No Sex in the Champagne Room

Welcome to Episode 104 of The Morning Mosh Pit, where chaos reigns and good vibes blast through your speakers 🎧🔥

We kick things off with a very serious question:
What’s a word that sounds naughty... but isn’t? (Spoiler: you’ll laugh. A lot.)

Then we dive into Rock News:
🎸 Ozzy’s new show is already full of drama – who got kicked off?!
🎵 New music alert from A Perfect Circle
🤐 Pearl Jam’s Jeff Ament got investigated by the Secret Service. Yeah, that happened. 

Maria brings the drama with Bad News Bears, reading terrible headlines over joyful music – it’s painfully hilarious.

We’ve got your Five Things — quick hits, trivia, and weird facts to make you feel smarter (or weirder). Staycation alert: Chicago ranks as one of the top places to vacation… without actually going anywhere.

🧠 Nerd News is back with Marris – and he’s got tech headlines and science stories you didn’t even know you needed.

🚨 WILD STORY of the day: A man called the cops because... there was no sex in the champagne room.

🤖 Human vs. Robot War continues — will AI ever chill out? (Nope.)

🍳 Celeb Food News: Find out what Dolly Parton eats every single day

🎬 Hollywood Buzz: Sydney Sweeney is gaining 30 pounds for her next big role. And don’t forget to play along in Fun to the Head, our call-in game of the day! Sports Rundown includes:

⚾ Cubs & Sox check-in
🏀 NBA Finals + Chicago Sky
🏒 Stanley Cup
🔥 Fire updates too! It’s everything. It’s wild. It’s only on #iHeartRadio 🎙️💥

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:07):
If you or a loved one are experiencing early morning
grogginess and demotivation, our doctors recommend schmirk in a bar.

Speaker 2 (00:15):
We have doctors.

Speaker 1 (00:16):
We schmirking. You can regain your zest for life and
hang out with the morning mosh bit.

Speaker 2 (00:22):
Hi there, I'm Maria Palmer, I'm Maris, I'm Michael, and
none of us schmirked.

Speaker 1 (00:27):
Burr FCC just say, you know.

Speaker 3 (00:31):
Anybody, I don't even know what that is. I had
a bowl of oatmeal this morning.

Speaker 2 (00:36):
You did. Actually, I guess you are guilty.

Speaker 1 (00:37):
You.

Speaker 2 (00:38):
I didn't smoke it, but it was edible, so that's true,
you know.

Speaker 1 (00:44):
But we said our doctors a schmirk.

Speaker 2 (00:47):
So again, we have doctors. They're not good ones, okay, clearly,
clearly they're on somebody's payroll.

Speaker 1 (00:55):
They're English majors, like doctor English.

Speaker 2 (01:01):
They recommend and bird a fun show on board for
you today, Fun to.

Speaker 3 (01:06):
The Head, gonna be in commercial free music at nine today.

Speaker 2 (01:10):
Oh that's fun.

Speaker 3 (01:11):
Yes, And we got the tickets for Ben Burnley of
Breaking Benjamin doing an unplugged set over at House of Blues.

Speaker 2 (01:19):
Oh we want.

Speaker 1 (01:20):
Breaking, We're Breaking Benjamin and he's.

Speaker 2 (01:27):
Soft bell.

Speaker 1 (01:28):
Yeah, okay flaccid bell for me.

Speaker 2 (01:31):
We got rock news from Ozzie, we got Pearl jam news,
Perfect circle news. All that coming up, Maria. You don't
want to you don't want to spoil it.

Speaker 1 (01:40):
And so cows got married. We'll talk about later. It's okay,
we can't get into it now.

Speaker 2 (01:44):
It's not a deal. But like, they're in love.

Speaker 3 (01:47):
So I've never seen somebody so excited a nonsense story
about cows.

Speaker 1 (01:54):
It's not nonsense.

Speaker 2 (01:55):
They're in love, are they? That's gonna happen in five
things Mary's.

Speaker 1 (01:59):
Will tell you all out with not as much as
excitement as you should probably have.

Speaker 2 (02:03):
These are cows and love. Also, your text messages today,
get your name in the hat to win Simple Minds tickets.
So every time you text, and you can text as
many times as you want, you could win those tickets
when we do text time in the nine o'clock hour.
Damn straight and Michael, you ready for weather? I'm ready
for weather. Next, al should you hear Sidney Swingy gaining
thirty pounds for a new movie role. I'm excited about this.
I don't hang that at all.

Speaker 1 (02:23):
Where is she gaining the thirty pounds?

Speaker 2 (02:25):
It doesn't matter. May doesn't w c HI weather with
our air quote meteorologist Michael, everywhere I look, sunshine all
across the whole eight nine, ten, eleven, twelve, one, two,
three five sunshine all day. Tomorrow sunshine. Get this a

(02:47):
high tomorrow eighty seven decrease love it today seventy seven,
so still pretty damn nice.

Speaker 1 (02:52):
This should have been crapp top week.

Speaker 3 (02:54):
It would have been better, you know, I know every
week is craptop week if you make it that.

Speaker 2 (02:58):
That's true.

Speaker 1 (02:59):
I can't to belly button every single day every week.
You know, that's a lot. That's a lot of navel.

Speaker 2 (03:05):
Good news. The wildfire smoke is moving its way out, too, love,
so we're clearing up there. We're actually gonna see some
sunshine today. I have seventy seven. Tomorrow sunny, I have
eighty seven. And get that in because Thursday, Friday, Saturday,
Sunday and Monday, there's a rain in the hork house.
You can never rain for just a day. Gonna wish
it would stop for a couple months. Well, went on

(03:27):
a drought. Yeah, I'm fine with the drought.

Speaker 1 (03:29):
You're gonna usher in another plague, you know what, it's
just a Chicago desert with our luck.

Speaker 2 (03:35):
You just ushered us into hell for that, we already
had a dust storm. Yeah, it's crazy. By the way,
what are you gonna do, locusts next to get out
and take advantage of it. Maybe take a long lunch today,
eat outside, go for a walk, do something to get
out and enjoy this sunshine.

Speaker 3 (03:49):
Absolutely, and we're gonna talk words that sound naughty that
might not.

Speaker 4 (03:55):
Be cockles Metallica on Rock at ninety five to five.

Speaker 3 (04:08):
It is the morning mash. But and hey, thanks for
waking up with us. You know you sit in traffic.
We're going to keep you entertained a little bit, especially
with all of these insane words Michael is about to
bestow upon us.

Speaker 2 (04:21):
Ah this, I saw this come across the old hopper
today and I'm very excited. Ah man, that's just the
kind of stuff that made me chuckle when I was
in high school. I still chuckle. Yes, hasn't changed. A
small mollusk similar to clams. Yeah, cockles, these are words
that sound naughty but aren't. How about a device that

(04:45):
can be plugged into a hardware port on a computer, dongle.
I like dongle. Put your dongle away, take it out.
Have you ever been gesticulating what buddy to make or
use es pictures, especially in an animated manner, Maria, you
and I are gesticulating a lot volva. I mean I

(05:10):
might have had that one wrong. Yeah, I think i'll
spell it. Okay, it's u v u l a vola
oh la la volva is actually a yeah. Damn. This
is a bar.

Speaker 1 (05:29):
Reading comprehension on the morning, not.

