Don't Burn Your Sex Toys

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Oh boy, we're doing it. Wait, I can't hear me.
Can you hear me?

Speaker 2 (00:03):
This is going to be wild?

Speaker 3 (00:04):
Yes, okay, all right, can you hear us?

Speaker 4 (00:08):
No?

Speaker 2 (00:08):
Oh, Maria and Maris have switched spots here on Rock
ninety five to five, Chicago's Rock Stage. Good Morning, the
Morning marsh pit is on. Maris taking a few days
off later this.

Speaker 1 (00:17):
Week, and Maria, I'm a radio professional.

Speaker 2 (00:20):
Is behind the soundboard.

Speaker 4 (00:22):
And I'm reminding you that I was a bartender before this.

Speaker 2 (00:25):
If they were pilots, they just switched spots, and you
should be scared.

Speaker 4 (00:28):
Yeah, especially because I still can't hear myself.

Speaker 1 (00:31):
We're still going in blind here.

Speaker 5 (00:33):
It's fine, it's fine, We're going to figure this out
in just a second.

Speaker 3 (00:37):
But yeah, I know.

Speaker 2 (00:41):
She just poking random buttons over there.

Speaker 3 (00:45):
Today is the return of Kids Bop.

Speaker 5 (00:47):
Yeah, we have Kids Bob Live coming back, and then
in Fun to the Head, and.

Speaker 2 (00:54):
I'm so excited, Yes, were.

Speaker 4 (00:55):
So weirdly happy about Kids Bob today. I don't even
know what to do with you know what.

Speaker 2 (00:59):
I he's given in, he's given up.

Speaker 3 (01:02):
We have until.

Speaker 5 (01:03):
August and there's gonna be a lot of Kids Bop
going so.

Speaker 3 (01:08):
I'm just gonna go along with it.

Speaker 5 (01:12):
No, no, no, this show's not to but sensing that these
are the most popular tickets on the show.

Speaker 3 (01:19):
I'm just gonna go with.

Speaker 5 (01:23):
We'll find out w c HI Weather with our air
quote meteorologist Michael.

Speaker 2 (01:32):
I said, go Cubs, go, cub go, Hey go, what
do you say cubs are going on?

Speaker 3 (01:43):
Wednesday went yesterday?

Speaker 2 (01:45):
I know they didn't win yesterday, but Friday made up
for it. One of the best sporting events I've ever
seen in my life. And I happen to just sneak
out of work in time, like I had something going
on later in the day. Dude, I left early to
go watch that game. Two Grand Slams all r.

Speaker 3 (01:57):
Happy you got to be there for that. I was
the stat track and I was like, I wish I
could watch it home. Dude. It was crazy.

Speaker 2 (02:03):
It was crazy, one of the best sporting events I've
ever been to. Okay, so weather today is going to
be mostly cloudy. Sorry I am, I'm on cloud nine.
Still mostly cloudy today. It's as warm as it's going
to be today right now. Temperature is going to start
dipping right now into the evening. But wait, sunshine and
warm up on the way for this week. Okay, So

(02:25):
we're gonna get warmer temperatures, sunny all day tomorrow. Just
a little clouds today. We can deal with that. It's
like sixty degrees out right now, isn't it fifty five
degrees out right now?

Speaker 1 (02:34):
So why are you asking us? You're the one telling
us the water.

Speaker 2 (02:37):
Well, it was sixty when I was walking in, So
the temperature is starting to kind of go down. It's
just going to do that all day till we get
to forties later tonight. Right, cool, loving, Yeah, we got
a stupid criminal up next, sex toy fire, I kind
of get.

Speaker 1 (02:50):
A stupid criminal and some stupid radio host.

Speaker 4 (02:52):
It's coming up on the More on Rock ninety five five.

Speaker 1 (02:56):
And thank you, Delarisa rear Dan.

Speaker 4 (02:58):
We're bringing the yodel to music, starting much on Rock
Night five five.

Speaker 1 (03:04):
What's in your head?

Speaker 2 (03:07):
Who are you talking about? Delores?

Speaker 1 (03:10):
Did you like that?

Speaker 3 (03:11):
That was?

Speaker 4 (03:11):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (03:12):
Splendifference.

Speaker 4 (03:13):
Delorsa Reardan is the front woman for the Crampwell Rest
in Peace was the late front woman for the Cranberris
gotcha yea yeah, yea yea yah yah.

Speaker 2 (03:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (03:20):
All right, we got a real dumb criminal here. Oh,
they're still not sure why he set this fire, but
there's a three alarm fire that he sat damaged three
homes and several cars, all because he decided that he
was going to set his sex toys on fire.

Speaker 1 (03:38):
Now, it was like part of the ritual.

Speaker 3 (03:41):
I don't know what ritual you might be thinking of, Well.

Speaker 1 (03:44):
The ritual he'd be hearing the sex choys for that
sounds very painful.

Speaker 5 (03:49):
I just was wondering in my head, like, oh, what
were you burning? What were you trying to destroy? One
was a rubber vagina and the other one.

Speaker 1 (03:58):
You're really glossing over that.

Speaker 5 (04:00):
The other one is unidentified, like they don't know what
it was because it burns so quickly.

Speaker 2 (04:05):
Like a burned body's freaky records like the.

Speaker 5 (04:11):
You just made me think it might have been an
actual entire sex doll.

Speaker 4 (04:16):
Left dental records for this blowout, Like, I don't.

Speaker 2 (04:20):
Know what the rest of them it was or the
other thing. But we have a vagina left over here.

Speaker 1 (04:23):
I'm not sure it has no teeth, which we think
is positive.

Speaker 5 (04:27):
But the craziest part was he did this in his backyard,
so I would have imagined he would have been able
to contain sad fire that didn't cause damage to three
houses and seven?

Speaker 2 (04:37):
Yeah, what like, you man not burn his sex toys
in the backyard anymore.

Speaker 5 (04:42):
He can have a bucket or a hose ready in
case things get crazy the fire pit.

Speaker 4 (04:47):
You know, we have our little post oh clarity and
sometimes discussed and shame, and maybe that's where this lived.
Maybe he finished a particularly shameful session he was like,
oh God, I can't even look at myself for.

Speaker 5 (05:03):
These never again. I will note that that this did
not happen on Easter.

Speaker 3 (05:08):
It was about a week ago, because that was my
other thought, and I was just like, oh, that's shame
right there. That is all shame.

Speaker 1 (05:17):
Listen as Easter bunnies. Man, you're into that kind of thing.

Speaker 3 (05:21):
But I was also wondering, like, what kind of accelerant
did you use?

Speaker 2 (05:24):
That?

Speaker 1 (05:24):
Again?

Speaker 5 (05:25):
The fire in your backyard, of your three sex toys.

Speaker 4 (05:30):
It just.

Speaker 2 (05:32):
When we were growing up out in the woods, we
used to light a lot of things on fire, and
the wolves you were raised with we used to throw huge,
like big gulps of gasoline on top of the fire.
As it was going, I could get out of hand.

Speaker 1 (05:46):
For where are you alive?

Speaker 3 (05:48):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (05:48):
It's a good question.

Speaker 1 (05:50):
That every day better question. Why are you no?

Speaker 3 (05:57):
I don't know?

Speaker 2 (05:58):
We had that's his parents. You gotta be careful. Sex
toy fire some you don't want on your weekend.

Speaker 4 (06:05):
Ruin a weekend unless they're naturally sparked by friction.

