Ignoring the Supreme Court

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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We're gonna talk about ignoring the Supreme Court here in
just a moment. I'll get to that. We're gonna talk
about the anatomy of a DC scandal as they're trying
to get rid of Pete hag Seth. Oh. Yeah, there
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hour from now. There's so there's just too much to
get to tonight on the world Famous Jesse Kelly Show.
I want to get to this right off the bat though.
It's time for Donald Trump to ignore the United States
Supreme Court period end of story. And well, I got

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all kinds of emails like this one. Huh. How shocking
to find that you're advocating abandoning the US Constitution while
calling yourself a supporter of democracy. And I've done all
kinds of stuff and death threats and all kinds of stuff.
So let me double and triple down on everything right
here as long as I have everyone's attention, and I
need to explain exactly who I'm going to argue with

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or lay everything out for. Because when I talk about
ignoring the United States Supreme Court, I'll give you all
the details in a moment in the build up. But
when I talk about ignoring the Supreme Court in order
to deport the barbarians, there are two different groups who
get angry about that. One I don't care about. The
other one is the one I will try to explain

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something to now. First, the first group, the one I
don't care about. All the death threats are all from
or mostly from these people, the America hating communists. They
they don't care about the Supreme Court or the Constitution
or the law or any of these other things at all.
They believe in the mass importation of barbarians in order

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to bring about the destruction of America, and they will
justify anything to bring that about. So because that's their goal,
we are enemies. We are mortal enemies. We will always
be mortal enemies if that's what you want. The mass
importation of foreigners. You and I are enemies and we
always will be, so I'm not worried about explaining anything

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to them. Set that group aside. This is not an
explanation for the America hating communists. This is an explanation
for the people on the right who disagree with what
I'm saying and disagree with my methods. So allow me
to explain a bunch of different things as I lay
it all out for you here. First, I live in

(03:05):
fear of a civil war. I do, even if it's
not a full blown North versus South type civil war.
I live in fear of political violence. I'm talking about sustained,
ongoing political violence, not just a new communist a month

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shoots a couple people. We've already reached that point in
the country. I am concerned about the country breaking up violently,
people killing each other internally. That to me is like
the worst thing in the world. And you know, I'm
no historian, I'm no expert, but you know I know
a little bit about history. Those are always the saddest

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stories to me. It's not the wars, the battles we
marched off to foreign lands they invaded. It's not that
the ones that are just awful. Are the ones where
countrymen are fighting each other. I am terrified, and I
stand completely against political violence. I don't want anyone to

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get hurt, not on the left, not on the right.
That is where I'm coming from. I'm coming from that
place and the place of I want the United States
of America to remain free, prosperous, and wonderful for generations
of Kelly's I will never meet, not just my sons
or their sons or daughters or whoever comes after them,

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five generations from of Kelly's from now, people who will
never know I existed, right, I want them to enjoy
a wonderful country. So that's where I'm coming from. No
political violence, the continued excellence of America. That's where I'm
coming from now. Because that's where I'm coming from, I

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have to analyze where we are are as a country,
not where I want us to be, not where you
want us to be. Let's say we're not going to
do childlike naivete here. Let's talk about where we actually are.
Where we actually are is this. There are two major
political parties in the United States of America, Democrats and Republicans.

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We are, unlike many countries around the world who have
of bunches of parties. We have two here, two that
are going to hold any significant levels of power, Democrats
and Republicans. And because that's our situation, our situation is
dire because one of those two political parties has decided

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that the mass importation of foreigners is central to their plans. Now,
now we could, we could sit here and analyze the
different factions and the reasons behind that inside the Democrat party.
We won't, but we could. Are there a bunch of
Democrats at the top who just want to burn the
country down? Yep, that's a portion. Are there a bunch

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of them for whom it's just about power, getting more
votes in the census, getting more of this, Yes, there's
a bunch of those. Are there Democrats? Are there registered
Democrats in the United States of America who genuinely believe
it's the good person, the upstanding person, the upstanding thing
to do to bring in people from these poor countries.

