Stinky Smellers Smell Stinky

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
La la la la la la la la la la
la la la. Oh. That is good, that is fun.
That is the mood we want to bring into our Friday.
The morning mash bit on Rocket died five or five.
My name is Maria Palmer Merish, I'm Michael, and we
got a show for you today.

Speaker 2 (00:18):
Man, isn't that one of the songs from Breakfast Club?

Speaker 1 (00:22):
Yeah, it's like arguably the one.

Speaker 2 (00:25):
And the Breakfast Club is reuniting Comic Con this weekend.

Speaker 3 (00:29):
They're probably in town right. Interesting. You know what's fun
is walking around on stuff when a lot's going on
around a big city, walking around and just kind of
keeping your eyes peeled. You'll see celebrities. What was the
guy from Harry Potter at the Harry Potter story yesterday
you said you had a crush on him at one time. Wait,
maybe I.

Speaker 1 (00:46):
Like the way that you just say anything. That would
be Tom Felton. He's the guy who played Draco Malfoy.
And yes, in third grade when Prisoner of Azkaban came out,
I did, in fact, thank you, Michael. We are talk
about suchuisu though at least me and Marassar.

Speaker 2 (01:03):
But indeed, a very busy weekend in Chicago.

Speaker 4 (01:08):
You think, Michael will note as we talk about everything
going around later on the show, but it is free
chain saw fright, just as a reminder, we have two
chainsaws to give away and this is not your queue,
not at all.

Speaker 2 (01:28):
You're going to call in, Yeah, we're not going to answer.
We are not going to answer.

Speaker 4 (01:33):
But yes, we also have Chicago Wolves tickets and movie
passes or that guy on Coastal.

Speaker 1 (01:41):
Yes, Maria, I would just like to say on behalf
of you, dear listener. I think it's kind of bs
that they can't win both chainsaws and have a chainsaw
for each hand.

Speaker 3 (01:52):
I think one day we could surprise and do that.

Speaker 1 (01:54):
Maybe Who do I need to negotiate with to make
that a possibility for dear listener, because they deserve it.

Speaker 3 (01:59):
Stop calling Chris from West Chicago. I see you calling.
Do you want it's not the.

Speaker 2 (02:03):
Time dual wielding listeners stores? Yes?

Speaker 1 (02:07):
Yes, I want to general grievous them.

Speaker 2 (02:10):
I got four let's go four arms, Maria.

Speaker 5 (02:17):
No user feet No, I would need two hands and
a very strong ability for multitasking and a lot of skill.

Speaker 1 (02:28):
Weather's next probably bigger hands Maria scissor hands.

Speaker 4 (02:32):
W C hi weather with our air quote meteorologist Michael.

Speaker 2 (02:41):
See, yes, that was a wookie.

Speaker 3 (02:44):
Okay, that's okay, see two two this weekend. I don't
know any other sounds with it.

Speaker 2 (02:49):
There's plenty.

Speaker 3 (02:50):
Give me another sound from something.

Speaker 1 (02:55):
That's just also Star Wars.

Speaker 2 (02:57):
Could you could have gone with sneak though, Oh me too,
you do?

Speaker 3 (03:03):
The winner was that? It? No what sniegels sound like?
Give me come on, Marah. Oh that's right, okay, I
knew that. Gotta get these things nice. There so much,
so much and so much sunshine this weekend, as a
matter of fact, which is good news. Temperature is gonna

(03:24):
start warming up.

Speaker 2 (03:25):
Maria.

Speaker 3 (03:25):
It's holding her head.

Speaker 2 (03:27):
I had the wrong one.

Speaker 3 (03:29):
I just I get mixed up.

Speaker 1 (03:30):
Sometimes You're both so amazing. I'm so happy to be
here every day.

Speaker 3 (03:36):
Yeah, lots of sunshine. It's gonna beautiful today, sunny all day.
I have like forty five Tomorrow, I have fifty five
more sunshine Sunday, still dry but partly cloudy and nicest,
like a high sixty one that could be in the
eighties next week.

Speaker 1 (03:51):
Don't trust it.

Speaker 2 (03:52):
Don't tease me like that.

Speaker 1 (03:53):
Don't trust We have to have hope. Guys, No, we don't.

Speaker 3 (03:55):
Yes, we do have something to look forward.

Speaker 1 (03:57):
We have to learn from the pattern that has shown us.
It will crush us.

Speaker 2 (04:03):
Knowing how Chicago is, it's gonna happen. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (04:05):
I like the sounds of it. And by the way,
everything going on around town is insane because it's starting
to make me feel like summer. Yes, the events are starting.
This might be the busiest weekend so far in the city. Yeah,
it's gonna be a good time. Get out and enjoy it. Sonny.

Speaker 1 (04:21):
Oh, here's a bit only plug with there.

Speaker 2 (04:24):
That's right.

Speaker 1 (04:25):
Log it up.

Speaker 4 (04:26):
Starting to day with some Fandango tickets so you can
see Neil Young Coastal. It is the behind the scenes
look at his solo tour, all directed by his lovely
filmmaking wife Daryl Hannah.

Speaker 2 (04:40):
Didn't know that.

Speaker 3 (04:40):
Yeah, that's kind of interesting.

Speaker 4 (04:42):
Yeah, and now I get to tell everybody on a
regular basis, And we want you to get those tickets.
Eight four, four, nine, five, five, ninety five fifty collars
ten is going to see Neil Young Coastal.

Speaker 1 (04:53):
I'm just glad somebody is fighting the foos. It's the
morning mash bit on Rock ninety five to five Michael.

Speaker 3 (05:00):
Love Betty White, we really do a legend. Yeah, she
lived to be ninety nine years old, same birthday. And
Megan Fahee from The White Lotus was on Jimmy Kimmelive
and talking about Betty White said she worked with Betty
on a twenty eleven Hallmark movie called The Lost Valentine,
and she says Betty would eat chocolate cake for breakfast,

(05:20):
like quote a true legend, Yeah, every day?

Speaker 2 (05:24):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (05:24):
Why not? Is is chocolate cake that much different from say,
French toast, a pancake that even has cake?

Speaker 3 (05:32):
Any true? I would argue, yes, I just drank a
cup of sugar this morning.

Speaker 4 (05:36):
How would you argue that because pancakes are real dense
and cake is just naturally fluffy.

Speaker 1 (05:44):
Like I just said, a texture is your differentiator?

Speaker 2 (05:47):
There?

Speaker 1 (05:48):
Yeah, that's not a convincing enough argument to tell me
that cake and pancake are that much different.

Speaker 2 (05:53):
I mean they have cake in the.

Speaker 1 (05:54):
Name, they got sugar, they got some version of bread,
the same dessert it is breakfast.

Speaker 3 (06:02):
Yeah, what do you like for breakfast? Eight four four fifty.
It's the weirder the better. By the way, Also, Betty
White had a hot dog every single day.

Speaker 2 (06:10):
My girl.

Speaker 3 (06:11):
That was part of her daily regimen.

Speaker 1 (06:13):
No, I'm not gonna leave the obvious Wiener joke out
there on the table.

Speaker 3 (06:19):
Thank you for just saying leaving it out.

Speaker 1 (06:21):
No, I'm not making it. I'm letting you make it
in your head.

Speaker 2 (06:24):
Yes, the inference was there, it's there.

Speaker 3 (06:27):
She had, Yes, she had Wiener on the brain. And
she loved vodka. That was the other thing.

Speaker 2 (06:32):
So you're saying healthy habits.

Speaker 3 (06:33):
She got through your days chocolate cake, hot dogs and
vodka in.

Speaker 1 (06:38):
The southern of an incredibly famous actor in Hollywood. Over
decades and decades she did.