Speaker 2 (05:31):
Up to park it also, uh body part though, the
little fleshy hanging ball in the back of your throats.

Speaker 1 (05:41):
Where I like to donggle my gesticles.

Speaker 2 (05:48):
How about mastication that's terrible? The ing, oh well, the
art the heart to it. How about penal code, well, yeah,
the jurisdiction's criminal law document. All right, this is fun, thespian.

Speaker 1 (06:12):
I don't you didn't see anything wrong with.

Speaker 2 (06:14):
That pertaining to a tragedy or to the dramatic art.
Some of us apians fallacious la exacerbate. See I see
what they're doing.

Speaker 1 (06:25):
With some of these You're saying, exacerbate.

Speaker 2 (06:27):
Exacerbate, lickety split vestible vegetable vestibule, vestible passage between the
exterior and interior of a structure. Give me a couple
more here exacerbate come quato small round or oblong citrus fruit.

Speaker 1 (06:56):
And guys were on a guess one io a dongle?

Speaker 2 (07:04):
What all right? A long game where players take turns
throwing bean bags and inclined board with a hole in
the fore end. These are fun coxises a small triangular
bone forming the lower extremity of the spine. Say that
one gets hurt a lot.

Speaker 1 (07:28):
Take my hands, take my hand, thank you.

Speaker 2 (07:31):
What are we doing right now?

Speaker 1 (07:32):
Take my hand?

Speaker 2 (07:33):
Look at you two We'll make it. I swear okay.

Speaker 1 (07:37):
Do you feel motivated?

Speaker 2 (07:38):
Yes? You trust me? I don't trust you though, that's fair.
It's Martin Mashter Rock ninety five five Mikey Rock Report time. Yes, Yes,
a Black Sabbis final show. Ozzie's final show, the big
celebration called back to the beginning going down and Sharon Osbourne,
as we mentioned yesterday, has kicked a band off of

(07:59):
the bill. People now speculating on who it was, trying
to figure it out, asking her when she's walking down
the street. She said to metal Hammer when she was
asked if it was Iron Maiden quote, Oh god, no,
Ozzy only has respect for those guys. In Maiden and
didn't even know what Bruce Dickinson was doing during Ozfest
because they had a little thing back in the day
where Sharon and Sharon had a thing against Iron Maiden

(08:20):
and she had people like go into the crowd and
throw soup cans at them during the show. She also
cut their entire power during their show on one thing
because they made a comment about Ozzie or something. Yeah,
but she was saying like they didn't even know about Ozzie.
Didn't even know about that stuff during oz Fest, so
it couldn't have been them. Now Toole's name was taken
off the official poster. Oh, someone asked her about that

(08:40):
because Maynard James Keenan was doing some talking about Ozzie.
Turns out that was a total accident. She just came
out and said, they just forgot to put them on
and now their name is on the digital blisters and
all that stuff and what time.

Speaker 3 (08:52):
I know.

Speaker 2 (08:53):
It kind of makes me wonder because she's not saying
and she's usually one that'll call people out. Yeah, if
maybe it.

Speaker 1 (08:57):
Was too And then and then they had like a
further discussion about it.

Speaker 2 (09:02):
You know what the other crazy thing could be. I
lost it. You can forget what you're saying. Ready, will
wait or I mean, will you if you come up
with I got it? I got it, I got it.

Speaker 3 (09:21):
Okay, we haven't mentioned anything about this show in like
three solid weeks.

Speaker 2 (09:25):
She had to say something.

Speaker 1 (09:26):
Yeah, somebody knows that.

Speaker 2 (09:31):
In the world because she won't say who it was.
What A show, by the way back back to the
beginning is taking place July fifth at Villa Park in Birmingham, UK. Metallica, Slayer, Pantera, Alison,
Chain's Tool and many many more. That's a good show.
Speaking of Maynor, James Keenan, he is officially writing new
music for a Perfect Circle.

Speaker 1 (09:50):
We'll hear it in tenures.

Speaker 2 (09:51):
The bands are frustrated with Maynard, and rightly so, because
he has spread himself very thin. Three bands of winery businesses,
all that stuff, so Perfect Circles exce I did that.
He's finally back writing some music for them. We go
and Jeffa meant from Pearl Jam. They made a poster
like two or three years ago and on the front
of their their concert poster it had the White House

(10:11):
on fire oh oh, and then on the back it
said time to act. Oh, very neutral and just that
poster caused him to be investigated by the Secret Service.
I guess the min administration sent out the Secret Service
to talk to him about it, and he was like,
it's a picture, guys, we're a rock band. It's yeah, chill,
it's a cartoon on a poster. Right. So, needless to say,

(10:31):
nothing happened, But that came out in a podcast yesterday
kind of interesting. More rock news and everything you need
to know up now at Rock nine five five Chi
What do we say do? Sitting in Soldier Field listening
to a c DC so many rock shows this summer.
I'm so excited Rock ninety five five Chicago's rock station, Maria,

(10:53):
what's up? There was a lot of gruntings, sir, I
get excited? I going, does he niggle back this weekend?
Get rock?

Speaker 1 (11:00):
Almost like you're getting nickelback songird A.

Speaker 2 (11:11):
Did nervous.

Speaker 1 (11:14):
The world's smallest violin literally so a team of physicists
in England created what they're calling the world's smallest violin
and it really is. It's made out of platinum and
it measures just thirty five microns long.

Speaker 2 (11:28):
Do you know how long? Those? I do? That's smallstall lot,
that's smaller than a human hair. What wow, it's one
millionth of a meter. Well, they use like a high
powered like magnifying glass and get in there and like that.

Speaker 1 (11:45):
Never do that, says the scientist created this using advanced
nanotechnology and full disclosure.

Speaker 2 (11:51):
Here it's a microscopic image.

Speaker 1 (11:54):
You can't like actually make music, unlike my World's Smallest violin,
which I got from the internet.

Speaker 2 (12:02):
Oh, she's actually holding it's a key chain.

Speaker 1 (12:05):
No, it's the world's smallest silet. Right, it's the world's
smallest working violin.

Speaker 2 (12:09):
It's called button.

Speaker 1 (12:11):
It's awesome and I use it well. Dear listener, easy back.
Before this was a morning show. This is a podcast
between yours truly, Maria Palmer and Mari's Harris. I can't.

Speaker 2 (12:22):
I'm not allowed to say the full name anymore. It's fine,
it's heartbreaking.

Speaker 3 (12:26):
This is day two of Maria saying the full name.
She can't say anymore.

Speaker 2 (12:30):
I can't. Well, no, I didn't say the full thing.
Oh that name.

Speaker 1 (12:33):
Yeah, it's a full name.

Speaker 2 (12:35):
But she has for Maris. So I made have fun
or to smile. We're having enjoying my life. So here
I am you know what you should play that violin
while you whine a little bit more, talk more about
because that's exactly what's It really works out well because.

Speaker 1 (12:55):
We work such a cooshy job. When we're inside all day,
we get to be us about the things that we
like to be us. We get to hang out with
dear listener and shoot the crap with them via text
message and talk back and we complain anyway, and so
we have a world small smiling on hand for when
we get a little too sad sack about it.

Speaker 2 (13:14):
I like that, you know my sound.

Speaker 3 (13:17):
My happiest moment was when she forgot that thing at home.

Speaker 2 (13:21):
Yes it was. It was just a.

