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Speaker 1 (00:00):
This morning, I was, you know, living alone. I'm in
this apartment, so and I had I did laundry last night,
so I'm walking you know, this morning, I get up
and take my shower, and I'm walking through my apartment
and naked, Sarah, I.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Don't want to picture right now.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
And I'm going to my my laundry room area, and
I'm thinking, well, you know what, one of these days,
like I'm going to be found dead?
Speaker 3 (00:25):
Now, how do I want to be found dead?
Speaker 4 (00:27):
Definitely not naked.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
Exactly, So you gotta be.
Speaker 4 (00:30):
Are you thinking about being found dead?
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Well, because you want if you're fifty one, you're not
going to just keel over right now.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
You don't know that.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
I think your health is overall pretty good to not
just die.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
You don't, Yeah, but you don't know. You could have
a heart disease or something you don't know about.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
Oh my gosh, I'm thinking mess.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
Because that'll be my luck is to be found in
some embarrassing way. So you're like, you got to prepare, Like,
how do you want to be found if you if
you die? Like I want to just go in my sleep.
Speaker 4 (00:59):
I think everybody wants that.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
Yeah, I can't think of another way, or that I
would want, like you think of all the tragic ways
to die, and I feel like that is the most
popular answer is like how do you want to die?
It's like, oh, peacefully am I sleep when I'm like
seventy five.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
Or some like extreme like crazy way, like like an
airplane just comes falling out of the sky on top
of it.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
Like you want something quick, Yeah, like a cartoon.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
Yeah, like a like a big acme safe.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
Like you're the road runner.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
In a Looney Dude, or like a big piano and
then when like the last second, somebody gets like a
TikTok video me smiling and it's the piano keys.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
Well, since you're not living a cartoon life, hopefully it's
just peacefully in your sleep. When you're old, you don't
think you're going to live to be like one hundred
and five.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
Ever say that to me again. Don't ever curse my
life again.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
I want to die at seventy five.
Speaker 3 (01:57):
I want to die at fifty two.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
Fifty two, yeah, well like a couple months ago.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
Actually, you know what. I want to die.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
Yet I can't die before the end of my contract
because I don't want my family sued by iHeartRadio.
Speaker 4 (02:10):
You would think about that also.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
Yeah, that's right, well, because they would, they would do that.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
They were like, you know, I'm sorry for your loss,
but it's our loss too, so we're suing you. Now
we have nobody to run to board in the morning.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
Oh my gosh, it'll just be Sarah and Sarah Puppet
yeah doom.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
Yeah. And who's going to hit the buttons?
Speaker 4 (02:27):
Sarah Puppet. She's been trained.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
So yeah, those are the things that go through my head.
I'm putting on my socks this one. I'm going I
don't want to be found dead.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
Did you start like quickly getting dressed.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
Yeah, I don't want to be found dead in my
kitchen naked. They walk in and go, look at this
big hairy butt. This guy's dead, and you think.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
You'd fall face forward right, so your butt would be
in the air crutch.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
And then somebody will take up worse.
Speaker 4 (02:51):
Which is worse? Do you want crotch up?
Speaker 3 (02:53):
Or But that's the other thing is I don't want
my crotch up because so bad. Yeah, I know that's
the thing. It's like, how do you to be found.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
Dressed in my bed?
Speaker 3 (03:05):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (03:06):
Sleep, I want to be in a tux in my bed,
tug with my hair all did you don't.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
Go anywhere so you wouldn't be dressed up?
Speaker 3 (03:14):
I know what I want to be prepared for this.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
Just start going about in a tuck for the.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
Funny, you know, for the picture that somebody's gonna end
up taken.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
Like we found him. He was one hundred and five
years old wearing a tuxedo in his bed.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
Here's that douche. I hung up on me in WBN.
Look at him now, ha ha.
Speaker 4 (03:30):
It should have given me a sticker.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
You should have got me those Metallica tickets. You suck.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
I can't believe this is what's going on in your head.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
Look I live alone. That's Sarah Elisia. There's stuff going
on where she's saying she's been what you've been putting
tough places?
Speaker 4 (03:50):
Oh not me.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
Down in Miami, Florida, there's this lady making the heavines
after she tried to smuggle some animal through security. Oh yeah,
let's hear it international ew Is that still a thing?
Are dude still doing that with Gerbils?
Speaker 3 (04:13):
Like this morning?
Speaker 2 (04:14):
Or yeah, like what did you do this morning with yours?
I mean, do the Gerbils live through that?
Speaker 1 (04:24):
Jimmy and Terry are just fine. Uh, Jimmy and Terry
in the dairy air No, We're so.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
I'm serious though, Do they live through that experience? Like
people should have to go to jail for putting gerbils
in that situation.
Speaker 4 (04:44):
I'm going to be sick.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
Let's do it.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
TSA officials say, now, small pets can pass through security checkpoints. However,
they got to be removed from their carriers. Okay, so
in this Facebook post, they said the carrier. In this
Facebook post they said, all right, friends, we cannot emphasize
this enough. Stop hiding animals in weird places on your
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body and then trying to sneak them through airport security.
Turns out this lady, she had two turtles. She tried
to get them through by stuffing both of them down
her brawl. You a lot, a lot of things are
wrong with that. Sadly, one of the turtles did not
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survive this experience, I know, and the other went to
the Florida Wildlife officials wamp wamp from two turtles to none.
Just be smart with your turtles and all of your
animals that you're trying to get to the airport.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
That one died I told you that. I know Sylvester
Stallone has those two turtles still from the first Rocky movie.
Speaker 4 (05:56):
That's impressive.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
Turtles, they live forever. They lived for a while, some
sweaty braw and we know it's really sticky down to Miami.
You think it's hot here. I have a friend that's
a news anchor down there, and it's like one hundred
and twenty and humid and thick and soupy. Yeah, and
you're putting turtles in your brawl.
Speaker 4 (06:17):
Oh, poor guy.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
What if there are snappers and she's like walking through
it's like okay, man, and she just goes.
Speaker 3 (06:27):
No more nip.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
I do think about time. But then I also thought, well,
I guess nobody would notice because turtles are so still, right,
you know, they just.
Speaker 4 (06:39):
Yeah, they get shell shocked.
Speaker 3 (06:41):
Yeah, why did Why didn't she just what? What? Like?
Why did she just have them in a little case
or something?
Speaker 2 (06:46):
People are stupid and she probably thought, I can't get
these things through, like I'm not allowed, so I'll sneak
them in.
Speaker 4 (06:53):
But it's like, now you can bring the animals on,
just do it the right way.
Speaker 3 (06:57):
An patch.
Speaker 4 (07:01):
Turtles?
Speaker 2 (07:03):
Also, like, how long was that thing hanging out on
her brath that he didn't survive.
Speaker 3 (07:07):
Yeah, yeah, that's a pain.
Speaker 4 (07:11):
So the TSA is saying, be smart, everybody.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
Well, like I told you, Timmy and Terry go with
me everywhere when i'm you know, my pet gerbils when
I fly with you right now. I mean, sure, that's
why I don't sit down when I broadcast. But but
it's all right, man. You know, it gets a little wiggling. Sometimes.
They helped me dance.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
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Speaker 3 (07:35):
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Speaker 5 (07:43):
Tani extends to hitting streak the nine games to run
double in the fifth, helping the Dodgers over the Reds
last night five to two. So the winning streak is over.
Red's rookie pitcher Chase Burns third straight game with ten strikeouts,
becoming the second Red's pitcher since nineteen hundred with double
digit strikeouts in three straight starts. The last was Rice
(08:06):
Seally Glacias in twenty fifteen. Game two tonight, Tyler Glass
now up against Nicolodolo. He's coming off that complete game
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to ten. Hunter Green set set to pitch a rehab
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Is even making his way back to the big leagues.
Speaker 4 (08:27):
He's got the growing all good, Right.
Speaker 5 (08:31):
We'll see what happens. Cleveland Guardians closer Emmanuel Classe is
on paid leave part of MLB sports betting investigation. Clause
is the second Cleveland pitcher now to be tied to
this investigation, joining Luis Ortiz. They say the Cleveland team
is going to be called the Cleveland Gamblers next year.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
I like how we're making fun of them. Yet we
had the biggest gambling scandal in the world.
Speaker 5 (08:56):
What are you talking about? We got sad news in Facebook,
sad news and baseball. Ryan Sandberg, the Hall of Fame,
second basement, long time with the Chicago Cubs, passed away
a cancer. He was sixty five. Sandburg National League MVP
in nineteen eighty four, ten time All Star, nine time
Gold Glover, and seven times Silver Slugger.
Speaker 3 (09:15):
And he beat it for a second and then just
jump right back and back.
Speaker 6 (09:19):
Sad.
Speaker 4 (09:19):
That's really young.
Speaker 5 (09:20):
Bengals update. No workouts today for the Bengals at training camp.
You can stay home. It's just team meetings. They're back
on the field tomorrow.
Speaker 3 (09:26):
What if I want to go to the meeting? Well,
you can't, are you? I'm not allowed in there? Oh okay,
I am. I'm the only one that is it sitting
out in.
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You but you weren't five guaranteed money.
Speaker 5 (09:41):
Well, he wants like two or three million or ten
million in guaranteed money before the deal.
Speaker 3 (09:46):
Before what do you He already has a deal. I
know he is a deal, but it doesn't make a difference. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
Oh so I could just go home and go I
want another Yeah, to deal with more guarantee.