Speaker 2 (06:10):
Pan Taro tickets coming up for fun in the head
on Rock ninety five five Chicago's Rock Station, Maria, what
do you.

Speaker 1 (06:16):
Got fun to the head? We do have fun in
our head. Though.

Speaker 4 (06:19):
As technology advances and becomes more and more ubiquitous, it
leads us to what we see.

Speaker 1 (06:25):
On Rock ninety five to five as in Inevitable Human
Advises a robot Wall.

Speaker 5 (06:31):
News from the front of the Inevitable Human Robot War.

Speaker 4 (06:34):
A student who struggled to find appropriate housing has launched
a website which matches university flatmates together using artificial intelligence.

Speaker 1 (06:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (06:45):
University of Bristol student designed an algorithm to match a
like minded users based on their budget, location preferences, values,
hobbies and habits.

Speaker 3 (06:53):
Nope.

Speaker 1 (06:54):
It aims to.

Speaker 4 (06:55):
Make better use of available housing stock by creating compatible groups,
filling INMPTY rooms and reducing pressure on student leases.

Speaker 5 (07:03):
You learn absolutely nothing about yourself by living with someone
who is exactly like you, you got to have a
little bit of differences, some chaos so you can figure
life out. Yes, you're gonna argue about random and dumb things.
But if I have somebody who is equivalent to my
best friend living with.

Speaker 3 (07:23):
Me, nothing's gonna get done. We're not going to do anything.

Speaker 2 (07:27):
It's true, that is true.

Speaker 4 (07:29):
I will also make the argument that if you live
with someone too different, then you're gonna want to kill
each other.

Speaker 5 (07:36):
No, there's there's ways to learn how to compromise. Yeah,
and if you're talking to yourself at each hour, you're
never going to learn those skills. So like living with
somebody that you don't match up perfectly with, it's a.

Speaker 3 (07:50):
Part of the college experience. You gotta do it.

Speaker 2 (07:53):
Yeah, it seems smart.

Speaker 4 (07:54):
Yeah, theoretically, if you, you know, get into college, minch
not in this room.

Speaker 3 (07:59):
You know, And I went to college.

Speaker 1 (08:01):
I dropped out of it. Okay, SOMARISI is this smart one.

Speaker 4 (08:07):
But I will say we do like some version of
a system to find roommates that might actually be compatible.

Speaker 6 (08:14):
Theoretically, I would prefer because I got I got randomly
matched my sophomore year with a new roommate.

Speaker 5 (08:25):
And then I went to school with somebody from my
high school. And while me and the guy from high
school we clicked, we were so polar opposites that we
were just incessantly at each other. But the guy I
didn't know at all. We had to spend a lot
of time getting to know each other. So that's why
I was like, oh, this is actually a good situation
versus one that I picked for myself.

Speaker 1 (08:44):
Yeah, and that's how they get you. Oh No, that
is how this AI gets you, because it does.

Speaker 4 (08:50):
Perry with someone that you're actually compatible with. And the
next thing, you know, you become lazy because no one
cares about anything at that point because you're.

Speaker 1 (08:58):
Like, ah, you got it. Now you got to know.
But we're fine.

Speaker 4 (09:00):
And then you forgo all of your chores, and then
your house becomes a mess, then you lose your mind.

Speaker 1 (09:04):
And then they win the inevitable human versus really war.

Speaker 2 (09:07):
This was news from the front of the Inevitable Human
Robot War.

Speaker 5 (09:13):
It is the morning mash fit on a rock in
ninety five to five, asking you shall receive kids bout
tickets are back after.

Speaker 3 (09:21):
Seven with the plug.

Speaker 5 (09:23):
Michael, you have a fantastic story for us today.

Speaker 2 (09:27):
You can't be mad about this, Sydney Sweeney.

Speaker 1 (09:30):
I'm immediately mad.

Speaker 2 (09:31):
That's singing karaoke in it's singing a very poignant post
breakup song. Oh yes. The actor spent Wednesday night in
Key West, Florida at the Backyard Bar. By the way,
She's been seen around Chicago doing this exact same thing.
Could you imagine mares, Hold on for a second. Listen,
you and I were gonna go out, We're gonna have
a little whiskey, you know, and we walk into a

(09:54):
bar and there's some there's just this most beautiful sound
that's gonna say anox with beautiful sound on coming from
the microphone, and we glance up and we go, no way.

Speaker 3 (10:04):
Wow, that would absolutely be a night. Should we invite Maria?

Speaker 4 (10:09):
No? Why?

Speaker 1 (10:11):
Because I would take her.

Speaker 2 (10:13):
Yeah. So she was there belting out this adele song.
I gotta give it to sound my bad. Oh god, Okay, yeah.
She basically told the bartender, hey, I'm gonna be up

(10:35):
here forever. So I mean, the DJ, Hey, I'm gonna
be up here forever, so just keep it rolling.

Speaker 1 (10:39):
And then she said, don't get tired of me.

Speaker 2 (10:41):
Dang right, which is.

Speaker 3 (10:42):
How could you so she's sober? Wow, this has happening.
I don't think so.

Speaker 2 (10:47):
I don't know for sure. Elegendly she was probably drinking.

Speaker 5 (10:50):
So just hearing the beautiful pitch of Sydney Sweeney singey karaoke?

Speaker 3 (10:58):
Would you kick her off the carryo?

Speaker 2 (11:02):
I would park my ass in a chair. I have
drinks coming over. You just can't say a better girl.

Speaker 1 (11:09):
It would be her cherry.

Speaker 2 (11:12):
Exactly on my knee? How old is? She's not my knee?
Many way older than her, right, just like twenty five,
twenty two, something like that.

Speaker 1 (11:21):
You know, I gotta say, Michael A just not the
barrier there?

Speaker 2 (11:24):
Old?

Speaker 3 (11:24):
Please?

Speaker 1 (11:25):
Okay, hold on.

Speaker 4 (11:27):
Third search here wait, try to delude themselves into thinking
that they are so.

Speaker 2 (11:33):
Bad because he was old, A legend a legendary actress,
a legendary singer.

Speaker 1 (11:41):
Hey, what have you seen her in?

Speaker 3 (11:42):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (11:42):
Because I have to call you out for this? What
what have you seen her in?

Speaker 2 (11:46):
Euphoria?

Speaker 1 (11:46):
And have you seen you for? You haven't watched Euphoria?
I have you haven't?

Speaker 2 (11:50):
I watched some over the weekend.

Speaker 3 (11:51):
What happens in lives?

Speaker 2 (11:53):
For sure? I bet uh? Oh, it's a bunch of
high school kids being overly sexual, which is weird. It
was kind of a weird concept.

Speaker 3 (12:01):
To good wild. Guess what else have you seen her in?

Speaker 2 (12:05):
What was that recent? I watched it on a plane,
I mean, your most recent legendary sing don't google it.
I know what's the name of that last movie she did?
I watched it on a plane. I don't remember the
name of the movie.

Speaker 4 (12:16):
Legendary actress, Sydney Sweeney.

Speaker 1 (12:19):
Stop googling, Stop googling.

Speaker 2 (12:22):
Well, what else am I supposed to do? I don't
know the name? No, I can tell the Well, what
do you want from me? Do you ask me for
the name? I don't know the name. What do you
want for me?

Speaker 1 (12:31):
That's so crazy because you're such a big fan of
her movies.

