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Speaker 1 (00:00):
On episode fifty seven of The Mexican Ginger Podcast, we
talked about the divorce ranches in Reno, Lazette sending love
letters to inmates in jail, the incredible dating history of
Tiger Wood's new girlfriend, and a whole lot more all
coming up next. It's podcast time.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
It's the Strawberry AND's that Mexican Ginger podcast? Not suitable
for a younger audience?
Speaker 1 (00:23):
Was that starting the podcast with some asmr handlution? Okay,
that's enough.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
Take that.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
Give me that. Now I handsme like onions.
Speaker 4 (00:38):
Shake it up.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
I did high five? All right, The Mexican Ginger Podcast.
It's coconut No, I had onions in my sandwich.
Speaker 4 (00:46):
Ew the Why didn't you touch me?
Speaker 1 (00:47):
He told me to. It's on camera. You told me
to do it twice. Anyway, it's the Mexican Ginger Podcast.
Not intended for younger audiences. Tiger Woods and Vanessa Trump.
I didn't know who Vanessa Trump was until Tiger Wood
announced that he's dating her. She is the ex wife
of Donald Trump Junior, who now Donald Trump Junior is
(01:10):
with the ex of Gavin Newsom. Did I tell you that?
Or did did you know that?
Speaker 4 (01:16):
Politicians get around as much as the people in Hollywood.
It's like they all just date each other.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
Yeah, I think I got that right. So anyway, I
need to say that this is alleged, like we didn't
look into the facts on this one, but I pulled
this guy's TikTok because he came up on my algorithm
and he kind of broke down Vanessa Trump's like dating history.
Speaker 4 (01:35):
Huh So Gavin Newsom is single?
Speaker 1 (01:39):
Is he single now? I don't know, but he was dating.
Speaker 4 (01:42):
I was gonna say, he looks like the type do
you think.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
Well, he was also dating some a girl who was
starring in like CSI or Law and Order or something like.
He when he was in San Francisco, he was like
the player, like he had crazy crazy. He looks like
the type of good resume. He had a good resume.
Speaker 4 (02:05):
It's weird because I feel like as some as a
politician and someone who has eyes on them, like you
have to have a wife and kids, and you have
to have been married for like twenty years.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
I don't know if he's single now. You may have
a point. Oh, Kimberly, Who's Kimberly? This says of the
women Gavin Newsom dated before and after Kimberly Kimberly, Goyle Foyle.
That can't be her name, can you see? I don't
pay attention to politics at all.
Speaker 4 (02:37):
Only Goyle foil. That doesn't sound right.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
He had an affair with I don't even know any
of these people, Ruby Rippery, Jibbini Again, I probably didn't
pronounce that right. The frigts floating Sophia Milos, That's who
it was. He rebounded from his marriage with actress Sophia Milos.
Speaker 4 (02:54):
She was in you know who that is?
Speaker 1 (02:56):
CSI Miami.
Speaker 4 (02:57):
Didn't watch that?
Speaker 3 (02:58):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (02:58):
Any huge crush on her? Cow whoa relux and Jennifer
Sebowl There you go and knew some anyway? What was
I saying?
Speaker 4 (03:07):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (03:07):
So this guy's TikTok about who Vanessa Trump dated again,
this is from him. I haven't researched, but here he goes.
Speaker 5 (03:14):
Eigerwoods announced today that he is dating Donald Trump Junior's
ex wife, and the craziest part of this entire story
is finding out that Vanessa Trump's dating history is absolutely insane.
Like being married to Donald Trump Junior is like the
most normal part of her dating history.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
Imagine that being a former you know that's that's the
most normal part about her whole history.
Speaker 4 (03:35):
Will be the judge of that.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
Okay, look good. Let's start when she was in high school.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
First starters.
Speaker 5 (03:40):
When she was in high school, she dated a gang
member of the Latin Kings, and when he went to jail.
Speaker 4 (03:45):
Bitch, who has it?
Speaker 1 (03:46):
But when this guy went to jail, what did she do?
Speaker 3 (03:49):
She kept dating him and wrote him this love letter.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
And then on the TikTok he showed a screenshot.
Speaker 4 (03:54):
Only white people will hear that and be like, oh
my gosh.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
Well not just ad he say gang leader? Just a
gang member, he said, a gang member.
Speaker 4 (04:02):
I think, all right, my eighteen still like who who
hasn't dated someone in jail me? It's very normal where
I'm from.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
Because that's Salinas is showing right now. Here we go.
Here's her letter to him behind bars my eighteenth.
