February 14, 2025 • 51 mins
On this episode of the Strawberry And Lizette Mexican / Ginger Podcast, we talked about pooping at work, meeting your younger self for coffee, bailing strangers out of jail, and more!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Episode fifty one of the Mexican Ginger Podcast. We talked
about pooping at work, bailing strangers out of jail, meeting
your younger self for coffee, and a whole lot more.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
All coming up next. It's podcast time.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
It's the Strawberry AND's that Mexican Ginger podcast.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
Not suitable for a younger audience.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
Welcome to the Mexican Ginger Podcast. It's Strawberry and Lazette.
This is uncensored, so it's not necessarily for the kids.
And uh, thank you for following us on social media
and for watching this on our YouTube page.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Today we are gonna celebrate. Ayay, I held this up
as the sheriff walked by. That's great, we are celebrating.
Speaker 4 (00:44):
Thank you. Oh what are we celebrating?
Speaker 2 (00:48):
Well, we signed our paperwork? Did you not sign your fapework?
Speaker 4 (00:51):
Whoop? Paperwork? Or contracts?
Speaker 2 (00:54):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (00:54):
Oh yeah, okay, we're celebrating. Okay, I haven't seen you
since That's why. Oh, because I was remote. I was
doing like all.
Speaker 4 (01:01):
Of the then, I was remote all week. Yeah, I
was what did what did we sign? That? That was
like so long ago?
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Was it long ago or not? For me? I was regardless, Yes, congratulations.
Speaker 4 (01:17):
Glued this ship shut, ain't it?
Speaker 2 (01:19):
And also I guess, I guess I can make this announcement.
Speaker 4 (01:23):
You're pregnant.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
I am not. However, I don't want to jinx this.
Speaker 4 (01:34):
So it's a.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
It's it's the worst kept secret in the building because
this building that we're in full of gossip queens.
Speaker 4 (01:44):
Right, Yes, we're working around a bunch of men, very
gossip queen is very gossipy, very very here.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
So you may have heard this. I was trying to not.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
Say it until, like I signed with them. I haven't
onboard with HR yet. That was supposed to happen this week.
It's gonna happen next week.
Speaker 4 (02:02):
I know what this is.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
Yeah, it's I'm gonna be the host for the athletics at.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
Sutterhealth Park.
Speaker 4 (02:09):
Congratulations.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
But it was supposed to like we agreed to terms
last week and I was supposed to on board this week.
But they're dealing with spring training. So I get an
email from them like, yo, Straw, we didn't forget about you,
but we're like going to Arizona, so HR will contact.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
You and dope, so fill out all your stuff next week.
Speaker 4 (02:29):
Not to make this about me.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
Okay, what perks.
Speaker 4 (02:33):
Can I get?
Speaker 2 (02:34):
Well, perks?
Speaker 4 (02:35):
Do you mean, Jelani get?
Speaker 2 (02:37):
How do you open this thing? Have you figured out
how to open this though?
Speaker 5 (02:39):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (02:40):
I didn't even try. I think it's just a twisty.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
I was a twisty. I want to do a pop.
Oh it is a twisty. No, oh, it's a twisty.
I wanted to pop anyway. I don't know. Chairs, chairs
to us, to us, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
Because again, I was supposed to talk to hr at
the athletics this week. It's going to be a next
week conversation as far as like passes hookup, we'll talk
about that. But uh yeah, it's give me great. I'm
gonna do for the athletics what I do for the
Seattle Kraken. And again it was supposed to be like
I didn't want to talk about it until I signed,
(03:16):
but like five different people in the office came up
to me and said something. I'm like, well, dude, let
me tell Lazette first. And I didn't want to tell
you until I had it signed. But like so many
people are coming up to me, I'm like, all right, well,
the word has gotten out. The word's gotten out, and
I'm trying to like control it and contain it. But yeah,
happy early congratulations to me for that.
Speaker 4 (03:33):
So you are expecting a new baby. You are pregnant
a baseball baby. Yeah, you're pregnant with the entire A's team.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
But yeah, so that's gonna be fair.
Speaker 4 (03:45):
I walk in there and be like, I'm your new deadya. Wait,
so with you hosting games? Yeah, like you do in
Seattle and now you're gonna do it here with the
A's is there. I'm gonna assume, not like I think
I already know the answer to this question, but just
because I don't actually know how it works and what
(04:05):
goes on behind the scenes, Like do you mingle with
the players at all?
Speaker 2 (04:11):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
I don't know how it's going to be with baseball
in hockey. I've met a couple of them, like we've
done interviews and stuff like that, like after the game interviews,
or like we'll bump into each other like in the
hallways and stuff like that. And the coach like, I'll
we'll we'll cross paths. As far as the A's, I
don't know. We may crosss paths, we may have to
like croths. Yeah, right, that's weird.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
We made to like.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
Shoot at Instagram video or some promos, you know, like, Hey,
I'm with so and so.
Speaker 4 (04:38):
Can you think you'll be able to get Stomper in here?
Speaker 3 (04:40):
Oh? Sure?
Speaker 4 (04:41):
Shit, that reminds me I was supposed to email that
or DMN that boy back about that interview the fighter.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
Oh was I supposed today you No?
Speaker 4 (04:50):
No, no, no, okay, it's not until March, I think. But
I told him like a week ago, like yeah, I'm
on air right now, message you later. We'll coordinating that dating. Okay,
remind me.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
Let me make an stopper. I could have brought Stomper
in anytime. I I know Stomper, you know, I do
know Stomper. I know Stomper. I know the soud O Sam.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
I don't know who that's Sam the forty nine or mascot.
Speaker 4 (05:13):
I should know who that is.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
I know Lucille. Unless Lucille has changed, I think I
still know Lucille.
Speaker 4 (05:20):
I want you to come.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
I'll find well I can't now because I'm a I'm.
Speaker 4 (05:24):
On you can bronto before you start, all right, but yeah,
that'd be dope to uh to get Stomper or somebody
in here.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (05:41):
And then yeah, also, I just want to know what
perks I get.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
Well, they just announced the a's organization, the Athletics just
announced it was there today yesterday that iHeart Sacramento is
going to carry KFBK is going to carry the the the.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
Games, right.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
They just announced that today. Again, it was something that
we knew internally, but things had to be signed.
Speaker 4 (05:59):
So we have a suite.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
I'm sure we have access. I'm sure we have access.
Speaker 4 (06:04):
These kind of perks and talking about.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
We're getting perks, ladies and gentlemen, we will be getting
perks you.
Speaker 4 (06:08):
So the kind of perks that that I want, and
then whatever kind of extra little perks can come through
you like a like a a tour, a locker room
tour or like I don't know, just any fun stuff
that I can like bring my son to.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
Yeah, okay, we'll do that. Yeah, it'll be fun.
Speaker 4 (06:30):
I want to do it for the Raiders too in Vegas.
Yeah okay, I feel like between us there's some connects.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
Yeah, we have a couple.
Speaker 4 (06:40):
Yeah, okay, just fun stuff like it'll be.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
Yeah, it'll be fun. It'll be fun doing the in
game hosting for the Athletics. That'll be great. Psyched for that.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
Okay, so podcast. I saw this. I saw this thing
on TikTok. I think it's a YouTube. These guys just
random guys, two or three guys. They just show up
to jails and they go, hey, we're just gonna bail
somebody out.
Speaker 4 (07:07):
I've seen that.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
And the people go like, who do you want to
bail out? They go, I don't know, we just like
randomly bail people out.
Speaker 4 (07:12):
I've seen these guys do it. Yeah, and they like
bail ten people out of jail. One time, like one
jail they bailed like ten fifteen.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
Pizza, ten fifteen people.
Speaker 4 (07:23):
Ten fifteen people out. This is good, by the way, Yeah,
it is good.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
This is delicious.
Speaker 4 (07:27):
I wish I had a strawberry.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
They'll bail people out of jail, like random people.
Speaker 4 (07:32):
And one of them was a mom and son duo
that was locked up together that got bailed out. They're like,
oh shit, what are you doing out here? And they're like,
these guys just build me out me too.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
Oh that's funny.
Speaker 4 (07:43):
Yeah, They're like, how funny.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
Yeah, they'll go to different they'll go to different jails
and do it. Because I even saw a video bail efter.
I even saw a video where they had to explained
to the person. Yeah, we're just gonna randomly bail people out,
like but we don't want to spend like twenty grand
Like who's got like a thousand dollars bail or a
fifteen So anyway, I saved that video because I was
gonna play that for you, and because of my algorithm,
(08:06):
because I watched that video, another video of some other
guys bailing people out of jail came up on my
algorithm today. That's the video I want to play for you.
These are different guys. Okay, let's let's let's go through
this process.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
We bailed you out.
Speaker 3 (08:21):
Thanks.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
What's your name, hated? Yeah, Christian, this is Christian.
Speaker 5 (08:28):
Thank you for the help.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
All right, So that the video starts where they are
in Like, Hayden and Christian are the ones that got
bailed out. Yeah, okay, no, Aiden, like the two guys
bailed one guy out. Okay, two guys bailed one guy out,
and that's the this that's where the video starts.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
They meet, they meet in the lobby, the police station
or whatever we tell me.
Speaker 4 (08:44):
He gets like robbed or something.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
No, no, no, So this kid comes out of jail.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
He's wearing like a Monster Energy hoodie, like white kid
like buzz haircut, Monster Energy hoodie if you get.
Speaker 4 (08:55):
A lifted truck.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
Maybe. But he looks like he's seventeen.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
Like this kid looks young, right, So they meet him
and then the video cuts to like they're outside. I
think they're at a bonfire or something like that, and
they tell the kid, hey, man, welcome back to freedom.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
We've got a hotel for you.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
We'll set you up like we just want to, like,
you know, welcome you back to freedom or whatever.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
So here's the bonfire.
Speaker 5 (09:16):
All. Don't say nothing about jail when you get to
the hotel. Also, please don't damage the room because it's
in my name. But if you do, I understand, I won't.
I'm a Diamond member.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
I kind of want to keep that status. So they
told him we got you for we got your hotel.
Speaker 4 (09:28):
See no, absolutely not no. I will never especially a
stranger that you just bailed out. You want to put
them in a room with everything under your name on
your card that these people doing this also must be.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
Kids, they're young. Do you uh, you have an idea
where this is going?
Speaker 4 (09:50):
We hate I think so, But let's go ahead and
let's go ahead and finish, all right.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
I think this is where they get a cell phone call.
Speaker 5 (09:56):
The next day that kid hate and apparently stole everything
out of the hotel room. I got him and then
ship on the floor, So I've got banned from the
hotel at the Hilton back to Maria.
Speaker 4 (10:07):
He stole everything and shit on the floor. That's fucking gross.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
Imagine just some strangers bail you out of jail for
whatever you did.
Speaker 2 (10:17):
I don't know what he did. That's how you repay
your second chance of life.
Speaker 4 (10:22):
Like it wasn't a second chance of life. He probably
was only like some of these people, what if they're
only doing like a week or something. It's probably like
petty charges, little things that like they really you know,
don't care.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
Like burglary. I'm gonna assume, but.
Speaker 4 (10:40):
You know what I mean, Like they're they're bailing out
people who I'm going to assume based off this kid.
They're bailing out people who like don't care or are
maybe getting locked up for like little It's not like
he was doing life, you know, where he's like, oh shit,
here's my second shot at life, and I'm gonna do
things right, Like he probably what if he was going
(11:02):
to get out next month. Anyways.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
Yeah, good point, you know. All right, So here's the video.
Remember he stole everything and on the floor.
Speaker 5 (11:09):
I want to know what he stole. I had a
video clip. I wonder if we could get security footage.
Probably not security footage of him walking out of the hotel.
If he has like the TV, would look crazy.
Speaker 2 (11:17):
He's the other matchers.
Speaker 1 (11:19):
So they called the hotel to be like, all right,
tell us what happened the guy.
Speaker 5 (11:27):
And then everywhere that's crazy, what did I do wrong?
Speaker 1 (11:37):
So not only did they destroy like you know he
has this guy he saw he did was steal the TV.
Speaker 4 (11:42):
Steal a TV, and then there's ship everywhere.
Speaker 1 (11:44):
But now this guy, this YouTuber, he's on a list
where all right, this hotel will never rent to you
again because of what your guests did.
Speaker 4 (11:53):
Like sure, it's unfair, but if now he has this
reputation of this guy rents rooms and then lets other
people sleep in there, we're not going to rent to
him anymore.
Speaker 2 (12:04):
Yeah, and so I forget what part of this is
hold on?
Speaker 5 (12:07):
So he shit all over the floor and stole a
TV and some other things. I specifically asked him not
to steal anything. I'm gonna find that fucking TV I'm
bringing back myself.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
Yeah, there you go.
