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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Episode forty nine of the Strawberry and Lazette Mexican Ginger Podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
We talked about.
Speaker 1 (00:04):
Dudes nipples in their Instagram first traps, all the ozempic
that was on display at the Golden Globes, I got
cyberbullied from an Instagram comment.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
And more. All coming up next. It's podcast time.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
It's the Strawberry and Lisette Mexican Ginger Podcast. Not suitable
for a younger audience.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
All right, follow us on Instagram at Strawberry and Lazette's
Welcome to the Mexican Ginger Podcast Not intended for younger
audiences and Happy New Year, Our first pod of the
twenty twenty five.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Okay, go for it.
Speaker 4 (00:38):
I saw this on on threads. Okay, I don't really
use threads every once in a while, go scrow on there.
Thought it was interesting. Okay, picture yourself in the scenario. Okay,
if you got kidnapped and your kidnapper was forcing you
to write a like, hey guys, don't freak out, I'm okay,
I just ran away letter.
Speaker 5 (00:58):
Uh huh?
Speaker 4 (01:00):
Would you communicate duress without the kidnapper knowing that only
the people who get this letter would read it and
go something's wrong.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
That's good.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
Dang, that's good.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
I have to put like some code words in there,
like they're like I just wanted to I just went
out to go get some pickles.
Speaker 4 (01:22):
Like just a bunch of shit that everyone knows you hate.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
Yeah, they're like pickles. This guy doesn't he he hates pickles.
He's not gonna make a pickle.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
Run to seven eleven, like, hey, I just I had
to go pick up some fast food and some pickles.
I'll be back. I'm going to the dog park. Like
oh you be like, oh the dog park.
Speaker 4 (01:39):
Oh yeah, he's fine. Everyone go back to what you
were doing.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
There's gotta be you need to have a code word.
You need to have some.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
Sort of code predetermined with your loved ones to be like, hey,
if I ever say this, you know it's dang it,
that's a good one.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
I don't know. I'd be kidnapped forever.
Speaker 4 (02:00):
I don't know either.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
To be honest, we had now we had I wonder
if I wonder if my sisters and my brother remember
this code word.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
We had a code word so that if you like,
you get the you get the talk.
Speaker 4 (02:16):
When you're a kid, anyone tries to kidnap, you ask
him what the code word.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
Yes, if somebody pulls up like, hey, your mom to
pick you up from school, we had a code word.
I guess I could say it now, no.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
One's gonna get that. Now works.
Speaker 4 (02:30):
The old man comes to Kate, Hey, Eric, here's mom
set me to to her.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
And then we were dropping real names. But okay, you
do it all the time.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
So the our code word was bam bam because we
had a cat. I guess it was my sister's cat.
The cat died when I was super young, so bam bam.
The name of the cat was our code word. So
if this stranger comes up to us and says the
name of our dead cat, Hey, your mom sent me
to pick up from school, she said, bam bam.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
Oh cool. Okay, this guy passes the vibe check. We
know this is the code word.
Speaker 4 (03:02):
What if the old the old man walks up and
he's like, hey, bam bam.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
I must go with him.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
But we don't have a code word. Now I don't
have I don't have anything to tell my family. Hey,
I'm actually kidnapped. I'm not writing a runaway note.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
Yeah, how would you do it? I don't know, I
can't do Morse code. They don't know Morse code. I
don't know Morse code.
Speaker 4 (03:35):
Well, if you do Morse code the kidnapp, what if
the kidnapper knows Morse code.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
Yeah, you're at aone.
Speaker 4 (03:39):
I know what you're doing.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
You're out of luck on that one.
Speaker 4 (03:43):
I wonder if, like if I said something in the
letter along the line, not really along the lines, because
I can't even think of an example, but if I
said something in the letter to give off the an
impression that like I didn't want to be a mom
anymore or something uh huh, you know. I wonder if
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someone would catch on, like what yeah, like that doesn't
sound right. She wouldn't just like be like, oh, I
don't want to I just don't want to do this
anymore and just like leave her son like something's wrong.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
This is bringing up.
Speaker 4 (04:17):
She didn't willingly just walk away from being a mom.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
This is reminding me of what was that one woman
like just before knew, but just before the holidays, the
woman flew from Hawaii to LA and instead of getting
on her connecting flight to New York, she like walked
across the Mexican border. And they're like, yeah, she was
sending weird text messages. She was calling us.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
Love and babe and honey like or she was doing
something like this doesn't seem like her.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
It's like somebody else is writing these text messages. Yeah,
and I think that's what this is giving me, Like, Hey,
I'm under duress. I'm gonna use some code words that
I don't normally use.