Speaker 2 (12:33):
She's fantastic. Yeah, a beautiful actress. A beautiful woman makes
other women jealous, which is always fun. Why does all
the women hate Why do all the women hate on
Sydney Swingey?

Speaker 3 (12:45):
That's my question?

Speaker 4 (12:46):
Stop talking, Michael, I too want to get away, because
Michael is about to speak on the Morning mash But
on Rock ninety five to five Duck and Cover.

Speaker 2 (12:55):
A couple of months ago, we heard about a coyote
in a grocery store here in Chicago, and now we
have wild turkey's causing chaos in an Indiana supermarket. Turkeys,
turkeys are crazy. They will chase you around. They're big,
they're violent, they're running packs.

Speaker 3 (13:09):
I don't like those. You gotta be careful.

Speaker 2 (13:11):
They run in pat According to the Saint Joseph County
Police Department, someone from Martin's Supermarket called nine one one
report a really big turkey chasing customers around the store
and knocking items off the shelf when oscars. When officers arrived,
one said they should try to herd the turkey outside,
but another said just try to grab him. So now

(13:32):
you have people diving on the ground trying to grab
this turkey. He's gobbling and running. People are screaming, kids
are running, and they finally ended up catching the turkey
and he was peacefully escorted off the premises.

Speaker 5 (13:44):
Yeah, there is no diving capture a turkey that's too big.
It's going to do it exactly what it wants to.

Speaker 2 (13:50):
And turkeys have talents like on the top of their
feet or whatever, on the top of what are you
called birds claws claws, I guess on the top of
their and they will rip you up. They're crazy.

Speaker 3 (14:00):
I'm not mess.

Speaker 1 (14:00):
He was like breaking in there like my family in there.

Speaker 2 (14:05):
I'm looking for him forever, Richard.

Speaker 3 (14:09):
I love that.

Speaker 1 (14:10):
There's a turkey named Dick.

Speaker 2 (14:13):
Usually the roosters, no harm, no foul.

Speaker 3 (14:18):
Good job.

Speaker 1 (14:20):
Oh that is good.

Speaker 4 (14:22):
Do you think that the turkey was in the grocery
store and wanted to gobble up all the food?

Speaker 3 (14:25):
Yep?

Speaker 2 (14:27):
Have you ever had to chase a wild animal or
a pet or something out of cow? My grandpa used
to have cows get out of the pasture. We'd have
to chase those in that sucks here?

Speaker 4 (14:35):
Did you Every time I hear something about where you
grew up, it changes and it's bizarre. You're like, ah, yes,
it used to be raining in the Pacific Northwest all
the time. Then you're like, ah, yes, the pasture with
the cows, Yeah, it was great. Well, he would say
his Grandpa's fair. Everybody knows where Mount Saint Helens is.
I grew up at the base of Mount Saint Helens
in the mountains of Washington State. There you go, like

(14:56):
an hour outside of Portland. Okay, so you were never
city proper.

Speaker 2 (14:59):
No, but my Grandpa had a huge cow pasture. Say,
we would ride motorcycles in there. We would shoot each
other with babe guns all the things. We'd like huge
fires and throw big cans of gas on them, like
we're crazy.

Speaker 1 (15:09):
You shot each other.

Speaker 4 (15:10):
They missed some crucial areas. Maris, have you tried to
chase any animals?

Speaker 3 (15:14):
No?

Speaker 1 (15:15):
Absolutely right, You're a little too reasonable.

Speaker 5 (15:18):
I mean I will try to help somebody capture their
puppy if I know said dog.

Speaker 3 (15:23):
If I don't know this dog metaphor, I'm not touching
that dog. Oh sorry, he laid me.

Speaker 2 (15:29):
No, don't you have a what is a get go?

Speaker 3 (15:31):
It's a gutu?

Speaker 2 (15:31):
You ever had one of those get out? I bet
that's crazy.

Speaker 3 (15:34):
I mean, she stays in her ter aria, okay.

Speaker 2 (15:37):
But she's never snuck out and you had to go
find it.

Speaker 4 (15:39):
She went out of the streets giving people discounts of
car insurance.

Speaker 5 (15:42):
I wish I was cleaning her cage. So I went
to go grab her, and then she jumped on my
arm and before I could like grab her off.

Speaker 3 (15:49):
My forearm, she had jumped to my shoulder, and I
was like, I'm not playing this game anymore. So I
took her.

Speaker 5 (15:55):
I put her in her little side cage, and I
was like, you know what, next time I'm just gonna
trap you in your coconut and then put you in
your side cage when I have to clean you because
I don't want to jumping out and getting around the condo.

Speaker 3 (16:06):
Right. Coconut, She has a little coconut that she sleeps in.
Oh what's her name? By the way, Sissyphis.

Speaker 2 (16:12):
Stop it amazing.

Speaker 5 (16:15):
I'll post a picture of Sissyphis on social so you
guys can see her.

Speaker 4 (16:18):
I didn't realize that Sissyphis was a gender neutral name,
but I like it a lot.

Speaker 3 (16:22):
I made it ginger ginger nut, and.

Speaker 4 (16:27):
As we know from my dating history, of course, I've
chased animals.

Speaker 5 (16:30):
It's the Morning Robes Chicago Cross Station.

Speaker 2 (16:41):
Now here's a bit only plug wires.

Speaker 5 (16:44):
BI Popular Demand Kids Bop Live. It is a certified
pop tour, all going down at Credit Union one Amphitheater
on Friday, August fifteenth, and we have a pack of
tickets for you if you want to go. Ninety five

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fifty b collar ten. Why are you giggling?

Speaker 1 (17:10):
I just like that. You have to sound happy about
Kids Bop right now?

Speaker 4 (17:12):
When behind your eyes I can see it slowly killing you.

Speaker 2 (17:17):
The reason we talk about this is because it started
as a joke weeks ago, and so that's why we're
giving away children's concert tickets.

Speaker 1 (17:25):
There will be more kids Bob Periokey tomorrow.

Speaker 3 (17:28):
Yeah, we're gonna get it.

Speaker 1 (17:29):
We're gonna get it.

Speaker 4 (17:30):
Eighty four four ninety five, fifty b Collar ten Rock
ninety five five.

Speaker 3 (17:36):
Who's this job? Job?

Speaker 5 (17:39):
John?

Speaker 1 (17:40):
Buddy? How are you doing today? Man? So wonderful? Do
you have kids?

Speaker 3 (17:45):
John? A grand cook?

Speaker 1 (17:48):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (17:49):
There we go, all right, just making sure that this
is safe, you know, John, it's the world of large.

Speaker 3 (17:56):
We trust our listeners.

Speaker 5 (17:58):
We just want to make sure they're going to Kids
Bop with kids and not four other random adults.

Speaker 1 (18:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (18:04):
So, John, before we give you these tickets, I have
a very difficult question for you.

Speaker 3 (18:11):
Are you ready? Guza All right? John? Name a candy,
A candy, A candy.

Speaker 2 (18:23):
It could be one of them nickers.

Speaker 1 (18:28):
Not going anywhere for a walk.

Speaker 3 (18:30):
John, you are all set, my friend.

Speaker 5 (18:35):
You are going to Kids Bop Live Certified bo Tour.
That's all happening at Credit Union wont Amphitheater on Friday,
August fifteenth.

Speaker 3 (18:45):
And you mentioned your grandkids, right, yeah.

