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Speaker 1 (00:04):
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Fame protocol, Orlando's number one morning show activation morning.

Speaker 2 (00:25):
Wake up, Yeah, out of bed.

Speaker 3 (00:27):
I make sure the radio is the first thing I
turn on one eye in my car.

Speaker 2 (00:33):
It gives me an actual reason to listen to the radio.

Speaker 4 (00:36):
You already.

Speaker 5 (00:38):
Orlando's number one hit music station. This is Johnny's House
on Excel one six seven, Good morning.

Speaker 6 (00:45):
Morning, Good morning, six oh one, Orlando's number one hit
music station. It's XL one on sixty seven Johnny's House.
Tuesday morning. A lot of sunshine from Dusty Wind today.
I did they have eighty three right now?

Speaker 2 (00:55):
Fifty nine now the Johnny's House Entertainment news. That's great.

Speaker 7 (01:00):
Did you see that earthquake that happened in California and
people are like talking about it and excuse me, so
a lot of people in the Coachella Valley obviously Coachella
is going on these past this weekend and last weekend,
and there's people that were saying that they were sitting outside,
were at the RV Park in Coachella. This is one
of the strongest earthquakes I've ever been in. It was

(01:21):
like a boom and you can hear all different RVs
like making sounds and like, you know, the obviously the
world was shaking and everybody was like, what the heck
is going on. One of the neighbors in the RV
came over and said, hey, do you guys feel that
I was in the shower?

Speaker 8 (01:34):
Like people were confused, but yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:36):
So at five point two magnitude earthquake struck San Diego
on Monday, and it was felt by a lot of
the Coachella concert goers that are still in town.

Speaker 6 (01:46):
I saw a video of someone's dogs and they were
going crazy. Theyn't know what. Yeah, they were in the house.
What do we do? I don't know what to do.

Speaker 5 (01:52):
It's funny.

Speaker 7 (01:53):
My friend is in California and she was doing a
zoom work meeting and you could see everybody being like
and she's she's used to like obviously hurricanes, but she's
in California and she was like so happy and everybody's.

Speaker 8 (02:07):
Like, why are you happy?

Speaker 6 (02:08):
I'm going home.

Speaker 5 (02:09):
Yeah, So that's wild.

Speaker 7 (02:12):
It sounds like Post Malone has another country album that
he's working on.

Speaker 5 (02:15):
He's into it. Man so into it.

Speaker 7 (02:18):
Yeah, so after the massive success that he had with
F one trillion, he's looking to capitalize on another country success.
So in an interview that he did before his Coachella set,
he admitted that he's made two more trips to Nashville
for his new project and they've already made probably thirty
five songs.

Speaker 5 (02:39):
Said, I know how many?

Speaker 6 (02:41):
How many songs on your typical and do you still
call the body of work albums?

Speaker 9 (02:45):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (02:45):
She usually like fifteen to sixteen, maybe as much as twenty,
but usually about fifteen sixteen. Yeah, definitely into it.

Speaker 3 (02:51):
He gave a speech at Coachella and he had little
twang in his voice.

Speaker 5 (02:54):
He's from Texas. Yeah, we really heard him talk like that.
I was like, okay, yeah when I met him, that's
the way he talked. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (03:01):
Yeah, this isn't new. I mean this is he just
does what he wants now.

Speaker 5 (03:04):
Yeah, it's so cool.

Speaker 7 (03:05):
So, but he was talking about working with his buddies obviously,
like Ernest Hardy, Thomas Rhett, and he's like, we just
have so much fun sitting around talking about songs and
making music. Obviously, he's heading out on tour soon with
Jelly Roll on his big Butt stadium tour. But yeah,
look for another country album from him.

Speaker 6 (03:22):
The met fact that he's still recording. That means on
his tour he's just singing. Yeah, no backup dances. Ain't
know that got on his stage and sing every night.
He dances around in some cutoffs, but a great dancer.
It's fun to watch them. He's having a good time.

Speaker 8 (03:36):
That's gonna say.

Speaker 7 (03:37):
No matter how bad his dance moves are, he just
makes you feel like.

Speaker 5 (03:40):
You're having a good time.

Speaker 6 (03:41):
He's having a great time.

Speaker 5 (03:42):
Yep.

Speaker 7 (03:43):
So I don't know if you saw this. Greg Gutfeld,
he's from Fox News. Okay, So he's actually gonna be
hosting a game. We don't like to get political whatsoever,
but he's hosting a new game where people who have
been isolated since President Trump's inauguration and they're gonna have
to like differentiates between real or fake headline.

Speaker 6 (04:03):
Oh my good.

Speaker 7 (04:04):
So this concept is actually really cool if you look
at it. It's called what did I Miss?

Speaker 6 (04:08):
Okay.

Speaker 7 (04:09):
He'll take four people who have been in isolation since
January twentieth, okay, and present them with headlines. Some will
be real, some will be fake, and the contestants have
to decide which ones are real or fake.

Speaker 6 (04:21):
And the ones are real. You're like, there's no way
to yes, that is real. Yeah, yeah, that's real.

Speaker 7 (04:25):
So the air the show is going to air on
Fox Nation over three days if you want to see it,
May twelfth, thirteenth, and fourteenth.

Speaker 6 (04:31):
All right, coming up, we're gonna give you updates on
our last twenty four hours of life right here on
Johnny's South with the high of eighty three fifty nine
right now. Yesterday, I just did a lot of phone calls.
Let's see how I'm doing something for the Rosen Hotel.
On Wednesday night, they have an award show for their
best employees and they asked me to m see it.

(04:52):
I said, okay, so we had to take a phone
call for that. Let's see. Talk to the kid. I
made dinner. Talk to my mom. She told me she
made a decision. I'm like, all right, mam, what's your decision?
He said? The doctor said, I need to hear an
aid I hear. Okay, I'm not getting it. Okay, I'm like, okay,
I said.

Speaker 5 (05:12):
She's bossed. I mean, if she's content with her hearing,
it's her hearing.

Speaker 6 (05:17):
She said, I can hear you fine. I say, well,
well that's what you want, she said, I just wanted
to run that value. Well, mon, if you don't want
to hear an aid and here an eighty three thousand dollars.
I don't think she wants to pay three thousand dollars.

Speaker 8 (05:29):
Right that anybody, I don't blame it.

Speaker 6 (05:32):
She ain't prepared to pay that today. That's what she told.

Speaker 5 (05:36):
My hearing is just fine.

Speaker 6 (05:37):
My hearing is just fine.

Speaker 5 (05:39):
I said, Okay, So I heard him say three thousand dollars,
no problem hearing that. So I didn't know that expensive.
I mean you could, you could probably go cheaper. But
I mean if you want something, notice, yeah, now they're
so small they can just fit in your ear and
you can't, right because you can buy them through an
Instagram ad for like, yeah, thirty four bucks. Back in
the day, they have him jack up behind your ear

(06:01):
and everybody and tennis sticking out ray.

Speaker 6 (06:04):
How was yours?

Speaker 8 (06:04):
It's good.

Speaker 7 (06:05):
I went to the doctors yesterday and then I got
a phone call from the nurse saying that Leonardo had
a bloody nose a couple of times.

Speaker 8 (06:13):
Yeah, so I don't know what the heck's going on
with that kid?

Speaker 10 (06:16):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (06:17):
No, No, he didn't hit his face nothing, so it
could like mine.

Speaker 6 (06:22):
It happens to me sometimes.

Speaker 7 (06:23):
Yeah, but I mean they said it was bleeding a lot,
and so he's fine.

Speaker 8 (06:28):
But I picked him up.

Speaker 7 (06:29):
And then they had a softball baseball game yesterday, and.

Speaker 6 (06:32):
I saw your post. They were making plays.

Speaker 5 (06:35):
Running back and forth.

Speaker 6 (06:36):
They played at the same time.

Speaker 7 (06:38):
Yes, exact same time. So my daughter lost, my son won,
and my son almost hit a home run. Yeah, so
he got a triple, but they got him in a
pickle between.

Speaker 8 (06:49):
Third, but he made it back to third safely.

Speaker 6 (06:52):
Good. You ain't you teach him how to run over
with somebody put your hand down, put the ailboat to the.

Speaker 5 (06:58):
Chest and going full spectat. Yeah, it's the catcher's fault.
Don't be on the tracks when the train is coming through.

Speaker 6 (07:07):
If you've ever seen you can't do that. The first
I didn't do was look at a parent.

Speaker 5 (07:09):
Yeah, there was a there was an Instagram fight over
the weekend about I mean, it was bad.

Speaker 8 (07:15):
Yeah, so not in t ball, not yet.

Speaker 7 (07:17):
Oh no, okay, the train will start rolling, you know,
maybe in a couple of years.

Speaker 5 (07:21):
Don't be on the tracks. When the train is coming. Chew, chew, baby,
that's what you're telling them.

Speaker 6 (07:29):
It was cool. Does this don't work around here?

Speaker 5 (07:31):
Uh? Talk to the kid a little bit about radio
stuff because I'm trying to, you know, teach him how
to do stuff and make, you know, do the right thing.

Speaker 11 (07:37):
Uh.

Speaker 5 (07:37):
And then I did catch a quick nap, and I
forced myself to work out because of all the food
I ate at the food truck fiesta. Skip a day,
even though I really really really wanted to.

Speaker 6 (07:47):
And that's pretty much. I just hung out with the
wife for the rest of the night.

Speaker 5 (07:51):
I had a really good day yesterday.

Speaker 3 (07:53):
So after I did some work here, I went home
and I just kind of felt like, because when I
took a loop out to go outside, potty, this sun,
this weather.

Speaker 6 (08:01):
You enjoy it now.

Speaker 7 (08:02):
Because it's oh my god, my shoulders got fried yesterday game.

Speaker 5 (08:07):
But it was nice last night. I told my wife
if I don't, if I didn't work in the morning,
we'd be out somewhere tonight. Real I ended up going
to Wakaiva Springs.

Speaker 6 (08:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (08:14):
I just went out there for like a whole hour.
I read, I got in the water twice. I was like,
this is amazing.

Speaker 6 (08:18):
Like, now do you have that reservation? One of them?

Speaker 3 (08:20):
You do have reserv It started, yeah, so it was
just so one person and four dollars, quick in and out.
So it's nice because it wasn't that crowded and because
the website registration.

Speaker 5 (08:30):
I was able to know that.

Speaker 6 (08:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (08:32):
And then after that, I went through a store shop
and I got me this like tennis dress.

Speaker 5 (08:35):
I don't even know who I am today.

Speaker 3 (08:37):
The way I'm dressed very good. Then went home and
I went to the Ostiolo Magic game yesterday. Do you
know how to steal? I don't know, but I did.
Still at the at Wakaiva, that was the goal. I
did not look at my phone. I just sat there
in peace. I was about to do like a selfie
picture and all that. I was like, nope, put your
phone down, relax. The arena where the Osteoo Magic plate. Yeah,

(08:58):
our cheap shot basketball team played.

Speaker 5 (08:59):
That was yeah.

Speaker 6 (09:00):
Well we had like four people.

Speaker 5 (09:01):
Yeah, it was.

Speaker 6 (09:02):
It was rough. It was had a DJ and everything echoed.
I didn't have to yell john s. John was a
time out. It come on god blade it it was yeah,
it was.

Speaker 3 (09:15):
Yeah, I can see that, I understand. Yeah, it was
I'm not gonna lie. When I was headed to be Reena,
I was like, is this it?

Speaker 6 (09:21):
Oh? Yeah, this is it? Oh no, we were it
was for us. It was overkilled. They just assumed that
we was gonna bring in all these people.

Speaker 5 (09:27):
Yeah, right, yeah, we don't do that.

Speaker 6 (09:28):
No, you got us right, that's what you got. All right,
we come back and talk about going back and seeing
your childhood home on Johnny's hoith. It is six thirty
five in the morning, and expect a lot of sunshine.
We're gonna get up to about eighty seven. It is
fifty nine yesterday.

Speaker 4 (09:44):
Bro.

Speaker 6 (09:44):
How did you end up near your childhood home?

Speaker 5 (09:46):
So I had an event in Sanford on Sunday and
the GPS took me a different way home, Like what
kind of looped me around on the four twenty nine,
which all ends now in Sanford. Because they looped, they
connect to the loop and so when you're going that way,
there was an exit to get off right where my
neighborhood was when I grew up, which is crazy because

(10:08):
back in the day it was literally all woods.

Speaker 6 (10:10):
There was no highway or any of that stuff.

Speaker 5 (10:12):
I we were three dirt roads off of forty six,
which was like nothing, So I quick just got off
real fast and figured out loop round.

Speaker 6 (10:19):
Check it out.

Speaker 5 (10:19):
You can go check it out. It's so weird when
I drove in because I could picture like back in
the day. I mean I went there my entire life
when I was a kid, and just looked so different.
But I could also see what it looked like in
my head back in the day. So my roads, which
were dirt roads before, aren't dirt anymore. They actually paved
them now, which is kind of cool. So I turned
down my road and I'm looking at these houses and like,
that's that was mister Allen's house.

Speaker 6 (10:41):
You see yours?

Speaker 5 (10:42):
Yeah, I got toe.

Speaker 6 (10:43):
I was at the end.

Speaker 5 (10:44):
So as I'm driving to I'm like, ooh, that's that
was carry Helm with Aulla's house. I used to go
there cause I had a nice pool in the back
that that built.

Speaker 6 (10:50):
I was like.

Speaker 5 (10:51):
And then I get to my house and I'm like, wow,
would this looks so different? Yeah, but I could picture it,
like that's the tree we used to climb right there
in a fort right there the police when we went
into that house when they were building it and jumping on,
you know, messing around in the construction site and stuff like,
I was just going through my head. That's the canal
we used to cut down trees and cross over there. Like.
It was just wild to me to remember all of

(11:11):
the stuff that I did because I grew up there.
But I haven't seen it in years. My mom passed
eleven years ago. I haven't seen it probably in ten years.

Speaker 6 (11:19):
Really, yeah, and it's all changed. But did you sit
there for a while and just lose yourself in your thoughts?

Speaker 5 (11:23):
I think the neighbors looking at me front, Yeah, because
I was slow rolling and I did all the streets
a couple of times because I just wanted to roll
through and see it all. Man.

Speaker 6 (11:31):
Yeah, it was weird. It was cool, but it was
weird when I when I was when I was born,
we lived in the hood hood hood hood. It was
so bad, and my mom and dad said, look, we
got to get our kids ab out of here. Yeah
it was it was. Let see seven of us in
a two bedroom apartment. Yeah, and I mean, I'm talking,
popow shut up. So they moved us out of there.

(11:52):
And last time I was home, I visited that area
and now it's all condos, reurbanization coming. Somebody bought it up.
And it all up and I'm like, wait a minute,
that's what so and so killed in the streets.

