Bad Baby Names, Hairy Bigfoot Sightings, and Michael's a Hostage

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Marris Maris, that's what it's Monday with Marris, Hi Michael
in the morning, we got to turn mics on.

Speaker 2 (00:12):
Yeah, her butter, I'm so sorry about your loss.

Speaker 3 (00:16):
It wasn't a loss, though, because I feel like I won. Yeah,
I feel like I.

Speaker 4 (00:20):
Won in this situation.

Speaker 5 (00:22):
I mean, you want to you won two out of
the three games team in the league. So, by the way,
that third game is a wash.

Speaker 6 (00:28):
How is that?

Speaker 4 (00:30):
You know what? You know what?

Speaker 3 (00:31):
We're going to talk about that back, Yes, with the umpire. Oh,
that's the only that that loss.

Speaker 5 (00:37):
He just mentioned something to the umpire. It wasn't even
a big deal and it gets thrown out of the game. Also,
some horrible calls. I thought the first two games.

Speaker 3 (00:45):
Okay, I can see you're very bitter about the loss,
but I also lost this weekend too much. True lost
the bat Tigers won the series Tigers, but he did not.

Speaker 7 (00:59):
He like brought it around town their hips when he
said that too.

Speaker 2 (01:02):
Yes, dear listener, you may remember that last week Mike
and Marris made a bet.

Speaker 7 (01:07):
Mikey said, the Cubs.

Speaker 2 (01:08):
Are gonna sweep the Tigers, right, the Tigers are going
to sweep the Cubs.

Speaker 7 (01:12):
No, Yeah, sports things.

Speaker 4 (01:16):
Thank you.

Speaker 3 (01:18):
I said the Tigers were going to sweep the Cubs
because Michael got me all riled up, and what I
wanted to say was that the Tigers.

Speaker 4 (01:26):
Are going to win the series.

Speaker 3 (01:28):
Immediately, Michael's like, ah, I'll take that bet. I was like,
I'm not backing down.

Speaker 2 (01:33):
Okay, No, you said the Socks are going to sweep No,
who did you say? You said someone was going to
sweep someone.

Speaker 7 (01:43):
I physically can't sit anything out of before.

Speaker 5 (01:47):
But needless to say, Tigers took two out of three. Yes,
you did lose the technical bet, yes, and now what
do you have to do?

Speaker 3 (01:55):
We left the vote up to you listener, which was
the most dangerous You're.

Speaker 7 (01:59):
Not looking at for our best interest.

Speaker 4 (02:01):
It turns out it was a shot collar. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (02:03):
It was pizza from the opponents, and you get to
pick the topping.

Speaker 5 (02:09):
So like you would have to eat deep dish and
I would put it anchovies all over it.

Speaker 3 (02:12):
Yeah, and I would send you Detroit style. And then
the last one, which was the most interesting, was writing
a love letter to the other team's mascot and singing a.

Speaker 4 (02:22):
Karaoke song at the next Thursday.

Speaker 3 (02:24):
So the keeper of the bets Maria will reveal what
the terms of the bet will finalizing the bet will
be a little bit later in the show.

Speaker 2 (02:34):
I would like to say there's a difference between what
the keeper of the bet wants and what the corporate
Hill lawyers say we allowed to do on air.

Speaker 5 (02:41):
I think in your poll one particular thing one and
the lawyers were like, that's not happening.

Speaker 7 (02:45):
And it won by a lot of It's not close.

Speaker 2 (02:51):
We are fully going to have to be like, sorry,
we gave you a choice.

Speaker 5 (02:54):
Sorry Harris died.

Speaker 8 (02:56):
Oh no, no death hereas for you, Paul also Fun
to the Head changing things up today, So we're going
to re explain the new rules for Fun to the
Head and no Fun to the Heads coming up at
seven today with Ben Burnley and that as he's performing
live an unplugged breaking Benjamin set at the House of Blues.

Speaker 7 (03:16):
Yeah, he will not be here.

Speaker 5 (03:17):
Tickets to go see Ben burn Yes, yes, yes, yes.

Speaker 2 (03:20):
Yes, although could we get him in for a Fun
to the Head Do we think that will be?

Speaker 7 (03:24):
What if I did a Halo background music?

Speaker 3 (03:26):
I think we are trying to get him too. We'll
see how that goes.

Speaker 7 (03:31):
Clinger Buddies, that makes sense.

Speaker 4 (03:33):
I saw them.

Speaker 5 (03:34):
I edited in an interview of the two of them,
and I was like, Wow, this sounds like Bro was
just hanging out. This is crazy. Yeah. Also Bigfoot in Michigan,
mm hmm, got a sighting speaking of cleaneding. That's true.

Speaker 7 (03:45):
He loves the big Bigfoot hunts.

Speaker 5 (03:47):
And Japan is banning stupid baby names.

Speaker 9 (03:49):
Oh thank you, Japan.

Speaker 5 (03:50):
I wish we could do that.

Speaker 7 (03:51):
So many American celebrities would.

Speaker 4 (03:53):
Be screwed ahead of their game for sure.

Speaker 9 (03:56):
But yeah, it's gonna be a fun mash pit.

Speaker 7 (03:58):
Today is a fun mash pit.

Speaker 5 (04:00):
Get in the pit, Get in it.

Speaker 9 (04:01):
No elbows please, please, thank you.

Speaker 7 (04:04):
I will kick you in the back of the knees.

Speaker 9 (04:06):
Don't do that.

Speaker 5 (04:07):
I'm small now w chi weather with Michael, who likes
moisture readings way too much. Aw crap, what it is
one of those days?

Speaker 7 (04:19):
Did it change already?

Speaker 5 (04:20):
It's changing constantly?

Speaker 9 (04:22):
Oh god.

Speaker 5 (04:23):
So it's originally supposed to be mostly sunny today, but
now over here on the news they're saying there could
be some scattered showers and storms this afternoon. We are
still dealing with as you can look outside and see
the stupid wildfire smoke. But my Uh, my phone app
doesn't say any showers this afternoon. It just has a
few clouds here and there. So I guess this afternoon,

(04:43):
a few clouds could produce a shower here and there.
But other than that, nice today. Actually, not you questioning
the meteorologis on the teeth. Everybody says different things, and
I'm to the point where I'm so paranoid about it
that I bring like fourteen things together and I'm like, well,
we're screwed today.

Speaker 4 (04:58):
Who much?

Speaker 7 (04:59):
She get you a cauld and swimming radio.

Speaker 2 (05:01):
I like that and you can see you can stir
it up and gaze into it and tell us what
the weather's going to be, and you'll be as accurate
as any meteorologist on too.

Speaker 4 (05:10):
It's so true or the magic eight ball. Yeah, oh
I like that.

Speaker 7 (05:13):
Actually, yes, will it rain? Try asking later?

Speaker 5 (05:19):
You'll know this afternoon that's valid.

Speaker 7 (05:21):
Later it'll be raining. Then it will be like is
it raining?

Speaker 5 (05:24):
You'll be like no, So yeah, pretty nice today midday ish,
mid afternoon. A few clouds those could produce a quick shower,
but other than that sunshine that will be muted by
the stupid Canadian wildfire haze.

Speaker 3 (05:39):
Yes, and we want to thank everyone who came out
to Dino Derby on Saturday.

Speaker 7 (05:43):
Oh I brave, this might have been like this fire smoke.

Speaker 5 (05:46):
What my favorite radio station event I've ever done in
my career. It's incredible, so fun.

Speaker 7 (05:51):
Oh I love Dino Derby and we're going to.

Speaker 4 (05:53):
Talk about it next on Rock ninety five five.

Speaker 5 (05:56):
Pearl Jam Rock ninety five five, Chicago's rock station day
Morning inside the Morning mash Pit. And we had some
serious fun over the weekend. Not only did we have
lunch together at Rico Benny's, which was a first, but
that was after an event that was maybe my favorite
event I have ever done in my radio career at
a beautiful location overlooking the lake at the Field Museum.

(06:20):
See how long I can go here trying to talk?

Speaker 7 (06:23):
Just keep emphasizing words.

Speaker 5 (06:26):
It was so much fun and thanks to everybody who
came out.

Speaker 4 (06:29):
Yeah, Donald Derby was amazing.

Speaker 7 (06:31):
Yeah, I love Dinod Derby.

Speaker 3 (06:32):
I think it was a lot of fun seeing the
Kitty Derby it was fun, like the most serious in character.

Speaker 4 (06:40):
I'm a velociraptor.

Speaker 9 (06:41):
Yes you are, Yes you are, and it ran like it.

Speaker 4 (06:45):
I was like, Yeah, I.

Speaker 2 (06:47):
Liked the three year olds that didn't even know that
they were alive, and they're just sitting there in their
dino costumes, like looking around.

Speaker 7 (06:56):
We go go and then they're like what are we doing?

Speaker 5 (06:59):
And they're like, get us those glasses.

Speaker 7 (07:01):
It's like a turtle race, you know. Trying to keep
the attention was great.

Speaker 5 (07:06):
One of my favorite parts was all the different versions
of dino costumes. Yeah, because you see the typical one
that you always see, it's like short of brown colored,
you know, a t rex, right, But there's tri Sarah toops.
There's ones that look like the person sitting on top
of a dinosaur because it has fake legs, you know,
and like, I just thought that was so fun.

Speaker 4 (07:23):
So that one was actually illegal.

Speaker 3 (07:25):
It wasn't he was allowed to run, but he wasn't
actually competing because it wasn't fully encompassing the body. Interesting
because you can run a lot easier with the ones
that you're not all the way in.

Speaker 4 (07:36):
Interesting, seeing you're not being.

Speaker 5 (07:37):
But still creative.