Speaker 5 (04:18):
Birthday, you'll be back in my arms, my prom and
I want to get pregnant.
Speaker 3 (04:22):
And have a baby with you after January.
Speaker 5 (04:24):
I want to get pregnant so the baby is born
after I graduate, since it takes nine months.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
So she's a high school student, planning, planning her.
Speaker 4 (04:34):
That's just that puppy love like, yeah, I get that's embarrassing.
It's very embarrassing to have that be read when after
you've already grown up, you're in your thirties and forties,
And like, who wants someone to go down a list
of their exes, especially the ones from high school? Yeah,
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for sure, nobody wants to talk about that.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
Love letters you wrote or passed in class. Like like, what
if if the.
Speaker 4 (05:01):
Letters that I wrote to my boyfriend at the time
when he was in jail, Yeah, like got read aloud.
I don't remember what they said. I'm sure it'd be mortified.
I'm sure it'd be like, ill, that's so disgusting, Like,
oh god, I'm cringing right now.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
Like I would love for him to send those to us.
We can read them on the podcast.
Speaker 4 (05:20):
They probably got confiscated.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
Oh they are naughty letters.
Speaker 4 (05:24):
No, I don't think so. I don't know why would
he have them.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (05:27):
I know why he doesn't have them.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
I'd love to hear your jail letters. Why why would
he have them? Because he can't let go a No.
Speaker 4 (05:37):
First of all, he's not Mexican. Second of all, he's
kind of like on the streets now, so pretty sure
he doesn't have them anymore?
Speaker 1 (05:44):
Gotcha?
Speaker 2 (05:45):
All right?
Speaker 1 (05:45):
So after she dated the Latin king, rumored what else
was her dating history?
Speaker 5 (05:51):
After that, she alleged, we dated Leonardo DiCaprio and infamously
said that she would be the woman to make him monogamous.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
I didn't know that she dated Leonardo DiCaprio.
Speaker 4 (06:00):
Oh, I don't know either. She must have got too
old for him.
Speaker 3 (06:03):
And then she turned twenty five.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
Yep, exactly what he said. How did I know? How'd
you know? All right? Keep going.
Speaker 5 (06:11):
That was followed up by dating Saudi Prince Khalid bin Bandhar.
Speaker 3 (06:15):
The relationship ended in two thousand and one when Khalid
bin Bandhar.
Speaker 5 (06:19):
Left the US after his Saudi ambassador father was suspected
of having indirect ties to individuals linked with the Al
Qaeda hijackers.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
Like what, okay? So did you get that? She was
again alleged to have dated this Saudi prince whose dad
had ties to the nine to eleven hijackers. Allegedly, all
this is a legend is from this guy's TikTok, but
it was true.
Speaker 4 (06:45):
It's crazy, crazy associate with That's so we start with
a gang member, then we go to Leonardo DiCaprio, and
then we jumped to the Saudi prince whose dad may
have had a hand in nine to eleven.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
And then after that and.
Speaker 5 (06:56):
She got married to Donald Trump Junior and divorced from
Donald Trump Junior, and now she's dating the goat.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
What a what a run dating Tiger Woods.
Speaker 4 (07:06):
That is quite an impressive lineup.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
So if you are her, let's just say, let's let's
hype hypothetical. Those are all true. Those are all your exes.
At what point do you sit down with your boyfriend,
especially you're both in the public eye, and be like, hey,
uh so you knew I was married to Donald Trump Junior,
which you may not know, Tiger is that my would
have been could have been father in law helped nine
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to eleven hijackers. Also, you heard of Leonardo DiCaprio. Yes,
I dated him. And then also when I was in
high school, I was trying to get pregnant by a
Latin king.
Speaker 4 (07:37):
I think that's a red flag to think you have
to sit down and tell someone who all your exes are, Like,
who cares?
Speaker 1 (07:47):
If you're a normal person, it doesn't matter. But with
that resume, Leonardo DiCaprio and the nine.
Speaker 4 (07:54):
Eleven hijacking me doubt the gang members Tiger Woods friends
maybe him and lee Ardo DiCaprio, like maybe their acquaintances
or know each other, like unless they're in the same circle.
