September 4, 2024 • 38 mins
On this episode of the Strawberry And Lizette Mexican / Ginger Podcast, we talk about the Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift breakup contract that has leaked online, feeling bad about old people working, and Lizette trashed her son for not being strong, and more!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
On episode forty one of the Strawberry and Lazette Mexican
Ginger Podcast, we talked about the Travis Kelce Taylor Swift
break up contract that leaked online. Old people still working,
and Lazette roasts her son for not being strong. All
that and more coming up next, It's podcast time.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
It's the Strawberry and Lisette Mexican Ginger Podcast.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
Not suitable for a younger audience.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
All right, it's the Strawberry Lazette Mexican Ginger Podcast. Not
intended for younger audiences. Remind me before we leave, I
need to vemo you how much? How much do I
need to fifteen dollars? Fifteen dollars? It was the hardest
thing to do. So the battery died in the car.
Right left the dome light on. Car battery died.
Speaker 4 (00:43):
You were just on a roll with like leaving stuff on.
I know I burst the gas, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
I know, So leave the dome light on. Battery dies.
Speaker 5 (00:53):
I'm like, oh, man.
Speaker 4 (00:54):
You have a dome light in your car.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
Yeah, so you don't have a dome light. Every car
is a dome light.
Speaker 4 (01:00):
I don't get dome every time I turn a light on?
Like what like you have a light.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
You're telling me, okay, when you turn this light on,
his signals signals.
Speaker 5 (01:13):
Hey, baby, that's so funny. Shut up.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
I'm gonna call this the dome light. This episode is
called dome Light.
Speaker 5 (01:23):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
So I'm like, no worries. Uh, I'll after, you know,
I'll get a ride to work. Go to Costco. Costco
has those those little jumper cable thing packs where it's like, hey,
it's it's a it's a portable like battery jumper. Plus
it'll it's an air compressure, plus it's a radio, pluses
all this. So I buy it last night. I'm like,
no worries, I charge it up. I'm charging it all night.
(01:47):
Didn't charge The thing is faulty. So I bought a
faulty battery jumper. My god, damn it. Fine, get a
ride to O'Reilly. Go to O'Reilly, I buy jumper cables.
Uber picks me up. Hey, how's your day going? And
not that great man the battery die. That's why I
had to come here to get jumper cables.
Speaker 4 (02:04):
He's like, oh, okay, this is what you were doing
all morning?
Speaker 1 (02:06):
Yeah, all morning. He's like okay, And so I'm like,
you know what, because I was.
Speaker 4 (02:11):
Gonna have my name you just like instacart it.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
Instacart. The jumper cables, Yeah, I guess I could have,
but I was looking for another like pack, like another
like battery charger portable pack thing.
Speaker 5 (02:25):
Yeah, I guess I could have, but I was already costco.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
So I was gonna get have my neighbor jump me,
and I'm like, pause, party, what a.
Speaker 4 (02:35):
Morning you have?
Speaker 2 (02:36):
Like, amen, have a really bad day, really need to
get jumped, So say less.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
The uber sorry the lift driver.
Speaker 5 (02:42):
I don't know why.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
What if your neighbor was like I've been fucking waiting
for this day and just beats your ass, just beats
the ship out of you.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
So it's one of those I'm like, yeah, you know,
not days not going great, budd day's not going great.
Need jumper cables, Like, how's yours? He goes, Oh, not good,
very slow, nobody's driving. It's too hot at a thick accent.
I'm not sure thick accent. You know I'm not making
much money today. I'm like, oh, in the last couple
of times I've been in ride shairs, the drivers have
(03:11):
always kind of dropped like how much money they aren't
making I'm like, I get it, I'll tip you, don't worry.
But they always kind of do that not making a
lot of money today, or I need I gotta stay
out here for three more hours.
Speaker 4 (03:23):
You give them more money when they say that.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
No, but like they lately, it's been a trend. Even
know a lot of ride shairs lately, and they always
kind of like, what if they're doing.
Speaker 4 (03:32):
That on part? What if it's like a scat guarantee?
Speaker 5 (03:33):
They are guarantee, they are.
Speaker 4 (03:35):
Why do you keep sending money? That's what you had
me send money for?
Speaker 1 (03:38):
No, no, no, no, no, sorry, I haven't got there part okay,
So so next time, just be like, oh damn, that's crazy.
Speaker 4 (03:44):
Fit your headphones in like a normal person.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
So the lift driver's taking me back home and I'm like,
you know what, I'm like, I'll tell you what, can
you just jump me? Can you just jump my car
when we get home, I'll shoot you an extra twenty
bucks in the tip. He goes, oh yeah, yeah, that'll
be great that you know, I haven't made a lot
of money today. That'll cover me. That'll be great. I'm like,
all right, cool. So he drops me off. I'm like,
let me go get the key, I'll pop the hood.
(04:08):
We'll do this thing. Pop the hood jumps the car.
I'm like, thanks, bro, and he goes all right, and
he's kind of standing there. He's like, can we can
we close out now? Can you do it right now?
I'm like, sure, of course. You don't trust me that
I'm gonna do it later? Sure, no problem. So I
go on the app to tip him twenty bucks like
I said I would. The app says, nope, you can
only tip seventeen dollars and ninety eight cents.
Speaker 4 (04:28):
What app was this?
Speaker 1 (04:29):
It was lyft and I guess because my ride was
so short, they're not letting people over tip, which is weird.
I'm like, if I want to tip this guy fifty
bucks on a ten dollars ride, why can't I do that?
But a lift is like, no, no, no, we're onto
your sketchy stuff. So I'm like, hey man, they're only
gonna let me tip seventeen bucks. He goes, what about cash?
Speaker 5 (04:49):
I don't need cash. I don't have cash.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
He goes all right, and I'm like, do you have Venmo?
Do you have PayPal? Do you have Apple pay? He goes, no,
I have cash app I'm like, I got cash app?
Speaker 5 (05:01):
Do I have a click?
Speaker 1 (05:02):
And so he goes wrong with cash I just don't
have it?
Speaker 4 (05:04):
What's wrong with cash at nothing?
Speaker 1 (05:06):
I'm just he didn't know. What do you mean? What
do I look like?
Speaker 5 (05:08):
I look like, come on.
Speaker 4 (05:10):
What does that mean?
Speaker 5 (05:10):
You know the difference?
Speaker 4 (05:11):
What does that mean?
Speaker 5 (05:12):
You know the difference?
Speaker 4 (05:13):
What does that mean?
Speaker 1 (05:14):
I have Vemo and Apple pay and PayPal and was
the one he wanted me a Zell?
Speaker 5 (05:19):
I have Zell?
Speaker 4 (05:20):
Come on, so what so what is cash app?
Speaker 1 (05:24):
You know?
Speaker 4 (05:25):
No?
Speaker 2 (05:26):
I don't because everyone everyone has different ones.
Speaker 4 (05:30):
I just have them all.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
I realized that I need to get cash app though.
Speaker 4 (05:33):
No, hold on, we're not going to graze over this.
What does cash at mean?
Speaker 2 (05:37):
Well?
Speaker 4 (05:38):
What do you what are you trying to say? Is
it for poor people?
Speaker 5 (05:41):
I didn't say that.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
I didn't say that either.
Speaker 4 (05:46):
I feel like you're insinuating something.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
No, no, no, no, no, Like we all go shopping in
different stores and malls.
Speaker 4 (05:53):
So West cash apt for Garden and Zell is for Galleria. Like,
what are you saying?
Speaker 1 (05:59):
That's that's a great metaphor that.
Speaker 4 (06:03):
So you think that's great? You think it's for the
blacks and the Brown.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
I did not say that.
Speaker 4 (06:09):
That's what you're insinuated. I did that, Yes you are.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
I'm just saying I have. I have zel anyway, so
I go look, I said, I'm like, yeah, I can zell.
You brought no problem. So I'm logging into my Chase app.
For whatever reason, it's not letting me log in. I'm like,
all right, dude, I don't have and we're staying on
my driveway for five minutes.
Speaker 4 (06:28):
He's probably like this guy got no gutdamn.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
But he I mean, he's at my house, he knows
where I live. I already sent him seventeen bucks on
on lift, like he's gonna get some money. So I
can't you sure you don't have Apple pay? You have
an iPhone. Every iPhone has Apple Pay.
Speaker 4 (06:42):
Not my mom doesn't.
Speaker 5 (06:43):
No heavy birthday then Mama Coco.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
And so he's like, let me call my wife and
he calls her and he keeps calling it apple cash
because I don't know what language you're speaking, but all
I can understand is applecash, Apple cash, Apple cash. I'm like, dude,
it's not Apple cash, it's Apple pay.
Speaker 5 (06:57):
Like your wife has no idea what you're saying.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
Apple cash Applecash, Apple Cash, Apple Cash and he hangs
up the phone. He's like, Nope, only have cash App.
Speaker 5 (07:03):
I don't have Apple Pay. I'm like, oh my god.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
I can't vemo you. I can't sell you. I PayPal you.
Speaker 4 (07:09):
And all that time, you could have just downloaded cash apps.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
I really could have.
Speaker 5 (07:12):
I could have. I'm gonna do it today.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
And so I'm gonna go, you know what, this may
be weird, but hold on, I'm gonna call somebody. So
I call you. I'm like, you have cash app. Yeah,
you did cash app. This dude fifteen bucks. And so
you're like, is this a scam? I'm like, it's not
a scam. And so I didn't know for cash app
you need you need the number, you need his phone
number and his name, because he goes, here's my name. Also,
(07:35):
I'm like, oh, okay, it's a long ass. You only
needed one, okay, And so I gave you both and
like fifteen bucks. And so I'm standing there and standing
there and it didn't say that the text was read.
So I'm standing there with this guy like in the
driveway next to me, and I'm like, I.
Speaker 5 (07:50):
Promise we're gonna get your money.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
And so I was about to text you like let
me know when you send it, and you go done,
and I'm like, all right, man, look she said it's done.
Fifteen bucks sent to you plus the seventeen that I sent.
And so he's like, I mean you want to check you.
Oh no, no, no, my wife has it. My wife
has the app the whole time. Oh my god.
Speaker 4 (08:10):
Well then I could have lied.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
He could have lied. But I'm like, all right, cool. Thanks.
