Jurassic Park and Fart Infections

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (00:00):
It doesn't matter that the work week was only four
days this week? How did we even make it to
this friday? We had a three day work week? The
point stands, how did we do this?

Speaker 3 (00:12):
I'm pretty easily actually, just kind of woke up and
drove to work and got in the studio crapped a little.

Speaker 4 (00:21):
Oh my god, are we doing this again today? Are
we going to get on each other's tones all day?

Speaker 2 (00:25):
Here we go, Michael, Yeah, I don't like your tone
a little bit. Welcome to the club.

Speaker 4 (00:32):
I was in the graces this week.

Speaker 2 (00:34):
Yeah, well as much more.

Speaker 4 (00:39):
Exactly.

Speaker 2 (00:40):
This is the morning Management.

Speaker 5 (00:41):
I'm Rock ninety five five. My name's Maria Palmer.

Speaker 3 (00:43):
I might as well be called tone, yeah, because that
is what Maria refers to me as.

Speaker 2 (00:48):
But this is Maris.

Speaker 5 (00:49):
Honestly, I don't like the way you said that either.

Speaker 2 (00:51):
I'm Mike boy.

Speaker 5 (00:54):
Uh yeah.

Speaker 1 (00:55):
In case you had a hard time getting through this
work week, just know there's someone here in solidarity with you,
not bragging about how easy their week was in the
face of their coworker complaining about there what you said?

Speaker 2 (01:09):
But what Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:10):
Oh my I love that it was a three day
work weekend was so good.

Speaker 2 (01:15):
I just I just.

Speaker 5 (01:19):
See you're a liar. Lies. Actually, stop screaming at me.

Speaker 2 (01:27):
I'm not screaming at you. I am justifying the point
that we are in.

Speaker 3 (01:31):
You to love you, dear listener, which is why I'm
excited to tell you that we have a VIP upgrade
happening today for Rock the Country, a festival for the Wow.

Speaker 2 (01:42):
When we do Fun to the Head today.

Speaker 5 (01:44):
We're them in with gifts to get them on your side.

Speaker 2 (01:48):
That's not my side. This is a Team Africa.

Speaker 4 (01:50):
Also, what else do we got pierce of ail tickets
for anybody who texts, We do a thing called Text
Time in the nine o'clock hour where we read back
text messages and we pick someone to win, and you
can text it many times as you want, and every
time your name goes in the hat, send me dirty
jokes and would you.

Speaker 2 (02:05):
Like to tell them what prize you have available for them?

Speaker 1 (02:07):
I love when Michael says it because he doesn't have
that tone.

Speaker 2 (02:12):
Tone. But if you text.

Speaker 1 (02:16):
Eighty and agree that Maris has a tone, you very
much could win it. HI five a fifty dollars gift
card to Capri Cafe. Get you a little paraphernalia and
schmoke a little something this weekend, and let's not.

Speaker 3 (02:29):
Bury the lead because it is free chainsaw.

Speaker 1 (02:33):
Frida Maris, I'm sorry. I don't want to go forward
in the show like this. Take my hand.

Speaker 3 (02:41):
No, no, absolutely not. This is not the time to
call for the chainsaw.

Speaker 4 (02:47):
We don't want you to call now, leaning across the
whole table, there will be a time for you to
call for said chainsaw.

Speaker 2 (02:53):
We're just not there, Yes, Marias.

Speaker 5 (02:55):
Please don't block me out, I guess and you out.

Speaker 1 (02:59):
Please let me in like I please, please let me
hint you're in.

Speaker 2 (03:02):
You don't have to be like, don't.

Speaker 5 (03:06):
Have you don't have to be tough all the time.

Speaker 2 (03:07):
I'm not tough, okay, Jesus. Michael's weather's coming up.

Speaker 5 (03:14):
Stop screaming at me.

Speaker 2 (03:18):
And now w c HI Weather with Michael weather Man.
Great career choice, Mike. That's the weather like today and
that's it, so coming up on the show right after traffic.

Speaker 4 (03:35):
It's gonna beautiful morning. We'll feel a little bit of
clouds this afternoon, maybe a chance of a little shower
this evening, clearing up overnight and then beautiful all weekend.
I mean, we are talking sunshine top to bottom. Cubs
are at Wrigley. Uh, get out do.

Speaker 5 (03:49):
Something part of your weather reports.

Speaker 4 (03:51):
I am becoming obsessed with this team. I'm starting getting
a little getting a little nervous because.

Speaker 2 (03:57):
I'm like, what am I getting nervous about?

Speaker 4 (03:59):
Because my mood depends on whether they win or not.

Speaker 2 (04:01):
Now it is too much. It's one hundred and sixty
two games.

Speaker 4 (04:05):
Rehab, that's a therapy thing, rehab. They're winning, I know,
but what if they don't?

Speaker 2 (04:12):
My world's gonna come crashing down? All right? I can't
wait to see this dude in September. Oh stop, I
don't want to think about it.

Speaker 3 (04:17):
Yeah, oh my god, you're gonna be terrible.

Speaker 4 (04:20):
Saturday, Sunday in sixty two, Sunday sunny in sixty nine,
Mondays eighty five, and sunny Tuesday eighty six.

Speaker 5 (04:28):
Oh hell yeah. Do you know what next week is?

Speaker 1 (04:31):
It is Crop Top Week two K twenty five. Crop
Talk Week is the first official week of like warm
summer weather.

Speaker 4 (04:40):
Are you gonna wear them in the studio?

Speaker 1 (04:42):
Yes?

Speaker 5 (04:42):
So were you?

Speaker 6 (04:44):
Yes?

Speaker 5 (04:45):
I'm sorry?

Speaker 2 (04:46):
Oh jesus, oh we all wait a minute.

Speaker 5 (04:48):
What we are doing? Craptop This isn't just a me thing?

Speaker 2 (04:52):
Do I get a jar? Honey? If I do? Crop
Top week, absolutely fantastic.

Speaker 4 (04:58):
What do you mean.

Speaker 3 (05:03):
This belly's gonna be hanging out.

Speaker 1 (05:09):
Up with Yeah, it's the game.

Speaker 4 (05:13):
I love that song.

Speaker 5 (05:14):
Stop screaming a me.

Speaker 4 (05:16):
Dino Derby is next week at the Field Museum. Get
your dinosaur costume on, come out, race your chance at
one thousand dollars Rock ninety five five, Chicago's Rock Station.

Speaker 2 (05:25):
What do we got?

Speaker 3 (05:26):
Speaking of Dino Derby, Jurassic Park, They've got a new
movie coming out with Garlett Johansson on July second, Jurassic
Park forty.

Speaker 2 (05:34):
Yes. I love this series because I love dinosaurs.

Speaker 3 (05:37):
So the question floating around the internet now eight four
four nine ninety five fifty we obviously want to hear
from you, would you go to real life Jurassic Park?

Speaker 4 (05:48):
One hundred percent?

Speaker 2 (05:49):
You're all in.

Speaker 4 (05:50):
All I did first, I'm going VIP.

Speaker 2 (05:53):
So you're going. I want to be today. You going early.

Speaker 3 (05:56):
You're going to be the first ones walking around watching
the dinosaurs at the park.

Speaker 4 (06:01):
Guano, What was that?

Speaker 2 (06:05):
That is not what I think you wanted.

Speaker 4 (06:07):
To I guess that's bad poop, But yes, that is bad. No,
I would be there on first things first, first in line,
I would love it. I don't care if they got
out at one point, I don't care. I figure that
they're reinforcing them extra now I'm going.

Speaker 5 (06:20):
Oh see, that's a detail I pay attention to. If
they get out. Do we have the same security concerns?

Speaker 3 (06:28):
I wouldn't imagine we're on Like I believe movie seven
or eight, we've been able to troubleshoot in a fictional world,
so we know how we should be caging these beasts.

Speaker 4 (06:40):
Will Chris Pratt be there?

Speaker 2 (06:42):
I don't think so. All right, Okay, Jeff Goldblum.

Speaker 3 (06:45):
Possibly, Okay, I'm down. If anybody's gonna go, Jeff Goldblum's.

Speaker 2 (06:50):
Got to be there.

Speaker 1 (06:52):
Yeah, I need to know about the security concerns. But
also I believe if I just go in the daytime,
nothing bad happens.

Speaker 4 (07:02):
Think for good dinosaurs don't throw their poop like monkeys, right,
because that'd be like two story houses.

Speaker 2 (07:07):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (07:08):
You should try it anyway, though, I want to ride one.
What about you, Maris? Would you go?

Speaker 2 (07:13):
So?

Speaker 3 (07:13):
I don't want to be the first to go. I
don't want to be there on the first weekend. Yes,
you go, you go the first weekend. Whatever happens, happens.
They fix all their security concerns.

Speaker 4 (07:23):
Toothpick.

Speaker 3 (07:24):
I've determined that if and when I go, I'm going
to be like, you know, eighty, I know I got
like two years left.

Speaker 2 (07:32):
Oh, and like I'm going to like that's how you're going.

Speaker 5 (07:34):
To go out.

Speaker 3 (07:35):
Yeah, because I'm gonna either enjoy this to all hell
or it's gonna be my final goodbye, and it's gonna
be the best goodbye ever.

Speaker 5 (07:42):
T Rex, come on, count a suicide. No, I assisted
no by a dinosaur.

Speaker 3 (07:49):
I had no intention of dying. But if it happened,
are you in an electrical wheelchair? If I can't walk,
I'm not gonna go.

Speaker 5 (08:00):
You know, I don't intend to die. I'm open to possibly.

Speaker 2 (08:03):
I want to make it fun. I want to run
around and try to survive a little bit.

Speaker 4 (08:08):
From the A one five I'm in one hundred percent
to worst case scenario, I die, at least I get
killed doing something I love.

Speaker 5 (08:15):
Also, yeah, violently and possibly slowly.

