June 27, 2025 • 43 mins
Opening about Cincinnati Reds' Big Red Machine 50th Anniversary weekend, featuring legendary players like Johnny Bench and Ken Griffey Senior, plus a cool hat giveaway and fireworks show.
Sara has a story about… Poop Medicine? Discover a Japanese pharmaceutical company that pays for "high quality" stool donations to make medicine – a process involving strict screenings, a "relaxation room," and potentially surprising payouts.
Is KiddChris Even Real? The show pulls the curtain back and proves that he has been AI since 2014 and hasn't actually been at the radio station in years, living in Omaha. HA HA!
On-Air Drama and Social Media Feuds: Hear about the hosts' direct confrontations with annoying callers, including a listener who took their complaints to iHeart's massive Twitter account, leading to some hilarious social media clap backs.
Sara has a story about… Poop Medicine? Discover a Japanese pharmaceutical company that pays for "high quality" stool donations to make medicine – a process involving strict screenings, a "relaxation room," and potentially surprising payouts.
Is KiddChris Even Real? The show pulls the curtain back and proves that he has been AI since 2014 and hasn't actually been at the radio station in years, living in Omaha. HA HA!
On-Air Drama and Social Media Feuds: Hear about the hosts' direct confrontations with annoying callers, including a listener who took their complaints to iHeart's massive Twitter account, leading to some hilarious social media clap backs.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I'm just noticing that the Reds are nice enough to
drop off some stuff.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
And yes, it's a big weekend down there. They're celebrating
the Big Red Machine.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
Really, I wish it would do that more.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
We don't do it enough, right, This hat is awesome? Yeah,
so they have the padres for three this weekend.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
Yeah, but like, I love this hat. I need a
new hat. The one you're wearing is one I gave you.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
Yeah, So tonight's they're a big fireworks show.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
It's a fandual hat.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Yeah, it's cool. I like this, and then tomorrow is
the hat giveaway. I just put that up on my Yeah,
I just put that up on my social media at
Sara at least one two eight Yeah, yeah, Big Red
Machine fiftieth anniversary cap. While supplies last, so game time
is at four to ten on Saturday, gates at two forty.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
I'm having a good hair day, so I'm not putting
this on.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
So you can't put that on top of the gel No,
but yeah, this is a really cool hat, like this
is probably one of the uh the best ones to
get this. Yep, while supplies last before the Reds game tomorrow,
get there early and it's going to be crazy too
because the Pride Parade is going on.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
This is this is cool. So props to them for that.
Hell yeah, props. Michael Anderson drops his stuff, helps us out.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
With his whole team. They're the absolute best in the biz.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
Yeah, and they're not going after the city for free stuff. Anyways,
as we go into this, it's Sarah Elise.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
Ohki Right, I have I have listen, I have the
h that big Red Machine fiftieth anniversary cap video of
what it looks like. Yes, on our Facebook page. We
were just talking about it.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
A video of a hat.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
Yes, you gotta do the three sixty because it looks cool.
It's got like the anniversary logo on the side and
the FanDuel logo on.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
The back like they do on Amazon when you go
to buy a product and you can three sixty the
whole three six. Yeah, I get it.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
So I posted that because we were just talking about
the cool giveaway on Saturday at the ballpark. So there
you go. Besides that, there's this pharmaceutical company in Japan. Hmm,
they're called They're called the Surokua Stool Donation Room. I
probably completely mess that up. It sounds right to me sure.
(02:17):
They say they're looking for the best you. They want
the best.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
That's all I needed.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
They want the best poop?
Speaker 1 (02:29):
What is it?
Speaker 2 (02:31):
Trust me, I'll say it plenty coming up. According to
this article, the intestinal and gut bacteria from your ew
ewa can be extracted to make medicine. You I never
knew this.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
You well, yes, have you ever had to do that,
by the way, poop in a box?
Speaker 3 (02:57):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (02:58):
Or anything?
Speaker 4 (02:58):
Like?
Speaker 1 (02:59):
I have the thing where I'm supposed to do it.
I forgot what it's called. Yeah, yeah, yeah, But they
have a home kit now and they send you home
and the doctor is like, you know, you're in your
fifties now, you should really get this done. I go okay.
He goes, there's a home kit you don't have to
worry about. I'm like, ew yeah, And he sent me
with it and it's underneath my sink. I ain't doing that.
(03:20):
I'd rather go to do the coleoscopy.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
Yeah, just go in. Imagine being the male person and
they're like, why is it so stinky?
Speaker 3 (03:27):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (03:27):
Right, what's banging around in this box?
Speaker 5 (03:30):
You would you?
Speaker 2 (03:33):
Oh my gosh. This pharmaceutical company says, not a whole
lot of people actually qualify for this thing, though only
about five percent actually have high quality. Wouldn't it wouldn't
it stuck that they're looking for you.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
I did all the work and then he said it
in They go, sorry, you don't qualify, like I'm embarrassing.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
Your poop sucks.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
Your pop.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
You do the walk of shame back to your car
because your crap isn't even good enough.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
The toilet favor stuck to your shoe.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
Like the Sharman commercial. Yeah right, ew I guess there's
this whole uh screening process. So they're looking for people
between the ages of eighteen to sixty five in good health.
You have to do this whole medical evaluation thing.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
That's a lot of work.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
It is a lot of work. But if you pass
all that, that's when you go to the donation room
and they will pay you. Yeah, five thousand yen, which
talk about thirty five bucks. Get it, hey, desperate times man,
thirty five bucks.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
To pooph you a guy could get more, uh don't
even Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
They say you can donate every two months, but every
single time, Yeah, every single time you donate, you have
to go through the entire evaluation process again to make
sure everything is healthy.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
Thirty five bus.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
That's a lot of work for thirty five bucks.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
You can't even park in a Bengals game for that.
So it it took me three months of pooping for this.
Speaker 6 (05:17):
Pretty much in a box to come here to this
Bengals game and they lose.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
Poop.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
I get and they say, if you're having a hard
time actually going, because you know, when you get there,
like you have to you know, you could get a
little nervous, I guess. But they say there's this whole
relaxation room where you can hang out, and I guess,
get your head right, get my head right, drink some coffee.
They make it sound big though, five thousand yen yeah
(05:51):
to poop, Yeah, to make medicine, yeah right. You think
the next time you're popping pills there could be So I.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
Know, I just gonna say, what what medicine are you using?
Speaker 7 (06:02):
Now?
Speaker 2 (06:02):
I need to know, right, like is this advil? Because
I popped that weekly and I need to know.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
If it's all, I'll just I'll just live at the headache.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
Forget it. I'll take the back pain.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
I don't want woms dum in my head.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
You'd imagine looking at the ingredients of your Wong Dung.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
Oh no, all right, thanks Sarah, got you.
Speaker 8 (06:27):
Hey, everybody, it's me Seg. I have a message for
all you hot French boys. That's right. I am a
man of love. Call me fellas if you're looking to
play some bumper cars.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
That's so hot, Seg. Thank you for that.
Speaker 8 (06:49):
Two years of French really worked out at Now you're
game boys, dude, Yeah, thanks a lot.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
Say less baby, got you?
Speaker 8 (07:00):
We got the open. Oh, let's go part of the steels.
What's the contract?
Speaker 5 (07:08):
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online today.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
I could go to that chicken karaokee right now. So good.
Speaker 8 (07:24):
Reds will kick off a three game series up against
those Padres.
Speaker 3 (07:27):
Tonight.
Speaker 8 (07:27):
It will be Dylan Cees the hats up against Nick
Martinez and coverage begins at seven to ten game time.
Shortstop Ellie day La Cruz not selected as a finalist
for the National League All Star Team Spy. He he
leads his Natalague shortstops and home runs, RBI, slugging percentage
and run scored. The two finalists are the Mets Francisco
(07:51):
Lindor and the Dodgers Mookie Bets.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
We suck at voting like this is on the stands
to get it done.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
They had no, he had no. Well, he's going to
be on the team anyways, he should be.
Speaker 8 (08:00):
Big Red Machine fiftieth anniversary Reunion weekend is underway with
Ted McKay. He's going to be there, Yeah, Johnny Bench, Ken,
Griffy Senior, George Foster says, Gerona, Geronimo, and the Big
Dog Tony Perez House meeting greets today at one thirty
and three thirty and more tomorrow and Sunday at the
Reds Hall of Fame and Museum.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
And they're giving away that cool hat, good looking hat.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
It is.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
These guys, I mean like eighty yeah, because because Bench
is in his seventies.
Speaker 8 (08:30):
Okay, most of them are right, well, I don't know,
I mean some of them, some of them are. I
mean there's thirty to thirty five guys here. So you're
talking about Doug Flynn, Rawley Eastwick, Will Mcinanny Santo Alcala others.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
What what? What's cool? What names have to be gone
for them to stop doing this?
Speaker 2 (08:51):
I think this might be it, right, I don't know, I.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
Mean, like Johnny Bench would think or No, Senior's got
to be the last one right, Johnny Bench and Senior,
and I don't know.
Speaker 8 (08:59):
I mean they're probably still going to honor him no
matter what happened. So I mean, whoever, whoever's here, So
let's see. Of course, the Bengals in Hamilton County got
it done yesterday reaching that new lease agreement covering so
they're going to the Amen and that the dealers four
hundred and seventy million dollars and they will continue to
(09:19):
be here on one oh two seven WEBN.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
Now you're a gay.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
Friend, kid, he should be surprised by the away. They
were going to Mexico, that's on you.
Speaker 8 (09:30):
Somebody said they were going to Toronto, offered him eight
billion dollars to move.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
Well, he didn't. I don't think so either.
Speaker 8 (09:36):
Former Baltimore Ravens kicker Justin Tucker, because they would have
went by the way for the first ten games of
the twenty twenty five regular season in the National Football
League founded he violated his personal conduct policy. Mister Tucker's
been accused of sexual misconduct by fifteen massage therapists in
(09:58):
spas and wellness centers around Baltimore.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
Dude, He's been banned from two of them.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
Sounds like you may visit those places right down your ally.
I wish I could OZ and wellness centers scared.
Speaker 2 (10:11):
Apparently there's a couple near us because we had a caller.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
Told us as a bunch around us.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
Yeah, I don't say exactly where. Buddy said, they're close
to you.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
I don't know how to do it. I don't know
I would do it wrong, and I don't know you
would mess you didn't have the talks about the birds
and the bees way back. I know how to do that.
I don't know what. I don't know how to find
the ones that do it though. You know. I would
go into the line here in your way, yeah yeah,
and they would chase me out with their shoe and
I would be running to my car pantiless and stuff.
(10:41):
And then'll be footage.
Speaker 8 (10:42):
And put that on Instagram and tiktoking you'd be a millionaire.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
Yeah right yeah.
Speaker 8 (10:48):
M MLS Soccer FC Cincinnati coming off at road win
in Montreal, the right back and tomorrow night at Orlando.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
Sc and finally back to next Jeez.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
Play sits empty? Why can just look give that to
the Bengals due.
Speaker 8 (11:06):
Put twenty three thousand people in there, put a big
screen TV and then what the heck? Basketball news? Three
former Bearcats headed to Europe to play ball, play pro
ball or Troy Copaine Money is going to play in Italy,
John Newman the third is going to go to Germany.
And Odie Obama Yeah, we'll play in Poland. Wow, there
you go. That's a cool name, Odie, Odie Oguama. Good,
(11:29):
it's gonna change my name to that. You should Odie
Man Leo Oklama or Richard Oguama. Yeah, Richard Racing This weekend,
the Cars, Dance Bar, comp and Infinity Series are in
the at L Yeah, that's Atlanta to you and me, brother,
I know. The trucks are in Connecticut. Formula one is
in Austria, and the n HR raid North and North
(11:51):
Northern Ohio and Norwalk and w w E is noon
on Saturday. Because they're in that riod. Yeah, they're over
and in. They're over and in the trees that they
shouldn't be yet lookout.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
Yeah, there you go. So don't forget busy weekend of sport.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
Yeah, take it easy.
