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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:23):
My god, you say that. You sound so creepy.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
Welcome to my world creepy.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Yes, Sarah, you were one of every radio babe in Cincinnati.
I think was at the Kesha concert last week.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
Oh, John Kesha.
Speaker 4 (00:39):
She is life changing radio babe. It I'll take it, John.
No scams of that show, definitely not. But there's always
stuff happening in the world. Whenever you hear John Mattie
on the phone, that means something's going on.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
I mean, and because he's going down.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
Yeah, I'll tell you I'll tear the one going on now.
And this looks kind of sad.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Posted it on WCPO dot com and on my John
Matory's money Facebook page today. You can check it out.
It's the story that happened about three weeks ago, and
it was reported by the news, but everyone just kind
of mentioned it happened, and we kind of sat down
with the guy and got surveillance video and really found
out what's going on. He had a vintage nineteen ninety
(01:20):
four Ford pickup truck, I mean mint condition, low miles.
I mean the truck is thirty years old. I mean
it's and those are worth a fortune.
Speaker 5 (01:29):
Now.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
He brought it to a local dealership, left it overnight
for service. They had it out in the lot and
apparently unlocked, it seems, and came by they go, look
at that classic truck out there, jumped in, hot wired
it took off. He hasn't seen that. That's been gone
three weeks. Hamilton County Share has a police report and
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it's amazing and my story. We showed the surveillance video.
You see the guy, the dude get in the truck,
just opens the dellar hopson and then he you know,
sits in there a few minutes, probably hot wiring it.
See the truck take off. That was it. I mean,
you could part that truck out and make up fortune,
you know, to people into collect your cars. So it's
just so so sad. You add above those parts, somebody
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might get like seventy five grands.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
Yeah, you sent me a note that there's some things
happening with Home Depot and Lows and those two are Yeah,
their neck and neck as far as competitors. So what's
going on there?
Speaker 2 (02:23):
Yeah, yeah, they are. Well what's happened is they've just
shortened their return policies and people are saying, what is
going on here? I mean, you gots check. Well, you're
buying a refrigerator or a washing machine or a dishwasher,
you got to check that return policy because you know,
those are some of the top sellers. You know now
fears is gone, you know, those are some of the
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top sellers of those, you know, big kitchen appliances, and
they've recently shortened the return policy to three days. Costco
still has a thirty day if you buy appliance there
by a fridge, Costco you got a month if there's
any pottlement. Check the return policy when you're buying those appliances, now, Sarah,
when you buy your shoes, what's the return policy on
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the right.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
You know what, John, I don't think I've ever returned
a pair of shoes.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Well, here's my question, can you buy shoes, wear them
to that party on Saturday night, and then them.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
Give them back?
Speaker 3 (03:16):
I don't know, because when I buy a pair of shoes,
it's because I truly love them and I want to
hang on to them forever. So really, yeah, I've never
I've never thought about returning that.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
You've never done. I'll wear them once and that's it.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
Don't do the wardrobing thing. You buy that you return
it the next week.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
No, I'm too nervous to do that.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
See that, John, I do that because I only wear
my wrap T shirts or wrestling t shirts once.
Speaker 3 (03:40):
That's Christopher Dousta. It's the one and done.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
I recently wore a concert T shirt and I never
wear stuff like that. But hey, it's the weekend and
my wife goes take that off, and I'm like, why,
she goes, you look like Mikey from Strangers.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
A Little Kid. John Manye, John Manery's money on Facebook
and of course Channel nine, and thank you very much
for the time, my man. All right, Sarah, Elie. Sarah
is updating you on the important ish in her head, this.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
Is important for everybody, because yes, it's less time with men.
Oh in the driver's seats.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
Oh I'm a good driver, I don't know. Don't say
you about you.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
But when my husband drives, I'm always like blindfold me.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
I don't want to look.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
Why he's crazy, especially when he goes over bridges and
he's swerving around people. He's not a very patient driver.
So people serving around driving. This is why we have
accidents every morning, instances because people suck and cones on
seventy five every day for my whole life. It's because
of men.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
No, it's not people suck.
Speaker 3 (04:52):
Well, Uber, they just announced that they're rolling out this
new feature just for the ladies, so we can request
women drivers.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
I will request that today.
Speaker 3 (05:05):
Dude, you can't do that. You can't request My.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
Car is here, and I will request a hot Uber
driver with a skirt up. Oh my stuff, I will
see it.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
Dudes cannot request the women. This is lady to ladies.
So this's this new pilot program and they're gonna be
testing it out in a few cities just as see
how it goes. Not here in Cincinnati yet though, but
in cities like La San Francisco, Detroit, and they say
if this is successful, then they will expand it to
other cities. So maybe it will eventually get here. It's
(05:38):
called women preferences. See, this can get tricky, yep, Like
what if it's a dude come on in, rolling up
in a skirt in the blouse something.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
You want to see my stick ship.
Speaker 6 (05:58):
Ew.
Speaker 3 (06:03):
Now, I have a lot of friends that I feel
like would take advantage of this. I feel like I'm
so used to Uber that I don't care if I
get in the car and there's a dude or a
lady up there. Just get me there quickly and problem
all of a sudden and safe.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (06:17):
It's like Uber says that they want to they're prioritizing
safety and comfort. They say this has been a top
concern for the lady drivers and riders.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
So it's basically admitted that they have a problem.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
Well, I guess women have been speaking out, like, hey,
I would feel a lot better if a woman was
driving me around. I'd feel a lot safer, especially older
ladies like my mom, you know, ladies that are in
their sixties. I don't know. She says that she feels
uncomfortable getting in an Uber by herself with a man
that she doesn't know. Oh please, that's just her preference. No,
and that's okay. If that's how she feels, take an ober.
(06:55):
But if you want to take one and you feel
more comfortable with having a woman up there, then you know,
that's great for them.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
Great.
Speaker 3 (07:01):
Like I'm specific about what I want. You know, when
it comes to a gynecologist, I kin don't want a
dude gynecologists. It's like you don't have the same setup
as me. You don't understand what's going on down there.
So so like that's why I have a woman doctor.
When you called, do they ask you that for?
Speaker 1 (07:19):
What? When you first call for a gynecologist to they go,
do you want a male or a female?
Speaker 3 (07:23):
I go to a doctor's office that has all women.
It's all women running the place.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
Yeah, my gynecologist is a male. I'm going to have
that changed.
Speaker 3 (07:32):
I knew you were working with that stuff. Yeah that
makes sense, sir.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
Please you know you're a little rough on mc klugie.
Ew please please. So I got to get a gynecologist.
Speaker 3 (07:45):
Experience does suck, but yeah, that's why you want a
woman to a woman's situation out there. But yeah, as
far as uber drivers go, it's you know, I guess
maybe I would take advantage of it. Just to see,
like how much longer it would take to get a
woman driver over a man.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
Yeah, tested out.
Speaker 3 (08:01):
Yeah, and there's not as many Uber driver Like I
don't think I've ever had a woman Uber driver me either,
maybe one or two.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
But I'll tell you the Uber drivers that I've had,
you know, they're fine. But the one the guys I
had in Philadelphia were so great. Man screaming at people
and stuff. It was awesome. And I got the places
in record time.
