Shaq Poops, Robots Rise & Walmart Locks Up Weiners!

It’s HUMP DAY on The Morning Mosh Pit and we’ve got a stacked show full of chaos, comedy, and carnage (well, maybe just a little meat theft):

☠️ 5 Things That Cut a Decade Off Your Life – A Reddit thread goes viral, and it’s surprisingly relatable… or terrifying.

🤖 HUMAN vs. ROBOT WAR – The frontlines of tech vs. humanity are heating up—should we be scared or just amused?

🎸 FAN VOTE RESULTS ARE IN – Who made the cut for the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame this year?

📋 FIVE THINGS YOU NEED TO KNOW TODAY – Marris delivers the essential headlines for your day.

💩 SHAQ LEAVES LIVE SHOW TO POOP – A legendary mid-show exit. We salute you, Big Diesel.

📞 Caller Drama – Someone asked us to quit their job for them... so we're confronting the boss LIVE on air. 👀

🎤 ROCK REPORT:

• Ozzy Osbourne’s intense training routine
• William DuVall’s journey to becoming Alice in Chains’ frontman
• Why blink-182 fired their original drummer
  🎟️ KIDZ BOP TICKET GIVEAWAY – Call in with Michael to win!
  🧠 NERD NEWS with Marris – All the latest from the geek universe.
  🥩 WALMART LOCKS UP THE MEAT – Yes, seriously. Anti-theft meats are a thing now.

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
Well, what are we doing just standing around? Get that
man to a hospital. He has a hemorrhage in his hands.

Speaker 2 (00:09):
He's gonna bleed out.

Speaker 3 (00:11):
Oh god, Oh no, turniquit. It's Morty mosh Bit on
Rocket ninety five five. My name's Maria Palmer, Maris Michael.
We got a show today. Boys.

Speaker 4 (00:27):
They're locking up the meats. Oh no, you know, like
the anti theft things are doing at you know, at
Walgreens and stuff. Walmart's now doing.

Speaker 1 (00:36):
That for they're locking the meat.

Speaker 4 (00:37):
They're locking up them.

Speaker 3 (00:39):
Is it likely to go into cvs and the deodorant
lock exactly?

Speaker 1 (00:43):
But with meat. Hey, that's like a sad state of affairs.

Speaker 2 (00:46):
No, that's not ideal.

Speaker 1 (00:48):
It used to just be for cigarettes for like safety purposes,
then it was for deodorant for theft purposes, and now
it's for meat for also theft purpose.

Speaker 4 (00:58):
Yeah, exactly. That people do steal to meet I've seen
I've seen lots of stories videos of this. They shove
it right down their pants and they just whoop boo
book right out the grocery store. So now you got now, now,
now be careful when you get invited over for a barbecue.
I was gonna say, I'm not eating an another person's
house ever again as meat that came out different than

(01:18):
I want to throw. Also Panta tickets today pant ll.

Speaker 2 (01:24):
Yes, that'll be in fun to the head go ahead.

Speaker 1 (01:27):
We also have other tickets to it.

Speaker 5 (01:29):
Quick question Marison, Yes, Maria is going to have a
kids Bop for you.

Speaker 1 (01:34):
Not the Maria Pop. You're gonna have the kids Bop tickets.

Speaker 2 (01:38):
Yeah. Oh.

Speaker 4 (01:38):
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eight four four nine, five ninety five fifty. Let your
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going to pick somebody at the end of the show
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Speaker 1 (01:53):
Tickets eight four nine five fifty.

Speaker 6 (01:57):
And now w c HI Weather with Michael weather Man.
Great career choice, Mike, that's the weather like today, A.

Speaker 4 (02:08):
Sunny day when you could sing go Cubs go, maybe
go out to Wrigley Field tonight, I'm so tired of you. Well,
it's actually kind of a it was sort of what's
it looks like now? The sunrise looked okay a little
bit ago, but it is going to get cloudy later
today generally pretty dry, but showers kind of here and
there and tomorrow sunshine and almost eighty just here and there. Well,

(02:34):
that's the thing that they don't really know. They're just
going to be off and on throughout the day today,
little brain showers.

Speaker 1 (02:39):
I figure you'd be more excited about a little warm.

Speaker 4 (02:42):
I know, seventy today, supposed to be up to eighty
ish tomorrow. I'm very excited. I don't like the clouds.
I like sunshine. Like I'll take thirty degree weather if
it's sunny over eighty degree weather when it's cloudy. Yeah,
I need the sun on my skin.

Speaker 3 (02:58):
That's fair. But you know what we're going into. I know,
I know, by God, But do you know what we're
getting into? It'spring sundress season.

Speaker 4 (03:07):
Baby like sundresses as.

Speaker 3 (03:10):
Well, so it is the most mutually beneficial season.

Speaker 1 (03:15):
Y'all love to look at it.

Speaker 3 (03:18):
I love putting on one article of clothing and calling
it an outfit.

Speaker 2 (03:23):
Sundress. Oh my god, we should talk about it last yea.
We should talk.

Speaker 1 (03:28):
About years to sundress season. On the morning marsh Pit.
There he goes this morning mash Pit on Rock ninety
five five.

Speaker 4 (03:38):
Mikey, I have a list of things on Reddit the
people gave up that made their life better. I'm always
trying to figure out ways, frankly, to feel better. So
I'm trying to figure out ways to make my life better.
Is this a cry for hell? Get rid of this depression?
Or whatever? Is playing anxiety? Whatever we have. Everybody's got
a little some something. It's kind of an interesting list.
First one on the list here my uterus. Yeah, seriously,

(04:01):
if that thing does say that. Someone says people, I
like people.

Speaker 3 (04:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (04:06):
Isolation always known to be great for your mental health.

Speaker 4 (04:09):
They say I had a job that required extensive human interaction.
Now I live behind a stone wall with my dogs.
List when I only worked from home for a couple
of years, I was happier, not not than this, We
were happier.

Speaker 2 (04:24):
Well, I hated it.

Speaker 4 (04:28):
You just told me, Well, you were saying that yesterday.
What was it. We're talking about the pandemic, and you're like,
I did not like being stuck at home.

Speaker 5 (04:34):
It was fine for what it was, but then like
I'd get really itchy and then I want to go
and talk to people, like, you know, I need people.

Speaker 4 (04:50):
Someone says abusive relatives and toxic friends.

Speaker 1 (04:53):
Yeah, any want abuse?

Speaker 4 (04:56):
Someone says wine coffee. Let's go around the room. What
do you what do you guys get ever give anything
up that made you feel better? Uh?

Speaker 2 (05:02):
Soda.

Speaker 4 (05:04):
I've got back on the soda recently, Marison. I'll tell
you I'm not feeling so great.

Speaker 1 (05:08):
Got back on the soda.

Speaker 5 (05:12):
When I have like that natural craving for sugar, it's like, oh,
I know I'm in a bad spot. Yeah, once I
get out of it, then I'm like in a real
like but fruits like good sugar though.

Speaker 3 (05:22):
Yeah, but it'll satisfy that craving. Sometimes not in the
same way.

Speaker 4 (05:26):
How's that satisfy the craving when it's going bad in
my fridge?

Speaker 1 (05:30):
Check me?

Speaker 3 (05:34):
I gave up my inhibitions, your inhibitions. What do I
mean the things that would inhibit me?

Speaker 4 (05:40):
Oh so you're LETTI.

Speaker 3 (05:44):
Let my free flag fly and don't care about anything. No,
but truly giving up uh any giving up my need
to have a good reputation if I'm gonna be honest,
which I still I would argue I.

Speaker 1 (05:56):
Still have one.

Speaker 3 (05:57):
But like it was to the point where you know,
when you try to post on social media, whether it's
your job or not, there's a version of like, oh
I hope it. I'm coming across in a very specific
way that I want to come across where people like
me and I'm representing myself. Well, then you do that
so many times eventually you don't really have a choice
as to how you're coming across. But I still had
to post on social media. It's my job every single day,

(06:19):
so I had to not care a.

Speaker 4 (06:20):
Little bit of self reflection when you do that. But
I think you're right. You just kind of go for it. Yeah,
put stuff out. You'll find out real quick if people like.

Speaker 2 (06:28):
It or not.