There's no reason that you need to sit down and
explain yourself celebrity and non celebrity. I think so, Like
if if Leonard if what's the name Tiger Woods was
(08:16):
like tight with the Saudi Prince's dad. Yeah, but it's like, okay,
well just so you know, I dated his son back
in the day. Like you see what I mean. There's
no other reason to need to sit down like Tiger
Wood an't a'll sit down and run down all his exes.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
He's got history like crazy too, That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 4 (08:33):
Leonardo DiCaprio, I bet didn't. Yeah, there's no reason to
do that unless it becomes an issue that and you
absolutely need to, like to, I don't know, resolve whatever's
going on, like now I have to. He's asking or
it's important to him that he knows, so whatever, you know,
totally reason for that.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
I told you that one of my I don't know
how this works. An uncle on my I don't know
if he's an uncle, I'm my side and uncle on whatever.
Somebody I'm kind of related to through marriage. He was
dating Heather Graham, the actress. He dated her like before
she was a famous actress, dating her, and then he's
(09:13):
married now and the wife is like, no, we are
absolutely not allowed to watch like Heather Graham movies in
the house. Like if a movie comes on, like Hangover
something like that or Boogie Knights if she's in it, Nope,
we're not allowed to watch Heather Great. Google her she
was in She was roller Girl from Boogie Nights. She
was the stripper in Hangover who had the baby, got it.
(09:34):
Fernando was the baby's name, Francesco Fernando. They gave him
a weird name. Great actress. But yeah, so someone is
a little uh oh yeah, yeah, possessive and jealous weird, which.
Speaker 4 (09:49):
I feel like I would make fun of him for that.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
Well that's what that's what my fiance does too, because
because one of the girls won. I've said this many times.
There was a couple of girls I had longtime crushes on,
Like there was a major one that's.
Speaker 4 (10:05):
Different that you just had a crush on them, right,
and didn't actually date that.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
Yes, but she keeps throwing like the third or fourth
like damn. Well, like you know, you know you have
big crushes. There's one crush that I had that became
super famous and it wasn't like a major crush. But
she keeps throwing her in my face.
Speaker 4 (10:25):
I'm like, it's is it the one you went to
school with?
Speaker 1 (10:28):
Yeah? Yeah, Linda CARDLINI, we could say it. I mean,
but like she keeps throwing my fiesta, keeps throwing Linda
Carterlini's name in my face, Like, ooh, do you want
to go see this movie because Linda Carterlini's in it.
I'm like, no, do that my main crush? So yes, yeah,
they will make fun of you for it. Yeah, they
will make fun of you, like, oh wow, look, yeah
I could see why you had a crush on her.
(10:48):
Yeah that's a good guy, you know. No, No, she'll
make fun of me.
Speaker 4 (10:52):
Yeah, I would make fun of him. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
Heather Graham five, Who's city five?
Speaker 4 (10:56):
Heather Graham?
Speaker 1 (10:58):
M I am yeah. I remember I was at a
graduation party at my cousin's house and then my uncle
was talking about it. She was in powers is she.
Speaker 4 (11:08):
Was, Yeah, she's on the cover. I think that's her
hang Over Austin Powers killing Me, Softly Suitable, flesh Licensed
to drive, Best Christmas Ever, Flowers in the Attic from Hell.
The other Zoe is that the girl that pretends to
(11:30):
be a twin or something.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
I want to have three of her movies.
Speaker 4 (11:36):
Love Guaranteed. I don't know that one Desperadoes the rest
of Us Half Magic. I haven't seen a lot of
these either. She's in a lot of shit though she
was in a movie with Selena Gomez.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
Nice, The Flying Misconception, Exterminators, Baby on Board, Oh, the
Hangover one and three she was in mm hmm.
Speaker 4 (12:11):
Committed. You know what's funny is a lot of these.
I remember seeing the cover of a lot of these
in Blockbuster. Oh yeah, like I remember seeing the front
of the DVDs.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
Yeah, great times, Blockbuster.
Speaker 4 (12:23):
Yeah, that would totally be a core memory of my
son's if it was still a thing when he was small,
like let's go get a movie, have a movie night,
and instead we were just like ordering it. Sometimes I
had it on Blu Ray, Remember Blu Ray.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
I never have Blu ray or Laser My buddy like
spent all this money on laser discs. I'm like, what
are those? Those things are huge? He's like they're gonna
be huge, They're gonna be huge. I'm like, those are
humongous and they they're essentially they were like vinyl they
were they weren't that big, but they were hella big.
I'm like, dude, I'm just on the DVD hype. He's like,
no laser discs, laser discs. I'm like, whatever, bro, I
(13:01):
still have.
Speaker 4 (13:01):
A whole like thing of DVDs.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
There's so many DVDs I can't play.
Speaker 4 (13:07):
I'm so mad, and I don't know what to do
with them because I feel like I shouldn't toss them.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
Yeah, I don't toss them.