Speaker 3 (06:44):
She was asked once when she was alive what her
long what her secret to living so long was, and
she said she just tries to stay positive, which is
another lesson. Yeah, chocolate cake, vodka, Wieners and positivity.

Speaker 1 (06:55):
And again, millions and millions of dollars at your disposal
from being a success entertainer.

Speaker 3 (07:01):
Well we're out.

Speaker 1 (07:02):
Yeah, we're not even entertaining.

Speaker 2 (07:08):
Yay, it is the morning watch. But on rock in
ninety five to five, I can smell the weekend. It's
almost here.

Speaker 1 (07:17):
It's a bit of boa.

Speaker 2 (07:22):
What's going on?

Speaker 1 (07:24):
Just so much technology out there these days, thank God.
You know it's ubiquitous, and it keeps, it keeps evolving,
keeps getting better and better. And what happens if it
is used against us? And say an inevitable human vessus.

Speaker 3 (07:36):
Around botch war from the front of the inevitable human
robot war.

Speaker 1 (07:42):
Samsung is taking home karaoke to a new level with
some of their twenty twenty five smart TVs.

Speaker 2 (07:47):
Love this.

Speaker 1 (07:48):
They're using something called the Mobile Microphone feature. Users can
sing directly into their phones, which then mixes their voices
with premium sound through the TV's speakers. The system designed
to work with Stingray Karaoke service and that provides access
to over one hundred thousand licensed songs.

Speaker 4 (08:07):
I would like to thank Sam Song Yeah, just being
ahead of the game, streamline and things making it easy
for people to get out and enjoy their life with
a very easy little karaoke session.

Speaker 1 (08:19):
Please to bring your hatred towards Apple and.

Speaker 3 (08:21):
Time, will you air drop me something real quick?

Speaker 4 (08:25):
I can send you a link and again once again,
the the wall has been put up by Apple. So
once you guys want to come to the table and
play on the playground, would be good to go.

Speaker 1 (08:38):
I'd love to get a picture from you, but it
would be four pixels I simply cannot.

Speaker 4 (08:42):
But still look better than anything that you took on
your phone.

Speaker 3 (08:46):
Well, when I'm viewing it on your phone, your camera
does take good or your phone does take good videos
and stuff. It's pretty incredible. I'm not I'm never get.

Speaker 1 (08:56):
Talking about that about Arte, Samsung Smart TV karaoke now
being able to essentially like auto tune you to the songs.
It's gonna put a few pop stars out of business probably,
Let's be so honest, And that's how they get you.
Suddenly you realize, oh wait, I can sing too, and

(09:17):
oh wait, it's just a little bit of production. Next
thing you know, you don't even want to buy tickets
to your next pop stars show. And then you become
a little more isolated from your community, and then you
become a little more reliant on robots. And that's all
they win. The inevitable human versus.

Speaker 3 (09:34):
This one's news from the front of the Inevitable human
robot war.

Speaker 1 (09:38):
Metal Eca on the Morning Marsh But on Rock ninety
five to five, whoa Metal Eka?

Speaker 2 (09:44):
Why I heard it?

Speaker 1 (09:47):
My child called that one? She was for well, my stepchild,
Oh dear listener. Sorry, okay, yeah it was close metal Eka.
I was just happy that she was listening.

Speaker 2 (09:57):
My favorite band.

Speaker 1 (09:58):
Yeah. What are we doing? Oh my word.

Speaker 3 (10:03):
It's about the food today, some of our favorite things.

Speaker 2 (10:06):
What do we eaten?

Speaker 3 (10:07):
Portillo's now serving breakfast, oh, which is interesting, first time
they've ever done it. Menu items like the pola sausage,
egg and cheese, an egg and cheese sandwich, chocolate cake, donut,
chocolate cake, iced coffee. I ate Portillos for lunch the
other day and I got two Chicago dogs and the
chocolate cake milkshake. Yeah, holing moly. I mean, is there

(10:31):
much better on earth than that?

Speaker 2 (10:32):
Do they have the egg and pepper listed on the
breakfast me?

Speaker 3 (10:36):
Uh no, just hash brown bites on there.

Speaker 2 (10:39):
That's a mistake. That is a mistake.

Speaker 1 (10:42):
I just this is not a Portillo's unique issue, but
in general, because we do morning radio, our lives revolve
around the mornings. But when we are done with this show,
it's lunchtime for us. But no it's not, because it's
ten am, and you want to know it's available at
ten some variation of eggs, cheese, bacon, and or sausage

(11:05):
a bread component in a potato component.

Speaker 2 (11:07):
Right.

Speaker 1 (11:07):
I mean, that's what's there. And I would like to
know what it is about those foods that states scientifically
we must consume them between the hours of twelve am
and eleven fifty nine ams.

Speaker 2 (11:19):
Is going back to the pancakes.

Speaker 1 (11:21):
It's not not about the pancakes. I'm gonna be honest,
but like it's it's about breakfast in general.

Speaker 2 (11:26):
It is a Friday.

Speaker 3 (11:27):
It's all scam well. Betty White said that one of
her secrets to longevity was chocolate cake in the morning.

Speaker 1 (11:33):
Betty White's secret to longevity was being a multi millionaire
for decades and decades.

Speaker 3 (11:39):
This kind of interesting. Lays has released some new chip flavors,
including the three finalists in there do us a Flavor Competition?
Here you go, Bacon, grilled cheese, to us a flavor?
Valentina and lime.

Speaker 1 (11:51):
What is valentina?

Speaker 2 (11:53):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (11:53):
I read that.

Speaker 2 (11:54):
It's hot sauce.

Speaker 3 (11:55):
Oh it's oh yeah, hot sauce. Okay, hot sauce.

Speaker 2 (11:57):
Oh.

Speaker 3 (11:57):
I like the sounds of that.

Speaker 1 (11:58):
I know and I know it too.

Speaker 3 (11:59):
Okay and weight wavy Korean style fried chicken.

Speaker 2 (12:04):
Oh yes, oh yes.

Speaker 1 (12:06):
That sounds nice.

Speaker 2 (12:08):
Yeah, that sounds Oh. If you've not had Korean fried chicken.
Oh my gosh, is.

Speaker 1 (12:12):
It similar to like Korean barbecue but it's chicken. No, okay,
what is it? What is it?

Speaker 2 (12:17):
What is It's like double fried? Oh?

Speaker 4 (12:20):
Then so extra sauces that come with it, but extra
crispy but also very juicy jo oh.

Speaker 1 (12:26):
Yeah, a juicy inside on the morning.

Speaker 4 (12:31):
And then wrapping up this food fest, we have a
local chip brand, local style potato chips with some very
creative flavors that are only available at fifteen local markets.

Speaker 2 (12:44):
They have the regular salted Chips.

Speaker 4 (12:46):
Deep Dish Pizza, hot Dog Flavor, Italian Beef Flavor chips.

Speaker 2 (12:51):
And I need every single one of these in my life.

Speaker 3 (12:54):
You got to bring those in next week and do
a taste test.

Speaker 2 (12:56):
I have to find them first.

Speaker 1 (12:58):
Find are the easters on? So like for my Easter basket?
Maybe put all that in the sage.

Speaker 2 (13:03):
That's what you want for your Easter basket?

Speaker 4 (13:05):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (13:05):
Yeah, one more thing real quick, this is interesting. Pizza
Hut has surprised its customers with culinary proposal that's making
waves at the New York branch. They have launched Pizza Caviar.
It's plant mace but emulates real caviar. You can now
get caviar on your pizza.

Speaker 2 (13:19):
I'm all right, you could good on all that.

Speaker 3 (13:21):
Yes, shouldn't extra cheese?

Speaker 2 (13:23):
Please?