Speaker 8 (12:09):
Don't want we don't want any if they start messing
with the wrestlers. Yeah, the wrestlers wrestlers will take care
of it, because that's right, they got the back of
the trumpster.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
Well, you've been a part of all this stuff this
weekend with the fiftieth anniversary. I mean, if this is
right up your alley.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
Correct, Yeah, Well but there's racing.
Speaker 2 (12:28):
Yeah, so what do you pick between racing and big
red machine.
Speaker 1 (12:31):
I think we know the answer to that.
Speaker 2 (12:32):
I don't know.
Speaker 8 (12:34):
Well, I know what I'm going to pick is I'm hungry,
So I'm going to go to Penn Station, East Coast,
so over everything all weekend because it's all about good taste.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
Right there, and what's the gasoline in your tank?
Speaker 8 (12:44):
Hand crafted subs, fabulous fries and of course what do
you want to?
Speaker 1 (12:49):
Thank you very much. You're right on top of it today.
Speaker 8 (12:51):
Bardy order offline today at Penn Station, East Coast, pay Day.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
Payday at pay Court w A E. B in. As
the technology keeps rolling here, I'm probably gonna get in
trouble for this, but I'm feisty today and I like this.
I love throwing it all out there and pulling the
curtain back. Uh. But we got to talk about this,
you know, like the whole thing with AI, you know,
artificial Intelligence and Radio. You know the platform that we
(13:22):
work in. What you listen to on the radio right
now is not even me. This is all AI. And
if you don't believe me, here, let me do this.
Speaker 2 (13:29):
What are you talking about?
Speaker 1 (13:30):
I'm gonna call Sarah. Don't play the game. I'm gonna
call myself right now and prove that I'm not even
here at the radio station. Hello, Chris, who's this? It's
it's you. I'm calling you right now from the radio station.
Why I wanted to show everybody that we've been doing
(13:53):
this for years? Well, I mean I don't I don't
think you should be calling me and exposing this, But
I think it's to prove the point that this has
been going on. I mean, how long have you been
not even coming into doing the show.
Speaker 3 (14:07):
Well, I haven't been in the radio station since twenty fourteen.
Speaker 1 (14:12):
See, it's been years since I have even been here
at the radio station.
Speaker 3 (14:16):
Yeah, this has been all this show has been all
computer since twenty fourteen. I haven't been there, right, I
mean I live.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
In Omaha now, I am at home right now.
Speaker 3 (14:25):
Yeah, you just woke me up.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
I'm not I just woke up.
Speaker 3 (14:29):
I'm not even listening to the radio. I don't even
know what station do.
Speaker 1 (14:31):
We still work at WBN Yeah, we're still at WBNH.
Speaker 3 (14:34):
That's cool. How's Meat doing?
Speaker 1 (14:37):
Oh Meat? No, No, all those guys meet and those
guys they're all gone. They left years ago. We have
Sarah over here now. Sarah, well, she's your co host.
You know. We haven't figured out a way to make
her a robot yet, but she's We figured it was
good because she doesn't know whether I'm here or not
anyways either.
Speaker 3 (14:54):
Oh okay, well that makes sense. Well I'm going to
go back to sleep. I hope this isn't a the
ratings and stuff, you showing that I'm not even there
at the radio station working.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
No, everything will be fine. The listeners only care when
we give away tickets. I don't care if it's a
robot or not.
Speaker 3 (15:10):
Oh so things haven't changed since I worked there.
Speaker 1 (15:12):
Now, whether it's an AI saying callor nine wins or
a real person saying color nine wins, it just doesn't matter.
It doesn't matter, right, Okay, all right, real Chris, This
is AI Chris saying goodbye. Sorry we woke you up.
Speaker 3 (15:26):
Oh good man. Someday I'll get back at the Cincinnati
and stop by the studio. I'd love to see how
it looks nowadays.
Speaker 1 (15:31):
Yeah, I mean it's a I mean the rugs are nice,
they're clean, but the rest is all, you know, it's
all cheap made cheaply. You know, the radio equipment and
stuff that doesn't work.
Speaker 3 (15:39):
That figures. I'm surprised to call laughter.
Speaker 1 (15:41):
This long good point. All right, we'll talk to you later.
So long for now, so long for now. So there
you go, Sarah proved to once again. AI has been
happening here on this show forever. We go way back,
all right, and life is good in Omaha. Time is
of essence. So hopefully we get a uh a winner
(16:01):
here for five and ten to get Cypress Hill tickets
in your hand. Okay, it's a quick game, quickieasy game.
Speaker 2 (16:09):
This is my favorite game we play.
Speaker 1 (16:11):
Really.
Speaker 2 (16:11):
Oh yeah, I like this one, all right, I think quick.
Speaker 1 (16:15):
Yeah, five and ten. So we give you a topic
and you have ten seconds to give us five things
under that topic. Okay, huh hey Coler, who are you?
Speaker 3 (16:28):
Ashleally?
Speaker 1 (16:29):
Oh hi Ashley, hey girl, Hi, where do you live Ashley?
I'm coming over.
Speaker 2 (16:33):
I live in Indiana.
Speaker 1 (16:35):
Okay, I don't know where that is, and I don't
plan on going there, Ashley.
Speaker 2 (16:38):
Would you want Chris to come over? Absolutely not?
Speaker 1 (16:43):
All right, Well, you'll be watching Cypress Hill from the
gate outside the area. I'm ah ah hi, Ashley. Uh,
here's the game you know how to play.
Speaker 2 (16:57):
Oh, you're gonna give me a topic and I'm gonna
give you things to go with it.
Speaker 1 (17:01):
That's right, all right, Ashley. Give me five things that
you find in the bathroom in ten seconds.
Speaker 2 (17:08):
Go brush, shower, curtains, so too, pay hair brush?
Speaker 1 (17:19):
Okay, yeah, don't it's five things, not six.
Speaker 2 (17:24):
I'm ann overachiever, Chris.
Speaker 1 (17:25):
Yeah, I don't like that. You broke the rule. It's
five and ten, not six and ten.
Speaker 2 (17:29):
You lose my third time, take my third time when
you take it from you, Christopher, thank you. She also
calls you Christopher, I'll screw yous?
Speaker 1 (17:42):
Allright? Hold on, hold on, Ashley, hold on a minute.
All right. I like her too.
Speaker 2 (17:47):
I feel like she's playing hard to get, making me
wonder even.
Speaker 1 (17:50):
I know she's gonna push me against a wall at
Cypress Hill and make out with me. Let's see, who
are you call her?
Speaker 3 (18:00):
Mike?
Speaker 2 (18:02):
All right?
Speaker 3 (18:04):
All right here, I know it was me or.
Speaker 1 (18:06):
Not yeah you're Mike.
Speaker 2 (18:07):
It's you.
Speaker 3 (18:08):
Yeah, that's me.
Speaker 4 (18:10):
I saw one other time. I was a construction dude six',
four BUT i lost the game.
Speaker 2 (18:15):
Anyway oh all, right you have the guy THAT i
said was.
Speaker 3 (18:20):
Telling you how gorgeous you are, there But i'm married.
Speaker 2 (18:23):
Unfortunately, yeah well you behave over.
Speaker 4 (18:25):
There. Awesome we got a lot Of, Sorry, CHRIS i
love you, too.
Speaker 1 (18:30):
Dog we got a lot of stuff From mike we
didn't ask. For we got his, height we got his, name,
yea what he does.
Speaker 2 (18:37):
For work and mary work with you.
Speaker 1 (18:41):
Guys, no all, right, sorry give us five things that
are hot in ten.
Speaker 4 (18:47):
Seconds, chillie potato, suits the, sun the work, site and.
Summertime that works for.
Speaker 2 (18:58):
Me and he also called me beautiful, Son.
Speaker 4 (19:03):
Sarah, sarah hold, on hold, On mike.
Speaker 1 (19:10):
Is?
Speaker 2 (19:11):
Mike is it five o'clock For mike's for Twenty.
Speaker 4 (19:15):
No, no it's not say, that but that's just my normal.
Speaker 3 (19:19):
Voice hold.
Speaker 2 (19:22):
ON i love HIS i love. It he's so giggly and,
chill big.
Speaker 1 (19:29):
Shock he's a fan Of Cypress. Hill every song is
about weed.
Speaker 2 (19:34):
And he's sure don't Forget oh, yeah and he's married
and he likes.
Speaker 1 (19:38):
Me we Got Sarah alice in the.
Speaker 9 (19:42):
House oh, Yeah sarah is here to uh inform us
some stuff that's hatteney hatteck Because i'm.
Speaker 2 (19:53):
Disgusting oh AND i didn't think of that ew UNTIL
i came across this article From home And.
Speaker 1 (20:01):
Garden, Okay home And.
Speaker 2 (20:03):
Garden, no do you wash your clothes right after you buy?
Them or, well do you actually wear them?
Speaker 1 (20:09):
First, well you're, okay you're asking the wrong, guy BECAUSE i.
Don't when you go to a department store and buy,
clothes you, know they're you know. Whatever BUT i get
my stuff From, goodwill SO i wash them right WHEN
i get.
Speaker 2 (20:20):
Home, oh as you. Should Anything i've ever bought that
was secondhand like, that, yeah immediately goes in.
Speaker 1 (20:26):
Well because it sells like the Good. WILL i just
wanted to smell like my, laundry.
Speaker 2 (20:29):
Like gain detergent or.
Speaker 1 (20:31):
Something, yeah you.
Speaker 2 (20:32):
Know, well experts are saying you, should absolutely you be
washing your brand new, clothes whether they're straight from the
store or from a package with something you bought. Online
they say you never really know what could be lurking
on your brand new, stuff like.
Speaker 1 (20:49):
Dust, well people try that stuff on at the. Store
it could have like man taint.
Speaker 2 (20:53):
Well exactly like the. Dander and think about what you,
Said like people that try that stuff on whatever they've,
got it's transferring to the.
Speaker 1 (21:02):
Fabric especially nowadays with the.
Speaker 2 (21:04):
Heat, LADY i know we're all trying on bathing suits right.
Now oh, god YOU i MEAN i know that they
put that little plastic piece down in the. Crotch oh they,
do they, do, yeah in case you're not keeping the
panties on while you try. It Foreign my mom always enforced.
That she's, like if you're trying trying on the, bikini
(21:25):
trying on underwear as you, well you shouldn't be trying
on the, underwear but always keep your original stuff on
and then wash your bathing suit too before you put it.
On but here's the THING i don't do.
Speaker 1 (21:36):
That you don't.
Speaker 2 (21:39):
Know i'm.
Speaker 1 (21:40):
Gross you should bring Like i'm Just i'm writing this.
Down i'm gonna go on Shark tank and create a
product that women could bring with themselves to protect them
or something to protect themselves from foreign lip.
Speaker 2 (21:53):
You do well like AN std in the crime.
Speaker 1 (21:57):
Well something and, anything just just a thought of you're
you're you're basically scissoring with somebody.
Speaker 2 (22:06):
When you look at it like. THAT i, mean, yeah
from boob to, boob stomach to, stomach crotch to cross,
right but to butt all of the. DISH i never
thought about it. THOUGH i, MEAN i go and buy
a sweatshirt or A t. Shirt, hello, underwear, Swimsuit.
Speaker 1 (22:24):
I'll do the Pit hello. Sharks don't you hate when
you go to the store and you're wondering when you're
trying on the? Clothes AM i scissoring with the last
person that was in? Here and here's how GROSS i.
Am I've i've never thought about them. BEFORE i immediately
put it, on, right you were scissoring with the last
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person that tried on these.
Speaker 2 (22:47):
Jeans, YEAH i got these jeans a few weeks. Back
somebody must have had them on before.
Speaker 10 (22:52):
Me, Well.
