Millionaires, Mayhem & Marriage Goals (Maybe)

Today on The Morning Mosh Pit, it’s a full plate of WTF, LOL, and OMG:

💰 LOCAL WINNER – A Cicero man hits $1 MILLION on a scratch-off at a gas station.

🤖 HUMAN VS. ROBOT WAR – The machines are creeping closer… or just trending again.

🛫 PLANE ETIQUETTE 101 – The do's and definite don'ts of flying. (Yes, socks OFF is a no.)

💍 GEORGE CLOONEY says he’s NEVER argued with Amal. Not once. Ever. Okay, George.

📋 FIVE THINGS – Marris brings you the must-knows to stay informed.

🧬 TWIN TALK – This bizarre local news interview proves twins might have a shared brain.

🧠 NERD NEWS with Marris – From gaming drops to brainy breakthroughs.

🌳 EARTH DAY FAIL – A guy celebrated by… cutting down trees with a chainsaw. Solid move, bro.

🎸 ROCK REPORT

• Ghost’s no-phone concert rules are ticking fans off
• Linkin Park drops a new single Friday called Unshatter
• Alice Cooper reunites with his original band — after 51 years!

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
Hang on, Oh, here we are. I know how to
run aboard. It's a live radio show.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
Wait a minute, Yeah, why can't I hear me?

Speaker 3 (00:09):
We're the best? Probably, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (00:11):
I'll do a question. It's the Morning mash put on
Rock five five. I can hear you, can you guys
hear you?

Speaker 2 (00:16):
Well?

Speaker 4 (00:16):
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Speaker 1 (00:24):
Oh my god, I really thought that was my fault.
It's morn five five once again. My name is Maria Palmer.

Speaker 3 (00:33):
I'm Mariss, and we're off to it.

Speaker 2 (00:40):
It was a little crazy for a second, and I
just was, I well, I was doing other stuff and
I reached up to grab my microphone and there's two
microphones near me, and I grabbed the wrong one.

Speaker 3 (00:47):
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will say it is a.

Speaker 1 (00:51):
Bold move of you to have made a fart microphone,
play your whole butthole onto that microphone, and then have
the audacity to be like, you know what, I'm not
going to use this.

Speaker 5 (01:00):
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then switch that's our little secret.

Speaker 1 (01:04):
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Speaker 3 (01:56):
Michael's not going to be the judge, and.

Speaker 2 (01:58):
I'll be the judge.

Speaker 3 (01:59):
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Speaker 10 (06:20):
Up.

Speaker 1 (06:21):
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W c HI weather with our air quote meteorologist Michael.

Speaker 2 (06:30):
Ah last part of that was good. The beginning. Almost
fell over in this chair.

Speaker 1 (06:41):
That was the best part.

Speaker 2 (06:44):
Weather today going to be interesting, okay, starting now with
a halfway decent sunrise out there. It's gonna be cloudy then,
but warm. Maria, we were talking about this before the
show started. Aren't you think we're out of the woods.

Speaker 3 (06:58):
I think we're okay now, Oh no, do you not?
You said it out loud.

Speaker 1 (07:02):
That's true.

Speaker 3 (07:04):
Yeah, that's my bad.

Speaker 2 (07:05):
Here's the temperatures for the week today, seventy tomorrow, seventy,
Thursday sixty eight, Friday sixty five, Saturday fifties. But then
we're back up next week to the eighties.

Speaker 3 (07:14):
White exactly.

Speaker 2 (07:15):
That's the eighties next week.

Speaker 11 (07:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (07:18):
That's that's why I'm confident, because you usually don't get
these long stretches of warm until you're in the warm.
Like the fact that our lowest dip is only going
to the fifties, not the thirties. Makes me feel like
we're in real spring now.

Speaker 3 (07:32):
I like the yeah close, I don't trust it just yet.

Speaker 2 (07:36):
So mostly cloudy today, off and on showers. It started
out just saying no precipitation at all, but now it's
saying off and on showers. So your guest is as
good as mine. I I have seventy degrees.

Speaker 4 (07:46):
If you know anybody in Cicero that likes to buy
lottery tickets, oh, call them. I need to know his name, yes,
and if that has an Instagram, we gotta find this guy.
We got a lottery runner out of Cicero. When I
talk about it next on Rock ninety five to five.

Speaker 1 (08:00):
Anyone more Michael? Uh huh yeah, Michael doing an incredible
Eddy Veteran personation on the morning Mash. But I'm rocking
ninety five to five and none.

Speaker 3 (08:11):
Of us are surprised.

Speaker 4 (08:12):
Oh ye, Pearl Curl, we need a better man, Hearl girl,
that's the best man we got right there.

Speaker 1 (08:19):
Parl ftle Burl.

Speaker 2 (08:21):
So we're in rough shape then, huh we got a
winner in Cicero. Yeah, yeah, let's get it. Man one
big after buying a scratcher in the West Suburbs.

Speaker 3 (08:30):
I remember last week.

Speaker 2 (08:30):
I don't think I've ever heard of anyone winning a
million dollars on a scratch at take.

Speaker 3 (08:34):
Yeah, there was the homeless person in California.

Speaker 2 (08:36):
Oh that's right, My gosh, how cool is that he
purchased ten thousand dollars sorry, the ten million dollar bank
roll scratch off ticket at a speedway gas station located
at thirty two hundred South Cicero Avenue, and he won
a million freaking dollars.

Speaker 4 (08:51):
Dear friends of Cicero, my name is Mary, and I'm
always looking for new friends. Yeah, and new opportunities to
learn and grow with new people. Yeah, if you happen
to be said friend of the radio station Morning Mashpindeed,
I have two other friends that I'd like to introduce
you to, and we are fun.

Speaker 2 (09:09):
Yeah, dude, you want to come in and hang out,
we'll interview. I don't think I could say that.

Speaker 1 (09:15):
Is there an income requirement for your friendships? Maris?

Speaker 3 (09:17):
Is this like Rayah in this situation? Yes, okay, cool.
It needs to be the winner of the scratch off ticket.

Speaker 2 (09:24):
Specifically, he said, my favorite color is green because Saint Jude,
my favorite apostle wore a green robe. I saw the
green scratch off ticket, so I took a chance, and
boy did it pay off.

Speaker 1 (09:35):
Oh. I love the concept of a saint sending a
lottery ticket. Catholics for gambling.

Speaker 3 (09:43):
Let's go it sounds like a club. Yeah, Catholics for gambling.
Did he say what he was going to buy?

Speaker 2 (09:48):
Yeah, he said the winter plans to pay off bills,
get his family finances in order, check check yea, and
to splurge. He plans to buy VIP Chicago Bulls ticket.
How about you buy instead of buying a pair, maybe
you buy six six I take your friends in the morning,
marsh pit.

Speaker 3 (10:04):
That is a great value and investments.

Speaker 1 (10:06):
What an idea?

Speaker 2 (10:06):
Can I just say yes? I'm just dreaming here. How
awesome would it be if he happened to listen to
the station. He was like, I'm gonna call him.

Speaker 3 (10:14):
Four four twenty five fifty text call, send you a car.
If you would like to.

Speaker 1 (10:20):
Give your favorite radio hosts a little bit of those
scratchy lotteries, you'd be our.

Speaker 3 (10:26):
If you are kills me.