Speaker 4 (13:24):
It is the morning mosh pit and we are about
an hour away from Fun to the Head. Well, we've
got our final four pack of Chicago Wolves tickets up
for grats, Michael, what's Bill Hater doing?

Speaker 3 (13:36):
Bill Hayter is telling funny stories on Netflix new show
Everybody's Alive with John Mulaney.

Speaker 1 (13:42):
Ah, my boy.

Speaker 3 (13:43):
We like both of them, very funny guys.

Speaker 1 (13:45):
Never met them ever in real life. No, I mean
we really like that.

Speaker 3 (13:48):
We are big fans. The title of the show was
get quote getting fired. Maria. You ever been fired? No?

Speaker 2 (13:55):
Really? No?

Speaker 1 (13:56):
Wow, Well I've been like let go, well, okay from where?
Technically from this very company? Yeah yeah, in fact, the
only one he's ever done that to me. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (14:06):
Now we're back at the peak of the company.

Speaker 2 (14:08):
It's interesting.

Speaker 1 (14:10):
We made it back.

Speaker 2 (14:11):
I got fired from Hollister technically, that's right.

Speaker 3 (14:13):
We looked about that last week. That's fair and nothing crazy, right,
You like went on vacation and didn't come back for
a couple of weeks. I went home for Christmas break Okay, yep,
that sucks for what a crappy on that mine. I
mean it happens, yeah, I mean I you would think
you would have a little uh courtesy for your employees.
But anyway, Bill Hayter is telling funny stories. He said
that he was fired when he worked at a movie theater.

(14:34):
Oh that's the Tonic, because he ruined the ending of
Titanic for a bunch of sorority girls who had bought
out the theater. He said, quote Titanic hadn't quite come
out yet, and they were in the doorway of the
movie theater and I was going, hey, guys, can you move?
I was taking tickets, he said. They started making fun
of me. They said I look like Charles Manslin, which
I kind of did. And he goes on and says,
I had a little bow tie and the cumber bun

(14:56):
and was like, hey guys, please move. They're like no.
So as I tore the tickets, I said, in Joy
the movie, the boat sings at the end in Leo
dies and they were like, no, no, it doesn't. And
he said, yeah, no, you think he's asleep, but he's frozen.

Speaker 2 (15:08):
I love this so much.

Speaker 3 (15:09):
That's so funny.

Speaker 1 (15:11):
The extra detail. No, yeah, you think he's sleeping, but
he's dead.

Speaker 3 (15:17):
That showed him.

Speaker 1 (15:19):
That's hilarious.

Speaker 3 (15:20):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (15:21):
Don't make fun of people.

Speaker 3 (15:22):
And Bill got fired on the spot.

Speaker 1 (15:24):
That sucks.

Speaker 4 (15:25):
I wonder for the women, like what was so important
that they just couldn't move?

Speaker 3 (15:29):
My thought is, don't you know the story like this
is a this is a history thing, right, hey, ship
goes down?

Speaker 1 (15:36):
Yeah, but the Leo and Rose part is completely fiction.

Speaker 2 (15:39):
I know, so I.

Speaker 3 (15:40):
Didn't read about that right away.

Speaker 2 (15:41):
She just pushes him underwater to the Titanic exhibits.

Speaker 1 (15:45):
Well, I well, she didn't push him. She let him
go raptor promising him and while continually promising him that
she would never let go.

Speaker 3 (15:53):
We do our best here and we're always just let
go into the water.

Speaker 1 (15:56):
The thing is, is this sroty girls. We're probably flirting
with Bill later if they're being He's like, they're making
fun of me, and they're probably like, oh my god,
like look at your.

Speaker 3 (16:04):
Coverer, man, watch the movie with it.

Speaker 1 (16:06):
And then he was like yeah, leotars like okay, man,
I'm just trying to be cute.

Speaker 2 (16:12):
Mine that stuff happens. What is today? Free Chainsaw Friday.

Speaker 1 (16:24):
Oh yeah, oh that's it sounds good today. It's right.
You can tell it's right.

Speaker 3 (16:29):
That's sluah.

Speaker 2 (16:31):
Did you just say the chainsaw.

Speaker 1 (16:32):
Was It's right, it's prime picking time.

Speaker 4 (16:35):
Oh my god, I've never heard of a ripe chainsaw,
but somebody hearing it right now absolutely.

Speaker 2 (16:42):
Going to get one here on.

Speaker 4 (16:43):
Rock ninety five five eight four four ninety five fifty
Coller ten, we're gonna find out what you're gonna do
with this chainsaw?

Speaker 2 (16:51):
On Free Chainsaw Frida Rock ninety five to five. A
were speaking with Padla. Yes you are were you doing today?

Speaker 4 (17:05):
Oh my god?

Speaker 3 (17:05):
I am fantastic?

Speaker 2 (17:07):
Why so fantastic?

Speaker 1 (17:10):
Because I believe I may have won a chainsaw. It's possible.
Are you trustworthy and responsible?

Speaker 2 (17:17):
Of course?

Speaker 4 (17:18):
Not absolutely, boys, Pamela, you are all set our second
chainsaw of the day as you are so irresponsible with this.
Are you willing to tell us what you're going to
do with the chainsaw after?

Speaker 1 (17:40):
I have a couple of dreams, so good, good. Not
to incriminate yourself, I don't say anything else.

Speaker 2 (17:48):
Everybody else is like, yes, what I'm gonna do?

Speaker 4 (17:50):
Pamela, being very smart, very vigilant, not letting us know
what she's gonna do with that chainsaw. But congratulations to you.
That is our second one of the day.

Speaker 2 (18:00):
But don't don't lose hope because Walt has a chainsaw.
That guy named Clinger has a chainsaw.

Speaker 4 (18:11):
You know that guy, and then Pat Capone had the
chainsaw on free chainsaw. Five ish things you almost certainly
need to know.

Speaker 3 (18:24):
It's a hell of a community service.

Speaker 2 (18:26):
I'll tell you that much. Can't yep.

Speaker 4 (18:29):
If you go to Planet Fitness, you're gonna get a
free hydro massage all next week.

Speaker 2 (18:35):
I love hydro massages.

Speaker 4 (18:37):
Starting tomorrow through the nineteenth, if you are over eighteen.

Speaker 2 (18:41):
And a member of Planet Fitness, you can get a
free hydro massage phone.

Speaker 3 (18:46):
I don't lay back, let that water do its work.
Oh they're so good. Hydro massages are really great.

Speaker 1 (18:53):
How does it compare to standing in a warm shower
for approximately one full hour?

Speaker 2 (18:57):
Will to s.

Speaker 1 (19:00):
It feels like it a.

Speaker 3 (19:01):
Little at least it's working your muscles.

Speaker 2 (19:04):
There you go. Coachella kicks off today.

Speaker 4 (19:08):
Which we'll see the likes of Green Day, Wheezer, and
Post Malone performing in a desert in California. If you
want to take part from the comforts of your home.
YouTube has gotcha. Everything kicks off tonight at six pm.

Speaker 3 (19:20):
Nothing I love more than watching festivals on Youtubeally.

Speaker 1 (19:23):
About to bring that up, like, are we watching this
on YouTube?

Speaker 4 (19:26):
No?

Speaker 2 (19:27):
I put them on in the background when I'm doing
stuff at home.

Speaker 1 (19:29):
Yeah. Do you also watch like people's fireworks from Firth
to Lie on social media?

Speaker 2 (19:33):
New No?

Speaker 4 (19:33):
No, no, But a lot of the live performances are
always amazing. And the biggest no brainer study that they
have done you can save money on coffee by making
it at home.

Speaker 1 (19:44):
Yeah, duh.