He goes, oh, thank you, And I'm like, you want
a water or a paper toweler, like to wash your
hand or something like that, like do you want anything?
Speaker 4 (08:20):
So nice to this guy that just scammed you.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
He didn't scam me, well he kind of did. I
promised him twenty.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
Bucks and are the reason why California is the number
one state that gets scammed the most.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
I just I'm very empathetic. I'm empathetic. I can't tell
you how many times I've turned around, like if I'm
driving somewhere, if somebody is on the street panhandling, like
with a.
Speaker 4 (08:39):
Dog, you only care about the ones with dog, I.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
Know, because not only but it's it's because a dog
is innocent. A dog has no First off, they probably
kidnapp that dog. Let's be home.
Speaker 4 (08:53):
Yeah, well it depends on what kind of dog and
the condition.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
Yeah yeah, yeah, but like the dog, the dog is innocent.
Speaker 4 (09:00):
Is the dog's probably having fucking the best day of
his life, Like you don't know that.
Speaker 5 (09:04):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
I just feel bad, Like the dog's out here homeless
with the person. The person knows where to get help,
where to get handouts, where to get a shelter. The
dogs just like the.
Speaker 4 (09:12):
Probably do the doc just wants to be with their person.
Speaker 5 (09:14):
Maybe.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
But I turn around all the time and I'm like,
let me give you a gift card, let me give
the cash, let me go buy you a sandwich. So yeah,
I'm out here too empathetic.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
You know what makes me feel probably worse than seeing
a homeless person with the dog kids, no old people working.
Speaker 5 (09:33):
I was thinking about that the other day.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
Like when I'm like if I'm at Walmart, yeah, or
like if I'm shopping somewhere that's clearly like a anybody
can get this job type of deal, like a someone
at the cash register or someone like on a sales floor,
or like a janitor type deal, and it's an old
(09:55):
person that yeah, it's obvious that they are, like I
don't know, in pain or walking slow.
Speaker 4 (10:01):
Or they got the shakes or something like that. That
makes me feel so bad if.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
They want to do it like to because my mom's
re tired now, but she is very busy. But if
somebody just wants some sort of like meaning in life,
they want to contribute. I get that that's why they're
doing it.
Speaker 2 (10:17):
I get a lot of them want to do it
just so so they don't feel lonely.
Speaker 4 (10:21):
Yeah, and I understand that.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
But you can you can tell, you don't know, you
can kind.
Speaker 4 (10:24):
Of tell when they're when they're happy to be there
and they're talking to you and they're just going and
they do have a great day.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
Or the ones that are doing it because like retirements
not enough and they're trying to pay their bills.
Speaker 4 (10:36):
Yeah, yeah, it's sad. That makes me so sad.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
I've had a bunch of elderly like lyft drivers and
and I just want where did I fly? I just
flew somewhere. And when I gave my bag to the
ticket counter, it was the oldest woman. I'm like, there's
no way Long Beach. Why did I fly to Long Beach?
I was just in Long Beach for some.
Speaker 4 (10:54):
Reason, the boot camp Oh no, no.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
No, Disneyland flew into Long Beach, any of that.
Speaker 4 (11:02):
Where the fun was boot Camp Sandy.
Speaker 3 (11:05):
And it was the she was the oldest woman. I'm like,
she's gonna pick up my fifty pounds suitcase and put
on the conveyor belt. I'm like, And none of her
coworkers are helping her. Like I felt super bad for her,
But you can't.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
You don't tip. You don't tip the the people up there.
You don't tip the desk clerks or.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
Like when I go to McDonald's or something and it's
like a super old person in the drive room, Like
I know, I know. This is not how you want
to be spending your Sunday morning.
Speaker 5 (11:28):
Like no, no, no, no, no, you.
Speaker 4 (11:29):
Want to be guardian, guardian, guardian.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
Garden, gardening, gardening, That's what I mean.
Speaker 5 (11:35):
I think about that.
Speaker 4 (11:36):
Oh my god, did I tell you I mounted my
TV by myself?
Speaker 1 (11:39):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (11:40):
Did I tell you?
Speaker 5 (11:40):
Were you lonely?
Speaker 4 (11:42):
What do you mean?
Speaker 5 (11:43):
Was a dome light on?
Speaker 4 (11:46):
I don't have a dumb light. What do you fucking
get it at?
Speaker 1 (11:52):
You mounted the TV by yourself? Yeah? You mounted it?
Speaker 4 (11:59):
Another word for fuck mounting.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
You mounted it?
Speaker 2 (12:03):
That must be like an old mounting, old lingo mounting
is a thing.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
I mean, you didn't never didn't get you didn't get
the insinuate the din know.
Speaker 4 (12:13):
What you were talking about? Oh my god, did you
guys mount? But that's like I've never heard of that.
Speaker 5 (12:21):
Okay, I've heard.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
Of like hunching or humping. Humped my TV by myself. No,
I hung it by myself the other day. I had
for a really long time since I moved into this
new place, my TV was just like I don't even
have a bedroom furniture, so I couldn't even like put
my TV just leaning on the dresser or something like that.
I got rid of all that because I'm gonna get
new ones. So I didn't have anything in my room
(12:44):
at all to put my TV on. But it can't
sit on the floor because my bed is so high
that then I wouldn't be able to see it. So
I took you know that big case that all are
at home radio broadcast gear.
Speaker 1 (12:56):
Pelman Pelican case. What it's called a Pelican case.
Speaker 4 (13:00):
Why do you know weird stuff like that?
Speaker 1 (13:01):
That's what it's called all road like. Pelican is the
brand that like most roady gear.
Speaker 5 (13:09):
That is amazing.
Speaker 4 (13:11):
It's a giant suitcase, giant.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
Padded suitcase for to protect electronics. Yeah, yes, Pelican case.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
So I had that propped up on the wall and
then I had to balance my TV on top of it.
Speaker 5 (13:23):
It's a risky it's a risky game.
Speaker 2 (13:24):
You're plan was that, Well, I balanced my TV on
top of it, and then the handle that's on the side.
I kind of like like pulled the handle up and
put the TV behind it and then let go of
the handle because it kind of automatically closes the blatches down.
So now it's just it's holds pressure against the TV
(13:44):
and it's holding it up.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
Anyways, for a month. You've been to this for a month.
Speaker 2 (13:48):
Yeah, okay, Yeah, and then yesterday, not yesterday. On Monday,
I was so tired Monday, I thought I was getting sick.
I thought I for sure was getting COVID or something.
I was just so tired and I almost felt hungover.
But I didn't drink On Sunday. I was just exhausted.
(14:10):
I didn't want to do anything, but I can't just
let a whole day waste, So I thought, like.
Speaker 4 (14:16):
Let me see if I can put this TV up
there you go.
Speaker 2 (14:20):
So I put the bracket on the wall and then
the clips were already on the TV because it was
my old TV mount thing from my old apartment. And
my problem is that I think my TV was too big,
Like I don't know, all the times I've tried to
(14:40):
carry it around, I feel like I've had trouble not
necessarily lifting it, but because my arms are so small,
like I can't pick it up comfortably enough to like
transport it or anything. So I thought, there's no way
I'm gonna be able to to fucking mount this TV
on the wall by myself. Like I can't lift it.
Speaker 4 (14:58):
I won't be able to lift it that high. Bitch,
I lifted it.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
What it's working out.
Speaker 4 (15:04):
You've been doing by myself? I actually haven't worked out
in so long.
Speaker 5 (15:07):
A protein drinks you've been drinking.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
I have been fucking up some protein even if even
though I haven't been working out, I do still try
to eat a lot of protein.
Speaker 1 (15:14):
There it is is that.
Speaker 5 (15:16):
What it is probably healthier.
Speaker 1 (15:18):
Your bones are actually not brittle anymore.
Speaker 4 (15:20):
They were never brittle.
Speaker 2 (15:22):
No, okay, but yeah, I like almost I was gonna
make my son help me because I thought, like, you know,
I don't trust him to be lifting shit.
Speaker 4 (15:33):
I'm actually stronger than him.
Speaker 1 (15:35):
Oh shoot.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
So I was like, I normally don't ask him to
help me with things because I'm better off just doing
it myself. But for that, I thought he can at
the very least, he should be able to hold up
one end of a TV.
Speaker 4 (15:49):
Like you got a fucking man up.
Speaker 1 (15:52):
Yeah, I got a man up.
Speaker 5 (15:53):
Bro do some pushups, man.
Speaker 4 (15:54):
Yeah. We went to my aunt's house. Now I started
talking shit about my son. We went to my aunt's house.
My little cousin has like like.
Speaker 2 (16:05):
A junior weight bench type thing, but it's like a
It's not just a weight bench in the bar.
Speaker 1 (16:15):
It has like like a bowflex.
Speaker 2 (16:17):
It has like a structure like really tall, like you
can hang from it and like do pull ups, and
you can connect bands on it and do like the
arm workouts. But then in between that is a little
workout bench with the bar. So we were showing we
were making him show us that he could bench all
(16:40):
the weight he had. I think he had like eighty pounds.
I think he had eighty pounds total on the bar.
And so he's like, yeah, I could do.
Speaker 4 (16:56):
It, and he's younger.
Speaker 2 (16:58):
He's like a year older than my son, but he's
super fucking tall, like he's so tall now, and so
we're making him show us that he could bench it,
and then we're like, oh, we want to try like
all the girls. Right, So I took the twenty five's
off and I think I just had fifteen's on there,
so it was thirty and my aunt did it. She
(17:19):
was struggling. My little sister did it. She was struggling.
Then I did it and it was like fuck it.
Like butter, I was like, a, we can put more
on here. They're like WHOA, I didn't know you were
that strong. I'm like, yeah, well, you know, everyone can't
be great. Then Jelannie tried to do it and he
(17:40):
also was struggling, like zero muscle, and so I was like,
we gotta get you, We gotta get you doing something
like there's no way that you are taller than me now,
way more than me, and I'm still stronger than you.
Speaker 4 (17:58):
Yeah, you should be embarrassed.
Speaker 1 (18:01):
Do they have recess? What do they do for recess?
Speaker 4 (18:03):
I don't know. I think they just run a mile.
Speaker 1 (18:07):
We had and I hate to be like the old
guy like buck. It might day, but like we had
a ten thirty recess and then we had a twelve
o'clock like lunch recess, and it was the best time
because you would get out and you would play soccer.
