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November 19, 2024 35 mins
On this episode of the Strawberry And Lizette Mexican / Ginger Podcast, Strawberry is convinced he had a physical from a fake doctor. Lizette thinks that Blink Twice is a movie about Diddy, streaking a football game, and more! 
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
On episode forty seven of the Mexican Ginger Podcast, we
talked about a fake doctor touching me, is Channing Tatum's
new movie about ditty, naked streaking, and more. All coming
up next. It's podcast time. It's the Strawberry and Lisette
Mexican Ginger Podcast.

Speaker 2 (00:17):
Not suitable for a younger audience.

Speaker 1 (00:19):
Time for the Mexican Ginger Podcast. Anywhere you stream your podcast,
you can find us. You can also watch these on
our YouTube channel. It's Strawberry and Lazette. This podcast is
not intended for younger audiences. Yes, remember when your son
started listening to these?

Speaker 3 (00:34):
No?

Speaker 1 (00:35):
No, not really oh recently. No, I thinks it was
a couple years ago.

Speaker 3 (00:40):
Oh that was when it was bad.

Speaker 1 (00:42):
Yeah, you're right, you're right. Thank you for all the
new listeners. Also, you have something you wanted to start with,
you might as well go.

Speaker 3 (00:51):
I'm trying to think because I feel like, should you
start so that I could uplift us? After all?

Speaker 1 (01:00):
Right, I I got a couple of things. Sure, So
the doctor one, yeah, because you seem really worked up
about that, So I forget what happened When I needed
to find a doctor. We relocated the Sacramento I had
a great doctor in Seattle, so we relocated the Sacramento.
I forget what happened, but I had to get a

(01:22):
doctor and with insurance. They go, cool, here's just a
bunch of random clinics. It just it's like Google, Like
I need doctor, they go, here's all the doctor's addresses.
There's no background checks, I mean no like ratings, no yelps, nothing,
so you.

Speaker 3 (01:34):
Don't google them.

Speaker 1 (01:35):
After No, it's just too much time. So I found complaining.
I know, I found one, the only one that was
accepting new patients and wasn't going to make me wait
like three four months. So I go to this medical
clinic in West sac not a clinic but a little center.
And when I get them, like this place is this
seems shady? Like this doesn't seem like a real doctor's office,
Like what is this?

Speaker 3 (01:54):
I've seen this movie before?

Speaker 1 (01:55):
Yeah, And so I went there and I think I
only I went there for something. And then it was
like real quick and the lady goes, all right, cool,
well you can schedule follow up visit. I'm like, all right,
cool whatever. Blue hor Off never came back for a
follow up visit. All that to say, we go to
donate blood over the summer. I do a test and

(02:15):
they go, yo, you can't donate blood, Strawberry, your platelets
are lower. You have some issue. And so I got
my fiance telling me I'm anemic. You're telling me there's
some other stuff. We had a caller call up. She goes, hey,
that's actually pretty serious, like you may have like a
kidney disease or infection or something like like I'm relaying
the story with the nurse that the blood blood bank
told me. And I'm like, ah, whatever that means. And

(02:35):
we had a nurse call up like it means something serious,
like go you should go. So I was putting it off,
and so I'm like, you know what coming to the
end of the year, like I'm paying for medical this
whole year, Like I got, you know, with.

Speaker 3 (02:48):
Our Huesday, Yeah, I gotta use it.

Speaker 1 (02:50):
So I scheduled a date. They go, cool, come down
eleven o'clock this morning. The day comes and so they go,
what's this for? And I go, look, I want you
to run my labs about you know, I want to
know like where I'm at with my labs, get my
blood tests, and maybe a kneemic also, it's probably good
for a physical. I need a physical. On top of that,
I have this shoulder issue. For like a month, I

(03:10):
have been able to work out because it hurts, like
it hurts to the point or sometimes my left shoulder
sometimes I have to grab my left hand with my
right hand and pull it above me, like if I'm
in the shower from getting dressed. Rather than my left
arm going up, I have to reach over, grab my
wrist and pull it up like it really hurts when
I rotate it in a certain way.

Speaker 3 (03:29):
Sounds like you might just be getting old. Did you
think about that?

Speaker 1 (03:32):
I think I heard it at the gym, and my
biggest here's my fear. I go to the doctor and
I find out I need surgery, or I go to
the doctor and I find out there's a problem. So
I'm like, I'm not going to go. So I go
to the doctor. My please, don't tell me it's a tear.
Don't tell me it's a rotator. Don't tell me it's
I need surgery, just please. So I go in there.
Doctor walks in regular street clothes, like regular street clothes,

(03:56):
holding a clipboard. I'm like, where's your name tag, where's
white coat? Where's the white coat? Where's like the like
the scrubs. You have no scrub pants on, like.