Speaker 3 (09:54):
Might just leave right now, Just leave, just play the music.
Speaker 4 (09:56):
Can have to pay like a million dollars in fines
by the time this is all done.
Speaker 3 (10:00):
It can afford it. Yeah. College Football Day too.
Speaker 5 (10:03):
Workouts for our Cincinnata Bearcats at Higher Ground in Indiana
and the Miami Red Hawks opened their workouts today in
beautiful Oxford.
Speaker 4 (10:13):
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uh oh yep, I don't know how to get you
another one.
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Speaker 3 (10:43):
Day Yeah, who day.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
Sing for your seats is what we're doing. Miami University
helping us out with this, and on Friday we will
be picking a winner to sit front row v ip
uh for the Western and Southern WBN fireworks. We've had
some people sending songs, you know them singing over our
talk back. So if you have a song you just
want to belt out, uh, you know, feel free, Sir.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
Christopher, it's not up to us. No, Sarah, Sarah Puppet,
you're sitting right next to me. Look, we've got our
matching Miami University hats on.
Speaker 4 (11:14):
So she's the one that you have to impress.
Speaker 3 (11:16):
Yeah, it's not easy to impress her. Yeah, trust me
on that.
Speaker 4 (11:20):
She's kind of a little divo.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
So feel free, you just start singing, belp it out.
You could use our talkback feature while you're listening online
to Ebian or you see after hours line at five
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call live, but don't call up and go yeah.
Speaker 2 (11:38):
I start singing your heart out, all right.
Speaker 3 (11:41):
So it's simple.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
It goes along with the theme of the Western Souther
WBN Fireworks, which is a uh, which is the fireworks,
the musical Boomsday, the musical.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
Yep, the theme finally announced. We've been sitting on this
one for a long time, so I'm glad that we
finally got that out.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
Which is fun because you know some of the Jurassic
rockers that I call him out there that are all
about you know.
Speaker 4 (12:03):
I know they're like what.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
They're like, how do you not make this about Ozzie.
We decided on this theme like back in December.
Speaker 3 (12:13):
Now we have.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
To plan around it. It takes a long time.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
I like it even more because people are like some
people are mad about it, so.
Speaker 4 (12:21):
I'd like that this is going to be awesome.
Speaker 2 (12:22):
Our program director said, hey, I got to hear the soundtrack.
It's his favorite one yet, so be happy about it.
Speaker 1 (12:28):
Wait, I want to hear it now. I usually don't
want to hear it ahead of time, but I want
to hear it now, because I'm like, well, if it
doesn't cause any more anger, I'm not gonna like it.
I want more anger from the crotchety old Jurassic rockers
that are out there that won't let go of the past.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
I want them lots of negativity on this.
Speaker 3 (12:47):
I want them dead. I want them to live a
full life.
Speaker 2 (12:51):
Sorry, Tyler, good morning, Good morning?
Speaker 3 (12:56):
On What's what's up? What are we stopping for to
talk to you? What? What's so important?
Speaker 6 (13:08):
All?
Speaker 3 (13:08):
I say, We're gonna take a little time out real quick?
What did he say?
Speaker 1 (13:12):
Uh?
Speaker 4 (13:13):
Wait, say one more time? Tyler?
Speaker 2 (13:14):
Please her? T oh kay? Chris was being bad? What
did he do this time? Besides stuff with Gerbils, Timmy
and Perry talking about talking about other stuff?
Speaker 4 (13:36):
What other stuff?
Speaker 3 (13:37):
Tyler?
Speaker 1 (13:38):
You call every day at starting at seven o'clock, and
you know on the screen it says you're you know
what what that you're calling and stuff? And it says
on there how many times you have called all around?
Do you realize it spent over six hundred times?
Speaker 2 (13:52):
What?
Speaker 3 (13:53):
Yes? Do you realize that?
Speaker 6 (13:57):
Tyler?
Speaker 2 (13:59):
Y'all?
Speaker 1 (14:00):
I know, I understand that is drue love. I understand
that no, which is fine, but but but you just
sit there. Oh and now and now it's now the
computers going. No, we're gonna play tunes. So what do
we do now, Tyler?
Speaker 7 (14:20):
I'll do a plan?
Speaker 3 (14:23):
What?
Speaker 4 (14:27):
Oh, a prank? He wants you to prank me?
Speaker 3 (14:30):
All right? You ready?
Speaker 2 (14:31):
I feel like every day in my life is a prank.
Speaker 1 (14:33):
Okay, I'm gonna reach over, I'm gonna grab her. No, look, Sarah,
I got your nose.
Speaker 3 (14:38):
Prank there? Did you like that?
Speaker 8 (14:41):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (14:44):
Whatever it takes to make our listeners happy our friends.
Speaker 3 (14:48):
All right, so you have twenty seconds. Final word right
now from Tyler.
Speaker 4 (14:53):
Go Tyler.
Speaker 3 (14:59):
Yeah, nothing words, final thoughts.
Speaker 4 (15:04):
Five seconds and.
Speaker 2 (15:10):
Those are some good fun words.
Speaker 4 (15:11):
Thank you, Tyler.
Speaker 3 (15:14):
I have a good day. Okay. Bye. O.
Speaker 1 (15:22):
Uh there's this uh, there's this video of this woman
she uh uses. I forgot what it's called. Let me
open it up. Like the initials are called maid or
something like that. But it's a a law that is
happening in a few states where you're allowed if you're
like really really sick and you're you're gonna be dying
or whatever, you can actually use this law where you
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can actually just go and kill yourself. Medical aid and dying.
Speaker 3 (15:49):
It's called.
Speaker 4 (15:51):
And wait and how are people doing this?
Speaker 1 (15:55):
Like there's several ways, like you could just uh you said,
like I know, in like an organ, you can go
inside like this this like tube thing and just laying
this coffin bed thing and then just kind of hit
a button and it inject stuff into you and you
just go away.
Speaker 4 (16:08):
That's so sad.
Speaker 3 (16:09):
Yeah, but if you're ill, but if you.
Speaker 2 (16:12):
Are dealing with something, yeah, that is terminal. I mean,
I see the fine print with this.
Speaker 3 (16:20):
The lady there is uh she put this up or
her family did. She made this video.
Speaker 1 (16:26):
She had like a TikTok page where she was cooking
and all that stuff, and she came down with really
bad cancer and all that and she kind of like
fell off.
Speaker 3 (16:33):
But her family just put.
Speaker 4 (16:34):
This up a final message.
Speaker 9 (16:37):
Yes, I have passed away. Yes, that's the truth of
the matter. I video recorded this so that my daughters
could post it and let you all know what has
gone on. Now. First of all, let's say I'm looking
pretty good for a dead person. Anyhow, that is a
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sad truth. I have. I passed away, and I chose to.
Speaker 2 (17:03):
Use the maid.
Speaker 9 (17:04):
That maid which is medical assistance in dying, and it's
a perfect thing for me. I didn't want to suffer
any longer, and my girls didn't want me to suffer.
Speaker 8 (17:15):
In nor did my friends.
Speaker 9 (17:16):
It wasn't scary. It wasn't scary at all. I just
basically got an id and then nodded off. The truth
of the matter is it's hard for everybody that's left.
So I would love it if you guys could all
rally around each other, and anybody who is upset by
this post know that I'm okay. I am okay. If
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there was a way I could come back and tell
you that I would, but trust me, I am okay.
And I don't want this to take any hope from
any of you out there suffering with cancer or any disease,
because coming up with better and better treatments all the time.
I also wanted to honor all of you and let
you know how much I have loved being one of
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your influencers, being one of your friends, being somebody that
has taken some of my advice from heart to heart,
and some of you have given me great advice. I
love you all. I loved being here. I'll see you
on the other side.
Speaker 4 (18:19):
See Oh my gosh.
Speaker 3 (18:21):
So I signed up for that.
Speaker 4 (18:22):
Oh stop, well, don't need made listen.
Speaker 1 (18:26):
If I hear any more red hot chili peppers or
guns n' roses, I've been going right into that thing.
Speaker 3 (18:31):
I'm going to hit the button.
Speaker 4 (18:32):
See, you are not the client for a situation like this.
Speaker 1 (18:37):
Once I tell these doctors, they'll be like, do you
know how many times I have to hear californication?
Speaker 3 (18:42):
They'll be like, get in the booth immediately.
Speaker 2 (18:45):
Your lives stop. I you know what. I hate to
say it, though, one more time.
Speaker 3 (18:52):
I'm getting in that booth.
Speaker 4 (18:55):
Yes you have. It's so rough.
Speaker 2 (18:59):
There are people that would literally kill to have your
job every day.
Speaker 3 (19:02):
You can have it once I get in that booth.
Speaker 2 (19:05):
Honestly, it's like, if you are dealing with something like
cancer and you know it's not going to get any better,
should be allowed you have some sort of assistance like this,
a medical assistance that you know is going to be
done right. Yes, I get it, and I support it,
I really really do.
Speaker 1 (19:19):
That video should be shown everywhere. There's a list of states.
I don't know where she was from, but I didn't
know that thing existed. I knew an organ they you know,
organs at FT up State. But sometimes they get it
right and they allow people to go do that. They
were like one of the first well.
