Humpday Chaos: Drones, Rats, & Bertie Bott’s Beans?!

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The Morning Mosh Pit is bringing big energy and even bigger stories today!

🍬 Bertie Bott’s Every Flavor Beans in the Chicago River?! – A magical sight ahead of the Harry Potter store opening!

🛸 Drone Disrupts Cubs Game – Was it a prank or a security concern?

🎭 Val Kilmer Dead at 65 – Remembering the legendary actor’s life and career.

🏢 New Downtown DMV: A Game Changer? – Can Chicago’s newest DMV actually make your life easier?

🐀 Rat Birth Control is Here?! – The latest effort to tackle Chicago’s rodent problem—brilliant or bonkers?

🎮 "Fun to the Head" – Listeners call in for a fast-paced trivia showdown!
Wake up, turn it up, and get ready for pure morning mayhem!

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
We got a shop.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
I like that.

Speaker 3 (00:06):
It's the morning mush. But I'm Drock of ninety five.
But my name is Maria Palmer, Ah mayor Michael. We
have a lot today, don't weat gentlemen, we.

Speaker 4 (00:13):
Do big death what I have to jump things off
on a bad note, but one of like one of
like literally a actor I grew up with.

Speaker 2 (00:21):
I mean his movies iconic. Yeah, like he passed away away.

Speaker 5 (00:25):
Val Kilmer that's sixty five.

Speaker 4 (00:27):
Yeah, So we're gonna dig into some of his movies,
legendary movies.

Speaker 5 (00:30):
Do you ever watch his documentary no.

Speaker 4 (00:33):
On his life or he made a documentary about something.
He made a documentary about his life. Oh, yes, that's interesting.

Speaker 2 (00:43):
I mean he was in a bunch of legendary movies.
He was in Heat.

Speaker 4 (00:45):
There's an amazing movie Heat, Top Gun, Oh Batman. I
mean yeah, the dude had some iconic roles. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (00:54):
Also we got to talk sports.

Speaker 5 (00:55):
I like his tough gun work. Sorry, he is my
favorite one a lot.

Speaker 4 (01:01):
So we got NFL rule changes. Yes, we got a
bunch of games going on today and yesterday.

Speaker 2 (01:06):
And shout out to the Bulls. Shout out to the Bulls.
We got playoffs.

Speaker 5 (01:12):
That's how you shout out the bulls.

Speaker 2 (01:15):
Do bulls move?

Speaker 5 (01:17):
They are a form of cow.

Speaker 6 (01:20):
My grandpa had cows. Bulls move all right, they go.
I don't know why that.

Speaker 5 (01:25):
Was one more time. Thank you.

Speaker 6 (01:29):
That's a legit cow sound. By the way, I don't
know why that was my high thought of the day.

Speaker 5 (01:34):
It's a legit cow.

Speaker 2 (01:39):
That's what chickens sound like. When I don't need my
little buddy, I got Michael.

Speaker 5 (01:44):
We got a Michael in the right place, A weird
sound like.

Speaker 6 (01:54):
Also on the way today, fun to the head. At
eight we have chavel tickets up for grabs, and then
we also have Toto tickets up for grabs.

Speaker 3 (02:03):
Tickets quick questions, would it be possible? Wow, we're doing
our Chevelle tickets.

Speaker 6 (02:11):
And so you're dragging this out and the people want
to know. I'm investigating, you're investigating.

Speaker 2 (02:18):
I'm looking into it.

Speaker 5 (02:19):
You're exploring all of the connections.

Speaker 2 (02:22):
I'm I'm actively doing some actual work.

Speaker 4 (02:29):
Now.

Speaker 1 (02:30):
W HI weather with Michael who likes moisture readings way
too much.

Speaker 4 (02:42):
Nasty day today. That's how I felt walking to work
while the pummeling me in the face. It's gonna be.

Speaker 6 (02:50):
Wet You did not start that by saying the weather
is going to be nasty today.

Speaker 5 (02:58):
It's gonna be wet.

Speaker 4 (02:59):
Oh, in fact, use the word, I would be proud.
I didn't take an over three blocks. I just spot through.

Speaker 5 (03:10):
Wow, you're so strong.

Speaker 2 (03:12):
Thanks, I'm so proud of your.

Speaker 5 (03:16):
Bullet.

Speaker 4 (03:18):
My got my house. Keep in my shirt. I don't
lose it, which I did yesterday. I had to have
them let me in my building. That son of a
it's forty bucks if you lock yourself out of your
apartment my building, it's forty dollars to have them let
you back in. Oh, so I just kicked the door down. No,
it's gonna be super gross today. Uh, thunderstorms, rain, soaking wet,

(03:43):
just messy all day long.

Speaker 5 (03:45):
Biggles, sloppy day with my jim.

Speaker 7 (03:48):
Right, nasty weather with oist boots, jacket, hat, whatever you
gotta do today, it's gonna be gross.

Speaker 5 (04:01):
Put a glove on.

Speaker 2 (04:02):
That's right. That's why they just get exact.

Speaker 5 (04:08):
I think that the kinkiness is maintained throughout there.

Speaker 2 (04:12):
It is.

Speaker 4 (04:12):
Actually it's like tornado like tornadic activity.

Speaker 2 (04:15):
There it is.

Speaker 5 (04:16):
Are we confident that that's a real word?

Speaker 4 (04:18):
I think?

Speaker 5 (04:18):
So?

Speaker 6 (04:19):
Look this is gonna sound a lot of words made
up on this show.

Speaker 5 (04:23):
Damn it it is. It is We're smart. Damn okay, hey,
high five? Really two?

Speaker 3 (04:30):
Or of the nature of a tornado characterized by a
violent or devastating action or emotion all the tornadic wrath
of the people.

Speaker 4 (04:39):
By the way Downstaate is gonna get it a lot
harder than we are.

Speaker 8 (04:45):
Shut him up, maris what are we doing?

Speaker 6 (04:51):
Nacimine rock ninety five? It is the morning mashpit. And
yesterday was the April Fools. That wasn't They were beans
on the river? Yeah, and it was the actual reason
for beans being on the river.

Speaker 4 (05:04):
It was crazy, I thought when I saw this online,
I thought it was ai. It was basically like look
like giant jelly beans floating in the in the Chicago River.
To celebrate the mischief of April Fool's Day, The Wizarding
World of Harry Potter took over the Windy City with
a spellbinding stunt, great writing there, Who is this WGN fantastic?
They got a thesaurus giant. Now again, I'm not a

(05:27):
Harry Potter guy. I don't know what this means. So
you guys are gonna to help me out. Giant birdie bots.
Every flavor beans were seen floating in the Chicago River
just beneath the Michigan Avenue Bridge, creating a visually striking
and whimsical moment along the river.

Speaker 6 (05:40):
So the beans come in the most asinine flavors.

Speaker 4 (05:43):
Yeah, they said. One of the flavors was vomit and grass. Yeah, okay,
explain the beans to me short version. Well, they're in
the movie. Are the magical?

Speaker 5 (05:51):
I wish I could explain the bean.

Speaker 2 (05:53):
I can't.

Speaker 5 (05:55):
We don't have enough time.

Speaker 4 (05:56):
I tried to find them. I can't find a bean anywhere.
There's a big silver one right next to Grand Park.
You can see this sky line.

Speaker 3 (06:04):
We got there. I've already bought some of your flavor
beans and Harry Potter. It's one of the first like
wizard candies that Harry tries. It's very cool at novel
because they have literally every flavor. It's not like your
normal candy flavors. It's like, like you said, environs or
grass or Dumbledore. It's an ear wax one. Yeah, so

(06:24):
that's that's the thing. That's pretty much it.

Speaker 4 (06:26):
Well, this was a stunt to promote the brand new
Harry Potter Shop coming to Michigan Avenue this month. It's
right below the Omni Hotel and I'll open its stores
on April tenth and has tons of cool stuff. Now
I'm not even into Harry Potter, but I read about
this thing. I love themed stuff, and this is gonna
be really cool.

Speaker 6 (06:44):
Actually, that's really smart on them, because that's right before
C two E two.

Speaker 4 (06:47):
Oh brilliant. Yeah, it's gonna be twelve thousand square feet.
It'll welcome guests with a quote moving mermaid stained glass window,
which apparently is from the prefixed bath room at Hogwarts. Yes,
like that's where's coming from. And then inside, fans will
also notice nods to the three tasks of the Triwizard Tournament.

Speaker 5 (07:07):
Yes, yes, yes, yes.

Speaker 4 (07:08):
There will be suspended broomsticks on fire hanging from the
ceiling Goblets of fire.

Speaker 5 (07:13):
Oh.

Speaker 4 (07:18):
The store will also feature a number of themed areas,
including a Chicago section, a Minna Lima section, house themed
apparel so you'd be able to get stuff for your house.
Who wants to do this?

Speaker 2 (07:28):
A personalization section Listen, what are we gonna do next?

Speaker 5 (07:31):
Go hang out?

Speaker 2 (07:32):
Yes to us?