Speaker 2 (08:18):
But it's also like, there's no payoff if you die.

Speaker 3 (08:21):
Could you imagine that waiver that you have to sign
before you even take the flight to get to that
island or wherever it is. Hopefully it's not on any
mainland anywhere.

Speaker 5 (08:31):
But another that's another thing.

Speaker 1 (08:32):
Though. You're saying you're going to go early to avoid
the security concerns, but all the security concerns happen much later.
Like the park's been open a while, people have gotten
a little too comfortable.

Speaker 2 (08:41):
The dinosaurs start figuring out what's happening.

Speaker 4 (08:43):
Yeah, what about the flying ones? Those do make me
a little nervous. Do we keep them in that little cages?
How does that work?

Speaker 2 (08:49):
If I'm to be perfectly honest, we don't go that
far New Jurassic Park. Kidding means they get out. Those
are the first ones.

Speaker 4 (08:56):
They're going to pick you up like an eagle in
a mouse just gone. You just hear me screaming the weather.

Speaker 3 (09:03):
Yeah, because we've seen the terosaurs that are at the
Field Museum.

Speaker 2 (09:06):
They are giants. They are huge.

Speaker 4 (09:08):
Yes, yes, they wouldn't even pick you up. They could
just snap you up.

Speaker 1 (09:11):
I was gonna say, I'd be like the little Pomeranian
in the front yard that gets carried away by the hall.

Speaker 2 (09:15):
Oh my goodness.

Speaker 3 (09:17):
Eight four four ninety five fifty textas and let us
smell are you.

Speaker 2 (09:21):
Going to Jurassic Park if it opens? And also let
us know are you signed up for Dino Derby? Am
I right?

Speaker 4 (09:27):
Okay?

Speaker 5 (09:27):
Don't tell them what to do?

Speaker 4 (09:28):
And every text gets you into wind Pierced the Veil
tickets take four four nine if you want to.

Speaker 5 (09:32):
If you want it, don't let Maris believe you.

Speaker 3 (09:36):
The great, the amazing Gary Clark, you and you're here
on Rock ninety five five.

Speaker 2 (09:40):
He'll be at Northerly Island with the black keys. That
shows a vibe.

Speaker 4 (09:43):
If I was driving and that was playing, windows would
be down. Absolutely fun is out this morning. It's beautiful
all day, Michael. Could you let Maria know, oh, that
she has the next story? Maria, Marris wants you to
know so that you don't get confused about his tone.

Speaker 2 (09:58):
That wait, he.

Speaker 4 (09:59):
Has the next story and you look very nice to me.
She has the nice You have the next story and
he looks nice today.

Speaker 2 (10:05):
Telephone already messed up. Damn it.

Speaker 5 (10:08):
They stop screaming at me.

Speaker 4 (10:09):
I'm not screaming. No, you can't talk to him, Mari.
This goes this right now the world.

Speaker 5 (10:15):
Do you think you get to give me orders?

Speaker 3 (10:17):
Good?

Speaker 1 (10:17):
Yeah, that's adorable, Maris. This is not a time for
us to be divided. In fact, we as human beings,
and I do hope that you can see through your.

Speaker 5 (10:27):
Hatred for me into into my humanity.

Speaker 1 (10:31):
Please stop screaming at me and into my humanity.

Speaker 5 (10:34):
We need to.

Speaker 1 (10:35):
Be because we are going forth into an inevitable human
advice is robot walk.

Speaker 2 (10:46):
Can you ask Maria?

Speaker 1 (10:47):
Can you if I hit the cue the element, can
you just cue the element and let me do my show?

Speaker 4 (10:51):
Maria, He's going to hit the butt from.

Speaker 2 (10:57):
Can be you?

Speaker 4 (11:00):
Bit's been going on since yesterday. By the way, we
had a meeting after the show. Right into the meeting,
they're doing the same exact thing.

Speaker 1 (11:06):
Ground Control Robotics is a company that develops machines to
help farmers grow crops.

Speaker 5 (11:13):
One of their breakthroughs is and this is horrific.

Speaker 1 (11:16):
A giant centipeded robot that collects data and removes weeds
on bumpy farmland. Engineers are inspired by creepy growled creatures
and in Looo Kingdom to give us this thing many
legs to keep it stable and reliable as it's taking
care of business in the fields. The hope is that
the centipede. Robot can pull weeds under difficult plants like

(11:38):
blueberries or strawberries, so farmers can reduce the cost of
harvesting those crops.

Speaker 4 (11:42):
These are freaking awesome. Yeah, I actually looked into them.
It is like super AI. So instead of somebody going
through and having to like pull the plants back and
pick this it scans the area and identifies which plants
are not good and then zaps them or pulls them out,
and like you can do whole fields in no time.
It's pretty incredible.

Speaker 2 (12:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (12:02):
I'm intrigued by this, but I'm also weary of the
day that the robot gets a virus and then starts
going after my blueberries, my strawberries.

Speaker 4 (12:12):
People love that.

Speaker 5 (12:14):
The worst case scenario is that the robot eats the
berries that you.

Speaker 4 (12:17):
Know they missed.

Speaker 2 (12:23):
They mess up. So you weren't listening to me, Maria.
Do you want me to tell her? I can tell
her what actually, Yes, Michael.

Speaker 3 (12:30):
The issue was that if they destroy all the strawberries
and blueberries and we're left with a field of weeds.

Speaker 2 (12:37):
I don't want to eat weeds at my what's the market?

Speaker 4 (12:42):
No birthday party?

Speaker 3 (12:50):
Hold on, I got across the lines, Maria, goddamn the
market that's on the weekend where you can go by,
thank you the farmers.

Speaker 4 (12:58):
No, just go there to dirt and we smids for
seventy dollars.

Speaker 5 (13:05):
I was gonna say that's how.

Speaker 4 (13:07):
They got you, but no, you guys didn't get you.

Speaker 2 (13:08):
Didn't get it at all. You have no idea how
they got you.

Speaker 1 (13:11):
The way that they get us is that the robot centipede,
as we know, beats the human centipede, which can't fight
for crap, and then they win the inevitable human versus
robot war.

Speaker 3 (13:22):
This was news from the front of the inevitable human
robot war.

Speaker 2 (13:41):
Oh you heard right? That was that what I think
it was? So does that mean that was a chainsaw
eight four four ninety five fifty color ten chainsaw is yours? Awesome?
It is, of course free chashaw right in.

Speaker 5 (13:57):
There you go with the yelling again.

Speaker 3 (14:00):
Oh that was okay, okay, So Michael, we need to
dress something.

Speaker 2 (14:05):
I will whatever. I appreciate that I didn't.

Speaker 5 (14:08):
Know that you were.

Speaker 3 (14:12):
This morning, because I don't feel like I can speak
the way that I would like to.

Speaker 2 (14:18):
Speak to Maria. I think it's great.

Speaker 3 (14:20):
Thank you in that manner, and I'm just having an
issue because I feel like it's a two.

Speaker 2 (14:25):
Way conversation today and not a three way conversation here.

Speaker 1 (14:29):
How he's even screaming at Michael right now, I'm not insane, well,
talking like.

Speaker 5 (14:34):
I'm not in the world in the room.

Speaker 4 (14:36):
You know what you need to do, Maria, You need
to calm down. Maris is doing his best. Look at
all the things he's doing over there, with all the
buttons and the managing of.

Speaker 2 (14:45):
I love Michael.

Speaker 5 (14:45):
Hey, Michael, look at my favorite chance.

Speaker 4 (14:48):
Yeah, I can't.

Speaker 2 (14:49):
I feel like I'll light on fire.

Speaker 1 (14:50):
I will try to maintain eye contact with me for
about five seconds.

Speaker 5 (14:54):
Guys, do you feel like your life's in danger?

Speaker 3 (14:57):
Good?

Speaker 5 (14:57):
You have some survival instinct?

Speaker 2 (14:58):
Team Team, See we gotta give a change.

Speaker 5 (15:02):
Oh yeah, we gotta kunt God almost tainted. That's solicit.

Speaker 2 (15:06):
But here we go.

Speaker 3 (15:08):
Let's see who we got. We got Rock ninety five
to five? Are we speaking with Alex?

Speaker 2 (15:14):
Yes? You are? How you doing? We're doing fantastic.

Speaker 3 (15:17):
It's a beautiful Friday, the sun shining, the fog.

Speaker 2 (15:21):
Is kind of lingering, but it's okay. What are you
up to this Friday?

Speaker 7 (15:26):
Michael golfing a little bit later.

Speaker 4 (15:28):
Really, of course there what golf course.

Speaker 2 (15:33):
Stonehenge.

Speaker 3 (15:34):
Nice, nice, well done. I don't think you need this
on a golf course, but just in case, got a
tree in your way, some brushes brush.

Speaker 2 (15:47):
I'm always been to cree. Oh there you go. Brush
means bushes.

Speaker 3 (15:51):
Actually, thank you. I appreciate that. That was very brushes
consider it of you this morning.

Speaker 1 (15:57):
So let it go on too long? It seems passed.
We've got something that doesn't help our situation.

Speaker 2 (16:01):
Okay, will you two get it together? Alex, what are
your plans for said chainsaw? For soul? I do have
to take some trees down.

Speaker 5 (16:12):
Yeah, you take those trees down. They're asking for it.

Speaker 3 (16:15):
You get those trees, you clear them up. They wouldn't
happen to be your neighbor's trees with.

Speaker 2 (16:18):
Their part of it in the middle.

Speaker 3 (16:24):
He's like, maybe everybody's got problems with their neighbors trees.
I don't know why that's not an easier conversation. But
you got our first chainsaw of the day, Alex. We're
going to get your information so we can get you
taken care of, and then we're just going to keep moving. Says,
we got a lot more to give away.

Speaker 2 (16:43):
Take my hand. I want to work through this. Okay,
we have a whole show together.

Speaker 4 (16:48):
Oh they're actually touching. Oh they're holding hands.