Speaker 4 (12:19):
What if? Like he really wasn't gonna steal nothing, and
then these guys were like, don't steal anything. And he's like,
good idea.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
Good idea.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
But I've seen the ones that I did save that
I was gonna play. It was I think it was
in New York and these dudes bailed this guy out
of jail.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
He's like, well, you, like, what's up, Like, we're just
bailing you out. He's like what.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
He's like, yeah, we bailed three other people out. Also,
I hang on and they get a party. They get
in a party and they drive around.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
And like one of them was I think some guy
like it was a heartfelt story.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
One guy also, he was crying. He's like, why'd you
bail me out? Like I'm homeless? I have nothing out
here like I have like it's freezing out here, I
have no food.
Speaker 2 (12:58):
Why did you bail me out? That's what he said.
He's like, take me back, and he's crying. I think
they're on the subway.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
He's crying and he's like, in there, I have food
in there, I have a place to sleep, like, yeah,
it's jail, but I have nothing on the street. And
he was like crying, like take me back. And it
was sad because they're hugging him. They're like, hey, man,
we got you, we got you.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
Like do you have kids? He's like yeah, And I
think they were gonna like reunite the guy with the kids.
But it was sad.
Speaker 4 (13:20):
It was sad because some people like do go to
jail for that reason, like especially if they are homeless
and they really ain't got nobody or nothing, like well
then let me, you know, get myself arrested so that
I can have a roof over my head and a
bed to sleep in and meals served, and like doctor
is there for me or like something, you know, yeah,
(13:43):
when you're down that bad, when you're ja.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
It was either jadakiss or fifty cent. They said, uh,
I know dudes who go to jail just to get
their teeth fixed. Yeah, they had dentists in there, all right, Yeah,
so don't bail somebody out of jail. It's gonna poop
on a hotel room under your name.
Speaker 4 (13:59):
I saw a I think it was like a Reddit
post that was on Instagram, I think last night, and
it was this guy speaking of poop. It was this
guy that said that something about.
Speaker 2 (14:16):
I didn't meaning to ask you this all week go ahead.
Speaker 4 (14:20):
He was this guy who his wife went out got
super drunk, like shit face. He had to go pick
her up, and she was like stumbling and throwing up
and like couldn't walk herself. So he had to go
get her, brought her home and came home and put
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her to bed, went back outside and ship in the
front yard. Wait, who did the guy the husband, well,
who was drunk, the girl wife was drunk. The husband
goes outside and shit's like in front of the steps.
And then the next day was like, yeah, man, I
don't know, like you were throwing up everywhere. I had
(15:03):
to go get you. You came home and you shit
in the front yard. The neighbors saw and he was like,
she's had maybe one drink in the past four years
since that night.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
Yes, gas lidd gas litety.
Speaker 4 (15:20):
No, I wouldn't. I wouldn't even believe if that was me,
because I've been drunk plenty times, shit faced, throwing up,
blacked out. Not once have I shipped myself.
Speaker 2 (15:32):
I know. But how embarrassing she believes that she did
so she's like, oh my.
Speaker 4 (15:37):
She thinks she did it in the front yard for
the whole neighborhood to see.
Speaker 2 (15:40):
That guy's diabolical.
Speaker 4 (15:41):
Diabolical.
Speaker 2 (15:43):
That's how you do it, mental warfare. Okay, So.
Speaker 1 (15:47):
It's weird because we have so many people back in
the office now. We used to be like, because I
see one person, Well it's today. So girls, bathroom, You
guys are all stalls, right, Yes, So let's say you
walk in to the bathroom and some other females in
a stall, do they like make a noise so you
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know they're there.
Speaker 2 (16:11):
Or is that just a guy thing? Only do they alert?
Speaker 4 (16:15):
No? But I do notice that when they're taking a shit,
they'll like cough or maybe like shuffle their feet a little.
Speaker 2 (16:29):
Bit to cover the noise or to let you know
that they're to.
Speaker 4 (16:33):
Kind I don't you know. I don't know. Because also
there's some girls. There's some girls that stay completely silent. Yeah, yeah,
and they don't move and.
Speaker 2 (16:42):
They just sit there, the respectful thing to do.
Speaker 4 (16:44):
And that's also how I know that they're taking a shit. Yeah,
and they're waiting for me to leave so they can finish. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (16:53):
So it's been happening a lot this week. I don't
know who it is, but like normally I'll go in
the back bathroom because we drink a lot of well
champagne today, but we drink a lot of like water
and soda and viving water during the show, so I'm
i stay hydrid. So I'm in an now the bathroom
all the time. There's been a lot of people in
there this week. Stalls are closed. And the thing with
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guys' bathrooms, at least here, when you walk in and
someone's in the stall when they hear somebody else come in,
they'll purposely like rattle the toilet paper dispenser, or they'll cough,
or they'll flush, they'll do something to let you know, hey, buddy,
I'm in here taking a dump.
Speaker 2 (17:35):
That was a little that just happened so casual.
Speaker 4 (17:38):
I want everyone to know that.
Speaker 2 (17:39):
Was not me so and it's been happening so much
to me this week.
Speaker 1 (17:44):
I walk in to go number one and someone's taking
a number two and they are full on like rustling
or whatever. I'm like, I wonder if girls do this too,
because girls is all girls is all.
Speaker 4 (17:57):
Wait, I'm taking a picture, we make sure it. Let
me take the filter off because you look beautiful.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
Oh thank you, I accidentally took the picture. Oh you
haven't trank it anything.
Speaker 3 (18:15):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (18:16):
Girls are all stalls, and I didn't know if you
guys did it. You you alert girls.
Speaker 4 (18:20):
Some girls do it too, other girls. Other girls just
don't make a noise. Yeah, but both ways, I know
they're and they're taking a ship for sure.
Speaker 2 (18:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (18:31):
Someone someone is like completely silent. I'm like, all right, man,
I'm just gonna pee, wash my hands and get out
of there. Like I'll let you go do your thing.
It's the respectful thing. Thanks for holding it.
Speaker 4 (18:39):
Have you ever opened the door and shut it but
didn't leave the bathroom?
Speaker 3 (18:45):
No?
Speaker 2 (18:46):
I did that today, though. You should. You should do that.
Speaker 4 (18:50):
And then once they're like, oh thank god, and they
start going be like, all right, man, we have a
good day.
Speaker 2 (18:55):
You know what I used to do.
Speaker 1 (18:56):
I used to get I had this, Uh, I had
this era like Taylor Swift had or era I had.
Speaker 4 (19:01):
Should I not post this on my public story or
do you not care? I don't care? Do you care?
Speaker 2 (19:06):
Let me see what it looks like.
Speaker 4 (19:07):
It doesn't look bad, but it should. We're just drinking
champagne in the studio.
Speaker 2 (19:10):
That's fine.
Speaker 1 (19:10):
Okay, I had this era and it was good, like
probably two years where if I would go to the bathroom,
I don't care if it was at the dorm, if
it was at the restaurant, if it was at work,
if it was at the movie theaters, or.
Speaker 2 (19:23):
You know whatever.
Speaker 1 (19:24):
If once I leave the bathroom, I turn the lights
off and there's dudes in there like leap taking a dump,
and now they're in pitch blackness, like it was the
funniest thing to me.
Speaker 2 (19:35):
I would do it.
Speaker 1 (19:36):
When we be at a business meeting or a business
lunch at a restaurant, I don't care. I click the
lights off.
Speaker 4 (19:42):
On purpose or heck yeah, I didn't know if it
was just like a habit.
Speaker 2 (19:46):
No, I would do it on purpose.
Speaker 1 (19:47):
And I think I'm going to start it here again
because I've been tempted so many times. I'm walking into
the bathroom here at the radio station. Someone's in the stall,
and I'm like, you know what'd be hilarious is if
and we have.
Speaker 2 (20:00):
A little switch here, a little switch on the wall.
Speaker 1 (20:02):
I'm like, I'm just gonna start cutting off the lights
again just to see what happens. But the thing is,
you got to run because They're like.
Speaker 4 (20:09):
Who's gonna come chase you? I don't know, why do
you have to run?
Speaker 1 (20:13):
So just between you and me, if you start hearing
rumors about somebody who was in the bathroom and someone
turned the lights off, I'm back.
Speaker 4 (20:19):
I don't think I'm gonna hear rumors. The other men might.
Speaker 2 (20:22):
Yeah, well I'm back. I think I'm doing it. I'm
gonna start next week. Remind me, okay, turn the lights off.
It's so funny to me. All right, go ahead.
Speaker 4 (20:30):
Yeah, my bathroom has a I have two different lights
in my bathroom. One of them is like a light
switch that you turn on. Another one is a button
that you press. They both turn on different lights, and
the button that you press is like a timer, so
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it will auto turn off after like fifteen minutes if
it doesn't detect any motion. And I've gotten so used
to just hitting that button that a lot of times
while I'm showering at night, and I've only hit that button,
the lights will just especially if I'm doing an everything shower,
I'm in there for like twenty thirty minutes, the light
(21:11):
will shut off and then I have to finish my
shower in the dark. I feel like I'm being like
bullied by my bathroom light. It'll just turn off and
then I'm like, oh, now to finish showering in the dark.
So it makes me so mad.
Speaker 1 (21:28):
Yo, I have something that may make you sad. I
get emotional when I hear these, So I don't know
if I.
Speaker 2 (21:37):
Want to play it. But well, do you have Do
you want to do Valentine's Thing before I do this?
Speaker 4 (21:42):
Or should I Valentine's thing?
Speaker 2 (21:43):
What you can do like a Valentine's.
Speaker 4 (21:44):
Oh my little story? Yeah, I already read it though, Okay,
I have another story.
Speaker 2 (21:50):
Okay, go for it.
Speaker 4 (21:51):
There's not much to it and it has nothing to
do with Valentine's. See, you know what piss me off.
I always will put anytime an interesting little story or
if there's something I want to talk about, you know,
I'll make little notes in my laptop on this what
is it like word pad or notes or notes or something.
Speaker 1 (22:09):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (22:11):
So I had at the bottom of like all my
show prep or whatever that changes every day. I had
a list of things specifically for the podcast. Well, the
other day I think I had to like restart my
computer or something, and so everything closed and it wasn't
saved so I lost that whole entire list. I think
(22:34):
I remember one of them had something to do with
the CIA. There's like some book that that come out
came out about that was written about the end of
the world and it was classified for a long time
and the CIA like just declassified it and it was
online or something like that. I can't remember exactly what
(22:57):
it was, but that's one of the things that I
had on there to talk about. Yeah, and then there
was something else. Can't remember what it was, but anyways,
I just saw this today. There's a kayaker who was
kayaking in Chili hm uh. I think it was like
him and his dad. He was kayaking and got swallowed
(23:22):
by a humpback.
Speaker 2 (23:22):
Whale Pinocchio style.
Speaker 4 (23:25):
Yes, that's the first thing I thought of too.
Speaker 2 (23:29):
He got swallowed.
Speaker 4 (23:30):
He got swallowed by a whale and then the whale
spit him out and it was all recorded on camera.
Speaker 2 (23:37):
Well, because that's how whales eat. They open their mouth
and they like they.
Speaker 4 (23:41):
Are they the ones with the straw teeth.
Speaker 2 (23:43):
I think, so that's blue whales.
Speaker 4 (23:45):
I think I know one of them got like straw
teeth that filters out. They like like take big bites
of water. And then they like push the water out
with their tongue through their teeth and then all like
the fish and stuff stay in. They stay in their teeth.
Thought it's like a strainer.
Speaker 2 (24:01):
Yeah, I thought that's how whales eat. They open their
mouth and they like go to the surface and whatever
fish they catch when they go to the surface, like
they got So was he purposely trying to eat this
kayaker or was he just caught up in like the
fish gulp? Do you know?
Speaker 4 (24:18):
I think it was an accident. He said that he
thought the whale approached him out of curiosity or was
trying to communicate. After being spit out, He thought it
was an orca that was going to kill him and
his dad.
Speaker 2 (24:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (24:34):
Killer whales are no joke, dude. They will f you up.
I thought humpbacks were nice though.
Speaker 4 (24:39):
That's why I think it was an accident. Hold on,
here's the video is on TMZ. Oh hell yeah, let
me see.
Speaker 2 (24:51):
Let me see with a mental note, don't go kayaking
in Chile anymore.
Speaker 4 (24:54):
Let me see what they're talking about. Don't go kayaking
at all.
Speaker 2 (24:57):
Actually I love kayaking. When we were in Seattle, I
used to go all the time.
Speaker 4 (25:00):
Okay, wait, is kayaking?
Speaker 5 (25:02):
Wait?
Speaker 4 (25:03):
Or is it canoeing? I saw canoeing is the one
where it's like all fully enclosed, right, and it's just
like your torso sticking out.
Speaker 2 (25:13):
No, canoeing is like Native American.
Speaker 4 (25:15):
Kayaking is the one where you're torso sticking out kind
of canoeing is Native American? Is racist?
Speaker 2 (25:20):
As funny the way, No, think of that.
Speaker 4 (25:23):
That's so racist.
Speaker 2 (25:24):
It's not racist.
Speaker 4 (25:25):
Let's think of that like, think of like when you
think of canoeing, think of Indians fishing. That's basically what
you said anyways, not what I said. So canoeing, wait, kayak? Wait?
Which one?
Speaker 2 (25:37):
I don't know if I'm gonna help you anymore?