Speaker 2 (22:57):
I've got this special spray right there to spray in the.
Panties they. Say, plus during the manufacturing, process the clothing is.
Treated so if you've got some sort of like skin, sensitivity,
yeah that could be causing a reaction and you're probably,
like why AM i? Scratchy or what's going?
Speaker 1 (23:15):
On and you get really freaked out because you're, like
DID i catch something from you, know.
Speaker 2 (23:19):
From whoever put these jeans on before, me or this, swimsuits,
yeah SCABIES t shirt, whatever. Yep BUT i have never
once in my life washed something THAT i just got
from a store or ordered Off. Amazon so NOW i feel.
Speaker 1 (23:33):
GROSS i want to know what that's too.
Speaker 2 (23:35):
Lazy to put it in the wash AFTER i get,
home which isn't.
Speaker 1 (23:38):
GOOD i want to know what that is at THE,
uh at The goodwill where everyone of them smells exactly the.
Same it's got to be what they wash these things
in or.
Speaker 2 (23:47):
Whatever it's all the same, stinch whether you're buying a,
couch A t, shirt a pair of. Shoes what was that?
Speaker 1 (23:53):
Like no? Matter you could. Go you could go To
egypt and go to THE, uh to The goodwill, there
and it has that same. Smell is that like a
copy written?
Speaker 2 (24:00):
Smell the goodwill? Scent you know you can bottle it
up and sell it A? Goodwill hello?
Speaker 1 (24:05):
Sharks do you ever wonder what that smell is at The?
Goodwill and how to capture? It, well say hello to
The goodwill.
Speaker 2 (24:12):
Candle you know somebody's gonna make It, hello you better
hop on. It they also brought up towels and. Sheets
now this is Where i'm not gross now they say
those are treated with like some special coating to make
them smell good and feel soft and the colors real. Vibrant,
yeah you got to wash those.
Speaker 1 (24:32):
Two, YEAH i do.
Speaker 2 (24:33):
THAT i washed the. Towels are you washing your rugs, Too,
yes of course you got to watch those before you
put them.
Speaker 1 (24:39):
Down oh, no, no, no not not The oh, yeah well yeah.
Rugs rug rugs were the ones that are going to bathroom. Stuff, yeah,
yeah but not the not the ones that are like
by the front door and some of.
Speaker 2 (24:49):
Mats yeah that's. Different, yeah like an area.
Speaker 1 (24:54):
Rug it's amazing how much you don't realize the stuff
you have when until you move out of a place
and then you move into an, apartment you're, like there's
a lot of weird stuff. Missing well that's, why.
Speaker 2 (25:06):
Well we had talked about this. Yesterday that's why people
are throwing divorce parties kind of like bridle, showers and
they're registering for items because they're, like, DUDE i lost
fifty percent of my. Crap, yeah AND i got to.
Restock and you know it's expensive just to, decorate like
a little bathroom can be really.
Speaker 1 (25:23):
Costly, well just to have there's like nothing on the.
Speaker 2 (25:25):
Walls, yeah just the necessities of putting some rugs, down
getting some new towels and some toilet paper and a soap.
DISPENSER i mean that can run you like sixty. Bucks.
Speaker 1 (25:34):
Yep and and my, uh anything on my walls is
just tribute to my. Kids everything's just kids, stuff.
Speaker 2 (25:41):
Just eyes staring at, you all your kid.
Speaker 1 (25:44):
EVERYWHERE i don't know IF i.
Speaker 2 (25:46):
Want to look at your kids While i'm in the Bath.
Speaker 1 (25:48):
Oh, no there's not Not they have their own bathroom
and all their stuff is in the you, know in their.
Bathroom in my, bathroom there's nothing on the. Walls it's like.
Speaker 2 (25:56):
A college, bathroom isn't it just beare like pale yellow.
Speaker 1 (26:00):
Walls, yeah because there's nothing because ANYWHERE i, had if there's,
pictures they got to be everywhere else BECAUSE i don't
have enough.
Speaker 2 (26:06):
Stuff, yeah you got to start. Over, YEAH i know
you'll get there though you're so brand new to. This
is Everything navy blue, Also, NO i feel like that's
the color that all dudes decorate, With like they get
the navy blue sheets on the bed or the navy
blue towels in the. Bathroom.
Speaker 1 (26:21):
NO i, mean because you remember WHEN i moved out
of the house and it was going to sound weird
to those listening that you, know my wife who were,
separating she's the one to help me.
Speaker 2 (26:31):
Decorate well of, course, yeah that's usually what the ladies, do.
Speaker 1 (26:34):
WELL i, know but not the one you're, leaving.
Speaker 10 (26:38):
You know WHAT i.
Speaker 1 (26:38):
Mean so she came.
Speaker 2 (26:40):
Over with the stuff for your new. Place yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (26:42):
Bought stuff and dishes and all that.
Speaker 2 (26:44):
Stuff so it's, like hold, On i'm not. Registering.
Speaker 11 (26:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (26:46):
Yeah and a lot of people don't understand our. Situation
they think it's.
Speaker 2 (26:49):
Weird, no, well it's really refreshing BECAUSE i mean she
even had you over For Father's day and grilled you
a steak and yeah and, yeah like you, said when
you move into your your new, place she came over
and helped out getting set.
Speaker 3 (27:00):
Up.
Speaker 1 (27:00):
Yep, yeah stayking. Shrimp, Yes And i'll be over there
this weekend because she's the kids are going out of
town and uh, uh she's going out of. TOWN i
got to take care of the dogs and my girls
are going to be gone for like two weeks And
i'm going to be an empty.
Speaker 2 (27:14):
Nester, wow, man your schedule just cleared. Up, now what
are you going to?
Speaker 1 (27:19):
Do i'm going to sit in a corner of the
apartment fetal, position. Crying probably.
Speaker 2 (27:25):
You can wash your new stuff that you buy. Us
there you, go pillowcase if you do any shopping this.
Speaker 1 (27:31):
Weekend, yes so twenty, seventh It's Chloe kardashian's birthday. Today?
Speaker 3 (27:35):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (27:35):
Please really you Think chloe's?
Speaker 1 (27:37):
Hot she's got some things that are very very important
to me and important to. Life and it's called. Money
i'm not one to look like. Anything if she was
deaf and mutant in the, Wheelchair i'd still say, BEAUTIFUL
i love you.
Speaker 3 (27:51):
You.
Speaker 2 (27:52):
Yeah looking at all their bank.
Speaker 1 (27:53):
Accounts, yeah that's WHAT i. Mean that's What i'm in love.
With money.
Speaker 2 (27:55):
Total what do you think that whole family is?
Speaker 1 (27:58):
WORTH i think what it's called, Enough it's called The
billiams more than.
Speaker 2 (28:03):
Enough, yes, please It's.
Speaker 1 (28:06):
Drake bell's birthday. Today, now he was from that Show
drake And, josh but now he's more famous for being
the kid that was Raped, unfortunately yeah by some producer
guy that worked At, nickelodeon.
Speaker 2 (28:17):
And you watched that whole. THING i didn't get around to,
it but WHEN i hear that, name now that's WHAT
i associate him.
Speaker 1 (28:22):
With WHICH i, mean it's good and. BAD i GUESS
i don't want to be known as. That, hey aren't
you the kid that was raped by guy?
Speaker 2 (28:28):
Dude i'm sure he doesn't want to be known as that,
either and he had to go through.
Speaker 1 (28:31):
It Bob keisham's birthday would have been. Today he died
two thousand and. Four That's Captain kangarooh, yeah or he
was in THE Us marines and he was also a
member of the Clown hall Of.
Speaker 2 (28:41):
Fame the Clown hall Of. Fame oh, oh that's. INTERESTING
i didn't even know that was a. Thing did you
know how many clowns are in The hall Of?
Speaker 1 (28:50):
Fame ONE i know of his name Was captain got that.
One Now i'll be in the next, one for.
Speaker 2 (28:58):
Sure we got to find a way to get you into.
Speaker 1 (28:59):
IT i don't want to be in no clown hall of.
Speaker 2 (29:01):
Fame all in life is to get you into the
Clown hall Of.
Speaker 1 (29:03):
Fame, well it's either do you mean the Radio hall
Of fame that's filled with, clowns the clown?
Speaker 2 (29:10):
FAME i said WHAT i, SAID i mean.
Speaker 1 (29:12):
It it's pretty funny if there's a Clown hall Of
fame and there's A Radio hall Of fame and it
doesn't even. Exist it's like a, website that's, it so
like anyone can just be on. It, well, no you
have to be put into The hall Of.
Speaker 2 (29:24):
Fame but so it's not like a wiki page where
you can just put.
Speaker 1 (29:27):
Yourself but The Radio hall Of fame don't have like
a big good, thing and they and duct people and
all that, stuff but they don't do it at the
place that it's because there is no.
Speaker 2 (29:34):
Place they just have to rent out some my, office
it's one.
Speaker 1 (29:38):
Of Those regi's, offices and they, go all, right you,
know we got to hurry to get through all the
speeches because we only have this for four. Hours, yeah
we got.
Speaker 2 (29:45):
The room reserve for only so, long and you got
to bring your own.
Speaker 1 (29:49):
Food on this day in nineteen eighty, EIGHT i was
home watching This Mike tyson knocked Out Michael spinx in
ninety one. Seconds WELL i remember that that was ON
i think On, Showtime showtime OR, hbo AND i remember watching.
It it was ninety one seconds and all they did
was talk about the fight and replay it over and
over and over again because they had to fill that.
Time it was ninety one cent and.
Speaker 2 (30:09):
They weren't expecting that. Though, okay so now was this is?
Awkward now what do we?
Speaker 10 (30:14):
Do?
Speaker 1 (30:15):
Yeah that was a nineteen eighty eight. Boy whenever we
do this, segment it, puts you, know like markers in
my timeline of.
Speaker 2 (30:22):
Life it really does lighting on my.
Speaker 1 (30:24):
Back. Yep, finally on this day in nineteen ninety, four
this wedding happened Between Anna Nicole smith and the ninety
year old BILLIONAIRE J Marshall. Howard oh, yeah that's.
Speaker 2 (30:35):
Right do you remember?
Speaker 4 (30:36):
That?
Speaker 2 (30:37):
YEAH i just saw that making headlines the other. Day.
Speaker 1 (30:39):
Yeah she met him while she was a topless dancer In. Houston,
yep and they got. Married they were married up until
he died in nineteen ninety. Five AND i remember his
sons and all that stuff went after her because he
left the. Money he left money and stuff for, her
and the family was, like, no we're fighting.
Speaker 2 (30:56):
This oh that's, ridiculous it. IS i, mean she put
in her time with that.
Speaker 1 (31:00):
Man well, yeah and if you hear, that if he
was in love with, her you can say what you. Want.
Yeah if, okay say Say marge shot was still around
today and she had all this money at the reds
and all that, stuff and she was into. Me i'd be, like, yes.
Speaker 2 (31:16):
You got, money money.
Speaker 1 (31:17):
Tucks all, right don't get mad at her because she
made it. Happen this guy was into. Her it's a.
Speaker 2 (31:22):
Billionaires she is the og sugar baby love. IT i
mean it all really started with her, anyways all, right,
whatever good for her, though.
Speaker 1 (31:30):
Yeah, exactly but she's dead, too. Anyways, side it's the
twenty seventh Of. June it's a Kid Chris. Show Chris
show media.
Speaker 2 (31:41):
Assault all, right thank you very.
Speaker 1 (31:42):
Much.
Speaker 2 (31:43):
Mark we've got Doctor Tanna garring here with us today
to ask her all answer all of your health. Questions
at two nine two eleven eighty. Eight we do have
someone waiting on the, Phone.
Speaker 7 (31:51):
Chris hey, There i'm just wondering if you would Let
Kid chris look up your.
Speaker 2 (31:57):
Story, okay you know a lot of people AND i
see it on. It, okay it's a Kid chris.