Speaker 5 (16:50):
I look at me, Look at me, Look at me.

Speaker 4 (16:55):
Just look at me, look at my see you.

Speaker 2 (16:59):
I love you.

Speaker 4 (17:00):
He'll turn to stone.

Speaker 5 (17:04):
Too, Michael, I can't do it.

Speaker 1 (17:09):
You are going to be euthanized today. You need to
be put down like the dog.

Speaker 2 (17:14):
You are on the weekend with a shot or the gun.

Speaker 3 (17:20):
We'll see if we make it to I honestly don't know.
One of those chainsaws might not get given away.

Speaker 2 (17:26):
You might get used in studio.

Speaker 4 (17:28):
And remember here's the Vale tickets for anybody who texts.
We'll do text time in the nine o'clock hour and
we'll pick a winner eight.

Speaker 2 (17:35):
Four four and if Pitmars.

Speaker 1 (17:37):
If we don't make it to ten, you are a ten. Okay,
Rob Zombie, just mistreat the witches and be.

Speaker 2 (17:44):
Proud about it. On Rock ninety five to five. It's fine,
it's fine.

Speaker 5 (17:48):
We're down with the witches on Chicago's rock station. Thank you,
thank you, boys. What is going on around town this weekend?

Speaker 4 (17:55):
Lots of things things have I mentioned the unbelievable Cubs
playing in Yeah, a couple of you have your opportunity
this weekend. I looked up ticket prices this morning. I
think the tickets for tonight are like thirty two bucks
for the cheapest. Can you do me a favor to
go see the best team in baseball?

Speaker 2 (18:14):
Good season tickets next year.

Speaker 3 (18:15):
I don't want to hear every time, Oh I found
tickets this inexpensive to go to the Cubs.

Speaker 4 (18:21):
Just get season tickets.

Speaker 2 (18:22):
One investing tickets kicked off.

Speaker 4 (18:24):
I said best team in baseball because the Mariss is
a Detroit Tigers fan, and they're really good right now too.
So I'm just trying to needle him a little bit.

Speaker 2 (18:32):
Oh no, I'm ignoring you.

Speaker 1 (18:33):
I know I've never needled Maris, so I can't relate
to that.

Speaker 4 (18:37):
It's great step into the excited it I'm not touching
that one step into the exciting world of one of
the most beloved superheroes all time of all time this weekend.

Speaker 2 (18:48):
Spider Man.

Speaker 4 (18:48):
Now, you got the Spider Man Exhibit beyond Amazing at
the Griffin Museum of Science and Industry this weekend. It
goes off February eighth, So you got some time, but
it is open this weekend.

Speaker 2 (18:57):
Yep.

Speaker 5 (18:58):
Cool.

Speaker 2 (19:00):
I know it's just it Spider Man or Batman.

Speaker 1 (19:04):
Yeah, at least it's a new way to consume Spider
Man content.

Speaker 5 (19:08):
That's cool.

Speaker 2 (19:08):
Well, they have the costumes and stuff from the actual movie.

Speaker 3 (19:11):
Costume from the old movies, old comic stills, props, it's
a whole Yeah, I gotta get over there one.

Speaker 5 (19:17):
No, it does sound cool.

Speaker 4 (19:19):
I like a photo op with the full blown Spider
Man person costume thing. You make it look like he's
got you in his web or something. I'm sure they
have fun stuff like that.

Speaker 2 (19:27):
It's very interact. How fun would a web be?

Speaker 5 (19:30):
Will someone make out with me upside down?

Speaker 2 (19:32):
I'm sure he's there? Hell yeah?

Speaker 4 (19:33):
Or someone will?

Speaker 2 (19:34):
Okay, Well, what do you want to use the web for? Michael?
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (19:38):
I was thinking about it. What if somebody like like
took something and you are, like even just Maria's walking
out of the studio and I could just web her
like dah because it would be a net.

Speaker 2 (19:46):
Right hr Are you listening?

Speaker 1 (19:48):
No, well, Maris, I can't believe we have to be
on air of this guy.

Speaker 5 (19:54):
You know what, I'm the same buddy.

Speaker 4 (19:55):
I got a rock and roll show going on this
weekend in Davenport, Static X.

Speaker 1 (20:02):
What what was the reaction you were looking for from Davenport.

Speaker 4 (20:05):
I was just I was checking Marris's reaction. Davenport is
kind of far away. It's a little faraway.

Speaker 2 (20:11):
Davenport. How do you know you're talking about Davenport, Iowa.

Speaker 4 (20:16):
No, I don't think so, just says Static X playing
tomorrow night at the Capitol Theater in Davenport. I don't know.
I'm still new enough here that sometimes I don't know
all the little places.

Speaker 2 (20:23):
I will take a while guess that that is in Iowa?
Is it early?

Speaker 4 (20:27):
Why is that on the called Capital Theater?

Speaker 5 (20:31):
Capital Theater?

Speaker 4 (20:32):
Okay, you look that up? And then did I mention
the Cubs are in town all weekend at Wrigley So excited?

Speaker 2 (20:40):
Yeah, it's Iowa. Thank you. If you really like static
X's no one for.

Speaker 4 (20:45):
A treat.

Speaker 3 (20:47):
Unlike static X. Green Day will be in Chicago at
Riot Fast. That'll be incept Timber.

Speaker 2 (20:54):
Damn it, Michael, you really got me excited about this weekend.

Speaker 3 (20:58):
I keep looking out the window and I see that sunshine,
and I'm like, let's go.

Speaker 4 (21:02):
Let's get it, and like about seventy.

Speaker 2 (21:04):
You know what I mean, like just perfect vaguely seventy. Well,
I think one may storm, biguous words. Right now it's perfect.

Speaker 4 (21:14):
I'm gonna start making up the most ambiguous by the
reports ever.

Speaker 5 (21:17):
Blizzard on Saturday.

Speaker 4 (21:19):
Maybe maybe possible, just throw possible before everything.

Speaker 3 (21:23):
You're going to go.

Speaker 1 (21:24):
Possible ice storm, possible eighty degree.

Speaker 4 (21:27):
Weather, possible chance for you to look better as we
have the merch store up at Rock nine five to
five c Hi, I said, dot com new sweatshirts, new
t shirts. You can get a shirt that advertises your
big balls. You could get a sweatshirt that says getting
the pit.

Speaker 2 (21:40):
Yeah, and I know what you're thinking.

Speaker 3 (21:41):
It is warming up, but it's also Chicago, so you
always have used for a hoodie.

Speaker 5 (21:45):
I'm like a hoodie literally right now.

Speaker 2 (21:47):
Yes I am, and so is Michael.

Speaker 5 (21:49):
So everyone loves a hoodie.

Speaker 4 (21:50):
I haven't take them one off yet this year, trying
take it off. Where's the sunshine show it off?

Speaker 2 (21:55):
But eighties next week.

Speaker 4 (21:57):
So get yourself a hoodie and get yourself a T
shirt because you can use both.

Speaker 1 (22:00):
Yeah, and we could use you buying that merch.

Speaker 5 (22:03):
Please don't thank you.

Speaker 2 (22:05):
And then with the weather being so good.

Speaker 3 (22:06):
You know, Dino Derby got perfectly placed at the Field
Museum June.

Speaker 2 (22:10):
Seventh, next Saturday, oh and next week. Just great.

Speaker 5 (22:13):
God, I'm so excited.

Speaker 1 (22:15):
This is your first Dinoderby, right, okay, rock ninety five
Fichi dot Com.

Speaker 2 (22:20):
Yes, page, Yeah, I know you're asking for the slash.
I don't remember.

Speaker 1 (22:26):
Well, no, I just didn't know if you had like
a quick way to tell them to go to the
event page to look for Dino Derby.

Speaker 4 (22:31):
You can find Diner Derby on the front page.

Speaker 1 (22:33):
And also I'm going to put it up on my
Instagram story. How about I'll put a link there for you.

Speaker 3 (22:36):
One thousand dollars on the line for the adult heat
and the kids will also have a heat for season
passes for the Field Museum, which is cool.

Speaker 5 (22:44):
Let's be real. The incentive is we get to hang
out all day and be like in t.

Speaker 3 (22:48):
Rex costume, drink beer, yes, beer at the Field Museum.

Speaker 2 (22:51):
Yeah on the lake late.

Speaker 4 (22:53):
Yeah, come on, I didn't get any We were filming
promotional stuff over there and I was standing out there
in the sun, going, it is beautiful here.

Speaker 5 (22:59):
Yeah, what a great plus.

Speaker 1 (23:00):
You can be like, hey, honey, there's a family event
hosted by Rock ninety five to five for the family,
and that's a way for you to technically be spending
family time but really hang out.

Speaker 4 (23:11):
Maybe go home with a thousand bucks.

Speaker 1 (23:13):
I love our group every time we do an event,
it's so much fun, awesome.

Speaker 2 (23:16):
I love it Rock nine five to five. Chi, what
is it to doc, Come, dear, dear cor again.

Speaker 1 (23:24):
I follow your wife Chloe on TikTok and I was
just wondering if you could like share, not necessarily in
the wife wait, but more of it. I want to
be friends with her, so if I could have a
little bit of her time, please and thank you xoxo.

Speaker 5 (23:37):
Marie Palmer on the Morning.

Speaker 2 (23:38):
Mosh Bit, Why don't you just ask her to hang out?
That'd be so good for the show.

Speaker 5 (23:41):
Please do that. It's just oh, like, oh you mean
like on TikTok.

Speaker 2 (23:45):
Yeah, I couldn't. You should just do it?

Speaker 5 (23:48):
Slide into clothes DMS, No, I can't.

Speaker 2 (23:50):
And then don't be weird about it, just like you
want to grow up?

Speaker 1 (23:52):
You know?

Speaker 2 (23:52):
How do I not be weird about it? Hey, I
mentioned Rock ninety five to five. I would argue that
that's being kind of weird. House not this interview content.
But I said I want to hang out and interview. Yeah,
we want to make friends.

