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The Kings of Cyprus
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's perfect end to your day.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Jesse Kelly on seventy ten Wrday.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
Then Jesse Kelly Show, Final hour of The Jesse Kelly
Show on a fantastic Thursday. The week is almost over.
We're doing some history. I probably will get done with
this little tale, I would hope in the next segment
or two, cause you're just now joining us. We're talking
about history, Alexander the Great, the Siege of Tire. But
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I'm making no promises on when I'm gonna wrap the
whole thing up. I am gonna wrap it up tonight, though,
go back to some maybe some emails, some little bit
of politics, and we're gonna check out here until tomorrow.
I want to ask doctor Jesse Friday. Remember email your
questions for tomorrow into Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com.
And maybe, for whatever work reasons or radio reasons, maybe
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you missed the first hour of this little history tale.
It's all free, le just go download a podcast of
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producer Chris puts all the hours up. It's all available
for free. Go listen at your leisure. Back to our story,
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Alexander's standing on the coast. He's standing in what was
Old Tire, but he tore all that down. Staring at
the island fortress of New Tire, he has to figure
out how to get there. He decides to build a causeway. Now,
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this is going to be important. Right off the coast,
it's fairly shallow at first. We're talking six feet deep.
It's not very deep. Most people, not Italians, can walk
into it and stick their head above water. What Chris.
He starts building a causeway by throwing the stones in there.
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And then look, he's doing other things, cutting down trees
and making that part of it. Now that part's a
little bit important, because where's he getting these trees. There
are trees in the countryside outside of Old Tire. He
starts to send troops, send people out there to chop
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down these trees, bring them back and help him build
the causeway. Okay, we'll come back to that in a moment,
because for the time being, the people in Tire are
feeling pretty confident. Alexander the Great is not the first army,
the first conqueror who showed up outside of their gates.
They're on an island fortress. They have done just fine.
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Every other time, and they think this time is going
to be the exact same. So they send their navy
out just to mock him. Never a good idea. They're
floating by. They're mocking him, But Alexander the Great doesn't stop.
In his causeway. Every single day is getting closer and closer.
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Now he has his troops building it. He has also
enslaved all the people in the surrounding areas. Remember this
is an empire he's conquering. He has enslaved these people,
and he's forcing them to build his causeway. It's getting
closer and closer and closer. Now, imagine I always, I
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always think about this. I always think about it when
I study any ancient siege. Think what it's like when
you're inside the city and there's an army outside of
your gates. Think for a moment, what the stakes are
in every ancient siege you read about, Because this is
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how it worked.
Speaker 4 (03:54):
You might win.
Speaker 3 (03:56):
Your walls are high, The defender can win a siege.
If you outlast them. They may starve, they may get diseased,
too many men may die. A million things could happen.
You might win, And if you win, you may wake
up one day and that army is gone and you
are free. So great, But what if you lose. This
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is the ancient world. There's no Instagram, there's no United Nations,
there's no Geneva Convention. In the ancient world. If you
lose a siege, what it means for virtually everyone is
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a living hell. To be honest, the lucky ones probably die.
What will it mean for the women, all of them
young and old. You can use your imagination, the children
too young and old, the political leaders of the city,
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the ones that defied it, they normally die, not quickly.
Everybody gets sold into slavery. And you have an idea.
I have an idea of what slavery is because we
can read books and things like that. But remember, slavery
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can mean some unbelievable things in the ancient world. It's
not that our version of slavery was this peachy, wonderful time, right.
It was horrible too, abuse, starvation, and the murder, you
name it. But look, I was just remember I told you,
I was just in New Orleans. There were laws in
Louisiana at the time. You can't just murder your slave,
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and you're not allowed to do that in the ancient world.
You can do whatever you want to your slaves. And
those are the stakes. As you wake up every day
entire and you're watching the causeway coming towards you, those
are the stakes, you know, those are the stakes. The
causeways being built. Tire starts to get a little bit
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nervous because this causeway they thought was going to fail
is not failing. They are building it. It is closer
every single day. So they send their navy out. Their
navy's essentially floating by with spears and arrows, pummeling the troops,
pummeling the builders. Alexander has to do something about this,
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so he builds gosh, I would have killed the have
seen the siege. He builds these two gigantic siege towers
and covers them in essentially raw animal skin, not dried
out animal skin. He puts them on the end of
the causeway and they sit there essentially like shields. The
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animal skin is so they can't be caught. They can't
catch fire because they're shooting flaming arrows at them. But
he also has ballist does he has artillery, ancient artillery
on top of the siege towers shooting at tires walls
as tires walls are shooting at him. This is how
insane this whole dikeon thing is. Well. Now, Tires starting
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to get more and more nervous, how nervous. Well, this
is the day. This day might be number one for
me as far as the question you've asked me a
thousand times. Go on a time machine and watch any
one historical battle or event. This exact moment may be it. Tire.
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They want to do something about the causeway. They load
up a ship or ships. I saw. I read ten
different versions. I can't figure out if there were five
ships or one ship. I don't know. They load up
a ship full of explosives, of flammable materials. They tie
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a rope, they tow it behind their navy, and they
tow it towards the causeway. As they're almost to the causeway,
they light it on fire and cut the rope and
turn away. This flaming apparently it was gigantic, this flaming.
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This flaming ship slams into the causeway and it immediately
erupts everything in fire. There is fire raining down from
the sails. The siege towers are going up in flames,
more smoke. Then Tires sends troops to the bridge to
destroy the construction equipment. They're killing everybody. A picture what
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this scene is like. In the middle of the water
on a causeway, a flaming ship coming to ram into
the causeway. It's just fringing beyond belief. And so now
Alexander has another problem on his hands. He can't get
closer without a navy, and he's having issues getting lumber.
