October 3, 2024 • 40 mins
On this episode of the Strawberry And Lizette Mexican / Ginger Podcast, we taked about escape room job interviews, chosing your own death sentence, hiding stuff from your Mom, and more!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
On episode forty three of the Strawberry and Lazette Mexican
Ginger Podcast, we talked about escape, room, job interviews, assisted suicides,
misheard Michael Jackson lyrics, hiding stuff from your Mom, and more.
All coming up next. It's podcast time. It's the Strawberry
and Lizette Mexican Ginger Podcast. Not suitable for a younger audience.
(00:24):
All right, welcome to the Strawberry and Lazette Mexican Ginger Podcast.
Not intended for younger audiences. We try to keep these
like around thirty minutes because we know you have a
lot of stuff going on. We don't need to like
Babbylon for a while. But if you want longer podcasts,
let us know. If you want to stretch these like
to forty five minutes or an hour. Let us know.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
I don't have that much going on in my life.
I can't bring an hour worth of content.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
Let us know if you want longer podcasts or if
you like the like the thirty minute ones that I like. Also,
let us know on Instagram at Strawberry and Lazett, or
just drop a comment wherever you stream this podcast or
on our YouTube channel. And thanks for everybody who watches
these on YouTube. I got a couple of things, but
you want you wanted to jump off? You want to
lead off?
Speaker 2 (01:07):
Yeah, I've had this on my list for a while,
so I just want to get it out the way.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
This was a story that.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
Came out early September. There's an inmate in South Carolina
who was set to be executed.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
And he let his lawyer pick how he was going
to die.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
So rather than electric chair or a firing squad, the
lawyer picked lethal injection, and the inmate, the inmate just
left it up to his lawyer, like you just you pick?
Would you want to pick how you die?
Speaker 1 (01:44):
Yeah? You know what's funny, I'm glad you brought that
up because just last week the suicide pod. I forget
what state it was in. The woman who had assisted suicide.
Did you see this? So it's this blue pod.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
Wasn't it in like another country?
Speaker 1 (01:58):
It might have been another country, any.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
Think that was?
Speaker 1 (01:59):
They dragged this pod out into the woods and it's
got a clear you know, like sun roof on it
or whatever, so that she could die in this pod.
I guess it was like like a gas chamber, like
a nice looking gas chamber. And then she wanted to
like to watch, like to look at the woods. But
I'm thinking, I don't want my last moments to be
(02:20):
trapped inside this claustrophobic Yeah, pod, sure, I don't mind
being out there in the woods, but I give me
a gas mask or something like. I don't being claustrophobic.
That's a horrible way to die.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
What if it was like, well, if you're not claustrophobic,
then you're not dying.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
Claustrophobic doesn't seem right. And I'm all for assistant suicide.
I did several reports on this, like back when it
was a big thing in Oregon, I was in I
was in a I think San Jees State, maybe it
was a high school whatever. I did a project about
assistant suicides and how some states were allowing it.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
And I'm like, well, you know, if you want to
go anyways.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
Yeah, if you want. If you have a terminal illness
and every day is just pain, painful, painful, and it's
it's your life, right, it's your life, Like why shouldn't
you be allowed to you know? And I've unfortunately had
friends who took matters into their own hands because they
were living in so much pain. That that was the
only way out, and it wasn't. It wasn't a peaceful
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way out, you know, it wasn't assisted. It was hey,
this is the only thing I can do.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
So, but with it being assisted, it could be a
little more like human manageable.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
Yeah, yeah, I agree.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
Would I want to pick how I go out? Absolutely? Hell? Yeah, yeah,
I don't think. I don't want it to take a
long time either. I don't want the gas chamber because
that's scary as hell. I don't like the I don't
like the idea of electric chair. Yeah, I don't like that.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
Who wants that? Who wants to be electrocuted?
Speaker 1 (03:48):
Like?
Speaker 3 (03:48):
Nobody wants it to be painful?
Speaker 1 (03:50):
No, I absolutely I don't like the idea of the
lethal injection, just because I hear so many things throw
so many bad things about it, like yeah, you're paralyzed
but you still feel it, or all the times it
goes wrong?
Speaker 2 (04:01):
Who did you get lethally injected and then come back
to tell the tale?
Speaker 1 (04:05):
Like I don't like that idea. They're like, well, we
don't really have all the because they inject three different
chemicals into you, you know that, right, it's just one
and apparently they say that they don't really have the
combination downright, so it'll either paralyze you but you still
feel it, or they don't paralyze you enough, or it
takes forever for you to like, uh, metabolize. No, it's
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like you kind of suffocate. It takes forever. So it's
not a it's not an exact way of dying. I
think I would go with firing squad. I think I
would go with firing squad because that's quick.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
I would just want to go to sleep, yeah yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
Yah, yeah, yeah, like a pill, like just take this
one pill and go to sleep, that type of thing.
Or you're talking lethaland I mean.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
Yeah, I guess well I would. I wouldn't because lethal
injection just seems like so much can go wrong, Like
you're not just going to sp yeah you know.
Speaker 3 (05:01):
But kind of like with what's that ship that they
was looking for in my house today.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
Carbon monoxide, like like you don't feel it, it's you
don't smell it.
Speaker 3 (05:14):
Yeah, you just go to sleep one night and then
you don't wake up.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
By the way, I think I might have carbonoxide poisoning.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
By the way, let me just so there's been my fire,
my smoke detector in my place that I just moved
into was going off last night. I just want to
put this out there in case some in case some
shit happens and I die. Yeah, listen to my carbon
my smoke detector alarm is going off. So and I
(05:44):
couldn't figure out why there was no smoke, there was
no fire. I found out I put in like a
service request. Maintenance came by this morning and they were like,
by the way, these smoke detectors in the main areas
of your home are also like for carbon monoxide, gas,
or whatever the hell those alarms are for.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
I'm not really sure. He's like, so these detect both.
It'll detect smoke, it'll also detect.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
Like a gas leak or whatever it is in houses,
and that's the one that was going off.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
So they came and they were like, we don't know
why it was going off if there's like nothing, If
there was like if you left your stove on or
something like, we would have smelled it when we walked
in right now, you know, like there's no obvious signs
of there being any gas or carbon monoxide or anything.
Obviously no fire, so we don't really know why it's
going off, but like, I changed the battery in case
(06:38):
that was something that needed to be done. So let
me just put this out there. That shit been going
off last night. They came and said nothing was wrong
and didn't fix anything. If I die, I want you
all to.
Speaker 3 (06:51):
Burn that motherfucking to the ground. Sue them, Yeah, sue them.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
Yeah, we'll have to sue on your behalf. Yes, what
if I just thought about this right now? What if
your son, who has his own bedroom, got the door closed.
Mom's asleep, she'll never know that. The bad kids at
school taught me how to vape, and they gave me
a vape pen. So here I am vaping or smoking
weed or cigarette.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
Vape is not going First of all, I would have
smelled weed or cigarettes. Vapes is not going to make
the smoke detector go off, won't it. No, And the
ones in the bedroom were not the ones going off initially.
The one downstairs was the one going off, and that
triggered the rest of them to go off after because
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they're like all connected.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
It's downstairs vaping.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
No, he was in his room sleeping, was he? Yeah?
Because we both walked out of her bedrooms, like, what
the fuck's going on sleeping shit.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
Okay, all right, don't be trying to do.
Speaker 3 (07:48):
Him like that.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
I'm just saying, hey, Devil's advocate.
Speaker 3 (07:52):
No, I would know, all right, I'd be going, I go.
You think I don't go through shit. I go through shit.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
Good, good thinking.
Speaker 3 (08:00):
Now, who cleaned his room?
Speaker 1 (08:01):
Me? Exactly? That's why I think back now, like all
the stuff when I was a kid that I tried
to hide from my mom. I'm like, they'll never look
under my mattress.
Speaker 3 (08:09):
They'll never look. They'll never look in this top drawer. Right,
you know what I had in my top drawer?
Speaker 2 (08:16):
What and we you know what was stupid was that
everything I had that I shouldn't have.
Speaker 3 (08:22):
Had, I put it all in one place.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
Oh your so like all together.
Speaker 3 (08:26):
I just threw it in there.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
Sure it was in your drawer like your like your
dresser and the nightstand.
Speaker 3 (08:31):
Not my nightstand, not a not a dresser I had
like a it was like a big chest.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
I don't even feel like people have these in their
rooms anymore. Okay, Like the I think there was some
drawers on the bottom, maybe like two drawers on the
bottom and then up top on the rights on the
right side. Was I don't know, maybe four or five
smaller drawers, okay. And then on the left side that
took up mainly the middle and the side was like
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a door that you open and inside was shelves.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
This sounds like the line of the Witch. The wardrobe.
I don't know what's that? What's that?
Speaker 3 (09:08):
Were they like a arm?
Speaker 1 (09:11):
Yeah? What are you in Bridgerton? That's what it sounds like?
A dressing Well this was like the two thousands.
Speaker 3 (09:16):
This is what came in the bedroom sets.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
Okay, hey, yeah, I get you.
Speaker 3 (09:18):
I get you.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
It does sound very old fashioned.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
So anyways, so I would just throw shit in the
top drawer that was kind of like my junk drawer
of my bedroom.
Speaker 3 (09:27):
So like when I had anything, I'll just like throw
it in there.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (09:29):
I had a bottle of een.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
J Jesus Okay, Okay, I think.
Speaker 3 (09:35):
I was like a freshman or a sophomore.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
Two things I never did three never stole my mom's car,
never snuck out of the house, and never like drank
or smoke. So when I went through and like my
fiance was telling me stuff that she would do and
I never did that. I never did that. And people
can't fathom the fact that me and all the trouble
I used to get into, Like, yeah, but you never
you never drank in small thing maybe the house.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
But maybe that's why when you you like grew up
and went into your twenties. Yeah, like maybe that's why
then you started like wilding out. Yeah, maybe because you
didn't get to when you were younger.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
So for you hiding a bottle of ean J in
your room, I can't fathom that. I'm like, what, You're
a freshman in high school with a bottle in your
sophomore Oh sorry, okay, sophomore.
Speaker 3 (10:20):
I was a sophomore.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
I had a bottle of E and J in my
room or in that drawer, and it was empty because
we drank it, okay as some friends sleepover, I think
after winter ball. Okay, so yeah, one of ambitious was
in the backyard throwing up in bushes and she's like,
we was in there, fucked up. Anyways, I had that,
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and then I had this big ass knife nice like
it wasn't even like a like it was like a
hunting knife.