Speaker 4 (24:05):
We have a weekly segment on the show.

Speaker 1 (24:07):
Maris, please stop screaming at it and just like to
say the story that you want to say instead of
like taking out your age on Michael.

Speaker 2 (24:14):
You're going to love this. Yeah, okay.

Speaker 3 (24:17):
A woman claims her ex boyfriend gave her a sinus
infection that lasted seven years from a fart in bed.

Speaker 5 (24:26):
WHOA, I'm on her side.

Speaker 2 (24:28):
I like farts.

Speaker 3 (24:29):
She had just gotten ankle surgery, got in bed, got comfortable,
got her little leg propped up. Oh my god, boyfriend
climbs in bed naked rips.

Speaker 4 (24:38):
Oh.

Speaker 3 (24:39):
She says, the worst thing she's ever smelled in her life.
And she's had sinus infections ever since.

Speaker 4 (24:45):
And the doctors they had no clue why naked bedfarts
are dangerous.

Speaker 2 (24:48):
They are dangerous.

Speaker 4 (24:48):
So white sheets, so.

Speaker 5 (24:50):
She got dutch ovened, Like, how did that much?

Speaker 1 (24:53):
I feel like you're not You're not when you're smelling
a fart, you're not taking in that much of the
actual fecal matter.

Speaker 2 (25:00):
Well, stay under there. Thank you for bringing that up,
although I do resent you today and every day.

Speaker 3 (25:05):
That is what they actually ended up finding. They did
a culture of her sinuses and found fecal and like
she couldn't trace it back to anything, and obviously we
know where fecal matter.

Speaker 2 (25:17):
Comes from, little poo poop particles.

Speaker 1 (25:19):
When you're starting like my god, did he go butt
hold and nervous work.

Speaker 4 (25:23):
I have a prediction this is cover she been. She'd
been nosy. She's like, you remember that far?

Speaker 2 (25:36):
How stupid is this premise? Wow?

Speaker 4 (25:38):
Seven years because your your boyfriend farted next to you,
I mean, I don't know, she's and then trying to
blame it on this.

Speaker 2 (25:49):
Of course she would gaslight him and blame it on him.

Speaker 5 (25:51):
Way to pin it on the woman.

Speaker 2 (25:53):
Michael, well done.

Speaker 5 (25:55):
I try, bell, dear listener, let me be in the
picture of what you just missed in here.

Speaker 1 (26:05):
Our boy Mikey went foot up on the table to
get his butthole position into the microphone, which.

Speaker 5 (26:12):
She didn't do. That you can report into it, which
she did not achieve. And somehow that's better.

Speaker 4 (26:18):
I haven't had a good one on the air yet.
Every time I try, I get I get like it
gets timid.

Speaker 5 (26:24):
Yeah, yeah, you have like bashful, but will be old.

Speaker 3 (26:30):
So the worst part about this. They have figured out
why she has these sinus infections. They've given her antibiotics
and it still hasn't gone away.

Speaker 4 (26:38):
As well, She's got to stop what you're doing for
a while if you want the fecal matter out of
your mouth.

Speaker 5 (26:44):
Stop.

Speaker 4 (26:44):
No, like no, still whatever I mean the no, she's
really deep.

Speaker 5 (26:49):
Yeah, that was the whole break. Michael, did you It
sounds like you're starting.

Speaker 4 (26:56):
A motorcycle.

Speaker 2 (26:59):
And a third baby. He's motor boating buttert I like
that by Harry Potter. Butter beer, butter boat.

Speaker 5 (27:08):
You've heard of butterball, Now get ready for butter boat.

Speaker 2 (27:15):
Now, here's five or so things with Mayris.

Speaker 3 (27:18):
Why does he always drop his bands during this part.

Speaker 2 (27:21):
Of the show. I find it discomforting.

Speaker 3 (27:24):
You're welcome, but it's strange rolling into a story about
Pope Leo the fourteenth. As we know, the celebration will
be happening at rate Field and tickets go on sale
today at ten am.

Speaker 4 (27:38):
What is a ticketed event?

Speaker 3 (27:39):
Five dollars each. Okay, parking will be five dollars as well.
The Catholic Church needs money, so Cardinal Blaze Coppage.

Speaker 2 (27:47):
Will lead the mass.

Speaker 3 (27:49):
Chicago Bulls announcer Chuck Swirsky will be the MC and
there will be the video from Pope Leo the fourteenth.

Speaker 4 (27:56):
The money's got to be going to a charity or science. Yeah,
fully imagine that it's going to charityway further I bet yeah.
If you were like, anybody can come and there's forty
thousand people show up for seventy thousand or whatever.

Speaker 5 (28:11):
Right, and they don't need butt and seeds for church.

Speaker 3 (28:13):
So shout out, shout out to Mama Mara. She reminded
me that Pope Francis.

Speaker 2 (28:18):
Came to Grant Park about forty years ago. John paul
a second, thank you, yep, appreciate it. You thank you.
What are you doing Grant Park? That's cool.

Speaker 3 (28:26):
Yeah, they did it in Grant Park and it was
over two hundred thousand people showed up. So they have
to ticket this event anticipating Fine, what's going to show
up at Great Field?

Speaker 2 (28:38):
You're going to get ready for this. I'll allow it, Okay,
the resident Catholic would, I say, goes, and they're going
to pay their fees and then I imagine the kickback
is going to go to charity.

Speaker 4 (28:48):
Well, the Body of christy pieces of Hot Dog Chicago
Dog better Bee, I don't know, And like, who was it?
Were you the one that said the blood will be
my lord?

Speaker 2 (28:55):
Yeah, has to do a communion. Yeah, you're gonna have
to blaze do these next four.

Speaker 3 (29:01):
Group of hikers called nine to one one while tripping
on mushrooms because they thought their friend was dead. When
the ranger showed up, they called to their friend that
they thought was dead, and he yelled back and said hey,
and then the park ranger immediately took them to a
hospital facility, where they were met by New York State Police.

Speaker 5 (29:18):
Oh god, what a terrible trip.

Speaker 4 (29:20):
That'll be a fine, Not that i'd.

Speaker 5 (29:21):
Know what that's like.

Speaker 3 (29:22):
Passengers stuck on a two hour delay were tortured by
a Disney song as a young woman you might have
seen this video, stepped up to the intercom phone and
sung a Mawana song.

Speaker 2 (29:33):
That's bad. I'm kind of okay with it because she
only sung one song.

Speaker 3 (29:37):
But it's also like, there's a kid singing on the
plane and I've been stuck here and I want to
get off the plane.

Speaker 2 (29:42):
That's the worst.

Speaker 4 (29:44):
Have you have you heard of this?

Speaker 2 (29:45):
Maria? No, wait for it. Hold on, I'm waiting, take
every trike, every brill.

Speaker 5 (29:54):
She's good.

Speaker 2 (29:56):
Where I can't go where? Oh she is the whole
song down.

Speaker 4 (30:01):
It's like a packed plane of people who have been
sitting there and and they're like, oh, would you like
some entertainment?

Speaker 1 (30:06):
My daughter sings, And I'm gonna remind her no one
finds your kids as dude.

Speaker 5 (30:11):
As your dad.

Speaker 2 (30:11):
That's right.

Speaker 3 (30:12):
And it's one of those things where like if it
was everybody singing, singing, singing on a prayer or living
on a prayer, excuse me, yeah.

Speaker 2 (30:18):
Sure, yes, it's a group.

Speaker 4 (30:21):
We're all in on it, nobody saying, which she didn't
even look like she wanted to be singing.

Speaker 2 (30:26):
It was like Mom told her, like those singing lessons, Hey, Michael, Michael,
go do that. Go do that little stupid trick that
you showed me. I don't want to go do the
stupid trick.

Speaker 4 (30:35):
Don't want Mom.

Speaker 3 (30:36):
And finally, Jennifer Aniston's alleged talker has been deemed not
competent to stand trial, which is going to delay the
trial itself while he.

Speaker 2 (30:48):
Is help yes, seen by a psychiatrist.

Speaker 5 (30:52):
Well, Mikey, you're going to be seen by a psychiatrist,
that's so good. You do have to leave Jennifer Aniston alone.

Speaker 4 (30:57):
Oh yeah, dang it.

Speaker 8 (31:02):
Traffic in bound Kennedy now forty six minutes so here
to downtown forty three back to the airport the eisenhour.
That's thirty five minutes, Manheim to the post office, Stevenson
heavy at Harlem forty two, tri State to the drive
northbound drives still jammed up from brent Mar to Hollywood
and eastbound ninety stop and go meet him to Route
fifty three, slowing on the ramp. I'm Bonnie Green and

(31:23):
that's your latest total traffic.

Speaker 5 (31:24):
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Speaker 9 (31:27):
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easy button say?

Speaker 2 (31:31):
That was easy? I mean that that was easy.

Speaker 9 (31:33):
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Speaker 2 (31:40):
I see you, Staples.

Speaker 1 (31:41):
That was easy to be back in black and plies.
We ever left the black in the first place. We
got the Nemo kids. No way in hell that's the
morning Mosch. But I rock ninety five five boys.

Speaker 2 (31:51):
I was wondering where you were going with that.

Speaker 4 (31:55):
Oh, oh my god. Coming up on the show, we're
going to talk about Sydney. He's got new soap she
sell and it's made with her bathwater. They were just
showing it on TV.

Speaker 2 (32:05):
Are we doing a show? I'm sorry, let me turn
back around here.

Speaker 4 (32:09):
That's that's two squirrels that distract me very frequent girls.

Speaker 2 (32:14):
Oh yeah, squirrels.

Speaker 5 (32:15):
Those are too big old bobcats, some bobcats.

Speaker 2 (32:22):
Yeah, I'm just gonna stop.

