Family-Friendly Hooters, Helping Stress, and Grandpa Shoes

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
We are the youth of the nation. We're young.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
Speak for your Yeah, I was gonna say you're the
youngest one in here.

Speaker 3 (00:07):
Right now, you still count. I think you your youth
is still you thing. I'm the middle age of a nation.

Speaker 1 (00:12):
We're young.

Speaker 2 (00:13):
I'm too close to forty to count.

Speaker 1 (00:16):
We're hip. Mine clicks, but we're heads.

Speaker 2 (00:20):
We don't want to talk about clicking joints.

Speaker 4 (00:22):
It's the morning mash put on Rock ninety five to five.

Speaker 1 (00:24):
My name is Maria. Palmer was still stuffy.

Speaker 2 (00:26):
I'm Maress, I'm Michael.

Speaker 1 (00:28):
I'm sick for like two weeks. Do you still hear it?

Speaker 2 (00:32):
Still?

Speaker 3 (00:33):
You got a little something going on you. It'saz nobody
noticed if you didn't say anything.

Speaker 4 (00:37):
I don't think I can't not say anything. I'm dramatic
of my nature.

Speaker 3 (00:42):
Oh, speaking of clicking, Oh oh, old man shoes are
cool again. Yeah, we're gonna talk about that coming up
on the show. And I guess Grandpa's shoes are now hip.
Young kids wearing them all the time. The most comfortable
shoes you can get. Which you're saying, thank you Jesus.

Speaker 1 (00:57):
Like I'm here said hit my head.

Speaker 3 (00:59):
Oh your head was clicking and clicking like.

Speaker 4 (01:03):
Old man like historically old man shoes, like they brought
back heels for dudes.

Speaker 1 (01:09):
I was like, yes, you.

Speaker 4 (01:11):
Have to be about six foot in order to justify
the trouble that you put me through.

Speaker 5 (01:15):
You know, absolutely not. I do have sad news.

Speaker 2 (01:19):
We do not.

Speaker 5 (01:21):
Kids botch okay, but we do have Chevelle in front
to a head at a today and then Toto is
going to be in town and we have those tickets
at seven.

Speaker 1 (01:32):
So is there a chance that maybe you know, there's
not if we try.

Speaker 2 (01:35):
Oh no, oh no, it's not connection.

Speaker 3 (01:40):
Also, final four kids, I mean, it feels like it
just started. I agree. I can't believe we're there already.

Speaker 2 (01:47):
I mean, it just means summer's coming and.

Speaker 3 (01:49):
Couples are actually using March madness prenups to stop fighting.

Speaker 2 (01:55):
It's smart, but it's also like, come on, what.

Speaker 1 (02:00):
Put it in the contract. You're not going to get
too emotional. These not need a mother.

Speaker 5 (02:07):
W c HI Weather with our air quote meteorologist Michael.

Speaker 3 (02:17):
I had to drive by a few times cloudy today.
I might get a few some breaks here and there
later in the day. I get a little sunny for
a minute, but nice overnight and then tomorrow more clouds,
sometimes dry as a whistle.

Speaker 4 (02:31):
Sometimes the way you deliver it.

Speaker 6 (02:33):
So.

Speaker 3 (02:36):
I don't really know how it's gonna go to them.

Speaker 6 (02:38):
You know.

Speaker 4 (02:38):
It's like it's like you're making up the weather, like
you're cooking it up right now, screw Mother Nature, Michael
Nature out there.

Speaker 2 (02:46):
Yeah, this sad part. I'll go ahead.

Speaker 3 (02:47):
I've studied weather already every morning before we go on
the air because I got to do the other weather reports.
Oh yeah, so I do know, but like I'm always
interested in how it's going to turn out. Like sometimes
I'm very professional, Like right now in my hand on
my hip, I'm leaning aside, kind of kick back.

Speaker 1 (03:01):
Very lounge right now. What am I going to give
to him?

Speaker 3 (03:06):
Dry today? Everybody?

Speaker 1 (03:08):
I'm dry out.

Speaker 5 (03:10):
That I strained myself trying to see you do this
but still hit the buttons and coordinated.

Speaker 1 (03:15):
Man, you consider just turning your head.

Speaker 2 (03:19):
Yeah, but then I don't want to like miss and
hit the wrong bed.

Speaker 3 (03:22):
It's fourteen weeks in front of him, he's flying a
jet over here, like Jesus, just throwing stuff in the back,
running up and down the aisles. Might be some vomit everywhere.

Speaker 2 (03:34):
As long as you bring me some whiskey, I'll be okay,
all right? Oh God, on the way, Maria. A little
road rage this morning.

Speaker 4 (03:44):
They tell me not to stir the pot and me yep.
They equipped me with spoons. Boy, I got a stew
will be chunky.

Speaker 1 (03:54):
I'm rocking on five five.

Speaker 3 (03:57):
A band that once played Antarctica on ninety five five,
Chicago's rock station. Marie, what do you got?

Speaker 4 (04:03):
Who do you play to? Like the six scientists down there?

Speaker 3 (04:06):
They were doing the thing where they're performing on all
seven continents. Oh, like a big deal. They went and
played a show in Antarctica, so.

Speaker 2 (04:11):
You could literally play one song and call it a day.

Speaker 3 (04:14):
Get out like fuel. It's short. It's too cold out here.

Speaker 1 (04:21):
So there.

Speaker 4 (04:21):
I was driving into work, as we all do. Dear listener, It's.

Speaker 1 (04:27):
Very very early in the morning when I'm doing this.

Speaker 4 (04:30):
I'm going I'm in a residential ish like part of
the city. I'm going ten miles over, which is reasonable,
never be given hour whatever. There's a car behind me
and one other car. There's two cars behind me, would
be the correct way to say that. And I was
not going nearly fast enough for this other car.

Speaker 3 (04:50):
Oh, somebody in a hurry.

Speaker 1 (04:51):
This morning, no one was in a hurry.

Speaker 4 (04:53):
And so we get to like a stop sign that's
preceding a light, and I stop at the stop sign
and then I go They skip ahead past the car
behind me and then pass me like just shoot through that,
like stops in an intersection like oh oh, we're very important.

Speaker 1 (05:11):
You gotta get there. And then they raced to a
red light. So I'm stopping behind them, like job, pull.

Speaker 3 (05:18):
Up next to somebody, well just look over like I don't.

Speaker 1 (05:21):
I'm not going to do that because I don't want
to get shot.

Speaker 4 (05:23):
But but some I'm like right behind them. I'm like
one idiot, and then I'm you know again, I stir pots.

Speaker 3 (05:30):
It's what I do.

Speaker 1 (05:31):
And so I got the little that deal in my brain.
What if I just honked the horn as soon as
the light turn.

Speaker 2 (05:39):
That I didn't.

Speaker 4 (05:44):
Yo, I'm bigger than the person would be, like okay,
god dick, but like no, no, no, slammed on their
bikes stopped in the middle of the intersection. I'm stuck
behind them, and the car behind me is stuck behind
which sorry other car.

Speaker 1 (06:00):
Yeah that's all me.

Speaker 2 (06:01):
I was gonna say, what is this other car doing
when this is happening.

Speaker 4 (06:04):
The other car had kind of been like riding my
ass a little bit on the way there, which was
ridiculous because again, I'm going ten miles over there.

Speaker 3 (06:10):
Maybe you don't know, I assure you I know.

Speaker 4 (06:18):
So yeah, he's gotta stopped in the middle of the
intersection for like a long time, like I'm like, okay,
we wait a beat, and then I'm like, oh, you're mad, mad,
And I'm like, okay, well, I'm not going to go
around your driver's side because again I don't know what
you have in your car or what your story is,
and you are much more upset about this like than
I am.

Speaker 1 (06:38):
And so I go around the right and he pulls
over to try to like block me from going around him.

Speaker 4 (06:43):
I'm like, alright, mad, you showed me clearly you had
a lot of time on your hands, which is crazy because.