Speaker 3 (10:52):
Like it was like a big ass.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
Knife, Rambo commando style knife, Like it had.
Speaker 3 (10:56):
To have been like that big. And then that just
the blade was that big.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
And then the handle I remember it had like green
string that was like braided around the handle.
Speaker 3 (11:06):
And then it came in a little case.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
And the guy I was dating at the time like
was had that on him and was like here and
gave it to me, and so I'm like, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (11:16):
What the fuck to do with this. Yeah, so I
just put it in my junk drawer and that's where
it was.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
So and then the weapons and alcohol got it what else?
Speaker 3 (11:25):
And then I'm trying to think.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
I think I also had some like bammer weed in there,
because it was just such shitty weed that I didn't
smoke it, and I just was like, throw it in
the junk drawer if I put it in there, and
then probably like a lighter or something like. But that's
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what I had in there.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
But if your mom would have found it, she did, Okay,
I was gonna say, did she take it, like, oh,
when when Lazette finds out this is missing, she's gonna
come to me? Or did she saya, look what I
found in your drawer? Oh? Yeah, yeah, that's the second one.
Speaker 3 (12:04):
Yeah, she was lined up on the No, she wouldn't
line it up.
Speaker 2 (12:06):
She would just take it away and then like tell
us that she found it and then like take us
to get drug tested.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
Jeez, you know. And I tried to hide once a
parking meter.
Speaker 3 (12:21):
That's what was in your junk drawer, parking meter.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
I tried to hide it. So it was so. I
grew up in a three bedroom house, right, So my
mom had a bedroom there the two boys.
Speaker 3 (12:30):
At least I wasn't stealing city property.
Speaker 2 (12:33):
Like.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
So, my my brother and I shared a room, and
then my two sisters shared a room. So when my
sisters moved out for college, then my brother and I
got our own rooms. And so when I had I
moved into my sister's room. So I was in San Francisco.
This when I this is when I was working in
San Francisco, there was a parking meter that was loose
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on the pole. And it was back in the day
when it was all close on the pole. Hey, loose
on the pole is a good name for this podcast.
Loose anyway, So every day I would park there, I'm like, hey,
this is really wiggly, and so one day I'm like,
I'm just gonna take this meter. Imagine there's gonna be
a one thousand dollars in quarters in here that I
can get. So one day I took it. I kind
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of pulled it out of the cement.
Speaker 3 (13:20):
It just came out.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
What took a little work, but yeah, I got it out,
threw it in the back of the car, which it
was a car that I share with me. It was
a car that we all shared. It wasn't like my car.
It was like a car that the house of fam
the house car. And so I got home, I'm like, well,
where am I going to put this parking meter? First off,
it's heavy? Second of all, a.
Speaker 3 (13:37):
Wait, how old were you and you lived at home still?
Speaker 1 (13:40):
I think I was eighteen.
Speaker 3 (13:41):
They get to hide it from your mom.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
Yeah it was eighteen or nineteen. Yeah. And so I'm like, well,
I can't leave in the car. I'll just leave in
the bedroom. So I dragged it into the bedroom and
I kind of put it like behind the bed, like
no one will ever find this. And I was dumb
enough to not act fast. I should have been like,
all right, well, how am I gonna get this open?
How am I gonna get rid of it? I'm like, yeah,
I'll figure it out one day, and it just the
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parking meter was just like in my bedroom on the
ground for like two three weeks. My mom went in
there for something and found it. Why do you have
a parking meter from San Francisco in your house? I'm like, oh,
and I don't think I ever got it open. There
were coins in there, but I never got it open,
and I don't know what happened to it. I probably
threw it out, or probably my mom threw it out something.
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But yeah, I'm like, no one's gonna look in my bedroom.
Who's gonna find this? So kids, Yeah, kids are dumb
because you think that no one's gonna look under your pillow.
My brother used to hide all these things under his pillow,
but dumb stuff like his rocks and like his money
and stuff like that, like his like his yard. When
you know kids collect rocks and shit and stuff like
that rock. Well, he used to collect stuff like action
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figures and rocks and like money. I'm like, oh, that's
where he keeps his money.
Speaker 3 (14:52):
Have you seen that one? And that one?
Speaker 1 (14:54):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (14:55):
I saw this. I think it was like an Instagram
reel or maybe on TikTok. This mom recorded her son
like fake looking for his report card in his backpack.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
Oh yeah, you pretend to dig through your backpack.
Speaker 2 (15:06):
Yeah, And then the caption was like I never realized
how fucking stupid we all looked, like pretending to look
for some shit that we knew we didn't bring home,
or like we knew we lost, or or pretending to
lose something.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
You know, you didn't do the homework and your teacher's
asking you where is it?
Speaker 2 (15:22):
Yeah, And it's like funny, how kids all we all
did it the same way, like no, I swear I
did it, and I put it in here, and we're
like fake looking like it's an endless hole in our backpack.
Speaker 3 (15:33):
It's just so funny looking at that and being like, yeah,
we did all.
Speaker 1 (15:37):
Do that and doing it.
Speaker 3 (15:41):
Okay, I can't believe I never told you this story.
Speaker 2 (15:44):
I feel like I was saving it for podcasting and
then completely forgot.
Speaker 1 (15:50):
Okay, but holy shit.
Speaker 2 (15:52):
Okay, So for this happened the weekend of my son's birthday,
so a few weeks ago. Okay, we went and did
an escape room. We did a few escape rooms that weekend.
Speaker 1 (16:04):
Talking about you know people are using those. You know,
people are using escape rooms at fronts at no as interviews,
like as job interviews. They're using escape rooms. Like, all right,
you're my four or five top contenders, top candidates.
Speaker 3 (16:19):
Let me see how you worked together.
Speaker 1 (16:20):
We see how you work together. And they put these
people in escape rooms, and I guess the hot the
employeeers who are hiring, they'll watch and they'll listen, like
how do they problem solve? How do they do under
pressure escape rooms? Wow, I'm not saying it's widespread.
Speaker 2 (16:36):
I would apply for whatever job is doing that just
to do escape rooms for free. Yeah that's interesting, okay,
but it makes sense. Yeah, anyways, we should do that
and convince iHeart to pay for it.
Speaker 1 (16:51):
Oh yeah, hey guys, team bonding, team management, group outing
escape room.
Speaker 3 (16:57):
Okay, anyways, so we go to this one escape room.
Speaker 2 (16:59):
It's a new one that I like, we just happened
to see driving bys and we didn't know was there
or like, I forget, let's go do one and see
how it is. So we get in there and like
the employees because you've done escape rooms, right, so you
know how they're like the employees or like your your
game master I think is what they're called. They're like
most of the time they're dressed in certain whatever theme
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the room is, yor dressed that way, and they'd like
present themselves in character because there's always a storyline to
whatever room you're going in and why you.
Speaker 3 (17:30):
Need to get out out. So this one was no different.
Speaker 2 (17:36):
The employees are like in costume and they're like, you know,
doing all this weird shit. They're in character. They're talking,
walking a certain way. This one girl that was checking
us in, you know, was asking for like, our our name,
the time of our appointment, whatever, blah blah blah. But
she had like this accent, like it sounded like it
was from like the UK or something like.
Speaker 3 (17:59):
She had this act and I couldn't.
Speaker 2 (18:02):
Tell if it was a real accent or if she
was in character right, And so she like leaves.
Speaker 3 (18:09):
I think she would go get her room ready or whatever.
Speaker 2 (18:10):
So this other, this other guy came to the front
desk and finished checking us out and he's like, Okay,
we're gonna have you guys on these way. Where's blah
blah blah. And I'm like okay, and I ask. I
was like, is her accent real? And he's like kind
of laughs and he's like I forgot what he said.
Speaker 3 (18:30):
He just laughs, and I think he.
Speaker 2 (18:31):
Was like no or something like that, and I was
just like, I was like, oh, like sounds really cool,
like like that's like that's fucking dope as fuck, right,
and he like laughs or whatever, walks away.
Speaker 3 (18:44):
My little sister leans in and she goes, you fucking bitch,
she has a speech impediment.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
Shut uh. You thought it was an accent like she's British.
Sounded like a British accent.
Speaker 3 (19:00):
She was laughing so fucking hard?
Speaker 1 (19:03):
Was she deaf? Was she hard at hearing?
Speaker 2 (19:04):
I know.
Speaker 1 (19:07):
That's why her voice sounded funny to you.
Speaker 3 (19:09):
Her voice didn't sound funny. She just she couldn't, like say,
she couldn't pronounce her rs.
Speaker 1 (19:15):
You know what I'm talking about? And I would she
pronounced HERR was like a like a what, like a who?
Speaker 3 (19:30):
Like she pronounced them like with w's Like it's like
she couldn't pronounce her rs.
Speaker 1 (19:35):
Give me an example, how would you say library.
Speaker 3 (19:39):
Lie BOI wee.
Speaker 1 (19:42):
Okay, okay, like you know what I mean.
Speaker 3 (19:45):
Like like toddlers, how they can't say they're rs. She
couldn't say her rs.
Speaker 2 (19:49):
And so the way that she spoke sounded like a
British accent. And my my little sister's like watching me
have this interaction with this ma at the front desk,
and she's probably like and I seriously had no idea.
Speaker 3 (20:04):
I real life thought it was an accent.
Speaker 1 (20:06):
Yeah, and then you're anyway right, And the character my.
Speaker 2 (20:12):
Little sister, like as soon as she had the chance,
was like fucking bitch, like that's how she can't talk.
And I was like, oh my god, I was so
fucking embarrassed. And then like and then it made it
even worse because every time she I would hear her
talking like, or she would come around and I would
hear her.
Speaker 3 (20:29):
Talking like I just wanted nothing more.
Speaker 2 (20:31):
Like after my sister said that and I heard her talk,
then then I heard it and I was like, oh shit,
that's not an accent. She's speaking English and she does
have a fucking speech impediment. She can't pronounce her rs.
And I couldn't help but to like, like me, I
would like, me and my sister would like look at
each other and start start fucking dying.
Speaker 3 (20:49):
And then my son was like, why are you laughing?
Speaker 1 (20:52):
Guys? What's funny?
Speaker 3 (20:54):
I want to know? Tell me why are you laughing?
And me and her were going.