Speaker 4 (19:44):
Yes, gen Z is finding this out, but gen Z's
taking it to another level where they're setting up their
home like a little barista set up and having their
friends over for little coffee dates where they have beverages,
pastries and you know the Starbucks.

Speaker 3 (20:00):
When I started buying mocas, when in Seattle twenty years ago,
a white chocolate mocha was like four fifty I'm paying
some Starbucks around here now over eight dollars. That's insane.

Speaker 1 (20:11):
Not for your white chocolate moch Yes, No, that is ridiculous.
How can you survive under these conditions?

Speaker 3 (20:18):
Well, I'm saying I'm gonna start getting coffee at home,
so I'm gonna make your own chocolate Mocha's organic fresh phrasing.
I've tried to make them at home and not as
good as Starbucks.

Speaker 1 (20:28):
Maris white chocolate.

Speaker 3 (20:30):
You can drink of this.

Speaker 2 (20:32):
Let's go extra phrasing. You're looking for a new anime
to get into.

Speaker 4 (20:38):
Devil may Cry has been getting or is getting a
second season from Netflix. Devil may Cry based off the
video game on PlayStation where a gentleman hunts demons, and
that's the easiest way to put it.

Speaker 3 (20:53):
God fun is his name, Jesus New.

Speaker 2 (20:55):
Okay, New is not his name?

Speaker 1 (20:56):
Van Helsing New.

Speaker 2 (20:58):
Not Van Helsing.

Speaker 4 (21:00):
One thing I enjoyed about Double May Cry was the
rock soundtrack that they had. Oh yeah, it's got a
lot of new metal was featured in the anime. Anime
is typically known for having some iconic music in general books,
when it's stuff that we know makes it that much
better for sure. And if you are planning on getting
a Nintendo Switch, new presale dates have been set originally

(21:23):
set for April ninth, and then we're delayed by Nintendo
so they they could see what was going to happen
with the tariffs.

Speaker 2 (21:29):
We will now be able to get presale on May eighth.

Speaker 4 (21:33):
Consoles will still be four one hundred and fifty dollars,
or if you get the Mario Kart World Bundle, it'll
be four ninety nine.

Speaker 3 (21:40):
So what's the bundle? Just means that it just comes
with the game.

Speaker 2 (21:43):
And then you save thirty dollars on the game.

Speaker 3 (21:45):
Is there two controllers with this or does it come
with one?

Speaker 2 (21:48):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (21:48):
Okay technically yes, my wife and I could play against
each other with one console. Yes, okay, cool rad.

Speaker 1 (21:53):
Does it cost fries?

Speaker 2 (21:55):
No? You want fries with a switch?

Speaker 1 (21:58):
I want a full combo. I want fries and a
drink and a switch.

Speaker 2 (22:04):
What he said?

Speaker 1 (22:06):
I like rock and roll as a friend. It's the
morning mosh bit on Rocking ninety five to five.

Speaker 3 (22:10):
Michael, Oh my gosh, so much going on around town
this weekend. I'm stumbling. I'm just trying to get it out.
Speaking of Exotica is going on this weekend, which is
an adult entertainment expo.

Speaker 1 (22:21):
Yeah, I'm still scrolling through all the people that are
going to be there. It's a lot.

Speaker 2 (22:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (22:24):
We've been sitting in the studio while music was playing
and just going over things for instance, they have they
have different classes you could go to. Yes, they did
different seminars so to speak. One milfin ain't easy balancing sex,
intimacy and carpools.

Speaker 1 (22:38):
I'm still scrolling through people that are going to be there.
I'm stuck on a Melanie Melons.

Speaker 3 (22:43):
Oh I am.

Speaker 1 (22:45):
Now.

Speaker 3 (22:46):
This seminar is called just Breathe blank made easy, but
stuff I forged to sneaky.

Speaker 1 (22:56):
Don't be sneaky when stuff.

Speaker 3 (22:58):
So that's going on out in Rose Off.

Speaker 1 (23:01):
Piper Parry's gonna be there.

Speaker 3 (23:03):
Is that a girl or a guy?

Speaker 1 (23:05):
You know who Piper Pear is.

Speaker 3 (23:07):
I really don't.

Speaker 1 (23:08):
You've seen the meme.

Speaker 3 (23:08):
I'm gonna google it.

Speaker 1 (23:09):
Yeah, you're gonna google it on a work computer. Oh
yes you do, Yes, you do.

Speaker 3 (23:17):
Super famous, Yes you do. Okay, anyway, So exotic is
going on this weekend.

Speaker 2 (23:21):
Watching those light bulbs go off, it is.

Speaker 3 (23:24):
It is like so crazy in Chicago this weekend. You
got Exotica going on. We have C two E to
at McCormick Place. Charles Darra is.

Speaker 1 (23:31):
Gonna be there.

Speaker 4 (23:31):
That's my boy, Chicago Comic and Entertainment Expo.

Speaker 3 (23:35):
Yeah, that's gonna be really really cool, all kinds of appearances.
Star is gonna be there all the everybody from what
was the movie we're talking about earlier Practice it range.

Speaker 4 (23:42):
Yeah, but yes, Practice also there along with John Boyega
on Saturday from Star Wars.

Speaker 3 (23:50):
We Yeah, you guys were excited to go to something today.

Speaker 1 (23:52):
There's the Lord of the Rings panel.

Speaker 3 (23:54):
What is a panel? You just go sit and watch
them talk about movies, physics, how they made it. Yeah,
that's kind of fun. Yeah, behind yep, and not only
that if you like sports, My god, the Socks are
in town this weekend. They are playing the actually two socks.
The Red Sox are in town playing a pair of socks,
a pair of socks this weekend. Yeah, you're holding your head, mak.

Speaker 1 (24:16):
Come on, come on.

Speaker 2 (24:18):
Two socks.

Speaker 3 (24:20):
The Cubs are in LA.

Speaker 1 (24:22):
That was the Wolf and Dances with Wolves. It doesn't matter, sorry,
come on.

Speaker 3 (24:25):
The Cubs are in LA playing the Dodgers, which means
Wrigleyfield is hosting Upper Deck Golf and go there. You
can hang out for a few hours, smash them golf
balls into the field. Fun, very cool smashing smashing going
on this weekend. Gun falls and rock and roll going on.
Jack White two nights at the Salt Shed tonight and
tomorrow night.

Speaker 1 (24:44):
Nice one time did a show at the Empty Bottle
in Ukrainian Village, which is like the tiniest little dive
bar venue. I like that he comes in like he
does the smaller things.

Speaker 4 (24:55):
And you haven't been to the Salt Shed, right, I
haven't yet, No, but I hear great things.

Speaker 2 (24:59):
Really have to go and experience. You haven't been either.

Speaker 3 (25:02):
Four years you never made it to the saut Ship.

Speaker 2 (25:05):
Oh yeah right, yeah, it's a newer venue. But they
it's amazing.

Speaker 3 (25:10):
I've heard.

Speaker 2 (25:11):
It's beautiful. Indoor set up, great outdoor set up. Even better.
You've got the skyline as the backdrop for the main.

Speaker 3 (25:17):
Stage, so they can have events indoors and outdoors.

Speaker 2 (25:20):
Yes, what a great move.

Speaker 3 (25:21):
Whoever put that thing together smart? So yeah, tons of
stuff this weekend. It is going to be busy. You
can get laid, sprayed and go to all your nerd stuff.
If you want to wow you go see Jackie like
you can watch.

Speaker 1 (25:35):
Other people get laid and then imagine yourself as one
of those people getting laid.

Speaker 3 (25:41):
I can get with that. You're just fine with I
find out everything you need to know. Rock nine five
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Speaker 1 (25:55):
Oh not there, it's morning mush. But an't rock ninety
five five?