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So they Yes, of course there are some Democrats like that,
But you know, the reasons don't really matter at all.
The result is an unbelievable increase in the cost of
your living. Housing is through the roof because of illegals.
Healthcare through the roof because of illegals. The quality of
schooling in this country down because of illegals. You could

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go industry after industry, part of your life after part
of your life. Nations don't massively import foreigners without time consequences.
There are bad consequences for the citizens. It works out
well for the elites all the time, but for the
citizens themselves it works terribly. And I didn't even bring
up the crime, the drugs, the murder, the rape, the robbery,

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as the mass importation of other cultures, oftentimes garbage cultures
comes into your community. The mass importation of foreigners is
maybe the central plank of the modern day Democrat Party.
And the reasons, the individual reasons that may vary, really

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are not important at all. We cannot stay a country
if Democrats are allowed to have their way. They have
embarked in a now three weeks, I believe it's three
week long campaign now to bring back into the United
States of America a man with MS thirteen tattooed on

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his knuckles, who was sent to l Salvador, and not
a single elected Democrat in the United States. You're welcome
to point me out, point it out. If I'm wrong,
I'll tell you any emails. But to my knowledge, not
a single elected Democrat in the United States of America
has spoken out against returning an MS thirteen gang member

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to the country. Has anybody said anything, I haven't seen it.
That is what the Democrat Party stands for. Now, Okay,
so now we have to talk about power, the Constitution,
the Supreme Court in rules. You see what I just

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laid out. As far as Democrat plans go, that's insane.
Don't allow the insanity of the modern Democrat Party to
shift the Overton window in your mind to wear you
down into believing that any part of what I just
said is saying at all. You can drop all the

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labels left right, liberal, Democrat, Republican, drop all the labels,
and you could get in a time machine and go
to any point in human history, walk up to a
citizen of any country and tell them, Hey, there's this
country and one of the two major political parties believes

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in bringing in as many foreigners as possible and keeping
them here. What do you think about that? And every
person you talk to throughout history would be all, well,
that's insane. Who would do that that's an insane place
to be, but that is where we are. And the
problem we have right now is there are supposed to

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be safeguards as a country to stop any political party
that turns that evil from doing all the evil thing
things it wants to do. And I'm not only talking
about the court system. You should have a media that
destroyed Democrats for that. A court system, yes, that plays

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a part in it are various institutions. They should have
stepped up and stopped Democrats from doing what they did
for four years. Instead they encouraged it. That brings us
to where we are, and we'll talk about that more
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about forty five minutes from now. We have to talk
about right now the failure of our institutions to protect
us and what it means for us, and the Trump
administration ignoring the Supreme Court, and other kinds of things
but already discussed. I laid out. Democrats want the mass
importation of foreigners, and for four years they did it,
and for four years your institutions didn't stop them. Remember,

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a country is protected and held up by its institutions.
The American media, any countries media is a critical institution.
The court system is an institution. The religious systems institutions.
These institutions, education and others. These are what your country
rests upon. The Biden administration went insane for four years.

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Remember remember the Haitians. Maybe you forgot this news story.
Remember one day we woke up and there were fourteen
thousand Haitians on the border. That's where we got that
fake controversy about the border patrol guy whipping one of them.
He wasn't doing that, but fourteen thousand of them on
the border. Biden administration wakes up, seize fourteen thousand Haitians

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on the border. They're concerned about the optic of it,
because they're already starting to get some grumbling from the
American people. They're so concerned about the optics that they
tried everything they could to censor media coverage of the
Haitians who were parked on our border. Fourteen thousand of them.
That's an army, an army of them. Well, we woke up,
I believe it was three days, two three days. We

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woke up one morning and poof, they were gone gone.
Did they go back? Well, no, the Biden administration was
so evil. They waited until it got dark and they
brought all fourteen thousand into your country. For four years,

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Democrats violated and ignored every law, every norm, every rule,
and brought in twenty million people in four years, completely unlawful.
And during that time, do you know how many times

