April 10, 2025 • 46 mins
🚨 It’s THIRSTDAY! 🚨
On today’s episode of The Morning Mosh Pit, we’re talking: 🔥 Midlife Crisis Warning Signs (it’s not just buying a motorcycle anymore)
🤖 ROBOT WARS – the machines are acting BOLD
🐎 A Fun Fact: Most men think they can beat a horse in a foot race (y’all okay?)
🎸 Weezer Shooting Update, Five Things with Marris, and the Rock Report with Michael
🐻 And of course, Bad News Bears with Maria—the one thing that bummed us out today.
It’s wild, it’s weird, it’s worth it.
#iHeartRadio #TheMorningMoshPit #RobotWars #FunFacts #RockReport #ThirstdayVibes
On today’s episode of The Morning Mosh Pit, we’re talking: 🔥 Midlife Crisis Warning Signs (it’s not just buying a motorcycle anymore)
🤖 ROBOT WARS – the machines are acting BOLD
🐎 A Fun Fact: Most men think they can beat a horse in a foot race (y’all okay?)
🎸 Weezer Shooting Update, Five Things with Marris, and the Rock Report with Michael
🐻 And of course, Bad News Bears with Maria—the one thing that bummed us out today.
It’s wild, it’s weird, it’s worth it.
#iHeartRadio #TheMorningMoshPit #RobotWars #FunFacts #RockReport #ThirstdayVibes
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All apolo geese.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Apologies.
Speaker 3 (00:07):
Oh, I'm not familiar with the word. Oh morning, Mashmud.
I'm Rock ninety five five. My name is Maria Palmer.
I'm Mariss Okay, okay, I don't get it. That's okay, Okay,
I'm Michael, and normally I don't get it because I
don't apologize.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
Is the joke?
Speaker 4 (00:27):
Apple? Oh apologies? Yeah, got it? Sorry, No, that's all right,
watching the light bulb go off.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
Just your time, listen. We're not all working at the
same rate, and that's that's fine. We'll be for you
to catch up.
Speaker 4 (00:38):
By the way, one of the guys in Weezer's wife got.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
Shot yeah by the cops and has been charged with
attempted murder.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Yeah, it's she got into a shootout.
Speaker 4 (00:49):
We'll discuss anyway. Yeah, like the cops were just in
her neighborhood.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
Okay, Well, yeah, the story is weird. We got to
talk about that. So that's insane.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
Yeah, we also have to talk about some.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
Announcements what's today that we may have to make on
the thirstyay.
Speaker 5 (01:07):
Brund it's wrong ninety five by Thursday already.
Speaker 4 (01:11):
But we're not cutting up. Bar I love that for us.
Speaker 5 (01:14):
The best way to enjoyed Thirsty saying the correction.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
Very nice.
Speaker 5 (01:18):
Boys, We're gonna tell you one way thing, what you
ordered a drink?
Speaker 2 (01:23):
Should we tell them now? Should we wait till later?
Speaker 4 (01:26):
Let's edge him a little bit.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
With this basic ones too.
Speaker 4 (01:32):
My word, I think seven is a good time. Okay, Yeah,
let everybody wake up, see what's going on in the day.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
And have your mimosa.
Speaker 4 (01:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:41):
Is this it's Thirstday the new show? It could be anything, Michael,
We don't know. Okay, we'll have to find out at
around seven o'clock. Like what we just said on the show,
that we are both on. You are in this room
right now. I'm pretty sure, God bless, we'll get to
(02:01):
more of the drinking and chaos.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
On the morning mosh.
Speaker 3 (02:05):
But I'm rocking aty five to five because this is
more than just a radio show. This is more than
us talking to you in your car as your friend.
Speaker 4 (02:15):
Dammit.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
I'd say this is more than a feeling.
Speaker 6 (02:20):
Small Now w HI weather with Michael who likes moisture
readings way too.
Speaker 4 (02:27):
Much into the microphone.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
A ye know, I don't know why that is stuck
in my head, speaking of head.
Speaker 4 (02:42):
Oh oh god.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
Uh and that doesn't make any sense. But it's gonna
be cloudy today, and that's it. It's gonna be dry, cloudy, cold, Wendy.
When will this end? That's what I want to know. Actually,
tomorrow's supposed to get sonny again, but it's still gonna
be chilly. And say, well look at it sixty soon
a little bit later.
Speaker 4 (03:03):
In the week.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
You can't trust it yet though, I guess.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
Larly next week early. So yeah, cloudy today, another gray day.
Speaker 3 (03:09):
Yeah, get your soup out, mid May, that's gonna be
your time to shine, Bud mid May.
Speaker 4 (03:13):
Oh, I need it. I forgot about the tease of May.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
You've heard of the idds of March. Now we get
right in for the teas of May. On Rock and
ninety five to five, why did the red Hot Chili.
Speaker 4 (03:28):
Pepper cross the road to get to the other side?
Speaker 1 (03:31):
Yeah, yeah, I was easy. It's the morning marsh.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
But on Rock and ninety five to five, Mikey.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
I have the top signs. I have a modern midlife crisis. Yes,
you do, yelling before we went on the air.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
You have all the top signs.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
Yes, let's go down the list here so you can
find out if you may be having a modern a
midlife crisis. The first thing on the list here. High
intensity pursuits, fitness buffs, and thrill seekers are behind this one.
Whether it's marathons, rock climbing, tough butter races, or some
other extreme activity.
Speaker 4 (04:00):
Yeah, I'm just trying to work out. I don't know
how that's always like crisis if you want to be healthy.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
I think the idea is that you're going at it
really really hardly, trying to throw something to someone.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
I think that that's what they're getting every weekend.
Speaker 4 (04:14):
You're out there just doing a warrior run.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
I haven't done anything with my life, so I'm going
to do a marathon. Yeah, my joints. And this is
one that makes it does make sense becoming an internet warrior.
It starts with unnecessarily savage comment left on someone social
media posts, but evolves into long rants, inventing frustrations online therapy.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
It just means you need to rant.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
But this is very targeted. Ice baths number three on
the list here. Yeah, celebrities swear by them, but if
someone suddenly embraces plunging into a vat of arctic temperature water,
it could be a sign that they're trying to numb
something deeper.
Speaker 4 (04:52):
That's good hurt hey.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
In defense of that, because maybe I know people who
like to do cold plunges. It is a great nervous
system reset, and if you have a hyperactive nervous system,
it can calm it down. And sometimes a hyperactive nervous
system is caused by a midlife crisis.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
So okay, yeah, I'm full circle getting a little too
into street wear. Rocking a pair of sneakers is one thing.
But swapping swapping your style for a wardrobe full of
graphic teas, sweats, oversized hoodies, Oh boy.
Speaker 4 (05:24):
This is I don't appreciate it.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
I think, Yeah, I don't appreciate this at all. Listen, older,
I get the less I care what other people think.
And I'm like, man, Like this morning, I had I
was gonna wear a button up shirt. I had the
shoes that match the whole thing, and I looked at
it and I went, Nona, I'm gonna where the swats.
My graphic teas are creative. I'm gonna have a midlife
crisis if I don't wear the sweats. I can't do
another day of skinny jeans. Two more here in the
(05:50):
top signs of a modern midlife crisis. Psychedelic retreats finding
yourself as often involves losing yourself in substances like ayahuasca,
tea and hallucinogenic mushrooms. Those who've done it can't wait
to share how a shaman change their life.
Speaker 4 (06:03):
So they don't like fun is what.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
I'm a man, I'm team psychedelic. I think that not
necessarily all these things are bad things. They're just signs
that maybe you need to evolve a little bit in
your life. Around your forties and fifties, you're trying to
grow change yourself somehow. And is in ayahuasca the one
where like you crap your pants when you do it?
Speaker 2 (06:24):
I supposedly it's very very intense. Yeah, you like puke?
Speaker 4 (06:27):
So that the Aaron Rodgers one? Is that what he
was doing? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (06:29):
Why does any if you I don't care how good
a drug is, You're like, You're gonna puke and crap
your pants.
Speaker 4 (06:33):
I'm like, yeah, I'm out. I've read to do that
we talk about, and I'm intrigued.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
You know, I want to do it?
Speaker 4 (06:38):
Yeah, I know I want to.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
I want to do it. And finally, and this is
hilarious because I think it's silly, a sudden overinvestment in
m astrology. There's nothing wrong with reading your horoscope. But
if someone blames mercury retrograde for their problems or trades
their therapists for a tarot cart reader, a midlife crisis
might be behind it. Horoscope.
Speaker 4 (07:00):
She's a nice lady. We're rock in ninety five five.
Speaker 7 (07:09):
We have as announcement coming up after seven.
Speaker 4 (07:15):
Before we get there, Maria.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
Technology really ubiquitous these days, wouldn't you say?
Speaker 2 (07:21):
And it seems that scientists.
Speaker 3 (07:22):
Keep creating things because they can, regardless of whether it
or not we should. And it's going to lead us
to an inevitable human rests a robot walls from.
Speaker 4 (07:34):
The front of the inevitable human robot wars.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
A recent study suggests that individual struggles with computer usage
may be more closely linked to inherent cognitive abilities or
lack thereof, than to a lack of training. Basically, they're
saying intelligence plays a significant role in one's ability to
effectively use computers. You gotta be smart to computer and
it's not a training issue, is what they're trying to say.
Speaker 7 (07:59):
Yeah, I con'd agree with that. Oh yeah, because not
everybody gets it. Sure, you know, there's a lot of
extra steps when you're explaining to somebody. I think we're
talking about, you know, your social media process. For you,
it's just a click, but when you have to explain
every step of go to the star button, open this up, open, yes.
Speaker 3 (08:19):
Your caption, yes, yes, what tagging is and yeah yeah yeah.
I would argue that that's a platform and not necessarily
the technology itself. Mike, Michael, do you have any thoughts that
you would like to share.
Speaker 4 (08:29):
I'm still learning, okay, so my thoughts at all. I'm
working on it.
Speaker 3 (08:32):
Nothing behind those eyes a hard time with the robot
is actually in the room with us right now.
Speaker 4 (08:38):
Wait, are you giving away our secrets? No? Are you sure?
Speaker 3 (08:42):
Yes, you'd have to know them first, there's nothing there.
But then maybe, but maybe that's how they get you.