Speaker 2 (25:58):
Literally?

Speaker 1 (26:00):
Boys, what are we doing?

Speaker 2 (26:01):
Foot?

Speaker 3 (26:03):
Well, Yeah, that's gonna be a great weekend if you're
sports fan because there's a lot going on. I can
go out to see games around town. We got a
Red Sox at the White Sox all weekend. We got
the Bulls tonight at the United Center, got the black
Hawks taken on the Jets tomorrow night at the United Center.
Just a lot of good sports you can watch the
I'm a little upset that the stupid Cubs are playing

(26:24):
like nine o'clock games again. I hate late games.

Speaker 2 (26:27):
It's gonna happen throughout the season.

Speaker 3 (26:29):
More more pissed they're playing the Dodgers, because that's gonna
be a you know, a challenge.

Speaker 1 (26:34):
Well that there, because they dodge everything.

Speaker 4 (26:36):
They're in good mode, they've got the momentum. They've already
played the Dodgers once their surprises, so.

Speaker 3 (26:41):
Go beat them at home.

Speaker 2 (26:42):
Yeah, far like that. That part.

Speaker 3 (26:43):
Also rumors swirling that Kyle they're trying to sign Kyle Tucker.

Speaker 1 (26:47):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (26:48):
This has been a big deal because he is killing
it for the Cubs out there and Basically they're trying
to get him an extension.

Speaker 2 (26:54):
Isn't a try situation? Is a need?

Speaker 3 (26:59):
This has to happen. Yes, I mean, the guy's crushing
home runs, he's a killer player. We need him on
the team. But also they're saying he's so damn good
that he could go get a ton of money somewhere else.
So there's kind of.

Speaker 2 (27:09):
The you know, I understand.

Speaker 3 (27:11):
The problem, Maris. Sports wise, what are you doing this weekend?
Anything you looking forward to watching the Bulls tonight?

Speaker 4 (27:19):
Yes, honestly because it's two enough time as they're getting
ready to play in two games left.

Speaker 3 (27:25):
How are the Wizards not good? Okay, so the Bulls
should beat the Wizards.

Speaker 4 (27:28):
Yes, the next two games the Bulls should win put
them in good standing.

Speaker 2 (27:32):
But we need, I believe.

Speaker 4 (27:35):
Atlanta to lose their two games for us to jump
into that eight seed for the play in. And that's
where I'm really getting excited about.

Speaker 3 (27:41):
I hate it when like you're so bad that you
need other teams to do things so that you can
get places Like that's a.

Speaker 4 (27:47):
Bumb you know what, when we got to rely on luck,
let's stay lucky right now.

Speaker 3 (27:50):
Right And finally we've been telling you all week about
the very becoming very famous Wrigley Field goose that has
made its home in the outfield. Yes, and they have
cleared out seats around the goose so it can protect
its eggs in peace. Well, now you can get a
Rigley Field goose bobblehead honestly available online.

Speaker 4 (28:09):
If you want to look to anything for the Cubs
playing right now, it is the goose.

Speaker 3 (28:12):
Yeah, the lucky goose.

Speaker 4 (28:13):
Remember the rally monkey, the golden goose, Remember the rally squirrel. Yes,
everybody had a random animal to rally behind, and the
Cubs got a goose early in the season, and we
need to ride that goose strength to the World Series.

Speaker 1 (28:28):
Huh, we'll have a tactic.

Speaker 3 (28:30):
We could have goose hats. We can have goose rally hats.

Speaker 2 (28:33):
The merchandise is going to be into.

Speaker 1 (28:35):
They have human bearing strength. I don't have to ride
a goose.

Speaker 2 (28:39):
You've seen an angry goose.

Speaker 1 (28:42):
A lot of adrenaline, you never know.

Speaker 3 (28:44):
Lots to do this weekend, sports fans, everything you need
to know a rockhead Bochi dot com.

Speaker 1 (28:49):
I have sports plans this weekend. No one even asked
about mine. I will be hunting men for sport.

Speaker 3 (28:56):
Now here's a bit only with.

Speaker 4 (29:00):
Good blug pluck pluck, pluck plug aggressive final fun to
it ahead of the week. Yeah, but I want you
to go see some hockey this weekend. Thanks four packet
tickets to go see the Wolves taking on the textas
Stars getting ready for the playoffs.

Speaker 2 (29:17):
Did you shoot yourself, Maria?

Speaker 3 (29:19):
No, sometimes you gotta clear the chamber.

Speaker 2 (29:23):
Every single It's okay. Are you good, Michael?

Speaker 3 (29:26):
I'm great?

Speaker 1 (29:27):
Now find a little limp.

Speaker 2 (29:29):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (29:30):
This is the trivia game where we answer questions for you.
So when you tickets two said Wolves game, but you
got to pick one of us to do that. If
we answer incorrectly, we get shot with a dart. If
Maria can get her if she figured it out, eight
four four ninety five fifty b collar.

Speaker 2 (29:47):
Ten to play fun to the head with us? Oh,
come on, Michael, and now fun to the head on.

Speaker 4 (29:57):
Yeah, don't worry.

Speaker 2 (29:58):
They're using nerve weapon. Hello. Are we speaking with Mike?

Speaker 4 (30:05):
Oh no, we got Mike squared again here and we
complete the quad on the marsh.

Speaker 3 (30:12):
Mike, Mike, Maria and Marris miked up. Who's yelling in
the back?

Speaker 2 (30:17):
There?

Speaker 3 (30:18):
Is that a child?

Speaker 1 (30:19):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (30:21):
School this morning.

Speaker 1 (30:22):
Awesome, what's kids don't be like us? What I got to?

Speaker 3 (30:26):
I got the two girls and Saranna.

Speaker 2 (30:30):
Well, good morning, ladies.

Speaker 1 (30:32):
I'm sorry about crafting your childhood.

Speaker 4 (30:33):
Yeah, but Mike, Mike, most importantly, welcome to Fun to
the Head.

Speaker 2 (30:38):
It's the trivia game where we answer questions for.

Speaker 4 (30:40):
You to get you to get to see the Chicago
Wolves this weekend. Your most difficult question is who would
you like to answer questions for you today?

Speaker 3 (30:50):
I'm gonna go with Maria.

Speaker 2 (30:52):
Oh, yes, I go. Don't shoot yourself so.

Speaker 1 (30:58):
Much revenge from the week two?

Speaker 2 (31:00):
Yes, I do.

Speaker 1 (31:01):
Now looking forward to this. All right, my god, I'll
try to do you proud.

Speaker 2 (31:05):
All right, here we go. Question Oh, he's got faith
in you?

Speaker 1 (31:12):
That's probably not great.

Speaker 2 (31:13):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (31:15):
What cake is most associated with Christmas in America?

Speaker 3 (31:23):
Fruit cake?

Speaker 2 (31:25):
Very good? Okay, very good?

Speaker 1 (31:28):
What a weird question?

Speaker 2 (31:30):
Okay, I didn't know that one, Mike, did you know
that one? Oh? Okay.

Speaker 1 (31:35):
My second answer was missus Claws.

Speaker 2 (31:41):
There are kids in the car.

Speaker 1 (31:43):
Because she makes great cakes. Santa loves eating Missus claus cakes.
What it's a healthy relationship dynamic?

Speaker 2 (31:54):
Okay?

Speaker 4 (31:56):
In the Lion King for question two, what does the
matata mean?

Speaker 1 (32:02):
It means no worbes. These are very easy.

Speaker 2 (32:08):
Yeah, problem, Mike.

Speaker 4 (32:10):
I got a feeling you're gonna she's gonna sweep this
one for you. Yeah, you did make a good pick today,
did buddy?

Speaker 2 (32:19):
Question three?