Speaker 5 (12:05):
Oh my gosh, that's what song says to sell drugs.
Didn't have cracked back then, it was selling drugs, you know,
that kind of thing. But uh yeah, I went back
in it. I didn't even recognize it.

Speaker 6 (12:13):
But before it turned out that way, I went back
and it was still bad. Yeah it was bad. But
I'm still in my childhood home. So whenever I drive
by to my home now, my mom dead right, your
room still looks the same I was.

Speaker 5 (12:25):
I would I would have loved to go, hey, can.

Speaker 12 (12:27):
I come in here?

Speaker 9 (12:27):
Look at this?

Speaker 5 (12:28):
Yeah, just so I could see because I know they
changed it, because I mean they basically flipped it. They
gutted it, I'm sure, because it was I mean, it
was old when I I mean it was built before
I was born, and it was a government house, so
it was basically just a cinderblock box.

Speaker 6 (12:41):
You know. I'm seeing celebrities, uh back when they do
used to do MTV cribs and stuff like that. This
guy's like they knock on the door and say, yeah,
I should live here. You mind if I come in? Yeah?
And he said, that was my room right there, people
just stepping there.

Speaker 5 (12:52):
Like my son said, he wants to make enough money
to buy it, just so he might. He went to
visit my mom there a lot, so he had a
lot of his FORMULAOD memories there. So he's like, I
hope I make enough money some day to buy it.
I'm like, wow, property values is gonna letup a little bit. Son,
What do you consider your childhood?

Speaker 7 (13:07):
So, I mean when we go back to Rochester, we
go back and we see the house that you know,
I was born in and all that.

Speaker 8 (13:12):
But I mean that's very depressing.

Speaker 7 (13:14):
It was three stories and we had ten acres and
my parents just talk about how they should have never
sold it.

Speaker 5 (13:19):
Yes, yeah, but I think.

Speaker 7 (13:25):
Yeah. But now, I mean, obviously I grew up in
Lake Mary. So anytime I drive around like Lakewood or
Greenwood Lakes area, I just it's the same thing as Brian.
It's like I remember so and so used to be here,
we used to live there, or we hid from the
police here, and you know, just all those memories.

Speaker 5 (13:42):
Start coming back the police. Yeah, it's just.

Speaker 7 (13:44):
Very cool because, like I said, my nephew now is
playing under the lights for football and it's back at
Lake Murray High School, So I have to drive through
all those neighborhood.

Speaker 6 (13:53):
Imagine going back to my old high school in middle school. Wow,
uh Nurice, Yeah, well, your mom's in the same house.

Speaker 5 (14:01):
We grow growing up.

Speaker 3 (14:02):
We started like in Hyalia a little bit, and then
my mom was like, we need something more American because
literally you speak Spanish in the schools, and so a
little bit of Hyaliah.

Speaker 5 (14:11):
Then we went into Boca Ratone area.

Speaker 3 (14:14):
We were there up until maybe like I was I
want to say, six or seven, and then my mom
and my dad bought the duplex that my mom still
lives in from to this day, I like over easily
over twenty years of owning that property. And so I
mean I grew up in Pompino, but like we really
like went to school in Boca Ratone, so like technically
I'm still my mom still owns the house that I

(14:34):
grew up in, which is nice because like you go
home and it's like that's home.

Speaker 6 (14:38):
Yeah, always in my neighborhood now, the one that I
grew up in, i'd say, people still there.

Speaker 3 (14:46):
Yeah, and it definitely got a lot of improvements. I
mean I think up until like four years ago they
finally put street lights finally. Really, Yeah, it's not like
the most invested street, you know. I don't want to
say it's like mad either, but like you know, there's
been a few pop hows on my street too, so yeah,
but it's done a lot better.

Speaker 6 (15:04):
You see old men. I'm like, man, who's the old
man that walks the block with a baseball? Back? Oh,
this mister so and so. Really, yeah, every every day
about six o'clock, he walks the street with a baseball. Yeah,
what does he expect to happen? Is gonna some softball
game' gonna break out, He's gonna hit somebody. I want
to find out from you. Did you ever go back

(15:25):
to your home, your childhood home, or if you still
live in it, how different was it, you know, going
back and checking things out? You just sit back in
your mind just takes you back to that time, and
you might even see yourself running playing in the street.
You see that, Bryan. Yeah, that's how he's like, you
got to snap out and you drive away, and then
you got to bring yourself back to present.

Speaker 5 (15:41):
Yeah, because there was a little empty field next to
my house, but they built a house there.

Speaker 6 (15:46):
But they left the big tree we used to climb.

Speaker 5 (15:48):
Really, I mean that tree sent me to the hospital
two three times, nailing the foot, broken arm, all the spish.

Speaker 6 (15:54):
We mean, that's what we used to do, just run
around in the woods. Basically, we had a field that
had a creek that ran by it, and we used
to call it three year old Stadium. That's just what
we did.

Speaker 5 (16:07):
We used to play in the sixty acres. But now
the sixty acres is a fancy neighborhood because somebody brought
it up and built.

Speaker 6 (16:12):
Those houses in that or old seven now one nine
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I want to find out did you go back to

(16:34):
your childhood home and how was it was? How different?
Or are you still living in your childhood home. Let's
go to Claremont may Son. Hey Mason, Hello, good morning,
good morning to you. So where's your childhood home.

Speaker 10 (16:47):
In Kentucky Louisville, Kentucky.

Speaker 6 (16:49):
Louisville, Okay, yeah, and when how long has it been
since you've gone back.

Speaker 13 (16:54):
I'm forty five and I moved here when I was eleven.

Speaker 6 (16:57):
Oh wow, five years ago.

Speaker 10 (17:00):
My dad passed away and I decided to go check out.

Speaker 13 (17:03):
My own stomping grounds. So my brother and cousin and
I drove down there and I couraged up the nerve
to knock on the door, and I told the lady.

Speaker 6 (17:13):
You asked, Hey, I just live here. Can I see aside?

Speaker 4 (17:17):
That's what I said.

Speaker 13 (17:18):
I said, I grew up here with my grandparents, and
I'm just curious to see if it still looks the same.
And she kind of looked at me crazy at first,
and I said, well, are the giant rolling stone lips
that my very eccentric uncle that was an artist drew
on the wall in the first bedroom to the left.

Speaker 10 (17:35):
And she said, you did live here? Are there?

Speaker 13 (17:40):
She said, yes, they were so cool.

Speaker 5 (17:41):
We left them.

Speaker 6 (17:42):
That's cool. So does she let you in?

Speaker 13 (17:45):
She did? She let us in. She let me see
the room, she let me go down to the basement.

Speaker 10 (17:49):
She knocked out a couple walls, took out the hot tub.

Speaker 13 (17:52):
But the shed my grandfather built was still in the backyard,
which was cool.

Speaker 5 (17:57):
Wow, and this was five years ago.

Speaker 13 (18:00):
Five years ago. I stopped there.

Speaker 6 (18:01):
Yeah, man, I'm telling if somebody came to my house now, well,
first of all, if I ain't expect you, I ain't
letting you in. You can see me walk by to
doing everything. But if you ain't calling.

Speaker 7 (18:10):
A man, I would think it was some killer trying.

Speaker 5 (18:12):
To get right. Yeah, I'm like, wow, Well she did
pass the test with the lips.

Speaker 10 (18:17):
Huh, I'm four.

Speaker 13 (18:18):
Foot eleven, don't look very But then.

Speaker 6 (18:22):
You say, then you say you want with your cousin.

Speaker 13 (18:26):
They stayed in the car.

Speaker 6 (18:26):
Oh no, four foot eleven. The two guys in the car. Hey,
I love it. What do you need? I used to
live here, so what you need I'd like to see
it look from the truck.

Speaker 13 (18:41):
But when I mentioned the rolling stone lips, she said,
oh my goodness, you did live here. I would know
that if they weren't in the house.

Speaker 5 (18:48):
You passed the test, But I don't know what you
know about you ain't getting in my house.

Speaker 13 (18:52):
Giant Like.

Speaker 6 (18:55):
Wow, wow, Well I'm glad And how long did it
when you sat in the car. How long did you
you to get back to real life?

Speaker 13 (19:03):
It took a little bit.

Speaker 10 (19:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 13 (19:05):
I was very very close with my grandmother and she
passed away about fourteen years ago.

Speaker 10 (19:09):
And I haven't I don't go back to Kentucky because Kentucky.

Speaker 6 (19:15):
Hey, look, it sounds to me Kentucky's a very friendly place.
My family's from Kentucky.

Speaker 5 (19:20):
Really. Yeah, I've been back a few times. Yeah, I
mean I didn't live there ever, but they did very friendly.
Come on and look all around my house, look at it,
look at all every place. I think it depends on where
you go. Oh right, what it's saying over the ass.

Speaker 7 (19:31):
Jamie said, I have driven by my house. I like
to look it up on Google Maps. Sometimes I've been
tempted to ask the current owners if I could walk
through it, just to see what it would look like.

Speaker 5 (19:41):
No Excel mobile power by Attorney Dan Newlan in a
wrec need to check it's a no brainer, called Attorney
Dan new Ones. Soone said they drew through their old
neighborhood in Fort Walton Beach. It looks like a scene
from Jumanji. As have overgrown really and so one said
they live in their husband's childhood home from nineteen seventy eight. Wow,
so they completely renovated it, topped a b, layers and
layers of wallpaper.

Speaker 6 (20:02):
Yoh yeah, wallpaper and paint. Some people paint over the wallpaper. Yes,
all right, what you're working on.

Speaker 7 (20:08):
Jack Black is trying to shut down these Minecraft moviegoers
three minutes.

Speaker 2 (20:13):
Away now the Johnny's House Entertainment News with's Rae.

Speaker 7 (20:17):
All right, so we're talking about the chicken jockey scene
where people start going crazy I guess in the Minecraft
movie theaters. And Jack Black, who was in the movie,
he actually made a surprise appearance in Los Angeles over
the weekend at a movie theater and he warns the
kids please no throwing popcorn. So because you know, people

(20:42):
are going rowdy as soon as that scene pops off,
and so he's just telling all the kids and everybody
that's going to see the screening to just act right.

Speaker 6 (20:51):
And that meant nothing, I know, absolutely nothing.

Speaker 7 (20:54):
I mean, it probably got the more rowdy the fact
that Jack Black was in the movie theater.

Speaker 6 (20:57):
But he's lucky somebody does some pop going on him
right now.

Speaker 5 (21:00):
He was going to say to you know if they
did it.

Speaker 8 (21:01):
Oh, I'm not sure.

Speaker 7 (21:02):
There's no follow up to it, but I just still
that he's trying to shut it down.

Speaker 5 (21:05):
That's a problem with those slurpies instead, Yeah, and real chickens.

Speaker 7 (21:10):
So I wonder if somebody asked him to do that,
or if he was like, all right, let me try
to take control of the situation.

Speaker 5 (21:14):
But who knows. Did you see this about Diddy?

Speaker 6 (21:19):
Oh? Here we go?

Speaker 7 (21:20):
The Feds have now tacked on two charges, two additional charges.
He appeared in court yesterday in Manhattan for his arraignment
on t yep on two new charges, one for sex
trafficking by force fraud and another for transportation to engage
in the prostitution yep, So a couple of things he

(21:42):
says he definitely didn't did not do, but obviously, so
far in this Diddy case, in this situation, he has
showed up in court okay, and they said he has
white hair. He has white hair and a short beard,
and pled not guilty to these indictment charges.

Speaker 5 (22:02):
To these two new charges.

Speaker 7 (22:04):
Prosecutors say that the new charges stem from allegations against
Diddy from twenty twenty one to twenty twenty four, So
these are the most recent, okay ones that are being
tacked on. So this is an individual that the Feds
simply referred to as Victim two. Diddy is now facing
five criminal charges overall, two kuinds of sex trafficking, two
kinds of transportation to engage in prostitution, and one count

(22:26):
of rocketeering.

Speaker 10 (22:27):
Wow.

Speaker 7 (22:28):
So he is again pleading not guilty to all charges.
So we'll see May fifth is when it comes off.
Obviously we know victim one is Cassie. Victim two is
where these other charges are coming from.

Speaker 6 (22:39):
I guess they don't allow hair dying jail.

Speaker 5 (22:41):
Well they want you to look sympathetic, yes's right, So
they don't want him to look cool. They want him
to look old and decrepit.

Speaker 6 (22:47):
You like it.

Speaker 7 (22:47):
But this is the first time that we've heard about
his appearance. Yea that his hair is all white and
he's got that beard.

Speaker 6 (22:53):
Yeah, that old sympathetic thing you come up. That didn't
work for Harvey. Now Harvey time, I can't see right, Okay,
I see you got one walk then you won't even
know you're in jail.

Speaker 10 (23:02):
Go back.

Speaker 6 (23:03):
How about that?

Speaker 7 (23:04):
Did you tell Brian about that conspiracy theory that told
me about Harvey Weinstein.

Speaker 6 (23:08):
Because the air.

Speaker 5 (23:09):
Oh now, I did see a story yesterday the guy
that was accusing did he with the had the wiener
attached to his head? Yes. He came out and said, Okay, no,
I didn't see jay Z and Beyonce because originally he
said that Beyonce actually spoke to him. I cannot stand
the people. Its original story was that Beyonce spoke to him.
And now he's like, okay, so they weren't there, So

(23:29):
like like now it's like, bro, now everything you say
is a lot. Wait, we have to take all of it.
As as I told you, I lawyer with people. Lawyer said,
he thinks he's gonna walk.

Speaker 4 (23:39):
I think.

Speaker 5 (23:40):
You get in the room and they get led by
people and they say what this person there? Yeah, that person,
how about this person? Yeah, they were there.

Speaker 6 (23:47):
That was your story of that.

Speaker 7 (23:49):
One girl did come out and she said listen, he
was trying to basically.

Speaker 8 (23:52):
Force me to say that jay Z was upon the
situation and yeah.

Speaker 5 (23:56):
And then they're like, so you saw Beyonce, Well yeah,
I guess I did.

Speaker 6 (23:59):
But now and then these people are like, no, Beyonce
was on tour in this city. There's no way she
could have been there, and so now he's saying, okay,
so maybe they weren't down.

Speaker 5 (24:07):
I just want to punch these people in the face.

Speaker 7 (24:08):
I ran Chaboozie has now a new deluxe version of
his twenty twenty four album, So if you're a big
fan of his, it's coming out next week. It's called
Where I've Been Isn't Where I'm Going? The Complete Edition.
It's going to feature new songs with Jelly Roll and so,
I mean, this is a big, big thing for Shaboozie.
I think that he's still doing pretty well.

Speaker 6 (24:29):
Listen, he'll be able to say he'll be singing that
song for years, Yeah, for years.