Speaker 3 (13:23):
Moment of joy when I walked in to do the
podcast and she didn't have it and she didn't realize
she forgot it, and I didn't say anything.

Speaker 2 (13:31):
I'm not that big of a mess. Definitely realized. Don't
hate myself.

Speaker 1 (13:38):
Yeah, because see what happened is I have ADHD and
so I brought it in for like one podcast. I
was like, this is gonna be a thing now, and
then I couldn't find it.

Speaker 2 (13:48):
And then I found it again. Guess where it was
in your pocket? Knew it was in my travel bag
for some reason, I do not know why. I don't
know how it got it. Did you take it to Orlando? Yeah? Oh,
thank god it travels with me. That would have been
a lot. It lives here now, Okay, it's yep. Well,
I'm proud.

Speaker 3 (14:07):
I'm proud of you for breaking out the world smallst violin.
I'm also concerned that the science has had enough time
to make the world.

Speaker 2 (14:15):
Small as violin.

Speaker 1 (14:16):
They don't have anything else to do. What are any
major issues.

Speaker 2 (14:19):
We don't have any sures that we need a biochemical
that we developing. No, no, no, no, no, it can't get
creative out there. You kind of sound like you're complaining
a little bit. No, it was a complaint. Oh, it
absolutely was. Might tire though he was sung no never
again on the world. I can only hope that it's

(14:41):
on its last battery right now.

Speaker 1 (14:42):
Hey, can we hear about the cow soon?

Speaker 3 (14:44):
Because it's actually it's coming up. Five things is on
the way, you know'd be great. That would be a
great father's sega because dads would love to play the
violin by the Father's Day this weekend. Yeah, don't forget
about fathers.

Speaker 2 (14:57):
I can't say what it is yet because listening, but
I got my dad. The best father's thing really cool,
I'll tell you guys out there, and best Dad's of
movie history.

Speaker 3 (15:06):
Yes, we'll talk about that, coming up next, one of
my favorite trios.

Speaker 2 (15:18):
I'm here, Michael. After the songs we talk. There's so
much going on.

Speaker 3 (15:26):
Yeah, Green Days gonna be at Riah Festter wrap things
up on Sunday, and this Sunday, do not forget what
it is Father's Day. Yeah, and we thankfully have a
list of some of the great fathers from movie history.

Speaker 2 (15:43):
Yeah, you want to just do top five. Yeah, let's
do time five. Well, number fifteen. By the way, Darth
Vader in Star Wars, we're saying great father says because
he saved Luke and killed the Emperor after he tried
to kill luc by the way, autom of the list here,
So number fifteen, fifteen, there's been a it doesn't matter. Okay.

(16:06):
I can already tell this list is gonna be fun.
I love this movie. Howard Langston. Do you know what movie?
Howard Langston? The character was from No Jingle all the way?
It was Arnold Schwarzenegger. Oh, because he's going to get
the present for his son.

Speaker 3 (16:19):
Yeah, Yeah, that's cute. It's good. Vito is in it, right, yeah, yep.

Speaker 2 (16:24):
Number four. Do you know who the father, Harry Stamper was.
This is a movie was very big in the nine
late nineties. No, Harry Stamper, that's a name. The actor
was Bruce Willis. Okay, the movie was Eddon. That's a
good that's great. That's good. That's a good one. Yeah,

(16:46):
that's why you heard the soundtrack that they put Hometon
Narrowsmith through the Summer and Steven Tyler's daughters in the movie.

Speaker 3 (16:53):
Yeah, Oh cool, that was That was a summer event.
That was a big Oh my god, that is when
people were packing the theater.

Speaker 2 (17:01):
Still. Yes, of course, can't get the end of the world.
Number three. The father. The father's name in the movie
was Daniel Hillard oh, played by Williams.

Speaker 1 (17:14):
Yes, in this far Okay, all right, I don't think
we can like go so far as to say that's
a good father.

Speaker 2 (17:23):
He was a great father. He got in, he went what.

Speaker 1 (17:27):
Did he do anything.

Speaker 2 (17:30):
His children?

Speaker 1 (17:31):
Yeah, he went so far as to get a latex
masked mask to impersonate an old woman, to infiltrate his
ex wife's home, manipulate her love life, and lie to
one of his children at least, but the other two
were so scared of him in that thing that they
got a tennis racket and felt they had to defend
themselves against him.

Speaker 2 (17:51):
And why why did he do that? Why?

Speaker 1 (17:54):
Because he was a really really irresponsible husband. So his
wife divorced him because she could not take care of
and then another for the child in the form of
her husband anything love marriage. And then he had to
like just show that he could be a responsible partner.

Speaker 2 (18:13):
All he needed to do was get an apartment that
was suitable for the kids.

Speaker 1 (18:16):
It doesn't matter going he needed a job to Yeah, yeah,
really unreasonable expectations.

Speaker 2 (18:23):
Holy Moses, this guy that you better know this one
Clark Griswold. Oh yeah yeah, Chebby Chase Vacation Series number two.
So we've learned a lot about our standards.

Speaker 1 (18:35):
Her father's on this list and maybe we should work
on them a bit.

Speaker 2 (18:39):
And number one Brian Mills Liam Neeson in the movie
Take It, Oh Easily Easily.

Speaker 3 (18:46):
It's like number one and in There's Everybody Else is
one hundred yards Away?

Speaker 2 (18:50):
Did you actually find it out that you stole Liam
Neeson's kid? Wait, did you say Liam Neeson's Liam Neeson.

Speaker 1 (18:57):
Liam Neeson's movie.

Speaker 2 (18:59):
Wam neel No, No, it's fine. It's fine because it's
a key and peel skit.

Speaker 1 (19:04):
Oh you know who the best father is? Well, he
is technically father uncle Phil from The Fresh Prince. Oh,
good father, that's the real best father.

Speaker 2 (19:15):
Oh family matters, Dad Carl Winslow. Yeah, we love that guy.
A four four nine fifty. Let us know. That's the nation.
Army Rock ninety five five, Chicago's rock station. The morning
marsh bit is aw, wow, you sound happy. I'm having
a good day. How are you feeling.

Speaker 3 (19:32):
I'm feeling good. But I don't like that you're asking goo.

Speaker 1 (19:35):
Goo goo good No no no no, no no no no
like that.

Speaker 2 (19:38):
It's good. Like that, it's good. I like the word
up and I want to keep it up. Let's keep
it up. Yeah, we're going to keep up this energy
and this positivity. I am going to tell you the
news headlines.

Speaker 1 (19:47):
I don't want to bring the room down. Luckily, Corporate
Chills had a great suggestion, just positive spin on the
news headlines, and so that's what I'm gonna do with this.

Speaker 2 (19:56):
Is bad news.

Speaker 1 (19:57):
Bear man stabbed to death while sleeping in Miami, stabbed.

Speaker 2 (20:05):
To death, was sleeping in Miami. That's a bummer.

Speaker 1 (20:08):
I guess the last he died in his sleep.

Speaker 2 (20:10):
That's true.

Speaker 1 (20:11):
Actually, toddler found wandering in the roadway. That's not what
they're supposed to be.

Speaker 2 (20:17):
Okay, but wandering and wouldn't hit by a card. That
sounds like my childhood.

Speaker 1 (20:22):
Right, Toddlers are in roadway things we agree positive spins good, good, well,
it's good. Driver fleas scene of crash with officer inside
the vehicle.