Speaker 1 (25:38):
No, come on, So kayaking can be the self enclosed thing,
but also it also can be open. Well, anyway, kayaking,
I think you're talking about kayaking. This guy got he
was kayaking because.
Speaker 4 (25:53):
I was gonna say. I always thought, whichever one is
like the one that you're which is torso just sticking out?
Speaker 2 (26:01):
Yeah, kayaking?
Speaker 4 (26:02):
I always thought you was like sitting on your butt
and your legs were stretched out. I saw online like
a I don't know, like a diagram, a photo or whatever,
a drawing of how you sit in those boats.
Speaker 2 (26:19):
Uh huh.
Speaker 4 (26:21):
And I didn't know that they're like kneeling in those boats.
Speaker 2 (26:27):
And a kayak. No, you sit on your button, your
feet go in front of you. I used to kayak
all the time in Seattle.
Speaker 4 (26:36):
Maybe you were doing it wrong, not wrong.
Speaker 1 (26:38):
Because sometimes somebd even have pedals up front. You stick
your legs up front.
Speaker 4 (26:42):
Okay, so maybe different canoes though, but I'm talking about
the one with where it's like all clothes and your
torso just sticking out.
Speaker 2 (26:50):
That's a different type of kayaks.
Speaker 4 (26:51):
But I'm talking about that one specifically, specific that one specifically,
they're kneeling in it. I thought they sat down on
their butt and their legs was just straight out.
Speaker 5 (27:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (27:01):
Same, that's not how they sit in those boats.
Speaker 2 (27:04):
I didn't know that.
Speaker 4 (27:06):
Anyways. It would give me so much anxiety to be
in those boats and it flips upside down. Yeah, I
would be terrified. Yeah, I would die. I'm trying to
watch this whale video and it's not loading anyways. Okay,
you go next.
Speaker 2 (27:20):
All right, So have you heard of the Muffin Man? Yes,
so my muffin Man.
Speaker 1 (27:26):
So my fiance told me about this poem and then
this TikTok like trend. And then so she's in there
and like she she's I think she was driving at
the time, but she's getting all watery eyed like telling
me about it. I'm like, oh, it's a very emotional trend.
And then because my FBI man was listening on the
cell phone. A day later, this trend pops up on
(27:47):
my TikTok. It's the you take your younger self out
to coffee?
Speaker 2 (27:52):
Have you heard of this thing?
Speaker 4 (27:54):
No? Okay?
Speaker 1 (27:55):
So I guess it started off as a poem because
I found the girl who wrote the original poem and
it's something about I took my younger self out to coffee,
and it's like, what would you tell yourself if you
met them at Starbucks for coffee day? Like was that
you're thirty years old, you meet the fifteen year old
version of you for coffee?
Speaker 2 (28:17):
What would you tell her? Like that type of thing?
Speaker 4 (28:20):
Right? Okay? Are you asking me?
Speaker 3 (28:21):
No?
Speaker 1 (28:22):
No, I'm just saying like that's I will ask you, Okay.
So that poem sparked a TikTok trend where people would
get on their phone and they'll they'll say like, hey,
I took I met my younger self for coffee, and
and they just start going through all this like trauma
they had and like oh she thought she thought this
this boy was like the end all be all, But
(28:43):
don't worry.
Speaker 2 (28:44):
He was bad for you. We're happily married now.
Speaker 1 (28:46):
Like I know you're stressing off this, but it gets better,
like this whole thing. So I have this video which
somebody did, and it's so emotional, like this whole trend
is emotional. But here's a great example of the I
met my younger self for coffee thing.
Speaker 3 (29:01):
I met my younger self for coffee. We were both
ten minutes late. She apologized profusely with a well rehearsed excuse.
I tell her it's okay, there's no rush.
Speaker 4 (29:10):
She ordered a.
Speaker 3 (29:10):
Black coffee with sweetener, and I ordered a vanilla latte.
She had a nose ring where I have a tiny scar.
She fiddled with her shirt to cling to her body
less after she sat down while I envied the body.
I consent, she's uncomfortable, and I want to tell her
she's beautiful and nothing about her needs to be different,
But I know she only believes people who tell her
she's not good enough. I tell her I'm tired because
(29:31):
I wake up really early for work these days. She
says the dream job she's working toward would require her
to do the same, and tells me she's tired too,
from waiting up all night for a text from a boy.
She says, they're all the same. I tell her they're not.
She points at my feet out to my ring.
Speaker 4 (29:48):
It's just like Strawberry saying, here like this, bitch, spach.
Speaker 2 (29:53):
Like I get it, because when you're young, you.
Speaker 4 (29:56):
Also waiting up late at night for a text from
that boy.
Speaker 2 (29:59):
No, but you know how many girls like you little
crushes on them and they break your heart.
Speaker 4 (30:02):
And here, yeah, it's exactly like the one she wants. Someday.
Speaker 3 (30:06):
I ask if she'd like to try it on, and
it fixed her perfectly. We have the same hands, even
though we're different people. It's strange till that works. She
tells me she loves driving around aimlessly for hours on
end because she can't stand being a home alone with
her thoughts. I tell her I've grown out of going
for drives because I can't get home fast enough these days.
I love what waits for me there. As we leave
(30:26):
the coffee shop. She likes a cigarette and asks if
I'd like one. I would, but I decline. I tell
her I don't smoke anymore. We have goodbye, and I
struggle to let go. She doesn't because she doesn't know
me at all. But I know her so well and
I miss her all the time. I hope we meet
again for coffee someday.
Speaker 2 (30:43):
So that's the trend, like you talk about.
Speaker 4 (30:45):
Isn't that sad?
Speaker 2 (30:46):
What it would be like if you meet your younger self?
Speaker 4 (30:51):
I mean, I get it, and it was it was
like deep, yes, but I wasn't sitting here getting ready
to cry.
Speaker 2 (31:00):
Yeah, but you meet your younger self and she's gonna
be pregnant, and you're like, oh my goodness, like you
have no idea, what's up?
Speaker 4 (31:07):
No, she wouldn't be pregnant.
Speaker 3 (31:09):
She could.
Speaker 2 (31:09):
Let's say you meet the nineteen year old lazette.
Speaker 4 (31:12):
Okay, but they're talking about fifteen Okay, fifteen sixteen.
Speaker 1 (31:15):
You're kicked out of how many schools at this point
when you're fifteen one? Okay, but you're now you're thirty, single, mom, successful,
you got your you have a well established career in radio.
Speaker 2 (31:28):
You're living on your own. We've got a family who
loves you.
Speaker 4 (31:31):
I would tell my younger self to like keep it up,
keep it up, bitch, keep at it.
Speaker 1 (31:38):
Keep it what like, like keep up the thought, the
thought behavior, the ratchet behavior.
Speaker 4 (31:44):
No, I wasn't even a hoe when I was sick.
I was a virgin still when I was fifteen sixteen.
Speaker 2 (31:49):
Okay, what do you mean? You know, I'm just saying, like,
keep what up? Keep what up?
Speaker 1 (31:53):
Like it gets better type of keep it up, or
like keep partying. You already kicked out of one school,
you got three.
Speaker 4 (31:59):
More to go. No, but at that time I was nursing.
School wasn't even a thought yet. But I was already
getting into radio.
Speaker 2 (32:10):
At fifteen sixteen.
Speaker 4 (32:11):
Yeah, that one was me.
Speaker 2 (32:16):
This is good, Champagne. I'm impressed.
Speaker 4 (32:20):
But yeah, like, of course everyone goes through shit. But
and you know, when I was younger and pregnant or
like a young mom or whatever, like, no, it wasn't easy.
And like sure I've endured relationship trauma and like young
single motherhood trauma or whatever else. But I don't know,
I'm like a firm believer in I don't know if
(32:45):
you would call this, I don't I don't know if
you call it like the butterfly effect. But I'm a
firm believer in like everything happens for a reason, and
had I not gone through all those things and did
all those things, I would not be where I am now,
and like, I'm happy where I am now. So I
wouldn't go meet my younger self and be like, do
(33:05):
this different or don't do this or you know what
I mean, because then because then what if I don't
end up where I am now? Yeah, So I wouldn't
meet my younger self and tell them, like, stay away
from this boy and don't move here, and don't take this.
Speaker 2 (33:21):
Job or go to the Selena's motel on Christmas Eve.
Speaker 3 (33:27):
Do it.
Speaker 4 (33:29):
There's going to be a bottle of moscato, drink the
whole thing. I think everything I've been through has made
me funny as fuck, and honestly, I like, I don't
think it was that bad, Like people go through worst shit,
you know. I think everything I've been through has like
(33:49):
everyone's also experienced it, except for like being homeless with
a baby.
Speaker 2 (33:54):
But oh yikes, there's that.
Speaker 4 (33:59):
But look where I now.
Speaker 1 (34:00):
Yeah right, yeah, It's just you know, when you're young,
like everything that you think is the end of the world.
You know, it's like, oh my god, like, don't worry
about it, calm down, you'll be relaxed.
Speaker 2 (34:12):
Yeah, you'll be fine. You brought up Chile, Chile.
Speaker 1 (34:19):
The Kayaker, the place, and this is the guy I
went to school with, somebody named I don't want to
say his last name. His name is Ben and he
was from Chile. And obviously the time you're like, where's that?
Speaker 2 (34:33):
Like is that really? Like where's Chili? You don't know
much geography when you're young. You're chile in yeah, chilean
and so.
Speaker 1 (34:41):
But obviously we lost touch because we were like in
elementary school. I don't even know if he went to
my high school, but we were.
Speaker 4 (34:46):
Isn't it funny of the things you remember from elementary
school and the people you remember.
Speaker 2 (34:50):
Yeah, like where is this guy?
Speaker 4 (34:52):
Remember to tell you about? Like the two people that
I remember?
Speaker 2 (34:55):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (34:56):
I speaking of which I got invited to like some
high school union. But since I don't check my Facebook ever,
like I didn't realize that I got invited.
Speaker 2 (35:06):
I think it was over the holidays. I think it
was like December November.
Speaker 1 (35:09):
Would you have gone, I would have gone. I would
have gone just to be able, just to catch up
with some people, like the guy who nicknamed me Strawberry,
Like I tell his story all the time.
Speaker 2 (35:26):
I talk about him all the time, so it'd be good.
Speaker 4 (35:28):
To see him again, see I.
Speaker 2 (35:30):
But I didn't have a lot of tight friends from
high school.
Speaker 4 (35:33):
I didn't have a lot of friends either. And the
only person that I hung out with every day, Yeah,
and who was my best friend was a year younger
than me. Like, I wasn't friends with anybody in my grade. Yeah,
so I wouldn't go. I actually I was going to
(35:53):
go to I've only had like one reunion so far.
It was the ten year and I got invited. But
that was also the same weekends that my family we
were me and my sisters and my mom were taking
all the kids to like Disneyland or something. So I
ended up not going to the reunion. Now, I don't
think I would go unless I had somebody to go with,
(36:13):
because then I wouldn't have anyone to hang out with
or talk to. Like I want to go with somebody
who I can like we can sit in the back
and talk shit about everybody, you know what I mean.
But yeah, if I went to a reunion, I'm not
I'm not sure who I would even like remember or
know or like, who would want to sit there and
hang out with me all night when everyone had their
(36:35):
own friends group? Friends groups? Am I saying this right?
Speaker 2 (36:39):
Friend groups?
Speaker 5 (36:39):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (36:40):
It's god damn Champagne. Did you finish yours? Finish one's
give me hot it's giving me hot flash.
Speaker 2 (36:46):
I'm a little warm.
Speaker 1 (36:49):
I I admire the people on a second because I
just watched this murder mystery last night.
Speaker 4 (36:56):
Sorry, still watching Severance Fine thirty.
Speaker 1 (37:02):
I admire the people that that did like you had
tight high school friends, like I had high school friends,
but after we went to college, like if you didn't
go to my college, or like I went to Danza.
Speaker 2 (37:13):
So I went to Footell.
Speaker 1 (37:14):
Sorry if you didn't go to my JC or my university,
like we just lost touch. I made other friends, right, Yeah,
I know. So it's like I admire the people that
keep their that circle, if you keep that circle, or
the high school sweethearts that end up getting married, like
I just watched a murder some murder.
Speaker 2 (37:29):
Mystery last night, some documentary, a real crime, like.
Speaker 4 (37:32):
I don't feel like they like are happy though.
Speaker 2 (37:36):
You didn't live, right, you didn't live We go through
everything with the same.
Speaker 4 (37:39):
Person, because I'm like, Okay, be fucking for real, you
were not the same person you are now then you
were when you were seventeen when you met this person. Yeah,
there's like it's in retrospect, like it sounds cute, like
all high school sweethearts and they're still married and they're
(37:59):
still together and they have kids and they like bought
a house and got married, and I'll like, sure, it
sounds like, oh, that's the dream. But like if I
was still with the motherfucker that I was dating when
I was seventeen, yeah, I miserable, right right right, I
would be miserable.
Speaker 2 (38:18):
Yeah yeah, and I'd.
Speaker 4 (38:20):
Probably still be stuck in Selena's.