Speaker 1 (06:50):
You shot past me past the stop side.

Speaker 5 (06:53):
It was like, okay, I gotta get my coffee, and
I was like, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, no coffee
can wait.

Speaker 4 (06:58):
Right, you have time today? How interesting? Maybe you could
have let me just drive ten miles over at this weed.

Speaker 3 (07:07):
Limit and like not been a deck out boy, he
stepped in a bear trap on that one, didn't he?
And you were the last person you enjoy.

Speaker 4 (07:13):
This, right, I'm just a little antagonistic by nature, and
especially when it's like not really doing anything.

Speaker 1 (07:20):
I'm just being a dick.

Speaker 4 (07:21):
And you know that you started this by also being
a dick, and I'm just calling you out on that,
that's all. And then you're sitting there making it a
way bigger than you could have just been like, ah, yeah, yeah,
I was kind of nice there.

Speaker 7 (07:33):
Sorry.

Speaker 3 (07:34):
So drive safe this morning, everybody, Yes, because.

Speaker 4 (07:36):
Otherwise I'll point it out anyway that will make you
so upset and you will be your own problem.

Speaker 2 (07:42):
But also, if you have rage road rage stories you
want to share.

Speaker 4 (07:47):
With us, yes, or if you just need to bench,
you to take it out on us eight four four.

Speaker 1 (07:53):
Fifty, hit that text line ned alert, it's time to
jork out.

Speaker 5 (08:02):
We have a new popcorn bucket upon us funny, oh no.

Speaker 2 (08:08):
Thank you, doune. We started a new trend doom one. Yes,
Dune was the first one that looked like the flesh light. Yeah, doom.

Speaker 5 (08:17):
And then Deadpool and Wolverine brought us Wolverine's giant mouth,
which you can put a flesh light in Yeah, my God.
And then Alien came out and said, hey, guys, I'm
noticinga trend.

Speaker 2 (08:29):
Let's make a popcorn bucket that you.

Speaker 1 (08:30):
Can speaking of freaky Mouse put.

Speaker 2 (08:34):
A flesh light in Minecraft, let me down.

Speaker 5 (08:38):
Cinemak and a Megaplex both have separate popcorn buckets for
the Minecraft release coming up this weekend.

Speaker 4 (08:45):
Kind of mark isn't giving us a flesh light bucket?

Speaker 2 (08:48):
Nope.

Speaker 5 (08:48):
Cinema specifically has a TNT box from the Minecraft game.
It has a little top and you can open it
and put your popcorn in it. Megaplex, though, has the
pickaxe from the game Minecraft, and it's the underpart of it.

Speaker 2 (09:05):
You can put popcorn in.

Speaker 4 (09:06):
It, the undercarriage underc Yes, Bo's Michael.

Speaker 5 (09:10):
Both very interesting And I do find this additional interesting
because you can order them ahead of time and just
have them shipped to your house.

Speaker 2 (09:18):
Before you had to go to the movie.

Speaker 5 (09:21):
Theater to actually buy it, stand in line, be a
part of the first.

Speaker 2 (09:25):
People there, so you had the exclusive.

Speaker 4 (09:27):
I don't know that makes sense to me. You can
order that kind of takes.

Speaker 2 (09:31):
It takes away the exclusivity of it.

Speaker 3 (09:33):
This I just pulled up a picture. This pick axe
is essentially if you were holding it by the handle
and you turned it upside down. Correct, the blade quote
unquote is where all the us.

Speaker 4 (09:45):
Just straight up exactly see the studio supporting women.

Speaker 3 (09:50):
Wow, oh my goodness, wow, oh my goodness.

Speaker 1 (09:54):
Don't fall off a lot of flashlights out there. Nice
to toss one to the ladies, you know. Thanks, Minecraft
looking out.

Speaker 5 (10:04):
Thinking about popcorn a lot differently if you're if you
are a big fan of Minecraft, you can take advantage
both of these at both the websites for Megaplex and
then Cinemark both have movie theaters in town.

Speaker 2 (10:19):
So check that out for you.

Speaker 3 (10:20):
Sorry, it's going to start doing movie reviews.

Speaker 2 (10:25):
Adding that's the play on the way. On Rock ninety
five to five.

Speaker 5 (10:30):
There's going to be a deterization of hooters.

Speaker 2 (10:35):
What oh no, that's awesome. This is not the right
way to get it done. We'll talk about it on
Rock ninety five five.

Speaker 4 (10:41):
Next we went for the wings. For some reason, mine
aren't working, Amen, stopped listening to me a long time ago.

Speaker 2 (10:53):
Too many happening at one time.

Speaker 1 (10:57):
Yeah, anyway, it's the mornings. But on Rock we Got.

Speaker 5 (11:01):
Boys there is a de hooterization upon us what as
we heard earlier this.

Speaker 3 (11:07):
Year, set Breast Reduction is in bankruptcy.

Speaker 5 (11:11):
Oh and as they're trying to work to get out
of their debt, looking to restructure to get more families
to come in to be more family friendly.

Speaker 3 (11:22):
Then they already got a restaurant right and a brand.

Speaker 5 (11:25):
They're calling it a rehooterization, but we know what this means.
It's going to actively be the dehooterization of Hooters.

Speaker 2 (11:35):
And it is an.

Speaker 5 (11:36):
Effort to get more women to come into the restaurant
and feel okay to come into the restaurant with their friends,
their husbands, their partners, whomever, along with their kids.

Speaker 2 (11:48):
And Maria, how are we going to do that?

Speaker 3 (11:51):
Does it say they.

Speaker 2 (11:52):
Haven't been specific about it, but I assume and pants
there's going to be an adjustment to the uniform.

Speaker 5 (12:01):
In general, the vibe is going to change inside of Hooters.

Speaker 3 (12:05):
Like a kid's player slide fall pit.

Speaker 2 (12:10):
Maria, you have you been to Hooters? Do you go
to Hooters on your own?

Speaker 4 (12:16):
Like?

Speaker 1 (12:17):
No, I haven't been to Hooters on my own.

Speaker 4 (12:20):
I'm not going there as like a place of solace
and respite.

Speaker 2 (12:28):
The wings are fantastic, Yeah.

Speaker 4 (12:31):
And the personalities are great too. I just it's kind
of hilarious to me that you mess up something so bad.

Speaker 1 (12:41):
Institution family friendly.

Speaker 7 (12:44):
An American institution for like thirty years, Like I said, Hey,
let's go with the opposite of what our original idea
was in order to survive and cannot survive off breast alone.

Speaker 5 (13:00):
All the times I've been I've seen families coming in
and just like, oh, get the wings or whatever cherry
coke you want, and just having a good coke.

Speaker 1 (13:09):
Why cherry, I don't know if I.

Speaker 5 (13:11):
Feel like kids are always like I'll take the with
the grenadine in it, and I'm like.

Speaker 1 (13:15):
Oh, pomegranate.

Speaker 3 (13:16):
It is a little weird to see a family in
there and the dad's just like creeping out in.

Speaker 2 (13:21):
Which one's cherry.

Speaker 4 (13:22):
I understand why it feels like cherry flavoring. It kind
of does, but it is actually pomegranate.

Speaker 2 (13:27):
I don't my brain.

Speaker 4 (13:30):
Maybe you're thinking bariscuitom G.

Speaker 1 (13:36):
I'm sorry.

Speaker 2 (13:38):
You guys know that.

Speaker 3 (13:41):
Yes, oh, there was always families in there, though.

Speaker 2 (13:45):
Yeah, it's consistent.

Speaker 1 (13:46):
That's the thing. No, they're not doing this so that
women can go to Hooters.

Speaker 4 (13:51):
We were going to Hooters sure, I'll take you out
to dinner. Maybe just don't ogle, like use your peripherals
to koram.

Speaker 5 (14:00):
It is the morning MAT's been on Rock ninety five
to five. Those Toto and Christopher Cross tickets are on
the way.

Speaker 2 (14:06):
Before we get there, I have a question about tickets. No, Michael,
what's going on?