They convince you that if you don't know how to
use computers, then you're not smart. And then if you
don't feel smart exactly, you're gonna get offended like Michael
is right now, because you're going to feel the truth
(09:03):
in your bones like Michael is right now, and then
you're gonna be like, well, no, now I have to
learn how to use computers in order to prove that
I am in fact smart, and then you are using computers,
and then you're addicted to the computer, and then.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
Oh no, they when the inevitable human versus Robot war.
This news from the front of the Inevitable Human Robot War.
Chicago Wolves tickets coming up in the show today Chicago's
Rock Station.
Speaker 3 (09:32):
I'm Michael, I'm Maria Palmer. I'm Mariss and that's us.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (09:38):
I'm gonna say this.
Speaker 3 (09:39):
It's gotta sound sarcastic, but I need you to know
that although the tone is.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
Humorous, I mean it from the bottom of my heart.
I love men.
Speaker 4 (09:47):
You're welcome.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
Hey, I really do. Thanks.
Speaker 4 (09:50):
We don't hear that enough.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
You definitely don't. And I love absolutely.
Speaker 3 (09:54):
I love the blind confidence that often comes along with
some of my boys.
Speaker 4 (10:00):
You know what I mean, what are you talking about.
Speaker 3 (10:02):
There's a study that says one in fifty men believe
they can outrun a champion racehorse.
Speaker 4 (10:08):
Well maybe for like twenty five feet or something.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
No, maybe not at all.
Speaker 4 (10:12):
Might I'm talking about it? I tell you that champion racehorse.
It's champion just for a sprint, like, not all the
way around a track. Because I know.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
No, let's let's dive.
Speaker 3 (10:21):
Let's dive in on this. Okay, Michael, Yes, a champion racehorse.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
We're talking like a real fast Are we both starting
from stopped? Yep?
Speaker 4 (10:28):
Okay, fine, how about this fifty feet?
Speaker 1 (10:31):
How about this?
Speaker 2 (10:31):
You're not starting from stopped?
Speaker 1 (10:32):
You get it?
Speaker 2 (10:33):
I start?
Speaker 4 (10:34):
Oh I do? Okay?
Speaker 2 (10:35):
Do you you think you'll win?
Speaker 4 (10:36):
Yeah? Maybe? No?
Speaker 3 (10:38):
No, no, no, this is good. This is a good
case study here because we do have stats. Oh wait,
while we're on this note, do you think that you
could score a point against Serena Williams and tennis?
Speaker 4 (10:49):
One? Of course she's gonna beat me, but one I can.
Speaker 7 (10:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
I I a.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
Thousand for SIMPLI that a thousand, simply.
Speaker 4 (10:56):
That I'm stuck on. You think you're faster than a horse.
I'm not fast, sir.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
I think that in a short run I could I
could outrun a horse.
Speaker 3 (11:03):
What do you think the fastest ever speed recorded by
a human was?
Speaker 5 (11:08):
Was?
Speaker 1 (11:08):
Michael Scott? What episode about the Office?
Speaker 4 (11:11):
Twenty eight miles an hour?
Speaker 3 (11:14):
Ussein bolt is twenty seven? Twenty seven Usan got to
twenty seven? Right? Ray, Now guess how fast the average Well? No,
the fastest race horse is how fast?
Speaker 1 (11:29):
I don't know twenty six point five forty you.
Speaker 3 (11:34):
Actually don't stand a chance in how but I love
I love that one and fifty men are like, yeah, yeah,
I could take that horse. Because also I have that
same confidence. And I'm gonna be real. I think mine
comes from video games. I'm in Skyrim. I'm like, hell, yeah,
I can take that giant.
Speaker 7 (11:51):
I will say, like, there's some feats that I think
I can accomplish.
Speaker 3 (11:56):
Like, no one needs to know about your foot fetish.
Speaker 4 (11:59):
Different story.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
I didn't even know you had one. Now we all know.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
Tell me about those feats you can accomplish.
Speaker 7 (12:04):
Like I think possibly I could hit a fast ball
off a major league pitcher.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
Possibly, I think you probably could. Yeah, I mean if
you swing enough. Sure did you played baseball? Okay, so
you know you know how fast those things are going.
You know that it's like a can and Shelby fired
at you.
Speaker 7 (12:22):
We also have to describe what a hit is, like,
am I allowed to bunt?
Speaker 4 (12:26):
Am? I?
Speaker 7 (12:27):
If I hit a ball foul? Does that count if
it's not in play.
Speaker 3 (12:32):
I'm gonna be honest with you. I don't think you
could even do that, not because of you. I think
you are great. I think that those those balls fly
at you fast.
Speaker 2 (12:42):
Buddy.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
I knew I could land an airplane. I think if
the pilot went down, because you put the headset on
and you just do what you're told.
Speaker 3 (12:49):
Right, well, yeah, I mean they're like not him, anybody,
but in many.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
Ways anybody or less.
Speaker 3 (12:56):
You put the headset on and you do as you're told,
in much the same way that figure skater just kind
of puts on the skates and gets out on the
ice and does some flips.
Speaker 4 (13:04):
You know what about fight ten kids? Ninety ten year olds?
I got them? You think I think I'm doing it too?
Speaker 2 (13:13):
Can I have a monster energy right beforehand? And can
they say something that really pisses me off?
Speaker 4 (13:18):
Eight four four ninety five fifty?
Speaker 7 (13:21):
What impossible feet do you think you can accomplish?
Speaker 2 (13:25):
They're not gonna think it's impossible?
Speaker 3 (13:27):
Whoa who is the Goliath to your David in your head?
Speaker 1 (13:32):
Eight four four fifty.
Speaker 3 (13:37):
Today is the greatest day I've ever known, because it
is Rock ninety five to five first today.
Speaker 5 (13:44):
It's Rock ninety five five Thursday.
Speaker 4 (13:47):
But we're not padded up oar.
Speaker 5 (13:48):
We're not the best way to enjoined thirstday the correction
FI listing on the app Good I gotta tell you
one we think what you barnered a.
Speaker 2 (13:58):
Drink depending on what you ordered to drink.
Speaker 4 (14:01):
Good Music on May first.
Speaker 3 (14:04):
May first, from five to seven pm.
Speaker 1 (14:06):
Oh yeah, at Fuzzy Line Brewing Company.
Speaker 4 (14:11):
What a great name.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
We'll be doing things that Fuzzy Line.
Speaker 4 (14:15):
I gotta look up their beers.
Speaker 1 (14:16):
We're gonna be doing a live podcast featurating you.
Speaker 4 (14:20):
That's so exciting.
Speaker 3 (14:21):
Some songs will be sung, that's right, and beers will
be had at our next.
Speaker 1 (14:27):
First day Live with the Morning Marsh Bic and music.
Speaker 3 (14:32):
Maria Palmer and me Marish and you know I'm going
to bring stuff for you.
Speaker 4 (14:38):
Look at these beers.
Speaker 3 (14:39):
I'm going to ring a kazoo ooh so that you
can kazoo with me and I can kazoo with you.
Speaker 1 (14:49):
Someone already beat us, do it?
Speaker 3 (14:51):
And once you get stole by podline who could.
Speaker 1 (14:53):
Have predicted this?
Speaker 4 (14:54):
But it doesn't matter. Don't we get to this? Are
you crying?
Speaker 3 (15:01):
I have got not just one, but two first day
live events from this stupid copper sake and jingle, and
that is a victory against the corporate shells.
Speaker 4 (15:14):
I gotta say I'm excited. They have canned help hemp seltzers.
Speaker 3 (15:24):
I can't have anything. I can't have anything with him
in the room, I get nothing. My ballons get deflated,
my confetti turns to just pieces of paper on the ground.
Speaker 7 (15:34):
It's so funny because, like, I know, he was here
with us.
Speaker 4 (15:41):
What are the beers? They got money?
Speaker 1 (15:42):
What I got, buddy? Oh?
Speaker 4 (15:44):
Some good stuff, man, some good I pas. We got
some loggers.
Speaker 1 (15:47):
We got the good Luck Lucy, which is a wheat
malt pale malt orange peel. Oh high alcohol of ale ims.
Speaker 3 (15:55):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (15:56):
The place looks gorgeous too, and they have great food.
This is gonna be really fun. I'm excited. I'm really pummed.
This one, by the way, is gonna yes. It's the
last one was like our first one, we're sort of
figuring it out. Well, this one's planned and like gonna
be a show.
Speaker 3 (16:10):
The last one wasn't even like a we we were
like figuring it out. It was more of a we
didn't know we were gonna have multiple of them. It
was kind of the end of a thirst day jingle era,
and it was just like, hey, we actually just did this,
Like remember what I was fighting for? On social like
I was fighting very publicly for a morning show spot
and to be out out of bar.
Speaker 4 (16:30):
Well, let me give you this, and that's what it was.
Speaker 3 (16:32):
It was our you, dear listener, and my celebration party together, like, yes,
we achieved.
Speaker 4 (16:38):
This thing, fuzzy line.
Speaker 1 (16:40):
This is a whole different start.
Speaker 3 (16:43):
Give me the beer of a new thing, and I
want you to be part of it.
Speaker 7 (16:48):
Last day and the rest of them a life Rock ninety
five to five.
Speaker 4 (16:52):
We have something special for you, and it's very easy
to win. Dude.
Speaker 7 (16:56):
A lot of people are like, I can't get through
the phones, I can't text. It's okay. All we need
you to do is stream the iHeart Radio app. It's
so cool. It's easy. Make us your number one preset,
too magical, very easy.
Speaker 4 (17:07):
Open app.
Speaker 7 (17:08):
Boom Rock ninety five to five right there, Morning mashpit,
right there, and you could win a trip to Disney
World Resorts.
Speaker 4 (17:16):
Yeah, just thirty minutes.
Speaker 1 (17:17):
Let me tell you something. I'm a forty year old
man who made fun of us before I went same.
I am booking my next trip. It was so I mean, guys,
did we have a blast.
Speaker 4 (17:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (17:26):
And in case his opinion alienates you from it the
forty year old boy over there.
Speaker 2 (17:30):
Let me also tell you that I too thought it
was cool.
Speaker 1 (17:32):
Yeah, I remember. I think we were like literally waiting
to head back to the airport. Mario was like, I
didn't realize I would like this this much. Yeah, it
is really incredible, the amount of detail that goes into
the things. Even the hotel, our hotel. The hotels smell
like the theme. Yeah, I mean every no stone is
left unturned, and you can win that trip. All you
got to do is download the iHeartRadio app, listen for
(17:53):
half an hour, enterre in.