Speaker 4 (13:14):
But I'm like, I don't know what to do with them.
Speaker 1 (13:16):
You have to keep them somewhere because if you want
something like let's say there's a movie that you have
on DVD, Like I want to watch this movie Hangover,
but it's not on Netflix, it's not on Prime, it's
not on Hulu, Like, where are you gonna get it?
Like you already have it? So when you get rid
of your physical copies, like with CDs, I burned all
my CDs onto a hard drive and then like I
(13:37):
actually kept the physical ones that I really want and
I just tossed all the others or I sold them.
But when when a physical copy, it's like, well, now
what what if I want to hear it? What if
I want to see it?
Speaker 4 (13:48):
But it's like when's the last time you went through
your DVDs to watch the movie? I know, Like have
you ever been spring cleaning and you're going through stuff
and it's like shit that you don't want to throw away,
or maybe like it's still in good condition, or like
maybe I could find a use for this. I'm gonna
let it stick around. But then you got to think,
(14:08):
like in the three years that I've lived in this house,
I haven't touched it once, Like maybe I don't really
need it. It's the same with DVDs.
Speaker 1 (14:16):
Yeah, but once you get rid of it, you know
what's gonna happen. You're gonna want to watch it or
you're like, oh I have that DVD. No I don't.
I got rid of it.
Speaker 4 (14:24):
I just don't know what to do with it.
Speaker 1 (14:25):
Just in case you do it. Justin I think.
Speaker 4 (14:27):
I think I can only play them on my son's Xbox.
The only reason I have Blu Rays is because they
would play on the Xbox.
Speaker 2 (14:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (14:34):
I never had a DVD player. My mom did. She
had like a DVD Blu ray player, half VHS half DVD.
Speaker 1 (14:42):
Oh that's funny. Yeah, I think I have a DVD
player in a box somewhere. Just in case you want
to hear about the divorce ranches that were in Reno
mm hm or a Coma nemver how we talked about
Coma's last time. I have some info. So anyway, this
is back in it like now nowadays, divorces are super easy, right,
(15:03):
they're super easy to get done, well compared to back
in the day they were, Like in the nineteen thirties
and up to the seventies, it was tough to get
a divorce so Reno. I'm just gonna summarize this article
I saw. So Reno became known for, like, hey, you
want a divorce, come out to Reno. All you got
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to do is like be a resident for six weeks
and then we'll grant you a divorce. And even though
six weeks, you know, that sounds like a lot. Six
weeks sounds like a lot now, like back in the day,
that was like the fastest. That's like a fast track
for divorce. So there are all these ranches started popping up,
and couples from all over the country that wanted to
get divorced. Reno became this destination, and so people would
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go to this ranch and like you know, city folk,
and so the dudes like, oh, hey, I could learn
to horseback. I'm in the sun. It's Reno. I'm in
the Wow Wow West. And so like guys learned how
to like to cowboy essentially, and like all the guys
that were trying to get divorced were like hanging out
with all the other guys, and same thing with the
wives that were getting divorced. They were hanging out with
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the cowboys who were working these ranches. So as you're
staying there for six weeks with somebody who you intend
to divorce, all these like cowboy on future ex wife
relationships started popping off, and all these like future ex
wife with future ex wife relationships started popping off. So
these Denver not Denver, these Reno divorce ranches now became
(16:32):
a thing where it's like, hey, not only is our
divorces real easy to get out here, but like women
can be with other women and everyone will turn a
blind eye, or women can be with a cowboy, cheat
on her husband, and like, no one's going to say anything.
So all these quote unquote divorce ranches started popping up
in the early nineteen thirties in Reno. It's crazy.
Speaker 3 (16:57):
So it was.
Speaker 1 (16:58):
Like kind of like a swinger's ranch.
Speaker 4 (17:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (17:05):
So it only took a month for Reno to establish
itself as the quote divorce capital of the world, because
up until that point, the minimum residency requirement like if
you got married and I don't know New York, but
Missouri had a faster divorce, you go to Missouri, but
you'd have to live there for six months. So when
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Reno said, hey, just live here for six weeks and
we'll divorce you, everyone's like, oh hell yeah. So all
these people started going to what's called divorce ranches and
have a Reno vacation or renovation, and they got busy experimenting.
Speaker 4 (17:42):
That's crazy.
Speaker 1 (17:43):
Yeah, divorce ranches and Reno so close. Now let's go
do it. Let's go get divorced up there. How weird?
