Let's Get Motivated

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
You've done it, buddy. You got through yet another work
week and you didn't act out on a single one
of your homicidal urges. And we think that deserves round
but plause have a products Mary Moshman, I'm rock nwety
five to five. My name's Maria Palmer.

Speaker 2 (00:15):
I'm Maris, I'm Michael. I'm concerned.

Speaker 3 (00:17):
Is that one of those me stories like talking.

Speaker 4 (00:20):
To you know, you said all that acting like it's
not free chansa freed.

Speaker 1 (00:31):
Of this sitle urges.

Speaker 4 (00:33):
Yeah, that's why I was like, that's really interesting way
to come out of that song, considering we're about to
give away weapons for trees.

Speaker 1 (00:42):
No, no, no, no, According to our corporate lawyers, they
are not weapons. They are tools.

Speaker 4 (00:46):
Oh h you just didn't have the chainsaw yet. Yeah,
that's not the cue to call. By the way, you
should know this.

Speaker 2 (00:52):
Don't do that, don't do that, don't call right now.
It is he's not lying, But.

Speaker 3 (01:00):
I say something NERD News today coming up about the
Nintendo Switch. Is that what's sitting next to me?

Speaker 2 (01:05):
That is the original Nintendo Switch.

Speaker 3 (01:08):
You know I love electronics. This thing makes me you
want to play maybe in a break, you know, I'd
love to check it out. It looks really cool games.

Speaker 4 (01:16):
Yeah, the whole thing, well, I just don't have the
interface to connect to the TV.

Speaker 3 (01:20):
But we can play on here though, Right, that's the
fun of a switch.

Speaker 2 (01:23):
That is the fun of the switch. Take it on
the go.

Speaker 3 (01:29):
Also, Cubs Opening Day.

Speaker 2 (01:31):
Cubs Opening Day, we're going to cover.

Speaker 3 (01:33):
I think the Cubs might be doing one of the
coolest things with their menu that I've heard in a
long time. And you can cook now, Yes, that's just
gonna be a little bit incredible.

Speaker 2 (01:43):
Wow, Oh my goodness.

Speaker 4 (01:54):
And yesterday we got a very interesting text from one
of our listeners. She didn't pass her nursing exam and
I was looking for different ways to stay motivated.

Speaker 2 (02:03):
So we're going to talk about that later and we
go motivate.

Speaker 3 (02:05):
Jem failed real estate test after studying for like weeks,
and that sucks. Listen, I passed it. The next time.

Speaker 1 (02:15):
Failed real estate I did.

Speaker 3 (02:17):
Now, I quaited. I got around real estate agents and
was like, these people are not happy. I'm gonna go
back to doing, but I can't. I can't with you
right now.

Speaker 1 (02:28):
This home has two better four better, has four better
dare and one and a half bath. It's got three baths.
It has three baths.

Speaker 2 (02:40):
And now w c hi weather with my.

Speaker 3 (02:48):
Weather time. It's opening day, Go Cubs, go, and I
have some good news. Actually, originally it was supposed to
rain today. It's gonna late in the day. Oh game
time today, okay, right around one o'clock. Should just be cloudy, oh,
kind of warmish, and then tomorrow looking the same. Actually,

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can have a little rain early in the day, but
it's going to be cloudy the rest of the day,
and then Sunday mostly sunny.

Speaker 1 (03:15):
What is the chance of meatballs?

Speaker 2 (03:16):
That's when I'll be a Sunday not great?

Speaker 1 (03:21):
Oh yeah, disappointing.

Speaker 3 (03:23):
Not today, just clouds, no meatballs.

Speaker 2 (03:26):
You really want to be hitting a head by a meatball?

Speaker 3 (03:29):
Wouldn't it be wild?

Speaker 2 (03:30):
If?

Speaker 3 (03:31):
What if cats and dogs really fell from this guy?

Speaker 1 (03:33):
Am I supposed to answer that question?

Speaker 2 (03:35):
Honestly, I'm answering Michael's question. Okay, I don't want to
clean that mess up.

Speaker 4 (03:39):
No.

Speaker 3 (03:39):
Do you're about the lizards and the fall out of
the trees in Florida. You imagine you're walking and a
lizard falls on you mares to take it home?

Speaker 1 (03:45):
I mean my new pets. I would there are some
places where it rains.

Speaker 3 (03:49):
Men, Oh my gosh, wow, weather's crazy today.

Speaker 2 (03:53):
You know what helps weather? Sometimes?

Speaker 3 (03:55):
I don't like you might need it?

Speaker 1 (04:01):
How the chainsawsweather?

Speaker 3 (04:03):
I knew, I knew you were.

Speaker 2 (04:04):
Gonna do that, So explain how it makes you feel better?

Speaker 3 (04:09):
Wow?

Speaker 2 (04:10):
Not nice? How you can sit in your garage, just
rev up your chain saw.

Speaker 1 (04:14):
Make sure the garage is open so we don't get
the carbon monoxide.

Speaker 2 (04:17):
It's like you watched that tree fall down in your
front yards.

Speaker 4 (04:20):
Like I'm going to get you as soon as that
rain stops, I'm going to get you.

Speaker 1 (04:25):
Is that what you do? You sit in your garage
looking at the storm and screaming out into ablivion.

Speaker 2 (04:33):
I'm going to get yes, amazing.

Speaker 3 (04:38):
Is that?

Speaker 1 (04:38):
Is that the cute call? Because we got a lot
of people call it right now.

Speaker 4 (04:42):
I would never ilay games on chainsaw Friday.

Speaker 5 (04:46):
Absolutely ninety five fifty b collar ten because it is
free Chasaw Friday.

Speaker 2 (04:59):
Rock ninety five vibe.

Speaker 4 (05:00):
Are we speaking with Chris Christopher Robin?

Speaker 3 (05:07):
That's where you went, Michael, how's the hundred acre wood today?

Speaker 1 (05:13):
Christopher Columbus, Same, No, Christopher Columbus, I said, same question.
It was an even funnier joke.

Speaker 4 (05:23):
Chris, welcome to the morning. How how is your Friday
going so far?

Speaker 2 (05:28):
Going good?

Speaker 3 (05:30):
I'm vertical. My heart's beating.

Speaker 2 (05:32):
I love that.

Speaker 4 (05:33):
Where do you work at, Chris Construction Company?

Speaker 2 (05:38):
Doing not.

Speaker 3 (05:41):
Real man, very important work.

Speaker 1 (05:43):
There You heating homes?

Speaker 4 (05:44):
Yes, he's heating homes. And now he has a.

Speaker 3 (05:52):
Yes, cut down some trees in the hunderd Acre.

Speaker 4 (05:54):
Would okay, Chris, Chris, hold on, Chris, your phone is
potatoing right now, Chris, where'd you go?

Speaker 3 (06:04):
Chris?

Speaker 1 (06:07):
Right now?

Speaker 2 (06:07):
Oh, we can tell we're we absolutely.

Speaker 1 (06:11):
Get a gas line out there. It sounds like they
need it.

Speaker 2 (06:16):
Chris, say it again.

Speaker 3 (06:18):
I'm in like a dead zone. Every time I drive
through this area, I lose whoever I'm talking.

Speaker 1 (06:23):
Where are you?