Speaker 3 (06:29):
And also like you'll find out whether or not that matters,
because the people that know me know who I am,
and I've surrounded myself with people that I want to
be around, and so like, I just don't really care
if people take me wrong. So yes, I've given up
the need to be taken correctly.

Speaker 2 (06:44):
I like that.

Speaker 4 (06:46):
Michael mine most porn, oddly, I'm serious. I used to
watch me a lot of porn, and then I got
a long term relationship and I was like, man, I
really want this to go well wrong.

Speaker 1 (06:58):
I'm going to say, was it worth it?

Speaker 4 (07:00):
You're talking about that altered? I'm going through it a
little bit right now. I know, but I decided, like,
if I'm going to focus on this person, I probably
shouldn't be like spreading my my month. I didn't mean that,
but really go on my attention to other things, because
then listen, if you're sitting there like looking at hot
chicks all the time, your wife looks less hot by
default because you're sort of flooding the zone so to speak.

(07:24):
It wasn't going to be like that.

Speaker 1 (07:27):
Seems like you don't want to like, uh, you know.

Speaker 4 (07:30):
Oversaturate yourself, so to speak.

Speaker 1 (07:39):
I gotta take us out of this.

Speaker 4 (07:40):
Someone says gambling too.

Speaker 1 (07:42):
I'm sorry for saying holes after smoking gambling.

Speaker 4 (07:46):
Social media is another one on the less.

Speaker 1 (07:48):
You know, back to people, give up People.

Speaker 5 (07:53):
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Speaker 2 (08:01):
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Speaker 4 (08:03):
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Speaker 1 (08:07):
I don't like that at all.

Speaker 3 (08:09):
Technology really advancing at a rapid rate and becoming so
ubiquitous and widespread that it leads us to what we
see as an inevitable human verse has a robots wall.

Speaker 6 (08:22):
News from the front tell the inevitable human robot.

Speaker 1 (08:25):
War and this is bad.

Speaker 3 (08:26):
On Saturday, Beijing hosted the first ever half marathon race
between humanoid robots and human runners.

Speaker 4 (08:35):
Oh I can't wait for this.

Speaker 1 (08:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (08:38):
The thirteen point one mile foot race featured twenty one
robotic competitors that had to follow two basic rules. They
had to resemble a human ish and they have to
have the ability to walk or run. For the robots,
the top finishing time was two hours and forty minutes.
To be fair, that was destroyed by the top human
finishing time of one hour and two minutes.

Speaker 2 (08:58):
Never right now.

Speaker 1 (08:59):
Despite the laws, robotic scientists.

Speaker 3 (09:01):
Were thrilled that the advancements that have been made in
the field and improvements are without a doubt coming.

Speaker 4 (09:07):
So awesome.

Speaker 1 (09:08):
I'm glad thrilled.

Speaker 5 (09:10):
Yeah, I was gonna say, we're teaching robots to run now. Yeah,
I don't like that. Yeah, because they're gonna get better.
Think about it this way. The Bulls are playing and
each NBA team gets two robots. No, come on, no,
this would be crazy. Okay, So you want to take
a foul from a robot in a basketball game, my
arm's gonna break.

Speaker 4 (09:30):
Would know not to break you, right, I mean that's
the thing. It would be able to well, or it
wouldn't even foul, it would just be able to.

Speaker 2 (09:37):
I just think you have an emotionless teammate.

Speaker 4 (09:39):
Now, if it's football and you're getting tackled by a robot,
it just gets you at thirty five miles?

Speaker 2 (09:44):
Now, are you.

Speaker 4 (09:47):
Just it would be I don't know. I mean I
think it's I think it's interesting. Or maybe there's some
sort of rule where like if something goes into overtime,
you can bring.

Speaker 1 (09:56):
Out the robots. Yes, yes, about robot hitters.

Speaker 5 (10:03):
I was on board with ESPN Deocho the robot race
where they're just running and we're betting on robots running.
That's fun too, but this is against humans too, Like
that's what makes it fun.

Speaker 1 (10:13):
Wow, So you're gonna usher in the robot apocalypse.

Speaker 4 (10:16):
We already bringing He is already talking to that.

Speaker 1 (10:21):
Michael's like, I'm going to figure out how to populate
this robot e.

Speaker 4 (10:24):
It's going to carry me into the sunset. It's just
a sunsetting and a robot walking holding me like a
baby's talking and towards There was.

Speaker 1 (10:34):
Only one set of footprints the robot car.

Speaker 2 (10:38):
For Michael's birthday.

Speaker 5 (10:40):
Can we get too robots to carry him around like
he wants to be amazing?

Speaker 4 (10:44):
There's got to be a robotics something here in Chicago.
You think, like Michael swept his feet would not be amazing.
Instead of driving to work, it just carries me over.
Oh my, or you know what I mean?

Speaker 3 (10:56):
Okay, Well, I was gonna saying that's how they get you,
but yours is very are you unique?

Speaker 1 (11:00):
I was going to say.

Speaker 3 (11:02):
They teach the robots how to run faster by doing
these races until they start winning. But clearly no, the
robots convince people like Michael to have an emotional attachment
to them. Hop on, buddy, and then they're always being
vouched for next thing. You know, robots get rights and
then they win the inevitable human versus robot war.

Speaker 4 (11:19):
This's news from the front of the inevitable human robot war.
When Machine had tickets today by just simply texting us
to text us through the whole show, and at the
end of the show in the nine o'clock hour, when
we do text time, we're going to pick a random
person to win. Machine had tickets eight four four ninety

(11:39):
five fifty right air I'm rock ninety five five.

Speaker 5 (11:41):
It's almost time for everybody to be upset for absolutely
no reason, as the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame
inductees will be announced on Sunday on American Idol.

Speaker 4 (11:50):
But before we get there, we have results from the
fan vote.

Speaker 1 (11:54):
All right, the only important one. Let's see, I'm real.

Speaker 4 (11:57):
As always be mad about this somehow.

Speaker 3 (12:00):
Well, you're not a real rock stack inducted into the
Rock and Roll Hall of Fame?

Speaker 4 (12:04):
Are you're gonna tell me like Share is on there
or something?

Speaker 5 (12:07):
That time that it was parton Fish came in as
the number one for the fan vote. No, that's great, yeah, yes,
and as followed by Bad Company, then Billy Idol, then
Cindy Lapper, Joe Cocker, Sound Garden, Chubby Checker, Black Crows,
Mariah Carey.

Speaker 4 (12:24):
Is the best name. Yes, I got to look it up.
I don't know. Check my daughter.

Speaker 2 (12:29):
Oh gosh, what is the song?

Speaker 1 (12:31):
Okay, so you don't even know? So I'm not being dumb.

Speaker 5 (12:33):
It's I can't think of the song, but it's very We're.

Speaker 1 (12:38):
All googling a Chevy Checker.

Speaker 4 (12:40):
The twist. There you go, oh the Twitter. Okay, let's
do the twist.

Speaker 3 (12:51):
In a studio surrounded by some of the highest quality recording.

Speaker 1 (12:55):
Gear of all time.

Speaker 3 (12:57):
Will never stop Michael from holding up his laptop to
the goddamn microphone.

Speaker 5 (13:02):
My favorite part about this is that you thought nobody
knew the twist.

Speaker 4 (13:07):
Well, no, I know the song. Actually, I even know
that song. I just was put was putting on what
Chubby Checker? Yeah, yeah, sound Garden on the list too.

Speaker 5 (13:14):
I knew it was an older song. I just couldn't
remember which Soundgarden.

Speaker 1 (13:17):
Did we say sound Garden?

Speaker 2 (13:18):
H he did?

Speaker 4 (13:19):
Yes, that's exciting. Yeah, they were on a touch ten
for actually a pretty good rock list. Well, but this
is the fan vote, Oh the smart people. Yes, let's
hear what the stupid critics.

Speaker 5 (13:30):
Wet's see who actually gets inducted. And it's going to
be what it is. It's going to be a mix
of rockers who actually play rock music and then a
mix of other great musicians worthy of the rock nod
for the Rock.

Speaker 3 (13:41):
And Roll Hall of Fame so that we all tweet
our rage about it, and then that puts the Rock
and Roll Hall of Fame into relevancy and hash eggs
and all that fun stuff.