Speaker 7 (24:34):
It's also got a new song from Miles Smith and yeah,
so there's a lot of new tracks on April twenty fifth.

Speaker 6 (24:40):
All right, what's trending on the way next?

Speaker 3 (24:42):
So, yesterday we made a historic milestone with an all
women crew on Blue Origin Space Exploration mission that went
on for eleven minutes. It's been sixty years since the
first all women crew, but with all this type on
the space trip. One of the most recognized moments from
that journey is Gail King and her facial expression, Yes
she is trending like right now. The look on her face.

(25:05):
So she walked down that walkway and went to go
ring the bell. It's a combination of fear, worrisome, and humbleness.

Speaker 5 (25:10):
I wanted to add that part in there. Look on
what am I doing? What am I doing?

Speaker 3 (25:15):
Some of the funny comments that I saw on social
media was Gail King is all of us on a Monday?

Speaker 5 (25:20):
And someone else put Gail, you can turn around, sus
you can't turn around. Everybody else was like yeah, She's
like she couldn't turn around. She got a billionaire paid
for this flight. Oprah was down there watching. She had
no choice, and you saw the first thing she did
when she got back.

Speaker 6 (25:35):
The dirt that what she did, Yeah, because I'm sure
she was, you know, buckled to the chair going what.

Speaker 3 (25:45):
She did say that this trip is life changing and
empowering and it made her feel like she could do anything.

Speaker 6 (25:49):
So that you're talking about this morning to say that
the whole thing was fake, No, I mean there's even
Amy Schumer went on a look.

Speaker 5 (25:57):
And making fun I'm going to talk about it. In celebrities,
there's a lot of people that are I think that
what happened was it was cool, cool, cool, cool, and
then it was like overkill, and so everyone's like, okay, great,
a bunch of rich ladies went to space that a
billionaire paid for.

Speaker 6 (26:09):
Right, but I think I think outside of anything that's
happened in political that was the biggest thing. Yeah. No,
it's a great story.

Speaker 5 (26:15):
It's just a lot of people were like, all right, cool,
you're you're not astronauts.

Speaker 6 (26:18):
You didn't have helmets on. For God's sake. Yeah, put
me on that thing, Johnny astronaut, Let me ride, Let
me ride. I'll be well, here's the well we you
talk about it.

Speaker 5 (26:29):
We can go semantics and they went to the edge
of space, so they didn't really go to space. So
actual astronauts that that trained to be astronauts.

Speaker 6 (26:37):
Are like laying on a second. Let let me ride
Blue Rage. I'll be right out there, Kenny Space and
every Friday with my own table set.

Speaker 5 (26:43):
Up, meet an astronaut. O my god. We would do
appearances where you could meet astronaut Johnny.

Speaker 6 (26:50):
Man right hey, and I wouldn't even manage.

Speaker 5 (26:54):
It, but I would look at you and going, hey, dog,
you know you ain't an astronaut.

Speaker 10 (26:57):
Right.

Speaker 6 (26:59):
A few of us did this.

Speaker 5 (27:00):
Man you're so.

Speaker 6 (27:04):
Here's the thing.

Speaker 5 (27:05):
I've met Katy Perry and I've met a real astronaut,
and they're not the same. No, I love Katy Perry
and I love the real as not that I met,
but they're.

Speaker 6 (27:13):
Not the same. Set up a booth ten dollars photo
with the real astronaut.

Speaker 5 (27:16):
Joy Man, I'm picturing the old school Tracy Morgan snl
astronaut Jones a rocket.

Speaker 6 (27:25):
That's right, I'm on a rocket.

Speaker 3 (27:30):
Okay, let me see a squeeze one more in there,
you Google, alright, listen.

Speaker 6 (27:36):
Astronaut can.

Speaker 5 (27:38):
Google has launched Oh, your mom would be all in
all day long. Mom was set up a booth at
the grocery store. You need a nastronaut's mom. There you
go right there. I'm we'll save it for the next
think we're all the time. Go ahead, squeeze it in there.
Google has launch of fun crossover with poke Kemon.

Speaker 3 (28:00):
So this is now where users can catch the original
one hundred and fifty one pokemons. Unlike the actual Pokemon
app where you would need to travel and go around
and find these Pokemons. For this one, all you need
to do is just go on Google Search, type in
the name of the Pokemon you want to catch, and
then there's going to be a Pokemon ball that pops
up if you want to try it. I just did
it myself, and then you can collect them in your
pokey decks. Just to heads up, there is no grand

(28:23):
prize to all of this. It's really just for the
enjoyment of the fans.

Speaker 6 (28:26):
How is that Pokemon you remember a couple years ago?
Is that still happening? When you go around town, Pokemon go?
It disappeared? Yea, Now my son and his friends go.
Really and if we're out siwhere he goes. Hang on
a second, I got to see I there's any Pokemon around?
That is so cool? Really?

Speaker 5 (28:38):
Yeah, you like the parks, it's like more likely to
catch it.

Speaker 6 (28:41):
It serves back. It disappeared and then it surged back. Yeah.
All it's tied to play smarter than your hood. That's
when you call us up and say, I want to
represent the city that I live in. And the way
you do so is you answer very simple questions where
had they come from? These are a little harder than usual.
They are general knowledge questions. I didn't go like elementary
or middle school, so these are a little harder than usual.

(29:02):
I'm just gonna let you know. Now I got a
pair of tickets. See Big Time Rush Sunday, July thirteenth,
Mid Florida Credit Union Amber Theater. If you like to go,
if you got to play the game four O seven
now one nine one O six seven eight seven seven
nine one nine one O six seven, represent your city,
play Smarter than your Hood on Johnny's House mostly Sunday
with the high eighty seven rais it's still fifty nine
and warm up a little bit sixty two right now,

(29:24):
all right, it's time to play Smarter than your Hood.
That's what you call up. And you represent your city
by asking. I mean, I think I probably have the
easiest question ever answered on this contest. First thing you
must do is meet our contestants. And today you are
playing for a pair of tickets. See Big Time Rush Sunday,
July thirteenth at the Mid Florida Credit Union Ambi Theater.

(29:44):
And she's from Nursing representing the city of Melbourne. Let's
say good morning to Nicole. Hey, Nicole, good morning, And
how long have you lived in Mailbourne.

Speaker 10 (29:54):
I've lived here about twelve years old.

Speaker 6 (29:57):
And what do you love most about Meilbourne.

Speaker 13 (30:00):
I love the parks that we have here. There's been
a lot of new buildings, you know.

Speaker 14 (30:05):
Around here.

Speaker 13 (30:06):
Being in Brevard.

Speaker 14 (30:07):
County, you know, it was kind of isolated, but now
it's getting built a lot.

Speaker 13 (30:10):
But I'm glad that we're keeping our parks and I'm
so close to the beach.

Speaker 6 (30:15):
So what do you do for a living? Because you
speak a lot.

Speaker 8 (30:18):
You work for the city, don't you.

Speaker 13 (30:20):
No, I'm in nursing.

Speaker 5 (30:21):
Oh yeah, that's why she didn't say that.

Speaker 6 (30:23):
Oh yeah, as a nurse. I want that kind of communication.
So I like that you keep on talking. I want that.
I want to know everything absolutely. All right, let's find
out who you're going to play against it if you
can connect to the line three after school cow slaying
representing the city of Deltona River? What's that river?

Speaker 4 (30:42):
Good morning?

Speaker 6 (30:43):
And how are you river?

Speaker 4 (30:44):
I'm good? How are you?

Speaker 6 (30:45):
And how long have you lived in Deltona?

Speaker 13 (30:48):
My entire life?

Speaker 6 (30:49):
And what's high school? Did you go to?

Speaker 15 (30:51):
Hi?

Speaker 12 (30:51):
I wi?

Speaker 5 (30:54):
We took Bob there one time for I mean, it
happened just like that. It was packed. Wow.

Speaker 6 (31:00):
All right? Have you ever played this game before? I
have not, and this is your first time playing. Okay, Nicole, Nicole,
you ever played before?

Speaker 10 (31:08):
Yes, a few times?

Speaker 6 (31:09):
And how did you do.

Speaker 5 (31:11):
About half and a half last time?

Speaker 6 (31:14):
When your winner or loser? Oh so, River, you're going
against a loser. All right, the way it works, he
was gonna ask you a question. Do not answer the question,
yell out your city, and will give you the opportunity
to answer it. You get it right, you get a point,
you get it wrong, we take away a point. But
you know, the last question is either for the win

(31:35):
or for a tie, and we go into a tire breaker. Okay,
got deep?

Speaker 9 (31:40):
Who was that?

Speaker 5 (31:41):
Good lord? I'm assuming she's lost in the tie breaking before?

Speaker 6 (31:43):
Is that when you lost?

Speaker 1 (31:44):
Nicole?

Speaker 6 (31:48):
All right, listen, I gotta find out. We gotta find
out what you sound like on the air. So on
the counter three, yell out your cities. Here we go,
one two three number. Okay, River, if you can to
be a little louder, here we go. Let's try to again.
One two three, perfect, perfect. All right, here's your first question.

(32:10):
How do you say five? In Spanish? Her Melbourne? Yeah, Nicole.

Speaker 5 (32:18):
Cinco is correct.

Speaker 6 (32:20):
You got the point? All right?

Speaker 8 (32:21):
Did you have to think about it?

Speaker 13 (32:23):
No, she says she's.

Speaker 6 (32:25):
Playing a game.

Speaker 10 (32:26):
No, I'm Mexican, so.

Speaker 6 (32:32):
This game is culturally biased.

Speaker 5 (32:35):
We had no idea. We did not answer, We did
not scream for that.

Speaker 3 (32:40):
All right, there is okay, how many amendments make up
the Bill of rights?

Speaker 6 (32:47):
That would be river?

Speaker 13 (32:50):
Seven?

Speaker 6 (32:51):
Oh you get negative one? Okay, Ryan? All right?

Speaker 5 (33:01):
In the nursery rhyme, what does the itsy bitsy spider
climb up?

Speaker 6 (33:07):
That would be river? That is correct? Yeah, now have zero?
All right, here we go. This is how it works, Nicole,
to your favorite part. Nicole, you get it right, you win.
It's simple. It's all yours. You get it wrong. It's
a time river. You get it right. It is a tie.
You get it wrong, you lose oday. Are you ladies ready? Yes,

(33:36):
miss Ray, if you will?

Speaker 5 (33:38):
All right?

Speaker 7 (33:40):
What is the seventeenth letter of the English alphabet?

Speaker 10 (33:45):
Oh? Gosh, you have five seconds.

Speaker 5 (33:48):
They're doing it in their head.

Speaker 6 (33:49):
We need seventeen seconds to count seventeen.

Speaker 5 (33:52):
That's why I'm giving them five.

Speaker 6 (33:53):
Daltona, I heard daltona.

Speaker 7 (33:56):
Yeah, no, oh no, no, river, you had time to count.

Speaker 5 (34:05):
You had time to count. I tried to stole on
everything down. I was gonna eat me. Five seconds, five
seconds count the.

Speaker 15 (34:15):
Tempting bag, right, I love using my finger so yeah,
you're not goun to do that.

Speaker 5 (34:20):
Well, you ain't got seventeen fingers, so you're out of
gas anyway.

Speaker 6 (34:24):
River, Unfortunately, first time playing you lost.

Speaker 5 (34:28):
You lose, ma'am. Good day, ma'am and Nicole.

Speaker 6 (34:35):
Finally you want again.

Speaker 5 (34:36):
You got a pair of tickets see Big Time Rush
Sunday and you're like thirteenth at the mid for the credit,
un empathy.

Speaker 6 (34:45):
Thank you.

Speaker 5 (34:46):
If River don't give up, we want you to try
again another time. Okay, yes, all right.

Speaker 13 (34:50):
All right, he's playing.

Speaker 5 (34:51):
You play weround, keep playing around, you play spirit right there,
keep on playing.

Speaker 6 (34:55):
That's what I need. Ye, hold on, get some information
from you. We come back. We talk about a perfect
day on Johnny's house. It's gonna be breezy sixty two
right now. Looking for a high to day of eighty
seven eighty seven. So researchers come up what they call
a truly joyful day.

Speaker 5 (35:15):
Explain it, Brian, Yeah, So they put together a scientific
formula and if you add this all together, they say
it equals the truly joyful day. So six hours with
your family, two hours with your friends, an hour and
a half of extra socializing.

Speaker 6 (35:30):
It doesn't say what that is, but you know, just whatever.

Speaker 5 (35:32):
Two hours of exercise, which is a little excessive to me,
but whatever, an hour of eating and drinking. Maybe flip
those less than six hours of work. So whatever it
is you do for work, less than six hours of
that and only one hour of screen time one hour? Yeah,
only one hour. Now, this is research, so everybody else
could be different, right, everyone's going to be a little
bit different. But this is they've crunched the numbers and

(35:54):
this is what they say, scientifically would equal a truly
joyful day based on all the people they spoke to.

Speaker 6 (35:59):
Did they throw sleeping in it?

Speaker 5 (36:00):
No, because this is why you're awake. So I mean
you could add if you I'm looking at the hours,
how many did it? I mean, I mean this only
counts for what eight, nine and a half, ten, eleven
and a half, twelve, It's only this only accounts for
like your awake time time?

Speaker 6 (36:13):
Yeakay, all right? So Brian, what would your truly joyful day?
What it would consist of? Well, I don't need a
whole six hours with family. That's a little too much.

Speaker 5 (36:23):
I think we could flip that. Actually, you know what
I'll split it. I'll take two hours with family and
four hours by myself just alone. Then I'm okay with
the two hours with friends. You know what, I'll combine
the hour and a half of exercise age and make
it three and a half hours of my friends.

Speaker 6 (36:39):
Let's scrap the two hours of exercise. I don't need that.

Speaker 5 (36:42):
About twenty minutes of that, and then I'll add that
to the eating, so about an hour and a half
of eating and drinking. And then I would like to
do no work, So I don't know why less than
six hours of work even got factored in there. I
would go with zero hours of work. And then I
want a few hours of screen time because I want
to at least watch a movie.

Speaker 6 (36:57):
Okay, oh yeah, so TV counts as Yeah, it counts
the screen time.

Speaker 5 (37:01):
So now I didn't I didn't say what I would
be doing with those times, because I would love to
be on the boat or whatever. But I'm just saying,
in general, okay, that's what I would deal with.

Speaker 6 (37:08):
I want six hours with family that includes my mom
out and my kid in that mix to my mom
and niece's six hours of that. Give me four hours
with the girlfriend. Give me about two hours of screen time.
I love doing the show, so I'm glad to throw
four in there, and then two hours of just chilling,
smoking a cigar about the pool. Yeah, okay, I'm just

(37:29):
like the day was a good at the end of
the day, go day was a good day. That was
a true joyful that was a very joyful day.

Speaker 5 (37:37):
That's good.