Speaker 2 (06:25):
I'm inel Oh you're out there, out there?

Speaker 3 (06:29):
Well you're coming through Latin clear now. Congratulations, my man.
We appreciate you listening, We appreciate you winning. And you
got yourself a chainsaw. And that is just the first
of two on the free chase.

Speaker 1 (06:41):
Right. You know, when scientists make things, I just wish
they would do it well. Burying in mind, what would
happen if these things were used against us? Saying oh,
I don't know, and inevitable.

Speaker 5 (07:00):
Advises a robot wah news from the front of the
inevitable human robot war.

Speaker 1 (07:05):
Surprise, surprise, AI could be eroding its users critical thinking
skills and making them dumber.

Speaker 2 (07:12):
Thank god you study.

Speaker 3 (07:14):
It makes me smarter.

Speaker 1 (07:18):
Nothing could. The research, a survey of workers in business, education, arts, administration,
and computing carried out by Microsoft and Carnegie Mellon University
AKA It's legit, found that those study Oh real.

Speaker 2 (07:31):
You found a real study.

Speaker 1 (07:32):
I know, I googled it with my own hands. Thank you,
found that those who most trusted the accuracy of AI
assistants thought less critically about those tools conclusions. Those tools
meaning the AI clear participant stated that for forty percent
of their tasks they used no critical thinking.

Speaker 3 (07:51):
Whats So I don't like that at all. Here's the thing,
if you're going to use it, you gotta use critical
thinking on purpose, because it is wrong. We asked you, say,
we asked quite like something about the Cubs last night,
and it didn't give the previous game. It gave the
game before, right, So I was like, wait a minute,
that doesn't even make sense. And so you got to
be careful.

Speaker 1 (08:07):
Because Crucially, AI doesn't give you necessarily correct answers. It's
not a calculator. It's a generator. So it's basically googling
the entire Internet and coming up with search results that
fit like words, but it's not necessarily stringing them together.

Speaker 4 (08:23):
Like that's the thing that is calculated. You can't just
go tell me how to build a house. You got
to be very specific with what you're looking for in
that moment so that you can really get refined answers
for what you're trying to look for.

Speaker 3 (08:36):
It's damn good at correcting punctuation and spelling, Thomas. If
you want your email to look good, or you know.

Speaker 1 (08:44):
Justin go ahead blocks of stuff into AI. Just accept
whatever answers it gives you as truth and then bend
the knee to your own.

Speaker 3 (08:57):
Volume. In News from the Bunch of the Inevitable Human Robot.

Speaker 2 (09:03):
Wall, we forgot something.

Speaker 3 (09:06):
Oh I just like, so we're not going to the
next thing's having it.

Speaker 4 (09:13):
It's crazy because we're gonna do it right yeah, yeah,
here it is.

Speaker 2 (09:17):
But it is is chainsaw ride.

Speaker 1 (09:24):
Your chainsaw good right now? Oh my god, we're crazy.

Speaker 2 (09:27):
You will just do anything.

Speaker 4 (09:28):
It's crazy how those stories just tied right into giving
a chainsaw away.

Speaker 1 (09:33):
My god, the transition was seamless.

Speaker 4 (09:37):
Eight four four and ninety five fifty b collars in
and you got a chainsaw.

Speaker 2 (09:44):
Rock ninety five to five. Are we speaking with Kathleen?

Speaker 1 (09:48):
Yes? You are.

Speaker 2 (09:49):
Oh morning, Kathleen. How are you on this lovely Friday?
I am doing wonderful lovely?

Speaker 1 (09:57):
Do people ever call you Kathy?

Speaker 3 (09:59):
I I do not like Kathy, but the guys that
were cat What if I.

Speaker 1 (10:03):
Called you a.

Speaker 2 (10:07):
Nervous laughter? That's fair?

Speaker 3 (10:12):
See more? You might maybe win something here? What's your
favorite baseball team? Answered this properly.

Speaker 6 (10:18):
Oh, we'll see.

Speaker 1 (10:19):
I grew up a cub sand.

Speaker 4 (10:23):
I did end up going to a bunch of Sox games,
and if I'm going.

Speaker 3 (10:26):
To take my family, I will take them to a
Sox game. There's so many things for the kids to do,
and taking my son to the Cup game, he ended
up getting lost going.

Speaker 2 (10:36):
To the bathroom. Oh yeah, we understand that, Kathleen of porn. No,
I get it. I get it. But that's why it's
great to have options.

Speaker 4 (10:45):
But one thing that you do need today, you got
yourself chainsaw. Now what are your plans with this lovely
chainsaw that we're honoring you with today.

Speaker 3 (11:00):
I am definitely going to do some cleanup around my yard,
so that'll be wonderful.

Speaker 2 (11:04):
That is fair. That is fair, Kathleen.

Speaker 4 (11:06):
Additional question, do you have some time to stay on
the line with us we're going to talk about.

Speaker 3 (11:13):
Yes, Kathleen, I'm gonna see if I can get you
to head back north to a Cubs game.

Speaker 2 (11:16):
Okay, Oh, that would be wonderful.

Speaker 3 (11:19):
The food this year is crazy. They have dill pickle
tater tots, ranch bombs, puffy tacos, smoked prime ridge sandwiches.

Speaker 2 (11:29):
Did you say puffy tacos tacos? Okay? Can you describe
it a little bit more.

Speaker 3 (11:34):
I've only ever had those in California. They're kind of
tan like dark color. What are you laughing about?

Speaker 2 (11:42):
All right, never mind, but.

Speaker 3 (11:45):
Here's this is really cool. I think this is unbelievable.
I've never heard of any ballpark doing this. In the
Marquee Classic stand in the concourse, you can now get
items that are themed for the team the Cubs are playing.
For instance, if the Red Sox are in town, they're
gonna have lobster rolls.

Speaker 2 (12:01):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (12:02):
This one's a little weird to me when they play
the Dodgers. Because the team is loaded with Japanese players,
They're gonna have sticky pork bow buns. Huh.

Speaker 2 (12:11):
It's kind of interesting, right, Those bow buns are really good.

Speaker 3 (12:14):
Yeah, I think, what a fun idea to do. And
then on top of this, longtime fans will remember the
Yum Yum Donuts stand in the parking lot of Wrigley. Yeah, well,
this year they have Yum Yum donuts that are baseballs
and they come in like if you bought a signed baseball.
How it's in that plastic case. They come like that,
and then you can inject the filling into the ball

(12:35):
and then eat it. Oh, puffy tacos and injected balls.
It's a good day at ye Hey, oh my god,
the freaks. Kathleen, do you have a favorite food when
you go to any stadium, anything you like to leani into.

Speaker 1 (12:50):
Well, I mean I'm always good for a hot dog.

Speaker 3 (12:53):
Yeah, I mean that's a win. Absolutely.

Speaker 2 (12:56):
Yeah. I think this is tried and true.

Speaker 4 (12:58):
You go get a hot dog at Wriggly or Kamiski
and just enjoy yourself with some baseball.

Speaker 2 (13:04):
It is opening day at Wrigley today, but it is
also Free jesaw.

Speaker 3 (13:10):
Right Rock ninety five five Chicago's rock station. Chevelle tickets
coming up in a bit here, Maria, what do you
got my girl?