Speaker 1 (32:21):
Please don't be something like superb scared.

Speaker 4 (32:24):
What famous rock guitarists played on the Michael Jackson song
beat It?

Speaker 1 (32:33):
I gotcha? Okay, Yeah, go ahead, Mike, Eddie.

Speaker 6 (32:36):
Van Halen, Yeah, gets to play and we don't even
get to shoot her.

Speaker 3 (32:56):
Light her up.

Speaker 2 (32:57):
Yeah, we got her.

Speaker 4 (32:58):
But Mike, well done saving yourself on that one, getting
yourself the tickets to go see the Chicago Wolves.

Speaker 2 (33:05):
Let's do the last two just for fun.

Speaker 4 (33:07):
Okay, okay, where is the Grand Canyon located?

Speaker 2 (33:10):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (33:10):
My gosh, what are these kids? Pop questions?

Speaker 1 (33:13):
I actually don't think that I know.

Speaker 2 (33:14):
Speaking of Mike, do you know Mississippi Arizona?

Speaker 1 (33:21):
I was about to say Tucsons?

Speaker 3 (33:23):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (33:24):
And then what baseball stadium does Paris Bueler go to
during his fake sick day?

Speaker 2 (33:29):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (33:30):
Yes, I knew, yes, yes, if you did know that,
you're just a bad Chicago and Slash movie fan. But Mike,
you and your girls are going to the Chicago Wolves
this weekend. They're getting ready for the playoffs and this
is their second to last home game against the Texas Stars.

(33:51):
It is also first Responders night, so they're gonna have
some trucks out there for the kiddies. Mike, you are
all set. You just got figure out who to use
that fourth ticket.

Speaker 2 (34:02):
Arm.

Speaker 3 (34:03):
Oh, I got plenty of people are willing to go.

Speaker 1 (34:07):
There. You go, popular mic up in here that love
that a good contrast with our mic.

Speaker 3 (34:14):
I work at hospital in surgery, so I got plenty
of people too.

Speaker 1 (34:18):
Okay, so we're pieces of people too.

Speaker 4 (34:20):
I was gonna say, we're gonna stay in touch with you,
just how I know everybody in this room.

Speaker 1 (34:25):
Yeah, buddy.

Speaker 2 (34:26):
For everyone else.

Speaker 4 (34:27):
That wants to go see the Chicago Wolves this weekend,
head on over to ticketmaster dot com.

Speaker 2 (34:32):
This is Wolves Hockey.

Speaker 3 (34:34):
Dollie Corgan said on a podcast that the song Fade
to Black from Metallica saved his life. He was very,
very down at one point, and he said he listened
to that over and over and it saved his life.
A little fun rock fact on Rock ninety five five,
Chicago's rock station, Okay Speak of fun. Oh, yes, I
can't wait Maria for our next.

Speaker 1 (34:53):
First day line. It's happening in May. First m Fuzzy
Love Brewing Company. We're going out to in John. Yes,
I can't wait.

Speaker 3 (35:04):
I got a text yesterday on the text line eight
four four fifty I said he lives right next to
it and he will be there.

Speaker 1 (35:10):
I'm so pumped. It's gonna be similar yet very different
from our last one.

Speaker 2 (35:14):
Yeah, we gotta have Yeah, how we have fun? Well?

Speaker 3 (35:17):
How about the live podcast?

Speaker 1 (35:19):
Yeah, I'm really excited for that. We're going to do
a live podcast. You can be part of it, dear listener.

Speaker 3 (35:23):
You can watch this what we do. You can just
hang out in the room with us.

Speaker 2 (35:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (35:27):
I'll be dragging people on stage.

Speaker 3 (35:28):
It's very fun.

Speaker 4 (35:29):
But beer in hand, which is the most important part here.

Speaker 1 (35:32):
Yeah, in a kazoo. Beer in one hand, kazoo in
the other.

Speaker 2 (35:36):
I gotta remember how to play a kazoo.

Speaker 1 (35:38):
I'll teach you again, Okay, I'll have to. Well, I
have to do it. I gotta do I gotta do it.
Oh my Godori to tour.

Speaker 3 (35:52):
O, well done, giver hand everybody forever.

Speaker 2 (35:59):
We did get some additional news about this event.

Speaker 3 (36:01):
Oh yeah, oh oh breaking.

Speaker 1 (36:05):
Mary's quick questions.

Speaker 3 (36:08):
Hey Maris, oh I saw female.

Speaker 1 (36:10):
Soy Maris, Hey Marris every fifteen, Maris.

Speaker 4 (36:18):
Thursday live on May first, Hey Mars at Fuzzy Line brewing.
Hey Maris, we will give away kids.

Speaker 3 (36:26):
That's so fun, fun thing.

Speaker 1 (36:28):
Would I perform a live kids bop rendition? You absolutely
need to yes, Okay, I actually Texas a four four
ninety fifty. If there was any song that you've heard
on this station that you think would be great to
be a kids bop.

Speaker 2 (36:43):
Song, let me know.

Speaker 1 (36:44):
My god, I only get the most texts in I'll
do it.

Speaker 3 (36:46):
These beers look amazing at Fuzzy Line.

Speaker 2 (36:48):
I'm excited for the beer. I'm excited for the kids.

Speaker 1 (36:52):
Bob, if you have enough beer, you'll be excited for
the kids bop.

Speaker 2 (36:56):
Y's not how that works.

Speaker 4 (36:57):
Although this son at seventy three looks amazing A pale malt.

Speaker 3 (37:01):
Oh buddy, this is insane. Their food is.

Speaker 2 (37:03):
Incredible to these pictures are insane.

Speaker 3 (37:06):
We just go now playing. I just want to go
after one. I don't finish the show out there.

Speaker 1 (37:11):
I just like hanging out.

Speaker 3 (37:12):
It is going to be a good time.

Speaker 1 (37:14):
I can't wait yeah, my first fuzzy line Thirst Day Live.
Hey wait, I've got a new complaint. What is it?
I just we don't spend enough time together.

Speaker 2 (37:28):
We spend five to six hours every morning.

Speaker 1 (37:32):
Together, I know. And there's seven full days in the
week and twenty four hours in a day. We got
more to work with.

Speaker 2 (37:39):
What more would you like to do?

Speaker 1 (37:41):
Twenty four hours a day, seven days a week. I
don't think I'm asking for two much this morning, Mosh
put on Rock ninety five.

Speaker 2 (37:46):
It doesn't matter drugs in the world for this.

Speaker 3 (37:49):
First of all, yes, there are all we can do them.

Speaker 2 (37:52):
We'll need to develop something new.

Speaker 1 (37:56):
What's happening.

Speaker 4 (37:57):
There's a gentleman who found out the wrong way that
smelling dirty socks could be.

Speaker 2 (38:04):
Bad for you. There is no right way.

Speaker 1 (38:07):
Okay uh.

Speaker 2 (38:08):
He developed a fungal lung infection from regularly a jay
to work, working all day, taking his socks off at
home and taking a big huff up of his socks.

Speaker 1 (38:25):
That's so weird.

Speaker 2 (38:26):
He had a persistent cough and bloodshot eyes, and the
doctors diagnosed him with a disease I can't pronounce, but
it's an infection in his lungs.

Speaker 3 (38:39):
She's running around the back side of the board.

Speaker 1 (38:41):
Aspergillis, all right, well done, Maria.

Speaker 3 (38:45):
As Forgillis, you say.

Speaker 1 (38:48):
As Forgillis right here in public? What are you going
to do with them?

Speaker 4 (38:53):
But it's just one of those things. I have so
many questions and I want to talk to this gentleman.

Speaker 1 (38:59):
I don't want any of the answers.

