April 3, 2025 • 56 mins
It’s THIRSTDAY and The Morning Mosh Pit is serving up the best (and worst) of everything today!
🍹 First Drink at 21 Stories – Chicago’s newest rooftop bar is stealing the spotlight with epic views and killer cocktails!
🍕 Chicago Pizza = Top 10 in the WORLD?! – Find out which legendary spot made the list!
🤖 ROBOT WARS with Maria – Battle bots are getting wild, and humans are getting involved!
🎸 Eddie Van Halen vs. Fred Durst – A backstage rock & roll standoff you won’t believe!
🚽 Port-a-Potties vs. Gas Station Toilets – Which public restroom nightmare is worse?!
🎮 "Fun to the Head" – Listeners compete for EPIC prizes in our trivia showdown!
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🍹 First Drink at 21 Stories – Chicago’s newest rooftop bar is stealing the spotlight with epic views and killer cocktails!
🍕 Chicago Pizza = Top 10 in the WORLD?! – Find out which legendary spot made the list!
🤖 ROBOT WARS with Maria – Battle bots are getting wild, and humans are getting involved!
🎸 Eddie Van Halen vs. Fred Durst – A backstage rock & roll standoff you won’t believe!
🚽 Port-a-Potties vs. Gas Station Toilets – Which public restroom nightmare is worse?!
🎮 "Fun to the Head" – Listeners compete for EPIC prizes in our trivia showdown!
Turn us up and get in on the madness NOW!
#iHeartRadio #MorningMoshPit #Thirstday
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Speaker 1 (00:09):
You did it.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Whoa, it's Thursday, baby, it is Thursday. Maybe it's the
morning mash but on Rock ninety five to five. My
name is Maria Palmer.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
Wow, Maris, I'm Michael. You don't want to try, I'll
give it a shot.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
I'm Michael. Yeah, don't do it sexy right. I don't
think I have to answer that anyway.
Speaker 4 (00:40):
I mean thirst today, if you want to start off
with a drink, we can't blame you because we also
just heard that from Michael to we were not one
to judge.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
But you know, water is refreshing. Water is great. Just
pour it over yourself to wash yourself. After that, I
just let it.
Speaker 4 (00:55):
Soak into your poores. Thirst today is more about the
spirit of drinking. No fun intended yet acknowledged, but not
exactly the act itself this early in the morning.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
Yeah, but you know, we're going to share some stories today.
We're gonna share some stories today as we always are.
Speaker 4 (01:16):
Going to get into the drinking mood without the drinking
until later and tonight we will be drinking.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
Well, we are going to talk about what we did
for our first drink at age twenty one.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
Today.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
Oh yeah, so each of us have different stories. We
would love to hear yours. You could get in early.
We'd get the text messages up eight four four, five fifty.
Where and what were you doing for your first drink
at twenty one? Where were you.
Speaker 4 (01:37):
For your first legal drink exactly one on your twenty
first birthday?
Speaker 2 (01:42):
Yeah, we're not trying to make a liar of you.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
I also got a crazy story about Eddie van Halen
and Fred Durst.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
Oh say there was a gun to someone's head.
Speaker 4 (01:52):
Oh yeah, yeah, but they didn't even ask a trivia question.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
Return the guitar. That's all I'm going to say. That's
coming up in a little bit. Oh yeah. And then
no kids about today, not today.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
Toto and Christopher Cross are going to be in town
and then Chavell's in town. That's gonna be in fun
to the head at eight later today, Uh nerd.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
News, So let me guess spider Man or Batman? Kindo
switch to Oh, we got pricing on that vat a
lot of.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
News to get to with that, so we're going to
dork out about that a little bit later.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
And big sports news coming from the Chicago Wolves. Yeah
what about that workout?
Speaker 1 (02:38):
No, we won't know why because I like working with
you guys.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
Okay, I don't want to. That doesn't mean you should
cage the dork. I don't free the dork. No, let
your dork wait. They're out in the spring. You're trying
to get me in trouble, and I like it. I
just want you to take your dork out. See, And
that's how we get HR involved. Jr.
Speaker 4 (03:03):
Only gets involved if you ask. No one's out here
dying to do work for free.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
Someone asked intervene.
Speaker 4 (03:12):
No one will save you here and.
Speaker 5 (03:16):
Now w C HI Weather with Michael weather Man. Great
career choice, Mike, what.
Speaker 3 (03:29):
I got a weather kick to the junk today? Do
you know what's in the forecast on Monday?
Speaker 2 (03:35):
Snow? No? Dang, dude, what is with this snore? Are
you saying? Fifth winter is? Honest?
Speaker 3 (03:49):
Well, it's gonna be brief, but it's gonna be cold
and wet enough to you know, get some precipitation today
though dry dry like everyone I've ever been.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
That's your job, buddy.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
Cloudy, breezy, Hi fifty, it's gonna be kind of warm.
My walk in today was warm.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
That was nice. Was it fifty degrees out?
Speaker 6 (04:10):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (04:10):
Yeah, it's just weird to hear you upset about snow.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
Oh, by the way, well I'm not upset. I just
figure normal people are upset, so I'm excited.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
Actually. Okay, wait, two things.
Speaker 3 (04:22):
First of all, it's gonna be a wet opening day
for the Cubs Friday tomorrow, so if you're getting prepared
for that and bring the covers opening.
Speaker 4 (04:29):
Day International Women's chos plastic ponchos.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
Also, how about those storms yesterday. Yeah, I haven't seen
the thunderstorm like that yet since I've been here. It
was rumbling, Yeah, they.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
Get that way. We didn't even get it wasn't that
bad yesterday. We've had way worse ones. Really, yeah, awesome.
I didn't get it as bad down in Oaklawn.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
So they did get a tornado in Indiana though, oh yeah,
I didn't didn't do too much damage, but it did
produce a tornado. So get ready. Gonna be wet tomorrow,
dry today, and breezy. A high fifty eight.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
There we go.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
On the other side, we're talking about our first legal
drinks cause it's Thursday on Rock ninety five to five.
Speaker 4 (05:08):
Well, we we're not quite at the weekend, but I'm
done enough with the week to want a reason to celebrate.
If only we had a day.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
Oh wait, it's rocking ninety five five Thursday. It's rock
ninety five five Thursday. But we're not at it up bar,
which is weird.
Speaker 4 (05:24):
The best way through enjoined Thursday seeing the Christian Please
thank you.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
Oh that was good. We're gonna tell you one we
thank god you're borning and drink. We are going to
talk about our twenty first birthdays. It wants to kick
us off, boys, I'll start.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
Yeah, I was. It was Thanksgiving weekend. It was on
a Saturday, thankfully.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
A lot to give thanks for, oh for sure.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
And I ended up drinking with my friends from high
school and my brother's friends.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
Who have basically grew up with me being the little
brother and now.
Speaker 6 (06:00):
Head. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
We we got so lit at the free game, and
then we ended up at this club called OM that
doesn't exist anymore.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
That's not a club. That's a sound.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
Downstairs with his dance floor, and upstairs was just kind
of like chill vibes. So I spent I was upstairs
just chilling, chilling, chilling, and like at a corner of
my eye, I saw this girl with suspenders.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
And I'm like I'm gonna dance with her, a girl
with suspender that and that. Shut up. We'll get into
that story at some point, dear listener.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
Yeah, so I just made my way drunkenly downstairs, went
and danced with her, and everybody's like yo. And I
walked away and they're all, my good job. And I'm like,
what what happened? And and they're like you were dancing
with the hot girl in the bar. The was like, oh, yeah, yeah,
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it turns out you can just checks.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
I just went about my way.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
We had white Castle on the way home, and my
mom made me go to church to next.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
I was so drunk in church. That is the blood
of Jesus.
Speaker 3 (07:13):
This given apologizing in church, like, dear God, I'm sorry, Michael,
that was yours.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
I got.
Speaker 3 (07:20):
I lucked out. So yeah, I've been in the radio
business forever. And jeez, i was my last day of
being twenty years old. I had a job interview in
New Orleans. Now we've all been on these radio job interviews.
They bring you in, they schmooze you, they get out
the credit cards, they take you anywhere you want to go.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
Blah blah blah blah.
Speaker 4 (07:36):
Corporate shill I would have enjoyed a little more schmoozing anyway.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
Continue.
Speaker 3 (07:40):
So it was on Bourbon Street, and it was the
night before I turned twenty one, at midnight. And let
me tell you something about Bourbon Street. They don't care.
Nobody carded me, no one asked.
Speaker 4 (07:49):
Yeah, well they named the street after the idea.
Speaker 3 (07:53):
So we went to a number of cool restaurants, like
there was this one restaurant where if you turns while
you're in it, yeah, or the bar spin so you'll
be drinking and talking and whatever, and you'll look up
and everything looks different and you're like, what the hell's
going on? And then we just went down and drank
all down Bourbon Street. And I turned twenty one on
Bourbon Street, drink in my hand. I think it was
a one of those big red drinks.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
Was it a grenade? No hurricane? Oh yeah, talk about
a headache.
Speaker 4 (08:18):
So you started drinking the night before you turn twenty one? Yeah, wow, Michael,
that's highly illegal.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
I know, gotta call the cops. Oh no, what are
they going to be like? Good job man.
Speaker 4 (08:31):
So you I turned twenty one in Maryland, which is
very strict about who they let into bars, and so
I was in the DMV the morning of my twenty
first birthday making sure I had my horizontal license, because
otherwise it would be they wouldn't.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
Let me so young.
Speaker 3 (08:48):
You look young too, Okay, I just mean if you
were twenty one, I would.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
Park do you first of all?
Speaker 6 (08:54):
Don't.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
Second, I don't like it. I don't time. No good.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
Yeah, just because we didn't have that when I got
my license, so I didn't have.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
I don't know what he was going for.
Speaker 3 (09:13):
I would card her if I was a bouncer and
she came up, I would, Damn you are not twenty one.
I still care even now you don't. Yeah, I was
gonna say, even now I card you. But I'm always flattered.
Now I'm like, oh you think I'm young.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
I just hope I get carted. Please please us, please us. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (09:29):
So I got that, and then I went out in
the lamest spot to go out possibly ever in that's
the Maryland, and I just like bar hopped in a
very safe environment with some of my acting school friends.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
One of them got incredibly lit.
Speaker 4 (09:42):
And there's always like that one person at acting school
that it's like, okay, well you are technically part of
the ensemble. I don't know why you're right, but you
are allowed to be, I guess by social rules. Get
you home, like they got it invited by proxy, you know.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
What I mean. Like I tossed out the invitation to
my ensemble. Hey what are you guys doing?
Speaker 4 (10:06):
Figuring like my close friends and the ensemble would show
up and then it was the whole thing, which was great.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
But yeah, he got kicked out.
Speaker 4 (10:15):
Because he got really really drunk, and then they wouldn't
let him into the next one either, and I was like, oh.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
No, man, I guess you got to go home. I'm
gonna stay out. Like he kind of expected me to leave.
Speaker 4 (10:25):
Oh he was very drunk, and also you know, yeah,
so I was like, oh no, I guess I am
going to continue with my night. Bye dude. And then yeah,
I had a good night. My father came out.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
Oh that's kind of cool. Yeah, you're just like dad.
That was before I got super super drunk.
Speaker 4 (10:44):
I also visited my brother because he was working at
a wine bar at the time.
Speaker 2 (10:47):
This was before he moved to Japan, and I was like, hey.
Speaker 4 (10:50):
So like make some family was like hey, everyone, I
can drink now, and they were like.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
Oh god, yeah. But what about you? What was your
first legal drink?
Speaker 1 (11:02):
Like eight four four ninety five fifty texts us these
immaculate stories.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
We know it goes great with pizza drinks.
Speaker 3 (11:10):
Yes, and a pizza place in Chicago has been named
one of the best in the world.
Speaker 2 (11:15):
And we'll tell you what it is. I hope it's Peace.
Is it Peace? He's pizza? No, Piece is really good.
I've never even heard of that one. Dude's talk pizza.
Speaker 3 (11:24):
Next, we got Chabelle tickets in the eight o'clock hour
Rock ninety five five, Chicago's rock station.
Speaker 1 (11:32):
We have Time Out magazine listing the nineteen best pizza ria's.
Speaker 2 (11:38):
In the world's go.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
Favorite food and the only mistake is that there's only
one spot from Chicago.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
Okay, hold on, let me get my notes out. I
got to note this as I know what I'm doing
for lunch.
Speaker 4 (11:50):
Pizzaria is what my drunk alter ego who always wants
pizza is.
Speaker 2 (11:54):
Called your Pizzeria. We're gonna need to meet Pizza at
some point before we find this out. Do you guys
have a favorite pizza place around Peace? Your's is called
Piece Pizza.
Speaker 4 (12:10):
It's in wicker Park and it is so insanely good.
I don't think I've ever had a slice there that
didn't straight up blow me away.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
Yeah, I'm a big fan of Peaks.
Speaker 3 (12:20):
Pea Quats is great. Yeah, I still I don't like
saying it because people are like, what tourists do. I
love Giordano's Deep Dish pizza. I love it, But that's
what you like?
Speaker 1 (12:30):
Good gosh, right now you're still on your Chicago pizza journey,
and make sure you add Millie's Milza in the pan
They have a location in Uptown and in Berwin and
came in at eleventh on this list of nineteen and
I'm kind of shocked that there's not more from Chicago
in general, just because we are the pizza capital in general.
Speaker 2 (12:53):
Was the number one? Who I think it is?
Speaker 4 (12:54):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (12:56):
Wanh want New York Naples? Oh really, I have some
of the best pizza in the world.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
Number one is Naples, Number two New York, number three, Tokyo,
four Roman, then five Sydney.
Speaker 2 (13:08):
And I have questions about this pizza coming out of Sydney.
Speaker 3 (13:11):
But yeah, yeah, in China or like in Tokyo, I
guess do they do normal American pizza or is it
like a version of American pizza. That's kind of interesting.
You know what we're gonna have to do is pizza too.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
I want to go so bad. Further question, is pizza American?