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We'll tackle both those things next. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show on a Fantastic Thursday, completely deramling the show
on a Thursday to break off and do some history
about Alexander the Great and the Siege of Tire. If
you're now showing up, that's what you walked into, too bad,
So sad, don't pout about it. We'll get back to
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politics at some point in time. Now Tire has just
sent a flaming ship into the causeway. Alexander the Great
knows he's not going to be able to take this
impregnable city without a navy. That's one two. He needs
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more wood, more stone. This causeway is getting along. Remember
we're talking about two thirds of a mile here. He
needs more wood, his troops, his these people who are
going into the hills outside of Old Tire to get
the wood. They keep getting attacked by these tribes, all
kinds of tribal peoples around there who don't want to
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be conquered by Alexander the Great. Alexander the Great raises
a little force, a strikeforce, if you will, and because
he's Alexander the freaking Great, he leads it himself. He
doesn't send other people up there. He decides, well, we
got to make an example of some people. What kind
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of a general is Alexander the Great. Alexander the Great,
at one point sneaks up on a bunch of soldiers
who are apparently around a fire. They're camping out tribal
soldiers and personally daggers two of them, kills two of them.
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This dude is yeah, he hands on, if you will.
He's a hands on leader. He pacified the tribes, putting
it mildly. The wood. The wood continues to come, and
then Alexander takes off.
Speaker 5 (11:08):
He leaves.
Speaker 3 (11:08):
Where's he going? You got a siege going on? Well,
he needs a navy. Remember those cities he was conquering
on the way down to Tire. He goes back to
those cities and says, hey, the boss is here. I
need every ship you have available. And this is when, man,
you got to give the guy some credit. The King
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of Cyprus steps in Cypress. You know where Cypress is.
If you don't, it's fine, but it's over there. The
King of Cyprus wealthy man, he's a king, after all.
The King of Cyprus apparently has an eye for talent.
And if you're a betting person at this point and
you don't know how this all turns out, I don't
know that you're betting on Alexander the Great. He's currently
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invading the most powerful empire on the planet. I don't
know if you're betting on him. But the King of
Cypress is And again we're talking about the steaks. Let's
talk about the steaks for the King of Cyprus. What
happens if he steps into aid Alexander the Great and loses?
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You do know what the Persians did to people who
betrayed them, right, They weren't that nice. You have heard
of scaffism the boats? You know what that is maybe
the worst way to die I've ever heard of in
my life. They put you down, you're naked, They lay
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you down in a rowboat. On a swamp, not a
lovely ocean, not a lake. You were in a swamp.
Picture the bug situation. They lay you down naked in
a boat, face up. They then force your mouth open
and they force a mixture of milk and honey into
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your body. Maybe you're thinking to yourself, Wow, that doesn't
sound bad. Milk and honey probably tastes pretty good, And
I would agree with you, except you don't get bathroom breaks.
Your arms and legs are sticking out of the boat.
They then take another boat and they turn it upside
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down and put it on top of the one you're in.
You are tied to the shore with a rope so
they can bring you back when you want, And they
push you out into the swamp with your belly full
of milk and honey. Your intestines are going to do
what they do in the boat. People would stay alive
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for days. Unloading into the boat, you would die from scaffism,
essentially being eaten a live by worms and insects that
crawled inside of your body over a period of days.
Remember I said they tied the boat to a rope.
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I forgot to mention they kept bringing you back to
the shore to force feed you more to keep you alive.
That's what the King of Cypress is facing if he
bets wrong. Alexander the Great is out telling people, I
want your boats. The King of Cypress goes up to
him and says, hey, young man, I like what I see,
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so for, why don't you have my boats? Gives him
one hundred and twenty boats. On top of that, I
think he had already gotten one hundred himself. Now Alexander's
navy is larger than the navy of Tire, who he's
up against. He sails it back down to Tire and
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allegedly parades it in front of the city to let
them know. Remember that one advantage you had your navy
it's gone. Now I've got one, two and minds bigger
than yours. Yeah, the bridge starts again. The towers are
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firing arrows. There is death all over the place. But
if you're entire right now, you know you are in very,
very deep trouble. And you can just imagine what they
must be thinking when you're watching all these people coming
your way to kill you. You know what they're going
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to do in your city? What are they gonna do?
They're gonna burn it down. It is Jesse Kelly Joe
on a Fantastic Thursday. If you miss any part of
the show, any part of this history thing or back
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back to the siege of Tire. Alexander has his boats.
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He has pacified the tribes that were causing problems with wood.
The causeway is getting closer and closer to the city,
and the city is now fighting as if Alexander the
Great is getting closer and closer to the city. It
is arrows, it is boulders. They are trying everything they
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can to stop this causeway from making the connection, and
they are fighting so hard and killing so many of
Alexander's men from these walls that at one point Alexander
the Great thinks about cutting the whole thing off, calling
the whole thing off, and just letting it go. That's
how costly and brutal this battle is, and that's how
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much Tire is fighting. So Alexander, with his brand new navy,
starts probing the walls. Remember I talked about what Democrats
are doing with the riots. It's just seeing how Donald
Trump will react probing. Alexander starts bouncing around the island
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to different parts of the island to see places that
are weaker than others, and he thinks he finds one,
and in fact he does find one. And so once
the causeway gets all the way there, Alexander has ships
by it. Now the people of Tire are chucking down stones.
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People are dying, people are drowning. Remember when you have
any equipment and a lot of people back then they
couldn't swim. You don't take swim lessons. Back then, a
lot of people couldn't even swim. Plus, even if you
can swim, when you've got sixty pounds of armor on,
you don't swim that well. No matter what, people are
dying everywhere, Alexander, if you think about the island like
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a circle, think about it like a clock. And let's
say the causeway is heading towards three o'clock. This is
very rough. By the way heading towards three o'clock, Alexander
finds a spot he likes right around five o'clock, and
Alexander takes a force there and they breach the walls.
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Now Tire is in serious trouble because they scramble their
troops as many as they can to go down and
fight Alexander. By the way, he's there personally again, of
course he is. Alexander's down there personally at five o'clock
leading troops through the walls. But now they're also breaching.
