Bananas, Brawls & Earthquake Facts

This one’s got everything you didn’t know you needed:

• 🕶️ Lollapalooza Safety Tips — Stay safe while sweating it out
• 🎟️ Seether Ticket Giveaway — Free rock? Yes please
• 🤓 Nerd News – The geeky, techy, science-y stuff you secretly love
• 🚨 Ozzy vs. David Lee Roth – The wild “Cocaine Challenge” story
• 🐻‍❄️ Savannah Bananas hit Guaranteed Rate Field – This isn’t your grandma’s baseball game
• 🐟 Earthquake & Tsunami Facts – Weird science meets real danger
• 💔 Bad News Bears – Maria's got more cheerful music + terrible headlines
• 💘 Liam Neeson + Pamela Anderson? We investigate and debunk
• 🎸 Lynyrd Skynyrd Spotlight – Iconic tracks, moments, and why they still matter
• ⚡ Five Things – Quick hits, trending nonsense, and random weirdness

It’s all in Episode 132 of The Morning Mosh Pit — streaming now on #iHeartRadio.

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
It was the night before, Lala, and all through the house,
not a battie could halla, not at all, even in
a mesh blouse right out the gate. Oh, it's gonna
be a good time. Well done, Thank you so much.

Speaker 2 (00:18):
That was very good.

Speaker 3 (00:19):
Good morning.

Speaker 1 (00:20):
My name's Maria Palmer, Mariss Michael, Mikey. I'm so excited
for your first ever Lala.

Speaker 2 (00:27):
Oh yeah, Lala.

Speaker 4 (00:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (00:28):
You looked to be with such a sense of fear.

Speaker 2 (00:30):
You said, Mikey.

Speaker 5 (00:30):
I'm so excited for like, oh, what's going on to
get hurt? Talking about a lot of things off the
air hair that you could see her hands.

Speaker 6 (00:38):
She wasn't gonna physically harm you. She's at least ten
feet away. She doesn't move that fast. Jeans and flip
flops is a choice. I'm sorry, that's where judgment's coming from.

Speaker 1 (00:46):
What do you mean, you're it's just interesting you're in
a hoodie and jeans, but then flip flops.

Speaker 2 (00:53):
I wanted to let the boys brief today. Yeah, I
let them dogs out. Is this Seattle, Michael?

Speaker 5 (00:57):
That's if you're wondering, this is the Pacific nor? Is
that what that is?

Speaker 2 (01:01):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:02):
Because it feels like we're crop top and booty shorts
and then snowperts.

Speaker 5 (01:07):
I guess I don't know. I wear flip flops when
we go to go skiing.

Speaker 1 (01:11):
You know, I'm just glad someone's gonna show feet. Post them,
post them up. We need some followers. At Morning Mash,
I'm going to bully Michael into posting them dogs, no
them Piggy down to Marco.

Speaker 6 (01:22):
Also at Morning Mash on social we found out how
strong Maria is not.

Speaker 3 (01:29):
And I've been lifting and everything too.

Speaker 6 (01:32):
We did the Bugatti challenge yesterday and I think I
moved three inches.

Speaker 2 (01:35):
But you moved.

Speaker 3 (01:39):
That's all that matters.

Speaker 2 (01:40):
By the way, did you hit your head when I
pulled you?

Speaker 1 (01:42):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:43):
Okay, wait a.

Speaker 5 (01:43):
Minute, I don't know what you guys are talking about.
First of all, what's a Bugatti challenge?

Speaker 6 (01:47):
Okay, So for those of you not on the internet, indeed,
there is a challenge for a hip hop song, and
basically what happens is once you hit the chorus, you
get pulled off screen.

Speaker 2 (01:58):
So it's a couples doing it, and it goes.

Speaker 5 (02:00):
To like sitting on the ground and someone pulls you
out of the legs.

Speaker 3 (02:03):
Okay, get their off frame. The song goes I.

Speaker 1 (02:06):
Woke up in on new Bugatti and then when they
say Bugatti, you're supposed to like pull the gear and
then and then I pull you off camera, so it
looks like you're in a in an invisible boat mobile
of a Bugatti.

Speaker 2 (02:18):
So Maria flew because you were pulling.

Speaker 3 (02:22):
It looks like I woke up in a new boot.

Speaker 6 (02:24):
Gott my my sputtering Corolla.

Speaker 1 (02:28):
You woke up in any Colla that hadn't had any
work done. Didn't really go sorry, which, by the way,
for the record, that's that's the very.

Speaker 2 (02:39):
Well yeah watch that.

Speaker 1 (02:46):
Yeah that passion by the way, written by our social
media manager christa shout out who decided to crap on
Toyota Corollas, which is on ironically the car that I drive.

Speaker 2 (03:00):
That's cool, that's.

Speaker 3 (03:01):
Fine, and I'll have you know, that's a great car.

Speaker 6 (03:03):
It's a fantastic car. We love b What a show
we have? Yeah, don't forget it's white set.

Speaker 2 (03:11):
Let's go.

Speaker 6 (03:12):
We got a four packet tickets for what I will
call I dare say post All Star Break A very
fun team to watch right now. They are playing differently
from the first half and I love.

Speaker 2 (03:25):
To see it.

Speaker 3 (03:25):
Yeah, me too, yep.

Speaker 2 (03:27):
What do you love about it, Maria?

Speaker 3 (03:28):
The way that it's they're just playing different same with the.

Speaker 2 (03:32):
Cubs, and I want to myself.

Speaker 6 (03:36):
I warned you all Star break Cubs are a different team,
and I don't know why.

Speaker 2 (03:42):
I don't care what you said. I don't believe it.
Except for yesterday and the day before. I was gonna say,
you have proof in front of you. I don't want
to talk about it. Okay, Well you're gonna have to
in sports man. Man, that's such a bummer.

Speaker 3 (03:55):
Yeah, make sure you have that magic a ball ready.
We need to learn the weather.

Speaker 2 (03:58):
Yeah, okay, so let's see here. What do we want
to ask?

Speaker 5 (04:00):
You want to you want to see if it's if
it is safe because this is the new version of
the magic eight ball. It's called mister Perfecto or sorry,
mister predicto.

Speaker 3 (04:08):
I don't know, but I want it to tell us though.

Speaker 2 (04:10):
Is it gonna snow today? It has been determined?

Speaker 1 (04:17):
So all right, well, Michael snake Bake, Michael Snake Bake.

Speaker 2 (04:22):
I'm gonna stop using it for my weather.

Speaker 1 (04:24):
No, I think it's gonna work. That's gonna go really well,
weather is next?

Speaker 3 (04:28):
Do you have the time?

Speaker 2 (04:31):
Now?

Speaker 3 (04:32):
W c Hi weather with Michael who likes moisture readings
way too much.

Speaker 2 (04:46):
It's gonna rain.

Speaker 5 (04:47):
Nope, it sucks because it is gonna rain today. It's
gonna be crappy today. Actually, it's a mess, sloppy, messy.
We're gonna see all of it, humidity, little sunshine around
lunchtime this afternoon gonna be a disaster. Shout out to
everybody setting up for lollapaloozs Uh that would suck. Yeah,
you're trying to put stages up in electronics and like.

Speaker 2 (05:05):
I don't think it's gonna happen.

Speaker 6 (05:07):
But.

Speaker 5 (05:11):
Interesting, we'd love a muddipoloza because.

Speaker 6 (05:15):
There's hills walking down to the T Mobile stage and
it's either people know how to walk down or they don't.
And then after a point during the day of just
moving around, everybody's muddy.

Speaker 2 (05:26):
Damn yeah, oh my.

Speaker 3 (05:28):
God, damn beautiful scientific wore.

Speaker 6 (05:30):
And then shout out to that person who just sits
at the top of the hill all day recording, Yeah,
non stop recording.

Speaker 2 (05:37):
Everybody's sliding down a glory.

Speaker 5 (05:40):
Today's like our last muggy day to a bunch of
Canadian air is gonna blow in blow all the humidity out.
Can I give you a little loll Canada for today? No, no, no,
Canada is gonna help us. They're gonna all the airs
coming from up there. They're gonna blow all of this
humidity out and clear us up for a beautiful weekend.

Speaker 3 (05:57):
Yeah, bout us Canada.

Speaker 2 (05:58):
Let's see here Friday.

