April 22, 2025 • 18 mins
For A Quick Stop At Johnny's House.... What lies or hacks do you tell your kids? What lies were told to you!? The Pope was once a bouncer! What job did you have that was surprising?
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Girl, She's like, you know that when you lie, your
nose brightens up. So now the baby girl, whenever she's lying,
she covers her nose. Now, hen saying a great parent hack,
basically saying, I don't.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Call those hacks. Don't call them lies lies. Your parents
used to tell you, you mean white lives they were
that's racist. Oh my gosh, oh my goodness. Now growing
up in the South. But I say, the other time,
you you are, you raise your you lot of your kids.
That's what you did, you know I got, I can
go on. I just got a small list. Yeah, that
(00:34):
my parents used to lie about. And I thought this
one for years that if you go outside with your
haird wet, you'll catch a cold, you're sick. Not true,
not as true. This is one that my dad told me.
Uh he told me, son, if you mess around with
older women, you get worms. Oh though, what he wants
you to do, they want to put that fear in you,
So you just don't go there, right, Yeah, you know,
(00:57):
so there's no basis behind them.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
I'm sorry, I'm surprisident.
Speaker 4 (01:00):
Crabs, No, he said, he just wanted he just you know,
because then you gotta explain crabs you don't want to
do that.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
Everybody knows what worms are exactly, exactly, young man, I
know worms crab like another one. If you fish on Sunday,
you catch the devil. So you can never fish on Sunday.
You can never ever fish on Sunday.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
From the south.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
Yes, when I moved here, somebody say I'm going fishing someday.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
Like what does that mean? Like you just should have
worked on the lord's days. You should go fishing? Should
you should? You shouldn't go fish? And enough?
Speaker 2 (01:37):
What is this one? I forgot my own writing. Oh,
don't ever buy woman's shoes because she used those shoes
to walk out your life.
Speaker 4 (01:48):
Sometimes you should buy them faster and make sure they're
track shoes so run.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
I can go on and on, but I don't want
to take up the time. I'm just telling you parents,
the ladies things on you. Man. Kissing boys can get
you pregnant. I heard all of this, boy first Base
could get your pregnant. Even roll around on your jeans
carus you know, of course, you know, of course, right?
What does somes you even tell your kids?
Speaker 5 (02:13):
I mean, I don't really lie, I do say I know. Okay,
So they were biting their nails a lot. And I
did tell them that they would get worms, and the
doctor even told them that that they could get worms.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
I think so it depends on where to put.
Speaker 5 (02:28):
Yeah, okay, like in like worms in your intestine.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
True to bubble gum stays in your testine for five
seven years is what they say.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
I don't think that's true. I don't let me put
that on the list. I don't think that's true.
Speaker 4 (02:41):
Yeah, but don't swallow gum and stays in your body
for seven years.
Speaker 5 (02:45):
I mean sometimes I tell them that the playground is
closed or under construction.
Speaker 4 (02:49):
See, that was my go to when my son things
are closed until he discovered the internet. As soon as
he figured out the internet, and I would tell him
something's closed. He come back in about three minutes and
say it ain't shut up.
Speaker 5 (03:02):
Damn that all the time. And I was like, always
under construction. And then we went back like two days
later and they're like, man, they finished that construction quickly.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
Yeah, after a while, they can thinking to a certain point.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
When you said that, they give you that that side,
I like, yeah, I don't know about that, mom, brow
what you got something? Well?
Speaker 4 (03:18):
I mean I used to do that it's close thing
to myself all the time, and then again until the
internet came around, it worked.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
My mom used to do that, if you make that face,
it get stuck like.
Speaker 4 (03:27):
Yeah, but it never got stuck that way.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
You know.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
My mom used to make the face you want your
face stuck like this all the time you church like this.
Speaker 4 (03:37):
It was always if they smack it in the back
of the head while you're making it, it's stuck that way,
stuck that way.
Speaker 3 (03:41):
That's when they used to tell me all the time. Nice.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
When I was growing up, my mom she was a
pre k teacher, and I remember there was this young
little girl who had like an outy belly button you
can see it a little bit. And then I asked
my mom. I was like, why is her belly button
like that? And she goes because she yells a lot,
She's like, yeah, stop screaming.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
It's like, oh my god, all that's funny. I was
like five or six. I don't know. I know, parents
tell you those things. You're not thinking that. You don't
know that you leave going why about it? Not yell yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
I don't want my belly button to go like that.
I want to find out what are those, as he says, hacks.
I call them lies that your parents told you or
you told you're telling your kids right now. Got a
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Speaker 3 (04:42):
Then several ways to get in.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
What are those lies or life hacks your parents used
to tell you or you tell your kids right now?
Sharing with us on Johnny s How about those hacks?
Or I call them lies that your parents told you
to try to get you to behave And one of
you was gonna hook you up with some tickets to
see A Halsey at the Mid fl or A Credit
Union Amphitheater, and that's coming up on Saturday the twenty eighth.
(05:04):
Let's talk to em Ron in Orlando em Ron, Good.