At three o'clock, getting through the walls. They have officially
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lost control of the walls. Now we reach the point
in Sieges that honestly I don't even enjoy. And this
is gosh, how many years ago, long time. The people
were retreating back to the center of the city. There
is heavy fighting in the city as they're trying to
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hold off Alexander's troops. But Alexander's troops are the best
in the world. Once they're inside your walls, you're not
going to stop them. They're cutting their way through the civilians,
through the soldiers, the city. Eventually, everybody they try to
hold at the center of the city, it collapses. Alexander
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takes the city. Alexander takes the city. And remember remember
what we talked about about the stakes. You know what
crucifixion is. Obviously everyone's heard of the Bible and the
cross and how Jesus died. You know, that you die
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over a period of days from suffocation. Right, it's not
the nails. It's not that you die because when you
hang on the cross in that way, it essentially compresses
your diaphragm and you can't breathe. And so the true
horror of it, I mean, God only knows who came
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up with this. There are all kinds of theories. You
have to use your legs. Remember, there's a nail either
in your foot or ankles. There were different ways it
was done, but there's a nail in there and it hurts.
You have to push up with your legs to provide
enough relief so you can breathe. Over a period of
day's sun exposure, thirst, your legs getting exhausted, the pain,
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the shock, you die. One of the worst ways, if
not the worst way to die ever. Alexander crucifies two
thousand people in the city of Tire, and the rest
of them slavery. The ones who got crucified may have
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been the lucky ones in the end, and the impregnable
city of Tire fell to Alexander the Great. That is
the story of the sea each attired. How about that?
Now back to politics, shall we The United States senator
got handcuffed today. Christy Noam DHS was giving a little
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press conference and this idiot, Alex Padilla gets him self
arrested back behind my bat, all right, cool, late flat
lake flatt. Chuck Schumer is bad about it.
Speaker 6 (21:30):
It's a president.
Speaker 7 (21:30):
I just saw something that sickened my stomach, the man
handling of the United States senator. We need immediate answers
to what the hell went on?
Speaker 1 (21:41):
I yield to floor.
Speaker 3 (21:43):
MSNBC is bad about it.
Speaker 5 (21:44):
Obviously, we don't have full information about the altercation that
led him to be pushed out of the room by
personnel either from the Department of Homeland Security or the FBI,
but this is yet another escalation between the Department of
Homeland Security and those agents working at their disposal and lawmakers. Obviously.
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Lamonica mcgiver, a congressman from New Jersey, has now been
indicted on three federal charges, for which she could face
up to eighteen years in prison, in an altercation that
started not dissimilarly from this. You know, one of the
things I was looking for is whether or not Senator
Padea himself put his hands back on those who are
involved in that altercation with him. As Lamonica mcgiver is
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alleged to have done. And you can see from the
video you're showing right now somewhat that Senator Padilla is
pushing back or has his hands on the officer.
Speaker 3 (22:40):
I'm so excited right now. Well, look, the meltdown continues.
Speaker 5 (22:44):
Don't know yet what has going to come of this
and where Senator Padilla has been taken, but this is
a big escalation of what has been happening in California.
Senator Padia, as David was mentioning earlier, is a.
Speaker 3 (22:57):
Sun Here's what happened, and allow me to go ahead
and give it away in the most simple, honest terms,
humanly possible. What happened was, as we've discussed many times,
to be an elected Democrat at any level in this
country means you have to speak to the animals in
the streets. I'm talking about the savages, looting and burning.
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Those are your people, that's your base, and they want
to know that they can trust you. There's no ability
like relatability, after all. And so as elected Democrats, whether
you are a former street animal yourself or just have
to pretend to be one, you know you have to
do this performative nonsense to show the street animals that
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you're still their fearless leader, so they will still keep
voting for you and knocking on doors for you, and
donating to you, and hurting the people you want hurt.
You know, it's all a very evil subject or a
very very evil scenario. So because that's how you have
to do things. If you're an elected Democrat in the
year twenty twenty five, you need protection, protection from the
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law because you have to break the law on occasion
to perform for the street animals. The problem for people
like Padilla and mcgiver is they're used to operating in
a system under Joe Biden where the DOJ will give
them protection for acting like savages. But there's a new
sheriff in town now, and there's nothing Trump and Pam
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Bondi could do that would be better for this country
than to throw two Democrats in prison for a decade
for this kind of insanity, because that'll put a stop
to it really really quickly. Let's hope they don't. What's
out I guess we'll find out.
Speaker 2 (24:46):
Jesse Kelly Show on seven ten war.
Speaker 3 (25:00):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show. Final segment of the
Jesse Kelly Show on a Thursday U history lovers have
adored tonight's show. Everyone else turned it off a long
time ago. But we should probably play some sound of
the day.
Speaker 8 (25:14):
Shouldn't wait.
Speaker 3 (25:15):
Because I've been out of politics for a little while,
I was in my element. I was having a good time. JB. Pritzker,
I've told you I'm I'm worried about him being the
Democrat nominee. I could I could see him being the
Democrat nominee and given his money, him that he pretends
to represent the Midwest, and the fact that he's fat
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and relatable, I'm worried about it. My eyes are on it.
Brandon Gill, one of our good young reps, had a
chance to ask him about men and women's restrooms today.
This is the challenge. This is what we talked about
last night about how captured the Democrat Party is. That's
an obvious, that's a no brainer answer. If you're looking
at the population of the country, America's population doesn't want
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dudes in women's locker rooms. Even Democrats don't like half
of them, don't. Everyone else doesn't. But you know, if
you're a Democrat, if you want to be that nominee,
if you want to get elected as a Democrat, you
can't come out and say that. You understand you have
to play foot seat with the demons, so you try
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to threat a knave.
Speaker 6 (26:19):
Mister governor, do you think the biological men should be
able to use women's restrooms?
Speaker 1 (26:25):
I'm not sure how this has to do with imigration.
Speaker 6 (26:26):
It's just a yes or no question.
Speaker 9 (26:28):
Why are you very very I think men should be
using fact, I'm sorry, do you think men should be
allowed in women's restrooms?