Speaker 3 (08:21):
That's all we need. Just get me there quality and
save Oh you know your guy Tupac Shakur where he did, Yeah,
where he died in Las Vegas. Yes, we had a
really cool Uber driver to take us to the sphere
to see the backshit boys. Yeah, and he was kind
of like a tour guide, but not in a cringy way,
like he was doing a great job. And we passed
the street and he goes, that's where Chupac Shakur was
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shot and killed.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (08:44):
I was like, oh and it's a pretty Uh did.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
You go lay down in the street where he died
Like we were a little tribute.
Speaker 3 (08:50):
We were on a mission to get to B s B. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
I did see the street. It's a little trashy, but yeah,
and now I can say that I crossed it.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
What did you say to you? Just go oh okay?
Did you go like I would have said, oh the
day that rap got good, Oh my god, because he sucked.
Speaker 3 (09:05):
My mom was like, oh, that's really sad to think about.
Oh his par mother, Brenda ODIs, I forgot to tell
you that that I saw the street. It's like a
gas station.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
That is funny. That's like he's telling two white women
that are on your way to Backstreet Price where a
gangster raptor was shot.
Speaker 3 (09:26):
They're gonna think about it, but we were very invested.
I was like, oh my gosh, that's so interesting, poor
black man.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
This is sports, let's say.
Speaker 7 (09:41):
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Speaker 1 (09:52):
What's up lips?
Speaker 3 (09:53):
Oh yeah, sexy.
Speaker 8 (09:55):
Nicolodolo dealing yesterday, tossing his first career complete game at
five nothing w over the Nats.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
Oh yeah, Lodolo.
Speaker 8 (10:02):
Eight and six now scattered four hits, struck out eight
first time since nineteen ninety four, the Reds have had
two left handed pitchers throw a complete game shutout in
the same season nineteen ninety four, John Smiley and the
late Tom Browning.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
Reds have the day off today.
Speaker 8 (10:18):
They open a home stand tomorrow night, up against those
Tampa Bay Rays at seven to ten. Pitcher Hunter Green,
with a rehab started the Arizona Complex League last night,
two scoreless innings, allowing a hit, striking out four twenty
eight pitches. Sixteen of those are strikes.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
So miss Groin is better, so he's always hurt, so
he'll stay forever. Look that Nick Lodolo guy is good.
So yeah, man, it was nice knowing you, dude. In LA.
Speaker 8 (10:42):
Major League Baseball deadline is next week. C Trent Rosecrans
of The Athletic reports the Reds, among other teams, are
interested in bringing back in a trade former Red a
Huanio Suarez good five VOLI He no.
Speaker 3 (10:56):
Of course we won them, but where we get them?
Speaker 8 (10:58):
He played for the Reds from two twenty fifteen to
twenty twenty one. Suarez currently leads the National League with
eighty six RBIs and he's belt at thirty six home
runs this season.
Speaker 1 (11:09):
How old is he by early thirties? He's all right, Christina.
Speaker 3 (11:13):
Who he's best with is your guy Jesse Winker, Oh
the Wink.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
Little League Baseball.
Speaker 8 (11:19):
The Ohio State Championship game today has Hamilton West Side
up against New Albany Bengals.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
Update.
Speaker 8 (11:26):
Day two of camp is going to be underway, with
Ted McKay coming up later today at ten am to noon.
Gates open for the fans at nine to thirty a.
Speaker 3 (11:35):
M seg Were you there yesterday for the debut of
training camp Day one?
Speaker 1 (11:39):
Yesterday?
Speaker 8 (11:40):
I had coach Zach Taylor indicating that Joe Burrow is
going to play more in the preseason. Trey Hendrickson's holdout
has gone to in the day two finding fifty thousand
dollars a day former. Let's see also on no contract
news with the first round pick Shamar Stewart.
Speaker 3 (11:58):
I mean, imagine that Christopher missed work and had to pay.
How to pay fifty thousand bucks?
Speaker 1 (12:03):
Yeah, well, they wouldn't do it wouldn't happen here, they would.
It would just cost you your salary and job.
Speaker 8 (12:09):
The tennis the Cincinnati Open, of course, will make it's
a two week run next month. Yeah, we got the
beautiful and improved Lindner Tennis Center.
Speaker 1 (12:18):
Let's see.
Speaker 9 (12:18):
Uh.
Speaker 8 (12:18):
Cincinnati's Katie McNally and Venus Williams are the first to
receive wild cards for the upcoming tournament.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
And she just won a big match last night.
Speaker 8 (12:28):
Venus Williams, at age forty five, Yeah, becomes the oldest
player in wt A history and since two thousand and
four to win a match.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
Yep.
Speaker 8 (12:37):
In that tournament, she beat like a twenty Cincinnati's Peyton Stern.
Speaker 1 (12:41):
Yeah, how about that?
Speaker 3 (12:42):
Incredible?
Speaker 8 (12:43):
She gave her major props on TV, and she's gonna
and she's engaged.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
Yeah some dude, some dude, some some artist or something.
I don't know when you're in charge of that. Yeah,
I don't know. I don't know any I don't know
anything about that stuff. Now, you know what I heard
that their wedding is going to be all catered by
a place.
Speaker 8 (13:02):
Oh big, Well it's it's Penn Station East Coast Subs.
They got the gig. Yeah, it's all about good taste
if you know about Venus Williams. Yeah, she's gonna have
hand crafted subs. Yeah, so you's gonna have a lot
of those fabulous fries, fabulous and of course yeah, drinking
like crazy.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
Slimmonade Man order online today at East Penn Station, East
Coast Subs.
Speaker 8 (13:26):
I think we're gonna get We haven't gotten a cease
and desist on using eleven eight man yet, No.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
As one seven w the Western and Southern WBN fireworks
is right, We're right in the cusp of it, Sarah.
Speaker 3 (13:41):
We're just over a month.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
Away and on Saturday we're going to be out at.
Speaker 3 (13:48):
Turf Park and Florence, Kentucky Baby.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
Announcing, Uh, well, we got the big theme. We got
you know what it's going to be over this is huge.
Speaker 3 (13:57):
Our theme this year is fun.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
Yeah, and revealing the the shirt and stuff which you
know I've seen obviously the shirt is cool.
Speaker 3 (14:05):
Yeah, a lot of work went into that.
Speaker 1 (14:08):
And then also we have a front row seats to
the Western Souther WBN fireworks and this is VIP style.
Our friends Miami University said, Uh, let's tell people sing
for the seats. Sarah, popping on Fridays at seven twenty five,
will pick the winner.
Speaker 3 (14:22):
It's it's all up to her.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
It's marcut in the time. Let look I love thea Hey,
I love la, I love the.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
Mark.
Speaker 3 (14:46):
Okay, that's perfect.
Speaker 1 (14:48):
He's being chased by ice while you're singing that song.
You're bad.
Speaker 2 (14:53):
Here?
Speaker 3 (14:54):
So will he still be here for the fireworks?
Speaker 5 (14:58):
Sarah up, you are so beautiful to me. We could
be friends until the end, Sarah Puppet.
Speaker 3 (15:19):
I'm glad I'm not making the decision.
Speaker 1 (15:23):
Is that it is one?
Speaker 6 (15:27):
Sir?
Speaker 1 (15:31):
I think I love you.
Speaker 6 (15:36):
No, I'm not calling to get picture your feet.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
Jee Ma, I win a free sheep. It just cut off.
Speaker 3 (15:55):
What No, he's singing to me?