Speaker 3 (17:55):
And by the way, that half an hour can be
like whenever. So perhaps, oh, I don't know, during our
ninety five minutes of commercial free music, when it's really
easy for that half hour, why bye bought a big
pop boop?
Speaker 1 (18:09):
Maybe we tell you about the crazy story about Weezer's
bassist wife getting shot by cops in charge with attempted murder.
Speaker 2 (18:16):
Dude, the whole story is bizarre.
Speaker 4 (18:18):
Yeah, yeah, we'll talk about it coming up yeah on Rock.
Speaker 1 (18:22):
Rock ninety five five, Chicago's rock station Chicago. Wolvesticket's coming
up here in just a little bit.
Speaker 4 (18:28):
Maria, what do you got, big question?
Speaker 3 (18:30):
Yeah answers, are you okay?
Speaker 4 (18:34):
No?
Speaker 7 (18:34):
No?
Speaker 3 (18:35):
If you're asking okay, cool, So then you're going along
with the research too, because there's a whole study out
about places that people cry in public, like when you
need to just get out the tears, but you're not
at home, but you also don't want people to see you.
Speaker 4 (18:50):
Why. I'm a man, so we're not allowed to do that.
And that's what showers are made for. Sitting in the shower,
blending in the water.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
It's a rainy day of fine, you can't.
Speaker 3 (19:04):
Tell sixty people have cried in their car. Forty seven
percent of men and seventy six percent of women cop
to that makes sense. Yeah, thirty eight percent have cried
at school, twenty eight percent of cried at the doctor's office.
Speaker 4 (19:21):
Yeah, I can see that.
Speaker 3 (19:23):
And this is where I think they're lying about their stats.
Speaker 2 (19:27):
Five percent have cried at a sporting event. Those numbers
are way higher. That is way higher.
Speaker 1 (19:33):
Yeah, especially it's like a championship game in your call, Gosh,
are wins? That's true?
Speaker 4 (19:39):
I didn't think about that.
Speaker 3 (19:40):
Yeah, that I have seen who don't show emotion in
any other facet of their life, who are brought to
tears by sports.
Speaker 2 (19:49):
I can name ten right now off the top of
my head.
Speaker 7 (19:52):
I can say I've never cried during sports, but I.
Speaker 4 (19:58):
Have a very visceral emotion. Sometimes.
Speaker 3 (20:01):
I bet you've gotten misty. Maybe I made him missed.
Speaker 7 (20:09):
No, yeah, it's frustrating, it's hard palpitations, it's baby ass
for in.
Speaker 4 (20:14):
There's a whole other line of emotions, like I.
Speaker 1 (20:16):
Think if I was a relationship at some point, if.
Speaker 7 (20:18):
I think, like watching a retirement celebration or Jeter. There
you go, okay, all right, what about rewatching the line?
Speaker 2 (20:25):
Okay, so you cried about Derek Jeter.
Speaker 7 (20:28):
No, it was a big I played shortstop when I
was in baseball. I looked up to Jeter growing up,
and then when he retired, when he finally played that
final game in New York, it was just all the
pomp and circumstance. And I don't know if you guys remember,
like the scene of the kid in the crowd that
tips his.
Speaker 1 (20:45):
Hat to the captain. I was just like, we'd like
to live our life with these people. When you love sports,
it brings you so much joy and so much pain.
It's so emotional that over the years of time, you
feel this connection to these people and it is. It's
pretty incredible. And also, have you guys rewatched The Lion
King as an adult?
Speaker 3 (21:03):
Yeah, yeah, that's so fair.
Speaker 1 (21:09):
But about the last bite of a perfect burger.
Speaker 4 (21:13):
Food's never done that for me. Here, that's a different
emotion from.
Speaker 1 (21:15):
Me meat, it's never done that. If they took away pizza,
I couldn't have it forever. I would cry. I would cry.
How about first time holding a baby. I hear that's
a big deal for people, first time you hold your
baby in the hospital.
Speaker 2 (21:27):
Wouldn't know, not going to do that. I've had a puppy,
so I understood cry.
Speaker 4 (21:33):
At the puppy. I've cried a lot with my puppy.
Speaker 3 (21:36):
I will say there have been times when I've gotten
so overwhelmed at how much I love my cut.
Speaker 2 (21:40):
I won't say I've cried, but I have sat in the.
Speaker 3 (21:43):
Living room stood really with both hands on my face,
just going, oh my God, I owe you so much.
When you're there and you're looking at me like that,
I can't stand it, which I don't.
Speaker 1 (21:59):
Think is healthy.
Speaker 2 (22:00):
But I'm not gonna fix it, not at all.
Speaker 6 (22:10):
Now here's five or so things with Mars. Why does
he always drop his bands during this part of the show.
Speaker 2 (22:18):
So at least one in the half of the things.
Speaker 4 (22:20):
J Yeah, just more comfortable. All right.
Speaker 7 (22:22):
We're starting five things with what would you do if
you got on the wrong boat.
Speaker 4 (22:27):
While traveling internationally? Awesome?
Speaker 7 (22:30):
Well, an American by the name of Evan a guy
on the wrong boat while sightseeing in London and ended
up on a party boat nice to a soccer game
with one hundred and fifty diehard supporters of South End
United Football Club.
Speaker 1 (22:45):
That's awesome.
Speaker 4 (22:46):
You're going for a ride at that point is the
opposite of a problem. Yeah, yeah, it's ended up really good.
Speaker 7 (22:51):
They saw him sitting quietly by himself, asked him what
was going on, he explained. They very quickly welcomed him
to the club, gave him a nickname, called him a shrimper,
offer him some beers, gave him a ticket to the
game that they were headed to, and even started a
chant while at the game.
Speaker 4 (23:09):
Evan is a shrimper. That's awesome.
Speaker 1 (23:12):
So this is like fan fiction.
Speaker 4 (23:14):
Of that circumstances possible.
Speaker 7 (23:17):
Nudeman in Kentucky got arrested on a highway when the
police caught up to him and asked him where he
was going, he said, going to get myself some parents.
Speaker 2 (23:27):
Well next time Kentucket.
Speaker 1 (23:29):
Ah wow, thank you.
Speaker 7 (23:31):
Yep, if you're looking to make three million dollars. NASA
is looking for a tech that can recycle poop and
other human waste in space. They're looking into this because
ninety six bags of human waste were left on the
Moon from Apollo missions.
Speaker 1 (23:48):
Guys, can you shoot it into space?
Speaker 3 (23:50):
I was about to say, if only there were an
entire uninhabited area of the universe that was incredibly expansive
where no one would run into it.
Speaker 4 (24:00):
We are polluting space. Pick up your garbage.
Speaker 3 (24:03):
Oh no, all the life out in space that's going
to be affected by that.
Speaker 4 (24:06):
Those aliens come in and say, hey, we found it.
Speaker 1 (24:08):
Like, come on, aliens are like, just stay out of
that universe over there.
Speaker 4 (24:12):
She'll be good.
Speaker 3 (24:13):
The aliens will smell our scent and then they'll be
familiar with us, and then they won't attack us on approach.
Speaker 4 (24:17):
Oh, actually, it's good defense.
Speaker 7 (24:21):
Best time in book flights they are saying that Sundays
and at Tuesdays are the best times to book flights,
and if you're playing to fly domestically, book sixty days
in advance. And for international trips a minimum of ninety
days in advance.
Speaker 2 (24:35):
Incredible.
Speaker 3 (24:36):
I also have notes for airlines food, Oh yeah, leg.
Speaker 4 (24:41):
Room, arm room.
Speaker 3 (24:43):
My butt not feeling like it is on a plastic seat. Yeah,
planes staying in the sky would be nice. So just
you know, little couple hacks from the customers standpoint.
Speaker 7 (24:54):
And it's a two way street, and they should be
listening to rock ninety five to five at all times.
Speaker 1 (25:00):
On the street of all they're in there, Yep, there
it is.
Speaker 7 (25:03):
And Marvel is using Wolverine breathing to mark National Stress
Awareness Month. They've actively got an eight hour and a
half video on YouTube of Hugh Jackman breathing in the
Wolverine costume.
Speaker 3 (25:19):
That is for someone all to raise awareness.
Speaker 1 (25:24):
That's for a specific checked.
Speaker 7 (25:25):
I checked it out for a second and I was
just like, it's not just him breathing. It's the most
thematic music in the background possible, And I felt slightly relaxed.
Speaker 1 (25:39):
Hey, I know who this is born. It's not for relaxation.
Speaker 2 (25:44):
You'll feel relaxed afterwards, but there will be a.
Speaker 3 (25:46):
Bit of a climax to that relaxing. Kids aren't all right,
The adults aren't doing much better. We're all just trying
to get through on the morning martsch bit on Rock
ninety five.
Speaker 6 (26:01):
Yo.
Speaker 3 (26:01):
Yeah, yo, this story about Scott Schriner, the basis from Weezer.
His wife got into a shootout with LA police and
has been booked for attempted murder.
Speaker 4 (26:14):
The lead up is wild as well.
Speaker 2 (26:16):
It's all really weird, Michael tell us about it.
Speaker 1 (26:18):
California Highway Patrol and LAPD officers responded to a hit
and run Tuesday afternoon on a freeway in the Eagle
Rock neighborhood of Los Angeles. Three people fled the scene
on foot. None of them were basis from Weezer's wife, right,
it had nothing to do with her, yeah, exactly. One
bailed out of the vehicle, climbed over a freeway embankment,
and ended up on a residential street. He stripped off
(26:39):
some of his clothing, trying to blend into the neighborhood,
which didn't work. As cops scoured the area, officers went
into the backyard of a house where the suspect had
fled to. Scott's wife, Jullian Lauren, emerged from the couple's
house next door with a gun in her hand. It's
unclear whether she fired on police or not, but officers
yelled at her to drop the weapon. Cops say she
ignored multiple commands. Lapd says they then she then pointed
(27:01):
her weapon at officers. They fired, hitting her in the shoulder,
and then she ran back into the house.
Speaker 4 (27:06):
It's bizarre, the whole story. It gets weirder too.