Speaker 1 (26:37):
I'm not sure why this has come to.
Speaker 6 (26:39):
Be situated as a protest against President Trump. Everyone should
use the other gender's bathroom today. Have you ever used
the women's restroom?
Speaker 1 (26:49):
Not that I can recall, ever.
Speaker 6 (26:51):
So you wanted everybody else to do it, but you didn't.
Speaker 1 (26:55):
Sure, I'm not sure why we're on a topic that.
Speaker 6 (26:57):
I'm asking you what. You're advocating our men to use
women's restrooms, but you didn't do it.
Speaker 1 (27:02):
I do not advocate that, numb Well, actually you did.
Speaker 6 (27:05):
You said everyone should use the other gender's bathroom today.
Speaker 9 (27:08):
I can tell you that you are regretizing this in
a way that what we ought to be focusing on
is do you regret you're encouraging use women's restrooms and
the Congress to deal with immigration reform.
Speaker 6 (27:18):
Do you do you regret encouraging men to use women's restrooms?
Speaker 1 (27:22):
Again, you're taking us on topics that have.
Speaker 6 (27:24):
Did you ever consider that women don't want.
Speaker 3 (27:29):
Well, yeah, everyone should use the other gender's bathroom, you go, girl,
everybody should be trans Hey you said this, Well, wait
a minute, don't take it out of context. The constant
tightrope you have to walk if you're a Democrat, letting
the freaks know you're there guy, while also trying to
let the normies know you're not a freak. It's amazing
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to watch. It also was amazing to watch Elice Stephanick,
congresswoman Republican from New York, go ahead and kick her
campaign off by interrogating Kathy Hope.
Speaker 8 (28:02):
Do you know what crime he committed in addition to
being here legally?
Speaker 5 (28:05):
No, I do not.
Speaker 1 (28:06):
You do not.
Speaker 8 (28:07):
This was widely reported. He found a fifteen year old girl,
threatened her with a metal poll, told her to get
into the back seat of his car. He took her
clothes off, and he violently raped her in Albany, New York.
Do you know who Sebastian Zuppeita Khalil is.
Speaker 1 (28:23):
I'm sure you'll tell me.
Speaker 7 (28:24):
There's many cases, whether they're.
Speaker 8 (28:25):
These are high profile cases, New Yorkers know about them
and you don't. So let's talk about Sebastian Zuppita Khalil.
Do you know who that is?
Speaker 3 (28:33):
I don't have those specific details at my disposal.
Speaker 8 (28:36):
No, well, this is an illegal migrant in New York
because of your sanctuary state policies. Do you know what
crime he committed?
Speaker 1 (28:42):
I'm not familiar at this moment.
Speaker 8 (28:44):
I bet you're going to be familiar when I remind
you he found a sleeping woman on the subway, lit
her on fire, and burnt her alive. This is in
Kathy Hochels, New York.
Speaker 3 (28:57):
If Police Stephanick is going to destroy these dirty, old
and borders communists because she's running for governor, I actually
have no problem with that whatsoever. Good job at last,
good job, go get them. Sarah Jacobs tried to go
after Pete Haig Sath today. Here's how that went.
Speaker 10 (29:14):
If it were you would be keeping these women in instead.
You are the one injecting culture wars into the military,
and it's at the detriment of our military readiness and
national security. Now, General Kane, I'd like to turn to you.
Speaker 1 (29:28):
Should be clear, these are these are men who think
they're women.
Speaker 10 (29:31):
These are women. I'm happy to educate you on.
Speaker 7 (29:33):
Uh.
Speaker 9 (29:35):
What we've identified is that there's mental health issues.
Speaker 10 (29:37):
I'd like to believe system I'd like to turn to General
or detrimental to readiness.
Speaker 8 (29:41):
And that's the determination that we've made and that we
stand behind gender to forces and.
Speaker 3 (29:44):
So yeah, how in the world is the Democrat Party
going to recover when these are the people who represent
It's it's wild wild to watch it. Speaking of wild,
it must be exhaust thing to be a Democrat. I mean, look,
it's not like Republicans don't have their own problems, but
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you really, you really have to set aside all shame.
You have to set aside any sense of honor. This
is Stephen Lynch, he's a member of Congress, and I'll
just play it for him.
Speaker 4 (30:23):
I'm proud of my Democratic colleagues who are willing to
stand up to this thuggery. Trump is a wanna be
gangster and he's showing the world what he's about. And
I'm proud.
Speaker 6 (30:37):
You know, my.
Speaker 4 (30:37):
Dad should in second World war. He fought the Nazis
in Northern Africa, he fought the Nazis on the Italian peninsula.
And I think he's looking down right now when he's
happy that I'm fighting today's Nazis.
Speaker 1 (30:52):
He's proud of that.
Speaker 3 (30:55):
We all should be. You know, you roll your eye
and I roll my eyes. I think Jewish producer Chris's
eyes got stuck in the back of his head. He
just rolled them so hard. We all roll our eyes,
but always remember the beating heart of the modern Democrat
party is insane single women on antidepressants and the things
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that make you scoff and roll your eyes. Well, Nazi,
come on, she loves it. She eats it up. It
gives her miserable life, meaning it makes her think that
she has some sort of a value to society, that
she's fighting some sort of great evil. I know it's bonkers,
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Then Jesse Kelly Show, Final hour of The Jesse Kelly
Show on a fantastic Thursday. The week is almost over.
We're doing some history. I probably will get done with
this little tale, I would hope in the next segment
or two, cause you're just now joining us. We're talking
about history, Alexander the Great, the Siege of Tire. But
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Alexander's standing on the coast. He's standing in what was
Old Tire, but he tore all that down. Staring at
the island fortress of New Tire, he has to figure
out how to get there. He decides to build a causeway. Now,
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this is going to be important. Right off the coast,
it's fairly shallow at first. We're talking six feet deep.
It's not very deep. Most people, not Italians, can walk
into it and stick their head above water. What Chris.
