about driving by the
building you see if somebody's in there, because what they haven't told you,
I would know because it will automaticallylike, you can't have two people on
the lease, so it will automaticallypush me out. Sucks. Yeah,
so it will automatically push me out. I haven't checked yet. I have
(01:33):
been only trying to check leave oncea week because my apartment's going to reimburse
me. Oh that's good. Yeah, so like if I paid this entire
month of rent, so they're goingto reimburse me whenever they get someone to
take over. I was gonna say, because I'd be worried that they be
filling all the empty ones and thendo yours last so they can make double
money. No, they've been showingit. I don't know. I really
love my old apartment complex. Theonly thing I think I already talked about
(01:53):
it is to get out my lease, I would have had to pay four
months rent. And I already knewthat when I resigned my lease and everything,
because that's just you know, likestandard pretty much for like most places
it's three months anyway. So Imean it sucks. But so I did
that, and then I am goingto a pool party there on Saturday,
So I will that's exciting. Iwill see the building a pool party for
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like a birthday or just for funzies, just like friends that live there.
Okay, yeah, that's the weirdthing. In my apartment in Des Moines,
it was like, you pay threemonths or prove it you are moving
for a job to different state.And they thought, yeah, the least
that's wild. They don't do itanymore. I mean most places don't do
that. It sucks because I've hadto get out of a few leases now,
so I and every time you've hadto pay three months or yeah,
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it sucks. I'd have to gothrough. Uh, Like when I got
out the lease of the first placeI lived in Atlanta, I had to
like get an attorney. Yeah,but wasn't that the case? So there
as bugs or something like that.Yeah, but i'd still been there.
I hadn't been there. I think, like the whole it was like a
bunch of different issues with like howI couldn't just how long are you at
that first place? For two weeks? Literally? Yeah, yeah, I
(02:58):
never saw it. Nobody need tosee that. It was girls, Yeah,
and weren't they just rude as hellin general? So rude there were
They have so many bad reviews aboutjust like the attitude. Because in December,
because it was December twenty twenty,December twenty twenty, they got new
management for that complex. So whenI called, originally, like they were
just doing this whole turnover thing atthe time. So when I the first
(03:22):
person I talked to it was theguy that actually worked there, but he
just started working there. Yeah,and he was just and he blatantly lied
to me about several things. AndI ended up winning with the attorney and
everything, but it's still like sucked, Like it wasn't fun. I still
had to pay lease for a littlebit until we settled everything. Kadis say
that to me, seems like theone industry where you want to have good
(03:43):
customer service because the customers are thereall the time. It seemed like a
roadside gas station where it's like atwe're douches, but you're not coming back
here anyway. It's like they're gonnabe there for a lease a year,
and like you're gonna see them everyday. Maybe want to like be so
friendly to make your own life easier. It just it was just so much
stuck because I was, like,you know, during the pandemic, I
(04:04):
couldn't go down and see the apartmentcomplex myself because the one that I was
going to originally move into, Iended up like I got approved for it,
but then I canceled it because Ihad found out just like a lot
of things about the complex. SoI ended up moving into this one that
also didn't work out. But theythey basically lied about so much. We've
(04:25):
talked about this so many times,but they said that there weren't any units
except for that one available and itwas on like the first floor. But
this one, at this place,you had to go downstairs into like a
dark like it was like a tunnelbasically, and because it was like carbon
to the side of this hill theapartment complex, so I was going downstairs,
so like part of my apartment wasunderground. Yeah, so like when
(04:47):
it flooded in, like the flooddamage that was in the apartment, it
was like all these bugs came outlike a literally like yeah yeah, so
it was just like gross. Andso when I complained about it first,
because the first day that I wasthere was more with their king day.
So the office is closed and thenext day I go and I'm like showing
them pictures talking about these issues.He gives me keys to four other apartments
are exactly the same as the oneI moved into. They were on all
(05:10):
different floors really, so they hada blaily lie like He's like, you
have your choice of four apartments,Kadis say that you are the worst person
in the world to lie to,Like it's so worse, and I'm going
to document all of it because I'vejust I've already been here, done that.