Speaker 4 (04:52):
Mmm, I don't know, I'm gonna think about.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
I gotta sit down my fiance and be like, look,
what's our code word in case one of us are
in troub I do know a place, and I guarantee
she's forgotten it. I do know a place where if
any time, like I need to run from authorities, maybe
not authorities, like if I need to stay out of danger,
there is a place I will go.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
And all I have to do is say, like, oh,
I don't want to give it away now.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
All I have to do is say the name of
this house, because this house has like a nickname right now,
like Mom's house or I'm going home. There's this house
that we know as kids, and it has a nickname,
and everybody in the family knows this house's nickname.
Speaker 6 (05:35):
Right.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
I can't tell you what if I need to escape there.
Speaker 4 (05:38):
We don't know where the fuck it is.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
I can't know just for my own safety, and so okay,
why where is it? Huh?
Speaker 1 (05:44):
I can't say that either. It's far enough away where
it's like, oh okay. So all I got to do
is say this house nickname and they go, all right, cool,
we know where he's hiding out.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
For safety or whatever. So I have that with my family,
but I don't have a code word.
Speaker 4 (05:59):
For my if you said that in a runaway letter,
like the kidnapper doesn't know that, they're not taking you
to your family's safe house.
Speaker 7 (06:06):
Yeah, I know.
Speaker 3 (06:07):
Dang I gotta come up with that. That's a good one.
Speaker 4 (06:09):
So your family'd be like, oh, he's just there, and
then they go and you're not, Yeah, what good does
that do?
Speaker 6 (06:17):
Shoot?
Speaker 2 (06:18):
I need a bug out bag.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
I need U with a pre I need like stockpile
of food and water, and I need code words in
case I am kidnapped writing a runaway letter. Dang it,
I gotta come up with a lot of stuff this year.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
That's a good one. How would you how would you communicate?
Speaker 7 (06:37):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
That's a good one. First off, they're like, why are
you writing me a letter, not texting me?
Speaker 7 (06:41):
You weirdo.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
This isn't the nineteen hundreds. Oh, like writing me a letter?
Speaker 4 (06:45):
Give okay? What if it was like write a letter
or send a text? Yeah, I guess the twenty twenty
five version, damn would be to write a text, send it,
type a text.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
Send it, tell your family you're okay and you just
running away.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
You need some space, all right. I'd do it all
in Spanish, like, oh familiar, this is Zito owned space.
It's no okay. That was a good one. That's gonna
make me think, okay every now and then.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
It was that night like we asked each other like, hey,
have you ever commented on like an Instagram post? And
it just keeps getting reaction like not like your friends
or your like I I'll comment on like I don't know,
some world star stuff or like some Hollywood stuff or whatever,
like you on Instagram and there's a couple of things.
(07:44):
There's like some good news. There was some good news
story about like some kid. I forget what he wanted
to do a couple months ago, Like this kid wanted
to play soccer and I forget what happened. I just
commented like it was a heartwarming store.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
I said, that's what sportsmanship is all about. I hope
the kid has a great.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
Season, right, and then, like all the these other people
who go to this Instagram account, they're like, he tore.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
Out his achilles like the first day, like whatever, all.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
These comments, comments, comments, So I mean now and then
I'll comment on like.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
A big Instagram post. So I don't even know where
this one started.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
But it was just before the New Year's all that
to say, just before New Year? Maybe this after New
Year a one week ago? Sorry, wait, taking me way
too long to getting in the story. There's this Instagram post.
It was New Year's Eve in Dubai and it was
this incredible buyer works show.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
How dare you?
Speaker 4 (08:33):
Drone show?
Speaker 2 (08:34):
It was this incredible drone show. Okay, you know how
epic that drone show was.
Speaker 4 (08:39):
I didn't watch it.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
It was rediculous of the way the Dubai embraced modern
technology and how next level their New Year's Eve drone
show was. So I said, drone shows over fireworks any day. Well,
the Internet didn't like that. Told you the Internet didn't
(09:02):
like that. Let me read some of these comments again.
This isn't my Instagram post. I posted this on some
like whatever viral video. A comment you left on the video.