Speaker 3 (32:28):
I guess stuff to talk about. Yeah, Scribs National spelling Bill.
You guys know it was the hundredth spelling beef with scribs.
I didn't know that scripts.

Speaker 1 (32:40):
I like that.

Speaker 5 (32:41):
Michael's like, yes, yes, I did know that. I've been
giving track all these years.

Speaker 4 (32:45):
I read it yesterday when you guys weren't paying attention.

Speaker 5 (32:48):
So Michael's like, I've known for a full twenty four hours,
and we.

Speaker 2 (32:54):
Did get a winner. Did you did your person?

Speaker 4 (32:56):
Like I didn't want to know.

Speaker 2 (32:57):
Didn't your person win? No, Maris, Maris, did your person win? Absolutely?

Speaker 7 (33:03):
Your word is a claricy small A clarcy small e
C L A I R C I S S E
M E n T.

Speaker 4 (33:17):
That is correct.

Speaker 2 (33:18):
I was so excited. Also, wow, diabolical of the person
reading a word to be like a clip.

Speaker 1 (33:25):
Like eh, there's no Like I would never have heard
that word been like oh yes, it obviously starts.

Speaker 2 (33:30):
With an e yes. Shout out to faiz On Zachi.
He's got a fifty thousand dollars.

Speaker 3 (33:35):
Pass from scripts and I was watching him, like, hand
him to trophy.

Speaker 2 (33:40):
It's the most awkward thing I've ever seen. It's like,
give the kid to trophy.

Speaker 3 (33:44):
He is thirteen, he lost last year, lost last year,
so came back to win the nice so it's a
big redemption story. And like they bring a trophy out
and he's like, ah, yes, and he goes to take it,
but the sponsors like, hey, we have to do photos together,
so you hold one in and there's just kind of

(34:04):
like a little tug going.

Speaker 5 (34:06):
Back in from damn getting some media training.

Speaker 2 (34:08):
Like seriously, it's like, bro, let him have his moment.
Like you are being paid entirely too much to walk
up here and stutter through your little sponsor read but
let it. I'm sorry. Is that being critical?

Speaker 1 (34:20):
You've had tone for the past week, as we know,
so yeah, you know that. It's nice to hear you
actually be cognizant of it and to own it. That's
that's a step.

Speaker 2 (34:28):
Maris, I'm gonna. I'm fix this. Yeah, spell.

Speaker 5 (34:33):
Oh, I know they're hard, right, this feels fixed.

Speaker 2 (34:35):
It's hard to say the words spell. Definitely, definitely D
E F I N I T E L y.

Speaker 4 (34:43):
Yeah, this is I'm looking at the word you have
to spell. It's scary looking.

Speaker 2 (34:47):
It's real scary looking.

Speaker 3 (34:48):
Yeah, because even the pronunciations, the pronunciation is even scary.

Speaker 2 (34:53):
It looks weird. Well, yeah, spell necessary. Oh sorry, we
got to get into his music, I say, all right, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 5 (35:06):
Oh god.

Speaker 1 (35:10):
An eight Nation Army. They're holding Jack White back. It's
morning management on Rocket ninety five five.

Speaker 5 (35:17):
What are we doing? Boys?

Speaker 7 (35:18):
Sport?

Speaker 3 (35:19):
Yay?

Speaker 4 (35:22):
You know what's going on at one twenty today?

Speaker 2 (35:24):
Don't care? Is it a Cubs game?

Speaker 4 (35:25):
Cubs are playing, Oh, kick out of work early on Friday,
Sunshine beer in hand, dog in the other hand. Maybe
if you're crazy to get two dogs in each hand.

Speaker 2 (35:34):
I think what means a double Oh my god, maybe hello.

Speaker 5 (35:41):
Mustard lube on the Oh my god.

Speaker 4 (35:43):
Goodness, yes, Cub's taking on the Red one twenty Socks
got a night game and they are.

Speaker 2 (35:52):
Seed.

Speaker 4 (35:52):
They're away. I'm sorry, they're away. Yes, they are at
Oracle Park in Camden Yards.

Speaker 3 (35:58):
Ess need you to try to talk about the South
side baseball team.

Speaker 2 (36:04):
With some emphasis.

Speaker 4 (36:06):
It's hard, dude, Listen. I do like the Cubs a lot,
but it's hard to talk about a team that's losing
a lot. I mean, it makes it tough.

Speaker 2 (36:13):
It's not that hard.

Speaker 5 (36:13):
You open your mouth and the words come out.

Speaker 2 (36:15):
All right, socks.

Speaker 4 (36:17):
Okay, let me try this. Here we go, White Sox
taking on Baltimore and they are going in with a
chip on their shoulder.

Speaker 2 (36:23):
Get behind it.

Speaker 4 (36:24):
White Sox is gonna have a big win tonight. I
feel don't hell yeah ye to pump you up to them?

Speaker 2 (36:29):
Yeah like that. I love a good lie.

Speaker 4 (36:31):
I would love it if the White Sox were really
good and the Cubs were really good. That'd be fun.
That would make that rivalry really fun. It's happened, it'll
get there. Well, what'd you say, White Sox have a
farm team that in a couple of years.

Speaker 3 (36:41):
Boy, honestly, yeah, the Socks are playing better. They're starting
to be some play.

Speaker 4 (36:52):
They they're they need to get.

Speaker 2 (36:54):
Over the edge. But yeah, there's a certain point and
I'd call them up. Just call them up. Let's get
them up here, get them some big league experience.

Speaker 4 (37:02):
Stanley Cup Final is set. Stanley Cup Final between the
Edmonton Oilers and the Florida Panthers set to begin Wednesday,
June fourth. Everybody's trying to heal before that happens, because
if you make it to the Stanley Cup Finals. One
of my favorite players, he had smashed his foot so
bad that all the bones in his foot were broken
through the middle of his foot, and he taped it

(37:22):
up and played.

Speaker 2 (37:23):
Oh god, I love hot all right, I really do.
That makes life so hard. Not quite at the NBA
win yet, Oh my god. New York fans happy, very happy.
Nick's get a win yesterday to get the series to
three to two.

Speaker 3 (37:38):
Is ahead to Indiana, Andon Shine, thank you.

Speaker 2 (37:44):
That game is on a Saturday night at seven pm.

Speaker 4 (37:48):
And also Chicago, Scott Hey, where to go?

Speaker 2 (37:52):
Got win?

Speaker 4 (37:54):
Got their first win only thirty games in just that's
five yeah, yeah, so glad to see him win.

Speaker 3 (38:01):
Good sports happening here in that lovely city of Chicago.
But we got to focus on something else for a
moment here.

Speaker 4 (38:07):
Now here's a bit only there.

Speaker 2 (38:10):
Oh that it's the final one of the week. Yeah,
hold on, let me get the gun.

Speaker 3 (38:14):
Get the gun, Get ready. Fun to the Head is
on the way. Eight four four ninety five fifty.

Speaker 5 (38:21):
Excuse me, blug oh, we got to focus on it.
Take a deep breath. Okay, let it happen.

Speaker 2 (38:27):
Don't think it, don't overthink it at all. Don't get
it in your hat.

Speaker 3 (38:31):
Your chance to get these Rock the Country tickets with
the VIP upgrade. That's happening in a half an hour.
So be called to an eight four four ninety five fifty.
You'll get to play Fun to the Head. Well, answer
questions for you, get shot with a nerve dart. Get
you these tickets so you can see skinnered nickel back
and kid rock and fingers crossed.

Speaker 2 (38:52):
You get that VIP upgrade.

Speaker 4 (38:54):
Yeah, man, you win today, You're you're in the running,
and then you're gonna find out if you win the
VIP very soon.

Speaker 2 (39:00):
Very quickly.

Speaker 3 (39:00):
Here So a four four ninety five fifty b collars ten.

Speaker 2 (39:08):
And now Fun to the Head on rock. Yeah, don't worry.
They're using nerve weapons. Are we speaking with Terry? Hey,
good morning to the Good morning to the Terry. How
is your Friday. I don't know yet. That's so fair.

Speaker 5 (39:33):
We accept that ches out.

Speaker 3 (39:35):
What we do know is you are on the line
for tickets to Rock the Country, a festival for we
the people with kid Rock, Nickelback, Leonard Skinner, DJ sets
from Afroman, and the Yin Yang Twins all happening.

Speaker 2 (39:51):
That yes, absolutely incredible.

Speaker 3 (39:54):
Hastings, Michigan, June thirteenth or fourteen coming up very quickly.
In order to get you these tickets, you have have
to pick one of us to answer questions for you.
So who are you picking today?

Speaker 2 (40:05):
I'm gonna go with marriage. I get to keep my gun. Okay,
I get to high steaks, high pressure. But Terry, I
got you man, We're going to do this, Terry, let's go.
Let's get it. A question number one, nip yes, scope

(40:26):
then it all right? That was a little close through
the scope. Bit on it. Number one, nippit.

Speaker 1 (40:33):
What does the character doctor Ellie Sadler study in Jurassic Park?

Speaker 2 (40:41):
Do I have to give like the actual term or no?

Speaker 5 (40:45):
Die? Well, okay, we have an answer from Terry.

Speaker 3 (40:52):
She's an anthropologist, but I believe she studies like slant
Yeah right, okay.

Speaker 1 (41:01):
She studies ancient plants, uh not anthropology, Halio Botany.

Speaker 5 (41:06):
I was not going to get that word, and I
didn't expect you to.

Speaker 2 (41:09):
But Terry, thank you for leading me there, and Terry, fun.

Speaker 1 (41:12):
Fact, dinosaurs would have been my answer as well. It
was not even tracking plants. It's been a while.

Speaker 5 (41:18):
Yeah, okay, number two.

Speaker 2 (41:20):
That's why they called her over to look at the poop.

Speaker 5 (41:23):
Ah, yes, yeah, that's what I remembered from that scene. Sorry,
I was like, oh, yeah, she studies plants, Terry.