Speaker 1 (18:49):
You're taking them. We assume they're going to be so
stoked you.

Speaker 2 (18:55):
Oh, perfect.

Speaker 5 (18:56):
That is going to be an amazing night out with Grandpa.
Going to be in a amazing time indeed, and for everybody,
and I know everybody wants these kids.

Speaker 3 (19:05):
Bob tickets.

Speaker 5 (19:06):
Head on over to livenation dot com and get your
tickets today.

Speaker 6 (19:11):
Five ish things you almost certainly need to know.

Speaker 2 (19:14):
It's a hell of a community service.

Speaker 3 (19:16):
I'll tell you that much.

Speaker 1 (19:18):
I like that to tell us things.

Speaker 3 (19:20):
Oh you're welcome, tell me all the things.

Speaker 5 (19:22):
Starting with some sad news this morning, as Pope Francis
did pass away this morning at the age of eighty eight.
His last public appearance was for Easter Sunday blessings yesterday,
and he died this morning. He took over in March
of twenty thirteen, and Francis was known as being an
informal pope in his style and humble, humble beginner or

(19:45):
not beginnings, jeez, a humble miss, including including not living
in the papal apartments but instead in a modest guest house.
Francis will be the first pope since Pope Leo thirteenth
to be buried outside of the Vatican. He will be
laid to rest in a simple wooden casket in Rome,
Santa Maria my Maggiori Basilica.

Speaker 2 (20:08):
One thing I heard about when he was younger, he
used to take public transportation. I mean, he could have
taken a private car the whole time, but he would
always take public transportation. That's kind of cool.

Speaker 3 (20:15):
Yeah, so he's been humble from the start.

Speaker 2 (20:16):
A man of the people.

Speaker 4 (20:17):
Yes, I think we should check his grave on Tuesday,
make sure he's still in it. You're just saying for
following with the theme, it's possible if he's alive again
in three days.

Speaker 5 (20:25):
Very soon, Sam's Club is ditching there in person checkouts
for a cool little AI system.

Speaker 3 (20:32):
They'll be phasing it out at all six.

Speaker 5 (20:34):
Hundred locations and replacing it with scan and go just
walk out technology, So customers.

Speaker 3 (20:41):
All you have to do is scan your items while
you're walking.

Speaker 5 (20:43):
Through the store with the mobile app, and then AI
scanners will confirm you have everything in your cart that
you have on your app.

Speaker 2 (20:50):
Love Thank god.

Speaker 4 (20:51):
I was getting sick of the abundance of human interaction
these days.

Speaker 3 (20:55):
Michael, You're gonna hate this.

Speaker 5 (20:56):
Doctor Pepper is officially the most popular soda brand with teens.

Speaker 1 (21:00):
It's good.

Speaker 3 (21:02):
It's so good, it's so good.

Speaker 5 (21:04):
Something over six thousand gen zers were surveyed, and Doctor
Pepper beat out Coca Cola, Gatorade, and every other brand
that was on the survey.

Speaker 4 (21:14):
Yeah, because it has coke in it, you know, doesn't. Yeah, Well,
it's like it's like doing for The only term I
know is the suicide on this machine. Like when you
filled the cup with every single soda. That's basically what
Doctor Pepper is.

Speaker 3 (21:29):
That's just that changes everything.

Speaker 1 (21:30):
Feeling really good, Michael.

Speaker 3 (21:33):
Laundry pods.

Speaker 1 (21:34):
Wait that Wrigleyville donut.

Speaker 3 (21:35):
You told people it was good? Wasn't bad?

Speaker 1 (21:38):
I don't want to hear about it?

Speaker 2 (21:39):
A little hard?

Speaker 3 (21:40):
Wow, was it?

Speaker 5 (21:43):
Laundry pods helped a man rescue a raccoon with his
head trapped in a storm drained. The laundry pods were
greased along the animal's neck so that it could get
out of the drain. It only took about twenty minutes,
So just no butter, grease, laundry pod night, your head
stuck out of things.

Speaker 4 (22:01):
Back in my day, when we were done getting raccoons
out with laundry pods.

Speaker 1 (22:04):
We gave them to the teens to eat or the
tide pod thing. It was a dumb jump.

Speaker 3 (22:09):
Continue, thank you, yep.

Speaker 5 (22:11):
And finally, a man is arrested after handing an officer
a joint after being pulled over.

Speaker 3 (22:17):
For a traffic stop.

Speaker 5 (22:18):
And yes, this is probable cause when you do just
hand the officer the joint. Even though the officer did
smell the massive amounts of marijuana coming from the vehicle.
It led to a search that found one hundred and
twenty ecstasy pills, over three pounds of pure ecstasy MDMA,
around five pounds of psychedelic mushrooms, twelve pials of pure LSD,

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close to a half pounds of weed, and two digital scales.

Speaker 2 (22:45):
I guess you gotta have a scale it all.

Speaker 1 (22:48):
I'm saying, maybe the cop should have been a little cooler.
He was trying to share.

Speaker 3 (22:53):
No, you know, the cop did his job there.

Speaker 4 (22:56):
You know what drugs he didn't have? Meth, heroine, things
that kill people. Yeah, am I on the radio right
now defending a drug dealer?

Speaker 3 (23:04):
Yes, you are.

Speaker 5 (23:06):
The list of what you're gonna come up with is
shorter than what he had with. That's fair, But yes,
that is five things ladies and gentlemen.

Speaker 1 (23:14):
I feel educated.

Speaker 3 (23:15):
I love them.

Speaker 1 (23:16):
How do you feel, Michael A fantastic. I don't like that.
We gotta change something up. It's the morning Match. Pitch
ba bah Marigs tell us about movies.

Speaker 3 (23:30):
Yeah. So over the weekend I went to go see Centers.

Speaker 5 (23:35):
Oh good, Oh it's soastic movie. No, no, no, it's
the new Ryan Cougler movie. He's the director of Black
Panther Kill, The Black Panther Practice. It's starring Michael B.

Speaker 3 (23:49):
Jordan. He's playing a set of twins.

Speaker 1 (23:51):
I'm immediately interested to return.

Speaker 5 (23:53):
Home from Chicago to Mississippi to open a juke joint.
It's even a local tie in. Yeah, that's cool, very
local tie in. There's a lot of local references throughout
the movie. Hayley Steinfeld also stars in this movie. And
as they're opening a juke joint with their friends, happens
they run into a vampire.

Speaker 2 (24:12):
Oh okay, un ins out throw a vampire in.

Speaker 3 (24:15):
It's just so well done.

Speaker 2 (24:19):
I'm looking at Rotten Tomatoes right now, ninety eight percent certified.

Speaker 5 (24:25):
Indeed, it is an absolutely amazing movie. I went saw
it in Imax and it just enhanced everything because the soundtrack.

Speaker 3 (24:34):
The score just immerses you so.

Speaker 5 (24:37):
Deep into it is a lot of bluesy music.

Speaker 3 (24:41):
Oh yeah, I like it. Just soundtrack, it just set
the tone.

Speaker 2 (24:46):
Audience score Maras also certified fresh ninety seven percent. Yes,
that's incredible.

Speaker 1 (24:51):
And Michael B.

Speaker 4 (24:53):
Jordan is our Sydney Sweeney whose are.

Speaker 1 (24:57):
Females choking?

Speaker 5 (25:00):
I was joking, but yeah, And then like just watching
Michael B. Play both twins separately and having very different personalities.