Speaker 2 (19:34):
And she even said that, you know, her family is
tired of seeing her suffer, her friends and her kids
and whatnot, and and yeah, we don't want to deal
with that.
Speaker 1 (19:42):
How many times have you heard from somebody that said,
oh man, it didn't even look like them when you know,
when they were like on their final leg or whatever.
Speaker 4 (19:50):
That was my grandpa before he passed.
Speaker 2 (19:52):
He was dealing with Alzheimer's and it was awful in
his final few weeks of life. Didn't look anything like them.
Speaker 3 (19:59):
Yeah, so what what why not?
Speaker 4 (20:02):
I mean, I support it, I really do.
Speaker 2 (20:04):
I don't think anybody should like, yeah, it's like they're alive,
but they're not living.
Speaker 4 (20:08):
They're just here.
Speaker 3 (20:09):
I know, I know, I look. I do it every day.
Speaker 1 (20:12):
So I'm gonna right before the fireworks, probably right before
I'll get in that booth thing.
Speaker 2 (20:17):
You are absolutely and you've got it pretty good, Christopher.
Speaker 1 (20:21):
I'll pull I'll just start clicking that button. They'll be
like you got to get in there first, said on the.
Speaker 2 (20:26):
Star getting job applications?
Speaker 1 (20:29):
Can I take over for Chris Trust me, They'll just
put on some recorded show.
Speaker 3 (20:34):
We could say money cool. He killed himself. But Sarah
at least she's a sharp tongue today.
Speaker 4 (20:43):
And I know I'm very feisty, and I.
Speaker 3 (20:46):
Know why mood.
Speaker 2 (20:47):
I had to tell her, why do you think I'm
in a bad mood today?
Speaker 4 (20:52):
Other than having to deal with you?
Speaker 3 (20:53):
No, I had to tell her.
Speaker 2 (20:55):
I told you, why do you have it's shark weik, No,
don't have Jaws over there?
Speaker 3 (21:03):
What do you mean they don't? It's all my stuff.
Speaker 4 (21:07):
It's not an our system. The system. There's got to
be a Jaws tune over I don't use their stuff.
Speaker 3 (21:13):
I want our show to work.
Speaker 4 (21:17):
Hold on, bear with me for a second.
Speaker 3 (21:19):
Shark week is what we call for the ladies, what
I used to call.
Speaker 1 (21:24):
I've been cursed with having all girls in my life
because I must have been a womanizer. Yeah, because I
have in my in my calendar. Yeah, my girls in
my life, my daughters. But their their time starts this week.
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It's not dead on, but it's around now.
Speaker 3 (21:50):
Yeah. Oh I know.
Speaker 2 (21:52):
My last one was July second, So yeah, I'm a
few days a while.
Speaker 1 (21:56):
Ye see, I can always says it. It's what is
it every twenty eight days. Maybe my next contracting, they're
going to go, What do you want to do? Can
I have time off every twenty eight days?
Speaker 2 (22:11):
How do you think I feel sitting in here every
single month feeling like I want to die.
Speaker 3 (22:20):
Every thirty days for me.
Speaker 4 (22:23):
So bad?
Speaker 3 (22:23):
I have a big pills for that.
Speaker 2 (22:26):
Do you miss having dudes in here that don't have
their shark week stuff going on?
Speaker 3 (22:30):
Uh? No, guys are pains in the ass all the time.
Speaker 2 (22:34):
Hey tell me something I don't know.
Speaker 3 (22:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (22:38):
Aside from that, it seems like everywhere we're going there's
a damn tip jar, yes, or a place to leave
a tip on a receipt. Dude, it was like that
everywhere in Vegas. It didn't matter what I was getting.
By the end of the trip, I'm like, I'm not.
I don't want to get anything because I don't want
to tip anybody else. I can't do it.
Speaker 3 (22:56):
I know they do that downstairs now it skips when
you pay with the card thing, and I do because
you know, I love Jesse down there and stuff.
Speaker 2 (23:04):
I do love our Skips friends. And they work hard,
they do, but they're actually working though. I'm talking about. Well,
there's this video that's gone viral. It's on TikTok and
it shows a tip jar that was placed on the
counter of a local us PS down in Florida.
Speaker 3 (23:24):
We've gone to Yeah, the line has been drawn, you know.
Speaker 2 (23:27):
Like I said, they have good jobs. Yeah, I'll tip skips,
but I'm not tipping the USPS.
Speaker 1 (23:32):
No, because listen the post office. I wish I went
for a job. There's a lot of things in life
that I wish I had gone to because you get
great benefits, the benefits, pension, all that stuff.
Speaker 3 (23:43):
God damn, it.
Speaker 4 (23:44):
Keeps you healthy.
Speaker 2 (23:44):
If you're not walking around all day, you don't sweat.
Speaker 1 (23:47):
Every time I come into work where you're like, am
I going to get fired today? Because I actually want
to do my job?
Speaker 9 (23:52):
No?
Speaker 4 (23:53):
We need our mail?
Speaker 1 (23:53):
Yeah, or oh I got a bonus. Now I'm on
the target because I took money from the company.
Speaker 2 (24:01):
So in this viral TikTok video, you can see this
little basket with cash in it, and it's next to
the area where you pay.
Speaker 4 (24:08):
Like the little checkout thing. But I don't know.
Speaker 2 (24:11):
USPS is speaking out and they release a statement. They're like, hey,
our workers are not allowed.
Speaker 4 (24:16):
To accept cash, tips, checks.
Speaker 2 (24:18):
Gift cards anything good unless it's at Christmas time when
the carriers are out. I guess they're allowed to accept
a gift with a value less than twenty bucks. So
what this person or people did at this USPS down
in Florida, it's actually illegal good. So I'm not sure
why they would get that set up. I'm sure now
they might be out of a job for doing that.
Speaker 3 (24:39):
But I don't want that.
Speaker 2 (24:40):
It's like, we can't be tipping the USPS now, this
is just too much.
Speaker 1 (24:43):
I don't want that, but I don't want anybody to
lose their job because it's hard to get another job.
Speaker 3 (24:47):
But he had a tipping man, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (24:50):
I worked with a guy that used to leave money
on the bed in a hotel room because he says,
you got a tip that.
Speaker 3 (24:55):
I'm like, what, I've never heard of that.
Speaker 4 (24:56):
But do you leave tips at the hotel?
Speaker 2 (24:58):
No, I've never won done that unless it's the all
inclusive and we'll tip at the end a little bit,
but it's like we already paid the rate for the
entire all inclusive Just.
Speaker 3 (25:10):
So do I pay on my do I pay a
tip on my rent to.
Speaker 1 (25:14):
I'm sure pay the manager, the tip the manager at
the at the apartment building.
Speaker 3 (25:19):
Thanks.
Speaker 4 (25:19):
Yes, everybody is getting tipped.
Speaker 3 (25:22):
Now where do I where does it stop?
Speaker 2 (25:23):
Do we get tipped?
Speaker 3 (25:26):
Yeah, here's a tip change careers.
Speaker 2 (25:29):
That mommy Sarah at least one two eight.
Speaker 4 (25:33):
But yeah, I don't know. I don't understand this. Everybody's
getting tipped now.
Speaker 3 (25:36):
Yeah, I don't know where.
Speaker 1 (25:37):
Like, what about a guy that comes and picks up
your car when it's broke down?
Speaker 3 (25:42):
The tow truck driver? How come we don't tip that guy?
Speaker 4 (25:45):
I think you kind of do, don't you?
Speaker 3 (25:47):
I never have. I mean, nobody says anything about it.
Speaker 2 (25:49):
Oh, I'm thinking because I just had that situation up
in a couple months. Could I don't think I did right?
I think I had to buy a whole new tie.
That's expensive enough as it is.
Speaker 6 (25:58):
So who is this? Say?
Speaker 3 (26:00):
Who's to get tipped? Look?
Speaker 1 (26:01):
So why why is it that the Starbucks girl get
a person? I should say, or guy? Who is why?
Speaker 4 (26:06):
I use the apps? I don't pay?
Speaker 6 (26:08):
Why?
Speaker 1 (26:08):
Why but they have the thing at the window? Why
did they get tipped? And that the tow truck driver doesn't?
And then why does the uber guy get it? And
the tow truck driver doesn't or you know, well.
Speaker 2 (26:19):
Why are we tipping uber drivers?
Speaker 3 (26:20):
I don't know. I don't know the answer.
Speaker 2 (26:22):
I probably have a low rating because a lot of
times I skip that option.
Speaker 4 (26:26):
Don't get mad, but I skip it.
Speaker 2 (26:28):
I'm like, I already paid twenty five bucks to go
half a mile just so I'm I will I'm home safe.
Speaker 3 (26:33):
I will tip when I will tip. If the guy
does not talk to.
Speaker 4 (26:38):
Me, oh, please don't talk to me anybird.
Speaker 2 (26:42):
When we were in Vegas, everybody was like a tour
guide because they knew we weren't from the I don't
want to talk, and it was.
Speaker 4 (26:49):
Non stop chatter.
Speaker 2 (26:50):
I'm like, look, it's one o'clock in the morning, you
don't need a tour.
Speaker 1 (26:53):
If you're talking to me, I will not tip, but like,
same with it if I'm at aarrestaurant. I'll always tip
at a restaurant, but I will tip a ton.
Speaker 2 (27:01):
Oh I'm a good restaurant tip.
Speaker 3 (27:02):
Yeah, that's for sure.
