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Speaker 1 (00:00):
On episode forty five of The Strawberry and Lazette Mexican
Ginger Podcast, we talked about the gay ghost in my home,
stealing Halloween decorations, an airplane full of dead people, Matthew Perry,
and a whole lot more all coming up next. It's
podcast time.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
It's the Strawberry and was that Mexican Ginger podcast not
suitable for a younger audience?
Speaker 3 (00:23):
Talk to me, God, damn it, or I'm gonna throw
you in the fireplace. That's what she said.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
What moves that from?
Speaker 4 (00:28):
Bitch?
Speaker 3 (00:30):
Juckie?
Speaker 1 (00:31):
Oh, the first one got it, got it, got it?
Speaker 4 (00:34):
And then he says, you bitch.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
And it was real, real funnies.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
Happy Halloween everybody. It's the Strawberry and Lazette Mexican Ginger podcast.
Not intended for younger audiences. And we are the cool
house on the block when it comes to we are the.
Speaker 3 (00:50):
Only ones that dressed up.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
Uh huh.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
We gave everyone alcohol.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
Yeah, well, we gave them their choice of twisted tea
or angry orchard.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
Hold on, ma, join of them.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
There you go, Oh, Freddy Krueger over there, twisted tea
is not bad.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
My head doesn't fit with my headphones on, so that's unfortunate.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
For the camera. You can take the headphones off for
the cameras. You can show them what.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
Excuse me, I've been drinking all day.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
All right, here's Liztte's costume for everybody who's streaming on
the Strawberry and Lizette YouTube channel watching these podcasts.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
Here we go, and I also do this.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
Looked like a Michael Jackson Freddy Krueger. Why do you
have a sunglasses?
Speaker 3 (01:36):
I don't know, just for extra effect.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
Okay, looks good, looks good. Love it, love it. Yeah,
I'm disappointed the fact that three other people in this
whole building dressed up, or at least in our floor.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
Poke an eye out with these things.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
Yeah, we had three or four people try us up. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
I was expecting more normally, especially in our line of work,
nobody's like super serious, right, In fact, everyone is very unserious.
So I was expecting, you know, a lot. I was
expecting some some costumes here.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
You're expecting more from these people, But an angry worded
email on our behalf next year, get it together, not
a sideways hat.
Speaker 4 (02:30):
All right.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
I got a couple of things for the podcast since
it's Halloween. Actually I did send you like a link
of like four still getting Freddy Krueger's ready, all right,
I did send you a link or an email with
like four like death dead body stories. I didn't that
we that we didn't. I know, we didn't go over
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them on the air this week. You could, you could
pull one of them or two of them up. That
might be cool. But I have the ghost plane, I
have a haunted thing in my house. But also I've
been meaning to talk about so I read the Matthew
Perry book. So we were talking about this on a
podcast while ago that when he when he died, he
was writing his book before he died, and then the
book came out. He was on a book tour. But
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then after he passed away, audio clips from him reading
the book like started circulating. I'm like, you know what,
I don't do audibles, but I'm going to get that book.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
I don't do those either, they make me paranoid.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
Yeah, I'm gonna get that book so I can hear
him in his own words. And then I took a
long ass trip, long flight. I'm like, I'm just gonna
buy the book. I'll just read it myself. So I did.
In the first few pages, he reveals that he got
he was this was pills, I think right, He would
fluctuate between I'll call the pills. I think this was pills.
(03:47):
Did you know Matthew Perry's colon exploded? Oh shit, his
colon exploded.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
He had he was I think, how from being so constipated.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
I think just all the pills. If I'm remembering this correctly,
because it was in the beginning of the book, he
was in like a sober living facility with his the
kind of like best sober friend who was also a
nurse or something. She's like, we gotta go. He's he's
in so much pain, like this is the worst pain
he's ever experienced, and the sober facility is like, now
he's just playing you. He's trying to go to the
hospital to get more pills, and they're like, no, I've
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never seen Matthew Perry like this, Like, we got to
get him out here, and they almost didn't let him leave.
So his sober friend dragged him out of this sober
living facility put him in the car. As they're driving off,
like the people of the sober living facility stood in
the way. They're like you're gonna have to drive us ober.
We're not letting Matthew Perry off the premises. So somehow
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the sober friend maneuver around got it with the hospital.
Right when he got there, his freaking colon exploded and
he passed out. So he had a colostomy bag for
six months. He was pooping in a bag for six months.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
Asshole exploded, I assume inside, right, it's not. It's not
like just like his No, his butthole exploded.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
So his colon exploded, So it was an implosion. But yeah,
all all of his stuff is floating around inside his
body now.
Speaker 3 (05:14):
Oh yeah, all his ship. I didn't think about that.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
Yeah, that's that's what i'm That's where the colon is.
That's what it does.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
Well, I know, but I didn't think about the stuff
in the colon is now outside of his body, floating
through throughout your body. Like in my mind, it was
a completely clean organ and it just exploded, and it's like,
oh shit, now we got to put it back together.
I forgot that there's shipping there.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
It's like tipping over a porta potty, but that happens
inside your body. So he had a colossal bag like
starting with this, Well, because I wrote it on my
podcast notes, I've been meaning to talk about that.