Speaker 4 (10:29):
Rock ninety five five, Michael, give me a good rooster
noise real quick.

Speaker 3 (10:37):
That was beautiful, Rocky Room. We'll have one thousand dollars
for you after eight today, Maria.

Speaker 1 (10:46):
As technology becomes more ubiquitous and advances out of rapid right,
it leads us to what we see on Rock ninety
five to five as in inevitable human advises around. Some
hair salons in China are now using AI powered machines

(11:06):
to wash in rinse hair, and what they say is
just thirteen minutes. They use infrared sensors to detect the
scalp and choose the right shampoo and method based on
hair type.

Speaker 3 (11:18):
All right, we have mixed reviews. I'm kinda on board
with this.

Speaker 4 (11:23):
Yeah, but I've never been to a salon to have
my hair washed, so I don't think I have an opinion.

Speaker 3 (11:29):
I'm sorry.

Speaker 2 (11:29):
What I just they don't wash your hair in a salon?
Or do you go to barber?

Speaker 3 (11:33):
I go to a barber. Yeah, that's he just cuts me.

Speaker 4 (11:36):
Maybe that sounds more homey afterwards, No.

Speaker 5 (11:40):
Not so?

Speaker 1 (11:40):
Okay, well you're talking about the barber cutting you. I'm
worried about your safety and help you first of all,
just to be pampered in your life.

Speaker 3 (11:48):
Please go to a salon and have them shampoo your hair.
They also massage your head.

Speaker 1 (11:52):
It's nice.

Speaker 4 (11:53):
Well, I think they said the thing that I'd be
more concerned about is hair texture. Yeah, because you know,
obviously i'd need a different shamp Oh.

Speaker 2 (12:00):
They got all of them. They got it these places.
But here's the other thing, for being completely honest, it's
expensive to go.

Speaker 1 (12:06):
Yeah, it's probably ridiculous, and he has super short hair,
so pamper yourself thing.

Speaker 3 (12:10):
But then, like I also got to pay for like
a robot that can't get wet.

Speaker 1 (12:15):
Now, like this is a thing, talk like that. The
robot's gonna go.

Speaker 3 (12:20):
If it rubs my head, I'm in And that's sir,
that's a whole different hairflon.

Speaker 1 (12:30):
I'm going to use that to pivot, but no, I can't.
There are mixed reviews.

Speaker 3 (12:34):
Some people are shut up.

Speaker 1 (12:37):
Some people are saying that the massage was too painful
because you know, it's a robot grinding your head off.

Speaker 5 (12:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (12:44):
Another person it didn't even clean the back of their
head properly.

Speaker 2 (12:52):
You guys, they'll get better. Hey, I'm still learning. Eventually,
you're just gonna stick your head in the hole and
you'll pull it out and ten minutes later it'll be done.

Speaker 3 (13:02):
I leave that alone.

Speaker 9 (13:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (13:04):
I also take issue with the fact they're saying in
just thirteen minutes it can wash and rinse your hair.
That's a long time.

Speaker 2 (13:10):
Yeah, that seems I always get neck pain from being
kinked back in the in the bowl thing there.

Speaker 1 (13:15):
I bet you got neck pain for me. I'm just
not gonna talk, don't you, Michael.

Speaker 3 (13:22):
Can't they just a chair for you?

Speaker 2 (13:24):
They can, But I'm weird and long things don't. I
try to fit places and it doesn't fit all right enough. God,
once you get down this road, everything seems dirty.

Speaker 3 (13:35):
That I say, doesn't it a bit. It's glorious.

Speaker 1 (13:41):
That's what.

Speaker 3 (13:42):
If I get you.

Speaker 1 (13:46):
Enough enough, they take something so human away, like the
feeling of fingers being run through your hair, and replaces
it with the robot, so that you even forget human touch,
and then you start craving the robot fingers, and then
you're hooked, and then they win the inevitable human versus
robot war.

Speaker 2 (14:06):
This was news from the front of the inevitable human
robot War, just barely over a month away from those
guys playing Soldier Field. They see dc is on Rock
ninety five five Chicago's Rock Station.

Speaker 3 (14:18):
So we've been traveling, We've done some flying lately.

Speaker 4 (14:21):
Yeah, and of course Reddit a beautiful source of plane etiquette.

Speaker 12 (14:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (14:27):
I definitely trust to Reddit users to teach me how
to be polite. And actually I.

Speaker 3 (14:31):
Agree with a lot of this.

Speaker 7 (14:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (14:34):
First things first, it's not okay to fill public spaces
with noise pollution while you're scrolling waiting on the plane.

Speaker 1 (14:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (14:43):
Yeah, I don't think that I've come across this though.
I've heard loud talkers before. Sure. Yeah, wud takers don't
typically know when they're loud. Yeah they do, they're just
doing it.

Speaker 2 (14:54):
It's like, I feel like people are getting conversations and they.

Speaker 3 (14:56):
Want you to know the drama that's happening in their life.
It is weird.

Speaker 2 (15:01):
I feel uncomfortable having conversations on a phone around a
bunch of people.

Speaker 3 (15:04):
Yeah, you're like whispering into your headset.

Speaker 2 (15:06):
Some people are just like yeah, that's fine, uh huh,
take the take the trip move and you're.

Speaker 3 (15:10):
Like, shut up, man. I like when it's a dad
with like four kids and he's just like Cody, he
gave up years ago. Don't put your feet up on
the arm rest in front.

Speaker 2 (15:21):
Of you that is discussed about barefoot wanderers. Don't put
your feet up that part. Yeah, just don't toail flippers.
Don't drape your long hair over the back seat. You
ever see that viral video where the girl puts gum
in the other girl's hair. Oh yeah, she's like she's
just like adding things to this girl's hair through the
whole flight because she keeps putting her hair over her screens.

Speaker 4 (15:42):
Screens now and then like if you put your trade
table down and your food's right there, yeah, get out
of here.

Speaker 3 (15:48):
Exactly, I'll just cut your hair off.

Speaker 1 (15:49):
I will say, there should be a note to be
made that we are putting a lot of personal responsibility
on the customer. And there was a time when airplanes
just had enough personal space where these were not problems
for sure.

Speaker 3 (16:02):
Yeah, yeah, we're getting packed in.

Speaker 1 (16:04):
Yeah we are sardines, and now we're getting packed to sardines.

Speaker 4 (16:09):
And being like, don't touch me, standing and ends from
the baggage claim is not going to make your bag
come faster. Hey, I resemble that, that's my wife. And
then be kind to your flight attendants and listen to
the instructions.

Speaker 3 (16:28):
Oh yeah, they'll save your life. Oh, yeah, things are
going down.

Speaker 7 (16:31):
But what you mean?

Speaker 2 (16:32):
Sure, No, it's fine, You're sure. Be kind to everybody.
Why why shouldn't you behind everybody on the flight. Well,
of course, flight attendants. They're just out trying to do
their job. Oh yeah, I mean they are the people
with the pop and the peanuts.

Speaker 1 (16:41):
Like not to say those glad attendants bring me the
best ginger rail of all time.

Speaker 3 (16:47):
Oh isn't that necessary for a flight though?

Speaker 2 (16:49):
On the way back from Vegas it is.

Speaker 1 (16:51):
Yeah, airplane ginger rail is like no other ginger rail.

