May 14, 2025 • 49 mins
Today's Morning Mosh Pit is bringing the chaos and the comedy:
🎤 RENT A CELEBRITY?! Airbnb lets you book hangouts with Megan Thee Stallion, Sabrina Carpenter, and K-pop stars SEVENTEEN — but is it worth it?
🤖 Human vs. Robot War rages on, and Chicago brings the drama again with a golf course fight that may or may not involve flying putters.
💬 Inspired by Reddit, we ask: Where would you take someone you hate in Chicago? From broken sidewalks to traffic hellscapes, we want your most petty picks.
🎧 Five Things with Marris, Bad News Bears with Maria, Nerd News, and a Crosstown Classic Breakdown — plus fresh updates in the Rock Report (Weezer and White Stripes fans, listen up!).
🗣️ Bonus: Hear the best listener hot takes from the Walkie Talkbacks on the iHeartRadio app.
🎤 RENT A CELEBRITY?! Airbnb lets you book hangouts with Megan Thee Stallion, Sabrina Carpenter, and K-pop stars SEVENTEEN — but is it worth it?
🤖 Human vs. Robot War rages on, and Chicago brings the drama again with a golf course fight that may or may not involve flying putters.
💬 Inspired by Reddit, we ask: Where would you take someone you hate in Chicago? From broken sidewalks to traffic hellscapes, we want your most petty picks.
🎧 Five Things with Marris, Bad News Bears with Maria, Nerd News, and a Crosstown Classic Breakdown — plus fresh updates in the Rock Report (Weezer and White Stripes fans, listen up!).
🗣️ Bonus: Hear the best listener hot takes from the Walkie Talkbacks on the iHeartRadio app.
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Little smashing pump guns, the Brazians, the Smashing.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Donner this morning.
Speaker 3 (00:09):
My whole life, I thought that was smashing pumpkins like
things we did in Halloween when we got a little
too old to be trick or treating.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
I like when they put the pumpkin in the tribute
ches and then they just launch it. Yeah. I didn't
even know that was the name of it, but I
know what you're talking about.
Speaker 3 (00:23):
Yeah, tribute, Shae, Tribute, your word of your Dorito's word
of the day, Marito's word of the day.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
We have, by the way, tons of giveaways today. Yeah,
we got we got tossed on us yesterday afternoon. Tickets
to go see Jim Jeffries stand up comedian, British stand
up comedian. He's coming to town. So uh again like
we did last week for text time. Today, everyone who
texts throughout the day at eight four four, nine ninety
five fifty you're entered to win Jim Jeffries tickets.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
We'll pull him at the end of the show. Oh
I love that guy. Yeah, he's funny, right, yeah, yeah,
we got a clip. Yeah, here we go.
Speaker 4 (00:57):
Ever on drinking while did I drink Simon share me
Tom you go, why don't you drink?
Speaker 2 (01:02):
And they go, I don't like the taste of it.
Speaker 5 (01:05):
Nobody does.
Speaker 4 (01:08):
No, I like the taste of it. We drink because
we have to. No one has a shot up to
killer and going.
Speaker 6 (01:15):
Lovely now for these Jim Jefferies, stick is no. He's
at the VIC tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
Oh wow. So if you have plans tomorrow we turn around.
Don't call in. We want you to go.
Speaker 6 (01:27):
But if you're not going to be able to make it,
don't waste somebody else's opportunity.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
Or just call out of your plants. Yeah, that's true.
They're not better than this.
Speaker 6 (01:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
Also, those tickets to go to Rock the Country kid
Rock Nickelback skinnered that's coming up for fun of the head.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
Also, it feels sleepy right now. Just know you're not alone. Yeah,
what is the deal?
Speaker 5 (01:51):
The is it?
Speaker 2 (01:52):
The fog rolling in in the province? Tell me weather boy,
I don't know. I feel great today. Actually, he is
gonna tell us here in just a second. I got
it for you. And don't forget our favorite rooster, mister Rocky.
He'll be a what how do you know that's my
favorite rooster? Name? Another rooster. There are are another rooster.
(02:12):
You wouldn't know him. He goes to a different school.
Oh yeah, exactly.
Speaker 6 (02:16):
Yeah, our favorite rooster, Rocky is going to be back
at eight with your next keyword for one thousand dollars.
What would you spend one thousand dollars on real fast
right sales? Yeah, my credit card.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
Yeah we're at all. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (02:36):
Now w C HI Weather with Michael who likes moisture
readings way too much?
Speaker 2 (02:45):
Is it whistling? Is that supposed to be the wind?
Speaker 3 (02:48):
Sometimes I can guess that, will say that that's what
you got. Sometimes I can do a good whistle, but
sometimes not, like hold on, not that's all right. It's
cause the Cubs one last night. It's an amazing Okay,
clouds off and on today, that's.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
What you're giving us. Clouds off and on today. We're
above freezing.
Speaker 3 (03:08):
Chance of precipitation this afternoon, Hi's in the seventies, but
tomorrow it's gonna be almost ninety degrees.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
There's a chance of precipitation. What's it come on?
Speaker 3 (03:16):
Gives just passing showers past of showers this afternoon. I'll
say thirty percent chance of a shower this afternoon.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
Say it, you'll be a Zach. Don't make me commit every.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
Other meteor because garbage man Dan will start going off
on me again about how my weather reports suck.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
Yes, I say your text, garbageman. I'm doing the best
I can and you deserve them. Garbage Man Dan is correct.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
I talked to my mom last night. I said, Midwest
weather is crazy, and we're from the Pacific Northwest. At
least we know it'll rain all the time. So yeah,
but tomorrow'snna be really hot, almost almost ninety degrees.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
That's crazy. Here we go, and that's going to drop
back down though, right, Yeah, it's gonna be sixty soon. Yeah,
of course I'm happy.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
We can still pretty good for Crossdown Classic though, if
you're looking ahead to that to get tickets, whatever you
want to do. And then I think, come out next
we're going to tell you that you can now rent celebrities.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
I don't like that.
Speaker 6 (04:05):
I don't like that either, rent a human. No, No,
the story is a celebrity experience. It is not now
attainable due to Airbnb.
Speaker 7 (04:19):
Thank you.
Speaker 6 (04:22):
It is the morning watch Pit on a Rock In
ninety five five, Michael's got a very interesting celebrity experience
for you.
Speaker 3 (04:29):
You can rune now rent celebrities. Airbnb will let you book.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
Yes, don't say rent a celebrity.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
Okay, you can borrow a celebrity and pay for it.
What do you think his issue with your phrasing is?
What do you understand the problem to be?
Speaker 2 (04:45):
Let me hit the headline.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
Airbnb will let you book book celebrity hosted experiences with
Megan Thee Stallion, Sabrina Carpenter, Patrick Mahomes and more.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
So do you hear how the subject there was the
experience and so you can book the experience?
Speaker 2 (05:02):
Nun Yes, this is the object technically not the person.
This is a different headline. Well, it's still the person.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
So you go do an experience and then you could
have Patrick Mahomes come and like throw footballs with you.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
Basically say you're booking an experience and then the person
shows up, like you're not booking the person.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
Yes, okay, cool, okay, cool, okay. Just make sure that
we have that understanding.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
Airbnb, as a part of promoting it's revamped and expanded
vacation bookings, has teamed with several celebrities to offer once
in a lifetime meet and greets, but only a few
lucky fans may may be able to attend them. I
would do Eddie Vedder around the room. If you could
book one experience with a celebrity, who would you do?
Speaker 2 (05:42):
I'd go Mike Shinoda. That'd be really cool, like Lincoln
Bark's coming to town. I'd want to It wouldn't be
music related to be art. Oh that's cool, Maris, Actually
that's really cool. I think that would be Kelly Clarkson
because she seems like so much fun. That's fun. I
just think that she and I would rile each other
(06:04):
up and it would be insane.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
I don't see you guys at a karaoke I was
just gonna where would you go around town.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
To take care?
Speaker 1 (06:11):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (06:11):
Yeah, No, We'd get drunk and we'd go to.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
A karaoke bar and she would out sing me like
absolute insanity and I would have a marvelous time.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
One of the ones.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
That's interesting though, as far as for guys a little
bit more because a lot of these are Megan Thee
Stallion and Sabrina Carpenter. But Patrick Mahomes, if you were
in Kansas City, you could actually have him come out
teach you how to throw the perfect spiral enjoy some
Kansas City barbecue with him. My thing is is like,
this must be very limited because Patrick Mahomes doesn't need
the money, He has a family, like, he's I don't know,
(06:40):
an incredible football career. Does he really want to be
going around like seems like cameo.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
They sort of yes. People like what they do and
they like their fans. I mean that is interesting. You
could just be a happy dude, you know, it could
be fun.
Speaker 3 (06:51):
But those experiences, they say, this says and I didn't
read this far, those three experiences are free, but there's
limited availability. So that those first three with Sabrina Carpenter,
Megan Thee Stallion, and Patrick Mahomes, they're giving away as
a promotion for the event, and then other celebrities will
sign on later, you know, lower level people, comedians, stuff
like that, and you can pick from the list, which
(07:12):
is kind of cool.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
I gotta it.
Speaker 3 (07:14):
If you took your wife and you guys were gonna
go get engaged or something a big weekend, you could
actually just rent or have a celebrity show up and
uh and uh, you know be there.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
With you or something. Hey, I'm proud of that correction. Man, Jesus,
I swear agress.
Speaker 5 (07:31):
Now here's a bit only plug.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
Who is there?
Speaker 6 (07:35):
Yeah, we got an early plug today. Get ready because
we got Jim Jefferies tickets. He will be at the
VIC tomorrow, so make sure you can go. And if
you're not familiar with Jim Jeffries here.
Speaker 5 (07:49):
He is ever using don't drinking?
Speaker 2 (07:51):
Why did I drink? Sim see every tom you go
why don't you drink? And they go, I don't like
the taste of it? Nobody does.
Speaker 4 (08:01):
No, I like to Tyston. Let we drink because we
have to. No one has ever had a shot up
to killer.
Speaker 5 (08:07):
And going, oh that lovely.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
Now.
Speaker 6 (08:10):
The tickets are for tomorrow, but he will be at
the VIC on Friday night as well. Get your tickets
at Jim Jefferies dot com. But if you want to
win eight four to four n ninety five fifty, who
be collert in right now?
Speaker 1 (08:26):
Sex type thing is how you would describe it if
you absolutely did hook up with that really hot chick.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
No one was there to see it, but you guys
for sure had like one of those.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
Sex type It's very ninety's morty monage, but I'm rock
ninety five five.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
Mike what'd you got?
Speaker 3 (08:44):
North side golf course got a little crazy when someone
took their car out onto the course, accidentally hitting a
seventy year old man who was out there golfing.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
Maris. We have a witness that was on the golf course.
This is what he saw.
Speaker 3 (08:57):
I ran as close as I could to the car
as it was coming close to us, but I took
cover behind a tree just so.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
I could get a good look at the guy.
Speaker 3 (09:05):
And the guy was gnashed, teeth raged like fists clenched
on his wheel, just like green fees.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
Are very unsettling countenance, he says.
Speaker 3 (09:14):
The driver eventually got out with a knife in hand,
only to be approached by another golfer who tried to help.
This guy grabbed two stakes and he was swinging him,
swinging him like nunchucks at the guy.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
And then the dude with a knife like backed off. Crazy.
Speaker 3 (09:28):
What You're just out hitting golf balls and suddenly a
car comes fly and there was a there was an
suv that the guy was driving, the bad guy so
to speak, and then employee from the golf course was
chasing him in a silver car. So it was like
a car chase through the golf course. And then dude
jumps out with a knife, runs somebody over. I mean,
just crazy.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
I definitely believe that witness was their unsettling countenance. Is
definitely spoken like a man who spends time on a
golf course.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
You ever see somebody do a TV interview and they're like,
this is my moment. I'm going to take this time.
I'm going to get my less than five seconds right here.
Speaker 6 (10:05):
But he will be remembered as the unsettled consonance man Ushe.
Speaker 2 (10:11):
Also accidentally hit a seventy something year old. Now that
wasn't an accident. That guy's been smoking his golf game.
This was plotted, This was premeditated. Rock ninety five five
screen day. It's a long view. I think it's inadequately sized.
Speaker 6 (10:29):
You hope you, thank you, thank you for being so
kind and generous. This reddit thread is not kind or generous,
but it is absolutely hilarious. Michael, you found this bad
boy Yeah.
Speaker 3 (10:42):
Rolled across this yesterday. It's just a thread that says
where would you take someone you hate in Chicago? Which
is kind of interesting.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
So many places?
Speaker 3 (10:50):
How about Lakeshore Drive when the Aaron Water Show ends? Yeah, yeah,
that's rough.
Speaker 2 (10:56):
That's when public transit becomes a thing.
Speaker 1 (10:58):
Yeah, I'd take them to Low Whacker a picnic and
Lower Wackers is a picnic, and Lower Wacker you got
the whole basket.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
Never is it bad. I fully know how to navigate
Lower Whacker now, No, I think that's good. It's impressive.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
I think it's a skill. That's like knowing how to
read a map in the middle of a forest.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
Do you know what I mean? It took a few years,
but I got there. Get a compass if you're going
down there.