Speaker 3 (05:48):
We want to talk about this so bad, the weirdo.
Why was this the first thing We've got a podcast,
We've got a podcast now.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
Well, I didn't know this. And and going through his book,
all the times that he was in rehab, uh, we've
heard like, oh yeah, I was so drunk on friends,
I forget forgot this scene, or I had so many
pills that I didn't remember this this whole season. But
I didn't know. Maybe I didn't realize how many times
he went back and forth to rehab. But he was
always in a rehab. He was always in rehab.
Speaker 3 (06:21):
That's crazy.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
I feel so bad for him. And another thing, because
so we just had the one year anniversary of his passing.
His parents sat down and they did like an interview,
and one of the things was like he really wanted
to have a wife and kids, wife and kids before
he died, Like he really really wanted that. And that
was a constant theme in the book, was you know
the one that got away, or like this, you know,
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I broke this girl's heart, which was two bad because
I really wanted he dated he was a swordsmith. The
amount of women he went through in La Holy crap.
He was dating Julia Roberts. She was madly enough in
love with him. He dumped her. He dumped Julia Roberts
like at the height of her career. He's like, nah,
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because he had this thing, not to ruin the whole book,
but he had this thing where he he's like, they're
gonna like imposter syndrome, Like they're gonna realize I'm not
good for them, They're gonna break up with me. So
what I'm gonna do through my insecurity, I try to
break up with them first. And he would break up
with all these amazing women, hot women, actresses, models, like
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he was killing it, and there was a there was
a I think I told you this. He had this
speech when he was on when he was like dating
real heavy. He would sit down with somebody He's like,
all right, look, just got out of a long term relationship.
Not looking for anything serious. Uh no sleepovers, Uh no,
I love yous, but if you want to have fun,
you know, if that's not what you're looking for, you
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can leave. But if you want to have fun, I'm
your guy. And he used that speech every time to
kind of like set the standard. And then once he
figured out like a girl was getting too close or
emotionally attached, he'd just cut him off. But he was
banging his way through Hollywood.
Speaker 3 (08:03):
That's crazy because I feel like, I don't know, I
don't think he was that attractive.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
I don't know. He was funny, he was super funny,
but yeah he was. He dated a ton of famous women.
Speaker 3 (08:19):
I wish she watched Love is Blind so we could
talk about it.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
I did see this one TikTok though, of a girl
like showing her boyfriend laying on his back on the
bed listening to Love is Blind, saying this is the
only real way to watch it, Like you have to
listen to it, Like, don't watch because the whole thing
about love is blind they don't know what each other
looks like. So the boyfriend is like, this is the
only real way to watch Love is Blind is not
to see the characters until the reveal. I think I
(08:46):
may do that. No, I may do it that.
Speaker 3 (08:49):
Way because then I'm because I'm not. That's not gonna
work for you because you're horrible names. First of all,
I know, and I wouldn't be able to I'm also
horrible with people's names in movies and TV shows the
first few episodes. Yeah, Like, for for a long time
when I was watching Game of Thrones, I didn't know
(09:10):
who was who.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
Right. If there's too many names in a movie or
TV show, I lost like all the Mafia movies. Yeah,
I'm not gonna remember all these guys'.
Speaker 3 (09:18):
Names, and like when new shows come out and stuff like,
I don't remember anybody's names, so I could it's hard
for me to have conversations about the show and about
what's going on because I don't remember anyone's name. I'm
always like, yeah, the one with the long hair, Like,
I don't fuck know, So it's hard for me. It
would be hard for me to watch Love is Blind.
Not watching it, I wouldn't be able to keep track
of who's who because I'm like really bad at names.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
Yeah all right, anyways, No Love Is Blind for.
Speaker 3 (09:45):
Me, though, Yeah, you should watch it the next.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
Good What's in a twisted tea? What makes it alcoholic?
Speaker 3 (09:51):
The twist?
Speaker 1 (09:52):
I know what's the twist? Is it vodka?
Speaker 2 (09:54):
Is it?
Speaker 3 (09:54):
Rum?
Speaker 1 (09:54):
Is it? It says it contains alcoholic? What alcohol?
Speaker 3 (09:59):
Hmmm?
Speaker 1 (10:00):
I don't think I've ever had. I'm just curious. I
never had one. It's just leftover trigger treat sash.
Speaker 3 (10:09):
The new season of Love Is Blind is going to
premiere on Valentine's Day. They're going to Minneapolis.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
Okay, so should I watch that one?
Speaker 2 (10:17):
Then?
Speaker 1 (10:17):
I'll watch it, all right, just remind me. Wait, so
it's on Netflix though, yes, do they upload it all
at the same time or you they do it weekly?
Speaker 3 (10:26):
No, they do it weekly.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
Okay, so you can't binge, you have to watch it. Okay,
I'll do it. I'll do that. Then, just remind me.
Speaker 3 (10:33):
Yeah, that shit was killing me. I was so mad.
So the reunion episode of this last season came out
last night.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
Okay, so you know.
Speaker 3 (10:44):
How when these days usually you can get away like
kind of like the same with albums, like if something's
coming out Friday, you can get away with you know,
because we're on the West coast with you know, doing
Thursday night nine pm or something like that, because it's
like on the East coast it's out now. So I
thought this was the same thing, like the same situation here.