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the courts stopped them? None? Never, Oh, they try a
little injunction here or there, but nothing. The Biden administration
just kept marching, kept flying them in with your money,
busting them in, flying them in thousands upon thousands, turning
into tens of thousands, turning in hundreds of thousands, turning

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into millions a year. As fast as they could bring
them into your country, they brought them into your country.
And then they brought them right into your community. And
they put them into your kids' schools. And now your
child instead of sitting next to Bobby and Sarah six
and sits next to click click and boot boop. And
that's why they're pooping on the sidewalk out in front

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of the school, and crime is shot through the roof
in your tiny town of five thousand people. Democrats did
it to you on purpose, and no courts stopped them.
The Supreme Court didn't stop them. And now now the
Trump administration wants them out, and the Supreme Court stepped
in because the Trump administration brought an old law up,

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the Alien Enemies Act of the seventeen hundreds, basically eighteen
hundred or seventeen ninety eight, and they said, we're going
to use this as justification not to even deport all
twenty million. We're going to grab the Venezuelan prison game
name prison gang named trend de Arragua, and we're going
to throw them onto planes and get them out of
our country because they're foreigners, they're violent, they're a danger,

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they're terrorists, and we're removing them. And the United States
Supreme Court stepped in with a temporary I will acknowledge
a temporary stop on that, saying, well, whoa, whoa wo bo.
You can't deport them quite so fast. Hold on, we
need to wait for a lower court to rule. Just
wait a little while, wait a while longer, no rush

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on getting the barbarians out. And so what I said was,
and allow me to repeat it for anybody who missed
it the first time. Not only should the Supreme Court
be completely ignored by the Trump administration, anybody officer of
the Court or otherwise who tries to step in should
be arrested and thrown in prison themselves. And if the
Supreme Court wants to push the issue, the Supreme Court

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should be dissolved entirely, completely disappear the entire Supreme Court.
Why do I say that because you do not have
a country and cannot and will not have a country
if they can import twenty million people without the court
stopping them, and the second we try to do so,
we are told there's due process, there's the lower court.
I have to do it the right way. This is

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a rule, this is a law. But what about the
bave viva? I don't care about your legal arguments either. Well, Jesse,
what about the rit of Heyby it's corporates. I don't
None of your arguments mean anything to me at all.
Can I deport foreign barbarians as fast as they brought
them in if the answer to your question, If the
answer to my question by you is no, that I

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don't care about anything else you say. I don't care
about your education, I don't care about your justification. I
don't care about your constitution. I don't care about the rules.
I don't care about what Reagan said or Washington said,
or beb be. Don't give a crap if I am
not allowed to deport foreign barbarians as fast as the
demons can bring them in. Then your argument sucks and
I ignore it completely, and I don't celebrate where we are.

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I want to be clear about that. This is a
terrible place to be. I can't believe that we are here.
I can't believe. Look, there's always been differences in political parties.
I can't believe we've gotten to the place where half
of the parties who run the United States of America

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are nakedly openly trying to destroy it, and the other
parties seems to be so lost to what to do
about it. I'll try to finish this little rant up
in just the moment before I do that had a
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more on this. Hang on the Jesse Kelly Show on
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you can email the show Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com.
So ignore the Supreme Court. I realize that's quite a call,

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but here's where I am. The history of the world
says that the will of the people must be implemented
by whatever form of government they have elected, a king.
Whatever the will of the people at some point must

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be implemented, or the people themselves will switch out their government.
They will switch it out. They will make big changes.
You will have big problems. I could go through, look
endless examples. It's virtually every society ever when the elected
leaders or monarchs just completely disregard the people, it ends badly.

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Donald Trump was elected in large part to address the
illegal immigrants that Joe Biden brought into the country. The
American people have never been this pro deportation ever. And
Trump's numbers, considering what the stock market did again today,
are unbelievably high. And when you dig into the numbers,

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you find out it's because of deportation. This is what
the American people want. If the Donald Trump administration is
not allowed by our institutions to deport the people the
demons brought into the country, then the American people will
decide to make changes, and they'll decide they want a dictator.