Speaker 1 (27:03):
I will tip fifty or maybe even over if you
come up and if I'm talking to somebody and you
wait till I'm done talking and then you say okay.
Speaker 3 (27:14):
But there's ones that come up and they just interrupt
mid bite.
Speaker 4 (27:17):
Yeah, and I haven't even had my first bite yet.
Speaker 2 (27:20):
But as somebody, I worked in the restaurant industry for
like I don't even know, eight ten years whatever it was.
So I'm a good restaurant tipper, like a sit down person.
But I'm not tipping in the drive through.
Speaker 3 (27:30):
No, it should. There should.
Speaker 4 (27:31):
It's weird to me.
Speaker 1 (27:32):
There needs to be a uh And I would go
to you know, people to call in and tell us
what the like?
Speaker 3 (27:38):
Where the like? It should be blue collar?
Speaker 4 (27:40):
Where do we draw the line with the tipping.
Speaker 1 (27:42):
It should be blue collar. It should be guys that
like people I should say that show up or do
it for like a physical thing that should be tipped first,
Like I said, like a tow truck driver or something
like that should be tipped first before handing over a
coffee or pushing a bag over at the drive or
at the at the B dubs or something that should
be that. Those are the people that should be tipped
first before all these other people. All right, I would
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go to to the phones and people calling, but they
just want free stop, so.
Speaker 4 (28:10):
I don't there's a tip, Just give me something free.
Speaker 3 (28:13):
We won't do.
Speaker 1 (28:14):
That, so we'll just come up with our own I guess,
but anyways, thank you, Sarah Lee.
Speaker 10 (28:19):
I grew up in the Eastern time zone. I now
live in the Pacific time zone, and what's weird living
out there? When anybody from the Eastern time zone leaves
a voice message, they always feel they have to compute
the time difference.
Speaker 3 (28:33):
I'm always getting messages.
Speaker 10 (28:34):
Hey, Brian, it's four o'clock my time.
Speaker 3 (28:38):
That's one o'clock your time.
Speaker 10 (28:46):
I know what time it is where I am. I
have a friend who does that all the time. He
recently left this message, Brian, do me I for ever
call me back. I'm going to be out for about
twenty minutes of my time. That's uh, just call me back.
(29:08):
When I was a kid, it was weird learning about
time zones, learning that there were twenty four around the world.
I looked at a globe and saw all the lines
met at the top, and I thought, what time.
Speaker 9 (29:19):
Is it up there?
Speaker 3 (29:21):
Could you put your hand on the.
Speaker 10 (29:23):
Pole and walk around one o'clock, two o'clock, pay cock,
ha cock, five cock, fIF o'cock.
Speaker 3 (29:33):
You know what's funny about that? This is just a
little dude.
Speaker 4 (29:44):
Everything is funny about that.
Speaker 1 (29:46):
Brian Reagan is awesome. I love that guy and he's
a super nice guy when you meet him.
Speaker 3 (29:53):
And I used to.
Speaker 1 (29:53):
Play him on the radio, and I've worked everywhere, but
in Philadelphia. I would play him and people would complain
listen to this reason because he didn't curse. Why do
you play him? He doesn't swear?
Speaker 4 (30:06):
Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (30:07):
Some of my favorite comedians are coming, like Jim kath
again and Jerry Seinfeld. You don't really hear a lot
of cursing from those guys.
Speaker 1 (30:14):
Well that's the thing. Well, Dave gives you an idea.
You need to play more stuff than you play more
stuffer they swear.
Speaker 2 (30:20):
If you have to use the bus, then you're just
not that funny. If you can keep it clean and
still be funny, then you're doing something right. Like our
guy Nate Bergazzi. I saw him back at Heritage Bank
Center a few months ago. Hilarious, and he really emphasizes
being a clean, clean comedian.
Speaker 1 (30:37):
So well, I was got like Brian, Uh, Reagan doesn't
come out and have to go oh I'm clean.
Speaker 2 (30:43):
He just he just goes out there.
Speaker 3 (30:44):
He is, yeah, speaking up.
Speaker 1 (30:47):
You know, Jay Leno just came out.
Speaker 9 (30:50):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (30:50):
You know, first of all. I am a huge Dave
Letterman fan. Now, Dave Letterman came out and just toast,
like just roasted CBS for what they're doing to Stephen Colbert. Now,
I don't agree with what Dave said. Uh, and I
love Dave, you know, Dave Letterman, and but Dave Letterman
always roasted CBS. So I think he's just got a
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thing against CBS.
Speaker 11 (31:11):
Now.
Speaker 1 (31:11):
I don't know if he's why he's roasting he never
he just kind of is trashing him. I think it's
mostly because they're destroying the Late Show and instead of
going in and trying to fix it or just kind
of firing the whole thing, Which if that's what he's.
Speaker 4 (31:26):
Saying, then I get I get what he's saying.
Speaker 3 (31:29):
Yeah, so that's fine.
Speaker 1 (31:31):
But Jay Leno is saying what I've always been saying,
which is, you know, go why would you want to
go on and do a show kind of like what
the thing I kind of do on here, which is
I try to I want everybody listening. There is not
enough people. There's so much competition with like streaming, this
is ghost or TV too, streaming everything all this stuff
(31:53):
out there. Why do you want to just try to
alienate anybody. Just go on to just be funny to everybody,
your best to be funny everybody. Why do you want
to go on and pick a side and then just
toast and just destroy the other side. You're you're aliening
half your audience, right, And that's what Steven Colbert was doing.
And it comes down, honestly to the bottom line ratings
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and revenue. And obviously CBS is like, we're not making
any money, goodbye.
Speaker 3 (32:19):
So that's it.
Speaker 1 (32:21):
And then there was a thing over the weekend where
there were he wasn't putting it together, but somebody was
putting together a big thing where they were going to
have a rally the state to save Stephen Colbert. And
it was in the New York Post.
Speaker 4 (32:33):
Is that really going to do anything?
Speaker 11 (32:35):
Well?
Speaker 1 (32:35):
And they did a thing in the New York Post
and they said, twenty people showed up to it Saturday.
Speaker 2 (32:42):
How many people do you think we.
Speaker 3 (32:43):
Would have none unless we were giving out free stuff.
Speaker 1 (32:46):
But if we weren't working, they we wouldn't have anything
to give away, so no one would show up for it.
Speaker 3 (32:50):
Trust me, nobody.
Speaker 4 (32:51):
Cares and anybody bachaus no because.
Speaker 1 (32:54):
They know whoever is in here next would be giving
out free stuff so they wouldn't show up. Now, let's
review the but it's on late night. Okay, here's some
of the late night jokers.
Speaker 7 (33:05):
Meanwhile, in Florida, a Chuck E Cheese employee in full
costume was arrested for credit card fraud. So for anyone
else currently dressed as Chuck E Cheese, this is a
sobering reminder that your life could get worse.
Speaker 8 (33:19):
And inmate at a New Orleans jail was mistakenly released
on Friday after authorities confused him with another prisoner with
a similar name. So congratulations to Maxwell's Ghislaine.
Speaker 10 (33:33):
Russia just started direct flights between Moscow and North Korea.
It's one of those rare trips where the fun part
really is the journey and not the destination.
Speaker 3 (33:43):
You probably heard that.
Speaker 7 (33:44):
You're supposed to get like ten thousand steps a day,
but according to new research, just seven thousand steps a
day could be enough to improve your health.
Speaker 2 (33:51):
Do I hear six?
Speaker 7 (33:54):
It really sounds like scientists have lowered their expectations for us.
Explains why the new Surgeon General Morning on cigarettes says
do not smoke during pregnancy unless it's your second kid.
Speaker 6 (34:03):
Then what else?
Speaker 3 (34:09):
Collar you're on the air. Hello. Oh I don't want
to be on the air. Oh well, thank god you
called the radio station.
Speaker 4 (34:16):
Why did you call that?
Speaker 6 (34:18):
I don't know?
Speaker 4 (34:19):
Oh, well, what's going on?
Speaker 3 (34:22):
Wait?
Speaker 6 (34:22):
What?
Speaker 5 (34:22):
What?
Speaker 1 (34:23):
Why did you call that? What did you call to discuss?
If you're calling a radio station?
Speaker 3 (34:27):
Well, I meant to call B one of O. Well
that's a radio station too.
Speaker 11 (34:33):
Oh I don't tell uh oh she Oh god, I
was gonna tell the girl how to save money on
Uber each because when I was in Chilli coffee headed
the olive garden, I've seen the driver.
Speaker 3 (34:49):
Had you go call them?
Speaker 6 (34:51):
And oh Sarah Puppet, Oh, Sarah Puppet, can't you se
I've never got to see the Southern Western fireworks, So
won't you please be sweet to me and let me
sit right up front for the fireworks? Thank you, Sarah Puppet.
Speaker 2 (35:15):
Okay, I mean, other than saying western and Southern, I
appreciate you calling up and just singing your heart out
for us.
Speaker 3 (35:24):
Yeah, we'll put him in the hopper for sure.
Speaker 4 (35:25):
Yeah, maybe Sarah Puppet will pick you on Friday.
Speaker 3 (35:28):
He's definitely in the running.