Speaker 2 (20:57):
Like, shut up, fuck up, we'll tell you later just
shut up, no chill. But oh yeah, so that's the
story of the girl with the accent.
Speaker 3 (21:11):
But it's not just me because when when we lived in.
Speaker 2 (21:15):
Washington and I had a roommate, my roommate was a server,
there was this servant at BJ's who also had a
speech impediment, and he sounded like he was from Australia.
Speaker 1 (21:27):
Okay, what was his impediment? Just he had he couldn't It's.
Speaker 3 (21:30):
The same thing, like he couldn't say.
Speaker 1 (21:34):
I don't know what it is.
Speaker 3 (21:36):
I'm not saying they're ours, but he couldn't say his ours.
Speaker 2 (21:41):
But the way he spoke sounded like he had a
fucking Australian accent. And people would ask him all the time.
Because I asked my roommate like is he Australian and
the same thing. Like she started fucking laughing and she
was like, no, he has a fucking speech impediment. But
people ask him all the time where he's from, and
he's like Seattle, like like he's from here, you know,
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Like that's too bad, but so fucking embarrassed. And I'm
just like, oh my god, that's why when I was
asking that.
Speaker 3 (22:10):
Guy she had if her accent was real.
Speaker 2 (22:12):
So he was fucking laughing at me because he's like,
dumb bitch, like this.
Speaker 3 (22:20):
Fucking idiot.
Speaker 1 (22:21):
Anyways, So we just got back from Dublin, Ireland, and
my beautiful fiance she's great at a million things. Accents
are not one of them. So she keeps trying to
talk Irish, but she does it like baby Reindeer.
Speaker 3 (22:40):
Wasn't he Scottish or something?
Speaker 1 (22:42):
No, they were somewhere in London. I think they were English.
But she keeps talking like baby Reindeer. I'm like that's
not She goes, I can't wait to go back to Dublin.
I'm like, that's not Irish and she she's doubling down
on this baby Reindeer accent and I'm like that that's
not it. Like, you gotta stop. I'm never taking you
back to Ireland if you keep doing that.
Speaker 3 (23:04):
There isn't there a Dublin like a couple hours away.
Speaker 1 (23:07):
Yeah, Dublin take you there.
Speaker 3 (23:11):
Yeah, I'm the I'm the fucking worst at accents.
Speaker 1 (23:14):
Oh that's what I meant to tell you. You know,
the you know the the I don't want to call
it a jig, you know, the Irish dancing, like the
traditional Irish dancing, like the river dancing. It's actually a
real thing. What was that, Oh, it's a real thing.
So we were at a pub. I think we're in People.
Speaker 3 (23:30):
Just break out in river dancing in pubs.
Speaker 1 (23:33):
So it was I'll give you the whole story. So it
was the first So Galway is like a small it's big,
but it's like it's a smaller city whatever. There's a
university out there, and this was the first week that
all the freshmen were in university. So everybody's coming out
at night. So we were in a pub that just
turned up at night. And so in the pubs and
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Ireland they have they have people people playing music, right,
So they're playing they're plans, they're playing Irish music, they're
playing like regular folk music. They're playing Amy Winehouse, they're
playing Taylor Swift, Sherry. I didn't hear much that cheering.
Speaker 3 (24:09):
That's sharing the mayor.
Speaker 1 (24:10):
But they're playing some Irish artists also, so and it's cool.
Everyone's singing along. It's great. It's pubs.
Speaker 2 (24:16):
Is it like in the movies where they have those big,
giant like pints of beer and they're all like with
their arms around each other. Sometimes the chairs and the
beer spills everywhere like an explosion.
Speaker 1 (24:27):
Remind me to tell you where that came from.
Speaker 2 (24:28):
An explosion in your mouth, in your mouth, an explosion
on your face.
Speaker 1 (24:32):
Okay, remind me where to tell you where the cheers
came from. But no, so kind of it is everyone
dancing and singing along and cheers in together. And there
were a couple of arms around shoulders. But anyway, as
I'm watching the crowd.
Speaker 3 (24:42):
That isn't cream.
Speaker 1 (24:43):
That isn't cream.
Speaker 3 (24:45):
What if we dressed like the little lad and just
walked around Ireland? Would we get shot? Probably with clovers.
Speaker 1 (24:50):
They probably wouldn't appreciate it.
Speaker 3 (24:52):
But they throw lucky charms at me.
Speaker 1 (24:53):
No, I didn't see lucky charms out there. We saw
a craft ton of subway and dominoes though they they
love subway and dominoes there. But anyway, my point is
it's all over the place. There was a girl in
the middle of this pub doing the Irish dance and
everyone's like, hell, yeah, you go girl, like they were
all about it. They're like yeah, I'm like, oh, that's
a real thing. Like people, actually college aged kids actually
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bust out the Irish dance at a pub. Sure, as
hell she was doing it.
Speaker 3 (25:20):
It's weird.
Speaker 2 (25:20):
Is that, like, like in America, how like crumping, like
everyone just twerks.
Speaker 3 (25:27):
Yeah, maybe in Ireland they just fucking start river dancing.
Speaker 1 (25:30):
Yeah, it's part of the culture, the version of twking. Yeah,
I guess so they were doing it. Anyway, a fun
fact on cheers. You know where that came from? Yeah,
so no, I want to say this was back in
the Viking era, but anyway, it was common to like
poison your enemies by like putting stuff in their drink
and like, here, drink this and then they die.
Speaker 3 (25:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (25:49):
I forget who came up with the plot. I think
it was Vikings. But anyway, to prove that, hey, there's
no poison in your drink, you and I cheers hard
enough so that the beer kind of like splashed into
each other's cup. So it's like, cheers, You're safely that
here we go smash smash, and then the beer slashes
between our both cups and we drink. That's just to
prove I'm not trying to poison you.
Speaker 3 (26:11):
That sounds messy, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (26:13):
Pretty much shout out to tick.
Speaker 2 (26:16):
Why don't they instead just like spit it in each
other's mouths.
Speaker 1 (26:22):
They baby bird to each other. Safe. All right, I
got something for you. All right, I'm gonna play this TikTok.
Let me know if you know the answer to this.
Speaker 2 (26:37):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (26:38):
So I'm singing right, I'm gonna say I'm gonna say
so he's singing the Michael Jackson song. Is that? What
song is that that comes that comes in at the end.
It's not Billy Jean. It's we all know the Michael
Jackson song.
Speaker 3 (26:54):
Is it the h don't stop till you get an
I think its.
Speaker 1 (26:57):
Don't stop to getting Yeah, something start off here we go. So,
I'm singing right, I'm gonna say my massa maussa.
Speaker 3 (27:02):
I'm gonna say my massamon macusa.
Speaker 1 (27:04):
We all know. That's that's what he says. Right, look over,
he said, what you say. I said, I'm gonna say
my mass simon makusa. He said, you know, he don't
say that, right, I said what he said, So he
doesn't say, ma'ma say ma masa, ma ma gussa. Instead,
Michael Jackson says, I'm gonna.
Speaker 3 (27:20):
Say it one more time and I'm not gonna stop.
Speaker 1 (27:22):
Oh, you know that I didn't know you knew this
one I knew that all these years, I'm saying, I'm
gonna say my massa ma makusa.
Speaker 3 (27:31):
And the whole time he's been saying, I'm gonna say
it one more time.
Speaker 1 (27:33):
I'm not gonna stop. Yeah, that's crazy. I'm gonna say
it one more time. I'm not gonna stop.
Speaker 3 (27:38):
But everyone says, i'ma say ma masama ma gusa.
Speaker 2 (27:41):
That's how it go for real, that's how going, that's
how going the streets.
Speaker 1 (27:45):
So you knew that I'm gonna say it one more time,
I'm not gonna stop.
Speaker 3 (27:47):
Yep.
Speaker 1 (27:48):
Okay, Well there you go. There's so much stuff that
I want to say because I had a family reunion.
Yeah Saturday two days ago. Saw a bunch of family
I haven't seen for a while. The tea and the
drama and the stories that I have nuts, the there's
(28:10):
probably there's only one. So one of my cousins is
a director of a reality show. He's been he's been
on some of it's been on, he's been not on,
but he's worked on several reality shows. He's got great stories.
I would have to clear them, you know, clear them
with him. But he did tell me how like it
goes like one of the one of the ones, one
(28:30):
of the ones. He's very very proud of his he's
a director or whatever his title is. But for a
Real Housewives of Utah, Real hout Wives of h Salt
Lake City, there's a Real Housewives of Salt Lake City.
So he's on that. He's done New York before, and
I guess he's so big in the industry, Like the
people from New York want him to also work on
the New York show.
Speaker 3 (28:50):
Why he don't put us on TV shows.
Speaker 1 (28:51):
Exactly right, but he can do something. But he was
telling me, like how how he riles them all up. Like,
let's say you and I are in a scene, right,
so while they're filming the scene, he stands like just
off the show, like just behind the cameras, and like,
as you and I are talking or whatever, he'll be
like he'll give you hand signals, or he'll write on
(29:12):
his phone like be nicer. He's trying to apologize or
double down. Don't let him get away with that. So
right before we start filming, you and I are sitting
here and he'll come right over into your ear. Hey, listen,
don't forget Strawberry said this about you. You gotta don't
let him slie with that, because when he said this,
he also, you know you also have this on him.
Don't forget you can also find is a messy bitch, right,
(29:33):
And then he got me.
Speaker 3 (29:37):
That just seems like a very gay man job.
Speaker 1 (29:40):
I mean, yes, he is part of the LGBT.
Speaker 3 (29:43):
Did I know that. That's why he's so good at it.
Speaker 1 (29:45):
He's great at it. And so then he would whisper
stuff to you. Yeah, and then he would come over
with from me, Hey man, if she brings up the
fact that you mentioned this, don't forget you can you
can say this again? She dog. And so then he
gets me all hyped up and you all hyped up
and he goes three to one action. Yeah. So you
and I are all now fuming and we start Papa.
He's like, don't forget we also have her. And his
(30:05):
thing is like, hey, Strawberry, Lizette already said this in
the confessional. You're gonna hear it anyway, You're gonna find
out anyway. I'm just letting you know. And Lisette's confessionally
yesterday she said that you can't even.
Speaker 2 (30:17):
So and he's just all, there's a TV producer on TikTok.
Speaker 1 (30:24):
Oh sorry, okay, go ahead, I'm gonna come back to
my reunion afterwords.
Speaker 2 (30:27):
Ahead.