Speaker 6 (37:38):
Ray, what about you?

Speaker 7 (37:39):
Okay, So I'm gonna do the four hours of work
because I enjoyed the four hours that we get to
talk together. I'm going to do one hour of exercise, okay,
and then after that I would like my girlfriend had
joined me for the rest of the day. So whatever
those hours got up to be, but maybe two hours
of food and drinks with some friends, you.

Speaker 6 (37:58):
Know, damn what, you're gonna be drinking longer than that.

Speaker 5 (37:59):
But two hours.

Speaker 8 (38:00):
I'm gonna cut it off at two hours.

Speaker 5 (38:04):
Couldn't have drinks during the.

Speaker 7 (38:08):
Two hours with my extended family, so like my nephews, niece,
like all that stuff. And then I want one hour
of just outdoors, like whether it's sitting outside and reading,
sitting by the pool, walking like something like that. And
then obviously like four hours with the kids would be good.

Speaker 5 (38:28):
Solid.

Speaker 6 (38:29):
That would be a good day. Yeah, good day. Okay,
all right, Nurice, Okay, what is your truly joyful day?
Say it was a perfect day, a joyful day, okay.

Speaker 3 (38:39):
So I'm gonna go with a maximum of five hours
of working, right, so we do four here and then
maybe an extra tossing in there and doing some work.
Two hours of cooking and eating, so a combination of
two well, like you know, an altogether I would say,
like maybe, yeah, like meal prepping kind of thing. Two

(38:59):
hours is a combination of reading and sunbathing. So doing
that altogether, three hours with my nieces and nephew, I
think that'd be great. One hour walking Guadaloupe or longboarding
you'll talk an hour, yeah, like you'd be surprised, like
a one simple mile walk and last for like thirty minutes,
forty minutes, but like you know, taking my time with it.
And then for some reason, if if I could just

(39:21):
do less than one hour of driving with all of that,
it'd be a perfect day.

Speaker 5 (39:25):
Oh my gosh, serious want to drive?

Speaker 6 (39:27):
I just yeah, I drive everywhere because I factored in
either between hanging out with my girl and my family.
Somebody gonna feed me. I ain't playing. Yeah, I ain't
no cooking. I'm not cooking anything, right, your female. Yeah,
I'm assuming And I left workout because I don't want
to get up at three in the morning. So while
I do enjoy hanging.

Speaker 5 (39:44):
Out with y'all, hey, I would be required to drive
here and I have to get up early.

Speaker 6 (39:48):
So now I ain't doing that. My first My first
word is to bridn this one and we'll walk to
the video.

Speaker 5 (39:53):
Bro some time already already, you can't have a joyful
day already, no matter what, Bro.

Speaker 6 (40:00):
I'm dying, all right. We want to hear from you
what would be a truly joyful day? And when you
think about this and it has to do it friends,
family or whatever, it could be nothing and watch screen
time for twelve hours. I mean, it is your joyful day,
because no one knows how your life runs except you.
Right now, what would your joyful day consist of? Four

(40:21):
oh seven now one nine one o six seven eight
seven seven now one nine one o six seven the
Xcel mobile you can always text that. That's four one
oh six seven live stream social media. We want to
hear from you. Think about it for a second and
break it down. Let everybody know, what would your truly
joyful day be? Now, game Brown? What was research? Say it?
Six hours is family?

Speaker 5 (40:40):
Yeah, you gotta have six hours for your family in there,
according to the research, six hours for your family, two
hours with your friends, hour and a half of extra socializing,
two hours of exercise ridiculous, one hour of eating and drinking,
less than six hours of work, and only one hour
of screen time.

Speaker 6 (40:54):
All right, four oh seven now one nine one o
six seven eight seven seven nine one nine one o
six seven And tell us what would be your truly
joyful day? Can't wait to hear it next on Johnny's
Fine Out For you personally, what is your formula for
a truly joyful day? A truly joyful day? Calling us
from Claremont, Caitlin. Good morning, good morning, and how do

(41:18):
you ma'am?

Speaker 5 (41:20):
Good?

Speaker 16 (41:20):
How are you good?

Speaker 6 (41:21):
Good? How old are you?

Speaker 10 (41:23):
I am fifteen, fifteen years old?

Speaker 6 (41:25):
All right, tell us about your truly joyful day.

Speaker 16 (41:29):
It would have to be chilling with my cats for
about like two hours. I would work out for maybe
an hour and a half, okay, I would play softball
for like two hours. I would hang out with my
brother and play Fortnite because that's a favorite game. Okay,
for maybe an hour and a half, and then the

(41:50):
rest of the time I would chill with my family
because I love them so much.

Speaker 6 (41:53):
Oh look at that. Wow, that sounds like a truly
joyful day. Thank you well, thank you for sharing that
you have a wonderful day in school. Okay, you too,
all right, thanks for calling. Bye bye nice. All right,
let's see here from Orlando, Paisley, good morning.

Speaker 13 (42:09):
Good morning.

Speaker 5 (42:10):
All right, let's hear about your truly joyful day.

Speaker 11 (42:13):
So my truly joyful day would be a day where
I can start the day in Orlando while also still
being in my home state of West Virginia. So I
just moved here a couple months ago, and I really
really missed my family.

Speaker 6 (42:25):
All you'll a homesick, oh.

Speaker 11 (42:28):
A little bit, but I still love it down here.
But my truly joyful day with being able to start
and in the day in Orlando, but also being able
to go back home if money weren't a problem, if
flights weren't a problem, it's driving weren't a problem, can
see my family and get to actually spend time with them.

Speaker 6 (42:44):
Ah, so you're missing that home cooking.

Speaker 13 (42:46):
Oh uh?

Speaker 6 (42:48):
And what's the what's the what's the restaurant in West Virginia? You, miss, I.

Speaker 13 (42:53):
Would have to say all of areas.

Speaker 11 (42:55):
It's a good homestyle Italian cooking.

Speaker 5 (42:58):
Man, you ain't find it now here, now you can't.
I'm sure you can find something close yet a little bit.

Speaker 13 (43:05):
Yeah, yeah, yes, yes.

Speaker 5 (43:06):
It's good.

Speaker 1 (43:06):
Wow.

Speaker 6 (43:07):
And what what brought you to Orlando?

Speaker 11 (43:10):
I actually moved here directly after graduating from college for.

Speaker 4 (43:13):
A job down here.

Speaker 6 (43:14):
Oh okay, because a lot of people come down here
in vacation and the next day, no, I.

Speaker 11 (43:19):
Came down here, came down here for a job.

Speaker 6 (43:21):
Wow. And he came down by yourself. Did you have
a boyfriend or husband or something?

Speaker 13 (43:26):
Nope, by myself.

Speaker 6 (43:27):
I did that. It's weird.

Speaker 13 (43:30):
It's weird.

Speaker 6 (43:30):
Yeah, you got you gotta find everything, start everything over
from scratch.

Speaker 13 (43:35):
Yep.

Speaker 6 (43:35):
Yeah, all right, well.

Speaker 5 (43:36):
You hang in there, okay, yes, thank you, all.

Speaker 6 (43:38):
Right, thank you for calling a little homestick. I get that.
I was homestick a lot when I first moved in
man from from Orlando, Michelle, good morning, good morning. All right,
tell us about your truly joyful day.

Speaker 4 (43:50):
Well, it would, of course start with sleeping in and
then getting together with my friends packing up a cooler
full of wine and food.

Speaker 9 (44:01):
And that's a.

Speaker 6 (44:01):
Wine coolers, Bros. Maybe that's a wine coolers.

Speaker 5 (44:06):
Wow.

Speaker 6 (44:08):
They still they still make those.

Speaker 4 (44:12):
Because we're going to the beach.

Speaker 6 (44:14):
Yeah, what's your favorite wine cooler?

Speaker 10 (44:20):
Pretty much?

Speaker 4 (44:21):
Any of them? Yeah?

Speaker 6 (44:23):
Yeah, they still coming four packs?

Speaker 4 (44:25):
Yeah, yes, and let's be buy the twelve pack.

Speaker 5 (44:30):
Hey, we were talking about that the other day, talking
about wine coolers. They're all like Seltzer's now. Yeah, it's
all Celso's now.

Speaker 4 (44:37):
I cool. When you have on the beach, you don't
want to drink, you know, like liquor, because you'll just
not have that much of a good time.

Speaker 5 (44:44):
Just kidd.

Speaker 6 (44:46):
People say you crazy, God drink look at the beach.

Speaker 10 (44:48):
All.

Speaker 6 (44:49):
I didn't say that, but one would say that. I
saw Screwdriver telling you. You said that, Ray, act like
you judged her a seagrooms. They still make the wine coolers.

Speaker 5 (45:00):
Yes, yeah, it's get a cooler full of peach blini
four pack right here, man, Green Apple. Could you get
arrested if you'd a drunk on wine coolers? You'd get
sick before you got drunk on from all the sugar.

Speaker 6 (45:16):
Michelle, thank you, hopefully that a perfect day'll work out
for you. Joyful daill work out for you? Oh yeah, okay, yeah, yeah,
thank you for sharing that. All right, said, I'm about
drink no liqu at the beach. Ray all right, I
do what over there?

Speaker 7 (45:32):
Somebody said, honestly, I just need like twelve to sixteen
hours of uninterrupted sleep.

Speaker 8 (45:36):
Yeah, it would be a perfect.

Speaker 6 (45:38):
Day for me. I just want to wake up when
I want to wake up, yes, you know. And if
I roll over and I want to go back to sleep,
then let me go back to sleep and then I'll
start my beautiful guilty day. You know. Ryan, Let's the
XLM will Power by Attorney Dan Newlan interrect.

Speaker 5 (45:51):
You need to check.

Speaker 6 (45:52):
It's a no brainer.

Speaker 5 (45:53):
Call Attorney Dan newl And someone said, wake up early
and get a tea time with the wife, then a
couple of hours for lunch at a uh and then
go home and spend a couple of hours with the
dogs and cook dinner. A couple hours doing that, and
then just bend some trash reality TV with a bottle
of wine for a couple hours and then go.

Speaker 6 (46:11):
To bed, and that would be a truly joyful day.

Speaker 5 (46:14):
Then someone said they already had a truly joyful day
because they went from Ocalada winter Garden and no accidents
on the turnpipe.

Speaker 7 (46:22):
All right, Ray own the astronauts from yesterday an astronauts.

Speaker 8 (46:27):
They're clapping back at some of the criticism.

Speaker 6 (46:29):
At the tourists from yesterday. There you go.

Speaker 4 (46:32):
Now.

Speaker 2 (46:33):
The Johnny's House Entertainment News.

Speaker 7 (46:36):
Celebrity News is sponsored by fair Winds Credit Union. So yesterday,
obviously we watched Gail King, Laurence Sanchez, Katie Perry, Amanda
Winn and Asia Bo. They went out to space, yes,
or the edge of space space, and they became the
first all women crew to visit space since the Soviet

(46:58):
Cosma what is it cosmonaut? What was that in the
nineteen sixties?

Speaker 5 (47:01):
I think sixty three? They said, yes, it was, or
it's been sixty three years, one of those. It's been
a long time been anyways.

Speaker 7 (47:07):
You know, there's a lot of people that have some
things to say.

Speaker 6 (47:10):
Haters are going to hate. You're right, they didn't go
to space, correct.

Speaker 7 (47:19):
So anyways, somebody Olivia Wilde said billion dollars bought some
good memes. I guess she wrote on her story kept
talking about Katie Perry kissing the floor, and that's what
another person was posting about, like, oh great, they spent
three minutes in space and now they're kissing the.

Speaker 6 (47:35):
Earth, Like, well, she kissed the ground and she liked it.

Speaker 7 (47:37):
Yes, And that was another one that was putting around.
I kissed the ground and I liked it. Somebody tweeted, she.

Speaker 6 (47:44):
Kissed the ground and she liked it.

Speaker 5 (47:48):
Hey, consultant going, that's gold bab, that's gold baby.

Speaker 7 (47:53):
Emily Radikowski, she's a supermodel. She did come out on
a rant talking about how the women's short space boy
Edge and others that are liking mother Earth all the
time are now damaging mother Earth. She was talking about,
you care about mother Earth, and it's about Mother Earth,
and you're going up in a spaceship that is built
and paid for by a company that is single handily

(48:15):
destroying the planet. So there's a lot of people like
I said, but yeah, So we have Gail King and
Lauren Sanchez that are officially clapping back as talking about
anybody that's criticizing it doesn't really understand what's happening here.
And they said, we can all speak to the responses
that we're getting from young women and young girls about
what this represents because it's a lot of girls that
probably saw that, young girls that are like, oh my gosh,

(48:36):
I want to go to space too.

Speaker 5 (48:37):
That's so cool.

Speaker 7 (48:39):
But yeah, so Lauren Sanchez said that she gets real
fired up obviously. Her fiance, who has created the Blue Origin,
said that I would love for them to come down
here and see the thousands of employees that don't just
work here, but they put their heart and soul into
this vehicle.

Speaker 6 (48:55):
And plus I will find way you work, have my
boyfriend by your company and fire you and then sell
the company.

Speaker 5 (49:01):
Paul Loss Yeah, I mean, I mean I could see
how it could inspire people to want to go. I
mean on a flight that costs anywhere between one to
twenty eight million dollars. Saved me.

Speaker 6 (49:13):
I just saved me on that one. Please.

Speaker 7 (49:15):
I just love that some people are like I've been
on rides at Walt Disney World longer than what they
just spent in space.

Speaker 6 (49:21):
I would have kissed the ground too. First of all,
I made it back now, even though it was just
on the edge of space. I made it back down.

Speaker 7 (49:28):
Floating inside the Space Corps, which is really that is
really cool to see.

Speaker 5 (49:31):
You don't have to go that high to get to
zero grab. I mean, but I mean they do float
for a few minutes. It's all cool. Just to me,
just call it what it is. It's space tourism, and
that's fine. If you call it that, I'm cool with that.
That's what it is.

Speaker 7 (49:44):
I feel like it was soon like as soon as
one celebrity came out, like Olivia Mon and then Amy Schumer,
Olivia went wild, like there's a lot of people I
started saying negative things. And then it was like the
floodgates were open, talking about like what is the point.

Speaker 6 (49:56):
Because they felt like it was safe to do.

Speaker 5 (49:58):
Because now it's like people that are not part of
the establishment saying, okay, this look. One of the training
videos was what colored lipstick they were going to take
with them. To me, that's okay, cool, you're you're a
space tourist and that's fine. Just called that.

Speaker 6 (50:11):
I guess for me, I mean, hey, y'all did your thing.
Y'all the world is saying celebrating you. I may have
felt that way, but for that moment, I'm just gonna
keep it to myself.

