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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Dude, is that Jesse Kelly Show. Final hour of the
Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful, spectacular Friday. All right,
so let's just think into some things. First of all,
we're gonna deal with the lemon voodoo thing that Chris
pulled on us. That's not First, we're gonna talk about
where the comedies are going to go. Then we'll get
to the lemon stuff. Then we'll talk about sanctuary cities
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all that, maybe even some B seventeen talk and more
coming up in the final hour of the Jesse Kelly Show. Now,
the guy writes in an email and he says, Hey,
you talk about ignoring the Supreme Court, but where will
they go after that? Where will we go as a country?
This is an understandable concern, It's an understandable email. But
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here's the problem. That is, when you are going into
a fight, the worst possible way to go into a fight,
and it is a guarantee that you will lose the fight.
Allow me to explain, I have been in quite a
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few scraps in my life, because you can tell by
the scars on my knuckles. If you go into a fight,
you will be afraid, understandably because you're gonna be hurt.
It hurts, hurts your face, it hurts your knuckles, it
hurts your back, it hurts you. Fighting hurts. It's not fun,
hurts if you hold back, if you go into it
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with the mentality that, hey, if I hit him too hard,
if I land that kidney's shot, I'm gonna make him mad,
and then he's really gonna hurt me. If that is
how you think, I promise you're going to lose. You
must go into a fight and unload everything without thinking
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about the consequences, because that's the only way you're going
to win. When it comes to dealing with America's communists,
understand that they've proven time and time again there is
no rule, there is no law, there is no court,
there is no nothing in their minds that will stop
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the revolution. The revolution supersedes all. It most definitely supersedes
the country or lives or anything else. These people are
committed all the way we normal people.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
Like you and I.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
We want to live in a normal, civil society that
we've known. We want to live in a society that
we've known, and we have concerns. Some people have concerns,
and I understand that again, I get the email.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
People have concerns.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
If we escalate, won't they escalate. So I don't know
if this is going to calm your fears or not,
but I am going to tell you this. They are
going to escalate no matter what you do. There is
nothing you can do. There is no good conduct you
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can do. There's no bad conduct you can do. There's
nothing you can do. It's completely out of your control.
Nothing you can do will stop the communist demons from
escalating until the revolution is successful. That's how communists operate,
That's how they've always operated. The only chance, the only
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chance you have at stopping them, dissuading them, or slowing
them down, is giving them pain. I don't say that
because it's wonderful talk radio fodder. I say that because
the whole history of communism proves that to be the case,
and people who have dealt with communism all say the
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exact same thing.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
They will push and push and push and push and
destroy and gobble and destroy and gobble and destroy and
gobble until they run into serious resistance with teeth.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
Otherwise there is no stopping him. That Sultsanitzi quote. I've
quoted it before here. It is again. I remember, this
is a human being who watched the communist destruction of
his country, who spent time in gulags.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
This was his quote.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
The enemies of the human race, that's what he called communists,
respect the big fist and nothing else. The harder you
slug them, the safer you will be. Let me read
it one more time. The enemies of the human race
respect the big fist and nothing else. The harder you
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slug them, the safer you will be. I don't know.
I don't know what will happen if we ignore the
Supreme Court. Will they Well, they already have and they
will again.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
Will they? I don't know. I don't know, but I
do know this.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
If we don't start dealing aggressively with communists, then we
are already done. The only chance you have is to
hurt them now, not physically. I don't want you doing
anything illegal. I don't want you going up punching anybody,
you're shooting anybody. I don't want you to do that.
I'm talking about with the political power we have, we
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must use it to attack communist criminality. It's not even
like I want people or I think we should go
after people for you know, being Democrats or something like that.
That's crazy. I don't want that at all. I don't
want to live in that kind of country. But communists
commit crimes as simply what they do, because you have
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to commit crimes if you're fighting a revolution. That's why
there's all these Well, I'll keep bringing it back to
illegals because it's the best example. That's why there are
all these examples of communists doing brazenly illegal things. When
it comes to illegal immigration. Freaking Judge had a game
member living in his house, living in his house. These people.
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To do communist activism is to violate the law. So
you must take your power and smash them. And if
the communists have taken over a critical institution like a court,
any level of the court, and they've decided that they're evil,
their criminality now is the law. You still have to
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smash them. You have no choice, there's no stopping it.
You didn't choose that. If you want to feel better
about it, you didn't make that choice. They made that choice.
You were in a political war. You didn't get to
say so. Sorry, Jesse, I need answers. Oh, the subject
of this one is Jewish magic. You remember, maybe from
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Earlier in the week, I was getting ready to sneeze
and Jewish producer Chris told me to think about a lemon,
and the sneeze went away. And I'm still just so
weirded out. I'm still I'm so weirded out because it
worked anyway, This lady said, Jesse, I need answers. Just
as you were talking about Chris using the word lemon
to avoid your sneeze, I also had the feeling of
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a sneeze. In addition to you talking about the word lemon,
I also said the word out loud, and it didn't work.
I have tried this two more times this week and
it has not worked at all. Do I need to
be Jewish to use this magic? Can a gentile be taught?
Please ask Chris. I need clarification. His name is Connor, Chris.
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Where are we at on this? Oh, Chris, I got
a sneeze coming. Hey sees it all right?
Speaker 2 (07:46):
It works.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
Chris said, you can't do it to yourself. He's claiming
he doesn't know why. I think we all know there
are secrets we're not privy to. But he says he
doesn't know why you can't do it to yourself. But
I can ask you to do it to me and
it will work. That doesn't make sense at all. What, Chris,
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What Now, that's a good point. Chris said, he didn't
tell me to think about a lemon, and that's true.
He just said the word lemon and it went away.
I have to know there has to be some sort
of a I mean, maybe it is just Jewish voodoo.
And I'm so mad at myself because after I called
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it Jewish voodoo, we had so many emails from people
saying I should have called it Judou and your wife
said the same thing. Chris. Of course, of course I
feel I'd blame me. How could I know that's a layup.
It's like I'm in the WNBA. I had a laymup
and I just missed it. Hey, Jesse. With two more
rulings today, the defunding sanctuary cities and requiring citizens to
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vote who are both unconstitutional, you can count me out
on caring about the Constitution. These people must be destroyed.
Patience is no longer wearing thin. It's gone. He says.
His name is Chris. Well, look, when it comes to
the Constitution, don't we don't need to dog it. The
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Constitution is and was wonderful. The Bill of Rights is
and was wonderful. I want to live under the government
that was laid out in our Constitution, and I hope
you do as well. But it may eventually, and we
may be here. Now there comes a point where it's
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all and void. If one side has complete disdain and
disregard for it, right, it can't be the Constitution. What
it absolutely cannot be is a list of rules that
only Republicans have to follow. If that's where we're at,
then what he just said, I mean, I get emails
like this all the time. This is what the mood
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of the country is. The right is tired of that
way of thinking. Hey, here's a list of reasons why
you can't fight back. Well wait, do they follow those rules?