And when I asked about things,you know, like they never gave
me a parking permit, so Ididn't know that I needed to have one
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because my old apartment did not havea parking permit and a lot of apartments
don't have that, even in Atlanta. My next place didn't have one.
I got booted my first week therebecause I didn't have a parking permit and
they wouldn't pay for the boot,even though they swore up and down that
they gave me one, and Istill had the folder exactly where it was,
dude, and I had like Iwent through it, I videoed it,
and they're like they accused me ofhiding the parking permit. And then
(05:54):
I asked them where the mail roomwas and they said, we don't have
a mail room, which they liedto me about not having a mail room
because they did have a mail room. And then when I went back and
I was like, no, itsays my package was delivered in a mail
room, and it was it wasfor endorsement, so it was for my
job that I was getting something deliveredthat I had to post about and it
was stuff that was gonna melt.Literally they lied to me. And then
(06:15):
when I came back and I waslike, it says that it's here,
it's here, like where's this mailroom? And they literally I come back
when they were like, oh,there is one. We didn't we thought
you were talking about your mailbox whichis near your actual apartment because it was
like one of those like spread outcomplexes. I come back because they told
me to go the wrong direction andthey were talking crap about me. Oh
my god. It was like allthis stupid stuff happened, and it was
(06:35):
just like one thing after another.And then they find me because I put
my trash kangs. They had vallettrash and I put it in the hallway
on a day that they didn't pickit up, but they never gave me
a schedule for pickup, so theyfind me like fifty dollars. It was
just so much dumb stuff and itsounds really stupid, but the apartment itself
was just like not at all likeit was pictured. It was super gross.
(06:56):
They lied about so much stuff.Actually, my co worker lived in
the same building and she had livedthere for like you know, she'd live
there for like a little bit withlike her ex boyfriend or something, and
she moved out right after I did. Like she like hades to get out
of the lease because she had alreadybeen She moved in with like an X
or something and took over his lease. But she's like, yeah, I
just had to get out there.Yeah, that's that. That's just you
(07:17):
know, again wild. They thinkthat people would not care enough to cause
issue. I when I talked toyou when you took the job in Atlanta,
Yeah, I called your boss ormaybe he called me out. I
remember, well, I was giventhe load down to you, and I
was like, here's the thing aboutShelby Sauce. If you tell her something,
it better be the truth because ifit's not the truth, she's gonna
(07:38):
remember it, and it could bean off the cuff thing like they think
is a big deal. But ifit goes wrong, she's gonna bring it
up. She cannot bite her tonguejust let it go. She's gonna bring
it up. So it says easierif the truth that's gonna make her angry
at the time, she's gonna bemore angry. Yeah, two months later
when she finds out your lying.Literally, like it's just it's not hard,
(08:00):
especially because it was already during atime that everything was so uncertain everything
because we were like nine months intothe pandemic pandemic and everything, or I
guess ten months. But they knewthat I was moving there from al State,
that I couldn't come and see it. And I understand that they're just
trying to do their job and likesell units and everything. But like,
this place was just so unprofessional aboutit, and the way that I approached
(08:20):
it at first was like, oh, you know, I understand x y
Z. But they lied to meabout just so many different things that we
would be here all day talking aboutit my old apartment apartment complex. They
reported, chewy to the city,what do you like because you need so
apparently Amoco or at least in Rockville, you need used to have a permit
for your pet Okay, And Idon't know if that's still thing. I
(08:43):
have no idea. I think that'sstill a thing, and I'm obviously compliant
for sure, but at the timehad no idea because that's it's so like
and I was like, how thehell would they even know this? Oh
because the building let them know.Yeah, that was such a big like
oh like why would just tell youfirst? Yeah, Like like I'm already
paying you. Guys don't get extramoney for unless the city's like, listen,
(09:05):
you give us the list and we'llhand over all the good stuff.
Yeah, I don't like that.Well, I'll be a fun time Atlanta.