Speaker 4 (07:39):
To our winner, Paul, the fastest dino of them all,
like that do that more? You got a thousand dollars.

Speaker 9 (07:52):
But yeah, everybody came out.

Speaker 3 (07:53):
We got to see a lot of listeners that we
don't get to see on a red It's so fun.

Speaker 7 (07:57):
Shout out my guy, Francis. You brought me all that
Star Wars.

Speaker 5 (08:02):
So let me tell you what happens here. So people
are well, people love Maria and this d this dude
Francis shows up and he has I thought he was
gonna give you like one thing. He just pulling things
out of this backpack like a clown car, just kept
coming and.

Speaker 7 (08:19):
Coming Santa with his sack.

Speaker 3 (08:23):
The thing that caught me off guard was he had
his backpack and I knew he had the Dino suit
in there, but then there was the wrapping paper. Yeah,
there's two giant things of Dino wrapping paper.

Speaker 5 (08:34):
And I was like, that's very kind, bro, whatch doing?

Speaker 7 (08:37):
And he's like, oh, thank you for asking Maria? It
was great.

Speaker 5 (08:43):
You know.

Speaker 2 (08:43):
He got me like that dat star popcorn basket that
you can only get from Disney.

Speaker 7 (08:47):
He got me a thermis.

Speaker 5 (08:49):
Which you filled with beer.

Speaker 2 (08:50):
Yeah, drank my beer out of that all day.

Speaker 5 (08:54):
Wasn't the thermous light up to it? Does? I mean,
this is a whole Star Wars situation. Did you get
this stuff at start? Is Thisney world?

Speaker 9 (09:00):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (09:00):
Wow?

Speaker 7 (09:01):
To be gotten at dizzy. I know the dedication. Thank
you Francis, Oh.

Speaker 9 (09:05):
Yeah, and the biggest thank you of all Field Museum.

Speaker 3 (09:09):
Yeah, for sure, thank you for letting us have our
fun event right on your lawn on the day that
you're celebrating Sue as she's turning twenty five.

Speaker 9 (09:18):
Turn twenty five, girl.

Speaker 4 (09:20):
It's a whole celebration.

Speaker 3 (09:21):
Is Sue going on all summer over at the Field Museum.
Don't miss out. If you haven't been to the Field
Museum in a while, go.

Speaker 7 (09:28):
It's so fun.

Speaker 9 (09:29):
It is and cool.

Speaker 3 (09:30):
It's like I remember the Field Museum as Field trips
for me when I was a kid, But now going
in as an adult, you have a completely different lens.

Speaker 4 (09:37):
Go and embrace and take it all there.

Speaker 2 (09:38):
You know what I want to do, but I don't
want to recommend to people just in case the Field
Museum doesn't like it, But I want to do it anyway.

Speaker 7 (09:43):
Isn't want to go to a Field Museum.

Speaker 2 (09:45):
Well, I'm Superstone on edibles.

Speaker 4 (09:48):
You knew that was coming.

Speaker 7 (09:49):
It would be cool and fun.

Speaker 5 (09:51):
It was, I mean it.

Speaker 4 (09:52):
Would be friend. It's time to york out.

Speaker 3 (10:03):
Y'all are gonna have to bear with me because there's
gonna a lot of There's gonna be a lot of
Switch to news.

Speaker 5 (10:07):
Good because I'm interested. I almost bought one yesterday again.

Speaker 4 (10:09):
Really yeah.

Speaker 5 (10:10):
I was sitting at home so bored yesterday and I
was like, dude, this would be so well. I'm seeing
now I'm seeing videos come out of Mario Kart and
different thing and I'm like.

Speaker 4 (10:17):
That looks so fun.

Speaker 3 (10:18):
Yes, so Mario Kart, Yeah, absolutely amazing. I dove in,
I have found my car, my character. I'm trying to
unlock as much stuff possible. I have not played the
open player twenty four people online game yet because I'm terrified.

Speaker 4 (10:36):
I'm still trying to get the gist of the game.

Speaker 3 (10:38):
But the biggest thing for me is how good it
is being backwards compatible, so like I've got all my
other Switch games.

Speaker 4 (10:47):
Made a big investment on that. The games are now
better with the Switch too.

Speaker 3 (10:53):
Oh interesting us Like, they're they're faster, they respond better.
One of the big things for me with the Pokemon
games on the Switch was a lot of the background
characters were very glitchy.

Speaker 4 (11:04):
It's been smooth, yes.

Speaker 3 (11:06):
So if you're thinking about it when you see one
grab it, that's.

Speaker 7 (11:10):
Really saying something because there.

Speaker 2 (11:12):
I've been seeing a lot of controversy surrounding the switch
to in the gaming community because they're really mad that
Nintendo really didn't do that much for updating it and
giving new features, and they just kind of like were like, hey,
this is an improvement on the one that maybe we
shouldn't have sent out in the first place, and the
one Yes.

Speaker 3 (11:29):
So all of that is accurate, And the Nintendo fan
community has been upset in general, but everybody who was
upset also went out.

Speaker 9 (11:39):
And bought a switch too.

Speaker 3 (11:40):
Yeah, so it's like, what are you being angry for?
But to what you're saying, yes, make it right the first.

Speaker 7 (11:46):
Time, right, don't. It's a beta.

Speaker 3 (11:49):
Nintendo who's like fifteen years late with keeping up with
Xbox and PlayStation now.

Speaker 9 (11:56):
They're a system behind.

Speaker 3 (11:57):
Technically because the switch to is as good as the
play station four graphically, gotcha?

Speaker 4 (12:02):
So I have a.

Speaker 5 (12:03):
Question, yes, and probably a question some parents might have
if I wanted to get the switch to and play
Mario Kart. I'm one person. What's it gonna cost me?
And then am I gonna go to buy it? And
they're gonna do this thing where they go, actually, you
need this, this this and this and that.

Speaker 3 (12:18):
So that was the thing that I got mad at
myself about. Because there was the SD card that gave
me more memory on the system.

Speaker 9 (12:25):
I didn't need it right away, so.

Speaker 5 (12:26):
I could just go get the box and I can
play Mario Kart.

Speaker 3 (12:29):
If you get the bundle that has Mario Kart on it, yes,
you're good to go. If you don't get the bundle,
you do have to buy the game as well, Okay,
I see, So it can go from anywhere from four
hundred and fifty to five thirty for just the console
with the game.

Speaker 5 (12:46):
All right, so I might go on. I love Nintendo though,
that was always my thing matter.

Speaker 3 (12:51):
I'll keep an eye out for you when I see
him popping up. But if you're looking to get a switch,
the word is you got to go in store. They're
not gonna If there's an online release, there's gonna be
a big report. You'll have better odds finding it in store, though.

Speaker 7 (13:04):
Cool analogue shopping.

Speaker 4 (13:10):
It is the Morning Machpit on Rock ninety five five ft.

Speaker 9 (13:13):
It ahead is right around the corner, like fifteen minutes away.

Speaker 4 (13:17):
We moved it. Yeah, yep, yep, yep.

Speaker 2 (13:19):
But Maria, have you heard about the giant pencil in Minneapolis.

Speaker 4 (13:22):
You're way too excited a giant pencil.

Speaker 2 (13:24):
Yeah, because it's my favorite brand of like stupid but
the harmless.

Speaker 7 (13:29):
Okay please.

Speaker 2 (13:30):
So there was this tree in this couple's garden or whatever,
and it got hit by lightning during a storm and
damaged the tree. So an artist came along and carved
the tree into a giant number two pencil tychon drug
I don't believe. And so now every year they throw
this huge gathering in Minneapolis where they sharpen the pencil

(13:53):
and they have to get scaffolding up and they get
on top of this thing of a giant pencil sharper
and it's like two guys and they how to like
walk around.

Speaker 4 (14:03):
Not you spinning like your sharp.

Speaker 2 (14:06):
Yeah, I'm very excited about this.

Speaker 5 (14:10):
New York has a statue of liberty. Yeah.

Speaker 7 (14:13):
In Minneapolis has the number two pencil.

Speaker 4 (14:17):
We have a bean.

Speaker 2 (14:18):
We have a bean, and they have a number two
pencil and I think it's great. And they just had
their celebration of it. They gave out purple pencils to
commemorate prints. On what would have been his sixty seventh birthday,
they had two Swiss alporn.

Speaker 7 (14:33):
Let's pretend to that. I'm saying that right.

Speaker 2 (14:35):
Players providing entertainment, and I think we should go someday.

Speaker 3 (14:42):
Yeah, because this sounds like the giant ball of yarn.
Did you see while you're driving through whatever, or.

Speaker 9 (14:48):
The world's largest cheese castle.

Speaker 5 (14:51):
There's two big things here. The worlds are just cats up.
Bottle is in Collinsville, Illinois.

Speaker 7 (14:55):
Hey, can you say catch up like a real it's
spelled cats up. I know that it's that way, but
I think that's a bottle.

Speaker 5 (15:04):
And a giant Lincoln Head in Springfield.

Speaker 4 (15:06):
I'm not surprised by that, all right.

Speaker 9 (15:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (15:08):
What I like about the pencil though, is that they
have those things, but the pencil is still being actively
celibate it.

Speaker 5 (15:14):
It's going to be gone soon. What a you? It
keeps growing?

Speaker 4 (15:19):
Wait?

Speaker 5 (15:19):
Is it still growing or is a tree dead?

Speaker 7 (15:21):
I believe it's dead.

Speaker 5 (15:23):
Well, we gotta go see it before it disappears.

Speaker 7 (15:25):
Yeah, can we go see the giant pencil? Guys?

Speaker 5 (15:27):
Does anybody steal it off the desk? Like when I
was in school, You remember, everybody would steal your pencils.