Speaker 7 (50:20):
That's just that's there is a major corporation that actually
had something to say, yesterday on social media, I have
you saw this? There was that picture of Katy Perry
that you know she returned to space. She was kissing
the ground, and Wendy's actually actually replied to that picture
and said can we send her back?

Speaker 5 (50:39):
I was like, I don't know. Wendy hated Katie so much,
That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 7 (50:46):
I'm like for them to come out and the rest
apply to that picture, and they're like, can we send
her back? And a lot of people are commenting saying
good one. Wendies like, you know, chiming in saying that, like,
but what's the beef for?

Speaker 5 (50:59):
I see what you did in there, but what's the
beef for? I don't want to fix your joke. But
their sluggan was where's the beef? You should have said, yeah,
where's the beef. That's exactly how this article starts out.
Where's the beef? Didn't say it, but.

Speaker 6 (51:15):
That was before your time.

Speaker 5 (51:16):
Where's the beef?

Speaker 6 (51:17):
Lady? Yeah, I'm glad you caught that. You catch it.
You gotta be ready with that whistle, baby. I have
to sit there all day, like, where's the beef?

Speaker 5 (51:31):
Is not Army's they have the meats try to correct me.

Speaker 7 (51:36):
Is there anything else we want to fight about? No,
I'm just kidding.

Speaker 8 (51:40):
Yeah, if you want to.

Speaker 6 (51:41):
There's a local couple have I think done it twice? Yeah,
they paid for they paid for it.

Speaker 1 (51:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (51:46):
Also the song that everybody wanted to know that Katy
Perry sung in Space, because that was a big situation
as well, she said.

Speaker 5 (51:54):
True Live crew. I was ready. I was ready, she said.
She sang back that astronaut up. Hey, you know, if
y'all want me to get rid of the slide whistle no,
the XL mobile, say get rid of it.

Speaker 6 (52:11):
You just shake that astronaut. Let me see what you got.

Speaker 8 (52:13):
Hey, No, she sang, what a wonderful world?

Speaker 6 (52:19):
Same thing. I clapped back on everybody. I'd just be
on social media cuts to everybody out y'all, man, y'all
ain't gout. I was down.

Speaker 7 (52:27):
I would be actually a little upset because everybody was
like really focused on Katy Perry being there, and if
I was, like, you know, the movie producer, you know,
like the captivists that was up there, I'd be like,
don't you guys care what I was doing? A cad
like you want to know what Katy Perry was singing.

Speaker 6 (52:45):
Brian, if you said if that video they watched had
something about the dude with lipstick in that video, it
should have told them, listen, when you hit the ground,
because it's such a hot story, you gonna be me.
You're gonna be attacked. Yeah, please know as soon as
you turned down.

Speaker 5 (52:59):
I don't think they thought they would be, honestly, well,
and for the first few hours they weren't.

Speaker 6 (53:03):
No, they weren't. I think it got it got to.

Speaker 5 (53:05):
Where it was shoved down everyone's throat as a space mission,
and it was like so groundbreaking, and then people were like, okay, enough,
a bunch of rich people went to space, and we're
all over here struggling to buy gas. So I think
eventually it flipped, and it flipped quick. I don't think
they expected it, honestly, and I mean, in all seriousness,
I don't care that they went to space. It's great
whatever I'm making jokes, but to me, it's space tourism.

(53:26):
It just is what it is, and people in about
a month that somebody else would go up.

Speaker 8 (53:31):
I think it's great. I think it is great.

Speaker 7 (53:33):
I mean to see all the women up there, but
I wish they kind of did it on trade, like
did we have to waste that much money for free
or they did do it?

Speaker 8 (53:40):
I know, but like I don't know.

Speaker 5 (53:43):
Even more mad, they're like, wait a second, you only
got to go for free because she's banging out Jeff Maso, Oh.

Speaker 6 (53:47):
Dang, listen, I'm sorry, and my girl with a multi
billion Now I'm taking my friends in space too.

Speaker 5 (53:53):
You know the perks.

Speaker 6 (53:57):
I don't know what's the joking.

Speaker 5 (53:58):
Not just agree with you. I agree with you. It's
like the same concept.

Speaker 6 (54:03):
I'm whatever.

Speaker 3 (54:06):
I was gonna say, like if you think about it,
if you think about it, we're working here on ex
I want to six seven we get we get perks too.
It's like it's like if you're a billionaire and you
own and you run a space shift, It's like, yeah,
I'm gonna get my girl in that space shuttle.

Speaker 5 (54:18):
They just do that to stop it. Compare going to
space too. I was getting some free tickets to this,
I know, some tickets we ain't got away. Yeah, we'll
be pretty if we did.

Speaker 6 (54:27):
Perk is that it would be crazy.

Speaker 5 (54:29):
Even if we were there for eleven minutes, I'd be happy,
but true.

Speaker 6 (54:34):
On the way this one of quickly sixty five. How
today of eighty seven a lot of sunshine Brian grinds
giving them stories of the way. But true, Well, somebody's
side hustle was a little bit illegal, and then now
it's over.

Speaker 5 (54:44):
There is a grave digger in Sicily, so he decided
he make a little extra money.

Speaker 6 (54:48):
Uh, now he's in jail.

Speaker 5 (54:50):
Him and eighteen accomplices were reselling burial sites. Well no,
remove corpses already buried in them and then resell the sites.
And they actually had three funeral parlors involved help.

Speaker 6 (55:03):
So I guess they didn't put up any headstones.

Speaker 9 (55:05):
I don't.

Speaker 6 (55:06):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (55:07):
I mean I guess not because if I came to visit, Yeah,
there's a headstone.

Speaker 6 (55:11):
That's what you notice. Stop right, So yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 5 (55:13):
They were stealing jewelry and stuff obviously that's that's bad.

Speaker 6 (55:18):
They were still in jury off the dead people. They're
going into caskets after they're in the ground and taking
off their jewelry. That's yeah.

Speaker 5 (55:26):
Themen is eighteen accomplices now in jail, so wow, whatever,
So this is crazy.

Speaker 6 (55:31):
Recent advancements in neuroscience.

Speaker 5 (55:34):
They're bringing in the idea that you can dampen and
eventually erase traumatic memories. I heard so like and they
had a movie heard about this eternal Sunshine at the
Spotless Mind. So it's kind of like that where you
can completely erase a memory. Now it's not fully there yet.
They can dampen it at this point, but they're thinking
if they can get it to the point where they
can damp it enough, you'll just.

Speaker 6 (55:54):
Forget about it. What's the process of it, Yeah, I
don't know.

Speaker 5 (55:57):
It's nerve.

Speaker 6 (55:58):
It's a neurosurgeon they found and that's dealing with it,
the neul thing in your brain where it is held.

Speaker 8 (56:03):
Yeah, but it's like surgery.

Speaker 5 (56:05):
This says they you use right now, what they're doing,
magnetic fields to stimulate specific areas, and then they implant
electrodes into those areas, and then they use high blood
pressure medicine and then combined all that together and it
dampens your memories. And they're thinking to the point eventually
where they can just erase them all together, so you
won't have any bad memories.

Speaker 7 (56:26):
So let's basically a step up from am d R
because AMDR is supposed to erase.

Speaker 5 (56:31):
Yeah, yeah, I mean I get it. At the same time.
That's slippery slope. Start erasing memories because then they can.
Who's to say they don't erase stuff that they want
to erase that you didn't want to raise.

Speaker 6 (56:44):
I don't know you get home? Hey baby, how was you?
How was your surgery? I'm sorry? Who's right? I'm sorry? Who? Oops?

Speaker 5 (56:55):
Send him back? Oops. Now this is crazy. This is
someone who had a good thing going and they took
a little too far. So back in two thousand and three,
there was a woman. She's working as a supermarket in Spain.
She was attacked by a customer. She following that traumatic incident,
was diagnosed with the PTSD and a stress disorder and

(57:17):
she said she lost the ability to speak.

Speaker 6 (57:19):
Okay, so she was effectively a mute.

Speaker 5 (57:22):
So after reviewing the case, so security granted her permanent
disability with the pension and it was rec related, so
insurance company had to pay a whole bunch of it.
And they said, basically, she's they're responsible for her for
the rest of her life because it happened at work.
So years later, because this is what they do, the
insurance company reviewed her case and they found some irregularities,

(57:42):
like they couldn't find any doctor who actually documented that
she couldn't speak. They waited for years later. Yeah, good, well,
I mean it pops up for review. So they went
back and they checked her file and they're like, oh,
wait a second, we don't find any doctor who said
this woman can't speak. So we're like, well, that prompts
a little investigation. So they high a private detective and
they discovered that the woman actually speaks just fine. So

(58:05):
they went and they had the private detective go up
to her on the street and ask her for directions
to this store.

Speaker 6 (58:11):
Oh that's easy, child, exactly.

Speaker 5 (58:14):
She went for it all the way, gave him like
perfect directions to this place that he asked about. Wow,
he had a wire on because he's a private detective
and recorded the whole thing. And so now obviously they
reversed it and they're going to sue her for all
of the back money. All she had to do was
lay low. Yeah whatever, and then unless you're in the house. Wow,

(58:39):
it's so crazy insurance.

Speaker 6 (58:41):
That's why my insurance costs so dam But they said,
we can't give us some money back. I don't know
what you're talking about, all right, listen, we want to
find out what are your Eastern plans? Easter just this weekend?
What are your plans?

Speaker 5 (58:51):
What are you doing?

Speaker 6 (58:52):
It's gonna be a friend, friend's family or nothing. Four
oh seven now one nine one o six seven eight
seven seven now one nine one o six seven. We
want to out. We're gonna talk about it. Nixt What
are you Easter plans on? Johnny is? What are your plans?
This East ain't a lot Easter to snuck up on me.
I thought I had another week and I didn't, and
that's that's my own fault. Uh So I don't really

(59:13):
have plans. I was thinking about going to the Charlotte,
but I looked at airline tickets, So I might just
end up going next week because my mom's gonna be
bombarded with friends and family this Sunday, right, and then
if I go next week, it'll just be me and
her and my son if we go. So technically I
have no plans, right, what are your plans?

Speaker 7 (59:32):
Well, this past weekend I had the twins and so
we did our little Easter festivity this past weekend. So
this weekend coming up, I think I might just go
with the girlfriend to her parents' house. Okay, yeah, okay,
and have some ham and some delicious food.

Speaker 6 (59:48):
Nice. Yeah, nice? What are you playing? Yeah, we don't
really do much for Easter, so nothing. Okay.

Speaker 5 (59:53):
We have a brunch on Saturday for like a friend's birthday,
but that's pretty much it.

Speaker 6 (59:58):
And the recing you got kicked out the church. I'm you, guys,
I know you ain't trying to get the word?

Speaker 5 (01:00:04):
Are you get the word? On Friday?

Speaker 3 (01:00:07):
Which I'm actually very excited because Sam, the girl that
was with me for the Johnny's House cruise, she's coming
over Thursday because she's visiting South Florida for a little
bit from California, so she's gonna come up here hang
out with me. I was like, as long as you're
good with going to church for a little bit, so
she was down for so Friday will be going to church,
hanging out, and then also doing some church on Sunday.

Speaker 6 (01:00:25):
So okay, you're not going down.

Speaker 5 (01:00:27):
So it's like yes and no. Like your family, they're
all doing their own thing.

Speaker 6 (01:00:33):
Yeah, okay, okay. From Orlando, David David, Good morning, Good morning, Jane.
What's update. What you doing for Eastern Well, it's.

Speaker 9 (01:00:40):
Actually my birthday on Saturday, so we're flying out to
New York City to go see the new Broadway show
A Fellow with Jake.

Speaker 6 (01:00:49):
Wow, man, that's that has broken records. How long is he?
How long is that they're gonna be running till June?
That's really June? Awesome? Wow? Yeah, we got front brow
baby it so somebody and your family got some gash.

Speaker 5 (01:01:09):
There you go. I believe that my wife.

Speaker 6 (01:01:13):
Yeah, well, enjoy that, man. That's something you never forget
that close, that close to those two megastars. That's awesome.

Speaker 4 (01:01:19):
Man.

Speaker 6 (01:01:19):
All right, well be safe man, tell us all about it.
You gotta take care. Wow, that's pretty cool. Uh, let's
see la Quintucket morning, Good day to you, the day
to you. What you're doing, what you're doing for Eastern
I was.

Speaker 13 (01:01:32):
Gonna have some eggs for the babies in the.

Speaker 6 (01:01:35):
Yard, and no, nah, I got a question. Hold on, hold,
I got a question. I got a question. Are they
plastic eggs or real eggs?

Speaker 4 (01:01:41):
Listen, don't even play with me.

Speaker 13 (01:01:43):
You already know it's gonna be plastic.

Speaker 5 (01:01:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:01:46):
I don't think anybody has used real eggs since like
nineteen eighty.

Speaker 13 (01:01:51):
Yeah, even think these children eat real eggs like we
used to with the salt and pepper. I don't think
they do that anymore.

Speaker 5 (01:01:56):
No, we always, we always would eat some and then
turn some into eggs out we Yeah, that's right, we play.

Speaker 6 (01:02:04):
We played when I grew up. You had eggs, and
that's what you want. You want a damn egg?

Speaker 5 (01:02:09):
Right, No, no jelly beans, and you gotta ad no
money in the ad.

Speaker 6 (01:02:13):
No money in the egg. You got an egg? Get
up in the.

Speaker 5 (01:02:18):
Afternoon, right right?

Speaker 13 (01:02:19):
Your pride was you have to clean up. Yeah, we're
gonna a brisket on the grid. There you go, fourteen
hour cook, get us some cold green Hawaiian ban bean.

Speaker 5 (01:02:34):
Girl?

Speaker 6 (01:02:34):
Where you at? Can I go?

Speaker 9 (01:02:36):
Right?

Speaker 6 (01:02:36):
I ain't got no plan, listen, I ain't gonna.

Speaker 13 (01:02:37):
Mess up the family recession. I ain't in the recession. Boss,
I ain't in it.

Speaker 6 (01:02:41):
Listen. I ain't gotta stay. Let me roll up. I
text you, you give me a bag, I'll drive off.
Y'all can still have your family get together? So they
ain't looking at me like, who's that dude? I just
get the plate.

Speaker 13 (01:02:52):
We know how it work. I know how it worked
when you show up at the bobby, I know how
to work. I'm having all rep nizing.

Speaker 5 (01:02:57):
That's right, that's right. I'll look any way, Hey, how
y'all doing? Everybody to go? Go hand and I just
walk on.

Speaker 13 (01:03:02):
Out hit them alright, not family, all right?

Speaker 6 (01:03:05):
All right, fam y'all good?

Speaker 5 (01:03:06):
Yeah, all right, see I'm willing to stand and hang out.

Speaker 6 (01:03:10):
Leave with this. God y'all be blessed.

