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Speaker 1 (00:00):
On episode forty eight of the Strawberry and Lazette Mexican
Ginger Podcast, we talked about having a magician at a wedding,
drunk bench press contests, hard launches on Thanksgiving, and more.
All coming up next. It's podcast time. It's the Strawberry
and Lizette Mexican Ginger Podcast. Not suitable for a younger audience,
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all right, The Strawberry and Lasette Mexican Ginger Podcast is
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you can watch it on YouTube. I'm going to say
something that could be quite controversial, could be very uh divisive.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
George Bush doesn't care about black people. We're all thinking it.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
I think I want a magician at my wedding. Yes,
let that sink in for the kids, no, like for
the crowd, like at the reception, somewhere between like the
before the dances and like somewhere maybe like you know,
there's the dinner and then like there's the speeches. Maybe
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after the speeches, do the magician. I thought about that
last night.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
I just don't see. I don't see where a magician
realistically could fit into a wedding.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
Have you seen when was the last time you saw
like a magician show, like a magic show.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
Have you seen when I went to Vegas a couple
of years ago?
Speaker 1 (01:25):
How cool is it? I was at my buddy was
my buddy Nick? You know Nick? Right?
Speaker 3 (01:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:30):
It was his birthday yesterday.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
So the magician at his birthday.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
He had a magician at his birthday.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
Then he like a grown ass man he is.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
But look, so magician comes out and it's a real magician.
I guess he's got it. He has his own theater
in San Francisco. So I'll tell you the whole story. So,
my buddy Nick is at this Don Julio party Google.
He's at a Google party, and the magician is there,
like walking around doing tricks with people, and Nick keeps
looking at this guy. He's like, dude, let me see
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some tricks. The guy does the tricks. My buddy Nick's like,
I have a birthday coming up in a couple of weeks.
I want you to come perform at my party. And
so last night we're at this restaurant there's like fifty people.
He rented out the back room. Uh, and then he
was given speeches like he knows fifty people, a lot
of mo worse family, but still, so he gives this
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speech like, you know, thank you for being here. It's
real special. I'm surrounded by family and friends whatever. And
he's like, and here's a magician. Magician comes out, does
a few rope tricks, like here's a regular piece of rope.
I'm gonna cut it with my finger.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
He meant, like the Mexicans with like the rope.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
Oh I forgot what they're called lasso little laso d yeah, yeah, no, no,
So the magician does some regular rope tricks, which is
kind of cool, right, you know, oh, there's two pieces
of the rope. Oh now it's a single rope, so
regular stuff. They needed a thing where he's like, all right, everybody,
hold out your hand. Like five people he goes, hold
out your hands and he goes all right, you you.
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He's like, I'm gonna he takes this one girl. He's like,
I'm gonna write an X on your palm and like
all right, look it's a sharpie, right. We're like yeah,
and he covers it with his thumb. He's like, what
if I can take this X off of your palm
and throw it across the room and it lands into
somebody else's palm. Everyone's like, no way, So he does it.
The permanent marker comes off this one girl's palm and
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he goes like like he throws it, and he goes
to the other girl. He's like, open your hand. She
opens her hand and there's an X in her palm.
She freaks out, like, what the hell's going on? Right?
Speaker 3 (03:28):
Did he write it on there earlier?
Speaker 1 (03:30):
I think?
Speaker 3 (03:30):
So there's always an explanation with magic. Okay, there's always
an explanation. The fun is trying to figure out how
they did it.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
Okay, figure this out. Then, uh, he just grabbed the
book there. We were in the back of this room.
So he just grabbed this book and he goes planted. Okay.
So he gives a book to somebody. He's like, open
any page you want, Okay, what's the first word? He's like,
just think about it, don't tell me. And he goes
to somebody else here and he goes a third person
here and so he guesses their work. He's like, your word,
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he asked a bunch of questions. He's like, your word
was more. She's like, yes, it was and he goes,
all right, your word was when, And the person's like yes,
it was like that, that's the that's the page randomly
I picked it with the word I randomly picked.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
I would pick a page with a big ass.
Speaker 3 (04:15):
Word on it.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
Right, I'm glad he said that your word was say
it glad he said that.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
He said your word was. Dick goes to the person.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
God goes to the third person and he's like, you
had a you had a long word, a lot of
a lot of letters in your word. The guy's like yeah,
he's like, okay, tell it. Stand up. So keep in mind,
the guy goes flip to any page randomly, randomly and
just find any big word, like any word on the page.
It's like all right, so go stand up, and he
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goes close your eyes. I want you to think of
your word. You're you're you're surrounded.