I remember, yeah, I remember when divorces were like very rare,
like you wouldn't hear a lot about them. And now
it's like, oh, everyone gets divorced.
Speaker 4 (18:00):
I think about that all the time. I'm like, why
are people There was a time in my life where
I no longer believed in marriage and I didn't want
to get married. I thought it was like useless. And
then I also would think like, well, so it's a
big deal. If it doesn't work out, then we just
get divorced.
Speaker 1 (18:19):
Sure, sure, Like it's just.
Speaker 4 (18:21):
So like whatever, if it doesn't work out, then we
break up. It's funny how it's just so, I don't know,
normalize so common. Not a big deal.
Speaker 1 (18:33):
Yeah, you know, just a huge investment and both financially
but also emotionally, like all the families are like, hey,
we're family now. And you know, the wives family loves
the husband and the husband's family love the wife. So like,
you know, you're melding two families and now you go, hey, guys,
remember that huge party we had. Yeah, we're not doing
it anymore. It's big, it's a big it's a big deal.
(18:56):
Divorce ranch. Everybody divorce ranches? Yeah, DVDs CDs, Oh, I asked, uh. I.
I did a quick tour at Sutter Health Park today
because the A's are going to play there in like
six days from now, and I asked the uh, like
(19:18):
the director of Entertainment. I know that's not his official title,
but whatever. We were like in the legacy, there's a
d oe. Yeah, there's like the uh.
Speaker 3 (19:28):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (19:28):
There's like these this VP suite that kind of looks
over the ballpark and so he's pointing out like, oh,
the centerfield fans. Yeah, clubhouses. He's like, that's where the
that's where the players are. It's two story and this
is this, this, this, And I'm like hey, and he's like, oh,
the scoreboard and whatever. I'm like, have you guys talked
about like what's gonna happen if someone hits it out
of the park hits a home run out of the park.
And he's like, I mean not really. I'm like, yeah,
(19:52):
but here's the thing.
Speaker 4 (19:52):
Oh my god, what just that we were because we
were talking about this.
Speaker 1 (19:57):
That's how I brought it up.
Speaker 4 (19:58):
I know, because I asked you in the fact that
they haven't thought about it as if it's like not
going to happen.
Speaker 1 (20:03):
Yeah, is it crazy? So here's the thing. So the
clubhouse is the home team. They have a two story
clubhouse and on the top there's glass, so he's like, well,
we have netting that go cause it's so the outfield
is a four hundred and three foot outfield their outfield wall,
and then there's like one story like buildings over there,
(20:24):
like there's like a weight room, clubhouse, and like, I
don't know, a utility shed. But then it's what Fifth
Avenue or whatever that street is right there that goes
across the Tower bridge for the people street.
Speaker 4 (20:38):
You don't know, like Sutterhealth Park where the A's are
about to play, is completely in a residential area. Like
there's houses across the streets.
Speaker 1 (20:46):
A minor league stadium in a residential area. Yeah, And
so I go, I said, hey, because I drive by
this a lot, and I always think like, one of
these days someone's gonna be driving by and a home
run is going to crack their windshield. And he goes, well,
four hundred and three feet is kind of far, and
even if it does make it over the fence, you
have another, like you know whatever until the street. I'm like, yeah,
(21:08):
but it's really close, and there are baseball stadiums where
people will hit it out of the park. I think
it's either New York or Boston.
Speaker 4 (21:14):
Well, also at Oracle Park, they hit it into the
fucking water.
Speaker 1 (21:17):
In San Francisco, they'll hit the water.
Speaker 4 (21:19):
There's no way that that same ball that goes into
the water is not going to hit a car or
a house. At Sutter Health, there's no way.
Speaker 1 (21:29):
How deep is the outfield in San Francisco. Yeah, So
he's like, well, we have some screens, we have some
like netting over the oh yeah, see four nineteen, so
four to fifteen from home plate to right center field.
So the splash down is four fifteen and it's only
(21:50):
four oh three. It's cutter Heealth Park, and the amount
of balls that go over that fence, past the pedestrians,
past the walking bridge.
Speaker 4 (21:58):
And at actual stadiums, like the field is down here
and then the top of the seats is like way
up here it's gonna happen, and Sutter Health is not
stadium level with the seating it's.
Speaker 1 (22:11):
Gonna happen at all. He's like, well, we got to
make sure that that glass is a shatterproof and then
we have some netting over the solar panels. But you know,
and he goes, well, four oh three is kind of far.
I'm like, okay, I think it's gonna happen. I think
somebody's going to hit a ball onto was that M.
