July 30, 2025 • 6 mins
Heather calls us about Lorenzo. They met on Coffee Meets Bagel and did Italian food on Castro Street in Mountain View. What could possibly go wrong?
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
More variety from the two thousands, the nineties, and today
Star one on one three. It's Marcus and Corey back
with second Date Update midweek. What's up dating.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Is rough out there, and what we do is we're
going to talk to about a date you went on.
We're going to break it down, get the person you
went on the date with on the phone, and figure
out if you can go on a second date.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
Nine point nine out of ten times somebody gets ghosted. Yes,
so let's bring on Heather and hear all about this guy, Lorenzo. Heather,
are you there? Hey, hey girl? Okay, so hey, let's
just start up then. I'm sorry, let's run through it though.
Maybe they'll be some clues. How'd you meet? What'd you do?
(00:37):
Tell us all about it?
Speaker 3 (00:38):
Yeah, we met on Poppy Meat's bagel. We both love
Italian food, and we went down to Castro Street Mountain
View and went to this really cute Italian place.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
Okay, I love Italian too.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
I do love Castro Street. I had my first Vietnamese
food experience there many many, many years ago.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
Yeah, it's so cute. The vibes were amazing. He was
so funny.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
Actually, Oh okay, so it started well.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
And like it's and charming and like we were clicking,
and then like he's like it seemed like he's like,
you know, wanted to see me when we left.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
And then he ghosted Corey.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
Any thoughts, Well, I'm thinking Lorenzo's living two lives, like
by days like an average computer programmer, and by night
he's a hacker. And he's always really questioned his reality,
but the truth is far beyond his imagination. He finds
himself targeted by the police. He's contacted by another computer
hacker who's branded a terrorist by the government. As a
(01:37):
rebel against the machines. They have to confront these agents
in these super powerful computer programs devoted to stopping them
in the entire human.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Rebellion terminator no I robot, No, I don't know, and
he guesses Heather's standing by Yeah, okay, that was the matrix.
Lorenzo's in the matrix. Yes, I don't know, Heather. Why
(02:07):
don't we call him in stead?
Speaker 3 (02:08):
What makes sense? Because he was very weird.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
That's the only excuse for not calling you, am I. Right, Yeah,
let's call him. Let's figure this out. We're going to
have you listening in on mute and we'll see what
he says. Okay, okay, we'll do it next. Second Date
Update Star one O one three more variety from the
two thousands, the nineties, and today it's Star one O
one three. It's Marcus and Corey doing Second Date Update.
We've been chatting with Heather. She and Lorenzo met on
(02:35):
Castro Street in Mountain View. Little Italian food. It sounds
delicious after meeting online. Of course, the problem is he
has ghosted yes, and we're trying to figure out if
something went sideways. Heather, you're still there?
Speaker 4 (02:50):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (02:50):
Great, okay, so go back on mute and then we
let's call him and try to figure this all out. Okay,
here we go.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
Hello, Hi, may speak with Lorenzo please? Yeah, Lorenzo, this
is Marcus and Corey from Star one O one three.
Speaker 4 (03:15):
Hey, Hey, what's up? Hey?
Speaker 2 (03:19):
We got a listener? Oh well make sure hold on.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
Do you listen to our show?
Speaker 4 (03:25):
I actually do?
Speaker 1 (03:26):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (03:27):
Are you familiar with Second Update?
Speaker 1 (03:30):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (03:31):
I am?
Speaker 4 (03:31):
Actually, Well guess what we're doing?
Speaker 1 (03:34):
Oh okay, okay, so would you mind talking about a
date you went.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
On with us?
Speaker 4 (03:43):
Sure? Are you going to bring Heather on now or later?
Speaker 1 (03:47):
Oh my guy knows here is.
Speaker 3 (03:50):
Heather?
Speaker 1 (03:50):
Are you there? Yes, okay, Lorenzo, Heather, Heather, Lorenzo Lorenzo. So,
from our understanding, they had a great time. She'd like
to see you again. We're all wondering if you ghosted,
and if so, what happened.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
Yeah, so.