Speaker 3 (11:19):
Somebody says, how about the American Girls store on December
twenty third.
Speaker 1 (11:22):
Oh no, I'm gonna be honest about the American Girls
My friend for her birthday there her thirty second birthday.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
It will be clear. Wow. And if you don't have
a child, that feels weird really quickly. One for me
was anywhere on the pedway around the city. That's funny.
Speaker 6 (11:43):
Yeah, because I've tried, and I know you can get
a lot of places underground when it's cold.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
But h yeah, absolutely not. That sounds scary.
Speaker 5 (11:51):
It is.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
I have been. It goes.
Speaker 3 (11:53):
I could get from my building to this building even
in the winter. I didn't walk down there. I don't
know what it is, something about like in the middle
of the night, being underground.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
It's by myself. It's very goam know what it is.
Speaker 1 (12:04):
Have you guys heard of liminal spaces? It's a liminal space. Okay,
So liminal space is like any space that isn't meant
to like ever be inhabited in any way. It's you're
only ever passing through it, and so they sort of
give you this feeling of like uncanny values it.
Speaker 6 (12:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
Yeah, like like travel stops are also liminal spaces because
you're always just sort of passing through, like no one's
supposed to stay here, so it just kind of feels weird.
Speaker 3 (12:29):
Yeh eight fifty where would you take someone you hate?
Speaker 2 (12:34):
In Chicago?
Speaker 3 (12:34):
And by the way, everybody who texts today and turned
automatically to win Jim Jeffrey's tickets He's playing tomorrow night.
You're in town about I don't know what this means.
Vers you might have to help me with this, Maria.
Maybe you can't do the Wiener circle. Don't give them
any warning, ask for extra ketchup packets. Uh huh, oh
that's messed up or on the air.
Speaker 2 (12:51):
Oh no, I don't know what it is. You've been
to the Wiener Circle. I still haven't been. Never mind,
we won't say the word, said Michael.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
Not.
Speaker 2 (13:01):
I don't know what it is, but I'm not someone underneath.
Speaker 3 (13:06):
In one of the comments says, actually tell them to
try the chocolate shake.
Speaker 2 (13:12):
I don't know. I actually don't even know that one.
You don't know the chocolate shake Wiener Circle? Oh guys,
oh no, gonna take up you hate the chocolate shake.
I'll get the the you catch up you guys. Papa
Palmer's coming into tell them this weekend. Oh my god,
maybe you like chocolate shake. I don't know anyone.
Speaker 6 (13:34):
Those of you that know, I'm going to take them
to Wiener's Circle very soon.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
Good Oh my goodness, you know the chocolate shake?
Speaker 6 (13:42):
Under it'll concern and don't say anything, don't text in,
don't reveal it, don't give it away.
Speaker 3 (13:49):
Is it?
Speaker 2 (13:49):
I want them to be surprised.
Speaker 8 (13:51):
Is it?
Speaker 3 (13:52):
Is it?
Speaker 2 (13:53):
Hoop stuff?
Speaker 6 (13:54):
No?
Speaker 2 (13:55):
Thank oh, it's gonna be glorious. I figured it's hoop stuff.
Speaker 5 (14:01):
Now here's a bit only plug there.
Speaker 2 (14:04):
We're gonna be plug happy today. Really too much haven't
been warmed up too? I think this one's well worth it.
I got to relax a little. The Offspring will.
Speaker 6 (14:14):
Be here a big plug Saturday, August sixteenth for the
Supercharge World a wide tour with Jimmy Eat World and
Newfound Glory.
Speaker 2 (14:22):
And I gotta say the way this summers lining up.
This might be one of my favorites. I love the Offspring,
I love Newfound Glory, I love all of them. Yes,
it's like three plugs. It's not enough, not enough. We
got you right now.
Speaker 6 (14:41):
A four four ninety five fifty b collar ten for
the World's Most Difficult Question, and you could be going
to see the offspring.
Speaker 2 (14:50):
It is the morning mash pit wheezer right fast.
Speaker 6 (14:57):
Oh but we're going to get to know each other
very well. And Christy is going to get to know
the Offspring very well. Is she just won our last
pair of tickets? Shout out to law Indiana.
Speaker 2 (15:07):
Congratulations.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
Hell yeah, Technology man, Oh oh, it's everywhere these days.
Everyone's got a phone in their hand. And what happened
if it were to be used at consistence? A in
inevitable human advices around.
Speaker 2 (15:20):
On wall from the front of the inevitable human robot
war New AI will give people super hearing here.
Speaker 1 (15:29):
Vana was just founded by a University of Washington computer
science researchers. Their co founder said our AI algorithms enable
on device super hearing capabilities and will be part of
billions of earbuds, earbuds, hearing aids, and smartphones.
Speaker 2 (15:44):
The company wants to help people seamlessly choose what they
want to hear in real time.
Speaker 1 (15:50):
A technical director said, here Vana is my favorite kind
of startup as it addresses a familiar pain point we
all struggle to hear a noisy settings like a restaurant
or party. With deep AI technology, first of all, don't
just go tossing around the descriptor deep I mean.
Speaker 2 (16:08):
Yes to that point.
Speaker 6 (16:10):
But it's also like if you can specifically turn specific
things off in public, like, yeah, my kid's bothering me.
Speaker 3 (16:18):
I use nose canceling and my headphones all the time.
Speaker 2 (16:20):
Unbelievable.
Speaker 1 (16:21):
I was gonna say, Actually, the applications of this could
be really cool.
Speaker 3 (16:27):
Yeah, if you're a kid, I mean when I grew up,
I could sneak around and do stuff. I'd be like,
let's go ahead and do this now, Mom can hear
you through the wall.
Speaker 2 (16:34):
But like if you're hard of hearing.
Speaker 3 (16:36):
That's cool, Dad, My Dad actually uses that in Apple
Apple AirPods, they have an expanded hearing and it makes
everything a little louder for me, Like if you're elderly.
Speaker 6 (16:45):
Or you work at a radio station and you sit
in front of speakers all day to your life, maybe
that too.
Speaker 1 (16:53):
I also like it for like autistic people that get
over stimulated in public but still need to be able
to like function and hear things simultaneously.
Speaker 2 (17:02):
Oh no, not the big sigh.
Speaker 1 (17:05):
That's all the good job, because you do get selective hearing,
and maybe you want to select some of that gossip
that's happening over at the table. But then you realize
you can even drop on everyone, and then you know
everyone's opinion about you, and then it makes you paranoid,
and then you turn on.
Speaker 2 (17:21):
Your fellow human and then you sign with the robots
and they win the Inevitable Human first Robot War. This
was news from the front of the Inevitable Human Robot War.
Speaker 5 (17:33):
Now here's five or so things with Mears. Why does
he always drop his pants during this part of the show.
Speaker 2 (17:41):
WHOA, It's just more comfortable, like wowser. All right, let's
get started night.
Speaker 6 (17:49):
The NFL will be announcing in their schedule for the
year at seven pm local time here.
Speaker 2 (17:55):
But also no, we are going to be getting an
NFL game on YouTube.
Speaker 6 (18:00):
They'll be featuring the LA Chargers, and they haven't confirmed
their opponent because that's gonna come out later tonight. But
they are promising an experience you've never seen before and
only put together the way that YouTube can.
Speaker 2 (18:13):
I don't know what that means, but I'm excited.
Speaker 3 (18:16):
I know some of these they try to do cool
camera angles or like they'll have drones in there that
they're trying new things. But a lot of times and
I don't know, if you notice the payers it doesn't
work well. I get they're buffering. They're like, maybe they'll
figure it out. I hope and pray that they will
have it together in time.
Speaker 6 (18:30):
But I know that Prime Video has been using a
lot of different assets to give you a lot of
different angles, to give you a lot of different sports
science and chef's kiss.
Speaker 2 (18:38):
I need it all only the way YouTube can.
Speaker 1 (18:41):
What a clickbait title and the nail don't forget the
ads A picture of one of the players going.
Speaker 2 (18:49):
To no surprise.
Speaker 6 (18:50):
A study was done that found that psychopaths are more attractive. Yeah,
The new study looked at specific traits that people look
at in strangers. Saw that there's a dark, hi rate
tirad of traits. Try that thing, thank you, gotcha. Narcissism, psychopathy,
and Machiavelianism.
Speaker 5 (19:11):
What is that one.
Speaker 1 (19:13):
It's like basically really old school, almost like the authoritarian
way of.
Speaker 2 (19:19):
Being Jesus, okay, Delia, Yeah, okay, I don't think I'm
not explaining it very much. It like the look they
have or something like the aggressive kind of nature. It's interesting.
Speaker 1 (19:29):
It is okay, clever, but often dishonest methods to to
see people.
Speaker 2 (19:33):
Right, it's been manipulative. Okay, interesting, gotcha. Yeah, so I
totally was not explaining I don't want that.
Speaker 6 (19:41):
If you've been waiting on The Bear season four, you're
still gonna have to wait because June twenty fifth is
when it will drop on Hulu. All ten episodes will
be available that night at seven pm. Michael, You'll love
this spirit. Airlines is offering new premium upgrades with more legro.
Speaker 5 (19:57):
Oh thank god.
Speaker 6 (19:58):
They'll be rolling this out starting in June and should
be completed on all their flights by July, and they're
also offering a program for their elite members to get
two free checked bags. No telling how much that's actually
going to cost you ahead of time, and whatever.
Speaker 2 (20:15):
Will the plane stamp in the sky. That's where we're
at right now. And finally, a new streaming service that
you didn't need.
Speaker 6 (20:24):
ESPN is offering a new standalone streaming service separate of
Hulu and Disney Plus.
Speaker 2 (20:30):
That'll be thirty bucks a month.
Speaker 6 (20:33):
This includes ESPN two SEC Network and ESPN on ABC
and you can also get a special bundle of this
ESPN streaming service featuring Disney Plus and Hulu for thirty
six dollars.
Speaker 2 (20:47):
Okay, I can't deal with more streaming. Bring cable back
to stream.
Speaker 1 (20:51):
We created and made it worse with worse ads and
more confusing.
Speaker 2 (20:57):
To navigate it. So true. I hate it absolutely, terir.
I don't know why they keep doing this to us
because I thought once Hulu and Disney Plus and ESPN
came together, this was done. But ESPN needed to get
in on a game time.
Speaker 1 (21:08):
I miss Internet being a separate thing, you know, like
you had movies, you had DV, you had your telephone,
you had your radio, and you had the Internet and
they were all different categories. And now everything's the same,
and I'm overwhelmed and we're over stimulated.
Speaker 2 (21:23):
We find so old. Right, I'm young, I'm.
Speaker 6 (21:29):
We're going to talk about one of the greatest actors
of all time. Yeah, oh the great Oh, Nicholas Cage.
Speaker 2 (21:36):
He's back. He's cut some movies on the way and
we'll talk about it next. Speaking of ACDC, did you
guys see the shirt in the merch store.
Speaker 1 (21:50):
Yes, so we just launched a merch store at Rock
ninety five to five Chi dot com.
Speaker 2 (21:55):
It's like over on that little side menu. You can
click it there. We have a shirt that says, off
got big balls and a CDC type. I kind of
want it, Please get Yeah, right, I want one. Yeah,
go get your merch.
Speaker 1 (22:10):
And if you look at that merch store and you
think what my immediate thought was, which is where's all
the Maria Palmer merch.
Speaker 9 (22:17):
I know there's a lot of Clinger stuff up there,
and where's where's the Maria Palmer v We have a
mash pit hoodie, Yes, so getting the mash pit.
Speaker 1 (22:29):
Yeah, you gotta buy stuff nor for us to make stuff,
So buy the things now, get the Maria Palmer merch.
Speaker 2 (22:35):
Later dangled Karen, they won't be dangling for long. Hashtag
the perch.
Speaker 1 (22:42):
It's so far away, it's it seems far away to you.
I live with the ramifications of that bit every single day.
Don't make any puns with ramification.
Speaker 2 (22:52):
No, no, no, I was gonna leave it alone.
Speaker 1 (22:54):
It's constantly on my mind because constantly people are leaving
comments being like.
Speaker 7 (22:59):
Oh, say it for the purchase, which is the point
of the purch So that's a win. Yeah, Nicholas Cage
is back. I'm not sure if you've seen much from
him in a while. A legendary actor.
Speaker 2 (23:11):
Nicholas Cage is back back. Did he leave?
Speaker 3 (23:15):
I don't think he really left you. But there's a
couple movies that are popping up here. Prime video Is
revealed their first look at Nicholas Cage's legendary NFL coach
turned NFL broadcaster John Madden and Christian Bale as Oakland
Raiders owner Al Davis in an upcoming biopic Madden from
director David o' russell. And it looks kind of incredible.
I like Bradley Cooper a lot. I'm sorry, Christian Bale
(23:35):
a lot too. So it could be fun a sports movie.
Speaker 1 (23:39):
I bet it's got to be good because David A.
Russell's also the guy that directed Silver Linings Playbook.
Speaker 3 (23:44):
Oh that's a great movie. Yeah, that was one of
the best movies I've ever seen.
Speaker 1 (23:47):
Man in that movie, the through line with like the
Eagles in that whole sports part of it was really like,
for me, was interesting and I'm not a sports person.