Speaker 1 (41:34):
Okay, job, somebody does indeed, number two and you'll you'll,
of course you'll know this one. Sydney Sweeney played a
big role in this drama about troubled teens.

Speaker 4 (41:51):
I've seen clips from the show.

Speaker 1 (41:55):
Those aren't the clips you're watching, buddy, And if they
were gonna be weird because they're.

Speaker 5 (41:58):
Teenagers, what's the question?

Speaker 2 (42:00):
Oh, never mind, side, we played.

Speaker 5 (42:02):
A big role in this drama about trouble teens. Jesus.

Speaker 2 (42:06):
Yeah, you read it like a statement in this drama.

Speaker 4 (42:11):
Well you know what the game is, Maris is streaking.

Speaker 2 (42:17):
Stop yelling at me today. Ain't got a clue.

Speaker 4 (42:25):
Yeah, yeah, Terry, you know who Sidney Sweeney is?

Speaker 5 (42:29):
I say, do you like Sidney Sweeney.

Speaker 1 (42:31):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, she's super talented popular, She's got
two huge talents.

Speaker 5 (42:38):
Number three, right, what musical?

Speaker 1 (42:41):
It's all about kids competing in their county spelling bee.

Speaker 5 (42:46):
What I know how you love musicals?

Speaker 1 (42:51):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (42:52):
Like in theater?

Speaker 5 (42:54):
Yeah, like like a musical theater play.

Speaker 3 (43:01):
I thought School of Rock too, But that's not about
a spelling bee. So I'm just gonna take the bluzzer.

Speaker 2 (43:06):
On this one.

Speaker 1 (43:09):
Okay, it's actually Lem's a rob I'm kidding. It's the
twenty fifth air you will Putnam County Spelling Bee.

Speaker 2 (43:15):
That's the name of the.

Speaker 5 (43:18):
Wow, he didn't react.

Speaker 4 (43:20):
The clinch.

Speaker 2 (43:23):
Hit shows a soft bubble of shirt.

Speaker 5 (43:26):
Sorry, hang on, what the hell?

Speaker 2 (43:31):
Okay, hey, goodness for he tried that one. Marie was
shooting blanks for a second.

Speaker 4 (43:37):
Just dust.

Speaker 5 (43:38):
Yeah, I got him my emptied out onto his nips.

Speaker 2 (43:41):
All right, that question is clearly hogwash wash. Oh, I
like the next question.

Speaker 1 (43:49):
Okay, and Terry, if you know it, just shouted out, oh,
I love the next question. The B fifty two's wrote
a weird hit about this sea creature.

Speaker 5 (44:02):
I know how you love to get down to the
B fifty twos, wait to say.

Speaker 2 (44:05):
It, Terry, you want me to get this one? Yeah? Yeah,
I call it. I know, I can't think of it.
Rock you.

Speaker 5 (44:21):
Have a yeah tickets? Well, Mara says, what your tickets
for you in your set?

Speaker 4 (44:28):
You're Terry d You qualified for the VIP.

Speaker 10 (44:31):
That's why I thank you, Marek No, you're no.

Speaker 2 (44:33):
I appreciate that, Terry Kiss. Would you like to run
through the last sew questions? Last question here? I'm interested
if Mari knows this one. It is a comic book thing.

Speaker 1 (44:45):
It is a comic book thing, but it's a really
lesser known one to kind of obscure what character told
Spider Man that with great power comes great responsibility.

Speaker 5 (44:55):
Yeah, and the guy makes great rice.

Speaker 4 (44:57):
I was going to say, I know him from the Rice.

Speaker 2 (44:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (44:59):
And then the final one is what band sings bulls
in the Bronx, Bulls in the Bronx.

Speaker 4 (45:05):
Oh, did you know that if you text today you
can win to Pierce the Veil tickets?

Speaker 5 (45:15):
So interesting that you could win Pierce the Veil tickets?

Speaker 2 (45:18):
I hate that.

Speaker 3 (45:19):
That is actively one of my favorite songs and I
cannot remember it never It's Friday. Yeah, I am a
big closer, But Terry you're set. You're going to Rock
the Country, a festival for wad the people, and you're
qualified for a VIP upgrade. It's about a half an
hour away, so stay by your phone. And if you

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won and got qualified earlier this week, you better be
by your phone too.

Speaker 2 (45:45):
We're gonna call the winner in thirty minutes.

Speaker 3 (45:47):
A big shout out to our friends at Peachtree Entertainment
for this one. If you want to get tickets for yourself,
go to Rockthecountry dot com. It's time to york out.

Speaker 2 (46:05):
We're going to endry this time. Goodness. Oh yeah, no,
better breath.

Speaker 3 (46:09):
I'm angry. Oh I am upset, angry nerd. They canceled
the upcoming Black Panther game.

Speaker 5 (46:17):
Oh is this why you've been angry at me all week?

Speaker 2 (46:19):
No, I'm angry at you unless you did this. Did
you do this?

Speaker 3 (46:24):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (46:26):
Okay, okay, all.

Speaker 5 (46:28):
Right, neither confirming nor denying.

Speaker 2 (46:31):
So here's the thing.

Speaker 3 (46:32):
I know how radio works very well, and I can
tell you more things than you need to and don't
need to know. But in my outside opinion, a video
game company can and does take a lot of my
money on an annual basis. I buy the game yeah,
I buy the micro transactions and I buy the new
game annually. And I'm not the only one. I'm consistently

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invested in these games. So when you get me excited
about a game launch and then you tell me you're
taking it away, where's my money going?

Speaker 2 (47:06):
Where's my investment going into these situations.

Speaker 4 (47:09):
So they've obviously started making this game, I don't know
how far they got into it, and they decided to
pull the plug at a certain point.

Speaker 3 (47:15):
They were very much they wanted to focus on some
of their other properties. And I love electronic arts and
I'm still going to spend money with you. And I
am going to get FC twenty six when it comes out,
and I'm going to pre order it even extra money
on top of extra money. But I need more creativity

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in my life. I need new games on a regular
basis and keep me mentally.

Speaker 4 (47:40):
Studio games, Maris, I have five games to me then.

Speaker 2 (47:45):
I'm not playing right now. They're just sitting there waiting
to be open. But that's not the part.

Speaker 4 (47:50):
Wait a minute, you mean you have five brand new games,
brand new.

Speaker 2 (47:55):
I haven't even opened them.

Speaker 4 (47:56):
It's all pissed about one that didn't come out, But
that's not the point.

Speaker 3 (48:00):
If I want to blow seventy dollars for a game
to collect dust, I want that opportunity, and that's your right.

Speaker 2 (48:05):
Thank you.

Speaker 5 (48:06):
You're welcome America, Land of the Free, because of the Brave,
That's right.

Speaker 3 (48:10):
I just I really hope somebody else picks this game up,
because I did. I did hear a lot of rumors
about what they were going to do with this Black
Panther game, and it was going to be amazing.

Speaker 4 (48:18):
I wonder if they could sell the property to someone else,
a different.

Speaker 3 (48:20):
Company, depends on what it depends on what Marvel wants
to do, because EA has a deal with Marvel that
they are going to release an Iron Man game, and
there is another Marvel game that they're working on.

Speaker 1 (48:32):
Just bring it back, bring it back, you know what
would be good since they can't do this Black Panther
game now for whatever reason. And I don't know if
anyone's tossed this idea their way, what if they did, like, yeah,
I know what I got.

Speaker 2 (48:43):
If you say, Spider Man, I'm going to throw you out.

Speaker 5 (48:45):
This one, Spider Man, how do you think.

Speaker 4 (48:47):
That there's not enough Spider Man?

Speaker 5 (48:49):
I don't think so either.

Speaker 1 (48:50):
We're Batman for that, like to learn about Peter Parker,
I don't know anything about his origin.

Speaker 2 (48:54):
So about Miles Morales? Do you want to learn about
him too?

Speaker 1 (48:57):
I actually know about Miles Morales because I've watched into
the spider Verse. But no, I'm actually more curious about
Peter Parker. Just Superman like we've heard a lot of
another one. Yeah, maybe Batman here is the thing.

Speaker 3 (49:12):
Insomniac, another video game developer, has the Spider Man contract.
They are taking their time after success to Spider Man two,
and they will be working on spider Man three, so
it won't be coming from Electronic Arts.

Speaker 1 (49:26):
As long as someone is giving us Spider Man content,
we've been starved.

Speaker 2 (49:30):
I do not like your tone right now.

Speaker 1 (49:32):
Wow, he said, very deep, raspily and intimidatingly. And you
will not intimidate me on the morning mosh Pit. I
will not stand down.

Speaker 3 (49:41):
Green Day will be at riot Fest this year with
Rock ninety five to five.

Speaker 2 (49:45):
But we're not talking about riot Fest right now.

Speaker 3 (49:47):
No, we are talking about Rock the Country, and we
got a VIP upgrade to get to Let's see.

Speaker 2 (49:53):
Who should we pick? Let's go with this guy?

Speaker 3 (49:57):
Hey?

Speaker 2 (49:57):
Are we speaking with Lance? Yes? You are last a lot.

Speaker 1 (50:05):
Awesome, awesome.

Speaker 2 (50:07):
It feels like it's been so long since we last spoke.
What day did you wear the tickets by the Thursday? Wednesday?
That's all blur.

Speaker 3 (50:19):
Well, the good news is you are are v Yes,
you got the VIP status. Michael, can you let the young.

Speaker 2 (50:30):
Man know what he has won?

Speaker 4 (50:31):
First things first, Lance, I'm looking forward to hanging with
you because I'm doing the VIP thing too, So make
sure we hang out that day. You get a private
bathrooms that are air conditioned without the overflowing porta potties.
You will be sitting on a elevated riser right next
to the stage with a little path that you can
go down and stand right in front of the stage.
As Nickel, I mean, we're talking better than front row, buddy. Yes, awesome, VIP,

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catered tent, stuff like that backstage. It's really going to
be a great time out there.