Speaker 4 (04:11):
It went well, But you know, just there was this
thing with the bread basket.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
What does that mean?
Speaker 4 (04:21):
It was just so we ate an entire basket of bread,
like this thing was like filled to the brim, and like,
you know, finished eating it, and then we asked for
another one and didn't think much of it. And then
I just thought it was like Hella weird that she
like put the entire basket in like her purse. Yeah,
(04:43):
well she put the entire bread basket, like all the
bread in her purse in like a little plastic like.
Speaker 3 (04:49):
That favorite kind of bread. I like bread.
Speaker 4 (04:53):
Yeah, I mean, I don't know. I just.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
I think number one, you could throw the bed, so
why can't I just take it home?
Speaker 4 (05:02):
We didn't need any more bread, you like specifically add
for more bread just to take it home.
Speaker 3 (05:09):
Maybe I did, Maybe I wanted to bring home more bread.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
I've got no words. I mean I get it because
they're just gonna throw it away, you know what.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
And I like this bread. It's really good bread, It's
really good. I don't know it just it seemed.
Speaker 4 (05:28):
Like you've done this before. You're like a pleptomaniac or something.
You know. It was just too precise, like you rehearsed it.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
Wow, that's insulting.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
Did you bring a plastic bag to put the bread in? Yes,
so it was kind of premeditated.
Speaker 3 (05:45):
Yes, I do this sometimes to save money.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
Right, you guys, hang on one second.
Speaker 3 (05:51):
I feel like you guys are getting up on me
right now.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
Not at all. I'm just trying to wrap my head
around it.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
Hey, you guys, he don't do this. Hang on, please, Yes,
what is happening right now? She's really she's very defensive
aggressive about her bread.
Speaker 4 (06:08):
She is. I mean, that's just weird to me. I've
gone plenty of dates and I've never met a girl
like that that is like obsessed with bread.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
Well, we appreciate you listening. Man, We're gonna well, well,
don't worry, I got her.
Speaker 4 (06:20):
Hang on, my man. I mean yeah, sure,
More variety from the two thousands, the nineties, and today
Star one on one three. It's Marcus and Corey back
with second Date Update midweek. What's up dating.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Is rough out there, and what we do is we're
going to talk to about a date you went on.
We're going to break it down, get the person you
went on the date with on the phone, and figure
out if you can go on a second date.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
Nine point nine out of ten times somebody gets ghosted. Yes,
so let's bring on Heather and hear all about this guy, Lorenzo. Heather,
are you there? Hey, hey girl? Okay, so hey, let's
just start up then. I'm sorry, let's run through it though.
Maybe they'll be some clues. How'd you meet? What'd you do?
(00:37):
Tell us all about it?
Speaker 3 (00:38):
Yeah, we met on Poppy Meat's bagel. We both love
Italian food, and we went down to Castro Street Mountain
View and went to this really cute Italian place.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
Okay, I love Italian too.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
I do love Castro Street. I had my first Vietnamese
food experience there many many, many years ago.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
Yeah, it's so cute. The vibes were amazing. He was
so funny.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
Actually, Oh okay, so it started well.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
And like it's and charming and like we were clicking,
and then like he's like it seemed like he's like,
you know, wanted to see me when we left.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
And then he ghosted Corey.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
Any thoughts, Well, I'm thinking Lorenzo's living two lives, like
by days like an average computer programmer, and by night
he's a hacker. And he's always really questioned his reality,
but the truth is far beyond his imagination. He finds
himself targeted by the police. He's contacted by another computer
hacker who's branded a terrorist by the government. As a
(01:37):
rebel against the machines. They have to confront these agents
in these super powerful computer programs devoted to stopping them
in the entire human.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Rebellion terminator no I robot, No, I don't know, and
he guesses Heather's standing by Yeah, okay, that was the matrix.
Lorenzo's in the matrix. Yes, I don't know, Heather. Why
(02:07):
don't we call him in stead?