This morning, I was, you know, living alone. I'm in
this apartment, so and I had I did laundry last night,
so I'm walking you know, this morning, I get up
and take my shower, and I'm walking through my apartment
and naked, Sarah, I.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Don't want to picture right now.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
And I'm going to my my laundry room area, and
I'm thinking, well, you know what, one of these days,
like I'm going to be found dead?
Speaker 3 (00:25):
Now, how do I want to be found dead?
Speaker 4 (00:27):
Definitely not naked.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
Exactly, So you gotta be.
Speaker 4 (00:30):
Are you thinking about being found dead?
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Well, because you want if you're fifty one, you're not
going to just keel over right now.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
You don't know that.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
I think your health is overall pretty good to not
just die.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
You don't, Yeah, but you don't know. You could have
a heart disease or something you don't know about.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
Oh my gosh, I'm thinking mess.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
Because that'll be my luck is to be found in
some embarrassing way. So you're like, you got to prepare, Like,
how do you want to be found if you if
you die? Like I want to just go in my sleep.
Speaker 4 (00:59):
I think everybody wants that.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
Yeah, I can't think of another way, or that I
would want, like you think of all the tragic ways
to die, and I feel like that is the most
popular answer is like how do you want to die?
It's like, oh, peacefully am I sleep when I'm like
seventy five.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
Or some like extreme like crazy way, like like an
airplane just comes falling out of the sky on top
of it.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
Like you want something quick, Yeah, like a cartoon.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
Yeah, like a like a big acme safe.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
Like you're the road runner.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
In a Looney Dude, or like a big piano and
then when like the last second, somebody gets like a
TikTok video me smiling and it's the piano keys.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
Well, since you're not living a cartoon life, hopefully it's
just peacefully in your sleep. When you're old, you don't
think you're going to live to be like one hundred
and five.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
Ever say that to me again. Don't ever curse my
life again.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
I want to die at seventy five.
Speaker 3 (01:57):
I want to die at fifty two.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
Fifty two, yeah, well like a couple months ago.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
Actually, you know what. I want to die.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
Yet I can't die before the end of my contract
because I don't want my family sued by iHeartRadio.
Speaker 4 (02:10):
You would think about that also.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
Yeah, that's right, well, because they would, they would do that.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
They were like, you know, I'm sorry for your loss,
but it's our loss too, so we're suing you. Now
we have nobody to run to board in the morning.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
Oh my gosh, it'll just be Sarah and Sarah Puppet
yeah doom.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
Yeah. And who's going to hit the buttons?
Speaker 4 (02:27):
Sarah Puppet. She's been trained.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
So yeah, those are the things that go through my head.
I'm putting on my socks this one. I'm going I
don't want to be found dead.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
Did you start like quickly getting dressed.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
Yeah, I don't want to be found dead in my
kitchen naked. They walk in and go, look at this
big hairy butt. This guy's dead, and you think.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
You'd fall face forward right, so your butt would be
in the air crutch.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
And then somebody will take up worse.
Speaker 4 (02:51):
Which is worse? Do you want crotch up?
Speaker 3 (02:53):
Or But that's the other thing is I don't want
my crotch up because so bad. Yeah, I know that's
the thing. It's like, how do you to be found.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
Dressed in my bed?
Speaker 3 (03:05):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (03:06):
Sleep, I want to be in a tux in my bed,
tug with my hair all did you don't.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
Go anywhere so you wouldn't be dressed up?
Speaker 3 (03:14):
I know what I want to be prepared for this.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
Just start going about in a tuck for the.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
Funny, you know, for the picture that somebody's gonna end
up taken.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
Like we found him. He was one hundred and five
years old wearing a tuxedo in his bed.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
Here's that douche. I hung up on me in WBN.
Look at him now, ha ha.
Speaker 4 (03:30):
It should have given me a sticker.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
You should have got me those Metallica tickets. You suck.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
I can't believe this is what's going on in your head.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
Look I live alone. That's Sarah Elisia. There's stuff going
on where she's saying she's been what you've been putting
tough places?
Speaker 4 (03:50):
Oh not me.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
Down in Miami, Florida, there's this lady making the heavines
after she tried to smuggle some animal through security. Oh yeah,
let's hear it international ew Is that still a thing?
Are dude still doing that with Gerbils?
Speaker 3 (04:13):
Like this morning?
Speaker 2 (04:14):
Or yeah, like what did you do this morning with yours?
I mean, do the Gerbils live through that?
Speaker 1 (04:24):
Jimmy and Terry are just fine. Uh, Jimmy and Terry
in the dairy air No, We're so.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
I'm serious though, Do they live through that experience? Like
people should have to go to jail for putting gerbils
in that situation.
Speaker 4 (04:44):
I'm going to be sick.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
Let's do it.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
TSA officials say, now, small pets can pass through security checkpoints. However,
they got to be removed from their carriers. Okay, so
in this Facebook post, they said the carrier. In this
Facebook post they said, all right, friends, we cannot emphasize
this enough. Stop hiding animals in weird places on your
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body and then trying to sneak them through airport security.
Turns out this lady, she had two turtles. She tried
to get them through by stuffing both of them down
her brawl. You a lot, a lot of things are
wrong with that. Sadly, one of the turtles did not
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survive this experience, I know, and the other went to
the Florida Wildlife officials wamp wamp from two turtles to none.
Just be smart with your turtles and all of your
animals that you're trying to get to the airport.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
That one died I told you that. I know Sylvester
Stallone has those two turtles still from the first Rocky movie.
Speaker 4 (05:56):
That's impressive.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
Turtles, they live forever. They lived for a while, some
sweaty braw and we know it's really sticky down to Miami.
You think it's hot here. I have a friend that's
a news anchor down there, and it's like one hundred
and twenty and humid and thick and soupy. Yeah, and
you're putting turtles in your brawl.
Speaker 4 (06:17):
Oh, poor guy.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
What if there are snappers and she's like walking through
it's like okay, man, and she just goes.
Speaker 3 (06:27):
No more nip.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
I do think about time. But then I also thought, well,
I guess nobody would notice because turtles are so still, right,
you know, they just.
Speaker 4 (06:39):
Yeah, they get shell shocked.
Speaker 3 (06:41):
Yeah, why did Why didn't she just what? What? Like?
Why did she just have them in a little case
or something?
Speaker 2 (06:46):
People are stupid and she probably thought, I can't get
these things through, like I'm not allowed, so I'll sneak
them in.
Speaker 4 (06:53):
But it's like, now you can bring the animals on,
just do it the right way.
Speaker 3 (06:57):
An patch.
Speaker 4 (07:01):
Turtles?
Speaker 2 (07:03):
Also, like, how long was that thing hanging out on
her brath that he didn't survive.
Speaker 3 (07:07):
Yeah, yeah, that's a pain.
Speaker 4 (07:11):
So the TSA is saying, be smart, everybody.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
Well, like I told you, Timmy and Terry go with
me everywhere when i'm you know, my pet gerbils when
I fly with you right now. I mean, sure, that's
why I don't sit down when I broadcast. But but
it's all right, man. You know, it gets a little wiggling. Sometimes.
They helped me dance.
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Tani extends to hitting streak the nine games to run
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Red's rookie pitcher Chase Burns third straight game with ten strikeouts,
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to ten. Hunter Green set set to pitch a rehab
assignment tonight for Triple A Louisville. They play in Omaha.
Is even making his way back to the big leagues.
Speaker 4 (08:27):
He's got the growing all good, Right.
Speaker 5 (08:31):
We'll see what happens. Cleveland Guardians closer Emmanuel Classe is
on paid leave part of MLB sports betting investigation. Clause
is the second Cleveland pitcher now to be tied to
this investigation, joining Luis Ortiz. They say the Cleveland team
is going to be called the Cleveland Gamblers next year.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
I like how we're making fun of them. Yet we
had the biggest gambling scandal in the world.
Speaker 5 (08:56):
What are you talking about? We got sad news in Facebook,
sad news and baseball. Ryan Sandberg, the Hall of Fame,
second basement, long time with the Chicago Cubs, passed away
a cancer. He was sixty five. Sandburg National League MVP
in nineteen eighty four, ten time All Star, nine time
Gold Glover, and seven times Silver Slugger.
Speaker 3 (09:15):
And he beat it for a second and then just
jump right back and back.
Speaker 6 (09:19):
Sad.
Speaker 4 (09:19):
That's really young.
Speaker 5 (09:20):
Bengals update. No workouts today for the Bengals at training camp.
You can stay home. It's just team meetings. They're back
on the field tomorrow.
Speaker 3 (09:26):
What if I want to go to the meeting? Well,
you can't, are you? I'm not allowed in there? Oh okay,
I am. I'm the only one that is it sitting
out in.
Speaker 2 (09:36):
You but you weren't five guaranteed money.
Speaker 5 (09:41):
Well, he wants like two or three million or ten
million in guaranteed money before the deal.
Speaker 3 (09:46):
Before what do you He already has a deal. I
know he is a deal, but it doesn't make a difference. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
Oh so I could just go home and go I
want another Yeah, to deal with more guarantee.
Speaker 3 (09:54):
Might just leave right now, Just leave, just play the music.
Speaker 4 (09:56):
Can have to pay like a million dollars in fines
by the time this is all done.
Speaker 3 (10:00):
It can afford it. Yeah. College Football Day too.
Speaker 5 (10:03):
Workouts for our Cincinnata Bearcats at Higher Ground in Indiana
and the Miami Red Hawks opened their workouts today in
beautiful Oxford.