Thanks. I hope you have funat the radio thingy. Yeah,
I'm excited. It's it's weird.Like I get a little bit of anxiety
going to these things because it's it'slike it's a bunch of people on radio,
and then it's like you don't knowhow you meet perceived. I think
it's probably any profession, like it'sradio is interesting. It's a very small
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profession, so like you basically knoweverybody unless somebody's new. But there are
people in this industry who will pretendlike they have no idea who you are,
oh for sure, And it's Iused to think it's weird. Now
it's more so like funny, likeyou to let me know you're insecure,
and it's it's gonna sound braggadosh isit's not meant to, but I've been
doing My fifteen year anniversary of radiowas on Tuesday. I think so like
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by now, if you're in likethis company, especially, you've probably at
least heard of me just through variousthings. Such a small industry that even
if you don't know the person,you've never talked to them, you don't
follow them on social which is fine, like you're still gonna know them,
right, And like we have likeindustry like newspapers and stuff back so that
when the show name changed, solike, it's just that's one of my
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favorite things is somebody pretends there's there'sone guy in particular, I know,
you know exactly what I'm talking aboutwho We've seen events like three or four
times, and every time and mydude like, come on, the bit's
old, bro, Like, yeah, it's just an odd thing. But
then it's cool because it's a scenelike like minded people. Yeah, it
is fun to go those things intoseeing the people that like you. You
maybe like they're your internet friends,because I feel like we have so many
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internet internet friends from the industry,and then you meet in person, you
just Yeah. My real strategy was, though I was gonna do like the
bourbon hunting thing. It's gonna belike one hundred and five degrees. You're
gonna be fine, I don't think. So get the Texas experience. Well,
I was gonna say, because lastweek we talked about my birthday outfit
and I was like, I'm gonnaworry short. It's because it's hot.
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Texas is gonna be hot. Yeah. I was applied to wear shorts for
that, see what I'm saying.Wear pants. Yeah, And also,
you guys, you kind of gaveme crap because you're riding me at the
airport. I was gonna check abag. I mean, I just think
that's a bit much. Yeah,but why because you don't You don't need
to be your your guy. Youdon't need to take nearly as much stuff
as I need to take. AndI'm gonna be gone for the same amount
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of time as you and I'm notchecking a bag. But you also like,
I'm gonna bring like workout shoes,same a couple of shoes for like
the event stuff. And then okay, but what if the I bigger feet
season you, I'm bringing a hairdry I do not know that that's there's
nothing wrong if you have a sizeeight, but I don't have a size
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eight. That's gonna be the newramorized start that sauce is four eleven,
but sure feet or excise ten,that's so dull. That great bit that's
gonna be. I don't want totell you to stop talking about but everybody's
gonna be like, oh, Iheard you a big fee. If we
could, like etceter only have likethis show's instagram like photoshop of your feet
to be as like a bigger soit looks like you and Lebron could share
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shoes like like you know how likethey say, like, oh, what's
it mean if they have big feet, they have big hands or something?
Big feet, big socks? No, but it supposed to be a big
crotch. I know what it means. Yeah, I know what what'd you?
Why did you ask what it means? Be like, what's it mean
if you're short and you have bigfeet? I don't think you would want
somebody to guess what that means foryou. I think that'd be yeah,
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no good. But another race haysgonna check a bag? Is what if
I find alcohol? Brain? Canyou buy another bag that doesn't seem like
that's worth? That's what I woulddo. I also just get parent if
I forget some things. I alwayslike pack for everything, and then like
retainer that's important. Well it's pardon, pardon? How much room is that
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going to take off? You canput on your pocket? Yeah, I
want to pack it and then okay, okay, here's but would you let
me ask you this? Would yourather me pack the way I was attended
to or pack just a carry on? If something goes wrong, just know
that you'll be the first person Icall that messed it up. That's fine.
What would you rather have happened?I just think that you need to
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you know, this is me sayingthis with love. This is me and
the exact what song is that from? Where is that from? Also has
some musical shoot? This is thisis does that? Demi Levado? Is
me? It's Demi Levado? It'suh? Is that from Camp Rock?