Speaker 3 (16:54):
It's so good.

Speaker 2 (16:55):
And want to puke on the flight.

Speaker 1 (16:57):
The carbonation is better for some reason, airplane ginground.

Speaker 4 (17:02):
When it is the morning mashpit and we have Panea
tickets up for grabs.

Speaker 3 (17:13):
Some fun to the head in about an hour, but
only if you're a fantera.

Speaker 2 (17:18):
Yes, I can't stand but yeah, Michael, what are we
talking about? Oh my gosh, this is crazy. George Clooney
says he and his wife have never fought in ten years.
They have never had an argument.

Speaker 3 (17:36):
I believe it. I don't believe it. They insinuating circumstances
where I think it's possible. What's it going to do?
Argue with his lawyer wife.

Speaker 2 (17:42):
Do we have audio?

Speaker 1 (17:43):
We do have audio, Old Blaze.

Speaker 3 (17:46):
Yeah, tell me about well.

Speaker 13 (17:47):
Our kids are seven, they're about to be eight, Yeah,
which is a pretty great age. They're really curious and
funny and every parent thinks their kids are great and
our kids are funny and make us laugh. And I'm all,
I you know, we were here with you once before,
and remember he said we'd never had an argument.

Speaker 3 (18:04):
We still have it. You still have it.

Speaker 13 (18:06):
No, we're trying to find something to fight about. Yeah,
but we're we're I think because I started so late.
I remember when you said you never get married, you'd
never have kids. Yes, now you're married and you.

Speaker 1 (18:18):
Have what happened?

Speaker 3 (18:19):
Yeah, what happened to me?

Speaker 2 (18:20):
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (18:22):
I think it's because he was fifty six and she
was forty six when they even started dating.

Speaker 3 (18:27):
What are you going to fight about at that point?

Speaker 1 (18:29):
You know the kind of partner that you're looking for,
you know what you want for your life, you understand
why you're entering into this union, and you've you've figured
out how to pick a partner and temper your emotions.

Speaker 4 (18:38):
I'd have to say a lot of arguments would start
over money, yeah, in general, and then you have to
balance two different styles of spending and how you grew
up and culturally.

Speaker 3 (18:51):
George Clooney and his wife is a lawyer, Yeah, and
like an insane like global human rights okay, like lawyer. Yeah,
they ain't got none to argue about.

Speaker 4 (18:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (19:00):
Also I'm tired, Like, if I'm being honest, like he said,
you're a little older. It's like, man, why would we
even choose to argue or fight about things that we
don't have to?

Speaker 4 (19:09):
Okay, it's almost like that sense of compromise, you know
what you're willing to give up versus having your feet.

Speaker 3 (19:17):
In the stand. And this is where I want to
be today.

Speaker 1 (19:19):
And they've gotten through so much of the dramatic parts
of life. You know, your twenties, your thirties, I imagine
your forties. I'm not there yet, but like you're still
I'm not. It's rude that I'm not in my forties yet.
I'm so sorry. I'll work on that as much as.

Speaker 3 (19:32):
I can there. Yeah, yeah, Mike, he's there.

Speaker 11 (19:35):
I'm not.

Speaker 1 (19:37):
What I'm saying is in your twenties and thirties, you're
still very much figuring out who you are. There's a
lot of drama that comes with that. There's a lot
of drama that comes with just getting your life established
and figuring out what lane you want to be in
and trying.

Speaker 3 (19:47):
To like have a partner through that who might not
want to be in those lanes.

Speaker 2 (19:51):
It's also smart to just not talk about the bad
parts of your relationship.

Speaker 3 (19:54):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (19:55):
On a national interviews he added, here we go quote.
I feel so extraordinarily lucky to have met this incredible woman.
I feel as if I hit the jackpot. I mean
to be fair happy wife.

Speaker 3 (20:08):
Have you seen her safe? Both of them?

Speaker 1 (20:11):
Yeah? Amal is a smoke show. She is successful, she
is smart. George Poney is successful.

Speaker 3 (20:19):
He is a smoke show.

Speaker 1 (20:20):
He seems some version of intelligent, although he's not the
human rights layer that his life is. But you know
what it's like.

Speaker 2 (20:26):
I like Jochan's eleven.

Speaker 1 (20:32):
Kickstarting Hearts not medically approved. It's the morning mosh bit
on rock and ninety five to five.

Speaker 3 (20:37):
Oh that's why they didn't come back to life. I
kicked him instead of giving him CPR.

Speaker 1 (20:41):
Oh buddy, Yeah, notably, you're not supposed to kick people
while they're down.

Speaker 3 (20:49):
Hey, have you ever quit your job in a fun way, Mikey,
not in.

Speaker 2 (20:52):
A fun way?

Speaker 3 (20:55):
Had a walkout before, but nothing fun? What made you
walk out? Oh? Just bad management, that's fair.

Speaker 1 (21:02):
I mean you're a difficult man to manage.

Speaker 3 (21:04):
So listen, dare how about you, Maris? I've never quit?

Speaker 1 (21:09):
Yeah, yeah, you should probably let me do the quitting
for you. And by you, I mean you, dear listener.
You should let me do the quitting for you.

Speaker 3 (21:18):
Guess what? Yeah, I don't know why you guys still
trust us with this? We can, we can, and we will.
I'll give you your two weeks notice for your job.
You give me a call A four four.

Speaker 1 (21:29):
Ninety five fifty if you just have an urge to
get out of your job and you don't really care
about telling your boss to shove it. But maybe you're
not as eloquent, and now you want me to do
it instead.

Speaker 3 (21:38):
I'm gonna do it. Eight four four in ninety five
fifty rock ninety five to five.

Speaker 1 (21:44):
Who am I talking to?

Speaker 9 (21:46):
Hey?

Speaker 12 (21:46):
This is Ricky.

Speaker 2 (21:47):
Ricky.

Speaker 3 (21:48):
You want to leave your job, is what I'm hearing. Yeah, yeah,
I do.

Speaker 1 (21:54):
Okay, go ahead and dive in. I need some deats.

Speaker 10 (21:58):
Yeah, so's and I work for a tech company and
it's it does really well. You know, it's just small staff,
but it's doing. It's successful. But because it's small staff,
it doesn't really hire too often. But my boss Greg,
he's been like dangling one of these very rare opportunities

(22:20):
for a promotion, like right in front of me. Yeah,
he's suggesting it's there, but I kind of feel like
he's doing it to like, I don't know, I'm very
motivated to get this job. Like I'm coming in early.
I've never been late. I'm going above and beyond like
I am. You know, I'm seeing problems before they happen.

(22:41):
I'm doing everything I can possibly do.

Speaker 8 (22:42):
Yeah, And.

Speaker 12 (22:45):
Well, here's the thing. It was, it's been taking so
long for the promotion.

Speaker 14 (22:49):
To come through that eventually I found myself just chatting
with actually my boss's boss and our district manager of
Christian and he just let it slip that she didn't
even have an idea that I wanted this position. And
it gets worse because Chris Uh, one of my boss's

(23:12):
golf and buddies, has already been hired for the job.

Speaker 3 (23:15):
Oh okay, and I assume you had no idea before that.

Speaker 12 (23:20):
No, and I've been, like I said, like busting my
bud here, trying to like prove myself, trying to look
like I'm the right person, and he just kind of let.