Speaker 4 (10:13):
Baby, can go.
Speaker 5 (10:13):
You can go in there in Oxford. I'm sure they
got Penn Station, East Coast sub.
Speaker 3 (10:17):
Ta got them everywhere.
Speaker 5 (10:18):
Dude, it's all the dude handcrafted subs fries and had
beautiful lemon.
Speaker 3 (10:25):
Amen, amen to that.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
The little site, the little thing is deleted off my
uh oh yep, I don't know how to get you
another one.
Speaker 5 (10:32):
Yeah, I guess order online today at Penn Station East
Coast subs. It's all about good taste. Oh yeah, right
here on the home and it hits and one O two
seven day.
Speaker 3 (10:43):
Day Yeah, who day.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
Sing for your seats is what we're doing. Miami University
helping us out with this, and on Friday we will
be picking a winner to sit front row v ip
uh for the Western and Southern WBN fireworks. We've had
some people sending songs, you know them singing over our
talk back. So if you have a song you just
want to belt out, uh, you know, feel free, Sir.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
Christopher, it's not up to us. No, Sarah, Sarah Puppet,
you're sitting right next to me. Look, we've got our
matching Miami University hats on.
Speaker 4 (11:14):
So she's the one that you have to impress.
Speaker 3 (11:16):
Yeah, it's not easy to impress her. Yeah, trust me
on that.
Speaker 4 (11:20):
She's kind of a little divo.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
So feel free, you just start singing, belp it out.
You could use our talkback feature while you're listening online
to Ebian or you see after hours line at five
one three eight, one three, seven, nine seventy nine, or
call live, but don't call up and go yeah.
Speaker 2 (11:38):
I start singing your heart out, all right.
Speaker 3 (11:41):
So it's simple.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
It goes along with the theme of the Western Souther
WBN Fireworks, which is a uh, which is the fireworks,
the musical Boomsday, the musical.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
Yep, the theme finally announced. We've been sitting on this
one for a long time, so I'm glad that we
finally got that out.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
Which is fun because you know some of the Jurassic
rockers that I call him out there that are all
about you know.
Speaker 4 (12:03):
I know they're like what.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
They're like, how do you not make this about Ozzie.
We decided on this theme like back in December.
Speaker 3 (12:13):
Now we have.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
To plan around it. It takes a long time.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
I like it even more because people are like some
people are mad about it, so.
Speaker 4 (12:21):
I'd like that this is going to be awesome.
Speaker 2 (12:22):
Our program director said, hey, I got to hear the soundtrack.
It's his favorite one yet, so be happy about it.
Speaker 1 (12:28):
Wait, I want to hear it now. I usually don't
want to hear it ahead of time, but I want
to hear it now, because I'm like, well, if it
doesn't cause any more anger, I'm not gonna like it.
I want more anger from the crotchety old Jurassic rockers
that are out there that won't let go of the past.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
I want them lots of negativity on this.
Speaker 3 (12:47):
I want them dead. I want them to live a
full life.
Speaker 2 (12:51):
Sorry, Tyler, good morning, Good morning?
Speaker 3 (12:56):
On What's what's up? What are we stopping for to
talk to you? What? What's so important?
Speaker 6 (13:08):
All?
Speaker 3 (13:08):
I say, We're gonna take a little time out real quick?
What did he say?
Speaker 1 (13:12):
Uh?
Speaker 4 (13:13):
Wait, say one more time? Tyler?
Speaker 2 (13:14):
Please her? T oh kay? Chris was being bad? What
did he do this time? Besides stuff with Gerbils, Timmy
and Perry talking about talking about other stuff?
Speaker 4 (13:36):
What other stuff?
Speaker 3 (13:37):
Tyler?
Speaker 1 (13:38):
You call every day at starting at seven o'clock, and
you know on the screen it says you're you know
what what that you're calling and stuff? And it says
on there how many times you have called all around?
Do you realize it spent over six hundred times?
Speaker 2 (13:52):
What?
Speaker 3 (13:53):
Yes? Do you realize that?
Speaker 6 (13:57):
Tyler?
Speaker 2 (13:59):
Y'all?
Speaker 1 (14:00):
I know, I understand that is drue love. I understand
that no, which is fine, but but but you just
sit there. Oh and now and now it's now the
computers going. No, we're gonna play tunes. So what do
we do now, Tyler?
Speaker 7 (14:20):
I'll do a plan?
Speaker 3 (14:23):
What?
Speaker 4 (14:27):
Oh, a prank? He wants you to prank me?
Speaker 3 (14:30):
All right? You ready?
Speaker 2 (14:31):
I feel like every day in my life is a prank.
Speaker 1 (14:33):
Okay, I'm gonna reach over, I'm gonna grab her. No, look, Sarah,
I got your nose.
Speaker 3 (14:38):
Prank there? Did you like that?
Speaker 8 (14:41):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (14:44):
Whatever it takes to make our listeners happy our friends.
Speaker 3 (14:48):
All right, so you have twenty seconds. Final word right
now from Tyler.
Speaker 4 (14:53):
Go Tyler.
Speaker 3 (14:59):
Yeah, nothing words, final thoughts.
Speaker 4 (15:04):
Five seconds and.
Speaker 2 (15:10):
Those are some good fun words.
Speaker 4 (15:11):
Thank you, Tyler.
Speaker 3 (15:14):
I have a good day. Okay. Bye. O.
Speaker 1 (15:22):
Uh there's this uh, there's this video of this woman
she uh uses. I forgot what it's called. Let me
open it up. Like the initials are called maid or
something like that. But it's a a law that is
happening in a few states where you're allowed if you're
like really really sick and you're you're gonna be dying
or whatever, you can actually use this law where you
(15:44):
can actually just go and kill yourself. Medical aid and dying.
Speaker 3 (15:49):
It's called.
Speaker 4 (15:51):
And wait and how are people doing this?
Speaker 1 (15:55):
Like there's several ways, like you could just uh you said,
like I know, in like an organ, you can go
inside like this this like tube thing and just laying
this coffin bed thing and then just kind of hit
a button and it inject stuff into you and you
just go away.
Speaker 4 (16:08):
That's so sad.
Speaker 3 (16:09):
Yeah, but if you're ill, but if you.
Speaker 2 (16:12):
Are dealing with something, yeah, that is terminal. I mean,
I see the fine print with this.
Speaker 3 (16:20):
The lady there is uh she put this up or
her family did. She made this video.
Speaker 1 (16:26):
She had like a TikTok page where she was cooking
and all that stuff, and she came down with really
bad cancer and all that and she kind of like
fell off.
Speaker 3 (16:33):
But her family just put.
Speaker 4 (16:34):
This up a final message.
Speaker 9 (16:37):
Yes, I have passed away. Yes, that's the truth of
the matter. I video recorded this so that my daughters
could post it and let you all know what has
gone on. Now. First of all, let's say I'm looking
pretty good for a dead person. Anyhow, that is a
(16:58):
sad truth. I have. I passed away, and I chose to.
Speaker 2 (17:03):
Use the maid.
Speaker 9 (17:04):
That maid which is medical assistance in dying, and it's
a perfect thing for me. I didn't want to suffer
any longer, and my girls didn't want me to suffer.
Speaker 8 (17:15):
In nor did my friends.
Speaker 9 (17:16):
It wasn't scary. It wasn't scary at all. I just
basically got an id and then nodded off. The truth
of the matter is it's hard for everybody that's left.
So I would love it if you guys could all
rally around each other, and anybody who is upset by
this post know that I'm okay. I am okay. If
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there was a way I could come back and tell
you that I would, but trust me, I am okay.
And I don't want this to take any hope from
any of you out there suffering with cancer or any disease,
because coming up with better and better treatments all the time.
I also wanted to honor all of you and let
you know how much I have loved being one of
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your influencers, being one of your friends, being somebody that
has taken some of my advice from heart to heart,
and some of you have given me great advice. I
love you all. I loved being here. I'll see you
on the other side.
Speaker 4 (18:19):
See Oh my gosh.
Speaker 3 (18:21):
So I signed up for that.
Speaker 4 (18:22):
Oh stop, well, don't need made listen.
Speaker 1 (18:26):
If I hear any more red hot chili peppers or
guns n' roses, I've been going right into that thing.
Speaker 3 (18:31):
I'm going to hit the button.
Speaker 4 (18:32):
See, you are not the client for a situation like this.
Speaker 1 (18:37):
Once I tell these doctors, they'll be like, do you
know how many times I have to hear californication?
Speaker 3 (18:42):
They'll be like, get in the booth immediately.
Speaker 2 (18:45):
Your lives stop. I you know what. I hate to
say it, though, one more time.
Speaker 3 (18:52):
I'm getting in that booth.
Speaker 4 (18:55):
Yes you have. It's so rough.
Speaker 2 (18:59):
There are people that would literally kill to have your
job every day.
Speaker 3 (19:02):
You can have it once I get in that booth.
Speaker 2 (19:05):
Honestly, it's like, if you are dealing with something like
cancer and you know it's not going to get any better,
should be allowed you have some sort of assistance like this,
a medical assistance that you know is going to be
done right. Yes, I get it, and I support it,
I really really do.
Speaker 1 (19:19):
That video should be shown everywhere. There's a list of states.
I don't know where she was from, but I didn't
know that thing existed. I knew an organ they you know,
organs at FT up State. But sometimes they get it
right and they allow people to go do that. They
were like one of the first well.