Speaker 1 (27:10):
She stayed in the house for thirty minutes when finally
her and the babysitter came out with their hands up
and surrendered to the police. Why was the babysitter, Well,
I think it was just who's in the house, everybody,
anybody in the house, come out, you know, that kind
of thing. But how listen, if the cops are telling
you to put your gun down, to put the gun down.
Speaker 2 (27:31):
Well that's that's what's weird.
Speaker 4 (27:32):
Don't point it out them.
Speaker 3 (27:34):
We just don't have enough information yet because it's none
of the behavior is explained from anyone yet.
Speaker 1 (27:40):
Also, the attempted murder charge. If she didn't shoot at them,
I don't think Maybe we have a lawyer who's listening
or or somebody. If she didn't actually pull the trigger,
which again is still unclear, And my guess is that
if she's getting an attempted murder charge.
Speaker 4 (27:53):
She pulled the trigger.
Speaker 2 (27:54):
Right which she got shot in the shoulder.
Speaker 4 (27:56):
They're shooting you, I mean I just not.
Speaker 3 (27:58):
Yeah, it's absolute, But also why are they because the
other question is why are they shooting her? Because would
she not be allowed to be on her own property
with a gun, whether or not it's pointed out police?
Speaker 2 (28:08):
Interesting, like, legally wouldn't she be allowed to do that?
Speaker 4 (28:11):
On the four four fifty?
Speaker 1 (28:13):
You can text us you know your tips or whatever
you know about this or what however you think this
went down.
Speaker 4 (28:18):
But it's just like you said, bizarre.
Speaker 3 (28:20):
Yeah, and I would say, now at least we know
Weser's basis, but really we know Weser's bassists wife. Yes,
so Scott, sorry, buddy, still got a lock on that front,
it turns out.
Speaker 6 (28:34):
And now Fun to the Head on Rocked five five, Yeah,
don't worry.
Speaker 4 (28:40):
They're using nerve weapons. Are we speaking with? Christina? You
are Christina?
Speaker 3 (28:47):
What up?
Speaker 1 (28:48):
Girl?
Speaker 4 (28:48):
Welcome to Fun to the Head. How are you doing today?
I'm doing good, just driving my five year old at school.
Oh what's your five year old's name? He's Anthony A
little Tony. Does that mean kindergarten.
Speaker 1 (29:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (29:08):
Nice, Well, shout out to Anthony and good luck to
you Christina. Because you have a very difficult question. You
have to pick one of us to answer questions for
you and then maybe get shot with nerf darts.
Speaker 4 (29:20):
Who would you like to answer questions for you today?
Anthony picked Michael.
Speaker 2 (29:27):
Let's know, a good choice. I'm here to get shot
and here not to grow up.
Speaker 4 (29:33):
To be I just I'm glad I'm not going up
against Nathan. I don't know why ask for this.
Speaker 3 (29:36):
Okay, all right, Christina, let's get you these tickets and
shoot Michael Shelby.
Speaker 4 (29:40):
Let's do it.
Speaker 2 (29:42):
Great combat Question Number one?
Speaker 3 (29:45):
Which spirit originally made from sugarcane byproducts like molasses is
associated with Caribbean countries?
Speaker 4 (29:52):
Rum? Correct? That was easy?
Speaker 2 (29:55):
One yo ho ho.
Speaker 4 (29:56):
Good job Michael.
Speaker 2 (29:57):
How are we feeling, Christina?
Speaker 6 (29:59):
Great?
Speaker 2 (30:00):
That was good. He's putting on a good show.
Speaker 4 (30:02):
Quick on the draw?
Speaker 2 (30:03):
All right?
Speaker 1 (30:04):
Number two?
Speaker 4 (30:06):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (30:07):
Which Cubs picked?
Speaker 1 (30:09):
Picture?
Speaker 3 (30:09):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (30:09):
I should know this.
Speaker 3 (30:10):
Threw a no hitter in two thousand and eight against
the Houston Astros in a game played in Milwaukee due
to a hurricane.
Speaker 4 (30:17):
It's too long ago. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (30:20):
Okay, you want to try.
Speaker 3 (30:24):
I have no idea.
Speaker 1 (30:25):
I only know the new one, all right, Anthony.
Speaker 4 (30:28):
Anthony for a cub you want it a.
Speaker 2 (30:33):
Lot, doesn't matter, it doesn't it doesn't matter.
Speaker 3 (30:36):
We might have to take alright, the answer is Carlos Zambrano.
Speaker 2 (30:45):
Zambrano.
Speaker 3 (30:46):
Yeah, he's a Booma fo there you go for one, okay.
Speaker 2 (30:52):
Oh, then you have to name all three?
Speaker 4 (30:56):
Name one?
Speaker 6 (30:57):
All right?
Speaker 2 (30:57):
You have to name one.
Speaker 3 (31:00):
Hobby companions when he leaves the shire.
Speaker 4 (31:04):
Honest to god, come on, one of there's three by
the end of this movie.
Speaker 1 (31:11):
In the movie theater, I thought, if this doesn't end
in the next five minutes, that it was too long.
Speaker 4 (31:16):
Name one. I'm looking for a friend of Frot.
Speaker 7 (31:21):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (31:21):
Was her guy named Sam?
Speaker 6 (31:22):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (31:23):
Does that count?
Speaker 1 (31:24):
Oh? God, that is the only name I know out
of that whole movie. I know there's a little creeper
thing Gollum that was crawling around in there too, But that.
Speaker 2 (31:33):
You told me everything that you do know about Lord
of the Rings.
Speaker 1 (31:35):
But it took so.
Speaker 2 (31:37):
Long to get to answer the damn question.
Speaker 4 (31:40):
You got right. The movie is too long. Yeah, those
movies are too long standing. You only need one more
from Michael. You think you can pull it out me
Andrew can't sit.
Speaker 2 (31:50):
Just Michael to pull never mind that you could you.
Speaker 1 (31:54):
I'm good at it.
Speaker 2 (31:55):
Anthony is it's a weird.
Speaker 4 (32:00):
All right, Anthony, Let's go Bud.
Speaker 3 (32:02):
What is Gollum's original name before he was corrupted by
the Ring Siege?
Speaker 1 (32:13):
For six hours watching that thing really paid off for Andrew.
Speaker 7 (32:16):
I gotta say, for somebody who actively complained about Lord
of the Rings for thirty seconds, it was beat into me.
Speaker 4 (32:25):
Can I try the last question? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (32:28):
What is the Japanese term for fermented soy being paste
used in soups and sauces.
Speaker 1 (32:32):
I'm gonna have to, Uh, Christina, can you take this one?
Speaker 2 (32:36):
I have no idea.
Speaker 4 (32:37):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (32:39):
Oh God, miso soup.
Speaker 4 (32:40):
Thank Christina, you're going to see the world. You got it? Yes,
I was hoping to hear the cheer from the Anthony.
Speaker 1 (32:52):
He's gonna take Anthony with her. Make sure you get
there early because they have a really great intro for
the wolves with lots of fire and stuff, and he
will love it.
Speaker 4 (33:03):
Also, it is first response.
Speaker 7 (33:05):
It is the first responders game, so they'll also have
fire trucks on site.
Speaker 4 (33:11):
There you go.
Speaker 7 (33:13):
We love it all right, So you got three of
the tickets taken care of for your four pack.
Speaker 4 (33:18):
You know who the fourth might be?
Speaker 6 (33:22):
I don't know?
Speaker 4 (33:23):
All right? Might you know what an extra seat? Never
heard anybody? Oh you're gonna go? Okay, there we go.
Speaker 7 (33:30):
Christina is all set with her four packet tickets for
one of two final home games for the Chicago Wolves
as they get ready for the twenty twenty.
Speaker 4 (33:39):
Five Calder Cook Playoffs.
Speaker 7 (33:42):
If you want to get your tickets, head on over
to ticketmaster dot com.
Speaker 4 (33:45):
This is Wolves Hockey nerd Alert. It's time to dork out.
Speaker 2 (33:55):
There's gonna be so much dorking this weekend.
Speaker 7 (33:57):
Oh so much dorking city, along with C two YouTube
being in town Chicago's Comic Con and entertainment expell I.
Speaker 4 (34:07):
You't know if you guys knew if that's what they
stood for. I was wondering.
Speaker 7 (34:09):
Yes, there is a news store that has opened on
Michigan Avenue. The Harry Potter Shop opens up today and
this is their third location with locations in New York
and London.
Speaker 4 (34:24):
How cool is that, Maria. I haven't seen you smile
this big in a while.
Speaker 1 (34:27):
I'd like to slither into that store. Thank you, and
you can do that at ten today. I don't know
anything about Harry Potter. I still want to go. This
looks really cool. It's very cool. They have done an
amazing job.
Speaker 7 (34:39):
From the clips we've seen on Fox Today, from the
clips I've seen on social and on the website, they
did a great job making this look very hot.
Speaker 4 (34:47):
Harry Potter s they have a butter beer bar.
Speaker 7 (34:51):
Yes, and I know your second question, all non alcoholic.
Speaker 4 (34:55):
I'll bring a shooter.
Speaker 1 (34:56):
Change that. I'm just hammered at the butter beer bar.
They're like, how would you do?
Speaker 2 (35:00):
I'll be there as soon as the Griffin doors open.
Speaker 1 (35:03):
Give it to me.
Speaker 4 (35:05):
You're winning this round.
Speaker 7 (35:07):
They'll have butter beer and exclusive butterscotch popcorn available. Some
of their magic treats include the Birdie Bots Every Flavor beans,
which we did see on the river over April Fools Day,
and they also have the chocolate Frogs.
Speaker 1 (35:22):
Oh are they gonna jump away?
Speaker 4 (35:23):
I hope so.
Speaker 7 (35:24):
The chocolate frogs were one of the candies featured in
the movie. When Harry first got on the train to
head to hob Ward.
Speaker 4 (35:30):
Gotcha, You're gonna have.
Speaker 2 (35:31):
To raven claw your way to the front of the
line for this.
Speaker 4 (35:35):
Yes, she's really racking them up right now.
Speaker 7 (35:37):
But speaking of the houses, they do have gear featuring
all of the houses.
Speaker 4 (35:42):
I'm believing you're claiming raven claw. Correct, What.
Speaker 2 (35:46):
Do I come across as a raven?
Speaker 7 (35:48):
I'm sorry, Slytherin bad Actually I mean, like, thank you?
