Drum Rolls & Red Flags: The Weirdest Morning Yet!

Today on The Morning Mosh Pit, we’re cranking up the volume and the weirdness!

Foo Fighters and Nine Inch Nails just swapped drummers—no, seriously.

Paramore’s Haley Williams is dropping new music.

We’ll hit you with five quick stories to wake up your brain, and talk about instant deal-breakers on dating apps (you know the ones: holding fish or still living with mom).

It’s Thirstday too—so what are you drinking tonight?

Yeah, that kind. As always, it’s loud, loose, and probably a little inappropriate.

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
It's something unpredictable, but in the end it's right. I
don't like that Green Days calling me an it, but
I'll take it.

Speaker 2 (00:11):
What good running. My name is Maria Palmer.

Speaker 3 (00:23):
Michael. Ladies and gentlemen. If there are two people that
come up missing, happen to have a breakthrown through their face.

Speaker 1 (00:44):
Hey, Luke comes in headlighting Lalla tonight and I'm going Thursday.

Speaker 2 (00:48):
So what a good song. I'm not even a country
music guy, but I like that song. I'm just not
a country music Yeah, so all day, you know what
we're gonna be doing. Hold on what we're gonna do?

Speaker 3 (00:58):
Give me a moment, Hey.

Speaker 1 (00:59):
What are we gonna do?

Speaker 3 (01:05):
Somebody get my bail money?

Speaker 2 (01:09):
I got three dollars.

Speaker 3 (01:10):
Okay. So we're watching Fox right now, and there are
gate crashers already in line to get in at Lollapalooza,
and I absolutely love the excitement.

Speaker 2 (01:20):
Yeah, they want to be upfront for Lookecomb's.

Speaker 3 (01:22):
Oh damn it early off? Want to.

Speaker 2 (01:31):
Oh good, it's not the right spot. Also, by the way,
cage is the elephant today. Yeah, can we get a
cage song cued up? Ain't no rest for the wicked,
you know, something fun that we all love. Real quick,
tell me what's coming up on the show today. Yeah,
my show.

Speaker 3 (01:51):
We're going to be talking about a whole lot of
things like fun to the head. We'll see there in
Daughtry tickets.

Speaker 2 (01:57):
Oh nice.

Speaker 3 (01:58):
There's a lot of trades in bas spalled yesterday. Some
teams got better, some teams cut a lot of future options.
I'm going to talk about, obviously, Lollapalooza. That's the big
story in the room. And you ready, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
there we dope.

Speaker 2 (02:22):
What's troubling you? Has beer broken your heart?

Speaker 3 (02:26):
I think the mostit might be two people to that.
And now w C HI Weather with Michael weather Man.
Great career choice. Mike, what's the weather like today? I
see what you're doing and I have turned your mic off. Michael.
I am not were you. I need you. I need

(02:48):
you to do the weather. Michael. Okay, I'm going to
play your weatherbed and I need you to do to weather.
The people need to know. Okay, can we agree? Can
your head not? So we're on the same page.

Speaker 2 (03:07):
Wow, I don't think I've ever had my mic turned off.
I was like, is it broken? That was my first
thought was what's going off.

Speaker 3 (03:14):
It wasn't turned off. I never turned it off, Michael,
because I saw your posture in with your laptop.

Speaker 2 (03:21):
Oh my god, I didn't say I like it a lot.
Let me tell you a kickoff day for Lollapalooza.

Speaker 3 (03:26):
Today and uh oh, my goodness.

Speaker 2 (03:29):
One thing that will not happen to you tonight is
long neck ice cold beer will not break your heart.
Weather's gonna be good today, though we do have a
little bit. If you've been outside this morning, it's windy.
The wind is blowing wild fire smoke down. So even
though it's gonna be a sunnyday, it's gonna a little hazy.
But hi's in the upper seventies, like seventy seven, seventy
eight hazy.

Speaker 1 (03:49):
You're saying hazy, hazy, like like an iba, like a.

Speaker 3 (03:54):
A beer for nine ninety five fifty. We're taking rookies
off the street. If you've always wanted and had a
dream of being on the radio, today is your shot.

Speaker 2 (04:10):
That is literally what someone said when I was sitting
in a college parking lot before I ever started in radio,
and I went, yeah, I'll go do that, and I
went down and got on the radio.

Speaker 3 (04:22):
That's awesome, because we're about to segue somebody's life today,
somebody career. We're gonna get their career going, because I'm
not gonna do this all day. Yeah you are? I
could no. I mean it is six ten, it is sixteen.

(04:42):
Jerry Clark Junior, the amazing guitarist but also a hat
connoisseur like myself. I haven't seen him. I want to say.
It's a wide brim hat. It's not a cowboy hat.
It's just big.

Speaker 2 (04:55):
Yeah, like the lumineer's hat.

Speaker 3 (04:56):
Sure, can I rock it? Could I do it?

Speaker 1 (05:00):
You could do whatever you want. Are you kidding with
your confidence? Absolutely? That's what it's about. You can literally
wear whatever.

Speaker 3 (05:06):
I got a I need a hat dealer because I
like I like my baseball caps. But sometimes you want
to step out and just be sexy so much.

Speaker 1 (05:13):
I'm going good chew a top hat. Yeah, you gotta
look like the Monopoly guy.

Speaker 3 (05:20):
Okay, I heard it. All right, We're going to transition
over here to Michael. Michael, what's going on?

Speaker 2 (05:24):
If you were wearing the right kind of hat, Maris,
you could go check out Luke Holmes tonight at.

Speaker 3 (05:35):
Not wearing a cowboy that's going to see.

Speaker 1 (05:38):
What if I brought one, would you wear it? But
I would bring one for you. I'd go through all
that effort.

Speaker 3 (05:44):
Yep.

Speaker 2 (05:45):
Oh, hey, I've been trying to figure out when cag
the Elephant is playing tonight. It's six forty five at
the bud Light Stage. I said, anybody was wondering.

Speaker 3 (05:52):
Very good.

Speaker 2 (05:53):
Luke Holme's going to close it out though, phenomenal artist.
You know, even if you're not a huge country fan,
you could always just it down with it. I mean,
I'm so excited Maris to hang out.

Speaker 3 (06:08):
You're getting caught up on all things. And we've only
been on the show for twenty five.

Speaker 2 (06:13):
It's we've been firing it a lot.

Speaker 3 (06:15):
They are excited about Luke Combs. I am not.

Speaker 2 (06:19):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (06:20):
I respect Luke Combs. Amazing. You do what you're doing,
sound like.

Speaker 1 (06:24):
It, But if you're listening, it sounds like Maris is
breaking your heart.

Speaker 3 (06:28):
You know what, two out of three that's a D
in most schools, so it's a passing grade. So the
morning moshpit approves of Luke Combs. But yeah, I just
I will be elsewhere at LOLLA.

Speaker 2 (06:40):
You're not gonna come out and hang and have a
drink with me.

Speaker 3 (06:43):
I will have a drink with you.

Speaker 2 (06:44):
Yeah, that's what I'm saying. It's gonna be a.

Speaker 3 (06:53):
In case you did it.

Speaker 4 (06:54):
No.

Speaker 3 (06:54):
Actually, new to Lollapaluz this year. You can buy four packs.
Oh really, Oh that's great to stand in line. Don't
have to stand in line. You can get anted up.
It's not going to be super hot, so your beers
won't get too warm. Your beer's coming cans here, so
there's no long neck option that is available. And also
for the Marias of the world, you can get a
caraffe of wine if you like to sip and be fans.

Speaker 5 (07:16):
Sometimes you can get cans Margarita's let's.

Speaker 3 (07:18):
Go if I see to Margarita Maria, Oh she's coming out,
I'm putting out an APB.

Speaker 2 (07:24):
I don't think tonight.

Speaker 6 (07:26):
She's not coming out tonight to Margarita Maria though at
corn absolutely, yeah, we're doing Maybe.

Speaker 2 (07:32):
You would want to have a couple of beers tonight.

Speaker 1 (07:34):
Maybe, And in this moment, I would like to shout
out our corporate child, James, who is going to yell
at us for this? Oh?

Speaker 2 (07:44):
No, I'm playing And am I gonna get in trouble? Yeah?
All right, so we got food Fighters news.

Speaker 3 (07:51):
I would also like to reference you bear it the
most important rock news we have. It's just a music
day ninety seconds. So let's get it.

Speaker 2 (08:03):
X Foo Fighters drummer Josh Freeze rejoins nine inch Nails
and on the flip side, X nine inch Nails drummer
Ian Rubin has joined the Food Fighters.

