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Speaker 1 (00:00):
You listening Morning Drive with Christy Live on demand. There's
a lot of things that you can do with a
body once someone has deceased.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Yeah, hear me out. Okay, here's a point to this. Okay.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
Every Tuesday and Thursday on Classic Kids, one of three
point seven always talk about the crazy viral trends and
things happening in the world, and something.
Speaker 3 (00:23):
Called you gotta be kidding me.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
But just in case you're not around on Tuesdays and
Thursdays around.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Eight to fifty.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
That's forty. There's no reason why you shouldn't know about
this nonsense. So after you die, you've heard of cremation. Yep,
you've heard it being buried. Yeah, well, now people.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
Are turning their loved ones into diamonds. No, this is
a thing.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
People are taking the ashes of their loved ones. Uh
huh and spinning them into fine custom jewelry. Really, yes,
And I'm not talking about like, oh, sprinkle the ashes
into like a locket and wear that I'm talking about
you're proposing with grandma's ring.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
But grandma is the actual ring.
Speaker 4 (01:03):
Like as in a diamond ring.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
As in a diamond ring, you could put her in
a keychain, you can put her in a necklace whenever
you'd like put her in your tooth.
Speaker 3 (01:12):
I mean.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
That's pretty creative.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
So if you're looking to sparkle in the afterlife, they
kid it's classic kids.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
Three points.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
That Crazy Train News with Christie Live in Morning drops
Today the Crazy Train's about to head out to Tampa, Florida.
But first things first. At seven twenty, what can People Win?
Speaker 5 (01:47):
Producer Karna, They go with take us to see Simple
Minds saft Cell. They're coming to the Toyota Pavilion and
conquered on May twentieth.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
All Right, seven twenty listen for that, along with eighty
minutes of commercial free music. Today, the Crazy Train is
headed out to Tampa, Florida, where Kim Spencer is a
new hero. She has a nine year old rescue dog, Kona,
and she was out walking her dog.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
A few days ago.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
Everything was fine until it wasn't until a huge alligator
jumped out of the water near where she was walking her.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
Dog, and she had to spring into action.
Speaker 6 (02:25):
And it suddenly jumped out and got her whole head
inside its mouth. And I guess that's where I stopped thinking,
and I just dove on it and was trying to
pry its shaws open. We just got lucky because it
ran just as quickly as it ran after us. It
went right back in the water and I got up
and we were out of there.
Speaker 4 (02:42):
I'm sorry, Scraffy, that would have been it.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
I'm just keeping it real. I'm not fighting an alligator
over my dog.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
I'm not. I'm not. I'm not doing it.
Speaker 7 (02:51):
The six foot alligator.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
She said, you said, give me my damn dog bag,
not today, Ali, not today.
Speaker 4 (03:00):
And Kona is final. She's my hero. She saves a dog.
I don't know what I would have done.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
Run, that's what you should do, But she said to herself,
she stopped thinking and jumped into action. You just never
know when you're faced with certain situations. But she was like,
not today, see you later, alligator. Hey, that's your daily
crazy news story. You can ride the Crazy Train every
weekday at seven, ten and nine to forty and it's
(03:27):
on demand too at Classic Kids one O three seven
dot com.
Speaker 4 (03:31):
I'm cracking up at how funny you are.
Speaker 7 (03:33):
Oh my god, cracking Oh here we go.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
Yeah, Christie Live.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
All families have drama, but some families have a little
bit more.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
Drama than the average family. I e. Producer Karina's Family.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
It's Classic Kids one O three point seven Every Tuesday
and Thursday. Gotta check in with producer Karina's Crazy Family.
It is time for another episode of your favorite radio soap.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
Opera, Karna's Family Drama.
Speaker 4 (04:02):
I forgot to tell you what happened last week?
Speaker 2 (04:05):
What happened?
Speaker 4 (04:07):
My dad got in trouble yet again.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
Okay, hold on.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
So if you don't know producer Karina's dad, Juan, he
is an amazing man. He's super fun. But so far
he's almost left the family dog in the middle of
Benie Shaft. He almost tried to kill the family dog
by feeding her meat after you told him not to.
Speaker 4 (04:27):
Yep.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
He almost broke the refrigerator trying to repair it with
a blow dryer.
Speaker 3 (04:32):
Yep.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
And now what did he do to get in trouble?
Speaker 5 (04:35):
So the other day he texted me and he was like, hey,
can you pick up Levea.
Speaker 4 (04:38):
It was a school day, I.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
Said, okay, Lavea is Karina's niece.
Speaker 5 (04:43):
Yes, So all day goes by and we're like, okay,
that's weird that we haven't really heard from my dad
or anything like that. And my mom's like, oh, he
said he was going to go to the gym, he
was gonna go run errands?
Speaker 7 (04:53):
Where do you think my dad was?
Speaker 5 (04:55):
And the only reason we found out is because he
posted a photo on Facebook, all.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
The pictures a always get one in trouble. Come to
find out.
Speaker 7 (05:04):
He took off the cash Creek without telling us no.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
Way he did.
Speaker 5 (05:08):
And he called a friend of his Alan to go
with him to Cash Creek.
Speaker 4 (05:14):
He didn't tell my mom anything.
Speaker 5 (05:16):
And the only reason we found out is because he
posted a photo of himself having a glass of wine
at Cash Creek talking about life is rough.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
I kid you not.
Speaker 7 (05:27):
And now my mom was like, which.
Speaker 4 (05:30):
Is that cash creeper? Can't we says?
Speaker 1 (05:32):
You know.