Speaker 2 (38:22):
Probably that's what happens out there.
Speaker 4 (38:26):
Nothing like there's there's really people who don't leave their
hometown and think that they're like living life. You're not.
You have to leave the nest, you do if you
end up back there, you end up back there, but
have to leave.
Speaker 2 (38:43):
Yeah, that's with anybody.
Speaker 4 (38:45):
Like travel experience, there's so much more outside of the
borders of like motherfuckers go to Vegas and be like, yeah,
I travel all the time. They go to San Diego. Yeah,
I'm always traveling. No, you're not. You drove down the
streets like.
Speaker 1 (39:00):
The fiance and I were recently talking about, like let's move.
Like I'm like, I'm ready to move to Ireland like
I would. I would move to Ireland. She's like, we
can move to not Mexico.
Speaker 4 (39:15):
If you say somewhere else. That's similar to a Latin.
Speaker 1 (39:20):
We were gonna make we had in Mexico. We had
a Mexico conversation, but this is a different conversation. That's
why I'm just blurring conversations.
Speaker 4 (39:26):
We're like, you're blurring races.
Speaker 2 (39:27):
I know, like let's go to Costa Rica. Like I'm
down to move to Ireland.
Speaker 1 (39:31):
Like it's no longer like oh, I'll move from the
east side to the north part of town. It's like no,
Like why don't we move to Nashville or move to Austin,
or like I'm down to move to Ireland.
Speaker 2 (39:42):
Like we did an awesome Ireland trip.
Speaker 4 (39:44):
I thought in Ireland, I thought we were talking about
moving out the country. So that like dead ass is
what people are doing now.
Speaker 2 (39:50):
Just move, just experience life. There's so many different cultures,
Like I'm down. My brother lived in Spain for like
three years.
Speaker 4 (39:56):
Like, yeah he did.
Speaker 2 (39:57):
Huh, just like experience life, like get away from the borders.
You gotta go, you gotta go experience life.
Speaker 4 (40:06):
See, I'm down to do that, but only if I
have someone to do it with. Yeah, Like I wouldn't
want to do it by myself, but if I had
someone who would be down to like move to a
different country with me, yeah, I'd be a little more
(40:27):
inclined to do it.
Speaker 1 (40:29):
Yeah, dude, I had a buddy who this is ballsy.
Like some people get h they get paranoids, not the word.
They get uncomfortable with the idea of like going to
a restaurant by themselves or going to the movies by themselves.
I got a buddy who left his job because his
job it was like a toxic environment. And he's like,
I saved enough money, I'm just gonna I'm just gonna
(40:52):
live for six months in different countries. And he went,
like to Australia, New Zealand.
Speaker 4 (40:57):
Yeah, how much money do you have to save up
to do shit like that?
Speaker 1 (41:01):
Because it sounds like it sounds like a lot. But
he he had a plan where he had friends. He
has friends who live in different places, so he would
crash with them or then get like a Airbnb or
like people were vacationing and he would meet up with them.
So I don't know all the logistics, but he did
plan it a lot where like he would stay with
certain friends along the way. But he's like, yeah, man,
(41:21):
I just got like hotels and hostiles and Airbnb's like hostiles. Yeah,
it's like I'm just gonna live a month in Italy.
Speaker 4 (41:28):
That's hard to stay in a hostel, yeah, because of
the movies.
Speaker 1 (41:32):
Yeah, but like and he just did it on his own,
Like he said, yeah, I'll be alone for like a
month or so, but then I'll meet a friend for
a couple of weeks. Then I'll be alone for a
month or so, but I'll go to a new country
and like some people can't go to a movie by themselves.
Speaker 4 (41:44):
I am really trying to encourage my son because I
know he doesn't want to go to college. H Well, actually,
you know what, I just figured my I just came
up with my own solution. I was gonna say, I'm
really trying to encourage him to want to go to college,
(42:05):
and I really want him to go to an HBCU,
but he doesn't like have the desire to even go
to college at all, and like, I agree to an
extent that, like, you really don't need college these days. Sure,
I feel like you don't. Sure it's cool to have
like degrees and have these certain like credentials or whatever,
(42:26):
depending on what kind of job you want to get
and what you want to go into. Sure you may
need degrees and things like that, but I don't know.
I feel like these days a lot of work and
getting into a workplace and then moving up within that workplace,
(42:46):
it's all like you just got to get in there
and you got to start working, and you got a network,
and you got to learn how to do it hands on,
and then you get to where you want to be.
I don't feel like you need college.
Speaker 2 (42:57):
For that, right, not in all situations.
Speaker 4 (43:00):
But I want him to go to college, and I
want him to go to an HBCU just because I
want him to experience like taking care of himself. I
want him to experience like that college life and have
those memories and have those experiences that like I never
got to have, and I think it would be fun
as fuck. And then we can go visit him anyways,
(43:22):
but he doesn't want to. But I really wanted him
to because I was like, yeah, then you know, he'll
be not living with me, and then I can travel
and like live my life and do all these things.
All these things that I'm having to hold back on
doing now because he lives with me and because he's
in school are things that I'm waiting to do when
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he goes to college. But then, as I was starting
to tell this story, I thought, well, when he's college aged,
he'll be old enough for me to just go do
what the fuck I want to do anyways ideally, so
then I was like, I guess that really doesn't matter,
but but yeah, I really want him.
Speaker 2 (43:57):
To, just like I think he needs that experience.
Speaker 4 (44:00):
Really wanted to experience moving out of the house and
having to like be an adult and having to take
care of this and take care of this, and.
Speaker 2 (44:09):
Yeah, you need that.
Speaker 4 (44:10):
Yeah that.
Speaker 1 (44:12):
Oh all right, let's wrap this up. Have Valentine's Day, everybody,
Thank you for following along.
Speaker 4 (44:17):
What are you doing tonight? By the way, what are
your plans Valentine's plans?
Speaker 2 (44:25):
Now? No, no, what it is now? It had different? Uh,
it evolved.
Speaker 4 (44:32):
Did you forget to make reserves?
Speaker 2 (44:33):
No?
Speaker 1 (44:34):
No, The plan was to go somewhere it's a it's yeah,
because it's Friday, Saturday, Sunday.
Speaker 2 (44:40):
We have Monday off.
Speaker 1 (44:42):
So like, all right, we were going to go to
either San Diego or Phoenix, or it's a third place,
san Diego, Phoenix, somewhere else. Well that's Phoenix, yeah, sorry,
San Diego, Scottsdale, somewhere else, or like Santa Barbara. I
think Santa Barbara the third place, and so we I
was excited. Weeks in advance. I'm like, hey, here's the
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flights if we leave Friday versus Saturday, if we come
back Monday versus Tuesday. So I send her list on
still in January, I send her a list. Hey, Scottsdale,
San Diego, Santa Barbara, here's the flights, here's the times.
Speaker 2 (45:21):
Tell me where you want to go. She didn't decide.
A week or so goes by.
Speaker 1 (45:26):
I'm like, hey, it's getting close, Like I gotta I
gotta make plans. Prices are going up where okay, I'll
look at them like, well you know what, and I'm like,
well the price went up a little bit.
Speaker 2 (45:35):
Just pick where you want to go? Nothing nothing.
Speaker 4 (45:38):
I'm like, uh, why do you maybe should you have
just picked.
Speaker 1 (45:42):
I would have, but she made it a point like
if it was just like, hey, I'm gonna surprise you
or hey I'm gonna pick that's one thing. But she's like,
I have specific wants and needs, like I want a
specific trip in mind.
Speaker 2 (45:54):
Like it was that's like, I'll do it.
Speaker 1 (45:57):
Just tell me where you want to go. Here's your
three options I have. I have all the flights, all
the times, the returns. Just temp let me know what
city you want to go do I'll do the rest.
Didn't do it, didn't do it, didn't do it, and
then it was like the week of I'm like, yo,
we could still do it. Prices went up, yeah, but.
Speaker 2 (46:15):
We could still do it. And she goes, no, I
think we missed the window. I'm like, yeah, we kind
of did.
Speaker 1 (46:20):
So so and I'm like, well, and if I knew
we were gonna stay in town, I would have made
reservations because I was on this in January.
Speaker 2 (46:26):
I was excited. I was on this in January. It's
gonna make reservations.
Speaker 1 (46:29):
So by the time we realized that we weren't going anywhere,
I'm like, all right, well, reservations are shot. So let
me call a couple of places like, hey, look, I
don't need the reservations, but I'm gonna do a pickup
like Ruth Chris Morton's like, let me do a pickup
and they go, no, Bro, like Valentine's Day, we're not
doing anything to go orders.
Speaker 2 (46:47):
I'm like, oh, okay, why don't you cook?
Speaker 1 (46:50):
So then I'm like, look, I'm going to I'll be
the Ruth Chris. I'm gonna I'm gonna cook with I'm
gonna cook for you like I'm doing. I'm doing steak.
Do you want steak and baked potato or do you
want steak free? Do you want lobster? Do you want shrimp?
And I gave her the whole menu. I'm like, I'm
doing this, I'll cook for you, and she goes all right, cool,
cool cool.
Speaker 2 (47:07):
So so yesterday I'm like, all right, I'm going to
the store. She goes, no, No, don't go to the store.
Let's watch TV. I'm like, what, Like, I need to
go to the store. And I had this whole menu
planned out, and so this morning I'm like, i gotta
go to the store this morning. Like you're making me
look bad. She goes, I'm gonna come with you. I'm
like cool. But then like she's kind of like, what's
the word not armshare quarterback, She's like she's steamrolling my menu.
Speaker 1 (47:29):
She goes, oh, do this instead, do this instead instead,
And I'm like, I just want you to be happy.
So it's fine, but you're taking like the the gift away.
Speaker 4 (47:38):
Like yeah, yeah, I'm you're excited, and yeah.
Speaker 2 (47:40):
She goes, how about this, how about this? Do this
instead this instead?
Speaker 1 (47:43):
I'm like, okay, fine, So to answer your question, finally,
I made cinnamon rolls this morning, like cinnamon pumpkin rolls
this morning.
Speaker 2 (47:50):
Cute, super cute? Uh?
Speaker 4 (47:52):
And why pumpkin?
Speaker 2 (47:54):
It was? It was I It was a mix.
Speaker 4 (47:56):
Make it like strawberry or something pink.
Speaker 2 (48:00):
Strawberries for dessert.
Speaker 1 (48:01):
And then so I'm making steak and lobster tonight for her.
And then this weekend, like we're just gonna clean the
house and do chores because we haven't been home for
like a month.
Speaker 2 (48:13):
Yeah, that's what we're doing. What are about you, guys?
Speaker 4 (48:16):
I too went to the store this morning.
Speaker 2 (48:18):
Yeah yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4 (48:20):
I bought my son a big tray of chocolate covered
strawberries and it's a heart shaped tray, which is both
of our favorites, so half of those are mine. I've
also bought it for myself. And then I bought him
like a little heart box chocolate, like just like a
small one because we have plenty of chocolates. And then
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I bought him a bag of takies okay, and I
got a box of macaroons, yes, because we love And
then I got I feel like I got him something
else that I can't remember, but I'm going to make
us red red wine braised short ribs with garlic mashies nice.
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And then I got some Broccolini's on the side and
a like fruit roll up like a fruit cheesecake for dessert.
Speaker 2 (49:16):
Are you trying a big nice job?
Speaker 4 (49:17):
Well, because it's also for me. I'm also doing it
for myself, and these are the things that I want.
But it's like a cheesecake with it has chocolate covered
strawberries on it, raspberries, blackberries. I think that's it, but
like it looked oh I think it has blueberries too.
It looked fucking fire. So I got that for us,
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all right. So it just we're so big back that
half of his Valentine's gifts are in the fridge, so
I couldn't make it like a cute setup for him
for when he got home from school. He would like see, like, oh,
how cute Valentine's Like half of it's in the fridge.
So I'm going to get home and get dinner started
and then put put his little try to make a
cute little Valentine displaying stuff. I had got him a
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balloon and a bear and stuff last year also and flowers. Huh,
but the flowers were actually for me. And then the
balloon was just like a waste of money, and then
the bear just got thrown in his room somewhere. He
still has it, but it's kind of like I don't.
Speaker 2 (50:16):
Want to keep yeah, for sure.
Speaker 4 (50:17):
Buying him fucking pink bears, you know.
Speaker 2 (50:20):
Yeah, but yeah, well look on the you may have
a professional baseball player as your Valentine next year.
Speaker 4 (50:30):
I don't want that.
Speaker 2 (50:31):
No, no, what if like there's a super like I'm like, yo, Lizette,
like this guy on the team. I think you guys
can get along. I have a man now I'll introduce you.
Oh oh you know that.
Speaker 4 (50:42):
So I don't know why reacting like that's a surprise.
Speaker 1 (50:45):
Oh breaking news today. All right, Thank you for following
us on Instagram at Strawberry and Lazette, you can follow
us individually.
Speaker 4 (50:54):
I'm at list that love l i z E t
t E l o v e E.
Speaker 2 (50:58):
She has a man, so fellas don't follow her period.