Speaker 1 (35:52):
If I do come across as a raven?
Speaker 4 (35:53):
What do I come across? You're with me? It's a
huffle puff. Let's go you the house.
Speaker 7 (36:00):
But yes, they have all of the houses there, so
you can get gear for each house specific to yourself,
along with specific gear for Chicago's including a bear spirit, jerseys, mugs,
and tote bags.
Speaker 4 (36:12):
I'm going today, what are these things? I want one
of these?
Speaker 1 (36:15):
They have an entire table with every like the one
of the bad guy's wands look like it's made out
of like bone. That would be Voldemort.
Speaker 4 (36:23):
I don't even care about Harry Potter. I want a
wand yes, yeah, I actually really want.
Speaker 1 (36:27):
To want too.
Speaker 7 (36:28):
I believe they have all of the cast member ones
along with some other creative ones that will be on site.
But yeah, this is going to be one to see,
and they have a very interesting queue system to manage
going in line. So you can register a slot to
get into the store online, so it's not just packed
in there.
Speaker 4 (36:45):
Yes, so see a long line.
Speaker 7 (36:48):
Hit the queue, go get some food, and then come
back a little bit later.
Speaker 4 (36:51):
It's going to be a perfect time. And if you
get stuck in.
Speaker 1 (36:56):
The line outside, you can bring your vape and have
a huffle puff right away. Good for them getting it
here for C to e two. Oh perfect time time,
that out right, perfect timing.
Speaker 7 (37:07):
So yeah, before you spend all your money at C
two e two, stop on over.
Speaker 4 (37:10):
At the Harry Potter shop. You guys know what's next?
Speaker 1 (37:13):
What's next?
Speaker 7 (37:14):
Ninety five minutes commercial free on Rock ninety five five.
Speaker 1 (37:20):
A perfect song for a big announcement. Rock ninety five five,
Chicago's rock station.
Speaker 4 (37:24):
Maria take it away.
Speaker 2 (37:26):
Oh interesting, what day is it was?
Speaker 4 (37:29):
Thursday?
Speaker 2 (37:29):
Oh it is Rock ninety five five Thursday.
Speaker 5 (37:32):
It's Rock ninety five five Thursday.
Speaker 1 (37:34):
Look at that.
Speaker 4 (37:35):
But we're knock outed up, bark not yet.
Speaker 5 (37:37):
Best way too, we'll joined thirst sing the correction.
Speaker 7 (37:39):
Boys.
Speaker 2 (37:41):
Yeah, I like it a lot.
Speaker 5 (37:42):
Gotta tell you one way, Thank Paddy God.
Speaker 4 (37:45):
What you cornered a drink?
Speaker 2 (37:47):
Oh it's happening.
Speaker 4 (37:49):
May first fuzz it up?
Speaker 2 (37:52):
Five to seven pm at Fuzzy Line Brewing Company.
Speaker 3 (37:58):
That's right, were taken thirst Day to Indiana.
Speaker 1 (38:02):
Baby drink some beer.
Speaker 2 (38:04):
Yes, Oh, there will be much drinking. There will be
many weird jokes made. Mm hmm, some tunes, some piano,
some kazoo.
Speaker 3 (38:13):
As we expect it a podcast live that you, dear listener,
got to participate in.
Speaker 2 (38:21):
Oh, that's gonna be a fun part of it.
Speaker 1 (38:23):
And dangerous's gonna be hammered on this podcast. I mean,
I'm not going to be totally sober on the podcast.
Speaker 4 (38:28):
I mean you're the only one not driving.
Speaker 1 (38:30):
You can be either one.
Speaker 3 (38:31):
It's podcast rules radio, they don't have rules and kind
I can't.
Speaker 2 (38:36):
Wait to see you there for the beginning of what's
going to be a very.
Speaker 3 (38:40):
Long era of Thirsty Day during the fars and breweries.
Speaker 1 (38:46):
Of Chicago Land.
Speaker 7 (38:47):
It's got to be a beautiful This is a second
win for you against the shows, actually third third.
Speaker 2 (38:54):
I'm sorry, there's something we can still believe in.
Speaker 4 (38:58):
They're sitting in an office. We can't stop they really can.
Speaker 1 (39:02):
I don't even know how to stop me. Well, we don't.
So that's why we just let you go. Because it's
going to be amazing. I can't wait for this. It's
gonna be a ton of fun, lots of good beer.
The place looks great, lots of good food out there too.
Speaker 2 (39:13):
I just really enjoy hanging out with you, dear listener.
Speaker 3 (39:16):
We don't get a lot of opportunities to just like
chill in real life, and like our parasocial relationship is
very strong.
Speaker 4 (39:23):
It's like Michael, I love both of y'all. Yeah, I
love the listeners more. Yeah, that's that's my fair.
Speaker 3 (39:29):
And also I do like that the way that we're
doing these events is that you, dear listener, get a
lot of say and how they go down, Like we're
taking what you like from it and just kind of
like building out a show that you're actually going to
want to attend.
Speaker 2 (39:42):
You tell the monkeys how you want them to dance.
We are the monkeys.
Speaker 1 (39:46):
You said this was Indiana. Yes, I got to look
up the laws. Just make sure I don't get in
any trouble over there.
Speaker 2 (39:52):
You can't bring weed.
Speaker 4 (39:54):
I know that I don't.
Speaker 1 (39:55):
I don't do anything like that anymore.
Speaker 2 (39:56):
You don't speak anymore. You're talking about since the this morning.
Speaker 4 (40:01):
Right now, smoke the marijuana.
Speaker 1 (40:03):
Yes he does, he does.
Speaker 4 (40:05):
A lot. It's going to be so fun.
Speaker 3 (40:07):
I can't I really can't wait. It's really my favorite
thing that i'd like. I have such a weird job.
Radio is weird in and of itself, and this is
a fun component.
Speaker 1 (40:16):
That I get to do, and you get to come
hang with us. Take your take some time out of
your night. Just come have some beers, sing some songs
and just have a blast.
Speaker 3 (40:23):
Bring a weird instrument, join me in the weird play,
or it doesn't even have to be that weird.
Speaker 2 (40:28):
Bring an acoustic guitar if you want to play an
acoustic guitar like.
Speaker 3 (40:30):
This, I can't stress it be amazing how interactive this
show is.
Speaker 2 (40:36):
Absolutely show to hang out.
Speaker 3 (40:38):
Yeah, drink some beers, have fun Thursday, and we'll see
you at Fuzzy Line May first.
Speaker 1 (40:44):
But there's today line. No more in tears.
Speaker 3 (40:52):
There's gonna be so many more tears at least if
I'm around this morning. But on Rock and ninety five
to five, Mikey, Yes, time.
Speaker 4 (40:59):
For a little rock report. Let's get into it, shall we.
Speaker 1 (41:02):
It's an adequately sized rock report. Oh oh, Breaking Benjamin
in three days of Grace, I have teamed up for
a co headlining US tour nice twenty one dates. None
of them here yet though, but they did say more
dates could be announced, so we will keep it. I mean,
the closest are coming into a place called Clarkston, Michigan.
Speaker 3 (41:17):
Whatever I'll drive. That's a good three days. Grace and
breaking Benjamin a black T shirt never stood a chance you.
Speaker 4 (41:23):
Could catch a ride with Clinger. I think, thank you
and more I listen. I'm loving all the Blink. I
was a Blink fan growing up.
Speaker 1 (41:30):
I'm loving all the news coming out because Mark's out
doing his press tour for the new book, and he
has revealed the text message that he got from Tom
that brought the band back together. Oh, which is kind
of interesting because they were a strange for so long.
Speaker 2 (41:45):
It's probably just an egg plant emoji.
Speaker 4 (41:47):
He was like, that's enough for me. Hobbs recalls quote.
Speaker 1 (41:50):
It was four years ago when Tom texted me out
of the blue and said this, Hey, I'm directing this
new video for Angels and Airwaves. And then he sent
me a photo of him at a music video shoot
he was and it's him in front of a.
Speaker 4 (42:01):
Bunch of a bunch of models just in his underwear.
Speaker 1 (42:05):
Brand.
Speaker 4 (42:05):
That's how you break the ice. Mark replied with ha ha,
that's awesome. Man. Hey, by the way, I have cancer
and I'm starting chemotherapy.
Speaker 1 (42:11):
Oh Jesus, okay casual Mark? Yeah? Yeah, Mark, seems like
a little more of the serious huh my sold Mark.
So that and the band's back together. They're actually going
out on tour, they announced, because.
Speaker 2 (42:22):
He pulled the cancer card right out of the gate.
Speaker 4 (42:24):
But whatever, I guess going out on tour with Alkaline Trio.
Speaker 3 (42:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (42:28):
Which when has Matt Skiba yees subved in for Tom Yeah?
Speaker 4 (42:32):
Exactly. So that's kind of fun.
Speaker 1 (42:34):
And that's it for the Rock Report today on Rock
ninety five to five, Chicago's best rock station.
Speaker 4 (42:40):
Am I understanding that we have bad news and bears
on the way next?
Speaker 1 (42:45):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (42:46):
I can't wait.
Speaker 7 (42:47):
There we are ninety five minutes commercial free because we
love you, Thank you for being here. In the morning,
mash Pitt as Marie has the most uplifting segment of
the day.
Speaker 4 (43:03):
I sure, do you know why?
Speaker 3 (43:05):
Because the corporate shills came to me and had a
reasonable request to add a new segment to the show
and to put a positive spin on the headlines so
we don't get dear listener, all down in the dumps.
Speaker 4 (43:17):
It's true they.
Speaker 3 (43:17):
Also offered no creative help or extra money for this,
But what am I to do aside from my job?
Welcome to Bad News Bears. The firing squad may return
as a death penalty option. I'd pick that, terrible, assuming
Michael gets assigned to the death penalty at some point
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in his life working towards it. Pennsylvania judge is convicted
of shooting and wounding her ex boyfriend.
Speaker 2 (43:45):
As he slept. The judges are committing the crimes.
Speaker 1 (43:49):
Oh, the world is upside out.
Speaker 3 (43:51):
Terrible doctor admits to killing wife, dumping body and pond.
Silly doctor, you're supposed to heal people, not killing dump
their bodies. My goodness, and perhaps the worst of the worst,
The Minnesota spongy moth mitigation plan has been canceled. Will
no longer be mitigating the spongy moths?