Speaker 1 (23:29):
Me do it.

Speaker 12 (23:30):
He didn't stop me or tell me that the position
was filled.

Speaker 3 (23:34):
Yeah, okay. What I'm not going to do is sit
here and let anyone exploit your labor. Absolutely not.

Speaker 1 (23:40):
I can be direct with him about your feelings.

Speaker 3 (23:46):
Yeah, I mean people feel comfortable to do that. Yeah,
Oh I feel the right one.

Speaker 1 (23:52):
I feel comfortable with most things. I need to know
where your boundaries are. Any part of this that you
want me to leave out when.

Speaker 5 (23:58):
I talk to your boss, I don't know. You know what, No,
go ahead because I have to lose Yeah everything, no,
literally nothing.

Speaker 1 (24:08):
Who's quitting already doesn't matter.

Speaker 2 (24:10):
Okay, all right, Ricky.

Speaker 3 (24:13):
I thank you so much for trusting me with this endeavor.

Speaker 2 (24:15):
Oh boy, it's a brave man.

Speaker 3 (24:17):
This is gonna be fun. And Ricky, I'm going to
get you justice.

Speaker 12 (24:24):
All right now.

Speaker 2 (24:24):
That don't like kill him or anything, but yeah.

Speaker 1 (24:26):
I'm not going to kill him literally, but verbally I
might like assault his self esteem a little bit and
it'll be it'll be good.

Speaker 3 (24:34):
You're going to enjoy it. Okay, Ricky, you just lay
back and relax and let me do the work.

Speaker 12 (24:38):
Oh wow, all right, yeah, do your worst.

Speaker 1 (24:40):
Thanks, all right, thanks, say we will talk to you
more tomorrow and get you follow up.

Speaker 3 (24:44):
Okay, all right, thanks, all right.

Speaker 8 (24:46):
Bud dude, Now here's five or so things with Mayores.
Why does he always drop me his bands during this
part of the show.

Speaker 3 (25:01):
I don't know, but I like it. It's just more comfortable.

Speaker 9 (25:04):
All right.

Speaker 4 (25:04):
Let's kick things off with Tender and Bumble being tied
for most popular dating apps in the United States. Tender
is slightly ahead by just a little bit, and then
followed up by Hinge Plenty of Fish and Facebook Dating.
Plenty of Fish, Facebook Dating. I don't know the people
actually did that.

Speaker 2 (25:25):
I saw that on Facebook, but I didn't know it
was a real thing.

Speaker 3 (25:27):
Yeah, it's a real thing, which is really awkward. But
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (25:30):
If I ever want to stay out loud, I met
my person on Facebook.

Speaker 2 (25:33):
Just don't say it.

Speaker 1 (25:34):
Get zucked. No.

Speaker 4 (25:37):
Working out three hours in the morning can help lower
your heart disease and or stroke symptoms, but cost eight
am to eleven If you work out in the morning
is shown to lower those symptoms, and it's especially successful
with women.

Speaker 2 (25:55):
So I'm not some kind of influencer with a rich
husband here to do every day. I can't just get
up and have my machiatto and go to Pilate's. So
I do a fit check every morning. Okay, right, I don't.

Speaker 1 (26:09):
You have your white chocolate mocha and you talk on
the radio like a laborer.

Speaker 4 (26:17):
Shower Showering at night can have some serious health benefits.
A warm shower can trigger the release of melatonin, and
as you towel off, your body cools down to the
appropriate temperature, and these two things combined transition to better sleep.
You also get to wash away the entire day of
germs your spirit.

Speaker 2 (26:42):
That make you unique to scrub off at the end
of the day.

Speaker 4 (26:46):
And if you're prone to dry skin, showering at night
is a better way to help hydrate your skin.

Speaker 1 (26:52):
I do shower at night because you know why, then
when I get out of the shower and I have
my lay in bed with wet towel time, you know,
the time in bed with what towels? Yeah, lay in
bed wrapped in odd. It's odd, it's weird and then
you can fall back to sleep.

Speaker 3 (27:06):
But it doesn't matter.

Speaker 4 (27:10):
LeVar Burton is going to be speaking and receiving and
receiving an honorary doctorate at Howard University. We all know
LeVar as a mister Reading Rainbow. That song is forever
stuck in our heads. But here are some of his accolades.
He has won fifteen Emmy Awards, a Peabody, a Grammy,
seven NCAACP Awards, a Lifetime Achievement Award at the inaugural

(27:34):
Children's and Family Emmys.

Speaker 1 (27:37):
It's a long title.

Speaker 2 (27:38):
You early hit a jackpot with our reading Rainbow.

Speaker 3 (27:39):
Thank man.

Speaker 2 (27:40):
You just ride that thing into the sunset.

Speaker 3 (27:42):
And then they killed it and we don't know how
to read anymore. That's true.

Speaker 4 (27:45):
And finally, a Texas man was arrested after accidentally quote
unquote shooting off a flare gun inside a Walmart while
trying to shoplift.

Speaker 3 (27:55):
The man was trying to hide items while holding his guns.

Speaker 4 (27:58):
Then the gun went off, and the police kept taking
him into custody for deadly conduct and theft.

Speaker 2 (28:03):
Of property an accident. Come on, we can't just be forgiving.

Speaker 1 (28:09):
Don't do that.

Speaker 3 (28:10):
I mean, you're gonna take a flair gun as your
tool to get away.

Speaker 4 (28:14):
There's gonna be nothing else that draws more attention to
me than a flair guy inside Walmart.

Speaker 2 (28:20):
I'll never know where I am this crab.

Speaker 1 (28:23):
It all's on five, my fellow basket cases this morning,
mosh pit on Rock ninety five. Five. Speaking of basket cases,
we got some weird stuff to discuss right now. What's
happening boys.

Speaker 2 (28:37):
Oh my goodness, it's a weird story. I'm a big,
huge fan of weird news things that happened. Oh yeah,
bad news reports, people falling down. You ever see the
guy that got the bug stuck in his mouth a
news report and he's like, Oh, I'm stuck in this country,
ass town. I love this stuff.

Speaker 1 (28:55):
Yeah, it's good.

Speaker 2 (28:56):
This is an interesting one out of Australia. To Wins
are interviewed and they basically tell the story of what
happened to them in Unison. They are they look exactly like,
what's that called identical twins?

Speaker 1 (29:12):
Twins?

Speaker 2 (29:13):
Maria, I'm gonna let you play it and we can
just listen. It's very weird.

Speaker 1 (29:16):
Okay, we're going to feel unsettled.

Speaker 11 (29:18):
And one guy, he was up there with our mom
and he he went up there and he was coming
back down towards this and he goes run, he's got
a gun, and our hearts started to pay and I said,
oh mom, where's mom?

Speaker 15 (29:36):
And poor mama was stuck up there. But apparently our
brave mom she goes, are you all right? Because he
had all blades.

Speaker 4 (29:47):
I know, it's so weird that Australian she goes, you
ever seen two people who have never been a part
in life ever?

Speaker 3 (29:55):
Weird?

Speaker 2 (29:55):
That's wild. They're even dressed, they're like those kind of
toys and they're dressed the same.

Speaker 3 (30:00):
Not kids either.

Speaker 1 (30:01):
Like for some reason, I feel like I wouldn't be
as unsettled if these were like six year olds doing this,
But these are middle aged women sharing it seems a bring.