Speaker 4 (04:54):
Hope.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
I'm not giving too much of this guy's act away,
but he's like, close your eyes. You're surrounded by a
bright white light. You're a white room. There's nothing you
see the word. The word is on the wall in
bright neon pink. Right. It was like, if there's an
emotion that you're having a reaction to this word. Go ahead,
let yourself have it. Think of that word and how
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does it make you feel. I want you to think
about this word. Da da da da. Right goes okay,
open your eyes. The magician goes, you didn't like that word.
That word upsets you. And guy's like yeah. He's like okay.
He's like, uh, it was a violent word. You had
a violent reaction to this word.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
The guy's like yeah, say like a fucking therapist or something.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
But I was sitting next to this dude the whole time,
so I know he's not a plant. I the guy
that got picked for this long word, so I know
he's not a plant. He's like, you had a violent
reaction to this word. He's like yeah. He's like this
this word made you feel I don't know, something like
unsteady or something thing. He's like yeah. It's like okay,
hold on, and he writes this word, writes his word,
and he goes tell everybody what the word was, and
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the guy goes decay, appetated, And the magician turns around
the notebook that he wrote on and it says the
word decapitated. And then he wrote a picture of a
guy on the ground with his head cut off, explain that.
Speaker 3 (06:10):
What if the people that he picked were all plants,
and they were like, be at this resta wroant, go
to this party.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
Okay, this one, this is the closer. This is the closer.
You're not gonna be able to explain this one. Okay, okay,
this is why. And when I saw those tricks, I'm like, yeah,
that was fun, But this closer, I'm like, I need
this magician at my wedding. So the magician goes, all right, everybody,
take out your cell phone, android, iPhone, doesn't matter. Take
it out, open up the calculator. Part right. He's like
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spell boobs eight zero zero eight five. He's like, I'll
do it myself. Also, so he's like, I have my phone.
You guys have your phone. Let's all keep each other
honest on this. And he just picked somebody. I was like, you, Lizette,
what's the zip code? Area code? What's this? What's the
zip code? What's the zip code where you live? And
she's like at nine five one eight too. He's like,
all right, take nine to five one A two and
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he goes somebody else. He's like, what's the area code
where you live? It four o weight. Okay, so times
four weight. And he's just asking people random questions. Hey, uh,
give me three random numbers. The guy's like three five seven.
He's like, all right, plus three five seven, and he's
just taking all these numbers. How old are you, where
do you live, what's your zip code? What's your area code?
Give me a random number, and he's like, plus this,
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multiply this, plus this, multiply.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
This, and he's doing it on his phone. Also.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
Yeah, so everyone's keeping tracking, He's like, and he would
give us updates. All right, well, so far I have
forty two thousand something everybody. Yeah, yeah, yeah, all right,
so far I have you know, one hundred and twenty
y yeah. Answer. He's like, all right, I'm gonna finish
this off. He's like, and he takes five people. He's like,
put your finger up, just like hold hold, just hold
your finger up. I'm gonna come over with my phone
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face down. I'm just gonna tap my phone on your finger,
so I won't know what number you're picking. You don't
know what number you're picking. We're just gonna randomly pick
numbers on the calculator. So he goes all right, times
and he goes boop boop, boom boop. So he hits
like five people's fingers, turns his phone upside down. He's like,
all right, so that number we had times four, seven,
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nine eighty three, whatever, right, And it's say long ass number,
he said, And one's like, wow, it's a I don't
know how the commas go, but it's one two zero
one two four eight oh six. He's like, everyone have that.
He's like, yes, and he goes, Nick, when I first
walked in, I gave you a birthday card. Want you
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to stand up, ah and open that birthday card? And
everyone's like, there's no way. There's no freaking way. This
magician knew that we would do this calculator trick and
the number would be one two zero one two four
eight oh six. There's no way. And so Nick opens
up the birthday card. He's like, show everybody what I
wrote on the card. And Nick turns the paper over
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and it says now he's like, and the comedian's like,
I mean the comedian. The Magician's like, what you thought
I could predict this number? Was all right? There's no way.
There's no way.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
He's like, but.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
The theme that we've been talking about today is we're all here.
We're all here for nick, We're all here to enjoy
this moment. We're all here to come together, we're all
here to experience each other, you know, all at the
same time, like we're here for a moment, we're here
for now. As a matter of fact, let's look at
this number again that people randomly h It's like one
two oh one, two four, eight oh six one two
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that's December. Oh one, it's December first, twenty four. It's
December first, twenty twenty four. We're like, holy crap, that's
the date you think. But at oh six, aight, oh six,
that's that's weird. What time is it right now? It
was eight oh six pm. It was at the room
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of fifty people erupted. It was the loudest freak out
because everyone's like, oh, okay, cool, one two, oh well,
I cool, you got today's date. But like, you know whatever,
He's like, yeah, it's eight o six pm right now.