Speaker 1 (13:47):
That's great.

Speaker 5 (13:48):
Yes, it's like Christmas once a year we talk about
the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.

Speaker 1 (13:52):
He's a industry unrock nined five.

Speaker 3 (13:56):
Spoonman there, knife woman here, non binary, spark human, sport
human somewhere. It's Morty Sparkman. It's Marty mashpinal Rock ninety
five to five. Mike, you tell us about the protein hacks.

Speaker 4 (14:10):
People on social media are crazy about protein, so crazy
in fact, that they're snacking on wedges of parmesan cheese.

Speaker 2 (14:17):
Now, God, that sounds good.

Speaker 1 (14:18):
I feel like that's not a protein thing. Parmesan's delicious.

Speaker 4 (14:21):
The belief and its benefits of the benefits of protein,
muscle growth, weight loss, overall health really good for you.
And people are going crazy. One person says they're giving
up granola bars now they just take a little brick
of parmesan cheese in their pocket each day.

Speaker 3 (14:37):
Yeah, because because when you bite into parmesan cheese, you
don't lose all of it to your lap.

Speaker 4 (14:42):
That's true. Also, those things are packed with sugar, the
little gran like this is a healthy grano. Eat some
granola forty of sugar.

Speaker 2 (14:50):
You get to do the right granola.

Speaker 5 (14:51):
I really it took me a long time realized I
was messing myself. You're just eating sugar, just over fibering too,
and it's just like this is under comfortable.

Speaker 4 (15:01):
This is supposed to run out.

Speaker 3 (15:03):
I love the US diet culture in that it's just
bizarre rules that don't actually make sense because no one
really dives that much into the science.

Speaker 4 (15:09):
There's just like gluten bad, rotein good you could just
count on or what I do. Anyway, again, I'm exactly
like that. I don't get that deep into it. But
sugar's just pretty bad for us, right, yes, it cancer
like feeds on this crap sugar that is in everything.

Speaker 1 (15:26):
This specifically crap sugar.

Speaker 3 (15:28):
Yeah, like added sugars and things like that, but also
like yoursells need sugar too.

Speaker 4 (15:31):
But function also thinking about my parmesan mommy, excuse wait,
is that like a girlfriend or is that your mother?

Speaker 7 (15:39):
No?

Speaker 4 (15:40):
No, no, the lady who's just eating parmesan. This is
a life goal parmeisan mommy.

Speaker 5 (15:45):
Amazing, Yeah, because you go to Olive garden and my
man comes.

Speaker 2 (15:49):
Out with the wheel.

Speaker 4 (15:50):
Yeah, and I don't think the arm strength is ever
up to tell me when to stop. She has given
us a hacky. Well, we just eat the parmesan and
be happy every day.

Speaker 1 (16:00):
Hey, that's also not a hack. You know you do that.

Speaker 4 (16:03):
He comes out to grind it, and you're like, just
give me the whole, Just give me the break.

Speaker 3 (16:06):
Leave the brick here, leave the brick sitting here, acting
like string cheese hasn't been a thing this entire time
is just coming from mozzarellas spot in my life.

Speaker 2 (16:16):
Cheese is just different.

Speaker 4 (16:17):
I feel like that's immature cheese. I feel like it's
soft cheese.

Speaker 1 (16:21):
It's hard, it's immature geese.

Speaker 2 (16:25):
It is cheese.

Speaker 5 (16:27):
I want to grind my parmesan so that it tastes better.

Speaker 1 (16:31):
You're going to grind it, yeah, with the wheel. Oh
so you're going to eat like, shred parmesan cheese.

Speaker 5 (16:38):
To my mouth like I've dreamed of every time I've
gone the granola crumb mess.

Speaker 3 (16:43):
Then you're just switching it out for parmesan crumb mess.

Speaker 2 (16:46):
It's worth it for the parmesan.

Speaker 1 (16:48):
Okay, just eat parmesan.

Speaker 4 (16:50):
Then what are you thinking? Fifty? What's you're like a
weird hack of something like? What do you do? How
do you keep yourself healthy? How are you getting protein?
What do you doing? X say? By the way, parmesan.
Solid source of protein, but it's not great for binge
snacking because it's has higher fat and high sodium levels.

Speaker 2 (17:07):
Sacrifices will be made.

Speaker 3 (17:09):
We're actually like protein shakes are any thing. But no, no, no,
just to eat the block of cheese, Give me.

Speaker 4 (17:14):
The brick of cheese.

Speaker 1 (17:16):
Come hery, god down mouse, have some protein.

Speaker 4 (17:18):
For a week.

Speaker 1 (17:25):
You deserve a holiday.

Speaker 2 (17:27):
We all do.

Speaker 3 (17:28):
And if your boss won't let you take one, quit
your job. And if you're too scared to quit your job,
I'll do it for you. Yeah, which is exactly what
I'm about to do, assuming that they pick up this time,
which is what went wrong last week.

Speaker 5 (17:40):
Yeah, we're helping Ricky out.

Speaker 1 (17:43):
Yeah, our boy Ricky called yesterday.

Speaker 4 (17:45):
He was going through it, got passed over for basically
a promotion that he had sort of been kind of
promised or told he might get. Yeah, they're dangling the carrot, Yeah,
busting his butt and didn't and then they.

Speaker 1 (17:57):
Just didn't give him the promotion.

Speaker 3 (17:58):
Not only did they not give him the promotion, from
Ricky's perspective, it sounds like he was never even put
in for it though. That's why he was doing all
that extra work and the boss just kind of gave
it to one of his friends, right, So not amazing,
But also.

Speaker 1 (18:11):
I think that I think all of us have probably
experienced all.

Speaker 3 (18:16):
This is some typical corporate chill BS. So we're gonna
take it on head on. Coming up on Rock ninety
five times.

Speaker 4 (18:23):
Good morning. Are we speaking with Greg?

Speaker 8 (18:25):
Greg?

Speaker 4 (18:26):
Hey?

Speaker 2 (18:26):
Greg? How you doing?

Speaker 8 (18:27):
This?

Speaker 5 (18:27):
Is Maris with the Morning machh Pit on Rock ninety
five to five. I've got Maria and Michael on the line.
Hey Greg, Hello, Yeah, natural confusion. Yeah, we're calling on
behalf of our good friend Ricky.

Speaker 4 (18:43):
Do you know Ricky very well?

Speaker 8 (18:46):
Ricky he works for me?

Speaker 2 (18:48):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (18:49):
Okay, I would absolutely hope that you knew who Ricky was.
Ricky's a little upset with you right now. Do you
have any idea why he might be upset with you?

Speaker 8 (19:01):
I have no idea.

Speaker 4 (19:03):
Okay, Okay, So you didn't string Ricky along for a
promotion that you ended up giving to one of your friends.

Speaker 7 (19:11):
Wow, No, I was not aware that I was stringing
Ricky along. I was unaware that I was unaware that he,
you know, was interested.

Speaker 3 (19:29):
So Ricky didn't like come to you and tell you
that he wanted this position. He didn't give you any
examples of ways that he was going.

Speaker 1 (19:36):
Above and beyond.

Speaker 3 (19:37):
You had no clue that this employee wanted this promotion.

Speaker 7 (19:41):
I mean, I was pleased with his performance, and I
certainly would have kept him in mind for any promotions.

Speaker 8 (19:50):
But I was a little.

Speaker 7 (19:55):
A little perturbed by the fact that, you know, he
kind of went over my head and he spoke to
my boss Kristen.

Speaker 3 (20:05):
Mm hmmm.

Speaker 2 (20:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (20:06):
Well, when you string somebody long long.

Speaker 3 (20:09):
Enough, when he thinks that he's going to be put
up for this promotion that he's doing all this extra
work for and then nothing's happening, doesn't it make sense
that he would go to the next level above if
he wasn't getting anywhere with you.

Speaker 8 (20:21):
Well, I don't know if I would say he wasn't
getting anywhere with me. You know, I was really unaware
that he was that interested in he.

Speaker 1 (20:30):
Was just doing all that extra work for fun?

Speaker 8 (20:31):
Then, no, I mean people are supposed to do their jobs,
you know, okay.

Speaker 1 (20:38):
And he was doing things outside of his job description there.