Speaker 5 (07:36):
Come whimsy?

Speaker 2 (07:37):
Oh my god.

Speaker 6 (07:39):
Okay, first things first, I didn't read the books, and
I like the Harry Potter movies.

Speaker 2 (07:44):
Okay.

Speaker 9 (07:45):
Secondly, and also he has joy in his heart. We
just came from Disney whimsical places around.

Speaker 7 (07:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (07:55):
I was gonna say there's a reason.

Speaker 5 (07:57):
Whimsy because whimsy. I'm sorry.

Speaker 2 (07:58):
I'm sorry.

Speaker 5 (07:58):
Continue with the red bad interrupting.

Speaker 2 (08:03):
Continue, I'm sorry.

Speaker 4 (08:04):
To be fair, I've never seen Guardians of the Galaxy,
and I like that ride and stuff.

Speaker 5 (08:07):
You Galaxy. I knew before I said it that.

Speaker 2 (08:12):
You do I work. Okay, you have to address one
thing and not focus on the Harry Potter store. Harry Potter.

Speaker 6 (08:22):
Okay, so first things first, Harry Potter is one of
those things that you can share with your kids, you
can share with your family, and it's an event for
everybody to go down and sell it.

Speaker 5 (08:31):
Michael doesn't have kids.

Speaker 2 (08:33):
God was watching out for me and the kids.

Speaker 5 (08:38):
The world at Laura.

Speaker 6 (08:39):
Yeah, it's just it's just a fun, nostalgic thing that
you can lean into. And it'd be like if they
opened a Star Wars store completely themed out on Michigan,
al I'd be there every day.

Speaker 3 (08:52):
I do think it's funny that they're promoting that store, like, oh, yeah,
you're Harry Potter. Store on Michigan Avenue needs promotion.

Speaker 5 (08:58):
I'm sure no one will go in.

Speaker 2 (09:00):
The line's gonna be stuid.

Speaker 5 (09:01):
It's gotta be ridiculous.

Speaker 6 (09:03):
Oh, the first weekend being tied into two two. I
don't know if they did that on purpose, but it's genius.

Speaker 4 (09:08):
Oh yeah, in the store, they're gonna have a bar,
so at least I can go have a drink, says
the largest butter beer bar in the US, inspired by
Chicago's famous speakeasies.

Speaker 3 (09:18):
I gotta trap you in your house and we'll make
you watch Harry Potter.

Speaker 5 (09:22):
It's so good.

Speaker 2 (09:23):
That's a whole weekend movie, like an owl. Okay, I know.

Speaker 5 (09:27):
You think I can't keep him contained for a weekend.
That's a funny body. I mean, just chained to a couch.
You're holding my eyes open. It's not water.

Speaker 3 (09:36):
I'm not taking him anywhere. It's like a hostage situation.
It's different.

Speaker 8 (09:41):
There's nuance Ozzy singing about his time as a Spirit
Airlines pilot.

Speaker 5 (09:49):
On the morning on Rockety Mikey Wait.

Speaker 2 (09:56):
Thank you. Oh you gotta hit that louder.

Speaker 5 (09:58):
Yeah, we're gonna have to no it, nest you.

Speaker 4 (10:02):
Got to tap it and pull your hand off quick.
So I was testing it out it.

Speaker 2 (10:12):
There.

Speaker 5 (10:12):
It's just it's so far away from the mic. It
needs its own mic.

Speaker 2 (10:16):
We can do that.

Speaker 5 (10:17):
Yeah, we give it its own mic.

Speaker 10 (10:18):
Yeah yeah, yeah, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (10:21):
That's not it.

Speaker 3 (10:22):
That's not the same. That's it here. You see it,
You see it, Michael.

Speaker 5 (10:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (10:26):
If you're if you're watching the Cubs.

Speaker 3 (10:28):
Athletics, got to be right, it's got to be it's
got to be right into it.

Speaker 2 (10:32):
I can't, I know. Then it goes anywhere.

Speaker 4 (10:40):
If you're watching the Cubs game Monday night, the big
one where they won eighteen to three against the Athletics,
there was a delay in the game when a drone
flew onto the field. I've been saying this forever. They
got to figure out a way to keep these drones
out from above these crowds, because you could hook anything
you want to.

Speaker 2 (10:54):
A drone, any idiot and fly it over a stadium.

Speaker 5 (10:56):
Well, don't put ideas in people's heads.

Speaker 4 (10:58):
Oh they've got the ideas, I'm sure they. Basically they
stopped the whole game. And the funny thing is is
it was so low to the field that the bat
boy ran out and just snatched it out of the air.

Speaker 6 (11:08):
But yeah, that's all too fitting.

Speaker 4 (11:15):
It was funny and it's tough. I've a drone, so
when you hold onto these things and the propellers are spinning,
they'll rip you up. You've got to be careful. So
he's like holding onto it and he's trying to like
pass it off to one of the security guys, but
it's like buzzing and going crazy. Yeah, they said the
game was only the layed a few minutes, and then
the Cubs continued murdering the Athletics eight wow, three wow.

(11:35):
And the A's now playing Sacramento while waiting for the
new stadium in Vegas to be built.

Speaker 6 (11:40):
So that's I think that's the big thing about this.
I think if they were still playing in Oakland at
the original stadium, they have to be shot down before
not shot down. But there are ways to work around this.
When you're at the minor league stadium, you might be
dealing with two stories that you have to hover over.

Speaker 2 (11:56):
You're in a stadium stadium.

Speaker 6 (11:58):
You got to work your way up get over, and
I'm assuming they have processes to work around this. Other words,
everybody and their mother would be at Wrigley Soldier Field,
Comisky like just all over the place with these drunks.

Speaker 2 (12:11):
The Mariners had that.

Speaker 4 (12:12):
They had people post it up at the top of
the stadiums to watch for anything that flies over the
stadium and they stop the game instantly.

Speaker 2 (12:18):
But that was years ago.

Speaker 3 (12:19):
Even so, I want to see someone chook a hot
dog at a drone knock it out.

Speaker 2 (12:24):
Be the most Chicago thing ever.

Speaker 4 (12:25):
Yeah, by the way, I hope that the drone camera
catches the hot dog, just end over end.

Speaker 8 (12:33):
Saying, and then you just see mustard across the street.

Speaker 4 (12:39):
I do know that some of the stadiums are have
no fly zones around them, and like one time I
went to fly my drone in a no fly zone
because there's a big forest fire going on and I
wanted to fly it up just to take a picture.
Crazy thing was is on your phone because you control
it with your phone, it makes you sign a waiver.
It says you know this is a no fly zone, dummy,
Oh sign this with your finger and know what you're
getting into. And I was like, what do you think

(13:01):
I did? Sign that thing up?

Speaker 2 (13:04):
So check it out.

Speaker 4 (13:05):
I fly it up in the air and I take
a picture and I bring it right back down and
put it away and put it in my car, and
two forest rangers come barreling up the road and they
stopped next to my car. They look at me, and
they just kept going. I was like, oh, so you
gotta be it's like it's a federal fine. I mean
a federal offense to that, or.

Speaker 5 (13:20):
It's a stern look from two parts.

Speaker 6 (13:24):
If that was still out, I think it would have
been more than that one more realistically.

Speaker 2 (13:28):
You just dry snitched doun yourself. Yeah, whatever, I signed
the paper. I'm surprised I didn't get an email.

Speaker 9 (13:33):
That's what I'm saying, Like they knew they could have
easily gone, well, we see a signature and then we
saw the drone, and we can.

Speaker 2 (13:40):
Track that right back to your phone. Just don't do
it over stadium.

Speaker 5 (13:43):
Fair.

Speaker 3 (13:44):
Michael is the kind of guy like you look at
him one time and the here immediate feeling is pity.

Speaker 5 (13:49):
So I get that.

Speaker 4 (13:50):
I had a big smile before you said pity. I
thought you're gonna say something nice. You have a big
smile right.

Speaker 5 (13:55):
Now anyway, no change, no thoughts behind his eyes.

Speaker 4 (13:59):
So drones over the stadiums, be safe out there.

Speaker 2 (14:02):
Yeah, we lost an icon yesterday.

Speaker 6 (14:04):
I know we're going to talk about Val Kilmer passing
it sixty five next on Rock ninety five to five.

Speaker 4 (14:11):
Rock ninety five to five Chicago's Rock Stage. You're gonna
be wet, rainy, thunderstorms today, but just wear are your boots.

Speaker 2 (14:16):
You'd be good to go. Yes, Maria, what's wrong?

Speaker 5 (14:20):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (14:20):
I did you say like wet, rainy and thunderstorm.

Speaker 6 (14:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (14:25):
We were like, it's gonna be what.

Speaker 6 (14:28):
It's intentional. We know what Michael's doing and I appreciate it. Second,
I don't know what you guys are talking about. All right, Maris,
we lost a legend, Yes, we did an icon. Val
Kilmer passed away at the age of sixty five.

