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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Episode forty two of the Strawberry and Lazette Mexican Ginger Podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
We talked about.
Speaker 1 (00:04):
Ordering money on Amazon dot Com, leaving spare tires in
the hotel, the Mendez Brothers and Menudo connection, all that
and more.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Coming up next, It's podcast time.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
It's the Strawberry and Li's that Mexican ginger podcast not
suitable for a younger audience.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
The first one. The first one, I'm gonna try to
repurpose for an on air break so we can have
fun with it, obviously, and it'll be a longer form
and I'll just trim it down for on air replay.
So just hold off on the cussing.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
You should you should have gave me that speech on
it on the podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
Oh yeah, yeah, I should have.
Speaker 3 (00:45):
Like, Okay, starting now, no cussing because if this goes well,
I want to play this on air.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
Get it out of your system now.
Speaker 4 (00:52):
Fuck all right.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
Welcome to the Strawberry and Lazette Mexican Ginger Podcast, Not
intended for younger audiences.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Should I start with this TikTok video?
Speaker 5 (01:01):
Then?
Speaker 3 (01:01):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:02):
Okay, okay, so here's a TikTok. I forget how I wanted.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
To set it up. I can pay my god, I'm
tell you, Harry, go hold it, hold it together.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
Here we go, cause I'm gonna read her comments after
we roast her, and then when you want me to stop,
and when you want to say something, just like let
me know that I can stop the video and okay, along,
no no, no no, but we got to hear her story.
So this woman was her name, Kennedy. Kennedy Ferris posted
this on TikTok her experience with the laundry mat at
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her in her building.
Speaker 5 (01:32):
Okay, my laundry machine takes quarters naturally, I'm like, where
does one just get quarters? So I'm like, okay, I'm
gonna go on Amazon.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
Let's stop right there.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
That's so gen z of her, Like I need quarters?
Can I just get them from Amazon?
Speaker 4 (01:48):
Can you?
Speaker 2 (01:48):
Well, let's find out what did she do by quarters?
Speaker 5 (01:52):
You can buy like rolls of quarters on Amazon. I'm perfect,
I'll do that. And I was like, seventy two roles
for ten dollars. That that's a score. Like I'm getting
seventy two rolls of quarter sleeves and quarters in them
for ten dollars.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
That does sound like a good deal. If you go
on Amazon, and then.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
Tell me she ordered a bunch of quarters like sleeves.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
In her mind, she's spending ten dollars and getting seven
hundred dollars quarters. What's seven?
Speaker 1 (02:24):
I don't know how many quarters are in a roll?
She's getting seventy two rolls of quarters.
Speaker 4 (02:30):
I want to say ten dollars?
Speaker 2 (02:34):
How many?
Speaker 3 (02:35):
Because I used to roll coins for my dad. I
want to say, quarters are ten dollar rolls?
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Roll of quarters? Here we go? How many dollars in
a roll? Of course?
Speaker 1 (02:46):
Ten?
Speaker 2 (02:46):
Okay, okay, so seventy. So she's she thinks she's going
to spend ten dollars and get seven hundred and twenty
bucks in quarters. Yeah, seventy two rolls?
Speaker 4 (02:58):
All right, okay?
Speaker 5 (03:00):
Stupid Amazon, Zozie money.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
Amazon, You're so dumb. This is glitch, just like the
Chase Bank eighty yeah.
Speaker 4 (03:08):
Yeah, the infinite money glitch.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
Uh huh.
Speaker 4 (03:11):
Get the package.
Speaker 5 (03:13):
It's just seventy two plane quarter rolls sleeves.
Speaker 4 (03:16):
With no quarters in them.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
She's so mad.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
I don't really know what I was thinking.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
So she's mad that they were only so cardboard sleeves.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
Stupid because first of all, who thinks, oh I need quarters?
Speaker 4 (03:30):
Let me door dash them like, that's not how it works.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
I know. Any normal person would would be like, okay,
let me, let me run to seven to eleven and
buy pack a gum sure or something like you want
to say. And most laundromats have machines in there.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
That's what somebody in the comment said. Somebody said, I
seriously don't understand how people survive day to day.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
Like, yes, me either.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
Somebody else said, I don't understand how you don't drowned
in the shower, not drowned, drowned.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
Are you making fun of me?
Speaker 3 (04:01):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (04:01):
Okay. Somebody said ordering quarters from Amazon instead of going
to the bank is wild wild. See.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
I went to So I had to buy my son's
bus pass and they only took cash.
Speaker 4 (04:17):
This was like in the beginning of the school year.
Speaker 3 (04:19):
Yeah, so like a few weeks ago, and they were like, oh,
there's a bank and you know who carries cash with them.
