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April 16, 2025 19 mins
A Quick Stop At Johnny's House: Do you go out during the week? How often? We hear some true stories from the listeners that you won't believe! 
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It is sixty eight right now. All right, technically we
call this a school night, or if you're working, it's
a work night. And I want to find out how
many people can or do hang out during a school
night or work night. I tried not to, but when
I was your ages, I did. I mean, when I
was your ages, I had three. The only way we
made money here is we had to do club events.

(00:21):
So I was out probably three nights a week.

Speaker 2 (00:23):
I know.

Speaker 1 (00:23):
It was Tuesday night, Wednesday night, Friday night, Saturday night
doing club again, and then come in and going to
work every week. Oh yeah, that's the only way you
made some extra cash. You had to and they paid
you cash too. There was no waight to pay day.
You go up there and knock on it. They had
a big office. I never what was it clubed JJ whistle?

(00:44):
Oh yeah. At the end of the night, you had
to go upstairs and you go in this room, and
at the end of the night, everybody brings that money
in and I never get I'm sitting in this room
and that's just stacks and stacks and stacks and stacks
of cash, and I'm just waiting for him to break
me off. Two hundred dollars. Yeah, and you just have
to wait. You wait, club close it two is three
to twenty and he finally comes in. Oh, I'm sorry

(01:04):
to know you. Wait, man, I'm here waiting every damn week.
He just picks one of those stacks and go, yeah,
come on, man, don't be extra good thing. I had
no thievery in me. I would to clean that out.
But right now it's rare. It has to be. Last
week they were taking the TV show and I was
out till ten thirty, and I hated that. But now
at this point in my career, it got to be

(01:25):
some really, really big I'll be out a little late
tonight because I'm hosting something for the Rosen Center, but
other than that, I right, this is a man you've always.

Speaker 3 (01:35):
I haven't seen them since high school, and so they
were one of my favorite groups. Last time I saw them,
I want to say, it was Warped Tour. That was
over ten years ago. Yeah, and so when I saw
that they were coming around, which is funny because now
they're a part of this year is of Rockville lineup and.

Speaker 4 (01:49):
Warped to our lineup.

Speaker 2 (01:50):
So you'll see them twice.

Speaker 4 (01:51):
I'm gonna se him three times this year.

Speaker 3 (01:52):
Oh my good go from not seeing him for a
decade seeing them three times this year. So but yeah,
as soon as they announced that, I'm like, god, I
had to Tuesday, and but I was it's so worth it.
It was so worth it. I didn't get home until
one thirty.

Speaker 5 (02:05):
Oh it, slept for two hours.

Speaker 1 (02:08):
I couldn't enjoy it because in the back of my mind,
anytime I looked at my phone, leave now, and it
starts starting doing the sleep math.

Speaker 6 (02:15):
See when I do it, there's a certain time where
I'm like, all right, I'm in, I don't care, like whatever.

Speaker 3 (02:20):
Yeah, And then I was like I saw that I
had the set list on my phone, and so I
was like, dang it, I have to see that last song,
like I oh yeah.

Speaker 4 (02:28):
So but I mean when I first was going through
my divorce, I.

Speaker 1 (02:31):
Was, oh, it was we Brian and I had conversations
about you. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (02:36):
I was like, you guys should have had an intervention.

Speaker 1 (02:38):
You know that one morning. I won't even say to
school it was bad.

Speaker 2 (02:40):
Yeah. I like to let you work through your problems.

Speaker 4 (02:45):
I worked through them.