Speaker 3 (08:13):
I'm sorry, Michael, Michael, we did that wrong. Let's let's
let's try that again. Hold on, okay, I like the
sounder there, My god, you're welcome. Breaking news out of
the rock and roll universe. X Foo Fighters drummer Josh
Freeze rejoins nine inch Nails as X nine inch Nails

(08:34):
drummer uh Ian Rubin joins.

Speaker 2 (08:40):
Something about the name, you know what it is? They
spell it I L A N and that was confusing
me a little bit. I didn't know I L is
an E sound ian Yeah, so I had to like
look it up.

Speaker 3 (08:53):
The nuts a little trouble, gotcha. You know it doesn't double.

Speaker 6 (08:57):
Now we're gonna.

Speaker 3 (09:00):
Okay, okay, okay, okay, So here's what's happening the rest
of the day. You hear that right, You know what
that is? Right? Okay? So yes, the funeral was yesterday
really over over sound, disrespect, the disrespect.

Speaker 2 (09:26):
Wow, you think that wouldn't like Luke Combe I did.

Speaker 3 (09:30):
I did not say that. I just want to sit
and live in this war Pigs moment right now. And
you guys want to talk about beer.

Speaker 1 (09:38):
Come on, live in a war Pigs moment. You're going
to say that at this point in time, at the
stay of the world, Old tone, deaf butter, the.

Speaker 3 (09:47):
Disrespect is Wow cold. One of the greatest songs by
Black Sound Yeah on Rock.

Speaker 4 (09:59):
Five is things you almost certainly need to know.

Speaker 3 (10:06):
It's time. Let's get to them. Let's severe. Turbulence has
landed twenty five people in the hospital after a Delta
flight on its way to Amsterdam from Salt Lake City
experienced a big issue while in air. They had to
divert to Minneapolis. They did land safely, but twenty five
people having to go to the hospital after turbulence.

Speaker 2 (10:28):
Yeah, that's crazy.

Speaker 3 (10:29):
Break your heart. Yeah, and it was two hundred and
seventy Unlike Recee's and Oreo have collapsed to give us
the greatest candy cookie combos. Now there's two Oreo, Recei's
cookies and the Rece's Oreo cup. I'm trying both when

(10:54):
they come out this fall. Yeah. Wait, it's like point.

Speaker 2 (10:57):
First the crab out of it.

Speaker 3 (10:58):
I'm gonna do it sober, I'm gonna do it. High
Florida man is accused of stealing Smokey the Bear signs,
which is illegal because that is state property. And why
did he get caught? You say he was selling them
on the Facebook marketplace.

Speaker 2 (11:17):
That's hilarious, very.

Speaker 3 (11:19):
Easy to track yourself back. Now, how much would you
pay for a Smokey the Bear sign? Fifty fifty dollars?

Speaker 2 (11:25):
Yeah, do fifty? What's the sign? If you have a picture?
Doesn't I have? You can prevent forest fire, I have words.
Michael would go on.

Speaker 3 (11:33):
Thousand dollars nineteen hundred is what he was charging.

Speaker 2 (11:37):
Oh, no world, bessing when I said a thousand dollars,
I'm gonna pay for one at all? In no world.

Speaker 3 (11:43):
If you're drinking high noon, you might have got an
interesting surprise trying to enjoy your high noon Beach Variety
twelve pack as a case of mislabeling, has led to
some high nooners getting Celsius astro Vibe energy drinks or
sparkling b raz addition, you got an energy drink, but

(12:05):
you didn't get what you were asking for. Nobody has
reported any illnesses. But if you did end up getting
a mix up with your high nuons, heinun just asked
you to reach out and let them know.

Speaker 2 (12:15):
Imagine wanting a heuon at the end of your day
just to relax.

Speaker 3 (12:18):
Oh yeah, turned on Celsius. Celsius absolutely noting and not
on my bingo card. For twenty twenty five or radioactive
wasps were found in South Carolina. They made it. It
was yeah, oh wow, interesting.

Speaker 1 (12:34):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (12:35):
They made a nest at a radioactive site called Savannah
River Site. They're not a danger because they typically don't
fly over five hundred feet away, and they just got
contaminated from some radioactive material that was left over at
the site. They killed them. They killed all of the
insects to make sure we don't get a new breed

(12:55):
of super wasp species, which I don't want to see.
Radioactive wasps. Yeah, but what we did learn today.

Speaker 1 (13:02):
Our next superhero. It's like they don't even want.

Speaker 3 (13:07):
I hate you so much because you know exactly how
it works, and you know, I want spider powers, I
want a sting.

Speaker 2 (13:17):
I hardly know her. Look at this photograph.

Speaker 1 (13:22):
Rock songs and photographs. We love it on the morning
five five mares.

Speaker 3 (13:29):
There are certain things that we don't love, Like there
are deal breakers that we all have built in us
when we're talking to somebody on the dating app. Specifically
of course BuzzFeed has an article and it's all hush
bash as I like, so I'm just gonna I'm just
gonna talk to my people in a room. Maria and Michael,
what are some very specific deal breakers that you have

(13:51):
as you're if you're in a dating scene.

Speaker 2 (13:54):
Well, I'm not.

Speaker 3 (13:55):
That's why I say. That's why I phrase, you.

Speaker 1 (13:59):
Know, I first of all, if you got weird pictures
and I'm not even starting, you know, it's not gonna happen.
If you're zoomed in't too close on your face.

Speaker 3 (14:08):
So that was that was one of the things that
was listed, is just using your photos to try to
draw attention without using any words.

Speaker 1 (14:16):
Yeah, but also when you have like conflicting things on
your profile, like like yeah, I want kids in marriage
and also I'm looking for something casual.

Speaker 2 (14:25):
What do you want? You don't know what you want?
How about you, Mikey, Well, like a no go if
I'm scrolling like, I got nothing else.

Speaker 3 (14:37):
So if in her profile she is like Eddie Vedder
might be the worst. I hate pearl Ja. That's a problem.
You'd be okay, well that's a problem for me.

Speaker 2 (14:47):
Is that a problem? Or would you not just walk
around your house playing parlture?

Speaker 3 (14:55):
You just speaking better?

Speaker 2 (14:56):
Right, Eddie? Better than that?

Speaker 3 (14:59):
I think he pictures tell me that. Maybe.

Speaker 2 (15:02):
Listen, I'm a pretty digital person. Yeah, if you if
you have crappy pictures, it's always wild together.

Speaker 3 (15:08):
I understand what we look like in early MySpace, but
in the year of Our Lord twenty twenty five, we
have the technology look like a potato.

Speaker 2 (15:16):
What about filters? Is that about an I assume everyone
uses filters at this point, and so I assume that
everyone's going to be a little more wrinkly when you
meet him in real life.

Speaker 3 (15:26):
I mean, yeah, so one of the big things for
me is nerd hate Okay. There they'll be.

Speaker 4 (15:30):
Women who will be like if he plays video games,
if he collects Pokemon, if he puts together Lego stats like.

Speaker 3 (15:39):
And I'm just like, why why what?

Speaker 7 (15:41):
What?

Speaker 3 (15:42):
What did they did you say that? Oh? I've seen
it all the time. Really, Yeah, and it is in
clear marking. I don't want to date a child. I
don't know children, And I'm just like, you're just that's boring, Yeah,
that's boring.

Speaker 2 (15:56):
Like actually, you know what I just realized. My real
one is.

Speaker 1 (15:59):
It was if they give any criteria for swipe left,
if shut up, you're dating app.

Speaker 2 (16:04):
You're not picky, get out.

Speaker 5 (16:08):
Slip swipe left, if you I don't know, don't like this,
or if you say these things like no, shut up.

Speaker 3 (16:14):
Yeah, as we are all in that situation, A four,
go ahead? What's something else on that list for me?

Speaker 2 (16:19):
Or no?

Speaker 3 (16:20):
On the didn't have a list of sorts?

Speaker 2 (16:23):
What they say? Would they say? Would they say.

Speaker 3 (16:25):
Looking for my future ex wife listed in the profile? Well, yeah,
from the guy, I guess I read that in the
wrong tone. I'm sorry, We'll be a chick. It's twenty
twenty five. I hate profiles with picks where the person
is giving the middle finger. Oh, I know. One that
comes up for a lot of women is guys holding
fish for some reason, although I.

Speaker 6 (16:46):
Have seen it done ironically, we're every single photo he
was holding and I was like, I'm kind of into you.
You got me hook line and sinker on that line said.

Speaker 2 (17:04):
Look at this photograph.

Speaker 1 (17:07):
Rock songs and photographs, we love it on the morning
five mares.