It said that the reunion was on Thursday, right, so Wednesday,
(11:08):
I was like, fuck, yeah, I can watch the reunion tonight,
got home cooked dinner. I had like that much wine left,
not much. I was like, fuck yeah, I'm gonna and
I'm gonna save the rest of this wine for the reunion,
right okay. Poured it in a glass and it sat
on my nightstand for two hours, where I scrolled on TikTok.
(11:28):
I was just killing time, waiting, just waiting for this reunion.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (11:32):
Next thing you know, it's it's nine thirteen. I was like, oh,
the reunion And I go to Netflix and it's not out,
and I was like.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
What the fuck.
Speaker 3 (11:43):
Yeah, it's Thursday on the other side of the country,
Like why is where the fuck is the reunion? Yeah,
so I like log out of Netflix, log back in, reload,
still not showing up. Then I finally like click on
it and it still says reunion episode arrives Thursday or
whatever it says out Thursday. And I click on it
and it's like Thursday at six thirty Pacific, and I
(12:06):
was like, oh my god, they're actually gonna make me
wait till there. I stayed up all fucking night, Yeah,
waiting for this reunion episode. I saved the last of
my wine, but I already poured it in the glass.
Speaker 1 (12:19):
You're gonna have to drink it then, So.
Speaker 3 (12:21):
Then I had to drink it. Then yesterday I had
to buy more wine because yesterday was the actual reunion.
So I went to the store and I bought two bottles.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
Because it's a long reunion.
Speaker 3 (12:32):
You need to It was a long reunion. Actually I
didn't drink two bottles, but I knew I was gonna
drink at least half of one, uh huh for the reunion.
And so I was like, this bottle is not gonna
last me long after it's half gone, I might as
well just get another one. Saved me the time.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
Oh my god, all right, I'll watch the I'll watch
the Valentine.
Speaker 3 (12:51):
I was so irritating. It's so bad. Oh my god,
it's gonna piss you off. It's so bad. Do you understand,
like the premise of the show, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
Yeah, you're kind of dating somebody that you can't at sea,
or like you're talking to somebody you can't see, and
then you decide if you want a datum or not.
Speaker 3 (13:05):
No, you decide if you want to marry them.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
Oh that's right, marry them.
Speaker 3 (13:08):
Yeah, you can't see them until after you propose yeah,
you get engaged, and then they do the big reveal.
Immediately after they revealed, everyone all the couples go on
a big trip, and then they get back from their trip.
It's kind of essentially like a honeymoon almost except they're
not married yet. But it's a big trip that they
all the couples go on and then they get back
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from their trip. This last season was in Cabo. I
feel like it's a lot of times they go to Cabo.
They must have trade with Cott.
Speaker 1 (13:39):
Endorsement.
Speaker 3 (13:43):
They get back from their big trip, and then they
go straight into living together, and I think they all
they all stay in the same apartment building and just
have like their own units and stuff. And then that's
when a lot of the drama starts with them is
now they're living together and they're like having to get
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to know this person on a whole different level, like
deal with them, and then they have to meet each
other's families, and it's like they're like, all right, well,
when this is over, who's moving in with who? Like,
you know, all those conversations start happening. So usually there's
probably like six couples when it starts. After everyone like
proposes and they pick each other and then by the
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end there's only like one or two people that actually
get married, like everyone dwindles out. Yeah, it's so good,
it's crazy, and they're just like, you know, there was
one in Seattle right after we left.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
Yeah, I know. And now the contestants. The contestants keep
showing up to the Cracking Games. I don't know who
because I didn't watch this season, but apparently a bunch
of them would like show up to the Cracking Games
because I think some of them were from Seattle. Maybe
some of them stayed in Seattle. I don't know where
the cast was from, but there was a couple they
were always there.
Speaker 3 (14:57):
Well I think they all lived there. Okay, maybe that's
that's why everybody. That's why the show when it's like
in that city, they cast people that are already in
that city. You don't you don't fly there for it.
Speaker 1 (15:09):
Oh it's not like Bachelorette where it's like someone from Texas,
someone from Philly, New York.
Speaker 3 (15:13):
No, okay, they're like, oh, Love is Blind, it's coming
to see it's coming to Sacramento. We're casting now, so
people in Sacramento will sign up.
Speaker 1 (15:22):
Oh that's cool, Okay, Yeah, I like it.
Speaker 3 (15:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (15:25):
Yeah, So I have this ghost plane that I've been
meeting to play for several podcasts. This is a TikTok
from an air traffic controller. It's a long story, but
I broke it up in pieces. She's talking about, you
know what air traffic controller does, right.
Speaker 3 (15:40):
Yeah, they contract the air traffic.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
Exactly, contract control maybe yeah, yeah, they're the ones that
talk to airplanes. So she did this TikTok.
Speaker 3 (15:48):
You can talk to airplanes.
Speaker 1 (15:50):
She did this TikTok explaining like what did what happens
when there's a ghost plane? And a ghost plane is
airplane flying with a bunch of dead people in there,
or maybe like just the pilot die and whatever. So
still outloaded? Oh your Instagram. So here's what the here's
what the the air traffic controllers do. They kind of
hand off planes to each other. So let's say you're
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flying out of Sacramento and you're flying down at San Diego.