Speaker 3 (14:11):
I'm gonna do a story now.

Speaker 1 (14:14):
I'm going to interrupt it.

Speaker 3 (14:16):
But before I do that, I do have a question
about tickets. Do we have a lot of kids tickets
than you saying? Google searches for how to reduce stress
are at an all time high.

Speaker 2 (14:25):
Yeah, my stress is real high right now.

Speaker 3 (14:28):
Marris is all of the searches.

Speaker 4 (14:30):
There are some sort of soundtrack that you could listen
to sung by Edison's voices without anything stress inducing in
the lyrics.

Speaker 2 (14:37):
We did this last week and we are out.

Speaker 1 (14:40):
What did we do last week?

Speaker 2 (14:41):
Nothing?

Speaker 3 (14:42):
Psychiatrist Nia Kadry says a lot of her patients say
they can't remember the last time they were this stress.
It's true. I mean with inflation, and I saw that
a bunch of more people than ever are like upside
down in their mortgages, and so it's tough out there.
Life is tough, and so she's giving some tips on
how to reduce the stress. Love this something I did
like all weekend, walk outside in the sun. By the way,

(15:03):
how nice was the seventy degree day? Oh you know what,
dear God. Yeah, I'd like to help reduce this stress.
Give me some sunshine.

Speaker 1 (15:10):
Feels like drugs. Seriously does the photosynthesis of it all?

Speaker 3 (15:14):
I saw people posting reels and it was just like,
I feel like a different person. Oh, I suderstand meditation
or mindfulness? Anybody doing those?

Speaker 1 (15:21):
No, I've never been mindful of day of my life.

Speaker 3 (15:23):
I can't since still I tried that meditation you want
to try to you're trying to narrow this brain down.

Speaker 4 (15:28):
It was like trying to catch it as it does
work like and it is like a muscle like anything
else you have to practice.

Speaker 1 (15:33):
But my god, I hate doing that.

Speaker 3 (15:35):
Let me give you one of my own scream and
a jar. Actually, have you ever heard of that where
people like throw a rock off a cliff and you
go ah, and you let it all out to actually work.

Speaker 2 (15:43):
Just relieve it all at that moment. Right, It looks stupid,
but it works.

Speaker 1 (15:46):
That's fine. He looks stupid. If we don't do that too.

Speaker 3 (15:49):
That's true. Have more face to face interactions with loved
ones and family.

Speaker 1 (15:55):
Sometimes that's good.

Speaker 4 (15:57):
Sometimes that's who we take out all of our stress on.

Speaker 5 (16:00):
So I No, I do find myself getting like a
natural charge when I go hang out with friends or family.

Speaker 2 (16:06):
It's just like a boost to the battery.

Speaker 1 (16:07):
That's so weird because we haven't been hanging out.

Speaker 2 (16:10):
Where's the bracelet?

Speaker 4 (16:12):
I will absolutely make you a bracelet. Don't give me
a goalpost. I will reach it.

Speaker 2 (16:17):
All right.

Speaker 3 (16:17):
And I tell you, the one thing that reduced my
stress more than anything I've ever done in my life
was that, no joke, move your body exercise. Yeah, just yeah,
a little bit. All it takes is a walk after
work each day. You can afford a half an hour, Yeah,
and it'll change your life. That is number one on
her list. And also, of course she would say this
working with a trained mental health professional. H yes, And

(16:37):
here's her number here.

Speaker 4 (16:41):
Yeah. The way that I decrease stress is that I
don't I add to it. Oh. I stirred the pod
a little more until there's just enough comedy that it
turns to absurdism. And then I stopped taking anything seriously
and that.

Speaker 1 (16:58):
It's all peanuts.

Speaker 2 (17:00):
Video games are pretty solid for me.

Speaker 3 (17:02):
Yeah, I wear a fake mustache. I'm must walk around but.

Speaker 1 (17:06):
You can't see it. Do you ever forget it's there?

Speaker 2 (17:10):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (17:10):
No, I couldn't grow mustache to save my life. I
know I'd be itching all the time. Huh m hmm.

Speaker 1 (17:16):
Have you considered growing up?

Speaker 2 (17:18):
No? Never, Now here's a bit only blog were there?
It's that time.

Speaker 1 (17:24):
Oh we have tickets.

Speaker 5 (17:25):
Yes, we have tickets to Toto and Christopher Cross and
a min at work all the Credit Union one Amphitheater
on Saturday, August ninth.

Speaker 2 (17:34):
Good question.

Speaker 3 (17:37):
There, it is like Christopher Cross.

Speaker 2 (17:43):
Is that carton? Yes? It was, hands down one of
the best covers of that song.

Speaker 3 (17:52):
Oh yeah, let's.

Speaker 1 (17:54):
Go six Park, SI Park, South Park, six Park.

Speaker 3 (17:58):
Oh could you imagine the thing along and Christopher Cross
place that lod? Oh my gosh, everybody just in harmony,
in arms, swaying back and forth.

Speaker 4 (18:05):
I seduced a guy by singing, come sail away, call
that pickup sticks, So thank you.

Speaker 2 (18:12):
Eight four four ninety five fifty. Don't think about it
too much.

Speaker 5 (18:16):
Yeah, I'm missing yeah eight four four ninety five fifty.
The tickets are yours. But I do have a very
difficult question for you.

Speaker 8 (18:33):
On the way on Rock ninety five five Rock ninety
five to five, are we speaking with Brittany?

Speaker 2 (18:38):
This is good? Good morning.

Speaker 4 (18:42):
Hi.

Speaker 6 (18:42):
I love you guys.

Speaker 1 (18:44):
Good.

Speaker 3 (18:44):
I can't believe I'm on the I love that I
can hear you smiling. You sound so happy, Brittany.

Speaker 5 (18:50):
We love you as well, which is why we want
to set you up with these Toto and Christopher Cross
and a Minute work tickets as they will be a
credit Union one Amphitheater on Saturday, August ninth.

Speaker 2 (19:02):
But I do have a very difficult question for you
right now.

Speaker 5 (19:06):
Are you ready, Brittany, I'm nervous.

Speaker 2 (19:09):
Okay, here it is What season are we currently in? Yes,
we have went off.

Speaker 5 (19:23):
We would have also accepted fourth winter and false fall.

Speaker 2 (19:34):
It is absolutely terrible outside.

Speaker 4 (19:37):
We've only known each other a short while now, but
I can tell it's gonna take a lot to drag
me away from you.

Speaker 1 (19:45):
Go together, blaste dad.

Speaker 2 (19:52):
Yes, who are you most excited to see on this one? Brittany?

Speaker 1 (19:56):
I love my network, so.

Speaker 6 (19:59):
Happy to I love the song there it is?

Speaker 8 (20:04):
Yeah, all right, Ritty with the taste, Love you this
morning and happy that you're gonna be at this show.
Everyone else who wants to get these tickets head on
over to livenation dot com.

Speaker 2 (20:17):
Now here's five or so things with Maries.

Speaker 5 (20:20):
Why does he always drop his bands during this part
of the show?

Speaker 4 (20:24):
Makes it difficult to learn?

Speaker 2 (20:26):
Just more comfortable in general?

Speaker 1 (20:28):
I'm distracted.

Speaker 5 (20:29):
Oh they attention. Now here's five things. As we've been
talking about the MLB season kicking off in all the
wonderful new food items, a minor league team had stepped
up to the plate for the grossest food item.

Speaker 1 (20:42):
And they stepped up to the plate.

Speaker 5 (20:44):
Hartford yard Goats have a quarter pound beef hot dog
topped with peppers, onions, bacon, and brown mustard, which sounds fine,
saying they submerge it in a glass of one hundred
percent pure goat milk.

Speaker 3 (21:00):
Why, oh, that's discussed.

Speaker 2 (21:02):
That's a huge waste of food and I don't want it.

Speaker 3 (21:04):
Yeah, all of that, I didn't.

Speaker 2 (21:07):
It's a at that.