You would play He doesn't have recess basketball, No, No.
Speaker 2 (18:22):
Middle schoolers don't have recess. They have like a like
a small in between class break and then they have
their lunch break.
Speaker 5 (18:29):
Oh hell no.
Speaker 1 (18:30):
Even in high school. The first two years of high
school we had you had recess, not recess, but we
had PE. But first eight I went through first through
eighth grade and we had two recesses a day. And
then in high school we had PE for the first
two years and then whatever.
Speaker 2 (18:45):
Sports he had recess last year, damn, they took the
recess away this year.
Speaker 4 (18:49):
I don't think I think he said they don't have recess.
Speaker 5 (18:53):
What that's why.
Speaker 1 (18:55):
Man, he does have a.
Speaker 4 (18:56):
Pe though, but they just make him like right a mile.
Speaker 2 (18:59):
That's but once I get settled and do get back
into working out, my little I had like a little
thing I bought from TikTok that was like a.
Speaker 4 (19:11):
I don't know what you call it.
Speaker 2 (19:13):
It could unfold and there was like a step and
you could do a lot of different workouts with this
one little piece of equipment.
Speaker 1 (19:18):
That would fold up.
Speaker 2 (19:21):
It got I threw it out when I was moving
because it got like invaded with maggots. Remember when I
had the maggots and all the flies and stuff, which
I still I have so much. I have so much
PTSD from. If I see one fly in my house,
they freak out down because I used to not really
care because I thought flies died in like twelve.
Speaker 4 (19:42):
Hours or twenty four hours.
Speaker 5 (19:43):
Say I thought no.
Speaker 2 (19:44):
I thought it was like a day. So I was like, yeah, whatever,
it'll be dead tomorrow. And I don't know one one
just started breeding.
Speaker 1 (19:53):
I'll shoot thirty days.
Speaker 4 (19:55):
Oh shoot.
Speaker 1 (19:55):
House Flies typically live fifteen to thirty days. Why do
we both think they died after three days.
Speaker 4 (20:00):
I thought it was like twenty four or forty eight hours.
Speaker 5 (20:03):
What that's too long?
Speaker 2 (20:05):
Okay, I don't know, but my month is too long.
But I thought their live span is very very short.
So if I saw a fly in the house, I
like didn't really care as much. I'm like, yeah, whatever,
it was always just one or two, was never like
an issue, and then out of nowhere, man like.
Speaker 4 (20:23):
It was like a plague.
Speaker 2 (20:24):
There was just hell of flies on my sliding door
that was going on for like a week or two.
I was constantly like spraying them with I didn't have
any insects spray, but I was spray them with bleach
and then like just drown them and bleach and wipe
it up and throw it away. And then one Saturday
or Sunday, it was just the entire track of my
(20:45):
sliding door was just filled with maggots. I had my
little workout thing on the patio, I think because I
was like cleaning my house, so I like put it
out in the patio so I could mop the floor
and I never brought it back inside. But the little
workout thing was also maggots in it everywhere, and it
(21:06):
was that probably is the most like traumatizing thing I've
ever dealt with in my house, because it's like, I'm
so I have so much PTSD from like from that
that I freak out now if there's a fly in
my house. I have those those zo flight traps in
my outlets, and like, I just I don't want to
(21:29):
ever go through that again.
Speaker 1 (21:31):
Hell's no, Hey, real quick, do you have the Travis
Kelce the dating breakup Contract? Okay, so this leaked online.
The photo to me looks legit. You're looking at it
right now, do you think it's legit or you think
it's like an AI or a photoshop or somebody with
a printer at home.
Speaker 2 (21:48):
At first I thought it looks real, okay, and then
I thought if this is.
Speaker 4 (22:01):
How it's whoever made this know, like what to say?
Speaker 1 (22:09):
Yeah, unless you make this.
Speaker 2 (22:10):
Look real, unless it was AI generated, then the computer
makes all of this for you. But this looks like
very formal that that I feel like somebody who's just
making this up.
Speaker 4 (22:22):
Just to stir up.
Speaker 2 (22:23):
Some tea and start some drama. They're either in the
industry or something, because there's no way a normal person
would be able to type all.
Speaker 4 (22:32):
This up and be like, there you go. That looks believable.
Speaker 1 (22:34):
So what I heard is that the company that's on
the header that's actually his PR company, Like, so that
part is legit something. Well, maybe it's somebody that works
there and like they're disgruntled or they just want to
throw some flames, some gas on the flames. So this
is it's a physical paper contract allegedly stating out how
(22:54):
Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce are gonna break up and
how explain it to the media.
Speaker 2 (22:59):
Comprehensive media plan for Travis Kelcey's public relations following breakup
with Taylor Swift. There's an objective. There's key messages with
bullet points. There's media strategy with bullet points.
Speaker 5 (23:13):
Let me see what are some highlights to.
Speaker 2 (23:15):
Effectively manage and navigate the fallout from the breakup between
Travis kelce and Taylor Swift. Ensuring Travis Kelcey retains a
positive public image, minimizes negative media portrayal, and continues to
build his personal and professional brands. That's the objective. Key messages,
(23:35):
respect and privacy, professional focus, personal growth.
Speaker 1 (23:40):
Yeah, like I said, that sounds like your typical breakup.
Speaker 2 (23:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (23:45):
I like respect and privacy during this time right now, I.
Speaker 2 (23:47):
Really just want to focus on work exactly, lettering myself
as a man and.
Speaker 4 (23:51):
An athlete right in those now did it say we
have a lot of love for each other.
Speaker 1 (24:04):
Our careers are taking us in a separate path.
Speaker 4 (24:06):
Yeah, I heard this before.
Speaker 1 (24:08):
Does it say does it say like the interviews they're
going to do or like the outlets they're going to
uh discuss the breakup with Okay, not on that, and
now what did they say about the date, because we
heard September twenty eighth was the breakup date specified in
this contract.
Speaker 5 (24:30):
Which is coming up.
Speaker 2 (24:32):
I don't see anything on here about a date, but
the article itself says the documents quickly gained attention from
the public due to the detailed explanation of how full
Scope supposedly planned to announce Kelsey and Swift split on
(24:54):
September twenty eighth, three days after the made up.
Speaker 4 (24:58):
Day of their breakup. So there's a those two break
up on September twenty fifth.
Speaker 1 (25:02):
Well, let's do the math, and then they are announcing on.
Speaker 4 (25:06):
The twenty announcing it on the twenty eighth.
Speaker 1 (25:08):
Interesting because there's a thing in Hollywood where bad news
breakups and whatnot. You announced that on a Friday or Saturday,
so it kind of has the weekend to kind of
die down a little bit because the main news cycle
is Monday through Friday. But if you announce some bad
news or bad publicity, you do it the on a Friday,
(25:28):
so that by the time Monday comes around, it's like, yeah,
that's old news. So much other stuff has happened. That
kind of lines up with the twenty eighth being a Saturday.
Speaker 4 (25:40):
The twenty eighth. This is Saturday.
Speaker 1 (25:42):
Uh huh.
Speaker 5 (25:42):
I'm looking at the calendar right now, the breakup day.
Speaker 1 (25:45):
What was the breakup day? Three days before one two three,
So the Wednesday, the twenty fifth.
Speaker 2 (25:54):
Their first game is September fifth, that's tomorrow. I wonder
if he's gonna cheat on her. You know what our
homework should be to go on TikTok.
Speaker 4 (26:13):
And look up.
Speaker 2 (26:14):
I'm because I'm trying to figure I don't I'm waiting.
I'm too tired to look for this myself. I'm trying
to figure out around that time or soon after, what
big event is happening, either with Taylor or with Travis.
Speaker 4 (26:31):
Does a concert not really a concert, but just like
what big like what's the word.
Speaker 2 (26:39):
Like? Is there like a like a milestone for them happening?
Or I wonder if this something happening around this time
as big as that, as big as a breakup is
to I don't know, stay at the top of mind
for something for X happening or whatever.
Speaker 1 (27:03):
It's just one piece of the puzzle you're saying.
Speaker 4 (27:07):
And you know who will know that?
Speaker 1 (27:08):
Huh TikTok?
Speaker 2 (27:09):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (27:09):
Well real quick.
Speaker 1 (27:11):
Lastly, speaking of football, I thought about this last night.
You saw you saw the San Francisco forty nine or
rookie that got shot over the weekend. Okay, so if
people who didn't know, he was at some sort of
like signing some autographs signing or something, and he was
in a car and some seventeen year old from Tracy
apparely approached the car or him to like, y'all give
(27:32):
me your watch, and he's like no, and then they tussled.
Gun goes off, shooting the forty nine er in the
chest and like up here in the chest, and then
the kid, the seventeen year old kid got shot. Also
somehow he shot himself in the tussle. Both of them
got shot because they both were transported.
Speaker 4 (27:49):
To the hospital.
Speaker 1 (27:50):
Yeah, what an idiot, I know. So this is what
I'm thinking. You're in San Francisco. You played for the
forty nine ers, right, your local some.
Speaker 4 (27:58):
Kids, he local, like local law.
Speaker 1 (28:00):
I don't know where he's from, but.
Speaker 4 (28:01):
He can't be he can't. There's no way.
Speaker 5 (28:03):
I don't think so either there.
Speaker 4 (28:04):
Yeah, okay, so here's they don't like.
Speaker 1 (28:07):
So this kid, this seventeen year old kid, is not
going to be tried as an adult as far as
we know right now, but he will be brought up
on attempted murder charges. So let's say you're this rookie,
you're this forty nine or rookie, this seventeen year old
try to rob you and kill you. Would you be like,
all is forgiven, my child, you're young, you've gone astray.
(28:29):
I'm dropping charges because if he goes touse because he's seventeen.
I just heard all this on the news. Because he's seventeen.
If he goes to he's not gonna be tryed to
an adult. He's gonna go to juvie. They can only
hold him until he's twenty five, So the max he's
gonna do is six years in jail.
Speaker 4 (28:46):
Have fun.
Speaker 1 (28:48):
You're not dropping charges. You're gonna be like, hey, I'm
a forty nine er. You know I have an image
to uphold. No, I got to be the good guy. Nope, no,
hell no, no no. But hey, he's seventeen. Was that
what if he has a bad upbringing? Sorry, neighborhood kids
were bullying him into doing this to join a gang
or something.