Speaker 7 (15:32):
I bet you did, and then you rode all over
your body get you.

Speaker 5 (15:36):
My parents were so mad. I rode on my jeans,
my shoes.

Speaker 7 (15:39):
Yeah, and you were just warming them up. Huh.

Speaker 5 (15:41):
Hey in Indiana of the world's largest ball of paint.

Speaker 7 (15:44):
Oh.

Speaker 5 (15:45):
Also in Indiana, a grave in the middle of the road.
Various fun Midwest things.

Speaker 7 (15:49):
Let me ask you a question. How do you have
a ball of paint?

Speaker 9 (15:51):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (15:52):
Maybe you dry it and then like paint it and
then dry it and let it dry and keep going.

Speaker 3 (15:56):
I'm assuming there's like a capsule, yeah, like a paint ball,
reverse sucker, a robelower.

Speaker 2 (16:10):
My favorite part of sports being the keeper of the punishments.

Speaker 7 (16:15):
I mean the bet.

Speaker 4 (16:16):
Yeah, that's the punishments.

Speaker 2 (16:19):
So so basically, Michael was all like, the Tigers are
awesome and.

Speaker 7 (16:25):
Maris was all like, I did not say yeah.

Speaker 2 (16:28):
No, I think I'm getting this right. And Maris was
like they're pretty cool. I don't know if I'm the
biggest fan. And Mikey was like, how can you say
that right? Am I getting it right?

Speaker 5 (16:37):
So last week we made a bet and Maris sort
of off the cuff said that the Tigers would sweep
the Cubs in the series over the weekend.

Speaker 3 (16:45):
I forget, no, you got me riled up because the
White Sox had just beat the Tigers, and so you
were saying things, and I was like, Oh, don't worry
about it. They're going to lose to the Cubs, or
they're gonna the cup. Tigers are going to beat the Cubs.
And then that got me riled up. To Sace that
the Tigers were going to sweep the.

Speaker 5 (17:03):
Cubs, and I said, you want to bet because I
knew they wouldn't sweep them. I thought it would be
a great series except for the last game where he
got screwed by the Alps.

Speaker 9 (17:10):
But don't do that.

Speaker 3 (17:13):
You can't let one play dictate an entire game.

Speaker 5 (17:15):
Well, I will listen. Well, and how about in the
first game with the error ran around?

Speaker 9 (17:24):
That was his speak.

Speaker 7 (17:25):
Boys, boys, you're getting emotional and crazy.

Speaker 5 (17:27):
Needless to say, Tigers took two out of three.

Speaker 3 (17:29):
Best team in baseball is still the best team in baseball?
All right, you are right, But fortunately, what I will
say was I love the matchup sold out three days
in Detroit. That shows the passion behind behind the Tigers
and the Cubs looking forward.

Speaker 9 (17:45):
To the playoffs.

Speaker 5 (17:45):
But since you lost there, there was three different options.

Speaker 7 (17:49):
Yes, there were three different options.

Speaker 2 (17:52):
Either Mikey has to eat some Detroit style pizza with
toppings chosen by Maris, or the reverse Marris would have
to eat Chicago deep dish pizza with topping stows by
Michael Anto or a shock collar and we just get
to set that off whenever. Or the loser has to
write a love letter about the opposing team's mascot, read

(18:13):
that letter on air, and then also perform a love
song karaoke at the next Thirsty Today Live event.

Speaker 5 (18:20):
That's awesome, so's I like, what what do I have
to do?

Speaker 7 (18:25):
What won by a long.

Speaker 6 (18:26):
Shot was the shot callar not among our lawyers, however,
had to run that one past legal surprise, surprise, I
can't actually physically torture you, which I kind of think
is crap, but whatever, Like what if they're into it anyway?

Speaker 7 (18:41):
So the next winner would be the love letter karaoke Colo, Maris.

Speaker 2 (18:48):
I know that you're a romantic, dig deep into those feels, buddy,
bring them out. I want to get misty okay. I
want to hear how genuine the connection you have with
the cups.

Speaker 4 (18:58):
Clark, Yeah, his name is Clark.

Speaker 7 (19:00):
I know, okay with Clark?

Speaker 2 (19:03):
Okay, guys, great up putting up Christmas decorations.

Speaker 5 (19:06):
Love letter, Dear Clark, Dear dear Clark.

Speaker 7 (19:11):
I never thought we'd nd up here.

Speaker 5 (19:13):
So what are we looking at? Time wise? When are
you gonna have this ready for us? Yeah? Should we
should we reach out to the cubs and see we
got Clark come in?

Speaker 7 (19:19):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (19:21):
I mean I don't know if you would, but at
the shot, okay, we should try that. You know what,
make for a good video and it.

Speaker 7 (19:26):
Gives him time to write something good. I want this
to be from the heart and.

Speaker 5 (19:29):
I want one of those show to bottle hoods.

Speaker 7 (19:30):
Bring that to Clark or the gut. Fun to the
Head is next. Now here's a bit only plug there
what you plug in?

Speaker 3 (19:41):
Eight four four ninety five fifty.

Speaker 4 (19:44):
It's Fun to the head time. It is still a
trivia game.

Speaker 3 (19:48):
But you were going to be answering questions and you're
taking one of us hostage. As your hostage. We can
save you once if you miss a question.

Speaker 5 (19:58):
Okay, only once, only once. Okay, by the way, if
you're new to this game, because we usually do it
since we've been doing the show, we did it from
the next hour. Yeah, and you're just this is when
you drive to work. We're gonna start moving things around
so you can play all these games and stuff too.

Speaker 4 (20:14):
Absolutely today up for grabs.

Speaker 3 (20:16):
Ben Burnley of Breaking Benjamin is gonna be doing an
unplugged show at the House of Loes on July twenty fifth.

Speaker 7 (20:24):
And my guy's not broken yet.

Speaker 5 (20:27):
Cause I'm bre Okay, new new, new New, doesn't see
either wrong band?

Speaker 9 (20:32):
That was the wrong band?

Speaker 3 (20:33):
Yes, but yes, Fun to the Head on the Way
eight four four ninety five, fifty beat.

Speaker 4 (20:41):
Collar ten and now Fun to the Head on Rock. Yeah,
don't worry, they're using nerve weapons. Are we speaking with Dylan?
You are welcome.

Speaker 3 (20:55):
To Fun to the Head two point zero, So we've
updated things a little bit. You Dylan are now answering questions.
You can take one of us hostage, and we can
have one save ready for you if you miss a
question and we get shot if you miss so I
don't I don't want to get shot if I'm your hostage.

Speaker 4 (21:14):
But that's how we'll take the.

Speaker 7 (21:16):
Shots for you. Yes, just taking shots for you, man.

Speaker 4 (21:20):
I think you guys want to shoot Michael.

Speaker 5 (21:22):
Oh right, this whole contest is going to get switched
around now, isn't it.

Speaker 7 (21:26):
We do, we do want to shoot Michael.

Speaker 5 (21:28):
You guys to answer the questions, and now I will
be the inevitable consistent target.

Speaker 7 (21:33):
Dylan, your media favorite, Dylan.

Speaker 3 (21:35):
If you miss Michael is got your save here? Okay?

Speaker 4 (21:41):
All right, all right?

Speaker 5 (21:41):
So does Dylan say, can I use Michael or can
I jump in?

Speaker 3 (21:45):
Dylan has to call it out. Okay, Dylan calls it out,
and then we'll go Marie.

Speaker 4 (21:48):
Are you ready with the question.

Speaker 7 (21:49):
I'm so ready.

Speaker 4 (21:50):
Let's go.

Speaker 5 (21:51):
Question number one?

Speaker 2 (21:52):
Dylan, What cryptid is associated with Point Pleasant, West Virginia?

Speaker 5 (22:00):
Know what that sentences?

Speaker 7 (22:02):
What cryptid? What like?

Speaker 2 (22:05):
What mythical creature is associated with Point Pleasant, West Virginia.
I'll give you a hint. He's got wings in red
eyes five.

Speaker 4 (22:17):
Four three two?

Speaker 9 (22:20):
What's your idea?

Speaker 7 (22:22):
Michael voning in front of the.

Speaker 9 (22:25):
First one immediately with the save, Michael, what do you got?
You know?

Speaker 5 (22:29):
I hate to even admit that I know this because
I lived in Virginia for a while, and we used
to go to this place in West Virginia and as
you drive through, you would see moth signs everywhere. Red
eyed flying mothman.

Speaker 3 (22:41):
Mothman is oh good, good choice on the save Dylan,
well done, all right, but now he has no more
say no more saves.

Speaker 4 (22:50):
It's all on you, Dylan.

Speaker 7 (22:53):
Dylan, do you have kids or a little sister? Two
of the kids, okay, if they're a little all right,
I might not help you with this one. We're gonna
find out.

Speaker 2 (23:02):
Number two Camp Rock, a Disney movie about kids attending
an expensive music camp starred Demmy Lovado and what boy band.

Speaker 7 (23:16):
Think of a Disney boy band?

Speaker 4 (23:19):
Five four three two One.

Speaker 7 (23:26):
That would be the Jonas Brothers.

Speaker 4 (23:28):
Jonas Brothers.

Speaker 5 (23:29):
Yeah, I would have known that. Yeah, Jonas fans in
the audience, no kidding, although coming up in the Rock Report.

Speaker 2 (23:39):
Nice, we do have some Jonas news in the Rock Report.

Speaker 5 (23:44):
Crazy. I make fun of it and then realize, no,
actually it's news Brothers.

Speaker 7 (23:48):
Is somewhat relevant.