Everyone looks at their phones. It's freaking eight oh six pm.
The crowd lost it, lost it, and he goes, thanks everybody,
I'm out of here, and he left.
Speaker 3 (10:10):
Have you seen those videos where they're like take the
year you were born, and take your shoe size and
add it up and then divided by I don't know,
divide it by this number, and then you'll get your age.
You know those videos that I'm talking about, I'm kind
of yeah, if it was something like that, where it's
like you can take any as long as you have
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a certain like combination of specific numbers, you can add
any other numbers and then you're always gonna get this answer.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
Yeah, but what if it is like that? But even
with the blind just hold your hold your finger up
and it's gonna tap my phone and you'll pick a
random number, like like he doesn't know that this girl
lives in the four eight and this guy zip code
is nine to five one, Like it blew everybody's mind
and he goes, what time is it? Freaking eight oh six?
Speaker 2 (10:59):
Okay, So where is this guy fitting in your wedding?
Speaker 1 (11:02):
So how do we? Okay, so you do the dinner.
There's always that lull between dinner and the speeches, maybe
before the speeches, but the speeches are gonna that's a
hard act to follow. Maybe speeches and then magician and
then dancing.
Speaker 3 (11:14):
What if he does it during dinner.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
Yeah, but it's a show, Like you want to watch.
Speaker 2 (11:22):
The show, you can watch an eat.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
Maybe during dinner, maybe during dinner. Something cool that Nick
did yesterday at his birthday. He told everybody before we
had dinner, during the first dance, during the first dance,
doing magic something. But before I get to the cool thing,
do you like that idea of having a magician.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
Not at a wedding?
Speaker 1 (11:50):
That's a reception though, like to but if he blew,
he only had a twenty minute performance, So twenty minute,
I'd be like, dude, don't do the rope trick. Rope
trip's kind of old. Some give me some other stuff,
but that, like that calculator thing that has to be
part of the act.
Speaker 3 (12:06):
If anything, I would say during dinner, during dinner, like
when everyone is like, as long as it's not like
a buffet type of dinner, if everyone's sitting at a
table and they're getting served, yea, then I would say
during dinner where you can sit and watch it, yeah,
because otherwise nobody does anything during dinner.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
You just you just sit there, talk, talk and eat.
I haven't music and stuff. I haven't ran this by
the fiance yet.
Speaker 2 (12:32):
She's not gonna let you do that.
Speaker 4 (12:33):
She she would because she was at the party last night.
She's she was not going away. Right, do it at
your birthday party? Do it at a like, I don't know,
anniversary party?
Speaker 2 (12:48):
Maybe?
Speaker 3 (12:49):
What about at your wedding shower?
Speaker 1 (12:52):
Oh? Like the dinner before what's what do they call that?
The rehearsal dinner? Yeah? Maybe, but there's not as many
people there as the regular wedding. Let me get let
me get permission real quick.
Speaker 3 (13:01):
She's gonna say no.
Speaker 1 (13:03):
Her mind was blown. I think she was like it, hey,
real quick, you're uh, you're live on the radio and podcast,
so don't send me bad words. The magician that we
saw at Nick's party last night, yep, how cool would
it be to have either that magician or a magician
at the wedding?
Speaker 2 (13:20):
No, I told you, you know, like the reception. I
mean no, No, I told you I know her better
than you know her. She's my soul mating.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
Okay, well, Lizette, she says, she thinks you're right. Lizette
suggested the rehearsal dinner then actual wedding.
Speaker 3 (13:38):
I said, if anything, if you have to have this magician,
do it at not the wedding, but at some other
celebration of something. I Thinktte wants to marry me.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
That magician was crazy, changed the subject. Fine, do you
want a magician for Christmas? Okay, you're ruining the show,
all right, I'll call you later. Bye, love you bye.
Speaker 2 (14:04):
I told you, I told you, I told you.
Speaker 1 (14:06):
You know I should do. I'm just gonna surprise her.
Your mom would say, no, I'm a surprise her with it.
Speaker 3 (14:11):
When you guys gave each other your gifts.
Speaker 1 (14:12):
Yeah, before we cut the cake, I'm like, before we
cut the cake. Oh, we go to cut the cake
and the magician comes out. The magician pops out of
the cake. Yeah, she can't say no.
Speaker 2 (14:21):
Then she can't say no.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
Uh, she cuts the cake, magician pops out. Hey, I'm
here for twenty minutes of rope tricks and calculator games.