Speaker 2 (14:39):
It's crazy in itself. Sixty five. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (14:41):
His daughter announced that he died of pneumonia. And this
was after battling throat cancer that he did end up beating.

Speaker 4 (14:48):
That's right, And they had to give him a trake
in his throat, yeah, to get him help him breathe better.

Speaker 2 (14:51):
So he was he was having a little rough time anyway.

Speaker 6 (14:54):
Yeah, And he had notably stepped away from acting for
a little while so he could be closer to his
family andocus on some of his own interests. But we
all know Valve for some of those great and amazing
movie roles that he started over our lifetimes.

Speaker 2 (15:08):
I know that the top of my list is Batman Forever.

Speaker 4 (15:12):
I listen that that movie got a lot of crap
because of mister Freeze.

Speaker 5 (15:15):
And stuff, but it was a fun movie.

Speaker 2 (15:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (15:18):
I appreciated him and the Robin that that duo that
they built.

Speaker 2 (15:24):
There.

Speaker 4 (15:24):
By the way, the best jaw line of Batman ever
had really listen think about Michael Keaton. Yeah, when you
look at his face, I felt like he just looked
a little small for Batman.

Speaker 2 (15:33):
But Vack Kilmer had that big ass jaw, square head.
He filled out the mask. I thought it was awesome.
I thought he was a great Batman.

Speaker 6 (15:39):
What was one of your favorite vowel movies?

Speaker 4 (15:43):
Tombstone Heat was another great movie? Yeah, yeah, it was
he in Top Gun.

Speaker 6 (15:50):
Yes, both Top Guns Okay, yeah, and the most recent
Top Gun.

Speaker 2 (15:55):
Was his last movie. That's sad Man.

Speaker 5 (15:57):
That sucks.

Speaker 2 (15:58):
Yeah, definitely a lot.

Speaker 4 (16:00):
So I know it's weird about getting older. What's that
everybody around you dying like this is crazy? I'm getting old.
It's Very's wrong.

Speaker 2 (16:08):
With you?

Speaker 4 (16:08):
What is going on over here? We're trying to do this,
trying to talk about a man dying a legend, and
Maria is just literally crying.

Speaker 2 (16:14):
She's laughing so hard I have Oh my god, you're
losing it. Look at her.

Speaker 6 (16:20):
I kept looking over and I'm just like, I'm going
to ignore HER's just locked.

Speaker 5 (16:24):
Eyes were getting through, Like it's just what you should do.
What's going on?

Speaker 2 (16:31):
Do you want to tell the class?

Speaker 6 (16:32):
No, she doesn't deal with talking about trauma, and she
has a joking reflex like most of us do, but
she can't shut it off.

Speaker 2 (16:42):
What's a joke?

Speaker 1 (16:43):
No joke?

Speaker 2 (16:45):
No, no, no, no.

Speaker 11 (16:46):
No, I'm so sorry. My very Val Kilmber movie is
top secret.

Speaker 2 (16:52):
Okay.

Speaker 11 (16:52):
It was a really really good movie and it's really
really funny and Val Kilmer was absolutely a legend.

Speaker 5 (16:58):
It's wrong with You.

Speaker 6 (17:01):
Eighty four ninety five fifty textas your favorite Valcilmra movies.

Speaker 5 (17:14):
Take the Stairs. That's it on Joey song about taking
the Stairs healthy. Oh that was pretty good. Okay, and
that sounds great.

Speaker 2 (17:23):
All right? That was it.

Speaker 6 (17:24):
It wasn't a real point. I was just testing, testing
one more time. We put a microphone by the by
the button.

Speaker 2 (17:30):
Yeah, I got it.

Speaker 5 (17:31):
The bell.

Speaker 6 (17:32):
I might have to stretch my arms out a little bit,
but we'll make it work.

Speaker 2 (17:35):
We'll make it.

Speaker 5 (17:36):
Yeah, you will reach over. I don't. Oh yeah, reach reach.

Speaker 6 (17:42):
I got some good news around even yeah over and
around two arms of one time under.

Speaker 2 (17:49):
All right, I have some good news. You got there?

Speaker 4 (17:56):
A two story flagship d V has opened downtown Chicago's.

Speaker 5 (18:01):
We have to have more stories than that.

Speaker 4 (18:03):
This thing is five times the size of the other
one that was downtown. Yes, it's up one twenty five
West mon Road Street. I feel like nobody cares about
the starr m just off.

Speaker 5 (18:16):
In the distance, having somewhere. I'm trying to trudge through
the mud.

Speaker 3 (18:20):
You are to detail you if you're motivated, come on,
they say, they say.

Speaker 4 (18:27):
The new DMV is five times the size of the
former one, which has now closed for good. So if
you try to go to the other one, it's just
just the new one downtown, Okay, it says quote to
anyone who has ever been to the borrow smelling, dirty
carpeted old DMV at the Thompson Center, well damn, or
the tiny, inefficient facility we closed today on Randolph the
grand opening.

Speaker 5 (18:45):
Smelling is a good thing.

Speaker 2 (18:46):
I like some bar. It's great New York pizza, he
said while talking to people in Chicago.

Speaker 3 (18:53):
Okay, it's literally Michael Scott.

Speaker 2 (18:56):
And I was picturing that that scene.

Speaker 8 (18:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (19:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (19:00):
They say they're so happy that the people of Illinois
and employees can now go to a place Michael Illinois.

Speaker 3 (19:07):
Okay, continue, people need a negative points bell for every
time Michael says something stupid.

Speaker 4 (19:17):
This is great news because one thing that everywhere I've
ever lived in the country, and it's been east coast,
west coast, like five different states, you can go to
the DMV and do everything here. I went and stood
in line at the stupid downtown DMV on Randolph. I
stand in line for an hour and a half. I
get up there and they're like, oh, you're in the
wrong building, Like.

Speaker 5 (19:34):
Isn't this the DMV. Yeah, no, you need to go
up north. I don't have.

Speaker 4 (19:39):
Time to travel around to hunt down how to get
a driver's license.

Speaker 2 (19:42):
No, And it's very fair for a lot of people.

Speaker 6 (19:44):
So I'm happy that the all in one is here
and big enough to hopefully maintain the quality of people
that are coming in.

Speaker 5 (19:51):
They said.

Speaker 4 (19:52):
Also, they have a bunch of those kiosks so you
can go in and get it done fast.

Speaker 2 (19:55):
You don't even got to deal with a person. So
I will say with those kiosks.

Speaker 6 (20:00):
There's one in Oakland at the Mariannod where you can
get a new sticker, okay for your license plate. Like
you can't get your drivers to have your missions. Everything's
got to be in order for you to go do it.
So like if you're behind on stuff, you can't just
go get a stick What do you think?

Speaker 4 (20:15):
Every time I went to the DMV, my first appointment
is like, oh god, they go you don't have the
right stuff.

Speaker 5 (20:21):
I have to go back home.

Speaker 6 (20:22):
Now you cather it all together and come back to
be fair, did you research what you needed to bring in?

Speaker 2 (20:27):
I just figured out need to you something you don't.

Speaker 4 (20:30):
You need a piece of mail, and like I have
an old driver's Like I got my armor, I brought
my mail.

Speaker 5 (20:38):
It's like, what's the issue.

Speaker 4 (20:39):
So there it is twenty four thousand square foot facility
now opening downtown Chicago at a one twenty five West
Monroe Street.

Speaker 5 (20:47):
Go get your dly.

Speaker 3 (20:49):
They were an easier way to do this. Unfortunately there
simply isn't. So we probably shouldn't bother doing any research into.

Speaker 5 (20:56):
It or trying to fix it at all. And let's
just keep making people bring into created documents.

Speaker 4 (21:01):
How can we do the place can Yeah, a driver's
license online.

Speaker 6 (21:09):
You can't go get a driver's license, but if you
need new stickers, you can do it online.

Speaker 2 (21:12):
I got that for mine last time. Yeah, so there
are some things you can do online.

Speaker 9 (21:16):
Yes.

Speaker 5 (21:17):
All I know is trying to do government paperwork makes you.

Speaker 2 (21:22):
About a different situation.

Speaker 5 (21:23):
That's not to but that is it's also not too dissimilar.

Speaker 2 (21:27):
Okay to the DMV. I mean the government is so efficient.
And on that note, now here's a getting hooked up
and we.

Speaker 3 (21:38):
Tried some government paperwork. It's a great way to get
things plugged up.

Speaker 2 (21:44):
Way too accurate.

Speaker 6 (21:46):
What's this one, Toto Christopher Cross.

Speaker 5 (21:54):
That's like the drug guy being like, what do I have.

Speaker 2 (21:58):
Cocaine?

Speaker 3 (22:00):
A parent?

Speaker 5 (22:00):
Try not that we would know.

Speaker 2 (22:01):
No, none of us sell drugs.

Speaker 6 (22:03):
But yes eight four four ninety five fifty if you
want to hear Michael's best Cartman impression, and we will
have that for you so that you can get these
tickets to Toto Christopher Cross and then at work all
at Credit Union one Amphitheater on August ninth.