Speaker 4 (29:07):
Hey I got bullied too. You don't see me out
here robbing people.
Speaker 1 (29:10):
With a gun, like a real ass gun. I just
like shave me off.
Speaker 4 (29:15):
Sure it's sad, and sure I may.
Speaker 2 (29:19):
Be like, oh man, that sucks. Like he's so young.
I'm sure he's a smart kid, but it's like you
want to fucking be streets so bad?
Speaker 4 (29:27):
Here you go.
Speaker 1 (29:28):
Yeah, I don't know anything else about the story. I
don't know what this kid looks like, his name. All
I know is where he's from, how old he is,
And then this fort is like I don't know any
of his backstory at I'm just saying, given what we know,
are you gonna be like it's okay, I'm gonna drop
the charges. I'm no, because I'm gonna take a chance
on you if you want to.
Speaker 2 (29:48):
Do something like I don't know, say you feel bad
and you you do want to help this kid, Like
what better way to help him than to be like, hey,
there's fucking consequences to be in a dickhead like yeah, yeah,
hopefully when you're twenty five you'll be a better person. Like,
because who's to say he's not gonna now he's gonna
(30:09):
go run off and be like I got away with it,
Like sure, you know what I mean? They can't catch
they can't keep me down, they can't catch me. I'm
gonna go do it again.
Speaker 5 (30:18):
Yeah, I was thinking about that yesterday.
Speaker 1 (30:20):
I'm like, I wonder if he's gonna come out at
some press conference and be like, I'm not pressing charges.
Speaker 4 (30:25):
He's stupid to not let me see let me what's
his name again?
Speaker 1 (30:28):
Ryan? Ryan something not Ryan Reynolds. Look up, it's like
Parcel or Pearcell.
Speaker 4 (30:38):
Logan Ryan no, uh.
Speaker 5 (30:42):
Forty nine or rookie shot.
Speaker 1 (30:44):
Wow, that came up fast, Ricky Parcel, Percell, p E
A R s A L L Piercell. John Lynch gives
an update.
Speaker 2 (30:54):
Okay, let's see teen suspect. Very sorry, I'm I'm very
sorry for you.
Speaker 1 (31:01):
Also, the team was arraigned on attempted murder charges. This
was as of three hours ago.
Speaker 4 (31:06):
Did the kid knew who he was and that's why
he robbed him?
Speaker 1 (31:10):
I think it was just because he had a flashy watch?
Speaker 3 (31:13):
Is it rookie?
Speaker 1 (31:14):
I don't think anybody knows who this guy is unless
he was at the forty.
Speaker 2 (31:19):
Yeah, and they're not gonna because this kid's a minor,
They're they're not nobody knows who he is.
Speaker 5 (31:27):
Huh huh uh. Yeah, good point. I didn't think about that.
Speaker 4 (31:33):
Uh, that's why we don't know anything about him.
Speaker 5 (31:36):
Huh huh.
Speaker 4 (31:39):
Interesting. Yeah, No, I wouldn't drop charges fuck that.
Speaker 1 (31:44):
Hell no, bro like you you Shore And also you're
this what's the name, who's the Fortyana guy?
Speaker 4 (31:50):
Ryan Ricky?
Speaker 5 (31:52):
Ricky.
Speaker 1 (31:54):
I've seen a lot of like podcasts and like X
full ex athletes and football players like you know how
they all have podcasts like Shannon Sharp and Ocho Sinko.
They're like, hey, man, like you can buy another watch.
Someone wants to steal your car. You could buy another car.
They want to take your money, give them the wallet,
like nothing's worth worth losing your life over. And if
this dude got shot in the chest, he was close
(32:15):
to dining. I think it was up towards the show.
Speaker 2 (32:17):
My first thought when when you were asking, when you
were starting to ask me this question, I thought you
were going to be like, what would you do in
that situation? So I was already thinking of my answer.
First of all, I'm not going nowhere in San Francisco
or nowhere where it's like hot like that. I'm not
going nowhere with real jewelry. On first of all first mistake,
don't fucking wear that shit.
Speaker 1 (32:38):
Yeah, like even.
Speaker 4 (32:39):
When I'm walking around.
Speaker 2 (32:41):
Say one example, a very completely unplanned stop. Okay, I
was at a I think it was after a Giant's game, right.
I have my little fucking my Louis bag that it's
like it's like the only I have like maybe two
or three purses. This is this one's small. I just
like put what I need in it. I've been using
(33:03):
it for a while. Whatever, It's the bag I wear
every day.
Speaker 1 (33:05):
Yeah, we me and.
Speaker 2 (33:08):
My sister got dropped off what's that one street is
a Mission Street.
Speaker 4 (33:15):
We got dropped off on Mission Street.
Speaker 2 (33:18):
Just to run into a liquor store because there was
no parking, so we hopped out the car ran across
the street to a liquor store. That one was like
didn't have what we wanted, So we like walked down
a little more into another liquor store.
Speaker 4 (33:31):
But that entire time, you think I fucking had my
Louis bag on my arm and I'm just waltzing down. No,
I tucked that ship into my jacket.
Speaker 2 (33:41):
I put I put my purse on over my shoulder
and then my jacket on over that, so it didn't
even look like I.
Speaker 4 (33:48):
Had a purse or like I was carrying anything.
Speaker 2 (33:52):
Like who, like, you don't flash that ship and if
you're going to it's not gonna be real right right,
Like to me, that's common sense.
Speaker 1 (34:01):
Yeah, but this athlete rookie just probably was his first
big purchase.
Speaker 2 (34:07):
He probably wears it to sleep like and you watch like,
which I get, but like somebody you gotta know, like
especially if you're gonna be out in like in San
Francisco and like how long have you been living there?
Probably not very long. I highly doubt he's like a
local local. You know, you're not gonna walk around Oakland
with a flash.
Speaker 5 (34:27):
Come on, like, come on, I know.
Speaker 4 (34:30):
The hood is jealous as fuck.
Speaker 5 (34:32):
Yeah all right, so yeah I probably would have done
the same thing.
Speaker 4 (34:35):
Not so that was my first thing.
Speaker 1 (34:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (34:38):
My first thing was I wouldn't have been wearing real jewelry.
Speaker 1 (34:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (34:40):
My second thing was I would have just given it
to him.
Speaker 1 (34:43):
You just give it up, right, yeah, give him that
dumb light, give him that mount it just mountain.
Speaker 4 (34:50):
Living that deal.
Speaker 1 (34:52):
All right, be careful out there. Thank you for tuning in,
and uh here in the podcast.
Speaker 2 (34:56):
Wait, whatever you would have like what if do you
think this would really work if somebody was trying to
rob you and then all of a sudden, the other
person's like, did.
Speaker 4 (35:05):
You just touch my dick?
Speaker 2 (35:06):
But like really loud, do you think the criminal with
the gun out? I feel like this could go like
either two ways, Like they could be like, bro, like
what the fuck now? And then they run away because
they don't want people to think that they're gay, or
they get really mad that you're trying to make people
think they're gay.
Speaker 4 (35:24):
They shoot you.
Speaker 1 (35:25):
Yeah, like they had no plans on shooting you, but
now you just call them gay.
Speaker 4 (35:28):
They have to like prove their point.
Speaker 1 (35:30):
Like but then it's like the priest has given you
your eulogy. Strawberry's last words were did you did you
just touch my dick? That's how you want to be remembered.
What if you just like pulled your pants down, But
then the cops will find you like half naked, like
what was really going on during this robbery?
Speaker 2 (35:51):
And now everyone thinks the robbers gay.
Speaker 1 (35:55):
Joke's on you as you're dying, Like I'm gonna take
my pants off off right now so that people.
Speaker 2 (36:01):
Will fish after you're dying, You're like, if I die
you're gay.
Speaker 4 (36:06):
If I die, you're gay?
Speaker 5 (36:07):
Have you seen that?
Speaker 1 (36:08):
TikTok dudes will walk out like it's some like teenagers.
They'll walk up to people in the mall with a
camera English, No, not that. When they go they go,
they go, Hey guys, first person to move is gay?
Speaker 4 (36:19):
And Spanish?
Speaker 1 (36:21):
Spanish English guy.
Speaker 2 (36:22):
He starts with Spanish or English so that he can
say that in whatever language they speak.
Speaker 1 (36:27):
That's funny. I haven't seen the first part.
Speaker 2 (36:29):
He says, whoever moves first is gay.
Speaker 1 (36:33):
But you have to be so immature for that to
even matter to you. But if someone did that to me,
I'm like, I get the fuck out of here.
Speaker 4 (36:39):
Bro, Come on, Oh you lost now you're gay.
Speaker 1 (36:42):
I'm not, though, but I don't care if you think
I am. Like have you seen this?
Speaker 2 (36:45):
Have you seen this one? How does it say when
I snap my fingers, you're gonna forget that you were gay?
Speaker 4 (36:53):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (36:53):
You mean the video that I texted you? And you go,
that's funny.
Speaker 5 (36:55):
I love that.
Speaker 1 (36:57):
I texted you that video and I love that trend.
Speaker 4 (37:00):
What are you talking about?
Speaker 1 (37:01):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (37:01):
Okay, did you remember that you were gay?
Speaker 1 (37:04):
That's an interesting question, and let's wrap.
Speaker 4 (37:09):
Did you forget that me again that video I sent
you that video. I actually seen it all all the
time a lot, so so.
Speaker 5 (37:17):
I didn't count.
Speaker 1 (37:18):
So Saturday, one one in the morning, I texted you that. Okay, sorry,
I love that Trump.
Speaker 4 (37:24):
Well, sorry, I forgot.
Speaker 2 (37:26):
I wasn't saying that like I fucking discovered it. Strawberry
Columbus called down, like I was just saying I like it.
Speaker 5 (37:35):
Yeah, those guys are funny. Those guys are hell of funny.
Speaker 1 (37:38):
Okay, let's wrap up this podcast on Instagram, we were
at Strawberry and Lazette.
Speaker 4 (37:42):
I'm at Lisette Love l A Z E T t
E l O V e E.
Speaker 1 (37:46):
I'm at Strawberry Radio. We'll talk to you next time.
Thanks for streaming and for checking out our YouTube page.