Speaker 4 (21:08):
Point, the worst version of a French dip.

Speaker 2 (21:10):
Yeah, it is the Hartford yard Goat I do not want.

Speaker 1 (21:16):
You've heard of OJU?

Speaker 4 (21:17):
Now get ready for oh mo dip your sandwich and
milk cuts goat?

Speaker 2 (21:23):
Damn it.

Speaker 1 (21:27):
Swinging a miss.

Speaker 2 (21:29):
I saw where you were cooking.

Speaker 1 (21:31):
I was there, it wasn't there, right, Okay.

Speaker 5 (21:34):
Scientists are now working on a banana that won't brown.

Speaker 3 (21:37):
I like that.

Speaker 5 (21:39):
Mushy brown bananas can be a thing of the past,
and they are trying to invest in this to help
prevent more food waste.

Speaker 2 (21:47):
Although I love banana bread way too much.

Speaker 4 (21:49):
Gonna say, but we're saving our brea bananas for banana
bread exactly.

Speaker 5 (21:54):
If this is if this is all approved, sale could
start in the United States and Canada.

Speaker 4 (22:00):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (22:00):
There is a Pennsylvania town that has decided to paint
wavy lines to slow.

Speaker 5 (22:05):
Down traffic patterns, and it has the entire community very upset.
I'm perplexed by this as well, because the curvy lines
only goes for two blocks of a specific road.

Speaker 3 (22:15):
But it would to slow you down, but everybody would
have to slow.

Speaker 4 (22:17):
Down kind of except it's like you're crossing the line
and a giant.

Speaker 1 (22:21):
Silver bullet a vehicle.

Speaker 4 (22:23):
Let's make it confusing to drive in the hopes that
they'll slow down.

Speaker 5 (22:27):
The problem is nobody is abiding by the actual lines
that they're painting. They're still keeping with the old lines
and a lot of citizens are now asking why they
didn't just put speed bumps in.

Speaker 2 (22:39):
Favoritism with children is a thing, so science says.

Speaker 3 (22:42):
Yeah, no kidding, we all know this.

Speaker 2 (22:45):
They put in seven years to study. I was not.
The birth order is a big.

Speaker 5 (22:51):
Part of this that has favoritism towards the youngest. Yeah,
the daughter is also favorite. At the top of this,
the more agree and responsible to him to be favorites.
And then daughters are also favored as they believe that
they will take care of their parents later in life.

Speaker 3 (23:09):
They're like that she's going to take care of us. Yes,
sure them listen.

Speaker 4 (23:13):
I have one giant portrait of some eldest brother of
mine graduating West Point staring at his sword.

Speaker 1 (23:21):
It is like a King of Arthur's sword in the.

Speaker 4 (23:24):
Stone type picture that went in our living room. That says,
I'm not paying for that nursing.

Speaker 5 (23:33):
And finally, suculose is making you more hungry and not
helping you curb your appetite if you're trying to use
that artificial sweetener as a strigger substitute. It says it
raises your hunger levels by about seventeen percent. With seeing
more hunger from women, and they have not actually done
a study on aspartame just yet to find out those
effects as well.

Speaker 3 (23:54):
I can tell you it's delicious. I love me a
diet Coke. I'm drink co lately.

Speaker 4 (24:01):
I can't hate because again, I was like out of
the country, needing all that healthy food because they're you know,
food is made of you.

Speaker 1 (24:07):
I don't know real thing food. No, I need some
ass for tatoes.

Speaker 4 (24:12):
I need to be confident I'm ingesting a microplastic to
feel any satisfaction with my meal these days full you
know I'm.

Speaker 3 (24:19):
Half plastic at this point.

Speaker 4 (24:21):
Give me a liquid carcinogen. I am learning, I am evolving.
I am maturing. I am not going to make a
cock joke about rooster on Rock ninety five to five.

Speaker 1 (24:34):
Wow, I'm an adult. It's the morning wash pit. What
are we doing.

Speaker 3 (24:38):
Boys, GQ? You know the men's fashion magazine says grandpa
shoes are cool now, yes, thank god for that?

Speaker 1 (24:46):
Are hang on?

Speaker 2 (24:47):
Thank you got a foot problem? Any problems?

Speaker 3 (24:49):
They prescribed me grandpa shoes? I didn't want to get them, but.

Speaker 4 (24:52):
Hey, what are we defining as grandpa shoes?

Speaker 3 (24:55):
You know, like the new balances? Okay, so likedad shoes
basically yes, cool. They say that even kids are wearing them.

Speaker 6 (25:02):
Now.

Speaker 3 (25:02):
It's let's see here. They did one on the brown
version a few weeks ago, and now on the white version.
Oh and they described both of them as downright orthopedic.

Speaker 1 (25:14):
Orthopedic.

Speaker 8 (25:15):
When I have a shoe that supports my foot, Oh,
I know.

Speaker 4 (25:19):
Right, I was gonna say, I'm actually I'm kind of
down with it on this one. Like, okay, shout out
to the kids.

Speaker 1 (25:25):
You're right arch support. Oh yeah, it does it for me.

Speaker 2 (25:29):
Oh, I know, say more sexy things.

Speaker 4 (25:31):
Oh, when the foot strikes on all the correct.

Speaker 1 (25:35):
Points on the ground, Oh my god, when you.

Speaker 4 (25:37):
Don't cause any injuries to those upper joints, no shin
splints for us, baby, let's go.

Speaker 3 (25:45):
A writer FORQ GQ declared that the brand has sidestepped
the dad shoe trend and decided to bring in the
granddad shoe trend into the main street.

Speaker 1 (25:54):
It's the differentiator there.

Speaker 3 (25:56):
There is a bit of a differentiator. The new balances
are called allar Dales. What so they are made for
an older foot, but they're made so they're super comfortable.

Speaker 4 (26:07):
How are we spelling aller dales A L L E
R D a L E S E A L E
S Google.

Speaker 1 (26:12):
Okay, what is that? I've never the daughter of the
Actually do look horrible?

Speaker 4 (26:17):
Robert Cumberland, the Loyalist, saying you shouldn't.

Speaker 2 (26:21):
If they make it look cool and they're comfortable as hell.

Speaker 3 (26:24):
That's what I'm saying here.

Speaker 1 (26:26):
This is like an anime character.

Speaker 5 (26:27):
I'm yeah, I just I just need a few different
colors to mix up.

Speaker 2 (26:32):
Yeah, what are you doing?

Speaker 3 (26:34):
Marison and I are all about comfort.

Speaker 2 (26:36):
You get close to All I heard was anime characters.

Speaker 1 (26:40):
And that's not what you heard. It's not what I
was saying. And you know that.

Speaker 2 (26:45):
What did you say?

Speaker 1 (26:45):
Don't worry about it.

Speaker 2 (26:46):
Okay, I'll just play it back later.

Speaker 8 (26:48):
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Speaker 1 (27:00):
We're gonna make it easier.

Speaker 3 (27:05):
Go stomping in your grandpa shoes.

Speaker 4 (27:06):
All right, you are right, that's how I imagine they recorded
that part. Oh no, right after my God, it's the
Morning Mash. Butit on Rocket ninety five to five.

Speaker 1 (27:26):
What are we doing?

Speaker 2 (27:26):
Boys?

Speaker 3 (27:27):
Sports?

Speaker 1 (27:28):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (27:30):
All right?

Speaker 5 (27:31):
Okay, And the biggest surprise of all, all four number
ones made it to the Final four.

Speaker 3 (27:37):
Big surprise, four number one.

Speaker 5 (27:39):
Yep, Duke, Houston, Florida, Auburn all going to the Final
Four on Saturday, with Florida taking on Auburn in the
early game. And then you've got a good matchup between
Duke and Houston. And personally, I think Duke or Houston
will walk away with this one.

Speaker 4 (27:54):
I just like saying, Duke, Duke, I think Houston will
have some problems.

Speaker 2 (28:00):
Mm hmmm.