M Street or whatever it is, capital whatever that street?
Speaker 4 (22:33):
Should make a bet.
Speaker 1 (22:35):
On how how long it's gonna take it's going to happen.
We should track it. Let's think about it, and then
by Monday, which is opening day, we'll make our bets
it's gonna happen. I think about that when.
Speaker 4 (22:49):
I just think it's gonna happen to you. I thought
of that immediately, So.
Speaker 1 (22:52):
I asked him and he goes, nah, it's kind of far.
I'm like, it's kind of But.
Speaker 4 (22:56):
None of the minor league players like.
Speaker 1 (22:59):
Ever hit it out onto the street. I don't think so.
I mean, you can hit it over the fence obviously,
but not I don't think they've hit it out of
the stadium.
Speaker 4 (23:07):
All right, roll, I bet you we could.
Speaker 1 (23:09):
We could.
Speaker 4 (23:10):
Heck no, let's try it. But yeah, I do think
about that all the time. I'm glad you asked.
Speaker 1 (23:17):
I did ask, but also like you probably thought I
was a dummy. I'm like, he's like, maybe you're not
the guy for us anymore. All right, So, just to
pick up on our last podcast, which if you didn't
listen to, it yet it was about sleep walking and
talking in your talking in your sleep while you're in
(23:39):
a coma, something like that crazy podcast. Good podcast. Even
in the week since we put it up, it's been
one of the most streamed and downloaded episodes. So I'm
glad to hear that. Anyway, I found this thing. This
is on Daily Mail. Cooma survivors took to Reddit to
share experiences of waking up. This person said, I looked
at my hands to see if the aged survivors reveal
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what it feels like to wake up from a coma.
Some people believe they're in a different country. They hallucinate.
A lot of people want to go back to sleep again.
Speaker 4 (24:13):
I feel like I've read somewhere that I think it
was like from a guy that he woke up from
a coma, but in his coma he was like living
into the life and had a family and kids and
a wife and stuff, oh like conception, And then he
woke up from his coma and like none of them existed.
He and he got depressed.
Speaker 1 (24:34):
Oh that's weird. M So this guy says, I was
in and out of a coma for two weeks. I
say about because I don't actually know how long. I
was never told the exact amount of time. First off,
why not, like, tell me how long I've been out?
That's weird. I had a life threatening case of internal
bleeding caused by et cetera, et cetera. The first few
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days I was in a genuine coma. After that, I
was induced by the doc with ketamine sheesh. Waking up
was kind of like emerging from deep waters. It took
me a few days to actually be fully aware. I
attributed that to the meds. Before that, it felt like
time was skipping at random. The last proper memory I
had was being surrounded by doctors on a table with
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these insanely bright, high powered lights pointed at me. I remember,
last time I went into surgery. I didn't want to
see what the operating room looked like, so I had
my eyes closed. Did I tell you that. No, I
went in for.
Speaker 4 (25:32):
I went in looking around, and shitch just gets in
my head.
Speaker 5 (25:35):
Out of it.
Speaker 4 (25:35):
I saw me staring at this one big machine and
they're like, don't worry, that's not for you. That's just
in here.
Speaker 1 (25:40):
And I was like, Okay, that's when you had your
gallbladder out, your gall buttered thing. Yeah, I didn't want
to see anything. This guy says, I was sweating from
the heat of those lights, but I still felt like
I was freezing cold because of all the blood I lost.
Then I remembered, okay, so let me get to my pain.
Jesus Christ. They'd ran out of space. Okay, this guy
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didn't run. I was too doped up to register. It
was fun, okay whatever. A lot of people were having
like white light moments, like they feel like they're in
a tunnel. A lot of people are saying that like
when you die. Yeah, right. A lot of people are
saying they feel heaped, like I felt like I was
thrown into a pit of lava. I screamed.
Speaker 4 (26:19):
I hate to break it to you. That sounds like
hail I.
Speaker 1 (26:24):
Yeah, okay, I.
Speaker 4 (26:24):
Hate to break it to you, But I don't think
you went to heaven.
Speaker 1 (26:27):
This person says, I was in a coma for a week.
See if you were going to be in a coma.
First off, nobody wants to be in a coma.
Speaker 4 (26:35):
But would you couldn't mind it right now, I'm so tired.
Speaker 1 (26:38):
Would you rather because it's since you're losing time, you're
losing part of your life. Would you rather be in
like a long like YO that was in a coma
for two years, or you'd be like I was in
a coma for three four days.