Well no, but here's your list of rules that doesn't.
It doesn't fly with people. It won't fly with people,
won't fly with me. It is the Jesse Kelly Show
on a Fantastic Friday. Member, you can email the show
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Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. Hey, Jesse, I love
the show. I listened very often on iHeart eleven fifty
am k eib The Patriot. That's a great station. When
I miss it, I'll catch up on the pod.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
Anyway.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
My daughter's friend came over to the house after school
to study for their World history exam. Couple freshmen. After that,
I take them to volleyball practice. So on the way
to practice, we catch the last hour of the Thursday Show.
Last night's show, when you were talking about communism and feminism,
you caught their attention playing that why are You Gay?
Soundboard and the giggles came out, they put their phones away.
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You had their attention and mine. It was such perfect timing.
I'm glad they got to hear your take on the
whole matter of nuclear your family and boys and girls,
chopping off boy and girl parts. You hit the nail
on the head as always, and I'm glad they got
to hear it from you in a cool way. You
made it interesting, easy to understand, and you were genuine
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the commercial break, I turned down the radio. I asked
her friend if her dad listens to talk radio of
any kind quote, Nope, he just listens to music.
Speaker 2 (11:22):
What enorremy?
Speaker 1 (11:23):
I thought even better that she catched that little bit
informative bit. Good job you're doing the lord's work. His
name is John well, one, don't beat up. I guess
probably too bad on people who just listen to music. Man,
I listen to music a lot when I'm done with
the day. I like jam in the music. I dig
on music. But like I mentioned to everybody earlier, you
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don't understand how much more informed you are than most people.
And it becomes frustrating for you and me because being
informed today is so easy, so easy. You drive places, right,
or at least if you're a kid, maybe you ride places.
Speaker 2 (12:10):
But what else are you doing in the car?
Speaker 1 (12:13):
I know you can listen to music, but it doesn't
even have to be just political. Maybe would you geek
out on honestly whatever art history, It doesn't matter what
it is. There's something out there audio wise for everybody
with nothing else to do but sit in the car.
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Knowledge is piped into your ears now you have to
almost work to avoid it.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
That's why, that's right, Chris.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
The Anti Communist Manifesto is available on audiobook. Chris, that
was so shameless. I didn't even do that on my life.
That was Chris. I respect it though. It's available at
jessic kellybook dot com anyway, But seriously, endless, endless, quantities
of information are available out there, and most people don't
do it. And part of the problem is when you
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have kids, like when you raise kids, it can be
look raising kids is hard, and I'm certainly not Father
of the Year by any stretch, but we get less
purposeful sometimes with teaching our kids lessons. My oldest son, James,
my youngest son, has been out of town. He had
a big school field trip. My oldest son, James. I
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decided last night after I got off the show, I
wanted to have a late dinner. I wanted to take
him out, just sim and me. So we went, of course,
to Red Lobster. I asked him where he wanted to go.
I asked him. For anybody thinking I forced it, I
asked him, I said, well go wherever you want.
Speaker 2 (13:37):
He said, Red Lobster. We went to Red.
Speaker 1 (13:39):
Lobster last night after the show. So I picked him up,
We took him out, took him out to dinner. And
I mean it was an hour and a half, two
hours maybe when you count the drive and everything else there.
But I was talking about things that I was talking
about on the show last night, and and things going
on in the world. Because he's curious about that. And
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you can just tell now he's sixteen years old, he's
sucking up all this knowledge, all this information, and he
wants it, he wants more, and we can all do that.
It's easy to turn on a podcast or if you don't. Again,
I'm not killing you for listening to music. Please listen
to music. You can do it. You don't need me
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to do it.
Speaker 2 (14:22):
You can do it. I'm happy to help.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
If I can help with your kids in some way,
I'm happy to do that. It blesses me to know
him that this is a family show that people listen
with their kids. I love that, and I've promised you
and I will always keep that promise. This will always
be a show you can listen to with your kids.
We're not gonna talk about I'm not gonna cuss. We're
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not gonna talk about a bunch of perverted stuff. Now,
if we go to history, there'll be gonna be violence
and things like that in there. But I try the
best I can to make sure. Look, I'll be honest.
I shoot for can a six or seven year old
probably hear that and get by for the most I
would think, Chris, do I nail that as a parent yeah,
do it. I try That's what I try to go for, right,
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that's what That's what I try to go for. I
want you listening with your kids because I have. Those
are valuable times, those are precious memories. My wife, it's
really it's really precious. My wife's dad, his name's Corbett.
He's a total stud. I really lucked out with my
in laws. But Corbett is his name, is a wonderful dude.
Speaker 2 (15:25):
And she, you.
Speaker 1 (15:27):
Know, she's not super political to this day. She's not
super political, and she wasn't when we met.
Speaker 2 (15:32):
But I was. But she is most definitely a right winner.
Speaker 1 (15:37):
And you talk to her. She was a gymnast, as
you know, a high high level gymnast. She remembers her dad, Corbett,
and her driving to and from gymnastics practice, listening to
Rush Limbaugh. Where did she get her basis of knowledge,
her her basis of patriotism. Well, somebody offering that stuff
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in an entertaining way maybe make you snicker every now
and then. And I'm certainly obviously not comparing myself to
the goat, but that kind of stuff that could be
valuable time with your kids that they'll associate with you, Right,
She'll say, my dad made me listen to Rush all
the time he remembers it. It is a Jesse Kelly
show on a fantastic Friday. I remember if you missed
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any part of the show, you can download the whole
thing on iHeart, Spotify iTunes. Do not forget to leave
a five star rating and a review talking about how
handsome I am. Hey, Jesse, I really enjoy your history segments. Recently,
when searching through other history podcasts and found the History
of World War two podcast. They were playing clips from
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an interview with a B seventeen co pilot. This man's
last name is Lucado Lukudu whatever I believe talked about
after the tide of the war had turned, German fighter
pilots actually ramming the Americans after they ran out of
AMMO shocked. Why haven't I ever heard of this? And
I was wondering if you have said his name is Eddie? Okay,
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so I actually have heard of this. Not nearly as
common in Germany as it was in Japan, but as
we are going to do it at some point in time.
A history podcast on Kama cozies I know the Alexander
the Great comes first. He won the vote, but Kamakazi
will come after that. I've been already started, I've already
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started geeking out on both things. Kind of just beginning.