Speaker 6 (02:47):
That was one break you would like to bron We'll
get you out doing a week it's gotta be uh, well,
that's a lot. I was gonna say it's gotta be
worth it, but that's not even true. Sometimes it's just
because Sundays starts to go really well, and because I
usually do it on Sunday and Monday, my friends don't
have to get up early, and Sunday is going really well,
and I'm like, man, it's nice. And now it's six

(03:08):
o'clock and I'm like, well, am I as welled to
stay out? And then all I know next thime it
was ten o'clock and I'm like, well, I guess tomorrow
is gonna be rough. I generally don't tell you guys,
because I don't need y'all looking at me sideways. I
know what I got to do, So generally speaking, I
don't tell you guys when I decided to do it,
unless it's like a concert or something, then you know so.
And I don't think anyone notices other than I'm just tired.

(03:29):
But I figure I can get through four hours no problem.
So now, if like we last think last time I did,
I think is because Chris kor Patrick was in town
doing a show. We all went and then afterwards it's
ten thirty and we're hanging out. I'm like, well, I'm
not going to be the one to go. Gotta go
home because everybody's having fun. So then I stay out
till like one, and then get here at three.

Speaker 1 (03:49):
That very night when they said good night, I left,
I said, I can't do it.

Speaker 6 (03:54):
Yeah it so I'll do it. I do it way
more than you guys know. I just it's got to
be because I don't want to ruin the party for
my friends.

Speaker 2 (04:02):
Yeah, or really cool things happening.

Speaker 1 (04:04):
Yeah, normally around a party like that, around ten thirty,
I'm going to the bathroom.

Speaker 5 (04:09):
And I am not coming back. Yeah, I'm not, uh nurice,
I mean I'm already outside. Yeah, oh my gosh. For me,
I would say, like the patio that was always hard.

Speaker 1 (04:20):
Let's get the last night so you're a home chilling.
Any your friends call them, Let's go salsa dancing?

Speaker 5 (04:24):
Yeah, is it the Robinson They do that every Tuesday night,
and like it pops off at ten because everyone's doing
like salta classes and then they go there.

Speaker 2 (04:31):
Yea.

Speaker 5 (04:31):
So I was like, I did take a nap, It
did have a good day. I was productive, I got
a lot done. I mean, let's just step outside for
an hour, and then I had a little bit too
much fun.

Speaker 4 (04:40):
I'm not lying.

Speaker 5 (04:41):
My knees a little really tweaking a little bit. I'm
limping today.

Speaker 2 (04:45):
I get it.

Speaker 1 (04:45):
Man, You're just like, okay, you have such a great time,
but then when reality hit you're like, oh yeah, I
mean back in the day, I used to have one
hand on the wall and the shower just hit me
in the face and just like, yes, we get me,
just get me.

Speaker 2 (04:58):
I used to just sleep here. Yeah, I've contemplated that before. Yeah, yeah,
I've slept here before too.

Speaker 1 (05:03):
But see now I really can't because there's a child involved, right,
changes everything.

Speaker 5 (05:07):
Yeah, I can't. I can't leave him yep, home by him,
not gonna lie. I think about that every time when
I go home. I was like, I ain't got no kids. Yeah,
I'm just like right now.

Speaker 1 (05:15):
Rais used to be a free spirit like that. I
used to racially. I slept five hours. Yeah I did, brod.

Speaker 2 (05:22):
I wouldok at him, laughing that. You know it's gonna
change one day.

Speaker 7 (05:25):
Now.

Speaker 1 (05:25):
Look at you, Look at you. I want to find
out what keeps you out of what will get you out.
During the week, I also want to talk to you
if you're one of those, if you're up this morning,
that you go out at least three or four nights
a week. Because when I was hitting the down, when
I was doing these club scene, you see the same person.
I'm like, I know what I do for a living?
What do you do for a living? Because I'm here
three nights a week. You're here three nights a week
and you have a job. What is it that you do?

(05:47):
Because it's like, I can't miss the club. After a
while I'm doing the club life, You're like, you know
what last night is gonna be like last week, like
the week before that. But you had that fear that
that one night you miss it.

Speaker 2 (05:57):
They go, oh it was crazy last night.