You can watch this podcast and we'll talk you next time.
Speaker 5 (37:53):
Peace.
Speaker 4 (37:53):
Whoever is this piece versus gay, it's too late.
Speaker 1 (37:57):
You'll see you're gay.
On episode forty one of the Strawberry and Lazette Mexican
Ginger Podcast, we talked about the Travis Kelce Taylor Swift
break up contract that leaked online. Old people still working,
and Lazette roasts her son for not being strong. All
that and more coming up next, It's podcast time.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
It's the Strawberry and Lisette Mexican Ginger Podcast.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
Not suitable for a younger audience.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
All right, it's the Strawberry Lazette Mexican Ginger Podcast. Not
intended for younger audiences. Remind me before we leave, I
need to vemo you how much? How much do I
need to fifteen dollars? Fifteen dollars? It was the hardest
thing to do. So the battery died in the car.
Right left the dome light on. Car battery died.
Speaker 4 (00:43):
You were just on a roll with like leaving stuff on.
I know I burst the gas, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
I know, So leave the dome light on. Battery dies.
Speaker 5 (00:53):
I'm like, oh, man.
Speaker 4 (00:54):
You have a dome light in your car.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
Yeah, so you don't have a dome light. Every car
is a dome light.
Speaker 4 (01:00):
I don't get dome every time I turn a light on?
Like what like you have a light.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
You're telling me, okay, when you turn this light on,
his signals signals.
Speaker 5 (01:13):
Hey, baby, that's so funny. Shut up.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
I'm gonna call this the dome light. This episode is
called dome Light.
Speaker 5 (01:23):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
So I'm like, no worries. Uh, I'll after, you know,
I'll get a ride to work. Go to Costco. Costco
has those those little jumper cable thing packs where it's like, hey,
it's it's a it's a portable like battery jumper. Plus
it'll it's an air compressure, plus it's a radio, pluses
all this. So I buy it last night. I'm like,
no worries, I charge it up. I'm charging it all night.
(01:47):
Didn't charge The thing is faulty. So I bought a
faulty battery jumper. My god, damn it. Fine, get a
ride to O'Reilly. Go to O'Reilly, I buy jumper cables.
Uber picks me up. Hey, how's your day going? And
not that great man the battery die. That's why I
had to come here to get jumper cables.
Speaker 4 (02:04):
He's like, oh, okay, this is what you were doing
all morning?
Speaker 1 (02:06):
Yeah, all morning. He's like okay, And so I'm like,
you know what, because I was.
Speaker 4 (02:11):
Gonna have my name you just like instacart it.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
Instacart. The jumper cables, Yeah, I guess I could have,
but I was looking for another like pack, like another
like battery charger portable pack thing.
Speaker 5 (02:25):
Yeah, I guess I could have, but I was already costco.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
So I was gonna get have my neighbor jump me,
and I'm like, pause, party, what a.
Speaker 4 (02:35):
Morning you have?
Speaker 2 (02:36):
Like, amen, have a really bad day, really need to
get jumped, So say less.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
The uber sorry the lift driver.
Speaker 5 (02:42):
I don't know why.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
What if your neighbor was like I've been fucking waiting
for this day and just beats your ass, just beats
the ship out of you.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
So it's one of those I'm like, yeah, you know,
not days not going great, budd day's not going great.
Need jumper cables, Like, how's yours? He goes, Oh, not good,
very slow, nobody's driving. It's too hot at a thick accent.
I'm not sure thick accent. You know I'm not making
much money today. I'm like, oh, in the last couple
of times I've been in ride shairs, the drivers have
(03:11):
always kind of dropped like how much money they aren't
making I'm like, I get it, I'll tip you, don't worry.
But they always kind of do that not making a
lot of money today, or I need I gotta stay
out here for three more hours.
Speaker 4 (03:23):
You give them more money when they say that.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
No, but like they lately, it's been a trend. Even
know a lot of ride shairs lately, and they always
kind of like, what if they're doing.
Speaker 4 (03:32):
That on part? What if it's like a scat guarantee?
Speaker 5 (03:33):
They are guarantee, they are.
Speaker 4 (03:35):
Why do you keep sending money? That's what you had
me send money for?
Speaker 1 (03:38):
No, no, no, no, no, sorry, I haven't got there part okay,
So so next time, just be like, oh damn, that's crazy.
Speaker 4 (03:44):
Fit your headphones in like a normal person.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
So the lift driver's taking me back home and I'm like,
you know what, I'm like, I'll tell you what, can
you just jump me? Can you just jump my car
when we get home, I'll shoot you an extra twenty
bucks in the tip. He goes, oh yeah, yeah, that'll
be great that you know, I haven't made a lot
of money today. That'll cover me. That'll be great. I'm like,
all right, cool. So he drops me off. I'm like,
let me go get the key, I'll pop the hood.
(04:08):
We'll do this thing. Pop the hood jumps the car.
I'm like, thanks, bro, and he goes all right, and
he's kind of standing there. He's like, can we can
we close out now? Can you do it right now?
I'm like, sure, of course. You don't trust me that
I'm gonna do it later? Sure, no problem. So I
go on the app to tip him twenty bucks like
I said I would. The app says, nope, you can
only tip seventeen dollars and ninety eight cents.
Speaker 4 (04:28):
What app was this?
Speaker 1 (04:29):
It was lyft and I guess because my ride was
so short, they're not letting people over tip, which is weird.
I'm like, if I want to tip this guy fifty
bucks on a ten dollars ride, why can't I do that?
But a lift is like, no, no, no, we're onto
your sketchy stuff. So I'm like, hey man, they're only
gonna let me tip seventeen bucks. He goes, what about cash?
Speaker 5 (04:49):
I don't need cash. I don't have cash.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
He goes all right, and I'm like, do you have Venmo?
Do you have PayPal? Do you have Apple pay? He goes, no,
I have cash app I'm like, I got cash app?
Speaker 5 (05:01):
Do I have a click?
Speaker 1 (05:02):
And so he goes wrong with cash I just don't
have it?
Speaker 4 (05:04):
What's wrong with cash at nothing?
Speaker 1 (05:06):
I'm just he didn't know. What do you mean? What
do I look like?
Speaker 5 (05:08):
I look like, come on.
Speaker 4 (05:10):
What does that mean?
Speaker 5 (05:10):
You know the difference?
Speaker 4 (05:11):
What does that mean?
Speaker 5 (05:12):
You know the difference?
Speaker 4 (05:13):
What does that mean?
Speaker 1 (05:14):
I have Vemo and Apple pay and PayPal and was
the one he wanted me a Zell?
Speaker 5 (05:19):
I have Zell?
Speaker 4 (05:20):
Come on, so what so what is cash app?
Speaker 1 (05:24):
You know?
Speaker 4 (05:25):
No?
Speaker 2 (05:26):
I don't because everyone everyone has different ones.
Speaker 4 (05:30):
I just have them all.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
I realized that I need to get cash app though.
Speaker 4 (05:33):
No, hold on, we're not going to graze over this.
What does cash at mean?
Speaker 2 (05:37):
Well?
Speaker 4 (05:38):
What do you what are you trying to say? Is
it for poor people?
Speaker 5 (05:41):
I didn't say that.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
I didn't say that either.
Speaker 4 (05:46):
I feel like you're insinuating something.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
No, no, no, no, no, Like we all go shopping in
different stores and malls.
Speaker 4 (05:53):
So West cash apt for Garden and Zell is for Galleria. Like,
what are you saying?
Speaker 1 (05:59):
That's that's a great metaphor that.
Speaker 4 (06:03):
So you think that's great? You think it's for the
blacks and the Brown.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
I did not say that.
Speaker 4 (06:09):
That's what you're insinuated. I did that, Yes you are.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
I'm just saying I have. I have zel anyway, so
I go look, I said, I'm like, yeah, I can zell.
You brought no problem. So I'm logging into my Chase app.
For whatever reason, it's not letting me log in. I'm like,
all right, dude, I don't have and we're staying on
my driveway for five minutes.
Speaker 4 (06:28):
He's probably like this guy got no gutdamn.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
But he I mean, he's at my house, he knows
where I live. I already sent him seventeen bucks on
on lift, like he's gonna get some money. So I
can't you sure you don't have Apple pay? You have
an iPhone. Every iPhone has Apple Pay.
Speaker 4 (06:42):
Not my mom doesn't.
Speaker 5 (06:43):
No heavy birthday then Mama Coco.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
And so he's like, let me call my wife and
he calls her and he keeps calling it apple cash
because I don't know what language you're speaking, but all
I can understand is applecash, Apple cash, Apple cash. I'm like, dude,
it's not Apple cash, it's Apple pay.
Speaker 5 (06:57):
Like your wife has no idea what you're saying.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
Apple cash Applecash, Apple Cash, Apple Cash and he hangs
up the phone. He's like, Nope, only have cash App.
Speaker 5 (07:03):
I don't have Apple Pay. I'm like, oh my god.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
I can't vemo you. I can't sell you. I PayPal you.
Speaker 4 (07:09):
And all that time, you could have just downloaded cash apps.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
I really could have.
Speaker 5 (07:12):
I could have. I'm gonna do it today.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
And so I'm gonna go, you know what, this may
be weird, but hold on, I'm gonna call somebody. So
I call you. I'm like, you have cash app. Yeah,
you did cash app. This dude fifteen bucks. And so
you're like, is this a scam? I'm like, it's not
a scam. And so I didn't know for cash app
you need you need the number, you need his phone
number and his name, because he goes, here's my name. Also,
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I'm like, oh, okay, it's a long ass. You only
needed one, okay, And so I gave you both and
like fifteen bucks. And so I'm standing there and standing
there and it didn't say that the text was read.
So I'm standing there with this guy like in the
driveway next to me, and I'm like, I.
Speaker 5 (07:50):
Promise we're gonna get your money.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
And so I was about to text you like let
me know when you send it, and you go done,
and I'm like, all right, man, look she said it's done.
Fifteen bucks sent to you plus the seventeen that I sent.
And so he's like, I mean you want to check you.
Oh no, no, no, my wife has it. My wife
has the app the whole time. Oh my god.
Speaker 4 (08:10):
Well then I could have lied.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
He could have lied. But I'm like, all right, cool. Thanks.