Speaker 2 (22:18):
Big thanks to Alive Nation.

Speaker 6 (22:20):
But if you want those tickets eight four, four, nine, five,
five ninety five fifty rock ninety five five.

Speaker 2 (22:26):
Are we talking with Mike?

Speaker 5 (22:28):
You are Mike? It says here you're from the Nape.

Speaker 2 (22:32):
Hey I am.

Speaker 5 (22:34):
Yeah, Now this thing is out in the Nape. We
haven't have a Mike who wishes he was from the name.

Speaker 2 (22:38):
I know.

Speaker 5 (22:39):
It's great.

Speaker 2 (22:40):
It's a little rainy.

Speaker 4 (22:41):
Yeah, I'm gonna take a trip out there soon. Maybe
I could come hang out at your house.

Speaker 6 (22:45):
It's wonderful.

Speaker 4 (22:46):
Do you have a big ass house? I hear all
the houses out in Aperville are huge.

Speaker 7 (22:49):
No, we don't.

Speaker 2 (22:50):
We can't affoord one of those. Yeah, that's crazy. It's
a million dollars on a home.

Speaker 3 (22:57):
What if Jeffrey Bezos moves to Naperville be awesome? I mean,
it's one of the best places in America to live.
It's got to be great. It's a long out of time.

Speaker 6 (23:05):
Also, Mike, thanks for finishing the quad on the morning moshpit.
Actually Mike Squared today, and you are well on your
way to getting these tickets to Toto Christopher Cross that's
what I said.

Speaker 3 (23:21):
Oh, yeah, that's fair, Like Mike Square, I thought you
meant yeah, you're right.

Speaker 2 (23:26):
Holy Moly, Oh you're right for letting me know I
was right.

Speaker 5 (23:32):
You're welcome.

Speaker 6 (23:34):
We want we want to get Mike these tickets to
tote Christopher Cross and min at Work with the World's
most Difficult Question.

Speaker 2 (23:44):
Are you ready? Mike?

Speaker 5 (23:45):
What is square?

Speaker 2 (23:48):
What hand do you write with? Oh?

Speaker 6 (23:58):
All right, we have left handed tickets coming to you
for Toto, Christopher Cross and a Minute Work on Saturday,
August ninth.

Speaker 2 (24:08):
Mike, who you take into the show with you?

Speaker 5 (24:11):
Probably my wonderful white there you go, shout her out
really quick. You know we're going to the show. Give
him a bell?

Speaker 2 (24:22):
Okay, good.

Speaker 5 (24:24):
Little one. Yeah it was a little bit Mike bell.

Speaker 9 (24:26):
But yes, Mike is all set. And if you want
to go to this show too.

Speaker 6 (24:31):
And be like Mike, Mike and Mike, uh, go to
Live nation dot com.

Speaker 5 (24:34):
Right now, that's three.

Speaker 2 (24:36):
I added a third.

Speaker 9 (24:37):
Okay, Wednesday, Mike, happy pupday?

Speaker 2 (24:45):
Stay with me?

Speaker 5 (24:47):
What was there with you? No? Stop yelling?

Speaker 1 (24:54):
Now here's five or so things with Maris. Why does
he always drop his bad it's doing this part of.

Speaker 2 (25:01):
The show man likes to be comfortable. Okay, both of
you take a moment and make your comment.

Speaker 5 (25:08):
Okay, it's one of the things the man likes to
be comfortable.

Speaker 2 (25:12):
Thank you.

Speaker 9 (25:13):
Okay, we have cheese It Pizza coming to a freezer
near you.

Speaker 5 (25:18):
Cool.

Speaker 2 (25:19):
I've heard about this food blogger Marky Divo. I don't
know what you just said.

Speaker 6 (25:24):
Marquie Divo has unintentionally dropped the news that cheese Its
is reaching god mode with the release jesu Its Pizza
Jesus Pizza, featuring an original cheese It flavored cracker thin
crust with one hundred real cheese. You know, this pizza
is ready for baking in eight to ten minutes and

(25:44):
I am buying them all.

Speaker 5 (25:46):
Yeah, that sounds good.

Speaker 4 (25:47):
I remember hearing about this like six months ago, and
I remember Dave Portnoy doing a pizza review on.

Speaker 2 (25:52):
It, uh huh and like saying that it wasn't good.

Speaker 4 (25:55):
And I wonder if I pulled back the release for
that because it was supposed to come out a while ago.

Speaker 6 (26:00):
I like his pizza abuse, but I don't trust.

Speaker 2 (26:03):
Him one hundred percent on his pizza balad.

Speaker 5 (26:05):
I like cheese It's.

Speaker 2 (26:06):
Yes, let's go I will.

Speaker 3 (26:07):
Say I don't know that the flavor of cheese that
goes into a cheese it is the one that's also
going to work best on a pizza with Marinara.

Speaker 2 (26:14):
Well, they have a number of different ones.

Speaker 4 (26:15):
They have the cheese, just a cheese pizza, they have
a pepperoni and a combination.

Speaker 2 (26:19):
So let's go, let's try it.

Speaker 5 (26:21):
Let's smoke first.

Speaker 6 (26:23):
Oh, probably delicious. Yeah, yeah, I'm expecting three things today
at this pace. A male carrier was chased out of
a neighborhood by a flock of geese, turkeys turkeys. There
was a group of turkeys that chased him right to
his truck and only left him alone once he got
inside his truck. I don't know what he did or

(26:43):
was trying to deliver, but they all about it. The
only thing about this is because it was caught on
camera and shared throughout the neighborhood. Everyone who knows the
male carrier has been texting him funny gobble gobble.

Speaker 5 (26:58):
He's probably like ah.

Speaker 9 (27:00):
Rick and Morty is making its return on May.

Speaker 3 (27:04):
He's an eight who's voicing Rick and Morty.

Speaker 6 (27:09):
The problem is gone, okay, but who's replacing.

Speaker 5 (27:14):
We don't know yet.

Speaker 6 (27:15):
That's hold on, hold place, Go ahead, keep going, I'll
get it. I was reading story on Oh the date.

Speaker 5 (27:22):
You will here? I can't wait to hear May five.

Speaker 6 (27:25):
Okay, I'm stalling now so Michael can answer your question.

Speaker 3 (27:30):
So, oh okay, because you're giving me a hard time
over and asking your question.

Speaker 2 (27:34):
Was it was a very fair question? I actively don't know.

Speaker 4 (27:37):
Oh so the original voice actor Justin Rowlin is not
doing it anymore. Ian Cardoni now voices rick In. Harry
Belden will be Morty.

Speaker 3 (27:48):
Oh so they're getting just two separate actors, two different Kay, gotcha.
It was one guy doing both voices, but he turned.

Speaker 5 (27:53):
Out to be.

Speaker 4 (27:56):
Additionally, John Allen has taking over the role of mister
poopy Bowl.

Speaker 2 (28:05):
Oh that's cool.

Speaker 4 (28:06):
I love seeing shows back family guys making new episodes again.

Speaker 3 (28:10):
Wow, we really are about to be into a recession
and healing on.

Speaker 6 (28:14):
Nope, okay three things today?

Speaker 5 (28:18):
Can you give me the other two? Real fast?

Speaker 2 (28:21):
Yeah, fast as you can.

Speaker 6 (28:22):
Irish the Irish upset that Zebras were allowed to go
to a pub. They don't think this is fair treatment
of exotic animals. Are trying to introduce a new bill
and uh Cinema United wants movies to be in theaters
for at least forty five days.

Speaker 2 (28:37):
Yeah, but then nobody's in there.

Speaker 6 (28:39):
They're only holding them for like seventeen and then going
direct to streaming. And I don't think that benefits everybody
the way they should.

Speaker 5 (28:45):
I think everything's a mess right now.

Speaker 2 (28:47):
It is.

Speaker 4 (28:47):
Yeah, I'm not going to especially the roads. I'm safe
this morning.

Speaker 6 (28:51):
Gross out there we set a record with three things today.

Speaker 5 (28:54):
Yeah, buddy, let's go at all.

Speaker 2 (28:57):
Not at all.

Speaker 5 (29:00):
On a rock and roll till nine, but perfectly in the.

Speaker 3 (29:05):
Day because I'm I'm an adult now word arguably can't
stay out for the learning mush.

Speaker 5 (29:10):
But thank you the morning mush been on rock ninety
five y five, Michael.

Speaker 4 (29:17):
For the fast ten years past. Control Company Orcan has
crowned Chicago the rattiest city in America.

Speaker 2 (29:23):
Yeah, baby, I love all rats.

Speaker 4 (29:24):
That's right, rat King. You know what's crazy. I walk
a lot, and I walk all over the place. I've
seen like three rats since I've been here. Really, where
are you walkingtown?

Speaker 2 (29:36):
Okay, let's be fair.

Speaker 5 (29:37):
Can you be in an alley more?

Speaker 2 (29:39):
Oh? Yeah, I see that. If we were like New
York and they put all the garbage on the streets.
You probably see a lot more too.