Speaker 2 (23:49):
Yeah in the rock all right, you'll get this one, Dylan.
Number three Mick Jagger is the lead singer of What
Rock Band? So too, Mick Jagger is the lead singer
of what rock Band?

Speaker 7 (24:07):
Yeah, you know I realized though, Marris for that last question,
he didn't get it right, and we didn't.

Speaker 4 (24:18):
Sorry.

Speaker 7 (24:20):
I was yes, Yeah, we just forgot our bad Yeah, that's.

Speaker 3 (24:25):
Our bad yeah, two for one, all right, one morning,
you get it.

Speaker 7 (24:30):
You can do this. You can so do this one, okay.
Originally called puck Man, what nineteen eighties arcade game earned
the record of most successful coin operated game.

Speaker 2 (24:44):
Yeah, buddy, that's correct.

Speaker 3 (24:52):
All right, you have one Teads, you used your save
correctly calling on Michael on the first one. And you
are going to see Ben Burnley of Breaking Benjamin doing
an unplugged set at the House of Blues on Friday,
July twenty fifth.

Speaker 5 (25:07):
That's cool.

Speaker 3 (25:08):
Josh and Lacy Strom will also be there and Dylan.

Speaker 5 (25:13):
And that's from They're from Flyy right, Yeah.

Speaker 4 (25:15):
Oh that's kind of.

Speaker 2 (25:16):
Fun strum which makes sense. Yeah the guitar, wow, I
feel that around.

Speaker 3 (25:21):
Okay, But Dylan, who are you taking with you to
this one?

Speaker 6 (25:27):
You know?

Speaker 4 (25:28):
Okay?

Speaker 3 (25:28):
Keeping those options open, Yeah, you got you got some
time to make your decision. But for everyone else who
wants to go to this one, go to ticketmaster dot com.

Speaker 4 (25:37):
All thanks to our friends at Live Nation.

Speaker 5 (25:40):
Once again, a huge thank you to everybody who came
out to Dino Derby and the Field Museum and the
staff here at Rock ninety five to five. What a
great time we are the morning marsh Bit. My name
is Michael, I'm Maris.

Speaker 7 (25:51):
And I'm Maria Palmer.

Speaker 2 (25:52):
One of the things that I love about Dino Derby
is it's a time to get off our phones and
connect human to human, dinosaur to Dinosas love that we
need a place to be safe from technology because it's
leading us to an inevitable.

Speaker 5 (26:07):
Human advice as Roman Wall news from the front of
the inevitable human robot war.

Speaker 7 (26:13):
So surprise, surprise, AI is taking our jobs. We know this.

Speaker 2 (26:16):
Some estimates are saying that by twenty thirty thirty percent
of all work will be automated. And that's really sucking,
especially for recent college grads because guess what's most replaceable
entry level stuff in.

Speaker 5 (26:30):
The past basket weaving degree.

Speaker 7 (26:34):
Yeah, excuse me, that's called art history right now.

Speaker 2 (26:38):
In the past three years, the unemployment rate for recent
grads ages twenty two to twenty seven has risen from
three point nine percent to five point seven percent, as
opposed to the overall unemployment rate, which has ticked up
just a few tenths at the time. Hardest hits sector
is it it's shed eight percent of its jobs for
grads in the twenty two to twenty seven bracket eight

(27:00):
percent is huge.

Speaker 7 (27:01):
That's own small bus bus number.

Speaker 3 (27:04):
So thinking about it being hit, isn't that it just
kind of like pooping on itself.

Speaker 5 (27:10):
Yeah, yes, it's figuring out how to fix itself.

Speaker 2 (27:14):
Well, let's be clear, it is one head of a
company telling the other subordinates in the company to make
technology to replace themselves, and they don't really have a choice.

Speaker 7 (27:23):
Yeah, do you want your job do the coding I
told you to do, but you know, leave.

Speaker 4 (27:28):
The fail safe so that they need you you know.

Speaker 2 (27:30):
Yeah, well then you're again, I mean, yeah, if it's
happening across an industry, yeah yeah.

Speaker 5 (27:37):
Yeah, because it for a while was the biggest thing.

Speaker 9 (27:40):
Oh yeah, I mean you definitely wanted to get in.

Speaker 4 (27:42):
Yeah yeah, Oh no, don't.

Speaker 2 (27:48):
They start taking all those entry level jobs. Next thing,
you know, you have those robots that are really really
into Excel sheet's, Like, you know, there's people that for
some reason they're just like.

Speaker 5 (27:57):
God, they love an Excel sheet.

Speaker 2 (27:58):
That's gonna be robots now, and then trying to get
a robot on focused from its Excel sheet to do
the rest.

Speaker 5 (28:04):
Of the job.

Speaker 2 (28:04):
Next thing, you know, you're a Microsoft Excel boards and
that everyone's like going crazy with the highlighters and the balls,
and then they've been in habitable human versus robot war.

Speaker 5 (28:13):
This was news from the front of the inevitable human
robot war.

Speaker 7 (28:18):
A song I would have loved to illegally download back
in the day.

Speaker 2 (28:22):
Thanks Lars. It's the morning mash bit on Rock ninety
five to five. Maris Harris, you want.

Speaker 9 (28:27):
To give age to your computer?

Speaker 2 (28:30):
No, I want to have a song that has some
weird intro voiceover top the whole beginning.

Speaker 7 (28:36):
That isn't my normal radio intro talks.

Speaker 4 (28:39):
Yes, it was great seeing everybody this weekend.

Speaker 3 (28:41):
We got to hang out with Walt Klinger and Pat
Capone know anything about Clinger.

Speaker 4 (28:46):
He is a bigfoot fan.

Speaker 2 (28:49):
Yeah, miss To be clear, he does like feet, but
he's a bigfoot fan like a big foot fan.

Speaker 3 (28:56):
He doesn't have a foot fetish. He's just a sad squad.

Speaker 5 (29:00):
I can't concern Yeah, yessquatch enthusiasms.

Speaker 7 (29:03):
Cannot confirm or deny whether Klinger is a foot fan.

Speaker 3 (29:06):
I imagine he will be going to Monroe, Michigan, because there's
been a bigfoot sighting. Oh and the local dispensaries are
taking advantage.

Speaker 7 (29:15):
Of first don't tell me, don't tell me.

Speaker 2 (29:17):
Even though it's your twenty twenty five and we all
have crystal clear cameras on our phone, it will still
be some footage that's kind of blurry and it's only
kind of in there, and it won't be direct right.

Speaker 3 (29:28):
So I don't know who had the first sighting that
reported it, but the dispensary has said, if you can
provide photographic proof of Bigfoot.

Speaker 4 (29:39):
They will give you a discount on some.

Speaker 2 (29:42):
A discount, a discount, a discount first photographic evidence of Bigfoot.

Speaker 5 (29:47):
Yes, if you solve one of the craziest mysteries hy kidding,
you will give you ten percent off a joint.

Speaker 7 (29:53):
Yeah, I'll get you a costco membership if you prove
the Lockness monster is real.

Speaker 4 (29:57):
Like, think about it. We're all smart asses in this room.

Speaker 3 (30:01):
We all like to dabble with the Mary of j So, Michael,
go get the sasquash.

Speaker 5 (30:09):
That's the skinnyest sasquatch ever.

Speaker 7 (30:12):
Be bigfoot, we'd call that little foot.

Speaker 3 (30:16):
You could be.

Speaker 5 (30:17):
You could be my bigfoot child. I'll be the bigfoot
and you could be the whole child.

Speaker 7 (30:22):
I don't want to be related to that's a hard past.

Speaker 9 (30:24):
But sure not.

Speaker 7 (30:25):
This is imagination land, Okay, I have my boundaries.

Speaker 3 (30:29):
We are getting photographic evidence so that we can get
a discount on weed.

Speaker 2 (30:35):
I think me and Michael should both be big feet,
and then we can have two at one time.

Speaker 7 (30:41):
You wouldn't be able to tell us the pot. We'll
do first perspective stuff.

Speaker 2 (30:44):
It'll be like Lord of the Rings, and then we
can have so much evidence we'll have to give us
that discount.

Speaker 3 (30:50):
Exactly, and then there's more people coming to the area
because we did our due diligence to put bigfoot and
little foot out there in the woods.

Speaker 7 (30:59):
It's don't call me little foot. That that name's taken
by a very very fun dino.

Speaker 5 (31:03):
Who lost his mom and loves tree stars.

Speaker 7 (31:05):
I would like to smoke a tree star.

Speaker 5 (31:08):
Why do you want to Somebody should make a weed
strand called tree star. That's a good idea.

Speaker 7 (31:12):
We were salad.

Speaker 5 (31:13):
I should sell it the field.

Speaker 4 (31:14):
Both of those up and make sure.

Speaker 2 (31:17):
I bet tree stars like patented or something.

Speaker 5 (31:19):
By the way, there's been tons of bigfoot sightings in Michigan. Really, yeah,
there's lots of wine Michigan. This one guy had eighty
hunters eighty acres and tree cameras set up everywhere, and
they found out that he had three different shots of one.
The show Finding Bigfoot actually flew in to check it out,
and of course they didn't know. Yeah, can't find them.

(31:41):
Wait these random blurry pictures.

Speaker 9 (31:43):
But Michael, aren't you going to be in Michigan this weekend? Yes?

Speaker 4 (31:47):
I am please.

Speaker 5 (31:48):
Oh, if he's in Hastings, I'm gonna find him.

Speaker 7 (31:50):
You and Chad Krueger searching and big let's kill you know,
I kid Rock coundlure him out of it.

Speaker 5 (31:57):
It's gonna say, having a look over at the concert
and Bigfoot's going to be in the crowd, you'd look.

Speaker 7 (32:01):
At kid Rock and be like, hey man, that's my outfit.