Speaker 6 (06:00):
Sometimes you're having a good time. You don't want to
get off the ride. Yeah, yeah, I get off the ride.
I mean before I worked here, when I worked at
like best Buy, we used to go get home at
four am and get to work at five thirty eight.

Speaker 1 (06:11):
Now fun, Oh that was a regular basis. Yes, that
was fun. Yeah that was and then taking that and
do what do it again?

Speaker 2 (06:17):
Yes, sir? And do it again? All right?

Speaker 1 (06:20):
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You got a pair of ticket See Big Time Rush Sunday,
July thirteen at the Mid Florida Credit Union Amphitheater. I
want to find out what is it that keeps you
out late during the week or if you want of
those that even right now you go out at least
three or four times a week.

Speaker 2 (06:39):
I definitely want to talk to you, because why you
up four.

Speaker 1 (06:42):
O seven now one nine one O six seven eight
seven seven now one nine one O six seven. Big
Time Rush is coming. We're gonna give you tickets. We
gotta hear you hanging out on John Day. It is
six fifty four on the day, was gonna be eighty
one sixty eight right now and a lot of sunshine.
Two people on the show decide to hang out last night.
Hey you know what you only live one yetta. Oh yeah,
so hanging out and I want to find out what

(07:04):
is it that makes you hang out during the week
or on a school night. I got a pair of
Take a see Big Time Rush Sunday, July thirteenth, Mid
Florida Credit Union Ampa Theater, for Myrtle Beach Airing.

Speaker 2 (07:15):
Good morning, Johnny.

Speaker 8 (07:17):
What's up y'all?

Speaker 2 (07:18):
Good morning you calling this from Myrtle Beach, South Carolina.

Speaker 8 (07:21):
Yes, sir, so, I gotta say. The only thing that
will make me go out on the week night now
is a good heavy metal show. I've got one coming
up in June, right before my birthday. I'm supposed to
go see eistein Hills with funeral Portraits and the World Alive.
So the last time I did a weeknight metal show,
I hurt the three days because I was stupid enough
to crowdsurfing. Oh oh, icy Hot was my best friend

(07:48):
at that time.

Speaker 2 (07:49):
See, and what night of the week is that on eron?

Speaker 8 (07:52):
I believe it's a Wednesday.

Speaker 1 (07:54):
See, I couldn't do that. Metal shows bring too much energy.
It would take me at least two to three hours
to wind down.

Speaker 4 (08:00):
Yeah, my ears are so ringing from last night.

Speaker 8 (08:03):
I'm gonna know what the country coffice or rap coffers
during the week, But if I'm going to a metal show,
I've got a freaking moss and like, I'm not just
gonna stand there idly in the.

Speaker 7 (08:14):
Be boring.

Speaker 1 (08:16):
Hey, if you know what, if you're don't do it.
Let's get the best out of it. I know I'm
gona be hurting, but let's just do this. I got you.

Speaker 8 (08:21):
Oh yeah, thanks, You'll have a good one.

Speaker 2 (08:23):
You too.

Speaker 4 (08:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (08:24):
They started a mash last night and I got an
elbow right in the back and I was like, oe, girl,
not today.

Speaker 1 (08:29):
Not today. Leah from Orlando, good morning, Good morning journey.
I tell us what keeps you up doing a week?
Keeps you out?

Speaker 2 (08:38):
Well, I have three jobs right now.

Speaker 9 (08:40):
I'm a full time boss at a restaurant.

Speaker 10 (08:42):
I'm a full time mom, and now, when my husband
lost his car, I'm a full time driver. Oh and
I have to drive an hour from my job to him,
to drive all away for an hour for him.

Speaker 11 (08:52):
I don't get home till maybe twelve o'clock.

Speaker 10 (08:56):
And then, in order to have some peace and quiet,
I go out till five o'clock in the morning just
to relax.

Speaker 2 (09:02):
You go out, You go out where.

Speaker 10 (09:06):
I go drinking? I go dance with the girls.