I commented that, I commented, and there are thousands and
thousands of comments. So how someone is gonna find mine
and then cyber bully me beyond my I don't know
how they found my comment. Strawberry says drone shows over
(09:24):
fireworks any day? First one, Strawberry seeing what happened in
Orlando with the drone show. Yes, that's when a drone
fell out of the sky and hit a kid or
something like that.
Speaker 4 (09:34):
Oh shit, I didn't know that.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
Whatever.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
Somebody else said, Strawberry weak. Somebody else Strawberry, fireworks will
always be better than drone shows.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
Yeah, okay, thanks Dean Machine. Somebody said yawnie face and
sleepy face. And then my favorite, Strawberry, why are you gay? Hi?
There you go. My comment was drone shows over fireworks
any day. This person's response, why why are you gay?
Speaker 4 (10:06):
I bet you he said it, like, why are you gay?
Like that one video?
Speaker 2 (10:09):
Yeah, and it was because I'm gay. It was ge y.
Speaker 4 (10:12):
So yeah, I think, yeah, what are you gay? That's
how we said it.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
Then Yeah, so this guy called me gay because I
thought that drone shows are better, which they are today
years old.
Speaker 4 (10:23):
Works are better.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
Yeah. Anyway, So yeah, the.
Speaker 4 (10:27):
Interrones kill kids.
Speaker 2 (10:29):
Apparently it didn't kill the kid, it just injured it.
Speaker 4 (10:32):
Drones hurt kids.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
Here's the thing, the noise pollution, the air pollution, the
triggering it does to UH people with PTSD and pets
in general, the amount of people it injures, wildfires, it starts.
There's no reason we should have fireworks. There's no reason
(10:53):
where we should still be having fireworks.
Speaker 4 (10:55):
I feel like drones also come with their what fucking
side of what are.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
The drawbacks of drones over fireworks?
Speaker 4 (11:02):
They've fallen hit children.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
That's happened one time one time, and the kid just
rubbed some dirt on it. It was fine.
Speaker 4 (11:08):
I'm pretty sure they're also prone to like exploding and
also starting fires. It just hasn't happened.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
I've seen one, like what if they overheat? Those are
the gay ones?
Speaker 3 (11:18):
Just kidding?
Speaker 2 (11:19):
Why are you gay? Strawberry? Why are you gay?
Speaker 4 (11:21):
Why are you gay? Who says I'm gay?
Speaker 6 (11:26):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (11:26):
That's the two guys. And when I when I snap
my fingers, you'll forget you're gay. That one.
Speaker 4 (11:30):
No, So those two guys it's the guy he was
like interviewing some other.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
Fake podcast guys, the two black dudes, and he's like,
when I snapped out, yeah, they've done that, They've done
that bit. Also when I snap my fingers, you'll forget
you're gay.
Speaker 2 (11:43):
Wait, I'm not gay. See told you? No, I'm not gay.
Speaker 4 (11:46):
No, this is a different video.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
Okay, but you know which guys I'm talking about. No, Okay,
I guarantee the same guys regardless. Can I say something
that's weird to me?
Speaker 4 (12:03):
Do you're gay?
Speaker 2 (12:04):
What are you gay? So I want to go on
the record. I think I've been on the record with
this before, just before it becomes a story. If it
becomes a.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
Story, I wouldn't be surprised if Bianca what's her name?
Kanye West's wife, what's Bianca's last name?
Speaker 4 (12:19):
Then censory or something.
Speaker 2 (12:20):
I wouldn't be surprised if it comes out down.
Speaker 4 (12:23):
The line that that was a fake marriage, a.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
Fake marriage, or there was some sort of like against
her will type of thing going on, like that Julie.
Speaker 4 (12:34):
Girl, Julia what's her name?
Speaker 3 (12:36):
Julia?
Speaker 4 (12:37):
The one before?
Speaker 2 (12:39):
Oh Julia Fox?
Speaker 4 (12:40):
Yeah, like she was I.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
Was his muse.
Speaker 4 (12:43):
She came out and was like, yeah, that was all
like a like a stunt, right.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
So, but so Kanye is married to Bianca. Bianca had
her thirtieth birthday the other day. And I don't know
if you saw the video, like Kanye's filming her, like
her recording her, like she's in the bathtub.