Speaker 4 (26:48):
Obviously three four days. Yeah, I don't want to be
in a coma for two years.
Speaker 1 (26:53):
But it's a better story.
Speaker 4 (26:54):
Like, oh, do you think you can get overweight being
in a coma.
Speaker 1 (26:58):
You're gonna lose weight because your muscle are gonna atrophy.
They're gonna force feed you whatever nutrition nutrition you need.
You're gonna lose weight. Like they're not shoving oreos in
your mouth. They're gonna keep you on whatever fluids you need.
Speaker 4 (27:14):
I woke up in an icy But if you like
what fell into a comb and you woke up and
you were just like fat, you put on weight and
you put on weight. Oh we should have asked you,
like you woke up and you were shallow?
Speaker 1 (27:26):
How just like pluh huh? And do you grow facial hair?
Do they give you a haircut.
Speaker 4 (27:30):
And facial hair? Yeah? I know that much.
Speaker 1 (27:33):
They shave you or they just let you grow.
Speaker 4 (27:36):
Your family members probably go in there and do that.
Speaker 1 (27:38):
Oh yeah, good point, good point.
Speaker 4 (27:42):
But yeah, somebody else going there and like fucking brush
your hair wash it probably.
Speaker 1 (27:48):
Uh so, this is a weird memory. I was in
a coma for about a week after a serious car accident.
I suffered two months memory loss from the day of
the accident. I had multiple broken bones, a fractured skull.
I broke my jaw, fractured most parts of my face.
I woke up in an icee you, extremely confused and crying,
thinking I was still dating my high school boyfriend and
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I couldn't understand why he wasn't with me. What I
do remember from the coma that I was standing in
a white room. It felt like I was waiting for something,
but I didn't know what. The worst memory was when
I was still in a coma and I could feel
people hold my hand and I could feel the nurses
bathing me, but I couldn't move or open my eyes.
I just couldn't do anything, and it was terrifying. That's
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that sleep paralysis. That paranois me like. That's one of
the reasons I don't want to be in a coma
because I think it might be just like a long
sleep paralysis. Hell no, I don't think.
Speaker 4 (28:45):
I think you'll have moments of it being a sleep paralysis,
But I don't think it'll be like one long, continuous
sleep paralysis because I can't remember if if we talked
about this on the podcast or if I had this
conversation with my sister or something. But she basically was like, you,
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you have no sense of time when you're in a coma.
Speaker 1 (29:13):
I said that on the last podcast.
Speaker 4 (29:15):
Oh you said it, Okay, So yeah, I don't. I
don't because I called so many people on that podcast,
and then when everyone started calling me back, They're like, oh,
what happened? And then I'm like, oh, I called you
for this, and then I would talk about it with them,
and then I'm like three people called me, and I
had this conversation with so many different people, so I
couldn't remember if it was on the podcast or when
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I got home. But yeah, I don't think it's one
long sleep paralysis.
Speaker 2 (29:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (29:45):
I think it's like just maybe short increments of being
aware of what's around you.
Speaker 1 (29:52):
This last one, I'm gonna read, my dad basically died
twice within the past year. So heart just stopped and
my mom went to, oh, wait, hold on, sorry, this one, Uh,
this is when his dad was in the coma. What
he remembers from both times is being in a white
room that felt to him like a waiting room at
the doctor's or something. There were other people around he
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didn't know, and he could occasionally hear what sounded like
a voice over a PA system, but he doesn't remember
what it said. He also said he could hear my
mom yelling at him and feel her hitting him while
he was in the quote unquote waiting room. So that's
the weird thing you've do.
Speaker 4 (30:31):
You think the wife was yelling and hitting him, yelling
at and hitting him when he was in a coma.
Speaker 1 (30:37):
Yeah, I think you're like, why could you? Why are
you doing this?
Speaker 3 (30:39):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (30:40):
I mean obviously she was angry for the situation.
Speaker 1 (30:44):
But part of the real world is bleeding into your
dream state.
Speaker 4 (30:49):
That's crazy. What is this white room that everyone's waiting in?
Speaker 1 (30:53):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (30:54):
Sounds like some severance shit.
Speaker 1 (30:57):
Yeah, everyone everyone's hallucinating. I'm just scrolling through all these
everyone's hallucinating in there in their comas.
Speaker 2 (31:08):
Jeez.
Speaker 1 (31:09):
Anyway, I found that after we talked about comas on
the last podcast.
Speaker 4 (31:12):
Yeah, that's crazy. It's crazy. What can happen to us.
Speaker 3 (31:21):
That would suck?