So the air so you're here, the Sacramento air traffic
controller will monitor you until you get into like San
Francisco airspace, and then you're picked up. You're handed off
to the San Francisco air traffic controller and they go, okay,
you know plane three three five, I have you, and
you're gonna be in contact with me until like you're
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in I don't know San Jose airspace, maybe down like Fresno.
And they just keep handing you off to different air
traffic controllers. So it's not like if you.
Speaker 3 (16:42):
Fly yeah, if you hate aff, if you.
Speaker 1 (16:45):
Fly out of Sacramento, you're not talking to the Sacramento
ATC the whole time. You're handed off person in person.
So the air traffic controller says, sometimes I'll get a
plane handed off to me. That's like coming into my airspace.
But the last you know, airspa they were in. They're like, oh,
there's nobody alive on this plane, so you just have
to monitor them on your radar while they fly through
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your airspace. Wait what Yeah, so that's that's the background
air traffic control. Here we go, here's the TikTok, and
I have spaces to stop.
Speaker 2 (17:13):
So if you're an air traffic controller, at some point
in your life, you will probably be the last person
to talk to a dead guy.
Speaker 1 (17:21):
And she keeps saying that the whole time, like a
dead guy, Like it's a pilot, it's a human being
that she just says, it's a dead guy.
Speaker 3 (17:27):
There we go.
Speaker 4 (17:27):
That gets a little complicated.
Speaker 2 (17:30):
Sometimes you're doing routine transmissions and all of a sudden
they disappear from the frequency and they disappeared from the radar,
and you're like, shit, you better get search and rescue
out here, because I don't know what happened to this guy.
Speaker 4 (17:42):
I think he went down.
Speaker 3 (17:43):
Can you imagine went down, like as if the plane crashed.
Speaker 1 (17:46):
Yeah, she said, He'll just disappear. The plane will just
disappear off your radar. You're like, well, I think he crashed.
Speaker 3 (17:52):
Holy shit.
Speaker 1 (17:53):
She's very nonchalant during this whole TikTok about this.
Speaker 3 (17:56):
Must be regular occurrence, Like geez.
Speaker 2 (17:59):
Sometimes they will tell you I'm declaring an emergency. I've
lost this or that system. So when pilots said stuff
like that to me, I would turn around and say, hey, Sup,
can we get a pilot in here, and I would
work my traffic and they would talk to that pilot
prewerful beyond an isolated frequency and try to help that
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pilot get their plane back under control. In which case
I'm not the last person to talk to a dead guy.
The buddy I just called.
Speaker 1 (18:29):
Is did you get that part, like if the guy's like, hey,
my my system isn't working yea, So she'd be like, hey, supervisor,
get a pilot in here that they can talk to
this pilot, like talk them down.
Speaker 2 (18:39):
Two or three times in my career a pilot died
in the cockpit and the plane kept flying.
Speaker 1 (18:47):
That that happens, And when that happens, we.
Speaker 2 (18:51):
Get the handoff and we're told ahead of time, this
plane's unresponsive. They've been on responsive for the last forty
five minutes. We're all pretty sure they're dead, but we're
going to send up the fighters to go look in
the window. And when they say target in sight, we
say roger, and we let them approach incomplete violation of
normal separation standards. The fighters fly adjacent to the aircraft,
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or they flip upside down and they fly over the
cockpit and they just look in the windows.
Speaker 4 (19:23):
If the windows are completely.
Speaker 2 (19:25):
Iced over, everybody on that plane is dead, because that
means there was a catastrophic loss of cabin pressure, all
the moisture inside the plane has frozen to the windows,
there was a leak in some way, and if there
has been no effort made to descend to a safer
altsuit or to clear those windows.
Speaker 4 (19:44):
The people on that plane are dead.
Speaker 3 (19:47):
So what do they do the plane's just flying by itself.
Speaker 1 (19:51):
Well, yeah, she said, they scramble the fighters. The fighters
go up. They fly just like in top gun. Yeah,
either right next to them or flip upside down, which
I thought it was just movies. I don't know they
actually did that flip upside down and look, And I
think she's going to get to this part that if
they're over the ocean, they'll just shoot them down. If
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they're going to crash in a mountain, they'll let them crash.
But if they're gonna be like crashing into a city,
then they're like, we can't have this plane crash in
a city.
Speaker 3 (20:19):
Gues what do they do?
Speaker 2 (20:21):
Essentially, we look at that plane's flat plan and we
try to determine where they're going to be going based
on where they filed and how much fuel they had
on board when they departed, and that gives us a
clue to how long that plane is going to be flying.
And we do calculations and we try to figure out, well,
is it going to come down in a populated area.
If it is, then the fighters are supposed to be
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directed to shoot down that aircraft with the dead people
inside before the plane crashes in a major city.
Speaker 3 (20:53):
Okay, well that makes sense, but like what if it's
going to like what if they're over a major city
or something, like, what do you do? But if you're
not in the in the middle of nowhere or in
a space to be able to shoot it.
Speaker 1 (21:06):
Down, I don't know, you have to wait till you
get over some farmland.
Speaker 3 (21:10):
And then what they what they do with all the
people on there.