I don't think it is. It's a that's right, Yeah, well,
I mean American American is the same way that Chinese
food in America back a little bit different.
Speaker 3 (13:36):
I have a friend who went to Italy and she
was like, it's not like that. Everything tastes different.
Speaker 2 (13:42):
Yeah, probably is good and healthy and I appreciate it.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
But the nice part about Millie's is they've only been
open since twenty twenty, so they're fairly new into the
pizza game and very excited to make my way over
to try.
Speaker 4 (13:56):
They've got to be good if they opened in the pandemic.
Speaker 3 (13:59):
And stayed open, all right? Making lists that business alone
international list. This isn't an Illinois list, This isn't a
Chicago list. This is an international list.
Speaker 4 (14:10):
You know what should be on that list? And the
cool thing is it's not localized. You can get it anywhere.
A pizza lunchable. Discuss the way that they have that crust.
It's soft but aldente. It's not quite a cracker. It's
not quite a bread product. It's like a not fully
cooked bread product. So it's got a little bit of
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that doiness in there.
Speaker 2 (14:34):
Did you at least put it in? No?
Speaker 4 (14:36):
What No, I'm in the car driving from Illinois to Ohio.
Speaker 2 (14:43):
No no, no, no no no no no no.
Speaker 4 (14:44):
No monster energy so that I don't pass out while
I'm driving.
Speaker 2 (14:48):
You get onto the rumble strips and I need to
eat something that isn't going to be talking about as
three hours. So I get a pizza lunchable and I
eat it in the car. I'm sorry. I'm sorry that
I lived to just sit in full life.
Speaker 1 (15:02):
No, somebody who claims they have taste never put the
pizza lunchable in a oven or microwave, like, come on, no.
Speaker 2 (15:10):
Warm the uckets plastic.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
Eight four four ninety five fifty. Have you tried Milly's
pizza in the pan?
Speaker 2 (15:19):
Have you tried pizza lunchable? Okay? Okay?
Speaker 1 (15:22):
Two different spectrums of pizza, two different spectrums of pizza.
Speaker 3 (15:26):
Or wondering what's your favorite pizza? There we got your
favorit pizza place you can that's a better question.
Speaker 2 (15:30):
Yes, let us know.
Speaker 1 (15:31):
In the text Morning Mashpit on Rock ninety five five, Maria.
Speaker 2 (15:36):
You were sassy. It's just really satty.
Speaker 4 (15:41):
Tenchnology science Advances we on Rock ninety five to five
see that as a move towards an inevitable.
Speaker 2 (15:49):
You've been by s as a robot wall from the
front of the inevitable robot war. Damn it, they're already winning.
Speaker 4 (15:57):
Researchers have discovered that quote power users of chat gpt
are finding themselves increasingly dependent on the chatbot, with some
even showing signs of addiction.
Speaker 2 (16:11):
We're addicted to Ai, No, I'm addicted to punctuation. That's
what I'm addicted to.
Speaker 4 (16:16):
Users who converse with chat gpt for longer periods of
time start considering it a friend and feel stressed by
subtle changes in the language it offers. In extreme cases,
the users show indicators of addiction, including preoccupation, withdrawal symptoms,
loss of control, yeah, loss of control.
Speaker 2 (16:34):
And mood modification.
Speaker 4 (16:36):
What I think that this is people pleasing on steroids
to the point of robot pleasing, where they're like, AI,
are you mad at me?
Speaker 1 (16:43):
I don't like the words robot pleasing in the same
sentence together.
Speaker 4 (16:47):
Hey, Michael, how do you feel about the words of
robot pleasing.
Speaker 2 (16:50):
I like, like, I'm very happy. I had a little
bit of a feeling there. Are we already at her?
Yeoh yeah, oh we've been at her. Okay, we were
at her.
Speaker 4 (17:01):
One's video games created female characters to put on the screen.
Speaker 3 (17:05):
The best thing about chat GPT is you can type
in chicken scratch and go, hey, write this up for me,
and it does it. I don't have time to sit
and perfectly make an email that sounds perfect and is
easy to read, so I just dump it all into
chat GPT and go, hey, write this.
Speaker 6 (17:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (17:19):
What else do you like about chat GPT? Yeah, I
don't know. Off the radio, do you like her personality?
Speaker 4 (17:25):
Do you like how you just tell her what to
do and she does it and even better than you
could have possibly imagined.
Speaker 2 (17:30):
She's a good listener.
Speaker 4 (17:31):
Yeah, Michael is a brilliant example of how chat GPT
is gonna just reel you and and AI's gonna get addicted.
Next thing, you know, you have a codependent relationship with
the robot.
Speaker 5 (17:47):
And this one's news from the front of the Inevitable
Human Robot War.
Speaker 6 (17:58):
Another one.
Speaker 2 (18:00):
The dust. You'd think they'd learned from the guy before.
It's the Morning Mash. But I'm rocketety five five. What
do we doing?
Speaker 6 (18:07):
Boys?
Speaker 1 (18:07):
Clearly I'm on a food tip this morning. Food and
Wine has the best US cities with the best restaurant scenes,
and they're trying to start a fight yet again. I'm
gonna I'm gonna hit the top five here. New Orleans
at number five, it's just, you know, famous for the
culture and a musical scene.
Speaker 2 (18:27):
I need to go again.
Speaker 4 (18:28):
Yes, I only went the one time, and I barely
experienced it.
Speaker 2 (18:31):
I was way too drunk the few times I've been
in New Orleans a few times, multiple times. Austin comes
in at number four.
Speaker 1 (18:40):
They have a healthy mix of a good barbecue scene
with fine dining as well.
Speaker 2 (18:45):
Okay, two things.
Speaker 1 (18:49):
We have everything, and that's why I'm fighting with this list.
What's the possible? Number three here? Los Angeles? And it
just says the city has a lot of creative energy
and it extends into their restaurants. Now here's the problem.
Speaker 2 (19:01):
You've never been to Los Angeles, neither of I. Guys.
We gotta go to California. What California? A million? You
can just travel everyone. I go to Napa. Why I
drink frenzya like a woman anyway. Sorry, how are the
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bubble guts after that one? I don't get those.
Speaker 3 (19:25):
I'm a lady because I eat it in and out
when I go there, so I'm not doing anything.
Speaker 1 (19:33):
So the point of contention is number two in Chicago,
and they start off if you're looking for a taste
of Italian beef sandwich to a scene that also features
deep dish pizzas. All they say, you won't be disappointed
in Chicago.
Speaker 4 (19:52):
Now you've never spent any extended period of time in
Chicago series.
Speaker 1 (19:56):
And then with New York at number one with tens
thousands of places to eat, are you kidding me? Yeah,
we have just as many places to eat as New York.
Speaker 4 (20:07):
Does and more affordable. Yes, yeah that point, and the
service is better.
Speaker 1 (20:12):
So yes, looking at food and Wines list, Yes, they
got the right groups in the top ten, just in
the wrong order.
Speaker 2 (20:19):
Yeah, and we all know this.
Speaker 1 (20:21):
Chicago's got fine options across the city.
Speaker 2 (20:25):
You could get anything here.
Speaker 7 (20:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (20:26):
That need to be a series.
Speaker 4 (20:28):
Boys, do we need to like go out to Chicago
Land's best restaurants and like prove that we should be
number one on these lists?
Speaker 2 (20:35):
Well? Yes, because I want to go and eat yeah,
I'm saying by Barber Shills, I have an idea. Yeah,
we do feed us.
Speaker 3 (20:43):
This could be a number thing, actually, says New York
City boasts twenty seven eighty three restaurants. Okay, Chicago has
just over seventy three hundred.
Speaker 4 (20:52):
Okay, but the seventy three hundred restaurants that we have
are the best version of that food you've ever had
or we'll have.
Speaker 2 (21:00):
In your life.
Speaker 3 (21:01):
All Right, what you got a favorite restaurant, favorite rest
So if you were going to recommend somebody came to
town and they're like, where should I eat? What's the
first thing you're gonna say?
Speaker 4 (21:09):
It would have been owing an engine, but they closed. Unfortunately.
I sent a lot of people to Fuddega.
Speaker 2 (21:14):
Was that yesterday? That's that was what I was gonna say.
Speaker 1 (21:16):
I had a few really good dinners at Jean and
George Attie's Geene.
Speaker 2 (21:20):
I'm not going to take a note. Yeah, Georgia, it's
a really nice it's a really nice steaks.
Speaker 4 (21:24):
Binning Jay probably has the best breakfast in the city.
Speaker 2 (21:28):
For according to me, if you want the best father,
go to Fodega. Oh I love that place. A dip
all right, the vi.
Speaker 1 (21:35):
It We've been asking for recommendations all morning because we're hungry,
but we do want to hear from you. Eight four
four nine five ninety five fifty. What's your favorite restaurant
in Chicago?
Speaker 5 (21:46):
The now here's a bit only plug there plug my pit.
Speaker 2 (21:52):
It's about that time. Oh my god, whoa what? Plug
my pit? Huh clip that you're going to put it
in some action.
Speaker 3 (22:00):
Oh And now, ladies and gentlemen, Maria polor pol.
Speaker 2 (22:06):
Go her mornings on the Morning mor It.
Speaker 1 (22:08):
Doesn't sound right, but eight four four ninety five fifty
we want you to go see Toto, Christopher Cross and
a minute work all the Credit Union one Amphitheater on Saturday,
August ninth. And we have a question, and it's not
just any question, it's the world's most difficult question. That
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nine five five ninety five fifty.
Speaker 2 (22:33):
The tickets can be yours.
Speaker 1 (22:36):
Rock ninety five to five. Are we speaking with Amber?
Speaker 2 (22:39):
You are? Good morning everyone? How are you today? Good?
Just hold into work funny, I'm okay, But how are
you guys? You know what, We're happy to make you
a little bit late today. How's the color of.
Speaker 4 (22:54):
Your energy is the color of your energy.
Speaker 1 (22:57):
Yeah, just talking about well done, Michael.
Speaker 4 (23:01):
I want to dial three one one for that drug.
Speaker 2 (23:06):
Thank you, thank you. No, that is my point. You
both get points.
Speaker 1 (23:12):
All right, Amber, We want to set you up with
you to get to see Toto, Christopher Cross.
Speaker 2 (23:17):
And men at work.
Speaker 1 (23:18):
But I have the world's most difficult question. Are you ready?
I was born for this?
Speaker 2 (23:25):
But all yes, Amber Witchamp spell your first name? Oh God, Okay,
here we go.
Speaker 3 (23:34):
Do we want this like sput okay a as an
Amber as in Merret Maria, Michael, he as.
Speaker 5 (23:42):
In third he as in Amber as in Rock ninety five.
Speaker 6 (23:51):
Five ber.
Speaker 2 (24:00):
Behind It all absolutely glorious and Amber get and I'm excited.
I mean, they're not kids Bop tickets, but it'll be great.
Speaker 6 (24:15):
Pop.
Speaker 2 (24:15):
Amber, you're continuously my favorite.
Speaker 1 (24:18):
You're going to see not kids, Bob, Toto, Christopher Cross,
and A Minute Work on Saturday, August night the Credit
Union Amphitheater. I'm assuming you're going to be taking that
lovely husband of yours.
Speaker 2 (24:32):
Oh it will be going yet, Yeah, time tell him
to watch himself. I'm coming in out right.
Speaker 1 (24:48):
Everyone else that wants tickets to this show head on
over to livenation dot com and get your tickets today.
Speaker 2 (24:58):
Now here's five US things with Maris.
Speaker 5 (25:02):
Why does he always drop his bands during this part.
Speaker 2 (25:04):
Of the show. I see at least two of the things.
No boys, no questions.
Speaker 1 (25:12):
Yeah, starting things off with five things, we're talking about
a man who went to a grocery store with a
machete to steal cine bonds and incense.
Speaker 2 (25:23):
I don't believe it. I've never seen a man go
to a grocery store. I hate you, no points. He
has arrested.
Speaker 1 (25:33):
Immediately and is on a fifty thousand dollars bond right now.
In good news for Looney Tunes, Flintstones and Tom and Jerry,
we're gonna get new movie right, Thank goodness. Somebody is
taking to Warner Brother's properties and putting them to good use.
The most recent Looney Tunes film animated animated movie.
Speaker 2 (25:56):
With Porky Pig and Daffy Duck.
Speaker 1 (25:58):
I got yeah the last day the Earth blew up
in theaters now making money, but I like the nostalgia
of it all.
Speaker 2 (26:08):
Okay, all right, number oh, it's actually number three. Here
we go.
Speaker 1 (26:14):
Two women have been passing a birthday card between each
other for the last eighty one years, two best friends
continue to send the same card back and forth. This
started obviously eighty one years ago on a fourteenth birthday,
and they've kept a tradition alive. At the sixtieth anniversary
of this, they were noted in the Guinness World Record
(26:36):
Book and we have the next delivery of the birthday
card coming next month.
Speaker 2 (26:41):
I can't even go to the gym two days in
a row consistently.
Speaker 1 (26:45):
Years of consistency, eighty one years of friendship more or less,
that's crazy.
Speaker 2 (26:50):
Yeah, yeah, that's the crazy part to think about friends. Okay,
we'll get you there. Same old people do. McDonald's humans.
Now we have robots. Thank god. They always give me
the answers that I want and they know how to
touch me. That's right.
Speaker 1 (27:09):
McDonald's is dropping their Minecraft happy meals right before the
movie launches.
Speaker 2 (27:14):
One Hey, hry our voice on the TV response to it,
Mikey maybe has a crush and that's an okay thing. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (27:25):
The Minecraft movie out this Friday, will and the happy
meal that's dropping will feature twelve different blockheads hilarious, And
then you can also get in game skins and other
perks with said happy meals for all you Minecraft lovers
out there.
Speaker 4 (27:38):
Who needs a Minecraft blockhead when you have us three
every morning on the morning Marshman on Rock ninety five.
Speaker 2 (27:45):
Fine, nice, nice.
Speaker 1 (27:46):
And then finally a team trives s border plane with
a fake ID busted e immediately at New Jersey, tsay,
and when the cops got there to investigate, he admitted
that he got the idea I d too by clickor.