Speaker 7 (12:58):
I didn't see she's but I didn't watch it.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
She's in the bathtub. I guess it was like an
artistic thing. He didn't like just walk into the bathroom
on her. She's in the bathtub, like covering herself up
sexy poses. He's videoing her, and I'm like, all right,
but she has these weird like big doe eyes like
help me, somebody send help, like I'm being trafficked. That's
just my impression. So I'm like, oh, okay, cool, And
(13:21):
then I see this video goes Bianca hit the dance
floor with husband Kanye for her thirtieth birthday in the Maldives,
Like wait, she just turned thirty. They got married in
twenty twenty two, allegedly, which means she was roughly twenty
seven years old. Kanye's forty seven.
Speaker 4 (13:40):
Yeah, he's well into his forties.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
So Kanye was according to Google Kanye's forty seven. Now,
let's say he was three years ago, he was forty
four years old getting married to a twenty seven year old.
Speaker 4 (13:53):
That's gross, which kind.
Speaker 2 (13:55):
Of compounds my theory that like maybe you were being
groomed and possible being flown all over the world beyond.
Speaker 4 (14:04):
I think I think at twenty seven years old. I
hope this doesn't sound ignorant. I think at twenty seven
years old, you're too old to be groomed, like you're
almost thirty. Yeah, I don't think groomed is the right word.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
But you know exactly what I'm You know what I
mean to say. I it's giving grooming and she doesn't
talk to let her talk to the pope.
Speaker 4 (14:34):
I understand what you're saying, but it's it sounds very
like uncomfortable because of the huge age gap. But when
you like look at it, she's she's almost thirty years old,
like like she's a grown ass woman at the time.
(14:55):
Even at twenty seven, she's almost thirty years old.
Speaker 1 (14:57):
Have about let's change the word groom to taking advantage
of It feels like Kanye's taking advantage of a much
younger possible.
Speaker 4 (15:06):
I don't know, because I even at even at twenty
seven years old, like taking advantage of of what, like
what does she have for him other than like being
young and hot?
Speaker 3 (15:21):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (15:22):
It just gives me a weird vibe, like hope, And
it is.
Speaker 4 (15:26):
Still very young. Even me as a what thirty three
year old, I wouldn't go and date a twenty seven
year old like that is still very young. And sure
she may not be as like grown as mature or whatever.
And yeah, at when you're forty forty four compared to
twenty seven, like you are much much older, you know more.
I'm sure it's easier to like manipulate in things like that,
(15:48):
but I don't know, like at twenty seven, and and
she looks like thirty six?
Speaker 2 (15:55):
Yeah, I know.
Speaker 1 (15:56):
You think Kim Kardashian looks at this and gets a
little grossed out, like you should know better, she.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
Should know better. What do you think Kim is saying
about the Kanye antics? If that was your man? Would
you be embarrassed.
Speaker 4 (16:10):
If that was my ex?
Speaker 2 (16:11):
Yeah, yes, high key embarrassing.
Speaker 4 (16:15):
I would be embarrassed. And I also would be like, eh,
my little sister, is that age? You know, like that's
what you like? Were you looking at them.
Speaker 2 (16:24):
Yeah, fucking perf which one's crazy?
Speaker 4 (16:27):
Old man?
Speaker 2 (16:27):
Who's thirty? Kylie?
Speaker 4 (16:29):
I mean, Kylie's the youngest Kendall maybe like Kendall for
sure is pushing thirty. Maybe she may be like twenty
nine or maybe.
Speaker 2 (16:38):
Thirty twenty nine.
Speaker 4 (16:41):
Yeah, whoa, so Kylie has to be twenty seven, twenty eight.
Speaker 2 (16:46):
Oh you're good at that. You're good at Kardashian math.
Speaker 6 (16:48):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (16:50):
Yeah, a little weird to me, A little weird.
Speaker 4 (16:55):
Yeah, that's like Drea Dreya's baby daddy, Drea Drea.
Speaker 2 (17:01):
Michelle Okay, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4 (17:03):
Her baby daddy or boyfriend, I don't know if they're engaged,
fiance whatever, also is twenty nine.
Speaker 2 (17:10):
And she just turned forty, right or how old is Drea.
Speaker 4 (17:12):
Something like that? Okay, he's twenty nine, right, Yeah, you
know who's also twenty nine?
Speaker 1 (17:20):
Oh, Drea's thirty nine. Her boyfriend is twenty two? No,
twenty two year old son? To watch her twenty two
year old boyfriend?