Speaker 1 (51:02):
I am at Strawberry Radio. We'll talk to you next time,
peace mate,
Episode fifty one of the Mexican Ginger Podcast. We talked
about pooping at work, bailing strangers out of jail, meeting
your younger self for coffee, and a whole lot more.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
All coming up next. It's podcast time.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
It's the Strawberry AND's that Mexican Ginger podcast.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
Not suitable for a younger audience.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
Welcome to the Mexican Ginger Podcast. It's Strawberry and Lazette.
This is uncensored, so it's not necessarily for the kids.
And uh, thank you for following us on social media
and for watching this on our YouTube page.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Today we are gonna celebrate. Ayay, I held this up
as the sheriff walked by. That's great, we are celebrating.
Speaker 4 (00:44):
Thank you. Oh what are we celebrating?
Speaker 2 (00:48):
Well, we signed our paperwork? Did you not sign your fapework?
Speaker 4 (00:51):
Whoop? Paperwork? Or contracts?
Speaker 2 (00:54):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (00:54):
Oh yeah, okay, we're celebrating. Okay, I haven't seen you
since That's why. Oh, because I was remote. I was
doing like all.
Speaker 4 (01:01):
Of the then, I was remote all week. Yeah, I
was what did what did we sign? That? That was
like so long ago?
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Was it long ago or not? For me? I was regardless, Yes, congratulations.
Speaker 4 (01:17):
Glued this ship shut, ain't it?
Speaker 2 (01:19):
And also I guess, I guess I can make this announcement.
Speaker 4 (01:23):
You're pregnant.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
I am not. However, I don't want to jinx this.
Speaker 4 (01:34):
So it's a.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
It's it's the worst kept secret in the building because
this building that we're in full of gossip queens.
Speaker 4 (01:44):
Right, Yes, we're working around a bunch of men, very
gossip queen is very gossipy, very very here.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
So you may have heard this. I was trying to not.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
Say it until, like I signed with them. I haven't
onboard with HR yet. That was supposed to happen this week.
It's gonna happen next week.
Speaker 4 (02:02):
I know what this is.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
Yeah, it's I'm gonna be the host for the athletics at.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
Sutterhealth Park.
Speaker 4 (02:09):
Congratulations.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
But it was supposed to like we agreed to terms
last week and I was supposed to on board this week.
But they're dealing with spring training. So I get an
email from them like, yo, Straw, we didn't forget about you,
but we're like going to Arizona, so HR will contact.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
You and dope, so fill out all your stuff next week.
Speaker 4 (02:29):
Not to make this about me.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
Okay, what perks.
Speaker 4 (02:33):
Can I get?
Speaker 2 (02:34):
Well, perks?
Speaker 4 (02:35):
Do you mean, Jelani get?
Speaker 2 (02:37):
How do you open this thing? Have you figured out
how to open this though?
Speaker 5 (02:39):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (02:40):
I didn't even try. I think it's just a twisty.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
I was a twisty. I want to do a pop.
Oh it is a twisty. No, oh, it's a twisty.
I wanted to pop anyway. I don't know. Chairs, chairs
to us, to us, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
Because again, I was supposed to talk to hr at
the athletics this week. It's going to be a next
week conversation as far as like passes hookup, we'll talk
about that. But uh yeah, it's give me great. I'm
gonna do for the athletics what I do for the
Seattle Kraken. And again it was supposed to be like
I didn't want to talk about it until I signed,
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but like five different people in the office came up
to me and said something. I'm like, well, dude, let
me tell Lazette first. And I didn't want to tell
you until I had it signed. But like so many
people are coming up to me, I'm like, all right, well,
the word has gotten out. The word's gotten out, and
I'm trying to like control it and contain it. But yeah,
happy early congratulations to me for that.
Speaker 4 (03:33):
So you are expecting a new baby. You are pregnant
a baseball baby. Yeah, you're pregnant with the entire A's team.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
But yeah, so that's gonna be fair.
Speaker 4 (03:45):
I walk in there and be like, I'm your new deadya. Wait,
so with you hosting games? Yeah, like you do in
Seattle and now you're gonna do it here with the
A's is there. I'm gonna assume, not like I think
I already know the answer to this question, but just
because I don't actually know how it works and what
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goes on behind the scenes, Like do you mingle with
the players at all?
Speaker 2 (04:11):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
I don't know how it's going to be with baseball
in hockey. I've met a couple of them, like we've
done interviews and stuff like that, like after the game interviews,
or like we'll bump into each other like in the
hallways and stuff like that. And the coach like, I'll
we'll we'll cross paths. As far as the A's, I
don't know. We may crosss paths, we may have to
like croths. Yeah, right, that's weird.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
We made to like.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
Shoot at Instagram video or some promos, you know, like, Hey,
I'm with so and so.
Speaker 4 (04:38):
Can you think you'll be able to get Stomper in here?
Speaker 3 (04:40):
Oh? Sure?
Speaker 4 (04:41):
Shit, that reminds me I was supposed to email that
or DMN that boy back about that interview the fighter.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
Oh was I supposed today you No?
Speaker 4 (04:50):
No, no, no, okay, it's not until March, I think. But
I told him like a week ago, like yeah, I'm
on air right now, message you later. We'll coordinating that dating. Okay,
remind me.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
Let me make an stopper. I could have brought Stomper
in anytime. I I know Stomper, you know, I do
know Stomper. I know Stomper. I know the soud O Sam.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
I don't know who that's Sam the forty nine or mascot.
Speaker 4 (05:13):
I should know who that is.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
I know Lucille. Unless Lucille has changed, I think I
still know Lucille.
Speaker 4 (05:20):
I want you to come.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
I'll find well I can't now because I'm a I'm.
Speaker 4 (05:24):
On you can bronto before you start, all right, but yeah,
that'd be dope to uh to get Stomper or somebody
in here.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (05:41):
And then yeah, also, I just want to know what
perks I get.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
Well, they just announced the a's organization, the Athletics just
announced it was there today yesterday that iHeart Sacramento is
going to carry KFBK is going to carry the the the.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
Games, right.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
They just announced that today. Again, it was something that
we knew internally, but things had to be signed.
Speaker 4 (05:59):
So we have a suite.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
I'm sure we have access. I'm sure we have access.
Speaker 4 (06:04):
These kind of perks and talking about.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
We're getting perks, ladies and gentlemen, we will be getting
perks you.
Speaker 4 (06:08):
So the kind of perks that that I want, and
then whatever kind of extra little perks can come through
you like a like a a tour, a locker room
tour or like I don't know, just any fun stuff
that I can like bring my son to.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
Yeah, okay, we'll do that. Yeah, it'll be fun.
Speaker 4 (06:30):
I want to do it for the Raiders too in Vegas.
Yeah okay, I feel like between us there's some connects.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
Yeah, we have a couple.
Speaker 4 (06:40):
Yeah, okay, just fun stuff like it'll be.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
Yeah, it'll be fun. It'll be fun doing the in
game hosting for the Athletics. That'll be great. Psyched for that.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
Okay, so podcast. I saw this. I saw this thing
on TikTok. I think it's a YouTube. These guys just
random guys, two or three guys. They just show up
to jails and they go, hey, we're just gonna bail
somebody out.
Speaker 4 (07:07):
I've seen that.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
And the people go like, who do you want to
bail out? They go, I don't know, we just like
randomly bail people out.
Speaker 4 (07:12):
I've seen these guys do it. Yeah, and they like
bail ten people out of jail. One time, like one
jail they bailed like ten fifteen.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
Pizza, ten fifteen people.
Speaker 4 (07:23):
Ten fifteen people out. This is good, by the way, Yeah,
it is good.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
This is delicious.
Speaker 4 (07:27):
I wish I had a strawberry.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
They'll bail people out of jail, like random people.
Speaker 4 (07:32):
And one of them was a mom and son duo
that was locked up together that got bailed out. They're like,
oh shit, what are you doing out here? And they're like,
these guys just build me out me too.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
Oh that's funny.
Speaker 4 (07:43):
Yeah, They're like, how funny.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
Yeah, they'll go to different they'll go to different jails
and do it. Because I even saw a video bail efter.
I even saw a video where they had to explained
to the person. Yeah, we're just gonna randomly bail people out,
like but we don't want to spend like twenty grand
Like who's got like a thousand dollars bail or a
fifteen So anyway, I saved that video because I was
gonna play that for you, and because of my algorithm,
(08:06):
because I watched that video, another video of some other
guys bailing people out of jail came up on my
algorithm today. That's the video I want to play for you.
These are different guys. Okay, let's let's let's go through
this process.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
We bailed you out.
Speaker 3 (08:21):
Thanks.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
What's your name, hated? Yeah, Christian, this is Christian.
Speaker 5 (08:28):
Thank you for the help.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
All right, So that the video starts where they are
in Like, Hayden and Christian are the ones that got
bailed out. Yeah, okay, no, Aiden, like the two guys
bailed one guy out. Okay, two guys bailed one guy out,
and that's the this that's where the video starts.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
They meet, they meet in the lobby, the police station
or whatever we tell me.
Speaker 4 (08:44):
He gets like robbed or something.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
No, no, no, So this kid comes out of jail.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
He's wearing like a Monster Energy hoodie, like white kid
like buzz haircut, Monster Energy hoodie if you get.
Speaker 4 (08:55):
A lifted truck.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
Maybe. But he looks like he's seventeen.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
Like this kid looks young, right, So they meet him
and then the video cuts to like they're outside. I
think they're at a bonfire or something like that, and
they tell the kid, hey, man, welcome back to freedom.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
We've got a hotel for you.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
We'll set you up like we just want to, like,
you know, welcome you back to freedom or whatever.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
So here's the bonfire.
Speaker 5 (09:16):
All. Don't say nothing about jail when you get to
the hotel. Also, please don't damage the room because it's
in my name. But if you do, I understand, I won't.
I'm a Diamond member.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
I kind of want to keep that status. So they
told him we got you for we got your hotel.
Speaker 4 (09:28):
See no, absolutely not no. I will never especially a
stranger that you just bailed out. You want to put
them in a room with everything under your name on
your card that these people doing this also must be.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
Kids, they're young. Do you uh, you have an idea
where this is going?
Speaker 4 (09:50):
We hate I think so, But let's go ahead and
let's go ahead and finish, all right.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
I think this is where they get a cell phone call.
Speaker 5 (09:56):
The next day that kid hate and apparently stole everything
out of the hotel room. I got him and then
ship on the floor, So I've got banned from the
hotel at the Hilton back to Maria.
Speaker 4 (10:07):
He stole everything and shit on the floor. That's fucking gross.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
Imagine just some strangers bail you out of jail for
whatever you did.
Speaker 2 (10:17):
I don't know what he did. That's how you repay
your second chance of life.
Speaker 4 (10:22):
Like it wasn't a second chance of life. He probably
was only like some of these people, what if they're
only doing like a week or something. It's probably like
petty charges, little things that like they really you know,
don't care.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
Like burglary. I'm gonna assume, but.
Speaker 4 (10:40):
You know what I mean, Like they're they're bailing out
people who I'm going to assume based off this kid.
They're bailing out people who like don't care or are
maybe getting locked up for like little It's not like
he was doing life, you know, where he's like, oh shit,
here's my second shot at life, and I'm gonna do
things right, Like he probably what if he was going
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to get out next month. Anyways.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
Yeah, good point, you know. All right, So here's the video.
Remember he stole everything and on the floor.
Speaker 5 (11:09):
I want to know what he stole. I had a
video clip. I wonder if we could get security footage.
Probably not security footage of him walking out of the hotel.
If he has like the TV, would look crazy.
Speaker 2 (11:17):
He's the other matchers.
Speaker 1 (11:19):
So they called the hotel to be like, all right,
tell us what happened the guy.
Speaker 5 (11:27):
And then everywhere that's crazy, what did I do wrong?
Speaker 1 (11:37):
So not only did they destroy like you know he
has this guy he saw he did was steal the TV.
Speaker 4 (11:42):
Steal a TV, and then there's ship everywhere.
Speaker 1 (11:44):
But now this guy, this YouTuber, he's on a list
where all right, this hotel will never rent to you
again because of what your guests did.
Speaker 4 (11:53):
Like sure, it's unfair, but if now he has this
reputation of this guy rents rooms and then lets other
people sleep in there, we're not going to rent to
him anymore.
Speaker 2 (12:04):
Yeah, and so I forget what part of this is
hold on?
Speaker 5 (12:07):
So he shit all over the floor and stole a
TV and some other things. I specifically asked him not
to steal anything. I'm gonna find that fucking TV I'm
bringing back myself.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
Yeah, there you go.
Speaker 4 (12:19):
What if? Like he really wasn't gonna steal nothing, and
then these guys were like, don't steal anything. And he's like,
good idea.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
Good idea.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
But I've seen the ones that I did save that
I was gonna play. It was I think it was
in New York and these dudes bailed this guy out
of jail.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
He's like, well, you, like, what's up, Like, we're just
bailing you out. He's like what.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
He's like, yeah, we bailed three other people out. Also,
I hang on and they get a party. They get
in a party and they drive around.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
And like one of them was I think some guy
like it was a heartfelt story.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
One guy also, he was crying. He's like, why'd you
bail me out? Like I'm homeless? I have nothing out
here like I have like it's freezing out here, I
have no food.