Speaker 1 (15:58):
I didn't. It just stopped. So there you go. That's
it for so far for what we have as far
as sing for your seats for this week, not that
I have.
Speaker 3 (16:08):
A say, but I like the Sarah at last Serenader.
Speaker 1 (16:11):
Man, I am just totally blown away by that. Sarah
really suck. That's crazy. Put him in the front row.
I have this right here that came in.
Speaker 6 (16:19):
By the way, Hey, King Chris Man, Michael Lindsley, I've
been trying to call you. I want to share my
story with the world and especially with you guys. But
I'm a recovering heroin a prison. A year ago, I
finally got on the right path, started going to AA,
(16:39):
got my life together now I'm getting married having another baby.
I don't really want to get married at the.
Speaker 2 (16:45):
Baby and fireworks.
Speaker 1 (16:47):
He wants to get married at the fireworks.
Speaker 3 (16:49):
Oh can I get the ordained thing? Don't you go
online and you just steal something out so you can?
Speaker 1 (16:56):
I don't know. I don't you know people I know.
Last year we did a proposal thing and it was
fine and all that stuff.
Speaker 3 (17:01):
Oh, and it was a huge success.
Speaker 1 (17:03):
Yes, but it was a pain to pull it off
because it was supposed to be a surprise and then
the guy was just walking around eating or something like that.
Speaker 3 (17:10):
We no remember. What happened is he was trying to
get her to the stage, but since we've got so
much good food around us, she kept stopping again stacks and.
Speaker 1 (17:18):
He was like, well, let's go over and see the
WBN people. And then we were trying to be live
at the same time. It was such a pain, and
the TV was trying to be live at the same time.
Speaker 3 (17:26):
Local twelve was like, Okay, where are they going to
do this or what I'm like, Well, my girl eating food? Yeah,
Like I don't blame her. I've got like stacks of
chips and ice cream and yeah, I don't know I'm
on her side. I'm like, look, I would choose food
over us as well, but I know that we pulled
it off and it was great.
Speaker 1 (17:45):
Yeah. Great. I don't know if I want to do
all that. Who knows. None of it's up to me.
I just try.
Speaker 3 (17:51):
I can marry them. I say, let's do this. I
want to marry somebody.
Speaker 1 (17:55):
You do that, Sarah, you work it out, then leave
me out of it, okay, because I'm sick of doing
all this other stuff.
Speaker 3 (18:00):
Dude, if you're listening, slide into my DMS.
Speaker 1 (18:03):
You're just asking for now, get you married. It's the kid.
Chris shouts what two seven w b N thank you
to Miami University. Tomorrow we will pick the winner. Sarah Poppett,
you know where Elvis is buried on Graceland. Oh yeah, yeah,
And I guess Graceland is uh going into bankruptcy whatever,
and they we're talking about this and listen to this.
Speaker 9 (18:22):
You can't go bankrupt with Graceland. You can't maybe the
business part of it, but the property will always remain
with the family because of the burial site. It completely
grandfathers it in so you actually will never owe property
tax on the entire property forever forever. You will also
(18:42):
in every state, Yes, in the United States of America.
Speaker 1 (18:46):
So if I put a dead body in my backyard, anyone, right,
any dead body your family only my family got to
be your family.
Speaker 2 (18:53):
Okay, there, I kill somebody, all right, be related to.
Speaker 9 (18:57):
Them so that you have the tie to them. That's
what And people used to do this back in the day.
You have to understand it's only been Funeral homes is
a business.
Speaker 2 (19:06):
Okay.
Speaker 9 (19:06):
If you don't understand how this works, they make They
don't pay sobity tax on funeral Ask yourself this, does
any cemetery in the United States of America pay property tax?
Speaker 1 (19:19):
Wow? Isn't that crazy? Yeah? I didn't know that. So
if you buried like say our relative dies like you know,
Uncle Bob, you bury them on your property. Say you
have like a farm or something. I guess you don't
pay taxes on it.
Speaker 3 (19:32):
That's interesting. I didn't know that either.
Speaker 1 (19:36):
It's so worth it. Also, don't get any ideas. No,
And now here's the other thing too. You know we've
been goofing on the late night shows and all that stuff.
You know, when you got Steven Cobertt, that's going away,
and I say, the next is SETH Myers. Jerry Seinfeld
was on SETH Myers show and just flattened them this.
Speaker 7 (20:01):
You did not want to do a pre interview?
Speaker 10 (20:04):
No ya, so we should? You know what a pre
interview is on a talk show? His how talk show works?
It looks like he and I are chatting, right, Oh,
I say.
Speaker 1 (20:16):
You went on vacation.
Speaker 10 (20:17):
I heard you went on vacation. Well where did he
hear that? His producer told him Jerry has a joke
about his vacation. It's all totally phony. And then I
do my vacation bit about the plumbing and Cabo San Lucas, and.
Speaker 1 (20:35):
I say that sounds terrible.
Speaker 10 (20:38):
What luckily the nachos, you know? And but and that's great,
and that's fine when you're a new young comic or
you're act or actress with nothing for some people. For
some people, the pre interview is a very important piece of.
Speaker 1 (20:55):
Infrastructure. You gotta have it.
Speaker 10 (20:58):
But I've done a few things, yes, you know, And
I feel like you want this job right. You want
to be I want to be a show guy here,
So I think you should do the work right. Because here,
(21:21):
let's just be completely candid I did not call you
to say I'd love to be on your show. That
I did not that is Is that true?
Speaker 1 (21:29):
Yeah, that's not how I went down.
Speaker 10 (21:30):
His people call, we would love when when could Jerry
do it? And he did comedience in cars, So that
was like, you owe me a little, which I don't.
I owe not things anyone. So you got to come
on my show. I'm not I have not time for this.
I don't really need it. I don't want it. But
(21:52):
they keep calling. Its people calling, I'm not making this up.
They keep calling, can you come on? So eventually I say, okay, fine,
I will go on. So then what do you think
his producer says. He says, well, what do you want
to do? I don't want to do anything.
Speaker 1 (22:06):
And I don't want to be on these shows. Oh
my god? Is that great?
Speaker 3 (22:12):
Did he pulled the curtain way back? And you want
to not hold back at all? Our sugarcoat and you
wonder why it's all dying. It's all phony and terrible.
That's why Jerry Seinfeld is the goat and there will
never be a better.
Speaker 1 (22:27):
Show than Seinfeld.
Speaker 3 (22:30):
Okay, hey, just look at my Starbucks cup, not the
lipstick all over the hole. But look at what the
lady at Starbucks. Look at what the lady wrote it Starbucks.
(22:53):
They're not really drawing on the cups anymore.
Speaker 1 (22:55):
It's just words. Yeah, mine says we are all being
held hostage. Please called nine. Oh it's too late. That
was four o'clock this morning.
Speaker 3 (23:07):
Oh that sucks. It's like we're missing out on another
Starbucks in the Tri State because there are not enough
of them on Aside from Starbucks, is leading down in Texas.
Is making headlines because men will make you do some
crazy stuff. Her name is Pamela Jean Stanley.
Speaker 1 (23:24):
Guilty. You're gonna na say that always.
Speaker 3 (23:28):
It's always three, yep, either three or one. So she's
sixty three years old and she's making the headlines after
trying to send a high end box of chocolates to
her ex husband, Oh no, of fourteen years.
Speaker 1 (23:42):
Yeah, once you say X.
Speaker 3 (23:44):
They've been divorced for seven years though.