Oh? Yeah? Okay, okaywhen did that come out? Okay?
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Anyway, anyway, any losers,I am going to say this with love.
I think you need to grow upand learn how to pack. Okay,
that was I felt the love there. Yeah, but I mean just
you know, it's gonna save youtime. You're all about time. It's
gonna save you time. You're notgonna have to wait. If if DCA
has like, what two luggage things, I don't know. I don't know.
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They don't have very many. Whatdo you mean two luggage things like
the luggage baggage thing drop it offthough, but no the baggage claim area.
Oh yeah, that always takes that'sone of the worst things. The
last thing flu from IK it's backfrom Alabama and like the airline, like
I could see the bags were offthe plane Yeah, it was still like
a thirty five minute wait. I'mlike, there's nobody else here. Yeah,
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the bags run away, so itwould save your love time. Yeah,
and you will feel really cool whenyou're just like you got your carry
on, you look like a pro. Yeah, you're gonna be like going
through security with me. So uh, it'd be cool to look like a
pro. I work. I justlook like a pro with my backpack,
do you? I will anyway?Can you take it to the tour?
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I Heart Radio
Yeah, it's intern John. Ifyou didn't know, we have a ton
of podcasts that everyone does after ourmain show. Just give you a taste
what you're missing today in your morningshow. Family of podcasts. Check out
what's happening on the Thoughtshower with Matand Sauce. Let's go have you Friday
friends. Welcome to the award winningthoughts Shower podcast Interns. John is my
name, I'm Shelby Sauce. Ifyou get a chance now, we're not
(00:23):
positive there's any more Baltimore Magazine's Lives, Sauces, Dad, my Bot,
all of them worth it. Butif you do see one, get it.
Yeah you should just get it orjust open it to the page where
we won, or sauces full pagead and just leave it there. Yep,
do you know what I'm saying?Like, put it back on the
rack, open to have you?How many copies you have? I only
(00:43):
have one. I'm gonna go getsome more today before my dad takes the
rest of them. Yes, it'svery cool. Again, thanks everybody who
have voted Big Big podcast, bigtime for us. We're both going away
this weekend. Are look at thatYou're going back to the A? Yes,
I am going to the A.Yep, do people call it the
A? No, okay, you'regoing to Land I just for frenzies.
Yeah, to see my friends.I mean what, any particular reason.
(01:10):
I don't know. I just wantto go see them. I miss my
friends. Okay, I don't havea reason. Sorry, your apartment complex
is they're still wrenching out your room. Have you thought about driving by the
building you see if somebody's in there, because what they haven't told you,
I would know because it will automaticallylike, you can't have two people on
the lease, so it will automaticallypush me out. Sucks. Yeah,
so it will automatically push me out. I haven't checked yet. I have
(01:33):
been only trying to check leave oncea week because my apartment's going to reimburse
me. Oh that's good. Yeah, so like if I paid this entire
month of rent, so they're goingto reimburse me whenever they get someone to
take over. I was gonna say, because I'd be worried that they be
filling all the empty ones and thendo yours last so they can make double
money. No, they've been showingit. I don't know. I really
love my old apartment complex. Theonly thing I think I already talked about
(01:53):
it is to get out my lease, I would have had to pay four
months rent. And I already knewthat when I resigned my lease and everything,
because that's just you know, likestandard pretty much for like most places
it's three months anyway. So Imean it sucks. But so I did
that, and then I am goingto a pool party there on Saturday,
So I will that's exciting. Iwill see the building a pool party for
(02:15):
like a birthday or just for funzies, just like friends that live there.
Okay, yeah, that's the weirdthing. In my apartment in Des Moines,
it was like, you pay threemonths or prove it you are moving
for a job to different state.And they thought, yeah, the least
that's wild. They don't do itanymore. I mean most places don't do
that. It sucks because I've hadto get out of a few leases now,
so I and every time you've hadto pay three months or yeah,
(02:36):
it sucks. I'd have to gothrough. Uh, Like when I got
out the lease of the first placeI lived in Atlanta, I had to
like get an attorney. Yeah,but wasn't that the case? So there
as bugs or something like that.Yeah, but i'd still been there.