Speaker 5 (06:00):
Starting about noon Friday, it's gonna start clearing up and
getting nice. Then we're gonna have a nice Friday night. Wait,
hold on Thursday. Sorry, that's Thursday, and then Friday sunny
all day and a high of seventy five no humidity.
Essentially that Saturday a high of seventy seven, no humidity
and sunshine all day. Are we in southern California?

Speaker 3 (06:23):
Kala could not have fallen on a better weekend?

Speaker 2 (06:25):
I think goosebumps man, we had Lala last weekend.

Speaker 3 (06:29):
Oh my god, nightmare.

Speaker 2 (06:32):
If it's just rained heat sizzles my skin? Oh okay,
love it.

Speaker 3 (06:39):
Clearly you like to be crispy, but some of us
just burn.

Speaker 2 (06:42):
Yes, I absorbed mine better.

Speaker 5 (06:44):
Yeah, don Speaking of a lot of blues. I was
on their website and they have a list of safety
tips we should run through. There's one thing, interestingly enough
that I don't think any of us had to deal
with when we were coming out up and going to
festivals when we were younger. Something you got to watch about.
Watch out for now and we'll tell you about it next.

(07:09):
Metallica on Rock ninety five to five.

Speaker 6 (07:13):
I hate to admit the first time I saw Metallica
was at Lollapalooza. If you really same, yeah, I gotta
do it again. It was just so much energy, just amazing,
and it's just like we know they're better live, but
when you're in it, oh, you just feel it.

Speaker 2 (07:33):
I give you an idea. What did we talk about yesterday?
What's Metallica talking about this sphere in Vegas? See? Can
we go broadcast from Vegas? That'd be fun.

Speaker 3 (07:43):
Dear corporate shills, will be nice.

Speaker 2 (07:49):
By shills, we mean awesome people today.

Speaker 3 (07:51):
You're so good at what you do it's crazy.

Speaker 2 (07:54):
You are an inspiration to all of us just want
to do better.

Speaker 1 (07:58):
You were happy to come to work every single day
because of you, and we just want to increase shareholder
value with such passion.

Speaker 2 (08:05):
That pizza party with the extra pepperonis.

Speaker 5 (08:08):
Oh my my god? What about a shirst day live
in the sphere? Come on, so it could look like
we're flying through space. Oh man, we love to have fun.
And speaking of have a fun, it's going down this weekend. Man,
it's here. We've been looking forward to it, the big day,
and they have some I found some safety tips and guidelines.
A lot of the things you'd think, right, hydrate, yeah, sunscreen,

(08:33):
stuff like that. You don't want to come out and burn.
And then even though it's going to be cooler and
seem not as harsh, the sun's still gonna be out
and burning.

Speaker 7 (08:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (08:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (08:40):
Secure belongings, keep valuables, foam wallets in front pockets so
you don't. My problem is I sit down on the
ground and things fall out of my pockets all the time.

Speaker 6 (08:48):
So I had that problem because I actually lost my
phone in the Pride parade one year. I have a
fanny pack now proudly just where it does a sling
across my chest.

Speaker 5 (08:59):
That's a great idea. In my pockets are free, I
might have to pick that up. That's a good idea.
But this is interesting. Watch for drug risks, they say here,
and this is something we didn't I didn't have to
deal with growing up, especially fentanyl. Oh so the problem
I think with this is and I have friends who
I don't. I don't like, do illicit drugs or anything anymore.
I mean, call me boring, but my friends who still do,

(09:19):
and they say that it's tough out there because you can't,
like I used to buy a xanax from somebody, give
me a anx Jesus well, I mean when I was seventeen,
eighteen years old and the opioid crisis was going on
and people are passing passing percoset around like it was
candy among us.

Speaker 3 (09:36):
Hasn't done just a little bit of black tar heroine.

Speaker 6 (09:39):
I didn't do any harrow, Are you a rock stars
at Pozzy Osbourne?

Speaker 1 (09:46):
Ladies, gentleman a little at the end of the day
to help you relax.

Speaker 3 (09:49):
Afterward, Hey man, let me judge.

Speaker 2 (09:56):
No.

Speaker 5 (09:57):
But the crazy thing is is a lot of these
pills that will look like a percocet or something are
really fentanyl. And as you know, you can like hardly
touch fentanyl without it getting in your skin and dying
or you know, killing your or Yeah. So what they
say here anyways is they say, which is kind of
weird because I would just put how about you don't
do it? But They say, like, if someone offers you
pills or drugs outside of the festival grounds, be cautious.

Speaker 2 (10:21):
What about inside?

Speaker 4 (10:23):
I got no fentanyl inside. And here's where I feel like,
dare the drug program we did in school, persistence education,
what would help? And just be like no, I'm good man,
don't worry about it. I got a guy.

Speaker 1 (10:35):
Oh I thought I meant like truth or dare And
if they dare you to do drugs, you do them.

Speaker 6 (10:40):
No.

Speaker 5 (10:40):
Did you have dere? Yeah, okay, I think it was nationwide.
Did you guys have Smokey the bear that nation wide?
I thought that was Wait, no, you didn't have Smoky.

Speaker 2 (10:50):
You should listen to Smokey too. So no drugs, no fires.
We had a fire dog or something.

Speaker 3 (10:54):
Oh well mcgra oh, no that was a crime dogs.
The crime dog is I hear talking about Smoky was
to prevent ful.

Speaker 2 (11:01):
I mean I remember seeing smoky, but Smoky never came
to school.

Speaker 6 (11:05):
Yeah, there's so many there's so many forests around here, Michael.

Speaker 2 (11:10):
Yeah, that's a good point.

Speaker 3 (11:12):
There are, there are.

Speaker 2 (11:13):
But they're not they're not producing forests the corn fire
not yet.

Speaker 5 (11:17):
So basically what they're saying is that all the medical
tents will have narcan, So if somebody does get in trouble,
run over to one of those, or do your thing
and just be safe. Don't don't buy pills from people.

Speaker 2 (11:26):
What I will say, if you see medical people moving,
get out of there. Yeah. And that's the one thing
that blows my mind.

Speaker 6 (11:33):
People will just be oblivious and the sirens going off,
and it's just.

Speaker 2 (11:36):
Like it's a critical situation, right.

Speaker 6 (11:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (11:38):
Another thing they say, leave flip flops and Maxi dresses behind.

Speaker 2 (11:42):
Oh, be tough, and I know this is gonna be tough,
especially for us, but limit alcohol. Be careful. You don't
need a charge.

Speaker 3 (11:49):
They never let us do anything.

Speaker 5 (11:51):
Fun and now Fun to the Head.

Speaker 2 (12:01):
Yeah, don't worry. They're using nerve weapons. Are we speaking
with Mark? Yes, sir Mark, how are you great? Fantastic,
love to hear it. Well, Welcome to Fun to the Head.
As you complete the quad, Mark, Welcome to the morning,
Mark him, We appreciate.

Speaker 3 (12:20):
Welcome, Maria Emerson, Michael in the morning.

Speaker 2 (12:24):
This is Fun to the Head. You're going to answer
trivia questions.

Speaker 6 (12:27):
You're going to take one of us hostage where we
can answer question if you don't know the answer.

Speaker 2 (12:30):
But I get it right.

Speaker 6 (12:32):
We might get it wrong and we'll get shot with
nerf darts if we get those questions wrong. Now, the
first decision you have to make is who do you
want to take hostage?

Speaker 2 (12:44):
Maria?

Speaker 5 (12:45):
Right, yes, I'm glad I got off the hostage train.

Speaker 3 (12:51):
Well, yeah, it's been a while.

Speaker 2 (12:52):
It's nice saying it out loud.

Speaker 3 (12:54):
Just curse your I'll just attack you off.

Speaker 2 (12:57):
What else is? All right? Michael? You ready with the questions? Yeah,
of course, let's do it.

Speaker 3 (13:06):
He has them.

Speaker 1 (13:06):
They're up.

Speaker 3 (13:07):
He's just gonna clear his throat right back.

Speaker 2 (13:09):
Already, here we go, gosh I number one.

Speaker 5 (13:13):
What are the full names of the four teenage mutant
Ninja turtles Needles?

Speaker 1 (13:21):
Leonardo Michelangelo?

Speaker 2 (13:26):
All right, all right, this.

Speaker 3 (13:27):
Guy knows his needle teedles my kind of guy.

Speaker 2 (13:29):
Ninja turtles throat you could hear. Mike is right by
where that hits. So you're what'd you say? Mark said?
I was hoping they didn't have last names. I thought
you guys are trying to trick me.