Speaker 4 (17:26):
Okay, sol, So her boyfriend's twenty two and her son
is twenty is also twenty two? That's fucking now. Now,
that is a young enough age to where you can
be like, oh, they're they're being fucking taking advantage of it,
even with the roles reverse and her being an older woman,
him being as young as he is, is like, dude,
(17:48):
come on, Drea, Like that's a little you're being a
fucking yeah perv. Yeah yeah, like that's a little pervy.
Speaker 2 (17:55):
Now take her son out of this. Let's say she
doesn't have Let's say.
Speaker 1 (17:58):
She's thirty nine without a that's twenty two less creepy
now that she's dating a twenty two year old right, No, No,
I think the sun makes it extra creepy because he's
I think it's still.
Speaker 4 (18:08):
Creepy because at thirty nine years fucking old, what do
you have in common with a twenty two year old
man that just became legal to drink? Like, honestly, like, honestly,
what do you have in common with a twenty two
year old boy?
Speaker 2 (18:21):
He's probably seen your videos.
Speaker 4 (18:24):
Probably it's probably like a fan is like of course
with him, he's like, oh this is fuck, this is tight. Yeah,
like I'm winning. But for her being an older woman,
you're thirty nine years old, Like, be fucking for real,
what do you guys? What what the fuck do you
guys talk about? That made him so intriguing to you, Like.
Speaker 1 (18:43):
Oh, man, I couldn't hang out with a step dad
that's my own age. I mean, like, I can't hang
out with a step dad that was in geometry class
with me.
Speaker 2 (18:53):
No, bro, were they even friend?
Speaker 4 (18:56):
They probably weren't friends.
Speaker 2 (18:58):
The same age, Like I can't hang out that.
Speaker 4 (19:00):
You can't be friends with somebody who is your age,
or maybe you guys have mutual friends or something like that,
and they're banging.
Speaker 2 (19:07):
Your mom banging your mom, like you can't.
Speaker 4 (19:10):
Uh huh, y'all just gone to fight every time you
see each other. You go, you have to start your dominance.
Speaker 2 (19:18):
Pee on his leg? Oh he comes out of the
mom's room.
Speaker 3 (19:22):
I don't.
Speaker 4 (19:24):
And then you gotta play videos games together.
Speaker 2 (19:26):
Ah, what's your gamer tag? Banging your mom? Dot com?
Oh that's gross. Yeah, I think that's what did you
do for New Year's Nothing?
Speaker 4 (19:39):
I was sick. I think I I I was watching something.
I think I watched The Substance. I think I watched
The Substance. I was just watching shows and movies and stuff,
and I laid in bed all day and I was
like taking my medicine and stuff, and I watched I
put on the countdown the ball drop the times square
(20:04):
ball drop thing, and then me and my son like
he walked in my room at eleven fifty nine and
then we counted down and then we're like, oh, happy
New Year.
Speaker 2 (20:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (20:16):
And then I took like I had like a little
bit of champagne that I was just like had on
my night stands. I was waiting for midnight.
Speaker 6 (20:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (20:21):
Yeah, So we're like Happy New Year, and then we cheers,
and then I drank the champagne and then I went
He was like, all right, well, see you tomorrow. Then
he went back to his room play video games, and
I finished my movie and then I was bed.
Speaker 1 (20:33):
I was sick over the holidays too, and that's the worst.
Being sick over the holidays, and being sick during summer
is the worst because everybody figures, hey, I'll go through
the wintertime, probably get the sniffles whatever. Still got to
slug it out and go to school, go to work
like it's expected. But when you're on vacation and it's
a holiday on top of that, he's like, why am
I using.
Speaker 2 (20:52):
My PTO days and I'm sick.
Speaker 1 (20:54):
Or in the summer, when everyone is enjoying the sun
and the weather and the beach, and.
Speaker 2 (20:58):
You're like, oh, I'm sick. I can't go out. Two
worse times to be sick. Yeah, that sucked. I had
like a good week of my vacation where I was
howking up Lugi's.
Speaker 4 (21:06):
I was sick. I also was sick right before we
went on vacation, remember, Yeah, for like a good week.
Speaker 2 (21:13):
Yeah, maybe week and a half.
Speaker 4 (21:14):
I was sick. And then I got better, and then
we went on vacation, and then the entire last week
of vacation, I got sick again, and then you know what,
you know what's funny. I got a text.
Speaker 7 (21:24):
Let me see if I can't find it.