Speaker 6 (05:07):
Morning, Good morning, Johnny's house.
Speaker 3 (05:10):
What's up? What's up? You out a way today? I
love to hear that. Yeah.
Speaker 7 (05:13):
Yeah, taking the kids to school, the boys always listening
to you guys every morning.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
Well tell the boys, we said, what's up?
Speaker 8 (05:19):
It's up?
Speaker 3 (05:23):
So what's the hack on the lot that you were told?
Or you tell?
Speaker 7 (05:26):
When I was a kid, my mom always told us
if we eat the fruit on the the seed, the
plants will start growing some inside out.
Speaker 3 (05:33):
I heard that. One definitely heard that. One man.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
You hold on one second, let's go over to Lake
Mary and talk to Margaret.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
Good morning, Good morning, all right, everybody, everybody, everybody's good today?
All right? So what it was the was the hack
of all you were told?
Speaker 6 (05:51):
Well, I used to tell I have three daughters, they're
two years apart, and they would ask me to do
something on a Sunday or whatever, and I would say, oh,
I'm sorry, it's in the parent book.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
We can't.
Speaker 6 (06:04):
I would even refer to a page and I really
not to your tent page twenty street. And they were
about the oldest. One was about at when she said, Mom,
you know, we know there's no book and so but
they're all moms now. And about a month ago, my
(06:24):
grandson wanted to do something on a Sunday and I
was there and she says, yeah, it's in the book right,
not on Sunday.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
Ah, you hold on Saint Cloud Crystal, Good morning, Good morning,
Ahi Crystal.
Speaker 3 (06:39):
What was one of them hacks? A live your Paris tell?
Speaker 9 (06:42):
So I used to tell my kids when they were
a little I have a son and daughter two years apart,
and they would like bicker with each other or something.
So I would say if they were lying, it was
similar to the story earlier with the nose, except they
said they would get live bumps on their tongues. So
if they were arguing with each other and they come
to me with like two different stories, I'd be like, Okay,
stick your tongue out. The one that didn't want to
(07:02):
stick their tongue out was the one that was lined.
Speaker 3 (07:06):
Live bumps on the tongue, all right, and be what
they're saying over there.
Speaker 4 (07:09):
I XL mobile powered by Attorney Dan Newlan and a
wrec need to check it. So no brainner called Attorney
Dan newl and someone said they used the black line
on the tongue. If you lied Okay, they were a
black line, which that way nobody would want to lie.
And then someone said, my grandma told me if I
drink coffee, I get freckles. So they would never drink
coffee as kids. They didn't want to get freckles.
Speaker 3 (07:28):
That's a new one. And the read what he's saying
on the last year we.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
Got Jordan, she says, my mom used to say the
car won't start until everyone has their seatbelt on.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
Oh yeah, that's a good one. Yeah, they made that
up from Lake Mary. Margaret said it's in the parents' book.
Gonna give you a pair of taken seat Halsey On
May twenty fourth in Tampa, ray what's going on?
Speaker 3 (07:44):
The oscar is now?
Speaker 2 (07:45):
And partly Sonny Today. So the Pope unfortunately has passed
and a lot of people doing research on his life,
and they found out that he was a bouncer.
Speaker 3 (07:54):
Yeah in Argentina.
Speaker 4 (07:55):
I don't know a lot about religion, so I mean
I like to read up on stuff to try to
figure the fou So I was reading about him and
one of the things they were talking about is kind
of the weird background that he had, and he was
a bouncer back in his day before he.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
Was, you know, and people like, really the man and
we talked about it early. He had to be the
nicest bouncer, you know. Unfortunately, I'm sorry, I can't let
you in. Your name's not it's not on the list.
I come see me on Sunday. Sunday. I mean really,
and you can't get in there with those shoes on.
I mean, it's not my rule, it's the club's rule.
So I wanted to find out some unusual jobs you
had that people would not know. Brian, what was yours
(08:28):
to the names used to send you under a house?
Speaker 3 (08:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (08:31):
Now if you hear that I was in customer service
with my attitude, you might think that's a little weird.
Speaker 3 (08:36):
But I know how to turn it on if I
need to.
Speaker 4 (08:38):
But yes, I think the the weirder one is that
I used to be the guy who crawled into cross
spaces for an ac company, so like underneath houses and
stuff were because I was small at the time I was.
I mean I've always been five to six, but I
was also like one hundred and ten pounds, so I
could squeeze into small areas. So I was I was dirty,
covered in dirt from like and stop every day. So
(08:58):
if I need to get into the attic into a
cross space, I would go underneath the house.
Speaker 3 (09:01):
I would go. So that was me. Mine was that.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
I mentioned it before I was a I used to
work for the Sharlotte Observer and I used to run
complaint routes and then cut people off that didn't pay
their four dollars a week and I had to go
to people house. I hated that job, man, because they
were usually sending you citizens, miss Brown. Yes, ma'am, they
say he ain't paid your paper in two weeks. I'll
get it this week, ma'am. They told me how to come.