Speaker 3 (28:00):
I'm going to say, Florida, Are you taking Florida? I'll
take the Gators fine.

Speaker 5 (28:04):
So by proxy, I'm assuming you're taking Duke since you
think Houston's gonna have problems.

Speaker 4 (28:11):
I don't like to play into the monarchy or any
version of nobility, so I don't know if I can
really get behind Duke. Okay, So I'm gonna stick with
our scientists who will at least communicate about the problems
and look for solutions.

Speaker 2 (28:25):
Thank you, yep, so much.

Speaker 1 (28:27):
I know about sports?

Speaker 2 (28:28):
Yes, who never doubted it?

Speaker 5 (28:33):
Baseball Rainy Weather, who was a terrible mix for the
grounds crew on.

Speaker 3 (28:37):
The south side ill of a storm that rolled in
yesterday Saturday.

Speaker 5 (28:40):
And at first I was looking at this and I
was like this about matches the Sox season, and then
I read into it and it was just like the
heaviest downbourn of rain and hail. So the grounds crew
couldn't get the tarp out to cover the field.

Speaker 3 (28:54):
They have a real tarp, yes, oh, so they have
a rollout tarp.

Speaker 5 (28:57):
So they got it out, but the way that they
have to unfold it, by the time they got halfway through,
it was so heavy with the room. Wow, they couldn't
finish Wow, so very quickly they had to go and
get other tarps fur which stick looked insane. But shout
out to the grounds crew for getting done what they
could get done because weather're in Chicago absolutely terrible at

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all times.

Speaker 2 (29:20):
They were getting pelted by hail the entire time.

Speaker 4 (29:22):
I's we always have a tarp ready because on Rock
ninety five to five we're fans of hailstorm.

Speaker 3 (29:26):
Yes it's true, points, thank you, but yeah, it was.

Speaker 5 (29:30):
It's just an unfortunate situation. And then it's one of
those things where you played in high school, right, yeah,
so you got you got to take care of the field.
And you always saw us and the other stuff in
there just throwing it everywhere, trying to drive out the field.

Speaker 3 (29:43):
So I just saw a picture of from some news
site and it was like they were using rakes to
pull like mountains of mud off the top of the tarp. Yes,
it's like, holy crap, that sucks.

Speaker 5 (29:53):
Yeah, So shout out to the grounds crew on the
south side. You did what you could in the situation,
and they finished baseball in the sock.

Speaker 3 (30:01):
Well, yeah, they're trying. You gotta try your best.

Speaker 4 (30:04):
Yeah, their socks, you know, they don't even have hands.

Speaker 3 (30:07):
Speaking of the socks, they're already hosting the Minnesota Twins
tonight at Rate Field. First pitch scheduled for one ten pm.
I guess not tonight or this afternoon.

Speaker 1 (30:16):
People are gonna do anything.

Speaker 3 (30:18):
And the Cobs beginning of road series against the Oakladay
is at Sutter Health Park in West Sacramento, California against
the what they Oakland Athletics. Oh, the game set they
start at ten oh five hour time.

Speaker 4 (30:30):
Athletics' They're like, we got to name this team, this
team of athletes, maybe we should call them the Athletics
starts with.

Speaker 2 (30:43):
Now Here's a bit only.

Speaker 5 (30:47):
It's time Chicago's very own chevel.

Speaker 1 (30:52):
Yeah, I love Chevelle.

Speaker 5 (30:53):
Along with Asking Alexandria and Dead Poet Society Byeline Bank,
Aragon Ballroom, Friday, August fifteenth.

Speaker 2 (31:03):
Can you hear the excitement in my voice?

Speaker 1 (31:07):
I can hear it.

Speaker 2 (31:08):
We want you there.

Speaker 5 (31:10):
Caller ten is gonna play Fun to the Head, the
trivia game where we answer questions for you to get
you those tickets, and if we happen to answer wrong,
we get shot with a nerf gun.

Speaker 4 (31:18):
This is a black fingernail polished kind of show.

Speaker 2 (31:22):
Oh yes, eight four four ninety five moto style. Caller
ten is playing fun to that. Michael, are you okay?
I tried okay? Did you hit you?

Speaker 3 (31:34):
Just trying things over here?

Speaker 2 (31:35):
Okay, I just want to make sure this experiment.

Speaker 5 (31:39):
But yes, your chance to win tickets with Fun to
the Head is next on Rock ninety five five.

Speaker 8 (31:45):
Rock ninety five to five. Are we speaking with Joe?

Speaker 9 (31:49):
This is Joe Joe. Oh, I like that Monday, guys.

Speaker 5 (31:56):
Happy Monday, indeed, and welcome to Fun to the Head,
the trivia game where you pick one of us to
answer questions for you we get shot with darts or
nerve darts specifically one day though, more maximism on this show.

Speaker 9 (32:14):
Listen to you guys every morning. Man, I know there's
been some headshots going on.

Speaker 5 (32:19):
All right, you're familiar with the game. Who do you
want to answer? Questions for you today?

Speaker 1 (32:25):
Mmmm?

Speaker 4 (32:27):
You know?

Speaker 2 (32:28):
Uh?

Speaker 9 (32:29):
I think I'm going to do marriage today.

Speaker 1 (32:33):
Okay, Joe, don't you waken big? Be so real with
me right now.

Speaker 9 (32:38):
I definitely do.

Speaker 4 (32:43):
I would never put you in any position to incriminate yourself.

Speaker 2 (32:46):
It is also legal in Illinois.

Speaker 6 (32:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (32:48):
Well, actually I would let you incriminate yourself, but only
if it value both.

Speaker 3 (32:52):
Of Nobody's gonna knock on your door, but.

Speaker 2 (32:58):
We're not going to put you in a full dry suit.

Speaker 1 (33:01):
I might knock on your door if you're going to
share your choice.

Speaker 2 (33:07):
Are you guys ready?

Speaker 3 (33:08):
I'm ready, I'm ready.

Speaker 2 (33:09):
Here we go, I'm ready. Let me answer these questions here?

Speaker 1 (33:13):
All right?

Speaker 4 (33:15):
South Park has a restaurant for the kids based on Hooters.

Speaker 1 (33:19):
What is the name of it?

Speaker 2 (33:21):
I believe it is.

Speaker 1 (33:23):
You're wrong?

Speaker 2 (33:27):
Can we go to wait a second?

Speaker 6 (33:29):
That was the.

Speaker 2 (33:32):
Joe out?

Speaker 1 (33:33):
They failed due out? How do you feel, man?

Speaker 5 (33:41):
Wow with the confidence to the go buzzer for myself
to like, I'm sorry, that's my bad.

Speaker 1 (33:49):
Yeah, wrong, wrong, all right, all right?

Speaker 4 (33:53):
Question number two, which Chicago l system colored line only
has three stations?

Speaker 8 (34:06):
Come on, Chicago boy, I want to say the yellow line?

Speaker 1 (34:09):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (34:12):
All right, Joe, Yes, redemption at its finest.

Speaker 1 (34:19):
Can he pull it off again?

Speaker 3 (34:21):
I wouldn't know the next one.

Speaker 2 (34:22):
That's weird.

Speaker 1 (34:23):
Any Taylor Swift fan would know.

Speaker 4 (34:25):
If something happens, Yeah, I'm saying, if something happens in
a fortnight, it means it happens every what what.

Speaker 1 (34:35):
Unit of measurement is a fortnight? Did you read the Bible?

Speaker 2 (34:40):
Okay, Joe, you got this one?

Speaker 1 (34:43):
Oh man?

Speaker 2 (34:45):
Okay, the grave? Okay. If you don't have it, I
got to guess that I think is good.

Speaker 4 (34:50):
We won't mark it wrong if you get it wrong.
Joe Marris is the only fallible one on this.

Speaker 2 (34:54):
Yeah, go ahead, Joe.

Speaker 9 (34:56):
I'm going to say two weeks.

Speaker 1 (34:57):
That's all correct? Take good?

Speaker 4 (35:01):
Well?