Speaker 5 (32:05):
Ann but I'm a little empty.

Speaker 7 (32:08):
It's more than MSH bit on Rock ninety five to five.

Speaker 4 (32:10):
What now you want to be? Little?

Speaker 7 (32:13):
I justly being a little last time too. It doesn't matter.

Speaker 5 (32:15):
Michael kisses Paul Stanley to be played by Nick Jonas
in the new biopic Shout It Out Loud. Okay, that's
an interesting casting.

Speaker 2 (32:28):
It's nice to see that I'm taking a shot on
a new actor who really needs the job.

Speaker 5 (32:34):
Well, I mean, I think you're gonna pick somebody with
a name, right if you Well, no, I guess not.
I guess the band is called Kiss. They're fairly famous.

Speaker 7 (32:41):
Yeah, people are going to go see it.

Speaker 4 (32:42):
You could really do a number of things here.

Speaker 3 (32:45):
You can stack that actor cast with people that we know,
so you can get new people going to learn about Kiss.

Speaker 5 (32:52):
Yeah, it's interesting because Nick Jonas fans, like all the
people that actually listen to Nick Jonas will be like
Nick's in a movie and they'll go out to it.

Speaker 4 (32:58):
Yeah, So there's that.

Speaker 9 (33:00):
Or just pander towards your audience and put together a
great Kiss movie with whoever.

Speaker 7 (33:07):
I'm gonna say something maybe a little bit controversial. It
might get you mad at me.

Speaker 4 (33:11):
No, okay, never seen has happened?

Speaker 2 (33:13):
Could we make the argument that Kiss was sort of
the Jonas Brothers over time? Interesting, there's differences, There's very
key differences, and that to the Jonahs Brothers were airy
Disney band that like literally rocked a virginity rings for
quite an amount of time, and I would say Kiss took.

Speaker 7 (33:29):
The opposite route there.

Speaker 2 (33:32):
But where's but the simile is that they are very
much a glam rock kind of pop kind of deal
and they got the ladies there is like, yes, Kiss
has certainly.

Speaker 7 (33:44):
A male audience, don't get me wrong, But like you
think they were putting on all that makeup to get dudes,
I don't think so. I think they were put on all.

Speaker 2 (33:52):
That makeup because the ladies kind of like a little
bit of guyliner and face painton.

Speaker 7 (33:56):
Maybe some platform heals if you can play.

Speaker 5 (33:57):
Guitar, like Jonas from New Jersey. Paul Stanley grew up
in the Queens. Yeah, there's a close little geographical situation there.

Speaker 7 (34:04):
Kiss is poppier.

Speaker 2 (34:05):
Then also, we give them credit for at the time
because like these are the big bands that lasted this long,
so they had to be up in popular culture.

Speaker 9 (34:12):
You know, you're you're wrinkling my brain a little bit
with your Your.

Speaker 7 (34:16):
Brain should be wrinkled. You don't want it to be
smooth more more than usual. Okay, but unlike I'm not.

Speaker 4 (34:21):
I don't want to argue because it.

Speaker 7 (34:23):
Is like it makes sense similarities.

Speaker 3 (34:26):
Yeah, so are you saying that they just need to
get a bunch of pretty boys, put them on the
screen and have this movie happen.

Speaker 7 (34:31):
Not?

Speaker 5 (34:32):
No, Okay, well it'll be in a bunch of makeup
right for the most part, and makeup at least when
they're performing, you know what. I guess though, here's another
thing with Nick Jonas. He can sing you can you.
That's not a big stretch. You don't got to have
an actor learn how to sing.

Speaker 2 (34:45):
Or doesn't sound like kiss? Yeah, yeah, but he can
relate to that rock star lifestyle.

Speaker 5 (34:53):
I like a good biopic too, like The Bohemian Rhapsy
one was really good. Yeah, with the dirt, not like
crew that was. That might have one of my favorites.
But yeah, that's a great movie.

Speaker 3 (35:02):
When you do that type of stuff, are you looking
for the actor to embody the role that they sound
like who they're portraying, or do you want them to
take it on as their own.

Speaker 5 (35:13):
I think for something like this, well, listen, Jean's gonna
want kiss. Jean's gonna want them to sound like Kiss.

Speaker 7 (35:18):
Yeah, that's true, So.

Speaker 5 (35:19):
They probably He's probably just got to figure it out.
But it's kind of interesting breaking news over the weekend. Yeah,
I didn't even know we had a Kiss movie in.

Speaker 4 (35:25):
The works, right, So neat the Kiss won't go away.

Speaker 5 (35:28):
It's gonna start filming at the end of the year
should be out, they say in twenty twenty seven. I
think they got to move faster than that. But yeah,
Nick Jonas to star as Paul Stanley.

Speaker 2 (35:35):
I'm surprised they could afford it, since Jane Simmons has
to have fans pay him to be eroding. It's broke,
so clearly he needs the money. Otherwise, why would you
do something so predatory to someone who.

Speaker 7 (35:45):
Loves you so much?

Speaker 4 (35:47):
Very true?

Speaker 3 (35:47):
Eight four, four, nine, five, five, ninety five fifty. How
do you feel about Nick Jonas starring in a kiss movie?

Speaker 5 (35:54):
Let us know what you take? Argust eleventh at the
United Center. You could see Lincoln Park. We're rock ninety
five five, Chicago's rock station. The morning Marsh Pit is on.

Speaker 7 (36:02):
Wow, what a happy thing?

Speaker 5 (36:04):
You know?

Speaker 2 (36:05):
Are you?

Speaker 7 (36:05):
And you see it?

Speaker 2 (36:06):
You seem off and bubbly and we'll look at it
out there. It's oh, how are you feeling, Maress?

Speaker 4 (36:12):
I feel really good. I don't like what you're doing
right now? Don't good.

Speaker 2 (36:18):
You don't have to worry about a thing, because here's
what's going to happen. I'm going to keep you informed.
I'm going to tell you the news headlines. We know
those are depressing, and I'm aware a corporate shell's had
a great idea just put a positive spin on the
news headlines, and so that's what I'm gonna do.

Speaker 7 (36:35):
This is bad news. Bears. Women attacked wear the acid
like chemical. It just says acid like it was an acid.
So things are fine. Blind woman attacked by bus passenger.

Speaker 4 (36:53):
That's rude.

Speaker 7 (36:54):
We're just attacking women.

Speaker 5 (36:56):
Blind women.

Speaker 7 (36:56):
Blind women.

Speaker 2 (36:58):
Twelve year old sets three cars on fire. Mommy's a
little overachiever.

Speaker 7 (37:06):
Twenty six hospitalized after still a chemical plant. Hey maybe
that's the acid like stuff from the first one. Oh,
it's all coming together.

Speaker 4 (37:17):
Don't you dare?

Speaker 7 (37:18):
I'm bad news.

Speaker 3 (37:19):
Theres This was gentler than normal, but still just smacks
you right in the nose.

Speaker 7 (37:26):
It's because it wasn't actually acid. It's acid like, so
it's a little gentler.

Speaker 4 (37:31):
Okay, all right, thank you for the acid light.

Speaker 7 (37:35):
Are you feeling good?

Speaker 9 (37:36):
No?

Speaker 4 (37:36):
I'm not, but I'm glad. We're going to talk about
bizarre food combinations marks acid.

Speaker 9 (37:43):
No, no, stop saying acid.

Speaker 7 (37:45):
Bizarre food combinations.

Speaker 9 (37:46):
Oh that's a bad food combination.

Speaker 5 (37:48):
Do you know about Chilian cinnamon rolls?

Speaker 4 (37:50):
Ooh yes, let's talk about it.

Speaker 5 (37:52):
By the way, if you have any favorites eight four
four fifty.

Speaker 4 (37:56):
The Smashing Pumpkins on Rock, and ninety five to five.

Speaker 3 (37:59):
They're going to have a nice little residency over at
the Lyric Opera.

Speaker 9 (38:03):
November twenty first to the thirtieth, where they're actually performing
with an orchestra.

Speaker 7 (38:08):
That's cool, Oh cool.

Speaker 4 (38:09):
I'm pumped about this.

Speaker 2 (38:10):
I love an orchestra.

Speaker 9 (38:11):
I'm also pumped about these food combinations that Michael has.

Speaker 5 (38:15):
We love talking food, don't we, mar Oh my god,
lay it on me, ah the most bizarre regional food
pairings in the US and coming out on top of
the list here cinnamon rolls and chili.

Speaker 9 (38:28):
I don't hate it.

Speaker 2 (38:29):
I can't put this cinnamon well. I don't want my
chili on top of my cinnamon roll. I will eat
it bite of cinnamon roll, and then I will eat
it bite of chili.

Speaker 5 (38:36):
I would take the whole cinnamon roll and just put
it in the bucket of chili.

Speaker 4 (38:39):
I'm gonna cut it in half so that I have.

Speaker 9 (38:43):
Bucket.

Speaker 5 (38:46):
I'm hungry right now.

Speaker 9 (38:46):
Why do you have a bucket of chili? I don't know,
but it sounds good because you've had sweet corn bread,
right chili.

Speaker 3 (38:56):
I feel like it'd be similar, except I'm wondering how
the icing sets into this, But I'm not mad about it.

Speaker 4 (39:03):
I try it for shadow and.

Speaker 7 (39:04):
Because people put some cinnamon in there, chili too true.

Speaker 5 (39:07):
And by the way, I compliments, you can win Simple
Minds tickets today if you text us every text message,
your name goes in the hat eight four four ninety
five fifty. What's your weird food combo? Even if it's
like a sauce, Like whenever I go to Chick fil
A pocket sauces you put so good, I grab a
couple of extra for me and then I'll put those
on different foods at home. But maybe feel I love.