Speaker 3 (51:00):
So Lance, the most important part is who are you
gonna take with you for this VIP experience.

Speaker 2 (51:06):
I'm going to take my son Lamb nice. Oh Lance
Junior y I love that.

Speaker 3 (51:14):
And also, Lance, know the GA tickets that you won
originally this week you get those two, so you have
for two g a t VI P so you could
treat someone else to an amazing time at Rock the Country,
a festival for we the people. Congratulations, love.

Speaker 2 (51:34):
Talk about making your Friday. Yes, we love you too. Lance.
We're gonna put you a hold so we can get
your information again. But we gotta we gotta change the
mood in the room a little bit here.

Speaker 3 (51:44):
Oh you got to talk about something very No, just
stop making this about Stop yelling at me, Stop making
this about yourself.

Speaker 2 (51:50):
God, Michael, is this.

Speaker 4 (51:52):
What I think it is?

Speaker 2 (51:53):
Did we get some news yesterday?

Speaker 4 (51:54):
I'm gonna be so clean, I swear the goddess.

Speaker 2 (52:00):
Known as Sydney Sweeney is working with doctor Squash to
deliver us soup. Yeah, with essence of her bathwater like that.

Speaker 5 (52:15):
I can't wait to bring this up on International womenst.

Speaker 4 (52:20):
This is awesome. I'm totally gonna get this. What does
it smell like?

Speaker 2 (52:23):
I wonder it smells like Sydney Sweeney? Michael, Well, well,
if it's a.

Speaker 4 (52:29):
Scent, right, I'm thinking like, what does Sidney Sweeney smell like?
I mean, you remember who's as the vagina candles?

Speaker 3 (52:37):
We are all going to find out together, not that
I'm hope, okay, thank God, here's here's not like boob sweat.

Speaker 2 (52:44):
You would you would hope and pray for sweat.

Speaker 3 (52:47):
So doctor Squash is put together this beautiful collab that
will be available for purchase June sixth at eleven pm Century.

Speaker 2 (52:56):
I'll be lining up right and early.

Speaker 4 (52:57):
Can I do that on the air? Can I go
line up outside a store?

Speaker 1 (53:00):
Just keeps.

Speaker 2 (53:04):
Okay? Now, the question is the bath bottom Bliss. How
many are you gonna buy?

Speaker 4 (53:13):
Michael, I'm gonna buy a lot because you could sell them.
You sell them.

Speaker 2 (53:16):
Sure, Sydney Sweeney soap Scalper, damn right.

Speaker 4 (53:24):
Goodness, introducing Sydney Sweeney's Bathwater Bliss.

Speaker 2 (53:29):
Now the bath Water Bliss.

Speaker 3 (53:32):
The soap contains exfoliating saying, oh my God, pine bark
extract and water from the God has known as Sidney
Sweeney's original bath used in the ad for the soap.

Speaker 4 (53:47):
Do you know what the technical smell is? What morning wood?

Speaker 2 (53:52):
Brilliant? Give the marketing team a claf on that one. Yes,
that's awesome, beautiful, the glory.

Speaker 4 (54:00):
Oh I have some some of that smell myself.

Speaker 3 (54:03):
There's only going to be five thousand bars. Oh no,
I really have to get in I did. They did
a collapse with Ninja Turtles. Really they have a soap
that smells like pizza.

Speaker 4 (54:13):
Oh that's funny. It's very basically got a little tomato
hint to it. What what do you mean five thousand?
We can't get on another bathtub? I mean, this isn't
that difficult? Like, okay, clean ass, get that.

Speaker 3 (54:29):
Here's here's the thought that I had. Look, this is
what is going to take to get Nerds to use soap.

Speaker 11 (54:41):
Thank you, Oh my god, Like Sash, I need you
to go to every comic con and I need you
to see the cornacopia of characters that you could base
these soaps off of and sell them.

Speaker 2 (54:57):
Oh my god, Clean Nerds, Summer.

Speaker 5 (55:01):
Actually, you're a genius.

Speaker 1 (55:03):
You know.

Speaker 5 (55:03):
I've been hating this whole time. That's incredible.

Speaker 1 (55:06):
Coming soon Maria Palmer's Riot Fast deodorant with my pit sweat.

Speaker 2 (55:11):
And let's go. Oh my goodness. Yeah yeah, I want
to test something with you.

Speaker 4 (55:17):
I don't we could find a local soapa company. I'm
not going to Maybe we'll take legitimately a little of
your pit sweat. We'll put to see how many people
buy it.

Speaker 5 (55:29):
No, no respect, me.

Speaker 2 (55:33):
She said, oh my god, literally between the eyes.

Speaker 1 (55:38):
Yeah, I wish it had gone through Mark. Something's got
a knock sense into you. I'll be the one who
do it.

Speaker 5 (55:45):
Burn in my hand is worth.

Speaker 2 (55:47):
In the Bush, in the Bush, in the Bush, in
the bush.

Speaker 5 (55:52):
Oh that's fun. Oh that's good. Oh I like that
like a whole other rock song in there. We are
at the Morning Bush, but we watched all these songs.
We're talking Mike, you tell them about Bush.

Speaker 2 (56:02):
Oh my gosh.

Speaker 4 (56:03):
Bush a great band.

Speaker 3 (56:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (56:05):
Also not in the Rock Report today, but a great band.
They've been doing it for a long time. Actually, Bush
came to play a show for us once and Gavin
wanted a massuse right and or a massage before the show.
And I had a friend who was a massage therapist.
I called her up and I was like, hey, you
want to you want to like what funk call to
get as a message therapist?

Speaker 5 (56:19):
You want to go touch Gavin Rossdale.

Speaker 4 (56:20):
I guess what happened, but they ended up banging it
out in the tour bus like its crazy.

Speaker 2 (56:25):
Do you think he wanted a massage? I didn't think
about it that way. I don't like that at all.

Speaker 1 (56:32):
It's Okay, I haven't been a woman in society before.
You don't know about these like weird, like tongue in
cheek requests that we get where it's like, hey, here's
this one indirect thing.

Speaker 2 (56:40):
But I mean sex.

Speaker 4 (56:43):
Chili Peppers though a guitarist sentenced to vehicular manslaughter Josh Klinghoffer,
ex Red Hot Chili Peppers guitarist ran over a dude
with his GMC yukon in California. Family of the forty
seven year old Israel Sanchez is suing Klinghoffer for full
death and negligence. He is on video actively stirring at

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his phone as he rolls over the top of a
guy in a crosswalk.

Speaker 5 (57:07):
No jail time, No jail time.

Speaker 4 (57:09):
That's the crazy part to me, Yeah, is there no?
What is the penalty even if you don't have to
go to jail? I mean, what he's gonna get community
service for killing someone?

Speaker 1 (57:17):
Right?

Speaker 5 (57:17):
And here's the thing. You could be a fan of
Redout Chili Peppers and Josh kling.

Speaker 1 (57:21):
Offers work and you can still be like, hey, man,
if you kill someone because of your negligence, maybe you
should serve a little jail time.

Speaker 5 (57:28):
So I mean and the guy who's in a crosswalk.

Speaker 3 (57:30):
Yeah, there's this celebrity thing where icular manslaughter is just okay.

Speaker 4 (57:36):
And ask Caitlin Jenner.

Speaker 5 (57:38):
I was about to say, look at you, Matthew brought
right exactly.

Speaker 2 (57:41):
I got it here.

Speaker 4 (57:42):
Sixty days community service, My god, days, what an insult.
Although that guy's family, I mean, he's gonna end up
paying out the nose.

Speaker 2 (57:51):
He better, you would hope. Yeah, as he should.

Speaker 4 (57:54):
And that's a note. If you're out driving, pay attention. Yeah,
you don't need these kind of problems.

Speaker 1 (57:58):
Don't kill people in cross where they're supposed to be walking, right, I.

Speaker 4 (58:03):
Need a little clarification from you. Last of Us is
a television show that started as a video game. Correct,
and it's about zombies.

Speaker 2 (58:09):
Yes, all right? In a way, Yes, yeah, I'm the
easiest way.

Speaker 4 (58:13):
Mark Oppas reveals the unhinged way he likes to play
the Last of Us. Before the Last of Us was
a hit show on HBO, it debuted as a video
game and a rare tweet, Mark Oppas revealed that he
is not only a fan of the game, but has
a strange way of playing it. Quote, sometimes I turn
on the Last of Us video game and get to
the spot where I'm safe, but I can hear the
screams of the damned, and I just put the game
down and enjoy the vibe.

Speaker 2 (58:34):
That's interesting.

Speaker 5 (58:35):
I'll do be fair.

Speaker 2 (58:36):
Probably sounds like his crowds.

Speaker 3 (58:37):
Yeah, I'm playing Last of Us Part two to get
caught up with the current seas and I'm way behind.
But there's this moment where you're kind of going through
and the introduce you to a new, smarter zombie.

Speaker 2 (58:49):
That thing just runs right across the screen.

Speaker 3 (58:51):
I ran, I ran right off my couch and then
like I've got my sound system going, so like you
can hear them hovering in the background.

Speaker 2 (59:00):
Know what he's talking about?

Speaker 1 (59:01):
Are they like fast at like twenty eight days later
type zombies?

Speaker 3 (59:05):
There's evolution, so there's a lot of different types of
zombies you have to take on cool.

Speaker 4 (59:10):
I didn't like twenty eight days Later. I loved it
because I didn't like feel funny.

Speaker 2 (59:14):
Actually, twenty eight years later. It's coming out soon, all right,
it's on its way.

Speaker 4 (59:20):
The one where Will Smith's the last person left on Earth.

Speaker 5 (59:23):
I am legend was another one that was Yeah, another
great one.

Speaker 4 (59:27):
All right, that's your rock report. Find out everything you
need to know, including concert calendar and everything else. Now
at Rock ninety five five?