Speaker 3 (17:14):
There are certain things that we don't love, Like there
are deal breakers that we all have built in us
when we're talking to somebody on the dating app. Specifically
of course BuzzFeed has an article and it's all hush bashas.
I like the point, so I'm just gonna I'm just
gonna talk to my people in a room. Maria and Michael,
what are some very specific deal breakers that you have

(17:36):
as you're if you're in a dating scene.

Speaker 2 (17:39):
Well, I'm not.

Speaker 3 (17:40):
That's why I say. That's why you.

Speaker 1 (17:43):
Know, I first of all, if you got weird pictures
and I'm not even starting, you know, it's not gonna happen.
If you're zoomed in't too close on your face.

Speaker 3 (17:52):
So that was that was one of the things that
was listed, is just using your photos to try to
draw attention without using any words.

Speaker 1 (18:01):
Yeah, but also when you have like conflicting things on
your profile, like yeah, I want kids in marriage and
also I'm looking for something casual.

Speaker 2 (18:10):
What do you want? You don't know what you want? Yeah,
how about you, Mikey.

Speaker 3 (18:15):
Well, like a no go if I'm scrolling, I guess like.

Speaker 2 (18:18):
I got nothing down.

Speaker 3 (18:22):
So if in her profile she is like Eddie Vedder
might be the worst. Oh well, I hate pearl Ja.
That's a problem. You'd be okay, well that's a problem
for me.

Speaker 2 (18:32):
Is that a problem? Or would you not just walk
around your house playing cultures?

Speaker 3 (18:40):
You're just speaking better? Right?

Speaker 8 (18:42):
It?

Speaker 2 (18:42):
Eddie better than that. I think fuzzy pictures tell me that.

Speaker 3 (18:46):
Maybe.

Speaker 2 (18:47):
Listen, I'm a pretty digital person. Yeah, if you have
crappy pictures, it's always wild together.

Speaker 3 (18:53):
I understand what we look like in early MySpace, but
in the year of Our Lord twenty twenty five, we
have the technology a potato.

Speaker 2 (19:01):
What about filters? Is that about an I assume everyone
uses filters at this point, and so I assume that
everyone's going to be a little more wrinkly when you
meet him in real life.

Speaker 3 (19:11):
I mean, yeah, so one of the big things for
me is nerd hate Okay. There there'll be women who
will be like.

Speaker 4 (19:16):
If he plays video games, if he collects Pokemon, if
he puts together lego stats like.

Speaker 3 (19:24):
And I'm just like, why, why what? What? What did
they did you say that? I've seen it all the
time really yeah, and it is in clear marking. I
don't want to date a child. I don't know children,
And I'm just like, you're just that's boring, Yeah, that's boring.

Speaker 2 (19:40):
Like actually, you know what I just realized.

Speaker 1 (19:42):
My real one is if they give any criteria for
swipe left, if shut up dating app, you're not picky.

Speaker 5 (19:50):
Get out slip swipe left, if you I don't know,
don't like this, or if you say these things like no,
shut up.

Speaker 3 (19:59):
Yeah, as we are all in that situation. Eight four,
go ahead, what's something else on that list for me?
Or no? On the didn't a list of sorts?

Speaker 2 (20:08):
Would they say? Would they say?

Speaker 3 (20:09):
Would they say looking for my future ex wife listed
in the profile?

Speaker 9 (20:14):
Well?

Speaker 3 (20:14):
Yeah, from the guy, I guess I read that in
the wrong tone.

Speaker 2 (20:16):
I'm sorry, you'll be a chick. It's twenty five.

Speaker 3 (20:21):
I hate profiles with picks where the person is giving
the middle finger. Oh. I know. One that comes up
for a lot of women is guys holding fish for some.

Speaker 6 (20:29):
Reason, although I have seen it done ironically with every
single photo. He was holding the fitch and I was like, yeah,
I'm kind of into you. You got me hook line
and sinker on that line.

Speaker 1 (20:49):
We are twelve days a week from the Lincoln Park
taking United Center.

Speaker 2 (20:54):
Oh yeah, buddy, that's less than two weeks.

Speaker 3 (20:57):
Oh, I know, I gotta find but I have a
few accounts because of work, so I specifically put those
in my personal account, so I didn't like accidentally go
Bill from Hensdale and then I never hear from Bill
from Hensdale ever. Again he's sitting in my seats, suck anywhere?

Speaker 2 (21:24):
What's cracking?

Speaker 3 (21:25):
You know what today?

Speaker 9 (21:26):
Is?

Speaker 2 (21:28):
It just so happens.

Speaker 3 (21:30):
I know where you're going. Okay, But the other thing
that's happening other things today?

Speaker 2 (21:34):
Oh yeah that thing.

Speaker 3 (21:39):
We're finally here.

Speaker 1 (21:41):
And I.

Speaker 2 (21:43):
Did the oldest Lucombs yeahs headlining today. Did you know
that a new Cage was playing today? I did not
know about Luke Combs. Yes, Luke Combs is playing today. Anyway,
were you going very interesting?

Speaker 3 (21:55):
I did the oldest thing possible. I tend to get
new shoes for lat of so I was like, oh,
let me get some Vans this time.

Speaker 2 (22:03):
Oh.

Speaker 3 (22:03):
I found the Vans with the extra soft end soul.

Speaker 1 (22:06):
I was gonna say, Vans, they're not going to protect
your pizza.

Speaker 3 (22:09):
They got the extra I've been walking on clouds all morning.
We're gonna be set this weekend. Yeah, Pump pump, once.

Speaker 2 (22:17):
You get that doctors in there.

Speaker 3 (22:19):
Oh yeah. So what are you most excited about for
Lollapalooza this year? Corn? Corn? Well, why it was Corn?

Speaker 2 (22:29):
And then I saw that KG Elephant is playing at
six forty five today. That's really exciting but also a
headliner tonight. If you haven't been here all morning, we've
been torturing Marason.

Speaker 3 (22:47):
So I'm most excited about Chattown. Yeah, because there are
so many different restaurants from around the city, and the
big part about it for me is that you cannot
get to all the area is around the city, but
when you're in one spot four days straight, you get
to try a little bit of a lot.

Speaker 2 (23:05):
Of bit No, a little bit of a lot of
bit I see what I did.

Speaker 3 (23:09):
There, You're welcome. So yeah, I'm gonna be rummaging through
chow Town like a buffet, just spending money because it's
it's a great opportunity to try a lot of great
restaurants around the city in one place.

Speaker 2 (23:20):
I have an image in my head.

Speaker 1 (23:22):
Yes, did you ever see the cartoon movie of Charlotte's Web?

Speaker 3 (23:26):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (23:27):
And you know after the fair when they do the
shark as bark as Barge is born and.

Speaker 6 (23:32):
They're going they're getting all the food off the ground afterwards.

Speaker 2 (23:35):
That's us in chow town, and it's a cheap way
to do it.

Speaker 3 (23:40):
Money, Michael. See in Chicago's doghouse, you might get a
hot dog. Oh, let's go.

Speaker 2 (23:45):
I guess I gotta do a dog do a lot
of dog review. I'll do one too. I'll go rate
the feet.

Speaker 3 (23:51):
There you go.

Speaker 2 (23:51):
That's funny actually, because them now aren't quite right.

Speaker 3 (23:59):
Those corns.

Speaker 6 (24:04):
Not the corn I came for, but the corn I'm
gonna consume.

Speaker 3 (24:10):
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to your prize. You get them wrong. We get shot
with nerve dards, but if you don't know, you take
one of us hostage and we can offer an answer.
It's either gonna be right I'm wrong. We'll see what happens.

(24:54):
I think it's Michael's turn. No, you don't want to
pick me as your No?

Speaker 2 (25:00):
You do? You do? You do?

Speaker 3 (25:02):
You do? Yeah, it's been a minute, Michael, that's all right.

Speaker 2 (25:04):
I mean you can gamble if you really don't want
to go to the show. Could I may miss him?

Speaker 3 (25:09):
That is very valid. Do you want to gamble with Michael?
Do you want to gamble with Marie? Or do you
want to gamble with myself? You gotta be called ten
before you can do that. Eight four four ninety five
fifty and now Fun to the Head on Rock. Yeah,
don't worry. They're using nerve weapons. Are we speaking of
to truck Caroly?

Speaker 1 (25:30):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (25:31):
You are? What Ken? How you doing?

Speaker 7 (25:33):
I'm doing great this morning? Guys?

Speaker 3 (25:35):
How about you love to hear We're doing fantastic. Welcome
to Fun to the Head. This is the trivia game
where you answer questions, you get them wrong, we get
shot with a nerve dart, but you also get to
take one of us hostage to provide you a save.
Maybe as we'll be able to answer the question if
you don't know, now, Ken, first thing we need from
you is who are you taking as your hostage today?