Speaker 1 (13:20):
Rebecca? You remember last week?

Speaker 3 (13:23):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (13:23):
She texted in and she said that she was taking
her ncl X boards it's the nursing boards, and she
was like, if you wish me that, it would be great.
We were like, absolutely GOODOK, have heard back.

Speaker 3 (13:33):
We wished her luck and she didn't.

Speaker 1 (13:35):
Well, we're not good. Luck is something that you should know, Rebecca. Yeah,
it'll be much more reliable. She said. She didn't pass,
but she was wondering if we could have a segment
about what helps motivate us when we feel like giving
up sex.

Speaker 4 (13:53):
You don't have to sit here and lie.

Speaker 3 (13:56):
But that's the point. I get to dream about it. It
keeps me on my motivate head. I wake up every
day like maybe this week, maybe this year.

Speaker 4 (14:04):
Something for myself. The actions Michael and actions that was disturbing.

Speaker 3 (14:11):
I was pumping my fist in the air.

Speaker 1 (14:15):
You're not pumping anything.

Speaker 3 (14:17):
That's the problem I know.

Speaker 2 (14:19):
For me. Helping keep myself motivated as goals.

Speaker 4 (14:22):
It's something that my dad taught me at a very
young age, writing down your goals on an annual basis
and knowing that you're going to modify them, so it's
something that you can fall back on. And it's not
just writing them down, it's speaking them out loud, telling
other people what you're trying to achieve. In that way,
the people within your circle, they're either going to push
you or you're going to find out that that's not

(14:44):
the right people to have in your circle because you're
not being pushed.

Speaker 3 (14:46):
Right, I'm glad you're here. Yeah, I like you in
this room.

Speaker 4 (14:51):
So yeah, it's just like always knowing what the goal
is and knowing it's okay to fail.

Speaker 3 (14:56):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, Failure is how you find your success, right,
Like exactly, keep fail and you'll find the answer.

Speaker 1 (15:01):
I was gonna say, weirdly, the way that I motivate
myself is by intentionally not motivating myself, because like, I'll
get too into it, I'll chase it too hard, and
then if I don't get it, then I sit in
this state of feeling like a failure or like a
loser or just whatever. Myself, my inner critic will get
very very loud. So I've had to kind of just
give up on motivation in general, and just kind of
be like, I'm going to try my best the things

(15:23):
that interest me in that I want to do and
that bring me fulfillment, and if I get them, then great,
and if I don't, then I will find another way
to find that feeling of fulfillment or happiness or whatever
it is that I am seeking at that given moment.
But you all to know what else I do? Oh jeez,
Sometimes I drink.

Speaker 7 (15:41):
As drink, I drink could drink, I drink a side
or drink, I drink a lag or drink and then
I'm not motivated about anything, and then I feel fine,
you know.

Speaker 1 (15:54):
So really, what we're trying to say, Rebecca is even
if you get knocked down, you can get back up again.

Speaker 3 (16:03):
Or you could google Sydney Sweeney that we can get
kick in the pants.

Speaker 2 (16:10):
My god.

Speaker 4 (16:11):
So that Rebecca, take what you will from that one.
You got a lot of options to kind of look into.

Speaker 1 (16:23):
You shouldn't motivate you, Michael, you should scare you.

Speaker 4 (16:27):
But also text us with your specific motivation that drives
you on a regular basis eight four four ninety five fifty.
We want to hear from you, what get you doing
besides the morning moshpit every.

Speaker 1 (16:41):
Day, and besides Sydney's sweety. That's a different version of
getting you going. Rebecca, you got this girl.

Speaker 3 (16:49):
Now here's a bit only plug there to plug it.

Speaker 4 (16:54):
No, you've been coughing and sneezing and everything else way
too much.

Speaker 2 (16:59):
I know what it was. I know what it was.

Speaker 4 (17:02):
Well, it's a Flemmy, a Flemmy lugue.

Speaker 2 (17:08):
I didn't I didn't like it. I didn't like it.

Speaker 4 (17:14):
Oh, but what you will like is Toto Christopher cross
Men at work all at Credit Union one Amphitheater on
August ninth, and we want you to be there. Eight
four four nine five five ninety five fifty The tickets
can be yours. We have the world's most difficult question
on the way for you to be ready for that

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eight four four nine five five ninety five fifty b
collar ten rock ninety five five Are we speaking with Dominic?

Speaker 1 (17:47):
Dominic?

Speaker 2 (17:48):
I heard what you said.

Speaker 1 (17:50):
Yeah, that's what I said.

Speaker 2 (17:51):
I think Maria just made a new friend.

Speaker 1 (17:54):
Dumb, you know, hold the line.

Speaker 2 (18:01):
Because you don't have the tickets just yet.

Speaker 1 (18:03):
Love isn't always on time.

Speaker 2 (18:07):
Why are you so good?

Speaker 1 (18:08):
Sometimes sometimes quick?

Speaker 3 (18:12):
The time that brain works fast.

Speaker 1 (18:14):
I was just trying to say, I heard you've been
talking to.

Speaker 4 (18:26):
All Right, dom you're one step closer to getting Maria
and yourself tickets to see photo Christopher cross and a
minute work and Tom.

Speaker 1 (18:36):
What are feelings on pan flute? You like them?

Speaker 4 (18:41):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (18:41):
You don't want to know? Wow, okay, this relationship?

Speaker 1 (18:50):
Okay, all right, I feel different.

Speaker 4 (18:52):
Let's get you the world's most difficult question.

Speaker 2 (18:56):
Are you ready, Dominic?

Speaker 6 (18:58):
Yes, sir, what is your area code?

Speaker 1 (19:10):
That's not what an areo code is. That's not what
an area code is.

Speaker 2 (19:14):
Definitely three, That is definitely your zip code.

Speaker 1 (19:17):
That's three, bunny.

Speaker 4 (19:20):
How about we would have accepted any three number iteration
that you could have come up with, because we're not
fact checking you, Dominate.

Speaker 1 (19:34):
We would also have accepted your second answer.

Speaker 4 (19:40):
But yes, yes, yes, indeed you've got those Toto Christopher
Crossing men at work tickets in your pocket. Clearly you're
taking Maria.

Speaker 1 (19:52):
We won't be men at work that night. Oh we'll
be a guy and a girl having a great time.

Speaker 2 (19:58):
That's not where I thought that was going.

Speaker 4 (20:00):
But Dominic, you're all sets. But everybody else who wants
to go go and get your tickets at livenation dot com.

Speaker 2 (20:07):
Right now. Now, here's five or so things with Mayris.

Speaker 4 (20:12):
Why does he always drop his bands during this part
of the show.

Speaker 2 (20:15):
I find it discomforting.

Speaker 4 (20:19):
I like it.

Speaker 2 (20:20):
I do too. It's nice breeze today.

Speaker 4 (20:23):
Let's kick it with Houston Texans season tickets. Oh yeah,
of course, Houston Texans season ticket holders are suing the team.

Speaker 2 (20:32):
They have filed a laws to claiming fraud, conspiracy.

Speaker 4 (20:35):
Breach of contract, discriminatory ticket pricing, and market manipulation.

Speaker 2 (20:41):
And I have to say to this, shut up, just
shut up. I don't think.