Speaker 2 (14:29):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, just don't It was.
Speaker 1 (14:33):
It was the coolest thing. It was the coolest thing,
mind blown great one thing he did yesterday, which uh,
which is cool, but I wish I was more involved.
It was he goes, hey, guys, for my birthday, after dinner,
I'm gonna have five of you come up and tell
your favorite story.
Speaker 3 (14:54):
About me, did you roast them?
Speaker 1 (14:56):
Well, here's the thing. When I heard this, everybody I
was sitting around and sitting next to They're like, oh
my god, don't don't ask me. I hope I don't
go up there. And I'm like, oh, I'm gonna crush it.
If he selects me to do a speech, like, it's
gonna be a great speech. I'm gonna Get'm gonna do
a good speech. I got some jokes ready, So all
throughout dinner, I'm working on this speech and I'm like,
all right, cool. If he selects me, I'm gonna crush
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this birthday party. I'm ready. So he goes all right,
like mom come on up or something like that, like
of course, yeah, right, of course the mom gotta come up.
And he's like then he gave a speech about like
this best friend that he grew up with that like
protected him from bullies and stuff. And I'm like, all right,
that's cool. And then he picked like his god daughter.
I'm like all right, And then he picked like two
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other people. I'm like, he really blew it was so
he didn't he didn't And the story and there's like
two of the stories that were the same it's like, oh,
we went golf. Every time we go golf, like Nick
has to go to the bathroom before we tea off. Oh,
he goes to bathroom all time. And another guy's like, yeah,
me and Nick were driving from LA to the Bay
Area and we had to pull over and to go
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to the bathroom, and then like some girl was going
to use the bathroom after him, and he's like, we
got to get out of here. I'm like, that's the
story for his birthday. Like you guys, you guys suck.
I was gonna have jokes. I was gonna have emotions,
tear jerkers, like dude, it was. I had my speech
ready for her and he never selected me, so he
lost out.
Speaker 3 (16:21):
Damn Did you tell him that?
Speaker 1 (16:22):
No? I probably should though. Yeah, I'm like, bro, you
really you should have selected me for your speech. Yeah,
crushed it. Yeah, And I told I told my fiance
afterwards because she's like because she said the same thing.
She's like, I was gonna give like a really emotional speech.
They were just kind of joking around. I'm like, yeah, man,
I had mine ready to go. She goes, what do
you mean, I'm like, what do you mean? All throughout dinner.
I was rehearsing my speech in my head, like, this
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is what I do for a living. What are you
talking about?
Speaker 3 (16:46):
It was like my sister's speech.
Speaker 1 (16:48):
Yeah, you're the wedding speech is good. And so then
I she's like, what do you mean. I'm like, well,
this is what pretty much I was gonna say. So
I ran in by her. She's cracking up, and then
I'm like, then I was gonna say this. She goes, oh,
that's so sweet. So I would I would have crushed it.
And she's like, oh, yeah, you would have. She goes,
I would have told a heartfelt story. I'm like, of
course you would have.
Speaker 3 (17:07):
Yeah, but it's not funny.
Speaker 1 (17:08):
It's not funny. No, I would have stolen the show. Okay,
magician at the wedding. It's still up in the air.
We're going to pencil that in. Okay, we're gonna have
to circle back on that one. If you say so,
all right, I want to hear about your Thanksgiving bench
press bench press a fawn. You want to tell another
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story first.
Speaker 3 (17:30):
I could just talk about my Thanksgiving. So nothing super
crazy happens my mom. My mom was supposed to work
that day and she was going to so she does like.
Speaker 1 (17:47):
Only I don't know what it's called.
Speaker 3 (17:49):
No, sorry, no she does no, she could no pull
in some no, because Jesus wouldn't like that.
Speaker 1 (17:57):
Oh that's right.
Speaker 3 (17:58):
So she's a nurse and she goes to patients' homes
and like does their wound care or meditation.
Speaker 2 (18:07):
Or whatever whatever that's called.
Speaker 3 (18:11):
So she was like, I'm going to try to stop
at the house in between patients and do Thanksgiving dinner
and then like leave and go see you know, the patient,
come back, cook more, and leave. And I was like
that's fucking crazy, Like that's doing too much.
Speaker 2 (18:23):
So me and my little sister got together.
Speaker 3 (18:26):
We're like we're gonna cook Thanksgiving dinner so she doesn't
have to worry about it so she can get home
from work and everything's done. So we get there to
my mom's house and she's like in bed dying, like
she's hella sick. So she didn't even go to work. Yeah,
she also called out on Thanksgiving and was just like
in bed. So I'm like, you know, like okay, well
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we're here. So I'm like making her tea and like
seeing what she wants anything, bring her food and whatever.