Speaker 4 (31:24):
Do you think people in coma's fart?
Speaker 5 (31:27):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (31:27):
Probably, Ah, so embarrassing. Yeah, probably imagine like you have
everyone visiting you, crushing all of a sudden.
Speaker 2 (31:36):
You're.
Speaker 4 (31:39):
That's embarrassing.
Speaker 1 (31:40):
Old people do that when they just walk by you.
Sometimes they just can't hold it anymore. So like you'll
be at a grocery store and like an old person
walks by the cereal aisle and just you've never had
an old person fart on you, I don't think, so
let me not on you. But like, hey, old people
cropped us like crazy.
Speaker 4 (31:57):
I don't think.
Speaker 1 (31:58):
So that's funny that I've known. Yeah, they'd be doing that.
Speaker 4 (32:01):
That's disgusting.
Speaker 1 (32:02):
I'm not saying it's great.
Speaker 4 (32:03):
I'm just saying they'd be doing It's gonna be you
one day.
Speaker 1 (32:05):
Oh No, I have a feeling like when I get older.
I think when I hit a certain age, I'm just like,
all right, we're going all out now, we're taking all
types of drugs, we're speeding, we're robbing banks. You're not
going at brothels.
Speaker 4 (32:20):
You don't even like to have more than two drinks. Now,
you're not gonna get old all of a sudden, be
like give me that cocaine.
Speaker 1 (32:26):
Well, because if your old person like let's say you
do I legalta fet you more. Yeah, but let's say
you do illegal stuff. You can be like, I didn't
know what I was doing when I rob that safeways.
Speaker 4 (32:37):
Why do you sound like self park have mercy.
Speaker 1 (32:40):
On the officer.
Speaker 4 (32:41):
I'm just an old man. It's like pretending you have dementia. Yes,
I was just looking for my wife.
Speaker 1 (32:47):
Uh really, while you were holding up all you were
holding up a wells Fargo.
Speaker 4 (32:51):
You could just pretend that you were getting like scammed
or something like. They said that they were at my
wife's house, in my grandkid's house.
Speaker 3 (32:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (33:00):
I got a phone call.
Speaker 4 (33:01):
They said that they're watching me and I had to
do this. Yeah, they're gonna find out you're lying. I know.
Speaker 1 (33:08):
I got to figure out a way, like to do
crazy stuff and be like sorry, officer run red lights
all the time, Oh I didn't see it.
Speaker 4 (33:14):
Why don't you do one of those Like remember that
that lady it was her birthday and her wish was
to get arrested and she'd always wanted to be arrested,
and the cops went and arrested her at the nursing home.
Yeah you should do that with like the police be
like I've always wanted to rob a bank and then
have them set up a bank robbery for.
Speaker 3 (33:32):
You to do.
Speaker 1 (33:35):
We should talk to the sheriff. We should get this.
We should get the sheriff in here on our next
podcast and be like, yo.
Speaker 4 (33:43):
Can you set this up?
Speaker 1 (33:44):
Can you set this up? He's not going You're supposed
to set up the drunk drunk drunk drink drunk drunk.
Speaker 4 (33:50):
Yeah, yeah, I don't know how.
Speaker 1 (33:53):
Yeah, I think you just contact the I don't know
what it's called. You can google and find out or
talk to sheriff for We'll have to make that happen.
That'd be fun.
Speaker 4 (34:03):
Yeah, okay, I should have did that for my birthday.
You weren't even here.
Speaker 1 (34:11):
Well it was here before your birthday, but you were
not here for my birthday right that happy birthday though.
Speaker 4 (34:18):
But I'm what I was implying was that you have
to take me somewhere. Yeah, what you take me somewhere?
You take me out?
Speaker 1 (34:25):
I got you chips today, all right, fin, I'll take
you out. Let's get out of here. You can follow
us on Instagram at Strawberry and Lazette.
Speaker 4 (34:38):
I'm at Lisette love l I Z E T T
E l O V E E.
Speaker 1 (34:42):
I am at Strawberry Radio. If you know how we
can rob a bank without getting in trouble.
Speaker 4 (34:47):
We just have to set it up or make a wish.
Speaker 1 (34:50):
Yes, or if you can, let us know the process
where we can drink and then they do sobriety tests
on us. Let us know how we can that. And
if you have Lazette's old love letters from jail, send
those to us. No other than that. We'll talk to
you next time. Pace.
Speaker 4 (35:07):
Remember when I used to get jail mail. That was
funny for a little bit, until it wasn't, until it
wasn't