Speaker 2 (23:56):
So I my god, that makes me interested in that
movie that I would not have otherwise. Sports grabbed your attention.
I love that.
Speaker 3 (24:03):
Let's grab I'll make you even more interested, Maria. Oh,
John Mulaney is in this.
Speaker 2 (24:07):
Yeah, okay, well.
Speaker 3 (24:10):
So Cienna Miller isn't it as well? So cool cool
cast they're working on that right now. And then, Marris,
you got another one.
Speaker 2 (24:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (24:17):
Apparently Nicholas Cage has a deal with Prime Video because
in twenty twenty six we are going to get to
see a live action version of Spider Noir. This is
a dark series featuring Spider Man that we got introduced
to into the Spider verse.
Speaker 2 (24:33):
Maria, what and why?
Speaker 1 (24:35):
You know?
Speaker 3 (24:35):
Why?
Speaker 2 (24:36):
Why? Another Spider Man movie?
Speaker 7 (24:38):
Wait?
Speaker 3 (24:38):
I read about this yesterday. Isn't this taken from the
Spider Man comics in the thirties?
Speaker 2 (24:43):
Yes, So it's like a bunch darker, very dark.
Speaker 6 (24:46):
Specifically, Spider Noir is a live action series based on
the Marvel comic spider Man Noir. Spider Man Noir tells
a story of an aging and down on his luck
private investigator Cage in the nineteen thirties New York who
is forced to grapple with his past life as the
cities grows with him as a hero.
Speaker 1 (25:05):
So interesting, Spider mar Spider and Mark Bill to Web
in your boudoir.
Speaker 6 (25:14):
Yeah, Spider ham rolls off the tongue a lot easier.
But I'm still very excited to see this, especially since
it is going to be live action.
Speaker 3 (25:22):
Yeah, but maybe eight four four, nine, ninety five fifty.
What was your favorite Nicholas Cage movie? Text us and
you could win, Jim Jeffrey Sickets.
Speaker 2 (25:28):
Oh, what was the one where he's on the plane,
oh conn Air? Yeah, yeah, great movie. Con movie. Oh
you're wrong, inter National Treasure. Well about yours, Michael.
Speaker 1 (25:41):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (25:41):
The first time I ever saw Boobs was with Nicholas Cage.
Speaker 3 (25:43):
It was a movie called Leaving Las Vegas and he
was like dating a prostitute in it, and they were
in Las Vegas and stuff. Actually, a really good movie.
But when I was like fourteen, I was like, what's
this prostitute?
Speaker 2 (25:54):
Boobs would be your favorite? Like, this makes a lot
of sense from my childhood, goes my YEARO, No, it's
not gyros. I've been saying it wrong forever. You just
made me hungry. Yeah, it's real good stuff. We'll move
on to the next point on the morning mosh Rock
(26:15):
ninety five to five? What are we doing? Boys? Sports Yang.
I have a hero. His name is Justin Turner. Oh boy.
Speaker 3 (26:23):
Last night, the Cubs secured a thrilling five to four
win against the Miami Marlins at Wrigley. Justin Turner delivered
a walk off two run double in the bottom of
the ninth, capping a three run rally for the win.
Speaker 2 (26:34):
Another huge win at Wrigley.
Speaker 3 (26:37):
I see these games that are played around in other stadiums,
and like midweek games, there's nobody at the stadiums. Wrigley's
packed top to bottom. This is an electric season for
the Cubs.
Speaker 2 (26:46):
It's also just fun at Wrigglely. Yeah, it's so fun.
It's a stadium that forces you to watch baseball. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (26:51):
Absolutely, and maris another big win yesterday, which team the White.
Speaker 2 (26:57):
Sox oh yeah, yeah, they won too. They want to
beat the Reds five to one in ten innings.
Speaker 3 (27:03):
Miguel Vargas had a decisive three run homer in the
top of the tenth, breaking a one to one tie,
and the White Sox one as well.
Speaker 2 (27:09):
I gotta say the White Sox are getting hot.
Speaker 3 (27:13):
This is interesting the right time because this weekend going
into the Crosstown and the Pope Pope. How many people
dressed up as popes are going to be at the
Crosstown class than you already?
Speaker 2 (27:27):
They in a Pope costume in town that has been
bought that won't be there. Should I wear the Roman collar?
You should? You should fit in? This is gonna be
now whole theme.
Speaker 6 (27:35):
Does this mean you're officially choosing an allegiance to baseball?
Speaker 1 (27:40):
No?
Speaker 6 (27:40):
Okay, fair enough, But also another interesting note we were
talking about there were.
Speaker 2 (27:46):
Six walk offs yesterday. This is crazy.
Speaker 3 (27:48):
I have so the stats that are baseball right now
is super fun, whereas like you hear about the NBA's
ratings are down and various other sports. The Bears were
a little rough to watch last year, but check this out.
I have some stats from last night. I can pull
them ap alright, well, I got, we got the two
we got. The Socks had to walk off, the Cubs
had to walk off. The Cubs walk off was the
last of two that happened in six minutes.
Speaker 6 (28:10):
Yes, because the Tigers walked it off, the Astros walked
it off, and then it led to the Cubs walking
it off.
Speaker 3 (28:15):
So five walk off hits yesterday for two homer games,
three walkoff homers, two Grand Slams, and one of the
Grand Slams. It was the kid's first hit in the
major leagues.
Speaker 2 (28:26):
He hit. First hit is a Grand Slam.
Speaker 1 (28:28):
A walkoff is when the home team scores the winning
run in the last inning of the game.
Speaker 2 (28:33):
Yeah, which I knew you, nail. I was just explaining
in case dear listener didn't know. Baseball's good right now.
Speaker 6 (28:41):
On one final note on the MLB, as they have
come to a decision on Rule twenty one which has
left out I'm paraphrasing, yeah, basically banned specific players for
cheating or oh yeah, other issues within the league. And
this is all coming after Pete Rose has passing. A
lot of people know Pete Rose as an absolutely amazing hitter.
Speaker 2 (29:05):
Yeah, and gambler. Also, some of the black socks. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (29:08):
Remember back in the nineteen nineteen World Series there were
guys on the black Socks that were banned because they
said they fixed the World Series. Correct, Now guys like
shoeless Joe Jackson can get his due.
Speaker 2 (29:18):
Yes, I know that guy from Field of Dreams from Maria.
I'm so impressed. Yeah, have been your best friend, yest.
Speaker 6 (29:27):
The seventeen players that are listed on this list are
now eligible to enter the MLB Hall of Fame well
as they have passed and in the weirdest statement ever
from the MLB that they can no longer hurt the
integrity of the game since they have passed, which I
thought that was rude.
Speaker 2 (29:46):
But that's just me.
Speaker 1 (29:48):
So hot.
Speaker 2 (29:49):
Okay, there went there win No no bell for that one,
because eyes any day of the week, you know. M hm.
That lovely game we like to play called f into
the Head. It's on the way next. Get ready, got
some amazing tickets until.
Speaker 5 (30:07):
Now here's a bit only there.
Speaker 2 (30:11):
Yeah, buddy, Oh, this is gonna be fun.
Speaker 6 (30:14):
It's gonna be an amazing weekend for you when you
get to go to Rock the Country, a festival for
we the people at Barry Expo Center in Hastings, Michigan,
June thirteenth to the fourteenth, Patrick afro Man with late night.
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Sets along with Nickelback and the Leonards skin it along
with the slow of other country art Fun Time. Not
worried about the country artists, but I want you to
be there. Play funds ahead with us. I think the
little country graduations.
Speaker 6 (30:54):
We have Fun to the Head on the way, the
trivia game where you pick one of us to answer
questions for you and we'll get shot with a nerf
gun if we get the questions wrong.
Speaker 2 (31:04):
Nine ninety five fifty b collar ten to win. And
now Fun to the Head on rock Edd.
Speaker 5 (31:14):
Yeah, don't worry, they're using nerve weapons.
Speaker 2 (31:17):
Are we speaking with Trey? You are Trey Hellosa? What's
going on?
Speaker 5 (31:23):
Man?
Speaker 2 (31:24):
Not much, just making my way to work. Oh where
do you work at work? Over in a round leg? Okay,
that's way up, Darth, isn't it?
Speaker 1 (31:34):
Oh it is?
Speaker 3 (31:36):
Thanks for listening. I always think it's so cool when
people listen so far away.
Speaker 6 (31:42):
Well, welcome to Fun to the Head. This is the
trivia game where you pick one of us to answer
questions for you. If we get it wrong, we get
shot with a NERF gun and you have to make
a choice. Now, Trey, who do you want to answer
questions for you?
Speaker 2 (31:56):
I need someone that with the you know that the banditing.
Speaker 1 (32:01):
And would you says that you yourself possessed the ball?
But bang bang dig for time?
Speaker 2 (32:11):
Yes? Very good? Are we ready? We are so ready?
All right, let's get it okay. Question one?
Speaker 1 (32:21):
In what state is it illegal to whisper in someone's
ear while they're moose hunting?
Speaker 2 (32:28):
Moose hunting? There's your hands Alaska?
Speaker 5 (32:31):
Correct?
Speaker 2 (32:34):
Did you know that, Trey? I was gonna guess Alaska?
If I need it to Trey.
Speaker 1 (32:39):
If you could whisper into someone's ear while they were
moose hunting, what would you whisper?
Speaker 3 (32:46):
Tray?
Speaker 2 (32:47):
Good job question too, and you better get this one.
What bands released.
Speaker 1 (32:56):
Riot and made Orange Hair and Heartbreak look iconic in
two thousand and seven.
Speaker 2 (33:02):
My Gun's getting lonely?
Speaker 6 (33:04):
I was going with another direction, and I'm glad I
listened to the entire question.
Speaker 2 (33:08):
Yeah, that would be paramore. Oh my gosh, where are
you going to say? That's correct? I was thinking right
the song? Oh so I was thinking three days great?
Oh yeah, right, the album shell du you got to
listen to these questions Trey, Yeah, make sure you're locked
in Trey. Do you like Paramore? Do you like Haley Williams? Yeah? Yeah, yeah,
(33:33):
Williams off over here premature? So everybody feels a way
about Hailey Williams. Yeah, you can't not. She is talented
and cool.
Speaker 9 (33:45):
Love it?
Speaker 5 (33:45):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (33:46):
Question number three, you might go for the win here, Marris.
I think that this is going to be a clean sweep.
Speaker 2 (33:53):
If you can, if you can sleep at all, can
I get kicked?
Speaker 1 (33:56):
Bob?
Speaker 2 (34:00):
I almost hung up the phone tracks, hung up the
phone favorite. I'm gonna miss this on purpose. Question three,
you're not going to miss this out of sheer pride?
What PlayStation gaging its?
Speaker 8 (34:18):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (34:19):
How do you playing as a purple dragon?
Speaker 1 (34:21):
Your head butted sheep and collected gems like you were
fanos Spiral.
Speaker 5 (34:26):
You're correct.
Speaker 2 (34:29):
I didn't get one shot off.
Speaker 6 (34:34):
So if you want to sacrifice your tickets and go
to kids, Bob, we can arrange that.
Speaker 2 (34:41):
Yeah, no, no, we do that. I will absolutely swab
out your kid.
Speaker 6 (34:45):
Hold on kid Rock, Nickelback, Leonard skinnerd DJ sets call
roll Man.
Speaker 2 (34:52):
And Yanked Ones and Yes, Michael qualifying for a VIP upgrade.
We will swap all of that out for kids. Bob
ch you say the word no, it's like sitting a
(35:14):
few months like damn it, I should have got.
Speaker 5 (35:19):
No.
Speaker 2 (35:20):
No one would ever regrets. But Tray, you are all set.
Speaker 6 (35:24):
You're going to Rock the Country Festival for we the people,
all thanks to our friends at Peachtree Entertainment.
Speaker 2 (35:30):
Trey, who are you taking with you to this festival?
I'm taking my lovely wife to the festival.
Speaker 8 (35:36):
Yes, your life, Yes, shout out your wife. Try to
do it, Sam, Hell, yes Sam, you didn't forget her
name right.
Speaker 3 (35:48):
The other.
Speaker 6 (35:52):
But yes, if you want to be like Trey, get
your tickets right now at Rockthecountry dot com and get
ready because that route we all know.
Speaker 2 (36:00):
And are you shooting yourself? It's work to shoot you.
I'm trying to talk about Rocky.
Speaker 6 (36:09):
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Speaker 2 (36:21):
Get yourself up nice you.
Speaker 3 (36:22):
Could wear at the Crosstown Classic this weekend going down
at Wrigley Field. Maris you said this earlier during sports.
It's interesting that the white socks are getting a little hot.
Oh yeah, what if they came okay, oh okay.
Speaker 2 (36:35):
You're wearing socks and ay degree a little hot? What
if they came into Wrigley. You know, I'm not even
gonna put that in the universe. Oh no, put it
out there.
Speaker 3 (36:43):
That would because what if they swept the Cubs at what?
The crowd just full of popes?
Speaker 2 (36:49):
But what if I won two million dollars in the lottery?
You know, we just want it all day. So here's
the thing.