I hadn't been there. I think, like the whole it was like a
bunch of different issues with like howI couldn't just how long are you at
that first place? For two weeks? Literally? Yeah, yeah, I
(02:58):
never saw it. Nobody need tosee that. It was girls, Yeah,
and weren't they just rude as hellin general? So rude there were
They have so many bad reviews aboutjust like the attitude. Because in December,
because it was December twenty twenty,December twenty twenty, they got new
management for that complex. So whenI called, originally, like they were
just doing this whole turnover thing atthe time. So when I the first
(03:22):
person I talked to it was theguy that actually worked there, but he
just started working there. Yeah,and he was just and he blatantly lied
to me about several things. AndI ended up winning with the attorney and
everything, but it's still like sucked, Like it wasn't fun. I still
had to pay lease for a littlebit until we settled everything. Kadis say
that to me, seems like theone industry where you want to have good
(03:43):
customer service because the customers are thereall the time. It seemed like a
roadside gas station where it's like atwe're douches, but you're not coming back
here anyway. It's like they're gonnabe there for a lease a year,
and like you're gonna see them everyday. Maybe want to like be so
friendly to make your own life easier. It just it was just so much
stuck because I was, like,you know, during the pandemic, I
(04:04):
couldn't go down and see the apartmentcomplex myself because the one that I was
going to originally move into, Iended up like I got approved for it,
but then I canceled it because Ihad found out just like a lot
of things about the complex. SoI ended up moving into this one that
also didn't work out. But theythey basically lied about so much. We've
(04:25):
talked about this so many times,but they said that there weren't any units
except for that one available and itwas on like the first floor. But
this one, at this place,you had to go downstairs into like a
dark like it was like a tunnelbasically, and because it was like carbon
to the side of this hill theapartment complex, so I was going downstairs,
so like part of my apartment wasunderground. Yeah, so like when
(04:47):
it flooded in, like the flooddamage that was in the apartment, it
was like all these bugs came outlike a literally like yeah yeah, so
it was just like gross. Andso when I complained about it first,
because the first day that I wasthere was more with their king day.
So the office is closed and thenext day I go and I'm like showing
them pictures talking about these issues.He gives me keys to four other apartments
are exactly the same as the oneI moved into. They were on all
(05:10):
different floors really, so they hada blaily lie like He's like, you
have your choice of four apartments,Kadis say that you are the worst person
in the world to lie to,Like it's so worse, and I'm going
to document all of it because I'vejust I've already been here, done that.
And when I asked about things,you know, like they never gave
me a parking permit, so Ididn't know that I needed to have one
(05:30):
because my old apartment did not havea parking permit and a lot of apartments
don't have that, even in Atlanta. My next place didn't have one.
I got booted my first week therebecause I didn't have a parking permit and
they wouldn't pay for the boot,even though they swore up and down that
they gave me one, and Istill had the folder exactly where it was,
dude, and I had like Iwent through it, I videoed it,
and they're like they accused me ofhiding the parking permit. And then
(05:54):
I asked them where the mail roomwas and they said, we don't have
a mail room, which they liedto me about not having a mail room
because they did have a mail room. And then when I went back and
I was like, no, itsays my package was delivered in a mail
room, and it was it wasfor endorsement, so it was for my
job that I was getting something deliveredthat I had to post about and it
was stuff that was gonna melt.Literally they lied to me. And then
(06:15):
when I came back and I waslike, it says that it's here,
it's here, like where's this mailroom? And they literally I come back
when they were like, oh,there is one. We didn't we thought
you were talking about your mailbox whichis near your actual apartment because it was
like one of those like spread outcomplexes. I come back because they told
me to go the wrong direction andthey were talking crap about me. Oh
my god. It was like allthis stupid stuff happened, and it was
(06:35):
just like one thing after another.And then they find me because I put
my trash kangs. They had vallettrash and I put it in the hallway
on a day that they didn't pickit up, but they never gave me
a schedule for pickup, so theyfind me like fifty dollars. It was
just so much dumb stuff and itsounds really stupid, but the apartment itself
was just like not at all likeit was pictured. It was super gross.