Speaker 1 (35:02):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (35:02):
Can we officially have them answer a question for us?

Speaker 6 (35:05):
Now?

Speaker 3 (35:05):
But it wasn't in the rules from the beginning.

Speaker 1 (35:07):
You forget the question, right?

Speaker 9 (35:09):
Did I break the rules?

Speaker 3 (35:10):
There?

Speaker 1 (35:11):
No?

Speaker 4 (35:11):
No, no, no, you're adding to the rules.

Speaker 1 (35:13):
You're not breaking up.

Speaker 2 (35:14):
Okay, we're making this up as we go to.

Speaker 4 (35:15):
Yeah, so, dear listener, when you call in for this segment,
you can answer correctly. You can you can answer incorrectly.
You won't be deducted points. We are the only people
that can get anything wrong, as we are the only
people that can be shot.

Speaker 5 (35:28):
Yes, because I was definitely going to get wrong. I
thought a Fortnite was twelve days.

Speaker 1 (35:34):
But wow, yeah, good thing. Joe is here to see it. Hey,
we're up to something, done right, You do it yourself?
Am I right?

Speaker 3 (35:41):
Joe?

Speaker 9 (35:42):
I think I'm going to come work with you. Guys.

Speaker 2 (35:44):
You know all right, it's not bad.

Speaker 1 (35:46):
Bring we number four.

Speaker 9 (35:49):
All day.

Speaker 4 (35:50):
Who is the only actor to receive an Oscar nomination
for acting in Lord of the Rings.

Speaker 2 (35:59):
I didn't even know this was a thing. Yeah, I'm
out on this one too.

Speaker 3 (36:04):
Guess I'm just gonna with yours.

Speaker 2 (36:09):
Elijah Wood.

Speaker 4 (36:12):
Yeah, okay, Ian McKellen, Oh, oh, you gotta go full
lew love lizard. If you want to get an Oscar
for a sci fi sci fi is not the word,
it's fantasy.

Speaker 2 (36:30):
There you go, all right? Number five, I gotta redeem myself.

Speaker 1 (36:34):
You better be a goddamn American of this.

Speaker 4 (36:37):
How many stars are on the American flag?

Speaker 1 (36:41):
You know what, Joe, stail out of the world.

Speaker 2 (36:43):
You're just hitting a bunch.

Speaker 6 (36:44):
Joe.

Speaker 9 (36:44):
Go ahead, yeah.

Speaker 2 (36:49):
United, Well, Joe, you save that one for yourself. Well done.

Speaker 9 (36:59):
I'm gonna get shinned out of America if I got
that wrong.

Speaker 1 (37:02):
And you're what, Joe, then you're what you were going
to say?

Speaker 5 (37:05):
No, no, don't say you don't say do not say it.

Speaker 2 (37:09):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (37:10):
We like our jobs a lot, and I like to
start the pots.

Speaker 5 (37:14):
We like to send you to Chevelle to see asking
Alexandra and.

Speaker 2 (37:17):
Dead Oh at Society.

Speaker 5 (37:19):
This is going to be an amazing show all going
on at Byline Bank aragon A Ballroom on August fifteenth.
You are in the building, and who are you taking
with you?

Speaker 9 (37:31):
I know it might take my buddy Ted.

Speaker 5 (37:33):
Maybe shout out to tedw cant Ringers.

Speaker 6 (37:39):
Nice, oh, nice mechanics the car All right, Joe, you're
all set Ringers and everybody else who wants to go
to this show over that's where we.

Speaker 2 (37:51):
Chik a check right.

Speaker 1 (37:55):
The corporate chill said. The news doesn't have to get
you down and I was like, you know what, You're right.

Speaker 4 (38:01):
As long as I just avoid politics and religion, there's
plenty of good things to look at in those headlines.

Speaker 1 (38:08):
Welcome to bad news Bears.

Speaker 4 (38:11):
A driver faces multiple charges in a New York City
crash that killed a mom and her two kids walking
in a crosswalk. That's right, they're starting with the women
and children. Two killed, four injured in a shooting at
a house party in Washington State.

Speaker 1 (38:31):
That's right. You're not even safe in your own home.

Speaker 4 (38:35):
Bus driver shoots two passengers dead after an argument.

Speaker 1 (38:40):
Public transportation isn't safe either.

Speaker 2 (38:43):
Wow.

Speaker 4 (38:44):
Police searching for women who stole jackets.

Speaker 1 (38:48):
That's right. They're taking the coat right off your back. Now,
go to work.

Speaker 4 (38:54):
The shareholders need your value.

Speaker 1 (38:56):
This has been bad.

Speaker 3 (38:58):
Newspears rockin Chicago's rock station maris Yes, what do you got, budd.

Speaker 5 (39:06):
Oh, we're talking March madness, prenuptial agreements. Oh sounds excessive,
but is a thing that people looked into this year.

Speaker 3 (39:14):
And the short and skinny of it.

Speaker 5 (39:16):
Is that speaking of my life, because March madness actively
just takes over your life. There's basketball all day for
the first weekend, and then you have three weekends of it,
couples signed agreement that specified how many games they would

(39:39):
actually watch, so.

Speaker 1 (39:41):
If well, I'm just not marrying that person.

Speaker 3 (39:45):
This is an agreement.

Speaker 5 (39:46):
This is but it's it's a good way to say, hey,
you go ahead and watch games on Thursday.

Speaker 2 (39:50):
Then we go out Friday, then you can do something. However,
you wanted to break way to.

Speaker 4 (39:54):
Say, hey, lawyers, my husband has emotional immaturity.

Speaker 1 (39:58):
Can we get this in writing.

Speaker 5 (40:00):
I don't think it went up to like an actual lawyer,
but it's just like couples putting it in front of
each other, like, Hey, I know it's gonna be chaotic.

Speaker 2 (40:07):
I know you want to watch basketball. I also want
to see you.

Speaker 3 (40:11):
But wouldn't it be emotionally immature to just ignore your
wife and just watch games non stop. I feel like
there's a bit of maturity in going, hey, we should
come up to an agreement here.

Speaker 4 (40:19):
I believe that you believe that that tracks.

Speaker 5 (40:23):
But it's also one of those things where it's like
watch the games together and then kind of tough to
amit other time.

Speaker 3 (40:30):
My wife does not love basket.

Speaker 4 (40:31):
You don't have to watch the game together. It's more
of a like, hey, babe, I'm going to go watch
this game real quick and then let's do something afterwards.

Speaker 1 (40:39):
Or Hey, bab I know I have the game.

Speaker 4 (40:41):
Today, so let's go get brunched together and then I'm
gonna go watch it. Because you know, if you want
to be in a partnership, you got to be a
partner to your partner.

Speaker 3 (40:50):
Am I missing something? Isn't that what the whole story is? Yeah,
that's okay, Yeah, that's all right.

Speaker 1 (40:56):
It's mostly that.

Speaker 5 (40:57):
Yes, it's just having the communication up front to say, hey,
I got you later, I just need to But if it's.

Speaker 4 (41:03):
If it's escalating to prenuptial premis, I think, God.

Speaker 1 (41:08):
That's insane.

Speaker 2 (41:09):
I think it.

Speaker 5 (41:09):
I think they're just using the term to be very
specific about it.

Speaker 1 (41:13):
Like the lying like no one's actually getting a prenup about.

Speaker 5 (41:16):
This, Like it's just having the communication up front to say,
I'm going to be with the boys on Saturday watching
basketball all day. Sunday, We're going to brunch and you
get as many mimosas as you want to driving.

Speaker 4 (41:30):
Wow, So a prenup was the sensationalized part of that story.
You know, you're you're trying times when legal work is.

Speaker 1 (41:39):
Like it's sensationalized.

Speaker 3 (41:41):
Yeah, God bless.

Speaker 8 (41:42):
Eight four four ninety five fifty. Is this something that
you would look into?

Speaker 3 (41:47):
Do you have something you and your wife do or
you and your husband do?