Speaker 6 (36:56):
Notoriously, the Socks and Cubs is just being kind of
a been down, but this series hits different. Yeah, you
play harder. There's something on the line. And for the Socks,
I'm glad you're hot right now. I'm glad Leo the
fourteenth is behind them. But you need to come with
the red and black city connect with the bulls influence.
They need to come back with the old black and
(37:17):
white pinstripe for this weekend and just lay it on
the cups.
Speaker 2 (37:21):
I like the socks jersey that said Southside. Yes, that's
the that's the first city connect.
Speaker 7 (37:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (37:26):
Are we sure that Pope Leo is a white Sox
fan because we've only heard it from his brother.
Speaker 2 (37:32):
Oh, the most accurate source. He's definitely a source. I'm
with you.
Speaker 1 (37:36):
I don't know if I want my brother speaking for
my preferences. I don't know if they know.
Speaker 2 (37:40):
I haven't talked to my brother in a while. He
wouldn't know.
Speaker 1 (37:42):
I'm just saying, like, until I hear from Pope Leo
the fourteen himself, I'm.
Speaker 2 (37:47):
A Sox fan, I will one up you.
Speaker 6 (37:49):
Because NBC was speaking with one of the members of
the archdiocese from Chicago that knew Pope Leo before he
became pope, and he said, hey, do you have this number.
He's like, yeah, can you text him to clarify Cubs
are socks? And he was like, okay, sent the message.
They continued talking, got the message back and it just
said socks.
Speaker 2 (38:08):
I don't believe it.
Speaker 1 (38:09):
Yeah, well, somebody told me that you had a boyfriend
who looked like a girlfriend that I had in February
of last year. But I'm not trusting their opinion on
whether or not Pope Leo.
Speaker 2 (38:18):
Is a Socks or a Cubs fan.
Speaker 3 (38:19):
By the way, if you're trying to go to the
Crosstown classic. Get your tickets now because prices are flying.
The cheapest ticket for the Saturday game in Wrigley Field,
cheapest ticket in the house one hundred and twenty two
dollars for one ticket.
Speaker 2 (38:30):
Yeah, where's old please? That's like what I paid.
Speaker 1 (38:33):
By the way, top to the ticket answer as to
whether or not Go tickets is legit, which is a ticket?
Speaker 2 (38:40):
I think it's fine. Do you have the ticket?
Speaker 3 (38:43):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (38:43):
All the tickets?
Speaker 1 (38:44):
Okay, it won't It won't go on my wallet, which
is why I'm a little bit scirl.
Speaker 2 (38:48):
Oh no, Mary, I gotta look for something.
Speaker 5 (38:50):
Oh did I.
Speaker 2 (38:52):
Okay? But you should be able to download their digital tickets.
Speaker 5 (38:55):
They are.
Speaker 2 (38:56):
But look, look, look I can access my ticket number
one here. Let me show you. Yeah, Marris checked out
for her. It's got a QR code.
Speaker 1 (39:03):
And I did Google Go tickets, and I'm seeing mixed reviews.
Speaker 2 (39:07):
It looks a little different than the one I see.
But it doesn't okay. In the Cubs games this year,
it's the bouncing Sconner right.
Speaker 1 (39:14):
Worried is that it doesn't have the bouncing scam. I
think it's just a QR code. Oh my goodness, did
I get scammed?
Speaker 2 (39:21):
I don't know, go tickets like put it into chat yeah,
Goo tickets dot com. We need to look at there
by the way real quickly.
Speaker 9 (39:28):
Five.
Speaker 3 (39:29):
This whole series started in the nineteen oh six World Series.
The White Sox won in six games and it was
called the Hitless Wonders Upset. That's where the whole thing
came from.
Speaker 2 (39:38):
Yeah, we didn't even talk about the history of it.
Crosstown class. I guess we'll do it tomorrow. Take it's
a scam. Chicago's very home local h as we are
ninety five minutes commercial free. Well, I finished marriage. It
got the tingles. I gotta give it a It looks
(40:02):
worried or like he doesn't break that voice out like that.
I'm sorry. I'll give you a warning. Thank you. I
had some rock news for you. Let's get into it.
Some towels down.
Speaker 3 (40:15):
Yeah, did anybody know that John Mullaney comedian Johnmulaney is
like obsessed with the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.
Speaker 2 (40:20):
No, like he's a nerd about it, right, because it's
hilarious and he's correct.
Speaker 3 (40:24):
So they were talking to him about it, and he
thinks that the White Stripes will reunite as his in
his you know, brilliance and knowing things. He said, this
is ripe for a White Stripes reunion, even though Meg
White hasn't been seen in like fifteen years.
Speaker 1 (40:36):
I was about to say, there's a lot of baggage
that goes into a potential White Stripes reunion because they
were together in that banks that were.
Speaker 2 (40:43):
Married, and then they got to pretend they pretending to
be That's where I was. I'm fully lost on all
of this, but yeah, that's weird right.
Speaker 3 (40:53):
In a new interview with Rolling Stone, Lleney shares his
thoughts on this year's inductees, saying, quote, these these two
people are incredible and what a great treasure of American music.
Speaker 2 (41:02):
I think they will reunite. I think that's wishful thinking. Again,
this is a divorced couple.
Speaker 6 (41:07):
So are they saying like, reunite as they want them
to perform or reunite, come together and accept the acknowledgement
on Stan perform.
Speaker 2 (41:16):
Yeah, he can still come together and perform. Oh, just perform.
Maybe I thought like, they're not going to make another
album to do another talk.
Speaker 6 (41:23):
They're definitely going to come together and just you know,
shake hands right now over that hug would be cool
if the ceremony goes to start and the lights go
off and you just seven Nation Army starts.
Speaker 3 (41:35):
Like John m'laney stands up in here and go I
and we all remember the craziest rock story of the year. Weezer,
A bassist Scott Schreiner's wife shot at police when they
were trying to find some bad guys around her house
in La Wild. She has now pled not guilty, which
feels to me dangerous. I saw the video of her
(41:55):
pulling the trigger and shooting at police. She's pled not guilty, which,
instead of taking a plea deal, faces up to nineteen
years in federal prison.
Speaker 2 (42:04):
Well are they going to bring cameras to the courthouse?
I believe, Yeah, we have ourselves. No, no, no, I mean,
like will we be able to watch that trial? And
just want to if we're going to get some entertainment,
that's why.
Speaker 1 (42:17):
Yeah, this is because like no one actually, I mean,
she got injured, but no one died, So like, I
want to watch this one.
Speaker 2 (42:25):
So did they say what the plea was versus nineteen years? No,
she pled not guilty and that that is what?
Speaker 5 (42:32):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (42:32):
Or are they offering her Oh they didn't say what
they didn't say what the plea deal was. Now I'm
sure they offered something, but that's a crazy story too.
Anything you want to know, anything you find in the
rock world interesting, you can find out more about it
and get caught up on everything at Rock nine five five.
Speaker 2 (42:46):
Let me see if I can do this, like Maris
c Chi dot com close, I'm dry.
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The rock store is open. The merch store at rock
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that says I have big balls yeah, which I love.
You can wark to the ACDC show if you wanted.
Speaker 2 (43:08):
You can't that would be lying.
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Well yes, right, merger rocked down. You find five Chicago's
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Maria helped me with the news.
Speaker 1 (43:13):
You want to be informed, you don't want to be
all down in the dumps. We provide balance on the
morning Marsh, but by just putting a positive spin on
those headlines. Welcome to bad news Bears. Three climbers fell
four hundred feet to their death. One climber survived and
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drove to a payphone.
Speaker 2 (43:37):
What a tragedy. Wow using a pay phone twenty twenty five? Yeah,
change for a payphone.
Speaker 1 (43:43):
Indeed, teacher arrested after threats to shoot students.
Speaker 2 (43:50):
What did those kids do? That's what I'm saying. They
switched it up, is what they did. You got to
bring an apple.
Speaker 1 (43:55):
Cancer discovery forces fourteen year old to freeze sperm.
Speaker 2 (44:00):
It's not right.
Speaker 1 (44:01):
I hated that you shouldn't have to think about fatherhoop
when you're fourteen. I didn't like that at all, or
at all man, Turkey hunting suffers, shotgun wound, gobble, gobble,
you missed.
Speaker 2 (44:14):
All of this is just bad news, bears. I hope
the turkey picked up the gun and shot him, Like,
oh yeah, oh yeah, you've heard of hunting. Now get
ready for a fair fight. Also, get ready for Rocky
the Rooster. He's gonna make you feel better after that.
Don't give him a shotgun.
Speaker 6 (44:34):
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store rocknety five to five dot com.
Speaker 1 (44:41):
And according to Pink Floyd, they didn't smoke Weird and
other probable lives in the Morning Mash. But they say that,
how I know They're like, no, we didn't. This isn't
drug fueled music. We just sounded like this.
Speaker 2 (44:56):
Yeah right, it's adorable.
Speaker 3 (44:58):
Mikey must do some text messages. Shall text time fifty
could text us throughout the day context to anybody on
the station. We read them all. Some of them make
the air. Earlier on the show, we were talking about
places you would take someone who you don't like. Where
would you take them in Chicago?
Speaker 2 (45:14):
Lower whackers?
Speaker 3 (45:14):
Yeah, exactly, picnic and lower wackers? True way that way, lusays,
take them to the Bean at six pm sharp, tell
him you're going for a quote exclusive Instagram content party.
Then just stand there in the cold while they realize
it's just their reflection in six different angles.
Speaker 2 (45:29):
Wow, you know I like the Bean.
Speaker 1 (45:32):
It's it's basically called cloud Gate, and it's supposed to
make you a part of the Chicago skyline.
Speaker 2 (45:39):
And the sky's like supposed to unify the reflection. Yeah,
with the scenery. Thank you, ma'am. Let's see you here.
Speaker 1 (45:45):
Oh.
Speaker 3 (45:45):
I have a beef with garbage Man Dan. I'm not
sure if anybody knows about this a lot.
Speaker 2 (45:50):
By the way, I'm team garbage Man Dan.
Speaker 3 (45:52):
Just to be so clear, I do my weather reports
and he always gives me hell about it. By the way,
garbage Man Damn, please start an Instagram account called garbage
Man and Dan so we can fight online too. From
the nine o five, garbage Man Dan says, oh sorry.
From the nine oh five, this person says garbage Man
Dan doesn't know what he's talking about.
Speaker 2 (46:08):
Your rather reports are awesome. How interesting that you chose
that text and not the one from garbage Man Dan.
Speaker 3 (46:14):
I have some for you guys too, he says. The
entire morning show is the best thing on the radio.
I listen to you guys every morning in Canada. I
just wish I knew whether my texts were getting through
or not. Well, good news. Guess what, buddy, you know
it's working.
Speaker 2 (46:27):
I look a good little guilt trip. I just gosh,
I wish I knew of my texts were getting through.
If only there was some way to find out.
Speaker 3 (46:35):
You can always text us Hey four four nine five
ninety five fifty from the seven oh eight. If I
found out the person I hate was a Socks fan,
I'd take them to a Cubs game.
Speaker 2 (46:42):
You're a torture. Yeah, that's off all around Crosstown Classic
this weekend. You could do that. I might be going
if my tickets are real. Did you find out if
you have?
Speaker 1 (46:52):
No one texted me anything about whether or not go
tickets is legit? I tried to call.
Speaker 2 (46:56):
Customer support Sprus prize not open.
Speaker 3 (46:59):
All right, So here's the deal. I got to pick
someone for these Jim Jeffries tickets. The stand up show
is tomorrow. We said all day, all you have to
do is text get yourself in for the win. There hmmm,
a feeling.
Speaker 2 (47:13):
You're gonna go with a guy who defended your weather
unfortunately in Canada. Oh yeah, how about this one? This
is a random one. It said, bro really got Dick
Cheney by a turkey. You want to want to let
everybody know what that's about.
Speaker 1 (47:27):
Because a man when this was during bad news bears
hold on moving for the cadence on a man shot
himself all turkey hunting.
Speaker 2 (47:35):
It just feels better to deliver it that way. You
know what he's gonna win. Yes, turkey guy. What's his
area code?
Speaker 6 (47:40):
Six?
Speaker 2 (47:41):
Three oh six three? Oh, you're going to see Jim Jeffries.
I almost said, Jeff Jeffries. It's untired Jimferes.
Speaker 6 (47:51):
That's going down on May fifteenth at the VIC Theater.
He will be in on a Thursday and Friday for
two shows.
Speaker 2 (47:57):
Wow.
Speaker 6 (47:58):
Cool, And if you want to get your tickets, head
on over to Jim Jeffries dot com.
Speaker 1 (48:04):
Money Crafts is American Woman music video. Heather Graham grinding.
Speaker 2 (48:10):
On a school bus. I forgot about that that pink
mess shirt. I hate that you went Heather Graham and
I was like, Len, me's a stud that we're both straight.
You know we enjoy a good view, don't we?
Speaker 1 (48:27):
Just?
Speaker 2 (48:27):
I mean, we really do. Boys. What a show today?
Speaker 3 (48:30):
What a show that's fun. We're halfway through a week
that's a giveaways. Congratus to everybody who won all the awesome.
Speaker 2 (48:35):
Stuff living on a leak. Tomorrow we're back with more
awesome stuff. The can Rock.