And Thanksgiving Day morning again, went and took her her
little tea and me and my sister are starting to
cook her. Not to call my mom a bitch, but
this bitch then gets up out of bed yeah, and
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starts dyeing her hair and takes a long ass shower,
and she to her makeup and gets all ready.
Speaker 1 (19:16):
For Thanksgiving dinner, healthy enough for a mommy makeover, right,
And we're like.
Speaker 3 (19:23):
So, how does it feel to have the whole day
just to only get yourself ready and not worry about
She was like, it's great.
Speaker 2 (19:29):
It feels like a spy. I love having daughters. You
guys just do everything for me.
Speaker 3 (19:34):
And we're like, okay, well cool, I'm glad you enjoy it,
you know. And now right, I'm so sick. And now
she's like, wow, everything went great. You guys should just
do it every year. Well she actually sick. Then she
actually was hell is sick. And so I thought she
was just gonna sit in bed all day. Yeah, Nah,
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this bitch got up and like dyed her hair and
like did facial and took a long ass shower and
fucking all the things, like she took like an everything shower,
all the things.
Speaker 2 (20:11):
And then and then She would like pop.
Speaker 3 (20:13):
Into the kitchen every once in a while and criticize
our cooking and like, I know.
Speaker 2 (20:18):
You gotta do it this way.
Speaker 3 (20:19):
Problem.
Speaker 2 (20:20):
We're like, that's uh huh, we're cooking. Go back to
your room, get out of the kitchen.
Speaker 3 (20:26):
So that happened anyways, So everything turned out great, really
really good. We went to my aunt's house after my
cool ant's house. That's where we all go get drunk. Yes,
so she always will send a text every year and
like everyone's welcome for dessert after because she knows we
all like kind of have her own Thanksgivings. She just
like everyone's welcome to come over for a dessert after.
And I was like, okay, dessert weink. So we walk
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in with like a bottle. We got a giant buzzball
to play the Thanksgiving buzzball game, and nobody wanted to
play because nobody wanted to drink the buzzball. The Thanksgiving
buzzball game is essense. We saw it on like TikTok.
Speaker 1 (21:02):
It's like hot potato.
Speaker 2 (21:03):
It's like hot potato, but with the buzzball. Okay, and
then like if you lose, you to drink it whole thing.
Speaker 3 (21:08):
No, no, no, no, you just like drink some and
then you keep passing it around.
Speaker 2 (21:12):
So we're like all excited to play.
Speaker 3 (21:14):
We waited until Thanksgiving, until we were at my aunt's
house so that there was enough people to make it fun.
So it was just like me and my sister passing
it back and back forth, and nobody wanted to play,
so everyone was just like drinking wine. Last year for Thanksgiving,
we all got super super fucked up. Yeah, like up
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until five people are hugging the toilet, like super fucked up.
Speaker 2 (21:38):
So this year everyone was like, no, gonna do that again.
I'm gonna take it slow.
Speaker 3 (21:42):
So they're just like sipping wine and drinking beer, and
nobody wanted a shot, so we made everyone take a
shot anyways, but then we all only took one shot anyway.
So all the guys were hanging out in the garage
playing video games and that's where they like keep the beer.
So they're all drinking and the girls are inside.
Speaker 1 (21:59):
Measuring their diadksiving measure. The girls are not measuring their dicks.
Speaker 3 (22:03):
The guys were in the garage, girls are inside, and
then I don't know how the cousins, like even the
girls ended up in the garage.
Speaker 2 (22:16):
I forget, like what was happening.
Speaker 3 (22:18):
Oh, my two younger cousins were playing video games and
had a like a head shaving bet for the loser.
So everyone everyone ended up in the garage because we're
watching them play. I think they're playing like COD or
cod or whatever the fuck they call it. I don't
know what they call it these days. They're playing Call
of Duty and they had a bet on whoever lost
was gonna have their head shaved. So that's why we
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all ended up in the garage because we were watching
them play. My little cousin also has like this little
mini it's like a workout bench, but you could tell
it's for like teenagers, like it's smaller than adult one
you would see in a gym.
Speaker 1 (22:54):
Like my play school. Is my first workout bench? Y? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (22:57):
Yeah, it was a workout bench with like a bar
bell and then it has like the handles on top
to do pull ups, and it has like the strings
to do these things whatever they're called. Anyways, so he
started showing off, and he's only fourteen, so he's all about, like, oh,
get so much a bench press. So she's showing everyone
how much he can best bench press, right, like too bad,
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Like I think he was doing it. The guys didn't care.