Speaker 3 (04:05):
Doctors don't wear scrubs.

Speaker 1 (04:06):
Oh okay, And I'm like okay. And so he's like, hey,
I'm doctor you know whatever his name is. Are you
And he looks at his chart? Are you so? And
so I'm like yeah. He goes okay, and he shrugs.
He goes, so what's going on. I'm like, shrug, Okay.
I go look doctor, I need my laps, I need
my blood tested. Told him the anemics story. I got this,

(04:28):
I got a physical that I need to get plus
my shoulder. He goes, okay, okay, this is how fast
it goes, because let me see your shoulder. He moves
my arm this way. He's like, does this hurt? No,
moves it this way.

Speaker 3 (04:39):
No.

Speaker 1 (04:39):
He moves it back a little bit of like it
doesn't hurt, but I can feel a little tension there
of discomfort. And I told him sometimes I have to
lift up my other arm because it hurts. I think
I heard it in the gym or maybe I was
sleeping on it wrong. But it's been a month, doctor,
And so he goes, okay, one more time. It's like
he kind of lifts my arm in like a weird thing,
like it doesn't I can feel it starting to pain,

(05:00):
but it doesn't hurt. He goes, okay, yeah, I think
you have tennanitis and he just leaves it at there
and I go, okay, so are you sure? Oh so
that's I said. I'm like, so it's tendanitis. I didn't
like tear something or pull something. He's like no, and
I go because I've been working out a lot and

(05:20):
I was going heavy. I haven't worked out for four
weeks because it hurts so much. Sometimes he goes, yeah,
it's tendanitis, and I go, so what do I do?
He goes, oh, you could take some uh he's you
could take some tile and off for it, maybe like
maybe and then maybe a heat compress And I go, okay,
tiland all, what if I don't want to like take

(05:40):
a bunch of tile and all. It sounds like it's
an inflammatory thing, so maybe some turmeric to battle the inflammation.

Speaker 3 (05:47):
Now they're not going to tell you to take spices
and herbs.

Speaker 1 (05:49):
And he goes, yeah, that could work, and I go okay,
so how long? Like when will this come back?

Speaker 3 (05:56):
Like? Is this am I waiting for something to heal.

Speaker 2 (05:59):
Am.

Speaker 3 (05:59):
I just is am, I do I just have this condition?

Speaker 2 (06:02):
And You're giving me ways to like deal sure, and
I'm asking it like it's pulling teeth to get the answer.

Speaker 1 (06:08):
I'm like, okay, and this is just the shoulder, Like
we just started mister street clothes over here, and so
I'm like, okay, so I can work out then, and
he's like, yeah, but just don't lift anything above the shoulder.
I said, okay, so like biceps or you know, pushing. Yeah,
maybe no pushing, and maybe do lightweights, but nothing nothing
like shoulder level or overhead. And I go okay. He's like, yeah,

(06:31):
just just just rest a little bit, like all right, whatever,
and then he goes He's like okay, He's like, lay
back on the table. And again I'm in full clothes
and so that's nothing. He walks it first thing, does
the death of scope thing. And I'm wearing the same
outfit he's putting this. I'm like, should I take my
hoodie off? He goes, no, it's okay. He does a
seth scope never once tells me big breath in, big

(06:53):
breath out in hay likexcel, No, that's only for the back,
I think, but he did front, front, back, back, No,
no direct no instructions, just dut okay. I'm like, wow, you.

Speaker 3 (07:05):
Picked a guard place. Did you try asking for prescription drugs?

Speaker 1 (07:08):
Guy's horrible. I should have like, hey, what do you
got for me?

Speaker 3 (07:10):
So then find out and then let me know.

Speaker 1 (07:13):
So we do the fakes, depthoscope, we do the I
think you have tendon ight iss maybe pop some tile
and all. And then he goes, okay, lay back, here's
the physical. Was that here's the physical? Are you ready?

Speaker 3 (07:22):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (07:23):
I know you went to nursing.

Speaker 3 (07:24):
Can he look down your pants?

Speaker 1 (07:25):
No? Which I thought he was going now. And I
also was worried, like please just don't put a finger
on my butt.

Speaker 3 (07:31):
He put his finger in your butt.

Speaker 1 (07:32):
I'm like, no fingers in the butts, please. I was
so nervous. I'm like, please, no butt fingers. And so
he goes lay in your back and again I'm in
my full clothes, and I'm like, well, this doesn't seem
like a butt finger move because I'm in my clothes.

Speaker 3 (07:44):
And you're on your back and I'm on back. Maybe
that's protected by the bed.