Speaker 3 (30:27):
Oh were you not done?
Speaker 1 (30:28):
No, I just I just was. That was a side story,
but go ahead, Okay.
Speaker 2 (30:31):
There's a TV producer on TikTok while we're on the
subject of what your cousin does, uh huh, who also
does the same thing I think.
Speaker 1 (30:40):
The reality shows stuff.
Speaker 3 (30:41):
Yeah, and she.
Speaker 2 (30:45):
Would replay clips of the secret lives of Mormon wives
on TikTok and give her commentary to it.
Speaker 3 (30:53):
And explain what she's like.
Speaker 2 (30:56):
She's like, I'm pretty sure this is what's happening behind
the scenes. And this happened because this happened because because normally,
like we do this and like basically breaking.
Speaker 3 (31:07):
It all down, and that's what she does.
Speaker 2 (31:10):
And she'll she'll like break down piece by piece, like
one of the girl's birthday parties, like okay, here we
see you know, all the girls are at this birthday
party having fun. But guess what, that's not enough drama
for the producers. So now they call this other girl
to show up to the birthday party, like who wasn't
even invited and like they made her go. That's why
(31:30):
she just popped in for like a little second and
like stirred up some like tension or drama or whatever,
and then she like pieced out and left because she
like didn't want to go.
Speaker 3 (31:39):
In the first place.
Speaker 2 (31:40):
The producers made her go so that there would be
some sort of like plot or like climax, yeah, to
this birthday party, and so she does that with the
show and just kind of breaks everything down, and it's like,
so it's so interesting to watch because then you're able
to piece things together in.
Speaker 3 (31:57):
Your own mind and you're like, oh, that makes sense.
It's like, oh my god.
Speaker 1 (32:02):
So my cousin did mention that he'll never like tell
you what to say. He'll just kind of like set
scenes and like remind situations. He'll never tell you what
to say or do, but he'll they will still stir
the pot. So, yeah, you have one of my cousins
is he's in this lawsuit right now. He's suing he's
suing somebody, which I shouldn't but it's such a good
(32:24):
story that as he's telling us, we're like, bro, you
need to make this into a movie or something. And
then on the drive home, my fiance and I are
saying like that needs to be a book. That needs
to be a movie, like how was that real life?
And he's caught up in it? So he's suing someone.
But I shouldn't talk about that. I have this one
cousin married into the family. He works, So.
Speaker 3 (32:44):
Did you just bring up the lawsuit cousin for nothing?
Speaker 1 (32:47):
There's so many stories I want to talk about. This
is the only this is the only one I can
talk about. Oh my god, is that I had this
one cousin who married into the family. Well he married
my cousin. So yeah, so he took over this machine.
Talk about like old technology machine. He took over. He's
he took over a machine shop in uh think it's
over in the valley. So it's in northern California. They
(33:10):
have a lot of contracts with like NASA, the government,
so sometimes they'll get this. They make parts just of
random things. Sometimes they'll get specs. Hey make this. You
can't ask us what it's for. We can't tell you
what it is. It needs to be this like four
foot sorry, four inch by two inch with a diameter
(33:31):
here and a hole here in a mounting bracket here.
Make a thousand of these and send them back to us.
Don't ask what they're for.
Speaker 2 (33:37):
What the fuck?
Speaker 1 (33:38):
And there's some times I be like, no, I have
a questions and you a thousand like dish, what a
thousand dicks? What?
Speaker 3 (33:46):
They're like, no, no, no, no, we will change it.
Speaker 2 (33:49):
And how I get out of doing work, like you
know that looks a little little suspect.
Speaker 1 (33:54):
And then they'll uh, He'll make some stuff where they go, Okay, well,
this is going to be a mounting bracket on a
fighter yet that's gonna hold like a GPS camera or
something like that. So sometimes they'll tell the people what
this is for. He's like, hey, you're gonna make these
mounting brackets for a GPS that's gonna help locate with
the missiles. And other times they'll send them a bunch
of specs and be like this is top secret. You
(34:15):
can't ask what it's what it what? You know? Machine
this goes into but like he's made, he works at this,
he I think he runs this machine is.
Speaker 3 (34:22):
Top secret facility fuhility sufility facility facility.
Speaker 1 (34:27):
But it's also he'll also make parts for like I
don't know, like rumba room was like, hey, we need
this this wheel for our new room. But like make
the wheels for us, So it could be anything from
roomber wheels to like government, do not ask, do not
tell pieces crazy stuff.
Speaker 2 (34:43):
Speaking of making things, Yeah, do you want to hear
my genius idea that I had yesterday is are you done?
Speaker 3 (34:50):
Is that everything?
Speaker 1 (34:50):
That's everything I got yet?
Speaker 3 (34:51):
Okay, this is really.
Speaker 2 (34:52):
Quick and really there's really like nothing behind it. But
this idea came to me yesterday when I was making
my clam linguinie.
Speaker 1 (35:01):
Oh, yeah, you're such a masochist too, because you like
the fact that you were watching them die in the pan.
Speaker 3 (35:07):
Well I wasn't watching them going.
Speaker 1 (35:09):
Like, oh they're dying. They were full on dying.
Speaker 2 (35:12):
Well, I just I've never cooked clams before, so I
thought it was interesting.
Speaker 1 (35:17):
That's true.
Speaker 2 (35:18):
And also when I was following the recipe, they were like,
as soon as the clams open, re take them out
because you don't want to overcook them.
Speaker 3 (35:27):
And it'll they'll get chewy and it'll ruin it or whatever.
So that's that's part of why I was like.
Speaker 2 (35:31):
Okay, it's been four minutes, Like when are they opening?
How do I know if they're going to open? Like
you know, I don't know what it looks like I've
never made clams before. And then once they started opening,
I was.
Speaker 3 (35:40):
Like, oh, this looks cool. And then I just stood
there and they just watched them all open.
Speaker 1 (35:44):
You're dead, You're dead, great dead.
Speaker 3 (35:47):
It was great.
Speaker 2 (35:48):
And then also I was like, I wonder how many
of these are are going to have already been dead
to start with?
Speaker 3 (35:53):
Yeah, because they were like, if.
Speaker 2 (35:56):
If all the clams opened and there's like one or
two that aren't open, that means that it was already
did to throw it out? Yeah. Anyways, So while I
was making this clamling Guinian, while I was purging the
clams and stuff, I had gotten a new notebook so
that I was transferring all my recipes from my old
notebook to my new notebook.
Speaker 3 (36:13):
As I was doing that, tell me this isn't the
greatest idea.
Speaker 2 (36:17):
Okay, and I'm only saying this on here because I'm
pretty sure none of my family listens to this podcast.
Oh it's not spicy or anything, but it would be
a surprise for them.
Speaker 3 (36:27):
Tell me this isn't the greatest idea. What if I.
Speaker 2 (36:30):
Went around to all of the like, not all the
women in my family, but all of the.
Speaker 3 (36:37):
Like chefs, and cooks no, like my mom's.
Speaker 2 (36:41):
Sisters, right, And I got like, okay, what's like the
one thing that you like, what's the one recipe that
you make that's really good that you bring every christ
Like no one else makes this on Christmas because you
make it on Christmas. You know what if I got
one recipe from everybody and then made like a Marquess
family cookbook and just like gifted it to my sisters
(37:03):
for like Christmas or something.
Speaker 1 (37:04):
That's amazing, because that'd be so cute. Also, family recipes
if you don't write them down or save them, like
they're gone. Yeah, they're gone. That was part of that.
That was a whole part of the reunion we had.
It was it was kind of like a pot luck,
but it's like you have to bring Aunt Mary's clan. Yeah,
you have to bring you know, Harry's castle.
Speaker 3 (37:23):
And that way we have.
Speaker 2 (37:26):
All of our family recipes, like a lot of my
recipes when I cook, our family recipes that I got
from my mom. So like, you know, when people are like, oh,
how do you make you like, the only thing I'll
share is like how I make basoleb Because I feel
like there's not really anything special with that like anybody
can do it, but like, I'm not allowed to give
(37:46):
out the mole recipe. I'm not allowed to give out
like I don't know what else she makes that's like
super I don't know there's certain desserts and things that
she makes or whatever, but there's a lot of stuff
that like I make that I'm not allowed to give
out the recipe to anyone because it's a family recipe
and we make it different than other families do.
Speaker 1 (38:05):
That's important.
Speaker 2 (38:05):
I like this, but but I'm like, what that would
be so cool to have all these recipes from our family.
Speaker 3 (38:14):
And then I just don't know where I would get
a book made.
Speaker 1 (38:18):
Oh yeah, you can send all the stuff into like
Amazon makes it. Amazon will make it for you. Shut
or Fly is one. My fiance gave us a book
of like photos, and then my sister does books and
calendars all the time.
Speaker 2 (38:31):
And I'm like, what if what if when I put
like the measurements for all the ingredients and the recipe
and everything, like because Mexicans don't measure, they just like
use their hand, what.
Speaker 3 (38:39):
If I just take pictures of my hands, Like.
Speaker 1 (38:41):
That's just funny, But this much mud, that's funny. You should.
But Amazon makes those because my body, my buddy, my
cousin's got a book that's coming out in October actually,
and that's what they're doing. They send it to Amazon.
So it's they don't like mass print a thousand books.
They just wait till somebody orders it, and then Amazon
prints the book and sends it out.
Speaker 3 (39:02):
I don't want it to be ordered, no, that's what.
Speaker 1 (39:04):
I'm saying, Like, you can, you can have other companies
make for you thirty so easy.
Speaker 2 (39:08):
But yeah, so so we'll have all the family recipes
like in like a hardcover book, yea, and that, and
then you know, and then maybe maybe actually I'll print
enough to give one to everyone, but I'll give it
to them like like, yeah, you know, you're getting this
book for your birthday, but you have to wait till
your birthday, Like that's going to be your birthday present
or Christmas.
Speaker 1 (39:26):
Christmas would be good.
Speaker 3 (39:27):
Because then everyone will get it at the same time.
Speaker 1 (39:29):
That's the idea, though, don't you want I like the iddie,
I think, run with it. Whenever you want to give
it to them, run with it. We got to get
out here because this is a thing right here. Yeah,
all right, thank you for streaming the podcast with us.
Catch up on all the Mexican Junior podcasts if you're
just getting to this one right now, and follow us
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I'm at Lasette love l I Z E T t
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I'm at Strawberry Radio. We'll talk to you next time.