Speaker 9 (41:50):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (41:50):
I know during football season, I get a little mannic.

Speaker 1 (41:53):
Someone just texted, I love Maria.

Speaker 4 (41:56):
But it sounds a little emotionally insecure to say that
something is a little emotionally and secure.

Speaker 3 (42:03):
You got me, man, They're quick on the text.

Speaker 1 (42:06):
I like it a four four nine five five ninety
five fifty text us.

Speaker 5 (42:14):
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Free for ninety five minutes. You see what we did there.

Speaker 4 (42:22):
Because ninety five five like the station that we're on exactly.
So the ninety five minutes of just rock music without
people trying to sell you something. The smartest seventh, which
is different from talking, which is what we're going to
do anyway.

Speaker 3 (42:36):
Here it is Michael, absolutely time for a little rock report.

Speaker 2 (42:39):
Shall we? Yes?

Speaker 3 (42:40):
We show you know Black Sabbath Ozzy doing the final show,
the big Show. Rumor circulating now that Ozzie will perform
Black Sabba's final show. In a quote thrown over the stadium.

Speaker 4 (42:50):
I'm looking forward to the next report where we're going
to spread Ozzie's ashes at this show, and it's starting
to feel like like I'm not looking forward to his death.
Let me be so clear that there's a show I'm
making a joke.

Speaker 3 (43:01):
Living funeral type thing, and everybody in the rock world
is going to be there. But they're saying Black Sabba's
final show. Rumor is that they will be suspending Ozzy
on a throne above the stadium.

Speaker 4 (43:11):
It's fun because then they return later as the White Sabbath.

Speaker 3 (43:14):
I think what they have to do is he can't
walk well, right, so they're trying to think of a
cool way to sort of without him just sitting on stage.

Speaker 2 (43:21):
I get it.

Speaker 1 (43:22):
So what we don't want the mo bet of Darkness?

Speaker 2 (43:24):
I like.

Speaker 4 (43:28):
It.

Speaker 2 (43:29):
I see it, great visual. Let the man sit.

Speaker 3 (43:31):
Yeah, he doesn't like it.

Speaker 4 (43:34):
You know what, let's zoom in. The Friends of Darkness
deserves remote work. You shouldn't have to cover it into
the office. Has he not arged at least.

Speaker 2 (43:44):
That when you said zoom I was like, no, not
on a zip line.

Speaker 1 (43:47):
No, no, no Skype.

Speaker 3 (43:50):
Our generation also going on to the rock world, and
I think this is known a bit, but rumor circulating
and more evidence mounting that Nikki six does not play
his instrument for years and years. Even Mick Marrs when
he sued the band, said in a you know in
the court records or whatever, that only five percent of
the time has he ever seen Nicky six actually play
his guitar live?

Speaker 1 (44:11):
Seems like a Nicky five at that.

Speaker 3 (44:12):
It's right four kind of interesting that. Well, there's a
video online that kind of brought this to light where
he somebody fans rush on stage and he kind of
they're running towards him and he just takes his guitar
and holds it behind him, and the bassline just keeps going.
If people are like a right.

Speaker 4 (44:25):
Which is crazy because I go to rock shows to
see all the technical perfection, it's like they're right on point.
I guess, just like the record someone who's doing their
technical job.

Speaker 1 (44:37):
It's the engineer's band.

Speaker 3 (44:40):
And Finally, Disturbed drummer denies banner damage claims Disturbs Mike
Wengren is shutting down accusations that the band's pyrotechnics damage
to the Chicago Bulls NBA championship banners at the United Center.
He said they had the flames under control, but somehow
the banners still got burned.

Speaker 2 (44:55):
So I don't know.

Speaker 3 (44:56):
Sorry about dog.

Speaker 5 (44:57):
You left after your show, did not stay to check
on the band they.

Speaker 3 (45:02):
Were before your show? You had massive off your stay.

Speaker 1 (45:08):
We have mysical evidence.

Speaker 5 (45:10):
I'm gonna go inspect. I'm going I'm going to be
at the United Center tonight. You've got another show that
you're going to tonight.

Speaker 3 (45:16):
Yeah, I'm gonna go. See they used at the House
of Blues for a second night in a row.

Speaker 2 (45:19):
Yes, you want to talk about it next, Yeah, let's
do that. Let's do that.

Speaker 1 (45:21):
Let's do that.

Speaker 2 (45:22):
Yeah they didn't burn Okay, right.

Speaker 1 (45:27):
Us in their own prison.

Speaker 4 (45:30):
Today's the National Crayon Day, So I'd like to use
this opportunity to shout out our Chicago devil Dogs. Any
marines in the Chicago land area. That is their favorite
snack crayons to wash it down with, see blue Elmers
if you can splurge on there.

Speaker 2 (45:49):
Yeah, there's a deep joke here.

Speaker 4 (45:50):
Okay, you either get it or you don't. You get
to spend some time around marines. It's rock ninty five
to five in the morning, marsh, But and I have
spent some time.

Speaker 1 (46:01):
Love you boys.

Speaker 3 (46:03):
What are you doing gentlemen talking concerts? Yeah, and that's busy, man,
it is very cool. I the opportunity last night, which
was really cool. One of my favorite bands that used
is playing their first three albums in a row, three
days in a row at the House of Blue. That's awesome,
super cool.

Speaker 4 (46:19):
Well, the Era's tour for the.

Speaker 3 (46:21):
Well, crazy thing was is they did. They scheduled three
shows and then they sold out so quick. They're now
doing three shows next month again, so it's six sold
out shows. Is a lot to worrow.

Speaker 1 (46:31):
Oh man, are we closemo is alive?

Speaker 4 (46:34):
And Well rock isn't dead, it's just depressed.

Speaker 2 (46:37):
I really want to fight whoever tried to say that.

Speaker 4 (46:40):
They always try to say that, like every five years
there's some rock star whose band isn't doing as well
as it was five years before.

Speaker 1 (46:47):
And there, right, this is the genre. Definitely not a
me problem.

Speaker 5 (46:53):
You might not be doing okay, but everybody else is
taking it in.

Speaker 1 (46:57):
People still want to go to concerts.

Speaker 3 (46:58):
I'll tell you Bert mccrack. You know, he was in
a sort of jacket all show and I was like,
my god, he's got to be so hot up there
and bracket here's the thing about us, old guys. We've
put on a little weight, so I can see that
he's not wearing that medium T shirt that he wore
in his Emo tables.

Speaker 4 (47:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (47:16):
Great, absolutely phenomenal show. So good in fact, that I
bought a ticket before I left the venue for tonight,
so I'm gonna.

Speaker 4 (47:21):
Go to That's a real good I love that.

Speaker 5 (47:23):
Maris Tonight, Deftones, they United Center?

Speaker 1 (47:27):
How can they hear them?

Speaker 3 (47:29):
Like a half point for them?

Speaker 2 (47:34):
Very excited about this one.

Speaker 5 (47:36):
And first and foremost, when you go into a United
Center show, just no follow the United Centers social because
they will give you what you need to know before
you go.

Speaker 2 (47:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (47:45):
Well you need to know is that you have to
pay for parking there?

Speaker 3 (47:48):
Yeah yeah, but.

Speaker 1 (47:50):
Like a lot I was.

Speaker 4 (47:53):
I think it was like six Okay, crazy.

Speaker 1 (47:56):
Was it for? I might be making that up, but
I think it was sixty lots?

Speaker 2 (48:02):
I quicker.

Speaker 4 (48:04):
I just also think it's ridiculous that I'm paying however
much for a ticket and that doesn't cover parking at
your venue.

Speaker 2 (48:09):
There's also free parking around the United Center.

Speaker 1 (48:12):
I don't care.

Speaker 4 (48:12):
I'm paying that much money for a ticket and I
work all the time.

Speaker 3 (48:16):
Should be fifteen.

Speaker 4 (48:18):
Yeah, I'm not talking about me specifically, Michael, Sometimes I
think about other people when i'm speaking.