He starts building a causeway by throwing the stones in there.
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And then look, he's doing other things, cutting down trees
and making that part of it. Now that part's a
little bit important, because where's he getting these trees. There
are trees in the countryside outside of Old Tire. He
starts to send troops, send people out there to chop
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down these trees, bring them back and help him build
the causeway. Okay, we'll come back to that in a moment,
because for the time being, the people in Tire are
feeling pretty confident. Alexander the Great is not the first army,
the first conqueror who showed up outside of their gates.
They're on an island fortress. They have done just fine.
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Every other time, and they think this time is going
to be the exact same. So they send their navy
out just to mock him. Never a good idea. They're
floating by. They're mocking him, But Alexander the Great doesn't stop.
In his causeway. Every single day is getting closer and closer.
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Now he has his troops building it. He has also
enslaved all the people in the surrounding areas. Remember this
is an empire he's conquering. He has enslaved these people,
and he's forcing them to build his causeway. It's getting
closer and closer and closer. Now, imagine I always, I
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always think about this. I always think about it when
I study any ancient siege. Think what it's like when
you're inside the city and there's an army outside of
your gates. Think for a moment, what the stakes are
in every ancient siege you read about, Because this is
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how it worked.
Speaker 4 (03:54):
You might win.
Speaker 3 (03:56):
Your walls are high, The defender can win a siege.
If you outlast them. They may starve, they may get diseased,
too many men may die. A million things could happen.
You might win, And if you win, you may wake
up one day and that army is gone and you
are free. So great, But what if you lose. This
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is the ancient world. There's no Instagram, there's no United Nations,
there's no Geneva Convention. In the ancient world. If you
lose a siege, what it means for virtually everyone is
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a living hell. To be honest, the lucky ones probably die.
What will it mean for the women, all of them
young and old. You can use your imagination, the children
too young and old, the political leaders of the city,
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the ones that defied it, they normally die, not quickly.
Everybody gets sold into slavery. And you have an idea.
I have an idea of what slavery is because we
can read books and things like that. But remember, slavery
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can mean some unbelievable things in the ancient world. It's
not that our version of slavery was this peachy, wonderful time, right.
It was horrible too, abuse, starvation, and the murder, you
name it. But look, I was just remember I told you,
I was just in New Orleans. There were laws in
Louisiana at the time. You can't just murder your slave,
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and you're not allowed to do that in the ancient world.
You can do whatever you want to your slaves. And
those are the stakes. As you wake up every day
entire and you're watching the causeway coming towards you, those
are the stakes, you know, those are the stakes. The
causeways being built. Tire starts to get a little bit
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nervous because this causeway they thought was going to fail
is not failing. They are building it. It is closer
every single day. So they send their navy out. Their
navy's essentially floating by with spears and arrows, pummeling the troops,
pummeling the builders. Alexander has to do something about this,
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so he builds gosh, I would have killed the have
seen the siege. He builds these two gigantic siege towers
and covers them in essentially raw animal skin, not dried
out animal skin. He puts them on the end of
the causeway and they sit there essentially like shields. The
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animal skin is so they can't be caught. They can't
catch fire because they're shooting flaming arrows at them. But
he also has ballist does he has artillery, ancient artillery
on top of the siege towers shooting at tires walls
as tires walls are shooting at him. This is how
insane this whole dikeon thing is. Well. Now, Tires starting
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to get more and more nervous, how nervous. Well, this
is the day. This day might be number one for
me as far as the question you've asked me a
thousand times. Go on a time machine and watch any
one historical battle or event. This exact moment may be it. Tire.
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They want to do something about the causeway. They load
up a ship or ships. I saw. I read ten
different versions. I can't figure out if there were five
ships or one ship. I don't know. They load up
a ship full of explosives, of flammable materials. They tie
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a rope, they tow it behind their navy, and they
tow it towards the causeway. As they're almost to the causeway,
they light it on fire and cut the rope and
turn away. This flaming apparently it was gigantic, this flaming.
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This flaming ship slams into the causeway and it immediately
erupts everything in fire. There is fire raining down from
the sails. The siege towers are going up in flames,
more smoke. Then Tires sends troops to the bridge to
destroy the construction equipment. They're killing everybody. A picture what
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this scene is like. In the middle of the water
on a causeway, a flaming ship coming to ram into
the causeway. It's just fringing beyond belief. And so now
Alexander has another problem on his hands. He can't get
closer without a navy, and he's having issues getting lumber.
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We'll tackle both those things next. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show on a Fantastic Thursday, completely deramling the show
on a Thursday to break off and do some history
about Alexander the Great and the Siege of Tire. If
you're now showing up, that's what you walked into, too bad,
So sad, don't pout about it. We'll get back to
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politics at some point in time. Now Tire has just
sent a flaming ship into the causeway. Alexander the Great
knows he's not going to be able to take this
impregnable city without a navy. That's one two. He needs
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more wood, more stone. This causeway is getting along. Remember
we're talking about two thirds of a mile here. He
needs more wood, his troops, his these people who are
going into the hills outside of Old Tire to get
the wood. They keep getting attacked by these tribes, all
kinds of tribal peoples around there who don't want to
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be conquered by Alexander the Great. Alexander the Great raises
a little force, a strikeforce, if you will, and because
he's Alexander the freaking Great, he leads it himself. He
doesn't send other people up there. He decides, well, we
got to make an example of some people. What kind
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of a general is Alexander the Great. Alexander the Great,
at one point sneaks up on a bunch of soldiers
who are apparently around a fire. They're camping out tribal
soldiers and personally daggers two of them, kills two of them.
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This dude is yeah, he hands on, if you will.
He's a hands on leader. He pacified the tribes, putting
it mildly. The wood. The wood continues to come, and
then Alexander takes off.
Speaker 5 (11:08):
He leaves.