Speaker 1 (32:05):
Show, yeah it's a Kid chris. Show you. Know all
the time it's loading up our voicemails and our talk.
Back we get some great. Stuff if you go to
Our iHeartRadio app and you're listening to the, show there's
a little microphone there and you can leave us little, Messages.
Speaker 11 (32:21):
Well would you do if you thought you're a at
work For google And i'm playing it some kind of
alien that kept growing in your? Hips and then you
slept for mensa mens of months you could sleep on
your right. Side then WHEN i, sleep can finally sleep
on my right. SIDE i wake up AND i see this.
IMPRINT i like this huge intricate design and. Spider i've
never had no tattoo there, Anything and it's got like
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little circle dots going all up my top of my
right side to the bottom of my right. Side And i'm,
like had all these weird. Symptoms, YEAH i feel like
you told us ten different things without actually telling us
ten different.
Speaker 1 (33:00):
Things it sucks because these are the people THAT i
want to. Call, yeah we want you to tell us
what's going, on BUT i need to. Know, HEY i.
Speaker 4 (33:09):
Listen to you guys every, morning AND i just wanted to,
say where's all of the?
Speaker 3 (33:13):
Giveaways, like, yeah you just giveaway tickets like.
Speaker 4 (33:16):
Every, morning all the.
Speaker 2 (33:17):
Time and what happened?
Speaker 3 (33:21):
Ever so, yeah more, giveaways more, tickets any concert.
Speaker 1 (33:25):
TICKETS i swear To, GOD i don't know. What, look
this has been a constant problem ever SINCE i came.
Here To. Cincinnati W ebn is a legendary radio. Station
but the Longer i've worked, here it makes me wonder
what the hell did they do BEFORE i got. Here
it seems like all it was was contest to give away,
stuff and everybody's, like, oh the Down patrol was on
the air. Forever, yeah of course they. Were there was
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only one rock station in, town so you Can't you
can't lose a race when you're by.
Speaker 2 (33:49):
Yourself and were they constantly giving away?
Speaker 1 (33:51):
THINGS i guess, so because that's all anybody? Wants free? Stuff?
Speaker 7 (33:55):
Uh, HI i heard your phone number right over the.
Air DID i win the free? Pizza AM i caller?
Speaker 2 (34:01):
NINE i don't think. So oh, no sorry about.
Speaker 7 (34:06):
That, Well i'm gonna unlike Your facebook, page you. Jerk,
HI i heard your phone number go out over the.
Air DID i win the free? Tires?
Speaker 12 (34:15):
NO i don't know that we're running any promotion right
now for winning a free set of tires over the?
Speaker 7 (34:19):
Radio, well then can you play Some?
Speaker 3 (34:21):
Metallica, uh we're not a radio station.
Speaker 7 (34:24):
Here you just lost a, listener, Pal.
Speaker 2 (34:29):
How CAN i help?
Speaker 4 (34:30):
You?
Speaker 7 (34:31):
HEY i heard your phone number go out over the.
Air DID i win the free?
Speaker 1 (34:33):
Haircut i'm, sorry we are not giving out any free.
Speaker 7 (34:37):
Haircuts CAN i win the free haircut IF i come
down there and let you kick me in the?
Speaker 2 (34:41):
Nuts?
Speaker 7 (34:44):
Hello DID i win the free?
Speaker 1 (34:47):
Pizza?
Speaker 8 (34:47):
Yeah you won the free.
Speaker 7 (34:48):
Pizza oh, yeah what pizza place is giving it to?
Speaker 1 (34:52):
Me, Yeah Mama's. Pizza?
Speaker 2 (34:56):
Whoa who?
Speaker 7 (35:00):
DID i give a birthday shout out to my girlfriend.
Speaker 1 (35:06):
Going into the, weekend and then we got fourth Of
july and then right after, THAT i mean fourth Of.
July around that time is when we start firing up
our fireworks.
Speaker 2 (35:16):
Talk it's almost. Here we're actually two months away pretty
much exactly two months until the big.
Speaker 1 (35:23):
Boom, yeah that's WHEN i, mean like In august is
when our schedule starts to, LIKE i don't plan anything
because that's when we start going out and promoting Fire.
Speaker 2 (35:31):
And Then i've got some girls taking a. Trip they're
going down To florida and they're going two weeks before
the fireworks show and they're, like come on, down And
i'm LIKE i. Can't we're booked the whole.
Speaker 1 (35:40):
Month. Yeah, yeah it becomes a whole thing because this
year IS i, mean it's a big. Year we know
what the you, know the theme thing is going.
Speaker 2 (35:48):
To be and you have that announcement coming, soon, yes.
Speaker 1 (35:51):
And then also you know the shirt and, stuff and
then we in the next year is the big fiftieth
and that's already being. Planned SO i mean a.
Speaker 2 (35:59):
LOT i still look.
Speaker 7 (36:00):
Forward i'm.
Speaker 2 (36:01):
EXCITED i always love that. Day it's it's cool for
me to be. There so uh and then.
Speaker 1 (36:07):
Is a big red machine going to be? There or
is everything? Else?
Speaker 2 (36:10):
Oh why not invite the? Mouse let's celebrate the Big
Red machine as much as we possibly. CAN i always
love to celebrate our current ruds LIKE i would love
to see, them the big, machine the Big alley. Machine why.
Speaker 1 (36:27):
Should we talk about the big smelly machine that Got
zach that calls into our, well he tries to call
into our. Show there's this Douche. Zach you probably remember
this Guy zach that.
Speaker 2 (36:37):
He's all Over. Twitter he calls in and he's. Annoying
and the reason That i'm not a fan is because
he was pretty rude to me WHEN i first started
in this. ROLE i started exactly two years, ago, actually,
Yeah AND i just feel like he was always he
always had some negative remarks about. IT i don't. Know
so he's a. Douche it just left to sour taste my.
Speaker 1 (36:58):
Mouth but he was always annoying when you call in the,
air and, uh you, know and we have this phone
system here that we share with all the other stations
in our. Building so like if there is a price
pig that calls, in it gets put into the notes
from like other stations and, stuff and and we see.
Speaker 2 (37:13):
It so our friends down the hall At kiss seven
HUNDRED WLW, espn all of.
Speaker 1 (37:18):
Them, Yeah so when there's somebody that just calls all
the stations and wants to just free, stuff we see
it and then we just won't answer it or. Whatever you.
Speaker 2 (37:24):
Know Imagine Moe egger doing his sports show later this
afternoon ON, espn and he sees this guy.
Speaker 1 (37:31):
Call, yeah because so When zach, calls it'll say, like,
uh there's. Ones WHEN i put a note in, there
it'll say like, yo so and, so big douche or
something like. That and and then SO i know When zach,
Calls so what he, CALLS i just pick up AND
i go f. YOURSELF i do CAUSE i don't. Care
and then So zach gets mad and then, uh and
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so now he's On twitter and he's like tweeting to,
iHeart you, know whotally.
Speaker 2 (37:55):
Tweeted at the company that has like ten.
Speaker 12 (37:57):
Millions so he's definitely one of these douchebags that like
when you're growing up as a kid and somebody is
talking smack to, you like when he's, like you're like
ten years old and he just pedals down the industry
and then says something tough to you and it pedals
off real.
Speaker 1 (38:11):
Fast you, Know i'm gonna tell my dad.
Speaker 2 (38:13):
Exactly, yeah and.
Speaker 1 (38:16):
Like like so he's, like who is this fat faced
douche tweeting?
Speaker 2 (38:20):
Us?
Speaker 1 (38:22):
So, Yeah so this guy he.
Speaker 2 (38:24):
Tweeted, at he did it as like a, reply LIKE
i think they tweeted something about Like Selena goman or
something like, that.
Speaker 10 (38:31):
And he's, like, oh off, topic but you're you're DJing In.
Cincinnati mean what a? Douche like who is?
Speaker 2 (38:39):
This?
Speaker 1 (38:39):
Yeah hold, on let me let me read.
Speaker 2 (38:41):
This is A. WENDY i didn't even know he was.
Speaker 1 (38:43):
Doing it Until sarah told me BECAUSE i have him. Blocked,
YEAH i Told.
Speaker 2 (38:46):
Chris i'm, like, oh There's zach running his mouth after
the phone. Call, OH i.
Speaker 1 (38:50):
Don't have him mute it all, right here we. Go
SO i retweeted it, said, yeah so he's responding to
Somebody Demi, devado so iHeart radio tweet not About Demi,
levado So zach this douche bro on a totally random
note since you all don't check your, messages so he
must HAVE dm.
Speaker 2 (39:08):
Them about you. Before Probably, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 10 (39:11):
You might want to tell Kid chris ON wbn how
to be. Professional it's a total jerk move to answer
the phone and then yell f. Off he actually said
THE f words to me and hung up on me
when trying to participate in his morning game immediately.
Speaker 2 (39:26):
BLOG i can't imagine the person reading. That it's like
an eighteen year, old.
Speaker 1 (39:34):
You, know, dude. SOMEBODY i don't know if this is
from my heart or, not but somebody said maybe you
should have fed off and got over. It, man.
Speaker 2 (39:49):
That's the one you have to. Retweet. Oh social media
brings me so much.
Speaker 1 (39:55):
Joy, NO i got to hand it to the women
that listen to the. Show they don't do.
Speaker 2 (39:59):
THAT i love the, Girlies, yes only the guys are the.
Bitches guys argue with each other all the time on Especially.
Twitter they know they're the biggest.
Speaker 1 (40:08):
Bitches they're the ones that yell at me WHEN i yell,
up WHEN i goof on the The reds or The. Bengals, especially,
dude you're a. BITCH i watch more football than. You
what do you.
Speaker 2 (40:18):
Know you need to stay in your. Lane, dude shut,
up stay in your.
Speaker 1 (40:24):
Lank, god guys are such. Pussy that's why they transition
because they're. Girls, okay it's not better, though NOW i get.
It it's not better being a. Woman but you know,
What i'm a, bitch SO i Think i'm gonna become a.
Woman you guys need to get it. Together stop acting
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like you're. Twelve oh that's why these guys they get
On twitter and a lot of them that are running their.
Mouths they don't even have an actual photo of. Themselves oh,
No zach's got a. Photo it's.
Speaker 2 (40:58):
Hilarious he's got the family, photo which is actually pretty.
Ballsy with as much as he runs his. Mouth you,
know If i'm his wife or his little, girl it's, like,
dad can you keep me out of?
Speaker 1 (41:11):
This, yeah you're.
Speaker 2 (41:12):
Embarrassing he's got a cute dong duster on that. Face
and THEN i think of my own, Dad, like my
dad would never get on. This by the, way happy
retirement To Bobby Ali's, yeah good for. Him this is
his final. Day he's been with his company for exactly forty.
Years started co opting with them when he was AT Uc.
Speaker 1 (41:32):
DUDE i go that. Cool god bless anybody who can walk.
AWAY i, uh that's one of those THINGS i always tear,
up even WHEN i watch, well especially WHEN i watch
like sports guys retire and uh it Was. Marty, yeah
it was LIKE i totally get. It you're walking away
from something that you, love and those guys they have
to because it's like my body's given. Up, yeah he walk.
Speaker 2 (41:53):
Away he loved his, job but he is ready to
rest the, tire go on. Vacation he's, LIKE i just
want to hang out with my family and be well. Rested,
Yeah Bobby elie's final day at the age of, sixty
he's able to do.
Speaker 3 (42:05):
It.
Speaker 1 (42:06):
Yeah, See i'm Almost i'm only ten years away from.
Speaker 2 (42:09):
That but you won't retire ANYTHING i. Can you'll retire
in thirty. YEARS i know.
Speaker 1 (42:14):
It i'll retire when the company tells me it's time to,
retire or.
Speaker 2 (42:19):
Or you'll be walking in with your cane at.
Speaker 1 (42:21):
Nineties, yeah because as long AS i have my, WIEN
i can tell jokes about.