Speaker 3 (13:46):
Now their last name is needle title out.

Speaker 2 (13:49):
Wow, that I skipped that one.

Speaker 3 (13:54):
I like it.

Speaker 5 (13:58):
Who was the manager of the Socks during their two
thousand and five World Series win.

Speaker 6 (14:07):
No, no, that would be the gentleman as he again.

Speaker 1 (14:14):
Yeah, okay, so you're gonna shoot me when he gets
them right, but when he gets them wrong, you're not
gonna do anything.

Speaker 2 (14:19):
I have your butt tens. Okay, I'm hitting okay, okay.

Speaker 5 (14:26):
Dude, that flew that he shot her. It flew up
in the air and hit me.

Speaker 3 (14:34):
That was fun.

Speaker 5 (14:36):
Question three, all right, what country gifted the Statue of
Liberty to the United States of America?

Speaker 1 (14:43):
All right, yeah, all right, I.

Speaker 5 (14:47):
Have French people that live in my building. I love
their accents. It's not even accent. I love the language.

Speaker 3 (14:51):
I'd like to hear your impression of the accent.

Speaker 5 (14:53):
Well, like we're going down and escalator and they're like, hello, it's.

Speaker 2 (14:58):
So pretty.

Speaker 6 (14:59):
That was the did you shoot yourself cot myself right
in the foot on accident?

Speaker 1 (15:05):
Oh dogs are out too, so yeah, falling apart?

Speaker 3 (15:10):
Oh my god?

Speaker 2 (15:11):
All right, one morning, you got the tickets. I love
the French.

Speaker 1 (15:14):
Uh.

Speaker 5 (15:15):
What year did the White Sox break the curse and
win the World Series? Win their first World Series since
nineteen seventeen.

Speaker 2 (15:23):
Two thousand and five?

Speaker 3 (15:25):
All right, Mark is on his damn day.

Speaker 2 (15:30):
I got a call.

Speaker 1 (15:31):
Answer was in the last question.

Speaker 6 (15:32):
Yeah, well, way to pay attention because I was worried
that you didn't remember IZI geehan, But hey, you're going
to see there, You're going to Daughtry, You're going to
pod all at the Byeline Bank Aragon Ballroom on November sixth.

Speaker 3 (15:46):
And I only got shot a lot.

Speaker 2 (15:49):
I mean it's fair.

Speaker 1 (15:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (15:51):
How hey are.

Speaker 2 (15:54):
You gonna be okay? Yeah? Right now? Oh yeah? What
shoot me? Daddy? I eat it up. I'm sorry, Mark.
I had to take care of something and you'll taken
care of Mark. You gotta take with you to this concert.

Speaker 1 (16:17):
Be my wife.

Speaker 2 (16:18):
There you go? What's your wife? Sounds so excited? Margie,
Margie and Marty and Mark?

Speaker 5 (16:26):
What is it?

Speaker 2 (16:26):
When it's five? What's what is it? A?

Speaker 6 (16:30):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (16:31):
Pent you're thinking pent pent Pentagon, Pentagon.

Speaker 2 (16:35):
Of course Pentagon this fall on NBC. It's Marty and March.
You are all set, Eminem.

Speaker 1 (16:46):
Eminem and m and eminemm only.

Speaker 2 (16:50):
Because I saw you counting, But yes, you're all set.
You got the tickets.

Speaker 6 (16:53):
Everyone else who wants tickets to see see their Doctrin
p o D head on over to ticketmaster dot com.

Speaker 2 (16:58):
And a big thanks to Live Nations.

Speaker 3 (17:00):
Shoot Me against Nerd Alert, It's time to dark out.

Speaker 6 (17:07):
This might be the best movie for twenty twenty six.
Well Coyote Versus Acme will be in Siders next summer,
as announced a comic con over the weekend.

Speaker 2 (17:21):
A little history behind this one.

Speaker 6 (17:23):
This was a movie that Max and Warner Brothers had
been working together on and scrapped it. But they put
it in front of test audiences and Will Forte came
out and said, Will Forte came out and said, the
audiences love you.

Speaker 2 (17:40):
Yeah. Sat on the back burner for a little bit.

Speaker 6 (17:43):
Obviously, Max had their restructuring and everything else that's going on,
and we.

Speaker 2 (17:48):
Now have a timeline.

Speaker 6 (17:50):
Will Forte will be in this movie as Wiley Coyote's
personal injury attorney. John Cena will be in the movie
as he plays Acme's attorney as Wiley Coyote is suing
ACME for years and years of use of ACME products
that have not helped him catch Roadrunner.

Speaker 3 (18:10):
I am shaking with excitement.

Speaker 1 (18:11):
Will Forte has talked about this movie for a while
in multiple interviews. I'm a big Will Forte fan, and
he was saying forever He's.

Speaker 3 (18:18):
Like we made this awesome movie.

Speaker 1 (18:20):
We were really proud of it, and then the studio
just shelved it.

Speaker 3 (18:24):
What were you gonna say, Mikey.

Speaker 2 (18:25):
I'm a big Roadrunner fan, so no, I have a question.

Speaker 3 (18:29):
You mean your best meat meat?

Speaker 5 (18:30):
I was actually mean yesterday I was thinking about actually
who framed Roger Rabbit? Is it in the same form
that there's humans and cartoons?

Speaker 1 (18:37):
Oh?

Speaker 6 (18:37):
Yes, because I love it when the filt along with
Wiley Coyote, There's gonna be a bunch of other looney tunes.
I'd have to believe if we look at the list
of all the tunes who used ACME products and might
have a grievance, that.

Speaker 2 (18:55):
Would be some anvils in the bugs bund.

Speaker 6 (19:00):
The list goes on. This is going to be cinematic genius.
Our childhoods are going to scream.

Speaker 2 (19:06):
And then, like all.

Speaker 6 (19:08):
Things, if you got a niece and nephew or your
own kids sharing this experience with them and them seeing
the joy in your eyes, because it just sounds like
this is just an amazing movie we all have to
look forward to.

Speaker 3 (19:18):
Oh my god, I'm so excited.

Speaker 5 (19:21):
I'm oddly too. When you came out and said this
is gonna be the best movie of the year. I thought, well,
that's a stretch, but I'm not kidding. I'm definitely gonna
go see this.

Speaker 3 (19:27):
No, this is gonna be the best movie of like
the decade. I can't wait.

Speaker 5 (19:31):
How about Tweetybird August twenty eighth next year, Sylvester the Cat.

Speaker 3 (19:35):
Oh on tickets right now? When do the tickets go
on sale?

Speaker 6 (19:39):
Unlike Olympus, they're not on sale yet. Okay, so when
they do, we'll plan. We're just planning field trips.

Speaker 1 (19:46):
Will Forte, this is an open invitation to come on.

Speaker 3 (19:49):
The show whenever you want. Yeah, Chicago, Belle Forte.

Speaker 1 (19:55):
I think he's done stuff with Second City, so I imagine
he comes here somewhat frequently.

Speaker 2 (19:59):
The yes, oh yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (20:02):
Will Forte actually big fan of the show, him and
the Tasmanian Devil and George Lucas.

Speaker 2 (20:08):
Clearly, that's right. I gotta tell you something off the air.
I'm gonna go over to his.

Speaker 3 (20:15):
He doesn't.

Speaker 2 (20:18):
Like the son of a bitch.

Speaker 6 (20:20):
Don't ruin it before we get the opportunity to actually
invite him to the.

Speaker 2 (20:23):
Jowah, let's go.

Speaker 5 (20:30):
Follow us at Morning mush Pit on social media and
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Chicago's rock station.

Speaker 2 (20:37):
We are the morning mush pit.

Speaker 1 (20:38):
Now. When the corporate shills came to me and told
me to just put a positive spin on the news headlines,
I thought that was preposterous. How can you put a
positive spin on those things? They're objectively horrific. And we
did get a tweet yesterday being like, hey, like dead kids,
it's not funny, and I.

Speaker 3 (20:57):
Agree with you.

Speaker 1 (20:58):
I also think it's bizarre that what we've decided is
news is just, hey, what's the worst thing happening right now?
And let's just put this in front of the face
of the general populace.

Speaker 3 (21:08):
Scared Why, Like, what's the port of that? It's all preposterous. However,
I hear you. You're right, No dead kids, boy during
bad news bears, newborn found abandoned in driveway, riddle not done.