Speaker 4 (20:47):
They fully understand the process it is to get season
tickets With the Chicago Bears, people sit on this list.
You get wait listed for a decade before you get
an opportunity to purchase a season ticket.

Speaker 3 (21:00):
I don't have season ticket money, Yeah, so I wouldn't know.

Speaker 4 (21:02):
Houston Texans, you guys have fun filing this lawsuit. They're
claiming a million dollars in damages for nineteen plaintiffs here.

Speaker 2 (21:11):
I don't see this going well for you.

Speaker 4 (21:13):
A comic book store went all Scooby Doo and found
the thieves that robbed them earlier in the week.

Speaker 2 (21:20):
Crush Away with it too, if they hadn't tried to sell.

Speaker 4 (21:23):
It on eBay twelve hours after robbing the store, and
it was very specific memorabilia that was traced back to
them directly, So not only did they find it on
eBay by the item back, but then got the seller's information,
which led them to Instagram, which led them to photos
on their in store cameras, and they just took it

(21:45):
right to the police, where they found a lot of
comic books, other collectibles and a Lego set sets that
had been stolen.

Speaker 1 (21:53):
What a very nerdy criminal.

Speaker 3 (21:54):
Very very criminals aren't smart.

Speaker 2 (21:57):
We know this.

Speaker 4 (21:59):
Oh, if you love peeps, you could get paid one
thousand dollars to eat and critique peeps. You could be
the chef peep officer and try out new flavors like cinnamon,
churo is It, blue, Raspberry and beyond.

Speaker 2 (22:15):
And this is the most disgusting thing I've read in
a while.

Speaker 4 (22:19):
All you have to do is try them out, snap
some picks, and then rate them on cuteness and taste.
And they'll also give you two hundred dollars for your
grocery budget, which is well worth suffering through peeps.

Speaker 1 (22:31):
I've ever told you about Palmer's Peep Show, the thing
I did for Easter on DC one on one back
in the day. Fun fact is.

Speaker 3 (22:38):
It like a puppet show with peeps.

Speaker 1 (22:40):
It was just a peep themed show that I would
do on air, but we called it Palmer's Peep Show.
And then because I didn't have the comment section then
that I have now, it was funny. My promo for
it on Instagram was to see how many peeps I
could fit into my mouth. We should try to change since.

Speaker 2 (23:01):
Then, I don't want to subject you to that.

Speaker 4 (23:03):
Zelle is shutting down, but you can still use it
in your banking app, so don't worry about transferring money
to friends.

Speaker 2 (23:09):
And then.

Speaker 4 (23:11):
The oldest mother turtle tortoise, actually mother is having a
had dropped her clutch.

Speaker 2 (23:19):
Sorry, what she dropped her clutch?

Speaker 3 (23:21):
Yessums.

Speaker 4 (23:25):
After ninety seven years of age and being in the
zoop exhibit at Philadelphia since nineteen thirty two, she has finally.

Speaker 2 (23:34):
Dropped some eggs so that she can have offspring.

Speaker 1 (23:37):
Oh, that's what it means. Yes, she's given birth.

Speaker 4 (23:40):
Yeah, she didn't give birth, but there's babies on the
way into zoo.

Speaker 1 (23:44):
Usually when people say I dropped my clutch I'm like, oh, no,
your purse.

Speaker 2 (23:47):
Yes, but I.

Speaker 3 (23:48):
Thought about the car.

Speaker 2 (23:49):
It's a reptile drop my clutch. Okay, it was a reference.

Speaker 1 (23:53):
She doesn't deserve to dress up and go out every
now and then. Yes, she's a woman with children now.

Speaker 4 (23:58):
Yes, and she's ninety seven, so we should respect our elders.

Speaker 1 (24:02):
Yeah, wait to be having kids.

Speaker 2 (24:04):
You got some bad news bears on the way next.

Speaker 1 (24:06):
Oh, don't die every single day, because those are the
only headlines that we get. But don't worry. I've put
a positive spin on them for your listening pleasure. On
Rock ninety five fives. Look at it out there. It's
a sunny Friday, and that is the tone we would
like to take with us while we read today's terrible

(24:27):
news headlines. Welcome to bad news Bears. Two guns found
inside oversized Jeddy bear. There's weapons in the stuffed animals.

Speaker 2 (24:39):
Marit not so safe anymore? Awesome?

Speaker 3 (24:43):
Wait, never mind.

Speaker 2 (24:44):
No.

Speaker 1 (24:44):
Michigan couple released after nearly a month in Mexican prison
over payment dispute with timeshare company. Sorry about your beach vacation.
You're in jail now, my god. Family charged eighty eight
dollars for four cups of ice cream inflation. It's coming

(25:05):
for our activities with our children.

Speaker 2 (25:07):
Ice cream illnesses.

Speaker 1 (25:09):
Expensive ice cream marrass Yeah.

Speaker 3 (25:11):
Ben and Jerry's it was not most expensive possible.

Speaker 1 (25:15):
Wolf sighting near high school. That's right. The wolves are
descending upon the children. Attack is imminent. Enjoy your weekend.
It's bad news, bears. Why do I have to keep
my head still? You know what's happening there. Physically it

(25:35):
doesn't matter. It's the morning mash, but on Rock ninety
five to five, don't keep your head still. Headbang with
us as much as possible. Boys, what are we doing? Yes?

Speaker 3 (25:45):
Opening day? People are filling Wrigleyville already?

Speaker 1 (25:50):
What just happened there?

Speaker 4 (25:52):
I was doing what I can actually do and do
a nice little fade out so we can hear each other.

Speaker 2 (25:56):
But we feel all the way around.

Speaker 3 (25:58):
I'm sorry of the good times going on over at
Wrigleyville today. And it looks like the rain is going
to hold off for a little bit, so it should
be the game should be over by the time it
starts raining, which is fantastic.

Speaker 1 (26:08):
We love a wet finish.

Speaker 3 (26:09):
I thought about I thought about calling in sick today
and then you guys just see me on the news
walking at regular Wait a minute, is that that's sort
of a bit one thing that we were talking about
a little early in the show. Try the food. They're
doing cool things with the food over there.

Speaker 1 (26:25):
I love traditional Cubs food, salmon berries.

Speaker 2 (26:30):
Yes.

Speaker 3 (26:30):
Also the donut, the baseball donut that comes in like
what would look like a protective case if you bought
a signed.

Speaker 1 (26:36):
Base You can inject it with thrown cream.

Speaker 3 (26:38):
You get to pick which color and you get to
inject it and then eat the doughnut.

Speaker 2 (26:43):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (26:43):
I think breaks because Sunday is going to be the
nicest day this week. I think my head out Sunday. Yeah,
come out playing all weekend game time today one.

Speaker 4 (26:52):
Ten and Socks are in action in Detroit at twelve ten.
But also big weekend basketball weekend ahead of us.

Speaker 3 (27:01):
Real quick? Why do we care about the Tigers?

Speaker 4 (27:05):
I know I'm talking about the Socks game that's coming
up today.

Speaker 3 (27:08):
Oh yeah, did you say socks or did you say Tigers?
I said socks just because Oh they're playing the Tigers.
You snuck that in. What is he wearing today?

Speaker 1 (27:17):
He is wearing a bright orange Detroit Tigers. What's happening
with your hat? What's on your hat?

