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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Tickets to the Happiest place on Earth.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Oh boring, No, no, no, no, you gotta try that again,
Christy boy, Okay, your mickey, So you know, struggling there.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
You know, Christy is a little struggling today. How are
you doing this morning? Hopefully it's all good as you
start this Thursday, April twenty fourth, seven, twenty eight twenty
listen to win four free tickets to the Disneyland Resort.
Last night, had a chance to head out to Thrive
City out in front of the Chase Center. Shout out
to everyone who came out for the Warriors Game two
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watch party I hosted.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
And now my voice is like struggling like we were
last night.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
Yeah, I know I was struggle last night, worth and
not DIY good.
Speaker 4 (00:41):
But how was your DJ gig or how was your gig?
Speaker 3 (00:44):
It was great, d Sharp was mixing.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
I was just bopping around the crowd, hanging out, definitely
saying what's up to the entire dub nation. And Saturday
we're back at it again at home in Chase five
point thirty tip off against the Rockets.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
So let's go years.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
Hopefully you can get her done, because like I said,
last night was not cute.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
All right, And tonight's the NFL Draft, by the way, Oh,
I'm excited for that.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
Maybe we can put our team back together again.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
If you're new here, Producer Krean and I we're big sports, Gilp,
we are, yes. And if you are a sports person
and you ride hard for your Bay Area team, we.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
Appreciate you and we love you. Yes, unless you're rooting
for the Raadors.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
I'm kidding, dollly kidding, delly kidding, I'm just kidding. We
love everybody, Christy, We do love everybody equally, maybe for
nine or faith.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
So just a little bit more, just to there you go.
All right, all right, says.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
Again In the morning started, you know, Tuesdays and Thursdays,
we usually talk about the crazy viral trends and things
happening in the world, and something called you gotta be
kidding me.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
And that's exactly what you say when you hear about.
Speaker 5 (01:52):
This next Christie Live.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
People are finding the craziest way to honor their loved
ones they're dearly departed. Every Tuesday and Thursday, gotta talk
about the crazy viral trends and things happening in the world.
Speaker 6 (02:07):
And something called you gotta be kidding me. You know
how they say ashes to ashes, dust to dust. Yeah,
well now it's ashes to ashes, dust to a tree.
After you die, you can turn yourself into a tree
literally with this new thing capsula mundy.
Speaker 4 (02:25):
I know actually quite a few people that have done that.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
No, yeah, they stop it.
Speaker 4 (02:29):
Yeah, they put it into the ground. It's like you're
giving back to the earth.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
No, that's scattering your ashes. That is not what this is.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
Imagine, after you die, you are placed in this human
sized egg looking pod. They plant that in the ground,
and what happens is the egg biodegrades. I guess it's
made of seeds and whatnot. You literally biodegrade with it
and sprout back up as a tree.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
You gotta be kidding me.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
Listen, turn me into a grapevine and then let me
become wine and drink me.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
That would be a bitter, bitter one. Damn.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
Why calling me a bitter person.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
No, you're not bitter. We'll just call you a two
buck chuck because you're cheap. I'm just kidding.
Speaker 5 (03:22):
You.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
Gotity Kiddy, Classic.
Speaker 5 (03:24):
Kids three points Crazy with Christy live in Morning Drops.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
Today, the Crazy Train is headed out to Tyler, Texas.
Before we go though seven twenty listen for free Disneyland
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You can win four coming up.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
All right, It is awesome to bring jello shots to
a party who doesn't love jello shots. It is not
so awesome when you bring them to your kids elementary
school party. Oh, which is exactly what Teresa Bernal, who
was a mom of a student in the classroom did.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
This.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
Mom went to her local sweet shop and order some
jello shots, huh, and brought them to her kids party,
and the kids had some jellow shots, then had some more.
Didn't realize the shots were spiked with vodka until the
kids started complaining of stomach aches, headaches. One boy threw up,
another one went home and then passed out on the floor.
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And of course they did a little bit of research.
The mom said, I didn't know what was going on,
but there's always receipts. When you text the person about
your order and ask is there alcohol in this and
she says yes, maybe cancel the order. Don't say okay
and pick them up and bring up to the class
a bunch.
Speaker 4 (04:43):
Of drunk kids walking around shot shots.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
Shot shot.
Speaker 4 (04:48):
No, that's not okay.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
That is your daily crazy news story. Ride the Crazy train.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
Every week, say at seven, ten and nine forty. You
can always catch the Crazy news on demand as well.
Just go to Classic Kits one O three seven dot
com check out our podcast there what.
Speaker 4 (05:04):
Kind of Flavor with a jealous shot right asking for a.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
Friend Christie Live, Good Morning.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
It's eight thirty two and reality TV is entertaining.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
But one thing it is not is real.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
Tell you when you want the real deal drama, Just
come to Classic Kits what oh three point seven every
Tuesday and Thursday. Gotta check in with the Velaska's Household
and producer Corina's Crazy Family. It is time for your
favorite radio soap opera, Karina's Family Drama.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
My sister Cindy, she started texting me at five thirty
this morning. We're having a little family reunion on Saturday.