Speaker 3 (11:08):
Where's he going? You got a siege going on? Well,
he needs a navy. Remember those cities he was conquering
on the way down to Tire. He goes back to
those cities and says, hey, the boss is here. I
need every ship you have available. And this is when, man,
you got to give the guy some credit. The King
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of Cyprus steps in Cypress. You know where Cypress is.
If you don't, it's fine, but it's over there. The
King of Cyprus wealthy man, he's a king, after all.
The King of Cyprus apparently has an eye for talent.
And if you're a betting person at this point and
you don't know how this all turns out, I don't
know that you're betting on Alexander the Great. He's currently
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invading the most powerful empire on the planet. I don't
know if you're betting on him. But the King of
Cypress is And again we're talking about the steaks. Let's
talk about the steaks for the King of Cyprus. What
happens if he steps into aid Alexander the Great and loses?
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You do know what the Persians did to people who
betrayed them, right, They weren't that nice. You have heard
of scaffism the boats? You know what that is maybe
the worst way to die I've ever heard of in
my life. They put you down, you're naked, They lay
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you down in a rowboat. On a swamp, not a
lovely ocean, not a lake. You were in a swamp.
Picture the bug situation. They lay you down naked in
a boat, face up. They then force your mouth open
and they force a mixture of milk and honey into
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your body. Maybe you're thinking to yourself, Wow, that doesn't
sound bad. Milk and honey probably tastes pretty good, And
I would agree with you, except you don't get bathroom breaks.
Your arms and legs are sticking out of the boat.
They then take another boat and they turn it upside
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down and put it on top of the one you're in.
You are tied to the shore with a rope so
they can bring you back when you want, And they
push you out into the swamp with your belly full
of milk and honey. Your intestines are going to do
what they do in the boat. People would stay alive
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for days. Unloading into the boat, you would die from scaffism,
essentially being eaten a live by worms and insects that
crawled inside of your body over a period of days.
Remember I said they tied the boat to a rope.
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I forgot to mention they kept bringing you back to
the shore to force feed you more to keep you alive.
That's what the King of Cypress is facing if he
bets wrong. Alexander the Great is out telling people, I
want your boats. The King of Cypress goes up to
him and says, hey, young man, I like what I see,
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so for, why don't you have my boats? Gives him
one hundred and twenty boats. On top of that, I
think he had already gotten one hundred himself. Now Alexander's
navy is larger than the navy of Tire, who he's
up against. He sails it back down to Tire and
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allegedly parades it in front of the city to let
them know. Remember that one advantage you had your navy
it's gone. Now I've got one, two and minds bigger
than yours. Yeah, the bridge starts again. The towers are
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firing arrows. There is death all over the place. But
if you're entire right now, you know you are in very,
very deep trouble. And you can just imagine what they
must be thinking when you're watching all these people coming
your way to kill you. You know what they're going
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to do in your city? What are they gonna do?
They're gonna burn it down. It is Jesse Kelly Joe
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back to the siege of Tire. Alexander has his boats.
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He has pacified the tribes that were causing problems with wood.
The causeway is getting closer and closer to the city,
and the city is now fighting as if Alexander the
Great is getting closer and closer to the city. It
is arrows, it is boulders. They are trying everything they
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can to stop this causeway from making the connection, and
they are fighting so hard and killing so many of
Alexander's men from these walls that at one point Alexander
the Great thinks about cutting the whole thing off, calling
the whole thing off, and just letting it go. That's
how costly and brutal this battle is, and that's how
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much Tire is fighting. So Alexander, with his brand new navy,
starts probing the walls. Remember I talked about what Democrats
are doing with the riots. It's just seeing how Donald
Trump will react probing. Alexander starts bouncing around the island
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to different parts of the island to see places that
are weaker than others, and he thinks he finds one,
and in fact he does find one. And so once
the causeway gets all the way there, Alexander has ships
by it. Now the people of Tire are chucking down stones.
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People are dying, people are drowning. Remember when you have
any equipment and a lot of people back then they
couldn't swim. You don't take swim lessons. Back then, a
lot of people couldn't even swim. Plus, even if you
can swim, when you've got sixty pounds of armor on,
you don't swim that well. No matter what, people are
dying everywhere, Alexander, if you think about the island like
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a circle, think about it like a clock. And let's
say the causeway is heading towards three o'clock. This is
very rough. By the way heading towards three o'clock, Alexander
finds a spot he likes right around five o'clock, and
Alexander takes a force there and they breach the walls.
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Now Tire is in serious trouble because they scramble their
troops as many as they can to go down and
fight Alexander. By the way, he's there personally again, of
course he is. Alexander's down there personally at five o'clock
leading troops through the walls. But now they're also breaching.
At three o'clock, getting through the walls. They have officially
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lost control of the walls. Now we reach the point
in Sieges that honestly I don't even enjoy. And this
is gosh, how many years ago, long time. The people
were retreating back to the center of the city. There
is heavy fighting in the city as they're trying to
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hold off Alexander's troops. But Alexander's troops are the best
in the world. Once they're inside your walls, you're not
going to stop them. They're cutting their way through the civilians,
through the soldiers, the city. Eventually, everybody they try to
hold at the center of the city, it collapses. Alexander
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takes the city. Alexander takes the city. And remember remember
what we talked about about the stakes. You know what
crucifixion is. Obviously everyone's heard of the Bible and the
cross and how Jesus died. You know, that you die
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over a period of days from suffocation. Right, it's not
the nails. It's not that you die because when you
hang on the cross in that way, it essentially compresses
your diaphragm and you can't breathe. And so the true
horror of it, I mean, God only knows who came
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up with this. There are all kinds of theories. You
have to use your legs. Remember, there's a nail either
in your foot or ankles. There were different ways it
was done, but there's a nail in there and it hurts.
You have to push up with your legs to provide
enough relief so you can breathe. Over a period of
day's sun exposure, thirst, your legs getting exhausted, the pain,
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the shock, you die. One of the worst ways, if
not the worst way to die ever. Alexander crucifies two
thousand people in the city of Tire, and the rest
of them slavery. The ones who got crucified may have
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been the lucky ones in the end, and the impregnable
city of Tire fell to Alexander the Great. That is
the story of the sea each attired. How about that?