Speaker 3 (09:28):
Only access to the news. You can't cut me off.
I saw the rocket the papers. There's no internet, miss Brown.
I don't know what to do, No, miss Brown.
Speaker 5 (09:38):
I see the guy every now and then throwing the
newspaper here, yes, And I think of you every single.
Speaker 3 (09:42):
Time I would man the complaint routes. I hated that job.
I hated it.
Speaker 4 (09:45):
The setup used to be. It might still be the
same way. Is you're on the hook for that month?
Yes the paper? Yes, Because after my dad passed, the
guy kept delivering the paper to my house and I
was like like seriously stop. But he kept delivering. And
then he showed up one day and he's like, you
haven't paid in like three months. And I'm like all right,
and he goes. I said, how much he is? Like
thirteen dollars because it's a quarter a day, fifteen dollars.
(10:11):
Have a good day, No, I said, I ain't prepared
to pay that to day, So why'd you keep delivering it?
Speaker 3 (10:16):
Dude? I never got one of a girl. A girl
I knew, Hey, what's up? What are you doing here?
I'm gonna siting to it.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
Miss Johnson, that's my grandmother. Really well, I gotta cut
her off because.
Speaker 3 (10:27):
What was yours?
Speaker 1 (10:28):
I don't know.
Speaker 6 (10:28):
I mean, I.
Speaker 3 (10:31):
That is a shock. I mean I was as I
was a vacuumer. I was a real good vacuumer. I
couldn't do it the first time I ran across something
you need to see.
Speaker 8 (10:40):
Yeah, it was hot.
Speaker 5 (10:42):
So I did it during like the summertime and stuff,
and like I would just be drenched and sweat. But
like some people I did. I did it for a while.
That was my first ever job, and people are gross.
Speaker 3 (10:53):
Listen.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
We did the tanks Forgiving Man and we had to
pump gas in people's cars. No, And it was over
by U c F. And let me tell you, students,
y'all cars are nasty. Some of y'all live in your cars,
but I mean you got it doing. But you live
in the cars, you can tell everything. They only had
enough room in the car for them to sit.
Speaker 3 (11:11):
Yeah, there'd be times where we would like look at
the car and be like not it.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
Yeah your For me, it was maybe like you know
the people that flipped the signs around the streets in
the corner.
Speaker 3 (11:24):
Yeah, yeah, that they lasted for like maybe two days
or something like that. And it was hot outside too.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
The guy he would like drive around to check in
on me and my sister that we know we're flipping
the sign or whatever. We'd be sitting down in the shade.
That's how we got cut like two days after.
Speaker 3 (11:42):
That's the first rule you have one.
Speaker 10 (11:48):
Well, I mean up until December, I was the girl
drive in the Red Bull Mini Trooper.
Speaker 3 (11:53):
If you ever cool jew.
Speaker 10 (11:55):
Somebody with the red Bull backpacks handing out free red bulls.
Speaker 3 (11:58):
Streets, Yeah, that was me. That's a pretty cool job.
Speaker 10 (12:00):
Have you seen the Mini Cooper with the giant red
Bull tan driving down the four oh eight.
Speaker 3 (12:04):
That was me, Oh nice, not bad at all. I
want to find out what is the job? What do
you do now and what is the job you had it?
Speaker 2 (12:11):
People would not believe that you did that back in
the day four oh seven now one nine one o
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stream social media. Want to hear from you what do
you do now and what a job you have back
in the day that people wouldn't believe you had it.
We want to hear from you on Johnny's right now,
the pope who recently passed they you know, talking about
his life and find out he was a bouncer. Uh
(12:33):
and brainis already Buenos Aires.
Speaker 3 (12:37):
What you say?
Speaker 2 (12:38):
Yeah, So find out what do you do now and
what's the job that people would not understood that you
did in the past. From Orlando Elizabeth, Good.
Speaker 3 (12:45):
Morning, good morning.
Speaker 8 (12:47):
How are you guys?
Speaker 3 (12:48):
Good? Good, good? So what do you do now?
Speaker 6 (12:51):
So?
Speaker 8 (12:52):
Currently I am a registered behavior technician, I'm actually a server,
and I'm a food runner as well, so.
Speaker 6 (12:57):
I have three jobs.
Speaker 3 (12:58):
Okay, So what do you do back in the day?
Speaker 8 (12:59):
Yeah, So back in the day, I actually went to
become an apprentice to a place in South Carolina called
Tigers where the guy from a Tiger Kings, not the
Joe guy but Joe Exotic or whatever his name was,
but a blog von Antel, the guy with the really
(13:19):
long hair, I have the elephant and yeah, So I
went there. I thought that I was going to become
an apprentice to a tiger trainer. And I was like
maybe all of eighteen or nineteen at the time, and
that was an interesting experience to say the least. And
for sure, when I saw the Tiger Kings, I was like,
(13:41):
I was there, like I knew that girl Barbara that
was like talking.
Speaker 7 (13:45):
It was crazy.
Speaker 3 (13:46):
Wow. Now here's the thing. I understand that.