Speaker 3 (48:45):
Nickelback tickets, Offspring tickets Offspring, Jimmy World, Newfound Glory.
Speaker 2 (48:48):
Quick question, Yeah, I know, the speaking surprises. Quick question.
You know what I just want to Yeah, this has
been going on so long, I'll never stop. Hey, Maris,
how can I help you? Maria?
Speaker 1 (49:04):
I was wondering on the ticket front if we could
and I don't know if you have anybody that could
reach out to He is the ticket guy, but I
was just if you, if you know, if you have
any connections, could we get maybe kids?
Speaker 2 (49:15):
We will find out tomorrow. Good morning, mons Fit on
Rock ninety five five,
Little smashing pump guns, the Brazians, the Smashing.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Donner this morning.
Speaker 3 (00:09):
My whole life, I thought that was smashing pumpkins like
things we did in Halloween when we got a little
too old to be trick or treating.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
I like when they put the pumpkin in the tribute
ches and then they just launch it. Yeah. I didn't
even know that was the name of it, but I
know what you're talking about.
Speaker 3 (00:23):
Yeah, tribute, Shae, Tribute, your word of your Dorito's word
of the day, Marito's word of the day.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
We have, by the way, tons of giveaways today. Yeah,
we got we got tossed on us yesterday afternoon. Tickets
to go see Jim Jeffries stand up comedian, British stand
up comedian. He's coming to town. So uh again like
we did last week for text time. Today, everyone who
texts throughout the day at eight four four, nine ninety
five fifty you're entered to win Jim Jeffries tickets.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
We'll pull him at the end of the show. Oh
I love that guy. Yeah, he's funny, right, yeah, yeah,
we got a clip. Yeah, here we go.
Speaker 4 (00:57):
Ever on drinking while did I drink Simon share me
Tom you go, why don't you drink?
Speaker 2 (01:02):
And they go, I don't like the taste of it.
Speaker 5 (01:05):
Nobody does.
Speaker 4 (01:08):
No, I like the taste of it. We drink because
we have to. No one has a shot up to
killer and going.
Speaker 6 (01:15):
Lovely now for these Jim Jefferies, stick is no. He's
at the VIC tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
Oh wow. So if you have plans tomorrow we turn around.
Don't call in. We want you to go.
Speaker 6 (01:27):
But if you're not going to be able to make it,
don't waste somebody else's opportunity.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
Or just call out of your plants. Yeah, that's true.
They're not better than this.
Speaker 6 (01:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
Also, those tickets to go to Rock the Country kid
Rock Nickelback skinnered that's coming up for fun of the head.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
Also, it feels sleepy right now. Just know you're not alone. Yeah,
what is the deal?
Speaker 5 (01:51):
The is it?
Speaker 2 (01:52):
The fog rolling in in the province? Tell me weather boy,
I don't know. I feel great today. Actually, he is
gonna tell us here in just a second. I got
it for you. And don't forget our favorite rooster, mister Rocky.
He'll be a what how do you know that's my
favorite rooster? Name? Another rooster. There are are another rooster.
(02:12):
You wouldn't know him. He goes to a different school.
Oh yeah, exactly.
Speaker 6 (02:16):
Yeah, our favorite rooster, Rocky is going to be back
at eight with your next keyword for one thousand dollars.
What would you spend one thousand dollars on real fast
right sales? Yeah, my credit card.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
Yeah we're at all. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (02:36):
Now w C HI Weather with Michael who likes moisture
readings way too much?
Speaker 2 (02:45):
Is it whistling? Is that supposed to be the wind?
Speaker 3 (02:48):
Sometimes I can guess that, will say that that's what
you got. Sometimes I can do a good whistle, but
sometimes not, like hold on, not that's all right. It's
cause the Cubs one last night. It's an amazing Okay,
clouds off and on today, that's.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
What you're giving us. Clouds off and on today. We're
above freezing.
Speaker 3 (03:08):
Chance of precipitation this afternoon, Hi's in the seventies, but
tomorrow it's gonna be almost ninety degrees.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
There's a chance of precipitation. What's it come on?
Speaker 3 (03:16):
Gives just passing showers past of showers this afternoon. I'll
say thirty percent chance of a shower this afternoon.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
Say it, you'll be a Zach. Don't make me commit every.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
Other meteor because garbage man Dan will start going off
on me again about how my weather reports suck.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
Yes, I say your text, garbageman. I'm doing the best
I can and you deserve them. Garbage Man Dan is correct.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
I talked to my mom last night. I said, Midwest
weather is crazy, and we're from the Pacific Northwest. At
least we know it'll rain all the time. So yeah,
but tomorrow'snna be really hot, almost almost ninety degrees.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
That's crazy. Here we go, and that's going to drop
back down though, right, Yeah, it's gonna be sixty soon. Yeah,
of course I'm happy.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
We can still pretty good for Crossdown Classic though, if
you're looking ahead to that to get tickets, whatever you
want to do. And then I think, come out next
we're going to tell you that you can now rent celebrities.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
I don't like that.
Speaker 6 (04:05):
I don't like that either, rent a human. No, No,
the story is a celebrity experience. It is not now
attainable due to Airbnb.
Speaker 7 (04:19):
Thank you.
Speaker 6 (04:22):
It is the morning watch Pit on a Rock In
ninety five five, Michael's got a very interesting celebrity experience
for you.
Speaker 3 (04:29):
You can rune now rent celebrities. Airbnb will let you book.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
Yes, don't say rent a celebrity.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
Okay, you can borrow a celebrity and pay for it.
What do you think his issue with your phrasing is?
What do you understand the problem to be?
Speaker 2 (04:45):
Let me hit the headline.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
Airbnb will let you book book celebrity hosted experiences with
Megan Thee Stallion, Sabrina Carpenter, Patrick Mahomes and more.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
So do you hear how the subject there was the
experience and so you can book the experience?
Speaker 2 (05:02):
Nun Yes, this is the object technically not the person.
This is a different headline. Well, it's still the person.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
So you go do an experience and then you could
have Patrick Mahomes come and like throw footballs with you.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
Basically say you're booking an experience and then the person
shows up, like you're not booking the person.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
Yes, okay, cool, okay, cool, okay. Just make sure that
we have that understanding.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
Airbnb, as a part of promoting it's revamped and expanded
vacation bookings, has teamed with several celebrities to offer once
in a lifetime meet and greets, but only a few
lucky fans may may be able to attend them. I
would do Eddie Vedder around the room. If you could
book one experience with a celebrity, who would you do?
Speaker 2 (05:42):
I'd go Mike Shinoda. That'd be really cool, like Lincoln
Bark's coming to town. I'd want to It wouldn't be
music related to be art. Oh that's cool, Maris, Actually
that's really cool. I think that would be Kelly Clarkson
because she seems like so much fun. That's fun. I
just think that she and I would rile each other
(06:04):
up and it would be insane.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
I don't see you guys at a karaoke I was
just gonna where would you go around town.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
To take care?
Speaker 1 (06:11):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (06:11):
Yeah, No, We'd get drunk and we'd go to.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
A karaoke bar and she would out sing me like
absolute insanity and I would have a marvelous time.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
One of the ones.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
That's interesting though, as far as for guys a little
bit more because a lot of these are Megan Thee
Stallion and Sabrina Carpenter. But Patrick Mahomes, if you were
in Kansas City, you could actually have him come out
teach you how to throw the perfect spiral enjoy some
Kansas City barbecue with him. My thing is is like,
this must be very limited because Patrick Mahomes doesn't need
the money, He has a family, like, he's I don't know,
(06:40):
an incredible football career. Does he really want to be
going around like seems like cameo.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
They sort of yes. People like what they do and
they like their fans. I mean that is interesting. You
could just be a happy dude, you know, it could
be fun.
Speaker 3 (06:51):
But those experiences, they say, this says and I didn't
read this far, those three experiences are free, but there's
limited availability. So that those first three with Sabrina Carpenter,
Megan Thee Stallion, and Patrick Mahomes, they're giving away as
a promotion for the event, and then other celebrities will
sign on later, you know, lower level people, comedians, stuff
like that, and you can pick from the list, which
(07:12):
is kind of cool.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
I gotta it.
Speaker 3 (07:14):
If you took your wife and you guys were gonna
go get engaged or something a big weekend, you could
actually just rent or have a celebrity show up and
uh and uh, you know be there.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
With you or something. Hey, I'm proud of that correction. Man, Jesus,
I swear agress.
Speaker 5 (07:31):
Now here's a bit only plug.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
Who is there?
Speaker 6 (07:35):
Yeah, we got an early plug today. Get ready because
we got Jim Jefferies tickets. He will be at the
VIC tomorrow, so make sure you can go. And if
you're not familiar with Jim Jeffries here.
Speaker 5 (07:49):
He is ever using don't drinking?
Speaker 2 (07:51):
Why did I drink? Sim see every tom you go
why don't you drink? And they go, I don't like
the taste of it? Nobody does.
Speaker 4 (08:01):
No, I like to Tyston. Let we drink because we
have to. No one has ever had a shot up
to killer.
Speaker 5 (08:07):
And going, oh that lovely.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
Now.
Speaker 6 (08:10):
The tickets are for tomorrow, but he will be at
the VIC on Friday night as well. Get your tickets
at Jim Jefferies dot com. But if you want to
win eight four to four n ninety five fifty, who
be collert in right now?
Speaker 1 (08:26):
Sex type thing is how you would describe it if
you absolutely did hook up with that really hot chick.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
No one was there to see it, but you guys
for sure had like one of those.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
Sex type It's very ninety's morty monage, but I'm rock
ninety five five.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
Mike what'd you got?
Speaker 3 (08:44):
North side golf course got a little crazy when someone
took their car out onto the course, accidentally hitting a
seventy year old man who was out there golfing.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
Maris. We have a witness that was on the golf course.
This is what he saw.
Speaker 3 (08:57):
I ran as close as I could to the car
as it was coming close to us, but I took
cover behind a tree just so.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
I could get a good look at the guy.
Speaker 3 (09:05):
And the guy was gnashed, teeth raged like fists clenched
on his wheel, just like green fees.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
Are very unsettling countenance, he says.
Speaker 3 (09:14):
The driver eventually got out with a knife in hand,
only to be approached by another golfer who tried to help.
This guy grabbed two stakes and he was swinging him,
swinging him like nunchucks at the guy.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
And then the dude with a knife like backed off. Crazy.
Speaker 3 (09:28):
What You're just out hitting golf balls and suddenly a
car comes fly and there was a there was an
suv that the guy was driving, the bad guy so
to speak, and then employee from the golf course was
chasing him in a silver car. So it was like
a car chase through the golf course. And then dude
jumps out with a knife, runs somebody over. I mean,
just crazy.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
I definitely believe that witness was their unsettling countenance. Is
definitely spoken like a man who spends time on a
golf course.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
You ever see somebody do a TV interview and they're like,
this is my moment. I'm going to take this time.
I'm going to get my less than five seconds right here.
Speaker 6 (10:05):
But he will be remembered as the unsettled consonance man Ushe.
Speaker 2 (10:11):
Also accidentally hit a seventy something year old. Now that
wasn't an accident. That guy's been smoking his golf game.
This was plotted, This was premeditated. Rock ninety five five
screen day. It's a long view. I think it's inadequately sized.
Speaker 6 (10:29):
You hope you, thank you, thank you for being so
kind and generous. This reddit thread is not kind or generous,
but it is absolutely hilarious. Michael, you found this bad
boy Yeah.
Speaker 3 (10:42):
Rolled across this yesterday. It's just a thread that says
where would you take someone you hate in Chicago? Which
is kind of interesting.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
So many places?
Speaker 3 (10:50):
How about Lakeshore Drive when the Aaron Water Show ends? Yeah, yeah,
that's rough.
Speaker 2 (10:56):
That's when public transit becomes a thing.
Speaker 1 (10:58):
Yeah, I'd take them to Low Whacker a picnic and
Lower Wackers is a picnic, and Lower Wacker you got
the whole basket.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
Never is it bad. I fully know how to navigate
Lower Whacker now, No, I think that's good. It's impressive.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
I think it's a skill. That's like knowing how to
read a map in the middle of a forest.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
Do you know what I mean? It took a few years,
but I got there. Get a compass if you're going
down there.
Speaker 3 (11:19):
Somebody says, how about the American Girls store on December
twenty third.
Speaker 1 (11:22):
Oh no, I'm gonna be honest about the American Girls
My friend for her birthday there her thirty second birthday.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
It will be clear. Wow. And if you don't have
a child, that feels weird really quickly. One for me
was anywhere on the pedway around the city. That's funny.
Speaker 6 (11:43):
Yeah, because I've tried, and I know you can get
a lot of places underground when it's cold.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
But h yeah, absolutely not. That sounds scary.
Speaker 5 (11:51):
It is.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
I have been. It goes.
Speaker 3 (11:53):
I could get from my building to this building even
in the winter. I didn't walk down there. I don't
know what it is, something about like in the middle
of the night, being underground.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
It's by myself. It's very goam know what it is.
Speaker 1 (12:04):
Have you guys heard of liminal spaces? It's a liminal space. Okay,
So liminal space is like any space that isn't meant
to like ever be inhabited in any way. It's you're
only ever passing through it, and so they sort of
give you this feeling of like uncanny values it.