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And I do not want a dictator. I know you
may whenever I say that, I get all kinds of
people who email it and say, Jesse, I'm ready for
one now I'm not yelling at you. I get where
you're coming from, but you're actually making my point for me.
People are starting to hunger. For one. If your constitutional republic,
your House, your Senate, your presidency will not implement your

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will or cannot implement your will because the institutions have
been corrupted and stop them from implementing your will, then
you will seek out whatever form of government will implement
your will. Your will. The American people do not want
their communities overrun by foreign barbarians. The Democrat Party does,

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the court system does the Republican parties two week to
stop it. If Donald Trump in his four you years
is not allowed to deport the people the Democrats brought
into this country, the right will choose a dictator. And
I don't mean somewhere far in the future, very very
shortly in my lifetime unless I die tonight, the right
will in fact demand a dictator. You think I'm radical

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for saying that Trump administration should ignore the Supreme Court,
I am here to once again warn all of you.
I am the moderate solution. I am the one attempting
to keep this ship together because if we are not
allowed to deport the barbarians, then someone will come along
who will do drastic things. And I don't want to

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live in a dictatorship. And it will not be the
left who chooses one. The right will choose one. I
said it last time. Let's just take Donald Trump out
of it, because he's so popular. He kind of blows
up all the narratives. Just act like Donald Trump is
he retires, he's gone. We'll make it about the next
election cycle. Trump is retired, he's gone. And I know JD.

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Vance is popular. Right now, let's Jad retires to he's done,
he's walking away from politics. So we have this big,
meaningless field, all these different people, these names and things
like that. Let's say opening day, opening day of the
Republican primary for twenty twenty eight, after Donald Trump is
kept from deporting people for four years, Opening day of

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the primary, the candidates all come out, and one candidate
steps up and says, I'll tell you this, I don't
care what the law says, I don't care what the
Constitution says. I'm going to arrest anybody in the Supreme
Court who tries to stop me from deporting foreigners, and
anyone in the media who tries to stop me. I'll
arrest them too. In fact, I'll put them on the
same deportation flight. Would you vote for that person? What

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do you think? I'm asking? What do you think the
poll numbers would be for that person if he stepped
up and said that today? Now, what I just said
is not constitutional, it's not lawful. It's what a complete
dictator would do. And I bet you money you sat
there and nodded your head and cheered when I just
said it. This is this is about saving a country.

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Do you know that Barack Obama? I think it was
three million. I believe Barack Obama deported three million people
in his four years. As of right now, Donald Trump
is not on pace to deeport as many people as
Barack Obama did. Democrats brought in twenty million. The system
looks like it will allow Trump to deport about two,

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maybe three, and then we're done. You see, if I
am in charge of all Chris said five million for Obama.
Oh yeah, we won't touch that. If you decide you're
going to play a game of monopoly against your mortal enemy,
I don't care who it is. Maybe it's your brother,
your neighbors, someone you hate, just a one on one
game and I I'm the administrator of the rules, and

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you know the rules of monopoly. I have the dice.
There's just one set of dice. You don't get to
choose your chance cards and things like that. And every
single time you roll, you pull out your own dice
to roll the number you want. When you pull a
chance card you don't like, you just put it back
and grab the other one and I let it go
every time. No, no, no, you're good to go. Now
take another five hundred from the bank. That's fine. No,

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do what you want. I'm not gonna step in and
stop you. And then it's your turn. And when you go,
you try to grab your own dice, and I say, well,
woy woy woy woy, old, play by the rules. Hold on,
here is that who you are? You want to be
a cheeter? Why whoa woah? Use the normal dice. No,
you don't get to switch out your chance card. Hold on,
don't you want to be a good person? Play by
the rules, be a good person. No, you don't get
to do No, you can't break that rule. Follow the rules.

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Who's gonna win that game a monopoly? It's already been decided.
I don't celebrate telling the Donald Trump administration to ignore
the Supreme Court. I think it's awful. I think it's
awful where we are. But I also do not acknowledge

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the legitimacy of any person or entity, any one. Maybe
it's you, maybe it's a court, maybe it's a judge,
maybe it's a politician. I do not acknowledge the legitimacy
of anyone or anything that tells me I am not
allowed to mass deport the foreigners democrats brought into my country.