Speaker 7 (20:41):
Right, Well, sir, I wouldn't say that, but certainly, if
you were interested in promotion, you would go to your
immediate boss and first let him know, Hey, you know,
I'm interested in this promotion, being considered for this promotion, Okay.

Speaker 3 (20:58):
I would also argue it's a manager job to keep
an eye on their workforce and put forward the employees
that are going to be most qualified for the job.

Speaker 1 (21:05):
But it doesn't.

Speaker 4 (21:06):
Yeah, that's just basic management.

Speaker 5 (21:09):
We have a message from Ricky from us and Maria.

Speaker 3 (21:15):
Uh, Ricky would like you to know that he can't
do this anymore. He's not going to keep working his
butt off to not even be submitted for promotions and
then to just kind of have you get stuck on
going over his head, which, by the way, he didn't do.

Speaker 1 (21:26):
It's not like he went and like emailed your boss.

Speaker 3 (21:29):
It was a chance conversation where he found out, Oh,
he was doing all that work for nothing, So he's
not doing that anymore. He's not doing work for nothing anymore.
In fact, j he's not doing any work at all.
This is Ricky's two weeks. Notice, Greg, do you have
anything that you would like for us to say back
to Ricky.

Speaker 7 (21:46):
Well, going to a radio station to quit his job
is kind of case in point.

Speaker 4 (21:53):
That's awesome.

Speaker 3 (21:55):
Oh god, he runs through a radio station.

Speaker 1 (22:02):
Maybe maybe make yourself easier to communicate with him.

Speaker 4 (22:04):
Maybe you should have screwed him over. How about that,
Maybe you should do your job and not have an
ego and get upset with him because he wouldn't talk
to your boss because you're screwing him over. He wouldn't
have to go talk to your boss if you weren't
screwing him over. O God, good lord, all right, we
lost Greg? Greg? All right, fine out, Greg.

Speaker 6 (22:32):
Five ish things you almost certainly need to know.

Speaker 4 (22:36):
It's a hell of a community service. I'll tell you
that much.

Speaker 1 (22:42):
I should put your microphone in the right spot.

Speaker 4 (22:44):
Yeah, all right, let's get it with five things.

Speaker 5 (22:48):
A previously extinct bird species has been revived in Hawaii
and now has laid eggs.

Speaker 4 (22:54):
This sea heck it's a sea heck heck. Yes, it's
a great.

Speaker 5 (22:59):
Name has been released and they now have eight eggs
in the wild that the birds are taken care of.
Was declared extinct from the native islands of Guam in
the nineteen eighties. I'm not quite I think they had
a few in captivity, but now they're out in the
wild laying eggs.

Speaker 4 (23:19):
Yes, well, it's a fantastic h S. I H. E.

Speaker 1 (23:25):
K ok okay, okay, okay, okay, yeah, okay, are you
confident on that pronunciation? Okay? Very good.

Speaker 4 (23:33):
Gwam Kingfisher is another way to look at It's a
little orange bird. Oh kind of cool. I like orange.

Speaker 5 (23:40):
There was a very special delivery at a Texas beach
on Easter as multiple packages of cocaine washed ashore.

Speaker 2 (23:52):
They believe the ship.

Speaker 5 (23:54):
Was dumping cocaine into the ocean after getting caught out
at sea, and authorities are warning people to let them
know any more packages of cocaine wash ashore.

Speaker 3 (24:06):
That's also hilarious that the boat was like, oh, let's
just dump this cocaine so that way the cops don't
find out it's water. It's gonna sit there and float
right next to your boat. This is not some great mystery.

Speaker 5 (24:17):
Yeah it wasn't. It wasn't smart now though.

Speaker 4 (24:21):
Yes, hey honey, I'm gonna go hang out of the
beach today.

Speaker 1 (24:25):
They're all doing a lot of running.

Speaker 4 (24:28):
Not eating.

Speaker 5 (24:29):
Chimpanzees are more like us than we think. If chimpanzees
have been spotted in West Africa sharing a boozy fermented fruit,
let's go. This is a notable trait because Chimpanzees are
not known for sharing food, but when it came to
the fermented goodies, they were seen sharing the fruit fruit
and having a good time.

Speaker 1 (24:48):
Yeah, no one wants to be drunk by themselves.

Speaker 4 (24:50):
Chimp party, Jim party, let's go. Everyone's got up in
That sounds like a bad side of the internet. If
you wake up like us, you could see a smiley
face in the sky. This naturally, This will be a
naturally appearing source, as we will have a crescent moon
and Saturn and Venus will be perfectly perfectly in place

(25:14):
for us to see a smiley face in the sky. Oh,
how do we do that one? It's foggy and cloudy
and that's the other part.

Speaker 1 (25:20):
All.

Speaker 2 (25:21):
We may miss this one based on conditions.

Speaker 5 (25:24):
But if you have clear conditions, around four point thirty am,
look to the eastern sky and you should be able
to see this face. And a woman speaks out after
a raccoon bit her and died.

Speaker 3 (25:37):
Oh, the raccoon bit her and then the raccoon died.
I assume the woman wasn't speaking out post mortem.

Speaker 4 (25:42):
We're doing around the raccoon community right now, like Stey
away from Sara, Poisonous humans her name was Gaale, and
while she was on her way to her backyard, raccoon
surprised her and bit her, then ran away to the
corner and very quickly died.

Speaker 6 (26:00):
Uh.

Speaker 5 (26:01):
The animal control unit in town believes that the animal
got access to some rat poison, which is why they
died so quickly. But all of her friends are saying
that she's just filled with evil or fentanyl.

Speaker 4 (26:16):
Right, yes, that is five things.

Speaker 3 (26:20):
And speaking of people who give otherwise wonderful things bad names, Mikey,
take it away five. I was taking bullets over here
and take them so well. We all love the show
inside the NBA, all of us do. Shaq, Ernie, Charles,
our friends, the other white guy, the other No? Oh oh,

(26:41):
did I get Ernie backwards? No, Ernie's the hose right,
who's the other white guy?

Speaker 4 (26:45):
We all love this show, is the point. It's a
very funny show too, legends in their own right there.
And there was an incredible moment the other day as
Shaq had to literally run off as they were live
on TV because and he hasn't confirmed this yet, but
they think he was about to crap. Smith is the
other guy Smith, That's what he's about to crap his pants.

Speaker 1 (27:06):
We got audio.

Speaker 4 (27:07):
The other thing about Kawhi is you know what getting on?

Speaker 2 (27:11):
Catch it the crap TV. That's you've been drinking.

Speaker 4 (27:20):
Take some matches with you, Hey, listen, he could hold it,
hold it?

Speaker 2 (27:29):
What's it?

Speaker 4 (27:29):
First?

Speaker 2 (27:30):
She killed.

Speaker 4 (27:33):
Something that wasn't something planned? Was it?

Speaker 2 (27:35):
No?

Speaker 3 (27:38):
They're just sitting there with their arms out like what
We're in the middle of this segment. You can't just
run off and he's shock. You can do what he wants,
especially when nature calls.

Speaker 5 (27:45):
Yeah, it hits you always at the worst time, and
it's those danger situations.

Speaker 2 (27:50):
It's not like, oh, I can.

Speaker 5 (27:51):
Wait till the commercial break and they're missing and it's
all so dangerous.

Speaker 3 (27:55):
I've never been scared of crapping my pants before I
turned I went into my thirties, but now it's like
a very real danger. There have been times where I've
been like, oh, I'm not getting a choice.

Speaker 1 (28:08):
I had a little more of a delay button in
my back pocket, but clearly.

Speaker 2 (28:12):
Not by the way.

Speaker 4 (28:13):
A reminder today that you can win machine heead tickets
just by texting in. We want to know, because everybody's
got a good I had to run for it. Maybe
it didn't make it story four four fifty one. I
got oh, it's a killer one first, Yeah, I'll make
it quick. I was really sick at home, and even

(28:34):
my girlfriend at the time was like, you don't look okay.
It was like, all right, we I'm gonna take myself
to the hospital. It was like that, like food poisoning,
kneel bad. Yeah. As I'm getting out of my car,
parked my car, I shouldn't even driven the hospital. I'm
running in, like walking as fast as I can into
the hospital and everything just comes out. Everything. So now
I'm away from home, I'm sick as a dog. I'm
literally standing outside the hospital in downtown Seattle with crap

(28:56):
running down my legs.