Speaker 1 (07:47):
Maybe he's gonna like grab like reach down the front
of my pants. I don't know, so I leaned back
and he pulls the little thing out so my legs
stick out. He goes, all right, he goes, take your right,
your right leg, pull your nady your chest, and I
go all right, pull the knee of the chest, you know,
like you're stretching like the runner. I'm on my back
with my knee of my chest. Does that hurt? Nope?

(08:08):
He's like, okay, hold your leg out like in front
of you, like, hold it off the ground. I go, okay,
does that hurt? Nope? All right, left leg? Need your chest?
Does that hurt? Nope? All right, hold your left knee up.
Does that hurt nope? Okay, good stand up for me.
I go okay. And he goes, you can bend over

(08:30):
and touch your toes and I go all right. And
I can't go all the way obviously, I'm not afflex
We'll but I go down pretty low and he goes, okay,
I'll will give you some labs. I'll get some blood
work done.

Speaker 2 (08:42):
I'm like, I want to get my blood work done.
There that's the physical. Like that was the physical, So
the shoulder was something else. The shoulder was physical plus
that shoulder was his own thing. Here's the physical step
the scope through my hoodie, hold your leg up? Can
you touch your toes? Luckily no fingers in the butt

(09:03):
if you would have liked like bro.

Speaker 3 (09:06):
Yeah, And it's it's interesting how different doctors do physicals,
Like not the same dude, there was no You never
know what's what's coming your way. Yeah, in a physical,
it just depends on like what the doctor wants to do.
Maybe he's one of those guys that's like pretending to
be a doctor.

Speaker 1 (09:24):
I think it's like those that that massage place I
go to at the mall, Like they just make up
the move. They just make up the massages as they go. Yeah,
maybe doctors just making up the physical. He didn't do
anything like, didn't touch my throat or my lymph nodes.
No ah, no tongue depressor, no eye, the light in
my eye, no thing in my ear, nothing like I've.

Speaker 3 (09:43):
Vented doctors before. This is my first rodeo, and you're
missing a lot of steps. He's missing all the steps
they're supposed to like also feel your stomach or maybe
that's for girls. They like feel our stomach.

Speaker 1 (09:52):
He pushed on my stomach. He said, does this hurt?
I go no, yeah, stomach or I think it was
my stomach. I'm like no. So then he goes, all right,
So I'm gonna order you labs. I'll get something. I'll
order blood work. I'm like, well, finally, at least, like
someone's gonna come in and like take my blood.

Speaker 3 (10:05):
Cool, you gotta go back and do it.

Speaker 1 (10:06):
So he comes and it's kind of gross, but I'll
tell you about this. Uh this where I thought I
was gonna get a finger in the butt. He leaves
it all right, I'll order some blood work. You will
check your your platelet count, your cholesterol, your vitamin D
and like something else. He's like this and and and
this and uh and this, and I'm like, yeah, fine, dude,

(10:30):
like run all my labs due stuff.

Speaker 3 (10:32):
I always tell them just do everything, do everything. It's
been a while, I'll do everything.

Speaker 1 (10:35):
Yeah. And so he comes. So then he leaves. Two
minutes later, he comes back. Oh, by the way, I'm
gonna order a stool sample. Uh you know, you'll just
you'll handle that with the labs. And I go all right,
he said, part of your to check your co holding.

Speaker 3 (10:50):
I'm like, I don't think I don't think I've ever
had to do a stool samp maybe.

Speaker 1 (10:53):
Either, So this is all new. First off, he didn't
touch me, dear my physical uh he had me Jane
fond of work out, like touch my toes and now
you got in a cup, which is better than a
finger in the butt, like if this is the option.

Speaker 3 (11:04):
But f yi, just so you know, I saw a
TikTok of a girl that like she works in like
a lab or something like that, and so she's always
showing like different pos well, different like specimens that they
have to run tests on. Okay, so it'll be like
someone's really cloudy pe or someone's really dark p yes.

(11:24):
And so she did a TikTok with someone's ship. Yeah,
and she basically was just showing it was like just
allow it on TikTok because it's because it's informative and
it's medical. She she held up a cup if someone's

(11:46):
actually now that I'm thinking about it, I don't know
if it was a real ship or she was just
using like a model, a model for example or something.
But she held up a cup of shit and it
was like a completely full cup of shit. Right, and
she holds up another cup of shit. All these cups
are like full of cups of shit. And then she
like holds up another cup of shit and there's only

(12:06):
like a little, tiny, little like pebble of shit. Sure,
And she basically was like, this is all we need.
You guys don't need to shit in the cups.

Speaker 1 (12:15):
Please, guys, So don't give us more than we need.

Speaker 3 (12:18):
Right, She was like, you guys don't need to do
a full grown man shit in the cup. Like all
we need is like a little scoop. We need a
little scoop of shit, all right, So I'm letting you
know so that you don't just fully shit in the
cup and then walk in there with a cup of shit,
but also look it up and double check.