Speaker 2 (28:05):
Yes, so why is he using it at the airport?
I don't know, to use your normal.
Speaker 4 (28:11):
And then by the liquor for question, Hey, can you
get him on the line as.
Speaker 1 (28:16):
Actually yes, let me call him right now. He's actually yes.
Speaker 2 (28:19):
I'm glad someone here can do something and it's not
going to be.
Speaker 1 (28:22):
Me a sixth thing today. Oh Maria has never seen
space jam. Oh that's crazy.
Speaker 2 (28:29):
That is a.
Speaker 1 (28:30):
Travesty, sorry, travesty.
Speaker 2 (28:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (28:34):
The soundtrack and we're talking about Looney Tunes making a resurgence.
Speaker 2 (28:39):
And this was in the Michael Jordan's Bill.
Speaker 4 (28:42):
Murray Bill, I forgot about Bill Murray.
Speaker 1 (28:46):
It is a timeless classic that you will enjoy today.
Speaker 2 (28:50):
That's a great one today. Yes, I'm gonna watch it today.
Speaker 1 (28:53):
No, I'm saying I'm offer ring a movie. You watch
space Jam and then I will watch something in kind.
Speaker 2 (29:02):
What's that horse movie? You like? Is the Secretary? Maybe Seabiscuit?
Speaker 3 (29:09):
Maybe maybe the horse Whisper started maybe which I was
on board.
Speaker 4 (29:17):
Horse Horses Michael soundtrack by Brian Adams.
Speaker 6 (29:23):
Let's go.
Speaker 2 (29:24):
You're in this.
Speaker 4 (29:25):
You gotta watch Hot Horse, you gotta Watrse.
Speaker 2 (29:29):
All right, well we'll get into this cartoon.
Speaker 4 (29:31):
But i'd make it work. And maybe you are going
to be the one who saves me. I say, full well,
knowing that's ever gonna happen.
Speaker 2 (29:43):
But it's what he wants to hear. And God, he's pretty.
It's the morning mosh been on rock and ninety five five? Boys,
what are we doing?
Speaker 3 (29:50):
I have an awesome rock and roll story, an awesome one.
So there's a book out called Eruption in the Canyon
two hundred and twelve Days and Nights with the genius
of Eddie Van Halen.
Speaker 2 (30:02):
Hell of a title, just a little bit. OK, this
is crazy. Here's what happened.
Speaker 3 (30:08):
So the author, Andrew Bennett, Van Halen and Fred Durst
jammed together after Westboorland.
Speaker 2 (30:13):
Quiitlent biscuit? You remember that was a big deal back
in the day.
Speaker 3 (30:16):
They were all going they were all jamming together and
some people at the party, and some people there started
smoking weeds. So Eddie van Halen left. It was like,
I am not into the weed whatever.
Speaker 2 (30:24):
He left.
Speaker 3 (30:25):
The next day he contacted Durst to get his guitars
and amplifiers back, but fred Durst like ghosted him.
Speaker 2 (30:30):
Oh like.
Speaker 3 (30:31):
He tried contacting him multiple times. He wouldn't respond, wouldn't respond.
So this is what Eddie van Halen did. I love
this man. Eddie bought an assault vehicle from a military auction.
Speaker 2 (30:45):
Salt vehicle quote.
Speaker 3 (30:48):
It had a shine gun mount on the back, which
is not legal. Eddie drove the assault vehicle through l
A into Beverly Hills.
Speaker 2 (30:57):
Nobody stopped, then.
Speaker 3 (30:58):
Parked and left it running on the front lawn of
fred Durst's house. Incredible, drove it right up on the lawn.
Speaker 2 (31:07):
They say.
Speaker 3 (31:07):
He got out wearing no shirt, his hair in a
samurai bun, jeans held up with a strand of rope,
and combat boots held together with duct tape. Oh my god,
he means business and he had a gun in his hands.
Speaker 2 (31:18):
This is my hero. I want to be this person.
Speaker 3 (31:21):
Una. I'm gonna censor this as I say it. Quote
that a hole answered the door, recalled Van Halen, explaining, quote,
I put my gun to that stupid effing red hat
of his, and I said, where's my s mf.
Speaker 2 (31:33):
Ha, where's my stunt stuff? Mother lover?
Speaker 3 (31:37):
Yeah, he said, he goes that f and guy just
turned to one of his employees, looking completely terrified, and said, go.
Speaker 6 (31:43):
Get his stuff. Go get his stuff.
Speaker 4 (31:47):
That's not okay, Oh insane. Don't ever put a gun
to someone's head. However, have you seen that video. It's
of these two soldiers and one is in a tank
and one is outside the.
Speaker 2 (31:58):
Tank, and he's like, yeah the tank guys like, you're.
Speaker 7 (32:01):
On my dad.
Speaker 2 (32:04):
And he's like, hey, guess what I've been a take
and you're not in a tank?
Speaker 4 (32:08):
Whatever I want, same deal, yes, take, don't bring it
gun to a tank fight.
Speaker 3 (32:13):
Also a good reminder to return your neighbor's leaf flower.
You don't need these kind of problems.
Speaker 2 (32:17):
Doing guitars and ramps.
Speaker 3 (32:19):
Like the explanation of what he looked like, no shirt
falling off.
Speaker 8 (32:24):
But I didn't want to be here mother ever, But
guess what you took daddy's toys and it didn't give
him back.
Speaker 2 (32:37):
So what's in your yard right now? A mother forking?
Let's go baby?
Speaker 4 (32:49):
When I come around doors, we'd like to call it
on rocket ninety five to five a windmill.
Speaker 2 (32:54):
It's the morning mash bit. What are we doing? Boss?
Speaker 3 (33:02):
Yes, there's not a darn sports game being played in
the Chicago area today.
Speaker 2 (33:10):
No, no, it's no White Sox. Oh my gods. No
black Hawks? Wow? Are you guys doing all right?
Speaker 3 (33:17):
I don't know what I'm gonna do today, but black
Hawks loss last night to the Colorado.
Speaker 2 (33:21):
Avalanche three to two. You've called it, I did. The
Avalanche just a phenomenal team.
Speaker 4 (33:26):
You know what I like about sports, It's like, why
have a hobby when you can watch other people having
a hobby professionally?
Speaker 2 (33:31):
Exactly? You can still amateur that hobby. But that's not
what we're doing watching sports.
Speaker 3 (33:35):
My feet hurt. I'm not going out and playing sports. Wat,
you're not kidding. Chicago Wolves. Congratulations of the Chicago Wolves
are buddies over there. They are in the AHL Playoffs.
Speaker 2 (33:48):
Hot all playoffs, as I like to call on the
hunt for the Calder Cup. Go Wolves.
Speaker 3 (33:57):
Cubs swept the A's big ass whooping yesterday over there again,
and please extend Kyle Tucker.
Speaker 2 (34:05):
That's all I'm gonna say.
Speaker 3 (34:06):
The guy hit four home runs in four games. Let's
get him a new contract, Kyle Tucker, keep him on
the team.
Speaker 2 (34:15):
You were there, Michael had no idea.
Speaker 3 (34:16):
What's coming, Harris, I'm so stuck in baseball right now?
What is going on with March madness? Are we waiting
for games to start?
Speaker 2 (34:23):
Yeah? Well you know you got four before.
Speaker 1 (34:26):
Yeah, you can get four days of games, as Maria
knows right now since we are at the final.
Speaker 2 (34:31):
Four games are on Saturday. Okay, okay, the Finals is
on Monday night. So no matter who you are, that's
a good game. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (34:40):
And it's one of those things where it's just like
I'm gonna have to get the clips on social Yeah, yeah, insane.
Speaker 2 (34:48):
That's always how I have to catch up. It is
the worst.
Speaker 1 (34:51):
Sip off is normally at like eight for the final,
and I'm just like man sleep by.
Speaker 2 (34:56):
Yeah, yeah, who's playing?
Speaker 6 (34:59):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (35:00):
Who's playing in the final? Who's playing? The players? No?
Speaker 1 (35:04):
No, no, no, no, no, I need four schools they're playing
in the final.
Speaker 2 (35:08):
Four. Well, they're not in school anymore, they're professionals. No,
they're not. They're still in college. What schools college came?
Speaker 4 (35:17):
Okay, I get to know, Well, you know you got
you got the university, of course, and then you go
and then you've got the college. Uh, don't even forget
about the graduate program.
Speaker 2 (35:33):
And they're athletes and of course the prep school.
Speaker 3 (35:38):
By the way, all four schools Cubs Opening day at
Wrigley tomorrow.
Speaker 4 (35:41):
Duking it out on the field.
Speaker 2 (35:46):
You accidentally named a team and the final Oh wow, wow,
you know because they're duking it out, which I knew. Yeah.
What's an animal in Florida? A gator? There's two? A
dolphin city in Texas? Dolphins? Uh, mosquito? You say a
(36:08):
city in Texas A Dallas in Austin.
Speaker 6 (36:15):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (36:25):
Now here's a bit only plug. It's time for.
Speaker 4 (36:31):
The what I say that like every single day I've
never heard because I've never heard you say it like that.
Speaker 2 (36:42):
It Yeah, that one. It's new for me. You like it?
I did? Okay, funds and a head is on the way.
Speaker 1 (36:50):
This is our trivia game where we answer questions for you.
You kick one of us if we answer questions.
Speaker 3 (36:57):
Wow, that's a good shot. That's another nip shot, just
like guess today stopped him right in the middle of
his Maria, pick Maria today, Dear Maria, we will light
her up.
Speaker 1 (37:06):
Maria, Dear, I want you to pick Maria so that
she can win the Chevelle tickets.
Speaker 2 (37:12):
But I also want to shoot her with a nerf
duart right now? You appointed?
Speaker 4 (37:16):
I mean, I basically begged him not to shoot, and
he fully had mercy on me for me to immediately
turn around.
Speaker 2 (37:23):
And I hope you learned something from this is great.
Speaker 1 (37:25):
Four ninety five fifty. Maria is the only available candidate
for Fun to the Head today like that.
Speaker 2 (37:33):
No, no, she will.
Speaker 1 (37:36):
She will help you get the cheval tickets. That's all
the way on Rock ninety five five Rock ninety five
to five. Are we speaking with Christina? You are Christina?
How are you doing today?
Speaker 2 (37:54):
I am wonderful Christina. You will be that aiding and
abetting a crime today?
Speaker 1 (38:00):
Mmmmmmmm No, No, here's here's what's happening, Christina.
Speaker 2 (38:05):
Where do you work? We just want to learn a
little bit about you right now. I am a stand
home mom. Oh fantastic. You're the best of the best.
Speaker 1 (38:13):
The best of the best, true album. So this is
Fun to the Head. This is a trivia game where
we answer questions for you in order for you to
win tickets up for grabs today our Chevelle. Very easy
decision today. There's only one option to go with. Who
would you like to choose to answer questions for you?
Speaker 2 (38:32):
It's me. It has to be me. You have to
pick me. Okay, I pick you? Okay, thank you. Christ
Such a difficult choice.
Speaker 4 (38:40):
Because Varus wants to fight since I've been getting in
too many shots because it can't keep.
Speaker 2 (38:44):
Up with me. Wow, we gotta get the whole target
practice today.
Speaker 4 (38:51):
But that spirit, it is exactly that target practice.
Speaker 2 (38:56):
I'm dodging. I'm moving today. You don't get me. We'll
see if you can get through this. Can I get
points if I miss him? No?
Speaker 1 (39:03):
Okay, I mean you'll get points points, but you won't
get points for the game. Fine, okay, fair Christina, We
are all set and ready.
Speaker 2 (39:11):
Here we go.
Speaker 1 (39:11):
Question one, which spirit is made from the blue agave
plant and must be produced in a specific region of
Mexico to be considered authentic tequila.
Speaker 2 (39:26):
She's feeling very confident.
Speaker 4 (39:28):
You also have the issue of the fact that I
know a lot of random stuff because I've spent a
lot of time on the internet.
Speaker 2 (39:34):
We're not doubting any of that. All right, Christina, how
are you feeling. I'm feeling good. I feel like I
picked the right person for this game. Yeah, we forced you.
Look at the draw.
Speaker 1 (39:46):
Question two, which part of the human body contains the
smallest bones?
Speaker 2 (39:53):
Here?
Speaker 1 (40:03):
She got the question right, but she's taunting me, so
I had to. That's fair the work that we make
up the rules. Christina, you really did make a fantastic choice. Yeah,
she's one question, Christina, one question away from getting you
those Chevelle tickets.
Speaker 2 (40:23):
May or may not know this one who holds the.
Speaker 1 (40:26):
Record for most career home runs in Chicago Cubs history.
Speaker 2 (40:36):
Say a name I don't know, Edy, say a name
that was a Yankee. That's a Yankee.
Speaker 4 (40:43):
That's a Yankee, Christina.
Speaker 2 (40:49):
Not today, No, not today.
Speaker 7 (40:52):
No, I'm so sorry, Christina.
Speaker 1 (41:10):
I had to take some time to shoot Maria. She's
been bothering me all day.
Speaker 2 (41:14):
And you can see that video going up on our
social media. I only had six shots to work through.
Speaker 1 (41:20):
I had a feeling you were going to get this
one for yourself, Christina.
Speaker 2 (41:24):
Way to jump in to get that one. Save Maria.
Didn't get any wrong today. Proud of you. Do you
want to ask me the last two? Just to see.
Speaker 1 (41:35):
What is the Japanese term for a dish of thinley
slice for all fish served without rice?
Speaker 2 (41:40):
And you have got this, oh sashimi?
Speaker 3 (41:43):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (41:43):
And then which pop punk band released Ocean Avenue in
two thousand and three and was known for their signature
violin sound.
Speaker 2 (41:51):
Is that yellow card? It is yellow card?
Speaker 1 (41:53):
But more importantly, Christina got a Night on the Town
which asking Alexandria Dead Poet Society all at Byeline Bank
Aragon Ballroom on August fifteenth.
Speaker 2 (42:07):
Just get a sitter or take the kids, whatever choice
do you want to make the husband?