Speaker 1 (25:10):
Oh wait a minute, there's two Michael B. Jordan's.

Speaker 3 (25:12):
Did you miss the part where I said he was
playing twins.

Speaker 1 (25:14):
I'm not great at listening.

Speaker 3 (25:15):
Okay, that's yeah.

Speaker 5 (25:18):
No, And kudos to him because obviously we've seen it
before where people play twins and it's just kind of like.

Speaker 3 (25:23):
That looks awkward. It was seamless.

Speaker 2 (25:25):
You better got paid twice for that.

Speaker 3 (25:27):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (25:28):
I'm sorry. You want me to play me twice? Give
me that money.

Speaker 5 (25:31):
And I think the one part of about the movie
that really captured.

Speaker 3 (25:34):
Me was the villain started making sense and it was
just like he's.

Speaker 5 (25:39):
Got great punts to him.

Speaker 1 (25:43):
Oh god, Maris, can we trust you to vote?

Speaker 4 (25:47):
No?

Speaker 5 (25:47):
Absolutely no, but no, absolutely amazing movie, like I said,
Chicago represented all throughout the movie, So.

Speaker 3 (25:55):
Go check it out. Go check it out. Thank you
for your time.

Speaker 2 (25:57):
I saw previews for that all weekend. I was like,
should I see it? Should I not see it? Now
I have to see it, so.

Speaker 5 (26:02):
I know some people were kind of hesitating because like, oh,
it's going to be gory, is it?

Speaker 3 (26:06):
Yes? Is it over the top? Absolutely not? Yeah? Right.

Speaker 5 (26:09):
The story takes over and does a much better job
of hiding a gore a.

Speaker 2 (26:12):
Ripper in fusion of masterpiece sorry, masterful visual storytelling and
toe tapping music. I like a good toe tapper.

Speaker 3 (26:21):
You want a good toe tapper? This is it for you.

Speaker 4 (26:23):
I like seeing Chicago movies also, Yeah, it just feels good.
It feels like we're part of something we are. It
feels like a photograph in time.

Speaker 1 (26:33):
If you will. Let's like the Dead record song. Yeah,
I'm talking ninety five.

Speaker 4 (26:39):
Hey, what's the guy doing on top of the flagpole?
And how did he get up there?

Speaker 3 (26:43):
Being uncomfortable?

Speaker 1 (26:44):
How's he staying up there?

Speaker 3 (26:46):
Oh no, no, I don't want to think about that.

Speaker 1 (26:48):
I want to think about it either.

Speaker 4 (26:49):
Hey boys, what do we got sport?

Speaker 3 (26:52):
Yay?

Speaker 2 (26:54):
That's what I like to think about all the time.

Speaker 5 (26:56):
You want me to start, because I know you're very
excited to talk about the cuffs.

Speaker 1 (27:00):
Go ahead, I was thinking about balls.

Speaker 3 (27:02):
That's right. Yes, actually that's valid for most men.

Speaker 1 (27:06):
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

Speaker 5 (27:07):
White Sox snapped a six game losing street by beating
in the Red Sox eight to three. Big comeback late
in the game. We love us as they scored six
runs over the last three innings of the game, and
they will be wrapping up their series in Boston today
with a ten ten start, which I was trying to

(27:28):
find out why it's.

Speaker 3 (27:29):
Just an early game.

Speaker 2 (27:30):
Yeah, I've never heard of a ten ten stamp.

Speaker 1 (27:33):
I love a brunch game.

Speaker 5 (27:34):
Yeah, it's like, we get to get done with the
show today and go watch the White Sox hopefully win
a second game before they head to Minnesota to start
the next series.

Speaker 2 (27:42):
I got a buddy who's you know, his whole life
came from Boston, Boston fan, and boy, those last ten
years they really had it. Good football team, Red Sox
kicking ass, and they all their teams suck. Now, Yeah,
it's amazing.

Speaker 5 (27:53):
It had to ebb and flow. It had to end
it sometime and I'm glad it did.

Speaker 2 (27:57):
I spent the whole weekend at Wrigley Field, which was awesome.

Speaker 4 (28:02):
Dear listener, you can't see him, but Mike he's in
here today with his Cubs jersey un He's got his
Cubs had.

Speaker 2 (28:08):
Hat right, I'll hit. The fever is spreading. I mean,
especially after that Friday game.

Speaker 1 (28:14):
We get this.

Speaker 2 (28:16):
Just in the seventh and eighth innings. There were six
home runs, two Grand slams, all four types of hits single, double, triple,
home run, and four different types of home runs solo,
two run, three run, and the Grand Slam. One of
the most incredible games I've ever seen, and a game
that made MLB history where the Cubs ended up coming

(28:38):
back and winning the game.

Speaker 3 (28:39):
Yeah. I was watching the stat tracker and I was
just like, something insane is that? And I was wondering
if you were there? And then I saw it and
I was like, oh, I'm so glad you were at that.

Speaker 2 (28:48):
I snuck out, man. I was like, you know, I'm
just gonna go. It was a long week, you know,
on Fridays, we're a little tired. But I went out there,
and I'm so glad I did, because right when I
walked into the bleachers the first Grand Slam got hit
and people are almost jumping out of the bleachers. They're
freaking out so much.

Speaker 1 (29:04):
You get eggs, toast, bacon, cash browns. I love a
Grand Slam. You're close, Maris. I miss sports stuff.

Speaker 3 (29:16):
But they lost yesterday.

Speaker 2 (29:18):
Yeah, they lost yesterday. I was at that one, two
extra innings. Just kind of a boring game yesterday. Also
rain to lay, rain to light, lightning, the whole thing.
It was just a long day out there at Wrigley.
But yeah, never a bad day at the ballpark.

Speaker 1 (29:30):
Let them play in the rain. You know they have
those white uniforms on. Oh, I want to see it happening.

Speaker 2 (29:36):
That's that's where you're going with this.

Speaker 4 (29:38):
You want to see ye did it rain on those
cubbies the uniforms transparent?

Speaker 3 (29:46):
That was the most male plot I've ever heard you have.

Speaker 1 (29:53):
Now here's a bit only.

Speaker 3 (29:58):
Yeah, we appreciate it.

Speaker 1 (29:59):
I did it.

Speaker 5 (30:01):
Pan Terra is coming July nineteenth to the Credit Union
one Amphitheater, and we have a pair of tickets ready.

Speaker 3 (30:10):
For you with Fun to the Head.

Speaker 5 (30:12):
It's the trivia game where we answer questions for you
to win tickets.

Speaker 3 (30:15):
If we get the questions wrong, we get shot with
a NERF gun. Yes.

Speaker 5 (30:19):
So if you want to join us in Fun to
the Head today eight four four ninety five fifty b
collar ten and we're going to get you to Pantera
hopefully fingers crossed. If we know what we're talking about,
how we're answering these questions, they get.

Speaker 1 (30:33):
You nine five five.

Speaker 2 (30:36):
Ninety five fifty and now Fun to the Head on rock.

Speaker 3 (30:43):
Yeah, don't worry. They're using nerve weapons, Honda. Are we
speaking with Mike?

Speaker 4 (30:50):
Yes, you are.

Speaker 3 (30:51):
What's going on, Mike, and welcome to Fun to the.

Speaker 1 (30:55):
Head money they got wait? I know how to do?

Speaker 3 (30:58):
Yes, guys, Hey, you're completing the quad this morning. It's Maris, Maria, Michael,
and Mark. Yeah, there is that one, Maria, that one.