Speaker 1 (12:34):
Okay, So this is where it gets worth. So then
he comes back. He tells me, hey, get ready for
a stool sample. I'm like okay. So comes back a
couple minutes later and he and he hands me like
two printouts. He goes, all right, here, you go take
this to the front desk. You know, they'll get your
scheduled and then like some other like print out of something.
I'm like okay, So go to the front desk and
it's eleven, it's eleven twenty in the morning. You want

(12:57):
to paint this picture eleven twenty.

Speaker 3 (12:58):
Oh, So that whole thing was twenty minutes long. Your
whole appointment if that?

Speaker 1 (13:03):
If that? Because obviously there's like the nurse that takes
your blood pressure first and then you put your in
the waiting room and then whatever. So then so then
I go, uh, okay, So I go to there. She goes,
are you checking out? I go yeah. So I give
her my paper that it's supposed to make an appointment
for blood and she goes, okay, and she hands me
the little paper. She goes, all right, schedule go to

(13:23):
this website schedule your blood test. I go, oh, no,
because I have my phone out. I'm ready for my calendar.
I'm like, all right, what days can I come back
from my blood test? She goes, all right, We'll go
online and schedule it. I'm like, oh, is there a
way I can like do it now without going home
and going online first? And she goes, yeah, go to QUEST.
I go don't. I don't know what quest is. She goes,

(13:44):
Quest is the lab. It's it's right next door. Just
go outside, go down the hall and go left and
I'm like, I have to do this, Like is this
ikea like I have to do everything myself. I'm like,
that's it. She goes, yeah, that's it, and I go whatever,
all right. So I go down. It's eleven to twenty.
Go down the hallway. I find a lab. I'm like,
all right, cool, there it is. So I go in

(14:05):
and there's a nurse standing in the As soon as
I walk in, she's standing there. She goes, yes, and
I'm like hi, it's eleven twenty one in the morning.
I'm like hi, I'm here to schedule a blood test,
and so she hands me a website. She goes, yeah,
go online and do it here. We're closing for lunch
right now. And I go no, no, no, I just like,

(14:25):
I'm here now. I didn't know I was gonna have
to come back for a blood test. Can I just
schedule with you right now so I know, like what
date to come back. She goes, We're going to lunch
right now, just do it on this website, hands me
a paper and I go all right. I get into
my uber at eleven twenty four, so I check in
at eleven. I run through all that, and by eleven

(14:47):
twenty four, I'm on my way home to make my
own appointments and to find out who's going to stick
a needle in me? And what cup do I need
to poop in? Like it was the worst, Like that
couldn't have been a physical, would not have been a
real doctor on it.

Speaker 3 (15:01):
I would find a new doctor.

Speaker 1 (15:04):
I'm fully finding a new doctor.

Speaker 3 (15:06):
Yeah. I need.

Speaker 1 (15:07):
I need to go to a real doctor.

Speaker 3 (15:08):
Where I go like if they order labs or if
I want labs done or whatever. I just take my
paper to the front desk, yeah, and then there and
then I like just check in for the lab which
is in the lobby but on the other side, and
then they give me a number and it's like the DMV.
It's like a screen with numbers and letters and you
just wait for your number to be called. You go in,

(15:29):
get your blood drawn, and then and then you leave.
It's all the same day.

Speaker 1 (15:33):
Yeah. So I go home, I create an account for
quest and I looked at oh, you're going back, Well,
I did you need to get my blood done? And
I'm like, hey, yes, I want to find out what's
up with my blood? And they go all right, is
it for abz d EFG or is it for like
other tests, and I'm like, no, not this one like
other tests, and they go cool, see you Thursday at
like whatever time in the morning, and it says if

(15:54):
you need to fast for twelve hours, you know, like
find out ask your doctor. I'm like, nobody told me
if I need a fast or not, so I have
to call back the doctor tomorrow or call the blood
bank and be like, I got some test Thursday that
I thought I was supposed to get Tuesday, the original
thing that I signed up for, Like, do I need
a fast? Like, dude, it's the worst. It's the worst.

Speaker 3 (16:15):
I'm sure you could look it up online.

Speaker 1 (16:17):
I'm gonna have to. But it's like that can't be
a real doctor. Yeah, I think I went to like
I don't know what I went to.

Speaker 3 (16:24):
Yeah, I don't know what you went to either, hold.

Speaker 1 (16:27):
Your legs out, Ah, you're fine.

Speaker 3 (16:29):
Yeah, Yeah, that's wild.

Speaker 1 (16:33):
It's wild. So mad. I hate I just hate everything
about going to doctor. It sucks, like it's I didn't
feel like anything happens today.

Speaker 3 (16:44):
It's just so hassily.

Speaker 1 (16:46):
It's such a hassle and I hate that.