Speaker 5 (05:32):
She's upset, but she's like really, like, why didn't you
just say you wanted to go to the casino? But
he's like this last minute, I planned it. Last minute. Okay, Dad,
you're gone the entire day. We're trying to figure out
where you're at. You're running errands all day.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
He ran right to the slap machine. Yes we did, Yes,
he did that. One thought he could double down on
decid but Connie's not playing games. Has one's luck? Finally
run out.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
Or can he cash in on a second chance at forgiveness.
We'll find out on Thursday in another episode of Karina's
family drama Quan one one never a dull moment.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
At all, Never, oh Man.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
Every Tuesday and Thursday, after we check in with Karina's family,
you gotta talk about the crazy viral trends happening in
the world and something called you gotta be kidding me,
which is what you will say when you find out
the latest I guess you could say apartment style place
that people are renting out live.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
It's crazy. Talk about it next on Classic.
Speaker 3 (06:46):
Kids, Christie Lie.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
These days, it seems like everything is a lot more expensive,
from eggs to groceries. Rent, especially in the Bay Area
and even around the world, has gotten crazy. But one
woman has devised the ultimate plan to save money on rent.
Every Tuesday and Thursday on Classic Kids one oh three
point seven, talk about the crazy viral trends and stories
(07:09):
happening in the world, and something.
Speaker 3 (07:10):
Called you gotta be kidding me.
Speaker 4 (07:13):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
Young woman in China decided to save money on rent
by renting out the bathroom at the factory where she works.
Speaker 3 (07:23):
You gotta be kidding me?
Speaker 1 (07:25):
No, This woman pays seven dollars a month for a
six square foot bathroom facility. It comes with a toilet
and a sink. It's big enough for her to bring
in a small bed and a portable hangar unit for
her clothes, and her boss says she insisted on paying
double since she gets water and electricity, but they didn't
want to take advantage of her, so they're only charging
(07:45):
her seven bucks a month.
Speaker 4 (07:47):
Don't other people need to use that bathroom.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
Not if she's living there?
Speaker 4 (07:51):
You gory gidding me No? Sounds like a crappy situation.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
The girl.
Speaker 3 (07:59):
You gottaby getting me classic kids.
Speaker 4 (08:01):
One of three point seven.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
Time to play Give Me five. Helen's in the house
ready to try and take down Joe as our give
Me five champion. Thanks for calling to play Gimme five.
Lovely to hear you in the morning Star.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
Oh you're so sweet. Now, I got to give you
an easy category.
Speaker 4 (08:19):
All right.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
Look the way the game works is, I'm gonna give
you a category. You just gotta give me five things
in that category in ten seconds, and you will be
the new Gimme five champ. Clock starts when I say
go play along with Helen. If you're listening, give me
five water brands go oh my gosh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 (08:42):
Vay yah.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
I don't even know if that's one water, Aquaina, Sezee,
oh Man, Aquafina and Fuji. Definitely there's a Bon Perryer Kirkland,
you know. Shout out to cohost brand that one always
comes through in a clutch. Voss Water, which is delicious.
(09:04):
Something about Boss water just makes you feel rich when
you're drinking it out of that glass bottle.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
Thank you for calling to play.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
Unfortunately you didn't battle the brain freeze. You still get
a round of applause and my undying love, and please
try and call again and play another time. Joe, shout
out to Chavon, You're still the champ. Tomorrow we'll play again.
And coming up in nine point forty Hopping aboard the
Crazy Train with your daily crazy news story.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
What would you do.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
If you came face to face with a wild animal
and it was either you, your little dog.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
Or the animal.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
Wait you find out what one woman did tell you
next on Classic Kid, Classic Kids.
Speaker 2 (09:45):
With Christie Live in Morning Drops.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
Today, the Crazy Train is headed out to Tampa, Florida,
where Kim Spencer is a new hero She has a
nine year old rescue dog, ConA, and she was out
walking her dog.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
A few days ago.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
Everything was fine until a huge alligator jumped out of
the water near where she was walking her.
Speaker 2 (10:17):
Dog, and she had to spring into action.
Speaker 6 (10:19):
And it suddenly jumped out her and got her whole
head inside its mouth. And I guess that's where I
stopped thinking, and I just dove on it and was
trying to pride jaws open. We just got lucky because
it ran just as quickly as.
Speaker 4 (10:31):
It ran after us.
Speaker 6 (10:32):
It went right back in the water, and I got
up and we were.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
Out of there.
Speaker 4 (10:36):
I'm sorry, scruffy, that would have been it.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
I'm just keeping it real. I'm not biting an alligator
over my dog.
Speaker 7 (10:44):
A six foot alligator.
Speaker 1 (10:47):
She said, give me my damn dog bag. Not today, Allie,
not today.
Speaker 4 (10:52):
And ConA is fine. She's my hero. She saves a dog.
I don't know what I would have done, but.
Speaker 3 (10:58):
Run, that's what she's.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
But she said to herself, she stopped thinking and jumped
into action.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
You just never know when you're faced with certain situations.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
But she was like, see you later, alligatory.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
That's your daily crazy news story.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
You can ride the Crazy Train every weekday at seven,
ten and nine forty and it's on demand too at
Classic Hits one O three seven dot com.
Speaker 4 (11:22):
I'm cracking up at how funny you are.
Speaker 7 (11:24):
Oh my god, cracking Oh.
Speaker 2 (11:28):
Here we go.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
Yeah, I promise you this Toto and Journey coming up
is gonna be a whole lot better than these jokes
on Classic Kids. You're listening Good Morning Drive with Christie
Live on demand