I think he was showing the girls. But we were like,
we're all your fucking cousins, like.
Speaker 1 (23:25):
Yeah, what are you trying to try to help? Trying
to help your cousin Like okay, cool, it's the name
of this podcast, cousin Helper.
Speaker 3 (23:32):
No, all right, no, So so he's I think it
was like he had two.
Speaker 2 (23:42):
I forget how much it was total. I think it
was like eighty total.
Speaker 3 (23:47):
Okay, had to have been two twenty five's in two fifteen's.
I think that we're on there.
Speaker 1 (23:54):
And was it a like an Olympic bar or like
a plastic bar, because Olympic bars that's another forty five pounds.
Speaker 2 (24:00):
He said it was witless, So okay, so just waitless,
just to waits then.
Speaker 1 (24:03):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (24:04):
So he's bench pressing that. The guys are going and
I'm thinking, remember at that carnival when I deadlifted like,
what was it one forty five or something like that?
I deadlifted that, and I thought, I'm watching them fucking
bench press that shit, and I'm going I could do that.
Speaker 2 (24:25):
I could do at least one, right.
Speaker 3 (24:27):
Mind you, I haven't worked out in months, haven't lifted
await months. And when I did lift wait, it was
twenty five.
Speaker 1 (24:33):
But you've been throwing that turkey around the kitchen all day.
Speaker 3 (24:36):
Sounds like I could do that. And then they were like,
are you sure because I'm watching even the guys struggle,
and I was like, hmmm, take the fifteens off. So
they take the fifteens off.
Speaker 2 (24:50):
Now it's fifty.
Speaker 3 (24:50):
I was like, okay, you fifty. I could do that,
So I did. At first, I think I did like
twelve right. Everyone's like, oh cool, good job. The guys
aren't impressed because they're like weak bitch, but I was.
But the girls are like, oh yeah, cool, we don't care.
I was like, you do it, ye. So I one
of my little cousins tried to do it. She couldn't
(25:11):
even lift it up. She couldn't even get it off
her chest to one.
Speaker 2 (25:14):
And I'm like, see, it's like it's not that easy.
Speaker 3 (25:17):
We're girls and we're smaller than them and we don't
work out, and I, me and my little sister do it.
You do it same thing. Couldn't even get it off
her chest. I'm like, see it's not easy. You guys
are laughing at me.
Speaker 1 (25:28):
I was like, damn loss, that's a gorilla fifty pounds around.
Speaker 2 (25:32):
And then my older sister, the buff.
Speaker 1 (25:35):
One uh huh Naomi, yeah, Namy, And we all.
Speaker 3 (25:38):
Know that she's buff, that she's like a fucking man.
So we were like, Naomi, you come do it. She's
like okay, but we all know she's gonna like blow
me out of the water, right, but we just want
to watch her be a man.
Speaker 2 (25:47):
So she she did it, and she did.
Speaker 3 (25:49):
Like forty or something like, she did hella bench presses.
Speaker 1 (25:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (25:54):
Then my mom comes in and.
Speaker 3 (25:56):
Was like, oh, let me try.
Speaker 2 (25:57):
I want to let me see what I can do.
Speaker 3 (25:59):
Right, it comes in mind you my mom is like
five feet we're probably the same weight, but she's shorter
than me.
Speaker 2 (26:05):
She's shorter than me, if you can believe it.
Speaker 3 (26:08):
So my mom goes and we have like all the
guys are like standing there like spotting her, right because
it's like my mom.
Speaker 2 (26:14):
She's easily fuck I don't know, it's sixty two.
Speaker 1 (26:17):
Now and dying of COVID and and she was or
whatever the fuck tuberculosis eighteen, got smallpox, the black plate,
black leg.
Speaker 3 (26:34):
So anyway, so my mom goes and my mom did,
like I forget. She did like twenty four, twenty five.
Hell yeah, fifty pound bench presses impressive.
Speaker 2 (26:44):
And then I was like, you ain't sick, give me dinner.
Speaker 3 (26:49):
I was like, ain't no fucking way. I was like,
let me go again. Move.
Speaker 2 (26:53):
I was like, I was like Marlon Wayne's and White
Chick's like, oh, bitch, get out the way.
Speaker 3 (26:58):
So then I went.
Speaker 2 (26:59):
Again, and then I only could do like fourteen.
Speaker 3 (27:01):
Damn your mom up to you though, Long story short,
I'm still sore as fuck, like right here my back,
my triceps, my shoulders, right here, my biceps, like I
can't even scratch my own back, like it's I'm sore
as fuck, like my arms are tight. And then I'm like,
damn if I I wonder if I would have not
(27:21):
stopped working out, how much I could have done?
