Loopers
The two kids who kept everyone awake at the sleepover with their giggling now have a podcast, and we want you to hang with us. Maria and Marris attempt to tell one story, chaos ensues.
Episodes
June 27, 2025 • 25 mins
Mikey's wrinkled shirts, Marris' bachelor parties, Maria's weirdness. It's everything you could ever imagine.
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June 9, 2025 • 22 mins
We really just bitch and moan about dating in this one.
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May 22, 2025 • 21 mins
Our blackout stories (and possible future plans), TSA nightmares, and fart physics. Ya know, the normal stupid stuff.
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May 15, 2025 • 25 mins
Sundresses, Dogs vs Partners, Moon bases, Culver's Marathon, Cooking, Michael is a giraffe, and other shenanigans.
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April 17, 2025 • 23 mins
This may be the most toned down episode of Loopers you ever get. Also, maybe don't select your spouse at age 14.
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April 17, 2025 • 22 mins
I would like to recognize that I posted this late and yes the episode has been on YT for quite some time but I would like to further remind you that I am bad at my job.
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April 4, 2025 • 29 mins
The MoshPitatoes discuss their respective 21st birthday parties. Marris is reasonable. Maria is chaotic. Michael farts into the microphone. The usual
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February 25, 2025 • 27 mins
The crew agrees Maria has never taken over a meeting, Marris concedes that Maria is right about bears, Michael isn't annoying, and other lies we could tell you in the description box.
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February 19, 2025 • 19 mins
Mushroom coffins, Kevin Spacey,Tug of War, Michael and Marris clearly want to destroy the environment but luckily Maria will save us all and probably make it really funny cuz wow she is so cool and pretty and no one has the power to contradict her in this description blurb.
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February 11, 2025 • 20 mins
Megan Fox's Career Comeback, Middle Aged Kids' Shows, Megan Fox, oh my god I said "Pokemons" as if that's the correct plural form, it's not, the plural of "Pokemon" is simply "Pokemon," like "moose," Megan Fox, pornstar sounds, Megan Fox, IKEA furniture, Megan Fox, Phone Alarms, Megan Fox
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January 11, 2025 • 15 mins
I'll get sappy about all these life changes at some point. Not now, we gotta discuss Robert Redford-Maria Palmer
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November 22, 2024 • 18 mins
Daylight Saving Time, Cane's, Thanksgiving Jingle, Cole Slaw is objectively good and Marris if you're reading this, you're a slawless monster.
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November 19, 2024 • 24 mins
Emo, Chicago Thanksgiving Parade, ADHD, some other stuff that I didn't include cuz I zoned out while I was editing cuz I have ADHD
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November 4, 2024 • 34 mins
Pre-Purge anticipation, musical theatre, videogames, typical Maria and Marris sibling-style conflict, Chicago's Thanksgiving Parade, the works.
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August 23, 2024 • 29 mins
Maria's New Phone, Brown Bear vs Grizzly, international trips, extracurriculars, Hippos, up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A
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August 16, 2024 • 39 mins
Lollapalooza '24 recap, Chappell Roan, sheveled, racist Pokemon, international trips, sucky dating apps, Jojo, shenanigans, and tomfoolery.
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July 29, 2024 • 30 mins
Maria got the Golden Gumball, which means a trip to anywhere in the world. Probably Tanzania. Specifically to annoy Marris.
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July 23, 2024 • 33 mins
Maria's Trip to Lake County, Marris Needs Glasses, Terrible Parenting Advice, Alien Metal, African Land Snails, Marris' Bathroom Emergency, the typical stupidity you've come to know and... I was gonna say "love" but let's be realistic.
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July 12, 2024 • 39 mins
Maria and Marris struggle through the sleepiness and attempt not to make any unintentional innuendo. Guess how that turns out.
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