Speaker 3 (16:47):
Like I remember being small and being sick and being
able to just see the doctor and get what I need. Yeah,
and now it's like, oh, we don't have any openings
until February of twenty twenty seven, Like what the fuck
do you mean? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (17:05):
I know that's why. That's what took me so long
to go to the doctor.

Speaker 3 (17:07):
Finally it's like what are you even here for?

Speaker 1 (17:11):
Then?

Speaker 3 (17:13):
So now I'm stuck going to I don't even know
if this is a normal thing or if everyone does it.
But now every time I something's wrong and I need something,
I go to urgent care and care.

Speaker 1 (17:22):
Yep, does everybody do that? I was? I did that
a couple of times.

Speaker 3 (17:27):
It's like I go to urgent care for everything for
me and my son. The only time I see our
doctor is for our prescriptions because urgent care doesn't do that. Yeah,
Like that's it.

Speaker 1 (17:38):
But you're paying like one hundred bucks or something like
that at urgent care, right, urgin care is not cheap.
It's stid. Yeah, all right, I have one more thing,
but I can wait. What you got.

Speaker 3 (17:49):
Okay, Well, let's lighten up the mood a little bit
before we start getting real dark.

Speaker 1 (17:53):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (17:55):
I was just thinking about this the other day when
I was driving. I was drinking a red Bull uh huh.
And they have this new flavor. It's like a berry
vanilla flavor, and it's like so fucking good. Right, And
I was thinking, you know how there's a coke factory.
There's a coke factory in Atlanta. Yeah, and you can
go and they have all these different weird flavors of
coke that you can go and try.

Speaker 1 (18:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (18:16):
I was like, there should be a red bull factory
or we can go and try all these different kinds
of flavors of red Bull. Would be so good.

Speaker 1 (18:26):
I am googling it right now. That's a great idea.
Keep going.

Speaker 3 (18:29):
And then I thought, I wonder if I asked Strawberry
what a factory of what there should be?

Speaker 2 (18:35):
Like?

Speaker 1 (18:35):
What was it?

Speaker 3 (18:36):
What would his dream factory be?

Speaker 1 (18:40):
You know? I first off, there's a place, there's a
it's a in when we were in Seattle, there's a
place called Theo's Chocolate. They make great chocolate. I did
a factory tour of Theo's and they give you so
many free samples. But I've always wanted to go to Hershey,
Pennsylvania because you tour you could tour all the Hershey's
factories and they have the freshest candy. You know how

(19:01):
sometimes you'll get do they just like.

Speaker 3 (19:04):
Show you how they make the chocolate? Like I'm talking about,
like like a drink with different with different, with a
bunch of a bunch of different flavors of things that
you could get there.

Speaker 1 (19:14):
Gotcha? Gotcha. I went to the Jamison factory before one
of the Guinness factory.

Speaker 3 (19:20):
Okay, not once it exists.

Speaker 1 (19:21):
I know, I'm trying to think of something else flavors.
I don't drink soda, any milkshake. If there's a milkshak
factory and you can, like, hey, what do you want
give me a peanut butter milkshake with chocolate chips in it?
But I feel like can berry milk.

Speaker 3 (19:35):
Like people make those, or you can even make that yourself.
Like you can't go home and make a raspberry flavored coke, no,
or like a fucking green lime and orange flavored coke,
Like that's shit. You have to go to the coke
factory and only they have it.

Speaker 1 (19:51):
I don't drink soda, so none of that interests me.

Speaker 3 (19:54):
You used to drink soda.

Speaker 1 (19:55):
I used to drink a crab ton of soda.

Speaker 3 (20:00):
Okay, Well, this isn't interesting.

Speaker 1 (20:02):
Vacon, You had what are they called Italian sodas?

Speaker 3 (20:09):
Yeah, the red bull Italian sodas for.

Speaker 1 (20:10):
Mercury, yes, but without the red bull in it. Where
they take the pumps of those flavoring the syrup, the syrup,
and then they make the whatever they whatever. Those are
good because they actually take cream syrupy. I'm down with those.

Speaker 3 (20:24):
And then have you ever put a red bull in it? No?

Speaker 1 (20:26):
So good, so good, God, I missed so much milkshake
factory though, I'm down to go to milkshake factory.

Speaker 3 (20:33):
All right.

Speaker 1 (20:33):
Did you look up a red bull factory tour?

Speaker 3 (20:36):
No? They exist?

Speaker 1 (20:38):
Uh? Oh shoot, this is red bull racing. But I
don't want a factory.

Speaker 3 (20:42):
I don't want to go to like a red bull
factory and like read the history of red bull like
I want there to be dispensers of flavors of red
bull that do not exist, like at the coke factory.

Speaker 1 (20:56):
You know there is a red bull factory, but I'm
trying to find out where.