Speaker 2 (27:23):
It would be a tiger mascot.

Speaker 1 (27:25):
It's a tiger mascot on his hat, which is also
orange on the brim. Yes, you look a bit like
a traffic cone.

Speaker 4 (27:32):
Thank you, go socks go then yep, that's all you, Michael.
Final four this Saturday. The early game will be Afflorida
versus Auburn, and then we're looking at an afternoon with
or an evening with Duke and Houston. Gonna be some
great basketball. All four number one seeds made it and.

Speaker 1 (27:54):
Their grades are good. Like you know, sports is important,
but it's an.

Speaker 4 (27:58):
Extracurricular rightorried about grades of the players.

Speaker 1 (28:02):
I'm worried about the students holistically.

Speaker 3 (28:04):
I care.

Speaker 4 (28:06):
Okay, okay, that's a first. Yeah, that is absolutely a first.

Speaker 1 (28:10):
I care about the kids.

Speaker 2 (28:11):
So yes, great basketball going on this weekend. And Barros news, this.

Speaker 3 (28:17):
Is cool man.

Speaker 1 (28:17):
Our sports are very quiet today.

Speaker 2 (28:20):
Yeah, something happened over here.

Speaker 1 (28:21):
Didn't happen again?

Speaker 2 (28:22):
No, no, no, it's like it's up.

Speaker 1 (28:24):
It's just not going what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (28:26):
Yeah, okay, yeah, oh.

Speaker 1 (28:28):
My radio show, dear listener.

Speaker 2 (28:30):
Love to see these things happen.

Speaker 4 (28:32):
We have a new quarterback in Chicago, a veteran presence
that was needed in the case Keenum, that's cool. He's
been around for a little while, but he's going to
help Caleb with everything he needs to.

Speaker 2 (28:46):
Know about being a good QB. And this should have
been done last year.

Speaker 4 (28:51):
Beijing is still listed on the QBS and there's I
forget the last quarterback there. But they also extended Cairo
Santos as well well the lovely kicker. Yeah, great deal.
I should have focused on kicking come out of high school.
I could have made some money.

Speaker 3 (29:08):
Can I ask you, since you're a Lions fan, yes,
do the Bears make you nervous at all? Like I'm
seeing a lot of really good changes coming down. Yes,
this could be a hell of.

Speaker 4 (29:18):
This is not going to be the walk in the
park that it once was. But yeah, the Bears. I'm
happy to see that they figured it out. They know
what they want to do. They're getting ready to protect Caleb.

Speaker 3 (29:29):
The team coach Big Johnson, what it's Ben Johnson?

Speaker 2 (29:34):
What Big john What that's gonna be?

Speaker 1 (29:37):
The ns?

Speaker 2 (29:39):
Ben Johnson a freak.

Speaker 4 (29:43):
But no, Like, I'm very excited to see the Bears
put it all together and then we have the draft
later this month. So really see how they do finalize
it all.

Speaker 2 (29:51):
So yeah, yeah, go bears.

Speaker 1 (29:55):
What a riveting sports update. Yes, you're I was excited
about it. It you guys were excited about it. I
agree with all of your in depth analysis.

Speaker 3 (30:05):
It's opening day.

Speaker 1 (30:07):
But the important thing is not the score players.

Speaker 3 (30:12):
Stop it the importance that you have fun.

Speaker 2 (30:17):
Now here's a bit.

Speaker 4 (30:21):
Oh, this is gonna be fun board difficulties this morning.
As we get ready for Fun to the Head, Michael
is shooting a rea prehensively, but we're going to get
you ready. It's for the trivia gain when you pick
one of us to answer trivia questions for you. So
when Chevelle tickets, when we answer wrong, we get shot

(30:41):
with a nerve gun.

Speaker 1 (30:42):
So combat will be allowed if I don't have a
gun in my hands, It's only fair.

Speaker 2 (30:47):
That's called physical abuse.

Speaker 1 (30:49):
No, he was shooting me, provoking me. You can't I
didn't have a gun in my hand, and so I'm
going to resort to hand to hand combat.

Speaker 3 (30:58):
I'm loading up fresh bullets. They shoot harder.

Speaker 2 (31:01):
This is my life. Eight four four.

Speaker 4 (31:06):
We want you to be callar ten and you get
to pick one of us to answer those questions for you.
I have a feeling this is gonna be a lot
of fun today.

Speaker 2 (31:13):
Eight four four five. Oh no, it's fun to the
head for a reason. It might be slaps today Rock
ninety five to five. Are we speaking with Paul?

Speaker 5 (31:26):
Hey?

Speaker 2 (31:27):
Hey, what's going on?

Speaker 3 (31:28):
Paul?

Speaker 2 (31:30):
It's going that's right.

Speaker 4 (31:32):
Welcome to Fun to the Head, the trivia game where
you pick one of us to answer trivia questions for
you and we get shot with nerve darts when we
answer incorrectly.

Speaker 2 (31:42):
Up for grabs today, shive out tickets.

Speaker 4 (31:46):
All right, Now, the big question for you is who
do you want to answer questions for you?

Speaker 7 (31:53):
I'm gonna pick mere.

Speaker 2 (31:58):
Oh, this should be fun.

Speaker 1 (32:00):
Then I get to shoot the responsible one.

Speaker 4 (32:02):
Yeah, alright, alright, are we already ready?

Speaker 1 (32:07):
You've made an excellent choice, my man.

Speaker 2 (32:09):
Here we go, all right.

Speaker 1 (32:10):
Question number one? How many bones all the human body?

Speaker 2 (32:19):
Wow? I want to say two hundred and sixteen. I
think it's wrong.

Speaker 1 (32:22):
You are really close though, What was it, Paul? Do
you know? No, you're both wrong.

Speaker 3 (32:33):
Must say four twenty.

Speaker 1 (32:35):
You're just gonna say whatever you want.

Speaker 3 (32:37):
Sixty nine.

Speaker 1 (32:40):
The answer is two hundred and six. Oh, come on,
we're talking about Michael's mom, in which case it's two
hundred and seven when I'm stopping by. Hey, alright, question, No,
famous Renaissance artists provide the names for these modern day
Seward Duellers. Who are they?

Speaker 2 (33:04):
Leonardo?

Speaker 1 (33:05):
No, no, no, no, just the general name. What's their band name?

Speaker 2 (33:08):
Oh? Come on, the Ninja Turtles as teenage thank.

Speaker 1 (33:12):
You, thank you? All right, yeah, that would be correct. Okay, Hey, Paul,
who's your favorite Ninja Turtle?

Speaker 2 (33:21):
Oh? Great choice there not my fantastic choice. Yeah, it's
a smart choice.

Speaker 1 (33:28):
Okay, we love Donny Boy.

Speaker 2 (33:29):
All right.

Speaker 1 (33:29):
Number three, what's the most popular brand of potato chips
in the United States?

Speaker 2 (33:38):
Not slavery like brand like.

Speaker 1 (33:40):
Brandy, like a brand lace?

Speaker 2 (33:43):
Yeah, okay, oh there was on that one.

Speaker 1 (33:47):
We know it's not us.

Speaker 4 (33:49):
But I got confused because I was thinking of like
the the fake chip brand and all the TV shows
Jay's That's I was like, don't say Jay's, don't say
jas your.