Speaker 4 (21:32):
I get this text from CBS today. Hi, we're tracking
a rise in respiratory infections in your area right now.
Speaker 2 (21:40):
In your area. They're following your phone, following your GPS.
Speaker 4 (21:43):
Well, I mean because they're my pharmacy. It says help
stay protected with a vaccine. No thanks, Yeah, fucked all that.
But I did get promethzine.
Speaker 2 (22:00):
You no promethazine the stuff that you mix with some
Nike wall and some SyRS up.
Speaker 4 (22:05):
Yeah, the stuff that you drink with sprite and Jellymanchers nice. Yeah,
but there's no coding in it, and I told my
mom and she's like, oh, you got promethesee nice, And
then she was like.
Speaker 1 (22:16):
I thought that's the strong stuff though, which one promethzine?
Speaker 2 (22:21):
Like that's the.
Speaker 4 (22:22):
It's supposed to be. Well, the last time I had it,
it was mixed with coding. I don't know which one's
better or worse, but I feel like with coding's better.
I don't know. But my mom said she was sick also,
and she was like, I had gotten a prescription with
coding and I couldn't fill it anywhere because nowhere in Selena's.
(22:44):
They said that they like don't I don't know if
they make it or maybe they don't carry it or
they don't get it or whatever, but they're like, we
can't feel it because we don't get coding anymore nowhere
in Selena's to know, meth heads No, yeah, no pharmacy
in Selena's will fill any coding prescriptions. And my mom
was like I was trying to I'm going to pharmacies
(23:05):
and I'm calling around like do you have any coadin?
Do you have any do you guys do you have codin?
Do you have codin? I was like, oh my god,
They probably thought you were like a crackhead, and that's
why they didn't want to fill it because you're calling
them asking if they have cody. I was like, you
should have just filled it up here, and I would
have picked it up for you. I'm sure they have
it up here. Yeah, but whatever, it's too late times past.
Speaker 2 (23:25):
Sorry, mom.
Speaker 1 (23:27):
At what age are you too old for thirst traps
to post thirst traps?
Speaker 2 (23:31):
It depends on who you are, Buster.
Speaker 1 (23:33):
Rhymes, he's fifty two years old. Shirtless selfie in the bathroom.
It looks good, right, yeah, granted he's showing off a
sixty four pound weight loss.
Speaker 2 (23:43):
Yeah, but it looks like he needs a bra still.
Speaker 4 (23:47):
Really let me go.
Speaker 1 (23:48):
Look, Yeah, which is weird, like when dudes have boobs.
Speaker 2 (23:55):
Looks a little weird. I mean.
Speaker 4 (24:02):
That could be just like loose skin titty.
Speaker 2 (24:04):
Though, loose skin titty, Yeah, loose titty skin, loose skin titty.
Speaker 4 (24:11):
No, not, that's not loose loose titty skin all right,
that's that's a titty created from loose skin from being bigger,
is what I mean. Like loose skin titty all right.
I think it could be that and also just from
like old age. Yeah, I think this is fine because
(24:34):
he's not. I don't feel like he's trying to like, like,
look at his face. That's not like a I'm fucking
sexy face like he's I don't know, maybe he doesn't
know how to take thirst traps. I don't see that
really as a thirst trap. It looks very much like
a progress photo, Like it doesn't look like sexual at all.
Speaker 2 (24:51):
I love bust rhymes. Calm down, well I do.
Speaker 1 (24:54):
Okay, So when you see a shirtless dude, smash, what's
the first thing that you look at?
Speaker 4 (25:01):
Next?
Speaker 6 (25:01):
Next?
Speaker 2 (25:02):
When you see you see a dude, the.
Speaker 4 (25:05):
First it depends if they have tattoos. I look at
their tattoos.
Speaker 2 (25:07):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (25:10):
The first thing I look at am I looking at
the front or the back front, probably like the the pecks.
Speaker 2 (25:17):
Okay, My eyes go right to their nipples. I'm like,
what is this?
Speaker 1 (25:21):
What's this dude's nipples looks like? And then immediately I
go to the belly button. I go nipples straight to
the belly button, like Buster rhymes. Right now, he's got
a weird like poke, like a belly button that pokes
out a little bit that's called a naughty and his
nipples are a little they're super dark, but they're like saggy.
I go, I go, nipples, belly button and then I go,
(25:42):
all right, well, how cut is this dude?