Speaker 1 (27:25):
Oh easily, way more easily more. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (27:28):
Anyways, I was like, is this what it's like to
be a boy? Like you guys just get drunk and
then start having workout challenges. Yeah, Like I felt like
we were a bunch.
Speaker 1 (27:34):
Of dudes in there pretty much.
Speaker 3 (27:36):
We're all in and dresses and skirts and shit like
punch pressing. I wonder if I have videos or something.
I don't know I was, I wasn't super super drunk.
Oh no, I don't have any videos. I do have
a picture of our food, though, you want to.
Speaker 1 (27:51):
See hell yeah? And then I want to ask you
a question. It looks nice. Is the stuff that you made?
Speaker 3 (27:58):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (28:01):
Deviled eggs, yep, deviled eggs. Those are full sized marshmallows.
And those yams. Huh?
Speaker 3 (28:07):
Mac and cheese, Yeah, my little sister made the yams.
Speaker 1 (28:10):
What's the white? What's this one? Is this mac and cheese?
Mashed potatoes? What's on top? What's the yellow butter?
Speaker 3 (28:16):
That had melted.
Speaker 1 (28:18):
Stuffing? Cranberry sauce. This looks homemade because I see liked, yes,
and then mac and cheese. Let me see, yes, that's
bigger than the turkey.
Speaker 3 (28:31):
It was a box of noodles.
Speaker 1 (28:33):
That's humongous. That's awesome, but you know what, it was
almost all gone fair. What's the green of these brussels
with bacon?
Speaker 3 (28:42):
And then and then that's the stuffing. And then look
at these cute Okay, so we didn't have pretzels for
the stems, but I made pumpkin biscuits. Oh, and then
that is like a like a caramel apple cheesecake.
Speaker 1 (28:59):
Does our what's in the little cup pick in? The
timming revers what's in the pumpkin muffin? What is that?
Speaker 2 (29:07):
It's just regular like honey butter biscuits, but they're shaped
like pumpkins.
Speaker 1 (29:11):
Oh very nice, Oh very nice. Okay, So I have
two things about I don't know if you can answer
this conspiracy theory. Did you get you got that text
message from Eric about Stofer's stovetop stuffing?
Speaker 3 (29:25):
I think so that sounds familiar.
Speaker 1 (29:27):
Okay, let me let me ringing a bell A Mandela effect.
He says, Oh, it used to be or something. Wasn't
it Stofer's stove top? Now it's just stovetop stuffing. I
thought it was always Stofer's stove I think. So okay,
here's my other conspiracy theory.
Speaker 3 (29:47):
The Kenchrick Lamar album.
Speaker 1 (29:48):
No I want to hear that theory though, But wasn't
Thanksgiving because.
Speaker 2 (29:53):
I just racist?
Speaker 3 (29:54):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (29:55):
Actually it was. Uh. I spent a good ten minutes
like scrolling through my my calendar. This weekend. Wasn't Thanksgiving
always like the third Thursday of November and now it's
always the last week.
Speaker 2 (30:07):
I thought it was just always the last Thursday of.
Speaker 1 (30:10):
November, the last Thursday. Yeah, I could have sworn it
was the third Thursday, because you would have Thanksgiving and
then another like three weeks of school. Then you'd go
on Christmas break. And now it's like today's December second,
and then Christmas. You know what I mean, Like we're
only back to work for two weeks.
Speaker 3 (30:30):
I mean my son does have three weeks of school one, two, three, Yeah,
he has three weeks of school and then he's on
Christmas break.
Speaker 1 (30:42):
Thanksgiving, third Thursday, Thanksgiving the third Thursday the month.
Speaker 3 (30:48):
Three.
Speaker 1 (30:49):
Wait, the third Thursday of November falls between the fifteenth
and the twenty first, and on what day I could
have sworn it was always the third.
Speaker 3 (31:02):
I thought it was always the last Thursday.
Speaker 2 (31:05):
But maybe I'm making that up here, you go.
Speaker 1 (31:06):
My roommate and I were just talking about whether Thanksgiving
falls on the third or the fourth Thursday of November.
We both distinctly remember it being the third same, but
everything we look up says it's always been the fourth.
Google links to Mandela Effect blah blah blah, mind blowing. Yeah,
(31:27):
I don't know, and then nobody on Reddit's helping. Oh
here go. It was officially changed to the fourth Thursday
in nineteen forty one. That doesn't help us. We weren't
around for that. Okay, whatever, that might be a Mandela.