Speaker 1 (09:11):
Oh you you full time mom, full time job, and
you drive an hour to get your husband work. After
you get him tucked into bed, you go out drinking. Yep?

Speaker 2 (09:20):
How many nice week? How many nice a week, about four.

Speaker 4 (09:24):
Or five.

Speaker 9 (09:27):
Six, running on four and a half. Things are coffee
a day?

Speaker 7 (09:33):
Maybe four?

Speaker 10 (09:33):
Aren't energy?

Speaker 2 (09:34):
Just curious. I'm just curious. How old are you I
am now twenty nine?

Speaker 1 (09:39):
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Speaker 2 (09:47):
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Speaker 6 (09:48):
They said Taco Tuesday turned into Wago Wednesday. They got
home at five am this morning, showered and they're headed
to work right now.

Speaker 2 (09:55):
Yeah for you, good night last that's a good night.

Speaker 1 (09:59):
And it that's a full time mom, got a full
time job and full time driving. It goes out drinking
three nights a week. Congratulations, lead you are when I
got a pay of tickets set big time?

Speaker 4 (10:08):
Rust is you're wrong? Sixty nine sixty nine not.

Speaker 2 (10:11):
Quite there yet? All right?

Speaker 1 (10:12):
Six thirty eight, thirty eight. It's time with true stories
that happened to me. Gonna give somebody a pair of
takency posting alone with Jelly Roll, Tuesday, June tenth, Camping
World Stadium. All right, let's get our first call in
from Orlando Lewis Lewis.

Speaker 2 (10:25):
Good morning, good morning. How you guys doing good? Good?
How you doing?

Speaker 7 (10:28):
Man?

Speaker 2 (10:28):
True story, I'm good.

Speaker 9 (10:30):
So this is during Hurricane Charlie.

Speaker 8 (10:32):
Our area got.

Speaker 7 (10:33):
Evacuated and my uncle used always got a card points
to get a bunch of a family member's room.

Speaker 2 (10:38):
Okay.

Speaker 9 (10:38):
So I was at a fancy hotel.

Speaker 7 (10:41):
I had to Valley Park.

Speaker 2 (10:42):
Okay.

Speaker 9 (10:43):
So I remember taking five hundred dollars. I had five
hundred singles.

Speaker 7 (10:47):
Five singles, and five hundred dollars bills in one pocket.
So want our Valley Park to leave to go check
on the house after the hurricane. Gave him five dollars,
went on my way, and when I got to my house,
I said, okay, I need some gas. I went to
check I gave him five one hundred dollars bills instead
of five singles.

Speaker 1 (11:03):
No, no, no, no, that's not possible. Five hundred, five hundred
dollars singles is a stack a bill, five.

Speaker 9 (11:11):
Five singles, and then five one hundred dollars.

Speaker 6 (11:13):
He thought he gave him five singles, but he gave
him five one hundreds.

Speaker 1 (11:17):
Oh I got you, I got you, I got you. Okay,
I got you. Ooh did you go back and try
to get it.

Speaker 7 (11:23):
I did.

Speaker 2 (11:24):
He was gone, of course, he said, I'm taking the
day off his year.

Speaker 6 (11:29):
Oh will you tell your boys, hey, this guy is
probably gonna come back them out?

Speaker 2 (11:33):
Did you?

Speaker 1 (11:33):
Did you close your eyes and try to reset time? Like, Okay,
I'm gonna close my eyes and I'm gonna open it up.
It's gonna be fifteen seconds before I go into my pocket.

Speaker 2 (11:41):
Wow. Yeah that hurts.

Speaker 9 (11:43):
And I was doing okay, left pocket, one hundred right
pocket singles and I did it.

Speaker 1 (11:48):
Yeah, yeah, I can understand that one. All right, you
hold on a second. I thought he had a stack
of one hundred one dollar bills. I'm like, when you
go to a strip club, what were you going to
play from a Popkajalisa, Good morning?