Speaker 2 (12:58):
Why did you bail me out? That's what he said.
He's like, take me back, and he's crying. I think
they're on the subway.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
He's crying and he's like, in there, I have food
in there, I have a place to sleep, like, yeah,
it's jail, but I have nothing on the street. And
he was like crying, like take me back. And it
was sad because they're hugging him. They're like, hey, man,
we got you, we got you.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
Like do you have kids? He's like yeah, And I
think they were gonna like reunite the guy with the kids.
But it was sad.
Speaker 4 (13:20):
It was sad because some people like do go to
jail for that reason, like especially if they are homeless
and they really ain't got nobody or nothing, like well
then let me, you know, get myself arrested so that
I can have a roof over my head and a
bed to sleep in and meals served, and like doctor
is there for me or like something, you know, yeah,
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when you're down that bad, when you're ja.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
It was either jadakiss or fifty cent. They said, uh,
I know dudes who go to jail just to get
their teeth fixed. Yeah, they had dentists in there, all right, Yeah,
so don't bail somebody out of jail. It's gonna poop
on a hotel room under your name.
Speaker 4 (13:59):
I saw a I think it was like a Reddit
post that was on Instagram, I think last night, and
it was this guy speaking of poop. It was this
guy that said that something about.
Speaker 2 (14:16):
I didn't meaning to ask you this all week go ahead.
Speaker 4 (14:20):
He was this guy who his wife went out got
super drunk, like shit face. He had to go pick
her up, and she was like stumbling and throwing up
and like couldn't walk herself. So he had to go
get her, brought her home and came home and put
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her to bed, went back outside and ship in the
front yard. Wait, who did the guy the husband, well,
who was drunk, the girl wife was drunk. The husband
goes outside and shit's like in front of the steps.
And then the next day was like, yeah, man, I
don't know, like you were throwing up everywhere. I had
(15:03):
to go get you. You came home and you shit
in the front yard. The neighbors saw and he was like,
she's had maybe one drink in the past four years
since that night.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
Yes, gas lidd gas litety.
Speaker 4 (15:20):
No, I wouldn't. I wouldn't even believe if that was me,
because I've been drunk plenty times, shit faced, throwing up,
blacked out. Not once have I shipped myself.
Speaker 2 (15:32):
I know. But how embarrassing she believes that she did
so she's like, oh my.
Speaker 4 (15:37):
She thinks she did it in the front yard for
the whole neighborhood to see.
Speaker 2 (15:40):
That guy's diabolical.
Speaker 4 (15:41):
Diabolical.
Speaker 2 (15:43):
That's how you do it, mental warfare. Okay, So.
Speaker 1 (15:47):
It's weird because we have so many people back in
the office now. We used to be like, because I
see one person, Well it's today. So girls, bathroom, You
guys are all stalls, right, Yes, So let's say you
walk in to the bathroom and some other females in
a stall, do they like make a noise so you
(16:09):
know they're there.
Speaker 2 (16:11):
Or is that just a guy thing? Only do they alert?
Speaker 4 (16:15):
No? But I do notice that when they're taking a shit,
they'll like cough or maybe like shuffle their feet a little.
Speaker 2 (16:29):
Bit to cover the noise or to let you know
that they're to.
Speaker 4 (16:33):
Kind I don't you know. I don't know. Because also
there's some girls. There's some girls that stay completely silent. Yeah, yeah,
and they don't move and.
Speaker 2 (16:42):
They just sit there, the respectful thing to do.
Speaker 4 (16:44):
And that's also how I know that they're taking a shit. Yeah,
and they're waiting for me to leave so they can finish. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (16:53):
So it's been happening a lot this week. I don't
know who it is, but like normally I'll go in
the back bathroom because we drink a lot of well
champagne today, but we drink a lot of like water
and soda and viving water during the show, so I'm
i stay hydrid. So I'm in an now the bathroom
all the time. There's been a lot of people in
there this week. Stalls are closed. And the thing with
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guys' bathrooms, at least here, when you walk in and
someone's in the stall when they hear somebody else come in,
they'll purposely like rattle the toilet paper dispenser, or they'll cough,
or they'll flush, they'll do something to let you know, hey, buddy,
I'm in here taking a dump.
Speaker 2 (17:35):
That was a little that just happened so casual.
Speaker 4 (17:38):
I want everyone to know that.
Speaker 2 (17:39):
Was not me so and it's been happening so much
to me this week.
Speaker 1 (17:44):
I walk in to go number one and someone's taking
a number two and they are full on like rustling
or whatever. I'm like, I wonder if girls do this too,
because girls is all girls is all.
Speaker 4 (17:57):
Wait, I'm taking a picture, we make sure it. Let
me take the filter off because you look beautiful.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
Oh thank you, I accidentally took the picture. Oh you
haven't trank it anything.
Speaker 3 (18:15):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (18:16):
Girls are all stalls, and I didn't know if you
guys did it. You you alert girls.
Speaker 4 (18:20):
Some girls do it too, other girls. Other girls just
don't make a noise. Yeah, but both ways, I know
they're and they're taking a ship for sure.
Speaker 2 (18:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (18:31):
Someone someone is like completely silent. I'm like, all right, man,
I'm just gonna pee, wash my hands and get out
of there. Like I'll let you go do your thing.
It's the respectful thing. Thanks for holding it.
Speaker 4 (18:39):
Have you ever opened the door and shut it but
didn't leave the bathroom?
Speaker 3 (18:45):
No?
Speaker 2 (18:46):
I did that today, though. You should. You should do that.
Speaker 4 (18:50):
And then once they're like, oh thank god, and they
start going be like, all right, man, we have a
good day.
Speaker 2 (18:55):
You know what I used to do.
Speaker 1 (18:56):
I used to get I had this, Uh, I had
this era like Taylor Swift had or era I had.
Speaker 4 (19:01):
Should I not post this on my public story or
do you not care? I don't care? Do you care?
Speaker 2 (19:06):
Let me see what it looks like.
Speaker 4 (19:07):
It doesn't look bad, but it should. We're just drinking
champagne in the studio.
Speaker 2 (19:10):
That's fine.
Speaker 1 (19:10):
Okay, I had this era and it was good, like
probably two years where if I would go to the bathroom,
I don't care if it was at the dorm, if
it was at the restaurant, if it was at work,
if it was at the movie theaters, or.
Speaker 2 (19:23):
You know whatever.
Speaker 1 (19:24):
If once I leave the bathroom, I turn the lights
off and there's dudes in there like leap taking a dump,
and now they're in pitch blackness, like it was the
funniest thing to me.
Speaker 2 (19:35):
I would do it.
Speaker 1 (19:36):
When we be at a business meeting or a business
lunch at a restaurant, I don't care. I click the
lights off.
Speaker 4 (19:42):
On purpose or heck yeah, I didn't know if it
was just like a habit.
Speaker 2 (19:46):
No, I would do it on purpose.
Speaker 1 (19:47):
And I think I'm going to start it here again
because I've been tempted so many times. I'm walking into
the bathroom here at the radio station. Someone's in the stall,
and I'm like, you know what'd be hilarious is if
and we have.
Speaker 2 (20:00):
A little switch here, a little switch on the wall.
Speaker 1 (20:02):
I'm like, I'm just gonna start cutting off the lights
again just to see what happens. But the thing is,
you got to run because They're like.
Speaker 4 (20:09):
Who's gonna come chase you? I don't know, why do
you have to run?
Speaker 1 (20:13):
So just between you and me, if you start hearing
rumors about somebody who was in the bathroom and someone
turned the lights off, I'm back.
Speaker 4 (20:19):
I don't think I'm gonna hear rumors. The other men might.
Speaker 2 (20:22):
Yeah, well I'm back. I think I'm doing it. I'm
gonna start next week. Remind me, okay, turn the lights off.
It's so funny to me. All right, go ahead.
Speaker 4 (20:30):
Yeah, my bathroom has a I have two different lights
in my bathroom. One of them is like a light
switch that you turn on. Another one is a button
that you press. They both turn on different lights, and
the button that you press is like a timer, so
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it will auto turn off after like fifteen minutes if
it doesn't detect any motion. And I've gotten so used
to just hitting that button that a lot of times
while I'm showering at night, and I've only hit that button,
the lights will just especially if I'm doing an everything shower,
I'm in there for like twenty thirty minutes, the light
(21:11):
will shut off and then I have to finish my
shower in the dark. I feel like I'm being like
bullied by my bathroom light. It'll just turn off and
then I'm like, oh, now to finish showering in the dark.
So it makes me so mad.
Speaker 1 (21:28):
Yo, I have something that may make you sad. I
get emotional when I hear these, So I don't know
if I.
Speaker 2 (21:37):
Want to play it. But well, do you have Do
you want to do Valentine's Thing before I do this?
Speaker 4 (21:42):
Or should I Valentine's thing?
Speaker 2 (21:43):
What you can do like a Valentine's.
Speaker 4 (21:44):
Oh my little story? Yeah, I already read it though, Okay,
I have another story.
Speaker 2 (21:50):
Okay, go for it.
Speaker 4 (21:51):
There's not much to it and it has nothing to
do with Valentine's. See, you know what piss me off.
I always will put anytime an interesting little story or
if there's something I want to talk about, you know,
I'll make little notes in my laptop on this what
is it like word pad or notes or notes or something.
Speaker 1 (22:09):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (22:11):
So I had at the bottom of like all my
show prep or whatever that changes every day. I had
a list of things specifically for the podcast. Well, the
other day I think I had to like restart my
computer or something, and so everything closed and it wasn't
saved so I lost that whole entire list. I think
(22:34):
I remember one of them had something to do with
the CIA. There's like some book that that come out
came out about that was written about the end of
the world and it was classified for a long time
and the CIA like just declassified it and it was
online or something like that. I can't remember exactly what
(22:57):
it was, but that's one of the things that I
had on there to talk about. Yeah, and then there
was something else. Can't remember what it was, but anyways,
I just saw this today. There's a kayaker who was
kayaking in Chili hm uh. I think it was like
him and his dad. He was kayaking and got swallowed
(23:22):
by a humpback.
Speaker 2 (23:22):
Whale Pinocchio style.
Speaker 4 (23:25):
Yes, that's the first thing I thought of too.
Speaker 2 (23:29):
He got swallowed.
Speaker 4 (23:30):
He got swallowed by a whale and then the whale
spit him out and it was all recorded on camera.
Speaker 2 (23:37):
Well, because that's how whales eat. They open their mouth
and they like they.
Speaker 4 (23:41):
Are they the ones with the straw teeth.
Speaker 2 (23:43):
I think, so that's blue whales.
Speaker 4 (23:45):
I think I know one of them got like straw
teeth that filters out. They like like take big bites
of water. And then they like push the water out
with their tongue through their teeth and then all like
the fish and stuff stay in. They stay in their teeth.
Thought it's like a strainer.
Speaker 2 (24:01):
Yeah, I thought that's how whales eat. They open their
mouth and they like go to the surface and whatever
fish they catch when they go to the surface, like
they got So was he purposely trying to eat this
kayaker or was he just caught up in like the
fish gulp? Do you know?
Speaker 4 (24:18):
I think it was an accident. He said that he
thought the whale approached him out of curiosity or was
trying to communicate. After being spit out, He thought it
was an orca that was going to kill him and
his dad.
Speaker 2 (24:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (24:34):
Killer whales are no joke, dude. They will f you up.
I thought humpbacks were nice though.
Speaker 4 (24:39):
That's why I think it was an accident. Hold on,
here's the video is on TMZ. Oh hell yeah, let
me see.
Speaker 2 (24:51):
Let me see with a mental note, don't go kayaking
in Chile anymore.
Speaker 4 (24:54):
Let me see what they're talking about. Don't go kayaking
at all.
Speaker 2 (24:57):
Actually I love kayaking. When we were in Seattle, I
used to go all the time.
Speaker 4 (25:00):
Okay, wait, is kayaking?
Speaker 5 (25:02):
Wait?
Speaker 4 (25:03):
Or is it canoeing? I saw canoeing is the one
where it's like all fully enclosed, right, and it's just
like your torso sticking out.
Speaker 2 (25:13):
No, canoeing is like Native American.
Speaker 4 (25:15):
Kayaking is the one where you're torso sticking out kind
of canoeing is Native American? Is racist?
Speaker 2 (25:20):
As funny the way, No, think of that.
Speaker 4 (25:23):
That's so racist.
Speaker 2 (25:24):
It's not racist.
Speaker 4 (25:25):
Let's think of that like, think of like when you
think of canoeing, think of Indians fishing. That's basically what
you said anyways, not what I said. So canoeing, wait, kayak? Wait?
Which one?
Speaker 2 (25:37):
I don't know if I'm gonna help you anymore?
Speaker 1 (25:38):
No, come on, So kayaking can be the self enclosed thing,
but also it also can be open. Well, anyway, kayaking,
I think you're talking about kayaking. This guy got he
was kayaking because.