Speaker 1 (31:11):
I actually don't know where it is show okay, okay.

Speaker 2 (31:13):
Yeah, Maria Maris switch spots to guess it didn't go
to radio school.

Speaker 3 (31:21):
She just flying the planet. I didn't.

Speaker 1 (31:23):
I did not go.

Speaker 5 (31:24):
And we're gonna land this one together. But Mike, you
have a very important decision. Who would you like to
answer questions for you?

Speaker 3 (31:31):
I e get shot with ner nerve darts today. All right,
I'm gonna have to go with you, brother.

Speaker 5 (31:40):
I mean, I appreciate that everybody is just actively like
I'm picking you, Mariss, but you're gonna get me the tickets.

Speaker 3 (31:46):
And that's why I don't want you to get shot
with a nerve dart.

Speaker 4 (31:49):
It does feel weird to shoot you today because I
am relying on you to get us through this show
since I'm running the board.

Speaker 1 (31:55):
It's not right, yeah, but I'm gonna do it anyway.

Speaker 3 (31:58):
Yeah, Yeah, you ready to Yeah? All right?

Speaker 2 (32:01):
Mike oh Man. Question number one. In the thirteenth century.

Speaker 3 (32:08):
What, oh, go ahead? I just I'm already blown off
this one.

Speaker 2 (32:13):
In the thirteenth century, the Church prohibited eating what during
Holy Week aka Easter.

Speaker 3 (32:23):
Meats no eggs?

Speaker 1 (32:26):
Come on, what.

Speaker 2 (32:29):
I would have known that at all?

Speaker 3 (32:30):
Mike? Did you know that one? No, I didn't know
that one. Oh I had no eggs? What.

Speaker 1 (32:36):
I don't know why I actually didn't know that.

Speaker 2 (32:39):
Okay, and I'm pretty.

Speaker 3 (32:40):
Catholic, Mike. Sorry for letting you down on that one.

Speaker 4 (32:45):
All right, yes, yes, Well on to the next question
number two.

Speaker 2 (32:50):
Michael B. Jordan played this and now question was written wrong.
Hang on, let me fix it. Ear in my head.
Michael b Jordan played this iconic villain in which Marvel movie.

Speaker 3 (33:01):
He played kill Monger in Black Panther.

Speaker 5 (33:04):
There we go, Yeah, yeah, I wasn't missing that one.

Speaker 1 (33:14):
Oh well, this is all right. Let's just do the
next question.

Speaker 2 (33:19):
Have fun, buddy, Pope Francis had many jobs before becoming
a pope. Oh what was his most insane job? In
Deep Cut?

Speaker 3 (33:29):
Same question?

Speaker 2 (33:31):
It is pretty insane, that is wild.

Speaker 4 (33:33):
This is more of a fun fact written in question
for him than it is question that you can get
a right answer.

Speaker 3 (33:38):
Do you have an idea because I'm going to get
something really dumb.

Speaker 1 (33:43):
Oh I don't have one for that.

Speaker 3 (33:45):
He was he a grosser, that's a good guess.

Speaker 2 (33:49):
But he was a nightclub bouncer.

Speaker 3 (33:52):
Whoa, that's a hard pivot, I know.

Speaker 1 (33:55):
I mean he's protecting the week, you know.

Speaker 2 (34:00):
Yeah, so we are. You've got one out of three.

Speaker 3 (34:03):
Yes, I gotta get these last two.

Speaker 1 (34:05):
You have to get the last two, which is not great.

Speaker 2 (34:08):
Here we go a number four. If a radio station
is operating without a broadcast license, what is it called?

Speaker 5 (34:17):
Oh no, oh no, without a broadcast license?

Speaker 1 (34:25):
I want to give you win so bad?

Speaker 3 (34:28):
Yeah you got.

Speaker 2 (34:35):
And it all comes down to this all right?

Speaker 3 (34:37):
Final question, Mike.

Speaker 1 (34:38):
How are you over there? Are you biting your nails?

Speaker 3 (34:42):
I'm sweating a little bit. Come on, I'm sorry for
making this suspenseful.

Speaker 2 (34:47):
Yeah, that Panterra show is going to be a great
one to be at too.

Speaker 3 (34:50):
I can get him there. One more question, okay.

Speaker 2 (34:53):
Question number five and your final chance. The Sears Tower
was renamed in twenty let's say two thousand.

Speaker 4 (35:03):
And nine, because it's in correct.

Speaker 2 (35:08):
What is it's new names?

Speaker 3 (35:09):
Us still willis to there you go.

Speaker 2 (35:11):
We got it. You're going to see pan.

Speaker 3 (35:13):
Terra bro lot No awesome night. Yeah, congrats Mike.

Speaker 1 (35:21):
How do you feel about it? Come on, then, are
you big panterrifan?

Speaker 3 (35:26):
I love Pantara.

Speaker 2 (35:27):
I never got to see him, always wanted to know
you do. Now I got the opportunity.

Speaker 3 (35:33):
Thank you guys.

Speaker 5 (35:34):
Yes, you will be in the building on July nineteenth
at Credit Union one Amphitheater.

Speaker 3 (35:39):
Mike, who are you going to take with you to
this one? You know what?

Speaker 5 (35:43):
Merrise.

Speaker 2 (35:44):
The last time I talked to you, I want my
Teleican tickets.

Speaker 3 (35:47):
They took my wife there you go take her again?
Nice date night?

Speaker 5 (35:53):
Oh and oh yeah, I'm glad you continue to win
with us here on the morning mash Fitt for everyone else.
So make sure you get your tickets at livenation dot
com and get ready because our main guy, Rocky has
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Speaker 1 (36:12):
And if you like Pantara, that makes you fan Tara.

Speaker 5 (36:14):
Okay, bye, It's time to dork out, dork it.

Speaker 3 (36:21):
Oh we're gonna dork that, we will. Michael, sir, it's
about a return. It's not Jar Jarbinks.

Speaker 5 (36:32):
Oh no, jar Jarbinks is not officially returning to Star Wars,
my favorite Star Wars.

Speaker 1 (36:38):
I know, but did you want to sneak in the impression?

Speaker 3 (36:40):
Now?

Speaker 1 (36:41):
You so wish I was coming back.

Speaker 5 (36:45):
Jesus Anakin Skywalker, I do know him. We'll be making
his return to a Sofa tar season too.

Speaker 1 (36:56):
Yes, I love the concept of a Star Wars.

Speaker 4 (37:00):
Every character is defined by their relationship to jar Jar Banks.

Speaker 5 (37:03):
Actually, for Michael and Star Wars, that works, right, it
really does, as long as he can track how jar
jar Binks knows this person. It's relevant.

Speaker 1 (37:10):
So to have character representation in the films that you watch.

Speaker 5 (37:13):
Over at the the big Star Wars celebration in Japan.
They had a slew of announcements and Hayden Christiansen was
there for his birthday, where it was announced that he
would be reprising his role as Anakin Skywalker alongside Rosario
Dawson in a SOCA season.

Speaker 4 (37:29):
Two shut up, Yes, I love that they're bringing Hayden
Christensen back.

Speaker 2 (37:34):
Yes, Ahska season two?

Speaker 3 (37:35):
Is that?

Speaker 2 (37:36):
Is it a TV show?

Speaker 1 (37:36):
Now?

Speaker 4 (37:37):
It is?