Speaker 1 (28:56):
Oh, Mike, what did you do? Afterwards?

Speaker 4 (28:58):
I went back to my car, which is a parking ground.
I took off the boxers. I wiped myself down as
best I could. I put the pants back on the boxers,
and then I went threw them away in a dumpster.
I went in because I was so sick, dude, I
thought I was dying. And they looked at me an
emergency room and they were like, yeah, you don't need

(29:19):
to wait out here, We're gonna get you right back.
I bet not.

Speaker 5 (29:23):
So one day after work, I was like, all right,
I got to eat before I go. It was a
bad decision to eat before I went. So I get
into my car and my stomach just goes and I'm like,
I can make it home.

Speaker 4 (29:37):
Ended up in traffic, in traffic, sitting there in the
most excruciating pain possible, and I'm just like, don't even
try to sneak a fart out because you don't know
what's about.

Speaker 2 (29:48):
To happen right now.

Speaker 5 (29:49):
And I'm driving past Exit's like, is there a gas station?

Speaker 4 (29:53):
No?

Speaker 5 (29:55):
No, And then I was in the part or part
of the city where I knew the gas station would
have keys.

Speaker 4 (30:01):
And this is a pivotal moment where I don't need
to be like where's the key, where's the key?

Speaker 2 (30:05):
I need a key. He's like, well, you got to
buy something. I'm like, I will buy something.

Speaker 5 (30:10):
So I got out. There was a Panda Express and
I just ran in.

Speaker 4 (30:15):
Just you just pushing kids out of the way.

Speaker 2 (30:19):
You know, you're kind of doing an awkward walk.

Speaker 4 (30:21):
And I got get to the bathroom and I'm like, oh,
you need a code, and I just kind of like
very slowly walked to the cashire.

Speaker 1 (30:28):
I was like, what is intentional steps? Not too many vibrations?

Speaker 4 (30:35):
Hello voice, he perfect.

Speaker 1 (30:39):
Characists to be thrilled.

Speaker 5 (30:41):
We are not disrupting anything. And she's just like, oh yeah.
And I got out and I was like, should I
buy something?

Speaker 4 (30:46):
And I was like, should I go home and make
sure you're okay?

Speaker 1 (30:50):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (30:52):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (30:53):
I trusted art. It said the whole world. I was
in an hell.

Speaker 3 (31:00):
Oh, having a conversation with another person, not thinking too
much of it. Really, My focus was on, let's make
sure this fart doesn't make a sound so I can
carry on the conversation. And not great news. It didn't
make a sound. Worst news, it was not a farting.

Speaker 4 (31:17):
Ah.

Speaker 1 (31:19):
So I just fully blow.

Speaker 3 (31:21):
My pants out while continuing this conversation with the part
in the elevator. To this point has no idea what's
just happened. I have to poker face the entire time.

Speaker 1 (31:35):
I go ahead and let them get off the elevator. First,
I'm like, oh, I gotta go to the bathroom. Get
to the bathroom.

Speaker 3 (31:41):
We know you see the damage and it is damage
to be out of repair. Had to flush underwear down
the toilet, carry on with my day.

Speaker 4 (31:51):
It's always like, what do you do with the underwear?

Speaker 2 (31:53):
Right?

Speaker 4 (31:54):
You flush them?

Speaker 1 (31:54):
You flush them down the toilet.

Speaker 4 (31:55):
At that point, did I hear the audio one more time?
Just to shad off?

Speaker 5 (31:59):
You sure absolutely think about kawhi is you know what?

Speaker 4 (32:03):
Alright, big fellows, the crap you've been drinking, take the
matches with you.

Speaker 1 (32:17):
That man is jostling far too much. He's gonna shake this.

Speaker 2 (32:22):
Oh my god, eight fifty.

Speaker 4 (32:25):
We want your disgusting stories. We'll read them. Yeah, and
if we read them on the air, we're gonna pick
one of them. Somebody's gonna win. Ma, she gotta tickets
place separated.

Speaker 1 (32:37):
That's it's not teen spirit. I hate it's icy hot.

Speaker 3 (32:43):
Oh no, Does that mean it's time for it?

Speaker 5 (32:48):
Rub it on? Oh no, no, rub it in. I'll
just start with rub it off. Socks loss. The streak
is at two. That's two to four.

Speaker 1 (32:59):
I hate when I'm times just one.

Speaker 2 (33:02):
You're gonna lose a lot of socks this summer.

Speaker 4 (33:04):
They are back in action again tonight too.

Speaker 5 (33:08):
Yeah, decked out in Cubs.

Speaker 4 (33:11):
What happened last night? Let me tell you something. The
Cubs are quickly becoming the most fun sports franchise I've
ever watched Wow, last game, the Friday game. Yeah, the
two Grand slams to come back win, all that, the
records that were set. And then last night the Cubs
pulled off an eleven to ten extra innings victory over

(33:34):
the Dodgers. At can I tell you something? You may
have seen this video. Dodgers fans held a parade of
their fans through Wrigleyville to the stadium.

Speaker 2 (33:47):
I did see it.

Speaker 4 (33:50):
Yeah, that makes me feel so good.

Speaker 2 (33:52):
I'd like to take a moment to go back in
time when Michael.

Speaker 4 (33:55):
Was frantically worried about playing the Dodgers again and the
Cubs showed up, And now you feel amazing. What an
incredible team we have Ian m f half that's his
new middle name. With the hits that closed out the
wind for the Cubs. We're gonna do it again tonight,
Baby walk off, screw your show.

Speaker 1 (34:14):
Hey Tani, yep?

Speaker 4 (34:17):
Are you good? I'm so excited. It's so fun right now?

Speaker 2 (34:21):
What times the next Cup?

Speaker 4 (34:22):
White Sox fans come on over? Wow, how about you train?

Speaker 2 (34:26):
Just say just that that's you're convincing pitch.

Speaker 4 (34:29):
It's fun.

Speaker 1 (34:30):
Come have fun with us convincing pitch.

Speaker 5 (34:34):
We do also have updates on the Bears moving to
the suburbs. Arlington Heights has hired a consulting firm to
review the economic impact that would be the move of
the Bears too sat suburb now, thank you.

Speaker 3 (34:49):
Well, nice music change, Well done you I know sports
in Arlington Heights.

Speaker 5 (34:55):
If you need a true study, hire me. It's real simple.
Move Bears to Arlington Heights. Make money, that's all it is.
You gotta profit from this now.

Speaker 4 (35:06):
Then you're not on the water. You don't have the skyline.

Speaker 5 (35:08):
Yes, there's a lot of logistics that I don't like
about getting to Arlington Heights, but they can improve a
lot to make it a lot easier to get there.
I mean, we're still gonna have to take trains, planes,
and automobiles to get to the game. But at this
point I want a shovel in the ground with a
plan for a stadium that is going to happen somewhere.

Speaker 4 (35:31):
So I thought you were hiding the body to a
lot of consultants getting a lot of money. Yes, for
these back and forth, a lot of free money, a
lot of wasted time. By the way, if they win
Arlington Heights, could they make it more of a campus situation.

Speaker 5 (35:43):
Yeah, and that's that would be the idea that they'd
be able to build up bars like regular hotels and
the whole nine, so that you have all these tailgate
areas and everything else around just in the area.

Speaker 4 (35:55):
But again, Bears go to Arlington Heights.

Speaker 2 (35:58):
Arlington Heights makes money.

Speaker 5 (36:00):
Bear stay in Chicago on the lake Front, where we
love them.

Speaker 4 (36:03):
Chicago continues to make money.

Speaker 2 (36:05):
It's not that hard.

Speaker 1 (36:06):
Does Chicago make money? That's my question?

Speaker 5 (36:08):
Yeah, yeah, because you're you're looking at like the Ubers,
the cars ahead of times all it like it's it's
a whole economic impact and we really do look forward
to it. And I'm just going to wrap up sports
by saying the NFL made a terrible idea by having
to draft in Green Bay because there's nothing.

Speaker 2 (36:25):
At Great Bay.