Speaker 1 (21:32):
Oh, two women killed in camper explosion, meth grown adult women,
seventy nine year old husband, murderer's wife. At that point,
just wait a little bit, you know, Wow, work are

(21:53):
dead after becoming trapped under dirt.

Speaker 2 (21:57):
Wow, that sucks. I'm noticing a pattern in here already.

Speaker 1 (22:01):
Buried though, woman loses husband and dog to hit and run.

Speaker 2 (22:07):
Oh are you proving a point here?

Speaker 3 (22:10):
No? Cares the kids not dead? I need to know.
On Bad News Bears, I hate you so much.

Speaker 2 (22:23):
Michael.

Speaker 3 (22:25):
Yeah, Michael, how dare you?

Speaker 2 (22:28):
Gracious?

Speaker 3 (22:29):
You're the brother here?

Speaker 6 (22:30):
I know there's a rumored romance a brewing out there
in Hollywood.

Speaker 3 (22:35):
Oh, Liam NISO's what?

Speaker 2 (22:38):
And Paramela Anderson?

Speaker 3 (22:39):
Oh, I love that.

Speaker 2 (22:41):
We're going to talk about it next.

Speaker 3 (22:48):
Have you heard the Five Finger Deathlunch cover of Zombie?
I think that is a Bad Wolves. No, it's five
Finger Death Bunch.

Speaker 2 (22:56):
No, I don't know that.

Speaker 3 (22:57):
I have hold on.

Speaker 2 (23:00):
We are back checking right now. She's googgling these. It
is bad Wolves.

Speaker 3 (23:07):
It is Bad Wolves there one or the other.

Speaker 2 (23:09):
Resea.

Speaker 3 (23:10):
Yeah, so have you heard the Bad Wolves cover of Zombie?

Speaker 1 (23:14):
No?

Speaker 2 (23:14):
What happened? Tell me more?

Speaker 1 (23:15):
It's very brave because they heard the Cranberryes version. Then
they thought, what if we made this rock song just
a little bit more rock? And they did it in
spite of the fact no one asked them to do it,
and we appreciate that.

Speaker 3 (23:28):
On Rock ninety five to five.

Speaker 2 (23:30):
There's a lot of things that people don't ask about.

Speaker 3 (23:32):
And they just do it anyway, Boys, what's happening?

Speaker 6 (23:35):
We know Naked Gun is going to be back in
theaters very soon. Here and Pamela Anderson and then are
doing a little press tour and while they're on a
Today show, they got asked if they were a couple,
which is, you know, fine, whatever it is.

Speaker 8 (23:55):
You know they can have great chemistry. They've been working together.
She Pamela obviously played the love interest in the movie,
and that built a friendship and they know how to
relate to each other. On the press, who are getting
you excited? And they just kind of shrugged it off, Like, man,
I'm thinking two things about this. They're in a relationship
and they just don't care to.

Speaker 6 (24:16):
Talk about it at all, or why are we pinning
two people to be in a relationship.

Speaker 3 (24:20):
Well, I saw that they confirmed they did. They did cute.

Speaker 1 (24:24):
But I will say them, Okay, I have to rain
on the parade because it's who I am as a person.

Speaker 3 (24:30):
Do we think it's real?

Speaker 9 (24:32):
Though?

Speaker 1 (24:32):
Because what I feel that we see a lot are
these pr relationships that then make you want to go
see the movie because you want to support them and stuff,
and like see where they met YadA, YadA, YadA. And
there's this whole thing where I think it was on
the Today Show, on some news show where they got
quote caught kissing. But it was like in the studio
in front of all the cameras and they're like shocked.

(24:53):
Thing was very much like other actors, they know how
to act shocked that they got quote caught.

Speaker 6 (24:58):
So the article I saw mentioned that kiss as an
after effect of the questioning earlier, and then they were
just messing with people.

Speaker 2 (25:07):
Okay, so they knew the cameras are on. You hate love.

Speaker 3 (25:11):
Well, I have.

Speaker 1 (25:13):
An eight year marriage that really contributed to that. I'm
going to be honest with you.

Speaker 5 (25:19):
I hope that they're together too. That's a very cute thing.
They seem like they'd be so good together.

Speaker 1 (25:25):
And frankly, you don't see a lot of age appropriate
relationships in Hollywood, and that would make me very very happy.
Shoutout Keanu Reeves, who, by the way, his girlfriend is
age appropriate and beautiful.

Speaker 2 (25:37):
What how did Keanu get right into this?

Speaker 1 (25:40):
Just thinking of the very few age appropriate relationships that
are in existence, and shout out to.

Speaker 3 (25:47):
Think of three on the top of your head. Why
you're older in twenty seven now.

Speaker 2 (25:55):
Older than twenty seven? No, no, not even close.

Speaker 1 (25:58):
No, still don't talk crazy So where he was like
frontal loone get him.

Speaker 10 (26:04):
I don't like it when they think, hello, now here's
five or so things with meers?

Speaker 2 (26:22):
Why does he always drop his bands during this part
of the show. Jessica's hot in the studio.

Speaker 3 (26:28):
Sometimes we love a dingle dangle.

Speaker 6 (26:30):
You're welcome, alright, Happy Gilmore two shatters Netflix records. This
is Adam Sandler's biggest film draw on in Netflix, as
it got over forty six point seven million views in
the first three days.

Speaker 2 (26:46):
It's awesome, by the way. Yeah, I watched it last night.

Speaker 3 (26:49):
It's yeah.

Speaker 5 (26:50):
It's really just worth a sit down and just don't
expect much and expect to have fun, a good fun
last Yeah for sure.

Speaker 2 (26:55):
Yes.

Speaker 6 (26:56):
There is a Spanish town of which I will not
try to pronounce. But they're asking people not to.

Speaker 3 (27:02):
Die, all right, I'll trot that down in my notes.

Speaker 6 (27:06):
Yeah, they're saying, please take the utmost care and taking
care of your health, as we don't have.

Speaker 2 (27:11):
A place to bury you. Oh.

Speaker 6 (27:13):
The cemetery that they do have in the town is
overcrowded and they don't want to continue to pile.

Speaker 2 (27:18):
Bodies on top of bodies.

Speaker 6 (27:20):
So they're trying to find a new piece of land
to acquire cemetery, but until then stay alive.

Speaker 3 (27:27):
That's actually very ethical. Fun fact.

Speaker 1 (27:28):
In a lot of US cemeteries, they will stack bodies
on top of bodies, or they will straight up just
remove once they know the other fit.

Speaker 3 (27:36):
The rest of the family has passed on and they're
not going to come back.

Speaker 2 (27:38):
Great to know.

Speaker 3 (27:39):
Yeah, fun, that's a wonderful.

Speaker 2 (27:42):
Door dasher has been confronted after.

Speaker 6 (27:44):
Being seen taking a taste test from McDonald's Order your
own fries mister Bikerman, who was caught on TikTok As.
The TikTok er caught them digging in the door dash
bag immediately after picking it up before on the bike.

Speaker 3 (28:01):
Oh no, have some fries for bringing that to Miomika.

Speaker 2 (28:04):
What do I don't care.

Speaker 3 (28:04):
I'm not gonna my fries.

Speaker 2 (28:06):
I'm not gonna know anyway.

Speaker 6 (28:07):
Look, I've always said I would order a small fry
for you.

Speaker 2 (28:11):
Yeah, can put it in the notes and like that's yours.

Speaker 3 (28:14):
Oh that's kind of nice.

Speaker 2 (28:15):
It just get me my fries.

Speaker 5 (28:18):
That keep your dirty little fingers out of there. Now
that I think about it, I take it back. I
don't want your fingers with my fries.

Speaker 3 (28:23):
But I like the idea of the small fry that
I'm going to do that.

Speaker 2 (28:27):
But how do you even know who's picking up the
damn order? It doesn't matter. You just put it in
there with it fries for you.

Speaker 6 (28:34):
When they pick up the foods in them, a little
text and say, hey, there's a small fry in the
bag for you.

Speaker 2 (28:37):
Enjoy. Okay, that's sweet, Oh that's nice. Phillies fans were
caught having sex at Yankee Stadium.

Speaker 3 (28:44):
Took a hard pivot the stadium want.

Speaker 6 (28:50):
They were in the upper level seats and a video
that is on X. Go find it if you want to.

Speaker 2 (28:55):
I'm not gonna hey, a short skirt and a.

Speaker 3 (28:58):
Long jacket.