Speaker 5 (37:37):
There's a TV show that's spin off, Okay from the series.

Speaker 3 (37:42):
Jesus gonna keep it simple, Keep it simple.

Speaker 5 (37:45):
Basically in the events, Oh, is this after or before?

Speaker 2 (37:52):
Okay?

Speaker 5 (37:53):
There's events within Star Wars Land. I'm trying to place
it in the timeline.

Speaker 4 (37:57):
Soka is also what they call you if you're getting
a little elious in Utah.

Speaker 5 (38:05):
Explaining is the simplest way possible. It's an amazing series.
It's fantastic for the Star Wars nerds, and if you
want to get into it, it's absolutely amazing. They're also
are bringing back General Fraun, who's one of the new
batties that's been introduced into the Star Wars what and
he is just pure evil.

Speaker 4 (38:23):
My baddy, you mean villain and not like a hot
Star Wars character.

Speaker 1 (38:26):
I'm just making sure.

Speaker 2 (38:27):
Hey, I was confused about that too. I'm glad you
clarified now you said.

Speaker 3 (38:31):
Batty eight four ninety five fifty. If I say Batty,
I mean a bad guy guy Hotty.

Speaker 1 (38:40):
Eight four ninety five fifty text. And if it would
do something for you to see jar J. R. Banks
in a bikini.

Speaker 4 (38:47):
Granted they haven't started playing live shows yet either.

Speaker 1 (38:50):
So things might go downhill at that point, but right
now still pretty.

Speaker 3 (38:54):
It's very promising.

Speaker 1 (38:55):
We're looking forward to it.

Speaker 3 (38:56):
And I think the what they booked five shows was.

Speaker 1 (38:58):
It something like something small, something attainable, real.

Speaker 2 (39:02):
Anything after one is a risk, you know, we're all
just hoping to get past the first week.

Speaker 1 (39:06):
No kidding. It's the Morning Watchmen on Rock ninety five
to five. Mikey tell us how to be happy.

Speaker 2 (39:09):
I got a way for you to boost your happiness.
It's make your weekdays more fulfilling. Oh yeah, think about this,
wet many people, not just us, but we go through
the work week and we're like, just got to get
to the weekend. Just got to get to that weekend.

Speaker 3 (39:20):
Right.

Speaker 2 (39:21):
The idea is that we're not living in the present.
We're living in the future. You see what I'm saying.
So all these days that we have during the week,
we sort of go sit and watch TV or we
do something mindless. I do a lot of scrolling. Lately,
I'm trying to do less of that. The key the
doctor James Pauluski, the Professor of Practice and Director of
Education in the Positive Psychology Center at the University of Pennsylvania, says,

(39:43):
that's a.

Speaker 3 (39:45):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (39:45):
Is there an abbreviation never mind? Go on?

Speaker 2 (39:48):
Is to make your week days better? He says, do
things after work that you find fun. Be more active.
I was talking about this last week, like joining like
a soft ball Yeah, like a community softball league or something,
just something to get out be around people instead of
just staying at home and sitting on your screens.

Speaker 1 (40:06):
I wish it was more accessible.

Speaker 4 (40:07):
What was a thing to do during the week after
work that doesn't mess you up for the next day
and like ruin your sleep? But also like, isn't a
thing that takes that much work to go seek out
for us?

Speaker 5 (40:20):
I feel like it would have to be like a
knitting club, well, or like singo at the Senior Citizen
Home at like three pm.

Speaker 3 (40:28):
In the afternoon and hey, buddy, hey Joel hate de nies,
how you do it? And then we're done it five Yeah.

Speaker 1 (40:34):
Exactly, get to go to and then we could be
close knit.

Speaker 3 (40:38):
Hey.

Speaker 2 (40:39):
They also say like things like chess club, book club,
things that are a little more mellow too. It doesn't
necessarily have to be active. I just think for me,
that's what I would enjoy it.

Speaker 3 (40:47):
No, I will say.

Speaker 5 (40:48):
When I was playing softball, I was playing three times
a week.

Speaker 3 (40:51):
Oh wow, it was glorious.

Speaker 5 (40:53):
Yeah, get done with work, I think of like six,
get out to the field and.

Speaker 3 (40:57):
Play untill like ten at night. Sometimes.

Speaker 5 (40:59):
Obviously I was on a different schedule so I could
do that, but it was It was just a lot
of fun. You get to meet people, go hang out
at a bar before and after the game.

Speaker 3 (41:07):
Just it was good.

Speaker 2 (41:08):
I just can't do more things, right, I mean, I
feel like most of us feel that way, right.

Speaker 1 (41:12):
Yeah, Like I do work, that's the thing that I
do that day.

Speaker 4 (41:15):
I can't do things. I even have a hard time
going to the grocery store after work. We have a
fun job, you know what I mean, Like we're not
working hard.

Speaker 2 (41:23):
I think that if I was more active after work
and outgoing and doing something. I would be able to
do more things because I would feel more fulfilled and
therefore have more energy and sort of ambition and stuff
like that. But it's just how I think I feel.
But there you go. So the way to boost your
happiness is take advantage of your weekdays.

Speaker 4 (41:39):
Yes, yeah, I'm eight four four nine five fifty. Text
in if you have any ideas for what we could
do after work. It doesn't absolutely exhaust us. Please don't
let the song give you any ideas. Don't send us
any inappropriate text.

Speaker 3 (41:51):
I don't think they did till now.

Speaker 5 (41:54):
I really thought I knew something about life when this
song was on the Armor Getting soundtrack.

Speaker 3 (42:00):
Like, I don't know what I'm missing. Great, but I
don't want to miss a thing right now.

Speaker 5 (42:04):
It's ninety five minutes commercial free on the morning moch
bet Worth Rock Report from Michael to do it.

Speaker 2 (42:14):
People continuing to complain about Coachella.

Speaker 3 (42:17):
Yeah, that's gonna be a thing.

Speaker 2 (42:19):
Weekend number two apparently with worse than weekend number one,
with videos coming out of people crying in the campgrounds.

Speaker 3 (42:24):
Do they not fix it?

Speaker 2 (42:26):
No? No, I think what what it is is, it's
such an expensive festival for people now that most people
are financing their tickets or like buy now, pay later,
and then they get there they realize it's a nightmare.

Speaker 1 (42:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (42:37):
Some cool things happen though in the on the second weekend,
including Dave Grohl joining the La Philharmonic on stage to
play The Sky Is of Wonderland and ever Long Love.
That's a little hard to hear, but you can hear

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the violins.

Speaker 3 (43:05):
Oh my god, too cool.

Speaker 2 (43:07):
Right, Oh, that's so cool.

Speaker 3 (43:10):
That's I need that.

Speaker 5 (43:12):
And I know we have it coming with the Smashing
Pumpkins in November, and I need more.

Speaker 2 (43:16):
Yeah. Yeah, it's fun to hear something that you've heard
so many times just slightly different. It's pretty cool.

Speaker 4 (43:21):
Although I will say adding a brass section to a
song like ever Long that it's supposed to be this
very like haunting love tale of like possibly not permanent
love and just embracing the moment, and then it's like.

Speaker 2 (43:32):
Yeah, with heart exactly every Long, David. And in my
scrolling this weekend, I came across video from the drum
riser of slip Knots new drummer. It's been almost a
year since they now announced Elroy Casa Grande, the former
drummer for Sepultura as their new drummer. I just want

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you to play this for like, give me like twenty
seconds of it. Listen to this man play drums.