Speaker 3 (05:43):
Uh huh.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
So I have my uncle that came into town from
San Diego, and so she text me this morning, Hey,
can you give me a favor today? Can you drive
to Pacifica and pick up Uncle and Angie and then
stop by the Chinitos pick up some food and then
take them to Mitchell's to get some ice cream and
then bring them all the way home to Balao to Ballejo,
and I know that we work in the city, but
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to get to Pacifica, that's about what thirty to forty
five minutes. And so I said no, I said, I'm
not door dash and I'm not uber or lyft. Why
can't they just get dropped off over here by the station.
Speaker 4 (06:20):
And then maybe I'll.
Speaker 3 (06:21):
Take them home.
Speaker 4 (06:22):
But I'm not taking them anywhere else.
Speaker 3 (06:23):
This is your family visiting from out of town, Karina,
this is my family.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
But I'm just saying, like, why are you texting me
this early in the morning. Why didn't you give me
a heads up? Then maybe I would have felt nicer
about it and want to go pick up my uncle
and my cousin who's in town. Why are they on
this side of town? Did they just arrive? They just arrived? Okay,
But she knew that they were coming. I did not
know that they were coming. And so she's like, oh,
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that's messed up, So you can't go pick them up.
I don't want to drive all the way to Pacifica
to pick them up. Plus she's asking me to go
buy that she need does to get food, to go
by Mitchell's to get ice cream, and then take them
all the way back to her house, Like, why is
that my responsibility?
Speaker 3 (07:05):
I don't know. Am I wrong?
Speaker 1 (07:06):
Yes, this is your family visiting from out of town, Karina,
Why can't you go get them?
Speaker 2 (07:12):
I was hoping they could like take Bart and then
take a lift door and you're from me here. I
know they can hop on the ferry. That's another option
I gave her. Why don't they just get on the ferry.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
Hey, guys, get off the airplane, catch Bart that you've
never been on to the San Francisco ferry.
Speaker 3 (07:28):
Look up the schedule.
Speaker 4 (07:29):
So she said, okay, girl, I'll remember that.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
I'll remember that the next time that you need a
favor like Cowana.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
So she's upset. That's okay because we'll remember that.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
Karna, Karina's not driving, and Cindy's not trying, and Uncle
Ricardo and Angie are one fog bank away from becoming
Pacifica locals with someone cave or is this reunion lost
at see?
Speaker 3 (08:02):
We'll find out Tuesday on another episode.
Speaker 5 (08:06):
Of Karna's family drama.
Speaker 4 (08:09):
Won't be lost at the take the ferry.
Speaker 3 (08:12):
Just Cindy send me the info. I will go get that.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
Every Tuesday and Thursday after we check in with Karina's family.
You can get the crazy viral trends and news happening
in the world, and something called you gotta be kidding me,
and you will say that when you find out about
the latest viral TikTok trend coming up next.
Speaker 3 (08:32):
On Classic Kids one o three point seven.
Speaker 5 (08:34):
Christie Live.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
Social media is a great tool to communicate with friends,
to keep in touch with loved ones, and also to
apparently traumatize your kids. It's eight fifty on Classic Hits
one oh three point seven and every Tuesday and Thursday
talk about the crazy viral trends, things happening in the
world that make.
Speaker 3 (08:52):
You say, you gotta be kidding me. I'm so hungry.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
I could eat a kid is the newest TikTok trend.
Speaker 3 (09:00):
So what is it?
Speaker 1 (09:01):
Parents are going up to their little kids and saying,
I'm so hungry, I could eat a kid, just so
they could get their reactions, which are actually pretty hilarious
and kind of cute, but still probably traumatizing.
Speaker 3 (09:14):
I'm so hungry right now, I can eat a kid.
You don't eat me. I'm so hungry, I could eat
a kid.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
You look like food.
Speaker 3 (09:32):
You kidding me?
Speaker 4 (09:36):
Go somewhere with that Mets Mama, our kids are so gullible.
Don't believe it.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
Oh man, Like I said, social media great for keeping
in touch with loved ones or traumatizing your kids.
Speaker 3 (09:47):
You do with it what you will? You goettity kidding me.
Speaker 5 (09:52):
Classic Kids three points with Christy Live.
Speaker 3 (09:57):
In morning time.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
Today, the crazy train is headed out to Tyler, Texas.
It is awesome to bring jello shots to a party.
Who doesn't love jello shots. It is not so awesome
when you bring them to your kid's elementary school party, oh,
which is exactly what Teresa Bernell, who was a mom
of a student in the classroom did This. Mom went
(10:27):
to her local sweet shop and order some jello shots
and brought them to her kids party, and the kids
had some jellow shots, then had some more. Didn't realize
the shots were spiked with vodka until the kids started
complaining of stomach aches headaches. One boy threw up, another
one went home and then passed out on the floor.
Speaker 3 (10:47):
And of course they did a little bit of research.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
The mom said, I didn't know what was going on,
but there's always receipts when you text the person about
your order and asked is there alcohol in this and
she says yes, Maybe cancel the order, don't say okay,
and pick them up and bring up to the class.
Speaker 4 (11:04):
A bunch of drunk kids walking around.
Speaker 3 (11:07):
Shot shot shot shot.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
No, that's not okay.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
That is your daily crazy news story. Ride the crazy
train every week, say at seven, ten and nine point forty.
You can always catch the crazy News on demand as well.
Just go to Classic Hits one O three seven dot com.
Check out our podcast There what kind of flavor with
a jealous shot right asking for a friend?
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