He goes, oh, thank you, And I'm like, you want
a water or a paper toweler, like to wash your
hand or something like that, like do you want anything?
Speaker 4 (08:20):
So nice to this guy that just scammed you.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
He didn't scam me, well he kind of did. I
promised him twenty.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
Bucks and are the reason why California is the number
one state that gets scammed the most.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
I just I'm very empathetic. I'm empathetic. I can't tell
you how many times I've turned around, like if I'm
driving somewhere, if somebody is on the street panhandling, like
with a.
Speaker 4 (08:39):
Dog, you only care about the ones with dog, I.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
Know, because not only but it's it's because a dog
is innocent. A dog has no First off, they probably
kidnapp that dog. Let's be home.
Speaker 4 (08:53):
Yeah, well it depends on what kind of dog and
the condition.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
Yeah yeah, yeah, but like the dog, the dog is innocent.
Speaker 4 (09:00):
Is the dog's probably having fucking the best day of
his life, Like you don't know that.
Speaker 5 (09:04):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
I just feel bad, Like the dog's out here homeless
with the person. The person knows where to get help,
where to get handouts, where to get a shelter. The
dogs just like the.
Speaker 4 (09:12):
Probably do the doc just wants to be with their person.
Speaker 5 (09:14):
Maybe.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
But I turn around all the time and I'm like,
let me give you a gift card, let me give
the cash, let me go buy you a sandwich. So yeah,
I'm out here too empathetic.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
You know what makes me feel probably worse than seeing
a homeless person with the dog kids, no old people working.
Speaker 5 (09:33):
I was thinking about that the other day.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
Like when I'm like if I'm at Walmart, yeah, or
like if I'm shopping somewhere that's clearly like a anybody
can get this job type of deal, like a someone
at the cash register or someone like on a sales floor,
or like a janitor type deal, and it's an old
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person that yeah, it's obvious that they are, like I
don't know, in pain or walking slow.
Speaker 4 (10:01):
Or they got the shakes or something like that. That
makes me feel so bad if.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
They want to do it like to because my mom's
re tired now, but she is very busy. But if
somebody just wants some sort of like meaning in life,
they want to contribute. I get that that's why they're
doing it.
Speaker 2 (10:17):
I get a lot of them want to do it
just so so they don't feel lonely.
Speaker 4 (10:21):
Yeah, and I understand that.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
But you can you can tell, you don't know, you
can kind.
Speaker 4 (10:24):
Of tell when they're when they're happy to be there
and they're talking to you and they're just going and
they do have a great day.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
Or the ones that are doing it because like retirements
not enough and they're trying to pay their bills.
Speaker 4 (10:36):
Yeah, yeah, it's sad. That makes me so sad.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
I've had a bunch of elderly like lyft drivers and
and I just want where did I fly? I just
flew somewhere. And when I gave my bag to the
ticket counter, it was the oldest woman. I'm like, there's
no way Long Beach. Why did I fly to Long Beach?
I was just in Long Beach for some.
Speaker 4 (10:54):
Reason, the boot camp Oh no, no.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
No, Disneyland flew into Long Beach, any of that.
Speaker 4 (11:02):
Where the fun was boot Camp Sandy.
Speaker 3 (11:05):
And it was the she was the oldest woman. I'm like,
she's gonna pick up my fifty pounds suitcase and put
on the conveyor belt. I'm like, And none of her
coworkers are helping her. Like I felt super bad for her,
But you can't.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
You don't tip. You don't tip the the people up there.
You don't tip the desk clerks or.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
Like when I go to McDonald's or something and it's
like a super old person in the drive room, Like
I know, I know. This is not how you want
to be spending your Sunday morning.
Speaker 5 (11:28):
Like no, no, no, no, no, you.
Speaker 4 (11:29):
Want to be guardian, guardian, guardian.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
Garden, gardening, gardening, That's what I mean.
Speaker 5 (11:35):
I think about that.
Speaker 4 (11:36):
Oh my god, did I tell you I mounted my
TV by myself?
Speaker 1 (11:39):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (11:40):
Did I tell you?
Speaker 5 (11:40):
Were you lonely?
Speaker 4 (11:42):
What do you mean?
Speaker 5 (11:43):
Was a dome light on?
Speaker 4 (11:46):
I don't have a dumb light. What do you fucking
get it at?
Speaker 1 (11:52):
You mounted the TV by yourself? Yeah? You mounted it?
Speaker 4 (11:59):
Another word for fuck mounting.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
You mounted it?
Speaker 2 (12:03):
That must be like an old mounting, old lingo mounting
is a thing.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
I mean, you didn't never didn't get you didn't get
the insinuate the din know.
Speaker 4 (12:13):
What you were talking about? Oh my god, did you
guys mount? But that's like I've never heard of that.
Speaker 5 (12:21):
Okay, I've heard.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
Of like hunching or humping. Humped my TV by myself. No,
I hung it by myself the other day. I had
for a really long time since I moved into this
new place, my TV was just like I don't even
have a bedroom furniture, so I couldn't even like put
my TV just leaning on the dresser or something like that.
I got rid of all that because I'm gonna get
new ones. So I didn't have anything in my room
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at all to put my TV on. But it can't
sit on the floor because my bed is so high
that then I wouldn't be able to see it. So
I took you know that big case that all are
at home radio broadcast gear.
Speaker 1 (12:56):
Pelman Pelican case. What it's called a Pelican case.
Speaker 4 (13:00):
Why do you know weird stuff like that?
Speaker 1 (13:01):
That's what it's called all road like. Pelican is the
brand that like most roady gear.
Speaker 5 (13:09):
That is amazing.
Speaker 4 (13:11):
It's a giant suitcase, giant.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
Padded suitcase for to protect electronics. Yeah, yes, Pelican case.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
So I had that propped up on the wall and
then I had to balance my TV on top of it.
Speaker 5 (13:23):
It's a risky it's a risky game.
Speaker 2 (13:24):
You're plan was that, Well, I balanced my TV on
top of it, and then the handle that's on the side.
I kind of like like pulled the handle up and
put the TV behind it and then let go of
the handle because it kind of automatically closes the blatches down.
So now it's just it's holds pressure against the TV
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and it's holding it up.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
Anyways, for a month. You've been to this for a month.
Speaker 2 (13:48):
Yeah, okay, Yeah, and then yesterday, not yesterday. On Monday,
I was so tired Monday, I thought I was getting sick.
I thought I for sure was getting COVID or something.
I was just so tired and I almost felt hungover.
But I didn't drink On Sunday. I was just exhausted.
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I didn't want to do anything, but I can't just
let a whole day waste, So I thought, like.
Speaker 4 (14:16):
Let me see if I can put this TV up
there you go.
Speaker 2 (14:20):
So I put the bracket on the wall and then
the clips were already on the TV because it was
my old TV mount thing from my old apartment. And
my problem is that I think my TV was too big,
Like I don't know, all the times I've tried to
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carry it around, I feel like I've had trouble not
necessarily lifting it, but because my arms are so small,
like I can't pick it up comfortably enough to like
transport it or anything. So I thought, there's no way
I'm gonna be able to to fucking mount this TV
on the wall by myself. Like I can't lift it.
Speaker 4 (14:58):
I won't be able to lift it that high. Bitch,
I lifted it.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
What it's working out.
Speaker 4 (15:04):
You've been doing by myself? I actually haven't worked out
in so long.
Speaker 5 (15:07):
A protein drinks you've been drinking.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
I have been fucking up some protein even if even
though I haven't been working out, I do still try
to eat a lot of protein.
Speaker 1 (15:14):
There it is is that.
Speaker 5 (15:16):
What it is probably healthier.
Speaker 1 (15:18):
Your bones are actually not brittle anymore.
Speaker 4 (15:20):
They were never brittle.
Speaker 2 (15:22):
No, okay, but yeah, I like almost I was gonna
make my son help me because I thought, like, you know,
I don't trust him to be lifting shit.
Speaker 4 (15:33):
I'm actually stronger than him.
Speaker 1 (15:35):
Oh shoot.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
So I was like, I normally don't ask him to
help me with things because I'm better off just doing
it myself. But for that, I thought he can at
the very least, he should be able to hold up
one end of a TV.
Speaker 4 (15:49):
Like you got a fucking man up.
Speaker 1 (15:52):
Yeah, I got a man up.
Speaker 5 (15:53):
Bro do some pushups, man.
Speaker 4 (15:54):
Yeah. We went to my aunt's house. Now I started
talking shit about my son. We went to my aunt's house.
My little cousin has like like.
Speaker 2 (16:05):
A junior weight bench type thing, but it's like a
It's not just a weight bench in the bar.
Speaker 1 (16:15):
It has like like a bowflex.
Speaker 2 (16:17):
It has like a structure like really tall, like you
can hang from it and like do pull ups, and
you can connect bands on it and do like the
arm workouts. But then in between that is a little
workout bench with the bar. So we were showing we
were making him show us that he could bench all
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the weight he had. I think he had like eighty pounds.
I think he had eighty pounds total on the bar.
And so he's like, yeah, I could do.
Speaker 4 (16:56):
It, and he's younger.
Speaker 2 (16:58):
He's like a year older than my son, but he's
super fucking tall, like he's so tall now, and so
we're making him show us that he could bench it,
and then we're like, oh, we want to try like
all the girls. Right, So I took the twenty five's
off and I think I just had fifteen's on there,
so it was thirty and my aunt did it. She
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was struggling. My little sister did it. She was struggling.
Then I did it and it was like fuck it.
Like butter, I was like, a, we can put more
on here. They're like WHOA, I didn't know you were
that strong. I'm like, yeah, well, you know, everyone can't
be great. Then Jelannie tried to do it and he
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also was struggling, like zero muscle, and so I was like,
we gotta get you, We gotta get you doing something
like there's no way that you are taller than me now,
way more than me, and I'm still stronger than you.
Speaker 4 (17:58):
Yeah, you should be embarrassed.
Speaker 1 (18:01):
Do they have recess? What do they do for recess?
Speaker 4 (18:03):
I don't know. I think they just run a mile.
Speaker 1 (18:07):
We had and I hate to be like the old
guy like buck. It might day, but like we had
a ten thirty recess and then we had a twelve
o'clock like lunch recess, and it was the best time
because you would get out and you would play soccer.
You would play He doesn't have recess basketball, No, No.