Speaker 2 (39:28):
The concept of Michael just walking around with multiple sauce packets, yeah,
pockets all the time.

Speaker 7 (39:33):
It helped during your ass sauce in his eyes.

Speaker 5 (39:36):
It's red sauce. I'm like, like he's dying, like it's
There's something called a garbage plate in Rochester, New York,
dating all the way back to the nineteen early nineteen hundreds.

Speaker 7 (39:50):
I know it because of Jenna Marbles.

Speaker 9 (39:52):
Oh wow, yeah yeah.

Speaker 5 (39:55):
Wasn't she an influencers a YouTuber?

Speaker 7 (39:57):
She was the best one.

Speaker 5 (39:59):
Yeah yeah, it's you just basically pile a bunch of
stuff on. It's cheeseburger, hamburger, red hots, Italian sausage, chicken,
chili cheese, served on a combo of baked beans, macaroni salad,
French fries, home fries, and topped with hot sauce.

Speaker 4 (40:12):
Yeah, sounds like I need tombs or at ac after.

Speaker 7 (40:15):
That sounds like a bird.

Speaker 5 (40:18):
It's kind of weird. Vermont has sugar on snow. Ask
any Vermonter and they'll be delighted to regale you as
stories of eating this delicacy throughout their childhood and all
the toppings they enjoyed using. Classically, Vermont sugar on snow,
also referred to as jack candy or maple taffy, is
a winter retreat made using maple syrup. And you guessed
it snow from outside. That sounds like the Great Depression.

Speaker 7 (40:40):
They still love from Canada.

Speaker 5 (40:42):
I always heard don't eat the snow because it's gross,
and especially don't eat the yellow sauce.

Speaker 7 (40:47):
And so how many times you sneak it.

Speaker 5 (40:52):
Like lemonade? Tennessee has biscuits with chocolate gravy.

Speaker 7 (40:58):
Oh yeah, oh yeah, no, yeah, but what do you
mean it.

Speaker 9 (41:02):
I'm just thinking about the flavor Palace chocolate croissant.

Speaker 7 (41:05):
Yeah yeah, now the biscuits, so it's.

Speaker 5 (41:08):
Even more chocolate sauce. Yeah, buddy, Okay, Louisiana potato salad
on gumbo another combo?

Speaker 7 (41:16):
Go home?

Speaker 2 (41:16):
What do you mean? What hang on?

Speaker 9 (41:18):
Potato salad on gumbo?

Speaker 7 (41:19):
Why not? That's like not even inoffensive or weird.

Speaker 5 (41:23):
That's like mine's the temperature issue because like potato salads,
like it's very mayonnaise, and then gumbo's saucy, and.

Speaker 3 (41:32):
I feel like that mayonnaise is going to cut into
like the great flavors of the gumbo and I can't.

Speaker 9 (41:37):
I know.

Speaker 2 (41:38):
No, it's creamy though by the time, like after it's
mixed in with all that potato salad stuff. It's like
adding a creamy.

Speaker 7 (41:42):
Texture to your spicy potato tomatoes and macaron potato gumbo. No,
it's good.

Speaker 9 (41:50):
I want that.

Speaker 5 (41:51):
Yeah, a couple of weird ones here to me anyways,
I'm mixing Old Bay with caramel.

Speaker 2 (41:56):
Oh yeah, Well, have you ever had the Garrett popcorn
the Chicago of the Chicago.

Speaker 7 (42:02):
It's the cheesy popcorn mixed with the caramel popcorn.

Speaker 9 (42:04):
It's so good. Wait, have you not had it?

Speaker 5 (42:08):
I don't want to say this, I don't want to
admit this.

Speaker 9 (42:11):
That's the easiest fix. Michael is a Garretts right garrett
Popcorn right.

Speaker 4 (42:15):
Down the street.

Speaker 5 (42:16):
I wish I could try all the flavors. So it
would be so cool to just get a present here
in the studio, Marie. It's the only one that gets
presents in.

Speaker 7 (42:24):
Yeah, I'm special.

Speaker 5 (42:25):
One last one here. And by the way, I remember
you get your text in eight four four fifty. Cheddar
cheese on apple pot. Absolutely, yeah, absolutely, It's like a
little brick of cheese sitting on top of the apple pot.

Speaker 3 (42:39):
So obviously cut it into slices, but like the mild
flavor of the orange cheese, Oh my god.

Speaker 4 (42:46):
And then I'll one up you an oatmeal.

Speaker 5 (42:49):
Cookie along with all of it, or cheddar cheese on
an oatmeal cookie.

Speaker 3 (42:53):
Cut a slice of cheddar cheese. God, the no way
would I lie to you about food, Michael.

Speaker 5 (43:04):
I know you. I believe you making a fun for
the Joe. I'm gonna go home and try that now.

Speaker 3 (43:16):
Yeah, but we need more suggestions eight four four nine
five ninety five fifty What weird food parents do you enjoy?

Speaker 7 (43:24):
I don't think I eat anything weird. Am I lame?
Stop it, stop it.

Speaker 2 (43:29):
I got a fuck, I got one.

Speaker 5 (43:31):
I'm literally covering my mouth because I don't. I can't
say it.

Speaker 7 (43:36):
No, you can't.

Speaker 5 (43:37):
No, wait, no, no, of course not. I don't even
have to.

Speaker 7 (43:41):
Everybody knows is it penis? Is it a penis joke?

Speaker 3 (43:44):
Michael?

Speaker 7 (43:44):
Was it a penis joke?

Speaker 5 (43:47):
I've been so good at getting I didn't make at
that time.

Speaker 9 (43:53):
Turn it.

Speaker 5 (43:56):
Just know as the songs are ending, usually I am
pulling this thing right in front of my mouth as
fast as possible, real quick. On the microphone today for
the Report, the Rock Report, as we talked about a
little earlier, a Kiss movie coming out, a Kiss biopic.

(44:16):
I love those kind of I love rock and roll
movies like The Dirt with Motley Crue, the Bohemian raps
that you want. It's fun to watch great stories in
rock and roll. Yeah, that's your der letl which we
have coming up in a second. And they've tapped Nick
Jonas to I guess the contract isn't done yet, but
they said it's waiting to be signed. Basically, Nick Jonas
to play Paul Stanley. Why I don't know, but who

(44:38):
else do you get, Like, what's the other option? I mean,
if anyone that isn't a Jonas, Like we said, though
he can sing, he's sort of regionally they're from the
same area.

Speaker 7 (44:48):
I don't know why Jonas hate. I've just been like,
I'm not cast a new actor. You give them an opportunity. No,
I don't know. He's made his billions.

Speaker 3 (44:57):
You know, there's two sides of it, right, You put
the new actor in a high profile movie, and if
it bombs is on the actor. You put a high
profile actor in a movie, it's going to do well
because people are going to go see him to support it.
I would imagine as Kiss Will Not Die or go Away. Yeah,
if they want this to be successful. So there's gonna
be a lot of names in this one.

Speaker 4 (45:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (45:20):
And speaking of names in this one, Jared lettlback in
the news for inappropriate behavior with minors. I don't know
how else to put it. He's been in trouble for
this before. I was gonna say disappointing. I loved like
that record with War and all those songs, and he
had the pink mohawk on the words great music. You know,
sometimes an okay, actor. Nobody liked him in Suicide Squad,

(45:41):
but he's been in other things that were good.

Speaker 7 (45:42):
Lord's War clearly a good actor.

Speaker 5 (45:45):
Yeah, No, it's a scumbag.

Speaker 10 (45:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (45:48):
I mean a lot of this comes out too where
this is. There's stuff that screenshotted here that were like
text messages with like fourteen fifteen, sixteen year old girls allegedly.

Speaker 9 (45:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (45:57):
I just find that to be a warrant and it
makes me hate him and I will never go to
another show of his intercourse.

Speaker 2 (46:04):
Of course, he denies all the allegations and none of
this was sexual in nature, and all of these women are.

Speaker 7 (46:11):
Just making it up because that's what we do. And
guys you might not know this. As women, we like
to just go around and start fights with men because
usually it works out for us.

Speaker 5 (46:21):
I just think when they when the people start piling up,
like dude.

Speaker 9 (46:24):
Just right, yeah, go away, or you stop talking to people.

Speaker 11 (46:29):
Yep.

Speaker 5 (46:30):
And if you're interested in the rock concert calendar, you
can check it out along with all the rock news
at Rock nine five to five. Chi I said, doc.

Speaker 4 (46:38):
Come ninety five minutes. Commercial Free is next.

Speaker 5 (46:42):
August nineteenth and twentieth. Those guys playing in the United
Center Rock ninety five five, Chicago's rock station, the Morning
Watch pit is on.

Speaker 3 (46:49):
Yeah, and I got a shout out Japan on this one.
Government stepping in to crack down on stupid baby names.

Speaker 4 (46:56):
Thank god.

Speaker 7 (46:56):
Stupid is subjective.

Speaker 9 (46:58):
It is subjective.

Speaker 3 (47:00):
But then I look at the first list of names
and I'd say two out of three are bad, all right, Pikachu, Pudding,
and Prince.

Speaker 5 (47:09):
I like Pudding because you could be if you had
a little gargument, come you're pudding.

Speaker 2 (47:12):
Yeah, I like you.

Speaker 4 (47:13):
I like Prince.

Speaker 9 (47:14):
I don't like like pudding is a good pet name.

Speaker 4 (47:18):
Nickname kind of vibe. We are, we all on the
board that people.

Speaker 7 (47:24):
You're pushing it well, like in the same way that
I'm also not going to name my child SpongeBob.