So would you like to talk about the hard launch
(31:48):
that happened?
Speaker 2 (31:49):
It wasn't a hard launch. I just was drunk.
Speaker 1 (31:54):
That's a good family photo you posted.
Speaker 5 (31:56):
It's cute, right, And then I I comment, did hard
launch Unlett's photo? I'm like, wait a minute, maybe she
has posted this individual before.
Speaker 1 (32:07):
And I scrolled through and I'm like, nope, he's nowhere
on the timeline.
Speaker 2 (32:11):
I have posted him before.
Speaker 1 (32:12):
In the story and he's always like kind of yeah,
half half a face, maybe an arm. Yeah, that's why
that was a hard launch.
Speaker 3 (32:22):
That wasn't a hard launch. He's on my timeline still,
you just got to scroll back a few years.
Speaker 1 (32:27):
What did he say about it?
Speaker 3 (32:29):
Nothing?
Speaker 2 (32:30):
I was so I was already pretty drunk.
Speaker 1 (32:32):
Great outfit you had, by the way, thank you, great photo,
Thank you. Jelanie looks very dapper like that he is.
Speaker 2 (32:39):
I think I got that sweater from American Eagle.
Speaker 1 (32:46):
He looks good.
Speaker 2 (32:47):
Yeah. So I was already pretty drunk when we took
those pictures.
Speaker 1 (32:55):
Right, I'm not going to show the man.
Speaker 3 (33:00):
Somebody behind my finger, right, I forced them to take
pictures of me. Normally, I'll like, I'll just take pictures.
I'll take pictures with Jeelani, and then those are the
ones that I post because.
Speaker 1 (33:14):
I'm looking. I don't see this guy anywhere on your time.
Speaker 2 (33:15):
I keep here, y is he's on there?
Speaker 3 (33:17):
You just gotta scrolled down because I haven't posted us
in a while.
Speaker 2 (33:23):
So I took pictures with Jelanni.
Speaker 3 (33:28):
Then I took pictures with the three of us, and
then I took pictures with just him. And most of
the time the pictures that I take with him are
like just for me.
Speaker 1 (33:36):
Yeah, I don't get that. I don't post them, right,
spank bank saver for later? Ye what?
Speaker 2 (33:41):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (33:43):
And then I'm sitting there and like immediately after we
took them, I was just going through them and favoriting,
like the ones that I liked, uh huh.
Speaker 2 (33:51):
And then I was just like, oh, look I like
this one.
Speaker 3 (33:54):
Do you like it? He's like yeah, it's cool. I'm like,
do you care if I post it? And he was
like no, I don't care.
Speaker 1 (33:59):
I was going to ask was there was there a
so New Year's twenty twenty two was the last time
I see him on here? Yeah, all right, and his
face is covered. Well, oh no, there's a there's a
face photo.
Speaker 3 (34:12):
No, he's on there like I wasn't. I'm not like
fucking kardashianing him like he's on there. And yes, we.
Speaker 2 (34:25):
Split up.
Speaker 3 (34:28):
I don't know when, a couple of years ago, a
year ago, one or two years ago, whatever, but we
never stopped.
Speaker 2 (34:36):
Talking and hanging out.
Speaker 3 (34:37):
Yeah, and so yeah, so we still hang out.
Speaker 1 (34:45):
It was good to see him on the timeline.
Speaker 3 (34:47):
Yeah, I mean, you know, yeah, it's good. We're very
good friends.
Speaker 1 (34:51):
Good. I like him. It's good to see hill the time.
Speaker 3 (34:55):
So he spent Thanksgiving here with my family, and we're
spending Christmas in Atlanta with his family. It'll be fun.
Speaker 1 (35:04):
It continues. We love that. All right, let's wrap up
this podcast. I think that's all the questions I had. Uh, yes,
all right. On Instagram, we are at Strawberry and Lazette's.
You want to go see her hard launch find her
on Instagram.
Speaker 2 (35:18):
Stop making any thing I'm not giving my Instagram. Now,
you're being weird.
Speaker 1 (35:22):
I didn't mean to be weird. It just caught us
all by surprise? Did it you kind of did?
Speaker 2 (35:27):
I think it'll only caught you you by surprise because
I know you.
Speaker 1 (35:31):
That's why I caught me by surprise.
Speaker 2 (35:33):
What does that mean?
Speaker 1 (35:36):
Follow us on Instagram at l i z e t
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at Strawberry Radio and check out all our podcasts anywhere
you stream your podcast plus our YouTube channel. Talk to
you before Christmas.
Speaker 2 (35:48):
Peace, bye,