Speaker 4 (36:26):
Yeah, yeah, I got I got one more thing. Actually, Oh,
go ahead, screw the Dodgers. Okay, I just want to
throw that in there. Okay, Okay, down with the Dodgers.

Speaker 2 (36:36):
We get it. Michael, all right, yes.

Speaker 4 (36:39):
I hardly know it's been a while. I like that.

Speaker 1 (36:41):
Give her a belt, a belt, absolutely, he said, to
give me the belt.

Speaker 4 (36:44):
I'd like the plug please, Okay, nol for you. Okay,
we did it, Yes, stop it, stop it. Yes, the Dodgers,

(37:06):
I'm sorry, Dodger Okay, too excited? All right, yes you
are plugging. It is time to get ready for Fun
to the Head, the trivia game where I answer questions
for you and get shot with the nerf guys.

Speaker 1 (37:19):
That really has good trend.

Speaker 3 (37:20):
People keep picking Maris to answer questions because he's a
smart boy, but you forget that the person answering is
also taking the shots. So while yes, Marius is a
good guy to have in your corner, you are torturing him.

Speaker 4 (37:31):
I am sacrificing a lot of my nipple for you.

Speaker 2 (37:34):
Guys.

Speaker 4 (37:35):
Both of them have targeted and trained on and it
is painful.

Speaker 3 (37:39):
I don't target it. Your nips are asking for it.
Look at how they're dressed.

Speaker 5 (37:43):
Wow, that's where we want to go with thee is okay,
fifty your chance to win pan Terra tickets with Fun
to the Head his next.

Speaker 6 (37:52):
Week and now Fun to the Head.

Speaker 4 (37:59):
Yeah, don't worry using nerve weapons.

Speaker 1 (38:01):
Rock ninety five to five is this dj.

Speaker 4 (38:06):
J.

Speaker 3 (38:07):
Welcome to Fun to the Head, the show where we
play for you, but you win the tickets.

Speaker 1 (38:13):
It's it's a nice win win scenario. There.

Speaker 3 (38:15):
The question we have to ask you is which of
us would you like to answer questions for you?

Speaker 8 (38:22):
We're going to give Marius a break today. Mike, whoa.

Speaker 1 (38:28):
Phenomenal DJ, you have no idea.

Speaker 3 (38:34):
A fan?

Speaker 4 (38:37):
Wow, it's getting.

Speaker 1 (38:40):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (38:41):
You do need a lift, So I'll try to help
me win.

Speaker 1 (38:44):
And you know what, Marris, I think that you should
ask the question today is a justice for Marris? Fun
to the head.

Speaker 2 (38:52):
Let's get it, let's do it right.

Speaker 1 (38:54):
Doesn't that just make you feel good?

Speaker 3 (38:56):
DJ?

Speaker 4 (38:57):
It does?

Speaker 2 (38:58):
I am ready?

Speaker 1 (38:58):
All right, let's go all right?

Speaker 4 (39:02):
Question one? What scientists came up with the theory of
gravity after allegedly being hit in the head with an apple?

Speaker 2 (39:12):
Oh? That's easy.

Speaker 4 (39:13):
Okay, that's like onelmost famous story.

Speaker 1 (39:15):
Okay, okay, d J, how are you feeling?

Speaker 4 (39:18):
Oh wait, he's a socks fan. Hold on, I got this.

Speaker 8 (39:21):
I'm feeling.

Speaker 1 (39:24):
He did get that one.

Speaker 3 (39:25):
That's like the good news is you're closer to your
tickets and bad news as Michael didn't get shot.

Speaker 1 (39:28):
But that's okay. We still have other questions.

Speaker 4 (39:30):
I'm taking this No, no, he's had enough losses. Ask
the next episode.

Speaker 5 (39:37):
Question two, what's the term for the humorous imitation, which
TikTok thrives on and Shakespeare would have probably nailed.

Speaker 2 (39:47):
Oh that's interesting.

Speaker 4 (39:49):
Are we talking like parody law? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (39:51):
Yeah, it's just okay, hold on, come on now, this
feels great.

Speaker 2 (39:57):
Actually, DJ got a strong pix of Da Michael.

Speaker 4 (40:00):
Last time I.

Speaker 8 (40:01):
Want something, I had to keep him going.

Speaker 1 (40:06):
You got to keep the Michael momentum. That's right, Yeah,
we know what it's like.

Speaker 4 (40:09):
All right.

Speaker 2 (40:10):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (40:13):
Question three?

Speaker 5 (40:14):
What's the formal term for fake science, often used to
sell miracle hair growth spray on Late night TV?

Speaker 4 (40:23):
Fake science?

Speaker 2 (40:23):
Fake science?

Speaker 1 (40:24):
A formal term for fake science. It's not quite science.

Speaker 4 (40:28):
It's ten science.

Speaker 2 (40:30):
That is.

Speaker 4 (40:31):
No. Oh no, look at me. Look at me, Michael,
look at me while I shoot. You open your eyes, Michael,
look at John May.

Speaker 1 (40:51):
Something for me.

Speaker 4 (40:52):
I felt like I was on a firing line.

Speaker 2 (40:54):
I like it at.

Speaker 1 (40:57):
Eye while I shoot. Incredible's the answer.

Speaker 4 (41:01):
That's stupid.

Speaker 2 (41:02):
I would have missed that too.

Speaker 1 (41:04):
Did you know about DJ?

Speaker 8 (41:06):
I was trying to think of something, but no, I
was not kidding that.

Speaker 4 (41:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (41:10):
I couldn't even make that one up.

Speaker 1 (41:12):
That's fair, all right?

Speaker 4 (41:13):
Question four? Which US Constitutional amendment ended prohibition basically legalizing
happy hour. Again, I know a lot of these, but
not that one. Uh fourteen? Oh, what is the fourteenth Amendment?

Speaker 1 (41:34):
Would you like to take a guest?

Speaker 4 (41:35):
DJ eighteen No, also got it?

Speaker 1 (41:39):
That is also wrong. You're getting a buzzer tip.

Speaker 4 (41:42):
That would be the twenty first Amendment. Yes, a fourteenth
Amendment addresses many aspects of citizenship and the rights of citizens. Okay, yeah,
I was off.

Speaker 3 (41:49):
All right, DJ, this is Michael's last chance to answer correctly.
Is that you win these Panthera tickets?

Speaker 1 (41:54):
How are you feeling?

Speaker 4 (41:56):
Oh?

Speaker 8 (41:57):
I never scared. I got faith in Mike.

Speaker 4 (41:59):
Okay, looked all right. I'm feeling a little better. Yeah,
all right. Final question, which American inventor wants electrocuted an
elephant to prove a point about electricity? Thomas freaking Edison.

Speaker 6 (42:18):
Let us.

Speaker 2 (42:22):
Michael. Oh yeah, it's time.

Speaker 4 (42:26):
Oh no, turn around, Michael, make eye contact with me again.
Turn around. I'm firing out.

Speaker 3 (42:31):
Hang on, okright, Yes, I really enjoyed tag teaming Michael
you today.

Speaker 2 (42:41):
It's been a pleasure. High five.

Speaker 4 (42:43):
Hi, I'm sure, but.

Speaker 1 (42:49):
Yes, and DJ, you make our tripod?

Speaker 4 (42:51):
Yes, but DJ, you know what this means. You are
going to see.

Speaker 2 (42:58):
Yeah, it's all happening.

Speaker 8 (43:01):
I appreciate you guys doing this.

Speaker 1 (43:03):
Oh you know what, DJ, thank you, We appreciate you.
It's so nice shooting Michael on your behalf.

Speaker 2 (43:07):
We love compliments so much.

Speaker 4 (43:09):
But yes, you will be in the building on Saturday,
July nineteenth at Credit Union one Amphitheater. And for everyone
else that wants to go, head on over to livenation
dot com.

Speaker 5 (43:21):
And don't forget that we have a keyword on the
way from our man Rocky the Roosters at Day.

Speaker 4 (43:29):
That's the way thousand dollars.

Speaker 2 (43:31):
That's on the way on Rock ninety five to five.

Speaker 1 (43:38):
It's time to dork out your doork's out, Michael.

Speaker 2 (43:42):
This is all for you.