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The second you say that to me, I stop caring
about your credentials or your role or whatever. And I
don't care if it's the United States Supreme Court. I
don't care if it's nine judges in robes with all
the Harvard law degrees and all of this or that,
And that means absolutely nothing to me whatsoever. If you
can look me in the eye and tell me that

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I am not allowed to deport foreign barbarians as fast
as you bring in foreign barbarians, then you're not legitimate
to me at all. It's applicable to the Supreme Court
in all of them. We cannot we can't survive this.
We can't. These people cannot be the only ones who

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get to choose the immigration system of the country.

Speaker 2 (27:00):
But here's the reality. As far as I'm concerned, he's
a lot less criminal than the person that's sitting in
the White House because last time I checked, he didn't
have any criminal convictions. I don't even think he has
any outstanding cases versus the guy that still had cases
pending when he was worn in on January twentieth and
also has thirty four felony convictions. So listen, I don't
want to hear anything from the Republican Party about how

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they trying to keep us safe when their fearless leader
is actually the biggest criminal thus far that we have seen,
because I haven't seen anybody with a rap sheet that
looks like the presidents.

Speaker 1 (27:33):
Nobody stopped Democrats for four years. They actually used a
refugee program to bring in hundreds of thousands of people
from Venezuela, and they did it was completely illegal. Nobody
stopped them. The Trump administration is now trying to get

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rid of them after Democrats violated the law and the
court stepped in and said no, you can hand. It's
time to do crazy things, things that seem crazy, not
because we're crazy or violent. Or against the rule of law.
It's because it's the only way we can have a

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rule of law. I'm moving off of this for now.
Let's talk about something we'll do. Let's do a couple
of emails before we get to the hegset thing. Hang on,
he doesn't care if you believe him, but he's right.
Jesse ca the Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful, terrific Monday. Thrilled,
absolutely thrilled. I hope you had a wonderful resurrection day,

(28:38):
a wonderful Easter. I know we certainly did in the
Kelly household. Hey, Chris, how was your Easter? Sorry that
wasn't even right anyway. One last word here. New Mexico
Democrat judge resigns after ice arrests alleged Trenday, a Ragua
gang member in his home. Judge Joel Kano. Kano, a

(29:03):
former police officer, allowed or Taga Lopez to file a
request for immigration relief using the judge's residential address. Court
exhibits also posted social media posts of the foreign national
posing with the judge. This is the level of commitment

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to illegal immigration from one of the two major political parties.
There's just not a great way out of where we are.
You tell me we can't set aside this. We can't
set aside that it's all been set aside. Don't send
me your lame emails. They sound it sounds like a child.

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But Jesse, we can't we have a constitution of republic?
Really do we.

Speaker 2 (29:50):
Do?

Speaker 1 (29:50):
We have one of those? The Biden administration took your
money and created an app for your phone so foreigners
can schedule their their their invasion of the country. Do
we have a constitutional republic? Is that what we have?
I'm not sure we haven't of those anymore. Hey, Jesse,

(30:11):
I have high school boys in track as well. Do
some emails here. I was at the meat this week
and I wanted to support the school. At the concession stand,
a slice of pizza was six dollars. I know Chris
is fainting right now. Regular pepperoni. That's if a normal
eight sliced pizza. They're valuing at forty eight dollars. I
couldn't buy one out of principle. Now here's what I'll

(30:36):
say about that, because they look, they do this stuff
at my kids' school too. They do these things where
they overcharge crazily for little items. Like that to fun
things at the school and in general. I try to
not do that because that's such a violation of money,

(30:58):
like it's such a gross overspace, but sometimes I do. However,
I will say, we went to a swim tournament for
my youngest not long ago, and you know what they
had there, The little mini round red Barren pizzas you
buy in the gas station in the freezer section, the
one in the little you know what I'm talking about, Chris,

(31:19):
or you know what I'm talking about? Those are underrated,
what Chris, You can microwave those. Those things are delicious,
absolutely delicious. The you can knock out two or three
those and they're not that much money. They're really not, Chris.
I think it was two for three bucks last time
I looked. What what? What about the swim meet? Oh?