Speaker 2 (20:36):
You're not going to get away with that one. I
he'd write the report as you're driving. It is gonna
get away with it.

Speaker 1 (20:45):
Community unites to support cancer research. Why are we supporting
cancer researching? Don't let the cancer learn more? It will
kill us more effectively. Think I got it, exactly got it.
This is not here for you to contradict. This is
bad news bears.

Speaker 3 (21:03):
Okay, we're all gonna smile next because we're talking about
cows getting married in five things.

Speaker 2 (21:08):
Can wait for the colts get married over gonna brok
the cadence fimish things.

Speaker 1 (21:13):
You almost certainly need to know.

Speaker 2 (21:15):
It's the hell of a community service house.

Speaker 3 (21:20):
Sorry, I got excited, he got excited, and at some
point we're gonna talk about cows getting married in five
things today. But first, a man driving over one hundred
and thirty miles per hour says he was late for
a job interview. He was driving a Mercedes E three
hundred and still got pulled over. So you know what

(21:41):
he did do he missed his job interview?

Speaker 1 (21:44):
Yeah, well, he clearly doesn't need it that badly if
he's driving Mercedes.

Speaker 2 (21:47):
That's what I did. A lot of broke people driving Mercedes.
It's not fair say we don't know what his job was.

Speaker 1 (21:52):
That's true, that's true, that's true.

Speaker 2 (21:53):
Cows ed the zebra has been captured.

Speaker 1 (21:57):
Zebra's not close.

Speaker 2 (21:59):
Oh I saw there.

Speaker 3 (22:01):
Was a zebra roaming through Tennessee for the better part
of a week and he's finally been apprehended. And you
know why this is dangerous because zebras are murder horses
and they are very violent versus us about this, Please.

Speaker 2 (22:14):
Don't stereotype the zebras. They're not all like that. Probably
yes they are.

Speaker 3 (22:18):
When you have to fight lions and hyaenas on a
regular basis, I understand why you're angry, but just don't.

Speaker 1 (22:23):
Come at it like they want to get scratches.

Speaker 2 (22:25):
By the way, to move the zebra, they used a
helicopter and put them in a little basket. He's going
to go back to the other zebras and be like,
all right, guys, you're not gonna believe.

Speaker 1 (22:35):
That they're just sitting there looks humiliated.

Speaker 2 (22:39):
Will you be humiliated? It's Tornado Alley is shifting east.

Speaker 3 (22:45):
We know Tornado Alley is typically being in the Midwest
for the most hard hit areas by tornadoes Texas, Oklahoma, Kansas,
and Nebraska.

Speaker 2 (22:53):
The alley is now shifting east to include Kentucky. All right, Kentucky.

Speaker 3 (22:58):
They also want to remind people that tornadoes can happen anywhere. Also,
oneer Brothers is splitting into two companies. One unit will
be called Streaming and Studios, which will hold HBO, Max,
Warner Brothers Television and Movie Studios, and then the other
one will be Global Networks and will include cable brands

(23:20):
c In an anti anti.

Speaker 1 (23:23):
Why wouldn't they call what wouldn't they call one part
Warner and the other part Brothers. If you're gonna split
it in two, make it work because.

Speaker 2 (23:33):
It was one brother's discovery, So okay, you missed that, okay,
but I would do you want me to tell they
would be under the brothers, discuss what would be under
the brothers.

Speaker 1 (23:43):
They don't want the name.

Speaker 2 (23:44):
Then they're brousing time on the.

Speaker 3 (23:48):
Two mini Hyland cows got married in a wedding ceremony
with animal guests. They tied than Not at utterly Ridiculous
farm Life in Oxford County on Friday. The bride, Muriel,

(24:09):
wore a white gown and flower crown. While walking down
the grassy aisle to meet Wrett. She sported a traditional
Highland kill.

Speaker 1 (24:19):
I hope she got to eat the crown. Afterwards.

Speaker 3 (24:20):
A goat named Queen Victoria and her kids joined the party,
along with dozens of people who clapped and tossed the bouquet.

Speaker 2 (24:29):
How long ntil one of them starts sniffing around the
other cows.

Speaker 1 (24:34):
They will be loyal to each other forever away from
they're monogamous. Yeah, that was that was It would be
hoove you to give me the bell of.

Speaker 2 (24:49):
Monogamous. When's that? You don't mean you're good? And that
was five things I thought that we were done. Yeah, well,
I mean there's still some timeline, there's still some.

Speaker 1 (25:00):
Songs we better talk over the entire thing in it
for dear listener.

Speaker 2 (25:04):
Damn straight. Okay, one of my favorite Chicago bands right there,
Rise Against, is on Rock ninety five to five, Chicago's
rock station. Marie what he got.

Speaker 1 (25:17):
I need to know what these travel magazines are even
talking about ever at any point, because I have a
list of the best staycation cities in the United States.
We know what a staycation is, right for.

Speaker 2 (25:28):
Those of us that don't know. When you want a little.

Speaker 1 (25:31):
Vacation, but you can't afford to do all the traveling,
so you stay in your city. Yeah, That's what I'm
doing this year, and then you go out and you
enjoy things.

Speaker 2 (25:39):
Chicago's got to be number one on the list.

Speaker 1 (25:40):
Oh, wouldn't you like to think so? No?

Speaker 2 (25:44):
No, no, really, we're number five? Five? Yeah, who beats
on a list of ten? Okay, you can go to
New York, La San Diego? Who beats us other than that?
And you're wrong on all those two thing? Okay?

Speaker 1 (25:55):
Okay, number five, Chicago, number four, Honolulu, Hawaii?

Speaker 2 (26:00):
All right with that? Okay?

Speaker 1 (26:02):
Okay, Number three Vegas staycation.

Speaker 2 (26:09):
I guess if you live in Vegas. Never to the
Strip anyway, A couple of friends in Vegas, two, Orlando, Florida.
I get it, but it's not. Also, no Chicago like
on your staycation.

Speaker 1 (26:24):
No, that's a vacation at that point, even if you
live right down the street, and well, I mean probably
not for the people that actually live there.

Speaker 2 (26:31):
They go there all the time, all right.

Speaker 1 (26:33):
Number one, Number one?

Speaker 2 (26:34):
Number one, you think it would.

Speaker 1 (26:39):
Be park travel destination waking Number one is Cincinnati, Ohio.

Speaker 2 (26:49):
Cincinnati paid for this study, basically, no kidding. Is this
funded by the Cincinnati Tourism Board.

Speaker 1 (26:55):
I don't know, but it is from wallet hub and
anything with hub in the name, I just assume.

Speaker 3 (27:01):
He's already a dirty name. I don't trust them. But like,
Chicago is the top of that list. Like we this weekend,
we're in a stone's throw of an aquarium, two museums,
and then the place where you can see the space
stuff that I just conveniently forgot.

Speaker 1 (27:22):
What I want to know, why is a top international
travel destination. There you go Naperville and Chicago gets staycation
and we don't even get number one, we get number five.
So basically, before to follow these travel place metrics, Naperville
is much more of a destination than Chicago. Is not

(27:44):
to say we don't love Naperville. Shout out to the
Nape big fans of this room.

Speaker 2 (27:47):
I just hit up a friend and chat. GPT says
that Cincinnati is way cooler. Then it gets credit for.