Speaker 5 (29:44):
That is shout out to Chicago for being such a
clean ut. The alleys are such a brilliant move, Thank.

Speaker 2 (29:51):
You, Chicago Fire. So obviously the city you can.

Speaker 5 (29:54):
Get some great furniture in those alleys. Let me tell
you my whole house furniture.

Speaker 4 (29:59):
Beginning, the wicker Park Bucktown Chamber of Commerce will install
bait boxes which act as rat birth control.

Speaker 5 (30:10):
Shut up, shut out.

Speaker 4 (30:12):
They're putting them in alleys behind major commercial corridors, according
to the announcement, oh my God, to try. And by
the way, can I just say this is a brilliant
idea because rat poison just kills like you. If you
poison a rat, they'll like go off into your rafters
of your house and die and then rot and your
whole house will stink up.

Speaker 2 (30:28):
Would have killed a friend, so.

Speaker 3 (30:30):
It could be making you a whole dress for when
your evil stepmother doesn't let you go to the ball.
Here we are oppressing potential fashion designers.

Speaker 2 (30:42):
Just shut that down, just like this birth control things.

Speaker 5 (30:46):
Are you part of the problem?

Speaker 9 (30:47):
No, I am not walking my dog and leaving the
protein rich pooh that the rats love all over the city.

Speaker 2 (30:54):
Interesting.

Speaker 6 (30:55):
Okay, the issue with trying to provide rats with birth control.

Speaker 3 (31:00):
I want you to say, rot rote, rich, rote, rich, poo, gentlemen,
freeding your dog muscle milk.

Speaker 5 (31:14):
God to make sure he gets his way.

Speaker 2 (31:16):
What a dogs eat? I don't know what a dog?
What is in kibble? What is it?

Speaker 3 (31:22):
Well, if I go by the benefit commercials, then there
could be carrots and peas in there.

Speaker 5 (31:28):
You know, in healthy grains is.

Speaker 2 (31:30):
The what is the main part of a dog's tiet?

Speaker 5 (31:33):
Probably processed corn. If we're looking at the ingredients on
letting you in, I'm not letting you about the wait.

Speaker 2 (31:43):
Till you want to hear about.

Speaker 5 (31:45):
The Yeah, tell me about.

Speaker 4 (31:48):
Wait till these rap can have sex with no consequences.
This is gonna have a rat everywhere.

Speaker 11 (31:53):
It's gotta be wrap girls that are like rat girls
that are.

Speaker 5 (31:56):
Like I want to give my rat tooths to tie.
I don't want to be a rat.

Speaker 2 (32:00):
Here's the thing.

Speaker 6 (32:01):
If you're gonna set up bait boxes for birth controlling
these rats, they.

Speaker 2 (32:06):
Have to not only go but keep going back.

Speaker 4 (32:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (32:10):
Wait now, if rats are smart or paying attention, they
haven't been going to the bait box office.

Speaker 2 (32:16):
Oh, Phil got caught last week. He's gonna code it out,
wail support. I have to keep going back.

Speaker 3 (32:23):
But do they What are the potential implications for human
birth control? Have we figured out a one and done
rat birth control? Because if that's the case, the answer
is no.

Speaker 5 (32:32):
We get a one and done, no human birth control.

Speaker 2 (32:35):
They have to keep going back.

Speaker 5 (32:37):
Do you know that for certain?

Speaker 2 (32:39):
It was on the pretty big box.

Speaker 5 (32:41):
So yes, said the answering. Okay, rat birth control. What
a time to be alone.

Speaker 11 (32:54):
We don't have to worry about getting the rats pregnant.

Speaker 5 (32:57):
This is huge news for Michael's mom.

Speaker 8 (33:00):
Hey, three times, Michael, dear listener.

Speaker 3 (33:06):
Before if we were talking to you on Rock ninety
five to five, I was trying to do, you know,
my job and voiceovers some stuff commercial like I do
every single day.

Speaker 5 (33:17):
And what happens with Michael? What do you do? Buddy?
You have that phone volume all the way up in
the studio and.

Speaker 2 (33:25):
Every time she gets halfway through a commercial. It's just.

Speaker 5 (33:30):
I think legally I should be allowed to punch him
in the face.

Speaker 2 (33:33):
I'm so glad you can't, because you would be hitting
me a lot.

Speaker 5 (33:35):
I just think I should be hitting it.

Speaker 3 (33:36):
I think let's I think the scoreboard would be even speaking,
I have a scoreboard.

Speaker 5 (33:42):
Oh no, my favorite. We got new NFL roles.

Speaker 2 (33:47):
Yeah, let's go baby.

Speaker 4 (33:49):
The method for measuring first downs in the NFL will
switch from chain gangs to camera based technology in twenty
twenty five.

Speaker 5 (33:55):
Chain gang will still be there, but there'll.

Speaker 2 (33:56):
Be a backup.

Speaker 3 (33:57):
Chang chain chang tay.

Speaker 4 (34:00):
NFL owners now have passed a rule that both teams
will be allowed to possess the ball in overtime this
regular season.

Speaker 2 (34:06):
Okay, you like that. I think that's good. Yeah, well overdue.

Speaker 4 (34:10):
The original proposal was for a fifteen minute overtime. It
has now been amended to ten minutes.

Speaker 2 (34:14):
Good. Cool, don't need to be there all day.

Speaker 4 (34:17):
And Troy Vincent says the NFL is now going to
crack down on violent and sexual celebrations in the end zone.

Speaker 5 (34:23):
Well the links the point? Then, Well, here's the thing.
I don't care.

Speaker 4 (34:27):
What if you want to do a crazy celebration of
who cares? Yeah, these guys have fun. They just scored
a touchdown, so yes to all of that. You're paying
these people millions of dollars.

Speaker 6 (34:35):
To fight with other very very good athletes scoring a touchdown.

Speaker 2 (34:41):
Is not as easy as anybody puts out there. Yeah,
let him sell.

Speaker 5 (34:44):
I agree.

Speaker 4 (34:45):
Troy Vincent, who is the director of operation, says, look,
we got to be responsible adults. We're not trying to
take away the spontaneous moments, but the shooting and killing
and sexual acts are not professional.

Speaker 5 (34:56):
You did that in high school and in pee wee ball.
We're in the NFL. No, no, noanks, get rid of
the cheerleader.

Speaker 6 (35:01):
No, they didn't because you would get flagged or you'd
get flagged in high school football.

Speaker 2 (35:06):
If I remember correctly, if you did that stuff.

Speaker 5 (35:08):
It's just weird. It's weird.

Speaker 3 (35:10):
I don't really see a lot and granted I don't
watch a lot of sports, but I don't really see
a lot in other sports where they're where they're like, hey,
you did really well.

Speaker 5 (35:18):
Now don't celebrate.

Speaker 4 (35:19):
So here's a couple of them though that they're saying
a throat slash, like, where you do this to the
other team?

Speaker 5 (35:24):
Who cares? You're not really cutting their throat?

Speaker 6 (35:27):
Wwe has been doing that for almost thirty years.

Speaker 4 (35:30):
Let's go, well, someone else fired a gun, was firing
a finger guns again?

Speaker 2 (35:35):
Okay, really are we that sensitive?

Speaker 5 (35:38):
Yeah? And then a note.

Speaker 4 (35:40):
The big one that they keep bringing up is a
nose wipe gesture. Apparently it's a gang sign. I thought
it was more of a cocaine reference. I don't know
it could be anyway. New rules coming to the NFL
this season.

Speaker 2 (35:54):
You hear that, you know what that means? I'm on now,
we got to playoff bass.

Speaker 5 (36:00):
That is what it means.

Speaker 6 (36:01):
And yes, I knew now, granted it is just to
play in. Bulls beat the Raptors yesterday to clinch the
spot in the play in. But but but we could
potentially get a home game.

Speaker 2 (36:14):
Now, Oh a lot of do a lot of things
need to happen. Yes, do the Bulls need.

Speaker 6 (36:19):
To basically went out and see the Magic Hawks and
heat just combust?

Speaker 5 (36:23):
Absolutely, But it is known for combustion. That's good.

Speaker 2 (36:27):
I like that one.

Speaker 6 (36:28):
Yeah, the way the Bulls are playing right now, I
think if they get into the playoffs, they can match
up with a lot of these teams pretty well. So
I am excited, although I don't want to see them
play the Celtics or the Cabs, which will be in
the situation that they would be looking at. But yeah,
I'm excited. We got playoffs coming for the Bulls.

Speaker 4 (36:49):
Oh and afternoon games for the Cubs and the White
Sox today. Yeah, yes, sir, which is great because the
Cubs have been playing on the West Coast and the
game started.

Speaker 2 (36:58):
Like nine o'clock, which I can't watch.

Speaker 5 (37:00):
Don't we have a bunch of rain today? Is not
that going to be in it?