Speaker 2 (42:26):
It might as. Well, YEAH i mean it's a great.
Job so. Yeah like you, said it's hard to leave
something that you.
Speaker 1 (42:33):
Love yeah, Yeah SO i mean until Until i'm told to.
LEAVE i, Mean zach may make it.
Speaker 2 (42:37):
Happen do not Give zach that power of all the, People.
Speaker 1 (42:43):
Chris you gotta. Go you Told zach.
Speaker 2 (42:46):
ATTACK i, mean he's retweeting A Demi levado post about.
Speaker 1 (42:50):
You, Wait, chris we can't have this
I'm just noticing that the Reds are nice enough to
drop off some stuff.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
And yes, it's a big weekend down there. They're celebrating
the Big Red Machine.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
Really, I wish it would do that more.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
We don't do it enough, right, This hat is awesome? Yeah,
so they have the padres for three this weekend.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
Yeah, but like, I love this hat. I need a
new hat. The one you're wearing is one I gave you.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
Yeah, So tonight's they're a big fireworks show.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
It's a fandual hat.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Yeah, it's cool. I like this, and then tomorrow is
the hat giveaway. I just put that up on my Yeah,
I just put that up on my social media at
Sara at least one two eight Yeah, yeah, Big Red
Machine fiftieth anniversary cap. While supplies last, so game time
is at four to ten on Saturday, gates at two forty.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
I'm having a good hair day, so I'm not putting
this on.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
So you can't put that on top of the gel No,
but yeah, this is a really cool hat, like this
is probably one of the uh the best ones to
get this. Yep, while supplies last before the Reds game tomorrow,
get there early and it's going to be crazy too
because the Pride Parade is going on.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
This is this is cool. So props to them for that.
Hell yeah, props. Michael Anderson drops his stuff, helps us out.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
With his whole team. They're the absolute best in the biz.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
Yeah, and they're not going after the city for free stuff. Anyways,
as we go into this, it's Sarah Elise.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
Ohki Right, I have I have listen, I have the
h that big Red Machine fiftieth anniversary cap video of
what it looks like. Yes, on our Facebook page. We
were just talking about it.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
A video of a hat.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
Yes, you gotta do the three sixty because it looks cool.
It's got like the anniversary logo on the side and
the FanDuel logo on.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
The back like they do on Amazon when you go
to buy a product and you can three sixty the
whole three six. Yeah, I get it.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
So I posted that because we were just talking about
the cool giveaway on Saturday at the ballpark. So there
you go. Besides that, there's this pharmaceutical company in Japan. Hmm,
they're called They're called the Surokua Stool Donation Room. I
probably completely mess that up. It sounds right to me sure.
(02:17):
They say they're looking for the best you. They want
the best.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
That's all I needed.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
They want the best poop?
Speaker 1 (02:29):
What is it?
Speaker 2 (02:31):
Trust me, I'll say it plenty coming up. According to
this article, the intestinal and gut bacteria from your ew
ewa can be extracted to make medicine. You I never
knew this.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
You well, yes, have you ever had to do that,
by the way, poop in a box?
Speaker 3 (02:57):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (02:58):
Or anything?
Speaker 4 (02:58):
Like?
Speaker 1 (02:59):
I have the thing where I'm supposed to do it.
I forgot what it's called. Yeah, yeah, yeah, But they
have a home kit now and they send you home
and the doctor is like, you know, you're in your
fifties now, you should really get this done. I go okay.
He goes, there's a home kit you don't have to
worry about. I'm like, ew yeah, And he sent me
with it and it's underneath my sink. I ain't doing that.
(03:20):
I'd rather go to do the coleoscopy.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
Yeah, just go in. Imagine being the male person and
they're like, why is it so stinky?
Speaker 3 (03:27):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (03:27):
Right, what's banging around in this box?
Speaker 5 (03:30):
You would you?
Speaker 2 (03:33):
Oh my gosh. This pharmaceutical company says, not a whole
lot of people actually qualify for this thing, though only
about five percent actually have high quality. Wouldn't it wouldn't
it stuck that they're looking for you.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
I did all the work and then he said it
in They go, sorry, you don't qualify, like I'm embarrassing.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
Your poop sucks.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
Your pop.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
You do the walk of shame back to your car
because your crap isn't even good enough.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
The toilet favor stuck to your shoe.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
Like the Sharman commercial. Yeah right, ew I guess there's
this whole uh screening process. So they're looking for people
between the ages of eighteen to sixty five in good health.
You have to do this whole medical evaluation thing.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
That's a lot of work.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
It is a lot of work. But if you pass
all that, that's when you go to the donation room
and they will pay you. Yeah, five thousand yen, which
talk about thirty five bucks. Get it, hey, desperate times man,
thirty five bucks.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
To pooph you a guy could get more, uh don't
even Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
They say you can donate every two months, but every
single time, Yeah, every single time you donate, you have
to go through the entire evaluation process again to make
sure everything is healthy.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
Thirty five bus.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
That's a lot of work for thirty five bucks.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
You can't even park in a Bengals game for that.
So it it took me three months of pooping for this.
Speaker 6 (05:17):
Pretty much in a box to come here to this
Bengals game and they lose.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
Poop.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
I get and they say, if you're having a hard
time actually going, because you know, when you get there,
like you have to you know, you could get a
little nervous, I guess. But they say there's this whole
relaxation room where you can hang out, and I guess,
get your head right, get my head right, drink some coffee.
They make it sound big though, five thousand yen yeah
(05:51):
to poop, Yeah, to make medicine, yeah right. You think
the next time you're popping pills there could be So I.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
Know, I just gonna say, what what medicine are you using?
Speaker 7 (06:02):
Now?
Speaker 2 (06:02):
I need to know, right, like is this advil? Because
I popped that weekly and I need to know.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
If it's all, I'll just I'll just live at the headache.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
Forget it. I'll take the back pain.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
I don't want woms dum in my head.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
You'd imagine looking at the ingredients of your Wong Dung.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
Oh no, all right, thanks Sarah, got you.
Speaker 8 (06:27):
Hey, everybody, it's me Seg. I have a message for
all you hot French boys. That's right. I am a
man of love. Call me fellas if you're looking to
play some bumper cars.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
That's so hot, Seg. Thank you for that.
Speaker 8 (06:49):
Two years of French really worked out at Now you're
game boys, dude, Yeah, thanks a lot.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
Say less baby, got you?
Speaker 8 (07:00):
We got the open. Oh, let's go part of the steels.
What's the contract?
Speaker 5 (07:08):
Brought to you by stations in station inco sub order
online today.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
I could go to that chicken karaokee right now. So good.
Speaker 8 (07:24):
Reds will kick off a three game series up against
those Padres.
Speaker 3 (07:27):
Tonight.
Speaker 8 (07:27):
It will be Dylan Cees the hats up against Nick
Martinez and coverage begins at seven to ten game time.
Shortstop Ellie day La Cruz not selected as a finalist
for the National League All Star Team Spy. He he
leads his Natalague shortstops and home runs, RBI, slugging percentage
and run scored. The two finalists are the Mets Francisco
(07:51):
Lindor and the Dodgers Mookie Bets.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
We suck at voting like this is on the stands
to get it done.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
They had no, he had no. Well, he's going to
be on the team anyways, he should be.
Speaker 8 (08:00):
Big Red Machine fiftieth anniversary Reunion weekend is underway with
Ted McKay. He's going to be there, Yeah, Johnny Bench, Ken,
Griffy Senior, George Foster says, Gerona, Geronimo, and the Big
Dog Tony Perez House meeting greets today at one thirty
and three thirty and more tomorrow and Sunday at the
Reds Hall of Fame and Museum.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
And they're giving away that cool hat, good looking hat.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
It is.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
These guys, I mean like eighty yeah, because because Bench
is in his seventies.
Speaker 8 (08:30):
Okay, most of them are right, well, I don't know,
I mean some of them, some of them are. I
mean there's thirty to thirty five guys here. So you're
talking about Doug Flynn, Rawley Eastwick, Will Mcinanny Santo Alcala others.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
What what? What's cool? What names have to be gone
for them to stop doing this?
Speaker 2 (08:51):
I think this might be it, right, I don't know, I.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
Mean, like Johnny Bench would think or No, Senior's got
to be the last one right, Johnny Bench and Senior,
and I don't know.
Speaker 8 (08:59):
I mean they're probably still going to honor him no
matter what happened. So I mean, whoever, whoever's here, So
let's see. Of course, the Bengals in Hamilton County got
it done yesterday reaching that new lease agreement covering so
they're going to the Amen and that the dealers four
hundred and seventy million dollars and they will continue to
(09:19):
be here on one oh two seven WEBN.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
Now you're a gay.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
Friend, kid, he should be surprised by the away. They
were going to Mexico, that's on you.
Speaker 8 (09:30):
Somebody said they were going to Toronto, offered him eight
billion dollars to move.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
Well, he didn't. I don't think so either.
Speaker 8 (09:36):
Former Baltimore Ravens kicker Justin Tucker, because they would have
went by the way for the first ten games of
the twenty twenty five regular season in the National Football
League founded he violated his personal conduct policy. Mister Tucker's
been accused of sexual misconduct by fifteen massage therapists in
(09:58):
spas and wellness centers around Baltimore.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
Dude, He's been banned from two of them.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
Sounds like you may visit those places right down your ally.
I wish I could OZ and wellness centers scared.
Speaker 2 (10:11):
Apparently there's a couple near us because we had a caller.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
Told us as a bunch around us.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
Yeah, I don't say exactly where. Buddy said, they're close
to you.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
I don't know how to do it. I don't know
I would do it wrong, and I don't know you
would mess you didn't have the talks about the birds
and the bees way back. I know how to do that.
I don't know what. I don't know how to find
the ones that do it though. You know. I would
go into the line here in your way, yeah yeah,
and they would chase me out with their shoe and
I would be running to my car pantiless and stuff.
(10:41):
And then'll be footage.
Speaker 8 (10:42):
And put that on Instagram and tiktoking you'd be a millionaire.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
Yeah right yeah.
Speaker 8 (10:48):
M MLS Soccer FC Cincinnati coming off at road win
in Montreal, the right back and tomorrow night at Orlando.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
Sc and finally back to next Jeez.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
Play sits empty? Why can just look give that to
the Bengals due.
Speaker 8 (11:06):
Put twenty three thousand people in there, put a big
screen TV and then what the heck? Basketball news? Three
former Bearcats headed to Europe to play ball, play pro
ball or Troy Copaine Money is going to play in Italy,
John Newman the third is going to go to Germany.
And Odie Obama Yeah, we'll play in Poland. Wow, there
you go. That's a cool name, Odie, Odie Oguama. Good,
(11:29):
it's gonna change my name to that. You should Odie
Man Leo Oklama or Richard Oguama. Yeah, Richard Racing This weekend,
the Cars, Dance Bar, comp and Infinity Series are in
the at L Yeah, that's Atlanta to you and me, brother,
I know. The trucks are in Connecticut. Formula one is
in Austria, and the n HR raid North and North
(11:51):
Northern Ohio and Norwalk and w w E is noon
on Saturday. Because they're in that riod. Yeah, they're over
and in. They're over and in the trees that they
shouldn't be yet lookout.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
Yeah, there you go. So don't forget busy weekend of sport.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
Yeah, take it easy.
Speaker 8 (12:09):
Don't want we don't want any if they start messing
with the wrestlers. Yeah, the wrestlers wrestlers will take care
of it, because that's right, they got the back of
the trumpster.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
Well, you've been a part of all this stuff this
weekend with the fiftieth anniversary. I mean, if this is
right up your alley.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
Correct, Yeah, Well but there's racing.
Speaker 2 (12:28):
Yeah, so what do you pick between racing and big
red machine.
Speaker 1 (12:31):
I think we know the answer to that.
Speaker 2 (12:32):
I don't know.