Speaker 2 (13:48):
And you may be able to answer this or not
that they love the tigers when they're young, when they're older,
when theyn't.
Speaker 3 (13:53):
Want him anymore.
Speaker 8 (13:55):
You know what I didn't like. I wasn't there long enough.
I was literally there for like a weekend because I
was like, there is palmetto bugs. It's like, oh my gosh,
there's hugest palmetto bugs flying a car. And the way
that they presented it in the like on the ad
and on you know, online. It was like, oh, you
would get money for you know, like or room and
(14:18):
board and whatever whatever, But it was like a camper
that I was sharing with another girl that didn't have
like a bathroom on the camper.
Speaker 3 (14:27):
So yeah, I would have to walk in.
Speaker 8 (14:29):
The middle of the night with like animals all around.
I mean, of course they're like kids up, but still
they're like, I'm listening to these lions.
Speaker 2 (14:36):
You you you ain't want to be no line, you
won't be no trying. You gotta walk around amongst the
night with him here, and then you know you're doing
what you're supposed to do from.
Speaker 7 (14:46):
Popka Rich, Hey, how's it going guys?
Speaker 3 (14:49):
Rich? What do you do now?
Speaker 7 (14:51):
I'm a financial advisor?
Speaker 3 (14:53):
Okay? And what did you do? What job you had
to people and believe you did it.
Speaker 7 (14:56):
One of my very first jobs I worked at a
call center where I processed calls for death people. So
a dead person would call into like a computer that
type what they want to say, and I'd have to
relay that to like a person that could hear oh
yeah death, yeah, like death people no death, yeah, they
couldn't hear herring impaired. So it was a pretty cool job.
(15:18):
But what happened was sometimes like a female would call
in and she'd want to type spices to her boyfriend,
and it just felt we're.
Speaker 3 (15:25):
Saying some of those no way, no way saying to
a guy.
Speaker 7 (15:30):
You know, caller is saying, And it was just felt
we're having that conversation, you.
Speaker 3 (15:34):
Know, caller saying, what are you wearing right now?
Speaker 2 (15:37):
A bit more intention on the radio, the radio, all
right from Orlando, Jessica.
Speaker 3 (15:46):
Good morning, good morning. How are you guys? I can
hear your voice. I know what you used to do.
Speaker 6 (15:54):
No, it wasn't that kind of job.
Speaker 3 (15:56):
Used the dance for change?
Speaker 6 (15:58):
Yeah, I know, no change only dollars.
Speaker 3 (16:04):
Not jingle jingle, cry baby? How could you tell by
her voice? How could you tell me? You just kind
of know? How long did you? How long did you?
How long did you script?
Speaker 6 (16:16):
About?
Speaker 7 (16:16):
Three years?
Speaker 3 (16:17):
Three years? And what was your biggest night?
Speaker 8 (16:20):
My biggest night?
Speaker 1 (16:21):
We did a lot of celebrity functions, five brand, thousands
of dollars.
Speaker 8 (16:27):
I could say a little more.
Speaker 3 (16:29):
Now, now, how did you get out?
Speaker 2 (16:30):
Because most of y'all in the biz, you can't get
that same money when you get out, so you just
kind of stay in. How'd you get out.
Speaker 8 (16:37):
I grew it something I wanted to do.
Speaker 6 (16:40):
I wanted to experience, and I went to the plateau, and.
Speaker 3 (16:43):
I wanted to do something real with my life. Okay,
all right, well, good for you, and what do you
do now?
Speaker 2 (16:49):
I'm an Okay, you really were working your way through
Colleg's pretty much the same thing, working your way through college.
Speaker 3 (16:57):
I hear you. All right, Well, thank you, Jesse, thanks
for sharing that.
Speaker 6 (17:01):
You too.
Speaker 5 (17:03):
What they say, I don't know what this guy does now,
but he said that he used to cremate people, and
people are always very shocked to hear that.
Speaker 6 (17:09):
He did that.
Speaker 3 (17:10):
Yes, sir, not anybody can do that. You can do that,
and b I let's see x Almo will Power by
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Speaker 4 (17:19):
Someone else used to drive the red Bull Mini Cooper
back in two thousand and seven, probably the same exact one.
Then someone said, I'm currently a car salesman, but I
used to be a male jigglow in Las Vegas.
Speaker 2 (17:32):
Okay, a male chiglow. Yeah wow, that's a male prostitute.
Good for you, I guess he kind of just hed
out of it too, probably or they yeah, yeah, the
jobs weren't coming in and stop ringing. Yeah hi uh
ray Celebin new is coming up in a bit.
Speaker 5 (17:53):
What you got So is Taylor Swift going on tour
in twenty twenty six or what?
Speaker 3 (17:57):
Really? Because the rumors are out there on the way
on Johnny's
Girl, She's like, you know that when you lie, your
nose brightens up. So now the baby girl, whenever she's lying,
she covers her nose. Now, hen saying a great parent hack,
basically saying, I don't.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Call those hacks. Don't call them lies lies. Your parents
used to tell you, you mean white lives they were
that's racist. Oh my gosh, oh my goodness. Now growing
up in the South. But I say, the other time,
you you are, you raise your you lot of your kids.