Speaker 2 (29:00):
Into a number of things. She was cheering.

Speaker 6 (29:03):
I swear the female partner is moving in a certain way.

Speaker 2 (29:09):
And that's all they say. About to be a video
of this, right, Yeah, it's on X I'm looking.

Speaker 6 (29:14):
At And a python invades a woman's apartment. The five
foot python had got away from its owner and snuck
into a woman's apartment, where she found him in the bathroom,
which is terrifying in general. But the snake was reunited
with his owner. And all I have to say is
lock that cage up.

Speaker 3 (29:36):
Yeah, that python out?

Speaker 2 (29:39):
Are you gonna put the python? What I gott? Oh?
Got it? This was? This was with the mouth.

Speaker 6 (29:51):
But those walkie talkbacks on the ihired radio app.

Speaker 2 (29:58):
Are always open. There's a little voice message.

Speaker 6 (30:01):
When you hit the red button with the microphone. We
love to hear your wild thoughts because y'all are chaotic.

Speaker 3 (30:07):
Okay, don't get too wild. Listen. I've had some DMS. Man, Okay,
I'll need to hear about all of your thoughts.

Speaker 2 (30:13):
Maria doesn't want to hear about it, but Michael does.

Speaker 1 (30:15):
Michael definitely does. Tell Michael all your thoughts. Yeah, just
address it to Mike.

Speaker 2 (30:18):
I'm at least I'm intrigued too, just kind of curiosity.

Speaker 1 (30:21):
That's kind of nice instead of like, well not instead
of the purge. We're still going to have that, but
having like a little filtered say whatever you want to
say to me to Michael on a daily basis.

Speaker 2 (30:30):
Cool, that'd be.

Speaker 3 (30:31):
I'm inn uh I like this all right?

Speaker 2 (30:33):
Yeah? Cool? Are we ready? You're trying to go ahead?
Right now?

Speaker 5 (30:39):
Ozzy's funeral is going on oh over in Birmingham. It's
going on all morning. I tried to get on the
live feed and you can't even get on it. The
website's down because so many people are trying to watch
and it's crashed. But we're hearing all kinds of crazy
stuff about Ozzy, stories, memories, all that stuff. This one
I find particularly fun. By the way, I'm not a
cocaine guy, so that's not why I picked the story.

Speaker 3 (31:00):
Thank you for.

Speaker 5 (31:00):
Clarifying Bozzy and David Lee Roth's cocaine duel inside a
Night of Nashville, The Nashville lost the Prince of Darkness.
Back in seventy eight, Black Sabbath van Halen were touring together,
and Van Halen, sorry, David Lee Roth, and Ozzy decided
to see who could do more blow. They just started

(31:20):
lining up lines and going and going and going. According
to Roth's ninety seven memoir Crazy from the Heat, it
was a tequila and cocaine contest that lasted for days.

Speaker 2 (31:31):
Jesus day.

Speaker 5 (31:33):
I've stayed up a full day before, but days, I
think you start getting crazy.

Speaker 2 (31:37):
If you're going to.

Speaker 3 (31:37):
Yell at rock stars.

Speaker 2 (31:38):
Get a job. This is their job. I can't.

Speaker 3 (31:43):
Well, the cocaine is not their job to be fair.

Speaker 5 (31:46):
Yes, well, you hear about those Metallica stories where they'd
walk into like their dressing room or whatever, and there'd
be a coffee table and Metallica was written out in
cocaine like all like like hills of cocaine for the crazy,
they said. The party kicked off in Birmingham, Alabama, and
raged all the way into Nashville, where everybody was like

(32:06):
running on fumes when they got into town.

Speaker 2 (32:09):
Something about it.

Speaker 3 (32:11):
Now, Obama is hilarious.

Speaker 2 (32:15):
Your coca a very different Birmingham. Yeah, seriously.

Speaker 5 (32:19):
November ninth, nineteen seventy eight, Black Sabbath and Halen are
supposed to play a show of Van Halen checks in
their Nashville hotel room and Ozzie is nowhere to be found.
Security started panicking. Rumors flew that Ozzie had died, something
bad had happened. Was he kidnapped, hospitalized, blah blah blah.
Turns out he used his hotel key from the previous
night in Birmingham to enter a room in Nashville that

(32:41):
happened to have the same number. The housekeeper just let
him in and he just fell asleep.

Speaker 2 (32:46):
He fell asleep. I mean back in the day bat bands.

Speaker 5 (32:50):
I don't think party like this anymore. And maybe that's okay,
so I.

Speaker 3 (32:55):
Remember stay alive longer too.

Speaker 6 (32:57):
Yeah that part because I feel like we find out
more bands today getting sober. Yeah, you know, like, hey,
I stopped drinking and doing all the other stuff.

Speaker 2 (33:05):
I like being alive.

Speaker 6 (33:07):
I want to play for you the rest of my life,
for as long as I can. I want to keep
my pipes clean. Just nah, that wasn't that wasn't a thing.
Just forget this. Ozzy doesn't show up. Everybody's there to
see Ozzy. He's the headliner.

Speaker 3 (33:18):
Yep.

Speaker 5 (33:19):
They're dragging the show to try to keep it going,
like because they thought he might show. They're like, what
if in here, we can't cancel the show. We got
an arena full of people. They basically said the show
wasn't gonna happen, and fans just started riding. They were
tearing the municipal auditorium apart, throwing chairs onto the stage,
tossing trash cans, people fighting. They even tried to like
the curtains of the arena on fire.

Speaker 2 (33:40):
Jeez. Police eventually kicked him out, and that is the
story of the Cocaine duel.

Speaker 3 (33:45):
Wow weir.

Speaker 1 (33:46):
That's wild a man who did some of the worst
things you could ever think of and suffered absolutely no consequences.

Speaker 3 (33:54):
Good job, Ozzy, what a life.

Speaker 1 (34:02):
And speaking of a sex type thing on the morning
mosh Pit, as Maris knows, I've been dying to get
my hands on girthy Savannah bananas.

Speaker 3 (34:11):
Ay now, no, peel baby, Wow, tell me about it.

Speaker 6 (34:15):
The hottest ticket in baseball, hottest indeed, is not on
the North Side crazy. It is at Rate Field on
August fifteenth and sixteenth. And don't ask because this is
not a ticket it solicit it's so out and this
is the hardest ticket to get in the city.

Speaker 5 (34:34):
Bro cheapest ticket right now is two hundred and thirty
seven dollars to sit in the nosebleed watch a baseball game.

Speaker 3 (34:41):
They know how to put on a show man.

Speaker 6 (34:43):
And if you don't know the savannah bananas are not familiar,
think Harlem Globetrotters meets baseball with flips, dances, comedians, stilt walkers.
There's four different teams in the league. And the thing
I love about this they're actually playing baseball.

Speaker 5 (35:00):
Other thing where if they hit a home run and
someone catches it out.

Speaker 2 (35:05):
If.

Speaker 6 (35:07):
A spectator catches a foul ball, if it's an out
too And due to them playing in stadiums all across
the country and the enhanced amount of love that they're getting,
they've seen the most foul balls as outs this season.
And I found this out because Savannah Bananas are going
to be featured on True TV. You can watch it

(35:29):
coming up in August, which starts in two days and
September as they're wrapping up their tour. I guess you
could call it or their season because we're not going
to get to go and I really wanted to go,
and I was like, I'll just go to Savannah.

Speaker 2 (35:44):
They've got to be there playing. No, no, those tickets
are also sold out. But yeah, it's just a lot
of fun. And Maria, if this is what it's going
to take to make you love baseball, oh, and it is.

Speaker 5 (35:57):
You would love this, Maria. Oh, I know these rules
are there's different rules, but no walks. Ball four starts
a sprint and all runners can advance until the ball
gets back to the pitcher. I love that batters can
steal first base. All games are two hours, no extra innings,
no mound visits, no bunting. You're out if you try
to bunt, okay, And just like we said, fans can

(36:19):
catch foul balls for it.

Speaker 2 (36:20):
So this just keeps everybody involved out on.

Speaker 6 (36:22):
The creator of the Savannah Bananas, he was looking at
baseball moving slow and thought, how can we make this faster?

Speaker 2 (36:28):
How can we make this more entertaining.

Speaker 6 (36:30):
And is continuing to evolve the game, which I absolutely love.