Speaker 3 (39:00):
Is also the weird Listen, don't you like your own scent?
I know, I do, I know that you do. Maybe
he just maybe he just liked his own sweat smell.

Speaker 1 (39:08):
That might be true, but how does that translate into
a fungal infection? Did he have like athletes foot and
he was breathing in.

Speaker 4 (39:13):
They were just saying, like the conditions of his socks
to the conditions that were outside, very warm, very moist
environment for holding fungal diseases.

Speaker 1 (39:24):
So if the environment itself is warm, how can we
be sure that this came specifically from.

Speaker 2 (39:28):
The socks consistency?

Speaker 3 (39:30):
Next week on My Strange Addiction, that show is crazy.

Speaker 1 (39:34):
By the way, you can tell that guy's not a
fan of the white socks. Just the give me.

Speaker 3 (39:40):
Point brown sock.

Speaker 4 (39:41):
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Speaker 1 (39:52):
I'm Maris, I'm Maria Palmer.

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is why we are commercial free right now for ninety
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And it's in Michael. Yes that time, baby, it's not docks.

Speaker 3 (40:04):
Let's get after it, shall we big story this week
in the rock world, the biggest story in a while. Frankly.
There was a high speed chase that was going on
in Los Angeles. The police started chasing some of the
suspects who ran from their car. One of them ran
through the backyard of Weezer bassist.

Speaker 1 (40:20):
What's his name, Scott Schreiner.

Speaker 3 (40:22):
Yeah, see, I never knew this guy's name before. I've
been saying Weezer forever.

Speaker 1 (40:24):
I'm a Weezer super fan. It's weird.

Speaker 3 (40:26):
Scott Shriner's wife comes out of the house and Maria,
you go now because you have an update on this story.
Start from when she came out of the house.

Speaker 1 (40:36):
So she comes out of the house with a gun
in her hand because one of the male suspects was
in her next door neighbor's backyard. And then police claims
she ignored multiple commands to drop her weapon, and as
she fired one shot, it seems like she was pointing
her gun at the suspect from what this reads.

Speaker 3 (40:57):
Because yesterday we didn't even know if she had fired
a shot. The report didn't say that yet.

Speaker 1 (41:01):
Yeah. No, it honestly sounds like she got involved. Yeah,
like she was trying to help the cops. Cops were like, hey, no,
but we don't need a gun. There's another person with
a gun right now, so maybe don't do that. And
she shot and then she shot. I don't know she
shot at the cops are at the guy, but she
fired a shot and then she got shot in the
shoulder and.

Speaker 3 (41:20):
Just kind of grazed, which is interesting too.

Speaker 1 (41:23):
Yeah, she was taken to a local hospital, then charged
with attempted murder and released on a one million dollar bond.

Speaker 3 (41:28):
So obviously this story is huge and in Hollywood, in
LA there's lots of paparazzi. We have some audio here
of yes, Maries.

Speaker 1 (41:36):
No, I feel we do not have audio. Oh wait,
I didn't feel audio here.

Speaker 3 (41:44):
This is the basis from Weezer walking his dogs and
people are coming up and asking him what's going on.

Speaker 2 (41:48):
Basically, hi, how are you?

Speaker 3 (41:51):
I know it must I'm great.

Speaker 6 (41:52):
I know it must be a tough time for you today.

Speaker 2 (41:54):
All right, look at it you are.

Speaker 1 (41:56):
I want to know how's your wife doing.

Speaker 2 (41:58):
I know a lot of people are going, yeah, she's
all right.

Speaker 3 (42:02):
Thank you for asking morning, Steve Tuxedo.

Speaker 4 (42:06):
Are you upset by any chance the way that the
police handled the situation?

Speaker 3 (42:10):
You know, I can't comment on that morning.

Speaker 2 (42:13):
How are you today? Are you? Guys? He's a West's
all right? Thanks you guys.

Speaker 6 (42:17):
Is there anything you can tell us about what happened yesterday?

Speaker 2 (42:19):
No, not at all. I want to talk to you guys.

Speaker 3 (42:21):
How do you feel? And just kind of goes on
like that, and then at the very end he goes, yeah,
I'll see it at Coachella. Yeah, like he's still playing. Yeah,
but listen, if my wife got clipped by the cops
and was charged with attempted murder, I'm not going and
playing a show.

Speaker 1 (42:35):
I'll get another basis to go. You are, it's Coachella,
and you've been coractually obligated for probably at least a
year to do it, and you know it's not like
your wife just happened to get caught up in this scenario.
She went outside with a gun, pointed it and shot.

Speaker 3 (42:52):
I'm still not playing a show that weekend. Yeah, it's
such a crazy thing. That's crazy. My wife got shot. Yeah,
he's probably like, finally I can get away from She's.

Speaker 1 (43:00):
Not in the hospital for any extended period of time.

Speaker 2 (43:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (43:02):
Is she being held No, she's not being held at police.
She was released on it.

Speaker 1 (43:06):
He paid the million or she did, who knows, someone
paid the million dollars.

Speaker 3 (43:10):
It was the bonds a million.

Speaker 1 (43:11):
Yeah, wow, and she's out, so like she's fine. She's
going to stay at home and he's gonna go play
Coachella and they're both gonna be fine.

Speaker 4 (43:19):
Crazy story though here we talk about the guy in
the backyard and how he decided he was going to
blend in for just one second because his next level
wears wal though. So the story tells us that he
ran away and he just stripped down out.

Speaker 3 (43:34):
Of his clothes one of the guys that ran from
the car.

Speaker 4 (43:37):
Yes, and he's actively in the backyard watering the planet,
boxing his box.

Speaker 1 (43:43):
He's stripped down. Yeah, it looks like a dude who
just woke up and was like, okay, I got to
get started with my morning chores, watering the flower beds.
Nothing to see here, and you know what he doesn't
damn good job.

Speaker 3 (43:56):
I would have ran right by him if I was
the car kind of been like, hey man, you've seen
anybody going this way?

Speaker 2 (44:00):
It's Friday, the wet trail going through my yard right now.

Speaker 3 (44:05):
The full story up at Rock nine five to five,
Chi dot com for everything you need to know.

Speaker 1 (44:10):
We got you Beverly Hills where the shootouts happened to
be serious.

Speaker 3 (44:17):
Rock ninety five, Chicagos Rock Station Friday, Friday Friday, enjoy
your weekend. We are going to do so. With tons
of stuff going on around town this weekend, it's gonna
be fun, right, Yes, yeah, absolutely.

Speaker 4 (44:28):
Exatica Sports, sports, sports and more sports.

Speaker 1 (44:33):
You know they say, if you look at the news,
it can get you down a little bit. No, but
don't worry. The corporate shills came to me and they
told me to just go ahead and put a positive
spin on those news headlines. And what am I but
a dutiful servant. This is bad news. Bears woman faces
felon air manslaughter charge and fatal wheelchair accident. I have questions,

(44:57):
I don't have answers. Mental exam ordered for man accused
of spraying two women with caustic liquid near trail sprit sprits.

Speaker 2 (45:09):
Sprits sprits.

Speaker 1 (45:11):
Man strangled his wife, left her body in a car
to go to a job interview. Silly man, When you
kill your wife, don't go to a job interview later.

Speaker 2 (45:22):
There's so many things.

Speaker 3 (45:24):
I mean, you got to get a job though you
can't not have a job.

Speaker 1 (45:27):
At least he's a working citizen. And the worst of
it all, Mayor wants John bon Jovi's charitable restaurant gone
God forbid. We read the hungry bon Jovi already living
on a prayer out here. All of this is just
bad news, bears. How are we feeling, boys?

Speaker 4 (45:49):
That Mayor clearly doesn't want to get reelected. He might
hate his job.