That's what you did, you know I got, I can
go on. I just got a small list. Yeah, that
(00:34):
my parents used to lie about. And I thought this
one for years that if you go outside with your
haird wet, you'll catch a cold, you're sick. Not true,
not as true. This is one that my dad told me.
Uh he told me, son, if you mess around with
older women, you get worms. Oh though, what he wants
you to do, they want to put that fear in you,
So you just don't go there, right, Yeah, you know,
(00:57):
so there's no basis behind them.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
I'm sorry, I'm surprisident.
Speaker 4 (01:00):
Crabs, No, he said, he just wanted he just you know,
because then you gotta explain crabs you don't want to
do that.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
Everybody knows what worms are exactly, exactly, young man, I
know worms crab like another one. If you fish on Sunday,
you catch the devil. So you can never fish on Sunday.
You can never ever fish on Sunday.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
From the south.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
Yes, when I moved here, somebody say I'm going fishing someday.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
Like what does that mean? Like you just should have
worked on the lord's days. You should go fishing? Should
you should? You shouldn't go fish? And enough?
Speaker 2 (01:37):
What is this one? I forgot my own writing. Oh,
don't ever buy woman's shoes because she used those shoes
to walk out your life.
Speaker 4 (01:48):
Sometimes you should buy them faster and make sure they're
track shoes so run.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
I can go on and on, but I don't want
to take up the time. I'm just telling you parents,
the ladies things on you. Man. Kissing boys can get
you pregnant. I heard all of this, boy first Base
could get your pregnant. Even roll around on your jeans
carus you know, of course, you know, of course, right?
What does somes you even tell your kids?
Speaker 5 (02:13):
I mean, I don't really lie, I do say I know. Okay,
So they were biting their nails a lot. And I
did tell them that they would get worms, and the
doctor even told them that that they could get worms.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
I think so it depends on where to put.
Speaker 5 (02:28):
Yeah, okay, like in like worms in your intestine.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
True to bubble gum stays in your testine for five
seven years is what they say.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
I don't think that's true. I don't let me put
that on the list. I don't think that's true.
Speaker 4 (02:41):
Yeah, but don't swallow gum and stays in your body
for seven years.
Speaker 5 (02:45):
I mean sometimes I tell them that the playground is
closed or under construction.
Speaker 4 (02:49):
See, that was my go to when my son things
are closed until he discovered the internet. As soon as
he figured out the internet, and I would tell him
something's closed. He come back in about three minutes and
say it ain't shut up.
Speaker 5 (03:02):
Damn that all the time. And I was like, always
under construction. And then we went back like two days
later and they're like, man, they finished that construction quickly.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
Yeah, after a while, they can thinking to a certain point.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
When you said that, they give you that that side,
I like, yeah, I don't know about that, mom, brow
what you got something? Well?
Speaker 4 (03:18):
I mean I used to do that it's close thing
to myself all the time, and then again until the
internet came around, it worked.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
My mom used to do that, if you make that face,
it get stuck like.
Speaker 4 (03:27):
Yeah, but it never got stuck that way.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
You know.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
My mom used to make the face you want your
face stuck like this all the time you church like this.
Speaker 4 (03:37):
It was always if they smack it in the back
of the head while you're making it, it's stuck that way,
stuck that way.
Speaker 3 (03:41):
That's when they used to tell me all the time. Nice.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
When I was growing up, my mom she was a
pre k teacher, and I remember there was this young
little girl who had like an outy belly button you
can see it a little bit. And then I asked
my mom. I was like, why is her belly button
like that? And she goes because she yells a lot,
She's like, yeah, stop screaming.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
It's like, oh my god, all that's funny. I was
like five or six. I don't know. I know, parents
tell you those things. You're not thinking that. You don't
know that you leave going why about it? Not yell yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
I don't want my belly button to go like that.
I want to find out what are those, as he says, hacks.
I call them lies that your parents told you or
you told you're telling your kids right now. Got a
parent of ticket see Halsey at the Mid Florida Credit
Union Amphitheater on Saturday, May twenty fourth. You remember them,
They stick to your brain. Sometimes they stop. Sometimes you
share them with your kids. Four O seven nine one
nine one O six seven eight seven seven nine one
(04:32):
nine one O six seven. You can always text and
we'll read it. The Xcel mobile is four one O
six seven. You can put up on live stream they
are already chatting with each other there, and throw it
up on social media and we will read it for you.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
Then several ways to get in.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
What are those lies or life hacks your parents used
to tell you or you tell your kids right now?
Sharing with us on Johnny s How about those hacks?
Or I call them lies that your parents told you
to try to get you to behave And one of
you was gonna hook you up with some tickets to
see A Halsey at the Mid fl or A Credit
Union Amphitheater, and that's coming up on Saturday the twenty eighth.