Speaker 1 (21:13):
They throw a couple of missiles into that thing. I mean,
you shoot it down like that thing explodes. I'm just kidding.
That would be kind of gold.
Speaker 2 (21:23):
And another one was somebody not famous who I just
works them silently through. And then the next sector over
they had the jets come and check and that aircraft
I believe was just left to fly and it went
down in the Atlantic Ocean and we just were like, Okay,
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everybody on that plane is dead.
Speaker 4 (21:46):
Nah, hell Na, that's weird.
Speaker 3 (21:49):
Imagine finding out that somebody you knew was like on
that plane and then you're finding out like there was
a leak and everyone on the plane just frozen died. Sorry,
And then we shot it down, so we don't know,
you know, you're probably not going to get their bodies back.
Speaker 1 (22:03):
Yeah, what was that Malaysian flight? Remember that disappeared and
everyone's like, yeah, it just that's what happened. It just
you know, everyone died because the oxygen cut off and
it just eventually crashed into the Atlantic or something. There's
a whole lot of conspiracy theories and there's a documentary
on it. What really happened? I didn't watch the documentary,
but I know there's a lot of conspiracy theories on
that Malaysian flight, Like one was it the pilot did
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like a mass suicide? And then another one is there
was a like some cabin issue and just like she said,
like the oxygen went out and everybody died and then
just into the ocean.
Speaker 3 (22:37):
How fast? How long do you think it takes for
someone to die in that situation? Like are are they suffocating?
Speaker 1 (22:44):
Sure, oxygen's out. I think you just do you go
to sleep? I think you go to sleep. You would
probably go to sleep, But then do you get hella?
Do you get cold and like you kind of freeze
to death first?
Speaker 3 (22:58):
I don't know, do you pass out and then for
you to death.
Speaker 2 (23:03):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (23:03):
You would for sure pass out though. If oxygen's gone.
Speaker 3 (23:06):
Does it hurt? Are you aware?
Speaker 1 (23:10):
Do you start choking? Like do you kind of like yeah? See,
like I don't know, I don't know. Look up what
happens when you run out of oxygen.
Speaker 3 (23:17):
I don't want to.
Speaker 1 (23:17):
Yeah, I don't want to either. Hold this, lady's almost done.
Speaker 2 (23:20):
I did work ap aircraft who departed and they immediately said,
we have an emergency.
Speaker 4 (23:28):
The door is still open.
Speaker 2 (23:30):
And I was working that emergency and he was like, Okay,
I think I've got it. I think it's closed now, Like, okay,
you don't have an emergency anymore. He's like nope, I
got relieved, and under the next controller's watch, that plane crashed.
Speaker 1 (23:46):
Do you catch that? Yeah.
Speaker 2 (23:48):
I do not believe I was ever actually the last
person to talk to a dead guy. I have been
the second to the last person to talk to a
dead guy, and I have watched a thhoset plane go
across my airspace carrying dead people. But I never actually
was the last one to talk to a dead guy.
And I'm grateful for this.
Speaker 1 (24:11):
That's that's heavy. That's heavy to take home with you
at the end of the day if that.
Speaker 3 (24:15):
Yeah, like I had to help direct a plane that
everybody died on. Yeah, imagine being the ones that have
to shoot them down? Well, which one would you rather do?
Speaker 1 (24:26):
Shoot them down?
Speaker 2 (24:28):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (24:28):
Me too?
Speaker 1 (24:28):
Yeah for sure. Sad Like watching things explode. I don't know.
I'm a guy.
Speaker 3 (24:33):
I've never I've never like, I've never made anything explode before.
Not to that like magnitude, you know, be fun.
Speaker 1 (24:42):
I mean, as long as everyone's dead already.
Speaker 3 (24:46):
What if you like fire and they're like wait, wait, wait.
Speaker 1 (24:48):
They're like in the window, like waing, like no, like,
uh uh.
Speaker 3 (24:53):
You had you've never watched shiit? What the fuck is
it called The Guys?
Speaker 1 (25:04):
The Boys?
Speaker 3 (25:04):
The Boys?
Speaker 1 (25:06):
Now you're bringing that up? The Boys?
Speaker 3 (25:08):
It is called The Boys. It's a TV show. You've
never watched it? Huh look the Superhero One. No, it's
really fucking good.
Speaker 1 (25:17):
You should watch it. Is it supposed to be funny?
Because I see this I see clips on TikTok all
the time.
Speaker 3 (25:21):
Yeah, it's like it's like dark humor funny. Okay, it's
pretty funny, but it's really good.
Speaker 1 (25:28):
Huh.
Speaker 3 (25:28):
Okay, there's a well, shit, I don't want to like
ruin it for you. I don't think it's really a spoiler,
but there's.
Speaker 2 (25:38):
A go ahead.
Speaker 3 (25:39):
I'm like, h does it spoil anything. There's a scene
where they were on this this plane was like having
trouble or something like that, and so the two the
superheroes flew up there and one of them is supposed
to be like really really strong, right, so he was
supposed to like like carry the plane back down to safety,
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and he couldn't.
Speaker 1 (26:02):
So there he dropped it.
Speaker 3 (26:05):
No, he like couldn't. He couldn't stop it, Like he
couldn't control it. The plane was just like too much.