So I'm like, I'm like, I can't do like Apple Bay, Venmo,
could I something? And they were like no, sorry, like
it's only cash. There's a bank down the street though,
because I was like in the middle of nowhere, super
industrial area of yeah wherever I was Roseville, Rockland.
Speaker 4 (04:42):
I don't know. I'm like, okay, So I go.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
To this bank and I go to the ATM. But
it was not a bank that I bank at.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
Sure, Okay.
Speaker 4 (04:51):
So I went to the.
Speaker 3 (04:52):
ATM and I took out I think I think it
was like I took out two sixty, but I only
needed like two fifty or something. So I needed to
turn one of the twenties into two tens yep. And
I was like, can I just go into the bank
and do that? Though, because I've never done that before.
Speaker 4 (05:10):
I've always I've always done this.
Speaker 3 (05:12):
I've always broken money like at a corner store or something.
Speaker 4 (05:15):
I've never done it in a bank.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
And you're like, yeah, the banks have money, but like
I'm not a I don't bank here.
Speaker 4 (05:21):
I don't know if they'll do this for me.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
Like so I was like super like, eh, whatever, I'll
just try it because I'm already here.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
Ooh risky. I know, go to a bank and try
to get changed for a twenty I know, but at
a bank.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
I done a bank ad all right, I get this.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
I've never gone into a bank and been like, hey,
can you break this one dollar be onto four quarters
for me? Like like banks for big, big moneies, you know,
not for little jump change twenty dollars. So anyways, long
story short, they did it for me, but they were
asking me for like my debit card to put it in.
They wanted to like open my account and like look
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at all these things, and I'm like, oh, I don't,
I don't bank here.
Speaker 4 (05:59):
I just need, I just need.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
But they needed I guess some sort of paper trail
of it or it's something like I don't know.
Speaker 4 (06:04):
They couldn't just.
Speaker 3 (06:05):
Pull out their little cash register and switch the money out,
like it had to all be done electronically and it
was just so much work. Yeah, anyways, I got it
done though, because you know I'm tight.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
I told I told you the story about why I
needed you to uh what do you have? I needed
you to cash at me because I didn't have cash
for the driver.
Speaker 4 (06:24):
Oh you made me, You made me venmo.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
Now you cash apped a guy and then I venmoed
you back because I didn't have cash app and I
didn't have cash on me.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
Did I tell a story in the podcast or just
to you?
Speaker 3 (06:38):
I didn't cash app him, I I venmoed him.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
No, I reached out to you because you had cash
app I.
Speaker 4 (06:48):
No I zeld him or you had.
Speaker 3 (06:53):
Did you?
Speaker 2 (06:53):
Because he didn't have zel whatever it was.
Speaker 3 (06:55):
I never can look right now look because this is
going to be here.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
This ride share drive I need.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
He I picked up a ride share and I'm like, yo,
since you're here at my house, do you mind if
you jump my battery?
Speaker 2 (07:07):
The car's dead. I'm like, I'll give you twenty bucks.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
He's like, cool, no problem, And so I figured I'll
just put it in the tip. Sorry, I figured out,
you tell me. I just figured I put it in
the you know, in the payment. I just tip him
twenty dollars. But they cut me off and said you
can only tip like fifteen bucks, and I promise he
got twenty. So I'm like, it's all right, man, I'll
Vemo you. He's like, I don't got Vemo. I'll Apple
pay you. He's like, I don't got Apple pay.
Speaker 4 (07:30):
I had to.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
Cash hap him and you actually, and so I'm like,
you don't have Vemo, you don't Apple pay?
Speaker 2 (07:35):
Do you have PayPal? He's like no, I'm like, what
do you have?
Speaker 4 (07:38):
Who has PayPal?
Speaker 2 (07:39):
I do? I have everything except cash app?
Speaker 1 (07:41):
And he goes, I only have cash App, Like well,
that's the only app I don't have.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
He's like, you don't have cash. I'm like, who has cash?
And so I'm like, I know what I do.
Speaker 3 (07:49):
We had we had this conversation because then you started
making fun of me for having cash app.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
Yeah, but I made fun of you in the hallway
and not on the podcast. So I'm like, I know
who has cash app? Lazette. I'm like, yo. So I
texted Lizette on this is gonna be weird.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
Can you cash app somebody like like twenty bucks or
seventeen bucks for me? And then I'll just vemo you back?
And she's like, what the hell. I'm like, this dude
only has cash app. He doesn't have Vemo and I
don't have cash app.
Speaker 4 (08:12):
No, you didn't even explain it to me.