Speaker 3 (27:54):
I know it's it's a perfectly fine Midwestern large city,
but it doesn't beat Chicago. Oh no, no, no, there's
way too much to do. He stof Scott.

Speaker 1 (28:06):
A bum sir. Okay, so maybe we can stay cation
in Naperville. That makes me fair.

Speaker 3 (28:14):
We're going to go lay by the River. We've been
trying to get Michael to Naperville for quite a fit.

Speaker 1 (28:18):
Now Michael lost in Aperville at one point.

Speaker 2 (28:20):
Happen. I would love to go to the Nape. I
got a Hawaiian shirt ready, Yeah, go get my staycation on.

Speaker 1 (28:28):
You need a friend in the Nape. If you're in
the Nape and you want to be friends with Michael
eight four four yeah, five five, got fi.

Speaker 2 (28:36):
I'll stay for the weekend.

Speaker 1 (28:37):
We can move in.

Speaker 2 (28:44):
It's time to dork out. Oh your dongle, this is
more of a sports out. Oh wait, well yes.

Speaker 3 (28:52):
College Football twenty six from a sports will be available
on July seventh and they have a way for universities
to make money. Last year they brought the series back
and everybody excited. One of the best football games out there.
And I'm just bad at football games, so I don't
even attempt it. But you can pick your favorite college

(29:13):
or a college, and this year, when you pick that school,
they're going to get a little bit of a kickback
from EA Sports. So they've created basically a pool of
money that's going to go back to the schools and
there's going to be a percentage based on how much
you play.

Speaker 2 (29:28):
Well, nobody needs it more than colleges, yes.

Speaker 3 (29:30):
So it goes to the athletic program. That's really cool
that essentially the more I play with Ohio State University,
the more that they would get a kickback. But on
the internet, the Tiktoks of the world, the gamers are
thinking about coming together for some of the smaller schools. Cool,

(29:52):
so as you play with some of the smaller schools
that are featured in the game, they get more of
a kickback than other big schools that.

Speaker 2 (29:59):
Don't necessarily need it.

Speaker 3 (30:00):
So it's idea gamers, if you're planning on playing college
football twenty.

Speaker 2 (30:06):
Six, I know, play with your favorite school.

Speaker 3 (30:09):
Today, but also have a second favorite school on the
smaller variety, so that they also get a kickback to
help with their football programs.

Speaker 1 (30:17):
Yes to the Maria, we won't get those alumnus donation
letters anymore, right.

Speaker 2 (30:21):
Oh no, that's still going to happen.

Speaker 3 (30:24):
It's not going to be a major kick back for
some schools, but it all goes to playing. Some of
these smaller schools could see some very significant something something.

Speaker 2 (30:34):
Yeah, what am to do? One way to tie a
game in? It's cool, Yeah, makes you want to use
a few different teams.

Speaker 1 (30:40):
Around e sports. Nerdier exactly ignites the jocks and.

Speaker 3 (30:45):
The nerds, and that's exactly what we're doing on Rock
ninety five to five, although they're very close, the close group.

Speaker 1 (30:52):
Yeah, yeah, the nerds and the gamers. Yes, yeah, sometimes
the gamers beat up the nerds. You mean you meant
to say jocks, right, yeah, but I'm talking about the
difference between nerds and gamers.

Speaker 2 (31:03):
Okay, a.

Speaker 1 (31:06):
Wrong way, wrong way, wrong way, right way with the
morning mosh bit, I'm rocking ninety five five mites.

Speaker 2 (31:12):
There you go.

Speaker 3 (31:13):
Yeah, don't be the wrong guy making the wrong call
when you go to the strip club. Calling nine one
one because the stripper would not have sex with you
in the champagne room is the.

Speaker 2 (31:24):
Exact wrong thing to do. Yeah, the twenty one year
old from non America, he was the international. Maybe he
didn't understand the rules.

Speaker 1 (31:35):
He clearly didn't.

Speaker 3 (31:40):
He requested sex from the staff member, gave them three
hundred dollars. She took him to the champagne room for
the thirty minute VIP session and was very upset that
he did not receive sex.

Speaker 2 (31:54):
So upset he called.

Speaker 3 (31:55):
Nine to one one and stayed on the phone with
them in the parking lot until nine to one one
arrived or.

Speaker 1 (32:02):
The police run someone out for that.

Speaker 2 (32:04):
Oh no, they would and arrested him. Okay, for trying
to solicit a prostrate Yeah, well yeah, fair, yes, maybe
and using nine one one incorrectly?

Speaker 3 (32:14):
Shit all right, yeah, I mean, first and foremost, he
dry snitched on himself, dry indeed. But it was also like, hey,
there's better ways to celebrate your twenty first birthday, and
it's not going to be at Oz's Gentleman Club in Florida.

Speaker 2 (32:34):
About six hundred bucks when to stop that.

Speaker 1 (32:39):
To be fair, it could be a pretty solid way
to celebrate your birthday if you just don't do the
stupid champagne room stop that he did.

Speaker 3 (32:46):
Yeah yeah, Now you're three hundred dollars down and you
got arrested, so you got a great story out of it.

Speaker 2 (32:51):
Put your local strippers there, you go, Tip the strippers.
Tipper the strippers, tipper. The strippers deserve it. They dance
very hard. My home forget it.

Speaker 1 (33:07):
Chick us up to.

Speaker 2 (33:09):
Rock ninety five to five, Chicago's rock station. You can
see Creed two weeks from now at the Summer of
ninety nine tour going down July eighteenth and nineteenth at
the Alpine Valley Music Theater.

Speaker 1 (33:20):
That's gonna be fun. I bet you're allowed to have
your phone out at that one too, hope. Which is great,
but a little bit worrisome that everyone just has access
to a robot right in their pocket, because what happens
if that gets turned against us and I don't know
and inevitable human vessus robot wall news.

Speaker 2 (33:39):
From the front of the Inevitable human Robot War.

Speaker 1 (33:42):
A company in China has developed a humanoid robot specifically
designed to clean hotel rooms.

Speaker 2 (33:48):
Jackpot.

Speaker 1 (33:49):
The zarith h one could be a game changer in
the hotel industry. It can stoop to pick up items
from the floor, clean everything from toilets to tabletops, vacuum
and mop, all while avoiding bumping into furniture or guests.

Speaker 3 (34:03):
I want this at home, Yes too. First thing I
thought I was hotel. I need this at home.

Speaker 1 (34:10):
Yeah, me too. Well, rumbas are thing.

Speaker 2 (34:14):
The room is not going to scrub a toilet, No
it's not. Does the robot have a black light on
it so you can check the room make sure it
gets all the spots. Actually, I feel like the robot
will be very thorough, so they'd be like, Wow, you're
Sydney sweety, soap is really lighting up over here? Oh,
Michael was in here. All the robots were like, I'm
not doing it.

Speaker 1 (34:34):
The robots are like, why am I lighting right now?
What happened to when I was off? No, that's not
how they get you. That's how Michael gets them. Maybe
that's the game. Maybe we can't lose a human versus
robot war as long as Mikey stays on our side.

Speaker 2 (34:57):
I got you from the bunch a robot hole.

Speaker 1 (35:03):
Long view had a greatly sized view. I've seen longer views. Well,
why would you do that, But what do you mean?