Speaker 6 (12:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
Yeah, like like travel stops are also liminal spaces because
you're always just sort of passing through, like no one's
supposed to stay here, so it just kind of feels weird.
Speaker 3 (12:29):
Yeh eight fifty where would you take someone you hate?
Speaker 2 (12:34):
In Chicago?
Speaker 3 (12:34):
And by the way, everybody who texts today and turned
automatically to win Jim Jeffrey's tickets He's playing tomorrow night.
You're in town about I don't know what this means.
Vers you might have to help me with this, Maria.
Maybe you can't do the Wiener circle. Don't give them
any warning, ask for extra ketchup packets. Uh huh, oh
that's messed up or on the air.
Speaker 2 (12:51):
Oh no, I don't know what it is. You've been
to the Wiener Circle. I still haven't been. Never mind,
we won't say the word, said Michael.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
Not.
Speaker 2 (13:01):
I don't know what it is, but I'm not someone underneath.
Speaker 3 (13:06):
In one of the comments says, actually tell them to
try the chocolate shake.
Speaker 2 (13:12):
I don't know. I actually don't even know that one.
You don't know the chocolate shake Wiener Circle? Oh guys,
oh no, gonna take up you hate the chocolate shake.
I'll get the the you catch up you guys. Papa
Palmer's coming into tell them this weekend. Oh my god,
maybe you like chocolate shake. I don't know anyone.
Speaker 6 (13:34):
Those of you that know, I'm going to take them
to Wiener's Circle very soon.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
Good Oh my goodness, you know the chocolate shake?
Speaker 6 (13:42):
Under it'll concern and don't say anything, don't text in,
don't reveal it, don't give it away.
Speaker 3 (13:49):
Is it?
Speaker 2 (13:49):
I want them to be surprised.
Speaker 8 (13:51):
Is it?
Speaker 3 (13:52):
Is it?
Speaker 2 (13:53):
Hoop stuff?
Speaker 6 (13:54):
No?
Speaker 2 (13:55):
Thank oh, it's gonna be glorious. I figured it's hoop stuff.
Speaker 5 (14:01):
Now here's a bit only plug there.
Speaker 2 (14:04):
We're gonna be plug happy today. Really too much haven't
been warmed up too? I think this one's well worth it.
I got to relax a little. The Offspring will.
Speaker 6 (14:14):
Be here a big plug Saturday, August sixteenth for the
Supercharge World a wide tour with Jimmy Eat World and
Newfound Glory.
Speaker 2 (14:22):
And I gotta say the way this summers lining up.
This might be one of my favorites. I love the Offspring,
I love Newfound Glory, I love all of them. Yes,
it's like three plugs. It's not enough, not enough. We
got you right now.
Speaker 6 (14:41):
A four four ninety five fifty b collar ten for
the World's Most Difficult Question, and you could be going
to see the offspring.
Speaker 2 (14:50):
It is the morning mash pit wheezer right fast.
Speaker 6 (14:57):
Oh but we're going to get to know each other
very well. And Christy is going to get to know
the Offspring very well. Is she just won our last
pair of tickets? Shout out to law Indiana.
Speaker 2 (15:07):
Congratulations.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
Hell yeah, Technology man, Oh oh, it's everywhere these days.
Everyone's got a phone in their hand. And what happened
if it were to be used at consistence? A in
inevitable human advices around.
Speaker 2 (15:20):
On wall from the front of the inevitable human robot
war New AI will give people super hearing here.
Speaker 1 (15:29):
Vana was just founded by a University of Washington computer
science researchers. Their co founder said our AI algorithms enable
on device super hearing capabilities and will be part of
billions of earbuds, earbuds, hearing aids, and smartphones.
Speaker 2 (15:44):
The company wants to help people seamlessly choose what they
want to hear in real time.
Speaker 1 (15:50):
A technical director said, here Vana is my favorite kind
of startup as it addresses a familiar pain point we
all struggle to hear a noisy settings like a restaurant
or party. With deep AI technology, first of all, don't
just go tossing around the descriptor deep I mean.
Speaker 2 (16:08):
Yes to that point.
Speaker 6 (16:10):
But it's also like if you can specifically turn specific
things off in public, like, yeah, my kid's bothering me.
Speaker 3 (16:18):
I use nose canceling and my headphones all the time.
Speaker 2 (16:20):
Unbelievable.
Speaker 1 (16:21):
I was gonna say, Actually, the applications of this could
be really cool.
Speaker 3 (16:27):
Yeah, if you're a kid, I mean when I grew up,
I could sneak around and do stuff. I'd be like,
let's go ahead and do this now, Mom can hear
you through the wall.
Speaker 2 (16:34):
But like if you're hard of hearing.
Speaker 3 (16:36):
That's cool, Dad, My Dad actually uses that in Apple
Apple AirPods, they have an expanded hearing and it makes
everything a little louder for me, Like if you're elderly.
Speaker 6 (16:45):
Or you work at a radio station and you sit
in front of speakers all day to your life, maybe
that too.
Speaker 1 (16:53):
I also like it for like autistic people that get
over stimulated in public but still need to be able
to like function and hear things simultaneously.
Speaker 2 (17:02):
Oh no, not the big sigh.
Speaker 1 (17:05):
That's all the good job, because you do get selective hearing,
and maybe you want to select some of that gossip
that's happening over at the table. But then you realize
you can even drop on everyone, and then you know
everyone's opinion about you, and then it makes you paranoid,
and then you turn on.
Speaker 2 (17:21):
Your fellow human and then you sign with the robots
and they win the Inevitable Human first Robot War. This
was news from the front of the Inevitable Human Robot War.
Speaker 5 (17:33):
Now here's five or so things with Mears. Why does
he always drop his pants during this part of the show.
Speaker 2 (17:41):
WHOA, It's just more comfortable, like wowser. All right, let's
get started night.
Speaker 6 (17:49):
The NFL will be announcing in their schedule for the
year at seven pm local time here.
Speaker 2 (17:55):
But also no, we are going to be getting an
NFL game on YouTube.
Speaker 6 (18:00):
They'll be featuring the LA Chargers, and they haven't confirmed
their opponent because that's gonna come out later tonight. But
they are promising an experience you've never seen before and
only put together the way that YouTube can.
Speaker 2 (18:13):
I don't know what that means, but I'm excited.
Speaker 3 (18:16):
I know some of these they try to do cool
camera angles or like they'll have drones in there that
they're trying new things. But a lot of times and
I don't know, if you notice the payers it doesn't
work well. I get they're buffering. They're like, maybe they'll
figure it out. I hope and pray that they will
have it together in time.
Speaker 6 (18:30):
But I know that Prime Video has been using a
lot of different assets to give you a lot of
different angles, to give you a lot of different sports
science and chef's kiss.
Speaker 2 (18:38):
I need it all only the way YouTube can.
Speaker 1 (18:41):
What a clickbait title and the nail don't forget the
ads A picture of one of the players going.
Speaker 2 (18:49):
To no surprise.
Speaker 6 (18:50):
A study was done that found that psychopaths are more attractive. Yeah,
The new study looked at specific traits that people look
at in strangers. Saw that there's a dark, hi rate
tirad of traits. Try that thing, thank you, gotcha. Narcissism, psychopathy,
and Machiavelianism.
Speaker 5 (19:11):
What is that one.
Speaker 1 (19:13):
It's like basically really old school, almost like the authoritarian
way of.
Speaker 2 (19:19):
Being Jesus, okay, Delia, Yeah, okay, I don't think I'm
not explaining it very much. It like the look they
have or something like the aggressive kind of nature. It's interesting.
Speaker 1 (19:29):
It is okay, clever, but often dishonest methods to to
see people.
Speaker 2 (19:33):
Right, it's been manipulative. Okay, interesting, gotcha. Yeah, so I
totally was not explaining I don't want that.
Speaker 6 (19:41):
If you've been waiting on The Bear season four, you're
still gonna have to wait because June twenty fifth is
when it will drop on Hulu. All ten episodes will
be available that night at seven pm. Michael, You'll love
this spirit. Airlines is offering new premium upgrades with more legro.
Speaker 5 (19:57):
Oh thank god.
Speaker 6 (19:58):
They'll be rolling this out starting in June and should
be completed on all their flights by July, and they're
also offering a program for their elite members to get
two free checked bags. No telling how much that's actually
going to cost you ahead of time, and whatever.
Speaker 2 (20:15):
Will the plane stamp in the sky. That's where we're
at right now. And finally, a new streaming service that
you didn't need.
Speaker 6 (20:24):
ESPN is offering a new standalone streaming service separate of
Hulu and Disney Plus.
Speaker 2 (20:30):
That'll be thirty bucks a month.
Speaker 6 (20:33):
This includes ESPN two SEC Network and ESPN on ABC
and you can also get a special bundle of this
ESPN streaming service featuring Disney Plus and Hulu for thirty
six dollars.
Speaker 2 (20:47):
Okay, I can't deal with more streaming. Bring cable back
to stream.
Speaker 1 (20:51):
We created and made it worse with worse ads and
more confusing.
Speaker 2 (20:57):
To navigate it. So true. I hate it absolutely, terir.
I don't know why they keep doing this to us
because I thought once Hulu and Disney Plus and ESPN
came together, this was done. But ESPN needed to get
in on a game time.
Speaker 1 (21:08):
I miss Internet being a separate thing, you know, like
you had movies, you had DV, you had your telephone,
you had your radio, and you had the Internet and
they were all different categories. And now everything's the same,
and I'm overwhelmed and we're over stimulated.
Speaker 2 (21:23):
We find so old. Right, I'm young, I'm.
Speaker 6 (21:29):
We're going to talk about one of the greatest actors
of all time. Yeah, oh the great Oh, Nicholas Cage.
Speaker 2 (21:36):
He's back. He's cut some movies on the way and
we'll talk about it next. Speaking of ACDC, did you
guys see the shirt in the merch store.
Speaker 1 (21:50):
Yes, so we just launched a merch store at Rock
ninety five to five Chi dot com.
Speaker 2 (21:55):
It's like over on that little side menu. You can
click it there. We have a shirt that says, off
got big balls and a CDC type. I kind of
want it, Please get Yeah, right, I want one. Yeah,
go get your merch.
Speaker 1 (22:10):
And if you look at that merch store and you
think what my immediate thought was, which is where's all
the Maria Palmer merch.
Speaker 9 (22:17):
I know there's a lot of Clinger stuff up there,
and where's where's the Maria Palmer v We have a
mash pit hoodie, Yes, so getting the mash pit.
Speaker 1 (22:29):
Yeah, you gotta buy stuff nor for us to make stuff,
So buy the things now, get the Maria Palmer merch.
Speaker 2 (22:35):
Later dangled Karen, they won't be dangling for long. Hashtag
the perch.
Speaker 1 (22:42):
It's so far away, it's it seems far away to you.
I live with the ramifications of that bit every single day.
Don't make any puns with ramification.
Speaker 2 (22:52):
No, no, no, I was gonna leave it alone.
Speaker 1 (22:54):
It's constantly on my mind because constantly people are leaving
comments being like.
Speaker 7 (22:59):
Oh, say it for the purchase, which is the point
of the purch So that's a win. Yeah, Nicholas Cage
is back. I'm not sure if you've seen much from
him in a while. A legendary actor.
Speaker 2 (23:11):
Nicholas Cage is back back. Did he leave?
Speaker 3 (23:15):
I don't think he really left you. But there's a
couple movies that are popping up here. Prime video Is
revealed their first look at Nicholas Cage's legendary NFL coach
turned NFL broadcaster John Madden and Christian Bale as Oakland
Raiders owner Al Davis in an upcoming biopic Madden from
director David o' russell. And it looks kind of incredible.
I like Bradley Cooper a lot. I'm sorry, Christian Bale
(23:35):
a lot too. So it could be fun a sports movie.
Speaker 1 (23:39):
I bet it's got to be good because David A.
Russell's also the guy that directed Silver Linings Playbook.
Speaker 3 (23:44):
Oh that's a great movie. Yeah, that was one of
the best movies I've ever seen.
Speaker 1 (23:47):
Man in that movie, the through line with like the
Eagles in that whole sports part of it was really like,
for me, was interesting and I'm not a sports person.
Speaker 2 (23:56):
So I my god, that makes me interested in that
movie that I would not have otherwise. Sports grabbed your attention.
I love that.
Speaker 3 (24:03):
Let's grab I'll make you even more interested, Maria. Oh,
John Mulaney is in this.
Speaker 2 (24:07):
Yeah, okay, well.
Speaker 3 (24:10):
So Cienna Miller isn't it as well? So cool cool
cast they're working on that right now. And then, Marris,
you got another one.
Speaker 2 (24:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (24:17):
Apparently Nicholas Cage has a deal with Prime Video because
in twenty twenty six we are going to get to
see a live action version of Spider Noir. This is
a dark series featuring Spider Man that we got introduced
to into the Spider verse.
Speaker 2 (24:33):
Maria, what and why?
Speaker 1 (24:35):
You know?
Speaker 3 (24:35):
Why?
Speaker 2 (24:36):
Why? Another Spider Man movie?