(31:40):
That was getting back to that. At the swim meet
they had a concession stand and it was the standard stuff,
chips and things like that, but they had those little
red Barren pizzas. Now, if memory serves me, there were
four bucks apiece, which is obviously too much. I paid it,
all right, I paid it. Don't shake your head at me, Chris,

(32:03):
until you've sat in a swim meet for six hours
a day. Don't shake your head at me. You get hungry,
you have needs. Oh Chris, yeah, did you think did
you think the sporting events your little girl's gonna take
you to did you think they were gonna be like
an hour? Buddy? Let me give you a little helpful
piece of advice. Okay, I don't know whether or not

(32:24):
you're a runner. Get your daughter into cross country cross country.
I'll explain why. You see my oldest son, he does
track and he does cross country. My youngest does swimming.
If your kid does swimming, baseball, wrestlings like this, things

(32:44):
like that, it's entire saturdays, six seven hours like a
track meet for my oldest, five six hours at least
you show up. There's five six schools, there's different events.
Your kid doesn't even race for two hours at a time.
He'll do a race, he has to sit it down.
Same thing at swim meats. Same thing a baseball game.

(33:05):
You'll go to a double header, triple header. You're at
the field. I've done all that too. They used to
play that too. Soccer works the exact same way. But
then God created this wonderful sport for parents like me.
Called cross country and your kid. Obviously it's running. It's
a great sport, but you're running outside two or three miles.

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The high schoolers run three miles roughly around here. Whoa,
there's only a couple of races, boys and girls, and
then they split it up a little bit by age.
You show up at cross country, thirty minutes later you leave.
You show up, well, Chris, how long has it take
him to run three miles? You have to have him
there ahead of time. He shows up, he warms up

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with the team. You roll in fifteen minutes before the
race starts. Park, walk up to the race pal, the
starting gun goes off, he runs three mile. When he's done,
he's done. You're in the car, you're headed home. Whatever
you do, don't let your kid play any sport they want.
Make them get into cross country, even if they hate running.

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It's not about them. It's about you. It's about you.
And don't ever believe any parent who tells you, Ah,
those are some of our fondest memories. All that's the worst.
The abs. Oh, when your kid's actually out there doing something,
it's nice, but I don't care about the other kids.
Two three hours long as horrible. What Chris? What about

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Little League? Yeah? Do you think that it's like a
Houston Astros game? Chris Litterally? Do you think now, I'm
seriously asking, do you think you're gonna see these kids
hit bombs or something like that? Buddy? Do you think
do you think your daughter is gonna be doing something
cool like sliding head first in a second base or

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something like that. No, Chris, you know what I used
to do during Little league games. My father to sit
in the stands and just want to just come out
and murder me because he was, you know, the athlete.
He wanted you to do really well. I would sit
in the right field and I would make pretend that
I had a gun and I would shoot down planes.
My parents still laugh about it to this day. I
was always in the right field because I sucked so

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bad and I was in right field and I would
be out. I'd be making the noises too. I don't
remember this, but from my smallest ays, I wasn't even
watching the batter. I didn't even care about the batter.
I was going to doing like the fake guns thing,
and this guy's shooting down planes. Or I'd be daydreaming,
or I just sit down and pick weeds. And then
when they actually hit the ball to your kid, he
never catches it. He never ever catches it. The ball

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will land. I'll float back to the fence. Finally, though,
eventually stop the game after four innings because there's one
kid from Cuba who lied on his birth certificate and
he's thirty five years old with a goateee. He's throwing
sixty five miles an hour and hitting bombs and it's
seventeen and nothing in the fourth inning. And oh, Chris,
this is just the first game. This is the first game.

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There are three games that day, three games. Hey no, yeah,
it's the worst thing in the world, the worst thing
in the world. This has been a podcast from do
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