Now back to politics, shall we The United States senator
got handcuffed today. Christy Noam DHS was giving a little
(21:12):
press conference and this idiot, Alex Padilla gets him self
arrested back behind my bat, all right, cool, late flat
lake flatt. Chuck Schumer is bad about it.
Speaker 6 (21:30):
It's a president.
Speaker 7 (21:30):
I just saw something that sickened my stomach, the man
handling of the United States senator. We need immediate answers
to what the hell went on?
Speaker 1 (21:41):
I yield to floor.
Speaker 3 (21:43):
MSNBC is bad about it.
Speaker 5 (21:44):
Obviously, we don't have full information about the altercation that
led him to be pushed out of the room by
personnel either from the Department of Homeland Security or the FBI,
but this is yet another escalation between the Department of
Homeland Security and those agents working at their disposal and lawmakers. Obviously.
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Lamonica mcgiver, a congressman from New Jersey, has now been
indicted on three federal charges, for which she could face
up to eighteen years in prison, in an altercation that
started not dissimilarly from this. You know, one of the
things I was looking for is whether or not Senator
Padea himself put his hands back on those who are
involved in that altercation with him. As Lamonica mcgiver is
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alleged to have done. And you can see from the
video you're showing right now somewhat that Senator Padilla is
pushing back or has his hands on the officer.
Speaker 3 (22:40):
I'm so excited right now. Well, look, the meltdown continues.
Speaker 5 (22:44):
Don't know yet what has going to come of this
and where Senator Padilla has been taken, but this is
a big escalation of what has been happening in California.
Senator Padia, as David was mentioning earlier, is a.
Speaker 3 (22:57):
Sun Here's what happened, and allow me to go ahead
and give it away in the most simple, honest terms,
humanly possible. What happened was, as we've discussed many times,
to be an elected Democrat at any level in this
country means you have to speak to the animals in
the streets. I'm talking about the savages, looting and burning.
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Those are your people, that's your base, and they want
to know that they can trust you. There's no ability
like relatability, after all. And so as elected Democrats, whether
you are a former street animal yourself or just have
to pretend to be one, you know you have to
do this performative nonsense to show the street animals that
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you're still their fearless leader, so they will still keep
voting for you and knocking on doors for you, and
donating to you, and hurting the people you want hurt.
You know, it's all a very evil subject or a
very very evil scenario. So because that's how you have
to do things. If you're an elected Democrat in the
year twenty twenty five, you need protection, protection from the
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law because you have to break the law on occasion
to perform for the street animals. The problem for people
like Padilla and mcgiver is they're used to operating in
a system under Joe Biden where the DOJ will give
them protection for acting like savages. But there's a new
sheriff in town now, and there's nothing Trump and Pam
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Bondi could do that would be better for this country
than to throw two Democrats in prison for a decade
for this kind of insanity, because that'll put a stop
to it really really quickly. Let's hope they don't. What's
out I guess we'll find out.
Speaker 2 (24:46):
Jesse Kelly Show on seven ten war.
Speaker 3 (25:00):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show. Final segment of the
Jesse Kelly Show on a Thursday U history lovers have
adored tonight's show. Everyone else turned it off a long
time ago. But we should probably play some sound of
the day.
Speaker 8 (25:14):
Shouldn't wait.
Speaker 3 (25:15):
Because I've been out of politics for a little while,
I was in my element. I was having a good time. JB. Pritzker,
I've told you I'm I'm worried about him being the
Democrat nominee. I could I could see him being the
Democrat nominee and given his money, him that he pretends
to represent the Midwest, and the fact that he's fat
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and relatable, I'm worried about it. My eyes are on it.
Brandon Gill, one of our good young reps, had a
chance to ask him about men and women's restrooms today.
This is the challenge. This is what we talked about
last night about how captured the Democrat Party is. That's
an obvious, that's a no brainer answer. If you're looking
at the population of the country, America's population doesn't want
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dudes in women's locker rooms. Even Democrats don't like half
of them, don't. Everyone else doesn't. But you know, if
you're a Democrat, if you want to be that nominee,
if you want to get elected as a Democrat, you
can't come out and say that. You understand you have
to play foot seat with the demons, so you try
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to threat a knave.
Speaker 6 (26:19):
Mister governor, do you think the biological men should be
able to use women's restrooms?
Speaker 1 (26:25):
I'm not sure how this has to do with imigration.
Speaker 6 (26:26):
It's just a yes or no question.
Speaker 9 (26:28):
Why are you very very I think men should be
using fact, I'm sorry, do you think men should be
allowed in women's restrooms?
Speaker 1 (26:37):
I'm not sure why this has come to.
Speaker 6 (26:39):
Be situated as a protest against President Trump. Everyone should
use the other gender's bathroom today. Have you ever used
the women's restroom?
Speaker 1 (26:49):
Not that I can recall, ever.
Speaker 6 (26:51):
So you wanted everybody else to do it, but you didn't.
Speaker 1 (26:55):
Sure, I'm not sure why we're on a topic that.
Speaker 6 (26:57):
I'm asking you what. You're advocating our men to use
women's restrooms, but you didn't do it.
Speaker 1 (27:02):
I do not advocate that, numb Well, actually you did.
Speaker 6 (27:05):
You said everyone should use the other gender's bathroom today.
Speaker 9 (27:08):
I can tell you that you are regretizing this in
a way that what we ought to be focusing on
is do you regret you're encouraging use women's restrooms and
the Congress to deal with immigration reform.
Speaker 6 (27:18):
Do you do you regret encouraging men to use women's restrooms?
Speaker 1 (27:22):
Again, you're taking us on topics that have.
Speaker 6 (27:24):
Did you ever consider that women don't want.