Speaker 2 (18:22):
Middle schoolers don't have recess. They have like a like
a small in between class break and then they have
their lunch break.
Speaker 5 (18:29):
Oh hell no.
Speaker 1 (18:30):
Even in high school. The first two years of high
school we had you had recess, not recess, but we
had PE. But first eight I went through first through
eighth grade and we had two recesses a day. And
then in high school we had PE for the first
two years and then whatever.
Speaker 2 (18:45):
Sports he had recess last year, damn, they took the
recess away this year.
Speaker 4 (18:49):
I don't think I think he said they don't have recess.
Speaker 5 (18:53):
What that's why.
Speaker 1 (18:55):
Man, he does have a.
Speaker 4 (18:56):
Pe though, but they just make him like right a mile.
Speaker 2 (18:59):
That's but once I get settled and do get back
into working out, my little I had like a little
thing I bought from TikTok that was like a.
Speaker 4 (19:11):
I don't know what you call it.
Speaker 2 (19:13):
It could unfold and there was like a step and
you could do a lot of different workouts with this
one little piece of equipment.
Speaker 1 (19:18):
That would fold up.
Speaker 2 (19:21):
It got I threw it out when I was moving
because it got like invaded with maggots. Remember when I
had the maggots and all the flies and stuff, which
I still I have so much. I have so much
PTSD from. If I see one fly in my house,
they freak out down because I used to not really
care because I thought flies died in like twelve.
Speaker 4 (19:42):
Hours or twenty four hours.
Speaker 5 (19:43):
Say I thought no.
Speaker 2 (19:44):
I thought it was like a day. So I was like, yeah, whatever,
it'll be dead tomorrow. And I don't know one one
just started breeding.
Speaker 1 (19:53):
I'll shoot thirty days.
Speaker 4 (19:55):
Oh shoot.
Speaker 1 (19:55):
House Flies typically live fifteen to thirty days. Why do
we both think they died after three days.
Speaker 4 (20:00):
I thought it was like twenty four or forty eight hours.
Speaker 5 (20:03):
What that's too long?
Speaker 2 (20:05):
Okay, I don't know, but my month is too long.
But I thought their live span is very very short.
So if I saw a fly in the house, I
like didn't really care as much. I'm like, yeah, whatever,
it was always just one or two, was never like
an issue, and then out of nowhere, man like.
Speaker 4 (20:23):
It was like a plague.
Speaker 2 (20:24):
There was just hell of flies on my sliding door
that was going on for like a week or two.
I was constantly like spraying them with I didn't have
any insects spray, but I was spray them with bleach
and then like just drown them and bleach and wipe
it up and throw it away. And then one Saturday
or Sunday, it was just the entire track of my
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sliding door was just filled with maggots. I had my
little workout thing on the patio, I think because I
was like cleaning my house, so I like put it
out in the patio so I could mop the floor
and I never brought it back inside. But the little
workout thing was also maggots in it everywhere, and it
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was that probably is the most like traumatizing thing I've
ever dealt with in my house, because it's like, I'm
so I have so much PTSD from like from that
that I freak out now if there's a fly in
my house. I have those those zo flight traps in
my outlets, and like, I just I don't want to
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ever go through that again.
Speaker 1 (21:31):
Hell's no, Hey, real quick, do you have the Travis
Kelce the dating breakup Contract? Okay, so this leaked online.
The photo to me looks legit. You're looking at it
right now, do you think it's legit or you think
it's like an AI or a photoshop or somebody with
a printer at home.
Speaker 2 (21:48):
At first I thought it looks real, okay, and then
I thought if this is.
Speaker 4 (22:01):
How it's whoever made this know, like what to say?
Speaker 1 (22:09):
Yeah, unless you make this.
Speaker 2 (22:10):
Look real, unless it was AI generated, then the computer
makes all of this for you. But this looks like
very formal that that I feel like somebody who's just
making this up.
Speaker 4 (22:22):
Just to stir up.
Speaker 2 (22:23):
Some tea and start some drama. They're either in the
industry or something, because there's no way a normal person
would be able to type all.
Speaker 4 (22:32):
This up and be like, there you go. That looks believable.
Speaker 1 (22:34):
So what I heard is that the company that's on
the header that's actually his PR company, Like, so that
part is legit something. Well, maybe it's somebody that works
there and like they're disgruntled or they just want to
throw some flames, some gas on the flames. So this
is it's a physical paper contract allegedly stating out how
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Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce are gonna break up and
how explain it to the media.
Speaker 2 (22:59):
Comprehensive media plan for Travis Kelcey's public relations following breakup
with Taylor Swift. There's an objective. There's key messages with
bullet points. There's media strategy with bullet points.
Speaker 5 (23:13):
Let me see what are some highlights to.
Speaker 2 (23:15):
Effectively manage and navigate the fallout from the breakup between
Travis kelce and Taylor Swift. Ensuring Travis Kelcey retains a
positive public image, minimizes negative media portrayal, and continues to
build his personal and professional brands. That's the objective. Key messages,
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respect and privacy, professional focus, personal growth.
Speaker 1 (23:40):
Yeah, like I said, that sounds like your typical breakup.
Speaker 2 (23:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (23:45):
I like respect and privacy during this time right now, I.
Speaker 2 (23:47):
Really just want to focus on work exactly, lettering myself
as a man and.
Speaker 4 (23:51):
An athlete right in those now did it say we
have a lot of love for each other.
Speaker 1 (24:04):
Our careers are taking us in a separate path.
Speaker 4 (24:06):
Yeah, I heard this before.
Speaker 1 (24:08):
Does it say does it say like the interviews they're
going to do or like the outlets they're going to
uh discuss the breakup with Okay, not on that, and
now what did they say about the date, because we
heard September twenty eighth was the breakup date specified in
this contract.
Speaker 5 (24:30):
Which is coming up.
Speaker 2 (24:32):
I don't see anything on here about a date, but
the article itself says the documents quickly gained attention from
the public due to the detailed explanation of how full
Scope supposedly planned to announce Kelsey and Swift split on
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September twenty eighth, three days after the made up.
Speaker 4 (24:58):
Day of their breakup. So there's a those two break
up on September twenty fifth.
Speaker 1 (25:02):
Well, let's do the math, and then they are announcing on.
Speaker 4 (25:06):
The twenty announcing it on the twenty eighth.
Speaker 1 (25:08):
Interesting because there's a thing in Hollywood where bad news
breakups and whatnot. You announced that on a Friday or Saturday,
so it kind of has the weekend to kind of
die down a little bit because the main news cycle
is Monday through Friday. But if you announce some bad
news or bad publicity, you do it the on a Friday,
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so that by the time Monday comes around, it's like, yeah,
that's old news. So much other stuff has happened. That
kind of lines up with the twenty eighth being a Saturday.
Speaker 4 (25:40):
The twenty eighth. This is Saturday.
Speaker 1 (25:42):
Uh huh.
Speaker 5 (25:42):
I'm looking at the calendar right now, the breakup day.
Speaker 1 (25:45):
What was the breakup day? Three days before one two three,
So the Wednesday, the twenty fifth.
Speaker 2 (25:54):
Their first game is September fifth, that's tomorrow. I wonder
if he's gonna cheat on her. You know what our
homework should be to go on TikTok.
Speaker 4 (26:13):
And look up.
Speaker 2 (26:14):
I'm because I'm trying to figure I don't I'm waiting.
I'm too tired to look for this myself. I'm trying
to figure out around that time or soon after, what
big event is happening, either with Taylor or with Travis.
Speaker 4 (26:31):
Does a concert not really a concert, but just like
what big like what's the word.
Speaker 2 (26:39):
Like? Is there like a like a milestone for them happening?
Or I wonder if this something happening around this time
as big as that, as big as a breakup is
to I don't know, stay at the top of mind
for something for X happening or whatever.
Speaker 1 (27:03):
It's just one piece of the puzzle you're saying.
Speaker 4 (27:07):
And you know who will know that?
Speaker 1 (27:08):
Huh TikTok?
Speaker 2 (27:09):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (27:09):
Well real quick.
Speaker 1 (27:11):
Lastly, speaking of football, I thought about this last night.
You saw you saw the San Francisco forty nine or
rookie that got shot over the weekend. Okay, so if
people who didn't know, he was at some sort of
like signing some autographs signing or something, and he was
in a car and some seventeen year old from Tracy
apparely approached the car or him to like, y'all give
(27:32):
me your watch, and he's like no, and then they tussled.
Gun goes off, shooting the forty nine er in the
chest and like up here in the chest, and then
the kid, the seventeen year old kid got shot. Also
somehow he shot himself in the tussle. Both of them
got shot because they both were transported.
Speaker 4 (27:49):
To the hospital.
Speaker 1 (27:50):
Yeah, what an idiot, I know. So this is what
I'm thinking. You're in San Francisco. You played for the
forty nine ers, right, your local some.
Speaker 4 (27:58):
Kids, he local, like local law.
Speaker 1 (28:00):
I don't know where he's from, but.
Speaker 4 (28:01):
He can't be he can't. There's no way.
Speaker 5 (28:03):
I don't think so either there.
Speaker 4 (28:04):
Yeah, okay, so here's they don't like.
Speaker 1 (28:07):
So this kid, this seventeen year old kid, is not
going to be tried as an adult as far as
we know right now, but he will be brought up
on attempted murder charges. So let's say you're this rookie,
you're this forty nine or rookie, this seventeen year old
try to rob you and kill you. Would you be like,
all is forgiven, my child, you're young, you've gone astray.
(28:29):
I'm dropping charges because if he goes touse because he's seventeen.
I just heard all this on the news. Because he's seventeen.
If he goes to he's not gonna be tryed to
an adult. He's gonna go to juvie. They can only
hold him until he's twenty five, So the max he's
gonna do is six years in jail.
Speaker 4 (28:46):
Have fun.
Speaker 1 (28:48):
You're not dropping charges. You're gonna be like, hey, I'm
a forty nine er. You know I have an image
to uphold. No, I got to be the good guy. Nope, no,
hell no, no no. But hey, he's seventeen. Was that
what if he has a bad upbringing? Sorry, neighborhood kids
were bullying him into doing this to join a gang
or something.
Speaker 4 (29:07):
Hey I got bullied too. You don't see me out
here robbing people.