Pace Bye,
On episode forty three of the Strawberry and Lazette Mexican
Ginger Podcast, we talked about escape, room, job interviews, assisted suicides,
misheard Michael Jackson lyrics, hiding stuff from your Mom, and more.
All coming up next. It's podcast time. It's the Strawberry
and Lizette Mexican Ginger Podcast. Not suitable for a younger audience.
(00:24):
All right, welcome to the Strawberry and Lazette Mexican Ginger Podcast.
Not intended for younger audiences. We try to keep these
like around thirty minutes because we know you have a
lot of stuff going on. We don't need to like
Babbylon for a while. But if you want longer podcasts,
let us know. If you want to stretch these like
to forty five minutes or an hour. Let us know.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
I don't have that much going on in my life.
I can't bring an hour worth of content.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
Let us know if you want longer podcasts or if
you like the like the thirty minute ones that I like. Also,
let us know on Instagram at Strawberry and Lazett, or
just drop a comment wherever you stream this podcast or
on our YouTube channel. And thanks for everybody who watches
these on YouTube. I got a couple of things, but
you want you wanted to jump off? You want to
lead off?
Speaker 2 (01:07):
Yeah, I've had this on my list for a while,
so I just want to get it out the way.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
This was a story that.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
Came out early September. There's an inmate in South Carolina
who was set to be executed.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
And he let his lawyer pick how he was going
to die.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
So rather than electric chair or a firing squad, the
lawyer picked lethal injection, and the inmate, the inmate just
left it up to his lawyer, like you just you pick?
Would you want to pick how you die?
Speaker 1 (01:44):
Yeah? You know what's funny, I'm glad you brought that
up because just last week the suicide pod. I forget
what state it was in. The woman who had assisted suicide.
Did you see this? So it's this blue pod.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
Wasn't it in like another country?
Speaker 1 (01:58):
It might have been another country, any.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
Think that was?
Speaker 1 (01:59):
They dragged this pod out into the woods and it's
got a clear you know, like sun roof on it
or whatever, so that she could die in this pod.
I guess it was like like a gas chamber, like
a nice looking gas chamber. And then she wanted to
like to watch, like to look at the woods. But
I'm thinking, I don't want my last moments to be
(02:20):
trapped inside this claustrophobic Yeah, pod, sure, I don't mind
being out there in the woods, but I give me
a gas mask or something like. I don't being claustrophobic.
That's a horrible way to die.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
What if it was like, well, if you're not claustrophobic,
then you're not dying.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
Claustrophobic doesn't seem right. And I'm all for assistant suicide.
I did several reports on this, like back when it
was a big thing in Oregon, I was in I
was in a I think San Jees State, maybe it
was a high school whatever. I did a project about
assistant suicides and how some states were allowing it.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
And I'm like, well, you know, if you want to
go anyways.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
Yeah, if you want. If you have a terminal illness
and every day is just pain, painful, painful, and it's
it's your life, right, it's your life, Like why shouldn't
you be allowed to you know? And I've unfortunately had
friends who took matters into their own hands because they
were living in so much pain. That that was the
only way out, and it wasn't. It wasn't a peaceful
(03:17):
way out, you know, it wasn't assisted. It was hey,
this is the only thing I can do.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
So, but with it being assisted, it could be a
little more like human manageable.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
Yeah, yeah, I agree.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
Would I want to pick how I go out? Absolutely? Hell? Yeah, yeah,
I don't think. I don't want it to take a
long time either. I don't want the gas chamber because
that's scary as hell. I don't like the I don't
like the idea of electric chair. Yeah, I don't like that.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
Who wants that? Who wants to be electrocuted?
Speaker 1 (03:48):
Like?
Speaker 3 (03:48):
Nobody wants it to be painful?
Speaker 1 (03:50):
No, I absolutely I don't like the idea of the
lethal injection, just because I hear so many things throw
so many bad things about it, like yeah, you're paralyzed
but you still feel it, or all the times it
goes wrong?
Speaker 2 (04:01):
Who did you get lethally injected and then come back
to tell the tale?
Speaker 1 (04:05):
Like I don't like that idea. They're like, well, we
don't really have all the because they inject three different
chemicals into you, you know that, right, it's just one
and apparently they say that they don't really have the
combination downright, so it'll either paralyze you but you still
feel it, or they don't paralyze you enough, or it
takes forever for you to like, uh, metabolize. No, it's
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like you kind of suffocate. It takes forever. So it's
not a it's not an exact way of dying. I
think I would go with firing squad. I think I
would go with firing squad because that's quick.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
I would just want to go to sleep, yeah yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
Yah, yeah, yeah, like a pill, like just take this
one pill and go to sleep, that type of thing.
Or you're talking lethaland I mean.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
Yeah, I guess well I would. I wouldn't because lethal
injection just seems like so much can go wrong, Like
you're not just going to sp yeah you know.
Speaker 3 (05:01):
But kind of like with what's that ship that they
was looking for in my house today.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
Carbon monoxide, like like you don't feel it, it's you
don't smell it.
Speaker 3 (05:14):
Yeah, you just go to sleep one night and then
you don't wake up.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
By the way, I think I might have carbonoxide poisoning.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
By the way, let me just so there's been my fire,
my smoke detector in my place that I just moved
into was going off last night. I just want to
put this out there in case some in case some
shit happens and I die. Yeah, listen to my carbon
my smoke detector alarm is going off. So and I
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couldn't figure out why there was no smoke, there was
no fire. I found out I put in like a
service request. Maintenance came by this morning and they were like,
by the way, these smoke detectors in the main areas
of your home are also like for carbon monoxide, gas,
or whatever the hell those alarms are for.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
I'm not really sure. He's like, so these detect both.
It'll detect smoke, it'll also detect.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
Like a gas leak or whatever it is in houses,
and that's the one that was going off.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
So they came and they were like, we don't know
why it was going off if there's like nothing, If
there was like if you left your stove on or
something like, we would have smelled it when we walked
in right now, you know, like there's no obvious signs
of there being any gas or carbon monoxide or anything.
Obviously no fire, so we don't really know why it's
going off, but like, I changed the battery in case
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that was something that needed to be done. So let
me just put this out there. That shit been going
off last night. They came and said nothing was wrong
and didn't fix anything. If I die, I want you
all to.
Speaker 3 (06:51):
Burn that motherfucking to the ground. Sue them, Yeah, sue them.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
Yeah, we'll have to sue on your behalf. Yes, what
if I just thought about this right now? What if
your son, who has his own bedroom, got the door closed.
Mom's asleep, she'll never know that. The bad kids at
school taught me how to vape, and they gave me
a vape pen. So here I am vaping or smoking
weed or cigarette.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
Vape is not going First of all, I would have
smelled weed or cigarettes. Vapes is not going to make
the smoke detector go off, won't it. No, And the
ones in the bedroom were not the ones going off initially.
The one downstairs was the one going off, and that
triggered the rest of them to go off after because
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they're like all connected.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
It's downstairs vaping.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
No, he was in his room sleeping, was he? Yeah?
Because we both walked out of her bedrooms, like, what
the fuck's going on sleeping shit.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
Okay, all right, don't be trying to do.
Speaker 3 (07:48):
Him like that.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
I'm just saying, hey, Devil's advocate.
Speaker 3 (07:52):
No, I would know, all right, I'd be going, I go.
You think I don't go through shit. I go through shit.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
Good, good thinking.
Speaker 3 (08:00):
Now, who cleaned his room?
Speaker 1 (08:01):
Me? Exactly? That's why I think back now, like all
the stuff when I was a kid that I tried
to hide from my mom. I'm like, they'll never look
under my mattress.
Speaker 3 (08:09):
They'll never look. They'll never look in this top drawer. Right,
you know what I had in my top drawer?
Speaker 2 (08:16):
What and we you know what was stupid was that
everything I had that I shouldn't have.
Speaker 3 (08:22):
Had, I put it all in one place.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
Oh your so like all together.
Speaker 3 (08:26):
I just threw it in there.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
Sure it was in your drawer like your like your
dresser and the nightstand.
Speaker 3 (08:31):
Not my nightstand, not a not a dresser I had
like a it was like a big chest.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
I don't even feel like people have these in their
rooms anymore. Okay, Like the I think there was some
drawers on the bottom, maybe like two drawers on the
bottom and then up top on the rights on the
right side. Was I don't know, maybe four or five
smaller drawers, okay. And then on the left side that
took up mainly the middle and the side was like
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a door that you open and inside was shelves.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
This sounds like the line of the Witch. The wardrobe.
I don't know what's that? What's that?
Speaker 3 (09:08):
Were they like a arm?
Speaker 1 (09:11):
Yeah? What are you in Bridgerton? That's what it sounds like?
A dressing Well this was like the two thousands.
Speaker 3 (09:16):
This is what came in the bedroom sets.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
Okay, hey, yeah, I get you.
Speaker 3 (09:18):
I get you.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
It does sound very old fashioned.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
So anyways, so I would just throw shit in the
top drawer that was kind of like my junk drawer
of my bedroom.
Speaker 3 (09:27):
So like when I had anything, I'll just like throw
it in there.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (09:29):
I had a bottle of een.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
J Jesus Okay, Okay, I think.
Speaker 3 (09:35):
I was like a freshman or a sophomore.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
Two things I never did three never stole my mom's car,
never snuck out of the house, and never like drank
or smoke. So when I went through and like my
fiance was telling me stuff that she would do and
I never did that. I never did that. And people
can't fathom the fact that me and all the trouble
I used to get into, Like, yeah, but you never
you never drank in small thing maybe the house.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
But maybe that's why when you you like grew up
and went into your twenties. Yeah, like maybe that's why
then you started like wilding out. Yeah, maybe because you
didn't get to when you were younger.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
So for you hiding a bottle of ean J in
your room, I can't fathom that. I'm like, what, You're
a freshman in high school with a bottle in your
sophomore Oh sorry, okay, sophomore.
Speaker 3 (10:20):
I was a sophomore.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
I had a bottle of E and J in my
room or in that drawer, and it was empty because
we drank it, okay as some friends sleepover, I think
after winter ball. Okay, so yeah, one of ambitious was
in the backyard throwing up in bushes and she's like,
we was in there, fucked up. Anyways, I had that,
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and then I had this big ass knife nice like
it wasn't even like a like it was like a
hunting knife.