Speaker 13 (01:03:15):
And then you put everything in the truck and get
your spat play the goods to go. You know, I
need to.

Speaker 10 (01:03:19):
Make sure cakes like that's what I'm talking.

Speaker 6 (01:03:21):
Yes, Oh, couldn't you said Johnny gonna be there now?
I'm no joke. That woke me up. Man, Man, don't
don't say.

Speaker 13 (01:03:30):
A welcome the whole crew all welcome?

Speaker 6 (01:03:33):
All right, well, thank you. You just just made my day.
You have a beautiful day, okay, y'all to y'all, No,
she knows how done? Man, get that cake wrapped up
about four piece world? Uhh, No, they got it for you.
They wrap it up. They do the double plate tight
with the limited fall over it right what it said
over there.

Speaker 7 (01:03:49):
Some people are shouting out their church, like the Lakeside
Church Christina is going.

Speaker 5 (01:03:54):
To be there Friday.

Speaker 6 (01:03:55):
We might have to do done it in a while.

Speaker 5 (01:03:57):
Now we have that church shout out, shout outs, Okay.

Speaker 7 (01:04:02):
And Omar said the same thing I do every weekend,
nothing but chill out my house.

Speaker 6 (01:04:06):
Okay.

Speaker 5 (01:04:08):
Ex ALMMA power by Attorney Dan Newland. Interact need to
check it, so o Brandon call Attorney Dan Newlan. Someone
said they're going to the Kennedy Space and with the
family because they want tickets from US.

Speaker 6 (01:04:16):
Okay.

Speaker 5 (01:04:17):
And someone said the family's gonna die eggs, but they
decorate a box. They fill it with snacks and blankets
so their Easter bunny has a snack and a nap
before they go to the next house, which is nice,
okay because created. And then someone said they're gonna go
around house to house and steal eggs because they're so expensive.

Speaker 6 (01:04:35):
Jeez. So they said, go ahead and put your eggs out.

Speaker 5 (01:04:38):
You don't ruin the experience for the kids. Listen, they're
hard boiled. They don't just put raw eggs out there.
Hard boiled eggs, you know.

Speaker 3 (01:04:48):
Yeah, we got le Sarah. She says that she'll be
doing them Easter egg hunting. But she says, we're gonna
take the eggs for ourselves and let the kids chases
trying to get them off.

Speaker 6 (01:04:56):
That's work. Yeah, amazing. Old people be careful you can
have some muscles back. I'd be the easy one. I
wouldn't run.

Speaker 5 (01:05:03):
You got it, You got it. What is something you
would never ever, ever, ever, ever ever buy.

Speaker 6 (01:05:10):
We're getting into that next one, Johnny too right now.
Somebody asked a question. What was that question?

Speaker 7 (01:05:15):
So on ask Reddit, which we love these little questions
and responses, they said, what's something you'd never buy even
if it was discounted by ninety nine point nine percent.
The answers are actually pretty funny. Somebody said gas station sushi.

Speaker 6 (01:05:34):
Somebody's bond it because they still make.

Speaker 7 (01:05:36):
It, and they're saying, the bigger the discount, the more sketchied.

Speaker 12 (01:05:39):
Huh.

Speaker 8 (01:05:41):
Somebody said a timeshare.

Speaker 6 (01:05:44):
Don't say, doesn't send your floor.

Speaker 7 (01:05:45):
Yeah, I know, I know. Let's hear a Tesla truck
because they ugly.

Speaker 5 (01:05:51):
I can't get behind them either. I never could. I
just don't like where they look. Yeah, I'm sure they're awesome.
The technology aren't great.

Speaker 8 (01:05:57):
A neurlink implant.

Speaker 7 (01:05:59):
I'm not letting ELI patch my brain like it's a
better beta software.

Speaker 5 (01:06:02):
M let's see here they're still yeah really yeah, there's
a there's a documentary about how that blew up and
went crazy.

Speaker 6 (01:06:15):
It's actually kind of interesting.

Speaker 7 (01:06:16):
Really only fans subscription when porn is free online.

Speaker 5 (01:06:21):
There's a lot of people behind that. I know.

Speaker 6 (01:06:23):
There's a lot of gozillionaires. I have a couple one.
Everybody know. Even if it was given to me by
the case, I would never ever, ever ever buy mustard
ever ever. If I had to starve or eat the mustard,
I'd be a dead man, be a skeleton with a
whole job mustard land. Here's one savice. I don't trust it.

(01:06:44):
I know it's good. I know it's good, but I
don't try the fish. I don't. I don't. I went
to Panama once and the guy pulled the fish out
of the out of the ocean and cut it up
right there, and I ate it. That was awesome. Sometime
they just bring it out to you. I don't know what.
I don't know what. I can't I won't do it. Uh,
those are pretty much I was thinking of anything else.
Those are pretty much the only two that I can

(01:07:05):
think of that if you try to give me for free,
I wouldn't take it. Brown was on your list.

Speaker 5 (01:07:10):
Let's see mescal tequila, burning tires. I can't do it.
It's a disgusting tickets to a Tom Cruise movie. Oh
my god, No, I don't care how discount it is.

Speaker 6 (01:07:22):
I ain't doing it. Guacamole, Oh.

Speaker 5 (01:07:26):
I like it was gonna flip it and resell it
to someone like ray.

Speaker 6 (01:07:30):
Thing about it. I've never tried it. I just know
I won't like it.

Speaker 5 (01:07:32):
I've tried it a few times because people kept be
telling me, you know, I don't even try it. So
I've tried it at the table side where they say
it's supposed to be amazing, and again I'm like, men,
whatever and pickles, Oh my gosh, okay it nurice?

Speaker 6 (01:07:45):
What is something you would not you wouldn't buy ever,
even if discounted by not a nine point nine percent.

Speaker 3 (01:07:51):
Anything with like the liquorice flavor tastes. I cannot handle
that taste. It's discussing like absent I think has liquorice.

Speaker 5 (01:07:59):
I can't do it. And then I also have bitcoin
because I don't understand it.

Speaker 6 (01:08:02):
Yeah, I can't.

Speaker 9 (01:08:03):
Look.

Speaker 6 (01:08:03):
I like to tell anybody, if you don't understand it,
don't get in there.

Speaker 5 (01:08:06):
Well, then you let me have that discount, because I'll
buy the hell at a ninety nine percent discount.

Speaker 6 (01:08:11):
But you will be rich by lunch. All right, We
want to find out from you what is something you
would never buy, even if it was discounted, And we're
gonna hook somebody up having fun this morning about a
pair of tickets The Summer Splash is gonna be on
a Saturday, May third at a Quatica. You will be going.
We just got to find out if your list of
something you would never buy, never ever even buy, even

(01:08:31):
if it was discounted. Four oh seven not one nine
one o six seven eight seven seven now one nine
one o six seven. You can't get through. You can
always text. We read them. They Excel mobile is four
one o six seven on any phone. Live streamers, we're
gonna hear from you and throw it up on social media.
Also something you would never ever buy, even if it's discounted.
Got some tickets to Summer Splash Saturday, May third at Aquatica.

(01:08:52):
Now call this now on Johnny's Hop whatever, even if
it was discounted, damn near one hundred percent. That's pretty
much free. You said, you know what, even for free?
I don't you want it? Got a pair of tickets
in Summer Splash on Saturday May third at aquatic car.
But we got to hear from you. What is it
that you won't say? Nope, you will not do it?
Calling us from Claremont Amanda, good morning, Hello, Amanda?

Speaker 4 (01:09:15):
Hello?

Speaker 6 (01:09:15):
What are you doing?

Speaker 17 (01:09:16):
Yes, morning, Good morning Johnny's side.

Speaker 6 (01:09:19):
Oh what are you doing? You had to just call
your name? What are you doing?

Speaker 17 (01:09:23):
My apology is my where I'm zoned at right now?
I had a little bit of a clipch Oh.

Speaker 6 (01:09:27):
Okay, let's not let that happen again. How about that? Yeah,
right right, I know I got one in my house.
All right, what is it you would not buy if
it was given to you at ninety nine point nine
percent discount?

Speaker 5 (01:09:40):
I would never buy hot dogs?

Speaker 6 (01:09:41):
No, why hot dogs? Okay, we all know what's inside,
we know what's in it.

Speaker 17 (01:09:46):
We know if we know, just because what I know
what's in it, I'm still not gonna do it.

Speaker 6 (01:09:53):
Wow. So that means you don't eat maloney, because that's
the same thing.

Speaker 17 (01:09:56):
No, I don't need anything that comes from a pig.

Speaker 6 (01:10:00):
Oh well, I mean hot dog. A little bit come
from pig, A little bit come from a hay out,
must come from.

Speaker 3 (01:10:08):
Pigeon.

Speaker 6 (01:10:09):
Yeah, a little bit of everything.

Speaker 5 (01:10:10):
Man.

Speaker 17 (01:10:11):
I saw some research human DNA.

Speaker 5 (01:10:15):
No way, whoa hold on?

Speaker 6 (01:10:20):
You say it? Hot a hot dog got twelve percent
of human DNA.

Speaker 17 (01:10:23):
No, human DNA, hot dog?

Speaker 5 (01:10:27):
I saw that.

Speaker 17 (01:10:27):
Yeah, and they also take thirty six minutes off your
life each time you have one.

Speaker 6 (01:10:32):
That's a lie, right, how did they come up with
that number?

Speaker 17 (01:10:37):
Even said so?

Speaker 5 (01:10:37):
Oh well then if Ryan Seacrest said it, so you're
telling me that Joey Chestnut, who eats seventy five hot
dogs every fourth of July, should be negative dead by
now that's you.

Speaker 17 (01:10:49):
I will live longer than him.

Speaker 6 (01:10:51):
Yeah, you're probably right or that all right? You hold
on a second.

Speaker 5 (01:10:54):
And the study found that it has two percent of
human DNA and the samples, which they say could come
from people touching it.

Speaker 7 (01:11:01):
While they're making their nails, Like yeah, you know if
you set at twenty, that's that's what that's what he's secret.
I'm just saying, and I love you Ryan secrets, but
come on, A mayor is from Orlando, Good morning, Good morning.

Speaker 6 (01:11:16):
I don't you would not buy this if it was
nine to nine point nine percent off any.

Speaker 12 (01:11:22):
Type of anything that's in a pill form. It could
be life saving medication, it could be vitamins. It could
be top notch anything. I have a phobia of taking pills, Johnny.
There has been times that have been on the hospital table.
They're demanding I take it, and I just apologize and say,
either crush it or put an ivy in me. I
cannot take killed me too?

Speaker 6 (01:11:42):
What if? What if they put a hose in your mouth?
And sit?

Speaker 12 (01:11:47):
Listen, you gotta tie me down, Johnny, Listen, I can't
take any pills. It's crazy, I saint.

Speaker 13 (01:11:52):
I know.

Speaker 3 (01:11:53):
Yeah, I understand. I can't take pills in front of people.
It makes me nervous. I have to step away and focus.

Speaker 5 (01:11:58):
Really. Yes, yeah, it's just talking about not at all.

Speaker 6 (01:12:02):
Wow, how about you take a shot though.

Speaker 12 (01:12:05):
I don't take a shot because I know that's not
gonna choke me.

Speaker 6 (01:12:08):
Oh you gotta feel you're gonna be choked. Oh okay,
I got you, I got you, all right. You hold
on a second. Let's go over here to Okalla, Timothy.

Speaker 13 (01:12:18):
Hey, good morning's house?

Speaker 6 (01:12:20):
All right? Timothy? What is something you will not pay for,
even if it's a discounting.

Speaker 13 (01:12:25):
A house that's in.

Speaker 4 (01:12:26):
An unstable or high crime area.

Speaker 6 (01:12:29):
Oh okay, I take that house? Yeah right up, now,
I understand player, I got you. Everybody got that line
that ain't mine? Uh from Inverness, Monica, good morning, good morning.
I'm a first time caller, Yes, time call I got
the first time calling number, Monica. That's just for you.
So whenever you call back, would you probably won't you

(01:12:51):
say your name and your first time calling number? Nurice?
What is her number?

Speaker 5 (01:12:54):
Five zero five eight?

Speaker 6 (01:12:56):
Monica? What's your number?

Speaker 13 (01:12:58):
Thirty five zero eight?

Speaker 5 (01:13:00):
No, it is five zero five eight five zero.

Speaker 13 (01:13:03):
Five eight zero five eight.

Speaker 6 (01:13:05):
Okay, all right, welcome to Johnny's house.

Speaker 13 (01:13:08):
I'm I'm Susan's mom from Inverness and Stephan's mother in law.

Speaker 5 (01:13:12):
Ah.

Speaker 6 (01:13:13):
Good people, good people, very good people.

Speaker 13 (01:13:16):
Wow, they got me addicted to your show.

Speaker 6 (01:13:19):
Well, thank you. So it's not bad, is it?

Speaker 13 (01:13:22):
No? No, it's great?

Speaker 6 (01:13:23):
All right? So what is it you wouldn't buy? If
it was ninety nine point nine percent discount.

Speaker 13 (01:13:28):
Underwear from a thrift store?

Speaker 6 (01:13:30):
They I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:13:33):
I couldn't tell you because I yes yesterday. Yeah, but
they didn't so underwear us underwear.

Speaker 5 (01:13:43):
You know what I have seen. I have seen lingerie
displayed that. I get that. I won't even do that either.

Speaker 6 (01:13:49):
Now, Monica, if they had thrift store underwear and a
jaw mustard, and they said I had to choose one.
I'm weighing somebody's old drugs. I'm playing who draws. I'm
gonna tell you, I'm just do it right out there.
I will be walking around with somebody's draws off right,
Hold on one second, right, get that look.

Speaker 5 (01:14:11):
Holy mulley.

Speaker 7 (01:14:13):
Somebody said there's a lot of people actually saying Tesla's.
But somebody said a liver eating liver, or it just
says a lever like someone's liver. Somebody wouldn't pay for
a woman if it was ninety nine point ninety.

Speaker 6 (01:14:29):
Directly we all pay, Yes, you do, and you don't
get no discount. Indirectly we do.

Speaker 7 (01:14:33):
People have whacking fatanyl like what the hell are you
guys talking about on Facebook?

Speaker 6 (01:14:37):
That's good.

Speaker 5 (01:14:40):
Power by Attorney Dan new and interact. You need to
check it, so no brainer, just call attorney Dan Newland.
Someone said they would never buy anything made with mayonnaise,
So no deviled eggs, no egg salad, no tune of salad,
no chicken salad, none of that stuff.

Speaker 6 (01:14:52):
Nice.

Speaker 3 (01:14:53):
And a man has said a house with an h
away anything but an h away you don't.

Speaker 6 (01:14:57):
Get out your community.