Speaker 5 (36:34):
This is the story of Happy Go More too. You
can't just do it with golf. I'm dead serious like that.
They try to come up with a league that's more
crazy and like on a certain hole, it's like a
bear traft. But yeah, things like that, like there's snow
on a certain.

Speaker 3 (36:47):
Hole and there's always that notable hole.

Speaker 1 (36:52):
And again, just a big shout out to the Savannah
Bananas in an open invitation.

Speaker 3 (36:57):
Come on the show, okay in whatever way.

Speaker 2 (36:59):
You want to take man, ma'am.

Speaker 3 (37:02):
Okay, So shooting with a nerf gun if we're counting.

Speaker 6 (37:05):
In the last few days, we have invited Hayley Williams, Yes,
George Lucas the Savannah Bananas. There's somebody else. Will fortases
invited to the show. George is coming. I talked to
him a few minutes ago.

Speaker 2 (37:19):
Yeah, Golma, thank you. Notice how you say right?

Speaker 5 (37:24):
Did you see the Savannah banana guy on like the Daily,
the What is It Today?

Speaker 2 (37:28):
Show or something?

Speaker 5 (37:28):
He tried to do a backflip to show off and
smashed his face on the ground that.

Speaker 2 (37:34):
He does the He normally does a backflip when he
catches the ball, fly ball.

Speaker 3 (37:39):
I'll take that one. His self esteem is probably low enough.

Speaker 2 (37:50):
Last resort on Rock ninety five to five.

Speaker 6 (37:53):
I went through three albums of this Why you say?

Speaker 2 (37:57):
Mama? Maris did not like that album. Oh did not
like that song at all.

Speaker 1 (38:01):
It's not made for parents, but mom, they're talking about sandals.

Speaker 3 (38:08):
It's the last resort. I think.

Speaker 2 (38:11):
Yeah, that was a weak bell.

Speaker 3 (38:13):
Also shout out, Lama Maris can't gat to meet you.

Speaker 2 (38:15):
She's a lovely woman. I got a little rock news
for you. Couldn't wait.

Speaker 5 (38:24):
He's like, I've been up in Azzie's funeral procession all morning.
I mean I tried to get in earlier today because
the public procession and funerals going on right now, and
the link was down, like the website had crashed. Because
everybody's trying to watch, but we do have details that
are coming out now and some videos that are finally
hitting social media. Basically, they led the hearse down Broad

(38:46):
Street in Birmingham, his hometown, public tribute, thousands of fans
lining the side of the road. One thing that's cool
is his hearse had like big windows on the side,
like it's a new BMW, so it's kind of nice
with big windows. But in the windows they had in
purple roses Ozzy, so like the roses were laid on
top of the casket, but they read Ozzy in the window.

(39:08):
Just a really like touching thing. The route included a
ceremonial stop at the iconic Black Sabbath Bridge and Bench,
where fans gathered leaving tributes, flowers and banners. Sharon, I've
seen some of the videos of this now, very emotional.
I had a certain point her kids had to hold
her up and they were walking behind and they quickly
gave a peace sign to the crowd as everybody sort

(39:28):
of disappeared, and it went into a private funeral then
at the end and where singer Young Blood friend of
the family delivered reading at the service and some other things.
But oddly enough, Ozzy made a few statements before when
they asked him what he wanted for his funeral yea,
and he said, I honestly don't care what they play
at my funeral. They can put on a medley of
Justin Bieber and Susan Boyle as if it makes him happy.

(39:51):
But he also said I'd also like some pranks, maybe
the sound of someone knocking inside the coffin, or a
video of me asking for my doctor for a second
of p onion.

Speaker 3 (40:01):
That's funny.

Speaker 4 (40:02):
He said.

Speaker 5 (40:03):
There will be no harping on bad times and while emotional,
just a legendary way to send this legend off.

Speaker 6 (40:10):
The favorite thing I heard from the clips you were
playing was the Marching band playing Crazy Train.

Speaker 2 (40:14):
Yeah that hit a little bit.

Speaker 5 (40:16):
Yeah that is a local like they're called the Boasting Brass,
a local band that they were out there, so like
Crazy Train was being done in brass, so it's like
horns and everything, which is cool.

Speaker 6 (40:26):
It had a really nice sound to it, but like
it's just wild thinking about having to walk behind the
hearst in front of the crowds that have gathered and
that it's difficult.

Speaker 5 (40:38):
You know, it sucks for everybody, But I feel so
much for Sharon. I feel like if you have your person,
yeah for that long. Yeah, and that's who you are
wrapped up with and they disappear.

Speaker 3 (40:48):
In meshment to such a degree, right, Yeah.

Speaker 5 (40:51):
Well, and even like you were saying a little bit
trauma bonding, I mean the things that these people went.

Speaker 1 (40:54):
That is a beyond trauma bonded co dependent relationship. That's
a different level. But either way that is it's a
human and.

Speaker 3 (41:01):
She is going.

Speaker 5 (41:02):
Oh for sure, thoughts and shout outs out to the
Osborne family and everybody else. Ozzie again, Ozzy forever Man.

Speaker 2 (41:09):
White Sox. Wednesday is next Rock ninety five five.

Speaker 3 (41:26):
We'll make things right.

Speaker 1 (41:28):
We'll feel it all tonight. We'll crucify the insincere. That's
so much to do in one night. Please, just expectations,
smashing pumpkins. How about the five to seven business days? Jeez,
five to seven business days.

Speaker 3 (41:44):
It's Maria moschmit on Rock ninety five five, White Sox Monday.

Speaker 2 (41:50):
Eight four, four ninety five fifty.

Speaker 6 (41:52):
We got a four pack of tickets for you to
see the White Sox take on the Cleveland Guardians on Friday,
August eighth. The you know what, happens on Fridays at
ray Field Fireworld. This also is a very special game.
If you get a special ticket package you can get
yourself at Derek Rolls Bobblehead. You definitely want to get

(42:16):
in on that. I hope they wear their new jerseys.

Speaker 2 (42:21):
I hate this. What do you mean you hate the red? Yes?

Speaker 5 (42:24):
And I actually heard a number of White Sox fans
when I went to the Crosstown Classic saying they didn't
like me either. Like a couple of them were like,
this just feels like they're trying to use the bulls
to sell things.

Speaker 2 (42:33):
Yes, that's exactly what it is.

Speaker 3 (42:35):
Also, though, aren't there red Sox?

Speaker 2 (42:38):
Yeah, Boston, Boston so.

Speaker 3 (42:39):
White Sox have red uniforms.

Speaker 6 (42:42):
I think it's weird and Okay, if Maria is calling
it out, then it's that says something.

Speaker 2 (42:50):
Something.

Speaker 6 (42:51):
But yes, you are also at the Crosstown Classic where
the White Sox's gonna win.

Speaker 2 (42:55):
Yeah, I guess Steak.

Speaker 5 (42:59):
I don't reckon men cheering loudly for the Cubs at
that that stadium.

Speaker 2 (43:03):
Why is that?

Speaker 5 (43:04):
A gentleman next to me was not having a good time.
He was cheering for the White Sox. I was cheering
for the Cubs. I didn't think anything of it, and
the lovely lady that I was with noticed that he
was like looking me up and down and getting grumpier
and grumpier as.

Speaker 2 (43:16):
The White Sox were losing the game. And she goes.

Speaker 5 (43:18):
She actually was like, hey, switch seats with me. I
was like, what really? So just a word to the wise, Hey,
don't wear your Cubs gear.

Speaker 1 (43:27):
It would be funny if you got your ass kicked
twice an hour in Chicago.

Speaker 2 (43:30):
Deal with us anymore? Avoid everything.

Speaker 6 (43:33):
We got to get Michael a bodyguard everywhere he goes.

Speaker 1 (43:36):
All I was doing was cheering other lessons.

Speaker 3 (43:40):
Somehow, maybe it's effective. All right, let's stay home, let's
let's talk to Joel.

Speaker 2 (43:45):
Joel, what's going on? Man? Good morning you guys. What's happening?
How are you doing?

Speaker 6 (43:49):
What?

Speaker 3 (43:50):
Dooel?

Speaker 6 (43:52):
I am fantastic love to hear that you just got
yourself a four pack of tickets to go see the
White so Hell Yeah.

Speaker 2 (43:59):
Oh are you a White Sox fan? I'm gonna ask you. Okay,
So I was there to watch and put that smack
down on the Cubbies the other day. That was a
big win, man, Yes, yep?