Speaker 3 (10:52):
Like it was like a big ass.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
Knife, Rambo commando style knife, Like it had.
Speaker 3 (10:56):
To have been like that big. And then that just
the blade was that big.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
And then the handle I remember it had like green
string that was like braided around the handle.
Speaker 3 (11:06):
And then it came in a little case.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
And the guy I was dating at the time like
was had that on him and was like here and
gave it to me, and so I'm like, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (11:16):
What the fuck to do with this. Yeah, so I
just put it in my junk drawer and that's where
it was.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
So and then the weapons and alcohol got it what else?
Speaker 3 (11:25):
And then I'm trying to think.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
I think I also had some like bammer weed in there,
because it was just such shitty weed that I didn't
smoke it, and I just was like, throw it in
the junk drawer if I put it in there, and
then probably like a lighter or something like. But that's
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what I had in there.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
But if your mom would have found it, she did, Okay,
I was gonna say, did she take it, like, oh,
when when Lazette finds out this is missing, she's gonna
come to me? Or did she saya, look what I
found in your drawer? Oh? Yeah, yeah, that's the second one.
Speaker 3 (12:04):
Yeah, she was lined up on the No, she wouldn't
line it up.
Speaker 2 (12:06):
She would just take it away and then like tell
us that she found it and then like take us
to get drug tested.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
Jeez, you know. And I tried to hide once a
parking meter.
Speaker 3 (12:21):
That's what was in your junk drawer, parking meter.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
I tried to hide it. So it was so. I
grew up in a three bedroom house, right, So my
mom had a bedroom there the two boys.
Speaker 3 (12:30):
At least I wasn't stealing city property.
Speaker 2 (12:33):
Like.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
So, my my brother and I shared a room, and
then my two sisters shared a room. So when my
sisters moved out for college, then my brother and I
got our own rooms. And so when I had I
moved into my sister's room. So I was in San Francisco.
This when I this is when I was working in
San Francisco, there was a parking meter that was loose
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on the pole. And it was back in the day
when it was all close on the pole. Hey, loose
on the pole is a good name for this podcast.
Loose anyway, So every day I would park there, I'm like, hey,
this is really wiggly, and so one day I'm like,
I'm just gonna take this meter. Imagine there's gonna be
a one thousand dollars in quarters in here that I
can get. So one day I took it. I kind
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of pulled it out of the cement.
Speaker 3 (13:20):
It just came out.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
What took a little work, but yeah, I got it out,
threw it in the back of the car, which it
was a car that I share with me. It was
a car that we all shared. It wasn't like my car.
It was like a car that the house of fam
the house car. And so I got home, I'm like, well,
where am I going to put this parking meter? First off,
it's heavy? Second of all, a.
Speaker 3 (13:37):
Wait, how old were you and you lived at home still?
Speaker 1 (13:40):
I think I was eighteen.
Speaker 3 (13:41):
They get to hide it from your mom.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
Yeah it was eighteen or nineteen. Yeah. And so I'm like, well,
I can't leave in the car. I'll just leave in
the bedroom. So I dragged it into the bedroom and
I kind of put it like behind the bed, like
no one will ever find this. And I was dumb
enough to not act fast. I should have been like,
all right, well, how am I gonna get this open?
How am I gonna get rid of it? I'm like, yeah,
I'll figure it out one day, and it just the
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parking meter was just like in my bedroom on the
ground for like two three weeks. My mom went in
there for something and found it. Why do you have
a parking meter from San Francisco in your house? I'm like, oh,
and I don't think I ever got it open. There
were coins in there, but I never got it open,
and I don't know what happened to it. I probably
threw it out, or probably my mom threw it out something.
(14:27):
But yeah, I'm like, no one's gonna look in my bedroom.
Who's gonna find this? So kids, Yeah, kids are dumb
because you think that no one's gonna look under your pillow.
My brother used to hide all these things under his pillow,
but dumb stuff like his rocks and like his money
and stuff like that, like his like his yard. When
you know kids collect rocks and shit and stuff like
that rock. Well, he used to collect stuff like action
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figures and rocks and like money. I'm like, oh, that's
where he keeps his money.
Speaker 3 (14:52):
Have you seen that one? And that one?
Speaker 1 (14:54):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (14:55):
I saw this. I think it was like an Instagram
reel or maybe on TikTok. This mom recorded her son
like fake looking for his report card in his backpack.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
Oh yeah, you pretend to dig through your backpack.
Speaker 2 (15:06):
Yeah, And then the caption was like I never realized
how fucking stupid we all looked, like pretending to look
for some shit that we knew we didn't bring home,
or like we knew we lost, or or pretending to
lose something.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
You know, you didn't do the homework and your teacher's
asking you where is it?
Speaker 2 (15:22):
Yeah, And it's like funny, how kids all we all
did it the same way, like no, I swear I
did it, and I put it in here, and we're
like fake looking like it's an endless hole in our backpack.
Speaker 3 (15:33):
It's just so funny looking at that and being like, yeah,
we did all.
Speaker 1 (15:37):
Do that and doing it.
Speaker 3 (15:41):
Okay, I can't believe I never told you this story.
Speaker 2 (15:44):
I feel like I was saving it for podcasting and
then completely forgot.
Speaker 1 (15:50):
Okay, but holy shit.
Speaker 2 (15:52):
Okay, So for this happened the weekend of my son's birthday,
so a few weeks ago. Okay, we went and did
an escape room. We did a few escape rooms that weekend.
Speaker 1 (16:04):
Talking about you know people are using those. You know,
people are using escape rooms at fronts at no as interviews,
like as job interviews. They're using escape rooms. Like, all right,
you're my four or five top contenders, top candidates.
Speaker 3 (16:19):
Let me see how you worked together.
Speaker 1 (16:20):
We see how you work together. And they put these
people in escape rooms, and I guess the hot the
employeeers who are hiring, they'll watch and they'll listen, like
how do they problem solve? How do they do under
pressure escape rooms? Wow, I'm not saying it's widespread.
Speaker 2 (16:36):
I would apply for whatever job is doing that just
to do escape rooms for free. Yeah that's interesting, okay,
but it makes sense. Yeah, anyways, we should do that
and convince iHeart to pay for it.
Speaker 1 (16:51):
Oh yeah, hey guys, team bonding, team management, group outing
escape room.
Speaker 3 (16:57):
Okay, anyways, so we go to this one escape room.
Speaker 2 (16:59):
It's a new one that I like, we just happened
to see driving bys and we didn't know was there
or like, I forget, let's go do one and see
how it is. So we get in there and like
the employees because you've done escape rooms, right, so you
know how they're like the employees or like your your
game master I think is what they're called. They're like
most of the time they're dressed in certain whatever theme
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the room is, yor dressed that way, and they'd like
present themselves in character because there's always a storyline to
whatever room you're going in and why you.
Speaker 3 (17:30):
Need to get out out. So this one was no different.
Speaker 2 (17:36):
The employees are like in costume and they're like, you know,
doing all this weird shit. They're in character. They're talking,
walking a certain way. This one girl that was checking
us in, you know, was asking for like, our our name,
the time of our appointment, whatever, blah blah blah. But
she had like this accent, like it sounded like it
was from like the UK or something like.
Speaker 3 (17:59):
She had this act and I couldn't.
Speaker 2 (18:02):
Tell if it was a real accent or if she
was in character right, And so she like leaves.
Speaker 3 (18:09):
I think she would go get her room ready or whatever.
Speaker 2 (18:10):
So this other, this other guy came to the front
desk and finished checking us out and he's like, Okay,
we're gonna have you guys on these way. Where's blah
blah blah. And I'm like okay, and I ask. I
was like, is her accent real? And he's like kind
of laughs and he's like I forgot what he said.
Speaker 3 (18:30):
He just laughs, and I think he.
Speaker 2 (18:31):
Was like no or something like that, and I was
just like, I was like, oh, like sounds really cool,
like like that's like that's fucking dope as fuck, right,
and he like laughs or whatever, walks away.
Speaker 3 (18:44):
My little sister leans in and she goes, you fucking bitch,
she has a speech impediment.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
Shut uh. You thought it was an accent like she's British.
Sounded like a British accent.
Speaker 3 (19:00):
She was laughing so fucking hard?
Speaker 1 (19:03):
Was she deaf? Was she hard at hearing?
Speaker 2 (19:04):
I know.
Speaker 1 (19:07):
That's why her voice sounded funny to you.
Speaker 3 (19:09):
Her voice didn't sound funny. She just she couldn't, like say,
she couldn't pronounce her rs.
Speaker 1 (19:15):
You know what I'm talking about? And I would she
pronounced HERR was like a like a what, like a who?
Speaker 3 (19:30):
Like she pronounced them like with w's Like it's like
she couldn't pronounce her rs.
Speaker 1 (19:35):
Give me an example, how would you say library.
Speaker 3 (19:39):
Lie BOI wee.
Speaker 1 (19:42):
Okay, okay, like you know what I mean.
Speaker 3 (19:45):
Like like toddlers, how they can't say they're rs. She
couldn't say her rs.
Speaker 2 (19:49):
And so the way that she spoke sounded like a
British accent. And my my little sister's like watching me
have this interaction with this ma at the front desk,
and she's probably like and I seriously had no idea.
Speaker 3 (20:04):
I real life thought it was an accent.
Speaker 1 (20:06):
Yeah, and then you're anyway right, And the character my.
Speaker 2 (20:12):
Little sister, like as soon as she had the chance,
was like fucking bitch, like that's how she can't talk.
And I was like, oh my god, I was so
fucking embarrassed. And then like and then it made it
even worse because every time she I would hear her
talking like, or she would come around and I would
hear her.
Speaker 3 (20:29):
Talking like I just wanted nothing more.
Speaker 2 (20:31):
Like after my sister said that and I heard her talk,
then then I heard it and I was like, oh shit,
that's not an accent. She's speaking English and she does
have a fucking speech impediment. She can't pronounce her rs.
And I couldn't help but to like, like me, I
would like, me and my sister would like look at
each other and start start fucking dying.
Speaker 3 (20:49):
And then my son was like, why are you laughing?
Speaker 1 (20:52):
Guys? What's funny?
Speaker 3 (20:54):
I want to know? Tell me why are you laughing?
And me and her were going.
Speaker 2 (20:57):
Like, shut up, fuck up, we'll tell you later just
shut up, no chill. But oh yeah, so that's the
story of the girl with the accent.
Speaker 3 (21:11):
But it's not just me because when when we lived in.