Speaker 1 (44:14):
Have fun.
Speaker 7 (44:15):
I love how you kicked your legs up on the
desk and really got comfortable to read that last one.
Speaker 3 (44:19):
Yeah, no spongey moth mitigation for us.
Speaker 2 (44:23):
This has been bad News Bears.
Speaker 1 (44:30):
My favorite band ever write there, Pearl Jam Rock ninety
five to five Chicago's Axe station.
Speaker 4 (44:35):
How are you? I'm to go? Yeah, have a good day. Yeah,
I'm going to walk over to the Harry Potter store.
Are you gonna go?
Speaker 3 (44:41):
Now?
Speaker 4 (44:41):
See how long the line is? Hit that digital right here?
Isn't it right down the street? It's walk from where
we are.
Speaker 2 (44:48):
I'm going to go with you.
Speaker 4 (44:49):
Actually, let's do it? Ye annoying?
Speaker 1 (44:52):
I wish I could go.
Speaker 4 (44:53):
Oh you can? I have other things to do.
Speaker 2 (44:55):
You have time five minutes away.
Speaker 1 (44:59):
But there's the Q and the line, yeah, the whole thing.
I do want to go, So I think I'm gonna
go later. Okay, smart We got all weekend and C
to E two this weekend, I'm gonna nerd I have
I'm not a nerd. I'm gonna nerd out this weekend.
And it's actually a big weekend because Exotica is here too.
We didn't forget, so we just have to space these
things out so we don't get too exciting.
Speaker 4 (45:18):
Forget.
Speaker 2 (45:18):
We left it in our private tabs.
Speaker 4 (45:20):
I am not going to Comic Con anymore. I am
going to Exotica now. Cheese, all right? And who are
you excited about seeing it? Exotica?
Speaker 1 (45:29):
I don't know, but I hear they're all dressed in
a certain way.
Speaker 3 (45:32):
You can see some of the characters at C to
E two who inspired some of the characters at Exotica.
Speaker 4 (45:37):
Right, not wrong?
Speaker 2 (45:38):
No, I know what Rule thirty four is.
Speaker 4 (45:40):
Great costume, well.
Speaker 3 (45:42):
Educated, great cooom.
Speaker 2 (45:46):
I would like to see it skimpier somehow, if that's possible.
Speaker 7 (45:49):
Can I talk to your costume designer? But yes, we
are ready. Oh wait, Friday, Oh yeah, tomorrow, be ready
with US codes.
Speaker 4 (46:00):
It's freeze Chaz of Friday
All apolo geese.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Apologies.
Speaker 3 (00:07):
Oh, I'm not familiar with the word. Oh morning, Mashmud.
I'm Rock ninety five five. My name is Maria Palmer.
I'm Mariss Okay, okay, I don't get it. That's okay, Okay,
I'm Michael, and normally I don't get it because I
don't apologize.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
Is the joke?
Speaker 4 (00:27):
Apple? Oh apologies? Yeah, got it? Sorry, No, that's all right,
watching the light bulb go off.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
Just your time, listen. We're not all working at the
same rate, and that's that's fine. We'll be for you
to catch up.
Speaker 4 (00:38):
By the way, one of the guys in Weezer's wife got.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
Shot yeah by the cops and has been charged with
attempted murder.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Yeah, it's she got into a shootout.
Speaker 4 (00:49):
We'll discuss anyway. Yeah, like the cops were just in
her neighborhood.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
Okay, Well, yeah, the story is weird. We got to
talk about that. So that's insane.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
Yeah, we also have to talk about some.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
Announcements what's today that we may have to make on
the thirstyay.
Speaker 5 (01:07):
Brund it's wrong ninety five by Thursday already.
Speaker 4 (01:11):
But we're not cutting up. Bar I love that for us.
Speaker 5 (01:14):
The best way to enjoyed Thirsty saying the correction.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
Very nice.
Speaker 5 (01:18):
Boys, We're gonna tell you one way thing, what you
ordered a drink?
Speaker 2 (01:23):
Should we tell them now? Should we wait till later?
Speaker 4 (01:26):
Let's edge him a little bit.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
With this basic ones too.
Speaker 4 (01:32):
My word, I think seven is a good time. Okay, Yeah,
let everybody wake up, see what's going on in the day.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
And have your mimosa.
Speaker 4 (01:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:41):
Is this it's Thirstday the new show? It could be anything, Michael,
We don't know. Okay, we'll have to find out at
around seven o'clock. Like what we just said on the show,
that we are both on. You are in this room
right now. I'm pretty sure, God bless, we'll get to
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more of the drinking and chaos.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
On the morning mosh.
Speaker 3 (02:05):
But I'm rocking aty five to five because this is
more than just a radio show. This is more than
us talking to you in your car as your friend.
Speaker 4 (02:15):
Dammit.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
I'd say this is more than a feeling.
Speaker 6 (02:20):
Small Now w HI weather with Michael who likes moisture
readings way too.
Speaker 4 (02:27):
Much into the microphone.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
A ye know, I don't know why that is stuck
in my head, speaking of head.
Speaker 4 (02:42):
Oh oh god.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
Uh and that doesn't make any sense. But it's gonna
be cloudy today, and that's it. It's gonna be dry, cloudy, cold, Wendy.
When will this end? That's what I want to know. Actually,
tomorrow's supposed to get sonny again, but it's still gonna
be chilly. And say, well look at it sixty soon
a little bit later.
Speaker 4 (03:03):
In the week.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
You can't trust it yet though, I guess.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
Larly next week early. So yeah, cloudy today, another gray day.
Speaker 3 (03:09):
Yeah, get your soup out, mid May, that's gonna be
your time to shine, Bud mid May.
Speaker 4 (03:13):
Oh, I need it. I forgot about the tease of May.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
You've heard of the idds of March. Now we get
right in for the teas of May. On Rock and
ninety five to five, why did the red Hot Chili.
Speaker 4 (03:28):
Pepper cross the road to get to the other side?
Speaker 1 (03:31):
Yeah, yeah, I was easy. It's the morning marsh.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
But on Rock and ninety five to five, Mikey.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
I have the top signs. I have a modern midlife crisis. Yes,
you do, yelling before we went on the air.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
You have all the top signs.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
Yes, let's go down the list here so you can
find out if you may be having a modern a
midlife crisis. The first thing on the list here. High
intensity pursuits, fitness buffs, and thrill seekers are behind this one.
Whether it's marathons, rock climbing, tough butter races, or some
other extreme activity.
Speaker 4 (04:00):
Yeah, I'm just trying to work out. I don't know
how that's always like crisis if you want to be healthy.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
I think the idea is that you're going at it
really really hardly, trying to throw something to someone.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
I think that that's what they're getting every weekend.
Speaker 4 (04:14):
You're out there just doing a warrior run.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
I haven't done anything with my life, so I'm going
to do a marathon. Yeah, my joints. And this is
one that makes it does make sense becoming an internet warrior.
It starts with unnecessarily savage comment left on someone social
media posts, but evolves into long rants, inventing frustrations online therapy.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
It just means you need to rant.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
But this is very targeted. Ice baths number three on
the list here. Yeah, celebrities swear by them, but if
someone suddenly embraces plunging into a vat of arctic temperature water,
it could be a sign that they're trying to numb
something deeper.
Speaker 4 (04:52):
That's good hurt hey.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
In defense of that, because maybe I know people who
like to do cold plunges. It is a great nervous
system reset, and if you have a hyperactive nervous system,
it can calm it down. And sometimes a hyperactive nervous
system is caused by a midlife crisis.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
So okay, yeah, I'm full circle getting a little too
into street wear. Rocking a pair of sneakers is one thing.
But swapping swapping your style for a wardrobe full of
graphic teas, sweats, oversized hoodies, Oh boy.
Speaker 4 (05:24):
This is I don't appreciate it.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
I think, Yeah, I don't appreciate this at all. Listen, older,
I get the less I care what other people think.
And I'm like, man, Like this morning, I had I
was gonna wear a button up shirt. I had the
shoes that match the whole thing, and I looked at
it and I went, Nona, I'm gonna where the swats.
My graphic teas are creative. I'm gonna have a midlife
crisis if I don't wear the sweats. I can't do
another day of skinny jeans. Two more here in the
(05:50):
top signs of a modern midlife crisis. Psychedelic retreats finding
yourself as often involves losing yourself in substances like ayahuasca,
tea and hallucinogenic mushrooms. Those who've done it can't wait
to share how a shaman change their life.
Speaker 4 (06:03):
So they don't like fun is what.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
I'm a man, I'm team psychedelic. I think that not
necessarily all these things are bad things. They're just signs
that maybe you need to evolve a little bit in
your life. Around your forties and fifties, you're trying to
grow change yourself somehow. And is in ayahuasca the one
where like you crap your pants when you do it?
Speaker 2 (06:24):
I supposedly it's very very intense. Yeah, you like puke?
Speaker 4 (06:27):
So that the Aaron Rodgers one? Is that what he
was doing? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (06:29):
Why does any if you I don't care how good
a drug is, You're like, You're gonna puke and crap
your pants.
Speaker 4 (06:33):
I'm like, yeah, I'm out. I've read to do that
we talk about, and I'm intrigued.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
You know, I want to do it?
Speaker 4 (06:38):
Yeah, I know I want to.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
I want to do it. And finally, and this is
hilarious because I think it's silly, a sudden overinvestment in
m astrology. There's nothing wrong with reading your horoscope. But
if someone blames mercury retrograde for their problems or trades
their therapists for a tarot cart reader, a midlife crisis
might be behind it. Horoscope.
Speaker 4 (07:00):
She's a nice lady. We're rock in ninety five five.
Speaker 7 (07:09):
We have as announcement coming up after seven.
Speaker 4 (07:15):
Before we get there, Maria.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
Technology really ubiquitous these days, wouldn't you say?
Speaker 2 (07:21):
And it seems that scientists.
Speaker 3 (07:22):
Keep creating things because they can, regardless of whether it
or not we should. And it's going to lead us
to an inevitable human rests a robot walls from.
Speaker 4 (07:34):
The front of the inevitable human robot wars.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
A recent study suggests that individual struggles with computer usage
may be more closely linked to inherent cognitive abilities or
lack thereof, than to a lack of training. Basically, they're
saying intelligence plays a significant role in one's ability to
effectively use computers. You gotta be smart to computer and
it's not a training issue, is what they're trying to say.