Speaker 3 (21:00):
I thought it made it up in my head.

Speaker 1 (21:01):
I didn't know it existed, red bull fact. But see,
I gotta look into this because it keeps saying, oh
energy drink factory. He goes, oh, did you know it's
located in Austria and the Swiss Alps. Swiss Alps. Oh wow,
my red bull reported you have an imported exotic drink.

(21:23):
Other than that, it's a big like racing tour. Okay,
all right, all.

Speaker 3 (21:27):
Right, let's get dark now.

Speaker 1 (21:28):
Yeah. Do you think Austrian Austrian?

Speaker 3 (21:32):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (21:33):
Go ahead.

Speaker 3 (21:33):
Now that Trump is elected, h do you think he's
gonna free Diddy or pardon him or whatever the fuck.

Speaker 1 (21:45):
Right off the bat? No? Well, hold on. Also, this
is his second term, so he doesn't care. He's not
like going for reelection, so he can do whatever he
wants because he's not worried about in four more years reelection. Right,
what's in it for him? Let's figure this out. What's
in it for him?

Speaker 3 (22:00):
See, That's where I was going.

Speaker 1 (22:02):
Mm hmm.

Speaker 3 (22:02):
At first, I was like, I think they're friends, right,
Diddy and Trump? So like, sure, did he maybe could
call in a favor and like maybe Trump would do it.
But then also at the same time, I was like,
I don't think he's gonna do I don't think he's
going to pardon Diddy without there being something in it
for him. Exactly or without there being something that he

(22:25):
needs to save himself from.

Speaker 1 (22:26):
I was gonna say, because before Trump was political, he
was a huge celebrity just by being a famous rich guy.
He was a famous rich guy in New York who
used to hang out with all the celebs, and before
all these stories about Diddy's and freak offs, like Diddy
was the biggest celeb in New York, and every celeb
wanted to be near Ditty. He was like the biggest celeb.

(22:46):
So you have those two stars colliding, big celeb, big celeb.

Speaker 3 (22:50):
Of course they were partying together.

Speaker 1 (22:51):
Of course they were partying, But did they do like
these show?

Speaker 3 (22:55):
So I'm thinking, like, I feel like Diddy would have
to be like, look, I feel like you have the
power to pardon me.

Speaker 1 (23:04):
Uh huh.

Speaker 3 (23:05):
If you do, then I will keep a B and
C quiet secret.

Speaker 1 (23:09):
Nobody's gonna know about the tape that you're on.

Speaker 3 (23:11):
Nobody will know about this, Nobody will know about that, Like,
no matter what happens, we'll keep this under wraps, like
we'll keep your name out of it. Because he's already
on the list, Remember Trump is, He's on the Diddy list,
He's on the He's on a list that was going around.
I don't I don't think it was like a formal list,
but he is on a list that was going around
of celebrities that were at I can't remember if it

(23:34):
was like we're at ditty parties or if they were
celebrities that like partied with or were known to party
with Diddy. I don't remember it like the title of
this list, but there was a list of names that
came out. Maybe it was like a freak off party
list or something. There was a list of names that
came out and Trump was on it. I don't know
who made the list. I don't know where the list
came from. I don't know if it's real, but he's

(23:55):
on it. Even if he wasn't on this list, I
would like you would still assume you no, you know.

Speaker 1 (24:01):
Would he free Diddy? I think if he does, it
would be more telling, like, oh, really, with everything that
you can do politically, you're gonna free this guy who
is in jail accused of having underage situations and traffickings.

(24:22):
I think it's really telling. What I think Trump would
do was do was to kind of like infiltrate the process,
like like have something thrown out of court or like
declared to mistrial, like without Trump saying like I pardon Diddy.
I think he would lean on a lot of his
political friends and judges. Me, Like, yo, this trial doesn't,

(24:43):
this trial doesn't, doesn't sentence him. You figure out a
way to like dismiss this. I think so, Yeah, I
think so, I I think so.

Speaker 3 (24:54):
Okay, now staying on this Diddy train.

Speaker 1 (24:58):
Okay, no pun intended, No pun intended.

Speaker 3 (25:02):
I watched a movie last night. Yeah, it's called Blink Twice.
It's streaming on Prime. You do have to rent it.
It's not free, but it's so good. Channing Tatum is
in it, He's one of the stars. Is directed by
Zoe Kravitz.

Speaker 1 (25:20):
Wait, who did Channing Tatum just break off the engagement?

Speaker 3 (25:23):
Was Zoe Kravitz? Okay, I don't know if this movie
was ever streaming, like in theaters or anything like that,
but anyway, so watched the movie last night and immediately
when this movie, By the way, it's been out for
a while, but if you haven't seen it, this is
definitely going to be a whole bunch of spoilers of
the movie. If you can plan on still watching it,

(25:44):
it is really good. Then just like fast forward this part.
But I'm gonna tell you why I think this movie
is about Diddy.