Speaker 2 (35:13):
What would you you just kind of tell them you've
seen longer views.

Speaker 1 (35:16):
Yes, I just mean like, if you're looking at that
as a long view, dream bigger. There are longer views
out there. Wow, don't settle. Wow, that's all I'm saying.
It's uplifting. It's morning moshpit Unrocking ninety five five miikey
oh uh.

Speaker 2 (35:31):
Dolly Parton has to have this one food every single
day now before we get into it eight four four
ninety five fifty, I'm interested in what you're one thing.
It doesn't have to be food you need to have
every single day. What's that one thing? Dolly Parton craves potatoes? Oh,
I know, kind of potato. Is it just potato baked potato,

(35:54):
mashed potato? French fries? She said, it just has something
to do something with potatoes.

Speaker 1 (35:58):
And that's so fair. It's good to have some hots.

Speaker 2 (36:00):
Yeah. Oh the tots. That's a good.

Speaker 1 (36:04):
Give me a tato tot in.

Speaker 2 (36:06):
Are you guys tots over fries?

Speaker 3 (36:07):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (36:07):
Yeah, Why isn't everybody doing tots? Honestly they should be
doing tots.

Speaker 2 (36:12):
Yeah. I enjoy tots, but it's not tots. Over fries.
How is it not tots over?

Speaker 1 (36:18):
There's nothing that fries bring to the table that tots
can't also do.

Speaker 3 (36:21):
Yeah, there's a bunch of little potato chunks in a
tot versus I've got smashed potato in a fry.

Speaker 2 (36:28):
It just like it's soft in the middle.

Speaker 1 (36:30):
It's got a better text, has a better texture.

Speaker 2 (36:33):
I like. I like to it's different. It's very different.
Season the tots too. You can't season fries.

Speaker 1 (36:40):
Well, my point is that, like the one thing I
would say that maybe fries would have the edge over
is the seasoning. But it doesn't because you can just
season the tots.

Speaker 2 (36:47):
Okay, is it safe for me to try Dolly Parton accent? Yeah? Okay,
here we go. Okay, all right, she said to the
to the Today Show. Can I do a Michael accent?
I did it? Perfect quote. I have to have some
them with potatoes. I mean, just one of those people
that I just have to either have a baked potato,
some mash tater, some French fries, or something to do

(37:07):
with taters. You sound just like her.

Speaker 3 (37:16):
Is one of those celebrities that I want to hang
out with. She seems like that she's got that personality
where she just lights up around.

Speaker 2 (37:23):
I just want to walk around like Nashville with her.
Don't you imagine what that's like? Oh my god, everybody
just stops and I want to get from point A
to point B. So I don't know if I want
to do that.

Speaker 1 (37:32):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (37:32):
My one thing that I need to day it has
nothing to do with food.

Speaker 1 (37:35):
It doesn't have to I need a walk with headphones
on music.

Speaker 2 (37:39):
And if I don't get my paystin in. If I
don't get.

Speaker 1 (37:44):
In, I'll get antsy.

Speaker 2 (37:46):
I was gonna say, you get the Zoomi's real bad. Yeah,
I sure do. I need tea? Yeah, you're not a
coffee guy. He sets my day perfectly, so.

Speaker 1 (37:58):
What about you?

Speaker 2 (38:00):
Unfortunately, I'm disappointed in myself. But lately it's been diet coke.
Oh I am loving the diet coke lately.

Speaker 1 (38:06):
Those are your caffeine addicts.

Speaker 3 (38:08):
Then mm let's check in here. We got Elwood on
the line and see what Elwood needs every day. Elwood,
how you doing?

Speaker 2 (38:15):
Hey, good morning? How's it going? What up? Which you
regular calling here? How's it going?

Speaker 1 (38:20):
Man?

Speaker 2 (38:21):
Oh we're doing great. How are you? Good morning?

Speaker 1 (38:23):
We're doing great. We're doing fantastic.

Speaker 2 (38:25):
Man, This sixty two.

Speaker 1 (38:26):
Year old man is doing great.

Speaker 2 (38:27):
What do you need every day? Every day? For fifty
five years? I've needed marijuana? Oh, every day for fifty
five years. I love that.

Speaker 1 (38:40):
Say that one on the radio.

Speaker 2 (38:43):
Yeah, Elwood, thank you asked every drug test I needed to.

Speaker 1 (38:49):
That's all the matter. I need it just too. I'm
justted positive for marijuana.

Speaker 2 (38:54):
I'm doing. Man, That's the best thing is Yeah, weegalizing, man.
I was like, it's only fun to dispise for yet
I would thanks for calling in man, we appreciate it.

Speaker 3 (39:06):
But hey, everyone else, Texas, what do you need every day?

Speaker 2 (39:10):
Eight four four ninety five fifty If somebody said sin.

Speaker 1 (39:22):
So, Anthony Keatis never meant for that to be a
real song. That's legitimately taken from his diary when they
were looking for like some lyrics to write because I
just had to get some songs out for Chili Beppers.
Might have been Rick Rubin, but I might be making
that up. A producer was like, oh, hey, man, this
is great, and he's like, oh, yeah, you mean my
diary poetry? Thanks dog, So, I guess thanks for the sacrifice,

(39:46):
Tony Flow and I love Rick Rubin for that, you mean,
I think that's who it was. I might be telling
the story wrong. I'm not that great at my job.
It's morning j pen on Rock ninety five times. Wow, boys,
what are we talking about? Boo yay?

Speaker 2 (40:01):
Single tier running down my cheek? Has the Phillies edged
the Cubs last night? They edged them where the Tears
running down four to three and eleven innings, snapping Phillies
five game losing streak. I don't like that at all.
White Sox didn't play yesterday. They played tonight. They're in
Houston taking on the Astros at seven ten, and the
Cubs are in Philly again, Game two, five forty five,

(40:22):
a ice early game for all of us who get
up early.

Speaker 3 (40:25):
I will remind you there's a lot of baseball still
to be played.

Speaker 2 (40:29):
I know, I know, and you got a good team.
I know you. Just breaks my heart to see him lose.
I'm so invested.

Speaker 3 (40:36):
I know you are, and you can't have like you are,
rolling with the tide every single way.

Speaker 2 (40:41):
Yeah, les, so just say you know I got it right. Also,
Stanley Cup Final going on last night. The series is
now two to one as the Florida Panthers took the
lead won the game last night six to one, which
in hockey terms, isn't ask kicking, it's a whooping. Crazy

(41:02):
thing is there's a big brawl in the game, says
The game exploded with one hundred and forty combined penalty
minutes and a full on third period line brawl. And
that is why I watch hockey. When I watch hockey,
you should watch the highlights of this. It's really good.
They're beating the crap like you can tell when they're
actually mad. Yeah, they were mad mad.

Speaker 1 (41:19):
I love it. It turns to boxing on ice.

Speaker 2 (41:22):
I might have.

Speaker 3 (41:23):
I'm gonna be there for Game four. I want to
see how they respond from this one. And then what's tomorrow, right, yeah,
tomorrow NBA Finals as they head to Indiana, all tied
up at one one and Michael, yeah, well you'll be
excited about this too, Maria, I love sports.

Speaker 2 (41:43):
What do we know? It's not sports? What do we do?
It's Sydney sweet and we got news about her. She's
working on her new movie.

Speaker 3 (41:56):
And we got updates for you on the way on
Rock ninety five to five.