Speaker 4 (43:43):
Really, what do we got? Binks is in the news,
the star of Star Wars, the star of Star Wars,
most important character in Star Wars history. Actually, yes, love
jar Jar, Binks say.

Speaker 5 (44:00):
This is going to be a part of the next
season in Fortnite, featuring a ton of Star Wars characters
and Darth jar Jar will be making his appearance now.
So the to put into contexts jar Jar has always
been seen as this clumsy aloof character out here for laughs,

(44:21):
and giggles. Damn, there's a fan theory come on that
says jar Jar Binks is a Sith lord.

Speaker 4 (44:33):
Actually led Anakin to the Dark Side Yo, leading us
to get Darth Vader. He says, doesn't suck so now
so much now.

Speaker 5 (44:45):
He was pulling the strings behind the situation to get
everything to happen, and everybody's just like, oh, jar Jar's
being clumsy. Oh, he's very lucky because in a lot
of those battles he would get out by the skin
of his teeth. But it was actually his Sith consciousness
that allowed him to be so great.

Speaker 1 (45:04):
I love the fifth consciousness. That's the dark side of
the Force.

Speaker 4 (45:08):
I just love being all about jar j R. Because
he was so bad. It's like the worst character that
I love so much. I was gonna say, what do
you mean my favorite? I thought he's great, But yes,
what Maria.

Speaker 1 (45:19):
Said, the dark side of the forest, you have the
whole pot of Star Wars.

Speaker 2 (45:22):
Yeah, that's it.

Speaker 5 (45:23):
That's kind of fun. But then that also opens up
another paradox. Just because there's only supposed to be too
Sith at a time, Oh jar Jar is actively acting
like this to control the situation. As the lead sith.
Then somebody was in the wrong.

Speaker 3 (45:40):
Who's to say you had to be a sith. He
could just be on the dark side. That's not all sith.
It's not just sith.

Speaker 4 (45:46):
I'm just going by the fan rumors.

Speaker 1 (45:49):
I gotta I gotta argue with someone who's nerdier.

Speaker 4 (45:51):
I love Oh are you caught up on Star Wars? No?

Speaker 2 (45:57):
All right, but we'll get caught up.

Speaker 1 (45:59):
Is the lure in the cannon? And I would argue
I might know more.

Speaker 4 (46:01):
Oh it might. Okay, we're going to have a Star
Wars off.

Speaker 1 (46:05):
Oh I would love that.

Speaker 4 (46:07):
Yes, but Michael, your boy, I was going to be
on Fortnite.

Speaker 2 (46:11):
Get excited.

Speaker 4 (46:15):
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Speaker 2 (46:27):
We don't have the meats.

Speaker 5 (46:30):
What Yes, Walmart has started locking up their meat. This
is crazy, yeah, and we all we have all experienced this.
You go into CVS, you want to get to yodorant
or some medicine.

Speaker 2 (46:41):
It is locked up and you got.

Speaker 5 (46:43):
To hit the little bell and be like, can I
get the anahistamine and whatever it is at that time.

Speaker 1 (46:48):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, Now I get some scissor.

Speaker 4 (46:51):
Walmart is locking up their steaks in what I would
call a video game cartridge.

Speaker 2 (46:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (46:58):
So you know, like you go to a store, you
buy a video game, it's locked up in the little case, like.

Speaker 4 (47:03):
The little plastic piece on the top.

Speaker 5 (47:04):
Correct, except they have modified said case to be basically
a little metal fence that goes around your meat, and
it's locked up so you cannot get it. I mean,
you could get the.

Speaker 1 (47:13):
Will of the pasture even in death there just locked up.

Speaker 5 (47:18):
My biggest issue with this is the meat packaging is
very thin, very delicate.

Speaker 1 (47:25):
It did look like you just cut. You want to
be able to feel stuff, so.

Speaker 5 (47:29):
Yes, you do want to be able to touch the
meat to make sure it's tender enough for what you're
looking for. But since it is like the little metal
fence stuff that's over it, I see it ripping.

Speaker 2 (47:39):
And then you got bad meat at Walmart.

Speaker 1 (47:42):
And he's saying metal fence stuff and I'm not getting
the pictures.

Speaker 4 (47:45):
Like okay, so it's a mess mesh cage so that
you can see the meat, you can touch the meat,
but you can't you have to go to the counter
to get the mess to own, like a little grocery
store in a mountaintown. And one of the things, especially
in the summer, that they dealt with all the time
was people stealing steaks because they go in, you know,

(48:07):
two guys go in, One grabs the beer, one shoves
a bunch of stakes down his pants, and then they
run out and they go have a barbecue.

Speaker 1 (48:13):
That's a little redundant meat in your pants.

Speaker 4 (48:15):
You know what, Sorry, not going to eat at other
people's houses, Like, hey, marries, you want to come over
for a barty? These This isn't butt meat, is it?

Speaker 1 (48:23):
What a sad data of.

Speaker 4 (48:27):
From under meat? Oh god, undercarriage meat.

Speaker 3 (48:30):
I just want a sad state of affairs. The things
that stores are putting security things on. Like first it
was you know, you just come into the store and
you have maybe the security things at the door, and
then it was they barricaded the deodorant, and now they're
locking up the meat, like god, we can't afford anything.

Speaker 5 (48:46):
And it is one of those things because like when
I first read it, I was thinking, like, Okay, somebody's
actively just standing in the deli meat section and.

Speaker 4 (48:54):
It's like the gun.

Speaker 2 (48:55):
Hey, can I get some ballogny please?

Speaker 4 (48:58):
EXA, what's a password?

Speaker 2 (49:01):
Can I get the hot dogs that are right there? Please?

Speaker 8 (49:03):
Can?

Speaker 3 (49:04):
Yeah? They start with steaks next ting you know your
chicken wings are behind bars?

Speaker 5 (49:17):
The od on Rock ninety five five As we Are
ninety five minutes commercial free. The little known fact Katie
Perry was a background singer for Pod back in the day.

Speaker 4 (49:26):
That's crazy, that's bizarre.

Speaker 3 (49:28):
Yeah, we can't escape her now she's an astronaut.

Speaker 1 (49:35):
Astronaut.

Speaker 4 (49:36):
Yes, is it time, Michael, It's time for a rock
report time, let's get into it more. Coming out from
Mark Hoppus's book Fahrenheit one eighty two. Boy, the stories
he told really got him a lot of press for
this book and smart. They fired their original drummer before
Travis Parker, and he was saying, basically, Scott was regularly
staying out late at bars instead of leaving with Mark

(49:57):
and Tom. So they go out and have a few drinks,
Mark and Tom will go home and he would just yeah, wasted.
He's also started to hate the stage banter during shows
and lost his temper after one gig, saying they were
immature on stage. Yeah, that's the thing.

Speaker 1 (50:11):
Did you hear the music? He was playing off stage
of them too bye?

Speaker 4 (50:15):
So that's kind of interesting. And then they found mister
Travis Barker, and.

Speaker 3 (50:18):
Thank god, because is there a drummer that you can
think of right now on the planet that's on the
same level.

Speaker 4 (50:25):
Blank on eighty two wouldn't be blank one eighty two
without Travis Barker's drumming.

Speaker 3 (50:28):
I was thinking, I got nobody, yeah right eight four
four fifty if you can think of a drummer right
now better than Travis Barker.

Speaker 4 (50:37):
William Deval says Alison Chain's bandmates were grateful he didn't
try to sound like Lake frontman Lane Staley. While speaking
to Chaz and AJ in the morning, it's Chazz and
it's in the morning.

Speaker 1 (50:50):
Everybody, not everyone can be the mouse pull.

Speaker 4 (50:52):
Welcome up. It's Taz and AJ on the phone.

Speaker 1 (50:55):
They're probably lovely humans.

Speaker 4 (50:57):
In a recent interview on radio station nine nine one,
Alison Chains a vocalist, William Deval was asked how he
came to join the band, and he says, I wasn't
exactly like a formal boardroom proposal. It was more like
I came in. I did a rehearsal, they looked at
me and went, so we got these shows, you want
to go with us?

Speaker 2 (51:13):
And that was well.

Speaker 4 (51:15):
And twenty years ago that happened, which is crazy. That
is insane because I only think of Alice in Chains
as Lane Staley.

Speaker 2 (51:21):
Yeah wow, that much time.