Speaker 1 (42:14):
Yeah, date tonight. Shout out to your husband really quick. Joseph, Oh, Joseph, Joseph.
Speaker 4 (42:22):
Hey, buddy, if you're listening right now, probably time to
get your girl flowers hug.
Speaker 2 (42:25):
Oh yes, and get ready for Chevelle.
Speaker 1 (42:28):
And if you want to go to Chevelle yourself and
be like Christina, get your tickets at livenation dot com.
Speaker 2 (42:34):
Today it's time to dork out, and dork we shall.
Speaker 4 (42:47):
For seven out geeks. You'd think we named the geeks.
Speaker 2 (42:53):
I like nerd better.
Speaker 1 (42:55):
Yesterday there was a big Nintendo direct. They gave us
so many details about.
Speaker 3 (43:01):
Nintendo Switch to Now help me out, Yes, sir, what's
the Why is there an advantage to the switch to
versus the Switch one?
Speaker 1 (43:09):
Nintendo is finally stepped up and is competing with PlayStation four.
Speaker 2 (43:13):
Okay, so the graphics are better. Okay, so it's just
a general upgrade on it. It is a general upgrade Nintendo's.
Speaker 1 (43:25):
Nintendo's kind of been in their own lane for a
little while where they decided that they weren't going to
keep up with PlayStation at Xbox. They're going to do
their own thing. I like it, and everybody said, absolutely not.
We want something that competes. We want a powerful enough
machine to be right there, and that's what they've given us.
Speaker 2 (43:43):
Bigger, faster, better sound.
Speaker 1 (43:45):
The controllers are called joy Cons and they have a
new stop it. They have new features for motion tracking,
and they can act as a mouse. Just bought me
an really now, okay, graphics increase, it's just gonna be amazing.
(44:06):
We have the release date of June fifth. It's going
to be starting at four hundred and forty nine dollars.
Speaker 2 (44:12):
Okay, that's frid just the switch. Why does switch to? Switch?
Was a handheld. It is a handheld. It is I'm
looking at it right now. It looks like a console.
It is a console. It does both. It's both.
Speaker 1 (44:24):
You want to if you want to get this with
Mario Kart World, which is the flagship game that they're
launching with the switch, that's only five hundred dollars.
Speaker 2 (44:34):
I may do that now, Michael. The thing that you're confusing.
Speaker 1 (44:38):
You can dock the switch and connect it to your
TV's or you can take it as a handheld and
play with it.
Speaker 2 (44:44):
So why would anybody get a PlayStation? This is amazing.
Speaker 1 (44:47):
There's two drastically different, drastically different systems. That's another conversation.
All right, Mario Kart.
Speaker 2 (44:53):
World versus a spirit you know, yeah.
Speaker 1 (44:57):
Mario kartt World is going to be the new for
the first game that comes out with this one. You're
going to be able to drive all over the world.
It's an open world driving game. You can drive with
your friends.
Speaker 4 (45:09):
There's still going to be a little guy on a
cloud with a fishing pole to come rescue me when
I go off.
Speaker 1 (45:13):
A cliff, I would assume. So you can race with
up to twenty four players live. Oh that's cool, which
is going to be intense and insane. One other game
that I was very excited about launching in July Donkey
Kong Bonanza.
Speaker 3 (45:26):
All right, these are like two of my childhood favorite
games of all time.
Speaker 2 (45:30):
Michael's in. I'm in because I'm more of a Nintendo guy.
I always happened.
Speaker 1 (45:33):
Yeah, I wasn't going to be an early adapter, but
now I'm getting on a pre sale list.
Speaker 4 (45:38):
I have the opposite issue with video games that I
do with movie studios.
Speaker 2 (45:42):
What's up? Yeah, keep giving me those old ideas.
Speaker 4 (45:44):
I want more Mario games, right, I want more Donkey Kong,
Metroid Prime.
Speaker 2 (45:49):
Yeah, yes, give me a new Doom.
Speaker 6 (45:52):
Oh.
Speaker 4 (45:52):
Also, because I'm a human, I'm full of contradictions and flaws.
Speaker 2 (45:57):
I'm not perfect. Yes, we know, we know you're not perfect.
What is perfect?
Speaker 1 (46:02):
Ninety five minutes commercial free next on Rock ninety five
to five, and we are ninety five minutes commercial free
inside the Morning Mashpit on Rock ninety five five.
Speaker 2 (46:13):
Michael, it's about that time in it. Let's do a
rock report. Oh yeah, rocks.
Speaker 3 (46:17):
Some breaking news for us. Apparently Shannon and Tony had
quit Godsmack last year.
Speaker 2 (46:23):
Whoa, Oh, but they.
Speaker 3 (46:25):
Didn't break the news because it wasn't really a bad thing.
It's all in, you know, Okay, everybody's on good terms,
professional stuff. They quote, just don't want to tour anymore.
Fair imagine it is thirty years on the road, yeah,
a legendary band. Yeah, and then you've got a family
like I just I can understand that.
Speaker 2 (46:42):
I don't know that I could tour at all. I
don't think that would be fun.
Speaker 3 (46:44):
I'd like to do it once, but maybe a one
Maris is one tour, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (46:48):
Just once. I don't know who's gonna listen. But the
strong home.
Speaker 4 (46:53):
Base that I've already like built out, and then I
also wanted tour.
Speaker 2 (46:56):
Yeah, they say.
Speaker 3 (46:57):
Quote After almost three incredible decades, two of our most
cherish members, Tony and Shannon, have decided to retire from
the band permanently, on good terms, but for no other
reason than to fulfill their desire to live a life
more simple and quiet away from touring.
Speaker 2 (47:09):
Fair enough, that's the dream, kind of it is absolutely
a dream. I'm wondering how long they're going to stay away.
Speaker 3 (47:14):
Well that and I also wonder maybe Godsmack replaces them
with like, you know, like a touring no, like like
other famous musicians like Godsmack kind of starts to become
a super group in.
Speaker 2 (47:25):
A weird way.
Speaker 3 (47:25):
Yeah yeah, yeah, which is also this has been talked
about for years. But back in the news now Sharon
is out talking about an Ozzy Osbourne hologram. Nope that
she would like to see. No, much like the tupac
one at Coachella from years ago. Nope, you don't like this.
Speaker 2 (47:40):
Look, Ozzy has outlived a lot.
Speaker 1 (47:46):
And if we're just gonna continue to drag this out, like,
let's give the men as flowers at the upcoming show
and then let's let Ozzie be We don't get.
Speaker 3 (47:54):
I agreed, Like she's listen, I like Charon Osbourne, fine,
but she definitely he loves money, she knows how to
make She's trying to figure out how to keep Ozzie
on tour for a long time after his steads.
Speaker 4 (48:05):
She's clearly trying to help usher in the inevitable human
versus robot war.
Speaker 2 (48:09):
That's a good boy. Once again, humanity is losing to robots.
That's kind of a cool concept. Though.
Speaker 3 (48:15):
We could go see the doors again. We could go
you know what I mean, Like, you know.
Speaker 2 (48:18):
Michael is helping the robot side of robot. Are you
supprised he's got to sleep with him? It's gonna be
a robot. And get yourself ready for the Taste of Joliet.
Speaker 4 (48:31):
Oh, I don't want to taste Taste of Julia Joliet.
Speaker 3 (48:35):
You can see Billy Corgan and the Machines of God
performing June twentieth.
Speaker 2 (48:41):
Oh, that's cool. I want to like a taste festival.
I like Billy Corgan performing locally.
Speaker 3 (48:47):
Yeah, well, you know what I thought is I thought
Taste of Joliet.
Speaker 2 (48:50):
That that's weird.
Speaker 3 (48:51):
Here Billy Corgan's playing such a small thing because a
lot of like suburb taste festivals are small.
Speaker 2 (48:56):
It's big, it's huge. And also he's from Chicago. Yeah,
that's awesome, so it fit's imperfect.
Speaker 3 (49:02):
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Speaker 2 (49:16):
We are Rock ninety five five, Chicago's rock station. My
name's Maria Palmer, and nice to meet you. I have
waged a war against.
Speaker 4 (49:25):
The corporate shills for as long as I can remember,
but sometimes I have to work with them. And when
they tell me to put a positive spin on the
news headlines and they present that as a very doable thing,
well then it's my job to prove that it's doable.
So I'm gonna do my job. Welcome to bad news, bears.
Police say a seventeen year old was fatally stabbed by
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another student out of Texas track meet. Don't wait, gnarly,
the kids are killing each other in track meets.
Speaker 2 (49:55):
Kids are not all right.
Speaker 4 (49:57):
Bets swarm family home in northwest Las Vegas.
Speaker 2 (50:01):
Beekeeper called to rescue. The bees are turning against us. Now,
how many bees?
Speaker 6 (50:08):
Was it?
Speaker 2 (50:09):
Multiple? More than one? At least two.
Speaker 4 (50:15):
Upstate New York officer won't face criminal charges after fatally
shooting a thirteen year old in June.
Speaker 2 (50:23):
Okay, all right, Killy can't get away with it.
Speaker 4 (50:25):
US arrests alleged MS thirteen gang leader allegedly linked to
Nevada murders.
Speaker 2 (50:31):
Hey, in case you forgot about gangs.
Speaker 4 (50:34):
Don't forget about that threat to your health and safety.
Speaker 2 (50:38):
Wow, this has been bad news bears. Oh my god,
it's bad out there. Boys. Her new turk me No,
whoa that has a lot of phlegm. That's how I
would sing my rock songs to take you lower. What, sir,
(51:01):
I didn't mean. That's not a bell Jesus opposite points Michael.
You may speak now, text time.
Speaker 3 (51:14):
Let's get after an eight four fifty. Could text us
any time with anything, pictures, videos, jokes.
Speaker 2 (51:21):
I'm still I'm still low on jokes in the texts.
I want some dirty jokes in the texts. I don't,
but you can text them to Michael. Yeah, r off
the air. Probably that's a really good to put your
number out there, sick and send them directly to you.
Oh yeah, go ahead. Oh you want to put numbers
out on the air, hang on, I got a couple
numbers for people I'd like to hear.
Speaker 3 (51:38):
Maria from the two O six, which oddly enough is Seattle.
Speaker 2 (51:43):
I used to have a two six area code.
Speaker 3 (51:45):
Eddie van Halen went through all that just to get
a guitar and app back from Fred Durst.
Speaker 2 (51:49):
What a bloody f I don't know what a bloody
f is.
Speaker 3 (51:52):
But earlier in the show, we're talking about how fred
Durst and jammed with Eddie van Halen. They all started
smoking weed and Eddie van Halen left came back to
try to get his stuff, was calling fred Durst, couldn't
get ahold of him, so he bought a military vehicle
with a gun on the back, went to fred Durst's yard,
parked it on the yard, walked up to the front
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door with no shirt on, like his boots were being
held together by duct tape, put a gun to fred
Durst's head when he opened the door and said I
want my stuff back.
Speaker 2 (52:20):
With a few more words than that, and needless to say,
that worked. We're it on the street. Is he did
it for the nookie for.
Speaker 3 (52:27):
The from the seven seven three High Friends. It's the
listener who was taking her nc L e x.
Speaker 2 (52:33):
Oh, that's the nursing exams.
Speaker 3 (52:36):
I didn't pass, but I was wondering if you could
have a segment about what helps motivate you when you
feel like giving up?
Speaker 2 (52:42):
Can we do that tomorrow? Who's tomorrow? What's our motivation?
Speaker 4 (52:45):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (52:45):
Moods seven seven three. Mike, you need to go to
Las Scarola and Maris Jean and georgette'ess is fire Jetty
Georgetti we're talking about he says, Georgette's and we're talking
about landed number two right on the Best Restaurants list.
Speaker 2 (53:04):
It was number two on the Restaurant scenes in America. Yeah,
and then the pizza we placed eleventh. It was Millie's
internationally too. Yes, that's cool. Yeah, so yeah, a lot
of food talk today. I like that always. My favorite
thing to eat is Michael's mom seven one six points
there is seven one six. I'll wait.
Speaker 4 (53:31):
Class, settle down.
Speaker 3 (53:38):
I like this guy. There's no bad pizza. It's just
like sex. Even when it's bad, it's still pretty darn good.
Speaker 2 (53:44):
I can fight you on that one. I found some
bad people.
Speaker 1 (53:47):
Yeah, I've had bad pizza, but it's still all right.
Speaker 2 (53:51):
No, no, no, you're not. You're not getting my h
It's okay. I think I know where you're going.
Speaker 4 (53:57):
But pizza versus sex, and you're like, I can fight you,
and we know that. I like to mix in the
fighting with the banging sublime style.
Speaker 2 (54:04):
And matter did you Greasy four four.
Speaker 3 (54:12):
Ninety five fifty if you want to get your text,
and you can do that any time right here on
Rock ninety five five.
Speaker 4 (54:16):
In fighting, it's all the same, Louviid Doug's the only
way to stay.
Speaker 2 (54:20):
Sa No, absolutely not the love Let the Loven come back.
Speaker 1 (54:25):
To me, and we're gonna continue commercial free. I'll rock
naety five five.
Speaker 4 (54:32):
Maris looked at us on the Morning Mosh but on
Rock ninety five to five, and he cried out, who
wants to close? And as we know, I'm the only
person in this goddamn room who can close, so.
Speaker 6 (54:43):
I'll do it.
Speaker 1 (54:45):
Actually, this brings up a valid point. How would you
close with Sydney Sweeney?
Speaker 2 (54:49):
I wouldn't have to try? Okay, okay, confident much.
Speaker 4 (54:54):
That's how you don't if you were a gentleman. Let
me tell you something about how to hit on women
in general. You just have to talk to them like
a normal human being and hope that you have things
in common or something that they will be interested in.
Speaker 2 (55:13):
It's and what is it? What's Michael?
Speaker 6 (55:16):
I do?