Speaker 3 (25:43):
Like?
Speaker 1 (25:43):
And then I started like appreciating, like traps, tries, bicep, chest, like.
Speaker 2 (25:48):
Does he have a V with his abs? I'm like
in a very straight way, but I'm just saying like,
because everybody, everbody's nipples are super different, like weird nipples
with nipples in general are weird, like what this student
nipples looks like? And then belly buttons are also freaky,
freakily different from each other, like, oh, your sticks out
a lot? All right? Cool?
Speaker 4 (26:07):
Yeah? She has he has an audi?
Speaker 2 (26:09):
Hella has an audi?
Speaker 4 (26:11):
Who is it that has like a huge belly button
and they put a quarter inside of it during an interview?
Speaker 2 (26:17):
CARDI b no, was it kay Lonnie?
Speaker 6 (26:22):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (26:23):
Quarter inside?
Speaker 4 (26:26):
I think it was kay Lannie. She's doing an interview
and talking about how big her belly button was, and
she pulled out a quarter and put it inside her
belly button.
Speaker 2 (26:35):
Really, I can't find it.
Speaker 7 (26:37):
Let me look a quarter inside their belly button during and.
Speaker 2 (26:49):
A small belly button?
Speaker 4 (26:52):
Does she?
Speaker 2 (26:54):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (26:56):
Oh? She is a what is.
Speaker 4 (26:59):
He belly, her belly, but her belly button is kind
of big.
Speaker 2 (27:01):
I think, oh, that was just a bad photo.
Speaker 3 (27:04):
H what mhm.
Speaker 2 (27:08):
Uh, well that one looks big last day with this
belly button A little buddy, that's okay. So I don't
know what she did. I think she had belly button surgery,
because every photo.
Speaker 4 (27:17):
She has a hernia.
Speaker 2 (27:18):
I know that every photo looking at its dip, it's Carucci.
Speaker 4 (27:23):
Carucci put a quarter inside her belly button A R
U c h.
Speaker 2 (27:26):
I no, that's okay, okay, okay, I found it belly button.
I do remember that was she with Big Boy when
she did that?
Speaker 4 (27:36):
I think so.
Speaker 2 (27:37):
Croucie belly button quarter A R you are Crucie shows
off her hitt and tale. I think it's his Big Boy. Yeah, buddy,
you probably got to take your pants off. Damn.
Speaker 3 (27:56):
I mean yeah, she knew was a joking.
Speaker 2 (27:59):
You'll started to laugh. Sticks. I don't know, a man
that's a talent. You can take the road talent. Big
Boy is the greatest, and you can have that quarter
to you that Oh my god, it's like that's hot.
(28:27):
Big Boy is the greatest. How did that conversation start?
Speaker 4 (28:30):
I don't know, like how did it go.
Speaker 2 (28:33):
He's the greatest.
Speaker 1 (28:34):
I remember I met him like when he was four
Proud Remember when he was Big Boys? Do people know
that he was like humongously big?
Speaker 4 (28:43):
I only know that because he did some stuff on
The Proud Family. Okay, and he and on the show
he was like big.
Speaker 2 (28:54):
Yeah, he's like on.
Speaker 4 (28:56):
The and it was it was animated.
Speaker 2 (28:58):
Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 7 (28:58):
I don't think you ever watched Family after your time?
Big Boy, Proud Family.
Speaker 2 (29:05):
Big Boys, the greatest.
Speaker 4 (29:06):
Yeah, this was him on the Proud Family. The Red Shirt.
Speaker 1 (29:10):
Oh yeah, can you google google like big Boy billboard
or big Boy like before he lost weight or something
like that.
Speaker 4 (29:18):
Big Boy before after.
Speaker 6 (29:20):
Yeah, let's see here yep, yeah in the gray.
Speaker 3 (29:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (29:32):
One of the nicest guys ever met. Super cool.
Speaker 4 (29:35):
All right, can you imagine luckily he lost that way
before Ozempic because.
Speaker 2 (29:40):
Like, uh huh, can.
Speaker 4 (29:42):
You imagine losing that weight now? People be like, man, Ozempic,
what the fuck is up at that Ozembic face? That's
so disgusting.
Speaker 2 (29:51):
It was.
Speaker 1 (29:51):
It was in full effect that the Golden Globes. Like
when Kate what's her name got up there?
Speaker 5 (29:56):
Kate?