Speaker 1 (34:02):
Favorite beard duffs, Paul? Did you know that one? But Paul,
what are your favorite potato chips? My favorite potato chips?

Speaker 4 (34:13):
That's a good question.

Speaker 1 (34:17):
Talking about that's controversial.

Speaker 4 (34:19):
It's I can't do Stan. I was gonna say there's
a lot of bite with salt and vinegar. I can't
do that.

Speaker 2 (34:30):
What do you like barbecue?

Speaker 1 (34:32):
Oh? I'm a sour cream and onion?

Speaker 3 (34:34):
Gaal myself?

Speaker 1 (34:36):
All right? Question number four? How many World Series titles
have the Chicago Cubs won?

Speaker 2 (34:44):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (34:44):
Come on, everyone knows this.

Speaker 2 (34:47):
Do they? Yeah? Oh you knew this before today? Yep?
World Series?

Speaker 1 (34:52):
World Series? How many?

Speaker 2 (34:56):
I'm gonna say too. I think I'm wrong. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (35:00):
He doesn't even flinch when he gets shot. He's such
a man, Paul.

Speaker 4 (35:03):
Do you know they're going wimplely today like our sound effects?

Speaker 2 (35:10):
What is it really? Wow? Okay? Three?

Speaker 1 (35:18):
Remember count Shelby three? All right, you get one more?

Speaker 2 (35:21):
All right? Final question here?

Speaker 1 (35:23):
Okay you have to know this. What is a baby
goat called? I've made a joke about it recently.

Speaker 2 (35:31):
That would be a kid. Yeahday, Paul.

Speaker 1 (35:40):
Is really loud today. But we're really excited. We're not low.

Speaker 2 (35:43):
Yeah, we're excited for you, Paul.

Speaker 4 (35:45):
You're all set going to see Chevelle asking Alexandria dead
post shot.

Speaker 2 (35:52):
To get one writing the chest there.

Speaker 4 (35:56):
That's all happening at Byline Bank Airgon Ballroom on Friday,
August fifteenth. Do you know who you're gonna take with
you on this one.

Speaker 2 (36:04):
Oh yeah, my girlfriend has been talking about for a
long time.

Speaker 3 (36:08):
Okay, can I just tell you what just happened. I
think she shot him right in the eye. Maris has
walked all the way away from his microphone. He's in
the corner of the room clutching his face, and Maria
is begging for forgiveness at this point.

Speaker 2 (36:24):
Wow, we never met.

Speaker 3 (36:25):
Actually did that go right behind his glasses?

Speaker 2 (36:30):
It was right at the cheek, Bob. I don't.

Speaker 4 (36:38):
I wasn't flinching from the shots today because I think
they were like going in my hoodie and they were
going It's like, I want to get on. I'm afraid
this entire time while they're shooting me, and she pops
me square.

Speaker 2 (36:50):
In the face. But that's not why we're here today.
We're here for Paul. Paul's got the tickets. He's going
to ship.

Speaker 4 (36:59):
And if you want to go see Chevelle on August fifteenth,
get your tickets today at livenation dot com.

Speaker 3 (37:11):
It's time to york out.

Speaker 2 (37:19):
Oh god, let's going on.

Speaker 1 (37:22):
We're DJs.

Speaker 3 (37:25):
Maris is fighting that board today.

Speaker 4 (37:28):
Technical difficulties continuing on the morning Nintendo Direct happened a
few days ago, and we got a lot of news
on Nintendo Switch, like the price that will be four
point fifty and Freebody is very upset that new games
are going to cost eighty dollars, ten dollars more than

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the actual Switch games, and that's just for new releases.

Speaker 2 (37:52):
You can probably download some digital games.

Speaker 4 (37:54):
But the biggest problem with the Direct is they bragged
about the system being backwards compatible, so a lot of
the games that you have on your Switch, you can
just transfer them over and play them on the Switch too,
except they only work their finest with actual Nintendo properties,

(38:15):
so everything outside of Mario Donkey Kong, Smash Brothers, everything
not produced by Nintendo might have an issue. This includes Doom,
Final Fantasy and Fortnite.

Speaker 3 (38:28):
Mario kartt what do I care.

Speaker 4 (38:31):
Fortnite is one of the biggest games right now. I'm
not I know you're not going to play Fortnite. I
can't even play Fortnite. I'm so bad at Fortnite. Fortnite
has come out to say that they're going to fix
this by making a switch to version of Fortnite for
you to be able to download, so that you can
play once switch To drops. But I'm worried about a

(38:53):
lot of the other iconic games that are Nintendo properties.

Speaker 2 (38:57):
That you're going to try and play on the switch too,
So we will see how that works. But I believe
we have Michael ready to get in his game again one. Yes, yeah,
I was.

Speaker 3 (39:10):
I was actually watching the video for it a few
minutes ago. It looks awesome. Yes, I'm a Nintendo guy.
Is grew up on Super and I grew up on
Nintendo then Super Nintendo, then sixty four. You remember James
Bond Double O seven?

Speaker 2 (39:22):
You know what you can do on the switch now?

Speaker 4 (39:24):
But you can play as Super Nintendo and sixty four
games on the switch.

Speaker 3 (39:30):
Could I play Double O seven?

Speaker 2 (39:32):
Yes, Golden Night, Yes.

Speaker 4 (39:33):
And they're gonna the switch to is going to be
adding an emulator so that you can play game Cube
games as well.

Speaker 3 (39:40):
Oh wow, that's incredible. That's incredible.

Speaker 2 (39:43):
The value is there for this switch to go ahead?

Speaker 4 (39:45):
And Texas eight four, four, nine five five are you
going to be picking up the switch to when it
drops later this year?

Speaker 2 (39:53):
Also on the way, this is what plays in my head.

Speaker 4 (39:56):
This is oh we know ninety five minutes it's commercial
free is next on Rock ninety five five. Rock ninety
five to five just kicked off ninety five minutes commercial free.

Speaker 2 (40:07):
Because we love you. It's very simple. We appreciate you
being here. I want to make your start to your
day the best possible. Michael, Hey, what's going on around to.

Speaker 3 (40:17):
Yeah, we got lots of stuff going on around town
this weekend. The Chicago Latino Film Festival Nice is going on. Yeah,
it's forty first year. That's cool. Going to be see
here showing movies from Latin America, Spain, Portugal, and the
United States at the Landmark Century Theater Center.

Speaker 1 (40:38):
Really took your time on that, man.

Speaker 3 (40:40):
We're trying to pace myself a little bit more up
the pace. One thing that I'm kind of excited about
actually is a Greek Independence Day going on. I got
a huge parade, a whole bunch of restaurants, have food
specials and all that stuff. To go check that out.
That would be fun. That'd be a fun day.

Speaker 1 (40:53):
It's cool. I love grape leaves Man.

Speaker 3 (40:55):
Sunday, April sixth, The parade kicks off at two thirty pm, but.

Speaker 1 (41:00):
Attendees, you're supposed to go to the dentist.

Speaker 3 (41:03):
Yeah, I'm having a little problem here because I just
bought tickets for the biggest thing going on in town
this weekend.

Speaker 1 (41:08):
Which is Cubs. They are notoriously little. Those Cubs is.