Speaker 2 (19:34):
And she even said that, you know, her family is
tired of seeing her suffer, her friends and her kids
and whatnot, and and yeah, we don't want to deal
with that.
Speaker 1 (19:42):
How many times have you heard from somebody that said,
oh man, it didn't even look like them when you know,
when they were like on their final leg or whatever.
Speaker 4 (19:50):
That was my grandpa before he passed.
Speaker 2 (19:52):
He was dealing with Alzheimer's and it was awful in
his final few weeks of life. Didn't look anything like them.
Speaker 3 (19:59):
Yeah, so what what why not?
Speaker 4 (20:02):
I mean, I support it, I really do.
Speaker 2 (20:04):
I don't think anybody should like, yeah, it's like they're alive,
but they're not living.
Speaker 4 (20:08):
They're just here.
Speaker 3 (20:09):
I know, I know, I look. I do it every day.
Speaker 1 (20:12):
So I'm gonna right before the fireworks, probably right before
I'll get in that booth thing.
Speaker 2 (20:17):
You are absolutely and you've got it pretty good, Christopher.
Speaker 1 (20:21):
I'll pull I'll just start clicking that button. They'll be
like you got to get in there first, said on the.
Speaker 2 (20:26):
Star getting job applications?
Speaker 1 (20:29):
Can I take over for Chris Trust me, They'll just
put on some recorded show.
Speaker 3 (20:34):
We could say money cool. He killed himself. But Sarah
at least she's a sharp tongue today.
Speaker 4 (20:43):
And I know I'm very feisty, and I.
Speaker 3 (20:46):
Know why mood.
Speaker 2 (20:47):
I had to tell her, why do you think I'm
in a bad mood today?
Speaker 4 (20:52):
Other than having to deal with you?
Speaker 3 (20:53):
No, I had to tell her.
Speaker 2 (20:55):
I told you, why do you have it's shark weik, No,
don't have Jaws over there?
Speaker 3 (21:03):
What do you mean they don't? It's all my stuff.
Speaker 4 (21:07):
It's not an our system. The system. There's got to
be a Jaws tune over I don't use their stuff.
Speaker 3 (21:13):
I want our show to work.
Speaker 4 (21:17):
Hold on, bear with me for a second.
Speaker 3 (21:19):
Shark week is what we call for the ladies, what
I used to call.
Speaker 1 (21:24):
I've been cursed with having all girls in my life
because I must have been a womanizer. Yeah, because I
have in my in my calendar. Yeah, my girls in
my life, my daughters. But their their time starts this week.
(21:48):
It's not dead on, but it's around now.
Speaker 3 (21:50):
Yeah. Oh I know.
Speaker 2 (21:52):
My last one was July second, So yeah, I'm a
few days a while.
Speaker 1 (21:56):
Ye see, I can always says it. It's what is
it every twenty eight days. Maybe my next contracting, they're
going to go, What do you want to do? Can
I have time off every twenty eight days?
Speaker 2 (22:11):
How do you think I feel sitting in here every
single month feeling like I want to die.
Speaker 3 (22:20):
Every thirty days for me.
Speaker 4 (22:23):
So bad?
Speaker 3 (22:23):
I have a big pills for that.
Speaker 2 (22:26):
Do you miss having dudes in here that don't have
their shark week stuff going on?
Speaker 3 (22:30):
Uh? No, guys are pains in the ass all the time.
Speaker 2 (22:34):
Hey tell me something I don't know.
Speaker 3 (22:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (22:38):
Aside from that, it seems like everywhere we're going there's
a damn tip jar, yes, or a place to leave
a tip on a receipt. Dude, it was like that
everywhere in Vegas. It didn't matter what I was getting.
By the end of the trip, I'm like, I'm not.
I don't want to get anything because I don't want
to tip anybody else. I can't do it.
Speaker 3 (22:56):
I know they do that downstairs now it skips when
you pay with the card thing, and I do because
you know, I love Jesse down there and stuff.
Speaker 2 (23:04):
I do love our Skips friends. And they work hard,
they do, but they're actually working though. I'm talking about. Well,
there's this video that's gone viral. It's on TikTok and
it shows a tip jar that was placed on the
counter of a local us PS down in Florida.
Speaker 3 (23:24):
We've gone to Yeah, the line has been drawn, you know.
Speaker 2 (23:27):
Like I said, they have good jobs. Yeah, I'll tip skips,
but I'm not tipping the USPS.
Speaker 1 (23:32):
No, because listen the post office. I wish I went
for a job. There's a lot of things in life
that I wish I had gone to because you get
great benefits, the benefits, pension, all that stuff.
Speaker 3 (23:43):
God damn, it.
Speaker 4 (23:44):
Keeps you healthy.
Speaker 2 (23:44):
If you're not walking around all day, you don't sweat.
Speaker 1 (23:47):
Every time I come into work where you're like, am
I going to get fired today? Because I actually want
to do my job?
Speaker 9 (23:52):
No?
Speaker 4 (23:53):
We need our mail?
Speaker 1 (23:53):
Yeah, or oh I got a bonus. Now I'm on
the target because I took money from the company.
Speaker 2 (24:01):
So in this viral TikTok video, you can see this
little basket with cash in it, and it's next to
the area where you pay.
Speaker 4 (24:08):
Like the little checkout thing. But I don't know.
Speaker 2 (24:11):
USPS is speaking out and they release a statement. They're like, hey,
our workers are not allowed.
Speaker 4 (24:16):
To accept cash, tips, checks.
Speaker 2 (24:18):
Gift cards anything good unless it's at Christmas time when
the carriers are out. I guess they're allowed to accept
a gift with a value less than twenty bucks. So
what this person or people did at this USPS down
in Florida, it's actually illegal good. So I'm not sure
why they would get that set up. I'm sure now
they might be out of a job for doing that.
Speaker 3 (24:39):
But I don't want that.
Speaker 2 (24:40):
It's like, we can't be tipping the USPS now, this
is just too much.
Speaker 1 (24:43):
I don't want that, but I don't want anybody to
lose their job because it's hard to get another job.
Speaker 3 (24:47):
But he had a tipping man, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (24:50):
I worked with a guy that used to leave money
on the bed in a hotel room because he says,
you got a tip that.
Speaker 3 (24:55):
I'm like, what, I've never heard of that.
Speaker 4 (24:56):
But do you leave tips at the hotel?
Speaker 2 (24:58):
No, I've never won done that unless it's the all
inclusive and we'll tip at the end a little bit,
but it's like we already paid the rate for the
entire all inclusive Just.
Speaker 3 (25:10):
So do I pay on my do I pay a
tip on my rent to.
Speaker 1 (25:14):
I'm sure pay the manager, the tip the manager at
the at the apartment building.
Speaker 3 (25:19):
Thanks.
Speaker 4 (25:19):
Yes, everybody is getting tipped.
Speaker 3 (25:22):
Now where do I where does it stop?
Speaker 2 (25:23):
Do we get tipped?
Speaker 3 (25:26):
Yeah, here's a tip change careers.
Speaker 2 (25:29):
That mommy Sarah at least one two eight.
Speaker 4 (25:33):
But yeah, I don't know. I don't understand this. Everybody's
getting tipped now.
Speaker 3 (25:36):
Yeah, I don't know where.
Speaker 1 (25:37):
Like, what about a guy that comes and picks up
your car when it's broke down?
Speaker 3 (25:42):
The tow truck driver? How come we don't tip that guy?
Speaker 4 (25:45):
I think you kind of do, don't you?
Speaker 3 (25:47):
I never have. I mean, nobody says anything about it.
Speaker 2 (25:49):
Oh, I'm thinking because I just had that situation up
in a couple months. Could I don't think I did right?
I think I had to buy a whole new tie.
That's expensive enough as it is.
Speaker 6 (25:58):
So who is this? Say?
Speaker 3 (26:00):
Who's to get tipped? Look?
Speaker 1 (26:01):
So why why is it that the Starbucks girl get
a person? I should say, or guy? Who is why?
Speaker 4 (26:06):
I use the apps? I don't pay?
Speaker 6 (26:08):
Why?
Speaker 1 (26:08):
Why but they have the thing at the window? Why
did they get tipped? And that the tow truck driver doesn't?
And then why does the uber guy get it? And
the tow truck driver doesn't or you know, well.
Speaker 2 (26:19):
Why are we tipping uber drivers?
Speaker 3 (26:20):
I don't know. I don't know the answer.
Speaker 2 (26:22):
I probably have a low rating because a lot of
times I skip that option.
Speaker 4 (26:26):
Don't get mad, but I skip it.
Speaker 2 (26:28):
I'm like, I already paid twenty five bucks to go
half a mile just so I'm I will I'm home safe.
Speaker 3 (26:33):
I will tip when I will tip. If the guy
does not talk to.
Speaker 4 (26:38):
Me, oh, please don't talk to me anybird.
Speaker 2 (26:42):
When we were in Vegas, everybody was like a tour
guide because they knew we weren't from the I don't
want to talk, and it was.
Speaker 4 (26:49):
Non stop chatter.
Speaker 2 (26:50):
I'm like, look, it's one o'clock in the morning, you
don't need a tour.
Speaker 1 (26:53):
If you're talking to me, I will not tip, but like,
same with it if I'm at aarrestaurant. I'll always tip
at a restaurant, but I will tip a ton.