Speaker 2 (59:33):
Chi whatever.

Speaker 4 (59:36):
The food fighters Rock ninety five five.

Speaker 2 (59:39):
Oh play, I'm hungry.

Speaker 4 (59:41):
I know me too?

Speaker 2 (59:42):
Is it?

Speaker 5 (59:42):
Because he just looked over at the screen and yeah, it's.

Speaker 4 (59:44):
Like festivals happening this weekend. It says that there's one
called the Windy City hot Dog Fest.

Speaker 2 (59:49):
Let's go.

Speaker 4 (59:54):
Pack yourself full of glizzies this weekend, Maria, what do
you got?

Speaker 5 (59:58):
Don't like that you toss to me right after that sentence,
tossed it right over. Don't say toss anymore.

Speaker 1 (01:00:09):
See, And now he's giggling, which is great because he's
been screaming at me all day.

Speaker 5 (01:00:13):
And now I'm worried, like I don't want to bring
the room down, you know, but I have to inform you.
I have to give you news headlines. So here's what
I'm gonna do.

Speaker 1 (01:00:20):
Okay, I'm going to take the corporate shills advice and
I'm just gonna put a positive spin on the news headlines.

Speaker 2 (01:00:26):
And I think that's gonna work out great.

Speaker 1 (01:00:27):
This is bad news, bears, shoot me, said man killed
by sheriff's deputy.

Speaker 4 (01:00:36):
Asking you shall receipt here?

Speaker 2 (01:00:38):
Okay, I hate that.

Speaker 4 (01:00:39):
That's always like the somebody's having a mental problem and
they select suicide by cop. I hate that, Like, just
get them help.

Speaker 5 (01:00:44):
That's exactly what it was. Couple robbed of nine K
they're just withdrawn. Hey, that's only okay when landlords and
banks do it. Homeowner's house listed for rent by a stranger. Hey,
that's only okay when landlords and bangs do it.

Speaker 2 (01:01:11):
I wonder what the last story is gonna be. Moose attacks,
man kills dog man. What moose are terrifying, don't you dare?

Speaker 1 (01:01:21):
Well?

Speaker 5 (01:01:21):
I guess that would make this bad news.

Speaker 2 (01:01:24):
Moose. I think there's only one thing you can do
in a moose attack.

Speaker 5 (01:01:32):
Oh, and that was let your phone go off.

Speaker 4 (01:01:37):
Down for sure.

Speaker 3 (01:01:38):
Yep, you need a chainsaw for a moose eight four
four b collar tend to get that chainsaw. You know
who listens to bank flood on a regular basis, That
boss on Thursday?

Speaker 2 (01:01:57):
What was his name? Ricky Ricky Oh? Oh?

Speaker 5 (01:02:01):
I was like, what are you talking?

Speaker 2 (01:02:02):
Rick and Bobby?

Speaker 10 (01:02:03):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:02:04):
The lifeguard boss who's Smith Sweeden the guard Shack which
no other lifeguards do.

Speaker 2 (01:02:09):
Eric the Boss, Eric the Boss, Eric.

Speaker 5 (01:02:11):
That calls himself the Boss honestly, that's his greatest sin,
the boss.

Speaker 3 (01:02:17):
It is the morning Mashpit, and it is about that
time for text messages.

Speaker 4 (01:02:23):
Yeah, text message is coming in like crazy today all
frankly all week because we've been giving away Pierce the
Veil tickets, just picking a random texture at this time
of day every day. Let's start it off from the
eight fifteen. Good Morning mash Pitt, Michael, I have a
joke of the day for you, buddy. This is awesome.
How do you know if a vampire is donewell, Maria?

Speaker 2 (01:02:44):
You're quick?

Speaker 4 (01:02:44):
I bet you could.

Speaker 5 (01:02:45):
How do I know if the vampire is unwell?

Speaker 4 (01:02:48):
No, I don't know, he'll be coffin.

Speaker 5 (01:02:51):
Oh it's good.

Speaker 2 (01:02:53):
Not okay with that?

Speaker 4 (01:02:54):
I liked it.

Speaker 2 (01:02:55):
I like it a lot.

Speaker 4 (01:02:56):
Ken from Canada's weighing in Emeris has a baritone.

Speaker 5 (01:03:02):
So you admit you have a tone. Fascinating.

Speaker 3 (01:03:06):
I'm gonna give you a bell on that one, just one.
I'm not happy about it, but it's there. I'll take
that baritone all day.

Speaker 4 (01:03:14):
Oh my god. There was a boy in a spelling
bee that when they told him the word, he said
the word and then passed out cold. What then he
stood back up, said the words, spelled the word, and
said the word was and then said the word was correct.

Speaker 2 (01:03:31):
Damn.

Speaker 4 (01:03:31):
So he had like nerves essentially, that's a lot of
pressure for the kids.

Speaker 2 (01:03:34):
So I could see it happening. Yeah, I get.

Speaker 4 (01:03:39):
Lightheaded, Like I would get on stage or something and
I'd get lightheaded and people be like, are you okay?
You look a little white, and I'd have to sit down.

Speaker 5 (01:03:46):
That happened to me too, actually on stage. Yeah, why
you're a gun pointed at me? That is what it
feels like.

Speaker 4 (01:03:56):
Okay, two one nine. Heck no, this person says, heck no.
I would not go to a real life Jurassic Park.
I don't trust shifty lizards easy. It's like, quote, oh cool,
look a herbivore. Herbivore? All right, Nope, that son of

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a gun.

Speaker 2 (01:04:18):
Just ate Michael.

Speaker 4 (01:04:19):
I had a pissed off euromasonic's tail whipped me before,
and it felt like I was getting clubbed with a pineapple.
Those are the size of a bearded dragon, meaning the
iguana attitude. One. Oh, imagine the iguana attitude on stegosaurus.

Speaker 2 (01:04:34):
That's true.

Speaker 4 (01:04:35):
You don't want to be around an angry dinosaur.

Speaker 2 (01:04:37):
To be fair, we live around dinosaurs as it is.
They call it birds birds, and they're everywhere.

Speaker 4 (01:04:44):
Where do we learn that at the Field Museum?

Speaker 2 (01:04:47):
And what's going on at the Field Museum. I'm Dino
Derby next week.

Speaker 4 (01:04:50):
Yeah, you're shout at one thousand dollars on Saturday.

Speaker 5 (01:04:52):
I'm going to dress as Jeff Goldbloom.

Speaker 2 (01:04:54):
I like it.

Speaker 4 (01:04:55):
I'm dressing a Sarah Connor whoever that scientist was from
the eight on five. If I want a chainsaw, I'd
use it for all those people who ride my ass
on the on the Stevenson and don't have the decency
to pull my hair first out whoa and honestly yeah,
and finally damn says I love you guys. I'll tell you,

(01:05:15):
if someone famous or not killed a family member and
got no jail time, they'd be getting some Chicago land justice.

Speaker 5 (01:05:24):
Yeah, and you're damn right about that. They absolutely we
wouldn't stand for it here.

Speaker 4 (01:05:28):
When we first were opening the show and telling people
to text in, what did I ask for? I don't
know what do I want people to text me jokes?

Speaker 2 (01:05:36):
Damn right? Guess from the A one five?

Speaker 4 (01:05:41):
Well, your vampire joke, which I loved, is it?

Speaker 1 (01:05:45):
You're going to pierce the veil and uh who pointed
out that Maris has a baritone.

Speaker 2 (01:05:51):
There from Canada.

Speaker 1 (01:05:53):
Okay, oh, okay, okay, I was going to give him
a high five rails in Canada.

Speaker 4 (01:06:00):
I try again hard to go to well.

Speaker 5 (01:06:02):
No, I don't have anyone else ready, So more high
fives on the way.

Speaker 2 (01:06:06):
Next week, in the morning, moshb Tens.

Speaker 4 (01:06:10):
Filters on Rock ninety five to five, Chicago's rock station.
We are the morning mosh Pit.

Speaker 5 (01:06:14):
Boys. It's been a health week. It has I want
to go over all of our favorite moments, sort of
a recap.

Speaker 2 (01:06:23):
Maybe give you some boys, Let's do it.

Speaker 5 (01:06:25):
Mara's howe is your favorite moment this week?

Speaker 2 (01:06:27):
Let's get into it.

Speaker 3 (01:06:31):
Today we found out were getting a sub from the
lady known as Sweeney.

Speaker 2 (01:06:38):
I think that this is great because nerds, we'll finally base.

Speaker 6 (01:06:48):
It's been a hell of a week, a boy, Marris,
It's been a.

Speaker 4 (01:06:55):
Hell of a we Mikey, I'm so excited because it
was a short week. My favorite kind of week is
two days off Wednesday, Thursday, Friday. And I don't think
I didn't even have to shower this week because I
don't have to.

Speaker 2 (01:07:08):
Be here so long.

Speaker 6 (01:07:11):
No boy, Mikey, it's been a hell of a week.
A boy, Mikey, it's been a hell of a week.

Speaker 5 (01:07:22):
I'm gonna be honest. I thought it would be the bones.

Speaker 1 (01:07:27):
I thought there was no way anything this week that
I could do was gonna be better than bringing in
my wisdom.

Speaker 4 (01:07:32):
Teeth.

Speaker 5 (01:07:32):
Wasn't bones.

Speaker 10 (01:07:34):
It's tone bad a girl, Marie, it's been he and
that's somewhere on the morning, marsh Ben, it's been a
hell of a week.

Speaker 2 (01:07:50):
That's how you feel. That's how you feel. Gonna be
here next week, Tone over bones.

Speaker 3 (01:07:56):
Yeah, and we're gonna have more tickets for you to
go to rack the country bone tone.

Speaker 5 (01:08:02):
I don't get enough of the bones.

Speaker 2 (01:08:03):
I get the tones. We gotta go on that. Yeah Bye,