I'm beginning, all right. Remember this is very very common
in war for a population, including military, to be propagandized
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to believe things about the other side that are not true. Okay,
I actually just read a story this morning. This was
about it was Vietnam Macvsog stuff. But they had taken
a Vietnamese I think she was viet Cong. They had
taken a viet Cong woman prisoner, and she was up
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in a helicopter. They were a couple thousand feet above
the ground, and they kind of looked the other way,
and she just ran and dove right out the helicopter
to kill herself. And they were all, wait, what now,
you don't think about the Vietnamese as some kind of
a suicidal death cult or not, g haughties. Why the
propaganda that had been poured into that woman's mind about
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what they were going to do, what the Americans were
going to do to her death having dove out of
a helicopter was preferable to what she thought was coming.
And isn't that so sad because you know as well
as I do, she would have been treated well an
American prisoner of war.
Speaker 2 (18:46):
She would have been fed, clothed. Honestly, she would have
been put back in Vietnam after the war. Hey, go
back to your life. She just gave it all up.
Speaker 1 (18:55):
Because they propagandized them, the Japanese on Sipan, so Sidepan.
It's a famous story We've talked about many times before.
There's video of this online. It's really dark, but it's available.
There's video of this online. Where we had fought our
way through Saipan and we got to the I think
it was the northern part of the island, if I
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remember right. We got to the northern part of the
island and there were these cliffs up there where there
were Japanese civilians on Sipan and families, little kids were
diving off the cliffs to their death down below, parents
grabbing their little son's, little girl babies and throwing them
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onto the rocks below.
Speaker 3 (19:37):
What.
Speaker 1 (19:38):
Our troops were so mortified. Our guys were crying watching.
These are hardened troops who kill people all day. They
were crying. They were so heartbroken, trying to stop it,
stop stop what are you doing?
Speaker 2 (19:48):
Stop? Why would you do that?
Speaker 1 (19:52):
What do you think the Japanese were telling these women
about what was going to happen to them when we
got a hold of them, lying it's a lie. We
want to take great care of them. Wouldn't have mistreated
these people. Germany Germany, obviously, no one's going to pretend
that Germany's the good guy in World War Two, But
we lose sight of this. Germany they invade all over, right,
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it was really Russia that really doomed them. They invade
the Soviet Union, they take over Poland, they take over France,
they do all this stuff, but then they start to lose,
and they start to lose, and the armies that are
fighting against them are marching closer and closer and closer
to Germany. Now, set aside, just set aside for a
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moment the historical Nazi stuff that we all know, and
no one's going to defend Nazis. Right, if you're a
German fighter pilot, what are you thinking is going to
happen to your wife?
Speaker 2 (20:57):
And look, if your wife.
Speaker 1 (20:59):
Happens to have the un fortunate luck of being on
the eastern side of Germany where the Soviets are coming. Whatever,
the worst thing you're imagining is probably true, because what
the Soviets did to the Germans after they took over Germany,
their portion of it is some of the most horrific
stuff you've ever read about in your life. The Soviets
didn't hold back, so they thought the same thing about America,
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about the Brits, about all.
Speaker 2 (21:25):
The other allies.
Speaker 1 (21:27):
I know, again I'm not selling them as the good guys.
But if you're a German pilot and the tide of
the war turns and now you're looking at potentially losing
that war, you think you might throw your plane into
a bomber if it means maybe saving your mom, your sister,
your kid, your wife. To when people are invading or
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about to invade your homeland, it doesn't take a lot
of propaganda to get people to believe that its worth
dying over to stop the occupation of your homeland. That's
something that is very, very very real. And when it
comes to be seventeen's and these pilots and things like that,
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remember we're dealing with a slower pace of air combat
back then than we have today.
Speaker 2 (22:22):
Today.
Speaker 1 (22:23):
It's fighter jets, so you can hardly see it when
they're too low when they fly by you. When you've
been to an air show and frown and they're gone,
they're gone. These planes didn't fly like that back then.
Back then, you can fly right up next to a
bomber and give him the middle finger if you would like,
and he's gonna see it. You've There are stories of
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from the other direction, of our guys letting their guys
live when they're gonna crash, of actually their guys letting
some of our guys live when they know the plane
is shot to pieces. The guys are dying up there,
they're going to crash because you're.
Speaker 3 (22:59):
Looking at him.
Speaker 2 (23:01):
He's not far away from you. You're looking at his face,
you're looking at his fear.
Speaker 1 (23:05):
It was I don't want to act like it was
like ground combat, but it had that level of intimacy
to it back then, and because of that.
Speaker 2 (23:14):
There were.
Speaker 1 (23:16):
Spoken and unspoken rules, and some people violated them and
they paid the price for it. I told you that story.
There's audio of this. I don't know where to find
the guy's audio, but there's audio of a World War
two VET a pilot, our guy, our guy who there
was a German pilot. There was this big air war,
and there was a German fighter pilot.
Speaker 2 (23:37):
And what this German.
Speaker 1 (23:38):
Fighter pilot was doing was shooting and killing Americans whose
plane had been shot out of the sky, and the
Americans were parachuting down. Now that wasn't supposed to be done.
You let him parachute down. Look, take him prisoner. Let
him parachute down. Take him prisoner. He's out of the war.
Don't mistreat him. You're not supposed to when he's the fight.
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When he's out of the plane in a parachute, he's
out of the fight. It's over. And there was a
German fighter pilot that was because there was always gonna
be bad apples, that was mowing our guys down in parachutes.
So this American fighter pilot, he's the one telling the tale, says,
I got behind this guy, and I didn't try to
blow up his plane. I just kept peppering him with
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just a little bit of this, just a little bit
of that, just a little here, little there, just trying
to disable his plane. So he had to bail out.
I waited till we bailed out and was on his parachute.
Then I looped around and mowed him down, shot him
right out of the sky. War an ugly, ugly thing.
All right, speaking of ugly things, we're going to talk
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about dyeing your beard. We get Oh, someone has a
question about macbe sog. Someone needs advice on time management. Go.
Speaker 2 (24:52):
That's a lot to fit into the last segment, but
I'm ready to go.
Speaker 1 (24:56):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show, final segment of the
See Kelly Show. On a wonderful, fantastic Friday. I hope
you were geared up for an amazing weekend as I am.
We got communists, judges being arrested. Life is so freaking good.
And look, we take the winds that we can get them.
We take the winds where we can get them. We've
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got some good wins. Bank on them, all right, bank
on them. Hopefully more will come next week. I promise
next week we'll we'll bring some trouble too. Every week
does doesn't it?
Speaker 2 (25:29):
Make sure you enjoy the weekend?
Speaker 1 (25:31):
This weekend, dear old gray gangly scarecrow, per clay and
buck men dyeing their beards for old married farts like you.