Speaker 3 (41:13):
Going to be popping all weekend long.

Speaker 2 (41:15):
Give it to be No, give me the no points. No,
I didn't.

Speaker 3 (41:19):
Last I liked it earlier when you said the Cubs
food their new foods salmon. That's gonna be a lot
of fun, though. Everybody's going to be spending a lot
of time in Wrigleyville this weekend. Going to be a blast.
Cubs playing three days in a row. Get out this
weekend and have yourself some fun.

Speaker 2 (41:35):
Going to be a good weekend, you said dry right.

Speaker 3 (41:39):
Actually, the rain has kind of moved out, so it'll
be like late rain today, so the Cubs game should
be over by the time it starts, and it'll rain overnight,
but stop before the Cubs game tomorrow and then Sunday
partly sunny.

Speaker 1 (41:49):
Well, thank god, now I can go to that Cubs
game that I was planning on attending this week.

Speaker 3 (41:54):
You'd have fun, you'd like a baseball game. I've been.

Speaker 1 (41:57):
I've been to several Cubs No, you have live in
Chicago for a few years.

Speaker 3 (42:02):
Now, So you want to go to the Cubs this weekend, I.

Speaker 1 (42:04):
Will be out of Wow unfortunately.

Speaker 2 (42:09):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (42:10):
I'm crying about it. Oh, you're not going to get
three days grace with me, buddy, We're not going to
get a single day of grace with me.

Speaker 2 (42:18):
We know that's terrifying.

Speaker 1 (42:20):
Yeah, it's the Morning Mosh. But on Rock ninety five
to five, Mikey, let's.

Speaker 3 (42:23):
Do a rock report, shall we. Let's just going on
in the rock world. If you missed it yesterday, a
little breaking news out of Godsmack Camp. Robbie, I'm sorry,
Shannon and Tony are leaving the band, leaving Robbie and
Sully to fill those spots lead guitar and backing vocals
for Tony and the drums for Shannon, which is interesting
because drums are a big part of Godsmack. So that

(42:43):
the sound. I'm interested. If they continue making new music,
the sound will change.

Speaker 4 (42:47):
I mean, you can always teach somebody it's going to
sound different.

Speaker 2 (42:50):
It's just like when the Foo Fighters replaced Tailing.

Speaker 3 (42:52):
Yeah, we're at the point where a lot of bands
are sort of members are leaving, they're coming back. Maybe
they're saying a farewell tour and then they come back
and do another thing. And that's happened as we know
with link one eighty two during their big split. Mark
Oppis's new book out is detailing a lot of that. Basically,
no boy, he says, we had this was after Tom left.
He said, we had shows to play in an album

(43:14):
to write. Neither Travis nor I were willing to have
Blink taken away from us for a second time. Fool
me wants shame on me. Fool me twice. You don't
get fooled again, Sure, he said. He goes on and says,
no indefinite hiatus, s no high road, no no comment,
not happening this time.

Speaker 2 (43:30):
It's on.

Speaker 3 (43:30):
We spoke our minds f Tom DeLong, he quit, he's out.
If he wants to go make f and movies about
Bigfoot or aliens or whatever, that's fine. We love Blink
and we are continuing.

Speaker 2 (43:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (43:42):
I mean, at some point a band gets so big
it becomes more of a brand than a band.

Speaker 3 (43:46):
I love Tom DeLong, he's my far my favorite guy
in the band. But the way he went about that
was really messed up, Like would only talk to them
through a manager type thing, Like, Yeah, hasn't been in
a band for thirty.

Speaker 1 (43:55):
Years, Well that would be why. I imagine, imagine the
amount of resentment that yeah builds up over three decades
of being in a cramped tour bus and traveling the
country in the world and being sleep deprived and being
cramped up in hotels.

Speaker 3 (44:09):
I mean, that was one of the reasons the guys
from Gotsmac said they were down there, like it's the touring,
it's just too much. It's a lot, and finally a
system of the down drummer says the famous toxicity drum
beat boom up, but dap boom bap was a mistake.
Love it after he got in an argument with the
bandmate and went in the studio and just started banging
on his drums and they were like, wait a minute,
play that again, do it And then we had toxicity.

Speaker 2 (44:31):
Yeah, Yeah, there was a beautiful mistakes. Love when that happens.

Speaker 3 (44:34):
Yeah, all kinds of rock stories and everything you need
in the rock world up now at Rock nine five
to five, Chi.

Speaker 1 (44:38):
Dot Com, Scar tissue, Kleenex brand, It's the morning moshbit.
On Rock ninety five to five, the headshake of disgust
from Maris Dear Listener was what are we doing?

Speaker 3 (44:52):
It's opening day? It is yes, not only do we
get baseball, not only do we get home baseball out
in Wrigleyville. But I'm obsessed with the new food menus
at the stadiums. I love weird foods, different things. I
love the creativity that's going into this. And the Cub's
got some good stuff going on this year. Let's see him.
They have short rib sliders, dill pickle tater tots, which

(45:17):
is interesting. So it's tater tots, but dill is just
mixed into the like you know, it's not actual. Probably, yeah, exactly, amazing.

Speaker 2 (45:24):
Wait what could it be? Tater tots and fried pickles?

Speaker 3 (45:29):
No, I saw, Yeah, it's just the flavor ranch bombs.
I'm not sure what that is. I didn't see that
in the in the pictures there.

Speaker 1 (45:36):
Puffy.

Speaker 3 (45:37):
Have you ever had a puffy taco?

Speaker 1 (45:38):
Yeah, I've had a.

Speaker 2 (45:39):
Puffy puffy taco.

Speaker 3 (45:41):
Yeah so good. Favorite smoked smoked prime rib sandwiches. And
then one of the more interesting things they're doing is
when different teams play in town, the foods will match
the team. So if the Red Sox are in town,
you might have a lobster roll. If the Los Angeles
Dodgers are in town. Since their teams loaded with Japanese players,
you might have some pork bow buns.

Speaker 1 (46:02):
What about the Angels?

Speaker 3 (46:06):
That's funny, actually what the Diamondbacks?

Speaker 2 (46:11):
Snakes?

Speaker 3 (46:12):
Snakes use snake bites. That could be a thing. We
should be right Uh yeah writing ideas for them.

Speaker 1 (46:18):
I know we shouldn't you thought about the work that
instantly stop. I'd like to back right out.

Speaker 3 (46:24):
And my favorite thing, which I will be getting on Sunday,
is the the donut.

Speaker 2 (46:29):
Right.

Speaker 3 (46:29):
So, there's a place called Yum Yum's Donuts in the
parking lot of Wrigley for a long time, and they've
brought back the specific baseball donut and it comes in
a plastic case like it would if you bought a
signed baseball memorabilia thing I can't dance. And then you
get a little vial of like.

Speaker 1 (46:48):
Much I was about to say it is vile go on.

Speaker 3 (46:51):
Of frosting, and you get to shoot it inside the
baseball and.

Speaker 1 (46:54):
Then you get terminology you eat the baseball.

Speaker 3 (46:58):
I mean, I just love the creativity. It's so it
was so much fun.

Speaker 2 (47:01):
Why'd you make a face?

Speaker 3 (47:03):
No reason, none, noe who doesn't like shooting, frosting into things.