Speaker 1 (23:46):
It's like, all right, let's move it along.
Speaker 3 (23:50):
Reports said that Pamela Jean wanted to make this look
like a package coming from a travel agency to congratulate
him on his engagement to his new lady Bingo Dun
dun dum. So obviously, These were some special chocolates. Reports
say they were injected with powdered fentanel. Oh boy, Pamela
(24:16):
Jean Stanley.
Speaker 1 (24:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (24:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (24:17):
It turns out she was going over that plan with
a quote unquote acquaintance, and this acquaintance was recording the
entire conversation. Oh and uh turned her in some acquaintance
that is.
Speaker 1 (24:31):
Yeah, nice friend, you got to get yourself some ventanol
and put it in the chocolate. Good idea, Pamela jan So.
Speaker 3 (24:39):
Pamela Jean is now behind bars for criminal solicitation with
intent to commit murder, Yes, criminal attempt to commit murder,
and possession of a controlled substance with intent to deliver.
So her ex Jeff Couth is weighing in on this
entire thing. He's like, this is not the first time
she's made threats. He's like, I've heard rumors in the
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past that she was hiring a hit man. He said,
I've got cameras installed on the house, so he was
not surprised. He said, quote, she's kind of just that way,
very casual. Well, and it makes you wonder it's my
ex wife, no big deal.
Speaker 1 (25:17):
It makes you wonder too when a guy like this
deals with it. Has he complained before, and the cops
just kind of go, okay, yeah, yeah, you're a guy,
be wild. Yeah yeah. If it's a girl making these threats,
it's not as taken seriously as it is when a
guy is, you know what I.
Speaker 3 (25:32):
Mean, I guess they're thinking, like, what's she really gonna do?
Like this is a lady versus a guy.
Speaker 1 (25:38):
This is more deadly than some drunk guy showing up
at the house and smashing you know, something on a
window or something like that, where she's sending fentanyl to
the house.
Speaker 3 (25:47):
That he could have been again, chocolate, what a waste
of chocolate.
Speaker 1 (25:51):
And he could have ingested that and died.
Speaker 3 (25:53):
So he said, he goes, I probably would have eaten
him and not even thought about it. Yeah, he's like,
now I can't even look at a box of Chocolate's
the same one.
Speaker 1 (26:00):
I mean, that's that's death, not just some drunk shown
up and slicing tires on a car or something.
Speaker 3 (26:04):
Yeah, using some spray pain or whatnot.
Speaker 1 (26:06):
But so, I mean, she's still locked up.
Speaker 3 (26:09):
She's not getting out anytime soon, and.
Speaker 1 (26:10):
When she gets out, she's gonna she's gonna go for revenge.
Speaker 3 (26:13):
Absolutely, Yeah, these these dames, I go after the acquaintance.
Yeah right now, whoever you were having the conversation with
is dead immediately.
Speaker 1 (26:25):
They're the chocolate. Yeah, hellathen it's all water under the bridge.
Here's some chocolate. Yeah, it's like that one smurf, that
jokey smurf that always had that package that would blow up.
Speaker 3 (26:42):
Oh yeah, it's a surprise pops a bomb. All right,
just a little cuckoo. But I'm telling you, dudes will
make you do some wild stuff.
Speaker 1 (26:54):
Yeah, except for you know, get with me. So twenty fourth,
Sarah Elise, it's Bindy Irwin's birthday. You know who that is,
Mindy Irwin, Mindy Baby. That's the crocodile hunter's daughter. Oh
that's right, I knew the last name.
Speaker 3 (27:07):
I'm like, this has to be in relation to.
Speaker 1 (27:09):
Him somehow, right, yep. She just got she got married
I think last year something like that. It's a Barry
Bond's birthday today. Now people don't like him because he
did steroids and cheated allegedly allegedly. I like steroids and
cheating in sports.
Speaker 3 (27:26):
You want to welcome all the drugs in.
Speaker 1 (27:28):
Yeah, if you make it, it's not cheating. If it's
available for everybody, and it's just legal if you choose something.
Speaker 3 (27:33):
I feel like everybody jack.
Speaker 1 (27:34):
Yeah, I wanted like the ball to like land on
the moon and stuff.
Speaker 3 (27:38):
That would change everything. Could you imagine the home run
derby with everybody on steroids?
Speaker 1 (27:43):
But awesome, But there'll also be guys that don't want
to do it and just get smoked, and.
Speaker 3 (27:48):
That's on them.
Speaker 1 (27:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (27:49):
If it's fair game, then so be it.
Speaker 1 (27:51):
Yeah, and then think about it. Think about because the
lifespan of somebody who just jacked up on steroids is
not going to be that long. That means like the
league doesn't have to keep paying for these guys as
they get older because they're just all gonna well, they're
going to die off, so they'll save money. Gosh, so
you got to think like a business man. Probably why
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they're not going to do that.
Speaker 3 (28:14):
Though they don't want to bet on them.
Speaker 1 (28:15):
They should. It's Linda Carter's birthday today. She was wonder
Woman when I was growing up. The og wonder Woman
still beautiful?
Speaker 3 (28:24):
Is she your favorite wonder Woman?
Speaker 1 (28:25):
I mean she's well, I don't know that one the movie.
She's a hotty too.
Speaker 3 (28:29):
I know, I do love her that is my girl crush.
Speaker 1 (28:32):
Yeah, she's a babe on this day. In nineteen eighty seven,
Lobamba was released.
Speaker 3 (28:38):
La Bamba.
Speaker 1 (28:41):
That's what his brother yelled when he found out he
got killed. Yeah. That movie. Uh, the guy Lou Diamond Phillips.
He had sex with somebody that I know who's that.
Her name was Jerry. She was in that I think
the second Survivor. Oh yeah, she worked at Hooters and
he banged her in the parking lot.
Speaker 3 (29:00):
Oh that was back when we actually knew people on Survivor.
Right now, it's just like Instagram models and like you
can't even look.
Speaker 1 (29:08):
I know she's Jerry Manthey. Wow ye small world. Yeah.
In nineteen ninety one, the album og Original Gangster from
Iced Tea came out. Great album. He's a friend of
the show. He does songs for us. But she wears
short skirts. I wear t shirts.
Speaker 5 (29:25):
She's share capts in the modeles Shure streaming.
Speaker 1 (29:29):
Down the day you wag up and fine and they'll
get forth. Has been here the whole time.
Speaker 10 (29:35):
If you could see it, you don't want who want
to send You've been here.
Speaker 1 (29:40):
On no auto tune here, no.
Speaker 3 (29:44):
Better than Taylor.
Speaker 1 (29:45):
Yeah, and of course he did this for us. Yo.
Speaker 3 (29:48):
This is iced tea with a gangster reading of everyone poops.
Speaker 1 (29:52):
An elephant makes.
Speaker 2 (29:53):
A big poop, a mouse makes a tiny poop, A
one hump camel makes a one hump poop.
Speaker 1 (29:58):
A two humped camel makes a two hun I'm poop
right enough for that, just basic math, So there you go,
Sarah Elise. How about that?
Speaker 3 (30:04):
For the twenty fourth, It's a jam Pat Day, Chris.
Speaker 1 (30:07):
I guess I just a lot going on today.