Speaker 7 (07:59):
Yeah, I con'd agree with that. Oh yeah, because not
everybody gets it. Sure, you know, there's a lot of
extra steps when you're explaining to somebody. I think we're
talking about, you know, your social media process. For you,
it's just a click, but when you have to explain
every step of go to the star button, open this up, open, yes.
Speaker 3 (08:19):
Your caption, yes, yes, what tagging is and yeah yeah yeah.
I would argue that that's a platform and not necessarily
the technology itself. Mike, Michael, do you have any thoughts that
you would like to share.
Speaker 4 (08:29):
I'm still learning, okay, so my thoughts at all. I'm
working on it.
Speaker 3 (08:32):
Nothing behind those eyes a hard time with the robot
is actually in the room with us right now.
Speaker 4 (08:38):
Wait, are you giving away our secrets? No? Are you sure?
Speaker 3 (08:42):
Yes, you'd have to know them first, there's nothing there.
But then maybe, but maybe that's how they get you.
They convince you that if you don't know how to
use computers, then you're not smart. And then if you
don't feel smart exactly, you're gonna get offended like Michael
is right now, because you're going to feel the truth
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in your bones like Michael is right now, and then
you're gonna be like, well, no, now I have to
learn how to use computers in order to prove that
I am in fact smart, and then you are using computers,
and then you're addicted to the computer, and then.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
Oh no, they when the inevitable human versus Robot war.
This news from the front of the Inevitable Human Robot War.
Chicago Wolves tickets coming up in the show today Chicago's
Rock Station.
Speaker 3 (09:32):
I'm Michael, I'm Maria Palmer. I'm Mariss and that's us.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (09:38):
I'm gonna say this.
Speaker 3 (09:39):
It's gotta sound sarcastic, but I need you to know
that although the tone is.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
Humorous, I mean it from the bottom of my heart.
I love men.
Speaker 4 (09:47):
You're welcome.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
Hey, I really do. Thanks.
Speaker 4 (09:50):
We don't hear that enough.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
You definitely don't. And I love absolutely.
Speaker 3 (09:54):
I love the blind confidence that often comes along with
some of my boys.
Speaker 4 (10:00):
You know what I mean, what are you talking about.
Speaker 3 (10:02):
There's a study that says one in fifty men believe
they can outrun a champion racehorse.
Speaker 4 (10:08):
Well maybe for like twenty five feet or something.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
No, maybe not at all.
Speaker 4 (10:12):
Might I'm talking about it? I tell you that champion racehorse.
It's champion just for a sprint, like, not all the
way around a track. Because I know.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
No, let's let's dive.
Speaker 3 (10:21):
Let's dive in on this. Okay, Michael, Yes, a champion racehorse.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
We're talking like a real fast Are we both starting
from stopped? Yep?
Speaker 4 (10:28):
Okay, fine, how about this fifty feet?
Speaker 1 (10:31):
How about this?
Speaker 2 (10:31):
You're not starting from stopped?
Speaker 1 (10:32):
You get it?
Speaker 2 (10:33):
I start?
Speaker 4 (10:34):
Oh I do? Okay?
Speaker 2 (10:35):
Do you you think you'll win?
Speaker 4 (10:36):
Yeah? Maybe? No?
Speaker 3 (10:38):
No, no, no, this is good. This is a good
case study here because we do have stats. Oh wait,
while we're on this note, do you think that you
could score a point against Serena Williams and tennis?
Speaker 4 (10:49):
One? Of course she's gonna beat me, but one I can.
Speaker 7 (10:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
I I a.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
Thousand for SIMPLI that a thousand, simply.
Speaker 4 (10:56):
That I'm stuck on. You think you're faster than a horse.
I'm not fast, sir.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
I think that in a short run I could I
could outrun a horse.
Speaker 3 (11:03):
What do you think the fastest ever speed recorded by
a human was?
Speaker 5 (11:08):
Was?
Speaker 1 (11:08):
Michael Scott? What episode about the Office?
Speaker 4 (11:11):
Twenty eight miles an hour?
Speaker 3 (11:14):
Ussein bolt is twenty seven? Twenty seven Usan got to
twenty seven? Right? Ray, Now guess how fast the average Well? No,
the fastest race horse is how fast?
Speaker 1 (11:29):
I don't know twenty six point five forty you.
Speaker 3 (11:34):
Actually don't stand a chance in how but I love
I love that one and fifty men are like, yeah, yeah,
I could take that horse. Because also I have that
same confidence. And I'm gonna be real. I think mine
comes from video games. I'm in Skyrim. I'm like, hell, yeah,
I can take that giant.
Speaker 7 (11:51):
I will say, like, there's some feats that I think
I can accomplish.
Speaker 3 (11:56):
Like, no one needs to know about your foot fetish.
Speaker 4 (11:59):
Different story.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
I didn't even know you had one. Now we all know.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
Tell me about those feats you can accomplish.
Speaker 7 (12:04):
Like I think possibly I could hit a fast ball
off a major league pitcher.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
Possibly, I think you probably could. Yeah, I mean if
you swing enough. Sure did you played baseball? Okay, so
you know you know how fast those things are going.
You know that it's like a can and Shelby fired
at you.
Speaker 7 (12:22):
We also have to describe what a hit is, like,
am I allowed to bunt?
Speaker 4 (12:26):
Am? I?
Speaker 7 (12:27):
If I hit a ball foul? Does that count if
it's not in play.
Speaker 3 (12:32):
I'm gonna be honest with you. I don't think you
could even do that, not because of you. I think
you are great. I think that those those balls fly
at you fast.
Speaker 2 (12:42):
Buddy.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
I knew I could land an airplane. I think if
the pilot went down, because you put the headset on
and you just do what you're told.
Speaker 3 (12:49):
Right, well, yeah, I mean they're like not him, anybody,
but in many.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
Ways anybody or less.
Speaker 3 (12:56):
You put the headset on and you do as you're told,
in much the same way that figure skater just kind
of puts on the skates and gets out on the
ice and does some flips.
Speaker 4 (13:04):
You know what about fight ten kids? Ninety ten year olds?
I got them? You think I think I'm doing it too?
Speaker 2 (13:13):
Can I have a monster energy right beforehand? And can
they say something that really pisses me off?
Speaker 4 (13:18):
Eight four four ninety five fifty?
Speaker 7 (13:21):
What impossible feet do you think you can accomplish?
Speaker 2 (13:25):
They're not gonna think it's impossible?
Speaker 3 (13:27):
Whoa who is the Goliath to your David in your head?
Speaker 1 (13:32):
Eight four four fifty.
Speaker 3 (13:37):
Today is the greatest day I've ever known, because it
is Rock ninety five to five first today.
Speaker 5 (13:44):
It's Rock ninety five five Thursday.
Speaker 4 (13:47):
But we're not padded up oar.
Speaker 5 (13:48):
We're not the best way to enjoined thirstday the correction
FI listing on the app Good I gotta tell you
one we think what you barnered a.
Speaker 2 (13:58):
Drink depending on what you ordered to drink.
Speaker 4 (14:01):
Good Music on May first.
Speaker 3 (14:04):
May first, from five to seven pm.
Speaker 1 (14:06):
Oh yeah, at Fuzzy Line Brewing Company.
Speaker 4 (14:11):
What a great name.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
We'll be doing things that Fuzzy Line.
Speaker 4 (14:15):
I gotta look up their beers.
Speaker 1 (14:16):
We're gonna be doing a live podcast featurating you.
Speaker 4 (14:20):
That's so exciting.
Speaker 3 (14:21):
Some songs will be sung, that's right, and beers will
be had at our next.
Speaker 1 (14:27):
First day Live with the Morning Marsh Bic and music.
Speaker 3 (14:32):
Maria Palmer and me Marish and you know I'm going
to bring stuff for you.
Speaker 4 (14:38):
Look at these beers.
Speaker 3 (14:39):
I'm going to ring a kazoo ooh so that you
can kazoo with me and I can kazoo with you.
Speaker 1 (14:49):
Someone already beat us, do it?
Speaker 3 (14:51):
And once you get stole by podline who could.
Speaker 1 (14:53):
Have predicted this?
Speaker 4 (14:54):
But it doesn't matter. Don't we get to this? Are
you crying?
Speaker 3 (15:01):
I have got not just one, but two first day
live events from this stupid copper sake and jingle, and
that is a victory against the corporate shells.
Speaker 4 (15:14):
I gotta say I'm excited. They have canned help hemp seltzers.
Speaker 3 (15:24):
I can't have anything. I can't have anything with him
in the room, I get nothing. My ballons get deflated,
my confetti turns to just pieces of paper on the ground.
Speaker 7 (15:34):
It's so funny because, like, I know, he was here
with us.
Speaker 4 (15:41):
What are the beers? They got money?
Speaker 1 (15:42):
What I got, buddy? Oh?
Speaker 4 (15:44):
Some good stuff, man, some good I pas. We got
some loggers.
Speaker 1 (15:47):
We got the good Luck Lucy, which is a wheat
malt pale malt orange peel. Oh high alcohol of ale ims.
Speaker 3 (15:55):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (15:56):
The place looks gorgeous too, and they have great food.
This is gonna be really fun. I'm excited. I'm really pummed.
This one, by the way, is gonna yes. It's the
last one was like our first one, we're sort of
figuring it out. Well, this one's planned and like gonna
be a show.
Speaker 3 (16:10):
The last one wasn't even like a we we were
like figuring it out. It was more of a we
didn't know we were gonna have multiple of them. It
was kind of the end of a thirst day jingle era,
and it was just like, hey, we actually just did this,
Like remember what I was fighting for? On social like
I was fighting very publicly for a morning show spot
and to be out out of bar.
Speaker 4 (16:30):
Well, let me give you this, and that's what it was.
Speaker 3 (16:32):
It was our you, dear listener, and my celebration party together, like, yes,
we achieved.
Speaker 4 (16:38):
This thing, fuzzy line.
Speaker 1 (16:40):
This is a whole different start.
Speaker 3 (16:43):
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Let me also tell you that I too thought it
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Speaker 1 (18:09):
Maybe we tell you about the crazy story about Weezer's
bassist wife getting shot by cops in charge with attempted murder.
Speaker 2 (18:16):
Dude, the whole story is bizarre.