Speaker 3 (08:15):
I just was like, okay, I just did it or
not knowing why or what or what happened or whatever.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
I need to carry cash.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
We should we should be carrying cash because when I
am in positions where I have to tip people and
I'm like, well, A'LLI all I have is like a
twenty or Vemo. I'm not gonna vemo you five like
a valet am I all Vemo you five bucks Valet.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (08:38):
I feel like I I normally most times will have
cash on me, but I don't have I don't have
cash to just be able to use in any situation.
Like I'm also the same way to where like I'll
only have twenty bucks or I'll only have ten bucks,
or I'll only have like one hundred dollars bill or something.
Speaker 4 (08:58):
It's like, what can you do with the I do.
Speaker 3 (09:02):
Try to I don't know if this is old school
of me or if like people still need even.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
Go on, God, no, thanks for coming to the podcast.
Speaker 4 (09:17):
Who interesting remix? What was I just saying?
Speaker 2 (09:24):
Old school of you?
Speaker 3 (09:26):
Yeah, okay, I don't know if this is old school
of me or people still even need to do this anymore,
That's what I was trying to say.
Speaker 4 (09:33):
But I try to carry cash when I travel.
Speaker 3 (09:36):
Yeah, yeah, but I don't know if that's like old
people thinking I.
Speaker 4 (09:40):
Do because if it's like necessary, even.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
I always tip, uh, like I'll leave money in the
room when I leave a hotel, and I'm in hotels
a lot.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
I don't do that, so I'll do it.
Speaker 3 (09:50):
Yeah, I always thought you do it for the reason
that like if you lose your card, or if I
don't know the big down, or you can't get money,
or there's no phone service or something like, oh, no, worries.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
I have cash, you know, yeah, I need to carry cash.
I don't carry cash. Actually, that's that's a lie.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
Hold on.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
I have a two dollars bill, which, of course you're
not supposed to spend. You keep that. I have that too,
and I have So there's my two dollar bill.
Speaker 4 (10:17):
And I have are we checking cash?
Speaker 1 (10:19):
Fifty pesos from my last trip you broke broke?
Speaker 2 (10:24):
Yeah, fifty pesos, but again I can't.
Speaker 3 (10:29):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (10:29):
It's probably it's probably like a quarter.
Speaker 2 (10:32):
No, it's uh, what's the conversion?
Speaker 3 (10:36):
I want to say it may it can be more
than ten dollars. It's got to be like five bucks.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
How much is fifty pesos? Dollars around there?
Speaker 4 (10:49):
A little more, a little less.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
I'm carrying around two dollars and fifty cents.
Speaker 4 (10:56):
Oh wow, the value is way down. Okay, So here's
what I have.
Speaker 3 (11:03):
I have some change actually, also.
Speaker 4 (11:09):
Two House of Oliver gift cards.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
Oh, I know I liked that place. That place was falling.
Speaker 3 (11:17):
I have.
Speaker 4 (11:21):
Probably a five dollars target. Get on Target.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
Okay, because you.
Speaker 4 (11:25):
Get those when you spend a certain amount, you know.
Speaker 3 (11:29):
And then.
Speaker 4 (11:31):
Another target.
Speaker 3 (11:33):
Okay, maybe this this looks less hattered than that one,
So I must have just gotten this one.
Speaker 4 (11:39):
And I'm going to say there's maybe ten bucks on it.
Speaker 3 (11:41):
Nice fifty dollars discounts gift card?
Speaker 1 (11:48):
Okay, and then I have I would so much rather
prefer cash.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
And let me let's just say this week, I know it.
As we go into the holidays, we're getting close. Everybody
likes to do. Hey, here's a gift card. Here's a
gift card. Just give me ca fives or twenties, maybe tens.
Another Target gift card? Is that nice?
Speaker 3 (12:04):
Another Target gift card?
Speaker 2 (12:05):
I have so many gift cards. I just don't catch
I don't use enough for that. Let me see, there's
the two dollar bill. There you go, my two dollar bill.
Can't spend it, you gotta keep it. It's a good
luck thing.
Speaker 3 (12:20):
And then.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
What's that one hundred? Break that bad boy up?
Speaker 3 (12:30):
So not to not to be telling you I'm balling
or nothing, but your girl's note.
Speaker 4 (12:37):
Two and too bad?
Speaker 2 (12:40):
All right.
Speaker 1 (12:41):
I have a stupid list of things that people left
in their hotel rooms and I have a gross story
about a Florida doctor. What do you want first? The
doctor is a longer story. The hotel lists are short.
Speaker 4 (12:54):
I want to laugh.