Speaker 2 (55:17):
I keep hearing this though? Yeah? Is that like something
you got that makes you hot? It's charisma? So yeah,
kind of, Oh that's where it comes from. That makes sense. Yeah,
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (55:25):
I'd probably just have a conversation with her, see if
we had anything in common, and then be like, hey,
can I take you out sometime? You know, like a
normal person. The most incredible thing that could ever happen
for this show.
Speaker 3 (55:38):
Is if you start dating Sidney Sweeney.
Speaker 4 (55:41):
My god, she hated chicks. I'm not, but like, what
for the challenge? Why not every day you walk in
story time? I consider myself trisexual, Like, I'll give it
a go. And Sydney Sweety seems like she'd be fun.
Speaker 2 (55:54):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (55:54):
Actually, I think you should talk to her about chainsaws.
It's got to be a common thread for a lot
of peop, is it?
Speaker 2 (56:00):
Because tomorrow happens to be free chansa Friday, See you tomorrow,
You did it.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Whoa, it's Thursday, baby, it is Thursday. Maybe it's the
morning mash but on Rock ninety five to five. My
name is Maria Palmer.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
Wow, Maris, I'm Michael. You don't want to try, I'll
give it a shot.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
I'm Michael. Yeah, don't do it sexy right. I don't
think I have to answer that anyway.
Speaker 4 (00:40):
I mean thirst today, if you want to start off
with a drink, we can't blame you because we also
just heard that from Michael to we were not one
to judge.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
But you know, water is refreshing. Water is great. Just
pour it over yourself to wash yourself. After that, I
just let it.
Speaker 4 (00:55):
Soak into your poores. Thirst today is more about the
spirit of drinking. No fun intended yet acknowledged, but not
exactly the act itself this early in the morning.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
Yeah, but you know, we're going to share some stories today.
We're gonna share some stories today as we always are.
Speaker 4 (01:16):
Going to get into the drinking mood without the drinking
until later and tonight we will be drinking.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
Well, we are going to talk about what we did
for our first drink at age twenty one.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
Today.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
Oh yeah, so each of us have different stories. We
would love to hear yours. You could get in early.
We'd get the text messages up eight four four, five fifty.
Where and what were you doing for your first drink
at twenty one? Where were you.
Speaker 4 (01:37):
For your first legal drink exactly one on your twenty
first birthday?
Speaker 2 (01:42):
Yeah, we're not trying to make a liar of you.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
I also got a crazy story about Eddie van Halen
and Fred Durst.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
Oh say there was a gun to someone's head.
Speaker 4 (01:52):
Oh yeah, yeah, but they didn't even ask a trivia question.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
Return the guitar. That's all I'm going to say. That's
coming up in a little bit. Oh yeah. And then
no kids about today, not today.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
Toto and Christopher Cross are going to be in town
and then Chavell's in town. That's gonna be in fun
to the head at eight later today, Uh nerd.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
News, So let me guess spider Man or Batman? Kindo
switch to Oh, we got pricing on that vat a
lot of.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
News to get to with that, so we're going to
dork out about that a little bit later.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
And big sports news coming from the Chicago Wolves. Yeah
what about that workout?
Speaker 1 (02:38):
No, we won't know why because I like working with
you guys.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
Okay, I don't want to. That doesn't mean you should
cage the dork. I don't free the dork. No, let
your dork wait. They're out in the spring. You're trying
to get me in trouble, and I like it. I
just want you to take your dork out. See, And
that's how we get HR involved. Jr.
Speaker 4 (03:03):
Only gets involved if you ask. No one's out here
dying to do work for free.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
Someone asked intervene.
Speaker 4 (03:12):
No one will save you here and.
Speaker 5 (03:16):
Now w C HI Weather with Michael weather Man. Great
career choice, Mike, what.
Speaker 3 (03:29):
I got a weather kick to the junk today? Do
you know what's in the forecast on Monday?
Speaker 2 (03:35):
Snow? No? Dang, dude, what is with this snore? Are
you saying? Fifth winter is? Honest?
Speaker 3 (03:49):
Well, it's gonna be brief, but it's gonna be cold
and wet enough to you know, get some precipitation today
though dry dry like everyone I've ever been.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
That's your job, buddy.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
Cloudy, breezy, Hi fifty, it's gonna be kind of warm.
My walk in today was warm.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
That was nice. Was it fifty degrees out?
Speaker 6 (04:10):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (04:10):
Yeah, it's just weird to hear you upset about snow.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
Oh, by the way, well I'm not upset. I just
figure normal people are upset, so I'm excited.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
Actually. Okay, wait, two things.
Speaker 3 (04:22):
First of all, it's gonna be a wet opening day
for the Cubs Friday tomorrow, so if you're getting prepared
for that and bring the covers opening.
Speaker 4 (04:29):
Day International Women's chos plastic ponchos.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
Also, how about those storms yesterday. Yeah, I haven't seen
the thunderstorm like that yet since I've been here. It
was rumbling, Yeah, they.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
Get that way. We didn't even get it wasn't that
bad yesterday. We've had way worse ones. Really, yeah, awesome.
I didn't get it as bad down in Oaklawn.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
So they did get a tornado in Indiana though, oh yeah,
I didn't didn't do too much damage, but it did
produce a tornado. So get ready. Gonna be wet tomorrow,
dry today, and breezy. A high fifty eight.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
There we go.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
On the other side, we're talking about our first legal
drinks cause it's Thursday on Rock ninety five to five.
Speaker 4 (05:08):
Well, we we're not quite at the weekend, but I'm
done enough with the week to want a reason to celebrate.
If only we had a day.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
Oh wait, it's rocking ninety five five Thursday. It's rock
ninety five five Thursday. But we're not at it up bar,
which is weird.
Speaker 4 (05:24):
The best way through enjoined Thursday seeing the Christian Please
thank you.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
Oh that was good. We're gonna tell you one we
thank god you're borning and drink. We are going to
talk about our twenty first birthdays. It wants to kick
us off, boys, I'll start.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
Yeah, I was. It was Thanksgiving weekend. It was on
a Saturday, thankfully.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
A lot to give thanks for, oh for sure.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
And I ended up drinking with my friends from high
school and my brother's friends.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
Who have basically grew up with me being the little
brother and now.
Speaker 6 (06:00):
Head. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
We we got so lit at the free game, and
then we ended up at this club called OM that
doesn't exist anymore.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
That's not a club. That's a sound.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
Downstairs with his dance floor, and upstairs was just kind
of like chill vibes. So I spent I was upstairs
just chilling, chilling, chilling, and like at a corner of
my eye, I saw this girl with suspenders.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
And I'm like I'm gonna dance with her, a girl
with suspender that and that. Shut up. We'll get into
that story at some point, dear listener.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
Yeah, so I just made my way drunkenly downstairs, went
and danced with her, and everybody's like yo. And I
walked away and they're all, my good job. And I'm like,
what what happened? And and they're like you were dancing
with the hot girl in the bar. The was like, oh, yeah, yeah,
(06:57):
it turns out you can just checks.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
I just went about my way.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
We had white Castle on the way home, and my
mom made me go to church to next.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
I was so drunk in church. That is the blood
of Jesus.
Speaker 3 (07:13):
This given apologizing in church, like, dear God, I'm sorry, Michael,
that was yours.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
I got.
Speaker 3 (07:20):
I lucked out. So yeah, I've been in the radio
business forever. And jeez, i was my last day of
being twenty years old. I had a job interview in
New Orleans. Now we've all been on these radio job interviews.
They bring you in, they schmooze you, they get out
the credit cards, they take you anywhere you want to go.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
Blah blah blah blah.
Speaker 4 (07:36):
Corporate shill I would have enjoyed a little more schmoozing anyway.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
Continue.
Speaker 3 (07:40):
So it was on Bourbon Street, and it was the
night before I turned twenty one, at midnight. And let
me tell you something about Bourbon Street. They don't care.
Nobody carded me, no one asked.
Speaker 4 (07:49):
Yeah, well they named the street after the idea.
Speaker 3 (07:53):
So we went to a number of cool restaurants, like
there was this one restaurant where if you turns while
you're in it, yeah, or the bar spin so you'll
be drinking and talking and whatever, and you'll look up
and everything looks different and you're like, what the hell's
going on? And then we just went down and drank
all down Bourbon Street. And I turned twenty one on
Bourbon Street, drink in my hand. I think it was
a one of those big red drinks.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
Was it a grenade? No hurricane? Oh yeah, talk about
a headache.
Speaker 4 (08:18):
So you started drinking the night before you turn twenty one? Yeah, wow, Michael,
that's highly illegal.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
I know, gotta call the cops. Oh no, what are
they going to be like? Good job man.
Speaker 4 (08:31):
So you I turned twenty one in Maryland, which is
very strict about who they let into bars, and so
I was in the DMV the morning of my twenty
first birthday making sure I had my horizontal license, because
otherwise it would be they wouldn't.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
Let me so young.
Speaker 3 (08:48):
You look young too, Okay, I just mean if you
were twenty one, I would.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
Park do you first of all?
Speaker 6 (08:54):
Don't.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
Second, I don't like it. I don't time. No good.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
Yeah, just because we didn't have that when I got
my license, so I didn't have.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
I don't know what he was going for.
Speaker 3 (09:13):
I would card her if I was a bouncer and
she came up, I would, Damn you are not twenty one.
I still care even now you don't. Yeah, I was
gonna say, even now I card you. But I'm always flattered.
Now I'm like, oh you think I'm young.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
I just hope I get carted. Please please us, please us. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (09:29):
So I got that, and then I went out in
the lamest spot to go out possibly ever in that's
the Maryland, and I just like bar hopped in a
very safe environment with some of my acting school friends.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
One of them got incredibly lit.
Speaker 4 (09:42):
And there's always like that one person at acting school
that it's like, okay, well you are technically part of
the ensemble. I don't know why you're right, but you
are allowed to be, I guess by social rules. Get
you home, like they got it invited by proxy, you know.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
What I mean. Like I tossed out the invitation to
my ensemble. Hey what are you guys doing?
Speaker 4 (10:06):
Figuring like my close friends and the ensemble would show
up and then it was the whole thing, which was great.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
But yeah, he got kicked out.
Speaker 4 (10:15):
Because he got really really drunk, and then they wouldn't
let him into the next one either, and I was like, oh.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
No, man, I guess you got to go home. I'm
gonna stay out. Like he kind of expected me to leave.
Speaker 4 (10:25):
Oh he was very drunk, and also you know, yeah,
so I was like, oh no, I guess I am
going to continue with my night. Bye dude. And then yeah,
I had a good night. My father came out.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
Oh that's kind of cool. Yeah, you're just like dad.
That was before I got super super drunk.
Speaker 4 (10:44):
I also visited my brother because he was working at
a wine bar at the time.
Speaker 2 (10:47):
This was before he moved to Japan, and I was like, hey.
Speaker 4 (10:50):
So like make some family was like hey, everyone, I
can drink now, and they were like.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
Oh god, yeah. But what about you? What was your
first legal drink?
Speaker 1 (11:02):
Like eight four four ninety five fifty texts us these
immaculate stories.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
We know it goes great with pizza drinks.
Speaker 3 (11:10):
Yes, and a pizza place in Chicago has been named
one of the best in the world.
Speaker 2 (11:15):
And we'll tell you what it is. I hope it's Peace.
Is it Peace? He's pizza? No, Piece is really good.
I've never even heard of that one. Dude's talk pizza.
Speaker 3 (11:24):
Next, we got Chabelle tickets in the eight o'clock hour
Rock ninety five five, Chicago's rock station.
Speaker 1 (11:32):
We have Time Out magazine listing the nineteen best pizza ria's.
Speaker 2 (11:38):
In the world's go.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
Favorite food and the only mistake is that there's only
one spot from Chicago.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
Okay, hold on, let me get my notes out. I
got to note this as I know what I'm doing
for lunch.
Speaker 4 (11:50):
Pizzaria is what my drunk alter ego who always wants
pizza is.
Speaker 2 (11:54):
Called your Pizzeria. We're gonna need to meet Pizza at
some point before we find this out. Do you guys
have a favorite pizza place around Peace? Your's is called
Piece Pizza.
Speaker 4 (12:10):
It's in wicker Park and it is so insanely good.
I don't think I've ever had a slice there that
didn't straight up blow me away.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
Yeah, I'm a big fan of Peaks.
Speaker 3 (12:20):
Pea Quats is great. Yeah, I still I don't like
saying it because people are like, what tourists do. I
love Giordano's Deep Dish pizza. I love it, But that's
what you like?
Speaker 1 (12:30):
Good gosh, right now you're still on your Chicago pizza journey,
and make sure you add Millie's Milza in the pan
They have a location in Uptown and in Berwin and
came in at eleventh on this list of nineteen and
I'm kind of shocked that there's not more from Chicago
in general, just because we are the pizza capital in general.
Speaker 2 (12:53):
Was the number one? Who I think it is?
Speaker 4 (12:54):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (12:56):
Wanh want New York Naples? Oh really, I have some
of the best pizza in the world.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
Number one is Naples, Number two New York, number three, Tokyo,
four Roman, then five Sydney.
Speaker 2 (13:08):
And I have questions about this pizza coming out of Sydney.
Speaker 3 (13:11):
But yeah, yeah, in China or like in Tokyo, I
guess do they do normal American pizza or is it
like a version of American pizza. That's kind of interesting.
You know what we're gonna have to do is pizza too.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
I want to go so bad. Further question, is pizza American?
I don't think it is. It's a that's right, Yeah, well,
I mean American American is the same way that Chinese
food in America back a little bit different.
Speaker 3 (13:36):
I have a friend who went to Italy and she
was like, it's not like that. Everything tastes different.
Speaker 2 (13:42):
Yeah, probably is good and healthy and I appreciate it.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
But the nice part about Millie's is they've only been
open since twenty twenty, so they're fairly new into the
pizza game and very excited to make my way over
to try.
Speaker 4 (13:56):
They've got to be good if they opened in the pandemic.
Speaker 3 (13:59):
And stayed open, all right? Making lists that business alone
international list. This isn't an Illinois list, This isn't a
Chicago list. This is an international list.
Speaker 4 (14:10):
You know what should be on that list? And the
cool thing is it's not localized. You can get it anywhere.