Speaker 2 (21:15):
Washington and I had a roommate, my roommate was a server,
there was this servant at BJ's who also had a
speech impediment, and he sounded like he was from Australia.
Speaker 1 (21:27):
Okay, what was his impediment? Just he had he couldn't It's.
Speaker 3 (21:30):
The same thing, like he couldn't say.
Speaker 1 (21:34):
I don't know what it is.
Speaker 3 (21:36):
I'm not saying they're ours, but he couldn't say his ours.
Speaker 2 (21:41):
But the way he spoke sounded like he had a
fucking Australian accent. And people would ask him all the time.
Because I asked my roommate like is he Australian and
the same thing. Like she started fucking laughing and she
was like, no, he has a fucking speech impediment. But
people ask him all the time where he's from, and
he's like Seattle, like like he's from here, you know,
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Like that's too bad, but so fucking embarrassed. And I'm
just like, oh my god, that's why when I was
asking that.
Speaker 3 (22:10):
Guy she had if her accent was real.
Speaker 2 (22:12):
So he was fucking laughing at me because he's like,
dumb bitch, like this.
Speaker 3 (22:20):
Fucking idiot.
Speaker 1 (22:21):
Anyways, So we just got back from Dublin, Ireland, and
my beautiful fiance she's great at a million things. Accents
are not one of them. So she keeps trying to
talk Irish, but she does it like baby Reindeer.
Speaker 3 (22:40):
Wasn't he Scottish or something?
Speaker 1 (22:42):
No, they were somewhere in London. I think they were English.
But she keeps talking like baby Reindeer. I'm like that's
not She goes, I can't wait to go back to Dublin.
I'm like, that's not Irish and she she's doubling down
on this baby Reindeer accent and I'm like that that's
not it. Like, you gotta stop. I'm never taking you
back to Ireland if you keep doing that.
Speaker 3 (23:04):
There isn't there a Dublin like a couple hours away.
Speaker 1 (23:07):
Yeah, Dublin take you there.
Speaker 3 (23:11):
Yeah, I'm the I'm the fucking worst at accents.
Speaker 1 (23:14):
Oh that's what I meant to tell you. You know,
the you know the the I don't want to call
it a jig, you know, the Irish dancing, like the
traditional Irish dancing, like the river dancing. It's actually a
real thing. What was that, Oh, it's a real thing.
So we were at a pub. I think we're in People.
Speaker 3 (23:30):
Just break out in river dancing in pubs.
Speaker 1 (23:33):
So it was I'll give you the whole story. So it
was the first So Galway is like a small it's big,
but it's like it's a smaller city whatever. There's a
university out there, and this was the first week that
all the freshmen were in university. So everybody's coming out
at night. So we were in a pub that just
turned up at night. And so in the pubs and
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Ireland they have they have people people playing music, right,
So they're playing they're plans, they're playing Irish music, they're
playing like regular folk music. They're playing Amy Winehouse, they're
playing Taylor Swift, Sherry. I didn't hear much that cheering.
Speaker 3 (24:09):
That's sharing the mayor.
Speaker 1 (24:10):
But they're playing some Irish artists also, so and it's cool.
Everyone's singing along. It's great. It's pubs.
Speaker 2 (24:16):
Is it like in the movies where they have those big,
giant like pints of beer and they're all like with
their arms around each other. Sometimes the chairs and the
beer spills everywhere like an explosion.
Speaker 1 (24:27):
Remind me to tell you where that came from.
Speaker 2 (24:28):
An explosion in your mouth, in your mouth, an explosion
on your face.
Speaker 1 (24:32):
Okay, remind me where to tell you where the cheers
came from. But no, so kind of it is everyone
dancing and singing along and cheers in together. And there
were a couple of arms around shoulders. But anyway, as
I'm watching the crowd.
Speaker 3 (24:42):
That isn't cream.
Speaker 1 (24:43):
That isn't cream.
Speaker 3 (24:45):
What if we dressed like the little lad and just
walked around Ireland? Would we get shot? Probably with clovers.
Speaker 1 (24:50):
They probably wouldn't appreciate it.
Speaker 3 (24:52):
But they throw lucky charms at me.
Speaker 1 (24:53):
No, I didn't see lucky charms out there. We saw
a craft ton of subway and dominoes though they they
love subway and dominoes there. But anyway, my point is
it's all over the place. There was a girl in
the middle of this pub doing the Irish dance and
everyone's like, hell, yeah, you go girl, like they were
all about it. They're like yeah, I'm like, oh, that's
a real thing. Like people, actually college aged kids actually
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bust out the Irish dance at a pub. Sure, as
hell she was doing it.
Speaker 3 (25:20):
It's weird.
Speaker 2 (25:20):
Is that, like, like in America, how like crumping, like
everyone just twerks.
Speaker 3 (25:27):
Yeah, maybe in Ireland they just fucking start river dancing.
Speaker 1 (25:30):
Yeah, it's part of the culture, the version of twking. Yeah,
I guess so they were doing it. Anyway, a fun
fact on cheers. You know where that came from? Yeah,
so no, I want to say this was back in
the Viking era, but anyway, it was common to like
poison your enemies by like putting stuff in their drink
and like, here, drink this and then they die.
Speaker 3 (25:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (25:49):
I forget who came up with the plot. I think
it was Vikings. But anyway, to prove that, hey, there's
no poison in your drink, you and I cheers hard
enough so that the beer kind of like splashed into
each other's cup. So it's like, cheers, You're safely that
here we go smash smash, and then the beer slashes
between our both cups and we drink. That's just to
prove I'm not trying to poison you.
Speaker 3 (26:11):
That sounds messy, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (26:13):
Pretty much shout out to tick.
Speaker 2 (26:16):
Why don't they instead just like spit it in each
other's mouths.
Speaker 1 (26:22):
They baby bird to each other. Safe. All right, I
got something for you. All right, I'm gonna play this TikTok.
Let me know if you know the answer to this.
Speaker 2 (26:37):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (26:38):
So I'm singing right, I'm gonna say I'm gonna say
so he's singing the Michael Jackson song. Is that? What
song is that that comes that comes in at the end.
It's not Billy Jean. It's we all know the Michael
Jackson song.
Speaker 3 (26:54):
Is it the h don't stop till you get an
I think its.
Speaker 1 (26:57):
Don't stop to getting Yeah, something start off here we go. So,
I'm singing right, I'm gonna say my massa maussa.
Speaker 3 (27:02):
I'm gonna say my massamon macusa.
Speaker 1 (27:04):
We all know. That's that's what he says. Right, look over,
he said, what you say. I said, I'm gonna say
my mass simon makusa. He said, you know, he don't
say that, right, I said what he said, So he
doesn't say, ma'ma say ma masa, ma ma gussa. Instead,
Michael Jackson says, I'm gonna.
Speaker 3 (27:20):
Say it one more time and I'm not gonna stop.
Speaker 1 (27:22):
Oh, you know that I didn't know you knew this
one I knew that all these years, I'm saying, I'm
gonna say my massa ma makusa.
Speaker 3 (27:31):
And the whole time he's been saying, I'm gonna say
it one more time.
Speaker 1 (27:33):
I'm not gonna stop. Yeah, that's crazy. I'm gonna say
it one more time. I'm not gonna stop.
Speaker 3 (27:38):
But everyone says, i'ma say ma masama ma gusa.
Speaker 2 (27:41):
That's how it go for real, that's how going, that's
how going the streets.
Speaker 1 (27:45):
So you knew that I'm gonna say it one more time,
I'm not gonna stop.
Speaker 3 (27:47):
Yep.
Speaker 1 (27:48):
Okay, Well there you go. There's so much stuff that
I want to say because I had a family reunion.
Yeah Saturday two days ago. Saw a bunch of family
I haven't seen for a while. The tea and the
drama and the stories that I have nuts, the there's
(28:10):
probably there's only one. So one of my cousins is
a director of a reality show. He's been he's been
on some of it's been on, he's been not on,
but he's worked on several reality shows. He's got great stories.
I would have to clear them, you know, clear them
with him. But he did tell me how like it
goes like one of the one of the ones, one
(28:30):
of the ones. He's very very proud of his he's
a director or whatever his title is. But for a
Real Housewives of Utah, Real hout Wives of h Salt
Lake City, there's a Real Housewives of Salt Lake City.
So he's on that. He's done New York before, and
I guess he's so big in the industry, Like the
people from New York want him to also work on
the New York show.
Speaker 3 (28:50):
Why he don't put us on TV shows.
Speaker 1 (28:51):
Exactly right, but he can do something. But he was
telling me, like how how he riles them all up. Like,
let's say you and I are in a scene, right,
so while they're filming the scene, he stands like just
off the show, like just behind the cameras, and like,
as you and I are talking or whatever, he'll be
like he'll give you hand signals, or he'll write on
(29:12):
his phone like be nicer. He's trying to apologize or
double down. Don't let him get away with that. So
right before we start filming, you and I are sitting
here and he'll come right over into your ear. Hey, listen,
don't forget Strawberry said this about you. You gotta don't
let him slie with that, because when he said this,
he also, you know you also have this on him.
Don't forget you can also find is a messy bitch, right,
(29:33):
And then he got me.
Speaker 3 (29:37):
That just seems like a very gay man job.
Speaker 1 (29:40):
I mean, yes, he is part of the LGBT.
Speaker 3 (29:43):
Did I know that. That's why he's so good at it.
Speaker 1 (29:45):
He's great at it. And so then he would whisper
stuff to you. Yeah, and then he would come over
with from me, Hey man, if she brings up the
fact that you mentioned this, don't forget you can you
can say this again? She dog. And so then he
gets me all hyped up and you all hyped up
and he goes three to one action. Yeah. So you
and I are all now fuming and we start Papa.
He's like, don't forget we also have her. And his
(30:05):
thing is like, hey, Strawberry, Lizette already said this in
the confessional. You're gonna hear it anyway, You're gonna find
out anyway. I'm just letting you know. And Lisette's confessionally
yesterday she said that you can't even.
Speaker 2 (30:17):
So and he's just all, there's a TV producer on TikTok.
Speaker 1 (30:24):
Oh sorry, okay, go ahead, I'm gonna come back to
my reunion afterwords.
Speaker 2 (30:27):
Ahead.
Speaker 3 (30:27):
Oh were you not done?
Speaker 1 (30:28):
No, I just I just was. That was a side story,
but go ahead, Okay.