(05:04):
Let's talk to em Ron in Orlando em Ron, Good.
Speaker 6 (05:07):
Morning, Good morning, Johnny's house.
Speaker 3 (05:10):
What's up? What's up? You out a way today? I
love to hear that. Yeah.
Speaker 7 (05:13):
Yeah, taking the kids to school, the boys always listening
to you guys every morning.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
Well tell the boys, we said, what's up?
Speaker 8 (05:19):
It's up?
Speaker 3 (05:23):
So what's the hack on the lot that you were told?
Or you tell?
Speaker 7 (05:26):
When I was a kid, my mom always told us
if we eat the fruit on the the seed, the
plants will start growing some inside out.
Speaker 3 (05:33):
I heard that. One definitely heard that. One man.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
You hold on one second, let's go over to Lake
Mary and talk to Margaret.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
Good morning, Good morning, all right, everybody, everybody, everybody's good today?
All right? So what it was the was the hack
of all you were told?
Speaker 6 (05:51):
Well, I used to tell I have three daughters, they're
two years apart, and they would ask me to do
something on a Sunday or whatever, and I would say, oh,
I'm sorry, it's in the parent book.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
We can't.
Speaker 6 (06:04):
I would even refer to a page and I really
not to your tent page twenty street. And they were
about the oldest. One was about at when she said, Mom,
you know, we know there's no book and so but
they're all moms now. And about a month ago, my
(06:24):
grandson wanted to do something on a Sunday and I
was there and she says, yeah, it's in the book right,
not on Sunday.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
Ah, you hold on Saint Cloud Crystal, Good morning, Good morning,
Ahi Crystal.
Speaker 3 (06:39):
What was one of them hacks? A live your Paris tell?
Speaker 9 (06:42):
So I used to tell my kids when they were
a little I have a son and daughter two years apart,
and they would like bicker with each other or something.
So I would say if they were lying, it was
similar to the story earlier with the nose, except they
said they would get live bumps on their tongues. So
if they were arguing with each other and they come
to me with like two different stories, I'd be like, Okay,
stick your tongue out. The one that didn't want to
(07:02):
stick their tongue out was the one that was lined.
Speaker 3 (07:06):
Live bumps on the tongue, all right, and be what
they're saying over there.
Speaker 4 (07:09):
I XL mobile powered by Attorney Dan Newlan and a
wrec need to check it. So no brainner called Attorney
Dan newl and someone said they used the black line
on the tongue. If you lied Okay, they were a
black line, which that way nobody would want to lie.
And then someone said, my grandma told me if I
drink coffee, I get freckles. So they would never drink
coffee as kids. They didn't want to get freckles.
Speaker 3 (07:28):
That's a new one. And the read what he's saying
on the last year we.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
Got Jordan, she says, my mom used to say the
car won't start until everyone has their seatbelt on.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
Oh yeah, that's a good one. Yeah, they made that
up from Lake Mary. Margaret said it's in the parents' book.
Gonna give you a pair of taken seat Halsey On
May twenty fourth in Tampa, ray what's going on?
Speaker 3 (07:44):
The oscar is now?
Speaker 2 (07:45):
And partly Sonny Today. So the Pope unfortunately has passed
and a lot of people doing research on his life,
and they found out that he was a bouncer.
Speaker 3 (07:54):
Yeah in Argentina.
Speaker 4 (07:55):
I don't know a lot about religion, so I mean
I like to read up on stuff to try to
figure the fou So I was reading about him and
one of the things they were talking about is kind
of the weird background that he had, and he was
a bouncer back in his day before he.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
Was, you know, and people like, really the man and
we talked about it early. He had to be the
nicest bouncer, you know. Unfortunately, I'm sorry, I can't let
you in. Your name's not it's not on the list.
I come see me on Sunday. Sunday. I mean really,
and you can't get in there with those shoes on.
I mean, it's not my rule, it's the club's rule.
So I wanted to find out some unusual jobs you
had that people would not know. Brian, what was yours
(08:28):
to the names used to send you under a house?
Speaker 3 (08:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (08:31):
Now if you hear that I was in customer service
with my attitude, you might think that's a little weird.
Speaker 3 (08:36):
But I know how to turn it on if I
need to.
Speaker 4 (08:38):
But yes, I think the the weirder one is that
I used to be the guy who crawled into cross
spaces for an ac company, so like underneath houses and
stuff were because I was small at the time I was.
I mean I've always been five to six, but I
was also like one hundred and ten pounds, so I
could squeeze into small areas. So I was I was dirty,
covered in dirt from like and stop every day. So
(08:58):
if I need to get into the attic into a
cross space, I would go underneath the house.
Speaker 3 (09:01):
I would go. So that was me. Mine was that.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
I mentioned it before I was a I used to
work for the Sharlotte Observer and I used to run
complaint routes and then cut people off that didn't pay
their four dollars a week and I had to go
to people house. I hated that job, man, because they
were usually sending you citizens, miss Brown. Yes, ma'am, they
say he ain't paid your paper in two weeks. I'll
get it this week, ma'am. They told me how to come.