Speaker 7 (25:57):
I am gonna take Maria.

Speaker 2 (26:00):
Okay, can you believe it?

Speaker 3 (26:04):
Actually? You? What like the pain? So? Yeah, this is birthday.
Ken's doing you a solid favor here in some ways. Yeah, Michael,
you got me, baby, Yeah, I'm ready. Let's do it.
I'm definitely ready.

Speaker 2 (26:20):
Okay, all right, Maria? Yeah, question no, No, it's Ken.

Speaker 3 (26:26):
I'm making sure you're ready.

Speaker 2 (26:28):
Yeah, I'm rest in case he needs help. No, you know,
I'm ready, Kennethy, Here we go. Describe the drink that
never broke Luke Combe's heart.

Speaker 3 (26:38):
What are you doing? Thank you?

Speaker 7 (26:47):
We're coming right off the street. I need.

Speaker 2 (26:51):
Oh, you need a save.

Speaker 3 (26:53):
What did you need to save?

Speaker 1 (26:56):
Is that would be a long neck ice cold beer.

Speaker 2 (27:06):
Yeah, that never broke Lukecomb's's heart out. But I got
a right I know you did.

Speaker 3 (27:11):
It was it was justified.

Speaker 2 (27:12):
Okay. I can't wait to see you tonight at the
Lukecombe Show.

Speaker 3 (27:16):
Maries. Question two. All right, here we go.

Speaker 2 (27:20):
All right, so he's got one. Then she's very familiar
with this. You don't get another save it though?

Speaker 3 (27:27):
Man, Okay, but you got this.

Speaker 2 (27:29):
Ken which bands drummer lost his arm and continued performing
with a custom kit.

Speaker 7 (27:38):
That would be.

Speaker 3 (27:41):
Look at him? Hell yeah, Well, Kennethy.

Speaker 7 (27:44):
I know who they are?

Speaker 3 (27:47):
Valid, Ellen. I like the way you think. Let's get
Let's get Kenney's tickets. What's question three? All right, Kenneth,
here we go.

Speaker 2 (27:56):
What's the name of the largest ocean on Earth?

Speaker 7 (28:04):
I'm gonna go.

Speaker 1 (28:08):
Five?

Speaker 3 (28:09):
Four three? Two?

Speaker 2 (28:13):
Oh my god, that is correct, Keennsylvania?

Speaker 3 (28:17):
Here, Ken, well done? Yeah, you score tickets to see
see either Dadgery and p O d at Byline Bank
Aragon in a ballroom on November six. That's gonna be
one hell of a show, Ken. Indeed, So after said show,
are you gonna make some money and make some vehicles

(28:38):
disappear that are parked illegally around the Aragon ballroom?

Speaker 7 (28:42):
I think I would have had a few too many cocktails.

Speaker 3 (28:46):
So everybody going to the show you are safe from Ken.
But I can't make promises for today. Who are you
gonna take to the show with you?

Speaker 7 (28:54):
Oh? My beautiful wife?

Speaker 3 (28:55):
Oh, what's what's your wife's name? Rachel show? You're going
to see see there at Daughtry and Pod and for
everyone else, go ahead and get your tickets at ticketmaster
dot com. All thanks to our friends at Live Nation.

Speaker 2 (29:11):
Kennard you were lovely. A night of Melancholy and the
infinite sadness going on at the Lyric Opera.

Speaker 3 (29:21):
Oh though, cause your lead up to every break you're
so beautiful.

Speaker 2 (29:27):
I just have my mouth wide open so I could
talk quick. Night of melancholy sadness going on. It's actually
five nights November twenty first through November thirtieth, Billy Corkan
and the An Orchestra performing It's Gonna Be a Cool Thing.
Tickets available up now at Lyricopera dot org.

Speaker 1 (29:45):
And to take a page from Michael's book, and it's
rock on five Thursday.

Speaker 10 (29:52):
It's rock ninety five five Thursday, boy, but we're not
at it up r yep. The best way to enjoined
Thursday collection my listing on the app. I forgot to
tell you one way thinking on what you barner a drink?

Speaker 2 (30:06):
You guys ever been to a laundra bar?

Speaker 3 (30:09):
Huh?

Speaker 2 (30:10):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (30:10):
Apparently they've been around for like ever, but now we're
seeing an uptick in laundromat bars.

Speaker 3 (30:16):
It would force me to do my laundry outside of
my condo.

Speaker 1 (30:19):
It's all funny games until you put bleach in your colors.
I had a couple of cocktails too many.

Speaker 2 (30:24):
What a good idea when I was living in Seattle,
ideas laundry mat and I would love something to do there,
right into the mic, just burping right into the mic.

Speaker 3 (30:33):
Yeah, shame on you guys.

Speaker 2 (30:43):
Yeah, you're waisted. I'd never get out of there, Like
four hours would go by. I'd leave my clothes, just
walk out.

Speaker 3 (30:51):
There's always like that meet cute situation where you're like,
you you bump into somebody while you're both washing you
underworms you were.

Speaker 1 (31:01):
And the standards are on the ground, so you'd be like,
oh my god, they actually do their laundry.

Speaker 3 (31:05):
It was like, oh my god, that's such a smart way.
And then you're drunk, so.

Speaker 2 (31:08):
And then you're drunk. People be shagging. They're getting drunk
at the laundry Matt. Luckily, they could just clean their clothes,
no problem. She was just getting the laundry out of
the dryer. I can all this spot cleaning.

Speaker 3 (31:24):
There's a video where a movie about this on the internet. Yeah,
that's yep, there is.

Speaker 1 (31:31):
Usually I skipped the intrust. Just get right to the
rent cycle. Why is she always stuck in the dryer? No,
give her a sheet?

Speaker 3 (31:49):
So we need to do a thirst day at one
of these laundry bars.

Speaker 2 (31:54):
Oh my god, yes, are there some in Chicago. I
guess we're going to find a really fun Oh my god,
a laundra bar in Chicago for Thursday Live. Honestly, I
just need my laundry done.

Speaker 1 (32:05):
And as we know, our next Thursday Live is going
to be at Microphone Brewing. We're not gonna tell you
any edging. It will be on a Thursday, a Thursday,
but we don't tell you until two weeks out, so
we can't tell you this week.

Speaker 2 (32:18):
Wow, there's your hint. Oh oh, could could we make
drinks at this laundry mat? Are like the Todd tide
Pod Martini?

Speaker 1 (32:27):
Yes immediately, Yes, you've heard of fabrics, I get ready
Fabrics stifferent r.

Speaker 2 (32:36):
You can hear every live show from the Dark Matter
tour at nugs dot net. Pearl Jamas teamed up with them,
so if you wanted to go back and check out
both Wrigley shows, you could do that or any other one.
We are Rock ninety five five, Chicago's rock station.

Speaker 3 (32:49):
In the morning, match.

Speaker 2 (32:50):
Pit is on how many times have you listened to
the Wrigley shows?

Speaker 7 (32:53):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (32:53):
About three to each each one? Damn Yeah, I'm impressed.
Keep talking in the first one. You are truly super fan.
Oh dude, you have no idea. Oh we know.

Speaker 2 (33:02):
Let me tell you how much I love I can.

Speaker 3 (33:05):
Be quick about it. I can't be quick. We got
a story to talk about because we're not going to
take time away from our queen. Here she is Hailey Williams.

Speaker 1 (33:16):
Oh Williams, if you're feeling okay.

Speaker 3 (33:22):
So she a beautiful marketing stunt. She released new music
and put it up on her website and it was
there for twenty four hours and by the time me
and my old phone over here figured out what was happening,
it was too late. If you go to her website
right now, Hailey Williams dot net, it just says thank you.
So we missed out on a great opportunity, seventeen new songs,

(33:44):
and miss Williams, I am about to follow your company,
good Die Young a hair dye company. Yeah, amazing branding name.
I'm following because that is how her fans got the
sixteen digit code to get in to listen to the
seven new.

Speaker 2 (34:00):
Tracks, and everybody who got to listen is buzzing' oh,
it just buzzing. She's back with the mustard hair like.
That was part of a video where she played part
of one of the new songs that showed her like
doing her hair with the her like mustard colored hairs.

Speaker 3 (34:16):
Back. You're talking mustard, yes, the color. I thought you
were mentioning she put mustard in her.

Speaker 2 (34:21):
No, sorry, I do my fault. I went around because
I couldn't find any of these songs online. I don't
know if it also good job on her. I just
grub the internet from it and continue to build the anticipation.

Speaker 3 (34:33):
Because miss Haley, don't I just like this this tweet
from Rose Color.