Speaker 2 (29:56):
Uh I can sail now? Kate old older one plus eight. No,
she was in the scary movie where she.
Speaker 5 (30:10):
Fuck I don't know a couple of these old people
got up on stage for the Golden Globes and it's like,
your body is half the size it used to be,
but your head and neck is pretty close to what
like you're it pretty much hasn't changed, like your neck.
Speaker 2 (30:25):
Your face looks weird, like longer, skinnier, but like it
didn't shrink at all, like o Zeppek face is weird.
Speaker 4 (30:33):
Kate, it's super weird.
Speaker 2 (30:35):
Golden Globe What is her name?
Speaker 3 (30:36):
Goddamnit?
Speaker 1 (30:37):
Kate Golden Globes, Kate not Winslet. The hard launch joke.
It was a hard launch joke where uh, what's your name?
Speaker 2 (30:49):
Who's the host?
Speaker 4 (30:51):
Jesus fucking Christ Strawberry, Nicki Glazier.
Speaker 2 (30:56):
She did a hard launch joke.
Speaker 4 (31:01):
What movie is she in?
Speaker 2 (31:03):
I don't know, scary one. There's a scary one.
Speaker 3 (31:04):
She's famous for.
Speaker 2 (31:06):
I apoauise. People who are listening right now, yelling at
their freaking.
Speaker 7 (31:12):
Uh scary movies with actress named Kate, Kate Siegel, Kate Embry,
Kate Beckinsale.
Speaker 3 (31:36):
You guys are best moments. Oh my god, Kate.
Speaker 4 (31:43):
Are you sure her name is even fucking Kate? I
feel like we're going down the completely wrong road right now.
Speaker 2 (31:49):
All right, hold on, give me a smart joke, because.
Speaker 4 (31:57):
You're not good with names, so I feel like you're
picturing someone completely different. And when we figure out who
this is, her name is gonna be like Jenny, Jenny, Jenny.
Speaker 2 (32:15):
All right, well, I'll come back to her name if
I even remember it.
Speaker 7 (32:18):
Who did Nicki Glazier mentioned in her what's it called
a monologue?
Speaker 2 (32:27):
Monologue?
Speaker 1 (32:29):
Because she came out with like the Puerto Rican dude
and there's a huge age difference.
Speaker 2 (32:34):
It was right after her pope joke sucks?
Speaker 3 (32:43):
Anyway?
Speaker 7 (32:47):
What was the pope joke?
Speaker 4 (32:48):
Did col Kidman?
Speaker 3 (32:50):
No?
Speaker 2 (32:50):
No, all, we'll watch this scary.
Speaker 5 (32:55):
Movie.
Speaker 2 (32:57):
She was in the office, the office cast. Okay, hold on,
she was also in the office at one point. Her
name is where are you?
Speaker 3 (33:08):
Where are you?
Speaker 2 (33:09):
Where are you? Zach Woods? No, she was the lady
with the Dolberant. I'm just gonna stop. Uh, Great Danes,
Great Danzke Lively, Kathy Bates. There we go, Caathy Bates,
What the fuck did I tell you?
Speaker 4 (33:29):
What the fuck did I tell you?
Speaker 6 (33:30):
What?
Speaker 4 (33:31):
Did I just say?
Speaker 2 (33:31):
What did I say?
Speaker 4 (33:32):
Can I just say?
Speaker 2 (33:33):
I said Kate? Kathy is Kate.
Speaker 4 (33:35):
It's it's sure now, but you can't do that. We're
talking about celebrities and we're going down the list the
names of Kate. So I knew this was a fucking
waste of time.
Speaker 2 (33:43):
Kathy Bates. Look at Kathy Bates.
Speaker 1 (33:46):
She came out super skinny, her face was long and
it didn't shrink like there is a lot of older
people who obviously was it was some sort of ozempic
or weight loss.
Speaker 3 (33:57):
Like, that's not looking good on you.
Speaker 2 (34:02):
You see Kathy Bates now, yeah, yeah, she scares. Yeah
she had the hard launch joke. But you didn't see it.
Speaker 3 (34:08):
You don't remember.
Speaker 2 (34:09):
So Kathy baits everybody. All right, that took half the podcast.
Speaker 7 (34:13):
Right, all right?
Speaker 2 (34:17):
Yeah, sorry by that.
Speaker 6 (34:18):
All right.
Speaker 2 (34:19):
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