A pizza lunchable. Discuss the way that they have that crust.
It's soft but aldente. It's not quite a cracker. It's
not quite a bread product. It's like a not fully
cooked bread product. So it's got a little bit of
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that doiness in there.
Speaker 2 (14:34):
Did you at least put it in? No?
Speaker 4 (14:36):
What No, I'm in the car driving from Illinois to Ohio.
Speaker 2 (14:43):
No no, no, no no no no no no.
Speaker 4 (14:44):
No monster energy so that I don't pass out while
I'm driving.
Speaker 2 (14:48):
You get onto the rumble strips and I need to
eat something that isn't going to be talking about as
three hours. So I get a pizza lunchable and I
eat it in the car. I'm sorry. I'm sorry that
I lived to just sit in full life.
Speaker 1 (15:02):
No, somebody who claims they have taste never put the
pizza lunchable in a oven or microwave, like, come on, no.
Speaker 2 (15:10):
Warm the uckets plastic.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
Eight four four ninety five fifty. Have you tried Milly's
pizza in the pan?
Speaker 2 (15:19):
Have you tried pizza lunchable? Okay? Okay?
Speaker 1 (15:22):
Two different spectrums of pizza, two different spectrums of pizza.
Speaker 3 (15:26):
Or wondering what's your favorite pizza? There we got your
favorit pizza place you can that's a better question.
Speaker 2 (15:30):
Yes, let us know.
Speaker 1 (15:31):
In the text Morning Mashpit on Rock ninety five five, Maria.
Speaker 2 (15:36):
You were sassy. It's just really satty.
Speaker 4 (15:41):
Tenchnology science Advances we on Rock ninety five to five
see that as a move towards an inevitable.
Speaker 2 (15:49):
You've been by s as a robot wall from the
front of the inevitable robot war. Damn it, they're already winning.
Speaker 4 (15:57):
Researchers have discovered that quote power users of chat gpt
are finding themselves increasingly dependent on the chatbot, with some
even showing signs of addiction.
Speaker 2 (16:11):
We're addicted to Ai, No, I'm addicted to punctuation. That's
what I'm addicted to.
Speaker 4 (16:16):
Users who converse with chat gpt for longer periods of
time start considering it a friend and feel stressed by
subtle changes in the language it offers. In extreme cases,
the users show indicators of addiction, including preoccupation, withdrawal symptoms,
loss of control, yeah, loss of control.
Speaker 2 (16:34):
And mood modification.
Speaker 4 (16:36):
What I think that this is people pleasing on steroids
to the point of robot pleasing, where they're like, AI,
are you mad at me?
Speaker 1 (16:43):
I don't like the words robot pleasing in the same
sentence together.
Speaker 4 (16:47):
Hey, Michael, how do you feel about the words of
robot pleasing.
Speaker 2 (16:50):
I like, like, I'm very happy. I had a little
bit of a feeling there. Are we already at her?
Yeoh yeah, oh we've been at her. Okay, we were
at her.
Speaker 4 (17:01):
One's video games created female characters to put on the screen.
Speaker 3 (17:05):
The best thing about chat GPT is you can type
in chicken scratch and go, hey, write this up for me,
and it does it. I don't have time to sit
and perfectly make an email that sounds perfect and is
easy to read, so I just dump it all into
chat GPT and go, hey, write this.
Speaker 6 (17:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (17:19):
What else do you like about chat GPT? Yeah, I
don't know. Off the radio, do you like her personality?
Speaker 4 (17:25):
Do you like how you just tell her what to
do and she does it and even better than you
could have possibly imagined.
Speaker 2 (17:30):
She's a good listener.
Speaker 4 (17:31):
Yeah, Michael is a brilliant example of how chat GPT
is gonna just reel you and and AI's gonna get addicted.
Next thing, you know, you have a codependent relationship with
the robot.
Speaker 5 (17:47):
And this one's news from the front of the Inevitable
Human Robot War.
Speaker 6 (17:58):
Another one.
Speaker 2 (18:00):
The dust. You'd think they'd learned from the guy before.
It's the Morning Mash. But I'm rocketety five five. What
do we doing?
Speaker 6 (18:07):
Boys?
Speaker 1 (18:07):
Clearly I'm on a food tip this morning. Food and
Wine has the best US cities with the best restaurant scenes,
and they're trying to start a fight yet again. I'm
gonna I'm gonna hit the top five here. New Orleans
at number five, it's just, you know, famous for the
culture and a musical scene.
Speaker 2 (18:27):
I need to go again.
Speaker 4 (18:28):
Yes, I only went the one time, and I barely
experienced it.
Speaker 2 (18:31):
I was way too drunk the few times I've been
in New Orleans a few times, multiple times. Austin comes
in at number four.
Speaker 1 (18:40):
They have a healthy mix of a good barbecue scene
with fine dining as well.
Speaker 2 (18:45):
Okay, two things.
Speaker 1 (18:49):
We have everything, and that's why I'm fighting with this list.
What's the possible? Number three here? Los Angeles? And it
just says the city has a lot of creative energy
and it extends into their restaurants. Now here's the problem.
Speaker 2 (19:01):
You've never been to Los Angeles, neither of I. Guys.
We gotta go to California. What California? A million? You
can just travel everyone. I go to Napa. Why I
drink frenzya like a woman anyway. Sorry, how are the
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bubble guts after that one? I don't get those.
Speaker 3 (19:25):
I'm a lady because I eat it in and out
when I go there, so I'm not doing anything.
Speaker 1 (19:33):
So the point of contention is number two in Chicago,
and they start off if you're looking for a taste
of Italian beef sandwich to a scene that also features
deep dish pizzas. All they say, you won't be disappointed
in Chicago.
Speaker 4 (19:52):
Now you've never spent any extended period of time in
Chicago series.
Speaker 1 (19:56):
And then with New York at number one with tens
thousands of places to eat, are you kidding me? Yeah,
we have just as many places to eat as New York.
Speaker 4 (20:07):
Does and more affordable. Yes, yeah that point, and the
service is better.
Speaker 1 (20:12):
So yes, looking at food and Wines list, Yes, they
got the right groups in the top ten, just in
the wrong order.
Speaker 2 (20:19):
Yeah, and we all know this.
Speaker 1 (20:21):
Chicago's got fine options across the city.
Speaker 2 (20:25):
You could get anything here.
Speaker 7 (20:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (20:26):
That need to be a series.
Speaker 4 (20:28):
Boys, do we need to like go out to Chicago
Land's best restaurants and like prove that we should be
number one on these lists?
Speaker 2 (20:35):
Well? Yes, because I want to go and eat yeah,
I'm saying by Barber Shills, I have an idea. Yeah,
we do feed us.
Speaker 3 (20:43):
This could be a number thing, actually, says New York
City boasts twenty seven eighty three restaurants. Okay, Chicago has
just over seventy three hundred.
Speaker 4 (20:52):
Okay, but the seventy three hundred restaurants that we have
are the best version of that food you've ever had
or we'll have.
Speaker 2 (21:00):
In your life.
Speaker 3 (21:01):
All Right, what you got a favorite restaurant, favorite rest
So if you were going to recommend somebody came to
town and they're like, where should I eat? What's the
first thing you're gonna say?
Speaker 4 (21:09):
It would have been owing an engine, but they closed. Unfortunately.
I sent a lot of people to Fuddega.
Speaker 2 (21:14):
Was that yesterday? That's that was what I was gonna say.
Speaker 1 (21:16):
I had a few really good dinners at Jean and
George Attie's Geene.
Speaker 2 (21:20):
I'm not going to take a note. Yeah, Georgia, it's
a really nice it's a really nice steaks.
Speaker 4 (21:24):
Binning Jay probably has the best breakfast in the city.
Speaker 2 (21:28):
For according to me, if you want the best father,
go to Fodega. Oh I love that place. A dip
all right, the vi.
Speaker 1 (21:35):
It We've been asking for recommendations all morning because we're hungry,
but we do want to hear from you. Eight four
four nine five ninety five fifty. What's your favorite restaurant
in Chicago?
Speaker 5 (21:46):
The now here's a bit only plug there plug my pit.
Speaker 2 (21:52):
It's about that time. Oh my god, whoa what? Plug
my pit? Huh clip that you're going to put it
in some action.
Speaker 3 (22:00):
Oh And now, ladies and gentlemen, Maria polor pol.
Speaker 2 (22:06):
Go her mornings on the Morning mor It.
Speaker 1 (22:08):
Doesn't sound right, but eight four four ninety five fifty
we want you to go see Toto, Christopher Cross and
a minute work all the Credit Union one Amphitheater on Saturday,
August ninth. And we have a question, and it's not
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Speaker 2 (22:33):
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Rock ninety five to five. Are we speaking with Amber?
Speaker 2 (22:39):
You are? Good morning everyone? How are you today? Good?
Just hold into work funny, I'm okay, But how are
you guys? You know what, We're happy to make you
a little bit late today. How's the color of.
Speaker 4 (22:54):
Your energy is the color of your energy.
Speaker 1 (22:57):
Yeah, just talking about well done, Michael.
Speaker 4 (23:01):
I want to dial three one one for that drug.
Speaker 2 (23:06):
Thank you, thank you. No, that is my point. You
both get points.
Speaker 1 (23:12):
All right, Amber, We want to set you up with
you to get to see Toto, Christopher Cross.
Speaker 2 (23:17):
And men at work.
Speaker 1 (23:18):
But I have the world's most difficult question. Are you ready?
I was born for this?
Speaker 2 (23:25):
But all yes, Amber Witchamp spell your first name? Oh God, Okay,
here we go.
Speaker 3 (23:34):
Do we want this like sput okay a as an
Amber as in Merret Maria, Michael, he as.
Speaker 5 (23:42):
In third he as in Amber as in Rock ninety five.
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Five ber.
Speaker 2 (24:00):
Behind It all absolutely glorious and Amber get and I'm excited.
I mean, they're not kids Bop tickets, but it'll be great.
Speaker 6 (24:15):
Pop.
Speaker 2 (24:15):
Amber, you're continuously my favorite.
Speaker 1 (24:18):
You're going to see not kids, Bob, Toto, Christopher Cross,
and A Minute Work on Saturday, August night the Credit
Union Amphitheater. I'm assuming you're going to be taking that
lovely husband of yours.
Speaker 2 (24:32):
Oh it will be going yet, Yeah, time tell him
to watch himself. I'm coming in out right.
Speaker 1 (24:48):
Everyone else that wants tickets to this show head on
over to livenation dot com and get your tickets today.
Speaker 2 (24:58):
Now here's five US things with Maris.
Speaker 5 (25:02):
Why does he always drop his bands during this part.
Speaker 2 (25:04):
Of the show. I see at least two of the things.
No boys, no questions.
Speaker 1 (25:12):
Yeah, starting things off with five things, we're talking about
a man who went to a grocery store with a
machete to steal cine bonds and incense.
Speaker 2 (25:23):
I don't believe it. I've never seen a man go
to a grocery store. I hate you, no points. He
has arrested.
Speaker 1 (25:33):
Immediately and is on a fifty thousand dollars bond right now.
In good news for Looney Tunes, Flintstones and Tom and Jerry,
we're gonna get new movie right, Thank goodness. Somebody is
taking to Warner Brother's properties and putting them to good use.
The most recent Looney Tunes film animated animated movie.
Speaker 2 (25:56):
With Porky Pig and Daffy Duck.
Speaker 1 (25:58):
I got yeah the last day the Earth blew up
in theaters now making money, but I like the nostalgia
of it all.
Speaker 2 (26:08):
Okay, all right, number oh, it's actually number three. Here
we go.
Speaker 1 (26:14):
Two women have been passing a birthday card between each
other for the last eighty one years, two best friends
continue to send the same card back and forth. This
started obviously eighty one years ago on a fourteenth birthday,
and they've kept a tradition alive. At the sixtieth anniversary
of this, they were noted in the Guinness World Record
(26:36):
Book and we have the next delivery of the birthday
card coming next month.
Speaker 2 (26:41):
I can't even go to the gym two days in
a row consistently.
Speaker 1 (26:45):
Years of consistency, eighty one years of friendship more or less,
that's crazy.
Speaker 2 (26:50):
Yeah, yeah, that's the crazy part to think about friends. Okay,
we'll get you there. Same old people do. McDonald's humans.
Now we have robots. Thank god. They always give me
the answers that I want and they know how to
touch me. That's right.
Speaker 1 (27:09):
McDonald's is dropping their Minecraft happy meals right before the
movie launches.
Speaker 2 (27:14):
One Hey, hry our voice on the TV response to it,
Mikey maybe has a crush and that's an okay thing. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (27:25):
The Minecraft movie out this Friday, will and the happy
meal that's dropping will feature twelve different blockheads hilarious, And
then you can also get in game skins and other
perks with said happy meals for all you Minecraft lovers
out there.
Speaker 4 (27:38):
Who needs a Minecraft blockhead when you have us three
every morning on the morning Marshman on Rock ninety five.
Speaker 2 (27:45):
Fine, nice, nice.
Speaker 1 (27:46):
And then finally a team trives s border plane with
a fake ID busted e immediately at New Jersey, tsay,
and when the cops got there to investigate, he admitted
that he got the idea I d too by clickor.
Speaker 2 (28:05):
Yes, so why is he using it at the airport?
I don't know, to use your normal.
Speaker 4 (28:11):
And then by the liquor for question, Hey, can you
get him on the line as.
Speaker 1 (28:16):
Actually yes, let me call him right now. He's actually yes.
Speaker 2 (28:19):
I'm glad someone here can do something and it's not
going to be.
Speaker 1 (28:22):
Me a sixth thing today. Oh Maria has never seen
space jam. Oh that's crazy.
Speaker 2 (28:29):
That is a.
Speaker 1 (28:30):
Travesty, sorry, travesty.
Speaker 2 (28:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (28:34):
The soundtrack and we're talking about Looney Tunes making a resurgence.
Speaker 2 (28:39):
And this was in the Michael Jordan's Bill.
Speaker 4 (28:42):
Murray Bill, I forgot about Bill Murray.