Speaker 2 (12:55):
All right, I know this is funny. Okay.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
Hotels dot Com came out with it of oddest things
left in hotel rooms, based on more than four hundred
hotel rooms across America. Number one a Rolex watch. Number two,
erme's burken bag, hermis hermes. Number three, keys and documents
for a luxury car. Now this is where it starts
to get weird. A car tire. Somebody left a car
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tire in a hotel room.
Speaker 4 (13:22):
What would you do with the car?
Speaker 1 (13:24):
I have no idea why you would bring that in there.
Number five an engagement ring. Number six a tooth. Somebody
left a tooth onil one at a hotel.
Speaker 4 (13:34):
That's disgusting.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
This is weird. Two full leg casts. They had casts
on their legs and left them behind.
Speaker 4 (13:43):
Weird.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
Number eight stacks of cash. Probably that fifty pesos that
I left behind. Number nine a pet lizard. Number ten
a baby chick, and there's a little note that the
chick and the lizard were both reunited safely with their
respective owners.
Speaker 2 (13:59):
Grows super gross. All right, this story is gross. Are
you ready?
Speaker 4 (14:04):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (14:05):
Okay, I'm gonna read the headline bungling Florida doctor who
chopped off baby's penises now linked to six patient deaths.
Speaker 4 (14:17):
Wait what?
Speaker 1 (14:18):
A doctor in Florida who chopped off baby's penises? Why
is now linked to six patient deaths?
Speaker 2 (14:26):
I have a story, right?
Speaker 3 (14:28):
Is that a dramatic way of them saying that he's circumcised?
Speaker 2 (14:32):
Let's find out?
Speaker 1 (14:34):
A Florida doctor who cut off the head, Oh Jesus
Christ of a newborn's penis during a circumcision has been
linked to at least fourteen other serious injuries.
Speaker 4 (14:45):
So basically, this doctor didn't know what the hell he
was doing.
Speaker 3 (14:48):
No.
Speaker 1 (14:49):
His name is Berto Lopez, sixty four years old. Abby, Gyn,
are we.
Speaker 3 (14:52):
Still are we still getting? Are we still doing our
on air content? Possibly?
Speaker 2 (14:58):
Okay? What the fu?
Speaker 3 (15:00):
Fuck?
Speaker 4 (15:02):
What the fuck?
Speaker 3 (15:03):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (15:05):
Some of his medical failures included a mother of two
who bled to death in the hospital Jesus Christ after
the doctor said go home and go to bed.
Speaker 2 (15:14):
So here's the story.
Speaker 1 (15:16):
Thirty one year old accused his doctor of failing to
fully remove her dead fetus, oh Man, which led to
her giving birth to its remains in a friend's bathroom.
Speaker 4 (15:28):
Fetus delete us Fail?
Speaker 2 (15:33):
Is that the name of this podcasts fail?
Speaker 1 (15:35):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (15:36):
No, here's the one.
Speaker 1 (15:38):
Between nineteen eighty eight and twenty twenty one, six patients
in connection with his doctor have died after he performed
two botched circumcisions. In February twenty twenty one, his medical
license was revoked. So here's some of the stories.
Speaker 3 (15:50):
Hold on, okay, because they feel like I want to laugh,
but like none of these are. There's not a good
time to laugh without it sounding like I'm laughing at
what you're saying.
Speaker 4 (16:00):
So continue, all right, Okay, hold on, all right.
Speaker 1 (16:05):
So one of the parents said that doctor Lopez told
them that their son's post circumcision bleeding was quote normal,
but when they took him to the hospital the next day,
other doctors were quote visibly shocked by his injuries. Last month,
doctor Lopez was ordered by a jury to pay that
family one hundred million dollars for the suffering that their
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son experienced after he performed the circumcision on the boy.
The child's father said, there was a lot of bleeding.
Speaker 2 (16:34):
At first. I didn't really know what was going on.
Speaker 1 (16:36):
I wanted to believe the doctor because he said he
hit an artery and that's why all the bleeding was happening.
It was fairly quickly that we realized he committed such
a horrible injury on our son. The damage is almost
the entire head of the penis. It's been transsected or amputated.
Speaker 3 (16:55):
How do you chop the literal tip up a dick off?
I don't know, during a circumcision, Like you have to
actually be the shittiest doctor.
Speaker 4 (17:10):
Like I could.
Speaker 3 (17:12):
I could understand like, oh, they nicked it or cut
off too much skin or didn't cut off enough skin,
but you literally went, oh, yeah, you know.
Speaker 2 (17:26):
I know, dug deep there was another wrongful death case and.
Speaker 3 (17:32):
Who and who was assisting these surgeries and didn't and
didn't stop them? You're right because he was doing it
by himself. Like there there had to have been other
nurses there that, like, I highly doubt every single one
in there was like, yeah, this looks right to me.