(06:56):
They lied about so much stuff.Actually, my co worker lived in
the same building and she had livedthere for like you know, she'd live
there for like a little bit withlike her ex boyfriend or something, and
she moved out right after I did. Like she like hades to get out
of the lease because she had alreadybeen She moved in with like an X
or something and took over his lease. But she's like, yeah, I
just had to get out there.Yeah, that's that. That's just you
(07:17):
know, again wild. They thinkthat people would not care enough to cause
issue. I when I talked toyou when you took the job in Atlanta,
Yeah, I called your boss ormaybe he called me out. I
remember, well, I was giventhe load down to you, and I
was like, here's the thing aboutShelby Sauce. If you tell her something,
it better be the truth because ifit's not the truth, she's gonna
(07:38):
remember it, and it could bean off the cuff thing like they think
is a big deal. But ifit goes wrong, she's gonna bring it
up. She cannot bite her tonguejust let it go. She's gonna bring
it up. So it says easierif the truth that's gonna make her angry
at the time, she's gonna bemore angry. Yeah, two months later
when she finds out your lying.Literally, like it's just it's not hard,
(08:00):
especially because it was already during atime that everything was so uncertain everything
because we were like nine months intothe pandemic pandemic and everything, or I
guess ten months. But they knewthat I was moving there from al State,
that I couldn't come and see it. And I understand that they're just
trying to do their job and likesell units and everything. But like,
this place was just so unprofessional aboutit, and the way that I approached
(08:20):
it at first was like, oh, you know, I understand x y
Z. But they lied to meabout just so many different things that we
would be here all day talking aboutit my old apartment apartment complex. They
reported, chewy to the city,what do you like because you need so
apparently Amoco or at least in Rockville, you need used to have a permit
for your pet Okay, And Idon't know if that's still thing. I
(08:43):
have no idea. I think that'sstill a thing, and I'm obviously compliant
for sure, but at the timehad no idea because that's it's so like
and I was like, how thehell would they even know this? Oh
because the building let them know.Yeah, that was such a big like
oh like why would just tell youfirst? Yeah, Like like I'm already
paying you. Guys don't get extramoney for unless the city's like, listen,
(09:05):
you give us the list and we'llhand over all the good stuff.
Yeah, I don't like that.Well, I'll be a fun time Atlanta.
Thanks. I hope you have funat the radio thingy. Yeah,
I'm excited. It's it's weird.Like I get a little bit of anxiety
going to these things because it's it'slike it's a bunch of people on radio,
and then it's like you don't knowhow you meet perceived. I think
it's probably any profession, like it'sradio is interesting. It's a very small
(09:28):
profession, so like you basically knoweverybody unless somebody's new. But there are
people in this industry who will pretendlike they have no idea who you are,
oh for sure, And it's Iused to think it's weird. Now
it's more so like funny, likeyou to let me know you're insecure,
and it's it's gonna sound braggadosh isit's not meant to, but I've been
doing My fifteen year anniversary of radiowas on Tuesday. I think so like
(09:54):
by now, if you're in likethis company, especially, you've probably at
least heard of me just through variousthings. Such a small industry that even
if you don't know the person,you've never talked to them, you don't
follow them on social which is fine, like you're still gonna know them,
right, And like we have likeindustry like newspapers and stuff back so that
when the show name changed, solike, it's just that's one of my
(10:16):
favorite things is somebody pretends there's there'sone guy in particular, I know,
you know exactly what I'm talking aboutwho We've seen events like three or four
times, and every time and mydude like, come on, the bit's
old, bro, Like, yeah, it's just an odd thing. But
then it's cool because it's a scenelike like minded people. Yeah, it
is fun to go those things intoseeing the people that like you. You
maybe like they're your internet friends,because I feel like we have so many
(10:37):
internet internet friends from the industry,and then you meet in person, you
just Yeah. My real strategy was, though I was gonna do like the
bourbon hunting thing. It's gonna belike one hundred and five degrees. You're
gonna be fine, I don't think. So get the Texas experience. Well,
I was gonna say, because lastweek we talked about my birthday outfit
and I was like, I'm gonnaworry short. It's because it's hot.