It doesn't matter. He's saying this because I'm dead set
against dyeing your beard. Against dying anything, Just go freaking gray,
buzz it down. It's no big deal anyway, the guy says.
From old married farts like you. It doesn't matter for
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single men. Yes, they should dye their beards for the
same women women, or for the same reason women dye
their hair so they won't look so old. I don't
care to hear the babble that gray hair is dignified
from men or other such nonsense. Gray hair makes you
look older, full stop. And a story says, as well,
you didn't say I could use his name, so I'm
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not going to all right, buddy, So let me explain something.
Life is unfair in a variety of ways. Okay, it's unfair.
It always will be. There is no equality in life.
It's not just that equity doesn't exist and shouldn't. Equality
doesn't exist either. There's no equality when it comes to
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men and women. Women obviously have some advantages and men
have some advantages. I got really fat after my dad died.
Speaker 2 (26:46):
I told you this.
Speaker 1 (26:47):
I was drinking too much, eating as bad as you
could eat.
Speaker 2 (26:51):
I was eating.
Speaker 1 (26:51):
I don't even eat that much dessert. I was eating
dessert after every meal, like just fat and gross. I
think I gained like thirteen fourteen pounds over the course
of thirty days. I lost all of it and got
back into shape.
Speaker 2 (27:06):
My wife is not happy. She's upset.
Speaker 1 (27:09):
She said, I'm so angry that you can just decide
in thirty days to get back into shape and look good,
and I have to bust my butt to shave off
half a pound. I am a man, I have testosterone.
I have advantages when it comes to that. Okay, I
have advantages. Here's another advantage we have as dudes.
Speaker 2 (27:30):
Gray hair.
Speaker 1 (27:31):
Now, I personally don't think gray hair looks bad on
a woman. I don't believe everyone woman should look twenty
years old. You look fine at forty, ladies, get some gray.
You look fine at fifty, you look fine at sixty.
It's fine, No big daily, You're not supposed to look
twenty forever. Stop getting stuff injected in your stupid.
Speaker 2 (27:47):
Face and just get old. It's fine, but.
Speaker 1 (27:52):
Gray hair on dudes. Chicks love it, love it. My
wife loves the fact that my beard went great, but
prefers it. I've joked before about dying it, she yells.
She said, you better not.
Speaker 3 (28:07):
She loves it.
Speaker 1 (28:08):
Trust me, chicks, dig it, go gray buddy, go Gray.
You'd be out there slaying it, absolutely slaying it. Jesse, Actually,
he says historical oracle. I was wondering if you can
give me some advice on how you handle time management.
I'm thirty four years old. I work fifty five hours
a week as a machinist for military and aerospace components.
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I have a three and four year old, and my
wife and I own a home. Between work, home yard maintenance,
family time, and a litany of other responsibilities we have
on our plates, I find it difficult to manage my
schedule responsibly. I feel like I always fall short on something.
I'm trying hard, and I take my chalk every day,
but I would love to hear your wise advice on
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how to live a more balanced and holistic life. Help me, please,
says his name is Nick.
Speaker 2 (28:59):
Nick.
Speaker 1 (28:59):
You're too hard on yourself. You're thirty four years old.
You're a thirty four year old with a career. You
bust in your butt trying to make it, trying to
better yourself, be successful. You very clearly love your family.
You're three and four year olds full time jobs at
this point in time, at that age, well, Chris knows
(29:21):
Corey knows. At that age, it's just a lot I can.
I can go two or three days. In fact, I've
gone three days without speaking to one of my sons.
He took off on a school field trip. He won't
even text us. He's just having fun with his friends.
It just happens.
Speaker 2 (29:38):
Yeah, I don't know. I assume he's still alive.
Speaker 1 (29:40):
And eating or something like that. That's because he's fourteen.
At three and four, it's dad, dad, Mom, mom, dad.
You want to play it now, And I'm not dogging on.
Speaker 2 (29:50):
It right.
Speaker 1 (29:53):
That period, this period in your life is as busy
and hectic as life feels. Ever, you are still trying
to grind it work and make it. Your kids require
the most amount of time. Plus your young smoke wife
wants and deserves your attention as well. But then, like
you mentioned, I mean, I go through this all the
time too. Oh good, I'm fact. I've got to deal
(30:14):
with it when I get home. I got a faucet
leaking out back. I've got to go get teflon tape
on it. I've got the house. Maintenance is a full
time freaking job. I have a drain that I can't
seem to get unclogged. Permanently my kids. It's in the bathroom.
It clogs all the time. Now I know how to
snake a drain, and I know how to use drain.
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I've done that a dozen times. There's a problem with
the piping. I'm gonna have to repipe that. I know,
I know, I get it. I know it will get better.
The children will get older. And guess what, You're not
going to get everything done because you can't. You know
that I have this thing and I don't know what
this is. Maybe it's I don't know, maybe it's from
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my childhood. Who knows. I constantly worry about being a
bad father. It's like a I guess you might even
call it a phobia of mine. I worry am I
a good father being a good dad to the kids?
To the point where I will even bring it up
to ab baby, Please tell me I've been a good dad,
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and she's always You're the best dad in the history mankind.
And my kid has even I told you. Maybe the
greatest moment of my life, my sixteen year old son
told me he was thankful to God for me because
he said, you're pretty much the greatest role model any
kid could ever have. Right so my kid has told
me that, and still the next day did I short him?
I should have done this. Oh here I am sitting
(31:37):
around doing nothing. I'm watching a documentary. I should be
teaching him things. I'm a failure.
Speaker 2 (31:41):
I suck.
Speaker 1 (31:42):
That's part of being ambitious. Buddy, let it go. You're
doing fine. You don't need my advice on time management.
Keep tread and water, keep your head above water, and
eventually life will slow down. I told my parents about this.
I was talking to my dad about it passed and
he said, you know, it's like that when you're younger
(32:04):
and you're striving to make it and you're trying to
get ahead and this and that, and he said, then
one day you wake up and the kids are.
Speaker 2 (32:10):
Gone and you're retired. You're just looking for something to do.
He said.
Speaker 1 (32:17):
I run down to the hardware shop just to talk
to people and buy some things because I'm just looking
for something to do. Life has a different pace at
different times. Stop beating yourself up. I'm sure you're managing
your time.
Speaker 2 (32:28):
Well.
Speaker 1 (32:29):
Now, everybody, go manage your time this weekend, soak up
your family friends. I promise the problems will be here
on Monday.