Speaker 1 (17:45):
Yeah yeah, massive turnover this clinic. Uh claimed he left
a forty year old mother of two bleeding in the
hospital after he went home to change out of his
blood soaked scrubs and go to bed. This happened in
twenty seventeen. The patient's name was Missus Lopez. She suffered
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injuries during childbirth, went into cardiac arrest, and died later
that evening from her injuries. Doctor Lopez obviously no relation.
He was the doctor who delivered her baby. The family
lawyer said that doctor Lopez caused multiple lacerations with a
scalpel on her cervix as the baby was being delivered.
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Oh my god, what he needed to do was a
full hysterectomy, taking out the entire uterus and cervix. That's
where she was bleeding from, says the lawyer. This guy's
not good with the scalpel. Is that my stomach hurtz
mister butterfingers over there.
Speaker 2 (18:43):
Sorry, it's not right.
Speaker 3 (18:44):
Oh doctor Budden, My fucking god, like the you couldn't
even begin to imagine the pain of that.
Speaker 2 (18:59):
I can't you know what I.
Speaker 3 (19:02):
Want to do because I keep seeing it on TikTok huh.
I want to do the the cramp simulator on you.
Speaker 2 (19:11):
Okay, don't I have one? I have a little you
have one something.
Speaker 3 (19:14):
I don't know how to use it or if it's
the same one that that the people on TikTok are using,
but they're like making men wear it. Yeah, and then
be like, okay, now go do a normal task like
I want you. I want to make you wear it
and be like, okay, now let's do our show.
Speaker 1 (19:29):
I did something when I had my sciatica sciaticata. I
had some of those like on my back while we
were doing a show, and it felt more like a
less of a cramp and more of like an electric shock.
So I didn't like it because they didn't give me
like the cramping feeling.
Speaker 4 (19:46):
It was like, okay, so maybe you have something different.
Speaker 2 (19:48):
I have something different. I have something for ssciatica. But yeah,
right there, dad, let's do that. Here's another one with
this doctor.
Speaker 1 (19:54):
In two thousand and two, the medical Board heard how
he failed to remove a fifteen weak old dead fetus
from the thirty one year old mother. The mother explained
how this led to her giving birth to the remains.
Oh no, another lawsuit.
Speaker 4 (20:11):
At least her body ejected it.
Speaker 3 (20:12):
Though, I'm not gonna lie because that will lead to
some serious infections in death.
Speaker 1 (20:17):
Doctor faced a lawsuit in twenty eleven after a baby
boy he was treating suffered severe brain damage. Leading to
cerebral palsy following a delayed seed section.
Speaker 3 (20:29):
Oh man, shit like that happening and it could have
been preventable.
Speaker 4 (20:35):
Like, you can't fix that, You can't take that shit back.
Speaker 1 (20:40):
And that same year, there was a lawsuit after a
baby was born with a broken arm and permanent nerve
damage because a sea section wasn't performed.
Speaker 3 (20:50):
In twenty twelve, God damn, this doctor got a lineup
of hits.
Speaker 2 (20:55):
I know, hit after hit.
Speaker 1 (20:57):
In twenty twelve, there's a fifty six year old who
died after her small intestine was punctured during an operation
where he tried to remove her ovary.
Speaker 3 (21:08):
Oh man, this doctor's nut vitty good.
Speaker 1 (21:10):
But how does he How do you rack up this
many mistakes and deaths and still are able to practice?
Speaker 2 (21:17):
Like where's your yelp review or your like restaurant?
Speaker 4 (21:20):
What a funny?
Speaker 2 (21:20):
Don't even yelp review?
Speaker 4 (21:21):
And you're dead?
Speaker 2 (21:22):
But like, how do you like? How do you?
Speaker 4 (21:24):
Hello? It is me back from the dead to tell
you do not see doctor Lopez.
Speaker 1 (21:29):
I'm just saying, like, shouldn't there be like, you know,
when you walk into a restaurant you're grade at ABC.
Speaker 3 (21:34):
Hello, I am Brian doctor Lopez delivered me and broke
my arm.
Speaker 2 (21:39):
Do not see him?
Speaker 1 (21:41):
Uh, somebody else died from eternal bleeding following a sea
section after her ovarian stitches gave away.
Speaker 3 (21:47):
He's so scared of of having to get a sea section. Yeah,
like I heard too many horror stories.
Speaker 2 (21:56):
It's probably now. The technology is so advanced.
Speaker 3 (22:01):
It's not the technology, it's the anesthesiologist.
Speaker 2 (22:04):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, that's I know.
Speaker 3 (22:06):
Because with one of my sisters, she had a sea section.