Speaker 2 (42:02):
Huge thanks to everybody who came out for Dino Derby
over the weekend. If you missed it and want to
see the video, it's up now at Morning mash Pit
on all the social media's. I feel like Sydney Sweeney's
having a summer. Love her. We have not stopped talking
about her for the past month. The soap just great
from her Bathwater sold out, sold out.

Speaker 1 (42:23):
Rumor is the soap has a hole in it.

Speaker 2 (42:34):
Well, we did see that Google. Google questions of can
you eat soap spiked when that announcement was made. That
is terrifying. People do like the Sydney Sweeney though. She's
a lovely young woman.

Speaker 3 (42:44):
Yes, and she's got a new movie that she was
working on where she's going to be starring as the
boxing ledgend Christy Martin and dealing with her on in
the ring, attributes and the items that she dealt with
outside of her life and to get ready for this role.
Sydney's talking about she put on thirty pounds, which that
seems like a lot of weight, but in the training

(43:05):
it was.

Speaker 2 (43:06):
What we'll call a good thirty pounds.

Speaker 1 (43:08):
I see, Yeah, that's more impressive. Yeah, that's really Yeah.

Speaker 3 (43:12):
She said herself, my boobs got bigger and my butt
got huge.

Speaker 2 (43:16):
It was crazy.

Speaker 3 (43:17):
I was like, oh my god, I love hearing that.
But hey, that's that's a great workout. She's playing a boxer.

Speaker 2 (43:25):
Yes, she's playing a box That's an interesting I mean
that seems like a far cry from these kind of
rom com hoity toity movies she's been doing. That's an actual,
like a movie movie. Yeah that's cool. Yeah. So I
mean she's branching out. Yeah, that's good.

Speaker 3 (43:37):
It's the summer of Sydney swinging what we just saw Apple.
Plus she's got a thriller that she's in with Jody Foster.

Speaker 2 (43:46):
So Sydney's everywhere the summer of Sydney.

Speaker 1 (43:49):
What No, And I can tell that you support her
for her acting prowess a Sweeney summer and no other reason,
certainly not two other huge reasons.

Speaker 2 (43:58):
I mean she gave us three hm hm, Well listen,
she sucked me in with those what did what? And
now what?

Speaker 1 (44:06):
WHOA.

Speaker 2 (44:07):
I didn't want to see her movies, and I was like, Wow,
I started paying attention because she's pretty, and now I'm
seeing this lovely woman develop her career and her Actually, I.

Speaker 1 (44:16):
Mean, if you want, yeah, tell me about her career
and how it's developing.

Speaker 2 (44:20):
She's doing now doing movies where she has to like
train for the h That's what.

Speaker 1 (44:23):
She just told you. What her career that you've been
following seven times beautiful, beautiful career following the photos of
her career.

Speaker 3 (44:31):
Michael, I'm gonna save you. Yeah there you going, Yeah
there it is. I got that soap. We are hard
ninety five minutes commercial free. And if you've been waiting,
watch Fun.

Speaker 2 (44:42):
To the Head. Things are better and cows were in
love were there? It's that time.

Speaker 3 (44:51):
I'd love to Fun to the Head is here with
tickets on the line. See Ben Burnley of Breaking Benjamin
and his Unplugged set at House of Blue on July
twenty fifth. And we have changed Fun to the Head.
You are now taking one of us hostage. Yet you
are now answering the questions. And you still got five questions.

(45:12):
You gotta get them right. Oh yeah, you only get
one save. We can only help you in one question
in Fun to the Head. And we want you to
play eight four to four, nine, five, five, ninety five
point fifty.

Speaker 2 (45:24):
Were you putting your studious glasses on there, Marie? Yes,
I can't wait to go to the show. It's going
to be an amazing Unplugged with Ben and Lacey Sturm
st Yeah and her brother from Flyleaf, Josh Josh, Yeah, Yeah,
what a fun little show. I can't believe I went
my entire life thinking it was Strom.

Speaker 1 (45:43):
I can't either. Also breaking Benjamin and Flyleaf for like
the two bands I listened to hardcore in like seventh grade.

Speaker 2 (45:49):
And how fun is it to go to the House
of Blues. Oh, what a cool venue. It's like one
of my favorites in the country.

Speaker 1 (45:55):
No, and it's not that sad in there either.

Speaker 3 (45:58):
Eight four four, I'm ninety five fifty, be ready to
play fun to the head here.

Speaker 2 (46:04):
On the morning mashit.

Speaker 3 (46:05):
We are ninety five minutes commercial free.

Speaker 2 (46:10):
And now fun to the head on. Yeah, don't worry.
They're using nerve weapons. Are we speaking with Matt? We are?
What a man? That's how you doing it? What recent
chaseaw winner? Oh very cool? Look at you getting through

(46:31):
the phone lines. Yea, look at you. But yeah, you're
playing fun to the head. We've changed things a little bit.
You have to pick up the well.

Speaker 3 (46:41):
You know what you're here now, so answer these questions.

Speaker 2 (46:46):
Who is your hostage today that's going to take shots?
If you get questions wrong. Uh, Maria wow?

Speaker 3 (46:54):
A right, okay, all right, okay, Michael, you're ready with
the questions.

Speaker 2 (47:00):
All right, Matt.

Speaker 3 (47:02):
You are answering questions by the bye, and Maria has
one save for you.

Speaker 2 (47:06):
Sing music wisely? All right, here we go. All right?
Who oh my god, I gotta clear the old pipes
who voices Mario in the twenty three Super Mario Brothers movie,
very famous actor? Oh god, I have zero clue? Five four?

(47:33):
You got chiller? I don't know, God, not a horrible guess. Yeah, okay,
she's all wrapped up. She's got her hood over her head.
The answernatout. Chris Pratts, Chris Pratts. All right, okay, let's

(47:55):
get the question too.

Speaker 1 (47:56):
I feel really out of control. Yeah, sing here and
take it.

Speaker 2 (48:02):
Yes, what is the name?

Speaker 1 (48:05):
All right?

Speaker 2 (48:05):
Question number two? What is the name of the Italian
beef sandwich shop chain that exploded nationally thanks to the
Hulu series The Bear. Wow? No, it was not you
know it?

Speaker 1 (48:20):
Now?

Speaker 2 (48:20):
What is it? It was mister beef. You shot her
and that bounced off and hit me. I'm sorry, microphone
all Matt, the answer is mister beef.

Speaker 1 (48:38):
Matt, you get a saved. You get a safe shots. Man.

Speaker 2 (48:43):
Yeah, if you don't know one of these, you can
call on us to answer.

Speaker 3 (48:46):
All right, Mike, just Maria, But you got to get
the next three right to get these tickets.

Speaker 2 (48:52):
All right, all right, Bud, here we go.

Speaker 1 (48:55):
Man.

Speaker 2 (48:57):
What is the essential component that gives a show cago
deep dish pizza? It's signature flaky crust.

Speaker 1 (49:05):
It would note this, No one would note this that. Yeah, yeah,
I got you. The answer to that one is corn meal.

Speaker 2 (49:15):
All right, all right, good, okay, good, Oh my god, you're.

Speaker 1 (49:22):
Not You're not. These are particularly difficult questions. I wouldn't
have gotten any of them.

Speaker 3 (49:28):
Well, it's good Matt's answering the questions today. Yeah, all right, Matt.