Speaker 2 (37:03):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (37:03):
So Cubs will be fine, but the White Sox might
get rained out. Yeah, okay, the amazing Listen. I like
the Blackhawks, but I have one other team that I'm
that I'm support because I've lived in a bunch of places. Tonight,
unfortunately for the Blackhawks, they take on Nathan McKennon, Kaylee
mccarr and the Colorado Avalanche. The Avalanche at the UC,
and I predict a blowout. The Avalanche are such a

(37:25):
good team.

Speaker 3 (37:26):
Oh well, can't the Blackhawks just.

Speaker 5 (37:29):
Fly above them?

Speaker 4 (37:30):
Well, Marris always says that the team's your play up
to the So maybe they end up winning.

Speaker 2 (37:33):
It might be.

Speaker 6 (37:34):
It may be a better game than you expect, but
it's still going to be tough sliding.

Speaker 3 (37:39):
I know, you're just supposed to ride to the Avalanche.

Speaker 5 (37:43):
Give me that on top of it. That's how you win,
all right. There we go. I know I was cheering
him on.

Speaker 3 (37:51):
Sometimes I cheer on my teammates, especially during sports when
it's good to have good sportsmanship.

Speaker 2 (37:58):
Now here's a big old there. What it's that? Time
for fun to the head? Oh alright, it is.

Speaker 5 (38:06):
The game, lagou.

Speaker 2 (38:08):
It is a trivia game.

Speaker 6 (38:10):
You pick us to answer questions for you and me
a gun if we get the questions wrong, if we
get shot with a NERF gun, please don't.

Speaker 2 (38:17):
Toss guns around the studio. Oh wow, that's a nip shot?
Was off theme? Like offer hip too? Wow for a showdown?

Speaker 6 (38:28):
All right, then somebody's going to win Chevel tickets.

Speaker 5 (38:32):
I'm gonna be the winner no matter what.

Speaker 6 (38:35):
They're going to be at Byline Bank Airgun Ballroom on Friday,
August fifteenth, with asking Alexandria and Dead Poet Society. Going
to be an amazing show. We want you to be
there big thanks to Live Nation. You want the tickets
eight four four five ninety five fifty be College ten
rock ninety five five?

Speaker 2 (38:54):
Are we speaking with Brandon? Are do it? We're doing good?

Speaker 5 (39:06):
Brandon? You're a fine boy.

Speaker 10 (39:09):
What a good say dude? What a god you would be?

Speaker 2 (39:20):
Okay, welcome to fun to that.

Speaker 6 (39:22):
This is the trivia game where you pick one of
us to answer questions for you. We answer wrong, we
get shot with a nerf gun, Like, who do you
want to.

Speaker 2 (39:33):
Answer questions for? You? Are so close? You know how
terrifying it is?

Speaker 5 (39:38):
What I mean?

Speaker 6 (39:39):
Nerve dart? Fly by your eye? It didn't hit you.
But Brandon, who do you want to answer questions for you?

Speaker 2 (39:49):
Oh? Let's go with the fellow oak lawn boy. Hey, yeah,
I have.

Speaker 5 (39:56):
A chance to redeem my shot.

Speaker 2 (39:58):
Yeah, got a stunt.

Speaker 6 (40:00):
That's all right, Brandon, I'm gonna do my best to
get you these tickets.

Speaker 2 (40:05):
All right, let's go kids.

Speaker 3 (40:07):
Question one, and Brandon, if you know you know, feel
feel free to pop in. What country is credited with
inventing whiskey?

Speaker 2 (40:17):
Come on, Brandon, you chuckled? Do you know this one?

Speaker 5 (40:23):
I'm just gonna take a while. Yeah, go ahead and
answer yep?

Speaker 2 (40:30):
Oh wow?

Speaker 5 (40:32):
Is that your guest to Brandon.

Speaker 2 (40:34):
Look of the Irish? Yeah, there we go, all right.

Speaker 3 (40:38):
Number two, which cheese is traditionally used in making an
authentic Philly cheese steak.

Speaker 5 (40:46):
Oh this is controversial? Is it.

Speaker 2 (40:53):
The cheese whip?

Speaker 3 (40:54):
No?

Speaker 5 (40:57):
But it should be what it's provolone.

Speaker 2 (41:02):
That somebody google that. I think.

Speaker 3 (41:05):
I think the official is prov alone. But like, yes,
it's cheer like it should be cheat.

Speaker 2 (41:11):
Whiz. Yeah, yeah, I love that.

Speaker 3 (41:13):
In a Goofy movie, you should get half a point.
Although you did say cheese whip, which is not a thing,
you know what I mean? Yeah, okay, I can know
what you mean. That doesn't mean that you gave me
the right answer. All right, that's not how trivia games work.
Have you ever done bar trivia?

Speaker 2 (41:27):
Come on, no, never did you know that?

Speaker 5 (41:30):
Brandon?

Speaker 8 (41:32):
No?

Speaker 4 (41:32):
Actually no, okay, hey, I just found the answer. But
there's three answers, American cheese, provolone, and cheese whip.

Speaker 5 (41:44):
Don't say cheese whip as if that's real.

Speaker 1 (41:47):
Shut up.

Speaker 2 (41:50):
Off to a great start.

Speaker 3 (41:52):
Okay, if you've been listening to all my stupid blabbering
in the studio, you'll know the answer to this. Which
part of the brain is primarily responsible for regulating emotions?

Speaker 2 (42:09):
Brandon?

Speaker 3 (42:09):
Do you know?

Speaker 5 (42:11):
Oh my god, no, he's just.

Speaker 3 (42:17):
Probably a little disregulated right now. It's the amygdala the
album all right, I know that.

Speaker 5 (42:24):
You watched water Boy. That was the long term you
heard any one time you heard neurology terms.

Speaker 2 (42:30):
Okay, sadly that was also what I was about to say.

Speaker 5 (42:34):
Oh my god, take one psych class.

Speaker 3 (42:37):
What year did the Chicago Blackhawks win their first Stanley
Cup in the twenty first century?

Speaker 11 (42:48):
That's not it.

Speaker 2 (42:49):
I know it's not ito. Okay, yeah, I'm guessing we'll
take a shot at it. I want to say yes.

Speaker 5 (42:57):
Oh yeah, damn it.

Speaker 2 (43:00):
Wait that's three right?

Speaker 5 (43:02):
No, that's not three?

Speaker 2 (43:04):
How was that not? Three? Whizzed? Technically counted?

Speaker 5 (43:10):
We gave you half a point.

Speaker 4 (43:12):
Traditionally, before cheese was was invented, they used prologue.

Speaker 2 (43:17):
Okay, so you got island correct.

Speaker 3 (43:19):
Fine, you got twenty ten correct, and you got half
a point, so you're at.

Speaker 5 (43:24):
Two point five. You gotta get one more. We're going
by my standards, baby, I'm the one holding the gun,
all right, Here we go.

Speaker 3 (43:33):
Which pop punk band released Take Off Your Pants and
Jacket in two thousand and one, featuring songs like First
Date and The Rock Show.

Speaker 2 (43:42):
Brandon, do you want to answer this one? Because you're
such a fine, upstanding journey You are my little.

Speaker 5 (43:50):
Wine man, and I don't think your things are all
that small.

Speaker 6 (43:55):
Wow, I'm very happy to get Brandon the Chevelle ticket
so that he can enjoy them at the Byline Bank
Aragon Ballroom on August fifteenth. I am contesting. I am
contesting the Philly cheese steak questions. You're fortunately no, I
know you said it wrong. It's fine, it's fine, Brandon,

(44:17):
You're all set.

Speaker 2 (44:18):
Who are you taking to this show? My fellow oak Landian?

Speaker 5 (44:22):
I am actually going to be taken my lovely minime daughter.

Speaker 2 (44:27):
Shout out to your daughter, really quick?

Speaker 5 (44:30):
What that?

Speaker 2 (44:31):
Shout out? Your daughter?

Speaker 4 (44:35):
I love you?

Speaker 2 (44:40):
There we go? All right, Brandon is all said. If
you want to be like Brandon, to go see che Belle.
It's at Live Nation dot com.

Speaker 5 (44:51):
It's time to dark out.

Speaker 4 (44:54):
Michael, Yes, Hony, have your Dirk out. I'm going to
make you a nerd Okay, Sweeny gonna be a superhero.

Speaker 6 (45:04):
Sydney Sweeney, are you serious? Is in final talks to
start in a Gundam movie. And I know I'm just
saying words right now. Let me explain this to you. Okay,
do you know how forward sitting I am? You got
my attention, Marris? Yes?

Speaker 2 (45:18):
Okay, good? All right?

Speaker 6 (45:19):
So Gundam are these giant mech robots if people get
in and they just fight each other on Earth and
in space, and it's just an amazing action pack series
that started in the late seventies and it's continued with.

Speaker 2 (45:31):
Animes and movies. But now we get Sydney Sweeney.

Speaker 5 (45:34):
Wow, will the robot be.

Speaker 2 (45:38):
Correct? You know what I mean? Well when you said,
when you first said they're huge, I was.

Speaker 6 (45:50):
Like big.