Speaker 4 (22:10):
I forget which baby this was. She had a sea section.
Speaker 3 (22:15):
And they put because you know, you're completely numbed from
like the the waist down like they're fucking cutting you open. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (22:21):
Yeah, well they they put the waist down.
Speaker 2 (22:24):
It's probably gonna be chest down right.
Speaker 3 (22:27):
No, no, no, no, it cannot go in your chest
because then you can't breathe.
Speaker 2 (22:30):
Okay, waist down.
Speaker 3 (22:31):
Okay, so waist down like like normal labor, you get
an epidural.
Speaker 4 (22:37):
It pretty much just numbs you from like.
Speaker 3 (22:43):
I don't know, I don't remember how high up it went,
but it definitely didn't go past the waist.
Speaker 2 (22:47):
Okay, does it go past your belly button or no?
Speaker 4 (22:49):
I feel like it may like start around there.
Speaker 2 (22:52):
Okay, I didn't check.
Speaker 4 (22:55):
I just remember I couldn't feel my.
Speaker 2 (22:56):
Legs, Dan.
Speaker 3 (22:59):
Sorry, But for a sea section, I imagine, I don't
know if it's an epidural you get, if it's the same,
or if it's something a little different. I don't know
because I've never had a sea section. But anyways, my
sister got one and it went too high. So as
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she's getting the sea section done, she started to feel
like she couldn't breathe, like she wasn't able to like
expand and decompress her chest or lungs because the numbing
was going too high in her body. And she was like,
I felt like I was going to die, Like I couldn't.
I couldn't breathe, and they're telling me like, oh, not
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to move, just relax, just try to take deep breaths
and breathe, and like I can't. And I had to
lay there like that until they were done with the
sea section, which, by the way, I fucking felt like, uh, yeah,
I'm just terrified.
Speaker 2 (23:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (23:57):
There was one time recently, not recently, couple last couple
of years ago, I had I forget what it was called.
Speaker 2 (24:03):
I had something on my back. That's why had this
scar on my back behind my shoulder.
Speaker 1 (24:07):
It was this lump. I forget what it was called,
but anyway, I had had this lump taken out. So basically,
I go to this doctor. No, it's bigger than a cyst.
Speaker 2 (24:16):
I forget what it's called. It's a funky name.
Speaker 1 (24:18):
But anyway, so I lay, take my shirt off, lay
on this table.
Speaker 2 (24:23):
The doctor get She puts.
Speaker 1 (24:25):
A you know, a little local anesthetic local anesthetic around
the area, and I guess, and then you guys, I guess.
She slices my skin open and like takes the thing
out and sows it back up. So anyway, she explains
this while I'm laying on this table, and then she
was doing the slice and cutting whatever. And then she
got to one area of my back where she sliced
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me open, and I'm like, oh, she goes what I'm like,
I feel that.
Speaker 2 (24:50):
She goes, you can I'm like yeah, she goes, Oh,
you're not supposed to. I'm like all right.
Speaker 1 (24:56):
She goes, all right, well hold on, and so she
starts like operating or whatever, like another part of my back.
I go, oh, because you can feel that, And I'm
like yeah, like I felt her cutting the open, and
she goes, all right, well, let me give you another shot,
like all right, and so she gives another shot like
in that area, and then.
Speaker 2 (25:10):
Like she's testing, like do you feel this? Do you
feel this? And I'm like no, and she goes all right.
And so she she fixed, you.
Speaker 1 (25:16):
Know, she pulled it out or whatever. And then as
I'm getting off the table, she goes, do you want
to see it? And I'm like, I'm halfway squeamish, but
not too much. And I'm like, I don't know, do
I And she goes maybe not.
Speaker 2 (25:27):
I'm like, okay, maybe not.
Speaker 1 (25:28):
And so I have this dent because I think she
went too deep. I had this dent in the back.
Speaker 2 (25:33):
In like my shoulder blade, like my skin goes, is
it like big? I can show you it's not. Where's
the camera see that scar? What somewhere over here?
Speaker 5 (25:50):
No?
Speaker 3 (25:51):
I don't see a scar.
Speaker 2 (25:52):
There's a dent.
Speaker 3 (25:53):
Oh wait wait wait is it lower a little bit?
I think so, oh wait, I'm looking at the wrong
fucking side.
Speaker 4 (26:01):
No, there's one on the other side too.
Speaker 3 (26:02):
I could see an actual scar on the other side.
Speaker 4 (26:04):
Yeah, fucking stupid.
Speaker 2 (26:08):
But anyway, it dips like my skin dips.
Speaker 3 (26:13):
That's a big scar for what I was thinking was
like a little cist or something.