Speaker 3 (09:28):
Only access to the news. You can't cut me off.
I saw the rocket the papers. There's no internet, miss Brown.
I don't know what to do, No, miss Brown.
Speaker 5 (09:38):
I see the guy every now and then throwing the
newspaper here, yes, And I think of you every single.
Speaker 3 (09:42):
Time I would man the complaint routes. I hated that job.
I hated it.
Speaker 4 (09:45):
The setup used to be. It might still be the
same way. Is you're on the hook for that month?
Yes the paper? Yes, Because after my dad passed, the
guy kept delivering the paper to my house and I
was like like seriously stop. But he kept delivering. And
then he showed up one day and he's like, you
haven't paid in like three months. And I'm like all right,
and he goes. I said, how much he is? Like
thirteen dollars because it's a quarter a day, fifteen dollars.
(10:11):
Have a good day, No, I said, I ain't prepared
to pay that to day, So why'd you keep delivering it?
Speaker 3 (10:16):
Dude? I never got one of a girl. A girl
I knew, Hey, what's up? What are you doing here?
I'm gonna siting to it.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
Miss Johnson, that's my grandmother. Really well, I gotta cut
her off because.
Speaker 3 (10:27):
What was yours?
Speaker 1 (10:28):
I don't know.
Speaker 6 (10:28):
I mean, I.
Speaker 3 (10:31):
That is a shock. I mean I was as I
was a vacuumer. I was a real good vacuumer. I
couldn't do it the first time I ran across something
you need to see.
Speaker 8 (10:40):
Yeah, it was hot.
Speaker 5 (10:42):
So I did it during like the summertime and stuff,
and like I would just be drenched and sweat. But
like some people I did. I did it for a while.
That was my first ever job, and people are gross.
Speaker 3 (10:53):
Listen.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
We did the tanks Forgiving Man and we had to
pump gas in people's cars. No, And it was over
by U c F. And let me tell you, students,
y'all cars are nasty. Some of y'all live in your cars,
but I mean you got it doing. But you live
in the cars, you can tell everything. They only had
enough room in the car for them to sit.
Speaker 3 (11:11):
Yeah, there'd be times where we would like look at
the car and be like not it.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
Yeah your For me, it was maybe like you know
the people that flipped the signs around the streets in
the corner.
Speaker 3 (11:24):
Yeah, yeah, that they lasted for like maybe two days
or something like that. And it was hot outside too.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
The guy he would like drive around to check in
on me and my sister that we know we're flipping
the sign or whatever. We'd be sitting down in the shade.
That's how we got cut like two days after.
Speaker 3 (11:42):
That's the first rule you have one.
Speaker 10 (11:48):
Well, I mean up until December, I was the girl
drive in the Red Bull Mini Trooper.
Speaker 3 (11:53):
If you ever cool jew.
Speaker 10 (11:55):
Somebody with the red Bull backpacks handing out free red bulls.
Speaker 3 (11:58):
Streets, Yeah, that was me. That's a pretty cool job.
Speaker 10 (12:00):
Have you seen the Mini Cooper with the giant red
Bull tan driving down the four oh eight.
Speaker 3 (12:04):
That was me, Oh nice, not bad at all. I
want to find out what is the job? What do
you do now and what is the job you had it?
Speaker 2 (12:11):
People would not believe that you did that back in
the day four oh seven now one nine one o
six seven eight seven seven now one nine one on
six seven XL mobile four one o six seven live
stream social media. Want to hear from you what do
you do now and what a job you have back
in the day that people wouldn't believe you had it.
We want to hear from you on Johnny's right now,
the pope who recently passed they you know, talking about
his life and find out he was a bouncer. Uh
(12:33):
and brainis already Buenos Aires.
Speaker 3 (12:37):
What you say?
Speaker 2 (12:38):
Yeah, So find out what do you do now and
what's the job that people would not understood that you
did in the past. From Orlando Elizabeth, Good.
Speaker 3 (12:45):
Morning, good morning.
Speaker 8 (12:47):
How are you guys?
Speaker 3 (12:48):
Good? Good, good? So what do you do now?
Speaker 6 (12:51):
So?
Speaker 8 (12:52):
Currently I am a registered behavior technician, I'm actually a server,
and I'm a food runner as well, so.
Speaker 6 (12:57):
I have three jobs.
Speaker 3 (12:58):
Okay, So what do you do back in the day?
Speaker 8 (12:59):
Yeah, So back in the day, I actually went to
become an apprentice to a place in South Carolina called
Tigers where the guy from a Tiger Kings, not the
Joe guy but Joe Exotic or whatever his name was,
but a blog von Antel, the guy with the really
(13:19):
long hair, I have the elephant and yeah, So I
went there. I thought that I was going to become
an apprentice to a tiger trainer. And I was like
maybe all of eighteen or nineteen at the time, and
that was an interesting experience to say the least. And
for sure, when I saw the Tiger Kings, I was like,
(13:41):
I was there, like I knew that girl Barbara that
was like talking.