Speaker 3 (47:30):
That would be you just call them Robert right crazy
in Bobby Brothers and then nickname them Sponge later in
life and then when they're eighteen they figure it out
and they go, oh, my parents. But yeah, you have
fun naming your kids. Put some meaning behind it, make
it important. But like, there's just certain names that just

(47:52):
ring bad. And I think food names like Apple.

Speaker 7 (47:55):
Wow, Anti, Gwyneth Paltrow.

Speaker 9 (47:57):
Then huh, clearly, Wow, clearly.

Speaker 7 (48:01):
Coming out against the front man of cold Play.

Speaker 5 (48:04):
Here's a couple of the people named their kids last year,
Gandalf Pandora.

Speaker 7 (48:11):
It's just that you have to remember that this is
a person that's going to be stuck with their name
for those of their lives, like.

Speaker 4 (48:15):
The Draco Nowfoy from Harry Potter.

Speaker 11 (48:19):
Oh, we can't name our kids though, can't you, villain
Harry Potter. He's just a very complex character.

Speaker 9 (48:30):
All right? Yeah, I mean.

Speaker 4 (48:33):
Like, if you want to give your kid that nickname
and that's you and a family thing, good.

Speaker 9 (48:38):
This kid's got to go to school.

Speaker 5 (48:40):
Yeah, Diesel. It's another one, Lexus Cannon, which is interesting.

Speaker 4 (48:46):
I feel like Canon's cool.

Speaker 9 (48:48):
Canon.

Speaker 2 (48:48):
Yeah, come on, we didn't kids cash all the time.
There are dudes out there un ironically named Cash.

Speaker 5 (48:55):
Interesting. You know what I was coming up in the
elevator today. There's a screen in the elevator here at work,
and it was setting the most famous baby names, which
is funny. We're talking about this for the past couple
of years. Were Olivia for girls and Liam for boys.

Speaker 7 (49:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (49:07):
Remember the trend a few years ago everybody was naming
their kids like London, like it was like city names.

Speaker 4 (49:12):
All right.

Speaker 2 (49:13):
Then it was Bella and Edward because Twilight ruined an
entire generation.

Speaker 5 (49:17):
Yeah, it's a cute name.

Speaker 4 (49:18):
It's very trendy. But there's a lot of Bella's out.

Speaker 7 (49:21):
There, Okay, and I want to shout out producer Bella.
She's really cool and we love her. She went down
the hall.

Speaker 5 (49:30):
Maybe the worst child's name over the past couple of years,
it's x ae A Dash twelve. Thank you, Elon Muskin Grime.

Speaker 4 (49:38):
Thank you for bringing that up.

Speaker 2 (49:39):
Shocking because they're both so normal, you'd think they'd be like,
you know what, we need another Michael.

Speaker 5 (49:46):
Seriously, there's a lot of us.

Speaker 4 (49:48):
There are eight four, four, ninety five fifty.

Speaker 9 (49:51):
Do you have any weird baby names that you know
about out there you want to share? Let us know.

Speaker 7 (49:56):
I have a really weird one.

Speaker 9 (49:57):
What's that?

Speaker 7 (49:58):
Matthew?

Speaker 4 (49:59):
Never heard of it?

Speaker 2 (50:02):
Selling the drama. We don't sell any drama. We just
are dramatic for free. It's the morning mosh bit on
Rock ninety five five? Boys, what are we doing?

Speaker 5 (50:12):
Spot? Of course, the big bet over the weekend. There
said last week that the Tigers would sweep the Cubs.
They did not Tigers still took two out of three,
so congrats on that. Yesterday a shutout for nothing. The
Tigers shut out the Cubs. But but that second game
the Cubs won six to one.

Speaker 9 (50:32):
I don't care about that second game.

Speaker 5 (50:33):
And the first game was a hell of a defensive game.
I mean, when we get to seven innings before anybody scored,
I was sitting there like tapping my finger, like come on,
guys the same.

Speaker 9 (50:42):
But yeah, yeah, Cubs are a good team, I will
admit that.

Speaker 3 (50:47):
And White Sox they got a nice burst of energy
after finding out they've got a new owner in play.
Took two out of three from Kansas City, but ended
up losing on Sunday. Yep, we're still seven to five.

Speaker 5 (50:59):
I mean, they're putting points on board better than they
don't do one unless that game against except for that
game against the Tigers where they put eight up against
the Tigers.

Speaker 4 (51:06):
That was crazy. Don't see how you feel today.

Speaker 5 (51:11):
Chicago Sky at the United Center over the weekend took
quite the beating fifty two to seventy nine against the
Indiana Fever and Caitlin Clark was actually not even playing
in the game.

Speaker 4 (51:20):
Yeah, Sky gotta figure something out. Yeah, there's a lot
not clicking there, but they'll get there.

Speaker 3 (51:27):
Chicago Fire, with a very big w over the weekend,
just destroyed DC United away, And it kind of feels
like these teams finding out they've got good news like
movement stadiums.

Speaker 4 (51:41):
Or investment in the team or a new owner.

Speaker 9 (51:44):
They played very well this weekend.

Speaker 3 (51:46):
It was me happy.

Speaker 5 (51:48):
Yeah, imagine somebody came in. It was like, we're gonna
build you guys the nicest new house ever.

Speaker 9 (51:53):
Just win.

Speaker 5 (51:53):
Oh yeah, like actually, no matter what, we're gonna build it.
But Stanley Cup Finals continue tonight. Series tied one one.
So watch some hockey. I mean, there's not much better
than the Stanley Cup Finals when it comes to sports
in my opinion, intense ass weapons. Those players are probably
out there playing injured. It's so much fun to watch.

Speaker 3 (52:12):
Some would say this is the best time of year
because you do have the Stanley Cup Finals along with
the NBA Finals. OKAC tied things up yesterday as Indiana
just didn't show up like they.

Speaker 4 (52:23):
Did the first game. If you thought they were gonna
have that comeback, it wasn't a go.

Speaker 9 (52:28):
It wasn't a go.

Speaker 4 (52:28):
So series tied. A game of peace and Game three
is on Wednesday, Maria.

Speaker 7 (52:34):
Yes, then, of course it was almost racing for the rego.

Speaker 10 (52:37):
We know the Bellemont Stakes went down and the favorite
to win was Journalism. I'll remind you that Journalism won
the Preakness because sovereignty, the winner of the Kentucky Derby
was taking out by the.

Speaker 2 (52:49):
Owner, not for the Preakness, because the owner and crazy
turn of events for horse racing, actually wanted to give
the horse a rest because back to back weekends of
racing it's too much on a horse's body.

Speaker 7 (53:01):
And so what happened That horse did rest and that
horse one. We're talking sovereignty.

Speaker 12 (53:08):
Sovereignty one against the favorite Journalism, and what a lesson
for horse race owners, racing horse owners across the globe
of Bokan.

Speaker 4 (53:19):
But then you can't win a triple Crown, but you
can get some you can.

Speaker 2 (53:23):
Maybe they should schedule the Triple Crown differently to be
a little more humane to the animals were they forced
to run the races.

Speaker 9 (53:30):
I should like you, it's like.

Speaker 7 (53:32):
We could do like every other weekend and no one
would care and it would be better for the horses.

Speaker 4 (53:36):
Well, Maria, love having you contribute on sports.

Speaker 7 (53:40):
Well, I that's not weird. I love sports. I contributed
it all the time.

Speaker 9 (53:44):
We appreciate it.

Speaker 7 (53:45):
Yeah, are you trying to make it sound like it's
a special occasion.

Speaker 9 (53:47):
You're just so excited about horse racing. You came with
your own story.

Speaker 4 (53:51):
We're all very happy.

Speaker 7 (53:52):
It's because we shared tranquilizers.

Speaker 3 (53:55):
Five ish things you almost certainly need to know.

Speaker 4 (54:01):
All right, let's get it.

Speaker 3 (54:03):
Let's if you are in or around University Park, know
that there are heightened nitrate concentration levels in your water.

Speaker 4 (54:13):
It's a little bit higher than normal.

Speaker 7 (54:17):
Okay, sorry, thank you.

Speaker 3 (54:20):
The normal levels are at ten milligrams per leater. The
levels right now are at eleven point nine. The higher
concentrations can pose illnesses and infants under six months.

Speaker 5 (54:32):
What's adults? I think are okay to watch out for Mike? Yeah,
little baby boy over here.

Speaker 3 (54:38):
Yes, everyone is okay, but watch out for infants who
are getting their the milk formula formula mixed in with
the tap water. Also, you're not going to be able
to boil this away. If you boil water that has
higher levels of nitrates, you're only going to increase the.

Speaker 4 (54:56):
Level of nitrates.

Speaker 5 (54:57):
So I would have boiled it Yeah, they don't do that.

Speaker 3 (55:01):
Salmonella outbreak is out there because of eggs from Milroy's
Poultry Farm in Wisconsin, and it has affected seven states
with over seventy nine people being affected by this. You
would have found this at milroy Poultry Farm store or
Tony's Fresh Market. If you think you have eggs from
either one of these, just go ahead and throw them

(55:23):
out or return them to the store.

Speaker 7 (55:24):
That's why I say foods like Taco Bell no danger.
But that's those eggs were fresh. That's dangerous.

Speaker 5 (55:33):
Okay, returning eggs sounds fun. You could throw them at
the side of the building like we did in high.

Speaker 4 (55:37):
School, or yeah, take take advantage of eggs that way.

Speaker 3 (55:42):
TSA is reminding people that Costco cards are not a
good source of ID to fly. This was all coming
from a rumor that has made its way around a
Reddit and the interwebs that you could or the plane
with a Costco card. I don't know who started this.
You don't fly much, Yeah, it is absolutely a no go.