Speaker 2 (34:38):
At Rose Color, she says, Hailey Williams writing a love
song about antidepressants, turning it into one of the best
songs I've ever heard, randomly dropping a CD into a
radio station and then staying completely silent on social Media's
very Hailey Williams of her. Yes, I like her talking
about a love song about antidepressants is an interesting concept.

Speaker 1 (34:57):
I think she's an email singer. Yeah, that's par for
the course. Yeah, yeah, we like that. We like to
destigmatize actually getting help rebrains like I don't know, complaining
about it and making everyone else's problem around you reach.

Speaker 3 (35:11):
I just I want to release date. I want to
release release. I want to know when we're all going
to get But she took it down. Well, we were
like a full release. This was like aation break for
that one. Buddy back to it.

Speaker 1 (35:31):
I will say, it is interesting that the internet is
not forever anymore.

Speaker 2 (35:36):
There are ways to scrub it. Like that music got
out and we can't find it now.

Speaker 3 (35:40):
Good on her.

Speaker 2 (35:45):
If you want to check out a great podcast, it
is up now. We got the whole Rock ninety five
to five crew together and did a big Remembering Ozzie podcast. Yeah,
you can find it anywhere you listen to your podcast
or just go on YouTube. You can actually watch it now.
It's Rock nine five Top five a podcast.

Speaker 3 (36:01):
I heard. There's a very beautiful Clinger appearance during this podcast.

Speaker 2 (36:08):
So we set up cameras in the studio and there's
like one microphone that it doesn't have a camera on it,
and Clinger walks over and he's just using that one
and we're like for like ten camera. So when I
was making the video, I had to make Ai clinger.
It looks like a little South Park character. Hilarious. But
the podcast is very good. We cover a bunch of
our favorite Aussie songs and moments and the Big Final

(36:28):
Show and all that Rock ninety five five, Chicago's.

Speaker 1 (36:31):
Rock station, and we always have so much fun. We're
all in a room together even right now.

Speaker 3 (36:35):
This is fun? Can you fun? Can you lead into
this differently? Because I feel like you're gonna tear me down?
It's Lola Day? How could you not have fun?

Speaker 2 (36:43):
Yeah, I'll lead into it differently.

Speaker 1 (36:45):
So can we agree that newsheadlines are essentially just like
all of the worst words that they could think of
to trigger you into clicking that link and getting their
views right. They're objectively terrible, damn it? Well, the corporate
chills me to just.

Speaker 3 (37:00):
Put a positive spot on.

Speaker 2 (37:02):
How bad can it be? And that's the game I
like to play with bad news.

Speaker 1 (37:07):
Bears child drowns after carbon monoxide exposure.

Speaker 3 (37:15):
Wait wait wait, wait, wait, wait, together.

Speaker 2 (37:18):
Who's to say that's evil?

Speaker 1 (37:21):
It's man electrocuted while trimming.

Speaker 2 (37:25):
Branches to clean up the yard. Got a line, not
the bushes, got.

Speaker 1 (37:34):
Janitor charged with sex abuse. Fourth victim talks lean up
after yourself, buddy.

Speaker 2 (37:41):
Lean up bill.

Speaker 3 (37:41):
Four. I don't like where this is going.

Speaker 1 (37:44):
And finally man arrested after stealing mail from churches.

Speaker 2 (37:50):
Not the church mail.

Speaker 3 (37:51):
You know what we ended on a fairly innocent Sorry.

Speaker 2 (37:54):
I am you're just stealing from churches.

Speaker 1 (37:56):
All of this is just bad news good news.

Speaker 3 (38:02):
Yeah, trade trades are popping all over to MLB. We're
talking sports next. Oh, we're talking sports next.

Speaker 7 (38:08):
A right.

Speaker 1 (38:12):
Sublime, which, as we know on the morning marsh Pit
means below line, boys, what are we doing sports?

Speaker 2 (38:23):
Okay, so we felt the same way there. But what
it was good? It just was very off guard. Just
not everything can be a home run. I'm sorry, I'm
not on guard speaking gotcha.

Speaker 3 (38:37):
Speaking of home runs. Imagine you're in the major leagues,
you hit your first home run and you're traded next day.

Speaker 2 (38:45):
Yeah, that would suck.

Speaker 3 (38:46):
Austin Slater Welcome to the Yankees, as the White Sox
sent him over to the Yankees for their number seventeenth
ranked Minor league picture. He's a left hander named Gauge Zeal.
Sorry if I messed up, but hey, get some young
talent over there on the South Side. I'm not mad
about it. I don't know enough about Gage to really

(39:07):
say what's going on.

Speaker 2 (39:09):
I said that sucks to get traded, but he went
from the White Sox to the Yankees, so kind.

Speaker 3 (39:14):
Of an upgrade.

Speaker 2 (39:15):
Yeah, Cubbies stock in pictures too. Right handed pitcher Mike
Soroka is head of to Chicago in a trade with
the Washington Nationals. And also they actually traded away two prospects,
outfielder Christian Franklin and infielder Ronnie Cruz to the Nationals
in return. And they are also picking up veteran reliever

(39:35):
Andrew Kitterdo from the Baltimore Orioles.

Speaker 3 (39:39):
That is a name.

Speaker 2 (39:39):
Yeah. He is two and two with a three point
five six ERA and hole and seven holds for the
Orioles this season across thirty one appearances.

Speaker 3 (39:48):
So two other big trades that happened yesterday as a
trade deadline ends at five Central time today. The Mariners
got Eugenius Wore as a big bat.

Speaker 2 (39:56):
Yeah, they're making a huge deal out of that trade. Oh,
I'm seeing everywhere.

Speaker 3 (40:00):
The Mariners offense is I know, stacked now, wouldn't you agree?

Speaker 2 (40:05):
Maria yep, stacked one on top of the other.

Speaker 3 (40:09):
And then the Philly has got some help in their
bullpen with Johan Durhan.

Speaker 2 (40:14):
I'd like to point out that the Cubbies took one
from the Brewers yesterday.

Speaker 3 (40:17):
Ten two three, ten to three.

Speaker 11 (40:22):
What they took Michael bush What kicked off the game
with the leadoff solo Homer what Pa went three for four, scoring.

Speaker 2 (40:33):
Twice and delivering the go ahead RBI double. The third day,
he scored twice. Oh, Kyle Tucker a two run double,
ouch and Ian happenas prize pinch hit at bat in
the nine punch day solo home run to cap the
score in good times. Cubbies off today, White Sox off today.

(40:54):
Comes back tomorrow against Baltimore game time one twenty and
White Sox back against the Angels in California tomorrow, game
time one or no, it's all late game eight thirty
for us.

Speaker 3 (41:04):
Oh yeah, yeah, you're gonna miss it because of Lala.
But there's other fantastic news. Maria. You're gonna be excited
about this.

Speaker 2 (41:11):
What is it.

Speaker 3 (41:14):
Football?

Speaker 8 (41:15):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (41:15):
I'm pumped it like the.

Speaker 3 (41:19):
Hall of Fame game is tonight.

Speaker 2 (41:21):
Oh boy.

Speaker 3 (41:22):
The kickoff to the preseason. I know the games mean
hogwash and nothing else except making sure that the starters
get rested at this point in time, but we got
football back. Chargers and Lions are playing in Canton, Ohio
tonight just the reason I won't be seeing Luke Combs
what I'm sorry, Maren, I will be skipping Luke Combs

(41:45):
to watch football tonight after KG Elephant has done at Lollapalooza.

Speaker 1 (41:48):
I lived in Canton, Ohio for like eight months. Is
like the worst eight months of my life.

Speaker 3 (41:52):
But there's the football all fame of ras during COVID.

Speaker 2 (41:57):
Never favorite stuck in camp during COVID. Can you pulled
music down for just a second. I'm sorry. That's where
I'll be tonight after Cage the Elephant. I'm just gonna
stick around. Someone's gonna Luke his Combs.

Speaker 3 (42:19):
Luke's it doesn't work like no, it got worse. Oh
cook his loams.

Speaker 2 (42:26):
Oh couck his loans.

Speaker 3 (42:29):
You're not getting points for this.

Speaker 2 (42:31):
He's righting the loams.

Speaker 3 (42:32):
Sorry.

Speaker 1 (42:35):
Okay, this is an exclusive on the Morning Lash bit
information you're only gonna hear on Rock ninety five to five.

Speaker 2 (42:41):
But bon Jovi is actually not a cowboy what is he?
He's a rock star. They're like totally different jobs.

Speaker 3 (42:50):
That's crazy. It's also not wanted.

Speaker 2 (42:56):
A lot of stolen valor going on. I got a
cool list here. It's five fast food items that professional
chefs love.