Speaker 1 (26:10):
Huh.
Speaker 3 (26:10):
So they they like lasered a hole in the plane,
went inside, and they were like, I can't I can't
save this plane. We just have to kill everyone on it.
Speaker 2 (26:25):
Shut up.
Speaker 3 (26:26):
Really, So they like they went on the plane and
they told everyone saw them and they're like, oh, thank God,
like we're gonna live, We're gonna be saved. And they
were like sorry, like we can't save you. And then
they just left and let the plane crash and let
everyone die. Like those people thought they were gonna be saved.
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And then they went back down and I forget. I
think there was like a press conference and I think
they went they went back down and said then made
up some story that something else happened. Because like to
the public, there's supposed to be like these superheroes that
keep them safe and protects them. But like behind the scenes,
what the public doesn't see but we see as viewers
is they're actually a ship show and are fucking everything up.
Speaker 1 (27:09):
Oh that's funny. I want to see that.
Speaker 3 (27:10):
I want to see It's really good the boys and
then gen v also is a really good spin off.
Speaker 1 (27:15):
Okay, I'm watching this Netflix show about the Zodiac Killer,
but I'm not finished with it, so I don't want.
Speaker 3 (27:27):
To talk to I just watched Woman of the Hour.
Speaker 1 (27:31):
I heard that's good. Yeah, okay, so let me tell
you about this. This haunted house is Halloween. So let
me tell you about the house that we're living in.
So when I lived in Santa Clara down near San Jose,
there was something in my house that when I first
moved in, my buddy Roberto stayed over and he has
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this thing where he sees spirits and like pe like
ghost and spirits will Yeah, ghost and spirits will mess
with him a lot.
Speaker 3 (28:01):
You and your fiance, well, no, there's my buddy with Roberto.
I know, but your fiance deals with that too, don't know.
Speaker 1 (28:06):
A little bit. Yeah, so he does, and so like
I just moved in and so like the net, he
slept over in the guest room and the next morning
he's like, hey, Straw, I got some bad news for you.
And I already know that Roberto can see stuff. And
I'm like, a dude, don't tell me, Like I just
bought this house, don't tell me. He's like, all right,
I won't say anything, but there's something here, Like all right,
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so fast forward. I think I told you prior. So
now my fiance is living with me, like she feels
she feels stuff every now and then, like stuff grabbing her,
touching her. There was one night where we both woke
up because the bed was moving. I told you that,
and then so she. So then it got to a
point where we went to a medium medium medium, and
so we go, hey, there's something we think in the house.
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And she did a dousing rod, which is like it's
like a watch. You kind of like hold this thing
or like a jewel you hold at the end of
a chain and you twist it and if if the
chain goes left and right, it means like yes, and
if it goes up and it means no, something like that.
Speaker 3 (29:08):
I did that with your fiance.
Speaker 1 (29:09):
Yeah, so she was. So they were communicating and apparently
the ghost of spirit I think her name was Evie.
We found out her name was Evie didn't like me,
or at least like didn't think that she could connect
with me. So she didn't really like me, so she
wouldn't talk to me a lot. She would talk to
my fiance. So she was asking all these yes no questions.
Turns out it was a little girl that died some
(29:29):
time ago when our house was in the middle of
an orchard, when it was like farmland or whatever, before
all the development. So I don't know how she died.
Little girl. My fiance is like, that's the girl that
I saw the night that our bed was moving. She's like,
that's the girl I saw, like in my dream or whatever.
So anyway, one of these nights, so the okay, we
had a face for the spirit Evie. So one of
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these days, my sister in law sleeps over and my
fiance wakes up. She goes, I had the weirdest dream, like,
you know, something grabbed me and I said, no, get
out of here or whatever. And she's telling us this
story and look over, my sister in law is crying,
like what's going on. She goes that night like she
slept over. She goes that night I was being like,
(30:12):
you know, like when little kids will try to wake
you up, they'll kind of like like, uh, what's this?
Like tug you, they'll tell you, they'll push you a
little bit. So she was she goes, yeah, I felt
I thought I felt my my daughter, my niece, uh
like pushing me to wake me up. And so I
look over, I'm like, what is it? And it was
a little girl, but it wasn't my niece. And so
she's like she saw it, and so she saw it
(30:33):
the same night that that little girl, Evie was trying
to like mesk with my fiance. And so she goes,
I didn't want to say anything in front of the girls,
but I saw the thing that night too. So then
fast forward because my fiercea thinks I don't believe her.
She goes, no stuff happens, I see stuff.
Speaker 3 (30:48):
Does she look like a dead little girl? Does she
look like a normal little girl.
Speaker 1 (30:52):
Normal little girl? But like like like you kind of
see through her a little bit, a little translucent, little translament.
So then she thinks, I don't believe and I'm like,
I believe you. It just doesn't happen to me, but
I believe you. So one night, while I'm at work,
she sends me a video. She's on My fiance's on
the couch. She plates are in the cupboard rattling. So
(31:13):
my fiance gets up, walks over to the cupboard. Plates
are rattling. She opens the door, plates are rattling. She
puts her hand on top of the plate to like
stop them from rattling, and they stop. Then she shuts
the cupboard and go sits down and she sends me
the video. Show see I'm not lying, like there's there's
weird stuff in the house. I'm like, yeah, I get
it because that was our Santa Clair house.