Speaker 3 (30:11):
Freakyay storm Day
What up? What up? Another reminder? Okay, just so real,
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Speaker 2 (00:23):
My god, you say that. You sound so creepy.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
Welcome to my world creepy.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Yes, Sarah, you were one of every radio babe in Cincinnati.
I think was at the Kesha concert last week.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
Oh, John Kesha.
Speaker 4 (00:39):
She is life changing radio babe. It I'll take it, John.
No scams of that show, definitely not. But there's always
stuff happening in the world. Whenever you hear John Mattie
on the phone, that means something's going on.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
I mean, and because he's going down.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
Yeah, I'll tell you I'll tear the one going on now.
And this looks kind of sad.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Posted it on WCPO dot com and on my John
Matory's money Facebook page today. You can check it out.
It's the story that happened about three weeks ago, and
it was reported by the news, but everyone just kind
of mentioned it happened, and we kind of sat down
with the guy and got surveillance video and really found
out what's going on. He had a vintage nineteen ninety
(01:20):
four Ford pickup truck, I mean mint condition, low miles.
I mean the truck is thirty years old. I mean
it's and those are worth a fortune.
Speaker 5 (01:29):
Now.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
He brought it to a local dealership, left it overnight
for service. They had it out in the lot and
apparently unlocked, it seems, and came by they go, look
at that classic truck out there, jumped in, hot wired
it took off. He hasn't seen that. That's been gone
three weeks. Hamilton County Share has a police report and
(01:49):
it's amazing and my story. We showed the surveillance video.
You see the guy, the dude get in the truck,
just opens the dellar hopson and then he you know,
sits in there a few minutes, probably hot wiring it.
See the truck take off. That was it. I mean,
you could part that truck out and make up fortune,
you know, to people into collect your cars. So it's
just so so sad. You add above those parts, somebody
(02:12):
might get like seventy five grands.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
Yeah, you sent me a note that there's some things
happening with Home Depot and Lows and those two are Yeah,
their neck and neck as far as competitors. So what's
going on there?
Speaker 2 (02:23):
Yeah, yeah, they are. Well what's happened is they've just
shortened their return policies and people are saying, what is
going on here? I mean, you gots check. Well, you're
buying a refrigerator or a washing machine or a dishwasher,
you got to check that return policy because you know,
those are some of the top sellers. You know now
fears is gone, you know, those are some of the
(02:43):
top sellers of those, you know, big kitchen appliances, and
they've recently shortened the return policy to three days. Costco
still has a thirty day if you buy appliance there
by a fridge, Costco you got a month if there's
any pottlement. Check the return policy when you're buying those appliances, now, Sarah,
when you buy your shoes, what's the return policy on
(03:04):
the right.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
You know what, John, I don't think I've ever returned
a pair of shoes.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Well, here's my question, can you buy shoes, wear them
to that party on Saturday night, and then them.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
Give them back?
Speaker 3 (03:16):
I don't know, because when I buy a pair of shoes,
it's because I truly love them and I want to
hang on to them forever. So really, yeah, I've never
I've never thought about returning that.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
You've never done. I'll wear them once and that's it.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
Don't do the wardrobing thing. You buy that you return
it the next week.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
No, I'm too nervous to do that.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
See that, John, I do that because I only wear
my wrap T shirts or wrestling t shirts once.
Speaker 3 (03:40):
That's Christopher Dousta. It's the one and done.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
I recently wore a concert T shirt and I never
wear stuff like that. But hey, it's the weekend and
my wife goes take that off, and I'm like, why,
she goes, you look like Mikey from Strangers.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
A Little Kid. John Manye, John Manery's money on Facebook
and of course Channel nine, and thank you very much
for the time, my man. All right, Sarah, Elie. Sarah
is updating you on the important ish in her head, this.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
Is important for everybody, because yes, it's less time with men.
Oh in the driver's seats.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
Oh I'm a good driver, I don't know. Don't say
you about you.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
But when my husband drives, I'm always like blindfold me.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
I don't want to look.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
Why he's crazy, especially when he goes over bridges and
he's swerving around people. He's not a very patient driver.
So people serving around driving. This is why we have
accidents every morning, instances because people suck and cones on
seventy five every day for my whole life. It's because
of men.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
No, it's not people suck.
Speaker 3 (04:52):
Well, Uber, they just announced that they're rolling out this
new feature just for the ladies, so we can request
women drivers.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
I will request that today.
Speaker 3 (05:05):
Dude, you can't do that. You can't request My.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
Car is here, and I will request a hot Uber
driver with a skirt up. Oh my stuff, I will
see it.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
Dudes cannot request the women. This is lady to ladies.
So this's this new pilot program and they're gonna be
testing it out in a few cities just as see
how it goes. Not here in Cincinnati yet though, but
in cities like La San Francisco, Detroit, and they say
if this is successful, then they will expand it to
other cities. So maybe it will eventually get here. It's
(05:38):
called women preferences. See, this can get tricky, yep, Like
what if it's a dude come on in, rolling up
in a skirt in the blouse something.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
You want to see my stick ship.
Speaker 6 (05:58):
Ew.
Speaker 3 (06:03):
Now, I have a lot of friends that I feel
like would take advantage of this. I feel like I'm
so used to Uber that I don't care if I
get in the car and there's a dude or a
lady up there. Just get me there quickly and problem
all of a sudden and safe.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (06:17):
It's like Uber says that they want to they're prioritizing
safety and comfort. They say this has been a top
concern for the lady drivers and riders.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
So it's basically admitted that they have a problem.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
Well, I guess women have been speaking out, like, hey,
I would feel a lot better if a woman was
driving me around. I'd feel a lot safer, especially older
ladies like my mom, you know, ladies that are in
their sixties. I don't know. She says that she feels
uncomfortable getting in an Uber by herself with a man
that she doesn't know. Oh please, that's just her preference. No,
and that's okay. If that's how she feels, take an ober.
(06:55):
But if you want to take one and you feel
more comfortable with having a woman up there, then you know,
that's great for them.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
Great.
Speaker 3 (07:01):
Like I'm specific about what I want. You know, when
it comes to a gynecologist, I kin don't want a
dude gynecologists. It's like you don't have the same setup
as me. You don't understand what's going on down there.
So so like that's why I have a woman doctor.
When you called, do they ask you that for?
Speaker 1 (07:19):
What? When you first call for a gynecologist to they go,
do you want a male or a female?
Speaker 3 (07:23):
I go to a doctor's office that has all women.
It's all women running the place.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
Yeah, my gynecologist is a male. I'm going to have
that changed.
Speaker 3 (07:32):
I knew you were working with that stuff. Yeah that
makes sense, sir.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
Please you know you're a little rough on mc klugie.
Ew please please. So I got to get a gynecologist.
Speaker 3 (07:45):
Experience does suck, but yeah, that's why you want a
woman to a woman's situation out there. But yeah, as
far as uber drivers go, it's you know, I guess
maybe I would take advantage of it. Just to see,
like how much longer it would take to get a
woman driver over a man.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
Yeah, tested out.
Speaker 3 (08:01):
Yeah, and there's not as many Uber driver Like I
don't think I've ever had a woman Uber driver me either,
maybe one or two.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
But I'll tell you the Uber drivers that I've had,
you know, they're fine. But the one the guys I
had in Philadelphia were so great. Man screaming at people
and stuff. It was awesome. And I got the places
in record time.