Speaker 2 (30:12):
Here's a recap of the story what they witnessed. A
guy in a red Porsche caused a deadly crash and
then pulled a gun, shot a guy in the arm,
stole an suv and then got in another wreck before
the cops finally came and got him.

Speaker 3 (30:24):
Okay, same line about what he's doing. But but did
they rehearse this?

Speaker 2 (30:33):
I don't know. One of them did sound like at
first that she was kind of trying to sound like
the other one, but didn't they really hit in unison
there for a minute.

Speaker 1 (30:39):
I think they just again like they've never been apart,
so they know exactly what the other is going to say,
and they have the mannerisms and all that.

Speaker 2 (30:47):
Turns out they've done this before. They were interviewed a
couple of years ago on Pierce Morgan Live. Because they
talk basically in unison and they're sort of famous in Australia,
there's got to.

Speaker 1 (30:57):
Be such a cool psychological case study on them.

Speaker 3 (30:59):
Listen.

Speaker 2 (31:00):
Yeah, you wanna pay for that, Michael, I'll do it.
I want their tiktoks too. I want to talk. Although
could you imagine twins? That's identical twins?

Speaker 3 (31:07):
Sir? Wait, never mind? Yeah, I think I saw that
on a website once.

Speaker 1 (31:14):
I'm gonna get us out of this morning. On Fact,
when they say smashing pumpkins, they don't mean like they're
smashing pumpkins and breaking them. They mean it in like
the British like smashing pumpkins. Those are excellent pumpkins.

Speaker 3 (31:31):
She's right.

Speaker 2 (31:31):
I just saw Billy Corgan talking about this on on
a video.

Speaker 3 (31:34):
I'm always interesting, is it interesting?

Speaker 2 (31:36):
I always thought it was like smashing pumpkins like we
did when we were like bad kids did when they
were kids.

Speaker 3 (31:40):
I feel like I'm being ghastly right now. You're not.

Speaker 2 (31:42):
No, it's true, you're smashing pumpkins.

Speaker 1 (31:47):
Smashing pumpkins.

Speaker 3 (31:49):
Anyway, what are we talking about? It?

Speaker 8 (31:55):
Off?

Speaker 2 (31:56):
No, don't ever do that. Growl again.

Speaker 1 (31:58):
Sorry, I went sports team.

Speaker 2 (32:03):
Will Cubs are back in town? We'll go ahead and
marse Yeah, were in town still.

Speaker 4 (32:06):
I got socks loss to wrap up their series with
the Red Sox in the early game they played at
ten ten yesterday because of the Chicago or the Boston
Marathon sorry, wrong marathon.

Speaker 3 (32:17):
They lost two to four. So the losing streak is
that one.

Speaker 2 (32:20):
Yeah, they're having a hard time. The offense struggled, going
zero to ten with runners in scoring positions. How do
you leave that many people out there stranded? I know,
I know, bad news for the Cubs. By the way, this,
I know I mentioned this before, but this month for
the Cubs schedule is the hardest schedule in Major League Baseball.

(32:42):
And guess who's back in town Shotani and the Dodgers.

Speaker 4 (32:45):
But that stands that, like, if you guys do well,
it shows how dominant the Cubs are.

Speaker 3 (32:51):
That's right.

Speaker 2 (32:51):
I love it, but like, can we get a break,
just a little break in May. All we're doing is
paying playing badass teams. By the way, speaking of bad
ass meres, I got to give your Detroit Tiger's a shout.

Speaker 3 (33:00):
You're welcome.

Speaker 2 (33:01):
They beat the Padres last night.

Speaker 3 (33:02):
You're welcome.

Speaker 2 (33:03):
Yeah, it's pretty good. Yeah, so this is interesting. Don't
look now, but the Cubs have the best percentage odds
to win the twenty twenty five World Series per Baseball
Reference dot Com. The Cubs sit at fourteen and ten
through twenty four games atop the NL Central as they
aim to make their first MLB Playoffs appearance since twenty twenty.

Speaker 3 (33:19):
But check this out. It goes Cubs, Padres.

Speaker 2 (33:23):
Smart, Detroit Tigers, Interesting, Arizona Diamondbacks, Interesting, Yankees, Mariners, Astros, Giants, Mets, Brewers,
and then the Dodgers.

Speaker 3 (33:31):
That's what makes me question this list a little bit.

Speaker 2 (33:33):
I want to know what they know about the Dodgers
that we done right, Like somebody's gonna get taken out
halfway through this season. Hope there's a hit on a
pitcher or something.

Speaker 6 (33:41):
Dodge.

Speaker 3 (33:42):
Oh, he's going to get in a car crash.

Speaker 1 (33:44):
Thank you.

Speaker 4 (33:45):
Yeah, it's interesting though, that's very strange that they wouldn't
have the Dodgers like in the top five.

Speaker 2 (33:50):
They're at eleventh with the Mariners and the Astros above them.
I don't know, but anyway, we're just reporting the news.

Speaker 1 (33:57):
Wait now, Maria, no, I think it's ridiculous. Okay, thank you, Yeah,
absolutely insane. I cannot believe that, dude.

Speaker 3 (34:09):
Okay, I'm gonna help you here. Fun to the Head
is next comes out. That's exactly the socks.

Speaker 1 (34:18):
I often say, got socks right as I am putting
them into my washing machine and adding blee, no, no,
it's a white sox.

Speaker 2 (34:30):
Now here's a bit only.

Speaker 3 (34:34):
Oh yes, that time.

Speaker 4 (34:37):
We got Pantera tickets up for grabs with Fun to
the Head, our trivia game where you take one of
us to answer questions in order for you to win
these tickets, and we get shot.

Speaker 3 (34:48):
With a NERF gun if we answer wrong.

Speaker 2 (34:50):
I'm loading them up.

Speaker 1 (34:52):
No one's picked, Michael, and quite some time you haven't
answered questions.

Speaker 2 (34:55):
I'm not the brightest.

Speaker 3 (34:57):
I think you're smart.

Speaker 2 (34:58):
If you're trying to get people to win, I'm not
the one to pick I'm a good shot though.

Speaker 3 (35:02):
Yeah, but we enjoy shooting you.

Speaker 2 (35:04):
From say the darts are flying and they hurt. I
got all the guns over here.

Speaker 9 (35:15):
Four four.

Speaker 2 (35:19):
Maria is really smart enough.

Speaker 3 (35:20):
Go ahead and use that foreshadowing conversation for what you
will and called to and play fun to the head.

Speaker 12 (35:31):
On.

Speaker 3 (35:33):
Yeah, don't worry, they're using nerve weapons.

Speaker 1 (35:35):
Is this Steve?

Speaker 8 (35:39):
There?

Speaker 3 (35:39):
He is?

Speaker 1 (35:40):
Steve?

Speaker 3 (35:41):
How you doing you guys, We're doing fantastic. Welcome to
Fun to the Head.

Speaker 1 (35:49):
Steve, you have a very important task at hand. You
need to choose your player. Which of us would you
like to answer questions on your behalf and take the shots.

Speaker 4 (36:01):
I'm gonna go with marriage today.

Speaker 3 (36:05):
Yeah, thank you, Steve.

Speaker 1 (36:06):
Yes, I wish you had to be a gun dere sir.
Thank you?