Speaker 2 (12:01):
Hello, what are you doing?

Speaker 12 (12:05):
Hi?

Speaker 1 (12:06):
Sorry cut out?

Speaker 11 (12:10):
No, no sorry.

Speaker 12 (12:12):
So my name is Melissa, and I'm.

Speaker 9 (12:14):
From Phoenix, and in Phoenix we do.

Speaker 12 (12:18):
A lot of Hello, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry,
my signal is breaking up. But so I'm from Phoenix
and we do a lot of spring training baseball teams there,
and so I would go with my mom, and so
one day we went and Will Ferrell was filming for
a movie where he was being a baseball player. I

(12:39):
don't know the exact name of the movie, but so
we got to watch him film that. Well, we my
mom was like, okay, let's go get drinks. So we
go and we're walking around the stadium and my mom
sees Will Ferrell. Well she both running and mind you, like,
my mom's a five to Mexican woman, Like she's not,

(13:02):
you know, big by any means okay, she both running
after him and chases him down and pretty much gets
all over his face. I kind of missed the initial
interaction because she just had her phone out and was
trying to take a picture of him. He was nice, yes,
but eventually his like people pulled her aside and they

(13:26):
were like, we need your name. Like they took down
all her information, so I don't know they put her
like on a watch list, but yeah, it was crazy
and I still have the picture of Will Ferrell's face
and he's in a baseball uniform and everything.

Speaker 6 (13:43):
Was So he did a documentary where he did he
played for ten one day. I remember it was all
over Sports Center and it was a benefit for cancer charity,
so HBO covered it. They probably took all the information
in case they used it in like one of the
outtakes or something.

Speaker 2 (13:58):
Wow. Yeah, not Now was your mom married?

Speaker 12 (14:03):
No, yes, she was with my stepdad at the time.

Speaker 1 (14:06):
Yeah, because your mom's out there chasing them ball players
even better Will Ferrell.

Speaker 12 (14:12):
Yeah no, but she when she's on a mission to
do something, she does it. I have so many stories
of her.

Speaker 2 (14:17):
Wow, and how were you at the time.

Speaker 12 (14:21):
I was seventeen and.

Speaker 2 (14:22):
Your mom said, let's get some drinks.

Speaker 1 (14:25):
Yeah, that's okay, it native driver, that's okay, that's okay,
all right. If you can beat those two stories four
oh seven now one nine one o six seven eight
seven seven now one nine one those six seven true
stories that happened to me? Round two is next on
Johnny's first round. We got a guy who uh tipped
Valley five hundred dollars when he thought he gave five ones.

(14:45):
You have a mother that chased real will fail around
at an event until Secret Service came and told her
what's your name?

Speaker 7 (14:51):
Man?

Speaker 2 (14:51):
To get their information.

Speaker 1 (14:52):
We gotta find out if you can beat those stories
from when the guard and Elizabeth good morning, all right.

Speaker 2 (14:58):
True story happened to me doing good.

Speaker 13 (15:02):
So in a nutshell, I woke up during surgery so
years ago, I was having a breast reduction and while
I was under, I just opened my eyes and I
heard she's waking up, she's waking up, she's waking up.
And then I was I saw the doctors around me,
and then they put me back under.

Speaker 6 (15:25):
Wow, did you feel anything or it was just you
could see what was going on.

Speaker 13 (15:31):
I don't think there was enough time for my brain
to register what was going on exactly, and it's just
my eyes popped open and I was like, oh, hey,
we're done, And of course I couldn't say anything, but
I was My thought process was oh, good, this is over.
And then it was like, no, no, no, she's awake.

Speaker 1 (15:51):
So you heard that. You heard you heard that, you
heard the panic in their voices.

Speaker 13 (15:55):
Yeahs waking up, she's waking up, she's awake.

Speaker 7 (15:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (15:57):
Wow, scary man.