Speaker 4 (25:53):
I was gonna say. I always thought, whichever one is
like the one that you're which is torso just sticking out?
Speaker 2 (26:01):
Yeah, kayaking?
Speaker 4 (26:02):
I always thought you was like sitting on your butt
and your legs were stretched out. I saw online like
a I don't know, like a diagram, a photo or whatever,
a drawing of how you sit in those boats.
Speaker 2 (26:19):
Uh huh.
Speaker 4 (26:21):
And I didn't know that they're like kneeling in those boats.
Speaker 2 (26:27):
And a kayak. No, you sit on your button, your
feet go in front of you. I used to kayak
all the time in Seattle.
Speaker 4 (26:36):
Maybe you were doing it wrong, not wrong.
Speaker 1 (26:38):
Because sometimes somebd even have pedals up front. You stick
your legs up front.
Speaker 4 (26:42):
Okay, so maybe different canoes though, but I'm talking about
the one with where it's like all clothes and your
torso just sticking out.
Speaker 2 (26:50):
That's a different type of kayaks.
Speaker 4 (26:51):
But I'm talking about that one specifically, specific that one specifically,
they're kneeling in it. I thought they sat down on
their butt and their legs was just straight out.
Speaker 5 (27:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (27:01):
Same, that's not how they sit in those boats.
Speaker 2 (27:04):
I didn't know that.
Speaker 4 (27:06):
Anyways. It would give me so much anxiety to be
in those boats and it flips upside down. Yeah, I
would be terrified. Yeah, I would die. I'm trying to
watch this whale video and it's not loading anyways. Okay,
you go next.
Speaker 2 (27:20):
All right, So have you heard of the Muffin Man? Yes,
so my muffin Man.
Speaker 1 (27:26):
So my fiance told me about this poem and then
this TikTok like trend. And then so she's in there
and like she she's I think she was driving at
the time, but she's getting all watery eyed like telling
me about it. I'm like, oh, it's a very emotional trend.
And then because my FBI man was listening on the
cell phone. A day later, this trend pops up on
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my TikTok. It's the you take your younger self out
to coffee?
Speaker 2 (27:52):
Have you heard of this thing?
Speaker 4 (27:54):
No? Okay?
Speaker 1 (27:55):
So I guess it started off as a poem because
I found the girl who wrote the original poem and
it's something about I took my younger self out to coffee,
and it's like, what would you tell yourself if you
met them at Starbucks for coffee day? Like was that
you're thirty years old, you meet the fifteen year old
version of you for coffee?
Speaker 2 (28:17):
What would you tell her? Like that type of thing?
Speaker 4 (28:20):
Right? Okay? Are you asking me?
Speaker 3 (28:21):
No?
Speaker 1 (28:22):
No, I'm just saying like that's I will ask you, Okay.
So that poem sparked a TikTok trend where people would
get on their phone and they'll they'll say like, hey,
I took I met my younger self for coffee, and
and they just start going through all this like trauma
they had and like oh she thought she thought this
this boy was like the end all be all, But
(28:43):
don't worry.
Speaker 2 (28:44):
He was bad for you. We're happily married now.
Speaker 1 (28:46):
Like I know you're stressing off this, but it gets better,
like this whole thing. So I have this video which
somebody did, and it's so emotional, like this whole trend
is emotional. But here's a great example of the I
met my younger self for coffee thing.
Speaker 3 (29:01):
I met my younger self for coffee. We were both
ten minutes late. She apologized profusely with a well rehearsed excuse.
I tell her it's okay, there's no rush.
Speaker 4 (29:10):
She ordered a.
Speaker 3 (29:10):
Black coffee with sweetener, and I ordered a vanilla latte.
She had a nose ring where I have a tiny scar.
She fiddled with her shirt to cling to her body
less after she sat down while I envied the body.
I consent, she's uncomfortable, and I want to tell her
she's beautiful and nothing about her needs to be different,
But I know she only believes people who tell her
she's not good enough. I tell her I'm tired because
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I wake up really early for work these days. She
says the dream job she's working toward would require her
to do the same, and tells me she's tired too,
from waiting up all night for a text from a boy.
She says, they're all the same. I tell her they're not.
She points at my feet out to my ring.
Speaker 4 (29:48):
It's just like Strawberry saying, here like this, bitch, spach.
Speaker 2 (29:53):
Like I get it, because when you're young, you.
Speaker 4 (29:56):
Also waiting up late at night for a text from
that boy.
Speaker 2 (29:59):
No, but you know how many girls like you little
crushes on them and they break your heart.
Speaker 4 (30:02):
And here, yeah, it's exactly like the one she wants. Someday.
Speaker 3 (30:06):
I ask if she'd like to try it on, and
it fixed her perfectly. We have the same hands, even
though we're different people. It's strange till that works. She
tells me she loves driving around aimlessly for hours on
end because she can't stand being a home alone with
her thoughts. I tell her I've grown out of going
for drives because I can't get home fast enough these days.
I love what waits for me there. As we leave
(30:26):
the coffee shop. She likes a cigarette and asks if
I'd like one. I would, but I decline. I tell
her I don't smoke anymore. We have goodbye, and I
struggle to let go. She doesn't because she doesn't know
me at all. But I know her so well and
I miss her all the time. I hope we meet
again for coffee someday.
Speaker 2 (30:43):
So that's the trend, like you talk about.
Speaker 4 (30:45):
Isn't that sad?
Speaker 2 (30:46):
What it would be like if you meet your younger self?
Speaker 4 (30:51):
I mean, I get it, and it was it was
like deep, yes, but I wasn't sitting here getting ready
to cry.
Speaker 2 (31:00):
Yeah, but you meet your younger self and she's gonna
be pregnant, and you're like, oh my goodness, like you
have no idea, what's up?
Speaker 4 (31:07):
No, she wouldn't be pregnant.
Speaker 3 (31:09):
She could.
Speaker 2 (31:09):
Let's say you meet the nineteen year old lazette.
Speaker 4 (31:12):
Okay, but they're talking about fifteen Okay, fifteen sixteen.
Speaker 1 (31:15):
You're kicked out of how many schools at this point
when you're fifteen one? Okay, but you're now you're thirty, single, mom, successful,
you got your you have a well established career in radio.
Speaker 2 (31:28):
You're living on your own. We've got a family who
loves you.
Speaker 4 (31:31):
I would tell my younger self to like keep it up,
keep it up, bitch, keep at it.
Speaker 1 (31:38):
Keep it what like, like keep up the thought, the
thought behavior, the ratchet behavior.
Speaker 4 (31:44):
No, I wasn't even a hoe when I was sick.
I was a virgin still when I was fifteen sixteen.
Speaker 2 (31:49):
Okay, what do you mean? You know, I'm just saying, like,
keep what up? Keep what up?
Speaker 1 (31:53):
Like it gets better type of keep it up, or
like keep partying. You already kicked out of one school,
you got three.
Speaker 4 (31:59):
More to go. No, but at that time I was nursing.
School wasn't even a thought yet. But I was already
getting into radio.
Speaker 2 (32:10):
At fifteen sixteen.
Speaker 4 (32:11):
Yeah, that one was me.
Speaker 2 (32:16):
This is good, Champagne. I'm impressed.
Speaker 4 (32:20):
But yeah, like, of course everyone goes through shit. But
and you know, when I was younger and pregnant or
like a young mom or whatever, like, no, it wasn't easy.
And like sure I've endured relationship trauma and like young
single motherhood trauma or whatever else. But I don't know,
I'm like a firm believer in I don't know if
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you would call this, I don't I don't know if
you call it like the butterfly effect. But I'm a
firm believer in like everything happens for a reason, and
had I not gone through all those things and did
all those things, I would not be where I am now,
and like, I'm happy where I am now. So I
wouldn't go meet my younger self and be like, do
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this different or don't do this or you know what
I mean, because then because then what if I don't
end up where I am now? Yeah, So I wouldn't
meet my younger self and tell them, like, stay away
from this boy and don't move here, and don't take this.
Speaker 2 (33:21):
Job or go to the Selena's motel on Christmas Eve.
Speaker 3 (33:27):
Do it.
Speaker 4 (33:29):
There's going to be a bottle of moscato, drink the
whole thing. I think everything I've been through has made
me funny as fuck, and honestly, I like, I don't
think it was that bad, Like people go through worst shit,
you know. I think everything I've been through has like
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everyone's also experienced it, except for like being homeless with
a baby.
Speaker 2 (33:54):
But oh yikes, there's that.
Speaker 4 (33:59):
But look where I now.
Speaker 1 (34:00):
Yeah right, yeah, It's just you know, when you're young,
like everything that you think is the end of the world.
You know, it's like, oh my god, like, don't worry
about it, calm down, you'll be relaxed.
Speaker 2 (34:12):
Yeah, you'll be fine. You brought up Chile, Chile.
Speaker 1 (34:19):
The Kayaker, the place, and this is the guy I
went to school with, somebody named I don't want to
say his last name. His name is Ben and he
was from Chile. And obviously the time you're like, where's that?
Speaker 2 (34:33):
Like is that really? Like where's Chili? You don't know
much geography when you're young. You're chile in yeah, chilean
and so.
Speaker 1 (34:41):
But obviously we lost touch because we were like in
elementary school. I don't even know if he went to
my high school, but we were.
Speaker 4 (34:46):
Isn't it funny of the things you remember from elementary
school and the people you remember.
Speaker 2 (34:50):
Yeah, like where is this guy?
Speaker 4 (34:52):
Remember to tell you about? Like the two people that
I remember?
Speaker 2 (34:55):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (34:56):
I speaking of which I got invited to like some
high school union. But since I don't check my Facebook ever,
like I didn't realize that I got invited.
Speaker 2 (35:06):
I think it was over the holidays. I think it
was like December November.
Speaker 1 (35:09):
Would you have gone, I would have gone. I would
have gone just to be able, just to catch up
with some people, like the guy who nicknamed me Strawberry,
Like I tell his story all the time.
Speaker 2 (35:26):
I talk about him all the time, so it'd be good.
Speaker 4 (35:28):
To see him again, see I.
Speaker 2 (35:30):
But I didn't have a lot of tight friends from
high school.
Speaker 4 (35:33):
I didn't have a lot of friends either. And the
only person that I hung out with every day, Yeah,
and who was my best friend was a year younger
than me. Like, I wasn't friends with anybody in my grade. Yeah,
so I wouldn't go. I actually I was going to
(35:53):
go to I've only had like one reunion so far.
It was the ten year and I got invited. But
that was also the same weekends that my family we
were me and my sisters and my mom were taking
all the kids to like Disneyland or something. So I
ended up not going to the reunion. Now, I don't
think I would go unless I had somebody to go with,
(36:13):
because then I wouldn't have anyone to hang out with
or talk to. Like I want to go with somebody
who I can like we can sit in the back
and talk shit about everybody, you know what I mean.
But yeah, if I went to a reunion, I'm not
I'm not sure who I would even like remember or
know or like, who would want to sit there and
hang out with me all night when everyone had their
(36:35):
own friends group? Friends groups? Am I saying this right?
Speaker 2 (36:39):
Friend groups?
Speaker 5 (36:39):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (36:40):
It's god damn Champagne. Did you finish yours? Finish one's
give me hot it's giving me hot flash.
Speaker 2 (36:46):
I'm a little warm.
Speaker 1 (36:49):
I I admire the people on a second because I
just watched this murder mystery last night.
Speaker 4 (36:56):
Sorry, still watching Severance Fine thirty.
Speaker 1 (37:02):
I admire the people that that did like you had
tight high school friends, like I had high school friends,
but after we went to college, like if you didn't
go to my college, or like I went to Danza.
Speaker 2 (37:13):
So I went to Footell.
Speaker 1 (37:14):
Sorry if you didn't go to my JC or my university,
like we just lost touch. I made other friends, right, Yeah,
I know. So it's like I admire the people that
keep their that circle, if you keep that circle, or
the high school sweethearts that end up getting married, like
I just watched a murder some murder.
Speaker 2 (37:29):
Mystery last night, some documentary, a real crime, like.
Speaker 4 (37:32):
I don't feel like they like are happy though.
Speaker 2 (37:36):
You didn't live, right, you didn't live We go through
everything with the same.
Speaker 4 (37:39):
Person, because I'm like, Okay, be fucking for real, you
were not the same person you are now then you
were when you were seventeen when you met this person. Yeah,
there's like it's in retrospect, like it sounds cute, like
all high school sweethearts and they're still married and they're
(37:59):
still together and they have kids and they like bought
a house and got married, and I'll like, sure, it
sounds like, oh, that's the dream. But like if I
was still with the motherfucker that I was dating when
I was seventeen, yeah, I miserable, right right right, I
would be miserable.
Speaker 2 (38:18):
Yeah yeah, and I'd.
Speaker 4 (38:20):
Probably still be stuck in Selena's.
Speaker 2 (38:22):
Probably that's what happens out there.
Speaker 4 (38:26):
Nothing like there's there's really people who don't leave their
hometown and think that they're like living life. You're not.