Speaker 3 (36:09):
Got it all right?

Speaker 2 (36:13):
I like the gun's just I have AT's just get
it going. He's in the crosshairs.

Speaker 9 (36:21):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (36:22):
Is Steve winning things today?

Speaker 3 (36:23):
Yes? Steve has got Pantera tickets on the line.

Speaker 1 (36:27):
Are you a Pantera fan?

Speaker 3 (36:29):
Absolutely?

Speaker 1 (36:30):
We got a fan Tara on the line. I love
it for us, all right. Question number one, which manga series,
features a boy named Monkey de Luffy who dreams of
becoming the pirate king.

Speaker 3 (36:42):
That would be one piece.

Speaker 1 (36:44):
Of course, it would be you, nerd.

Speaker 2 (36:46):
That sounded like a foreign language.

Speaker 1 (36:50):
It kind of was, Steve, are you a manga guy?

Speaker 7 (36:56):
Not really?

Speaker 3 (36:57):
Yeah, nor am I one piece? I just know side piece?

Speaker 1 (37:01):
Okay, And on to the next number two.

Speaker 2 (37:03):
Thank you, Steve. I heard a chuckle.

Speaker 1 (37:07):
That's a pity laugh.

Speaker 2 (37:08):
There are both of you.

Speaker 3 (37:10):
Question number two?

Speaker 1 (37:11):
Which American author coined the term the jazz age and
wrote the Great Gatsby?

Speaker 3 (37:19):
I was about to say Gatsby?

Speaker 10 (37:24):
Not it?

Speaker 3 (37:25):
Who wrote the Great Gatsby? Steve? Are you okay? Yeah, Steve,
what's happening over there? Okay, okay, a lot of noise
over there? It's fine. I don't know, Steve.

Speaker 1 (37:37):
Do you maybe, Steve, do you know who wrote the
Great Gatsby?

Speaker 10 (37:42):
I do not.

Speaker 1 (37:44):
Gosh, all right, that would be f. Scott Fitzgerald. But
as any literature nerd would know, it was actually really
Zelda Selda his wife. No, his wife is named Zelda.
And then it turned out that she wrote so much
of his quote unquote work, and then he just took
credit for it.

Speaker 2 (38:04):
Is that what she said? After he died?

Speaker 1 (38:05):
Oh my god, we're not doing this right now?

Speaker 2 (38:08):
All right?

Speaker 1 (38:09):
Question number three, what is the name of the chemical
that transformed the turtles and splinter into mutants?

Speaker 3 (38:19):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (38:19):
The actual chemical?

Speaker 3 (38:21):
Ooz?

Speaker 1 (38:22):
Yeah, Boddy, hang on, let me do the things there alright.
Did you know that Steve I did Stephen has this
teenage mutant Ninja Turtles.

Speaker 3 (38:35):
It's the guy. Don't point that in my face.

Speaker 1 (38:37):
I'm not pointing it in your face and pointing it
at you in general.

Speaker 3 (38:40):
It's on to the next question.

Speaker 1 (38:42):
You got to get Steve's Pantera tickets and right now
they're coming. Okay, which video game series, Oh god features
a fictional fighting.

Speaker 3 (38:53):
Tournament called the King of Iron Fist.

Speaker 1 (38:59):
Oh good, I'm too videos about this because they were
weird King of Iron Fishing of Iron text.

Speaker 3 (39:07):
Yes, yes, old school. Yeah, I'm happy with that one.

Speaker 1 (39:14):
Mary's just got you your hat chat.

Speaker 2 (39:16):
You're doing to Pantera?

Speaker 1 (39:17):
My man?

Speaker 2 (39:18):
Yeah, those are hitting Mara so hard that they're bouncing
off him and flying over and hitting me. That's crazy.

Speaker 3 (39:25):
We love a fresh pack of nerves that, Steve. So
are you taking with you to see pan Tara?

Speaker 2 (39:32):
I'm going to take my girlfriend Kayla.

Speaker 3 (39:34):
There you go, Yeah you are.

Speaker 1 (39:36):
She sounds hot. Sheves to go to a Panterra show. Yes,
she does, and we will get you these tickets for you,
dear listener. If you want to get your Pantera tickets,
they're on sale.

Speaker 3 (39:48):
Right now at live nation dot com.

Speaker 4 (39:52):
And also, no, if you need a little money in
your pocket, I know a rooster that does this thing
in about four minutes.

Speaker 3 (40:01):
He's gonna have your keyword for a thousand dollars. Rocky
is on the way on Rock nine. It's time to
doork out.

Speaker 4 (40:20):
That's right, I've got good news. We could see a
return of the X Files, Oh very soon.

Speaker 2 (40:30):
Interesting?

Speaker 3 (40:31):
Yes, but do we get the same cast supposedly ran
the company.

Speaker 1 (40:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (40:36):
Ryan Coogler, on his press run for Sinners, the director
for Creed and Black Panther, said he wants to resurrect
the series and bring back Gillian Anderson as Scully.

Speaker 3 (40:50):
Yes, and she's not opposed to it. In a previous interview,
she did say she's open to it.

Speaker 2 (40:56):
So now, sir, what else is she doing?

Speaker 4 (41:01):
So now we just got to see this happen. Ryan
Kulu did say he wants to make this really thing scary, But.

Speaker 1 (41:09):
Is Ducoveny coming back? I need the sexual tension to
be as palpable as the original X Files, And I
have an answer for you.

Speaker 3 (41:16):
Yeah, he was killed in season eight of The X Files. Yeah,
that hasn't stopped stopped, not even a real show, and
a show like The X Files.

Speaker 4 (41:26):
You could see some weird resurrection where he's back and
he's just like, oh, it's just taking a smoke breath.

Speaker 3 (41:33):
I'm not move on.

Speaker 1 (41:35):
Yeah you thought I was dead, Well, this show is
years ago, so I don't.

Speaker 4 (41:39):
Know what you think any And honestly, I don't remember
how he died. I remember X Files, but I was
a kid.

Speaker 3 (41:45):
Yeah, a lot. I have a lot of strong memories.

Speaker 4 (41:47):
There's some really creepy episodes that's stuck in the back
of my head.

Speaker 3 (41:50):
But I am excited about this opportunity.

Speaker 4 (41:53):
X Files coming back is going to be good, especially
if they put it on like a Max or another
streaming so that they can actually get a little more
raw with it.

Speaker 14 (42:03):
And what what.

Speaker 2 (42:04):
David Company's character Fox Moulder did not die permanently in
The X Files, but there was a dramatic moment in
the series where it looked like he had oh so mares.

Speaker 1 (42:14):
Spreading misinformation on the morning moshpit on Rock ninety five
to five.

Speaker 3 (42:17):
Isn't that what we do? Yeah? Okay, yeah it is. Okay.

Speaker 2 (42:22):
Moulder was subjected to alien experiments and actually died, but
then was resurrected and the gang recovered his body brought
him back to life.

Speaker 1 (42:30):
I want to be subjected to alien experiments.

Speaker 3 (42:33):
Dear aliens.

Speaker 2 (42:34):
Food, she's just gone tomorrow. Where's Maria?

Speaker 1 (42:39):
And aliens say, I'm busy with tom dam all.

Speaker 3 (42:46):
Hello, the Earth's as well, yes, as it is Earth Day.