Speaker 1 (29:10):
With a gun, like a real ass gun. I just
like shave me off.
Speaker 4 (29:15):
Sure it's sad, and sure I may.
Speaker 2 (29:19):
Be like, oh man, that sucks. Like he's so young.
I'm sure he's a smart kid, but it's like you
want to fucking be streets so bad?
Speaker 4 (29:27):
Here you go.
Speaker 1 (29:28):
Yeah, I don't know anything else about the story. I
don't know what this kid looks like, his name. All
I know is where he's from, how old he is,
And then this fort is like I don't know any
of his backstory at I'm just saying, given what we know,
are you gonna be like it's okay, I'm gonna drop
the charges. I'm no, because I'm gonna take a chance
on you if you want to.
Speaker 2 (29:48):
Do something like I don't know, say you feel bad
and you you do want to help this kid, Like
what better way to help him than to be like, hey,
there's fucking consequences to be in a dickhead like yeah, yeah,
hopefully when you're twenty five you'll be a better person. Like,
because who's to say he's not gonna now he's gonna
(30:09):
go run off and be like I got away with it,
Like sure, you know what I mean? They can't catch
they can't keep me down, they can't catch me. I'm
gonna go do it again.
Speaker 5 (30:18):
Yeah, I was thinking about that yesterday.
Speaker 1 (30:20):
I'm like, I wonder if he's gonna come out at
some press conference and be like, I'm not pressing charges.
Speaker 4 (30:25):
He's stupid to not let me see let me what's
his name again?
Speaker 1 (30:28):
Ryan? Ryan something not Ryan Reynolds. Look up, it's like
Parcel or Pearcell.
Speaker 4 (30:38):
Logan Ryan no, uh.
Speaker 5 (30:42):
Forty nine or rookie shot.
Speaker 1 (30:44):
Wow, that came up fast, Ricky Parcel, Percell, p E
A R s A L L Piercell. John Lynch gives
an update.
Speaker 2 (30:54):
Okay, let's see teen suspect. Very sorry, I'm I'm very
sorry for you.
Speaker 1 (31:01):
Also, the team was arraigned on attempted murder charges. This
was as of three hours ago.
Speaker 4 (31:06):
Did the kid knew who he was and that's why
he robbed him?
Speaker 1 (31:10):
I think it was just because he had a flashy watch?
Speaker 3 (31:13):
Is it rookie?
Speaker 1 (31:14):
I don't think anybody knows who this guy is unless
he was at the forty.
Speaker 2 (31:19):
Yeah, and they're not gonna because this kid's a minor,
They're they're not nobody knows who he is.
Speaker 5 (31:27):
Huh huh uh. Yeah, good point. I didn't think about that.
Speaker 4 (31:33):
Uh, that's why we don't know anything about him.
Speaker 5 (31:36):
Huh huh.
Speaker 4 (31:39):
Interesting. Yeah, No, I wouldn't drop charges fuck that.
Speaker 1 (31:44):
Hell no, bro like you you Shore And also you're
this what's the name, who's the Fortyana guy?
Speaker 4 (31:50):
Ryan Ricky?
Speaker 5 (31:52):
Ricky.
Speaker 1 (31:54):
I've seen a lot of like podcasts and like X
full ex athletes and football players like you know how
they all have podcasts like Shannon Sharp and Ocho Sinko.
They're like, hey, man, like you can buy another watch.
Someone wants to steal your car. You could buy another car.
They want to take your money, give them the wallet,
like nothing's worth worth losing your life over. And if
this dude got shot in the chest, he was close
(32:15):
to dining. I think it was up towards the show.
Speaker 2 (32:17):
My first thought when when you were asking, when you
were starting to ask me this question, I thought you
were going to be like, what would you do in
that situation? So I was already thinking of my answer.
First of all, I'm not going nowhere in San Francisco
or nowhere where it's like hot like that. I'm not
going nowhere with real jewelry. On first of all first mistake,
don't fucking wear that shit.
Speaker 1 (32:38):
Yeah, like even.
Speaker 4 (32:39):
When I'm walking around.
Speaker 2 (32:41):
Say one example, a very completely unplanned stop. Okay, I
was at a I think it was after a Giant's game, right.
I have my little fucking my Louis bag that it's
like it's like the only I have like maybe two
or three purses. This is this one's small. I just
like put what I need in it. I've been using
(33:03):
it for a while. Whatever, It's the bag I wear
every day.
Speaker 1 (33:05):
Yeah, we me and.
Speaker 2 (33:08):
My sister got dropped off what's that one street is
a Mission Street.
Speaker 4 (33:15):
We got dropped off on Mission Street.
Speaker 2 (33:18):
Just to run into a liquor store because there was
no parking, so we hopped out the car ran across
the street to a liquor store. That one was like
didn't have what we wanted, So we like walked down
a little more into another liquor store.
Speaker 4 (33:31):
But that entire time, you think I fucking had my
Louis bag on my arm and I'm just waltzing down. No,
I tucked that ship into my jacket.
Speaker 2 (33:41):
I put I put my purse on over my shoulder
and then my jacket on over that, so it didn't
even look like I.
Speaker 4 (33:48):
Had a purse or like I was carrying anything.
Speaker 2 (33:52):
Like who, like, you don't flash that ship and if
you're going to it's not gonna be real right right,
Like to me, that's common sense.
Speaker 1 (34:01):
Yeah, but this athlete rookie just probably was his first
big purchase.
Speaker 2 (34:07):
He probably wears it to sleep like and you watch like,
which I get, but like somebody you gotta know, like
especially if you're gonna be out in like in San
Francisco and like how long have you been living there?
Probably not very long. I highly doubt he's like a
local local. You know, you're not gonna walk around Oakland
with a flash.
Speaker 5 (34:27):
Come on, like, come on, I know.
Speaker 4 (34:30):
The hood is jealous as fuck.
Speaker 5 (34:32):
Yeah all right, so yeah I probably would have done
the same thing.
Speaker 4 (34:35):
Not so that was my first thing.
Speaker 1 (34:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (34:38):
My first thing was I wouldn't have been wearing real jewelry.
Speaker 1 (34:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (34:40):
My second thing was I would have just given it
to him.
Speaker 1 (34:43):
You just give it up, right, yeah, give him that
dumb light, give him that mount it just mountain.
Speaker 4 (34:50):
Living that deal.
Speaker 1 (34:52):
All right, be careful out there. Thank you for tuning in,
and uh here in the podcast.
Speaker 2 (34:56):
Wait, whatever you would have like what if do you
think this would really work if somebody was trying to
rob you and then all of a sudden, the other
person's like, did.
Speaker 4 (35:05):
You just touch my dick?
Speaker 2 (35:06):
But like really loud, do you think the criminal with
the gun out? I feel like this could go like
either two ways, Like they could be like, bro, like
what the fuck now? And then they run away because
they don't want people to think that they're gay, or
they get really mad that you're trying to make people
think they're gay.
Speaker 4 (35:24):
They shoot you.
Speaker 1 (35:25):
Yeah, like they had no plans on shooting you, but
now you just call them gay.
Speaker 4 (35:28):
They have to like prove their point.
Speaker 1 (35:30):
Like but then it's like the priest has given you
your eulogy. Strawberry's last words were did you did you
just touch my dick? That's how you want to be remembered.
What if you just like pulled your pants down, But
then the cops will find you like half naked, like
what was really going on during this robbery?
Speaker 2 (35:51):
And now everyone thinks the robbers gay.
Speaker 1 (35:55):
Joke's on you as you're dying, Like I'm gonna take
my pants off off right now so that people.
Speaker 2 (36:01):
Will fish after you're dying, You're like, if I die
you're gay.
Speaker 4 (36:06):
If I die, you're gay?
Speaker 5 (36:07):
Have you seen that?
Speaker 1 (36:08):
TikTok dudes will walk out like it's some like teenagers.
They'll walk up to people in the mall with a
camera English, No, not that. When they go they go,
they go, Hey guys, first person to move is gay?
Speaker 4 (36:19):
And Spanish?
Speaker 1 (36:21):
Spanish English guy.
Speaker 2 (36:22):
He starts with Spanish or English so that he can
say that in whatever language they speak.
Speaker 1 (36:27):
That's funny. I haven't seen the first part.
Speaker 2 (36:29):
He says, whoever moves first is gay.
Speaker 1 (36:33):
But you have to be so immature for that to
even matter to you. But if someone did that to me,
I'm like, I get the fuck out of here.
Speaker 4 (36:39):
Bro, Come on, Oh you lost now you're gay.
Speaker 1 (36:42):
I'm not, though, but I don't care if you think
I am. Like have you seen this?
Speaker 2 (36:45):
Have you seen this one? How does it say when
I snap my fingers, you're gonna forget that you were gay?
Speaker 4 (36:53):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (36:53):
You mean the video that I texted you? And you go,
that's funny.
Speaker 5 (36:55):
I love that.
Speaker 1 (36:57):
I texted you that video and I love that trend.
Speaker 4 (37:00):
What are you talking about?
Speaker 1 (37:01):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (37:01):
Okay, did you remember that you were gay?
Speaker 1 (37:04):
That's an interesting question, and let's wrap.
Speaker 4 (37:09):
Did you forget that me again that video I sent
you that video. I actually seen it all all the
time a lot, so so.
Speaker 5 (37:17):
I didn't count.
Speaker 1 (37:18):
So Saturday, one one in the morning, I texted you that. Okay, sorry,
I love that Trump.
Speaker 4 (37:24):
Well, sorry, I forgot.
Speaker 2 (37:26):
I wasn't saying that like I fucking discovered it. Strawberry
Columbus called down, like I was just saying I like it.
Speaker 5 (37:35):
Yeah, those guys are funny. Those guys are hell of funny.
Speaker 1 (37:38):
Okay, let's wrap up this podcast on Instagram, we were
at Strawberry and Lazette.
Speaker 4 (37:42):
I'm at Lisette Love l A Z E T t
E l O V e E.
Speaker 1 (37:46):
I'm at Strawberry Radio. We'll talk to you next time.
Thanks for streaming and for checking out our YouTube page.
You can watch this podcast and we'll talk you next time.
Speaker 5 (37:53):
Peace.
Speaker 4 (37:53):
Whoever is this piece versus gay, it's too late.
Speaker 1 (37:57):
You'll see you're gay.
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