Speaker 3 (31:34):
I want to see that video.
Speaker 1 (31:36):
I got it Somewhere we move say.
Speaker 3 (31:37):
That every time it's been three years.
Speaker 1 (31:40):
We moved to Seattle. I don't think anything happens in Seattle.
We come to Sacramento, and every couple weeks, as we're
in bed, my fiance will see a shadow in the room.
She goes, what's that or She'll walk upstairs when I'm
downstairs and she'll see something or someone and she'll freak out.
She she she'll see a shadows that what's that? And
(32:03):
there's been a couple of times where I thought I
felt like something like just touch me, not like grabb
or pull, but something touched me. A week or two ago,
I'm getting up in the morning and I shower in
the guest in the guest room because this shower's better.
I think I'm going to shut the bathroom door, and
you know when you shut a door, and like someone
on the other end is like not letting you shut it,
so they're pulling it back. So I'm going to shut
(32:25):
the bathroom door and someone is pulling the door back
so I can't shut it. He's trying to get a
peek and I'm like I'm like what and I'm pulling
against something. I'm like it's my fiance, like playing a joke.
I thought she was in bed. So I get the
door open and no one's there. I'm like, that's kind
of weird, Like you're not letting me shut the door.
(32:46):
I'm like, all right, because I was fighting something. Yeah,
like all right, whatever, shut the door. Take a shower.
Don't even don't even think about it. But I've seen
a shadow here and there. My fiance sees shadows in
her house all the time.
Speaker 3 (32:56):
The same shadow.
Speaker 1 (32:58):
Well a shadow, she says, it's a man.
Speaker 3 (33:00):
I mean, but yeah, that's what I mean. You'd be
able to tell if it was the same shadow, or
if it was bigger or smaller.
Speaker 1 (33:07):
She says, she sees maybe it does o zempic. Yeah.
So that was the first time it interacted with me,
where it was trying to like pull the door shut
while I was trying to you know, it's gay. Hey,
what you doing in there?
Speaker 3 (33:22):
The ghosts?
Speaker 1 (33:25):
Wait?
Speaker 3 (33:25):
Let me You're like normally I am already in here,
but you beat me to the bathroom. Let me.
Speaker 1 (33:32):
Yeah. So there's that. Wow, that's my Halloween story. Oh,
let me also tell you about some Halloween shiit. So
this morning here, let me send you my You haven't
seen my house this year? Okay, I'm not crazy. So
we get a new this is my house. Uh, don't
show it to the camera because you can kind of
see my address. So this year our theme for our
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haunted house or not our haunted house? Our house?
Speaker 3 (33:57):
How did you get those up there?
Speaker 1 (33:58):
The roof.
Speaker 3 (34:00):
Oh they're hanging I see in the string.
Speaker 1 (34:02):
So this year was spiders, So we bought a bunch of.
Speaker 3 (34:06):
What do you mean the theme? The theme just that
you and your fiance came up with. Yes, this is annoying,
I'm gonna.
Speaker 1 (34:11):
Take Yeah, And you can't even see the I'll send
you a better photo where you can see like the
staircase and the guardrail and everything. So yeah, So every
Halloween we did different themes, Like it was skeletons one year.
Nice we it was skeletons one year, it's spiders this year.
So our staircase is all covered with the fake spider
web stuff. We have a couple gravestones. But then like,
(34:32):
oh they're not spider I know, but we have huge
spiders all over the window and like hanging from the
sliding door. And then so we were the first ones
on our block to decorate. We're like, hell yeah, So
we do a weekend trip. We come back. Our new
neighbor who's two doors over, does almost the exact same thing,
big spiders, big spider webs, and I'm like it almost
(34:57):
looks like they copied us, Like it was that close.
So I'm like, did you did you copy us? Like
what's going So we put a couple more things up.
I'm not lying to you. We put like these like
spooky apparition things that glow in the dark. We put
those up. He put like a zombe. He put a
(35:17):
zombie on his porch. I'm like, okay, I'm not crazy right,
Like they're doing some shit. So one night we see
the neighbor walk past our house, stop, look at the house,
and then go back to her house. Like, okay, she's
doing something. So we go to the store that night,
get extra spider webs, some like some cloth that we're
(35:37):
gonna drape over the porch, and these two humongous spiders.
I'm like, I'm not putting these up. And a light
little like a spooky light to shine up at the
spiders that are crawling down the side of my house.
So the light is up, all the spiders up spider webs.
I'm holding back these two huge spiders until Halloween nights.
So this morning, get up, climb on the roof, and
I hang those two huge spiders like off off the roof.
(36:00):
So they're like climbing down. Because my neighbor every time
we made a move, they made a move, and they
keep adding to their display when we add to our display.
So I'm like, all right, well, if I do it
on Halloween, you don't have enough time to go get
some more stuff and add it.
Speaker 3 (36:14):
I bet you you're gonna get home. She's gonna have
some more stuff she had all day. Like, what do
you mean you're not gonna have enough time? You should
have did it when you got home.
Speaker 1 (36:23):
I like the fact that they're decorating for Halloween. I
don't like the fact that they are copying us.