Speaker 7 (24:38):
Wait?
Speaker 3 (24:38):
I read about this yesterday. Isn't this taken from the
Spider Man comics in the thirties?
Speaker 2 (24:43):
Yes, So it's like a bunch darker, very dark.
Speaker 6 (24:46):
Specifically, Spider Noir is a live action series based on
the Marvel comic spider Man Noir. Spider Man Noir tells
a story of an aging and down on his luck
private investigator Cage in the nineteen thirties New York who
is forced to grapple with his past life as the
cities grows with him as a hero.
Speaker 1 (25:05):
So interesting, Spider mar Spider and Mark Bill to Web
in your boudoir.
Speaker 6 (25:14):
Yeah, Spider ham rolls off the tongue a lot easier.
But I'm still very excited to see this, especially since
it is going to be live action.
Speaker 3 (25:22):
Yeah, but maybe eight four four, nine, ninety five fifty.
What was your favorite Nicholas Cage movie? Text us and
you could win, Jim Jeffrey Sickets.
Speaker 2 (25:28):
Oh, what was the one where he's on the plane,
oh conn Air? Yeah, yeah, great movie. Con movie. Oh
you're wrong, inter National Treasure. Well about yours, Michael.
Speaker 1 (25:41):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (25:41):
The first time I ever saw Boobs was with Nicholas Cage.
Speaker 3 (25:43):
It was a movie called Leaving Las Vegas and he
was like dating a prostitute in it, and they were
in Las Vegas and stuff. Actually, a really good movie.
But when I was like fourteen, I was like, what's
this prostitute?
Speaker 2 (25:54):
Boobs would be your favorite? Like, this makes a lot
of sense from my childhood, goes my YEARO, No, it's
not gyros. I've been saying it wrong forever. You just
made me hungry. Yeah, it's real good stuff. We'll move
on to the next point on the morning mosh Rock
(26:15):
ninety five to five? What are we doing? Boys? Sports Yang.
I have a hero. His name is Justin Turner. Oh boy.
Speaker 3 (26:23):
Last night, the Cubs secured a thrilling five to four
win against the Miami Marlins at Wrigley. Justin Turner delivered
a walk off two run double in the bottom of
the ninth, capping a three run rally for the win.
Speaker 2 (26:34):
Another huge win at Wrigley.
Speaker 3 (26:37):
I see these games that are played around in other stadiums,
and like midweek games, there's nobody at the stadiums. Wrigley's
packed top to bottom. This is an electric season for
the Cubs.
Speaker 2 (26:46):
It's also just fun at Wrigglely. Yeah, it's so fun.
It's a stadium that forces you to watch baseball. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (26:51):
Absolutely, and maris another big win yesterday, which team the White.
Speaker 2 (26:57):
Sox oh yeah, yeah, they won too. They want to
beat the Reds five to one in ten innings.
Speaker 3 (27:03):
Miguel Vargas had a decisive three run homer in the
top of the tenth, breaking a one to one tie,
and the White Sox one as well.
Speaker 2 (27:09):
I gotta say the White Sox are getting hot.
Speaker 3 (27:13):
This is interesting the right time because this weekend going
into the Crosstown and the Pope Pope. How many people
dressed up as popes are going to be at the
Crosstown class than you already?
Speaker 2 (27:27):
They in a Pope costume in town that has been
bought that won't be there. Should I wear the Roman collar?
You should? You should fit in? This is gonna be
now whole theme.
Speaker 6 (27:35):
Does this mean you're officially choosing an allegiance to baseball?
Speaker 1 (27:40):
No?
Speaker 6 (27:40):
Okay, fair enough, But also another interesting note we were
talking about there were.
Speaker 2 (27:46):
Six walk offs yesterday. This is crazy.
Speaker 3 (27:48):
I have so the stats that are baseball right now
is super fun, whereas like you hear about the NBA's
ratings are down and various other sports. The Bears were
a little rough to watch last year, but check this out.
I have some stats from last night. I can pull
them ap alright, well, I got, we got the two
we got. The Socks had to walk off, the Cubs
had to walk off. The Cubs walk off was the
last of two that happened in six minutes.
Speaker 6 (28:10):
Yes, because the Tigers walked it off, the Astros walked
it off, and then it led to the Cubs walking
it off.
Speaker 3 (28:15):
So five walk off hits yesterday for two homer games,
three walkoff homers, two Grand Slams, and one of the
Grand Slams. It was the kid's first hit in the
major leagues.
Speaker 2 (28:26):
He hit. First hit is a Grand Slam.
Speaker 1 (28:28):
A walkoff is when the home team scores the winning
run in the last inning of the game.
Speaker 2 (28:33):
Yeah, which I knew you, nail. I was just explaining
in case dear listener didn't know. Baseball's good right now.
Speaker 6 (28:41):
On one final note on the MLB, as they have
come to a decision on Rule twenty one which has
left out I'm paraphrasing, yeah, basically banned specific players for
cheating or oh yeah, other issues within the league. And
this is all coming after Pete Rose has passing. A
lot of people know Pete Rose as an absolutely amazing hitter.
Speaker 2 (29:05):
Yeah, and gambler. Also, some of the black socks. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (29:08):
Remember back in the nineteen nineteen World Series there were
guys on the black Socks that were banned because they
said they fixed the World Series. Correct, Now guys like
shoeless Joe Jackson can get his due.
Speaker 2 (29:18):
Yes, I know that guy from Field of Dreams from Maria.
I'm so impressed. Yeah, have been your best friend, yest.
Speaker 6 (29:27):
The seventeen players that are listed on this list are
now eligible to enter the MLB Hall of Fame well
as they have passed and in the weirdest statement ever
from the MLB that they can no longer hurt the
integrity of the game since they have passed, which I
thought that was rude.
Speaker 2 (29:46):
But that's just me.
Speaker 1 (29:48):
So hot.
Speaker 2 (29:49):
Okay, there went there win No no bell for that one,
because eyes any day of the week, you know. M hm.
That lovely game we like to play called f into
the Head. It's on the way next. Get ready, got
some amazing tickets until.
Speaker 5 (30:07):
Now here's a bit only there.
Speaker 2 (30:11):
Yeah, buddy, Oh, this is gonna be fun.
Speaker 6 (30:14):
It's gonna be an amazing weekend for you when you
get to go to Rock the Country, a festival for
we the people at Barry Expo Center in Hastings, Michigan,
June thirteenth to the fourteenth, Patrick afro Man with late night.
Speaker 1 (30:29):
DJ sets random I love It's so Twins DJ.
Speaker 2 (30:34):
Sets along with Nickelback and the Leonards skin it along
with the slow of other country art Fun Time. Not
worried about the country artists, but I want you to
be there. Play funds ahead with us. I think the
little country graduations.
Speaker 6 (30:54):
We have Fun to the Head on the way, the
trivia game where you pick one of us to answer
questions for you and we'll get shot with a nerf
gun if we get the questions wrong.
Speaker 2 (31:04):
Nine ninety five fifty b collar ten to win. And
now Fun to the Head on rock Edd.
Speaker 5 (31:14):
Yeah, don't worry, they're using nerve weapons.
Speaker 2 (31:17):
Are we speaking with Trey? You are Trey Hellosa? What's
going on?
Speaker 5 (31:23):
Man?
Speaker 2 (31:24):
Not much, just making my way to work. Oh where
do you work at work? Over in a round leg? Okay,
that's way up, Darth, isn't it?
Speaker 1 (31:34):
Oh it is?
Speaker 3 (31:36):
Thanks for listening. I always think it's so cool when
people listen so far away.
Speaker 6 (31:42):
Well, welcome to Fun to the Head. This is the
trivia game where you pick one of us to answer
questions for you. If we get it wrong, we get
shot with a NERF gun and you have to make
a choice. Now, Trey, who do you want to answer
questions for you?
Speaker 2 (31:56):
I need someone that with the you know that the banditing.
Speaker 1 (32:01):
And would you says that you yourself possessed the ball?
But bang bang dig for time?
Speaker 2 (32:11):
Yes? Very good? Are we ready? We are so ready?
All right, let's get it okay. Question one?
Speaker 1 (32:21):
In what state is it illegal to whisper in someone's
ear while they're moose hunting?
Speaker 2 (32:28):
Moose hunting? There's your hands Alaska?
Speaker 5 (32:31):
Correct?
Speaker 2 (32:34):
Did you know that, Trey? I was gonna guess Alaska?
If I need it to Trey.
Speaker 1 (32:39):
If you could whisper into someone's ear while they were
moose hunting, what would you whisper?
Speaker 3 (32:46):
Tray?
Speaker 2 (32:47):
Good job question too, and you better get this one.
What bands released.
Speaker 1 (32:56):
Riot and made Orange Hair and Heartbreak look iconic in
two thousand and seven.
Speaker 2 (33:02):
My Gun's getting lonely?
Speaker 6 (33:04):
I was going with another direction, and I'm glad I
listened to the entire question.
Speaker 2 (33:08):
Yeah, that would be paramore. Oh my gosh, where are
you going to say? That's correct? I was thinking right
the song? Oh so I was thinking three days great?
Oh yeah, right, the album shell du you got to
listen to these questions Trey, Yeah, make sure you're locked
in Trey. Do you like Paramore? Do you like Haley Williams? Yeah? Yeah, yeah,
(33:33):
Williams off over here premature? So everybody feels a way
about Hailey Williams. Yeah, you can't not. She is talented
and cool.
Speaker 9 (33:45):
Love it?
Speaker 5 (33:45):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (33:46):
Question number three, you might go for the win here, Marris.
I think that this is going to be a clean sweep.
Speaker 2 (33:53):
If you can, if you can sleep at all, can
I get kicked?
Speaker 1 (33:56):
Bob?
Speaker 2 (34:00):
I almost hung up the phone tracks, hung up the
phone favorite. I'm gonna miss this on purpose. Question three,
you're not going to miss this out of sheer pride?
What PlayStation gaging its?
Speaker 8 (34:18):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (34:19):
How do you playing as a purple dragon?
Speaker 1 (34:21):
Your head butted sheep and collected gems like you were
fanos Spiral.
Speaker 5 (34:26):
You're correct.
Speaker 2 (34:29):
I didn't get one shot off.
Speaker 6 (34:34):
So if you want to sacrifice your tickets and go
to kids, Bob, we can arrange that.
Speaker 2 (34:41):
Yeah, no, no, we do that. I will absolutely swab
out your kid.
Speaker 6 (34:45):
Hold on kid Rock, Nickelback, Leonard skinnerd DJ sets call
roll Man.
Speaker 2 (34:52):
And Yanked Ones and Yes, Michael qualifying for a VIP upgrade.
We will swap all of that out for kids. Bob
ch you say the word no, it's like sitting a
(35:14):
few months like damn it, I should have got.
Speaker 5 (35:19):
No.
Speaker 2 (35:20):
No one would ever regrets. But Tray, you are all set.
Speaker 6 (35:24):
You're going to Rock the Country Festival for we the people,
all thanks to our friends at Peachtree Entertainment.
Speaker 2 (35:30):
Trey, who are you taking with you to this festival?
I'm taking my lovely wife to the festival.
Speaker 8 (35:36):
Yes, your life, Yes, shout out your wife. Try to
do it, Sam, Hell, yes Sam, you didn't forget her
name right.
Speaker 3 (35:48):
The other.
Speaker 6 (35:52):
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ready because that route we all know.
Speaker 2 (36:00):
And are you shooting yourself? It's work to shoot you.
I'm trying to talk about Rocky.
Speaker 6 (36:09):
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Speaker 3 (36:17):
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Rock nine five five chi dot com.
Speaker 2 (36:21):
Get yourself up nice you.
Speaker 3 (36:22):
Could wear at the Crosstown Classic this weekend going down
at Wrigley Field. Maris you said this earlier during sports.
It's interesting that the white socks are getting a little hot.
Oh yeah, what if they came okay, oh okay.
Speaker 2 (36:35):
You're wearing socks and ay degree a little hot? What
if they came into Wrigley. You know, I'm not even
gonna put that in the universe. Oh no, put it
out there.
Speaker 3 (36:43):
That would because what if they swept the Cubs at what?
The crowd just full of popes?
Speaker 2 (36:49):
But what if I won two million dollars in the lottery?
You know, we just want it all day. So here's
the thing.
Speaker 6 (36:56):
Notoriously, the Socks and Cubs is just being kind of
a been down, but this series hits different. Yeah, you
play harder. There's something on the line. And for the Socks,
I'm glad you're hot right now. I'm glad Leo the
fourteenth is behind them. But you need to come with
the red and black city connect with the bulls influence.
They need to come back with the old black and
(37:17):
white pinstripe for this weekend and just lay it on
the cups.
Speaker 2 (37:21):
I like the socks jersey that said Southside. Yes, that's
the that's the first city connect.
Speaker 7 (37:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (37:26):
Are we sure that Pope Leo is a white Sox
fan because we've only heard it from his brother.
Speaker 2 (37:32):
Oh, the most accurate source. He's definitely a source. I'm
with you.
Speaker 1 (37:36):
I don't know if I want my brother speaking for
my preferences. I don't know if they know.
Speaker 2 (37:40):
I haven't talked to my brother in a while. He
wouldn't know.