Speaker 9 (43:07):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (43:07):
I'm a food guy. I like food.

Speaker 2 (43:09):
I'm interested in eating good food. I'm interested in what
the best fast food is. And I have a lot
of respect for people who spend their whole lives cooking,
making food, growing coming up in restaurants make it just
like the bear to show the bear. Yeah, so I'm
always interested what they say. The best things are number
five on the list in and Out cheeseburgers. The ingredients
are fresh, and they say it's a solid burger overall.

Speaker 3 (43:30):
Okay. They also live in California where they have access
to in and out, which is fine because they can
experience it. I had in and out so drunk, I
don't remember what it tastes like.

Speaker 2 (43:39):
I'm sick of her from in and out. It's not
that good. Number four KFC's chicken sandwich. Yeah, they say
the professional chef that listed it to a professional chefs
that listed it said they were working on a fried
chicken concept and tested out every sandwich they could find,
and KFC was their favorite. Yes, I can vie with that. Yes,

(43:59):
number three. I don't even know if there's a real
food McNuggets from McDonald McDonald's chicken McNuggets were back in
the day. Didn't you see the pink thing? Wasn't there
like a or that Maybe that was burger king or something.
But they say even fast food or even food snobs
love chicken McNuggets.

Speaker 3 (44:15):
They are good food and wine.

Speaker 2 (44:17):
Linked to a recent article on how elevated nuggets have
become a thing and a handful of fine dining restaurants
elevated nuggets. You have a little jelly you put on them,
with a little I don't need your elitist nuggets. I'm
Mickey De's.

Speaker 3 (44:31):
So here's the conversation that always happens. Nuggets over strips
or strips over nuggets.

Speaker 2 (44:37):
Oh oh oh, I need more food, so I like
the big strips.

Speaker 1 (44:41):
It depends on what's happening that day. Why am I
getting nuggets or why am I getting strips? I want strips.
If I'm out, I'd say, allla palooza in Childtown. I
don't want to sit there and dip nuggets. But I
want some chicken, and I want some breading with it.
But from sitting down and chilled and have myself a
littlelunchy lunch, you have some nuggs.

Speaker 3 (45:01):
I'm a saucy guy, so get that. The more, the
more sauce I can apply, the better. So it's strips
all day, damn right.

Speaker 2 (45:09):
Five fast food items Professional chefs love Number two, The
possible you shoot me with a nerve gun whopper. A
lot of chefs are vegetarians, Higgins, they say that is
the that is the best vegetarian option.

Speaker 1 (45:22):
I am not a chef in any way, jape or form.
I can't cook worth the damn but it is shockingly.

Speaker 3 (45:28):
Good that beyond I lost the frame.

Speaker 2 (45:31):
Okay, one more time.

Speaker 3 (45:32):
The broiling process that they use it burger flame broiled.

Speaker 2 (45:37):
From frame to boy. Even when I drive past the
Burger King, I'm like, like that flame broil.

Speaker 1 (45:43):
I burger king far too often. That Whopper Jr. Is
just the perfect.

Speaker 2 (45:46):
Size numberame broil number one is actually a big deal.
I mean, we talk a lot about food on this show.
We talk about what the best food is. On this show,
we talk about you know, and more than anything, what
do we talk about chicken. Yeah, what's the best chicken?

Speaker 3 (46:01):
Number one on the list. Don't you dare?

Speaker 2 (46:03):
Five fast food items professional chefs.

Speaker 3 (46:06):
This entire radio station upside down. If you say what
I think you're about to say, Popeyes fried chicken. Okay,
I agree with that. Yeah, I agree with that. You've
baited me. These are the thing. These are These are
the big guy pop Popeyes is top tier, chicken, seasoning, flavors, variety.
I just and that chicken sandwich is top tier. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (46:28):
They say three different chefs had it on their list.
One of them said, quote, I've never considered Popeyes to
be fast food. To me, it's a fried chicken restaurant
that's so good.

Speaker 3 (46:38):
And for anybody who's ever been to Popeyes, it is
not fast food. It is order and sit and wait.
But you're gonna get some fresh.

Speaker 2 (46:45):
Food and then take a nap after.

Speaker 3 (46:46):
Oh my god, that nap is so good.

Speaker 2 (46:49):
I'm just thinking maybe you could have I don't know,
a beer afterwards.

Speaker 1 (46:57):
Sorry, you can hit them if you want to do.

Speaker 3 (47:02):
I would like to do something for the people. Since
Michael is just at my nerves right now. Ninety five
minutes Commercial Free is next and we're talking more Thursday
here on Rock ninety five five.

Speaker 7 (47:19):
Rock ninety five five.

Speaker 2 (47:21):
She gotoes rock stage in the morning, March pitt is on.
My name is Michael Ah Marrors, and.

Speaker 1 (47:26):
I'm Maria Palmer, and I am the writer of this
very annoying jingle.

Speaker 2 (47:30):
It's Thursday. It's wrong ninety five five Thursday. We're not
at it a bar?

Speaker 10 (47:37):
The best way to enjoined Thursday f listing. Yeah, we
gotta tell you one way. Thank god, what you bordered
a drink?

Speaker 1 (47:47):
We're going to be ordering many things to drink at
La La pauluas up.

Speaker 3 (47:51):
So a lot of people have asked about to Margarita. Maria. Yeah,
and this happened a few years.

Speaker 1 (47:59):
Ago because I was like, really, well, no, the first
time you've ever experienced me drinking was that Christmas party.

Speaker 3 (48:05):
We weren't counting drinks that day.

Speaker 2 (48:07):
We were not.

Speaker 3 (48:10):
But as we know, Lollapalooza has a lot of great sponsors,
and one of their sponsors happened to be a canned
Margarita drink. We absolutely enjoyed that. Well, boys, I.

Speaker 1 (48:23):
Feel like I owe an explanation because people keep asking
what's what's too Margerite is Maria. Let me explain, as
you know from hanging out with me every morning, and
thank you for that.

Speaker 2 (48:33):
I love we love our company so much.

Speaker 3 (48:35):
Thanks for being here.

Speaker 1 (48:36):
I don't have a lot of a filter anyway in
my normal day to day life, but there is a
little bit of one. I do care about people, and
I don't want to hurt people's feelings, and I want
them to like.

Speaker 2 (48:48):
Me, and I'm wanted whatever.

Speaker 6 (48:50):
And when I am too, margariteas Maria, that filter's gone.
Whatever f's I may give when I am sober no
longer exist, and I'll just I just go.

Speaker 2 (49:01):
So that's what that is.

Speaker 1 (49:02):
But also in my defense, I was in my twenties
and now I'm in my thirties.

Speaker 2 (49:06):
I'm older, I'm wiser.

Speaker 3 (49:07):
Let's just say it was two years I had a little.

Speaker 1 (49:09):
More of a tolerant. It was more than two years ago.
It was like three or four at this point. Damn yeah,
dog huh yeah.

Speaker 2 (49:16):
So stop holding it over my head.

Speaker 3 (49:18):
I'm changed. I'm not holding it over your head. It's
just a moment in time where I can we can
all call to multiple Margarita person because you weren't the
only one. No, like, we have a team that's backstage
and when we're at Lollaplou's and Michael, we're excited to
bring you in and lump you into all of the
shenanigans that happened backstage at Lollapalooza. But everybody had their

(49:40):
specific number. Yeah, for Margarita.

Speaker 2 (49:43):
Time, mine was two. I like that yesterday Marisco's. I
haven't done this before, but I just got to tell you,
don't screw around. You know, I found the drink I
want when I go out tonight for Luke Holmes go
on and KG Elephant heos Lala lemonade. You can get
a single Laura double.

Speaker 3 (50:03):
Baby, a double I'm playing around. Treat yourself.

Speaker 2 (50:09):
They also have stuff like the Bacardi Peanut Coalala.

Speaker 1 (50:13):
Oh that's fun if you liking your colalss Yeah.

Speaker 3 (50:17):
There you go. Oh yeah right now.

Speaker 2 (50:20):
So there's lots of cool like different specialty drinks for
the festival, different stuff like that. Everything from Martinez is
the beer, you name it.

Speaker 3 (50:28):
And the new fun part this year is you can
buy a full beers at a time.

Speaker 2 (50:32):
Oh so you don't gonna go wait in line after
you down one? You know what I'm gonna getacull me.

Speaker 3 (50:43):
Never broke my Heart's true though, listeners, you can't see
the disgust on my face right now, but it is discussed.

Speaker 2 (50:51):
Hey, don't forget. You can always leave walkie talkbacks for
us here in the studio.

Speaker 3 (50:56):
Hit the microphone button on the iHeartRadio app.