Speaker 1 (28:46):
It is a timeless classic that you will enjoy today.
Speaker 2 (28:50):
That's a great one today. Yes, I'm gonna watch it today.
Speaker 1 (28:53):
No, I'm saying I'm offer ring a movie. You watch
space Jam and then I will watch something in kind.
Speaker 2 (29:02):
What's that horse movie? You like? Is the Secretary? Maybe Seabiscuit?
Speaker 3 (29:09):
Maybe maybe the horse Whisper started maybe which I was
on board.
Speaker 4 (29:17):
Horse Horses Michael soundtrack by Brian Adams.
Speaker 6 (29:23):
Let's go.
Speaker 2 (29:24):
You're in this.
Speaker 4 (29:25):
You gotta watch Hot Horse, you gotta Watrse.
Speaker 2 (29:29):
All right, well we'll get into this cartoon.
Speaker 4 (29:31):
But i'd make it work. And maybe you are going
to be the one who saves me. I say, full well,
knowing that's ever gonna happen.
Speaker 2 (29:43):
But it's what he wants to hear. And God, he's pretty.
It's the morning mosh been on rock and ninety five five? Boys,
what are we doing?
Speaker 3 (29:50):
I have an awesome rock and roll story, an awesome one.
So there's a book out called Eruption in the Canyon
two hundred and twelve Days and Nights with the genius
of Eddie Van Halen.
Speaker 2 (30:02):
Hell of a title, just a little bit. OK, this
is crazy. Here's what happened.
Speaker 3 (30:08):
So the author, Andrew Bennett, Van Halen and Fred Durst
jammed together after Westboorland.
Speaker 2 (30:13):
Quiitlent biscuit? You remember that was a big deal back
in the day.
Speaker 3 (30:16):
They were all going they were all jamming together and
some people at the party, and some people there started
smoking weeds. So Eddie van Halen left. It was like,
I am not into the weed whatever.
Speaker 2 (30:24):
He left.
Speaker 3 (30:25):
The next day he contacted Durst to get his guitars
and amplifiers back, but fred Durst like ghosted him.
Speaker 2 (30:30):
Oh like.
Speaker 3 (30:31):
He tried contacting him multiple times. He wouldn't respond, wouldn't respond.
So this is what Eddie van Halen did. I love
this man. Eddie bought an assault vehicle from a military auction.
Speaker 2 (30:45):
Salt vehicle quote.
Speaker 3 (30:48):
It had a shine gun mount on the back, which
is not legal. Eddie drove the assault vehicle through l
A into Beverly Hills.
Speaker 2 (30:57):
Nobody stopped, then.
Speaker 3 (30:58):
Parked and left it running on the front lawn of
fred Durst's house. Incredible, drove it right up on the lawn.
Speaker 2 (31:07):
They say.
Speaker 3 (31:07):
He got out wearing no shirt, his hair in a
samurai bun, jeans held up with a strand of rope,
and combat boots held together with duct tape. Oh my god,
he means business and he had a gun in his hands.
Speaker 2 (31:18):
This is my hero. I want to be this person.
Speaker 3 (31:21):
Una. I'm gonna censor this as I say it. Quote
that a hole answered the door, recalled Van Halen, explaining, quote,
I put my gun to that stupid effing red hat
of his, and I said, where's my s mf.
Speaker 2 (31:33):
Ha, where's my stunt stuff? Mother lover?
Speaker 3 (31:37):
Yeah, he said, he goes that f and guy just
turned to one of his employees, looking completely terrified, and said, go.
Speaker 6 (31:43):
Get his stuff. Go get his stuff.
Speaker 4 (31:47):
That's not okay, Oh insane. Don't ever put a gun
to someone's head. However, have you seen that video. It's
of these two soldiers and one is in a tank
and one is outside the.
Speaker 2 (31:58):
Tank, and he's like, yeah the tank guys like, you're.
Speaker 7 (32:01):
On my dad.
Speaker 2 (32:04):
And he's like, hey, guess what I've been a take
and you're not in a tank?
Speaker 4 (32:08):
Whatever I want, same deal, yes, take, don't bring it
gun to a tank fight.
Speaker 3 (32:13):
Also a good reminder to return your neighbor's leaf flower.
You don't need these kind of problems.
Speaker 2 (32:17):
Doing guitars and ramps.
Speaker 3 (32:19):
Like the explanation of what he looked like, no shirt
falling off.
Speaker 8 (32:24):
But I didn't want to be here mother ever, But
guess what you took daddy's toys and it didn't give
him back.
Speaker 2 (32:37):
So what's in your yard right now? A mother forking?
Let's go baby?
Speaker 4 (32:49):
When I come around doors, we'd like to call it
on rocket ninety five to five a windmill.
Speaker 2 (32:54):
It's the morning mash bit. What are we doing? Boss?
Speaker 3 (33:02):
Yes, there's not a darn sports game being played in
the Chicago area today.
Speaker 2 (33:10):
No, no, it's no White Sox. Oh my gods. No
black Hawks? Wow? Are you guys doing all right?
Speaker 3 (33:17):
I don't know what I'm gonna do today, but black
Hawks loss last night to the Colorado.
Speaker 2 (33:21):
Avalanche three to two. You've called it, I did. The
Avalanche just a phenomenal team.
Speaker 4 (33:26):
You know what I like about sports, It's like, why
have a hobby when you can watch other people having
a hobby professionally?
Speaker 2 (33:31):
Exactly? You can still amateur that hobby. But that's not
what we're doing watching sports.
Speaker 3 (33:35):
My feet hurt. I'm not going out and playing sports. Wat,
you're not kidding. Chicago Wolves. Congratulations of the Chicago Wolves
are buddies over there. They are in the AHL Playoffs.
Speaker 2 (33:48):
Hot all playoffs, as I like to call on the
hunt for the Calder Cup. Go Wolves.
Speaker 3 (33:57):
Cubs swept the A's big ass whooping yesterday over there again,
and please extend Kyle Tucker.
Speaker 2 (34:05):
That's all I'm gonna say.
Speaker 3 (34:06):
The guy hit four home runs in four games. Let's
get him a new contract, Kyle Tucker, keep him on
the team.
Speaker 2 (34:15):
You were there, Michael had no idea.
Speaker 3 (34:16):
What's coming, Harris, I'm so stuck in baseball right now?
What is going on with March madness? Are we waiting
for games to start?
Speaker 2 (34:23):
Yeah? Well you know you got four before.
Speaker 1 (34:26):
Yeah, you can get four days of games, as Maria
knows right now since we are at the final.
Speaker 2 (34:31):
Four games are on Saturday. Okay, okay, the Finals is
on Monday night. So no matter who you are, that's
a good game. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (34:40):
And it's one of those things where it's just like
I'm gonna have to get the clips on social Yeah, yeah, insane.
Speaker 2 (34:48):
That's always how I have to catch up. It is
the worst.
Speaker 1 (34:51):
Sip off is normally at like eight for the final,
and I'm just like man sleep by.
Speaker 2 (34:56):
Yeah, yeah, who's playing?
Speaker 6 (34:59):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (35:00):
Who's playing in the final? Who's playing? The players? No?
Speaker 1 (35:04):
No, no, no, no, no, I need four schools they're playing
in the final.
Speaker 2 (35:08):
Four. Well, they're not in school anymore, they're professionals. No,
they're not. They're still in college. What schools college came?
Speaker 4 (35:17):
Okay, I get to know, Well, you know you got
you got the university, of course, and then you go
and then you've got the college. Uh, don't even forget
about the graduate program.
Speaker 2 (35:33):
And they're athletes and of course the prep school.
Speaker 3 (35:38):
By the way, all four schools Cubs Opening day at
Wrigley tomorrow.
Speaker 4 (35:41):
Duking it out on the field.
Speaker 2 (35:46):
You accidentally named a team and the final Oh wow, wow,
you know because they're duking it out, which I knew. Yeah.
What's an animal in Florida? A gator? There's two? A
dolphin city in Texas? Dolphins? Uh, mosquito? You say a
(36:08):
city in Texas A Dallas in Austin.
Speaker 6 (36:15):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (36:25):
Now here's a bit only plug. It's time for.
Speaker 4 (36:31):
The what I say that like every single day I've
never heard because I've never heard you say it like that.
Speaker 2 (36:42):
It Yeah, that one. It's new for me. You like it?
I did? Okay, funds and a head is on the way.
Speaker 1 (36:50):
This is our trivia game where we answer questions for you.
You kick one of us if we answer questions.
Speaker 3 (36:57):
Wow, that's a good shot. That's another nip shot, just
like guess today stopped him right in the middle of
his Maria, pick Maria today, Dear Maria, we will light
her up.
Speaker 1 (37:06):
Maria, Dear, I want you to pick Maria so that
she can win the Chevelle tickets.
Speaker 2 (37:12):
But I also want to shoot her with a nerf
duart right now? You appointed?
Speaker 4 (37:16):
I mean, I basically begged him not to shoot, and
he fully had mercy on me for me to immediately
turn around.
Speaker 2 (37:23):
And I hope you learned something from this is great.
Speaker 1 (37:25):
Four ninety five fifty. Maria is the only available candidate
for Fun to the Head today like that.
Speaker 2 (37:33):
No, no, she will.
Speaker 1 (37:36):
She will help you get the cheval tickets. That's all
the way on Rock ninety five five Rock ninety five
to five. Are we speaking with Christina? You are Christina?
How are you doing today?
Speaker 2 (37:54):
I am wonderful Christina. You will be that aiding and
abetting a crime today?
Speaker 1 (38:00):
Mmmmmmmm No, No, here's here's what's happening, Christina.
Speaker 2 (38:05):
Where do you work? We just want to learn a
little bit about you right now. I am a stand
home mom. Oh fantastic. You're the best of the best.
Speaker 1 (38:13):
The best of the best, true album. So this is
Fun to the Head. This is a trivia game where
we answer questions for you in order for you to
win tickets up for grabs today our Chevelle. Very easy
decision today. There's only one option to go with. Who
would you like to choose to answer questions for you?
Speaker 2 (38:32):
It's me. It has to be me. You have to
pick me. Okay, I pick you? Okay, thank you. Christ
Such a difficult choice.
Speaker 4 (38:40):
Because Varus wants to fight since I've been getting in
too many shots because it can't keep.
Speaker 2 (38:44):
Up with me. Wow, we gotta get the whole target
practice today.
Speaker 4 (38:51):
But that spirit, it is exactly that target practice.
Speaker 2 (38:56):
I'm dodging. I'm moving today. You don't get me. We'll
see if you can get through this. Can I get
points if I miss him? No?
Speaker 1 (39:03):
Okay, I mean you'll get points points, but you won't
get points for the game. Fine, okay, fair Christina, We
are all set and ready.
Speaker 2 (39:11):
Here we go.
Speaker 1 (39:11):
Question one, which spirit is made from the blue agave
plant and must be produced in a specific region of
Mexico to be considered authentic tequila.
Speaker 2 (39:26):
She's feeling very confident.
Speaker 4 (39:28):
You also have the issue of the fact that I
know a lot of random stuff because I've spent a
lot of time on the internet.
Speaker 2 (39:34):
We're not doubting any of that. All right, Christina, how
are you feeling. I'm feeling good. I feel like I
picked the right person for this game. Yeah, we forced you.
Look at the draw.
Speaker 1 (39:46):
Question two, which part of the human body contains the
smallest bones?
Speaker 2 (39:53):
Here?
Speaker 1 (40:03):
She got the question right, but she's taunting me, so
I had to. That's fair the work that we make
up the rules. Christina, you really did make a fantastic choice. Yeah,
she's one question, Christina, one question away from getting you
those Chevelle tickets.
Speaker 2 (40:23):
May or may not know this one who holds the.
Speaker 1 (40:26):
Record for most career home runs in Chicago Cubs history.
Speaker 2 (40:36):
Say a name I don't know, Edy, say a name
that was a Yankee. That's a Yankee.
Speaker 4 (40:43):
That's a Yankee, Christina.
Speaker 2 (40:49):
Not today, No, not today.
Speaker 7 (40:52):
No, I'm so sorry, Christina.
Speaker 1 (41:10):
I had to take some time to shoot Maria. She's
been bothering me all day.
Speaker 2 (41:14):
And you can see that video going up on our
social media. I only had six shots to work through.
Speaker 1 (41:20):
I had a feeling you were going to get this
one for yourself, Christina.
Speaker 2 (41:24):
Way to jump in to get that one. Save Maria.
Didn't get any wrong today. Proud of you. Do you
want to ask me the last two? Just to see.
Speaker 1 (41:35):
What is the Japanese term for a dish of thinley
slice for all fish served without rice?
Speaker 2 (41:40):
And you have got this, oh sashimi?
Speaker 3 (41:43):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (41:43):
And then which pop punk band released Ocean Avenue in
two thousand and three and was known for their signature
violin sound.
Speaker 2 (41:51):
Is that yellow card? It is yellow card?
Speaker 1 (41:53):
But more importantly, Christina got a Night on the Town
which asking Alexandria Dead Poet Society all at Byeline Bank
Aragon Ballroom on August fifteenth.
Speaker 2 (42:07):
Just get a sitter or take the kids, whatever choice
do you want to make the husband?
Speaker 1 (42:14):
Yeah, date tonight. Shout out to your husband really quick. Joseph, Oh, Joseph, Joseph.
Speaker 4 (42:22):
Hey, buddy, if you're listening right now, probably time to
get your girl flowers hug.
Speaker 2 (42:25):
Oh yes, and get ready for Chevelle.
Speaker 1 (42:28):
And if you want to go to Chevelle yourself and
be like Christina, get your tickets at livenation dot com.
Speaker 2 (42:34):
Today it's time to dork out, and dork we shall.
Speaker 4 (42:47):
For seven out geeks. You'd think we named the geeks.
Speaker 2 (42:53):
I like nerd better.
Speaker 1 (42:55):
Yesterday there was a big Nintendo direct. They gave us
so many details about.
Speaker 3 (43:01):
Nintendo Switch to Now help me out, Yes, sir, what's
the Why is there an advantage to the switch to
versus the Switch one?