Speaker 2 (32:36):
That's all
Dude, is that Jesse Kelly Show. Final hour of the
Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful, spectacular Friday. All right,
so let's just think into some things. First of all,
we're gonna deal with the lemon voodoo thing that Chris
pulled on us. That's not First, we're gonna talk about
where the comedies are going to go. Then we'll get
to the lemon stuff. Then we'll talk about sanctuary cities
(00:23):
all that, maybe even some B seventeen talk and more
coming up in the final hour of the Jesse Kelly Show. Now,
the guy writes in an email and he says, Hey,
you talk about ignoring the Supreme Court, but where will
they go after that? Where will we go as a country?
This is an understandable concern, It's an understandable email. But
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here's the problem. That is, when you are going into
a fight, the worst possible way to go into a fight,
and it is a guarantee that you will lose the fight.
Allow me to explain, I have been in quite a
(01:06):
few scraps in my life, because you can tell by
the scars on my knuckles. If you go into a fight,
you will be afraid, understandably because you're gonna be hurt.
It hurts, hurts your face, it hurts your knuckles, it
hurts your back, it hurts you. Fighting hurts. It's not fun,
hurts if you hold back, if you go into it
(01:31):
with the mentality that, hey, if I hit him too hard,
if I land that kidney's shot, I'm gonna make him mad,
and then he's really gonna hurt me. If that is
how you think, I promise you're going to lose. You
must go into a fight and unload everything without thinking
(01:56):
about the consequences, because that's the only way you're going
to win. When it comes to dealing with America's communists,
understand that they've proven time and time again there is
no rule, there is no law, there is no court,
there is no nothing in their minds that will stop
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the revolution. The revolution supersedes all. It most definitely supersedes
the country or lives or anything else. These people are
committed all the way we normal people.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
Like you and I.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
We want to live in a normal, civil society that
we've known. We want to live in a society that
we've known, and we have concerns. Some people have concerns,
and I understand that again, I get the email.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
People have concerns.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
If we escalate, won't they escalate. So I don't know
if this is going to calm your fears or not,
but I am going to tell you this. They are
going to escalate no matter what you do. There is
nothing you can do. There is no good conduct you
(03:09):
can do. There's no bad conduct you can do. There's
nothing you can do. It's completely out of your control.
Nothing you can do will stop the communist demons from
escalating until the revolution is successful. That's how communists operate,
That's how they've always operated. The only chance, the only
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chance you have at stopping them, dissuading them, or slowing
them down, is giving them pain. I don't say that
because it's wonderful talk radio fodder. I say that because
the whole history of communism proves that to be the case,
and people who have dealt with communism all say the
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exact same thing.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
They will push and push and push and push and
destroy and gobble and destroy and gobble and destroy and
gobble until they run into serious resistance with teeth.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
Otherwise there is no stopping him. That Sultsanitzi quote. I've
quoted it before here. It is again. I remember, this
is a human being who watched the communist destruction of
his country, who spent time in gulags.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
This was his quote.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
The enemies of the human race, that's what he called communists,
respect the big fist and nothing else. The harder you
slug them, the safer you will be. Let me read
it one more time. The enemies of the human race
respect the big fist and nothing else. The harder you
(04:43):
slug them, the safer you will be. I don't know.
I don't know what will happen if we ignore the
Supreme Court. Will they Well, they already have and they
will again.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
Will they? I don't know. I don't know, but I
do know this.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
If we don't start dealing aggressively with communists, then we
are already done. The only chance you have is to
hurt them now, not physically. I don't want you doing
anything illegal. I don't want you going up punching anybody,
you're shooting anybody. I don't want you to do that.
I'm talking about with the political power we have, we
(05:25):
must use it to attack communist criminality. It's not even
like I want people or I think we should go
after people for you know, being Democrats or something like that.
That's crazy. I don't want that at all. I don't
want to live in that kind of country. But communists
commit crimes as simply what they do, because you have
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to commit crimes if you're fighting a revolution. That's why
there's all these Well, I'll keep bringing it back to
illegals because it's the best example. That's why there are
all these examples of communists doing brazenly illegal things. When
it comes to illegal immigration. Freaking Judge had a game
member living in his house, living in his house. These people.
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To do communist activism is to violate the law. So
you must take your power and smash them. And if
the communists have taken over a critical institution like a court,
any level of the court, and they've decided that they're evil,
their criminality now is the law. You still have to
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smash them. You have no choice, there's no stopping it.
You didn't choose that. If you want to feel better
about it, you didn't make that choice. They made that choice.
You were in a political war. You didn't get to
say so. Sorry, Jesse, I need answers. Oh, the subject
of this one is Jewish magic. You remember, maybe from
(06:49):
Earlier in the week, I was getting ready to sneeze
and Jewish producer Chris told me to think about a lemon,
and the sneeze went away. And I'm still just so
weirded out. I'm still I'm so weirded out because it
worked anyway, This lady said, Jesse, I need answers. Just
as you were talking about Chris using the word lemon
to avoid your sneeze, I also had the feeling of
(07:12):
a sneeze. In addition to you talking about the word lemon,
I also said the word out loud, and it didn't work.
I have tried this two more times this week and
it has not worked at all. Do I need to
be Jewish to use this magic? Can a gentile be taught?
Please ask Chris. I need clarification. His name is Connor, Chris.
(07:35):
Where are we at on this? Oh, Chris, I got
a sneeze coming. Hey sees it all right?
Speaker 2 (07:46):
It works.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
Chris said, you can't do it to yourself. He's claiming
he doesn't know why. I think we all know there
are secrets we're not privy to. But he says he
doesn't know why you can't do it to yourself. But
I can ask you to do it to me and
it will work. That doesn't make sense at all. What, Chris,
(08:07):
What Now, that's a good point. Chris said, he didn't
tell me to think about a lemon, and that's true.
He just said the word lemon and it went away.
I have to know there has to be some sort
of a I mean, maybe it is just Jewish voodoo.
And I'm so mad at myself because after I called
(08:29):
it Jewish voodoo, we had so many emails from people
saying I should have called it Judou and your wife
said the same thing. Chris. Of course, of course I
feel I'd blame me. How could I know that's a layup.
It's like I'm in the WNBA. I had a laymup
and I just missed it. Hey, Jesse. With two more
rulings today, the defunding sanctuary cities and requiring citizens to
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vote who are both unconstitutional, you can count me out
on caring about the Constitution. These people must be destroyed.
Patience is no longer wearing thin. It's gone. He says.
His name is Chris. Well, look, when it comes to
the Constitution, don't we don't need to dog it. The
(09:10):
Constitution is and was wonderful. The Bill of Rights is
and was wonderful. I want to live under the government
that was laid out in our Constitution, and I hope
you do as well. But it may eventually, and we
may be here. Now there comes a point where it's
(09:31):
all and void. If one side has complete disdain and
disregard for it, right, it can't be the Constitution. What
it absolutely cannot be is a list of rules that
only Republicans have to follow. If that's where we're at,
then what he just said, I mean, I get emails
like this all the time. This is what the mood
(09:53):
of the country is. The right is tired of that
way of thinking. Hey, here's a list of reasons why
you can't fight back. Well wait, do they follow those rules?