Speaker 2 (30:31):
There's a TV producer on TikTok while we're on the
subject of what your cousin does, uh huh, who also
does the same thing I think.
Speaker 1 (30:40):
The reality shows stuff.
Speaker 3 (30:41):
Yeah, and she.
Speaker 2 (30:45):
Would replay clips of the secret lives of Mormon wives
on TikTok and give her commentary to it.
Speaker 3 (30:53):
And explain what she's like.
Speaker 2 (30:56):
She's like, I'm pretty sure this is what's happening behind
the scenes. And this happened because this happened because because normally,
like we do this and like basically breaking.
Speaker 3 (31:07):
It all down, and that's what she does.
Speaker 2 (31:10):
And she'll she'll like break down piece by piece, like
one of the girl's birthday parties, like okay, here we
see you know, all the girls are at this birthday
party having fun. But guess what, that's not enough drama
for the producers. So now they call this other girl
to show up to the birthday party, like who wasn't
even invited and like they made her go. That's why
(31:30):
she just popped in for like a little second and
like stirred up some like tension or drama or whatever,
and then she like pieced out and left because she
like didn't want to go.
Speaker 3 (31:39):
In the first place.
Speaker 2 (31:40):
The producers made her go so that there would be
some sort of like plot or like climax, yeah, to
this birthday party, and so she does that with the
show and just kind of breaks everything down, and it's like,
so it's so interesting to watch because then you're able
to piece things together in.
Speaker 3 (31:57):
Your own mind and you're like, oh, that makes sense.
It's like, oh my god.
Speaker 1 (32:02):
So my cousin did mention that he'll never like tell
you what to say. He'll just kind of like set
scenes and like remind situations. He'll never tell you what
to say or do, but he'll they will still stir
the pot. So, yeah, you have one of my cousins
is he's in this lawsuit right now. He's suing he's
suing somebody, which I shouldn't but it's such a good
(32:24):
story that as he's telling us, we're like, bro, you
need to make this into a movie or something. And
then on the drive home, my fiance and I are
saying like that needs to be a book. That needs
to be a movie, like how was that real life?
And he's caught up in it? So he's suing someone.
But I shouldn't talk about that. I have this one
cousin married into the family. He works, So.
Speaker 3 (32:44):
Did you just bring up the lawsuit cousin for nothing?
Speaker 1 (32:47):
There's so many stories I want to talk about. This
is the only this is the only one I can
talk about. Oh my god, is that I had this
one cousin who married into the family. Well he married
my cousin. So yeah, so he took over this machine.
Talk about like old technology machine. He took over. He's
he took over a machine shop in uh think it's
over in the valley. So it's in northern California. They
(33:10):
have a lot of contracts with like NASA, the government,
so sometimes they'll get this. They make parts just of
random things. Sometimes they'll get specs. Hey make this. You
can't ask us what it's for. We can't tell you
what it is. It needs to be this like four
foot sorry, four inch by two inch with a diameter
(33:31):
here and a hole here in a mounting bracket here.
Make a thousand of these and send them back to us.
Don't ask what they're for.
Speaker 2 (33:37):
What the fuck?
Speaker 1 (33:38):
And there's some times I be like, no, I have
a questions and you a thousand like dish, what a
thousand dicks? What?
Speaker 3 (33:46):
They're like, no, no, no, no, we will change it.
Speaker 2 (33:49):
And how I get out of doing work, like you
know that looks a little little suspect.
Speaker 1 (33:54):
And then they'll uh, He'll make some stuff where they go, Okay, well,
this is going to be a mounting bracket on a
fighter yet that's gonna hold like a GPS camera or
something like that. So sometimes they'll tell the people what
this is for. He's like, hey, you're gonna make these
mounting brackets for a GPS that's gonna help locate with
the missiles. And other times they'll send them a bunch
of specs and be like this is top secret. You
(34:15):
can't ask what it's what it what? You know? Machine
this goes into but like he's made, he works at this,
he I think he runs this machine is.
Speaker 3 (34:22):
Top secret facility fuhility sufility facility facility.
Speaker 1 (34:27):
But it's also he'll also make parts for like I
don't know, like rumba room was like, hey, we need
this this wheel for our new room. But like make
the wheels for us, So it could be anything from
roomber wheels to like government, do not ask, do not
tell pieces crazy stuff.
Speaker 2 (34:43):
Speaking of making things, Yeah, do you want to hear
my genius idea that I had yesterday is are you done?
Speaker 3 (34:50):
Is that everything?
Speaker 1 (34:50):
That's everything I got yet?
Speaker 3 (34:51):
Okay, this is really.
Speaker 2 (34:52):
Quick and really there's really like nothing behind it. But
this idea came to me yesterday when I was making
my clam linguinie.
Speaker 1 (35:01):
Oh, yeah, you're such a masochist too, because you like
the fact that you were watching them die in the pan.
Speaker 3 (35:07):
Well I wasn't watching them going.
Speaker 1 (35:09):
Like, oh they're dying. They were full on dying.
Speaker 2 (35:12):
Well, I just I've never cooked clams before, so I
thought it was interesting.
Speaker 1 (35:17):
That's true.
Speaker 2 (35:18):
And also when I was following the recipe, they were like,
as soon as the clams open, re take them out
because you don't want to overcook them.
Speaker 3 (35:27):
And it'll they'll get chewy and it'll ruin it or whatever.
So that's that's part of why I was like.
Speaker 2 (35:31):
Okay, it's been four minutes, Like when are they opening?
How do I know if they're going to open? Like
you know, I don't know what it looks like I've
never made clams before. And then once they started opening,
I was.
Speaker 3 (35:40):
Like, oh, this looks cool. And then I just stood
there and they just watched them all open.
Speaker 1 (35:44):
You're dead, You're dead, great dead.
Speaker 3 (35:47):
It was great.
Speaker 2 (35:48):
And then also I was like, I wonder how many
of these are are going to have already been dead
to start with?
Speaker 3 (35:53):
Yeah, because they were like, if.
Speaker 2 (35:56):
If all the clams opened and there's like one or
two that aren't open, that means that it was already
did to throw it out? Yeah. Anyways, So while I
was making this clamling Guinian, while I was purging the
clams and stuff, I had gotten a new notebook so
that I was transferring all my recipes from my old
notebook to my new notebook.
Speaker 3 (36:13):
As I was doing that, tell me this isn't the
greatest idea.
Speaker 2 (36:17):
Okay, and I'm only saying this on here because I'm
pretty sure none of my family listens to this podcast.
Oh it's not spicy or anything, but it would be
a surprise for them.
Speaker 3 (36:27):
Tell me this isn't the greatest idea. What if I.
Speaker 2 (36:30):
Went around to all of the like, not all the
women in my family, but all of the.
Speaker 3 (36:37):
Like chefs, and cooks no, like my mom's.
Speaker 2 (36:41):
Sisters, right, And I got like, okay, what's like the
one thing that you like, what's the one recipe that
you make that's really good that you bring every christ
Like no one else makes this on Christmas because you
make it on Christmas. You know what if I got
one recipe from everybody and then made like a Marquess
family cookbook and just like gifted it to my sisters
(37:03):
for like Christmas or something.
Speaker 1 (37:04):
That's amazing, because that'd be so cute. Also, family recipes
if you don't write them down or save them, like
they're gone. Yeah, they're gone. That was part of that.
That was a whole part of the reunion we had.
It was it was kind of like a pot luck,
but it's like you have to bring Aunt Mary's clan. Yeah,
you have to bring you know, Harry's castle.
Speaker 3 (37:23):
And that way we have.
Speaker 2 (37:26):
All of our family recipes, like a lot of my
recipes when I cook, our family recipes that I got
from my mom. So like, you know, when people are like, oh,
how do you make you like, the only thing I'll
share is like how I make basoleb Because I feel
like there's not really anything special with that like anybody
can do it, but like, I'm not allowed to give
(37:46):
out the mole recipe. I'm not allowed to give out
like I don't know what else she makes that's like
super I don't know there's certain desserts and things that
she makes or whatever, but there's a lot of stuff
that like I make that I'm not allowed to give
out the recipe to anyone because it's a family recipe
and we make it different than other families do.
Speaker 1 (38:05):
That's important.
Speaker 2 (38:05):
I like this, but but I'm like, what that would
be so cool to have all these recipes from our family.
Speaker 3 (38:14):
And then I just don't know where I would get
a book made.
Speaker 1 (38:18):
Oh yeah, you can send all the stuff into like
Amazon makes it. Amazon will make it for you. Shut
or Fly is one. My fiance gave us a book
of like photos, and then my sister does books and
calendars all the time.
Speaker 2 (38:31):
And I'm like, what if what if when I put
like the measurements for all the ingredients and the recipe
and everything, like because Mexicans don't measure, they just like
use their hand, what.
Speaker 3 (38:39):
If I just take pictures of my hands, Like.
Speaker 1 (38:41):
That's just funny, But this much mud, that's funny. You should.
But Amazon makes those because my body, my buddy, my
cousin's got a book that's coming out in October actually,
and that's what they're doing. They send it to Amazon.
So it's they don't like mass print a thousand books.
They just wait till somebody orders it, and then Amazon
prints the book and sends it out.
Speaker 3 (39:02):
I don't want it to be ordered, no, that's what.
Speaker 1 (39:04):
I'm saying, Like, you can, you can have other companies
make for you thirty so easy.
Speaker 2 (39:08):
But yeah, so so we'll have all the family recipes
like in like a hardcover book, yea, and that, and
then you know, and then maybe maybe actually I'll print
enough to give one to everyone, but I'll give it
to them like like, yeah, you know, you're getting this
book for your birthday, but you have to wait till
your birthday, Like that's going to be your birthday present
or Christmas.
Speaker 1 (39:26):
Christmas would be good.
Speaker 3 (39:27):
Because then everyone will get it at the same time.
Speaker 1 (39:29):
That's the idea, though, don't you want I like the iddie,
I think, run with it. Whenever you want to give
it to them, run with it. We got to get
out here because this is a thing right here. Yeah,
all right, thank you for streaming the podcast with us.
Catch up on all the Mexican Junior podcasts if you're
just getting to this one right now, and follow us
on Instagram at Strawberry and Lazette.
Speaker 2 (39:48):
I'm at Lasette love l I Z E T t
E l O v e E.
Speaker 1 (39:52):
I'm at Strawberry Radio. We'll talk to you next time.
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