Speaker 3 (08:21):
That's all we need. Just get me there quality and
save Oh you know your guy Tupac Shakur where he did, Yeah,
where he died in Las Vegas. Yes, we had a
really cool Uber driver to take us to the sphere
to see the backshit boys. Yeah, and he was kind
of like a tour guide, but not in a cringy way,
like he was doing a great job. And we passed
the street and he goes, that's where Chupac Shakur was
(08:42):
shot and killed.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (08:44):
I was like, oh and it's a pretty Uh did.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
You go lay down in the street where he died
Like we were a little tribute.
Speaker 3 (08:50):
We were on a mission to get to B s B. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
I did see the street. It's a little trashy, but yeah,
and now I can say that I crossed it.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
What did you say to you? Just go oh okay?
Did you go like I would have said, oh the
day that rap got good, Oh my god, because he sucked.
Speaker 3 (09:05):
My mom was like, oh, that's really sad to think about.
Oh his par mother, Brenda ODIs, I forgot to tell
you that that I saw the street. It's like a
gas station.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
That is funny. That's like he's telling two white women
that are on your way to Backstreet Price where a
gangster raptor was shot.
Speaker 3 (09:26):
They're gonna think about it, but we were very invested.
I was like, oh my gosh, that's so interesting, poor
black man.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
This is sports, let's say.
Speaker 7 (09:41):
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Speaker 1 (09:52):
What's up lips?
Speaker 3 (09:53):
Oh yeah, sexy.
Speaker 8 (09:55):
Nicolodolo dealing yesterday, tossing his first career complete game at
five nothing w over the Nats.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
Oh yeah, Lodolo.
Speaker 8 (10:02):
Eight and six now scattered four hits, struck out eight
first time since nineteen ninety four, the Reds have had
two left handed pitchers throw a complete game shutout in
the same season nineteen ninety four, John Smiley and the
late Tom Browning.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
Reds have the day off today.
Speaker 8 (10:18):
They open a home stand tomorrow night, up against those
Tampa Bay Rays at seven to ten. Pitcher Hunter Green,
with a rehab started the Arizona Complex League last night,
two scoreless innings, allowing a hit, striking out four twenty
eight pitches. Sixteen of those are strikes.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
So miss Groin is better, so he's always hurt, so
he'll stay forever. Look that Nick Lodolo guy is good.
So yeah, man, it was nice knowing you, dude. In LA.
Speaker 8 (10:42):
Major League Baseball deadline is next week. C Trent Rosecrans
of The Athletic reports the Reds, among other teams, are
interested in bringing back in a trade former Red a
Huanio Suarez good five VOLI He no.
Speaker 3 (10:56):
Of course we won them, but where we get them?
Speaker 8 (10:58):
He played for the Reds from two twenty fifteen to
twenty twenty one. Suarez currently leads the National League with
eighty six RBIs and he's belt at thirty six home
runs this season.
Speaker 1 (11:09):
How old is he by early thirties? He's all right, Christina.
Speaker 3 (11:13):
Who he's best with is your guy Jesse Winker, Oh
the Wink.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
Little League Baseball.
Speaker 8 (11:19):
The Ohio State Championship game today has Hamilton West Side
up against New Albany Bengals.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
Update.
Speaker 8 (11:26):
Day two of camp is going to be underway, with
Ted McKay coming up later today at ten am to noon.
Gates open for the fans at nine to thirty a.
Speaker 3 (11:35):
M seg Were you there yesterday for the debut of
training camp Day one?
Speaker 1 (11:39):
Yesterday?
Speaker 8 (11:40):
I had coach Zach Taylor indicating that Joe Burrow is
going to play more in the preseason. Trey Hendrickson's holdout
has gone to in the day two finding fifty thousand
dollars a day former. Let's see also on no contract
news with the first round pick Shamar Stewart.
Speaker 3 (11:58):
I mean, imagine that Christopher missed work and had to pay.
How to pay fifty thousand bucks?
Speaker 1 (12:03):
Yeah, well, they wouldn't do it wouldn't happen here, they would.
It would just cost you your salary and job.
Speaker 8 (12:09):
The tennis the Cincinnati Open, of course, will make it's
a two week run next month. Yeah, we got the
beautiful and improved Lindner Tennis Center.
Speaker 1 (12:18):
Let's see.
Speaker 9 (12:18):
Uh.
Speaker 8 (12:18):
Cincinnati's Katie McNally and Venus Williams are the first to
receive wild cards for the upcoming tournament.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
And she just won a big match last night.
Speaker 8 (12:28):
Venus Williams, at age forty five, Yeah, becomes the oldest
player in wt A history and since two thousand and
four to win a match.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
Yep.
Speaker 8 (12:37):
In that tournament, she beat like a twenty Cincinnati's Peyton Stern.
Speaker 1 (12:41):
Yeah, how about that?
Speaker 3 (12:42):
Incredible?
Speaker 8 (12:43):
She gave her major props on TV, and she's gonna
and she's engaged.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
Yeah some dude, some dude, some some artist or something.
I don't know when you're in charge of that. Yeah,
I don't know. I don't know any I don't know
anything about that stuff. Now, you know what I heard
that their wedding is going to be all catered by
a place.
Speaker 8 (13:02):
Oh big, Well it's it's Penn Station East Coast Subs.
They got the gig. Yeah, it's all about good taste
if you know about Venus Williams. Yeah, she's gonna have
hand crafted subs. Yeah, so you's gonna have a lot
of those fabulous fries, fabulous and of course yeah, drinking
like crazy.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
Slimmonade Man order online today at East Penn Station, East
Coast Subs.
Speaker 8 (13:26):
I think we're gonna get We haven't gotten a cease
and desist on using eleven eight man yet, No.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
As one seven w the Western and Southern WBN fireworks
is right, We're right in the cusp of it, Sarah.
Speaker 3 (13:41):
We're just over a month.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
Away and on Saturday we're going to be out at.
Speaker 3 (13:48):
Turf Park and Florence, Kentucky Baby.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
Announcing, Uh, well, we got the big theme. We got
you know what it's going to be over this is huge.
Speaker 3 (13:57):
Our theme this year is fun.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
Yeah, and revealing the the shirt and stuff which you
know I've seen obviously the shirt is cool.
Speaker 3 (14:05):
Yeah, a lot of work went into that.
Speaker 1 (14:08):
And then also we have a front row seats to
the Western Souther WBN fireworks and this is VIP style.
Our friends Miami University said, Uh, let's tell people sing
for the seats. Sarah, popping on Fridays at seven twenty five,
will pick the winner.
Speaker 3 (14:22):
It's it's all up to her.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
It's marcut in the time. Let look I love thea Hey,
I love la, I love the.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
Mark.
Speaker 3 (14:46):
Okay, that's perfect.
Speaker 1 (14:48):
He's being chased by ice while you're singing that song.
You're bad.
Speaker 2 (14:53):
Here?
Speaker 3 (14:54):
So will he still be here for the fireworks?
Speaker 5 (14:58):
Sarah up, you are so beautiful to me. We could
be friends until the end, Sarah Puppet.
Speaker 3 (15:19):
I'm glad I'm not making the decision.
Speaker 1 (15:23):
Is that it is one?
Speaker 6 (15:27):
Sir?
Speaker 1 (15:31):
I think I love you.
Speaker 6 (15:36):
No, I'm not calling to get picture your feet.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
Jee Ma, I win a free sheep. It just cut off.
Speaker 3 (15:55):
What No, he's singing to me?