Speaker 2 (50:59):
If you have anything you want to say or sing
or maybe play a song.

Speaker 3 (51:02):
Don't listen to this anything. Don't listen to things that
didn't break your heart.

Speaker 1 (51:05):
Well, tell your children nuts all ve notably, no apostrophe
in that title.

Speaker 2 (51:13):
It is not the bells of Hell. It is multiple
hells and multiple bells.

Speaker 3 (51:17):
Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (51:18):
And don't you dare even insinuate that maybe rock song
titles just aren't grammatically correct.

Speaker 2 (51:23):
I won't have it. S Mornamas been on Rock ninety
five to five.

Speaker 3 (51:27):
It's a wrinkle in my brain.

Speaker 1 (51:28):
You're welcome, Mikerock, and boy do we have something today?

Speaker 2 (51:34):
Boy Boy put this well, we'll get to the breaking
news in a second.

Speaker 7 (51:37):
Hair.

Speaker 2 (51:38):
I want to cover Ozzy's funeral procession yesterday. Yeah, it
all went down. I went back watching videos. We posted
a bunch of stuff over at Rock ninety five to
five on the website. On our Instagram all that stuff
you can see pictures and videos, but pretty cool. A
huge turnout for Ozzie's funeral procession procession in his hometown
in England. Hearset carrying Ozziy's coffin had purple flower arrangements
that spelled out Ozzy in the window. I remember us

(51:58):
trying to explain that yesterday, did you see it? Yeah,
Black Sabbath at the Black Sabbath bench. Sharon exited her
vehicle and made her way to the memorial with the
support of her kids. She actually had to be held
up at one point because she was so emotional. I
you know it maybe can I be honest? It made
me cry a little bit. Oh yeah, like seeing even

(52:19):
just the still shot of her out there and knowing
like there were moments on the Osbourne Show where she
would be like my office, Like you knew that there
was just that love. It's incredible love they had.

Speaker 3 (52:30):
There was there was a photo of just Sharon by herself,
and that got me. But then they switched to the
kids standing around her in support and all of them
have the same face and I was just like I there.

Speaker 1 (52:42):
And then she was sobbing and put the peace sign
up that was tough.

Speaker 2 (52:46):
Too, so a number of artists were out there as well.
Metallica was there, a number of other rock artists attending,
and just kind of a somber day out there in England,
remembering the legend Ozzy Osbom.

Speaker 3 (53:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (53:03):
But breaking news, let's get into it. We got breaking
news music, Yeah, breaking news this morning. The Food Fighters
and Nine Inch Nails have swapped drummers and what we
could call a trade. That's right, Josh Freeze going over
to nine inch Nails and our man Ian Reuben heading

(53:26):
on over to the Food Fighters. All right, that's pretty easy,
ye swap them.

Speaker 3 (53:30):
It's like you want to, I'll take him, all right? Cool.

Speaker 2 (53:35):
You know what's weird? I've seen the Food Fighters like
three times. I actually watched their Lalla performance they the
other day just on YouTube.

Speaker 3 (53:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (53:42):
When I saw them with Hell what's his name?

Speaker 3 (53:45):
He passed away. I'm blanking Hawkins.

Speaker 2 (53:47):
Yeah, Taylor Hawkins.

Speaker 3 (53:48):
Great.

Speaker 2 (53:49):
When I saw them with Josh.

Speaker 3 (53:51):
Yeah, that's so great.

Speaker 2 (53:52):
Well, I just didn't seem to have the same vibe.

Speaker 3 (53:55):
So of course, the biggest thing that I remember from
Taylor and Dave on stage, they go back and back. Yeah,
just like what we're doing here, just having fun. Yeah,
whatever it was, if he missed a drum beat or
he missed whatever it was, they were having fun together.
They fed off of each other, and then you just

(54:16):
take that away and it was just Dave by himself essentially.
I'm hoping to switch here.

Speaker 2 (54:21):
The trade, so to speak, will allow the fun to
come back a bit. Maybe Dave can get on the
same page as Ian Rubin and get to rock in
a little bit more. But yeah, breaking news. Food Fighters
now have a drummer. Nine inch nails ready to go.
You probably see Josh Frees playing with the Foo Fighters at.

Speaker 3 (54:36):
The United Center nine inch nails. I'm sorry, I'm all
mixed up. Nine inch nails at the United Center, which
to be cool.

Speaker 2 (54:43):
Indeed, find out everything you need all the rock News
concert calendar and more at Rock nine to five five do.

Speaker 8 (54:58):
So.

Speaker 2 (54:59):
Last year, I drove into town to move here on
the night of Lollapalooza that Blink was playing. As I
drove into town, I got stuck in Laura Whacker. GPS
went off.

Speaker 3 (55:11):
Oh that's terrible. I had to get my car parked.

Speaker 2 (55:13):
I had to find the place we were staying while
the streets were packed with people. A great show to
close out Lollapalooza last year. But Blink's always fun. I'm
surprised that your GPS took you to Laura Whacker. Well,
I think traffic was so bad into town.

Speaker 3 (55:27):
Oh, you were trying to get to your permanent place, right,
no temporary?

Speaker 2 (55:33):
Oh, because I was putting a temporary place for a
month when I first moved here.

Speaker 3 (55:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (55:35):
But dude, it's been like a year, Like it's almost
been a year to the day.

Speaker 3 (55:38):
Your anniversary is coming up. What're two weeks away?

Speaker 1 (55:41):
Way?

Speaker 3 (55:43):
What a fun how you're doing it? It has been
an insane year. Indeed.

Speaker 2 (55:47):
Honestly, I can't tell you how happy I am to
just be here and do this on a great station
with the great people. You know, some some people who
show up on time when you're.

Speaker 3 (55:58):
Thank you, Maria Raised Books. So nice of you to
just jump in in the middle of Michael telling us
this lovely story about him being here for a year
and it's his anniversary, his Lala versary.

Speaker 1 (56:11):
If you will lack neon dream it just down't on
me the bars and there's.

Speaker 3 (56:24):
Never broke my.

Speaker 2 (56:27):
Continue Mickey, it's time for it was a war.

Speaker 3 (56:33):
There is a war actively about to happen in this studio, Yes,
if it is the inevitable comb of a loop. One
more time, flip this place from the front of the inevitable.
Oh yeah that one, Yeah, this one.

Speaker 2 (56:53):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (56:53):
So making an AI data center in Cheyenne, Wyoming.

Speaker 2 (56:59):
There that's all on the border of northern Colorado. So
right on the border of Colorado and Wyoming is Cheyenne.

Speaker 6 (57:05):
Ah, I wish I knew far from Colorado. But this
data center and this AI one, it's got to use
more electricity than every home in the state combined.

Speaker 3 (57:19):
Damn Jesus, be fair. There's not a lot of home.

Speaker 2 (57:21):
I was going to say, that's all the mountains populated
out there.

Speaker 1 (57:25):
This is like a thing though, like these AI data
centers and like they take up so much electricity.

Speaker 3 (57:33):
They gotta do. Yeah, yes, they better be solar powered because.

Speaker 2 (57:37):
Well they're sucking in a lot of information and then
they got to make you know, to dissect it basically.

Speaker 1 (57:43):
Yeah, it says they have ten gigawatts, they're going to
need ten gigawatts, and that is a lot.

Speaker 3 (57:50):
It turns out if you could translate gigawatts into regular
English for us that don't understand electricity, Well, how would you.

Speaker 2 (57:57):
Lots of electricity?

Speaker 1 (57:58):
Thank you, that's good, but as we know, using all
the electricity and also not great for the environment.

Speaker 3 (58:08):
True, that's why I said solar. There's a great option
for a facility that needs that much. But you'd probably
have to have a farm as big as two counties
in Wyoming to get all that electricity.

Speaker 2 (58:18):
Yeah, pretty easy, Yeah, it is. There's a lot of
open land in Wyoming. I mean, if you're picking a state,
that'd be the one to do it.

Speaker 8 (58:25):
Fair.

Speaker 2 (58:25):
Yeah, you know what else takes a lot of power?
Lollapalus I bet, I bet, especially those closing performances in
the war tonight, in the war right in the midst of.

Speaker 6 (58:37):
That's right, robot cantering beer.

Speaker 7 (58:42):
Stopping us wind.

Speaker 3 (58:47):
No, no, no, no, because no, because now that we're here,
we're almost at the end of the show. Why are
we concerned about a beer break in my heart?

Speaker 7 (58:56):
Like?

Speaker 3 (58:58):
Why?

Speaker 2 (58:59):
I just like, no, that's a mass the whole thing. Yeah,
it's never that's not a statement that needs to be said.