Speaker 5 (46:01):
And thank god, because you know, we need something to
draw the men into the theater for the Robot movie.
How else will we have them?

Speaker 2 (46:10):
This sounds great. Maras, Oh my god, Oh my god.
I'm a nerd. Yes, So I'm gonna.

Speaker 5 (46:24):
It is all rough.

Speaker 6 (46:27):
I'm going to send you some links to some of
the more popular Gundam movies.

Speaker 5 (46:32):
Not using your work email.

Speaker 6 (46:33):
Okay, I'm gonna send you something so you can like
kind of get a grasp on what Gundam is to
get excited. Now, it's not official there in the final talks,
but I have to believe it's gonna get done.

Speaker 4 (46:46):
I don't know why she wouldn't the audience. So this
these are things where humans get into a giant robot
and the fight.

Speaker 2 (46:53):
Yes, that's a giant robot.

Speaker 6 (46:55):
They can fight with swords, guns, all types of different stuff.

Speaker 2 (46:57):
It's amazing.

Speaker 4 (46:58):
Brat that sounds craz See robot gonna be correct? Well,
I mean you gotta Sidney Sweeney. You're not gonna make
a robot that's not correct.

Speaker 3 (47:07):
Is Sidney Sweeney getting a robot made in her likeness?

Speaker 5 (47:11):
I don't think that that's how it's gonna work. So also,
like the jiggle and balance is pretty crucial to how
those things work.

Speaker 3 (47:18):
And I mean wishing parts don't tend to balance or jiggle.
To be fair, I'm talking about her personality.

Speaker 6 (47:25):
I know we're talking about the Gundam being anatomically correct.

Speaker 2 (47:30):
I don't know what would be the benefit how you
know what?

Speaker 3 (47:36):
Anymore, movies sometimes swinging dong, you know, I want to
see those pants moving around.

Speaker 6 (47:42):
There's a different world for that on the internet for you.

Speaker 3 (47:47):
But I don't want it on the internet. I want
it in my mainstream movies so I can bring the
father of my hypothetical child along with me and be like, no, honey,
this is a family movie, and the fact that this
main actor has a giant dog really has nothing to
do with the plot.

Speaker 5 (48:04):
Don't worry about it.

Speaker 6 (48:05):
Nobody said it was gonna be a family movie. Gundam's
pretty violent sometimes there. Yeah, but I heard half of
what you said because I had to give Michael points.

Speaker 5 (48:13):
You actually do have to. We catch eyes sometimes when
you're talking and all like that. You think that I
don't see it. Neither of you have a subtle bone
in your body.

Speaker 2 (48:25):
Well that's awesome, man. Yeah, I'm excited.

Speaker 3 (48:27):
Though, but I would bet you'd like to put your
subtle bone in Sydney Sweeney's. But back, I'd say it's
an average sized view. It's the morning mash bit on
Rock ninety five to five.

Speaker 5 (48:40):
Michael, no view, shame, shame.

Speaker 2 (48:45):
I have the ten best April Fool's Day stunts pulled
this year.

Speaker 5 (48:48):
Ah, that was weird. Oh too much on the Safeway
length very fozzy bear of us. Ah.

Speaker 4 (48:57):
Number ten chocolate bread. Reese's claimed they were selling it
for peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.

Speaker 2 (49:01):
That was not real.

Speaker 4 (49:02):
Number nine raising Cane's skin moisturizer. Ooh, they got GUARDI
beat into a fake interview for a new skincare product
based on their signature sauce.

Speaker 5 (49:10):
I'd buy it.

Speaker 2 (49:12):
She claimed it smelled just like chicken.

Speaker 3 (49:14):
What why are you judging me for that? Listen men
like it when you smell good in bed. And what
if he smelled like their favorite meal?

Speaker 5 (49:20):
You know what they would want to do if you
smell meal, they would want to eat.

Speaker 2 (49:24):
If she came to me smelling like bacon, let's go,
let's talk. Number eight the due Lingo World Cruise.

Speaker 4 (49:32):
They claimed they were partnering with Carnival Cruise for a
five year cruise so you could learn forty different languages.

Speaker 5 (49:37):
That's actually awesome.

Speaker 2 (49:38):
I want that.

Speaker 8 (49:39):
Also, Duelingo. Social media has been unhinged. Have you seen
the owl videos?

Speaker 4 (49:43):
They're sane, that's funny. Number seven wine stained furniture. Josh
Sellers claimed they were launching a line of stylish modern
couches with chairs and built in winstains.

Speaker 5 (49:53):
You'll see that on Kanye's website soon. Inough like My House.

Speaker 4 (49:56):
Number six mood matching lingerie bros and panties had changed color.

Speaker 5 (50:00):
Like a mood. Ring's unbelievable.

Speaker 2 (50:05):
Please do that.

Speaker 5 (50:07):
You're going to find out how mad women are all
the time.

Speaker 2 (50:11):
It's still red, baby.

Speaker 5 (50:12):
You're so angry at you, but we want to bang you.
It's a terrible conne What is it?

Speaker 2 (50:16):
A cold blue?

Speaker 4 (50:19):
Number five an entire outfit meant for cleaning your glasses.
Glasses USA claimed they were launching a line of clothes
made entirely out of microfiber necessary.

Speaker 2 (50:26):
Yeah, I need this.

Speaker 4 (50:28):
Number four an electric shaver for your butt. Our friends
at Dude Whites have teamed up with manscaped that exists
for They call the what they call the dude Man,
a shaver with a cone shaped attachment so you can
get in there.

Speaker 2 (50:45):
Even tried to shave your butt. That sounds actually useful.

Speaker 5 (50:49):
Oh my god, it's such a crucial detail.

Speaker 2 (50:56):
The ladies and gentlemen. Dude Whites is out with their new.

Speaker 5 (50:58):
Line of blood shaver Spinger. We hardly know her. At six.

Speaker 4 (51:04):
Number three. This is coming from a company called Whisker.
It's cat poop scented candles. They call it cat peel
number two, okay, number two. They say it's real, but
doesn't actually smell like a letter box. Smells like roses.
Number two. You you Yahoo's touch grass keyboard Rude posted

(51:27):
a picture there's apparently grass growing out of each key.
They claims it sold out immediately. I don't know if
that means it's real or what. But there's the way
and number one on the list for the ten best
April Fools Day stunts pulled this year hidden Valley Ranches
flavored soda. They announced Classic Ranch, Garlic Cranch, Hot Honey Ranch,
and Jalapeno Ranch.

Speaker 5 (51:46):
I want to know the worst thing about it. I
would drink it because you know, you want to know why.

Speaker 2 (51:52):
You know how. I know you're Midwest fair, but.

Speaker 5 (51:56):
You want to know why as I put tequila in it,
I doesn't say that, No, it does. No, you haven't
had a savory alcoholic beverage, don't you wrap?

Speaker 6 (52:06):
No, I'm wrapping you up, rappeny, you're trying to You're
trying to drink creamy pop with tequila.

Speaker 2 (52:13):
Absolutely not, naughty Mary.

Speaker 11 (52:16):
You're telling me that wouldn't be a great bass No,
to make just a little fizzier, bloody Mary.

Speaker 2 (52:23):
I'm wrapping you up.

Speaker 6 (52:25):
If you're done, rock ninety five five and guess what
what we love you, which is why we're giving you
ninety five minutes of commercial free music right now, including
a very special rock report from the Bear Mason himself.

Speaker 2 (52:41):
Yeah it is Michael wrapping.

Speaker 5 (52:45):
Be Mason.

Speaker 4 (52:47):
Val Kilmer. We talked about this a little earlier in
the show. Famously played jam Morrison in The Doors movie
has passed away at sixty five years old, which was
unfortunate and sad legend in his own right. Yeah, Link
twin eighty two is announce they're working on a new album.

Speaker 2 (53:00):
Yes, I thought I could be.

Speaker 4 (53:02):
Wrong here, and it seems like bands do this a lot,
but I thought they were like on a farewell tour
sort of.

Speaker 2 (53:07):
No, they weren't thinking to somebody else.

Speaker 4 (53:09):
Tom just to rejoint Tom DeLong will start demoing tracks
and says he the new album is The new album's
name is quote the best name they've come up with
of all time.

Speaker 5 (53:19):
It's got to be like, Okay, I bet that that's
the album name be named poop.

Speaker 2 (53:28):
I love that that.

Speaker 4 (53:30):
And then yesterday a little local thing, the Used they're
playing a three free show set at the House of Blues.

Speaker 2 (53:38):
They were out thrown out the first pitch for the
White Sox.

Speaker 5 (53:42):
They're pictures. Well, now I'm gonna say no, they're not.
Don't go back and look, we know a lot about him.

Speaker 2 (53:49):
And there you go.

Speaker 4 (53:52):
There's your Rock Report and Brenton Gerard Forever. Anything you
want to find is up now at rock nine five
five chi dot com.

Speaker 3 (54:01):
And the corporate shills told us that we needed to
put a news segment in the morning mush but on
Rock ninety five to five, but make sure it had
a positive spin on it.