(11:00):
Texas is gonna be hot. Yeah. I was applied to wear shorts for
that, see what I'm saying.Wear pants. Yeah, And also,
you guys, you kind of gaveme crap because you're riding me at the
airport. I was gonna check abag. I mean, I just think
that's a bit much. Yeah,but why because you don't You don't need
to be your your guy. Youdon't need to take nearly as much stuff
as I need to take. AndI'm gonna be gone for the same amount
(11:22):
of time as you and I'm notchecking a bag. But you also like,
I'm gonna bring like workout shoes,same a couple of shoes for like
the event stuff. And then okay, but what if the I bigger feet
season you, I'm bringing a hairdry I do not know that that's there's
nothing wrong if you have a sizeeight, but I don't have a size
(11:43):
eight. That's gonna be the newramorized start that sauce is four eleven,
but sure feet or excise ten,that's so dull. That great bit that's
gonna be. I don't want totell you to stop talking about but everybody's
gonna be like, oh, Iheard you a big fee. If we
could, like etceter only have likethis show's instagram like photoshop of your feet
to be as like a bigger soit looks like you and Lebron could share
(12:05):
shoes like like you know how likethey say, like, oh, what's
it mean if they have big feet, they have big hands or something?
Big feet, big socks? No, but it supposed to be a big
crotch. I know what it means. Yeah, I know what what'd you?
Why did you ask what it means? Be like, what's it mean
if you're short and you have bigfeet? I don't think you would want
somebody to guess what that means foryou. I think that'd be yeah,
(12:28):
no good. But another race haysgonna check a bag? Is what if
I find alcohol? Brain? Canyou buy another bag that doesn't seem like
that's worth? That's what I woulddo. I also just get parent if
I forget some things. I alwayslike pack for everything, and then like
retainer that's important. Well it's pardon, pardon? How much room is that
(12:48):
going to take off? You canput on your pocket? Yeah, I
want to pack it and then okay, okay, here's but would you let
me ask you this? Would yourather me pack the way I was attended
to or pack just a carry on? If something goes wrong, just know
that you'll be the first person Icall that messed it up. That's fine.
What would you rather have happened?I just think that you need to
(13:11):
you know, this is me sayingthis with love. This is me and
the exact what song is that from? Where is that from? Also has
some musical shoot? This is thisis does that? Demi Levado? Is
me? It's Demi Levado? It'suh? Is that from Camp Rock?
Oh? Yeah? Okay, okaywhen did that come out? Okay?
(13:33):
Anyway, anyway, any losers,I am going to say this with love.
I think you need to grow upand learn how to pack. Okay,
that was I felt the love there. Yeah, but I mean just
you know, it's gonna save youtime. You're all about time. It's
gonna save you time. You're notgonna have to wait. If if DCA
has like, what two luggage things, I don't know. I don't know.
(13:54):
They don't have very many. Whatdo you mean two luggage things like
the luggage baggage thing drop it offthough, but no the baggage claim area.
Oh yeah, that always takes that'sone of the worst things. The
last thing flu from IK it's backfrom Alabama and like the airline, like
I could see the bags were offthe plane Yeah, it was still like
a thirty five minute wait. I'mlike, there's nobody else here. Yeah,
(14:16):
the bags run away, so itwould save your love time. Yeah,
and you will feel really cool whenyou're just like you got your carry
on, you look like a pro. Yeah, you're gonna be like going
through security with me. So uh, it'd be cool to look like a
pro. I work. I justlook like a pro with my backpack,
do you? I will anyway?Can you take it to the tour?
(14:37):
You want to see you in personand say hi, I grab them.
Intern John Comedy dot com. Youcan follow Sauce, follow me at intern
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