(56:06):
You do need a proper real ID or a passport.
Costco will get you maybe some great fulk food items
which you aren't. You're not gonna be able to.

Speaker 4 (56:16):
Fly with that.

Speaker 2 (56:16):
It would be really funny if Costco somehow teamed up
with the airlines and then they have like a Costco
fly Costco plane.

Speaker 4 (56:22):
Yeah, and Michael, I know you like the diet coke
I loved. I got a stump.

Speaker 5 (56:28):
I'm oh, can you tell how upset?

Speaker 7 (56:30):
I am not a loss for words with how into
diet cocine.

Speaker 5 (56:34):
I got off diet coke years ago. I essentially rehabbed
it and got off diet coke. He jerked off. Why
it's back with a vengeance. I am back on the wagon. Off,
I'm back off the wagon.

Speaker 4 (56:47):
So this isn't gonna help. Diet cherry coke is coming back.

Speaker 5 (56:51):
I cherry flavored anything, Well.

Speaker 7 (56:53):
Cherry coke is my like one exception to the cherry
flavoring hatred.

Speaker 4 (56:57):
Yeah, diet cherry or cherry coke hits a lot differently.
But that's coming back. It would be this summer. No
word on a very specific.

Speaker 9 (57:05):
Date, but that gid five big well yes all five?

Speaker 5 (57:10):
Oh text time coming up next?

Speaker 4 (57:13):
It is the morning mosh fit on Rock ninety five five.

Speaker 9 (57:16):
We are ninety five missed commercial free and guess what.

Speaker 5 (57:19):
Time it is? This time is it's text Time Well
Time eight four five fifty can always get your texts
into the show. And this week it's like last week.
Every text message your name is entered into the hat
to win Simple Minds tickets. Let's see who won today.
We're talking about weird food combos. Earlier, someone from the
seven to seven three says McDonald's fries dipped in hot

(57:43):
fudge Sunday. Yeah, I like a salty fry.

Speaker 2 (57:46):
And yeah it's like well it's also like Wendy's frosty
and yes, incredible, Oh.

Speaker 5 (57:51):
So good from the six three to oh, any good
batch of chili has cinnamon in it already, Dipping a
cinnamon roll in your chili is fantastic. Give it a try.

Speaker 4 (57:59):
I bet I've never put cinnamon in my chili.

Speaker 7 (58:01):
But I might have to never put cinnamon.

Speaker 9 (58:04):
It makes it.

Speaker 4 (58:04):
Really I've had people do like pumpkin and chocolate, but never.

Speaker 7 (58:07):
Sinnim in interesting.

Speaker 5 (58:10):
Francis says the Dino Derby was so much fun and
it was great to meet everyone. Oh, this is a
guy who's got my boy, Maria. Well, I just say
that because it's from pee week, Francis. Francis, Maria, You're
glad you love the Star Wars gifts which are sitting there.
I love them. Like, what is this thing called the
death Star the dust.

Speaker 7 (58:28):
Star purse basically popcorn bucket?

Speaker 5 (58:30):
Oh, it's a popcorn bucket. I thought it was like,
I like, it has like a strap and it looks
like a little purse. And then what is this?

Speaker 7 (58:36):
This is a thermos that's cool and it lights up
and it has sound effects.

Speaker 8 (58:39):
Both of them.

Speaker 7 (58:40):
Do I really am into it?

Speaker 4 (58:42):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (58:42):
Thanks to Francis and everybody else who came out to
Dino Derby.

Speaker 3 (58:45):
Third Aniel and shout out the Field Museum again for
having us, letting us just have fun on the line.

Speaker 5 (58:51):
It was from the seven o eight. Originally the twine
Ball was in Darwin, Minnesota, but was replaced by a
bigger ball somewhere in Kansas. The twine Ball in Darwin
has great biscuits and gravy. They're talking about, you know,
random attractions, stuff like that from the two two four.
Hot dogs on pizza is my favorite.

Speaker 7 (59:10):
No, I don't know about that. I don't like that
about I don't like hot dogs enough.

Speaker 5 (59:15):
I would ruin the pizza.

Speaker 3 (59:16):
I love hot dogs as hot same when you add
hot dogs to spaghetti or mac and cheese or anything else. Yeah,
cut me out.

Speaker 7 (59:25):
People are really into the mac and cheese and hot
dog thing. I don't know if I can get down
with it.

Speaker 5 (59:29):
That was when we were poor growing up. That's what
mom is the hot dogs stretcher dollar.

Speaker 3 (59:33):
But like, make make me feel fancy and put the
mac next to the hot dog like it's a steak.

Speaker 7 (59:40):
You know, I would like my hot dog rare. It's
still a little sludgie.

Speaker 5 (59:52):
Finally, from the eight four seven, my friend loves double
stuffed oreos dipped in buffalo sauce.

Speaker 4 (59:57):
I'm all about that. I love buffalo sauce.

Speaker 7 (59:59):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (01:00:00):
I don't know if I will try it.

Speaker 3 (01:00:02):
The double stuffed cream would just offset the hot From
All Minds, that's true, Actually, guys, weird weird poops.

Speaker 5 (01:00:09):
And the winner for Simple Minds tickets is a guy
who has influenced my eating habits. Today, I'm gonna get
a cinnamon roll. I'm gonna get some chili. Yeah, and
I'm gonna try it out, sir. From the sixth three
toy for Madam, you are going to see Simple Minds.

Speaker 7 (01:00:23):
That's a worthy winner right there.

Speaker 4 (01:00:25):
We are all set.

Speaker 7 (01:00:28):
Sorry you're dream about sludge rare hot dog.

Speaker 3 (01:00:31):
I got distracted. No, I was thinking about the double
stuffed with the hot sauce. I was just like, man,
I could do that to day.

Speaker 7 (01:00:39):
Okay, we'll compromise mid rare.

Speaker 5 (01:00:41):
Our stomachs are gonna be upset tomorrow morning.

Speaker 7 (01:00:43):
Yeah, this is a Tomes kind of afternoon, A nice
liquid center.

Speaker 9 (01:00:47):
Look a dog.

Speaker 5 (01:00:48):
You can always text us eight four fourty.

Speaker 7 (01:00:53):
She talks to angels. The angels leave her on red,
but she does do the talking to them.

Speaker 9 (01:00:58):
Angels ghosting people.

Speaker 7 (01:01:01):
They don't have thumbs. We're talking biblically accurate angels, all
eyes and wings.

Speaker 4 (01:01:05):
Hey, angels, are you serious?

Speaker 9 (01:01:07):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:01:08):
Have you not seen like artwork of biblically accurate angels?
It's messed up?

Speaker 4 (01:01:14):
Was my favorite.

Speaker 7 (01:01:18):
Mikey, my job. Thanks, good morning March but on Rock
ninety five to five. Wow, a note to go out
on Mikey with a wind.

Speaker 5 (01:01:29):
Look at you pretty girls?

Speaker 7 (01:01:32):
Yeah and angel pretty girls aren't big fans you.

Speaker 9 (01:01:35):
Michael is a wonderful left fielder.

Speaker 7 (01:01:37):
Yeah, yeah, every now and then you just hate the ballpark.

Speaker 2 (01:01:41):
That's sports nice. That one's baseball's good. Did you hit
it out of a ballpark? In basketball. No, why are
we only calling one thing a ballpark? Aren't they all ballparks?

Speaker 7 (01:01:53):
No?

Speaker 5 (01:01:53):
Well, technical football park, okay, balls involved soccer ball in
a park semantics.

Speaker 3 (01:02:01):
Yes, they are all ball parks, but there's fields and courts.

Speaker 7 (01:02:06):
And I'm anti semantic ball court.

Speaker 5 (01:02:09):
I don't even like that one ball field. Oh that's
what we said growing up, ball field.

Speaker 9 (01:02:15):
League.

Speaker 7 (01:02:15):
The ball field is where what I call bars at
two am on Saturday nights.

Speaker 5 (01:02:20):
The ballfield. Why because you're out shooting shots and that's why.
You know, it just gets better when you explain it more.
That's why.

Speaker 3 (01:02:31):
But yeah, you definitely want to You're gonna want to
stick with us. I've got a bet that I've got
to fulfill.

Speaker 7 (01:02:36):
Yes, I can't wait.

Speaker 3 (01:02:37):
And I have to write a love letter to Clark
of the Chicago Cubs, Yes, the mascot. And we're going
to try and actually find Clark.

Speaker 5 (01:02:48):
You know, if your team was better and they would
have swept the Cubs this weekend, I would be the
one doing this. The best team ball couldn't be the
Cubs every day.

Speaker 7 (01:02:58):
Do we have connections to Clark? Yeah, you know someone
who knows someone.

Speaker 3 (01:03:02):
It's it's bad because I do have a connection. And
it's like I'm torturing myself with this one because you
have to reach out, get yourself a switch.

Speaker 4 (01:03:14):
I did this.

Speaker 3 (01:03:15):
Can you help? But yeah, we'll well, we'll keep you
up to date on this one while I get my
plume and my ink together to write a very very
sexy letter.

Speaker 5 (01:03:27):
Is it?

Speaker 9 (01:03:27):
Is it sexy or in love?

Speaker 2 (01:03:29):
Like? What?

Speaker 9 (01:03:30):
What are the parameters here to you?

Speaker 7 (01:03:33):
Also, if it's done right, then sexy and in love
can be the same thing.

Speaker 5 (01:03:38):
Okay, Well, you know what I'm going to do in
any relationship I've ever had, Bloody, they were all great.

Speaker 7 (01:03:46):
I loved them.

Speaker 4 (01:03:48):
Yeah, I'm just gonna go out and give love a
bad name like bon Jovi.