Well no, but here's your list of rules that doesn't.
It doesn't fly with people. It won't fly with people,
won't fly with me. It is the Jesse Kelly Show
on a Fantastic Friday. Member, you can email the show
(10:15):
Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. Hey, Jesse, I love
the show. I listened very often on iHeart eleven fifty
am k eib The Patriot. That's a great station. When
I miss it, I'll catch up on the pod.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
Anyway.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
My daughter's friend came over to the house after school
to study for their World history exam. Couple freshmen. After that,
I take them to volleyball practice. So on the way
to practice, we catch the last hour of the Thursday Show.
Last night's show, when you were talking about communism and feminism,
you caught their attention playing that why are You Gay?
Soundboard and the giggles came out, they put their phones away.
(10:53):
You had their attention and mine. It was such perfect timing.
I'm glad they got to hear your take on the
whole matter of nuclear your family and boys and girls,
chopping off boy and girl parts. You hit the nail
on the head as always, and I'm glad they got
to hear it from you in a cool way. You
made it interesting, easy to understand, and you were genuine
(11:14):
the commercial break, I turned down the radio. I asked
her friend if her dad listens to talk radio of
any kind quote, Nope, he just listens to music.
Speaker 2 (11:22):
What enorremy?
Speaker 1 (11:23):
I thought even better that she catched that little bit
informative bit. Good job you're doing the lord's work. His
name is John well, one, don't beat up. I guess
probably too bad on people who just listen to music. Man,
I listen to music a lot when I'm done with
the day. I like jam in the music. I dig
on music. But like I mentioned to everybody earlier, you
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don't understand how much more informed you are than most people.
And it becomes frustrating for you and me because being
informed today is so easy, so easy. You drive places, right,
or at least if you're a kid, maybe you ride places.
Speaker 2 (12:10):
But what else are you doing in the car?
Speaker 1 (12:13):
I know you can listen to music, but it doesn't
even have to be just political. Maybe would you geek
out on honestly whatever art history, It doesn't matter what
it is. There's something out there audio wise for everybody
with nothing else to do but sit in the car.
(12:33):
Knowledge is piped into your ears now you have to
almost work to avoid it.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
That's why, that's right, Chris.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
The Anti Communist Manifesto is available on audiobook. Chris, that
was so shameless. I didn't even do that on my life.
That was Chris. I respect it though. It's available at
jessic kellybook dot com anyway, But seriously, endless, endless, quantities
of information are available out there, and most people don't
do it. And part of the problem is when you
(13:05):
have kids, like when you raise kids, it can be
look raising kids is hard, and I'm certainly not Father
of the Year by any stretch, but we get less
purposeful sometimes with teaching our kids lessons. My oldest son, James,
my youngest son, has been out of town. He had
a big school field trip. My oldest son, James. I
(13:25):
decided last night after I got off the show, I
wanted to have a late dinner. I wanted to take
him out, just sim and me. So we went, of course,
to Red Lobster. I asked him where he wanted to go.
I asked him. For anybody thinking I forced it, I
asked him, I said, well go wherever you want.
Speaker 2 (13:37):
He said, Red Lobster. We went to Red.
Speaker 1 (13:39):
Lobster last night after the show. So I picked him up,
We took him out, took him out to dinner. And
I mean it was an hour and a half, two
hours maybe when you count the drive and everything else there.
But I was talking about things that I was talking
about on the show last night, and and things going
on in the world. Because he's curious about that. And
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you can just tell now he's sixteen years old, he's
sucking up all this knowledge, all this information, and he
wants it, he wants more, and we can all do that.
It's easy to turn on a podcast or if you don't. Again,
I'm not killing you for listening to music. Please listen
to music. You can do it. You don't need me
(14:21):
to do it.
Speaker 2 (14:22):
You can do it. I'm happy to help.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
If I can help with your kids in some way,
I'm happy to do that. It blesses me to know
him that this is a family show that people listen
with their kids. I love that, and I've promised you
and I will always keep that promise. This will always
be a show you can listen to with your kids.
We're not gonna talk about I'm not gonna cuss. We're
(14:44):
not gonna talk about a bunch of perverted stuff. Now,
if we go to history, there'll be gonna be violence
and things like that in there. But I try the
best I can to make sure. Look, I'll be honest.
I shoot for can a six or seven year old
probably hear that and get by for the most I
would think, Chris, do I nail that as a parent yeah,
do it. I try That's what I try to go for, right,
(15:06):
that's what That's what I try to go for. I
want you listening with your kids because I have. Those
are valuable times, those are precious memories. My wife, it's
really it's really precious. My wife's dad, his name's Corbett.
He's a total stud. I really lucked out with my
in laws. But Corbett is his name, is a wonderful dude.
Speaker 2 (15:25):
And she, you.
Speaker 1 (15:27):
Know, she's not super political to this day. She's not
super political, and she wasn't when we met.
Speaker 2 (15:32):
But I was. But she is most definitely a right winner.
Speaker 1 (15:37):
And you talk to her. She was a gymnast, as
you know, a high high level gymnast. She remembers her dad, Corbett,
and her driving to and from gymnastics practice, listening to
Rush Limbaugh. Where did she get her basis of knowledge,
her her basis of patriotism. Well, somebody offering that stuff
(16:01):
in an entertaining way maybe make you snicker every now
and then. And I'm certainly obviously not comparing myself to
the goat, but that kind of stuff that could be
valuable time with your kids that they'll associate with you, Right,
She'll say, my dad made me listen to Rush all
the time he remembers it. It is a Jesse Kelly
show on a fantastic Friday. I remember if you missed
(16:22):
any part of the show, you can download the whole
thing on iHeart, Spotify iTunes. Do not forget to leave
a five star rating and a review talking about how
handsome I am. Hey, Jesse, I really enjoy your history segments. Recently,
when searching through other history podcasts and found the History
of World War two podcast. They were playing clips from
(16:43):
an interview with a B seventeen co pilot. This man's
last name is Lucado Lukudu whatever I believe talked about
after the tide of the war had turned, German fighter
pilots actually ramming the Americans after they ran out of
AMMO shocked. Why haven't I ever heard of this? And
I was wondering if you have said his name is Eddie? Okay,
(17:06):
so I actually have heard of this. Not nearly as
common in Germany as it was in Japan, but as
we are going to do it at some point in time.
A history podcast on Kama cozies I know the Alexander
the Great comes first. He won the vote, but Kamakazi
will come after that. I've been already started, I've already
(17:26):
started geeking out on both things. Kind of just beginning.