Speaker 3 (27:29):
Well, yeah, everyone should use the other gender's bathroom, you go, girl,
everybody should be trans Hey you said this, Well, wait
a minute, don't take it out of context. The constant
tightrope you have to walk if you're a Democrat, letting
the freaks know you're there guy, while also trying to
let the normies know you're not a freak. It's amazing
(27:53):
to watch. It also was amazing to watch Elice Stephanick,
congresswoman Republican from New York, go ahead and kick her
campaign off by interrogating Kathy Hope.
Speaker 8 (28:02):
Do you know what crime he committed in addition to
being here legally?
Speaker 5 (28:05):
No, I do not.
Speaker 1 (28:06):
You do not.
Speaker 8 (28:07):
This was widely reported. He found a fifteen year old girl,
threatened her with a metal poll, told her to get
into the back seat of his car. He took her
clothes off, and he violently raped her in Albany, New York.
Do you know who Sebastian Zuppeita Khalil is.
Speaker 1 (28:23):
I'm sure you'll tell me.
Speaker 7 (28:24):
There's many cases, whether they're.
Speaker 8 (28:25):
These are high profile cases, New Yorkers know about them
and you don't. So let's talk about Sebastian Zuppita Khalil.
Do you know who that is?
Speaker 3 (28:33):
I don't have those specific details at my disposal.
Speaker 8 (28:36):
No, well, this is an illegal migrant in New York
because of your sanctuary state policies. Do you know what
crime he committed?
Speaker 1 (28:42):
I'm not familiar at this moment.
Speaker 8 (28:44):
I bet you're going to be familiar when I remind
you he found a sleeping woman on the subway, lit
her on fire, and burnt her alive. This is in
Kathy Hochels, New York.
Speaker 3 (28:57):
If Police Stephanick is going to destroy these dirty, old
and borders communists because she's running for governor, I actually
have no problem with that whatsoever. Good job at last,
good job, go get them. Sarah Jacobs tried to go
after Pete Haig Sath today. Here's how that went.
Speaker 10 (29:14):
If it were you would be keeping these women in instead.
You are the one injecting culture wars into the military,
and it's at the detriment of our military readiness and
national security. Now, General Kane, I'd like to turn to you.
Speaker 1 (29:28):
Should be clear, these are these are men who think
they're women.
Speaker 10 (29:31):
These are women. I'm happy to educate you on.
Speaker 7 (29:33):
Uh.
Speaker 9 (29:35):
What we've identified is that there's mental health issues.
Speaker 10 (29:37):
I'd like to believe system I'd like to turn to General
or detrimental to readiness.
Speaker 8 (29:41):
And that's the determination that we've made and that we
stand behind gender to forces and.
Speaker 3 (29:44):
So yeah, how in the world is the Democrat Party
going to recover when these are the people who represent
It's it's wild wild to watch it. Speaking of wild,
it must be exhaust thing to be a Democrat. I mean, look,
it's not like Republicans don't have their own problems, but
(30:06):
you really, you really have to set aside all shame.
You have to set aside any sense of honor. This
is Stephen Lynch, he's a member of Congress, and I'll
just play it for him.
Speaker 4 (30:23):
I'm proud of my Democratic colleagues who are willing to
stand up to this thuggery. Trump is a wanna be
gangster and he's showing the world what he's about. And
I'm proud.
Speaker 6 (30:37):
You know, my.
Speaker 4 (30:37):
Dad should in second World war. He fought the Nazis
in Northern Africa, he fought the Nazis on the Italian peninsula.
And I think he's looking down right now when he's
happy that I'm fighting today's Nazis.
Speaker 1 (30:52):
He's proud of that.
Speaker 3 (30:55):
We all should be. You know, you roll your eye
and I roll my eyes. I think Jewish producer Chris's
eyes got stuck in the back of his head. He
just rolled them so hard. We all roll our eyes,
but always remember the beating heart of the modern Democrat
party is insane single women on antidepressants and the things
(31:19):
that make you scoff and roll your eyes. Well, Nazi,
come on, she loves it. She eats it up. It
gives her miserable life, meaning it makes her think that
she has some sort of a value to society, that
she's fighting some sort of great evil. I know it's bonkers,
(31:41):
but it is what it is. It says bonkers. Is
not given your dog any rough greens? I don't know
why you wouldn't do that. Why wouldn't you sprinkle rough
greens on your dog's food? Is it the money you're
you worried about spending the money on it? How much
did you pay the last time you had to go
to the vet? What that costs you? Vets are unbelievably expensive,
(32:03):
and we go to the vet way more than we
should because our dogs don't get nutrition. Always having gut problems.
He's having it. He never gets vitamins and minerals and probiotics.
He never gets anti antioxidants. Of course he has to
go to the vat all the time. Wouldn't you go
to the doctor more if you only ate fast food?
(32:23):
Rough Greens is an all natural nutritional supplement. Sprinkle it
on your dog's food. Watch your dog come alive and
stay alive and stay away from the vet. Doesn't cost
you money, it saves your money. Free jumpstart trio bag
at eight three three three three my dog, or go
(32:45):
to Roughgreens dot com slash Jesse and.
Speaker 7 (32:49):
Now here's a headline.
Speaker 1 (32:50):
But you know that, you know the thing headlines we
didn't get to you.
Speaker 3 (32:57):
Israel reportedly gears up to bomb Iran and now oh,
it's doing the repeat thing. Oh sweet. Trump calls on
Israel not to strike Iran before talks. It's definitely bubbling
in the Middle East over there. We'll see if it
bubbles all the way over exclusive from The Daily Signal.
Democrats push false narrative on AIDS program. State Department says
(33:21):
somebody better tell Mayor Pete Ron DeSantis says Floridians have
a right to hit protesters with cars. I don't care
about real estate prices. I'm gonna have to move to
Florida at some point in time. Trump says he may
raise US auto tariffs in the not so distant future.
I don't know. I can't keep track of what's happening
with all the tariffs.
Speaker 1 (33:41):
Either way.
Speaker 3 (33:42):
I know tomorrow's ask doctor Jesse Friday, and we'll have
ourselves a real good time. That's all.
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