Speaker 6 (44:09):
Uh so so you're feeling good about the White Sox
and how they're playing after All Star break.

Speaker 2 (44:15):
Yeah, they've been playing great. Yes, it's definitely a big change.

Speaker 6 (44:18):
They're they're they're huge change making it fun to watch
baseball on the South Side. And you're gonna be there.
Who're you gonna take with you?

Speaker 2 (44:25):
I'm gonna be bringing my wife in twins on.

Speaker 6 (44:28):
That's a nice little family night over at rate Field. Joel,
you are all set. Happy White Sox Wednesday to you.

Speaker 2 (44:37):
Awesome guys, Thank you so much.

Speaker 6 (44:39):
No, thank you you, and for everyone else that wants
to get tickets to go see what I'm gonna call
the most fun team to watch at baseball wise in Chicago, White.

Speaker 3 (44:53):
So White Sox stay with Sorry, sorry.

Speaker 6 (44:56):
Get your tickets at White Sox dot com.

Speaker 1 (45:00):
Inevitable At this point, human invests are robots.

Speaker 9 (45:04):
Wall News from the front of the inevitable human robot War.

Speaker 1 (45:09):
It's official. We are under the influence of the robots.
New Paul finds that one in three Americans now use
AI every day or even multiple times a day.

Speaker 2 (45:20):
Yeah, I can feel that user or get left behind.
That's what I'm saying. I'm telling you we're going to
be cyborgs. Essentially.

Speaker 3 (45:26):
I don't think you're well, yeah, maybe already are with
these phones.

Speaker 1 (45:30):
Yeah you're not wrong, it is, but like the fact
that it was so ubiquitous, Like last year we barely
knew anything.

Speaker 2 (45:38):
It was an idea, Yeah you heard a little people.

Speaker 1 (45:41):
And now it's everywhere, and now people are really good
at it all of a sudden too, and just everyone's
out there using I.

Speaker 6 (45:48):
Guess say that's partially due to the like evolution of AI,
Like it's constantly evolving and learning and making itself better.

Speaker 5 (45:55):
On my phone, so I updated my iPhone and it's
trying to figure me out now, like it'll go and
it'll put my phone on focused mode and stuff like that,
because like usually during this time he's working, it's not
getting it right.

Speaker 2 (46:08):
Yeah, I'm like not getting.

Speaker 5 (46:09):
Notifications right, and I'm like, stop trying to hay on
my phone.

Speaker 1 (46:13):
I also just wish we had more of an option,
whether or not we that happened, Like I want to
be able to opt in or opt out, but it's
like things are switching to AI.

Speaker 3 (46:21):
We don't get a choice.

Speaker 6 (46:22):
Well, it's it's wild because like Google obviously has an AI.
There's chat GPT, there's co pilot on your outlook, and
then Samsung has an AI that you can utilize in the.

Speaker 5 (46:32):
Shit like even when you Google now you do get
websites that pop up, but above them is a summary
of what whatever you have.

Speaker 1 (46:39):
Which, by the way, takes away traffic from those websites,
which sucks for those people too. Yeah, I just don't
love it, But then again, like what are they gonna do?
It feels like when you have those lawsuits that are like,
all right, well you have to tell people when there
are chemicals and they're drinks and it's like, okay, well,
now I know that I'm drinking the cancer juice, but
like what else am I gonna drink? There's nothing else

(47:00):
that you're offering, Like the same kind of concept, Like
you can tell me that I have the option for AI,
but if I don't, is the site gonna work correctly?

Speaker 3 (47:07):
And to want to get out of it what I want?

Speaker 2 (47:09):
Told my mom about chat GPT and I was like,
try this, and she blew her mind. She was like WHOA,
what is this?

Speaker 1 (47:16):
Yeah, but also you gotta be careful. Not not your
mom specifically, but sometimes older people they don't really grasp
the fact that it's generative and so it just feels
like this being on the other side of the screen
and they're like, maybe it's omniscient.

Speaker 6 (47:30):
I don't think it's just older people. I think younger too,
because you really have to get in front of your
kids and be like, hey.

Speaker 2 (47:36):
Double check the things that you see on AI, because even.

Speaker 6 (47:39):
When we're doing research, like that's wrong, that's wrong, that's right,
that's creative, and I'm you know, like you got to
pick and choose or realize it. Working with AI is
like talking to your friend that knows something.

Speaker 2 (47:50):
Yeah, right, Like.

Speaker 6 (47:52):
They're not always right and they're going to try to
prove that they are, but fact check them.

Speaker 2 (47:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (47:57):
Also, don't outsource your brain, which is essential. What's happening, Well,
it's a muscle. You gotta use that, bad boy, or
don't you. Oh, and that's how get you start out
sourcing that brain. You stop using yours. Yours turns to slap.
The robots have your brain, the robots are you. Who's
the human, who's the robot? We've lost the inevitable human.

Speaker 9 (48:18):
Versus This was news from the front of the Inevitable
Human Robot War.

Speaker 1 (48:30):
What a super fun and upbeat song as long as
you don't read any of the lyrics.

Speaker 2 (48:36):
Yeah. The more I read lyrics, the more I'm like.

Speaker 3 (48:38):
Man, especially with Sublime. It's a morning mosh bit. I'm
rock ninety five to five?

Speaker 2 (48:44):
Boys?

Speaker 3 (48:44):
What are we doing.

Speaker 2 (48:50):
About? You know what? I have something that can bring
people together for sports? What's that?

Speaker 5 (48:55):
White Sox fans Cubs fans can all come together in
our hate for Andrew Vaughn, an ex White Sox player
who beat the piss out of the Cubs last night.
He now plays for the Brewers. But we are fighting
to be number one position in our in our division,
and we're losing game after game after game. A guy

(49:15):
named Andrew Vaughn stole the show last night. Career high
six RBIs, including a grand slam against the Cubbies, ended
up nine to three. Final score there, Yeah, bummer. They
play again today at one ten, and the White Sox
lost to the Phillies in a decent game. Man, it
was pretty good until Phillies broke it open there, six
to three. They also play again today at one ten,

(49:37):
So some afternoon games if you want to, I don't know,
play hooky from work.

Speaker 2 (49:40):
They just broke it open.

Speaker 5 (49:42):
They broke it wide open, sir. That's what you gotta do.
The same thing happened with old Andrew vaugh He's breaking
things open left and right. Six RBIs and a grand Slam.

Speaker 2 (49:51):
What a game.

Speaker 3 (49:51):
Ruth bader Insburg's.

Speaker 2 (50:00):
Damn it the Cubsany Pittrick him?

Speaker 6 (50:02):
Oh well, the trade deadlines tomorrow, get to work.

Speaker 2 (50:06):
We'll see some moves being made. I'm sure.

Speaker 6 (50:09):
It's very cool news coming down for the Bears as
they plan to honor their matriarch, Virginia McCaskey, who passed
away this season.

Speaker 2 (50:18):
One I saw it coming.

Speaker 6 (50:20):
The uniform is going to have a patch at eighty
three gs H.

Speaker 2 (50:24):
Right there on the sleeves. Cool. It's a very nice
no to Virginia.

Speaker 6 (50:29):
But they're also not going to wear any throwback or
orange jerseys this season.

Speaker 2 (50:36):
Why I like a throwbacks?

Speaker 6 (50:38):
That's where I had the question, like the patch, put
it on the new jersey, sell the merch and get
it out there.

Speaker 2 (50:44):
But I guess it might have been something that she
was in on and didn't like. Ben Johnson's like, we're
only looking forward. I don't know.

Speaker 6 (50:53):
I honestly I like the orange jerseys for the Bears.
It's always fun to see them in the throwback gear.
It's just it's fun to see on the field.

Speaker 1 (51:03):
I love that there's some fashion sports make it work.

Speaker 5 (51:10):
Were the were the orange? Were the orange ones for them?
Like the color? What the call color rush?

Speaker 1 (51:14):
So?

Speaker 2 (51:15):
Were they orange pants?

Speaker 5 (51:16):
Weren't?

Speaker 2 (51:16):
Or I don't think they ever did a interesting Yeah.

Speaker 3 (51:18):
I want Project Runway Sports Edition.

Speaker 1 (51:22):
I want fashion designers competing to get sports uniforms onto
the players.

Speaker 2 (51:28):
I want Hunter orange color rush.

Speaker 3 (51:30):
I want avant garde uniforms.

Speaker 2 (51:33):
Don't act like it's not happening. On the side. There's
people who are designing jerseys on a regular basis.