Speaker 1 (43:09):
Nintendo is finally stepped up and is competing with PlayStation four.
Speaker 2 (43:13):
Okay, so the graphics are better. Okay, so it's just
a general upgrade on it. It is a general upgrade Nintendo's.
Speaker 1 (43:25):
Nintendo's kind of been in their own lane for a
little while where they decided that they weren't going to
keep up with PlayStation at Xbox. They're going to do
their own thing. I like it, and everybody said, absolutely not.
We want something that competes. We want a powerful enough
machine to be right there, and that's what they've given us.
Speaker 2 (43:43):
Bigger, faster, better sound.
Speaker 1 (43:45):
The controllers are called joy Cons and they have a
new stop it. They have new features for motion tracking,
and they can act as a mouse. Just bought me
an really now, okay, graphics increase, it's just gonna be amazing.
(44:06):
We have the release date of June fifth. It's going
to be starting at four hundred and forty nine dollars.
Speaker 2 (44:12):
Okay, that's frid just the switch. Why does switch to? Switch?
Was a handheld. It is a handheld. It is I'm
looking at it right now. It looks like a console.
It is a console. It does both. It's both.
Speaker 1 (44:24):
You want to if you want to get this with
Mario Kart World, which is the flagship game that they're
launching with the switch, that's only five hundred dollars.
Speaker 2 (44:34):
I may do that now, Michael. The thing that you're confusing.
Speaker 1 (44:38):
You can dock the switch and connect it to your
TV's or you can take it as a handheld and
play with it.
Speaker 2 (44:44):
So why would anybody get a PlayStation? This is amazing.
Speaker 1 (44:47):
There's two drastically different, drastically different systems. That's another conversation.
All right, Mario Kart.
Speaker 2 (44:53):
World versus a spirit you know, yeah.
Speaker 1 (44:57):
Mario kartt World is going to be the new for
the first game that comes out with this one. You're
going to be able to drive all over the world.
It's an open world driving game. You can drive with
your friends.
Speaker 4 (45:09):
There's still going to be a little guy on a
cloud with a fishing pole to come rescue me when
I go off.
Speaker 1 (45:13):
A cliff, I would assume. So you can race with
up to twenty four players live. Oh that's cool, which
is going to be intense and insane. One other game
that I was very excited about launching in July Donkey
Kong Bonanza.
Speaker 3 (45:26):
All right, these are like two of my childhood favorite
games of all time.
Speaker 2 (45:30):
Michael's in. I'm in because I'm more of a Nintendo guy.
I always happened.
Speaker 1 (45:33):
Yeah, I wasn't going to be an early adapter, but
now I'm getting on a pre sale list.
Speaker 4 (45:38):
I have the opposite issue with video games that I
do with movie studios.
Speaker 2 (45:42):
What's up? Yeah, keep giving me those old ideas.
Speaker 4 (45:44):
I want more Mario games, right, I want more Donkey Kong,
Metroid Prime.
Speaker 2 (45:49):
Yeah, yes, give me a new Doom.
Speaker 6 (45:52):
Oh.
Speaker 4 (45:52):
Also, because I'm a human, I'm full of contradictions and flaws.
Speaker 2 (45:57):
I'm not perfect. Yes, we know, we know you're not perfect.
What is perfect?
Speaker 1 (46:02):
Ninety five minutes commercial free next on Rock ninety five
to five, and we are ninety five minutes commercial free
inside the Morning Mashpit on Rock ninety five five.
Speaker 2 (46:13):
Michael, it's about that time in it. Let's do a
rock report. Oh yeah, rocks.
Speaker 3 (46:17):
Some breaking news for us. Apparently Shannon and Tony had
quit Godsmack last year.
Speaker 2 (46:23):
Whoa, Oh, but they.
Speaker 3 (46:25):
Didn't break the news because it wasn't really a bad thing.
It's all in, you know, Okay, everybody's on good terms,
professional stuff. They quote, just don't want to tour anymore.
Fair imagine it is thirty years on the road, yeah,
a legendary band. Yeah, and then you've got a family
like I just I can understand that.
Speaker 2 (46:42):
I don't know that I could tour at all. I
don't think that would be fun.
Speaker 3 (46:44):
I'd like to do it once, but maybe a one
Maris is one tour, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (46:48):
Just once. I don't know who's gonna listen. But the
strong home.
Speaker 4 (46:53):
Base that I've already like built out, and then I
also wanted tour.
Speaker 2 (46:56):
Yeah, they say.
Speaker 3 (46:57):
Quote After almost three incredible decades, two of our most
cherish members, Tony and Shannon, have decided to retire from
the band permanently, on good terms, but for no other
reason than to fulfill their desire to live a life
more simple and quiet away from touring.
Speaker 2 (47:09):
Fair enough, that's the dream, kind of it is absolutely
a dream. I'm wondering how long they're going to stay away.
Speaker 3 (47:14):
Well that and I also wonder maybe Godsmack replaces them
with like, you know, like a touring no, like like
other famous musicians like Godsmack kind of starts to become
a super group in.
Speaker 2 (47:25):
A weird way.
Speaker 3 (47:25):
Yeah yeah, yeah, which is also this has been talked
about for years. But back in the news now Sharon
is out talking about an Ozzy Osbourne hologram. Nope that
she would like to see. No, much like the tupac
one at Coachella from years ago. Nope, you don't like this.
Speaker 2 (47:40):
Look, Ozzy has outlived a lot.
Speaker 1 (47:46):
And if we're just gonna continue to drag this out, like,
let's give the men as flowers at the upcoming show
and then let's let Ozzie be We don't get.
Speaker 3 (47:54):
I agreed, Like she's listen, I like Charon Osbourne, fine,
but she definitely he loves money, she knows how to
make She's trying to figure out how to keep Ozzie
on tour for a long time after his steads.
Speaker 4 (48:05):
She's clearly trying to help usher in the inevitable human
versus robot war.
Speaker 2 (48:09):
That's a good boy. Once again, humanity is losing to robots.
That's kind of a cool concept. Though.
Speaker 3 (48:15):
We could go see the doors again. We could go
you know what I mean, Like, you know.
Speaker 2 (48:18):
Michael is helping the robot side of robot. Are you
supprised he's got to sleep with him? It's gonna be
a robot. And get yourself ready for the Taste of Joliet.
Speaker 4 (48:31):
Oh, I don't want to taste Taste of Julia Joliet.
Speaker 3 (48:35):
You can see Billy Corgan and the Machines of God
performing June twentieth.
Speaker 2 (48:41):
Oh, that's cool. I want to like a taste festival.
I like Billy Corgan performing locally.
Speaker 3 (48:47):
Yeah, well, you know what I thought is I thought
Taste of Joliet.
Speaker 2 (48:50):
That that's weird.
Speaker 3 (48:51):
Here Billy Corgan's playing such a small thing because a
lot of like suburb taste festivals are small.
Speaker 2 (48:56):
It's big, it's huge. And also he's from Chicago. Yeah,
that's awesome, so it fit's imperfect.
Speaker 3 (49:02):
Here you go find everything else you need to know
at Rock nine five to fivechi dot com. Listen to
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Speaker 2 (49:16):
We are Rock ninety five five, Chicago's rock station. My
name's Maria Palmer, and nice to meet you. I have
waged a war against.
Speaker 4 (49:25):
The corporate shills for as long as I can remember,
but sometimes I have to work with them. And when
they tell me to put a positive spin on the
news headlines and they present that as a very doable thing,
well then it's my job to prove that it's doable.
So I'm gonna do my job. Welcome to bad news, bears.
Police say a seventeen year old was fatally stabbed by
(49:47):
another student out of Texas track meet. Don't wait, gnarly,
the kids are killing each other in track meets.
Speaker 2 (49:55):
Kids are not all right.
Speaker 4 (49:57):
Bets swarm family home in northwest Las Vegas.
Speaker 2 (50:01):
Beekeeper called to rescue. The bees are turning against us. Now,
how many bees?
Speaker 6 (50:08):
Was it?
Speaker 2 (50:09):
Multiple? More than one? At least two.
Speaker 4 (50:15):
Upstate New York officer won't face criminal charges after fatally
shooting a thirteen year old in June.
Speaker 2 (50:23):
Okay, all right, Killy can't get away with it.
Speaker 4 (50:25):
US arrests alleged MS thirteen gang leader allegedly linked to
Nevada murders.
Speaker 2 (50:31):
Hey, in case you forgot about gangs.
Speaker 4 (50:34):
Don't forget about that threat to your health and safety.
Speaker 2 (50:38):
Wow, this has been bad news bears. Oh my god,
it's bad out there. Boys. Her new turk me No,
whoa that has a lot of phlegm. That's how I
would sing my rock songs to take you lower. What, sir,
(51:01):
I didn't mean. That's not a bell Jesus opposite points Michael.
You may speak now, text time.
Speaker 3 (51:14):
Let's get after an eight four fifty. Could text us
any time with anything, pictures, videos, jokes.
Speaker 2 (51:21):
I'm still I'm still low on jokes in the texts.
I want some dirty jokes in the texts. I don't,
but you can text them to Michael. Yeah, r off
the air. Probably that's a really good to put your
number out there, sick and send them directly to you.
Oh yeah, go ahead. Oh you want to put numbers
out on the air, hang on, I got a couple
numbers for people I'd like to hear.
Speaker 3 (51:38):
Maria from the two O six, which oddly enough is Seattle.
Speaker 2 (51:43):
I used to have a two six area code.
Speaker 3 (51:45):
Eddie van Halen went through all that just to get
a guitar and app back from Fred Durst.
Speaker 2 (51:49):
What a bloody f I don't know what a bloody
f is.
Speaker 3 (51:52):
But earlier in the show, we're talking about how fred
Durst and jammed with Eddie van Halen. They all started
smoking weed and Eddie van Halen left came back to
try to get his stuff, was calling fred Durst, couldn't
get ahold of him, so he bought a military vehicle
with a gun on the back, went to fred Durst's yard,
parked it on the yard, walked up to the front
(52:12):
door with no shirt on, like his boots were being
held together by duct tape, put a gun to fred
Durst's head when he opened the door and said I
want my stuff back.
Speaker 2 (52:20):
With a few more words than that, and needless to say,
that worked. We're it on the street. Is he did
it for the nookie for.
Speaker 3 (52:27):
The from the seven seven three High Friends. It's the
listener who was taking her nc L e x.
Speaker 2 (52:33):
Oh, that's the nursing exams.
Speaker 3 (52:36):
I didn't pass, but I was wondering if you could
have a segment about what helps motivate you when you
feel like giving up?
Speaker 2 (52:42):
Can we do that tomorrow? Who's tomorrow? What's our motivation?
Speaker 4 (52:45):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (52:45):
Moods seven seven three. Mike, you need to go to
Las Scarola and Maris Jean and georgette'ess is fire Jetty
Georgetti we're talking about he says, Georgette's and we're talking
about landed number two right on the Best Restaurants list.
Speaker 2 (53:04):
It was number two on the Restaurant scenes in America. Yeah,
and then the pizza we placed eleventh. It was Millie's
internationally too. Yes, that's cool. Yeah, so yeah, a lot
of food talk today. I like that always. My favorite
thing to eat is Michael's mom seven one six points
there is seven one six. I'll wait.
Speaker 4 (53:31):
Class, settle down.
Speaker 3 (53:38):
I like this guy. There's no bad pizza. It's just
like sex. Even when it's bad, it's still pretty darn good.
Speaker 2 (53:44):
I can fight you on that one. I found some
bad people.
Speaker 1 (53:47):
Yeah, I've had bad pizza, but it's still all right.
Speaker 2 (53:51):
No, no, no, you're not. You're not getting my h
It's okay. I think I know where you're going.
Speaker 4 (53:57):
But pizza versus sex, and you're like, I can fight you,
and we know that. I like to mix in the
fighting with the banging sublime style.
Speaker 2 (54:04):
And matter did you Greasy four four.
Speaker 3 (54:12):
Ninety five fifty if you want to get your text,
and you can do that any time right here on
Rock ninety five five.
Speaker 4 (54:16):
In fighting, it's all the same, Louviid Doug's the only
way to stay.
Speaker 2 (54:20):
Sa No, absolutely not the love Let the Loven come back.
Speaker 1 (54:25):
To me, and we're gonna continue commercial free. I'll rock
naety five five.
Speaker 4 (54:32):
Maris looked at us on the Morning Mosh but on
Rock ninety five to five, and he cried out, who
wants to close? And as we know, I'm the only
person in this goddamn room who can close, so.
Speaker 6 (54:43):
I'll do it.
Speaker 1 (54:45):
Actually, this brings up a valid point. How would you
close with Sydney Sweeney?
Speaker 2 (54:49):
I wouldn't have to try? Okay, okay, confident much.
Speaker 4 (54:54):
That's how you don't if you were a gentleman. Let
me tell you something about how to hit on women
in general. You just have to talk to them like
a normal human being and hope that you have things
in common or something that they will be interested in.
Speaker 2 (55:13):
It's and what is it? What's Michael?
Speaker 6 (55:16):
I do?
Speaker 2 (55:17):
I keep hearing this though? Yeah? Is that like something
you got that makes you hot? It's charisma? So yeah,
kind of, Oh that's where it comes from. That makes sense. Yeah,
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (55:25):
I'd probably just have a conversation with her, see if
we had anything in common, and then be like, hey,
can I take you out sometime? You know, like a
normal person. The most incredible thing that could ever happen
for this show.
Speaker 3 (55:38):
Is if you start dating Sidney Sweeney.
Speaker 4 (55:41):
My god, she hated chicks. I'm not, but like, what
for the challenge? Why not every day you walk in
story time? I consider myself trisexual, Like, I'll give it
a go. And Sydney Sweety seems like she'd be fun.
Speaker 2 (55:54):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (55:54):
Actually, I think you should talk to her about chainsaws.
It's got to be a common thread for a lot
of peop, is it?
Speaker 2 (56:00):
Because tomorrow happens to be free chansa Friday, See you tomorrow,
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