Speaker 1 (25:50):
You think Blink Twice is about Diddy.

Speaker 3 (25:52):
I think it's about Diddy. Just listen to these clues. Okay.
So the premise of this movie is Channing Tatum is
like a billionaire, right, He's this really really rich guy,
super powerful. He has been abusive of his power, I think,

(26:14):
like assault allegations and like abusive towards women and things
like that. So this movie starts with Channing Tatum filming
a public apology video.

Speaker 1 (26:27):
Okay, so something already went down already.

Speaker 3 (26:31):
Right, got it right off the bat. I was like,
that was very ditty, Like what the fuck? Okay, Like
it's like fucking word for word, frame by frame, like
it was Ditty's apology video. I haven't compared the two actually,
but like if you watched it, if you watched it,
you would be like, oh yeah, fuck yeah, because he's like,

(26:53):
I would like to apologize. There's no excuse for my actions.
I saw therapy and blah blah, like like straight up
the same apology video that did he put out. So
we're watching it and we're like that was very ditty,
but okay, continue to watch the movie. They're at this
like gala charity event or something like that, and these

(27:14):
two girls that were servers sneak into like formal party
dresses and they go wander around the party. They bump
it's a Channing Tatum. I forgot his name in the movie.
They bump it's a Channing Tatum and they start like
key king and they're drinking and basically they're like, hey,
me and all my rich friends are gonna hop on
my jet and go to my private islands. Like do
you guys want to come hang out with us? And

(27:34):
they're like okay, yeah, So they hop on this jet
and go to this private islands that's he has like
a house there in a bunch of rooms and like
everyone has their own room and their own bathrooms. And
they spend days in this island just like getting fucked up.
They're doing drugs. They're all partying and having fun. Right,
and long story short again huge spoiler. The girl that

(28:01):
was one of the servers. There's a black girl and
then there's a white girl. The white girl goes missing, right,
she disappears like off this island. And when the black
girl's like, hey, where is so? And so everyone's like,
who the fuck are you? I think her name is Jess.
Where's Jess? Where's Jess? Everyone? All the girl the other
girls that were there are like, who the fuck is Jess? Like,

(28:21):
we don't know who you're talking about. She's like, you
don't remember my friend that I came here with And
they're like no, like what the fuck what? So she disappears.
Nobody knows who Jess even is, Like, they don't even
remember another person being there. So the black Girl's like,
something's fucking going on, right.

Speaker 1 (28:36):
She.

Speaker 3 (28:38):
Finds out that the perfume that Channing Tatum put in
all their bathrooms, they all the girls were getting ready
and they're spraying this perfume that's just like left there
in their rooms.

Speaker 1 (28:48):
Right.

Speaker 3 (28:49):
The perfume has like something in it that makes them
forget Oh hell no, it makes them not remember anything.
And so the girls would spray the perfume on like
in the morning, and then and they would go out
and like they'd all meet and have they'd have brunch.
They'd be there's like servants walking around constantly just pouring champagne.
They're smoking weed, they're fucking taking like drops of some

(29:11):
hallucigens and partying right, So she realizes the perfume makes
them forget, and she stops wearing the perfume, and then
she starts remembering everything that she was forgetting and comes
to find out that all the men on the island
with them are brutally raping all of them every single night,

(29:34):
and the girls have no recollection of anything. But she
starts getting flashbacks of being like beat and the girls
kept like like, oh shit, look at that bruise on
your arm. How'd you get it?

Speaker 1 (29:44):
And they're like, oh no, just partying, like yeah, really weird.

Speaker 3 (29:47):
I don't know, and they're just keeping them super fucked
up and they're keeping them high. They don't even know
how long they've been on this island, like days and
days have passed and nobody knows what day it is,
Like they have no fucking idea, right. Her and another
girl like are kind of working together to try to
get to the bottom of things, and she's like, we

(30:07):
need our cell phones, we need our cell phones. All
their cell phones got taken when they first got to
the island, so she's like, the boys went on like
a fishing trip. I'm gonna go break into his loft
and find our cell phones when they get back, like yelled, yelled,
fat blunts, and then I'll hear you and I'll know
that I need to get the fuck out. So she's
looking for their cell phones and she stumbles into this

(30:29):
room that's like it's like a white wall that looks
all lit up, and there's a bunch of red gift
bags like all lined up against the wall. There's like
rows and rows of these red gift bags. And then
right away we think that's the baby oil. Yep. And
in these gift bags is all each like a perfume

(30:50):
in each of these gift bags, Like, oh fuck, that's
the baby oil. Like remember that rumor that Diddy was
putting shit in the baby oil to like drug people
so that he can do whatever the fuck he wants
on it. And so there again right there, and then
the whole like islands being off in a secluded island
and just everyone just fucking every night and it's like

(31:11):
really brutal, and nobody remembers anything. It's like, ah, freak offs.