Speaker 5 (01:14:59):
I'm playing a plan, Amanda, who don't eat hot dogs
because it's twenty percent human Okay, So just to clarify,
because it partially because I don't want her to think
that I was just harsh. This study says it takes
thirty six It takes thirty six minutes off your healthy living,

(01:15:20):
so you're gonna be less healthy, but it's not going
to kill you. And it's two percent human da mostly
because of the touching while they create it. So tell
Ryan Seacrest. I love him and he's great on wheel
of fortune, but this not right?

Speaker 6 (01:15:33):
Are you are you? Are you? Are you married? You
got a boyfriend? Amanda?

Speaker 10 (01:15:38):
Me?

Speaker 13 (01:15:38):
Yeah, yes, I'm married. All right.

Speaker 6 (01:15:40):
So let's say your husband come home and say, listen,
I bought us two fried hard too fried baloney sounds baby,
Let's have him. You're not gonna eat it.

Speaker 17 (01:15:50):
I won't eat him.

Speaker 9 (01:15:51):
He will, but I won't.

Speaker 6 (01:15:53):
So you just let him die.

Speaker 5 (01:15:56):
Hey, he's gonna have to take care of him.

Speaker 6 (01:15:58):
He's gonna live.

Speaker 5 (01:15:59):
You got.

Speaker 17 (01:16:00):
I'm just not gonna be healthy because I don't feed
my garbage.

Speaker 6 (01:16:04):
Well, Lizzie, you got to summer splash ticket Saturday May
thirty of a quad Agogay, I grew up on hot dogs.

Speaker 5 (01:16:08):
Look at me, I'm fine, she said, that's my lane
on insaying hot dogs.

Speaker 6 (01:16:14):
I grew up on chopped up hot dogs and government
mac and cheese.

Speaker 5 (01:16:17):
I'm fine.

Speaker 6 (01:16:18):
Baloney and baloney right, what you got?

Speaker 8 (01:16:20):
What you're working on is the next Taylor Swift album.

Speaker 2 (01:16:23):
Now the Johnny's House Entertainment News.

Speaker 7 (01:16:26):
With Ray all Right, Rumors are now swirling about Taylor
Swift's upcoming album, and it's kind of gained some momentum
after the sweetish Swedish musician did an interview with Universal
Music in Sweden. Okay, so the Swedish DJ was doing
this whole interview talking about uh, you know, upcoming music

(01:16:49):
and all that stuff, and while discussing his recent collaborations,
he said, we're just finishing.

Speaker 8 (01:16:56):
Taylor Swift's album.

Speaker 7 (01:16:58):
This statement quickly went viral and caught attention to obviously
all of the Swifties out there sparking excitement thinking that
the new release from Taylor Swift and possibly collaboration with
this DJ and the Swedish DJ is happening. And so
obviously this person that they were talking to has worked
with a Vichy John legend and the collaboration with Taylor

(01:17:20):
Swift would be pretty massive.

Speaker 6 (01:17:22):
If he if he did it, if that is happening,
it was planned that way. If he's worked with all
those big names, he knows how to keep his mouth shut,
and all of a sudden he said, I'm finishing it up.
It was meant to be put out there only.

Speaker 7 (01:17:33):
Now the clip didn't say public for long because Universal
Music Sweden deleted the video after it started gaining attention, obviously,
leaving fans to just speculate, and people were like, hold.

Speaker 8 (01:17:43):
Up, why'd you delete it?

Speaker 6 (01:17:44):
Huh?

Speaker 5 (01:17:45):
Cool?

Speaker 7 (01:17:46):
And so now people are talking about like, as soon
as a Swedish producer is on board, you just know
it's gonna be lit.

Speaker 8 (01:17:53):
It's gonna be a hit, it's gonna be good.

Speaker 6 (01:17:56):
If anybody knows how to manipulate the social media is
Taylor Swift.

Speaker 5 (01:18:00):
I know?

Speaker 7 (01:18:00):
And so, but a lot of people are like did
this Swedish dj, Like was his comment serious or was
he joking about working with Taylor's there?

Speaker 5 (01:18:09):
And so I don't know.

Speaker 7 (01:18:10):
People are just hoping that Taylor Swift's next album might
be coming out shortly and that dude could be on it.

Speaker 6 (01:18:15):
How many years ago has it been since the last one?
I mean they play been playing cuts from it from
a long time. It's been a while so time.

Speaker 7 (01:18:23):
And I guess because she's been re releasing her her album.
But I don't know, like as far as just like
new music like that a new album, I don't know. Okay,
you know how I am with Gwyneth Paltrow.

Speaker 5 (01:18:34):
I love her, which is great.

Speaker 7 (01:18:36):
Well, her health Advisor actually came out and was giving
some pointers and I'm like, this is great though, but
this health advisor actually works with Cameron Diaz, Sophia Bush
on top of Gwyneth Paltrow. So it's some helpful tips
for people that need help sleeping.

Speaker 6 (01:18:52):
Oh, I got to hit us.

Speaker 7 (01:18:53):
None of them are melatonin, Okay, but I guess Saffron
it's a red spice that also serves as an antioxie,
So that's a big one.

Speaker 6 (01:19:01):
Okay.

Speaker 8 (01:19:01):
Magnesium, of course.

Speaker 7 (01:19:02):
A lot of you are talking about that. It's like
nature xanax. It calms the nervous system, relaxes the muscles.
Valerian root is another one. It helps reduce tension and anxiety.
That could reduce that.

Speaker 5 (01:19:14):
What help?

Speaker 7 (01:19:14):
What do you buy that probably just have like a
imagine or something.

Speaker 6 (01:19:18):
It's so funny.

Speaker 5 (01:19:19):
All of these things you're talking about are like things
that I pick out of the ground in red Dead
redemption to swear to God. You can make like health
tonics with them. Yeah, which is so weird that you're
saying this.

Speaker 7 (01:19:30):
Another one is passion flower. It helps lower the activity
of brain cells to help calm the mind and make
it easier to drift and to sleep. Okay, so if
you're struggling there.

Speaker 5 (01:19:40):
You go about ambient I mean part of that as
wake up tripping somewhere. No, man, I get that Valerian Root.

Speaker 7 (01:19:53):
Also, I feel bad for Charlie Sheen because his karma continues,
and they're saying in the form of his twenty one
year old daughter Sammy. She's an OnlyFans model and she
makes so much money. But she was saying that some
of the things that are off limits is the full
full nudity and also foot stuff.

Speaker 8 (01:20:12):
People have read.

Speaker 7 (01:20:14):
I know that's what I said. So somebody requested that
she dips her foot in a toilet. I'm like, how
much were they offering? Because I'll do that all day today. Yeah,
no kidding, as soon as I leave the show. I
will dip my foot in every toilet, get a public toilet,
I don't care.

Speaker 8 (01:20:28):
I'll go dip my foot more.

Speaker 6 (01:20:30):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeasy to me.

Speaker 8 (01:20:32):
Yeah, but she was like, why does this turn you on?

Speaker 5 (01:20:34):
I mean that, okay, it's weird. I don't want to
I don't even want to know. Why just send me
the check.

Speaker 6 (01:20:38):
Well, I mean that's to think, if you know anything
from OnlyFans, a lot of people have some weird kinks.

Speaker 5 (01:20:43):
Man.

Speaker 7 (01:20:43):
Yeah, So Charlie Sheen is like the fact that people
might be pleasuring themselves watching my daughter dip her foot
in a toilet actually is just concerning.

Speaker 6 (01:20:51):
Its shut up, Yeah you're Charlie Sheen. Yeah, really you've
probably done that in real life if you think about it.

Speaker 5 (01:20:58):
It's like people are probably doing it anyway.

Speaker 6 (01:20:59):
So I let her get what's trending on the way
sixty nine sixty nine, All right, now, all right, Maurice,
what's trending?

Speaker 3 (01:21:06):
Yeah, we got to talk about some aliens, some documents
that resurface from the Cold War era.

Speaker 5 (01:21:12):
So here's the story.

Speaker 3 (01:21:15):
It looks like there's twenty three Soviet soldiers that were
turned into stone after a reported encounter with the UFOs
back in nineteen eighty nine or the nineties. The account
allegedly came from a two hundred and fifty page file
that was obtained after the Soviet Union collapse, and in
it describes a bizarre incident where Soviet troops shot down
a saucer shaped craft during their training near the military

(01:21:37):
base out in like Ukraine or Siberia.

Speaker 5 (01:21:38):
It's one of those.

Speaker 3 (01:21:39):
Then after the crash, about five hundred humanoids beings, these
like large five hundred okay, they had large head, big
black eyes. Apparently they all emerged and then merged into
like a glowing sphere, and then they released this like
blinding flashlight that instantly petrified twenty three soldiers. Only two survived,

(01:22:01):
having been shielded by shade. Sounds a lot like men
in black about you. And then now the remains were
said to have be taken to a secret base in
your Moscow, where the Soviet scientists concluded that the soldiers
were turning to limestone.

Speaker 6 (01:22:13):
Now, what about the tutor didn't get zapp Well, where
are my story?

Speaker 5 (01:22:21):
Well, this was this was in Soviets in the eighties,
so like they disappeared. Probably they didn't have.

Speaker 6 (01:22:32):
Twitter to jump on and go, hey, this just happened
to me. Wow.

Speaker 9 (01:22:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:22:35):
So yeah, so those files came back to surface zone,
which I was kind of like thinking about this.

Speaker 5 (01:22:39):
I was like, we haven't been talking about aliens for
a little while.

Speaker 6 (01:22:41):
Now, look because we've already come to realization there amongst us,
they're already.

Speaker 5 (01:22:45):
Here, like they've been around here for a minute.

Speaker 6 (01:22:47):
Actually, and I'll say this again, if aliens came today,
social media would just tear them apart and it would
be a little the whole situation, like, Yo, there's aliens here.
How we know the aliens? It's probably left over from
the Biden administration.

Speaker 5 (01:23:00):
AI, there's no way to know if it's aliens anymore,
like real, No, I don't know. So this is cool
or this is funny.

Speaker 3 (01:23:11):
Actually, during a White House celebration honoring the Ohio State
Buckeyes twenty twenty four college football National Championship, our Vice
President V d Vance was presented jd Vance.

Speaker 5 (01:23:23):
Excuse me, no, no, some questionable ladies.

Speaker 3 (01:23:28):
He was present and he wanted to take a photo
with that thirty five pound trophy, and in that moment
which is now going viral, he accidentally dropped it. So
you see him reaching out and grabbing the trophy, and
like even some of the players are like fumbling around,
scrambling trying to pick it up.

Speaker 6 (01:23:42):
Well, they should have told the man it was two pieces.

Speaker 5 (01:23:44):
That's yeah, that's the problem. I didn't know.

Speaker 6 (01:23:46):
Yeah, I didn't either, But somebody, if you know the
stuff of trophy, knowing that it happened for a man,
be careful. It's two pieces, yes, somebody. So I would
blame if I dropped Brian's trophy and Brian told me,
didn't tell me it was two pieces, and I lifted up.

Speaker 5 (01:24:00):
And he kind of like was showing support. He was
grabbing the baby to catch that thing the ground. I'm
just saying, you gotta tell people. I don't like OHI
sit anywhere. I'm glad you broke it.

Speaker 3 (01:24:09):
He even joked about it on at Flitter, saying I
didn't want anyone from I didn't want anyone after Ohio
State to get the trophy, so I decided to break it.

Speaker 6 (01:24:16):
It didn't break it, just it just came apart. It
came apart. But yeah, you gotta tell people that kind
of stuff. Man, all would come back, where were you chilling?
And all of a sudden something jumped off, got astride
your own business and something jumped off. Now this happened
over the weekend, so people were at this I'll say
the Walmart neighborhood store, that's what was happening at And
the guy decided that he wanted to pick up his

(01:24:37):
child and the baby mama. They didn't want to get
in the car, so he said complacaut who went up
in the air, and people watching it and they saw
him jump in the van. So's people been kidnapped? He
rode off. Well, of course they found him, and the
kid and the wife are fine, but there's people. Can
you imagine you just walk up to the store and
you see something like that, You're.

Speaker 7 (01:24:54):
Like, what the hell?

Speaker 5 (01:24:55):
I actually don't have to imagine. I walked into a Walmart.
I was robbing the bank inside there. So back in
the day when I was separated, I would take my
son to get his haircuts and if he was good
for his haircut, we'd go to Walmart and little Wrestler.
So he had his haircut and we were walking into, uh,
the Walmart over in Metro West, and as we walked in,

(01:25:18):
we came through the sliding doors and we were like,
go to the left, you go to the toy section. Uh,
this dude in a dress because he was trying to
like mask his identity, comes running at us and then
he starts shooting like at the ceiling because he's trying
to clear the way because he had just robbed the
bank inside the Walmart good And so I grabbed my
son like a football and ducked into an aisle because

(01:25:40):
I didn't know what was going on. I didn't know
somebody was shooting, and I'm like, yeah, I'm not trying
to get caught up in that. So then me and
my son like a football, and a lady who I
ran into in the isle and her son. We all
ran and got out the exit door. But then as
we were leaving, his getaway car comes flying around the corner.
You yeah, my god. I actually ran into the path
at the getaway following you. So then we ducked into

(01:26:02):
the autos up section like where they do the all
the work on this stuff, and the guys shut the
garage down so just in case. Yeah, but it was
we were just walking in and it was jumped. Yeah,
it was crazy. I remember, like yesterday, I was in
a drug store. I mentioned this before, and I had
my son had a coal and I went down the
coal owl and I walked. Soon as I walked down
the owl, I saw I gotta take about the night well,

(01:26:24):
a bottle something else jamming in his shirt. He made
contact with me. I made contact with him. I came,
looked like, hey, he got nothing to going to chuck
that bottle? Hey, hey, hey he gave I came, looked like,
hey he gave me. Judge, Hey, hey, as long as
that went the last night? Well, you do you just

(01:26:49):
jump off?

Speaker 12 (01:26:50):
Man?

Speaker 7 (01:26:50):
I mean, not necessarily, nothing crazy like that.

Speaker 8 (01:26:54):
I just see people argue. But I feel like that's
so common nowadays.

Speaker 6 (01:26:58):
I think once it gets past a certain level of
the argument, I leave.

Speaker 4 (01:27:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:27:03):
I mean, if I'm with my kids, what doing did all?

Speaker 15 (01:27:05):
Right?

Speaker 5 (01:27:05):
We yep, yup, yup?

Speaker 6 (01:27:08):
I did that.

Speaker 5 (01:27:09):
At a gas station, there was a couple that was
going at it, and the dude got like to the
point where I'm like, you know what, I got three
gallons of gas. This will get me to the next station.
I'm not sticking around for this. Gas is flammable this
dude's talking about and he said, I'll kill you and everyone.
I'm like, oh no, okay, three gallons of gas. Give

(01:27:29):
me to the next seven eleven. I'm good.