I'm beginning, all right. Remember this is very very common
in war for a population, including military, to be propagandized
(17:47):
to believe things about the other side that are not true. Okay,
I actually just read a story this morning. This was
about it was Vietnam Macvsog stuff. But they had taken
a Vietnamese I think she was viet Cong. They had
taken a viet Cong woman prisoner, and she was up
(18:08):
in a helicopter. They were a couple thousand feet above
the ground, and they kind of looked the other way,
and she just ran and dove right out the helicopter
to kill herself. And they were all, wait, what now,
you don't think about the Vietnamese as some kind of
a suicidal death cult or not, g haughties. Why the
propaganda that had been poured into that woman's mind about
(18:31):
what they were going to do, what the Americans were
going to do to her death having dove out of
a helicopter was preferable to what she thought was coming.
And isn't that so sad because you know as well
as I do, she would have been treated well an
American prisoner of war.
Speaker 2 (18:46):
She would have been fed, clothed. Honestly, she would have
been put back in Vietnam after the war. Hey, go
back to your life. She just gave it all up.
Speaker 1 (18:55):
Because they propagandized them, the Japanese on Sipan, so Sidepan.
It's a famous story We've talked about many times before.
There's video of this online. It's really dark, but it's available.
There's video of this online. Where we had fought our
way through Saipan and we got to the I think
it was the northern part of the island, if I
(19:15):
remember right. We got to the northern part of the
island and there were these cliffs up there where there
were Japanese civilians on Sipan and families, little kids were
diving off the cliffs to their death down below, parents
grabbing their little son's, little girl babies and throwing them
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onto the rocks below.
Speaker 3 (19:37):
What.
Speaker 1 (19:38):
Our troops were so mortified. Our guys were crying watching.
These are hardened troops who kill people all day. They
were crying. They were so heartbroken, trying to stop it,
stop stop what are you doing?
Speaker 2 (19:48):
Stop? Why would you do that?
Speaker 1 (19:52):
What do you think the Japanese were telling these women
about what was going to happen to them when we
got a hold of them, lying it's a lie. We
want to take great care of them. Wouldn't have mistreated
these people. Germany Germany, obviously, no one's going to pretend
that Germany's the good guy in World War Two, But
we lose sight of this. Germany they invade all over, right,
(20:18):
it was really Russia that really doomed them. They invade
the Soviet Union, they take over Poland, they take over France,
they do all this stuff, but then they start to lose,
and they start to lose, and the armies that are
fighting against them are marching closer and closer and closer
to Germany. Now, set aside, just set aside for a
(20:42):
moment the historical Nazi stuff that we all know, and
no one's going to defend Nazis. Right, if you're a
German fighter pilot, what are you thinking is going to
happen to your wife?
Speaker 2 (20:57):
And look, if your wife.
Speaker 1 (20:59):
Happens to have the un fortunate luck of being on
the eastern side of Germany where the Soviets are coming. Whatever,
the worst thing you're imagining is probably true, because what
the Soviets did to the Germans after they took over Germany,
their portion of it is some of the most horrific
stuff you've ever read about in your life. The Soviets
didn't hold back, so they thought the same thing about America,
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about the Brits, about all.
Speaker 2 (21:25):
The other allies.
Speaker 1 (21:27):
I know, again I'm not selling them as the good guys.
But if you're a German pilot and the tide of
the war turns and now you're looking at potentially losing
that war, you think you might throw your plane into
a bomber if it means maybe saving your mom, your sister,
your kid, your wife. To when people are invading or
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about to invade your homeland, it doesn't take a lot
of propaganda to get people to believe that its worth
dying over to stop the occupation of your homeland. That's
something that is very, very very real. And when it
comes to be seventeen's and these pilots and things like that,
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remember we're dealing with a slower pace of air combat
back then than we have today.
Speaker 2 (22:22):
Today.
Speaker 1 (22:23):
It's fighter jets, so you can hardly see it when
they're too low when they fly by you. When you've
been to an air show and frown and they're gone,
they're gone. These planes didn't fly like that back then.
Back then, you can fly right up next to a
bomber and give him the middle finger if you would like,
and he's gonna see it. You've There are stories of
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from the other direction, of our guys letting their guys
live when they're gonna crash, of actually their guys letting
some of our guys live when they know the plane
is shot to pieces. The guys are dying up there,
they're going to crash because you're.
Speaker 3 (22:59):
Looking at him.
Speaker 2 (23:01):
He's not far away from you. You're looking at his face,
you're looking at his fear.
Speaker 1 (23:05):
It was I don't want to act like it was
like ground combat, but it had that level of intimacy
to it back then, and because of that.
Speaker 2 (23:14):
There were.
Speaker 1 (23:16):
Spoken and unspoken rules, and some people violated them and
they paid the price for it. I told you that story.
There's audio of this. I don't know where to find
the guy's audio, but there's audio of a World War
two VET a pilot, our guy, our guy who there
was a German pilot. There was this big air war,
and there was a German fighter pilot.
Speaker 2 (23:37):
And what this German.
Speaker 1 (23:38):
Fighter pilot was doing was shooting and killing Americans whose
plane had been shot out of the sky, and the
Americans were parachuting down. Now that wasn't supposed to be done.
You let him parachute down. Look, take him prisoner. Let
him parachute down. Take him prisoner. He's out of the war.
Don't mistreat him. You're not supposed to when he's the fight.
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When he's out of the plane in a parachute, he's
out of the fight. It's over. And there was a
German fighter pilot that was because there was always gonna
be bad apples, that was mowing our guys down in parachutes.
So this American fighter pilot, he's the one telling the tale, says,
I got behind this guy, and I didn't try to
blow up his plane. I just kept peppering him with
(24:20):
just a little bit of this, just a little bit
of that, just a little here, little there, just trying
to disable his plane. So he had to bail out.
I waited till we bailed out and was on his parachute.
Then I looped around and mowed him down, shot him
right out of the sky. War an ugly, ugly thing.
All right, speaking of ugly things, we're going to talk
(24:43):
about dyeing your beard. We get Oh, someone has a
question about macbe sog. Someone needs advice on time management. Go.
Speaker 2 (24:52):
That's a lot to fit into the last segment, but
I'm ready to go.
Speaker 1 (24:56):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show, final segment of the
See Kelly Show. On a wonderful, fantastic Friday. I hope
you were geared up for an amazing weekend as I am.
We got communists, judges being arrested. Life is so freaking good.
And look, we take the winds that we can get them.
We take the winds where we can get them. We've
(25:18):
got some good wins. Bank on them, all right, bank
on them. Hopefully more will come next week. I promise
next week we'll we'll bring some trouble too. Every week
does doesn't it?
Speaker 2 (25:29):
Make sure you enjoy the weekend?