Speaker 3 (43:57):
Okay, Oh do you like commercial for music?

Speaker 1 (44:01):
I do.

Speaker 3 (44:02):
That's exactly what we do for.

Speaker 5 (44:04):
Ninety five minutes every day because we love you.

Speaker 4 (44:08):
And because we're rock ninety five five, we're in the
ninety five minute.

Speaker 3 (44:11):
We like a theme and it's a good way to
say thank you.

Speaker 1 (44:14):
It is.

Speaker 2 (44:15):
Look at the music too, that's coming up Van Halen
su Blind, Motley Crue, Trapped, Like, how fun is that?

Speaker 3 (44:20):
It's amazing.

Speaker 4 (44:20):
But before we get to that, we've got to go
through the news. But I don't want to get you
all down in the dumps with it. Sometimes as headlines
are brutal. Luckily the corporate shills had a genius idea
and they told me to just put a.

Speaker 1 (44:33):
Positive spin on it. Easy day, no problem. This is
bad news.

Speaker 4 (44:38):
Bears brothers stabbed in front of their dad in road
rage incident.

Speaker 3 (44:45):
Ah, that's terrible.

Speaker 1 (44:46):
We love a whole family affairs.

Speaker 4 (44:48):
Stay in the car keads so mutilated feral hogs found
at Florida subdivision.

Speaker 1 (44:55):
What's going on?

Speaker 4 (44:56):
What?

Speaker 2 (44:57):
Those hogs will mess things up?

Speaker 1 (45:00):
Mess the hogs up. They were mutilated, small.

Speaker 4 (45:03):
Plane hits power lines and crashes in Illinois's terrible, it's not.

Speaker 1 (45:10):
Great, but at least they were power lines.

Speaker 4 (45:13):
And finally, a truck hauling pastries catches fire on highway.

Speaker 3 (45:18):
No, not the doughnuts. Oh, I can't.

Speaker 4 (45:21):
I can't even keep the bad news bears cadence for
that one.

Speaker 1 (45:23):
That's serious, that's messed up.

Speaker 3 (45:26):
All of this hasn't been bad news.

Speaker 1 (45:29):
Bears. Gotta be field boys.

Speaker 3 (45:32):
That pastry won't hit me?

Speaker 1 (45:34):
Hit me too. I'm gonna hit me in the stomach,
right dude. Someone says something about girls. Hello, it's Maria Palmer,
resident girl.

Speaker 3 (45:44):
Thank you, unrecognended by being a resident girl.

Speaker 1 (45:46):
I like to consider myself a woman.

Speaker 4 (45:48):
But you know, anyway, I think Mike you talks about
the texts text time.

Speaker 2 (45:53):
You can get your text in at any time eight
four four fifty. We read them all in here and
some of them make it on the air. From the
two two four maris the Red Sox start time today
of ten ten is because of the Boston Marathon. Oh,
I didn't even cross my mind. Thank you for that.
I appreciate that.

Speaker 1 (46:10):
I like playing in Boston.

Speaker 2 (46:11):
Yes, okay, white socks are in Boston. Yeah, got it
from lou jar jar Binks in a bikini. Yes, that
would do something that would ruin my entire childhood. That's valid,
am I prove it giving a nerd news And really
I don't know a lot of Star Wars characters, but
I do know jar.

Speaker 5 (46:29):
Jar Binks, and we appreciate your nerd knowledge of jar
Jar Baks.

Speaker 2 (46:32):
Yes from the eight three too. I was never a
Stained fan when I was younger, but man, their music
resonates so much with me today. Thanks for playing them.

Speaker 3 (46:39):
Yeah, it's incredible. How like your taste change over time?

Speaker 2 (46:44):
Yeah, like they stayed the same, but I change.

Speaker 1 (46:46):
I personally am on the outside and I'm looking into
thank you.

Speaker 2 (46:51):
Where's the bell by the way, I don't know, I
don't know. Wait there you go, give it about Give
it a ding, Katie.

Speaker 3 (46:56):
Oh that's not it nice.

Speaker 2 (46:58):
Uh. We were talking about how in order to boost
your happiness, you need to use the time during the
week to do more fun things for yourself as opposed
to just looking to the future aka the weekend. That
sound exhausting, doesn't it.

Speaker 1 (47:11):
I don't want to do more stuff.

Speaker 2 (47:12):
Big Cat says, softballs for suckers, get loaded after work?
All right, some would say that's a sport too. Here first, kids,
speaking of we asked you, what are your after work activities?
My buddy Jason says, Hello, three, eating Dorito's, watching people
sit on a bench, reading comic books, and explaining life
to Michael. All right, vibe and from the four six

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to nine Good Morning moshpit. I saw Maria's video yesterday.
I hope she gets the help she needs. You did
put a lot into that.

Speaker 5 (47:48):
I have a question, yeah, because I was left a
little confused.

Speaker 3 (47:52):
Yeah, man, who won the war?

Speaker 4 (47:56):
So the peeps won ultimately, but really there was so
much carnage that no one truly won, got it? But
in the end, the big Peep, the Little peep, and
the little bunny got to enjoy the spoils of the
eggs because they were the only people that truly showed
empathy throughout the entire battle.

Speaker 3 (48:12):
Got it?

Speaker 2 (48:13):
If you consist through. If you want to watch, it's
up now on our social media that morning.

Speaker 1 (48:21):
But it's valid. I hate it so much.

Speaker 2 (48:24):
Text us anytime it's for fifty.

Speaker 1 (48:28):
The unforgiven number two.

Speaker 3 (48:33):
Get it, I get it.

Speaker 1 (48:34):
It's like a nun like it's number two.

Speaker 3 (48:37):
That's the poop number. Thank you for explaining.

Speaker 1 (48:40):
Its morning mosh pit on Rocky ninety five to five.

Speaker 3 (48:42):
Time, been a day you explain a joke. It makes
my day.

Speaker 4 (48:45):
Yeah, it makes jokes funnier. I read that somewhere, does it?

Speaker 3 (48:49):
Yeah? Okay?

Speaker 1 (48:50):
I think like Second City gives that tip out.

Speaker 2 (48:54):
You know what, when you tell a joke, they stop
afterwards and explain it and beat it into the ground
and make sure that understand Yeah, speaking of.

Speaker 1 (49:01):
Beating it into the ground.

Speaker 5 (49:03):
Excuse me, okay, I'm proud of you today, Maria. Yeah,
first day behind the board. Yeah, did a great job.

Speaker 1 (49:14):
Yeah yeah, yeah. You know what, I don't like extra work.

Speaker 2 (49:19):
What people don't realize this is super difficult to sit
back there and have nine thousand buttons in front of you.
You're literally flying a plane. And Maris, by the way,
credit to you. You have to keep a conversation going,
you have to know where it's going next. You have
to be and then be interesting.

Speaker 3 (49:35):
I'm exhausted at the end of show.

Speaker 1 (49:37):
I bet most importantly, what we learned.

Speaker 3 (49:39):
Today, what did we learn today is.

Speaker 4 (49:41):
That I hold the power and that means forcing you
to listen to songs.

Speaker 1 (49:45):
And I don't know, maybe you don't really want to listen,
but you're gonna, you're gonna.

Speaker 2 (49:49):
Do love this song everything.

Speaker 1 (49:53):
It's gonna be all right every day by now.