Speaker 8 (12:34):
Well, I know what I'm going to pick is I'm hungry,
So I'm going to go to Penn Station, East Coast,
so over everything all weekend because it's all about good taste.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
Right there, and what's the gasoline in your tank?
Speaker 8 (12:44):
Hand crafted subs, fabulous fries and of course what do
you want to?
Speaker 1 (12:49):
Thank you very much. You're right on top of it today.
Speaker 8 (12:51):
Bardy order offline today at Penn Station, East Coast, pay Day.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
Payday at pay Court w A E. B in. As
the technology keeps rolling here, I'm probably gonna get in
trouble for this, but I'm feisty today and I like this.
I love throwing it all out there and pulling the
curtain back. Uh. But we got to talk about this,
you know, like the whole thing with AI, you know,
artificial Intelligence and Radio. You know the platform that we
(13:22):
work in. What you listen to on the radio right
now is not even me. This is all AI. And
if you don't believe me, here, let me do this.
Speaker 2 (13:29):
What are you talking about?
Speaker 1 (13:30):
I'm gonna call Sarah. Don't play the game. I'm gonna
call myself right now and prove that I'm not even
here at the radio station. Hello, Chris, who's this? It's
it's you. I'm calling you right now from the radio station.
Why I wanted to show everybody that we've been doing
(13:53):
this for years? Well, I mean I don't I don't
think you should be calling me and exposing this, But
I think it's to prove the point that this has
been going on. I mean, how long have you been
not even coming into doing the show.
Speaker 3 (14:07):
Well, I haven't been in the radio station since twenty fourteen.
Speaker 1 (14:12):
See, it's been years since I have even been here
at the radio station.
Speaker 3 (14:16):
Yeah, this has been all this show has been all
computer since twenty fourteen. I haven't been there, right, I
mean I live.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
In Omaha now, I am at home right now.
Speaker 3 (14:25):
Yeah, you just woke me up.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
I'm not I just woke up.
Speaker 3 (14:29):
I'm not even listening to the radio. I don't even
know what station do.
Speaker 1 (14:31):
We still work at WBN Yeah, we're still at WBNH.
Speaker 3 (14:34):
That's cool. How's Meat doing?
Speaker 1 (14:37):
Oh Meat? No, No, all those guys meet and those
guys they're all gone. They left years ago. We have
Sarah over here now. Sarah, well, she's your co host.
You know. We haven't figured out a way to make
her a robot yet, but she's We figured it was
good because she doesn't know whether I'm here or not
anyways either.
Speaker 3 (14:54):
Oh okay, well that makes sense. Well I'm going to
go back to sleep. I hope this isn't a the
ratings and stuff, you showing that I'm not even there
at the radio station working.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
No, everything will be fine. The listeners only care when
we give away tickets. I don't care if it's a
robot or not.
Speaker 3 (15:10):
Oh so things haven't changed since I worked there.
Speaker 1 (15:12):
Now, whether it's an AI saying callor nine wins or
a real person saying color nine wins, it just doesn't matter.
It doesn't matter, right, Okay, all right, real Chris, This
is AI Chris saying goodbye. Sorry we woke you up.
Speaker 3 (15:26):
Oh good man. Someday I'll get back at the Cincinnati
and stop by the studio. I'd love to see how
it looks nowadays.
Speaker 1 (15:31):
Yeah, I mean it's a I mean the rugs are nice,
they're clean, but the rest is all, you know, it's
all cheap made cheaply. You know, the radio equipment and
stuff that doesn't work.
Speaker 3 (15:39):
That figures. I'm surprised to call laughter.
Speaker 1 (15:41):
This long good point. All right, we'll talk to you later.
So long for now, so long for now. So there
you go, Sarah proved to once again. AI has been
happening here on this show forever. We go way back,
all right, and life is good in Omaha. Time is
of essence. So hopefully we get a uh a winner
(16:01):
here for five and ten to get Cypress Hill tickets
in your hand. Okay, it's a quick game, quickieasy game.
Speaker 2 (16:09):
This is my favorite game we play.
Speaker 1 (16:11):
Really.
Speaker 2 (16:11):
Oh yeah, I like this one, all right, I think quick.
Speaker 1 (16:15):
Yeah, five and ten. So we give you a topic
and you have ten seconds to give us five things
under that topic. Okay, huh hey Coler, who are you?
Speaker 3 (16:28):
Ashleally?
Speaker 1 (16:29):
Oh hi Ashley, hey girl, Hi, where do you live Ashley?
I'm coming over.
Speaker 2 (16:33):
I live in Indiana.
Speaker 1 (16:35):
Okay, I don't know where that is, and I don't
plan on going there, Ashley.
Speaker 2 (16:38):
Would you want Chris to come over? Absolutely not?
Speaker 1 (16:43):
All right, Well, you'll be watching Cypress Hill from the
gate outside the area. I'm ah ah hi, Ashley. Uh,
here's the game you know how to play.
Speaker 2 (16:57):
Oh, you're gonna give me a topic and I'm gonna
give you things to go with it.
Speaker 1 (17:01):
That's right, all right, Ashley. Give me five things that
you find in the bathroom in ten seconds.
Speaker 2 (17:08):
Go brush, shower, curtains, so too, pay hair brush?
Speaker 1 (17:19):
Okay, yeah, don't it's five things, not six.
Speaker 2 (17:24):
I'm ann overachiever, Chris.
Speaker 1 (17:25):
Yeah, I don't like that. You broke the rule. It's
five and ten, not six and ten.
Speaker 2 (17:29):
You lose my third time, take my third time when
you take it from you, Christopher, thank you. She also
calls you Christopher, I'll screw yous?
Speaker 1 (17:42):
Allright? Hold on, hold on, Ashley, hold on a minute.
All right. I like her too.
Speaker 2 (17:47):
I feel like she's playing hard to get, making me
wonder even.
Speaker 1 (17:50):
I know she's gonna push me against a wall at
Cypress Hill and make out with me. Let's see, who
are you call her?
Speaker 3 (18:00):
Mike?
Speaker 2 (18:02):
All right?
Speaker 3 (18:04):
All right here, I know it was me or.
Speaker 1 (18:06):
Not yeah you're Mike.
Speaker 2 (18:07):
It's you.
Speaker 3 (18:08):
Yeah, that's me.
Speaker 4 (18:10):
I saw one other time. I was a construction dude six',
four BUT i lost the game.
Speaker 2 (18:15):
Anyway oh all, right you have the guy THAT i
said was.
Speaker 3 (18:20):
Telling you how gorgeous you are, there But i'm married.
Speaker 2 (18:23):
Unfortunately, yeah well you behave over.
Speaker 4 (18:25):
There. Awesome we got a lot Of, Sorry, CHRIS i
love you, too.
Speaker 1 (18:30):
Dog we got a lot of stuff From mike we
didn't ask. For we got his, height we got his, name,
yea what he does.
Speaker 2 (18:37):
For work and mary work with you.
Speaker 1 (18:41):
Guys, no all, right, sorry give us five things that
are hot in ten.
Speaker 4 (18:47):
Seconds, chillie potato, suits the, sun the work, site and.
Summertime that works for.
Speaker 2 (18:58):
Me and he also called me beautiful, Son.
Speaker 4 (19:03):
Sarah, sarah hold, on hold, On mike.
Speaker 1 (19:10):
Is?
Speaker 2 (19:11):
Mike is it five o'clock For mike's for Twenty.
Speaker 4 (19:15):
No, no it's not say, that but that's just my normal.
Speaker 3 (19:19):
Voice hold.
Speaker 2 (19:22):
ON i love HIS i love. It he's so giggly and,
chill big.
Speaker 1 (19:29):
Shock he's a fan Of Cypress. Hill every song is
about weed.
Speaker 2 (19:34):
And he's sure don't Forget oh, yeah and he's married
and he likes.
Speaker 1 (19:38):
Me we Got Sarah alice in the.
Speaker 9 (19:42):
House oh, Yeah sarah is here to uh inform us
some stuff that's hatteney hatteck Because i'm.
Speaker 2 (19:53):
Disgusting oh AND i didn't think of that ew UNTIL
i came across this article From home And.
Speaker 1 (20:01):
Garden, Okay home And.
Speaker 2 (20:03):
Garden, no do you wash your clothes right after you buy?
Them or, well do you actually wear them?
Speaker 1 (20:09):
First, well you're, okay you're asking the wrong, guy BECAUSE i.
Don't when you go to a department store and buy,
clothes you, know they're you know. Whatever BUT i get
my stuff From, goodwill SO i wash them right WHEN
i get.
Speaker 2 (20:20):
Home, oh as you. Should Anything i've ever bought that
was secondhand like, that, yeah immediately goes in.
Speaker 1 (20:26):
Well because it sells like the Good. WILL i just
wanted to smell like my, laundry.
Speaker 2 (20:29):
Like gain detergent or.
Speaker 1 (20:31):
Something, yeah you.
Speaker 2 (20:32):
Know, well experts are saying you, should absolutely you be
washing your brand new, clothes whether they're straight from the
store or from a package with something you bought. Online
they say you never really know what could be lurking
on your brand new, stuff like.
Speaker 1 (20:49):
Dust, well people try that stuff on at the. Store
it could have like man taint.
Speaker 2 (20:53):
Well exactly like the. Dander and think about what you,
Said like people that try that stuff on whatever they've,
got it's transferring to the.
Speaker 1 (21:02):
Fabric especially nowadays with the.
Speaker 2 (21:04):
Heat, LADY i know we're all trying on bathing suits right.
Now oh, god YOU i MEAN i know that they
put that little plastic piece down in the. Crotch oh they,
do they, do, yeah in case you're not keeping the
panties on while you try. It Foreign my mom always enforced.
That she's, like if you're trying trying on the, bikini
(21:25):
trying on underwear as you, well you shouldn't be trying
on the, underwear but always keep your original stuff on
and then wash your bathing suit too before you put it.
On but here's the THING i don't do.
Speaker 1 (21:36):
That you don't.
Speaker 2 (21:39):
Know i'm.
Speaker 1 (21:40):
Gross you should bring Like i'm Just i'm writing this.
Down i'm gonna go on Shark tank and create a
product that women could bring with themselves to protect them
or something to protect themselves from foreign lip.
Speaker 2 (21:53):
You do well like AN std in the crime.
Speaker 1 (21:57):
Well something and, anything just just a thought of you're
you're you're basically scissoring with somebody.
Speaker 2 (22:06):
When you look at it like. THAT i, mean, yeah
from boob to, boob stomach to, stomach crotch to cross,
right but to butt all of the. DISH i never
thought about it. THOUGH i, MEAN i go and buy
a sweatshirt or A t. Shirt, hello, underwear, Swimsuit.
Speaker 1 (22:24):
I'll do the Pit hello. Sharks don't you hate when
you go to the store and you're wondering when you're
trying on the? Clothes AM i scissoring with the last
person that was in? Here and here's how GROSS i.
Am I've i've never thought about them. BEFORE i immediately
put it, on, right you were scissoring with the last
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person that tried on these.
Speaker 2 (22:47):
Jeans, YEAH i got these jeans a few weeks. Back
somebody must have had them on before.
Speaker 10 (22:52):
Me, Well.
Speaker 2 (22:57):
I've got this special spray right there to spray in the.
Panties they. Say, plus during the manufacturing, process the clothing is.
Treated so if you've got some sort of like skin, sensitivity,
yeah that could be causing a reaction and you're probably,
like why AM i? Scratchy or what's going?
Speaker 1 (23:15):
On and you get really freaked out because you're, like
DID i catch something from you, know.
Speaker 2 (23:19):
From whoever put these jeans on before, me or this, swimsuits,
yeah SCABIES t shirt, whatever. Yep BUT i have never
once in my life washed something THAT i just got
from a store or ordered Off. Amazon so NOW i feel.
Speaker 1 (23:33):
GROSS i want to know what that's too.