Speaker 4 (51:24):
Wow, because he died a couple of years after Kirk Obangden.

Speaker 3 (51:27):
Actually, the band probably has exists existed with Lane in
it for less time than it's existed with him out
without him.

Speaker 2 (51:34):
That just happened there. Yes, like to that. I like
that they went that.

Speaker 5 (51:41):
Direction because just like with Emily Armstrong and Lincoln Park,
it was like, hey, we're probably picking you because you've.

Speaker 4 (51:47):
Found nothing like Chestering. You have your own vibe, right,
and that's what we need.

Speaker 3 (51:51):
But you're getting the point of the songs across simultaneously.

Speaker 4 (51:54):
Nobody likes a copycat.

Speaker 3 (51:55):
Yeah, you don't want a copycat, but you want to
keep the spirit of the songs, and if you can
figure that out with a different vocalist, you're golden.

Speaker 4 (52:02):
Speaking of original Ozzy, big final show coming up, we've
been talking about it, the big Black Sabbath show where
originally he was gonna perform and then he's now only
gonna perform one song, but he's gonna sit down while
he does it. Ozzie's health is hurting him somewhere. Yeah,
it's not it's not here.

Speaker 1 (52:19):
But he's never been healthy to be fit.

Speaker 4 (52:21):
It's true. The Prince of Darkness has come out and
said how he is training for his show. This is
what he says.

Speaker 2 (52:29):
Is he just sitting up in a chair.

Speaker 4 (52:30):
It's endurance training, he says. Quote the first thing I
do is three sets, sorry, two sets of three minute
walks per day. I gotta get going. Okay, that's it.
Hearing that. Just let him sit, don't ask him to
do anything. Give him a throne, like you've got to
get minute walking. That's pretty good Darkness. Yeah, why can't

(52:56):
he just have a throne of sorts, like he's the
Prince of Darkness. Just give him a really cool big throne.
Bring out to Dave grollthron with the guitars and like, honestly,
if you wheel him out in a wheelchair to get
him too, said Throwne. I'm not thinking any differently of
Ozzie in that situation. I'm like, Okay, he's here.

Speaker 2 (53:13):
He says.

Speaker 4 (53:13):
All I want, he said, it's seven seven years since
he's performed. He said, I got to wake my body
up three minutes for you. For you, for instance, is nothing.
But I've been laying on my back recovering from surgeries
for the past seven years.

Speaker 1 (53:24):
Wow, seven years talk the last time he performed crazy.
That's wild to me.

Speaker 2 (53:29):
All Sie.

Speaker 4 (53:30):
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Speaker 2 (53:35):
Also sit tight. That rooster. His name is Rocky.

Speaker 4 (53:41):
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Speaker 1 (53:44):
I think he just died.

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Speaker 1 (54:02):
Hey Mars, Hello, Mary's quick question.

Speaker 4 (54:06):
It's ninety five minutes commercial free, that's.

Speaker 2 (54:07):
What it is.

Speaker 1 (54:08):
Hey Marris, Yes.

Speaker 2 (54:09):
Mars, Yeah, that's my name.

Speaker 1 (54:10):
I just wanted I wanted to know what.

Speaker 2 (54:12):
Is your question?

Speaker 1 (54:13):
Perhaps you had an eighty tail question?

Speaker 4 (54:15):
Hey Marris, you should just let her talk. Hey Maris,
what is happening right now?

Speaker 1 (54:20):
Mary's got a question?

Speaker 4 (54:21):
Yet?

Speaker 5 (54:21):
I understand that she has a question, just real quick?
What is it?

Speaker 1 (54:24):
Real quick?

Speaker 4 (54:25):
Flora's yours?

Speaker 2 (54:26):
Maria?

Speaker 1 (54:26):
Thank you, thank you, Michael Marris. Yes, any idea of
we have kids? Bob tickets.

Speaker 2 (54:32):
Yeah, we have kids you know, we have kids Bob tickets.

Speaker 4 (54:36):
Yeah, We've had kids Bop tickets all week long and
right now eight four four ninety five fifty. If you
want to win kids Bob tickets, we have a Maria
Bop to torture you.

Speaker 1 (54:47):
Yeah, you can win the tickets, but I'm going to
sing at you.

Speaker 4 (54:50):
Yes, collar ten, We'll get the kids Bob tickets. Here
on Rock ninety five to five.

Speaker 5 (54:56):
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Speaker 4 (55:02):
Yeah, all day. All you've had to do is text
us at any time, and that automatically enters you to win.

Speaker 1 (55:13):
I thought you were gonna save it for a second,
and he didn't.

Speaker 4 (55:15):
Now, all right, let's work through here. From the two
one nine, I've been asking for dad jokes. Why can't
you trust the king of the jungle because he's always
a lion? We're talking about today times when you didn't
quite make it to the bathroom. From the two one nine,
I was seeing this guy and it was my first
time going back to his place for some quote fun time. Unfortunately,

(55:36):
I had a nervous stomach, and even though I did
all the things you're supposed to do. It ended up
all over his bed. Oh Luckily he was super nice
and understanding, but I couldn't bear to ever see him again.
I was so embarrassed.

Speaker 1 (55:50):
Let that be her reminder, what do you think you've
done your prep work?

Speaker 4 (55:52):
Do more prep work? Jeez? See dog. Chris says, if
I ever have to talk to Maria Palmer in person,
I'll be wondering if she's blowing out her pants.

Speaker 1 (56:00):
Yeah, the answer will be yes.

Speaker 4 (56:02):
Maria had an accident while talking to someone in an.

Speaker 1 (56:04):
Elevator and I never found out.

Speaker 4 (56:06):
Yeah, I had to pretend like all was well. From
the six' three to oh driving down ninety having to,
poop pulled over to some Porta john's at an ipass.
Stop they hadn't been cleaned in. MONTHS i just got
back in my, car crapped my pants and drove. Home.

Speaker 3 (56:24):
AMAZING i think that anytime we say, poop we should
have to say it with The australian accent and say prope,
purp have a.

Speaker 4 (56:33):
Purp from the two one. Nine hell, yeah, guys thanks
for Playing. Metallica we got rained out of work. Today
From Iron Worker. Mike enjoy your DAY i.

Speaker 1 (56:43):
Love that he listens To. Metallica that Iron, worker you.

Speaker 4 (56:47):
Know that's awesome. THEME i like that from the two one.
Nine hell, yeah oh sorry from the six four six
two Six you can do, It. Ozzie one of the
best PERFORMANCES i ever saw Was No More tears at Oz.
Fest this one's For. Michael what do you call a
line of rabbits walking? Backwards a receding? Hairline richard in
the two to one, nine that's.

Speaker 1 (57:07):
Fun receding?

Speaker 4 (57:08):
Hairline uh from the eight five to. Seven lars From
metallica is a better drummer Than Travis.

Speaker 1 (57:13):
Barker, Okay metallica doesn't even think.

Speaker 4 (57:17):
That, Uh and lou my work truck stopped working this.
Morning spare truck doesn't have a. Radio Thank god for
The iHeartRadio. App happy to keep washing with the mash, pit.

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Speaker 4 (57:32):
PLACE i got to send the Machine han tickets to
the girl who crapped the. Bed, yeah that's a horrific.
Story little payback for.

Speaker 3 (57:40):
That maybe next, time instead of doing all that prep,
work just stick with a little machine.

Speaker 4 (57:44):
Head oh oh, okay that's.

Speaker 2 (57:46):
Points that's.

Speaker 4 (57:48):
Points where's the right behind your. Computer can you give
me a?

Speaker 1 (57:51):
Ding give me a. Ding that's what we're pausing. For ding,
beautiful very good, look AND i gave myself more, Alright
so that's. It that's who it's going.

Speaker 4 (58:02):
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Speaker 2 (58:04):
Fifty you guys have a wonderful. Week it's been.

Speaker 1 (58:07):
Great, yeah you're you're.

Speaker 2 (58:08):
Done i'm.

Speaker 3 (58:08):
Out you're out of, Here i'm. Out we're gonna miss.
You and, also tomorrows show's gotta be, bumpy it'll be.

Speaker 1 (58:13):
Fun fine's gonna be.

Speaker 4 (58:15):
Fine, okay, fine