Speaker 1 (45:54):
Why get re elected and help people when you can
just not care about anything or anyone that means fair?

Speaker 2 (46:01):
There he is.

Speaker 1 (46:02):
It's the morning mosh pit on Rocking ninety five five Michael.

Speaker 3 (46:06):
Text time eight four ninety five fifty eight four four
ninety five fifty. You can get your texts in at
any time. Our first run from our man JJ, He says,
good morning, guys. Mason Marris and Queen Maria. Come on, guys,
you live in Chicago where there's a ton of Mexican
peeps hot dogs for breakfast. Of course, have you guys

(46:29):
never had wines con waivo witlos wavos hot dog eggs,
hot dogs and eggs, No, he said, they are the
best for a quick breakfas quick breakfast soccers. I don't
I like a hot dog in a hot dog situation.
I don't like hot dogs chopped up in other things.

Speaker 2 (46:45):
If I'm doing anything, I'm doing cheries on huilos. There
you go.

Speaker 3 (46:47):
That sounds good, although waitless fronto's let's go growing up? Mom,
put hot dogs in the mac and cheese. Nope, hot
dogs and mac and cheese. Now, why are you knowing?

Speaker 1 (46:55):
That's like a very common thing. I've never had it,
but that's super common. That can't be that a fo.

Speaker 3 (47:03):
The best thing to do with the chainsaws. If you
go to get divorced and your spouse wants half, saw
everything in half, all the furniture and give them their half,
that sounds like a lose.

Speaker 1 (47:12):
Lose the cord's gonna love that.

Speaker 3 (47:14):
Seriously, you seem said stable. Let's see here, we're talking
about that Portillo's is now serving breakfast. We asked you
what you eat for breakfast from the eight three too,
teriso and egg breakfast tacos made from scratch, of course,
with refried beans and shreaded cheese, topped with hot sauce.
Talk dirty to me, I am getting hungry.

Speaker 1 (47:34):
Pizza be a breakfast food.

Speaker 3 (47:36):
It can bad. I'm saying breakfast pizza is one of
my favorite things, but you.

Speaker 1 (47:39):
Can't find it. It's always some rendition of bacon, egg
and cheese or sausage.

Speaker 2 (47:43):
Oh, you just want regular pizza pizza.

Speaker 1 (47:45):
But can I just have like normal food all days.
You've got a real gripe on breakfast because I get
trapped in it at least, like there are places that
have breakfast available all day, but then they have their
normal menu, but then during breakfast time that's the only
thing available. Bothers me. My life is very, very troubled,

(48:07):
the worst from.

Speaker 3 (48:07):
The seven seven three. We had an update today on
that crazy story where Weezer bassist's wife was shot by
police and charged with attempted murder. I can't believe I've
been saying that from the seven to seven three. If
she had got shot in the lung. She would have
been a weezer. Oh my gosh, Oh my gosh. Yeah,
give him the bell we deserve.

Speaker 1 (48:28):
Where's the bell? It's literally right there.

Speaker 2 (48:31):
Thank you to it is in the wrong spot.

Speaker 3 (48:33):
From the eight four to seven, You guys got to
see Alexis Texas at Exotica this weekend.

Speaker 1 (48:38):
I'll see Alexis Texas.

Speaker 2 (48:40):
We've all seen.

Speaker 1 (48:41):
I don't got to go to Exotica for that.

Speaker 3 (48:43):
From the five four to seven Exotica and C two
e two on the same weekend. Which one will Michael
wear his slave lea cause play to? How dare you
that would be? Nobody wants to see Java? Just drag
me around?

Speaker 1 (48:54):
Don't you want a leash?

Speaker 3 (48:57):
From the seven to seventh three can you please give
a big happy birthday to my son Blake? He turns
eight today. We love iron Man, Black Sabbath.

Speaker 2 (49:05):
Yeah, b Luckey, Happy birthday.

Speaker 3 (49:09):
Let's go, Happy birthday. Get your text in before we go.
You could still get something in eight four four, nine
ninety five fifty or after we leave. Walt Clinger pack
a poem, Katie. This weekend you can text us all
the time.

Speaker 2 (49:23):
Isn't Jack White at the Salt Shed? This weekend.

Speaker 3 (49:25):
Jack White at the Salt Shed this weekend, two nights
Friday and Saturday, Rock.

Speaker 2 (49:30):
Ninety five five. That wraps up our week went by quickly.

Speaker 1 (49:34):
That's fine. We got to get out of here. We
get to see to eat too. I gotta get that
Lord of the Rings.

Speaker 2 (49:39):
I know. I'm mad I'm going to miss it today.

Speaker 3 (49:41):
I got to get to exacty.

Speaker 1 (49:42):
I'm actually also mad that you're going to miss it
today because you promised me that we are going together.

Speaker 2 (49:47):
I did, and I have to back out on that promise.

Speaker 1 (49:50):
You're a lying liar who lies.

Speaker 3 (49:52):
You're never gonna let this down.

Speaker 2 (49:53):
Well, work out in the way, majorly.

Speaker 1 (49:56):
In a way that made you lie in a lying way.

Speaker 4 (50:00):
I did it, not go and then just not show
up and then just leave you stranded. I at least
let you know.

Speaker 1 (50:06):
No, you admitted to your lie. That's good.

Speaker 3 (50:07):
Why don't you just go tomorrow?

Speaker 2 (50:08):
Maria?

Speaker 1 (50:09):
My mommy's here.

Speaker 3 (50:10):
Oh, that's right, that's right.

Speaker 2 (50:11):
That's kind of fun.

Speaker 1 (50:12):
By the way, Mama, Maria, I'm hanging out with my mama.

Speaker 2 (50:15):
I don't want to take her too.

Speaker 1 (50:18):
It's not her vibe.

Speaker 3 (50:20):
What is her vibe? If she could pick a place.

Speaker 1 (50:22):
Anywhere to go to some either like, uh, operatic performance
and classical music type.

Speaker 3 (50:31):
If she's free this week and I would love to
go to an operatic performance.

Speaker 1 (50:35):
I would like you to not go to it.

Speaker 3 (50:38):
I'm going to stay away from your mom.

Speaker 1 (50:39):
You'd be like, wow, look at the rack on that one, like,
where does the fat lady sing? I hear she's got
giant jugs? Great?

Speaker 4 (50:49):
I mean, I'm going for tomorrow's panel with John Boyega
from Star Wars.

Speaker 2 (50:54):
And then it's nice because I've been.

Speaker 4 (50:56):
Like scanning everything going on a comic con over at
McCormick Place, and I'm seeing a lot of my friends
have booths there. They're artists, they're setting up the gaming
areas and it's just going to be a lot of fun.

Speaker 2 (51:10):
Now here's the real question. Yes, Michael, Yes, where are
you going this weekend?

Speaker 3 (51:15):
I'm trying to figure it out. You're going to I
kind of want to go to.

Speaker 2 (51:20):
I'm being honest.

Speaker 1 (51:21):
Yeah, although I don't think that anyone there deserves to
be subjected to you. That's not fair, Like, oh, I've
seen your movies. I've seen your movies. Oh my god,
I've seen your movies. These are all my friends.

Speaker 2 (51:32):
Michael has real questions that he needs answered.

Speaker 3 (51:35):
Yes, yeah, very important.

Speaker 1 (51:37):
Michael's going to leave Exoticon and He's going to be
like I think she was flirting with she was she
really likes me has Hey but wait, Mari's do you
have other friends?

Speaker 2 (51:50):
Yeah? I do, and you know this must be nice.

Speaker 4 (51:54):
Oh, I can introduce you to them, but you'd have
to join me on Saturday.

Speaker 1 (51:58):
I don't need other friends. You want to know what why?
I have a sense of loyalty.