Speaker 3 (59:06):
We know that beer doesn't have feelings, much like these
robots in this war, Like, why are what happened that
just made you have an epiphany that, oh beer is
so good, it's never gonna break my house.

Speaker 2 (59:18):
No dub, here comes a cross out, No dub.

Speaker 3 (59:21):
We played. It's not even a good metaphor. It's just
a statement.

Speaker 12 (59:28):
Just cocus gold deer, never problem. But this was news
from the front of the inevitable human robot War.

Speaker 3 (59:46):
You know, ninety five minutes commercial free on Rock ninety
five to five. Can we can we have like a
moment of peace?

Speaker 1 (59:58):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (59:59):
Yeah, Maria, I want to do a little text. I
just feel like we need to hear from the people
and just yeah, be peaceful. I got a little riled
up last time, and I just I just want to hear.

Speaker 2 (01:00:08):
From the people except apology.

Speaker 3 (01:00:09):
I did not apologize. I did not notice that I.

Speaker 2 (01:00:14):
Get your checks in anytime. Eight four five fifty. That's
eight four four five. Hair definitely squirreled its pants.

Speaker 3 (01:00:24):
That's up, yep.

Speaker 2 (01:00:27):
From the seven to eight. Here's my deal breakers. We're
talking about what your dating deal breakers are. Here's my
deal breakers. Lions, Tigers and pistons. Mariis is really the
beating boy today? Oh my, you know what?

Speaker 3 (01:00:41):
Goodbye.

Speaker 2 (01:00:44):
Let's hear from the six three oh on our way
to lollapalooza right now. Very excited to see Cage the
Elephant tonight.

Speaker 3 (01:00:52):
And then after that, sorry chose violence today, We'll be.

Speaker 6 (01:01:05):
Well.

Speaker 2 (01:01:05):
Let me give you one more here, a dirty joke
for Michael from the eight five to seven. How did
the burger king get the dairy queen pregnant? Oh no,
he forgot to wrap his whopper? Walk off and let's
be real.

Speaker 3 (01:01:19):
That's good. Let's do some walkie talkbacks because I'm not
not very happy with these text messages at all. So okay,
here we go.

Speaker 8 (01:01:29):
Hey, Michael Marrison, Maria, it's your boyfriend Maria Matt from Australia.
But I just want to reach out to Marius. I
feel you sympathy, mate. That's not fair of the whole
Luke Combs thing and just the triggering cop.

Speaker 3 (01:01:45):
All the way from Astralda. I will burn that entire
island down.

Speaker 2 (01:01:53):
I love having an inside joke that's international. I love
having two Australian boyfriends.

Speaker 1 (01:01:58):
Matt.

Speaker 2 (01:01:58):
Did that put you as number one Australian boyfriend?

Speaker 3 (01:02:01):
Wow?

Speaker 2 (01:02:02):
Sebastian, do you have a return?

Speaker 3 (01:02:04):
I was hoping, hoping, yeah, that we could get through
this without having a moment. So I'm going to try
another one. Take your finger off the spacebar, take your
finger out the spacebar. I got this.

Speaker 9 (01:02:18):
You know, guys, I'm really concerned about the way that
you're teasing Mariss because it seems like you're gonna get
his blood pressure up. And I don't want anything to
happen to him. So if you could just let him relax,
maybe drink a.

Speaker 3 (01:02:39):
I love you. I've said several times on this show
that I love you, and I meant it, and I
meant I'm crashing right now, thank you. I meant it
so much from the deaths of my heart. It's a
very crashing right now. Thank you. All right? And this

(01:03:04):
is how you treat me. The text messages, the talkbacks,
all the technology. You have to sense a pleasant message,
and I have to hear the worst metaphor in country
music all morning long. That's the point. Why are we
sympathizing with a cold beer? Like drink out of a

(01:03:26):
care US canned beer is better anyway, Okay, Lucas poems
no long necks better. I bet you would like a
long neck. I sure would, But I've crashed too far here.
Just keep going because it's ninety five minutes commercial for you,

(01:03:48):
hey man, when it rains, of course.

Speaker 2 (01:03:51):
Like a hurricane.

Speaker 1 (01:04:00):
See I take issue there because Dragula was the car
that Hermann Munster drove of the monsters, and he would
never burn any witches and slam them in the back
of his car, gonna ask what are those witches doing?
He's down with the witches. We have a rock star
and arment, not just a rock star.

Speaker 3 (01:04:24):
Drag that I work with. Walt.

Speaker 2 (01:04:26):
Yes, like there's a real rock star that works on
our radio station, keyboardist of Stabbing Westward.

Speaker 3 (01:04:31):
Mid Days on Rock ninety five to five. Walt like
us here, thanks for joining us. Of course we.

Speaker 2 (01:04:37):
Have corrections, Yeah, yeah, yeah, go on. So Michael, I
can't tell you how many times the ship has pointed
at me after the corrections.

Speaker 3 (01:04:52):
Damn it all.

Speaker 2 (01:04:54):
The drummery question is Elon Rubin. Oh what was I saying?

Speaker 13 (01:05:03):
Let's see the yeah, the L. When it's a lower
case L, it looks like an eye. So it's just
say e no, it's Elan and he is now the
drummer for the Foo Fighters. Correct and Josh Josh Freeze
returns back to nine inch nail. Yes, so long story.
I'll try to make it short. When I was working

(01:05:25):
for Q Prime Management, we had the band Lost Profits,
and Elon was recruited to be the drummer because he
was this badass kid in southern California that they found
he was seventeen years old. I remember they had to
have deals with the parents to make him come out
with the band. I was with Elon and the band

(01:05:46):
in Munich when he turned eighteen and legal to drink.

Speaker 3 (01:05:50):
So I've known Elan for a really long time.

Speaker 13 (01:05:52):
And I was at Redding Festival when Nine Inch Nails
was playing and Lost Prophets were playing, and they would
come out, Lost Profits come out and they play this
this song with this drum beat and it was just
like he whales and I just you could just see
Trent's eyes light up and like I want that. Yeah,
And ever since then, he's been a nail. So like uh,

(01:06:13):
and he was great in the band. It's kind of
surprising guy. I can only figure that maybe he's bored
and wants to do something different. But for Josh Freeze,
it's a return and that man is a beast. Nobody
wins or loses here because they're both incredible drummers. Yeah,
and so I think that this is gonna be a
wash and it's just gonna be fun to watch them
each and their new gigs.

Speaker 2 (01:06:34):
I have no idea who we're going to get when
nine inch Nails comes next month.

Speaker 3 (01:06:37):
I don't know. Oh yeah, interesting.

Speaker 2 (01:06:39):
Why do you think that Foos would want Elan over
Josh if they did?

Speaker 13 (01:06:45):
That is a really good question. I that is, that's
a tough one. I thought Josh was a perfect fit.

Speaker 3 (01:06:50):
Yeah, I don't.

Speaker 13 (01:06:50):
I don't know. I actually I'm actually surprised. Yeah, but
find out. Yeah, I mean they're again, they're both high
caliber drummers. You're not gonna go wrong either way. But
there has to be a personality.

Speaker 2 (01:07:02):
I was gonna say, maybe we were bantery.

Speaker 13 (01:07:04):
Is it really isn't though, I don't at least he
hasn't been in nails or whatnot. He's an incredible musician.
He would come out and play the piano on March
of the Pigs. Yeah, and he's plays I mean like
he plays all he plays. He has another band called
the New Regime where he's the singer and the guitar player.
The guy is he also plays in Angels in Airwaves.

(01:07:25):
I mean, the guy is like an incredible musician, a
perfect circle. Uh no, no, who am I thinking of
playing in the PCT?

Speaker 3 (01:07:35):
Josh Freese? Probably we're talking about going to say you
just went for an auto correct while Walt was in studio.

Speaker 2 (01:07:42):
I'm just wondering how i I'm gonna Well, this is exciting.

Speaker 1 (01:07:50):
I can't wait to hear like the difference and see
what's what's gonna happen on stage with them?

Speaker 3 (01:07:54):
And yeah, it's like a Lamborghini and a Ferrari A
good exam example. I mean, can you be proud that
we have a rock star that we can consult in
their stuff? It's incredible correct, and then he immediately goes,
I know them and I have stories and let me
share this very quickly. Well, Walt, thank you for joining us.

(01:08:21):
You're always welcome in the mosh pit, but make sure
you keep it right here. Walt's going to keep things
moving as we are ninety five minutes commercial free on
this day.

Speaker 2 (01:08:31):
I'll see Lala tonight, can't the Elephant and

Speaker 3 (01:08:39):
Never I'm not going to be here tomorrow.