Speaker 2 (49:33):
Two more. You gotta get them to get the tickets. Man.
What do the letters in the acronym n F T
stand for? And? Oh my god, I should know this.
It relates to digital assets, mat fun transfer, I like

(49:59):
your No, Matt, oh no, you have lost hold on.
I gotta do that. Yeah, we gotta shoot her. Oh
that didn't okay, Matt.

Speaker 1 (50:09):
It is.

Speaker 2 (50:09):
The answer is non fungible token a digital picture? Yeah, yeah, no.

Speaker 1 (50:17):
NFT has never made any sense that's why I never
caught on and that's why they're dead.

Speaker 2 (50:21):
Now, Yeah, what was the last question? Although, let me
ask you this, guys, what if he were to get
the last one? What if we what if you were
I mean all or nothing? Right here? You do it all?

Speaker 3 (50:32):
I don't know could we do that making rules up
on the floor. We got to keep the rules the
way they are. You're right, but I will ask the questions.

Speaker 2 (50:40):
He wants to know you just to see which NFL
player made headlines for dating Taylor Swift.

Speaker 3 (50:47):
Yeah, well, Matt, I'm sorry you didn't win the Ben
Burnley tickets as he's going to be unplugged at the
House of Blues. But as a consolation prize, you will
have a lovely package coming from Amazon today.

Speaker 2 (51:02):
In your brand new air guitar.

Speaker 1 (51:07):
Hey winning air guitar.

Speaker 2 (51:10):
Yeah guitar.

Speaker 3 (51:16):
But yeah, Matt, thanks for calling in and thanks for
playing Fun to the Head today.

Speaker 2 (51:20):
ICs guys, enjoy your day YouTube too.

Speaker 3 (51:27):
We are ninety five minutes commercial free here on Rock
ninety five five.

Speaker 2 (51:31):
Real. What are you doing?

Speaker 1 (51:33):
Gun?

Speaker 2 (51:34):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (51:35):
We got new guns for Fun to the Head. That's
a big box.

Speaker 2 (51:39):
It's so big. What are those guns called? That they
mount on the back of trucks. Yeah, that's what it is.
We got a turt or a gatling gun dude for tomorrow.
For fun of the head, somebody is gonna get lit
the h Wow. That tells me a lot. I mean
the box is as big as her. It really is.
She could curl up, probably as big as her. You

(51:59):
read I'm ready. Let's do it. Text time anytime. He
con text us eight four four, nine ninety five fifty
all week. Every time you text, your name goes in
the hat to win Simple Minds tickets. Let's get to it.
Earlier in the show. Today, we're talking about words that
sound dirty but really aren't, like cockles or come quiet.

(52:20):
That's right, ummm. From the six three to oh eat it,
he says peckerhead. He says, this is the electrical box
on the side of an electric motor where wire connections
are made. The pecker head.

Speaker 1 (52:32):
They could have named that anything.

Speaker 2 (52:34):
That's true wire connector. From the seventh Sabath three. Just
picked up the Nintendo switch for my grandson's ninth birthday today.
Well done, Happy birthday, grandson, Marris. Will that grandson be
excited like the game of the Year Joe, says Michael Keat.
Earlier in the show, we're talking about famous and the

(52:54):
best movie dads. Okay, he says Michael Keaton. In the
movie Misster Mom should be a top five movie dad. Okay, okay.
And now from the Joe the nine one nine, he's
jumping the gun a little bit here because tomorrow we're
going to do like who are the best uh TV TV?

Speaker 3 (53:10):
Dad?

Speaker 2 (53:10):
And this person from the nine one nine says Walter
White puts his chemistry knowledge to use to make sure
his family is taken care of beyond their expectations. I
have questions on that.

Speaker 1 (53:21):
We're wishes or desires.

Speaker 2 (53:22):
We're safety as great, Dad, you can always text us
eight four four five, I said a ninety five fifty.
And the winner today for simple Mind tickets is Peckerhead.
I mean, uh, our listener from the six three. Oh,
you're gonna go to the big show and we're now
calling you Packerhead. Yeah, that you should call in and
just say hey, it's Peckerhead. You can be a character
for now on. Wow, it's fund all right? Are you

(53:57):
going to are you going to finish the wood Pecker?
You would, yes, Michael reminds me of himmed Is it
because of the nose all? Yes?

Speaker 3 (54:07):
Damn oh, I knew it so much for so little.

Speaker 2 (54:13):
Right back, folks, it is the morning.

Speaker 3 (54:19):
Marsh bit on Rock ninety five five Michael on Terri Fuck,
I'm happy.

Speaker 2 (54:25):
What are you happy about? I mean, look at look
at the smile on this girl's face over here, she's
sitting on the floor of the studio scared putting together
the turret gun.

Speaker 1 (54:35):
My gosh, it should be so fearful.

Speaker 3 (54:37):
It's over fifty nerve darts, isn't it like one hundred?

Speaker 2 (54:41):
It's automatic too, righte so like you pull the trigger
and it just goes.

Speaker 3 (54:48):
Shout out to our boss who has got us ready
for the new iteration of fun to thea.

Speaker 2 (54:53):
Whoever gets whoever gets picked to be shot tomorrow is
in trouble. Yeah, I'm a little nervous, like maybe they
should wear goggles or something.

Speaker 3 (55:03):
And with the collar being the one who answers questions
and we get shot as the hostage.

Speaker 2 (55:08):
Yep, I'm terrified. I know, who are they going to
take hosta?

Speaker 3 (55:11):
Because it is because it's almost like do you play
the game a little bit and just miss a question
so they get shot, Especially since the new tourret's here.

Speaker 2 (55:18):
Everybody should pick me, Definitely pick me. Don't pick Maris,
and don't pick Maria.

Speaker 1 (55:23):
Ask yourself, if you want the gun to be used
to its full potential, then ask yourself which target to
make as funny? Is this car? Wow? Michael.

Speaker 2 (55:35):
You can see on our social media, by the way,
at morning mosh pit at Rock nine five five chih
there's a video of her unboxing it and like it
is really intense.

Speaker 1 (55:42):
Wait, just wait, we should do like a little update post.

Speaker 3 (55:45):
Yeah, yeah, our progress. You haven't made much, but you're
getting there.

Speaker 2 (55:50):
You still you're loading the darts in this thing has
a stand like you don't hold it.

Speaker 1 (55:57):
Yeah, batteries because it's motor Howard, I don't like a
nerve gun.

Speaker 3 (56:02):
It has bad We need safety glasses, Yeah, we need Yeah, glad.

Speaker 2 (56:08):
There's gonna be a lot of shooting.

Speaker 3 (56:09):
Thank you when when you shoot your eye out, Maria.
Oh yeah, But tomorrow we will have the tickets for
Ben Burnley breaking Benjamin he's performing unplugged at the House
of Blues.

Speaker 2 (56:23):
That will be in Fun to the head tomorrow and
be here. By the way, we're moving things around a
little bit on the show so everybody can do different things.
And when you know, everybody drives to work at the
same time. So tomorrow morning, if you want to be
here for fun of the head about six thirty, it's
gonna go down.

Speaker 3 (56:37):
Michael being generous earlierly, what you're trying to get into
good graces?

Speaker 2 (56:41):
Aren't you trying?

Speaker 1 (56:44):
Time