Speaker 2 (48:25):
You should try it sometimes.

Speaker 5 (48:28):
Tone Mars Falta, who I've never seen before. I'm excited
to see Mars.

Speaker 1 (48:32):
Oh they're great.

Speaker 5 (48:33):
But I think the big thing that just rope me
in for seeing at deaf Tones again since they were
at Lalla, was the Lalla performance. You were telling me
high energy, just Chino bouncing around the stage having a blast,
sounding amazing while singing.

Speaker 1 (48:49):
That really was a good set.

Speaker 4 (48:51):
I had four friends with me, so I'm like getting
into it right.

Speaker 1 (48:56):
They had taken do.

Speaker 4 (48:57):
You know that we have legal mushrooms in this state?
They had taken those. They didn't listen to the people
at the dispensary that were like, try with one first
and then see where you're at. They took one, they
waited thirty minutes. They're like, we don't feel anything. They
took two more. So I'm like getting real into like change.

Speaker 1 (49:15):
I'm like, I turn around.

Speaker 4 (49:19):
Four adults on the ground, one with her kindle open.

Speaker 1 (49:22):
Writing a book.

Speaker 4 (49:23):
The rest of them they're just trying to stay on
this planet. So that Deftones show tonight just to actually
get some energy around me.

Speaker 3 (49:32):
Oh yeah, fifteen dollars parking Landmark west Loop Grodge A,
twenty dollars parking full Market Groadge All close enough.

Speaker 4 (49:39):
If I'm paying two hundred dollars for a ticket, I
want that to cover parking. And I don't think that
that's asking too m Chicago.

Speaker 3 (49:46):
I want free beer? Can I get a free beer
with my ticket?

Speaker 1 (49:49):
Okay?

Speaker 3 (49:49):
Yeah, park and beer.

Speaker 1 (49:51):
We're not in fantasy.

Speaker 6 (49:54):
Wow.

Speaker 4 (49:55):
This share is a very wide city street that has
trees and vegetation on either side and includes a media
and wow, all of these broken dreams.

Speaker 3 (50:04):
I was looking at the song name, going, how's she
going to do this?

Speaker 1 (50:07):
That's what a boulevard is, in case you're wondering. So
it's the difference between you to read a boulevard.

Speaker 4 (50:12):
It's a morning mash. But I'm rocking ninety five five nars.
Please don't hurt me? Who what are we doing?

Speaker 3 (50:17):
Text text in all day long, not just for us,
but for everybody on the station eight four four fifty,
starting from the ooh Katie, oh what Katie pulled the
text for me today and you gave me four letters
for the area code. This one's from the three three
one seven. Okay, well, good morning, wash pitch. This is

(50:41):
Mike from Bloomingdale. I just want to shout out a
happy birthday to Angus Young, seventy years old and still jaming.

Speaker 4 (50:46):
Hell yeah, seventy years young, Angus young.

Speaker 3 (50:50):
What a great voice? So good? Who's gonna be the
singer of this band?

Speaker 2 (50:56):
A doing?

Speaker 1 (50:57):
Happy birthdare a beach?

Speaker 3 (50:58):
Oh my god. Leanne from Plainfield says chainsaws are great
for people who ride your ass without the decency to
pull your hair first. Screw the tires, I go for
the hood. Whoa Leanne and my kind of woman. I've
got chains on it back. I remember you can always.

Speaker 1 (51:21):
Do you get it?

Speaker 2 (51:22):
Do you get it? Do you get it?

Speaker 3 (51:23):
I get it, get it. It's Joe, it is.

Speaker 1 (51:26):
I'm sorry miss all right anyway, I.

Speaker 3 (51:29):
Don't need to sit on top of it.

Speaker 2 (51:31):
Points.

Speaker 3 (51:32):
Instead of removing this is from the seven eight three nine.
Instead of removing the hooters from Hooters all we were
talking about this earlier. They're dehootering Hooters, trying to make
it more family friendly. Instead of removing the hooters from Hooters,
they should go the other way and add dudes and
booty shorts. Maybe Maria will go then.

Speaker 4 (51:52):
I can't. I'm distracted by Candy having her head in
her hands because she get what an area code is
so wrong?

Speaker 3 (52:00):
That's like, is this the last four digits?

Speaker 2 (52:02):
Shoulders?

Speaker 4 (52:02):
Yes, the area could inform those defining digits of this number.

Speaker 3 (52:06):
Instead, all right, we got Bob says I just got
out of the Loyola burn unit from a chemical accident Friday.
Pray for a Bob, Jesus better critical burn.

Speaker 1 (52:21):
What did they say? Did they go for your mom?

Speaker 3 (52:23):
Easy? And from the seven five to one to one,
the area code seven fun says I once dated a
girl who picked quote Nothing Else Matters from Metallica as
our song I Like an Idiot picked in Your Eyes
by Peter Gabriel as our song. Instead, the relationship didn't
last very long. Actually I dodged a bullet. She confessed

(52:45):
she was only with me to quote fix me or
some crap. I also later found out that she lied
about her kid dying.

Speaker 2 (52:51):
Okay, wow.

Speaker 3 (52:53):
From the seven seven one five there all right, no trauma, health,
no trauma.

Speaker 1 (52:57):
I can't believe it didn't work.

Speaker 3 (52:58):
Finally, from the sick three, oh oh, well done, Katie
Oh sitting in a hot tub in Arizona. Oh, this
is cool. I love these these kind of texts. Sitting
in a hot tub in Arizona, listening on the iHeart
at app, and a question popped in my head. Do
you guys have kids bop tickets?

Speaker 2 (53:17):
This week?

Speaker 3 (53:18):
Asking for a friend from.

Speaker 1 (53:19):
Amber, I'm asking for Maris. Hey, Mars, we.

Speaker 8 (53:22):
Are a Maris one day and a weekend removed from not.

Speaker 2 (53:26):
Having kids about tickets and.

Speaker 1 (53:28):
We told you it's too long.

Speaker 5 (53:29):
This week is Chevelle and Toto. Okay, that's all it is.

Speaker 4 (53:35):
You can make kids bop in in Toto actually about Africa.

Speaker 1 (53:40):
It can.

Speaker 4 (53:40):
It can be about all the animals in Africa.

Speaker 5 (53:43):
That sounds beautiful, Maria, Maria bop. Yeah, that sounds glorious.

Speaker 3 (53:48):
You can always text us eight four four ninety five fifty.
That's eight four four ninety five fifty.

Speaker 4 (53:55):
Oh he found them. Rest and peace for any mercury.
It's morning, gosh, but I'm rocking ninety five.

Speaker 2 (54:01):
That's dark.

Speaker 1 (54:02):
It's a dark joke.

Speaker 2 (54:02):
That was real Monday.

Speaker 4 (54:04):
Listen, it's darken in and of itself. Wow, we're staying
in the clouds. What's happening?

Speaker 1 (54:09):
Man?

Speaker 3 (54:10):
Trying to land this plane over here.

Speaker 4 (54:15):
All right, I'm having a filter yes and not saying please,
certainly not off of that joke.

Speaker 2 (54:20):
So Michael and I are going to be out and about.

Speaker 3 (54:23):
Yeah, super excited again.

Speaker 5 (54:26):
If you see me United Center for the Deaf Tone shows, bye,
say hi.

Speaker 2 (54:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (54:31):
And if you see my tall, skinny ass trying to
awkwardly not get in your way, tell them to move
at the used show. You know what I did. I
told Maris. I went and found a couple other tall
people and we kind of congregated together as to not yes,
spread our tallness around. Thank you, that's what people's Yeah,
you legit would be fun tonight though. House of Blue
is the Used and deftnes United Center.

Speaker 5 (54:52):
Yeah, and we're gonna be talking about it tomorrow, along
with tickets for Toto and.

Speaker 2 (54:57):
Hey nope, quick question, why not? Hey absolutely?

Speaker 4 (55:02):
Now, while we're on the topic of tea, any chance
maybe we could get kids bop