You have to leave the nest, you do if you
end up back there, you end up back there, but
have to leave.
Speaker 2 (38:43):
Yeah, that's with anybody.
Speaker 4 (38:45):
Like travel experience, there's so much more outside of the
borders of like motherfuckers go to Vegas and be like, yeah,
I travel all the time. They go to San Diego. Yeah,
I'm always traveling. No, you're not. You drove down the
streets like.
Speaker 1 (39:00):
The fiance and I were recently talking about, like let's move.
Like I'm like, I'm ready to move to Ireland like
I would. I would move to Ireland. She's like, we
can move to not Mexico.
Speaker 4 (39:15):
If you say somewhere else. That's similar to a Latin.
Speaker 1 (39:20):
We were gonna make we had in Mexico. We had
a Mexico conversation, but this is a different conversation. That's
why I'm just blurring conversations.
Speaker 4 (39:26):
We're like, you're blurring races.
Speaker 2 (39:27):
I know, like let's go to Costa Rica. Like I'm
down to move to Ireland.
Speaker 1 (39:31):
Like it's no longer like oh, I'll move from the
east side to the north part of town. It's like no,
Like why don't we move to Nashville or move to Austin,
or like I'm down to move to Ireland.
Speaker 2 (39:42):
Like we did an awesome Ireland trip.
Speaker 4 (39:44):
I thought in Ireland, I thought we were talking about
moving out the country. So that like dead ass is
what people are doing now.
Speaker 2 (39:50):
Just move, just experience life. There's so many different cultures,
Like I'm down. My brother lived in Spain for like
three years.
Speaker 4 (39:56):
Like, yeah he did.
Speaker 2 (39:57):
Huh, just like experience life, like get away from the borders.
You gotta go, you gotta go experience life.
Speaker 4 (40:06):
See, I'm down to do that, but only if I
have someone to do it with. Yeah, Like I wouldn't
want to do it by myself, but if I had
someone who would be down to like move to a
different country with me, yeah, I'd be a little more
(40:27):
inclined to do it.
Speaker 1 (40:29):
Yeah, dude, I had a buddy who this is ballsy.
Like some people get h they get paranoids, not the word.
They get uncomfortable with the idea of like going to
a restaurant by themselves or going to the movies by themselves.
I got a buddy who left his job because his
job it was like a toxic environment. And he's like,
I saved enough money, I'm just gonna I'm just gonna
(40:52):
live for six months in different countries. And he went,
like to Australia, New Zealand.
Speaker 4 (40:57):
Yeah, how much money do you have to save up
to do shit like that?
Speaker 1 (41:01):
Because it sounds like it sounds like a lot. But
he he had a plan where he had friends. He
has friends who live in different places, so he would
crash with them or then get like a Airbnb or
like people were vacationing and he would meet up with them.
So I don't know all the logistics, but he did
plan it a lot where like he would stay with
certain friends along the way. But he's like, yeah, man,
(41:21):
I just got like hotels and hostiles and Airbnb's like hostiles. Yeah,
it's like I'm just gonna live a month in Italy.
Speaker 4 (41:28):
That's hard to stay in a hostel, yeah, because of
the movies.
Speaker 1 (41:32):
Yeah, but like and he just did it on his own,
Like he said, yeah, I'll be alone for like a
month or so, but then I'll meet a friend for
a couple of weeks. Then I'll be alone for a
month or so, but I'll go to a new country
and like some people can't go to a movie by themselves.
Speaker 4 (41:44):
I am really trying to encourage my son because I
know he doesn't want to go to college. H Well, actually,
you know what, I just figured my I just came
up with my own solution. I was gonna say, I'm
really trying to encourage him to want to go to college,
(42:05):
and I really want him to go to an HBCU,
but he doesn't like have the desire to even go
to college at all, and like, I agree to an
extent that, like, you really don't need college these days. Sure,
I feel like you don't. Sure it's cool to have
like degrees and have these certain like credentials or whatever,
(42:26):
depending on what kind of job you want to get
and what you want to go into. Sure you may
need degrees and things like that, but I don't know.
I feel like these days a lot of work and
getting into a workplace and then moving up within that workplace,
(42:46):
it's all like you just got to get in there
and you got to start working, and you got a network,
and you got to learn how to do it hands on,
and then you get to where you want to be.
I don't feel like you need college.
Speaker 2 (42:57):
For that, right, not in all situations.
Speaker 4 (43:00):
But I want him to go to college, and I
want him to go to an HBCU just because I
want him to experience like taking care of himself. I
want him to experience like that college life and have
those memories and have those experiences that like I never
got to have, and I think it would be fun
as fuck. And then we can go visit him anyways,
(43:22):
but he doesn't want to. But I really wanted him
to because I was like, yeah, then you know, he'll
be not living with me, and then I can travel
and like live my life and do all these things.
All these things that I'm having to hold back on
doing now because he lives with me and because he's
in school are things that I'm waiting to do when
(43:42):
he goes to college. But then, as I was starting
to tell this story, I thought, well, when he's college aged,
he'll be old enough for me to just go do
what the fuck I want to do anyways ideally, so
then I was like, I guess that really doesn't matter,
but but yeah, I really want him.
Speaker 2 (43:57):
To, just like I think he needs that experience.
Speaker 4 (44:00):
Really wanted to experience moving out of the house and
having to like be an adult and having to take
care of this and take care of this, and.
Speaker 2 (44:09):
Yeah, you need that.
Speaker 4 (44:10):
Yeah that.
Speaker 1 (44:12):
Oh all right, let's wrap this up. Have Valentine's Day, everybody,
Thank you for following along.
Speaker 4 (44:17):
What are you doing tonight? By the way, what are
your plans Valentine's plans?
Speaker 2 (44:25):
Now? No, no, what it is now? It had different? Uh,
it evolved.
Speaker 4 (44:32):
Did you forget to make reserves?
Speaker 2 (44:33):
No?
Speaker 1 (44:34):
No, The plan was to go somewhere it's a it's yeah,
because it's Friday, Saturday, Sunday.
Speaker 2 (44:40):
We have Monday off.
Speaker 1 (44:42):
So like, all right, we were going to go to
either San Diego or Phoenix, or it's a third place,
san Diego, Phoenix, somewhere else. Well that's Phoenix, yeah, sorry,
San Diego, Scottsdale, somewhere else, or like Santa Barbara. I
think Santa Barbara the third place, and so we I
was excited. Weeks in advance. I'm like, hey, here's the
(45:05):
flights if we leave Friday versus Saturday, if we come
back Monday versus Tuesday. So I send her list on
still in January, I send her a list. Hey, Scottsdale,
San Diego, Santa Barbara, here's the flights, here's the times.
Speaker 2 (45:21):
Tell me where you want to go. She didn't decide.
A week or so goes by.
Speaker 1 (45:26):
I'm like, hey, it's getting close, Like I gotta I
gotta make plans. Prices are going up where okay, I'll
look at them like, well you know what, and I'm like,
well the price went up a little bit.
Speaker 2 (45:35):
Just pick where you want to go? Nothing nothing.
Speaker 4 (45:38):
I'm like, uh, why do you maybe should you have
just picked.
Speaker 1 (45:42):
I would have, but she made it a point like
if it was just like, hey, I'm gonna surprise you
or hey I'm gonna pick that's one thing. But she's like,
I have specific wants and needs, like I want a
specific trip in mind.
Speaker 2 (45:54):
Like it was that's like, I'll do it.
Speaker 1 (45:57):
Just tell me where you want to go. Here's your
three options I have. I have all the flights, all
the times, the returns. Just temp let me know what
city you want to go do I'll do the rest.
Didn't do it, didn't do it, didn't do it, and
then it was like the week of I'm like, yo,
we could still do it. Prices went up, yeah, but.
Speaker 2 (46:15):
We could still do it. And she goes, no, I
think we missed the window. I'm like, yeah, we kind
of did.
Speaker 1 (46:20):
So so and I'm like, well, and if I knew
we were gonna stay in town, I would have made
reservations because I was on this in January.
Speaker 2 (46:26):
I was excited. I was on this in January. It's
gonna make reservations.
Speaker 1 (46:29):
So by the time we realized that we weren't going anywhere,
I'm like, all right, well, reservations are shot. So let
me call a couple of places like, hey, look, I
don't need the reservations, but I'm gonna do a pickup
like Ruth Chris Morton's like, let me do a pickup
and they go, no, Bro, like Valentine's Day, we're not
doing anything to go orders.
Speaker 2 (46:47):
I'm like, oh, okay, why don't you cook?
Speaker 1 (46:50):
So then I'm like, look, I'm going to I'll be
the Ruth Chris. I'm gonna I'm gonna cook with I'm
gonna cook for you like I'm doing. I'm doing steak.
Do you want steak and baked potato or do you
want steak free? Do you want lobster? Do you want shrimp?
And I gave her the whole menu. I'm like, I'm
doing this, I'll cook for you, and she goes all right, cool,
cool cool.
Speaker 2 (47:07):
So so yesterday I'm like, all right, I'm going to
the store. She goes, no, No, don't go to the store.
Let's watch TV. I'm like, what, Like, I need to
go to the store. And I had this whole menu
planned out, and so this morning I'm like, i gotta
go to the store this morning. Like you're making me
look bad. She goes, I'm gonna come with you. I'm
like cool. But then like she's kind of like, what's
the word not armshare quarterback, She's like she's steamrolling my menu.
Speaker 1 (47:29):
She goes, oh, do this instead, do this instead instead,
And I'm like, I just want you to be happy.
So it's fine, but you're taking like the the gift away.
Speaker 4 (47:38):
Like yeah, yeah, I'm you're excited, and yeah.
Speaker 2 (47:40):
She goes, how about this, how about this? Do this
instead this instead?
Speaker 1 (47:43):
I'm like, okay, fine, So to answer your question, finally,
I made cinnamon rolls this morning, like cinnamon pumpkin rolls
this morning.
Speaker 2 (47:50):
Cute, super cute? Uh?
Speaker 4 (47:52):
And why pumpkin?
Speaker 2 (47:54):
It was? It was I It was a mix.
Speaker 4 (47:56):
Make it like strawberry or something pink.
Speaker 2 (48:00):
Strawberries for dessert.
Speaker 1 (48:01):
And then so I'm making steak and lobster tonight for her.
And then this weekend, like we're just gonna clean the
house and do chores because we haven't been home for
like a month.
Speaker 2 (48:13):
Yeah, that's what we're doing. What are about you, guys?
Speaker 4 (48:16):
I too went to the store this morning.
Speaker 2 (48:18):
Yeah yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4 (48:20):
I bought my son a big tray of chocolate covered
strawberries and it's a heart shaped tray, which is both
of our favorites, so half of those are mine. I've
also bought it for myself. And then I bought him
like a little heart box chocolate, like just like a
small one because we have plenty of chocolates. And then
(48:40):
I bought him a bag of takies okay, and I
got a box of macaroons, yes, because we love And
then I got I feel like I got him something
else that I can't remember, but I'm going to make
us red red wine braised short ribs with garlic mashies nice.
(49:00):
And then I got some Broccolini's on the side and
a like fruit roll up like a fruit cheesecake for dessert.
Speaker 2 (49:16):
Are you trying a big nice job?
Speaker 4 (49:17):
Well, because it's also for me. I'm also doing it
for myself, and these are the things that I want.
But it's like a cheesecake with it has chocolate covered
strawberries on it, raspberries, blackberries. I think that's it, but
like it looked oh I think it has blueberries too.
It looked fucking fire. So I got that for us,
(49:39):
all right. So it just we're so big back that
half of his Valentine's gifts are in the fridge, so
I couldn't make it like a cute setup for him
for when he got home from school. He would like see, like, oh,
how cute Valentine's Like half of it's in the fridge.
So I'm going to get home and get dinner started
and then put put his little try to make a
cute little Valentine displaying stuff. I had got him a
(50:02):
balloon and a bear and stuff last year also and flowers. Huh,
but the flowers were actually for me. And then the
balloon was just like a waste of money, and then
the bear just got thrown in his room somewhere. He
still has it, but it's kind of like I don't.
Speaker 2 (50:16):
Want to keep yeah, for sure.
Speaker 4 (50:17):
Buying him fucking pink bears, you know.
Speaker 2 (50:20):
Yeah, but yeah, well look on the you may have
a professional baseball player as your Valentine next year.
Speaker 4 (50:30):
I don't want that.
Speaker 2 (50:31):
No, no, what if like there's a super like I'm like, yo, Lizette,
like this guy on the team. I think you guys
can get along. I have a man now I'll introduce you.
Oh oh you know that.
Speaker 4 (50:42):
So I don't know why reacting like that's a surprise.
Speaker 1 (50:45):
Oh breaking news today. All right, Thank you for following
us on Instagram at Strawberry and Lazette, you can follow
us individually.
Speaker 4 (50:54):
I'm at list that love l i z E t
t E l o v e E.
Speaker 2 (50:58):
She has a man, so fellas don't follow her period.
Speaker 1 (51:02):
I am at Strawberry Radio. We'll talk to you next time,
peace mate,
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