Speaker 7 (13:45):
It was crazy.
Speaker 3 (13:46):
Wow. Now here's the thing. I understand that.
Speaker 2 (13:48):
And you may be able to answer this or not
that they love the tigers when they're young, when they're older,
when theyn't.
Speaker 3 (13:53):
Want him anymore.
Speaker 8 (13:55):
You know what I didn't like. I wasn't there long enough.
I was literally there for like a weekend because I
was like, there is palmetto bugs. It's like, oh my gosh,
there's hugest palmetto bugs flying a car. And the way
that they presented it in the like on the ad
and on you know, online. It was like, oh, you
would get money for you know, like or room and
(14:18):
board and whatever whatever, But it was like a camper
that I was sharing with another girl that didn't have
like a bathroom on the camper.
Speaker 3 (14:27):
So yeah, I would have to walk in.
Speaker 8 (14:29):
The middle of the night with like animals all around.
I mean, of course they're like kids up, but still
they're like, I'm listening to these lions.
Speaker 2 (14:36):
You you you ain't want to be no line, you
won't be no trying. You gotta walk around amongst the
night with him here, and then you know you're doing
what you're supposed to do from.
Speaker 7 (14:46):
Popka Rich, Hey, how's it going guys?
Speaker 3 (14:49):
Rich? What do you do now?
Speaker 7 (14:51):
I'm a financial advisor?
Speaker 3 (14:53):
Okay? And what did you do? What job you had
to people and believe you did it.
Speaker 7 (14:56):
One of my very first jobs I worked at a
call center where I processed calls for death people. So
a dead person would call into like a computer that
type what they want to say, and I'd have to
relay that to like a person that could hear oh
yeah death, yeah, like death people no death, yeah, they
couldn't hear herring impaired. So it was a pretty cool job.
(15:18):
But what happened was sometimes like a female would call
in and she'd want to type spices to her boyfriend,
and it just felt we're.
Speaker 3 (15:25):
Saying some of those no way, no way saying to
a guy.
Speaker 7 (15:30):
You know, caller is saying, And it was just felt
we're having that conversation, you.
Speaker 3 (15:34):
Know, caller saying, what are you wearing right now?
Speaker 2 (15:37):
A bit more intention on the radio, the radio, all
right from Orlando, Jessica.
Speaker 3 (15:46):
Good morning, good morning. How are you guys? I can
hear your voice. I know what you used to do.
Speaker 6 (15:54):
No, it wasn't that kind of job.
Speaker 3 (15:56):
Used the dance for change?
Speaker 6 (15:58):
Yeah, I know, no change only dollars.
Speaker 3 (16:04):
Not jingle jingle, cry baby? How could you tell by
her voice? How could you tell me? You just kind
of know? How long did you? How long did you?
How long did you script?
Speaker 6 (16:16):
About?
Speaker 7 (16:16):
Three years?
Speaker 3 (16:17):
Three years? And what was your biggest night?
Speaker 8 (16:20):
My biggest night?
Speaker 1 (16:21):
We did a lot of celebrity functions, five brand, thousands
of dollars.
Speaker 8 (16:27):
I could say a little more.
Speaker 3 (16:29):
Now, now, how did you get out?
Speaker 2 (16:30):
Because most of y'all in the biz, you can't get
that same money when you get out, so you just
kind of stay in. How'd you get out.
Speaker 8 (16:37):
I grew it something I wanted to do.
Speaker 6 (16:40):
I wanted to experience, and I went to the plateau, and.
Speaker 3 (16:43):
I wanted to do something real with my life. Okay,
all right, well, good for you, and what do you
do now?
Speaker 2 (16:49):
I'm an Okay, you really were working your way through
Colleg's pretty much the same thing, working your way through college.
Speaker 3 (16:57):
I hear you. All right, Well, thank you, Jesse, thanks
for sharing that.
Speaker 6 (17:01):
You too.
Speaker 5 (17:03):
What they say, I don't know what this guy does now,
but he said that he used to cremate people, and
people are always very shocked to hear that.
Speaker 6 (17:09):
He did that.
Speaker 3 (17:10):
Yes, sir, not anybody can do that. You can do that,
and b I let's see x Almo will Power by
Attorney Dan Newlan in the wreck. Need to check. It's
a no brainer. Call Attorney Dan Newlan.
Speaker 4 (17:19):
Someone else used to drive the red Bull Mini Cooper
back in two thousand and seven, probably the same exact one.
Then someone said, I'm currently a car salesman, but I
used to be a male jigglow in Las Vegas.
Speaker 2 (17:32):
Okay, a male chiglow. Yeah wow, that's a male prostitute.
Good for you, I guess he kind of just hed
out of it too, probably or they yeah, yeah, the
jobs weren't coming in and stop ringing. Yeah hi uh
ray Celebin new is coming up in a bit.
Speaker 5 (17:53):
What you got So is Taylor Swift going on tour
in twenty twenty six or what?
Speaker 3 (17:57):
Really? Because the rumors are out there on the way
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