Speaker 1 (15:58):
I didn't. It just stopped. So there you go. That's
it for so far for what we have as far
as sing for your seats for this week, not that
I have.
Speaker 3 (16:08):
A say, but I like the Sarah at last Serenader.
Speaker 1 (16:11):
Man, I am just totally blown away by that. Sarah
really suck. That's crazy. Put him in the front row.
I have this right here that came in.
Speaker 6 (16:19):
By the way, Hey, King Chris Man, Michael Lindsley, I've
been trying to call you. I want to share my
story with the world and especially with you guys. But
I'm a recovering heroin a prison. A year ago, I
finally got on the right path, started going to AA,
(16:39):
got my life together now I'm getting married having another baby.
I don't really want to get married at the.
Speaker 2 (16:45):
Baby and fireworks.
Speaker 1 (16:47):
He wants to get married at the fireworks.
Speaker 3 (16:49):
Oh can I get the ordained thing? Don't you go
online and you just steal something out so you can?
Speaker 1 (16:56):
I don't know. I don't you know people I know.
Last year we did a proposal thing and it was
fine and all that stuff.
Speaker 3 (17:01):
Oh, and it was a huge success.
Speaker 1 (17:03):
Yes, but it was a pain to pull it off
because it was supposed to be a surprise and then
the guy was just walking around eating or something like that.
Speaker 3 (17:10):
We no remember. What happened is he was trying to
get her to the stage, but since we've got so
much good food around us, she kept stopping again stacks and.
Speaker 1 (17:18):
He was like, well, let's go over and see the
WBN people. And then we were trying to be live
at the same time. It was such a pain, and
the TV was trying to be live at the same time.
Speaker 3 (17:26):
Local twelve was like, Okay, where are they going to
do this or what I'm like, Well, my girl eating food? Yeah,
Like I don't blame her. I've got like stacks of
chips and ice cream and yeah, I don't know I'm
on her side. I'm like, look, I would choose food
over us as well, but I know that we pulled
it off and it was great.
Speaker 1 (17:45):
Yeah. Great. I don't know if I want to do
all that. Who knows. None of it's up to me.
I just try.
Speaker 3 (17:51):
I can marry them. I say, let's do this. I
want to marry somebody.
Speaker 1 (17:55):
You do that, Sarah, you work it out, then leave
me out of it, okay, because I'm sick of doing
all this other stuff.
Speaker 3 (18:00):
Dude, if you're listening, slide into my DMS.
Speaker 1 (18:03):
You're just asking for now, get you married. It's the kid.
Chris shouts what two seven w b N thank you
to Miami University. Tomorrow we will pick the winner. Sarah Poppett,
you know where Elvis is buried on Graceland. Oh yeah, yeah,
And I guess Graceland is uh going into bankruptcy whatever,
and they we're talking about this and listen to this.
Speaker 9 (18:22):
You can't go bankrupt with Graceland. You can't maybe the
business part of it, but the property will always remain
with the family because of the burial site. It completely
grandfathers it in so you actually will never owe property
tax on the entire property forever forever. You will also
(18:42):
in every state, Yes, in the United States of America.
Speaker 1 (18:46):
So if I put a dead body in my backyard, anyone, right,
any dead body your family only my family got to
be your family.
Speaker 2 (18:53):
Okay, there, I kill somebody, all right, be related to.
Speaker 9 (18:57):
Them so that you have the tie to them. That's
what And people used to do this back in the day.
You have to understand it's only been Funeral homes is
a business.
Speaker 2 (19:06):
Okay.
Speaker 9 (19:06):
If you don't understand how this works, they make They
don't pay sobity tax on funeral Ask yourself this, does
any cemetery in the United States of America pay property tax?
Speaker 1 (19:19):
Wow? Isn't that crazy? Yeah? I didn't know that. So
if you buried like say our relative dies like you know,
Uncle Bob, you bury them on your property. Say you
have like a farm or something. I guess you don't
pay taxes on it.
Speaker 3 (19:32):
That's interesting. I didn't know that either.
Speaker 1 (19:36):
It's so worth it. Also, don't get any ideas. No,
And now here's the other thing too. You know we've
been goofing on the late night shows and all that stuff.
You know, when you got Steven Cobertt, that's going away,
and I say, the next is SETH Myers. Jerry Seinfeld
was on SETH Myers show and just flattened them this.
Speaker 7 (20:01):
You did not want to do a pre interview?
Speaker 10 (20:04):
No ya, so we should? You know what a pre
interview is on a talk show? His how talk show works?
It looks like he and I are chatting, right, Oh,
I say.
Speaker 1 (20:16):
You went on vacation.
Speaker 10 (20:17):
I heard you went on vacation. Well where did he
hear that? His producer told him Jerry has a joke
about his vacation. It's all totally phony. And then I
do my vacation bit about the plumbing and Cabo San Lucas, and.
Speaker 1 (20:35):
I say that sounds terrible.
Speaker 10 (20:38):
What luckily the nachos, you know? And but and that's great,
and that's fine when you're a new young comic or
you're act or actress with nothing for some people. For
some people, the pre interview is a very important piece of.
Speaker 1 (20:55):
Infrastructure. You gotta have it.
Speaker 10 (20:58):
But I've done a few things, yes, you know, And
I feel like you want this job right. You want
to be I want to be a show guy here,
So I think you should do the work right. Because here,
(21:21):
let's just be completely candid I did not call you
to say I'd love to be on your show. That
I did not that is Is that true?
Speaker 1 (21:29):
Yeah, that's not how I went down.
Speaker 10 (21:30):
His people call, we would love when when could Jerry
do it? And he did comedience in cars, So that
was like, you owe me a little, which I don't.
I owe not things anyone. So you got to come
on my show. I'm not I have not time for this.
I don't really need it. I don't want it. But
(21:52):
they keep calling. Its people calling, I'm not making this up.
They keep calling, can you come on? So eventually I say, okay, fine,
I will go on. So then what do you think
his producer says. He says, well, what do you want
to do? I don't want to do anything.
Speaker 1 (22:06):
And I don't want to be on these shows. Oh
my god? Is that great?
Speaker 3 (22:12):
Did he pulled the curtain way back? And you want
to not hold back at all? Our sugarcoat and you
wonder why it's all dying. It's all phony and terrible.
That's why Jerry Seinfeld is the goat and there will
never be a better.
Speaker 1 (22:27):
Show than Seinfeld.
Speaker 3 (22:30):
Okay, hey, just look at my Starbucks cup, not the
lipstick all over the hole. But look at what the
lady at Starbucks. Look at what the lady wrote it Starbucks.
(22:53):
They're not really drawing on the cups anymore.
Speaker 1 (22:55):
It's just words. Yeah, mine says we are all being
held hostage. Please called nine. Oh it's too late. That
was four o'clock this morning.
Speaker 3 (23:07):
Oh that sucks. It's like we're missing out on another
Starbucks in the Tri State because there are not enough
of them on Aside from Starbucks, is leading down in Texas.
Is making headlines because men will make you do some
crazy stuff. Her name is Pamela Jean Stanley.
Speaker 1 (23:24):
Guilty. You're gonna na say that always.
Speaker 3 (23:28):
It's always three, yep, either three or one. So she's
sixty three years old and she's making the headlines after
trying to send a high end box of chocolates to
her ex husband, Oh no, of fourteen years.
Speaker 1 (23:42):
Yeah, once you say X.