Speaker 2 (23:35):
Lazy to put it in the wash AFTER i get,
home which isn't.
Speaker 1 (23:38):
GOOD i want to know what that is at THE,
uh at The goodwill where everyone of them smells exactly the.
Same it's got to be what they wash these things
in or.
Speaker 2 (23:47):
Whatever it's all the same, stinch whether you're buying a,
couch A t, shirt a pair of. Shoes what was that?
Speaker 1 (23:53):
Like no? Matter you could. Go you could go To
egypt and go to THE, uh to The goodwill, there
and it has that same. Smell is that like a
copy written?
Speaker 2 (24:00):
Smell the goodwill? Scent you know you can bottle it
up and sell it A? Goodwill hello?
Speaker 1 (24:05):
Sharks do you ever wonder what that smell is at The?
Goodwill and how to capture? It, well say hello to
The goodwill.
Speaker 2 (24:12):
Candle you know somebody's gonna make It, hello you better
hop on. It they also brought up towels and. Sheets
now this is Where i'm not gross now they say
those are treated with like some special coating to make
them smell good and feel soft and the colors real. Vibrant,
yeah you got to wash those.
Speaker 1 (24:32):
Two, YEAH i do.
Speaker 2 (24:33):
THAT i washed the. Towels are you washing your rugs, Too,
yes of course you got to watch those before you
put them.
Speaker 1 (24:39):
Down oh, no, no, no not not The oh, yeah well yeah.
Rugs rug rugs were the ones that are going to bathroom. Stuff, yeah,
yeah but not the not the ones that are like
by the front door and some of.
Speaker 2 (24:49):
Mats yeah that's. Different, yeah like an area.
Speaker 1 (24:54):
Rug it's amazing how much you don't realize the stuff
you have when until you move out of a place
and then you move into an, apartment you're, like there's
a lot of weird stuff. Missing well that's, why.
Speaker 2 (25:06):
Well we had talked about this. Yesterday that's why people
are throwing divorce parties kind of like bridle, showers and
they're registering for items because they're, like, DUDE i lost
fifty percent of my. Crap, yeah AND i got to.
Restock and you know it's expensive just to, decorate like
a little bathroom can be really.
Speaker 1 (25:23):
Costly, well just to have there's like nothing on the.
Speaker 2 (25:25):
Walls, yeah just the necessities of putting some rugs, down
getting some new towels and some toilet paper and a soap.
DISPENSER i mean that can run you like sixty. Bucks.
Speaker 1 (25:34):
Yep and and my, uh anything on my walls is
just tribute to my. Kids everything's just kids, stuff.
Speaker 2 (25:41):
Just eyes staring at, you all your kid.
Speaker 1 (25:44):
EVERYWHERE i don't know IF i.
Speaker 2 (25:46):
Want to look at your kids While i'm in the Bath.
Speaker 1 (25:48):
Oh, no there's not Not they have their own bathroom
and all their stuff is in the you, know in their.
Bathroom in my, bathroom there's nothing on the. Walls it's like.
Speaker 2 (25:56):
A college, bathroom isn't it just beare like pale yellow.
Speaker 1 (26:00):
Walls, yeah because there's nothing because ANYWHERE i, had if there's,
pictures they got to be everywhere else BECAUSE i don't
have enough.
Speaker 2 (26:06):
Stuff, yeah you got to start. Over, YEAH i know
you'll get there though you're so brand new to. This
is Everything navy blue, Also, NO i feel like that's
the color that all dudes decorate, With like they get
the navy blue sheets on the bed or the navy
blue towels in the. Bathroom.
Speaker 1 (26:21):
NO i, mean because you remember WHEN i moved out
of the house and it was going to sound weird
to those listening that you, know my wife who were,
separating she's the one to help me.
Speaker 2 (26:31):
Decorate well of, course, yeah that's usually what the ladies, do.
Speaker 1 (26:34):
WELL i, know but not the one you're, leaving.
Speaker 10 (26:38):
You know WHAT i.
Speaker 1 (26:38):
Mean so she came.
Speaker 2 (26:40):
Over with the stuff for your new. Place yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (26:42):
Bought stuff and dishes and all that.
Speaker 2 (26:44):
Stuff so it's, like hold, On i'm not. Registering.
Speaker 11 (26:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (26:46):
Yeah and a lot of people don't understand our. Situation
they think it's.
Speaker 2 (26:49):
Weird, no, well it's really refreshing BECAUSE i mean she
even had you over For Father's day and grilled you
a steak and yeah and, yeah like you, said when
you move into your your new, place she came over
and helped out getting set.
Speaker 3 (27:00):
Up.
Speaker 1 (27:00):
Yep, yeah stayking. Shrimp, Yes And i'll be over there
this weekend because she's the kids are going out of
town and uh, uh she's going out of. TOWN i
got to take care of the dogs and my girls
are going to be gone for like two weeks And
i'm going to be an empty.
Speaker 2 (27:14):
Nester, wow, man your schedule just cleared. Up, now what
are you going to?
Speaker 1 (27:19):
Do i'm going to sit in a corner of the
apartment fetal, position. Crying probably.
Speaker 2 (27:25):
You can wash your new stuff that you buy. Us
there you, go pillowcase if you do any shopping this.
Speaker 1 (27:31):
Weekend, yes so twenty, seventh It's Chloe kardashian's birthday. Today?
Speaker 3 (27:35):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (27:35):
Please really you Think chloe's?
Speaker 1 (27:37):
Hot she's got some things that are very very important
to me and important to. Life and it's called. Money
i'm not one to look like. Anything if she was
deaf and mutant in the, Wheelchair i'd still say, BEAUTIFUL
i love you.
Speaker 3 (27:51):
You.
Speaker 2 (27:52):
Yeah looking at all their bank.
Speaker 1 (27:53):
Accounts, yeah that's WHAT i. Mean that's What i'm in love.
With money.
Speaker 2 (27:55):
Total what do you think that whole family is?
Speaker 1 (27:58):
WORTH i think what it's called, Enough it's called The
billiams more than.
Speaker 2 (28:03):
Enough, yes, please It's.
Speaker 1 (28:06):
Drake bell's birthday. Today, now he was from that Show
drake And, josh but now he's more famous for being
the kid that was Raped, unfortunately yeah by some producer
guy that worked At, nickelodeon.
Speaker 2 (28:17):
And you watched that whole. THING i didn't get around to,
it but WHEN i hear that, name now that's WHAT
i associate him.
Speaker 1 (28:22):
With WHICH i, mean it's good and. BAD i GUESS
i don't want to be known as. That, hey aren't
you the kid that was raped by guy?
Speaker 2 (28:28):
Dude i'm sure he doesn't want to be known as that,
either and he had to go through.
Speaker 1 (28:31):
It Bob keisham's birthday would have been. Today he died
two thousand and. Four That's Captain kangarooh, yeah or he
was in THE Us marines and he was also a
member of the Clown hall Of.
Speaker 2 (28:41):
Fame the Clown hall Of. Fame oh, oh that's. INTERESTING
i didn't even know that was a. Thing did you
know how many clowns are in The hall Of?
Speaker 1 (28:50):
Fame ONE i know of his name Was captain got that.
One Now i'll be in the next, one for.
Speaker 2 (28:58):
Sure we got to find a way to get you into.
Speaker 1 (28:59):
IT i don't want to be in no clown hall of.
Speaker 2 (29:01):
Fame all in life is to get you into the
Clown hall Of.
Speaker 1 (29:03):
Fame, well it's either do you mean the Radio hall
Of fame that's filled with, clowns the clown?
Speaker 2 (29:10):
FAME i said WHAT i, SAID i mean.
Speaker 1 (29:12):
It it's pretty funny if there's a Clown hall Of
fame and there's A Radio hall Of fame and it
doesn't even. Exist it's like a, website that's, it so
like anyone can just be on. It, well, no you
have to be put into The hall Of.
Speaker 2 (29:24):
Fame but so it's not like a wiki page where
you can just put.
Speaker 1 (29:27):
Yourself but The Radio hall Of fame don't have like
a big good, thing and they and duct people and
all that, stuff but they don't do it at the
place that it's because there is no.
Speaker 2 (29:34):
Place they just have to rent out some my, office
it's one.
Speaker 1 (29:38):
Of Those regi's, offices and they, go all, right you,
know we got to hurry to get through all the
speeches because we only have this for four. Hours, yeah
we got.
Speaker 2 (29:45):
The room reserve for only so, long and you got
to bring your own.
Speaker 1 (29:49):
Food on this day in nineteen eighty, EIGHT i was
home watching This Mike tyson knocked Out Michael spinx in
ninety one. Seconds WELL i remember that that was ON
i think On, Showtime showtime OR, hbo AND i remember watching.
It it was ninety one seconds and all they did
was talk about the fight and replay it over and
over and over again because they had to fill that.
Time it was ninety one cent and.
Speaker 2 (30:09):
They weren't expecting that. Though, okay so now was this is?
Awkward now what do we?
Speaker 10 (30:14):
Do?
Speaker 1 (30:15):
Yeah that was a nineteen eighty eight. Boy whenever we
do this, segment it, puts you, know like markers in
my timeline of.
Speaker 2 (30:22):
Life it really does lighting on my.
Speaker 1 (30:24):
Back. Yep, finally on this day in nineteen ninety, four
this wedding happened Between Anna Nicole smith and the ninety
year old BILLIONAIRE J Marshall. Howard oh, yeah that's.
Speaker 2 (30:35):
Right do you remember?
Speaker 4 (30:36):
That?
Speaker 2 (30:37):
YEAH i just saw that making headlines the other. Day.
Speaker 1 (30:39):
Yeah she met him while she was a topless dancer In. Houston,
yep and they got. Married they were married up until
he died in nineteen ninety. Five AND i remember his
sons and all that stuff went after her because he
left the. Money he left money and stuff for, her
and the family was, like, no we're fighting.
Speaker 2 (30:56):
This oh that's, ridiculous it. IS i, mean she put
in her time with that.
Speaker 1 (31:00):
Man well, yeah and if you hear, that if he
was in love with, her you can say what you. Want.
Yeah if, okay say Say marge shot was still around
today and she had all this money at the reds
and all that, stuff and she was into. Me i'd be, like, yes.
Speaker 2 (31:16):
You got, money money.
Speaker 1 (31:17):
Tucks all, right don't get mad at her because she
made it. Happen this guy was into. Her it's a.
Speaker 2 (31:22):
Billionaires she is the og sugar baby love. IT i
mean it all really started with her, anyways all, right,
whatever good for her, though.
Speaker 1 (31:30):
Yeah, exactly but she's dead, too. Anyways, side it's the
twenty seventh Of. June it's a Kid Chris. Show Chris
show media.
Speaker 2 (31:41):
Assault all, right thank you very.
Speaker 1 (31:42):
Much.
Speaker 2 (31:43):
Mark we've got Doctor Tanna garring here with us today
to ask her all answer all of your health. Questions
at two nine two eleven eighty. Eight we do have
someone waiting on the, Phone.
Speaker 7 (31:51):
Chris hey, There i'm just wondering if you would Let
Kid chris look up your.
Speaker 2 (31:57):
Story, okay you know a lot of people AND i
see it on. It, okay it's a Kid chris.
Speaker 1 (32:05):
Show, yeah it's a Kid chris. Show you. Know all
the time it's loading up our voicemails and our talk.
Back we get some great. Stuff if you go to
Our iHeartRadio app and you're listening to the, show there's
a little microphone there and you can leave us little, Messages.
Speaker 11 (32:21):
Well would you do if you thought you're a at
work For google And i'm playing it some kind of
alien that kept growing in your? Hips and then you
slept for mensa mens of months you could sleep on
your right. Side then WHEN i, sleep can finally sleep
on my right. SIDE i wake up AND i see this.