Speaker 2 (26:17):
No, it was like a golf ball sized thing.
Speaker 1 (26:19):
In my back. See.
Speaker 4 (26:20):
I watch a lot of that on that one Asian
lady that be doing it.
Speaker 3 (26:25):
I forget pimple popper. She removes that ship all the time. So, like,
I know exactly what the doctor to do. She numbed
it and then she sliced it open, and depending on
whether or not it drained after she cut it open,
she would either drain the whole thing and then have
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to go in and remove the sack and just like
peel it away from the skin, or hopefully it all
stayed in one piece. And then she removed it that way,
which sounds like it stayed in one piece if she
wanted to show you after.
Speaker 4 (26:58):
But yeah, you have to.
Speaker 3 (27:01):
That's that's the important part, is removing the sack, otherwise
it'll grow back.
Speaker 2 (27:05):
Gross. I forget what it was called.
Speaker 3 (27:07):
Macamore got dropped from that festival.
Speaker 1 (27:10):
Yeah no, I told you that today the Neon festival
from Las Vegas or something.
Speaker 2 (27:14):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I forget what it was called. I
don't want to look this up. Sabacious, Oh, sabacious, cyst.
Speaker 4 (27:25):
Yeah, that sounds right.
Speaker 2 (27:26):
I thought I had an M.
Speaker 4 (27:28):
There's like a.
Speaker 1 (27:31):
Is there a sabacious cyst that starts with a letter M.
Speaker 2 (27:35):
It might have been a sabacious cyst.
Speaker 4 (27:38):
Let me see.
Speaker 2 (27:40):
Types of non cancerous bumps that grow under the skin.
They're usually harmless.
Speaker 3 (27:48):
Mucus retention cyst, miczoid cyst.
Speaker 2 (27:52):
Mm hmm.
Speaker 3 (27:53):
Sound familiar.
Speaker 2 (27:55):
Everything sounds familiar right now. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (27:56):
But whatever it was was gross, and I guess it
kept growing because I I would go to yoga and
I would see it because it's your shirts off and
yoga and like there's beers everywhere, and I'd be doing something.
Speaker 2 (28:05):
I look over in the mirror.
Speaker 1 (28:06):
I'm like, damn, man, that lump is getting bigger. And
then my fiance knows. She goes, you got this lump
on your back. I'm like, yeah, I know.
Speaker 2 (28:11):
She goes, it's getting pretty big. I'm like, is it
really She goes yeah. I'm like, all right, let men
go to the doctor. And the doctor goes, WHOA, you
need to get that.
Speaker 4 (28:18):
Wonder if that's like that's like what I had on
my lip.
Speaker 2 (28:22):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah lump I had on my lip.
Speaker 1 (28:24):
Oh yeah, mine was like golf ball size, though, yeah, yours.
You should have waited longer, she'd have seen if you
can get yours.
Speaker 4 (28:29):
Oh, because I kept biting it and.
Speaker 1 (28:31):
Shit, the fact that you had a hole in your lip,
like a perfectly silent circular hole.
Speaker 4 (28:37):
Yeah. And the fact that I thought I was just
gonna go to work after that.
Speaker 2 (28:41):
Yeah, crazy.
Speaker 3 (28:42):
And I still was like, eh, I don't know, I'll
see how I feel after. And after they cut it,
I'm like, there's no way. There's no way I can
go to work and just like talk normally with this.
And so I remember I like went to Target to
pick up some meds I forgot. I think I had
to take like an anabiotic or something.
Speaker 4 (29:04):
Oh you know what it was.
Speaker 3 (29:06):
It was because I mentioned the next day I was
getting a root canal, and they were like, oh, I
wish you would have like mentioned this. I was like,
I didn't think it mattered, and they're like, well, we
don't want stuff to get in and you get an
infection of the dentists all in your mouth. So they
prescribe me an antibiotic to take for my root canal
just in case. And yeah, I totally thought I was
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going to come to work after so I picked up
that medicine and then I went home and like took
a nap, and then when I woke up, my lip
was like the size of half of my chin. Like
it was just so swollen the entire my entire lip.
I couldn't even close my mouth. Yeah, my lip was
so swollen and it was just so like tender. And
I was like, that's all she wrote, I'm not going.
Speaker 4 (29:49):
To work until this heels Like, no, way, that's nuts.
Speaker 2 (29:53):
All right, let's wrap this podcast up. We got to
talk about the kidnapp.
Speaker 4 (29:56):
Did I ever show you? I showed you a picture.
Speaker 2 (29:59):
Right, yeh, it's pretty dope. Actually I liked it.