Speaker 1 (16:01):
Yeah, that is what you're a commercial rate. That happened,
wake up, wake up, doing surgery?

Speaker 2 (16:07):
Yeah? Right? So did everything turn out okay?

Speaker 7 (16:10):
Yeah?

Speaker 14 (16:11):
I mean once I woke up, woke.

Speaker 2 (16:13):
Up, did you say, hey, what the hell y'all woke
me up early?

Speaker 12 (16:15):
For no?

Speaker 14 (16:18):
Because like when I woke up, I was in so
much pain. Yeah, Like I didn't thought about it, like
after when I got home, I was like, some bitch,
I woke up.

Speaker 2 (16:28):
Some bitch.

Speaker 6 (16:29):
A couple of days later, I want to send an
email or something like, look, I'm good, but I need
to know why I woke up early.

Speaker 2 (16:34):
You can tell those But they word one.

Speaker 9 (16:37):
Sentence with my eyes and I was like, oh, hey,
how y'all doing?

Speaker 14 (16:41):
Like, hey, we're done.

Speaker 13 (16:42):
I was waking up, she's waking up.

Speaker 14 (16:43):
And then I was I must have lied like a
flash of panic, like what am I supposedly doing?

Speaker 12 (16:48):
Wow?

Speaker 1 (16:49):
That would be a nightma, because I'm sure they all
looked at the anesthesis.

Speaker 2 (16:53):
Yeah, like hey, the one who's the highest pain in
the room of anologist? Uh player, look at her. He's
winking as up right, you're gonna get me a discount.
I'd be an ANESTHESI nothing happened here, you're still sleep.

Speaker 1 (17:10):
Uh jin from Orlando. Last one true story happened to me.

Speaker 7 (17:15):
Hi.

Speaker 11 (17:15):
Okay, So when I was little, my uncle was in
the Air Force and he actually was one of the
pilots that flew Air Force One for Ronald Reagan. So
I was like two and my uncle had gotten like
a private tour of Air Force one for like my family,
and my mom was potty training me. So I guess
we were on the tour. I don't remember this, but
my family tells the story all the time. We were

(17:36):
on the tour, and I guess I had to go
to the bathroom.

Speaker 14 (17:38):
So my mom tries to take.

Speaker 11 (17:39):
Me into the bathroom and Air Force one closed the door,
which is like a huge no no, and the Secret
Service like busted in and grabbed her and grabbed me,
and she was just like, I'm just trying to potty
train my kid, and yeah, so then they had a
like you know.

Speaker 7 (17:52):
That's it.

Speaker 1 (17:53):
At that point, I was just gonna let it go, baby,
show my line. Okay, all right, it is it's time
to vote. Okay, we have Lewis who tipped the valley
driver five hundred dollars instead of five dollars. You have
Lisa who mom went to a spring training game, saw
real Pharaoh chased him around till the event people came

(18:14):
and shut it down. That's number two. Number three is
Elizabeth woke up doing surgery. And then you have gen
number four who went to the bathroom inside of Air
Force one, and Maddie. You two can vote on account
of three show some fingers one, two, three, Wow they
beat us. Okay, all right, Julsa, congratulations, you're the winner.

(18:41):
Thank you, Oh my god, thank the ladies because I.

Speaker 2 (18:44):
Ain't vote for you. Yeah, I appreciate. I mean, how
many people wake up during surgery?

Speaker 12 (18:51):
Really?

Speaker 4 (18:52):
I mean, I bet you there are some.

Speaker 2 (18:54):
You know what, I've never been there. Could be yeah,
could be.

Speaker 1 (18:57):
All right, Well, listen, you got yourself pair of ticket
see Home Alone with Jelly Roll Tuesday, June tenth, Caperworld Stadium.

Speaker 2 (19:03):
Okay, okay, thank you so much.

Speaker 8 (19:06):
I love you guys.

Speaker 2 (19:07):
Hey, we love you too. You hold on so we
get that information.
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