IMPRINT i like this huge intricate design and. Spider i've
never had no tattoo there, Anything and it's got like
(32:42):
little circle dots going all up my top of my
right side to the bottom of my right. Side And i'm,
like had all these weird. Symptoms, YEAH i feel like
you told us ten different things without actually telling us
ten different.
Speaker 1 (33:00):
Things it sucks because these are the people THAT i
want to. Call, yeah we want you to tell us
what's going, on BUT i need to. Know, HEY i.
Speaker 4 (33:09):
Listen to you guys every, morning AND i just wanted to,
say where's all of the?
Speaker 3 (33:13):
Giveaways, like, yeah you just giveaway tickets like.
Speaker 4 (33:16):
Every, morning all the.
Speaker 2 (33:17):
Time and what happened?
Speaker 3 (33:21):
Ever so, yeah more, giveaways more, tickets any concert.
Speaker 1 (33:25):
TICKETS i swear To, GOD i don't know. What, look
this has been a constant problem ever SINCE i came.
Here To. Cincinnati W ebn is a legendary radio. Station
but the Longer i've worked, here it makes me wonder
what the hell did they do BEFORE i got. Here
it seems like all it was was contest to give away,
stuff and everybody's, like, oh the Down patrol was on
the air. Forever, yeah of course they. Were there was
(33:45):
only one rock station in, town so you Can't you
can't lose a race when you're by.
Speaker 2 (33:49):
Yourself and were they constantly giving away?
Speaker 1 (33:51):
THINGS i guess, so because that's all anybody? Wants free? Stuff?
Speaker 7 (33:55):
Uh, HI i heard your phone number right over the.
Air DID i win the free? Pizza AM i caller?
Speaker 2 (34:01):
NINE i don't think. So oh, no sorry about.
Speaker 7 (34:06):
That, Well i'm gonna unlike Your facebook, page you. Jerk,
HI i heard your phone number go out over the.
Air DID i win the free? Tires?
Speaker 12 (34:15):
NO i don't know that we're running any promotion right
now for winning a free set of tires over the?
Speaker 7 (34:19):
Radio, well then can you play Some?
Speaker 3 (34:21):
Metallica, uh we're not a radio station.
Speaker 7 (34:24):
Here you just lost a, listener, Pal.
Speaker 2 (34:29):
How CAN i help?
Speaker 4 (34:30):
You?
Speaker 7 (34:31):
HEY i heard your phone number go out over the.
Air DID i win the free?
Speaker 1 (34:33):
Haircut i'm, sorry we are not giving out any free.
Speaker 7 (34:37):
Haircuts CAN i win the free haircut IF i come
down there and let you kick me in the?
Speaker 2 (34:41):
Nuts?
Speaker 7 (34:44):
Hello DID i win the free?
Speaker 1 (34:47):
Pizza?
Speaker 8 (34:47):
Yeah you won the free.
Speaker 7 (34:48):
Pizza oh, yeah what pizza place is giving it to?
Speaker 1 (34:52):
Me, Yeah Mama's. Pizza?
Speaker 2 (34:56):
Whoa who?
Speaker 7 (35:00):
DID i give a birthday shout out to my girlfriend.
Speaker 1 (35:06):
Going into the, weekend and then we got fourth Of
july and then right after, THAT i mean fourth Of.
July around that time is when we start firing up
our fireworks.
Speaker 2 (35:16):
Talk it's almost. Here we're actually two months away pretty
much exactly two months until the big.
Speaker 1 (35:23):
Boom, yeah that's WHEN i, mean like In august is
when our schedule starts to, LIKE i don't plan anything
because that's when we start going out and promoting Fire.
Speaker 2 (35:31):
And Then i've got some girls taking a. Trip they're
going down To florida and they're going two weeks before
the fireworks show and they're, like come on, down And
i'm LIKE i. Can't we're booked the whole.
Speaker 1 (35:40):
Month. Yeah, yeah it becomes a whole thing because this
year IS i, mean it's a big. Year we know
what the you, know the theme thing is going.
Speaker 2 (35:48):
To be and you have that announcement coming, soon, yes.
Speaker 1 (35:51):
And then also you know the shirt and, stuff and
then we in the next year is the big fiftieth
and that's already being. Planned SO i mean a.
Speaker 2 (35:59):
LOT i still look.
Speaker 7 (36:00):
Forward i'm.
Speaker 2 (36:01):
EXCITED i always love that. Day it's it's cool for
me to be. There so uh and then.
Speaker 1 (36:07):
Is a big red machine going to be? There or
is everything? Else?
Speaker 2 (36:10):
Oh why not invite the? Mouse let's celebrate the Big
Red machine as much as we possibly. CAN i always
love to celebrate our current ruds LIKE i would love
to see, them the big, machine the Big alley. Machine why.
Speaker 1 (36:27):
Should we talk about the big smelly machine that Got
zach that calls into our, well he tries to call
into our. Show there's this Douche. Zach you probably remember
this Guy zach that.
Speaker 2 (36:37):
He's all Over. Twitter he calls in and he's. Annoying
and the reason That i'm not a fan is because
he was pretty rude to me WHEN i first started
in this. ROLE i started exactly two years, ago, actually,
Yeah AND i just feel like he was always he
always had some negative remarks about. IT i don't. Know
so he's a. Douche it just left to sour taste my.
Speaker 1 (36:58):
Mouth but he was always annoying when you call in the,
air and, uh you, know and we have this phone
system here that we share with all the other stations
in our. Building so like if there is a price
pig that calls, in it gets put into the notes
from like other stations and, stuff and and we see.
Speaker 2 (37:13):
It so our friends down the hall At kiss seven
HUNDRED WLW, espn all of.
Speaker 1 (37:18):
Them, Yeah so when there's somebody that just calls all
the stations and wants to just free, stuff we see
it and then we just won't answer it or. Whatever you.
Speaker 2 (37:24):
Know Imagine Moe egger doing his sports show later this
afternoon ON, espn and he sees this guy.
Speaker 1 (37:31):
Call, yeah because so When zach, calls it'll say, like,
uh there's. Ones WHEN i put a note in, there
it'll say like, yo so and, so big douche or
something like. That and and then SO i know When zach,
Calls so what he, CALLS i just pick up AND
i go f. YOURSELF i do CAUSE i don't. Care
and then So zach gets mad and then, uh and
(37:51):
so now he's On twitter and he's like tweeting to,
iHeart you, know whotally.
Speaker 2 (37:55):
Tweeted at the company that has like ten.
Speaker 12 (37:57):
Millions so he's definitely one of these douchebags that like
when you're growing up as a kid and somebody is
talking smack to, you like when he's, like you're like
ten years old and he just pedals down the industry
and then says something tough to you and it pedals
off real.
Speaker 1 (38:11):
Fast you, Know i'm gonna tell my dad.
Speaker 2 (38:13):
Exactly, yeah and.
Speaker 1 (38:16):
Like like so he's, like who is this fat faced
douche tweeting?
Speaker 2 (38:20):
Us?
Speaker 1 (38:22):
So, Yeah so this guy he.
Speaker 2 (38:24):
Tweeted, at he did it as like a, reply LIKE
i think they tweeted something about Like Selena goman or
something like, that.
Speaker 10 (38:31):
And he's, like, oh off, topic but you're you're DJing In.
Cincinnati mean what a? Douche like who is?
Speaker 2 (38:39):
This?
Speaker 1 (38:39):
Yeah hold, on let me let me read.
Speaker 2 (38:41):
This is A. WENDY i didn't even know he was.
Speaker 1 (38:43):
Doing it Until sarah told me BECAUSE i have him. Blocked,
YEAH i Told.
Speaker 2 (38:46):
Chris i'm, like, oh There's zach running his mouth after
the phone. Call, OH i.
Speaker 1 (38:50):
Don't have him mute it all, right here we. Go
SO i retweeted it, said, yeah so he's responding to
Somebody Demi, devado so iHeart radio tweet not About Demi,
levado So zach this douche bro on a totally random
note since you all don't check your, messages so he
must HAVE dm.
Speaker 2 (39:08):
Them about you. Before Probably, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 10 (39:11):
You might want to tell Kid chris ON wbn how
to be. Professional it's a total jerk move to answer
the phone and then yell f. Off he actually said
THE f words to me and hung up on me
when trying to participate in his morning game immediately.
Speaker 2 (39:26):
BLOG i can't imagine the person reading. That it's like
an eighteen year, old.
Speaker 1 (39:34):
You, know, dude. SOMEBODY i don't know if this is
from my heart or, not but somebody said maybe you
should have fed off and got over. It, man.
Speaker 2 (39:49):
That's the one you have to. Retweet. Oh social media
brings me so much.
Speaker 1 (39:55):
Joy, NO i got to hand it to the women
that listen to the. Show they don't do.
Speaker 2 (39:59):
THAT i love the, Girlies, yes only the guys are the.
Bitches guys argue with each other all the time on Especially.
Twitter they know they're the biggest.
Speaker 1 (40:08):
Bitches they're the ones that yell at me WHEN i yell,
up WHEN i goof on the The reds or The. Bengals, especially,
dude you're a. BITCH i watch more football than. You
what do you.
Speaker 2 (40:18):
Know you need to stay in your. Lane, dude shut,
up stay in your.
Speaker 1 (40:24):
Lank, god guys are such. Pussy that's why they transition
because they're. Girls, okay it's not better, though NOW i get.
It it's not better being a. Woman but you know,
What i'm a, bitch SO i Think i'm gonna become a.
Woman you guys need to get it. Together stop acting
(40:48):
like you're. Twelve oh that's why these guys they get
On twitter and a lot of them that are running their.
Mouths they don't even have an actual photo of. Themselves oh,
No zach's got a. Photo it's.
Speaker 2 (40:58):
Hilarious he's got the family, photo which is actually pretty.
Ballsy with as much as he runs his. Mouth you,
know If i'm his wife or his little, girl it's, like,
dad can you keep me out of?
Speaker 1 (41:11):
This, yeah you're.
Speaker 2 (41:12):
Embarrassing he's got a cute dong duster on that. Face
and THEN i think of my own, Dad, like my
dad would never get on. This by the, way happy
retirement To Bobby Ali's, yeah good for. Him this is
his final. Day he's been with his company for exactly forty.
Years started co opting with them when he was AT Uc.
Speaker 1 (41:32):
DUDE i go that. Cool god bless anybody who can walk.
AWAY i, uh that's one of those THINGS i always tear,
up even WHEN i watch, well especially WHEN i watch
like sports guys retire and uh it Was. Marty, yeah
it was LIKE i totally get. It you're walking away
from something that you, love and those guys they have
to because it's like my body's given. Up, yeah he walk.
Speaker 2 (41:53):
Away he loved his, job but he is ready to
rest the, tire go on. Vacation he's, LIKE i just
want to hang out with my family and be well. Rested,
Yeah Bobby elie's final day at the age of, sixty
he's able to do.
Speaker 3 (42:05):
It.
Speaker 1 (42:06):
Yeah, See i'm Almost i'm only ten years away from.
Speaker 2 (42:09):
That but you won't retire ANYTHING i. Can you'll retire
in thirty. YEARS i know.
Speaker 1 (42:14):
It i'll retire when the company tells me it's time to,
retire or.
Speaker 2 (42:19):
Or you'll be walking in with your cane at.
Speaker 1 (42:21):
Nineties, yeah because as long AS i have my, WIEN
i can tell jokes about.
Speaker 2 (42:26):
It might as. Well, YEAH i mean it's a great.
Job so. Yeah like you, said it's hard to leave
something that you.
Speaker 1 (42:33):
Love yeah, Yeah SO i mean until Until i'm told to.
LEAVE i, Mean zach may make it.
Speaker 2 (42:37):
Happen do not Give zach that power of all the, People.
Speaker 1 (42:43):
Chris you gotta. Go you Told zach.
Speaker 2 (42:46):
ATTACK i, mean he's retweeting A Demi levado post about.
Speaker 1 (42:50):
You, Wait, chris we can't have this
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