Speaker 3 (23:44):
They've been divorced for seven years though.
Speaker 1 (23:46):
It's like, all right, let's move it along.
Speaker 3 (23:50):
Reports said that Pamela Jean wanted to make this look
like a package coming from a travel agency to congratulate
him on his engagement to his new lady Bingo Dun
dun dum. So obviously, These were some special chocolates. Reports
say they were injected with powdered fentanel. Oh boy, Pamela
(24:16):
Jean Stanley.
Speaker 1 (24:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (24:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (24:17):
It turns out she was going over that plan with
a quote unquote acquaintance, and this acquaintance was recording the
entire conversation. Oh and uh turned her in some acquaintance
that is.
Speaker 1 (24:31):
Yeah, nice friend, you got to get yourself some ventanol
and put it in the chocolate. Good idea, Pamela jan So.
Speaker 3 (24:39):
Pamela Jean is now behind bars for criminal solicitation with
intent to commit murder, Yes, criminal attempt to commit murder,
and possession of a controlled substance with intent to deliver.
So her ex Jeff Couth is weighing in on this
entire thing. He's like, this is not the first time
she's made threats. He's like, I've heard rumors in the
(25:01):
past that she was hiring a hit man. He said,
I've got cameras installed on the house, so he was
not surprised. He said, quote, she's kind of just that way,
very casual. Well, and it makes you wonder it's my
ex wife, no big deal.
Speaker 1 (25:17):
It makes you wonder too when a guy like this
deals with it. Has he complained before, and the cops
just kind of go, okay, yeah, yeah, you're a guy,
be wild. Yeah yeah. If it's a girl making these threats,
it's not as taken seriously as it is when a
guy is, you know what I.
Speaker 3 (25:32):
Mean, I guess they're thinking, like, what's she really gonna do?
Like this is a lady versus a guy.
Speaker 1 (25:38):
This is more deadly than some drunk guy showing up
at the house and smashing you know, something on a
window or something like that, where she's sending fentanyl to
the house.
Speaker 3 (25:47):
That he could have been again, chocolate, what a waste
of chocolate.
Speaker 1 (25:51):
And he could have ingested that and died.
Speaker 3 (25:53):
So he said, he goes, I probably would have eaten
him and not even thought about it. Yeah, he's like,
now I can't even look at a box of Chocolate's
the same one.
Speaker 1 (26:00):
I mean, that's that's death, not just some drunk shown
up and slicing tires on a car or something.
Speaker 3 (26:04):
Yeah, using some spray pain or whatnot.
Speaker 1 (26:06):
But so, I mean, she's still locked up.
Speaker 3 (26:09):
She's not getting out anytime soon, and.
Speaker 1 (26:10):
When she gets out, she's gonna she's gonna go for revenge.
Speaker 3 (26:13):
Absolutely, Yeah, these these dames, I go after the acquaintance.
Yeah right now, whoever you were having the conversation with
is dead immediately.
Speaker 1 (26:25):
They're the chocolate. Yeah, hellathen it's all water under the bridge.
Here's some chocolate. Yeah, it's like that one smurf, that
jokey smurf that always had that package that would blow up.
Speaker 3 (26:42):
Oh yeah, it's a surprise pops a bomb. All right,
just a little cuckoo. But I'm telling you, dudes will
make you do some wild stuff.
Speaker 1 (26:54):
Yeah, except for you know, get with me. So twenty fourth,
Sarah Elise, it's Bindy Irwin's birthday. You know who that is,
Mindy Irwin, Mindy Baby. That's the crocodile hunter's daughter. Oh
that's right, I knew the last name.
Speaker 3 (27:07):
I'm like, this has to be in relation to.
Speaker 1 (27:09):
Him somehow, right, yep. She just got she got married
I think last year something like that. It's a Barry
Bond's birthday today. Now people don't like him because he
did steroids and cheated allegedly allegedly. I like steroids and
cheating in sports.
Speaker 3 (27:26):
You want to welcome all the drugs in.
Speaker 1 (27:28):
Yeah, if you make it, it's not cheating. If it's
available for everybody, and it's just legal if you choose something.
Speaker 3 (27:33):
I feel like everybody jack.
Speaker 1 (27:34):
Yeah, I wanted like the ball to like land on
the moon and stuff.
Speaker 3 (27:38):
That would change everything. Could you imagine the home run
derby with everybody on steroids?
Speaker 1 (27:43):
But awesome, But there'll also be guys that don't want
to do it and just get smoked, and.
Speaker 3 (27:48):
That's on them.
Speaker 1 (27:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (27:49):
If it's fair game, then so be it.
Speaker 1 (27:51):
Yeah, and then think about it. Think about because the
lifespan of somebody who just jacked up on steroids is
not going to be that long. That means like the
league doesn't have to keep paying for these guys as
they get older because they're just all gonna well, they're
going to die off, so they'll save money. Gosh, so
you got to think like a business man. Probably why
(28:13):
they're not going to do that.
Speaker 3 (28:14):
Though they don't want to bet on them.
Speaker 1 (28:15):
They should. It's Linda Carter's birthday today. She was wonder
Woman when I was growing up. The og wonder Woman
still beautiful?
Speaker 3 (28:24):
Is she your favorite wonder Woman?
Speaker 1 (28:25):
I mean she's well, I don't know that one the movie.
She's a hotty too.
Speaker 3 (28:29):
I know, I do love her that is my girl crush.
Speaker 1 (28:32):
Yeah, she's a babe on this day. In nineteen eighty seven,
Lobamba was released.
Speaker 3 (28:38):
La Bamba.
Speaker 1 (28:41):
That's what his brother yelled when he found out he
got killed. Yeah. That movie. Uh, the guy Lou Diamond Phillips.
He had sex with somebody that I know who's that.
Her name was Jerry. She was in that I think
the second Survivor. Oh yeah, she worked at Hooters and
he banged her in the parking lot.
Speaker 3 (29:00):
Oh that was back when we actually knew people on Survivor.
Right now, it's just like Instagram models and like you
can't even look.
Speaker 1 (29:08):
I know she's Jerry Manthey. Wow ye small world. Yeah.
In nineteen ninety one, the album og Original Gangster from
Iced Tea came out. Great album. He's a friend of
the show. He does songs for us. But she wears
short skirts. I wear t shirts.
Speaker 5 (29:25):
She's share capts in the modeles Shure streaming.
Speaker 1 (29:29):
Down the day you wag up and fine and they'll
get forth. Has been here the whole time.
Speaker 10 (29:35):
If you could see it, you don't want who want
to send You've been here.
Speaker 1 (29:40):
On no auto tune here, no.
Speaker 3 (29:44):
Better than Taylor.
Speaker 1 (29:45):
Yeah, and of course he did this for us. Yo.
Speaker 3 (29:48):
This is iced tea with a gangster reading of everyone poops.
Speaker 1 (29:52):
An elephant makes.
Speaker 2 (29:53):
A big poop, a mouse makes a tiny poop, A
one hump camel makes a one hump poop.
Speaker 1 (29:58):
A two humped camel makes a two hun I'm poop
right enough for that, just basic math, So there you go,
Sarah Elise. How about that?
Speaker 3 (30:04):
For the twenty fourth, It's a jam Pat Day, Chris.
Speaker 1 (30:07):
I guess I just a lot going on today.
Speaker 3 (30:11):
Freakyay storm Day
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