Speaker 1 (51:38):
I want fashion commentary on sports uniforms.

Speaker 3 (51:42):
I want them to talk about, Wow, what a well
structured jersey.

Speaker 6 (51:47):
You want fashion commentary over the commentary we already get.

Speaker 2 (51:52):
Yeah, Johnson hit that whole real hard. Look at them pants.

Speaker 3 (51:59):
I because what a challenge.

Speaker 1 (52:01):
You know, it's got to be fashion forward, but you
gotta play sports in it.

Speaker 3 (52:05):
Come on, we could do this. The people want it.

Speaker 2 (52:10):
Hey, Caleb Williams, to the end of.

Speaker 3 (52:11):
That, I get it.

Speaker 2 (52:15):
I can't.

Speaker 5 (52:17):
I can't listen. Fashion is important, it's good, it's good
to look good.

Speaker 1 (52:21):
Yes, it is Yeah, like the white Sox wearing red uniforms.

Speaker 3 (52:24):
They are not the red Sox.

Speaker 11 (52:30):
A't it just makes me emotional? Why you say he's
just got such a weird with words. I mean the
way he says.

Speaker 1 (52:46):
Ball with Toba du bang da bang diggy and that
gets you, you know, it makes you.

Speaker 2 (52:54):
Feel a certain way for sure. I feel you on that.

Speaker 3 (52:57):
It's morning monshmen, I'm rocking ninety five to five. Wow,
what a show?

Speaker 2 (53:00):
What a show?

Speaker 3 (53:00):
What a day?

Speaker 2 (53:01):
Should we like? Hear from some other listeners, I think so.
I love walkie talkbacks.

Speaker 3 (53:06):
I wish I could get some input, Michael, how do
they Yeah, I don't like that sound even a little bit.

Speaker 2 (53:15):
All right, Walter jumped on my phone real quickly.

Speaker 3 (53:17):
I thought you were watching Sydney that was earlier.

Speaker 2 (53:20):
Oh my god, all of a sudden, I need some
blue jeans. Say somebody wanted to send us a walkie
talk back? Yes, how would they do it?

Speaker 5 (53:29):
They would go to the iHeartRadio app, open it on
up there, and then in the top right corner there's
a little microphone. It's a little round button. You just
push her down, you record and it walkie talking sends
it right into the studio.

Speaker 2 (53:39):
All right, let's get to our first one. Good morning,
most family. I'm not sure if you guys got to
watch the procession this morning, but it was beautiful.

Speaker 6 (53:51):
Mom.

Speaker 2 (53:51):
There's only one thing that kind of unnerved me.

Speaker 7 (53:54):
When Sharon and the family got out of the car
at the bridge, they were not giving been a moment
of silence. Whether Ozzie was a normal guy or a celebrity,
their family member died, give them some peace for at
least ten seconds.

Speaker 2 (54:08):
Am I right?

Speaker 6 (54:10):
I think that's hard to do it over all right,
I was waiting for an over That's hard to getting
a moment of silence to happen at that specific moment
in a public place without a PA, six people affecting
people to all here and know this is what we're
doing at this moment.

Speaker 5 (54:27):
What you heard was all say, all say, they're all cheering,
And you're right, Maris, I don't think us.

Speaker 6 (54:32):
There's no way that was going to unless it was
like well before it's like, hey, if you're attending in Birmingham,
this is what the plan is. And still you got
to have people walking around with leaflets and all that
other stuff.

Speaker 2 (54:43):
It's hard to coordinate, but I do feel them on that. Yeah,
all right, let's get to another one.

Speaker 9 (54:49):
Warning moshpit shout out to Chicago's power Trio. This is
Fred from Hoffman Estates. I just wanted to say thanks for.

Speaker 1 (54:57):
What you do.

Speaker 9 (54:58):
You keep Chicago going. And as soon as you guys
come out to the Northwest suburbs, we're gonna pull a
couple of six footers. Ozzie fan over and out.

Speaker 2 (55:10):
So when you say pull a couple of six footers,
what do you mean? Yeah, what's that mean?

Speaker 3 (55:15):
Give them my number if they're ever six ft let's go.

Speaker 5 (55:19):
See mean pull a couple six footers like babes, Like
we're gonna pull some chicks we don't know.

Speaker 2 (55:25):
Well, you could always walk you talk back us again. Yes,
I'm clarifying. We're intrigued in Maria for different reasons.

Speaker 3 (55:32):
I'm very intrigued. Is a Savannah banana.

Speaker 2 (55:34):
Hey go think Maria.

Speaker 12 (55:36):
It's Matt, your Australian boyfriend, and devastated that you don't
like baseball. The Savannah Bananas or Savannah Bananas, they are awesome,
even though I know about them. And Australia have got
their own team as well, which is the Aussie drop Bears.
They are fantastic, but I will admit I am a

(55:56):
fan of the Clinton Guardians, so don't hold that against me.

Speaker 6 (56:00):
Yay, I don't believe he decided to say that over
Chicago radio and we let him.

Speaker 1 (56:06):
Also, I do know about the Savanna Bananas. That's like
the team I do know about. But also interesting to
be a Cleveland baseball fan in Australia.

Speaker 2 (56:15):
That's it. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (56:15):
I always wonder how internationals get to pick their team,
but I guess it's the same way. But like when
I'm rooting for Arsenal, it was just a random draw.
I like the players and the team at that time,
and I just stuck with it. As a football I
know soccer, I know that club. I know, okay, what
league do they play in?

Speaker 3 (56:33):
The soccer one?

Speaker 2 (56:34):
Okay, then the last one.

Speaker 3 (56:38):
I think Marie is onto something agreed.

Speaker 2 (56:41):
Do you guys know the old same look good, feel good,
play good. I think there might be something here, just
just saying.

Speaker 1 (56:52):
Oliver I was saying earlier that we should have more
of a fashion element to sports, since we're always talking
about these uniforms in the up dates to him, give
us a Project Runway Sports edition. Have fashion designers compete
for the best sports uniforms and give us fashion commentary.

Speaker 2 (57:10):
What what already out? Say?

Speaker 3 (57:13):
Don't back out, don't run away.

Speaker 2 (57:15):
Caleb Williams would love that.

Speaker 6 (57:18):
There's already designers who are working with the MLB, the
NFL and all the in the NBA too to put
out amaze amazing gear. So it's there, Maria, you just
gotta find it.

Speaker 3 (57:29):
What's the Caleb Williams joke?

Speaker 5 (57:31):
What he's fashionable? And people give my hard time because
he paints his nails and he carries like a bag
that looks like a person stuff and he wears expensive
clothes and stuff like that.

Speaker 3 (57:38):
Twenty twenty five, we give a crap about that. Can
you play football?

Speaker 6 (57:42):
So I'm a counter that because because a lot of
people know, I'm going to counter that because NBA on
game day, the players are walking into the nines. NFL
on game day players are walking in to the nine.
So that's a moot point. That's a non thing.

Speaker 3 (57:57):
Who cares.

Speaker 2 (57:58):
That's why I'm saying he'd be excited about it. He
loved the fashion. I would too. I mean it'd be fun, right, Maria,
who's our winner?

Speaker 4 (58:05):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (58:06):
That guy? My fashion guy owed in.

Speaker 2 (58:09):
One last week a little while ago.

Speaker 3 (58:11):
Okay, well in my Australian boyfriend can't win either.

Speaker 2 (58:15):
You know what the six footer?

Speaker 3 (58:16):
Yeah, I mean that's just powers of deduction right there.

Speaker 2 (58:19):
All right, Fred, you got some Toto ticket?

Speaker 3 (58:22):
Fred, baby, get me a six footer.

Speaker 2 (58:25):
I still want to know what that means. I don't.

Speaker 3 (58:26):
I want to find out in person.

Speaker 6 (58:29):
Let's go.

Speaker 9 (58:32):
Like I just.

Speaker 3 (58:34):
Under a bridge. Fine, not an ideal venue, but we
make use of what we got.

Speaker 2 (58:40):
Is it fishing? Go get some six footers? No, that'd
be a big fish, real big fish. What's tomorrow, Maria?

Speaker 3 (58:47):
Oh tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (58:49):
It happens to be rock ninety five to five thirst
today and we will not be out at a bar.

Speaker 3 (58:55):
Will we give you a date of when? Tune in?
And fine? Doubt Sometimes I feel like I don't have
a pardon.