Speaker 5 (54:09):
I thought immediately, that's so easy. These headlines are so
comically wonderful. How can they get you down? Welcome to
bad news bears. We are women and that's his prey.

Speaker 3 (54:23):
Neighbors condemn placing a pillowcase rapist and they're remote community.

Speaker 2 (54:28):
I hated every part of that.

Speaker 5 (54:29):
Wow, so did the women.

Speaker 3 (54:31):
Oh wow, man suffers heart attack before earthquake hit.

Speaker 5 (54:37):
Level one two puch.

Speaker 3 (54:41):
Whole world se crematorium dumped man's dog on roadside. They
didn't cremate the puppy. They just dumped him on the
side of the road.

Speaker 2 (54:51):
I here's some dust. There wasn't dust, No, no dust.

Speaker 5 (54:54):
I just mean, like, just a puppy corpse on the
side of the road.

Speaker 2 (54:59):
You didn't have that on my bingo card.

Speaker 3 (55:01):
Minnesota community invaded by bald eagles. That's right, America's mascot
turning on America.

Speaker 5 (55:11):
I'm sure that's not an omen. All of this is
just bad news bears.

Speaker 2 (55:18):
I don't feel good after that one.

Speaker 5 (55:19):
I feel great.

Speaker 6 (55:26):
Rock ninety five to five. I'd love this time of
the day. It's a lot of fun wrapping up the show,
and we do it in the best way. We're turned
text time. Buddy can always text us eight four ninety fifty.
That's a four four night.

Speaker 4 (55:45):
From the five one eight we're talking about val Kilmer
has passed away. If you're just waking up or just
hearing the news, super sad from the five one eighty says,
my favorite Valu Kilmer movie was Batman Forever, writ mister
Camel By the way, Michael, the Mister Freeze was the
bat Man movie with George Clooney. Oh, yes, so I
got confused there was, Yeah, but I still agree that
that movie wasn't as bad as people say.

Speaker 3 (56:06):
It is.

Speaker 2 (56:06):
Batman and Robin with mister Freeze. I mean, it wasn't
the best, but I liked that Jim Carrey was in it.

Speaker 5 (56:12):
I liked them.

Speaker 6 (56:12):
They tried to have the characters Jim Carrey's and Batman Forever. Yeah,
oh that one is, Oh my god, Batman and Robin
has Mister Freeze and boys and Ivy and it's a
little that's.

Speaker 5 (56:25):
Bad nipples.

Speaker 2 (56:25):
That's bad nipples. What look it up? Google bat nipples.
Actually don't do that on a work computer. What are
they gonna do? Fire me?

Speaker 5 (56:36):
From the seven o eight.

Speaker 4 (56:37):
I'm doing cancer treatment today, So I was wondering if
you guys could do a shout out for me. Oh,
I'm going through cancer and that please shout out that
I beat it.

Speaker 2 (56:47):
Thank you? Yes, Oh you go. You got this, got.

Speaker 5 (56:53):
Physically assault the cancer from three from the three one two.

Speaker 4 (56:56):
Hello, you can renew your Illinois driver's license on the
line and they'll send you a new one in the mail,
as long as you don't need to take any tests
or make any changes.

Speaker 5 (57:03):
We're saying.

Speaker 4 (57:03):
There's a brand new DMV open downtown Chicago now, two stories,
twelve thousand square feet, and supposedly you can get everything
done under one roof.

Speaker 2 (57:10):
There you do.

Speaker 5 (57:10):
Yeah, I bet that we still have to pay full
price for those fees though.

Speaker 2 (57:14):
Yeah, amnesty is going on for.

Speaker 5 (57:18):
Yeah, good call.

Speaker 2 (57:20):
Take the advantage of the amnesty. Joe says rip Val Kilmer.
My favorite movie's got to be Tombstone.

Speaker 4 (57:25):
His doc Holiday is iconic and probably one of the
most quotable movie characters in history. Right, I don't remember
the quotes, but if you want to text us, get
them in. Actually, tell us what's your favorite Val Kilmer movie?
Top Secret eight four four fifty.

Speaker 5 (57:40):
If you haven't seen Top Secret, go see it. I
liked Heat Batman for Have you seen top.

Speaker 2 (57:47):
I haven't seen Top I don'tink anybody's seen top Secret.

Speaker 5 (57:49):
Okay, I'm just kidding. Look at her face. I was teasing.
All right, throw anything.

Speaker 3 (57:56):
People have seen it, and those people are really cool
and they can come hang out with me.

Speaker 5 (58:00):
I will ignore Michael.

Speaker 4 (58:01):
Actually no, we'll believe him eight four fifty To get
your text in any time right here on Rock ninety
five five. Rest up with Vassoline on Rock ninety five
to five, Chicago's rock station.

Speaker 5 (58:15):
Getting ready for the new Sydney movie.

Speaker 2 (58:18):
The Robot the Better.

Speaker 4 (58:20):
What Well, that's what the movie's about, Like people get
in robots and then they fight. I want the biggest robot.

Speaker 2 (58:26):
You're not wrong, but I know what you were saying.
What do you mean?

Speaker 8 (58:30):
What do you mean?

Speaker 5 (58:31):
Why do you look at me like that?

Speaker 2 (58:33):
You guys are gross stopping.

Speaker 5 (58:35):
We're gross stopping. I don't think that we're the problems stopping.
I don't think it's us. I can't say a damn
thing in this room without it taking dirty. Didn't say,
but here we are. Yes, we have every goddamn day
with you.

Speaker 2 (58:47):
We have very dirty minds on the morning moshpit.

Speaker 8 (58:50):
That's what mind is, clean and pure, right, No, just
like the Chicago River, a little greed once a season.

Speaker 6 (59:03):
Actually, yeah, if you're hearing this for the first time,
that's our points bell and I am the points master, sir.

Speaker 2 (59:09):
And what chuckle butt one and chuckle but two.

Speaker 6 (59:14):
Say random jokes and sometimes the jokes hit and I'm
very proud and I'm smiling obviously, you know, if it's funny,
ha ha, I'm laughing and I can't control myself. But
sometimes I just want to acknowledge that it was funny.

Speaker 2 (59:27):
Hey, somebody texted in. They said, well, the robot be correct.
I am bad because.

Speaker 4 (59:36):
Anatomic Either they get it or they don't get It's
not an explanation for this one.

Speaker 5 (59:43):
Listen to the whole show.

Speaker 2 (59:44):
Are we ready for sure?

Speaker 5 (59:46):
Are you tomorrow? I don't know? Are we ready for
for thirst?

Speaker 3 (59:48):
Day?

Speaker 7 (59:49):
Time?

Speaker 2 (59:49):
Are always ready for thirst?

Speaker 5 (59:51):
I mean, how could you not be ready for thirst day?

Speaker 9 (59:54):
You know?

Speaker 5 (59:55):
What do you think about thirst today? Michael?

Speaker 2 (59:57):
I think it makes me thirsty?

Speaker 9 (59:59):
Yep.

Speaker 2 (01:00:00):
Yep, that's backs.

Speaker 5 (01:00:03):
I don't know if I'm announcing tomorrow, we'll see.

Speaker 2 (01:00:05):
I feel thirsty. Tell me more about that Sidney Sweeney movie.

Speaker 3 (01:00:09):
That's okay, you've heard enough, you've said enough, and Lord
knows you've done enough.

Speaker 2 (01:00:16):
You have squirreled, you have Looper. Michael is just on
one now that I told him Sidney Sweeney is going
to be in this movie. They should have made her
a snow white. That movie'd have made a billion dollars.

Speaker 5 (01:00:31):
I can't begin.

Speaker 2 (01:00:32):
They should.

Speaker 4 (01:00:33):
They should cast her in every female role I'll watch.
I'll be back in the theater so fast. Oh my gosh,
I'll be buying popcorn.

Speaker 3 (01:00:39):
Feminist ally Michael, Sidney sweeneya for every female role.

Speaker 2 (01:00:43):
Right, well, we'll see you tomorrow for Thursday.

Speaker 3 (01:00:46):
But right, real quick, speaking of Loopers, we're about to
record a Loopers episode, and dear listener deserves to know
that we have a podcast that's called Loopers, which is
separate from the Morning Mash bit and it's just we
say it.

Speaker 5 (01:00:56):
We say the F word a lot.

Speaker 3 (01:00:58):
You can also now watch it on YouTube. Yes, you
can watch it on our YouTube page. Yeah, it's even
more adult than this radio show.

Speaker 6 (01:01:06):
My goodness.

Speaker 2 (01:01:07):
Yeah, it's crazy. You think this is crazy? Yeah, it's
like crazy on purpose we say stuff. All right, we
will talk to you tomorrow for.

Speaker 5 (01:01:16):
Skinny wrap it up, Hey Mark, skinny wrap up.

Speaker 2 (01:01:20):
Wrap up. I already get it. I am on the
precipice of Indians. Final word, do we have kids?

Speaker 5 (01:01:27):
Bop tickets tomorrow