Speaker 1 (30:01):
My swollen lip, well, oh no, the swollen just the
fact that it was like a circle. They dug out
a perfectly round circle.
Speaker 3 (30:08):
Because they cut it out with like a whole punch.
Speaker 2 (30:10):
That's what I was gonna say. Did they use a
little like a circular like yeah stamp?
Speaker 3 (30:15):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's exactly what it was, was a.
Speaker 2 (30:17):
Circular like stamp.
Speaker 4 (30:20):
It was like a circle stamp. Huh, made of like
a razor.
Speaker 2 (30:24):
Yeah, that's why that's why I envisioned. Yeah, so cool.
Speaker 3 (30:27):
When was that that was months. Let's see September, August,
it was in that old place.
Speaker 2 (30:37):
July, was it, I think?
Speaker 3 (30:39):
So? No, June like that, Yeah, it was in June.
Speaker 4 (30:47):
Okay, So should I show the people?
Speaker 3 (30:48):
Yea, So here if you're watching on YouTube, so here
is okay, trigger warning if you're sensitive.
Speaker 4 (30:57):
I guess I don't think it's that bad.
Speaker 3 (30:58):
But whatever, here's what when they when they cut it. Okay,
can you see it?
Speaker 4 (31:05):
Okay, I got that okay.
Speaker 3 (31:08):
And then here's what they took out. Oh, hold on,
there's a text. Okay, here's what they took out.
Speaker 4 (31:17):
Can we see that?
Speaker 2 (31:18):
You have a glare kind of tilted there you go, yeah,
just like that. That's gross. That part's gross.
Speaker 3 (31:23):
Yeah, that's disgusting.
Speaker 4 (31:24):
So that was in my lip. And then.
Speaker 3 (31:31):
This is let me see, this was my lip like
after I ran those errands and came home. This was
my lip like a few hours.
Speaker 2 (31:51):
Looks like you ate a bunch of bees.
Speaker 3 (31:53):
It looks like I got stung in the face or something.
And so you can see that I have like this
I'm trying to see.
Speaker 4 (32:02):
You can see that I have like this divot right
here because when they.
Speaker 3 (32:08):
When they took it out, they stitched my lip, so
it was like this kind of because they stitched it,
they stitched it close, and they what's the word, what's.
Speaker 4 (32:22):
The word when they burn you?
Speaker 5 (32:24):
Ca?
Speaker 3 (32:25):
Yeah, and they cateorized my lip, so they catorized it
and then stitched it. So then it heck a swoll
and then the stitch was just like.
Speaker 4 (32:36):
Hold literally holding on by a thread.
Speaker 2 (32:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (32:39):
So my lip was like really big and swollen, but
then also was like this, like I don't know, it
was a fucking mess, and I was like, there's no
way I'm going.
Speaker 2 (32:47):
To work absolutely.
Speaker 3 (32:48):
Anyways, those are the unseen photos of my lip surgery.
Speaker 4 (32:53):
And then the next day I had a root canal.
Speaker 2 (32:56):
Nice. Just another reason to watch these podcasts on YouTube. Buddy,
get stuff like that.
Speaker 1 (33:02):
All right, let's wrap this up. We'll talk to you
next time. We got that kidnapper to discuss.
Speaker 2 (33:06):
Also, oh yeah, and also remind me I got a
story about my Ireland trip.
Speaker 5 (33:10):
Oh.
Speaker 3 (33:10):
Then, Also, did you know I started watching a documentary
on the Menendez brothers.
Speaker 1 (33:15):
Oh, I want to watch that last night because apparently
one of the dudes is like upset about it. All
these old clips from the Menindez trial are coming out.
Speaker 4 (33:26):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (33:27):
I don't want to telepist that they're doing that.
Speaker 3 (33:29):
I don't really know which one I'm watching because it
started I'm very confused with where this is going. It
started as being about the Menendez brothers, uh huh, and
then I like kind of wasn't paying attention a little
bit and like scrolling on TikTok. By the time I
started paying attention again, they're they're talking about the Boys
of Menudo and how they're they all were getting like
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molested by like the manager or something like.
Speaker 4 (33:56):
I don't like it took a weird somehow. The Menendez
brothers uh huh and the Boys.
Speaker 2 (34:00):
Of a Manoudal are connected?
Speaker 4 (34:02):
Are connected?
Speaker 3 (34:03):
All right?
Speaker 1 (34:04):
Looking at that, Let's talk about it next time. On Instagram,
we were at Strawberry and Lazette.
Speaker 4 (34:09):
I'm at La Sette Love l I Z E T
t E.
Speaker 2 (34:12):
L O V e E. I'm at Strawberry Radio. We'll
talk to you next time. That's gross. Peace