Speaker 2 (27:01):
Oh I'm a good restaurant tip.
Speaker 3 (27:02):
Yeah, that's for sure.
Speaker 1 (27:03):
I will tip fifty or maybe even over if you
come up and if I'm talking to somebody and you
wait till I'm done talking and then you say okay.
Speaker 3 (27:14):
But there's ones that come up and they just interrupt
mid bite.
Speaker 4 (27:17):
Yeah, and I haven't even had my first bite yet.
Speaker 2 (27:20):
But as somebody, I worked in the restaurant industry for
like I don't even know, eight ten years whatever it was.
So I'm a good restaurant tipper, like a sit down person.
But I'm not tipping in the drive through.
Speaker 3 (27:30):
No, it should. There should.
Speaker 4 (27:31):
It's weird to me.
Speaker 1 (27:32):
There needs to be a uh And I would go
to you know, people to call in and tell us
what the like?
Speaker 3 (27:38):
Where the like? It should be blue collar?
Speaker 4 (27:40):
Where do we draw the line with the tipping.
Speaker 1 (27:42):
It should be blue collar. It should be guys that
like people I should say that show up or do
it for like a physical thing that should be tipped first,
Like I said, like a tow truck driver or something
like that should be tipped first before handing over a
coffee or pushing a bag over at the drive or
at the at the B dubs or something that should
be that. Those are the people that should be tipped
first before all these other people. All right, I would
(28:05):
go to to the phones and people calling, but they
just want free stop, so.
Speaker 4 (28:10):
I don't there's a tip, Just give me something free.
Speaker 3 (28:13):
We won't do.
Speaker 1 (28:14):
That, so we'll just come up with our own I guess,
but anyways, thank you, Sarah Lee.
Speaker 10 (28:19):
I grew up in the Eastern time zone. I now
live in the Pacific time zone, and what's weird living
out there? When anybody from the Eastern time zone leaves
a voice message, they always feel they have to compute
the time difference.
Speaker 3 (28:33):
I'm always getting messages.
Speaker 10 (28:34):
Hey, Brian, it's four o'clock my time.
Speaker 3 (28:38):
That's one o'clock your time.
Speaker 10 (28:46):
I know what time it is where I am. I
have a friend who does that all the time. He
recently left this message, Brian, do me I for ever
call me back. I'm going to be out for about
twenty minutes of my time. That's uh, just call me back.
(29:08):
When I was a kid, it was weird learning about
time zones, learning that there were twenty four around the world.
I looked at a globe and saw all the lines
met at the top, and I thought, what time.
Speaker 9 (29:19):
Is it up there?
Speaker 3 (29:21):
Could you put your hand on the.
Speaker 10 (29:23):
Pole and walk around one o'clock, two o'clock, pay cock,
ha cock, five cock, fIF o'cock.
Speaker 3 (29:33):
You know what's funny about that? This is just a
little dude.
Speaker 4 (29:44):
Everything is funny about that.
Speaker 1 (29:46):
Brian Reagan is awesome. I love that guy and he's
a super nice guy when you meet him.
Speaker 3 (29:53):
And I used to.
Speaker 1 (29:53):
Play him on the radio, and I've worked everywhere, but
in Philadelphia. I would play him and people would complain
listen to this reason because he didn't curse. Why do
you play him? He doesn't swear?
Speaker 4 (30:06):
Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (30:07):
Some of my favorite comedians are coming, like Jim kath
again and Jerry Seinfeld. You don't really hear a lot
of cursing from those guys.
Speaker 1 (30:14):
Well that's the thing. Well, Dave gives you an idea.
You need to play more stuff than you play more
stuffer they swear.
Speaker 2 (30:20):
If you have to use the bus, then you're just
not that funny. If you can keep it clean and
still be funny, then you're doing something right. Like our
guy Nate Bergazzi. I saw him back at Heritage Bank
Center a few months ago. Hilarious, and he really emphasizes
being a clean, clean comedian.
Speaker 1 (30:37):
So well, I was got like Brian, Uh, Reagan doesn't
come out and have to go oh I'm clean.
Speaker 2 (30:43):
He just he just goes out there.
Speaker 3 (30:44):
He is, yeah, speaking up.
Speaker 1 (30:47):
You know, Jay Leno just came out.
Speaker 9 (30:50):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (30:50):
You know, first of all. I am a huge Dave
Letterman fan. Now, Dave Letterman came out and just toast,
like just roasted CBS for what they're doing to Stephen Colbert. Now,
I don't agree with what Dave said. Uh, and I
love Dave, you know, Dave Letterman, and but Dave Letterman
always roasted CBS. So I think he's just got a
(31:10):
thing against CBS.
Speaker 11 (31:11):
Now.
Speaker 1 (31:11):
I don't know if he's why he's roasting he never
he just kind of is trashing him. I think it's
mostly because they're destroying the Late Show and instead of
going in and trying to fix it or just kind
of firing the whole thing, Which if that's what he's.
Speaker 4 (31:26):
Saying, then I get I get what he's saying.
Speaker 3 (31:29):
Yeah, so that's fine.
Speaker 1 (31:31):
But Jay Leno is saying what I've always been saying,
which is, you know, go why would you want to
go on and do a show kind of like what
the thing I kind of do on here, which is
I try to I want everybody listening. There is not
enough people. There's so much competition with like streaming, this
is ghost or TV too, streaming everything all this stuff
(31:53):
out there. Why do you want to just try to
alienate anybody. Just go on to just be funny to everybody,
your best to be funny everybody. Why do you want
to go on and pick a side and then just
toast and just destroy the other side. You're you're aliening
half your audience, right, And that's what Steven Colbert was doing.
And it comes down, honestly to the bottom line ratings
(32:14):
and revenue. And obviously CBS is like, we're not making
any money, goodbye.
Speaker 3 (32:19):
So that's it.
Speaker 1 (32:21):
And then there was a thing over the weekend where
there were he wasn't putting it together, but somebody was
putting together a big thing where they were going to
have a rally the state to save Stephen Colbert. And
it was in the New York Post.
Speaker 4 (32:33):
Is that really going to do anything?
Speaker 11 (32:35):
Well?
Speaker 1 (32:35):
And they did a thing in the New York Post
and they said, twenty people showed up to it Saturday.
Speaker 2 (32:42):
How many people do you think we.
Speaker 3 (32:43):
Would have none unless we were giving out free stuff.
Speaker 1 (32:46):
But if we weren't working, they we wouldn't have anything
to give away, so no one would show up for it.
Speaker 3 (32:50):
Trust me, nobody.
Speaker 4 (32:51):
Cares and anybody bachaus no because.
Speaker 1 (32:54):
They know whoever is in here next would be giving
out free stuff so they wouldn't show up. Now, let's
review the but it's on late night. Okay, here's some
of the late night jokers.
Speaker 7 (33:05):
Meanwhile, in Florida, a Chuck E Cheese employee in full
costume was arrested for credit card fraud. So for anyone
else currently dressed as Chuck E Cheese, this is a
sobering reminder that your life could get worse.
Speaker 8 (33:19):
And inmate at a New Orleans jail was mistakenly released
on Friday after authorities confused him with another prisoner with
a similar name. So congratulations to Maxwell's Ghislaine.
Speaker 10 (33:33):
Russia just started direct flights between Moscow and North Korea.
It's one of those rare trips where the fun part
really is the journey and not the destination.
Speaker 3 (33:43):
You probably heard that.
Speaker 7 (33:44):
You're supposed to get like ten thousand steps a day,
but according to new research, just seven thousand steps a
day could be enough to improve your health.
Speaker 2 (33:51):
Do I hear six?
Speaker 7 (33:54):
It really sounds like scientists have lowered their expectations for us.
Explains why the new Surgeon General Morning on cigarettes says
do not smoke during pregnancy unless it's your second kid.
Speaker 6 (34:03):
Then what else?
Speaker 3 (34:09):
Collar you're on the air. Hello. Oh I don't want
to be on the air. Oh well, thank god you
called the radio station.
Speaker 4 (34:16):
Why did you call that?
Speaker 6 (34:18):
I don't know?
Speaker 4 (34:19):
Oh, well, what's going on?
Speaker 3 (34:22):
Wait?
Speaker 6 (34:22):
What?
Speaker 5 (34:22):
What?
Speaker 1 (34:23):
Why did you call that? What did you call to discuss?
If you're calling a radio station?
Speaker 3 (34:27):
Well, I meant to call B one of O. Well
that's a radio station too.
Speaker 11 (34:33):
Oh I don't tell uh oh she Oh god, I
was gonna tell the girl how to save money on
Uber each because when I was in Chilli coffee headed
the olive garden, I've seen the driver.
Speaker 3 (34:49):
Had you go call them?
Speaker 6 (34:51):
And oh Sarah Puppet, Oh, Sarah Puppet, can't you se
I've never got to see the Southern Western fireworks, So
won't you please be sweet to me and let me
sit right up front for the fireworks? Thank you, Sarah Puppet.
Speaker 2 (35:15):
Okay, I mean, other than saying western and Southern, I
appreciate you calling up and just singing your heart out
for us.
Speaker 3 (35:24):
Yeah, we'll put him in the hopper for sure.
Speaker 4 (35:25):
Yeah, maybe Sarah Puppet will pick you on Friday.
Speaker 3 (35:28):
He's definitely in the running.
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