Speaker 1 (47:08):
And eating it delicately after Oh my goodness, get right
back out. What I'm talking about? Frosting in a donut, a.

Speaker 2 (47:19):
Baseball shaped donut.

Speaker 1 (47:20):
Fill that hole. Support your baseball team.

Speaker 4 (47:27):
Not quite sixty nine, just yet, but perfect opening day
north side right.

Speaker 2 (47:33):
Ah, let's get to some texts.

Speaker 3 (47:35):
Yeah, it's text time. Eight four four nine ninety five
fifty eight four forward nine five five ninety five fifty
could text us anytime? What are you laughing at her?

Speaker 2 (47:43):
Her?

Speaker 1 (47:44):
Just yourn announcer with hey none of empty, buts hey
for fore none of that empty.

Speaker 3 (47:51):
From the eight three too y'all. Playing Scar Tissue by
Red Hot Chili Peppers not only takes me back to
high school, but it also reminds me of when I
learned that song when I started to play guitar.

Speaker 2 (48:02):
Fun times.

Speaker 3 (48:03):
Yeah, you guys, ever, when you started to play instruments, I
would do tabs like you could search how to hold
your fingers and learn that way. It's kind of fun.

Speaker 4 (48:09):
I did it the painful way, and I just would
hit the keys until it sounded right nice, and didn't
try to find the next one and train your ear.

Speaker 1 (48:16):
Yeah, I used to just look up because I did piano,
so I would look up sheet music online. Shout out
to the pianotion. He was a pianist and a magician,
and he put those two together for the pianotion. And
he used to put up pds of this insane sheet
music and he'd have like Afi in there in my
chemical robance. And I learned all of them was dope.

Speaker 2 (48:34):
What was his name?

Speaker 1 (48:35):
The Pianocean love that.

Speaker 3 (48:37):
From the sixty three to zero. Anybody want to make
a friendly wager? Bears record over under seven wins. Loser
buys the winner a top shelf bottle.

Speaker 2 (48:45):
Of My Lord Early for that. Let's see what they
do with the draft.

Speaker 1 (48:49):
First agreed, I don't want the wager to be friendly.

Speaker 3 (48:52):
Joe says, here's what gets me going in the morning,
morning morning, pre workout, heavy metal heavy weights and you
knuckleheads welcome, Joe, you're the man. Joe. Rebecca nursing exam
girl says, you guys are the best. Thank you for
the advice today. She didn't pass her nursing exam. She
can take it again, but she wanted a little advice
and we were telling her how we stay motivated.

Speaker 2 (49:12):
I gotta say Michael's advice was pretty.

Speaker 3 (49:14):
Solid, soobs google Sydney Sweeney how to motivate you. I'll
be like, man, I gotta get up and work.

Speaker 1 (49:21):
How does that motivate you?

Speaker 2 (49:22):
Explain?

Speaker 1 (49:23):
Explain how that motivates you, specifically the verb motivating.

Speaker 3 (49:27):
It's like a shot of adrenaline. Really, it just really
gets me up and gets me going.

Speaker 1 (49:31):
Does it give you a sense of direction? What direction
are you heading up?

Speaker 2 (49:38):
How?

Speaker 1 (49:39):
I'm so mad at how funny that was. I hate
so much Michael.

Speaker 3 (49:44):
And finally, Chris from West Chicago says, Hey, guys, just
want to tell you I appreciate that you got what
you guys do every morning. I'm a loyal listener. I
start every day listening to you. Thank you for the chainsaw.

Speaker 2 (49:54):
We appreciate you.

Speaker 6 (49:55):
Man.

Speaker 3 (49:56):
We got to wait two.

Speaker 4 (49:56):
Chainsaws this morning, be safe with the chainsaw, and Walt
has a chainsaw. Clinger has two chainsaws, and Pat Capone
has one chainsaw because it is free.

Speaker 2 (50:09):
Chainsaw right.

Speaker 1 (50:19):
Away, I missed my egxit hit up pot hole. That's
not it is the morning, Marsh, but on Rock ninety
five to five and we are about to start our weekend.

Speaker 2 (50:33):
Yeah, big plans. I'm so excited.

Speaker 3 (50:36):
Yeah, yeah, I just got cup tickets.

Speaker 2 (50:38):
There you go.

Speaker 3 (50:39):
Let's go Sunday night, right, yeah, Sunday Sday afternoon.

Speaker 2 (50:42):
Yeah, there you go, the exciting there you go.

Speaker 1 (50:44):
Let me know how the butts are cup butts?

Speaker 3 (50:46):
Yeah, oh baseball butts. I don't really look at them,
but I'll let you know. I'll send you some pictures.

Speaker 1 (50:51):
Oh do you not.

Speaker 3 (50:52):
Actually know what anybody's sitting behind me at the thing.
I'm just like zooming in on buttons, like what the hell's.

Speaker 2 (50:58):
Wrong with them?

Speaker 1 (50:59):
But if Sydney Sweenyer on the field, well they would understand.

Speaker 3 (51:02):
Indeed, she was thrown out the first pitch. I would
be right. I'll see right behind home plate.

Speaker 1 (51:07):
I bet Sydney Sweeney pitches. I could see it happening.

Speaker 3 (51:11):
Oh great, love you.

Speaker 2 (51:14):
Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (51:16):
Wait what are you doing this weekend, Mars?

Speaker 2 (51:18):
I am going to a one year old's birthday party?

Speaker 1 (51:21):
Oh yeah, weird? Do you know them?

Speaker 2 (51:25):
Yes? Well no, I'm just walking.

Speaker 1 (51:30):
This was like pre planner. You're like, I'm going to
find a one year old and I'm going to go
to their birthday party.

Speaker 4 (51:34):
Thank you for making me sound like the creepiest human
being alive.

Speaker 3 (51:38):
He's a balloon. He just goes that way.

Speaker 1 (51:40):
It's only creepy if you have bad intentions. But if
you're just trying to make a kid's day, then maybe
you're the best guy in the world.

Speaker 2 (51:46):
Absolutely not.

Speaker 4 (51:47):
I'm not walking into any kids party and be like hey, whatever.

Speaker 1 (51:53):
No, confirming he's not the best guy in the world.

Speaker 3 (51:56):
Maria H. Palmer. What are you doing this weekend? H Harold.

Speaker 1 (52:04):
Ah, Yes, my mother's name. I am going camping.

Speaker 3 (52:08):
This is wild. Yeah, it feels early in the season
for a little camping.

Speaker 1 (52:11):
Yeah. No, it's not my idea. Okay, but I'm gonna
go okay, and I'm gonna complain, oh boy, and I'm
gonna make up terrible campfire stories.

Speaker 3 (52:21):
I'm gonna go to sleep on an air mattress that
will be deflated when I wake up in the morning.

Speaker 1 (52:24):
Around the campfire.

Speaker 4 (52:26):
Sounds like we're gonna have stories when we get back
on Monday. So don't miss anything happening with the morning moshpit.
And don't forget today is Friday, so you need to
stay locked in with whoa Claner? Yeah, pack capone because
it's free chance.

Speaker 2 (52:45):
We'll see you guys on Monday.

Speaker 1 (52:46):
Hey, good question, Almost sister, Just real quick forgiveaways for
next week. Anywhord on kid Spot Nope,