Speaker 3 (36:28):
Don't give yourself so much credit.
Speaker 1 (36:30):
I'll send you video. I'll send you a video of
our house, and I'll send you a video of their house.
And you'd be like, yo, man, they copied you. They
full on copy you.
Speaker 3 (36:38):
Yeah, probably probably. So we just have our All I
have is a grim Reaper on my door, love the
grim Reaper. And then I have two pumpkins on both
sides of the front door. I don't have anything crazy
I meant to put up, like spiderwebs and stuff.
Speaker 1 (36:55):
Uh huh, But.
Speaker 3 (36:57):
Cause I still have some from like a few years ago.
I still have a couple bags. But I just never did.
I forgot, but I had my grim reaper reaper. It's
not as cool as the one I had last year.
The one I had last year got stolen off your porch,
off my door. Yeah, it was smaller, the eyes turned red,
and it was motion censored so it would like shake
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and laugh and stuff when someone walked by. Somebody stole it,
and so the one I bought one another one this year,
but this one was from the Spirits store and it
doesn't do anything cool. It just hangs there. And it's
a little bigger too, which I'm not crazy about.
Speaker 1 (37:37):
But you're not gonna get a trigger treaders anyway, you
don't think right.
Speaker 3 (37:41):
I'm not expecting any We have candy just in case.
I think I think I might be able to convince
my son to walk around our complex, yeah, rather than
just like then going to a neighborhood and dealing with
that all night walking blocks and blocks and blocks. Yeah,
I think we're gonna just I'm see if you wants
to just go around the complex and go and maybe
(38:02):
he just doesn't want to at all and just doesn't care.
Like we have a whole huge bowl of candy. Yeah,
maybe he'll he will enjoy staying home and handing out
candy people trig or treat. But I don't know, it
just makes you kind of said, you don't want to
go trigger treating this year?
Speaker 1 (38:15):
Hitting that age, you know, he's hitting that age.
Speaker 3 (38:17):
I mean I still went trigger treating.
Speaker 1 (38:19):
I did up till high school, and then I think
I took a year off and then would go out again.
Speaker 3 (38:27):
I remember going trigger treating when I was a sophomore.
Speaker 1 (38:29):
Yeah, but.
Speaker 3 (38:32):
It was just me and my cousin and if anytime
we walked by a party, we would go inside.
Speaker 1 (38:39):
Is that right?
Speaker 3 (38:39):
Yeah, we would go in and have like a drink
or two and then keep trigger treating.
Speaker 1 (38:44):
Damn, I sed up.
Speaker 3 (38:46):
Yeah, North Salinas.
Speaker 1 (38:48):
Ri I p ri ip to the UH to the
trigger treaters. All right, So I'm gonna fill you in
on the UH the Zodiac Killer next podcast. But apparently
they knew who he was.
Speaker 3 (38:58):
Apparently like which one's Zoe Killer?
Speaker 1 (39:00):
The one he would kill people in San Francisco and
Valeo and Riverside, and like he would leave these ciphers,
these like codes to detect to uh de scramble.
Speaker 3 (39:15):
No, I don't remember so many. And then and then
I just watched The Killer, the Dating game Killer. Yeah,
I didn't see that is what that one was. I
fell down a huge rabbit hole on him because there's
ever since that show, that movie came out, Women of
the Hour, Huh, I've been seeing clips. This is what
made me watch the movies because I was seeing clips
(39:35):
on TikTok.
Speaker 1 (39:36):
Of Anna Kendrick No, no, no, of the what.
Speaker 3 (39:40):
Was his name, Rodri Rodrigo Alcanta or something like that,
I forget, but I was seeing clips of him from
when he was on the dating game show, but like
the actual clips, the real clips, not the ones from
the movie. So I kept coming across those on TikTok
and I ca being like what. I was reading the
(40:02):
comments and being like, people are like it really bothers
me that in real life he was Bachelor number one
and in the movie he was Bachelor A number three
or something like that. I was like, what the fuck
are they talking about? Yeah, and then so that's why
I watched it, and I was like, oh, it's a
serial killer movie.
Speaker 1 (40:16):
Hell yeah? All right, Uh, let's wrap up this podcast.
Thank you for podcasting the Strawberry and Lazette Mexican Junior Podcast,
and if you're watching it on our YouTube channel, thank
you for that. You can follow us on Instagram at
Strawberry and Lazette.
Speaker 3 (40:31):
I'm at Lasette love l I Z E T T
E l O V e E.
Speaker 1 (40:35):
I am at Strawberry Radio. One more time for the cameras.
You want to show off you're Freddy Krueger. You don't
have to.
Speaker 3 (40:40):
I mean, I already did it all right here. I'm
getting really sleepy.
Speaker 1 (40:45):
Maybe it's all the twisted teave and drinking. What is
in this twisted tea?
Speaker 3 (40:48):
Google it? You have a whole less computer right in
front of you.
Speaker 1 (40:51):
Search in general.
Speaker 3 (40:52):
I don't feel like tying this glove. I'm just gonna
tuck it in. Here we go, rate my costume.
Speaker 2 (40:58):
Guys.
Speaker 3 (40:58):
Wait, there we go.
Speaker 1 (41:00):
Love it alright. Peace