Speaker 1 (37:42):
I'm just saying, like, until I hear from Pope Leo
the fourteen himself, I'm.
Speaker 2 (37:47):
A Sox fan, I will one up you.
Speaker 6 (37:49):
Because NBC was speaking with one of the members of
the archdiocese from Chicago that knew Pope Leo before he
became pope, and he said, hey, do you have this number.
He's like, yeah, can you text him to clarify Cubs
are socks? And he was like, okay, sent the message.
They continued talking, got the message back and it just
said socks.
Speaker 2 (38:08):
I don't believe it.
Speaker 1 (38:09):
Yeah, well, somebody told me that you had a boyfriend
who looked like a girlfriend that I had in February
of last year. But I'm not trusting their opinion on
whether or not Pope Leo.
Speaker 2 (38:18):
Is a Socks or a Cubs fan.
Speaker 3 (38:19):
By the way, if you're trying to go to the
Crosstown classic. Get your tickets now because prices are flying.
The cheapest ticket for the Saturday game in Wrigley Field,
cheapest ticket in the house one hundred and twenty two
dollars for one ticket.
Speaker 2 (38:30):
Yeah, where's old please? That's like what I paid.
Speaker 1 (38:33):
By the way, top to the ticket answer as to
whether or not Go tickets is legit, which is a ticket?
Speaker 2 (38:40):
I think it's fine. Do you have the ticket?
Speaker 3 (38:43):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (38:43):
All the tickets?
Speaker 1 (38:44):
Okay, it won't It won't go on my wallet, which
is why I'm a little bit scirl.
Speaker 2 (38:48):
Oh no, Mary, I gotta look for something.
Speaker 5 (38:50):
Oh did I.
Speaker 2 (38:52):
Okay? But you should be able to download their digital tickets.
Speaker 5 (38:55):
They are.
Speaker 2 (38:56):
But look, look, look I can access my ticket number
one here. Let me show you. Yeah, Marris checked out
for her. It's got a QR code.
Speaker 1 (39:03):
And I did Google Go tickets, and I'm seeing mixed reviews.
Speaker 2 (39:07):
It looks a little different than the one I see.
But it doesn't okay. In the Cubs games this year,
it's the bouncing Sconner right.
Speaker 1 (39:14):
Worried is that it doesn't have the bouncing scam. I
think it's just a QR code. Oh my goodness, did
I get scammed?
Speaker 2 (39:21):
I don't know, go tickets like put it into chat yeah,
Goo tickets dot com. We need to look at there
by the way real quickly.
Speaker 9 (39:28):
Five.
Speaker 3 (39:29):
This whole series started in the nineteen oh six World Series.
The White Sox won in six games and it was
called the Hitless Wonders Upset. That's where the whole thing
came from.
Speaker 2 (39:38):
Yeah, we didn't even talk about the history of it.
Crosstown class. I guess we'll do it tomorrow. Take it's
a scam. Chicago's very home local h as we are
ninety five minutes commercial free. Well, I finished marriage. It
got the tingles. I gotta give it a It looks
(40:02):
worried or like he doesn't break that voice out like that.
I'm sorry. I'll give you a warning. Thank you. I
had some rock news for you. Let's get into it.
Some towels down.
Speaker 3 (40:15):
Yeah, did anybody know that John Mullaney comedian Johnmulaney is
like obsessed with the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.
Speaker 2 (40:20):
No, like he's a nerd about it, right, because it's
hilarious and he's correct.
Speaker 3 (40:24):
So they were talking to him about it, and he
thinks that the White Stripes will reunite as his in
his you know, brilliance and knowing things. He said, this
is ripe for a White Stripes reunion, even though Meg
White hasn't been seen in like fifteen years.
Speaker 1 (40:36):
I was about to say, there's a lot of baggage
that goes into a potential White Stripes reunion because they
were together in that banks that were.
Speaker 2 (40:43):
Married, and then they got to pretend they pretending to
be That's where I was. I'm fully lost on all
of this, but yeah, that's weird right.
Speaker 3 (40:53):
In a new interview with Rolling Stone, Lleney shares his
thoughts on this year's inductees, saying, quote, these these two
people are incredible and what a great treasure of American music.
Speaker 2 (41:02):
I think they will reunite. I think that's wishful thinking. Again,
this is a divorced couple.
Speaker 6 (41:07):
So are they saying like, reunite as they want them
to perform or reunite, come together and accept the acknowledgement
on Stan perform.
Speaker 2 (41:16):
Yeah, he can still come together and perform. Oh, just perform.
Maybe I thought like, they're not going to make another
album to do another talk.
Speaker 6 (41:23):
They're definitely going to come together and just you know,
shake hands right now over that hug would be cool
if the ceremony goes to start and the lights go
off and you just seven Nation Army starts.
Speaker 3 (41:35):
Like John m'laney stands up in here and go I
and we all remember the craziest rock story of the year. Weezer,
A bassist Scott Schreiner's wife shot at police when they
were trying to find some bad guys around her house
in La Wild. She has now pled not guilty, which
feels to me dangerous. I saw the video of her
(41:55):
pulling the trigger and shooting at police. She's pled not guilty, which,
instead of taking a plea deal, faces up to nineteen
years in federal prison.
Speaker 2 (42:04):
Well are they going to bring cameras to the courthouse?
I believe, Yeah, we have ourselves. No, no, no, I mean,
like will we be able to watch that trial? And
just want to if we're going to get some entertainment,
that's why.
Speaker 1 (42:17):
Yeah, this is because like no one actually, I mean,
she got injured, but no one died, So like, I
want to watch this one.
Speaker 2 (42:25):
So did they say what the plea was versus nineteen years? No,
she pled not guilty and that that is what?
Speaker 5 (42:32):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (42:32):
Or are they offering her Oh they didn't say what
they didn't say what the plea deal was. Now I'm
sure they offered something, but that's a crazy story too.
Anything you want to know, anything you find in the
rock world interesting, you can find out more about it
and get caught up on everything at Rock nine five five.
Speaker 2 (42:46):
Let me see if I can do this, like Maris
c Chi dot com close, I'm dry.
Speaker 3 (42:57):
The rock store is open. The merch store at rock
fichi dot com. You can get cool shirts like one
that says I have big balls yeah, which I love.
You can wark to the ACDC show if you wanted.
Speaker 2 (43:08):
You can't that would be lying.
Speaker 3 (43:09):
Well yes, right, merger rocked down. You find five Chicago's
rock station.
Speaker 2 (43:12):
Maria helped me with the news.
Speaker 1 (43:13):
You want to be informed, you don't want to be
all down in the dumps. We provide balance on the
morning Marsh, but by just putting a positive spin on
those headlines. Welcome to bad news Bears. Three climbers fell
four hundred feet to their death. One climber survived and
(43:35):
drove to a payphone.
Speaker 2 (43:37):
What a tragedy. Wow using a pay phone twenty twenty five? Yeah,
change for a payphone.
Speaker 1 (43:43):
Indeed, teacher arrested after threats to shoot students.
Speaker 2 (43:50):
What did those kids do? That's what I'm saying. They
switched it up, is what they did. You got to
bring an apple.
Speaker 1 (43:55):
Cancer discovery forces fourteen year old to freeze sperm.
Speaker 2 (44:00):
It's not right.
Speaker 1 (44:01):
I hated that you shouldn't have to think about fatherhoop
when you're fourteen. I didn't like that at all, or
at all man, Turkey hunting suffers, shotgun wound, gobble, gobble,
you missed.
Speaker 2 (44:14):
All of this is just bad news, bears. I hope
the turkey picked up the gun and shot him, Like,
oh yeah, oh yeah, you've heard of hunting. Now get
ready for a fair fight. Also, get ready for Rocky
the Rooster. He's gonna make you feel better after that.
Don't give him a shotgun.
Speaker 6 (44:34):
Hey, use that thousand dollars to get to the merch
store rocknety five to five dot com.
Speaker 1 (44:41):
And according to Pink Floyd, they didn't smoke Weird and
other probable lives in the Morning Mash. But they say that,
how I know They're like, no, we didn't. This isn't
drug fueled music. We just sounded like this.
Speaker 2 (44:56):
Yeah right, it's adorable.
Speaker 3 (44:58):
Mikey must do some text messages. Shall text time fifty
could text us throughout the day context to anybody on
the station. We read them all. Some of them make
the air. Earlier on the show, we were talking about
places you would take someone who you don't like. Where
would you take them in Chicago?
Speaker 2 (45:14):
Lower whackers?
Speaker 3 (45:14):
Yeah, exactly, picnic and lower wackers? True way that way, lusays,
take them to the Bean at six pm sharp, tell
him you're going for a quote exclusive Instagram content party.
Then just stand there in the cold while they realize
it's just their reflection in six different angles.
Speaker 2 (45:29):
Wow, you know I like the Bean.
Speaker 1 (45:32):
It's it's basically called cloud Gate, and it's supposed to
make you a part of the Chicago skyline.
Speaker 2 (45:39):
And the sky's like supposed to unify the reflection. Yeah,
with the scenery. Thank you, ma'am. Let's see you here.
Speaker 1 (45:45):
Oh.
Speaker 3 (45:45):
I have a beef with garbage Man Dan. I'm not
sure if anybody knows about this a lot.
Speaker 2 (45:50):
By the way, I'm team garbage Man Dan.
Speaker 3 (45:52):
Just to be so clear, I do my weather reports
and he always gives me hell about it. By the way,
garbage Man Damn, please start an Instagram account called garbage
Man and Dan so we can fight online too. From
the nine o five, garbage Man Dan says, oh sorry.
From the nine oh five, this person says garbage Man
Dan doesn't know what he's talking about.
Speaker 2 (46:08):
Your rather reports are awesome. How interesting that you chose
that text and not the one from garbage Man Dan.
Speaker 3 (46:14):
I have some for you guys too, he says. The
entire morning show is the best thing on the radio.
I listen to you guys every morning in Canada. I
just wish I knew whether my texts were getting through
or not. Well, good news. Guess what, buddy, you know
it's working.
Speaker 2 (46:27):
I look a good little guilt trip. I just gosh,
I wish I knew of my texts were getting through.
If only there was some way to find out.
Speaker 3 (46:35):
You can always text us Hey four four nine five
ninety five fifty from the seven oh eight. If I
found out the person I hate was a Socks fan,
I'd take them to a Cubs game.
Speaker 2 (46:42):
You're a torture. Yeah, that's off all around Crosstown Classic
this weekend. You could do that. I might be going
if my tickets are real. Did you find out if
you have?
Speaker 1 (46:52):
No one texted me anything about whether or not go
tickets is legit? I tried to call.
Speaker 2 (46:56):
Customer support Sprus prize not open.
Speaker 3 (46:59):
All right, So here's the deal. I got to pick
someone for these Jim Jeffries tickets. The stand up show
is tomorrow. We said all day, all you have to
do is text get yourself in for the win. There hmmm,
a feeling.
Speaker 2 (47:13):
You're gonna go with a guy who defended your weather
unfortunately in Canada. Oh yeah, how about this one? This
is a random one. It said, bro really got Dick
Cheney by a turkey. You want to want to let
everybody know what that's about.
Speaker 1 (47:27):
Because a man when this was during bad news bears
hold on moving for the cadence on a man shot
himself all turkey hunting.
Speaker 2 (47:35):
It just feels better to deliver it that way. You
know what he's gonna win. Yes, turkey guy. What's his
area code?
Speaker 6 (47:40):
Six?
Speaker 2 (47:41):
Three oh six three? Oh, you're going to see Jim Jeffries.
I almost said, Jeff Jeffries. It's untired Jimferes.
Speaker 6 (47:51):
That's going down on May fifteenth at the VIC Theater.
He will be in on a Thursday and Friday for
two shows.
Speaker 2 (47:57):
Wow.
Speaker 6 (47:58):
Cool, And if you want to get your tickets, head
on over to Jim Jeffries dot com.
Speaker 1 (48:04):
Money Crafts is American Woman music video. Heather Graham grinding.
Speaker 2 (48:10):
On a school bus. I forgot about that that pink
mess shirt. I hate that you went Heather Graham and
I was like, Len, me's a stud that we're both straight.
You know we enjoy a good view, don't we?
Speaker 1 (48:27):
Just?
Speaker 2 (48:27):
I mean, we really do. Boys. What a show today?
Speaker 3 (48:30):
What a show that's fun. We're halfway through a week
that's a giveaways. Congratus to everybody who won all the awesome.
Speaker 2 (48:35):
Stuff living on a leak. Tomorrow we're back with more
awesome stuff. The can Rock.
Speaker 3 (48:45):
Nickelback tickets, Offspring tickets Offspring, Jimmy World, Newfound Glory.
Speaker 2 (48:48):
Quick question, Yeah, I know, the speaking surprises. Quick question.
You know what I just want to Yeah, this has
been going on so long, I'll never stop. Hey, Maris,
how can I help you? Maria?
Speaker 1 (49:04):
I was wondering on the ticket front if we could
and I don't know if you have anybody that could
reach out to He is the ticket guy, but I
was just if you, if you know, if you have
any connections, could we get maybe kids?
Speaker 2 (49:15):
We will find out tomorrow. Good morning, mons Fit on
Rock ninety five five,
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