Speaker 3 (02:08):
What makes sense? Because he was very weird.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
That's the only excuse for not calling you, am I. Right, Yeah,
let's call him. Let's figure this out. We're going to
have you listening in on mute and we'll see what
he says. Okay, okay, we'll do it next. Second Date
Update Star one O one three more variety from the
two thousands, the nineties, and today it's Star one O
one three. It's Marcus and Corey doing Second Date Update.
We've been chatting with Heather. She and Lorenzo met on
(02:35):
Castro Street in Mountain View. Little Italian food. It sounds
delicious after meeting online. Of course, the problem is he
has ghosted yes, and we're trying to figure out if
something went sideways. Heather, you're still there?
Speaker 4 (02:50):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (02:50):
Great, okay, so go back on mute and then we
let's call him and try to figure this all out. Okay,
here we go.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
Hello, Hi, may speak with Lorenzo please? Yeah, Lorenzo, this
is Marcus and Corey from Star one O one three.
Speaker 4 (03:15):
Hey, Hey, what's up? Hey?
Speaker 2 (03:19):
We got a listener? Oh well make sure hold on.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
Do you listen to our show?
Speaker 4 (03:25):
I actually do?
Speaker 1 (03:26):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (03:27):
Are you familiar with Second Update?
Speaker 1 (03:30):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (03:31):
I am?
Speaker 4 (03:31):
Actually, Well guess what we're doing?
Speaker 1 (03:34):
Oh okay, okay, so would you mind talking about a
date you went.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
On with us?
Speaker 4 (03:43):
Sure? Are you going to bring Heather on now or later?
Speaker 1 (03:47):
Oh my guy knows here is.
Speaker 3 (03:50):
Heather?
Speaker 1 (03:50):
Are you there? Yes, okay, Lorenzo, Heather, Heather, Lorenzo Lorenzo. So,
from our understanding, they had a great time. She'd like
to see you again. We're all wondering if you ghosted,
and if so, what happened.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
Yeah, so.
Speaker 4 (04:11):
It went well, But you know, just there was this
thing with the bread basket.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
What does that mean?
Speaker 4 (04:21):
It was just so we ate an entire basket of bread,
like this thing was like filled to the brim, and like,
you know, finished eating it, and then we asked for
another one and didn't think much of it. And then
I just thought it was like Hella weird that she
like put the entire basket in like her purse. Yeah,
(04:43):
well she put the entire bread basket, like all the
bread in her purse in like a little plastic like.
Speaker 3 (04:49):
That favorite kind of bread. I like bread.
Speaker 4 (04:53):
Yeah, I mean, I don't know. I just.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
I think number one, you could throw the bed, so
why can't I just take it home?
Speaker 4 (05:02):
We didn't need any more bread, you like specifically add
for more bread just to take it home.
Speaker 3 (05:09):
Maybe I did, Maybe I wanted to bring home more bread.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
I've got no words. I mean I get it because
they're just gonna throw it away, you know what.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
And I like this bread. It's really good bread, It's
really good. I don't know it just it seemed.
Speaker 4 (05:28):
Like you've done this before. You're like a pleptomaniac or something.
You know. It was just too precise, like you rehearsed it.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
Wow, that's insulting.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
Did you bring a plastic bag to put the bread in? Yes,
so it was kind of premeditated.
Speaker 3 (05:45):
Yes, I do this sometimes to save money.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
Right, you guys, hang on one second.
Speaker 3 (05:51):
I feel like you guys are getting up on me
right now.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
Not at all. I'm just trying to wrap my head
around it.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
Hey, you guys, he don't do this. Hang on, please, Yes,
what is happening right now? She's really she's very defensive
aggressive about her bread.
Speaker 4 (06:08):
She is. I mean, that's just weird to me. I've
gone plenty of dates and I've never met a girl
like that that is like obsessed with bread.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
Well, we appreciate you listening. Man, We're gonna well, well,
don't worry, I got her.
Speaker 4 (06:20):
Hang on, my man. I mean yeah, sure,
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