Speaker 1 (25:31):
This weekend, dear old gray gangly scarecrow, per clay and
buck men dyeing their beards for old married farts like you.
It doesn't matter. He's saying this because I'm dead set
against dyeing your beard. Against dying anything, Just go freaking gray,
buzz it down. It's no big deal anyway, the guy says.
From old married farts like you. It doesn't matter for
(25:53):
single men. Yes, they should dye their beards for the
same women women, or for the same reason women dye
their hair so they won't look so old. I don't
care to hear the babble that gray hair is dignified
from men or other such nonsense. Gray hair makes you
look older, full stop. And a story says, as well,
you didn't say I could use his name, so I'm
(26:15):
not going to all right, buddy, So let me explain something.
Life is unfair in a variety of ways. Okay, it's unfair.
It always will be. There is no equality in life.
It's not just that equity doesn't exist and shouldn't. Equality
doesn't exist either. There's no equality when it comes to
(26:35):
men and women. Women obviously have some advantages and men
have some advantages. I got really fat after my dad died.
Speaker 2 (26:46):
I told you this.
Speaker 1 (26:47):
I was drinking too much, eating as bad as you
could eat.
Speaker 2 (26:51):
I was eating.
Speaker 1 (26:51):
I don't even eat that much dessert. I was eating
dessert after every meal, like just fat and gross. I
think I gained like thirteen fourteen pounds over the course
of thirty days. I lost all of it and got
back into shape.
Speaker 2 (27:06):
My wife is not happy. She's upset.
Speaker 1 (27:09):
She said, I'm so angry that you can just decide
in thirty days to get back into shape and look good,
and I have to bust my butt to shave off
half a pound. I am a man, I have testosterone.
I have advantages when it comes to that. Okay, I
have advantages. Here's another advantage we have as dudes.
Speaker 2 (27:30):
Gray hair.
Speaker 1 (27:31):
Now, I personally don't think gray hair looks bad on
a woman. I don't believe everyone woman should look twenty
years old. You look fine at forty, ladies, get some gray.
You look fine at fifty, you look fine at sixty.
It's fine, No big daily, You're not supposed to look
twenty forever. Stop getting stuff injected in your stupid.
Speaker 2 (27:47):
Face and just get old. It's fine, but.
Speaker 1 (27:52):
Gray hair on dudes. Chicks love it, love it. My
wife loves the fact that my beard went great, but
prefers it. I've joked before about dying it, she yells.
She said, you better not.
Speaker 3 (28:07):
She loves it.
Speaker 1 (28:08):
Trust me, chicks, dig it, go gray buddy, go Gray.
You'd be out there slaying it, absolutely slaying it. Jesse, Actually,
he says historical oracle. I was wondering if you can
give me some advice on how you handle time management.
I'm thirty four years old. I work fifty five hours
a week as a machinist for military and aerospace components.
(28:30):
I have a three and four year old, and my
wife and I own a home. Between work, home yard maintenance,
family time, and a litany of other responsibilities we have
on our plates, I find it difficult to manage my
schedule responsibly. I feel like I always fall short on something.
I'm trying hard, and I take my chalk every day,
but I would love to hear your wise advice on
(28:51):
how to live a more balanced and holistic life. Help me, please,
says his name is Nick.
Speaker 2 (28:59):
Nick.
Speaker 1 (28:59):
You're too hard on yourself. You're thirty four years old.
You're a thirty four year old with a career. You
bust in your butt trying to make it, trying to
better yourself, be successful. You very clearly love your family.
You're three and four year olds full time jobs at
this point in time, at that age, well, Chris knows
(29:21):
Corey knows. At that age, it's just a lot I can.
I can go two or three days. In fact, I've
gone three days without speaking to one of my sons.
He took off on a school field trip. He won't
even text us. He's just having fun with his friends.
It just happens.
Speaker 2 (29:38):
Yeah, I don't know. I assume he's still alive.
Speaker 1 (29:40):
And eating or something like that. That's because he's fourteen.
At three and four, it's dad, dad, Mom, mom, dad.
You want to play it now, And I'm not dogging on.
Speaker 2 (29:50):
It right.
Speaker 1 (29:53):
That period, this period in your life is as busy
and hectic as life feels. Ever, you are still trying
to grind it work and make it. Your kids require
the most amount of time. Plus your young smoke wife
wants and deserves your attention as well. But then, like
you mentioned, I mean, I go through this all the
time too. Oh good, I'm fact. I've got to deal
(30:14):
with it when I get home. I got a faucet
leaking out back. I've got to go get teflon tape
on it. I've got the house. Maintenance is a full
time freaking job. I have a drain that I can't
seem to get unclogged. Permanently my kids. It's in the bathroom.
It clogs all the time. Now I know how to
snake a drain, and I know how to use drain.
(30:35):
I've done that a dozen times. There's a problem with
the piping. I'm gonna have to repipe that. I know,
I know, I get it. I know it will get better.
The children will get older. And guess what, You're not
going to get everything done because you can't. You know
that I have this thing and I don't know what
this is. Maybe it's I don't know, maybe it's from
(30:55):
my childhood. Who knows. I constantly worry about being a
bad father. It's like a I guess you might even
call it a phobia of mine. I worry am I
a good father being a good dad to the kids?
To the point where I will even bring it up
to ab baby, Please tell me I've been a good dad,
(31:15):
and she's always You're the best dad in the history mankind.
And my kid has even I told you. Maybe the
greatest moment of my life, my sixteen year old son
told me he was thankful to God for me because
he said, you're pretty much the greatest role model any
kid could ever have. Right so my kid has told
me that, and still the next day did I short him?
I should have done this. Oh here I am sitting
(31:37):
around doing nothing. I'm watching a documentary. I should be
teaching him things. I'm a failure.
Speaker 2 (31:41):
I suck.
Speaker 1 (31:42):
That's part of being ambitious. Buddy, let it go. You're
doing fine. You don't need my advice on time management.
Keep tread and water, keep your head above water, and
eventually life will slow down. I told my parents about this.
I was talking to my dad about it passed and
he said, you know, it's like that when you're younger
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and you're striving to make it and you're trying to
get ahead and this and that, and he said, then
one day you wake up and the kids are.
Speaker 2 (32:10):
Gone and you're retired. You're just looking for something to do.
He said.
Speaker 1 (32:17):
I run down to the hardware shop just to talk
to people and buy some things because I'm just looking
for something to do. Life has a different pace at
different times. Stop beating yourself up. I'm sure you're managing
your time.
Speaker 2 (32:28):
Well.
Speaker 1 (32:29):
Now, everybody, go manage your time this weekend, soak up
your family friends. I promise the problems will be here
on Monday.
Speaker 2 (32:36):
That's all
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