Speaker 1 (31:15):
Like when did that movie come out? Is it? Like
does it time? Does the timeline work?

Speaker 3 (31:20):
It's fairly new. I don't know when it came out.
Let me look this up.

Speaker 1 (31:27):
I'm on board. I'm on board with that movie. A
lining up with.

Speaker 3 (31:30):
Uh, you motherfucker, because I just told you everything about
the movie.

Speaker 1 (31:34):
What you or your laptop on it?

Speaker 3 (31:37):
It came out. I'm talking to.

Speaker 1 (31:39):
You because I'm on board with with that.

Speaker 3 (31:40):
I came out in August.

Speaker 1 (31:44):
I'm on board with that all of it being about Diddy.
I agree with you, is what I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (31:48):
It came out in August. And there's also like a
this guy with a polaroid camera that's taking pictures of
of every everyone the entire trip. And she also stumbles
upon like like boxes of these polaroids, Like they've been
doing this shit for like years and years and years,

(32:11):
and all the men are in on it. All the
men are obviously they're not the ones wearing the perfume.
The girls are so like they know what they're doing.
They know the girls aren't gonna remember. They do whatever
the fuck they want. The girls start remembering, and it's
like everyone starts killing each other and it gets really bad.
But it was such a game, Zobe. It was such

(32:34):
a good movie, and I really feel like it's about Diddy.

Speaker 1 (32:38):
Huh, that's good. That's good. All right, I got one
last thing? Are you? Is your list done?

Speaker 3 (32:45):
Yeah? I'm done going?

Speaker 1 (32:45):
Okay, what would you call it? Gay? How manna say this?
All right? If somebody's at a football game, okay, naked
and they run across the field, what would you call
that streaking? Exactly? And what would you call it? If
some goofball in all of his clothes just jumps onto

(33:08):
the field and runs across the field.

Speaker 3 (33:12):
I feel like there is a name for it, but
I don't know what it is, just like a runner,
a crazy fan or something like.

Speaker 1 (33:20):
Yeah, I think that I think streaking.

Speaker 3 (33:23):
Initially there was a word for it, but I can't remember.
Let me try to google and find the word that
I'm thinking of.

Speaker 1 (33:28):
Because here's shit. First off, I love it when people
run across the field, whether it's a baseball game or
a football game or a soccer game, and I know
that they won't show it on TV. I love streakers.
The problem is, I think to be a streaker you
have to be naked. You can't just be somebody with you.

Speaker 3 (33:44):
You have to be naked with.

Speaker 1 (33:45):
A message on your shirt or like something painted on
your body, like I think you have to be naked.
There was the Canadian Football League. They have their version
of the Super Bowl. It's called the Gray Bowl. There
was a woman with boom boots and a necklace and
that's it. Nothing else. She was wearing boots and a necklace,

(34:08):
fully naked, ran across the field. She was a streaker.
She was apprehended by the police. She was for sure
a streaker.

Speaker 3 (34:17):
It looks like it's called a pitch invasion, field storming,
rushing the field, or rushing the courts. This is not
anything that I thought it was the never mind, So
she's a streaker.

Speaker 1 (34:31):
She went old school, she went traditional classic streaking. Everybody
else who runs across the field at a forty nine
Ers game or a Giants game or whatever.

Speaker 3 (34:40):
You got to do it in a trench coat and
then just whip your dick out.

Speaker 1 (34:44):
That just hurt my tendonitis shoulder doing that too. Yeah.
People call fully clothed runners. They call them streakers, and
I think that dilutes the name, that the title.

Speaker 3 (34:55):
You're only a streaker.

Speaker 1 (34:58):
If you're naked. You're not allowed to call your self
a streaker.

Speaker 2 (35:00):
If you're like, oh you see me run across you
didn't earn that title. No, I had a silly phrase
written on my chest.

Speaker 1 (35:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (35:06):
I agree.

Speaker 1 (35:07):
Yeah, we got to stop calling them streakers. That's it,
that's all I got. Okay, good, we agree. We agree
that uh Channing Tatum is Diddy and you have to
be naked a streak. There you go, there, it is
all right. Thank you for streaming the podcast and for
watching on our YouTube channel. You can follow us on
Instagram at Strawberry and Lazette.

Speaker 3 (35:24):
I'm at Lazette Love l I Z e t t
E l O v e E.

Speaker 1 (35:28):
I am at Strawberry Radio. We will talk to you
next time.

Speaker 3 (35:31):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 1 (35:32):
Peace
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