Speaker 4 (42:51):
Don't be the chainsaw wielding man out in La who
just went completely scorched earth and cut down as many trees,
the palm trees too.

Speaker 1 (43:02):
Quick question before we get into this, can we confirm
or deny if they won the chainsaw from us? Because
this might be an issue.

Speaker 3 (43:07):
So here's the thing. They have an idea, the gentlemen.
So we don't know it could be one of ours.

Speaker 1 (43:12):
What if it was a woman.

Speaker 2 (43:13):
He's on the loops.

Speaker 3 (43:14):
They did know, they do know it's a guy. Yeah,
so yeah, he having a wild day as he cut
down dozens of trees, just going.

Speaker 2 (43:23):
Right down the block and just dropping them here, it
left and right, crazier than all.

Speaker 3 (43:29):
They saw him riding his bike with the chainsaw. Oh
that seems dangerous. Terrorist. This is the most anti Earthday
thing ever.

Speaker 4 (43:39):
As we hand out chainsaws for free Chainsaw Friday, I
didn't want to do the jingle really quick.

Speaker 3 (43:45):
You gotta be more responsible than this. Yeah, what a
beach tree.

Speaker 1 (43:51):
Was? I was pining for a tree upon there. I
just I needed to like branch out real quick. Get
back to my room.

Speaker 3 (43:58):
You're still going, Oh yeah, okay, I wore my trunk.

Speaker 1 (44:02):
Sorry, it's just.

Speaker 3 (44:05):
Can I keep going or will you be shore?

Speaker 1 (44:06):
No?

Speaker 3 (44:07):
No, I'm going. I'm going to vomit if you keep going.

Speaker 5 (44:11):
Now.

Speaker 2 (44:11):
People throughout the area on Sunday noted the bizarre nature
of the incident, and we're confused. One person said, quote,
I wish that didn't happen. We got to grow the
trees back. My daughter was just playing with the bees,
so for her to understand the environment of what brings
to nature. I don't know why someone would take away
the trees. Your daughter was playing with bees.

Speaker 1 (44:30):
Okay, not the most like eloquent reason. Interesting, but yeah,
you can't just go around chopping trees. So have we
established a motive? What was happening with the trees? Did
he target specific trees. Oh, he just went right down
some of the trees. They were palm.

Speaker 2 (44:46):
They were palm.

Speaker 3 (44:49):
Well maybe they had some big coconuts and we're asking
for it, you know what I mean.

Speaker 2 (44:54):
You can't go targeting palm.

Speaker 1 (44:56):
You know, sometimes you just have it a little bit alway. Yes,
some forty one it's morning Mosh. But on Rock ninety
five five Geology Music you'll find out we got a
rock report. Hey I like that. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (45:11):
Can you ring that bell for her?

Speaker 4 (45:13):
No?

Speaker 1 (45:13):
Okay, keep her the bell. He can't. He doesn't know
where you put the bell.

Speaker 2 (45:18):
Alice Cooper making a new album, was that true?

Speaker 1 (45:21):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (45:21):
I found it.

Speaker 1 (45:23):
Gave me my place.

Speaker 2 (45:26):
Alice Cooper working on a new album and the first
time since its original debut album that he has the
entire band back together.

Speaker 3 (45:33):
Oh nice.

Speaker 2 (45:33):
Yeah, making a new album with the original band members,
which is pretty cool. Lincoln Park also dropping a new
single Friday. This song is called.

Speaker 3 (45:42):
Unshatter, Unshattered.

Speaker 2 (45:44):
You know what I learned about Lincoln Park back when
in the Chester days was that eventually they figured out
that they could put a recording studio on their bus.
So these guys are always making music, which I think
is really cool too. It would not that be fun
to just be a you're like on tour and you're
like just sitting in the back smoke or hanging out
and you it'll make some great songs.

Speaker 3 (46:01):
You got to catch the thoughts while you got them exactly. Okay,
well they're ladies. Oh thoughts about it? By the way,
what is that?

Speaker 2 (46:11):
I hear the term, but I don't know what impact
play woman over there? Okay, so just another term for ladies.
So if I just use that, I see a pretty woman,
I say, like a phone today, you're putting a thought
in my head.

Speaker 1 (46:23):
No, off, No, don't you know what, Michael, you should
do it.

Speaker 3 (46:28):
I like you too much.

Speaker 2 (46:30):
I don't ghost the band ghosts. No phone policies are
causing massive problems for them in England.

Speaker 1 (46:38):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (46:39):
They're saying that because they're making people lock up their phones,
it's adding an extra hour to the wait time to
get in.

Speaker 3 (46:47):
That's annoying, though, But we've all been to shows where
they lock up our phone. It takes five minute.

Speaker 2 (46:51):
Comedy show, but it was a small s show so
it wasn't like a whole arena.

Speaker 3 (46:55):
Yeah, it takes five minutes if you do it properly.

Speaker 2 (46:58):
They say ghost is institute in a cell phones policy
for their current world tour. Fans have to put their
phones in a yonder pouch before the venue and then
it locks unlocks on their way out. But it is
causing people to be very upset, some people even leaving
before the show starts because they'd wait in in line
for two and a half hours.

Speaker 3 (47:15):
That's on the venue more than anything else.

Speaker 2 (47:17):
Yeah, not on the band, right, Yeah, because the venue
would be the ones handling it.

Speaker 1 (47:21):
I kind of think it's also on the band, not
just ghosts, just artists in general trying to dictate how
an audience consumes their show.

Speaker 3 (47:28):
I think they're losing the plot. They don't understand what
their job is and what the audience's job is.

Speaker 4 (47:34):
Now. I like it because it keeps you in mode
of the show. There's so many times I get distracted.
I'm like, phone, phone, phone, phone, phone.

Speaker 1 (47:41):
To me, that's the fault of the entertainer. Then they're
not entertaining you. You should be putting on such a
good production that people don't want to take out their
phones or they do to capture it.

Speaker 2 (47:50):
Interestingly enough, I have a statement from the band, we
really want to underline that the band has nothing to
do with let's say, copyright control. It's not that we
want to sit on all our material. We want everybody
to just be able to enjoy the moment.

Speaker 3 (48:02):
And be there together. Okay, all right, okay, well whatever
you want.

Speaker 2 (48:05):
I remember Tool tried to do this and I had
I got front row tickets one time and I put
my phone in the pocket on my shirt and I
was just letting it roll because the camera was above
my shirt line. Right oh. Security walked over, grabbed it
right out of my shirt and he was like one more.

Speaker 4 (48:19):
Time, you're out of here. I was like, all right, Yeah,
they're very fine. They're very vigilant about it after the fact.

Speaker 3 (48:23):
I'm sorry you paid for the ticket, Radio STI.

Speaker 2 (48:30):
I agree with you, Maria.

Speaker 1 (48:31):
Just let it go. I'm spending two hundred dollars on
a ticket. Then you're not going to tell me that
I can't keep my phone on me?

Speaker 3 (48:39):
Get out? What do you think?

Speaker 2 (48:40):
Eight four four ninety five to fifty And a quick
reminder that we're going to pick someone to win machine
Head tickets just from the text messages coming up later
this hour.

Speaker 1 (48:48):
And speaking of things coming up, quick question Marris, No, Marris.