Speaker 8 (01:27:32):
I've never seen anything like hilarious.

Speaker 5 (01:27:35):
I posted that on Facebook back at the time and
someone went in on me talking about I can't believe
you didn't stop him. Stop excuse me.

Speaker 8 (01:27:43):
He just said he was gonna kill me everyone.

Speaker 5 (01:27:47):
He didn't leave anybody.

Speaker 6 (01:27:49):
He gonna kill you, gonna kill you. Hey you heard that? Click?

Speaker 5 (01:27:54):
No, like I heard nothing. I didn't even let it
get up to like the next dollar amount.

Speaker 6 (01:27:59):
I'm like, what to not you look at your card?
Why did that'spend too?

Speaker 4 (01:28:04):
Oh?

Speaker 6 (01:28:04):
Yeah, that's when I rolled out of there because of
that Lugia. Ever been somewhere and something jumped off?

Speaker 5 (01:28:08):
I mean nothing to that extent.

Speaker 3 (01:28:09):
I mean the closest that I could get to it
is like a conn artist trying to steal like twenty
bucks from me when I was behind the register working.
But it was just one of those where it's like
he's like, oh, can I get changed for a ten
or two tens? And I got the two tents and
he's like wait, wait, no, no, five singles and then you know,
two fives, and I was like okay, And then at
one point he was snatching the money out of my hands,
and I started to like shake because I was getting

(01:28:30):
nervous and antsy.

Speaker 5 (01:28:30):
I was like, this man is stealing money from me.

Speaker 3 (01:28:32):
So I grabbed all the money back from his hands,
and then I closed the register and I got the
manage over.

Speaker 6 (01:28:36):
But like, do you own the store?

Speaker 5 (01:28:37):
No?

Speaker 11 (01:28:41):
Train?

Speaker 4 (01:28:41):
I worked.

Speaker 7 (01:28:41):
When I worked at a restaurant, I watched somebody put
their whole hand in the tip jar take all the money, and.

Speaker 8 (01:28:46):
I said, oh my gosh, I didn't need those hits anyway.

Speaker 5 (01:28:49):
Yeah three yards. Oh I'm sorry, and I'm sure we'll
get some grief from that.

Speaker 6 (01:28:53):
Listen. I got a pair of tickets to see Post
Them Alone and Jelly Roll Tuesday, June tenth, Camperworld Stadium,
one of the hottest concerts the summer. All you gotta
do is tell us where were you minding your own business?
Is something jumped off? Four oh seven now one nine
one on six seven eight seven seven now one nine
one on six seven x L mobile four one o
sixty seven social media live stream, you're minding your own business?

(01:29:15):
Just dody lah lah lah and something jumps off? What
what jumped off? When his story post malone jelly Roll.
You want to go? We got a heat story. So
cause now and something jumped off? Got a pair of
take to see post malone and jelly Roll Tuesday, June
tenth at Camping World Stadium. Let's go over to the berry. Hey,
Kayla tury it on? Hello?

Speaker 14 (01:29:38):
Hi, Sorry guys, I couldn't hear you.

Speaker 6 (01:29:40):
Yes you could. Why you have there planing?

Speaker 10 (01:29:48):
That's what I do?

Speaker 6 (01:29:48):
All right? Yeah, work, aren't you?

Speaker 13 (01:29:51):
No, I'm not at work.

Speaker 14 (01:29:52):
I'm actually at my I just dropped my daughter off.

Speaker 6 (01:29:54):
A therapy Okay in the car. What it's good? You
can you can play on the radio. Then, so where
were you? And something jumped off?

Speaker 13 (01:30:01):
So a couple of.

Speaker 14 (01:30:01):
Years ago, I was grocery shopping and I was in
the parking lot loading my groceries and a man and
a little girl couldn't have been older than three four
years old come walking out of the store and he's
like dragging her out of the store. This little girl
a scream at help. I don't know this man. Somebody

(01:30:21):
get my mommy that you aren't my daddy. I mean
the whole nine yards. So we immediately, my husband and
I stopped what we were doing. I called nine to
one one. My husband ran over to see what was
going on. We were in a parking lot full of
people and this man's just no expression, no nothing, isn't
interacting with anybody. Well, come to find out, like we

(01:30:44):
locked this man's car and prevented him from leaving. I
mean it was a really big deal. And come to
find out when the police got there, this man was
indeed her stepfather, and she was throwing a fit in
the store because he wouldn't buy her something. He was
just so distraught and embarrassed. You didn't even know what
to say.

Speaker 5 (01:31:05):
Wow, your usband, your husband ready to beat him down
to Yeah. Yeah, he was.

Speaker 4 (01:31:14):
Like you know, what do you do in that situation?

Speaker 5 (01:31:17):
You beat him down and figured it out later. See
that's why am I my business?

Speaker 14 (01:31:21):
Wow?

Speaker 6 (01:31:23):
He was mad because he wouldn't buy me something in
the store. Oh, I'm like, okay, she.

Speaker 14 (01:31:27):
Was only like three years old. I mean they had
like ten fifteen cop cars there.

Speaker 6 (01:31:31):
Oh oh yeah, you talk about a child abduction. Oh absolutely, Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:31:36):
My son thought it would be funny because the windows
were open. This is when I was cooler out when
the windows were open and somebody's walking by with their
dog and Leonardo, cos help me.

Speaker 8 (01:31:45):
They have me trapped in here.

Speaker 5 (01:31:47):
No no, And it's funny.

Speaker 8 (01:31:50):
Now, it's funny.

Speaker 7 (01:31:51):
Now I've seen the way I corrected his little booty.

Speaker 5 (01:31:57):
And I was like, the police are gonna come and.

Speaker 7 (01:31:59):
Take me away from you because you got a joke
like that.

Speaker 5 (01:32:11):
Where did you get that from?

Speaker 6 (01:32:16):
Or something?

Speaker 4 (01:32:16):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:32:16):
Wow from?

Speaker 9 (01:32:20):
Hey guys, I's going.

Speaker 6 (01:32:21):
All right, many a business man? What jumped off?

Speaker 9 (01:32:24):
So I was visiting one of my accounts, sitting in
front of the store, just doing some add in on
my work in my car on my computer. I got
my windows down, and the car next to me is
kind of just being loud. He's waiting for his girl
to come out the store, and I hear him talking
to himself, No big deal, I'm just minding my own business.
And then uh he he starts backing out slowly and

(01:32:45):
backs out and kind of blocks me in. But as
he's backing out, he says something. He's like, yeah, he
has a nice jeep, but he probably don't like black
people anyways.

Speaker 10 (01:32:54):
And I just I kind.

Speaker 9 (01:32:55):
Of, you know, aware my surroundings. So I stick my
head out the window and I look at him, like
you you're talking to me? And he goes, what yeah,
And I'm like, what's the problem. And he's backed out,
blocking me in partially, and he goes to get out
the door, and I don't usually shy away from throwing hands,
so I go to get out my car and then
he phrases something, I'll air all this out, and I'm

(01:33:20):
aware of what that phrase. Yes, yeah, So I had
to assess the situation and realize for me to get
out of the situation, I'm gonna have to ram into
his car and drive off. Luckily, as he's backing out
and asks all this is going on, his girl walks
off the store and she said, what's going on? It
ain't worth it, get in the car. So luckily they

(01:33:40):
get in the car, they drive off. But I had
to stay there and still finish my work and then
hope that he ain't come back.

Speaker 6 (01:33:48):
That man would have been talking. My head would not
have gone out there winning talk about you say something
playing Hey. If you ain't say john and Johnny, you
ain't talking. He did not knock to me. You can
have all the conversation that you want in your head.

Speaker 17 (01:34:01):
Now.

Speaker 5 (01:34:02):
As I drive off, I might say something to myself, yes,
but I say nothing nothing from Ocala Sandy Hie.

Speaker 13 (01:34:10):
So my story is.

Speaker 10 (01:34:11):
This was about over thirty years ago when I was
pregnant with my son. I was probably about seven months pregnant,
and I was working at a fast food restaurant in
the early.

Speaker 15 (01:34:20):
Morning shift, so it was probably six thirty.

Speaker 6 (01:34:22):
In the morning.

Speaker 10 (01:34:22):
I'm passing food out the drive through and the lady takes.

Speaker 15 (01:34:26):
Off and I get a tap on the back.

Speaker 10 (01:34:28):
Of my leg and I turn around and it's a man.

Speaker 5 (01:34:30):
With a gun and my manager staring.

Speaker 15 (01:34:32):
At me like you've got to get down, and I
get down, and he goes to the back and gets robbed.
And get the lady who took off at the drive through.
She called nine to one one, and of course that
the rest of the situation is, you know, police and everything.
But yeah, that was probably the craziest thing I've ever
been through.

Speaker 5 (01:34:51):
Tap me on the leg, I'm going through the window
saying a good dad. All a power by Attorney Dan
New in the interrect need to check it's a no brainer,
call Attorney Dan New. And someone said I had a
guy jump into my car who was hiding in the
bushes and carjacked me.

Speaker 6 (01:35:08):
Oh damn.

Speaker 5 (01:35:09):
Fleeing from the cops because of a domestic dispute. He
jumped out the second story window in his box of
briefs and jumped into my car.

Speaker 6 (01:35:16):
They actually had to go to trial for the whole thing.
Good and what are saying?

Speaker 7 (01:35:20):
Okay, So somebody was at the Cat Williams show and
said that there's two people in front of him that
were just like brawling out and he was just in
the video just instigating the whole situation.

Speaker 5 (01:35:31):
Like that's kind of messed up.

Speaker 7 (01:35:33):
But there's a lot of people that actually said that
at venues like a since.

Speaker 6 (01:35:37):
Oh yeah, Caleb from the Bear, We're gonna hook you up.
Got a pair of ticketsy Post Malone and Jelly rolld Tuesday,
June tenth.

Speaker 8 (01:35:44):
Coin to Saint Pete for a concert.

Speaker 6 (01:35:47):
And in the morning.

Speaker 7 (01:35:49):
Yeah that's right, girls, I should be in rare for
him tomorrow. Great boy, are you gonna get a nap
in today?

Speaker 3 (01:35:57):
Yeah, I'm gonna try to yeah, or like have someone
drip and then yeah, well kills your eyes in the
car at least and said she'll she'll drive and off.

Speaker 6 (01:36:05):
It must be a great show.

Speaker 7 (01:36:07):
It is one of my favorite bands. I haven't seen
them since I was probably in high school.

Speaker 6 (01:36:12):
Okay, all right, well good.

Speaker 3 (01:36:14):
I reported that I thought about taking a flight to
go watch one of my favorite bands overnight.

Speaker 5 (01:36:18):
There you go. I thought about it, yeah, and then
come back. Yeah, police with the red Eye.

Speaker 6 (01:36:25):
I'm not even going to a big fan.

Speaker 5 (01:36:26):
You gotta be a big fan. I support these things. Well,
I'm having another easy day.

Speaker 3 (01:36:31):
I was going to go to Gainesville and visit my
niece and nephew, but my sister change of plans, which
is setting good.

Speaker 5 (01:36:36):
I want to see the kids, but I think I'm
going to take it easy again. Maybe hit the spring
honestly again, relax.

Speaker 6 (01:36:44):
Man, because around here, like I had a really really
really crazy week last week, but I would not have
two weeks like that in a row. Yeah, I can't
do that.

Speaker 3 (01:36:51):
I know you were saying, like, you know what, am
I ever going to sit down? But like going outside
and doing something like that mother nature kind of thing
that is me.

Speaker 7 (01:36:57):
Well, I just got a sunburn. Where alert to make
sure you were your son's screen today?

Speaker 5 (01:37:02):
People? I do I wear some block all the time.

Speaker 6 (01:37:04):
What alerted you?

Speaker 8 (01:37:05):
The weather channel app and they say wear some sun Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:37:08):
It said the sun whatever, whatever, whatever.

Speaker 6 (01:37:12):
Whatever, whatever, informative. I'm telling you she gave she ain't
leave no information, the sun, whatever, whatever, whatever. People know
what to do. Now, all right, cool, I find what
are you going to start mailing it in now?

Speaker 5 (01:37:24):
Is what you're saying?

Speaker 6 (01:37:25):
You're gonna head start on being work tomorrow. You go
start right now.

Speaker 5 (01:37:29):
Just check him out.

Speaker 6 (01:37:31):
I just like to check. I see I need to
work around here.

Speaker 5 (01:37:33):
I'm going to help my son with some radio stuff,
helping him get better at his his crack rapt because
he's really, you know, dead set on doing this, even
tho I tell him not.

Speaker 6 (01:37:40):
To, and then I think I might take tomorrow off.
There you go, do it.

Speaker 8 (01:37:48):
I should be fun.

Speaker 5 (01:37:49):
Well, go ahead and sign me up to the very
high peak.

Speaker 7 (01:37:52):
You v indeth today of ten, which means sunburn is
possible after twelve minutes you sunscreen.

Speaker 6 (01:37:57):
As much as I like to sleep, I don't mind
coming in here and driving all the way back home. Yeah,
not at all.

Speaker 5 (01:38:03):
I would drag my legless body in here tomorrow to
not leave you alone.

Speaker 6 (01:38:07):
I would not. That's one right there, you out and
rap it up all night.

Speaker 5 (01:38:13):
I wouldn't even do that to you. It's the two
girls show you had four and five in space. Let's
put on the radios. Just fine, it would get the
same reaction. It'll be fine. I feel like at this
point we're all like on autopilot.

Speaker 9 (01:38:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:38:25):
No, let me tell you something. One thing you'll never
get to do because we don't do it anymore, is
that we had concertance. Was it three hours out of
seven nights. Yeah, we would do back to back to
back shows. The fatigue fact, it was a whole different Yeah,
it was crazy.

Speaker 5 (01:38:40):
It'll eat your brain.

Speaker 6 (01:38:42):
I don't know what I just say. Yeah, it was
pretty bad.

Speaker 5 (01:38:45):
Right, it was just straight up the stage at midnight
to hear at three in the morning, three nights in a.

Speaker 6 (01:38:48):
Row in a row. It was. It was bad.

Speaker 8 (01:38:51):
They would like me to read more from the Weather Channel.

Speaker 6 (01:38:53):
Up, I have it. I ain't here the first time, whatever, whatever,
All right, go ahead, let right, go ahead.

Speaker 5 (01:38:57):
Okay.

Speaker 7 (01:38:57):
So it's a very high PEAKUV index today, which means
sunburn is possible after twelve minutes you sunscreen. Also, vitamin
D is really important for keeping bones and teeth healthy.

Speaker 6 (01:39:06):
Yeah, it is, the Weather Channel told y'all at all.

Speaker 8 (01:39:10):
But it's a great app all right.

Speaker 6 (01:39:12):
Seacrest, It's all yours have a beautiful day y'all. We'll
see y'all. Some of us will
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