Speaker 3 (48:52):
This the button. No, I'm not hitting the button.

Speaker 4 (48:55):
No, that button, the red one, the button, the red button,
the red button, the button button.

Speaker 3 (48:59):
No, no, the red button, that red button. Yes one,
this one, here's a middle on the other.

Speaker 1 (49:08):
One's still going like that.

Speaker 2 (49:09):
Oh God, running the board today.

Speaker 3 (49:12):
Oh no, she'll learn it. It's time for kids bo
plug to press the red button.

Speaker 1 (49:22):
I'm staring at the street with four red.

Speaker 2 (49:27):
Four. That's the vein in your foreheads popping, Maria, impressing.

Speaker 3 (49:35):
C I'm sorry, IM sorry. I will be very poignant
next time. But yes, it is the plugs four pack
of Kids Bob tickets certified Bob Tour Live.

Speaker 4 (49:49):
They credit Union one Amphitheater, Friday, April August fifteenth.

Speaker 3 (49:54):
You got it, April fifteenth.

Speaker 1 (49:56):
The red button, Marris, I.

Speaker 4 (49:59):
Am pressing the red but which one actually? I dressed
the blue button? And Maria, you have a kids Bop
for us today?

Speaker 3 (50:07):
We got a Maria Bop.

Speaker 1 (50:08):
I'm going to sing it at you when you call
to win these kids Bop tickets eight four four fifty.

Speaker 3 (50:18):
Home good have so much fun.

Speaker 1 (50:25):
A former kids Bop carry is song sad th this
morning mach but We've been hearing from you all day
and now we want to hear about it my gate.

Speaker 2 (50:34):
Yeah, brand new thing for text time today. All you
have to do is text us throughout the day and
then we're going to pick someone to win machine had tickets.
Let's get into it. Let's we talked about a story
earlier today where someone in Cicero won a one million
dollars scratch at ticket.

Speaker 3 (50:50):
You mean our new best friend.

Speaker 2 (50:52):
We would like him to contact us and we would
love to interview him in studio. And it's like Marris said,
be friends become friends. From the seven to seven three,
I like driving through ro Avenue between Archer and forty seven,
look at a crackhead hookers.

Speaker 3 (51:02):
Okay, that's all right.

Speaker 2 (51:04):
I feel like that's inappropriate for texts.

Speaker 5 (51:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (51:06):
I mean you could text anything, I guess, but I
want some dad jokes. I can yet to get one
from the seven oh eight. I'll give part of my
lottery winnings to Michael if he gives an accurate forecast.
What is going on right now? This is from Garbage
Van Dan.

Speaker 3 (51:20):
Listen.

Speaker 2 (51:20):
I do my best, but some days like today, it
gets crazy.

Speaker 3 (51:25):
Here's the thing. We're getting weather for our zip code
where we are.

Speaker 4 (51:29):
We all have a lot of different zip codes with
a lot of different stuff happening all at the same time.

Speaker 8 (51:34):
What are you?

Speaker 3 (51:34):
Mouse?

Speaker 1 (51:35):
Are you?

Speaker 3 (51:37):
Are we trying our best with our weather? Quick question?

Speaker 1 (51:39):
What's your weather source?

Speaker 3 (51:40):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (51:40):
My gosh, like four different things in the morning. I
go WGN, I watch Fox thirty two when it comes up,
I check my Apple app. I'm trying to get it right.

Speaker 1 (51:48):
And then you just give us an average of all
those temperatures something like that. Yeah, I can't cool meteorology
down to who is science?

Speaker 2 (51:55):
From the eight three too? Michael, you sound more like
Scott Staff than any vetter. Why is everyone crapping me today?

Speaker 3 (52:00):
Wow? This is different from normal hair.

Speaker 1 (52:03):
Get a horror that was that was on this Chris Cornell?

Speaker 2 (52:09):
I can just get those looks from the three one
two eliminated cable for the past three years and saved
myself fifty four hundred dollars.

Speaker 3 (52:17):
Geez.

Speaker 2 (52:18):
In the world we're in, you got to think about
things you could cut out. I've not been eating out
as much or like uber eats. I've been forced I'll
throw my phone across well that too, unfortunately.

Speaker 3 (52:29):
Hate you guys, all right? Well, do that more and
a little by what if I got off your problem?

Speaker 2 (52:38):
Toddy from the three one two. We were talking about
this a little bit ago. Ghosts, the band ghost is
causing all sorts of problems because they're making people lock
up their phones before they get into concerts, taking hours
to get into the show. From the three one two.
Phones should be allowed at concerts. You paid for the ticket.
People have the right to have fun their own way,
as long as it doesn't interfere injured anyone. That's from Francis.

Speaker 3 (52:57):
Francis is absolutely right.

Speaker 2 (52:59):
I like the name, Frank.

Speaker 1 (53:01):
I'm sure that you're saying it like that.

Speaker 2 (53:03):
That's like pee Wee Francis and Peewee.

Speaker 3 (53:08):
Has never seen that.

Speaker 2 (53:09):
You've never seen Peewee's playhouse.

Speaker 1 (53:11):
You would not love it.

Speaker 2 (53:12):
It's right up your alley. It's crazy, it's wacky.

Speaker 10 (53:14):
Is it?

Speaker 1 (53:15):
You love it?

Speaker 3 (53:15):
Is it not for kids?

Speaker 2 (53:16):
A talking chair?

Speaker 3 (53:17):
Very much for kids?

Speaker 2 (53:18):
Yeah, okay, it's kind of for kids, all right. Something
else going on with pee Wee from the seven to
seven to three. If an event is advertising no no
phone policy and you still buy tickets no matter what
that's saying, you acknowledge it and are okay with it.
I'm kind of biased, that's kind of fair. But what

(53:38):
I will say is, if you're at a concert, live
in the moment. We only got one life, enjoy it
and let's give him.

Speaker 3 (53:43):
I like that.

Speaker 2 (53:44):
Live in the moment a good thing to remember for
our day. From the seven to seven three. You got
the machine head tickets, someone will call you, sir or man.

Speaker 3 (53:52):
I guess yeah, you don't know.

Speaker 2 (53:54):
No, I just see a phone number, no gender specific
phone numbers, very.

Speaker 1 (53:58):
Non binary, literally non binary, because those numbers are more
than zero one zero one zero ones. Not to brag,
but I just ran the board for a second day
in a row to only minor missaps.

Speaker 2 (54:14):
Dear listener, do we want to count the ways today
was better than yesterday?

Speaker 3 (54:18):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (54:19):
Basically, Maria is behind the she's in the cockpit flying
the plane.

Speaker 3 (54:22):
Yeah, the cockpit is what they used to never mind. Wow,
it is nine o'clock somewhere, nine o'clock somewhere, and by
that I mean here, because it's nine fifty. This has
been lovely.

Speaker 1 (54:40):
We will have more Maria bops tomorrow with chances for
you to win kids bop tickets. We'll have more Pantera
tickets tomorrow.

Speaker 4 (54:46):
What else we got to the machinehead, Yes, machine head
again with the texting we want to interact with you
all day eight four four ninety five fifty. You know
it's still going to be around Rocky every hour. Get
that money, a thousand dollars up for a grab with
that keyword, and our friend.

Speaker 3 (55:04):
Chap x men is next. I'm rock ninety five fives