Speaker 4 (18:18):
Yeah, yeah, we'll talk about it coming up yeah on Rock.
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Speaker 4 (18:28):
Maria, what do you got, big question?
Speaker 3 (18:30):
Yeah answers, are you okay?
Speaker 4 (18:34):
No?
Speaker 7 (18:34):
No?
Speaker 3 (18:35):
If you're asking okay, cool, So then you're going along
with the research too, because there's a whole study out
about places that people cry in public, like when you
need to just get out the tears, but you're not
at home, but you also don't want people to see you.
Speaker 4 (18:50):
Why. I'm a man, so we're not allowed to do that.
And that's what showers are made for. Sitting in the shower,
blending in the water.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
It's a rainy day of fine, you can't.
Speaker 3 (19:04):
Tell sixty people have cried in their car. Forty seven
percent of men and seventy six percent of women cop
to that makes sense. Yeah, thirty eight percent have cried
at school, twenty eight percent of cried at the doctor's office.
Speaker 4 (19:21):
Yeah, I can see that.
Speaker 3 (19:23):
And this is where I think they're lying about their stats.
Speaker 2 (19:27):
Five percent have cried at a sporting event. Those numbers
are way higher. That is way higher.
Speaker 1 (19:33):
Yeah, especially it's like a championship game in your call, Gosh,
are wins? That's true?
Speaker 4 (19:39):
I didn't think about that.
Speaker 3 (19:40):
Yeah, that I have seen who don't show emotion in
any other facet of their life, who are brought to
tears by sports.
Speaker 2 (19:49):
I can name ten right now off the top of
my head.
Speaker 7 (19:52):
I can say I've never cried during sports, but I.
Speaker 4 (19:58):
Have a very visceral emotion. Sometimes.
Speaker 3 (20:01):
I bet you've gotten misty. Maybe I made him missed.
Speaker 7 (20:09):
No, yeah, it's frustrating, it's hard palpitations, it's baby ass
for in.
Speaker 4 (20:14):
There's a whole other line of emotions, like I.
Speaker 1 (20:16):
Think if I was a relationship at some point, if.
Speaker 7 (20:18):
I think, like watching a retirement celebration or Jeter. There
you go, okay, all right, what about rewatching the line?
Speaker 2 (20:25):
Okay, so you cried about Derek Jeter.
Speaker 7 (20:28):
No, it was a big I played shortstop when I
was in baseball. I looked up to Jeter growing up,
and then when he retired, when he finally played that
final game in New York, it was just all the
pomp and circumstance. And I don't know if you guys remember,
like the scene of the kid in the crowd that
tips his.
Speaker 1 (20:45):
Hat to the captain. I was just like, we'd like
to live our life with these people. When you love sports,
it brings you so much joy and so much pain.
It's so emotional that over the years of time, you
feel this connection to these people and it is. It's
pretty incredible. And also, have you guys rewatched The Lion
King as an adult?
Speaker 3 (21:03):
Yeah, yeah, that's so fair.
Speaker 1 (21:09):
But about the last bite of a perfect burger.
Speaker 4 (21:13):
Food's never done that for me. Here, that's a different
emotion from.
Speaker 1 (21:15):
Me meat, it's never done that. If they took away pizza,
I couldn't have it forever. I would cry. I would cry.
How about first time holding a baby. I hear that's
a big deal for people, first time you hold your
baby in the hospital.
Speaker 2 (21:27):
Wouldn't know, not going to do that. I've had a puppy,
so I understood cry.
Speaker 4 (21:33):
At the puppy. I've cried a lot with my puppy.
Speaker 3 (21:36):
I will say there have been times when I've gotten
so overwhelmed at how much I love my cut.
Speaker 2 (21:40):
I won't say I've cried, but I have sat in the.
Speaker 3 (21:43):
Living room stood really with both hands on my face,
just going, oh my God, I owe you so much.
When you're there and you're looking at me like that,
I can't stand it, which I don't.
Speaker 1 (21:59):
Think is healthy.
Speaker 2 (22:00):
But I'm not gonna fix it, not at all.
Speaker 6 (22:10):
Now here's five or so things with Mars. Why does
he always drop his bands during this part of the show.
Speaker 2 (22:18):
So at least one in the half of the things.
Speaker 4 (22:20):
J Yeah, just more comfortable. All right.
Speaker 7 (22:22):
We're starting five things with what would you do if
you got on the wrong boat.
Speaker 4 (22:27):
While traveling internationally? Awesome?
Speaker 7 (22:30):
Well, an American by the name of Evan a guy
on the wrong boat while sightseeing in London and ended
up on a party boat nice to a soccer game
with one hundred and fifty diehard supporters of South End
United Football Club.
Speaker 1 (22:45):
That's awesome.
Speaker 4 (22:46):
You're going for a ride at that point is the
opposite of a problem. Yeah, yeah, it's ended up really good.
Speaker 7 (22:51):
They saw him sitting quietly by himself, asked him what
was going on, he explained. They very quickly welcomed him
to the club, gave him a nickname, called him a shrimper,
offer him some beers, gave him a ticket to the
game that they were headed to, and even started a
chant while at the game.
Speaker 4 (23:09):
Evan is a shrimper. That's awesome.
Speaker 1 (23:12):
So this is like fan fiction.
Speaker 4 (23:14):
Of that circumstances possible.
Speaker 7 (23:17):
Nudeman in Kentucky got arrested on a highway when the
police caught up to him and asked him where he
was going, he said, going to get myself some parents.
Speaker 2 (23:27):
Well next time Kentucket.
Speaker 1 (23:29):
Ah wow, thank you.
Speaker 7 (23:31):
Yep, if you're looking to make three million dollars. NASA
is looking for a tech that can recycle poop and
other human waste in space. They're looking into this because
ninety six bags of human waste were left on the
Moon from Apollo missions.
Speaker 1 (23:48):
Guys, can you shoot it into space?
Speaker 3 (23:50):
I was about to say, if only there were an
entire uninhabited area of the universe that was incredibly expansive
where no one would run into it.
Speaker 4 (24:00):
We are polluting space. Pick up your garbage.
Speaker 3 (24:03):
Oh no, all the life out in space that's going
to be affected by that.
Speaker 4 (24:06):
Those aliens come in and say, hey, we found it.
Speaker 1 (24:08):
Like, come on, aliens are like, just stay out of
that universe over there.
Speaker 4 (24:12):
She'll be good.
Speaker 3 (24:13):
The aliens will smell our scent and then they'll be
familiar with us, and then they won't attack us on approach.
Speaker 4 (24:17):
Oh, actually, it's good defense.
Speaker 7 (24:21):
Best time in book flights they are saying that Sundays
and at Tuesdays are the best times to book flights,
and if you're playing to fly domestically, book sixty days
in advance. And for international trips a minimum of ninety
days in advance.
Speaker 2 (24:35):
Incredible.
Speaker 3 (24:36):
I also have notes for airlines food, Oh yeah, leg.
Speaker 4 (24:41):
Room, arm room.
Speaker 3 (24:43):
My butt not feeling like it is on a plastic seat. Yeah,
planes staying in the sky would be nice. So just
you know, little couple hacks from the customers standpoint.
Speaker 7 (24:54):
And it's a two way street, and they should be
listening to rock ninety five to five at all times.
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On the street of all they're in there, Yep, there
it is.
Speaker 7 (25:03):
And Marvel is using Wolverine breathing to mark National Stress
Awareness Month. They've actively got an eight hour and a
half video on YouTube of Hugh Jackman breathing in the
Wolverine costume.
Speaker 3 (25:19):
That is for someone all to raise awareness.
Speaker 1 (25:24):
That's for a specific checked.
Speaker 7 (25:25):
I checked it out for a second and I was
just like, it's not just him breathing. It's the most
thematic music in the background possible, And I felt slightly relaxed.
Speaker 1 (25:39):
Hey, I know who this is born. It's not for relaxation.
Speaker 2 (25:44):
You'll feel relaxed afterwards, but there will be a.
Speaker 3 (25:46):
Bit of a climax to that relaxing. Kids aren't all right,
The adults aren't doing much better. We're all just trying
to get through on the morning martsch bit on Rock
ninety five.
Speaker 6 (26:01):
Yo.
Speaker 3 (26:01):
Yeah, yo, this story about Scott Schriner, the basis from Weezer.
His wife got into a shootout with LA police and
has been booked for attempted murder.
Speaker 4 (26:14):
The lead up is wild as well.
Speaker 2 (26:16):
It's all really weird, Michael tell us about it.
Speaker 1 (26:18):
California Highway Patrol and LAPD officers responded to a hit
and run Tuesday afternoon on a freeway in the Eagle
Rock neighborhood of Los Angeles. Three people fled the scene
on foot. None of them were basis from Weezer's wife, right,
it had nothing to do with her, yeah, exactly. One
bailed out of the vehicle, climbed over a freeway embankment,
and ended up on a residential street. He stripped off
(26:39):
some of his clothing, trying to blend into the neighborhood,
which didn't work. As cops scoured the area, officers went
into the backyard of a house where the suspect had
fled to. Scott's wife, Jullian Lauren, emerged from the couple's
house next door with a gun in her hand. It's
unclear whether she fired on police or not, but officers
yelled at her to drop the weapon. Cops say she
ignored multiple commands. Lapd says they then she then pointed
(27:01):
her weapon at officers. They fired, hitting her in the shoulder,
and then she ran back into the house.
Speaker 4 (27:06):
It's bizarre, the whole story. It gets weirder too.
Speaker 1 (27:10):
She stayed in the house for thirty minutes when finally
her and the babysitter came out with their hands up
and surrendered to the police. Why was the babysitter, Well,
I think it was just who's in the house, everybody,
anybody in the house, come out, you know, that kind
of thing. But how listen, if the cops are telling
you to put your gun down, to put the gun down.
Speaker 2 (27:31):
Well that's that's what's weird.
Speaker 4 (27:32):
Don't point it out them.
Speaker 3 (27:34):
We just don't have enough information yet because it's none
of the behavior is explained from anyone yet.
Speaker 1 (27:40):
Also, the attempted murder charge. If she didn't shoot at them,
I don't think Maybe we have a lawyer who's listening
or or somebody. If she didn't actually pull the trigger,
which again is still unclear, And my guess is that
if she's getting an attempted murder charge.
Speaker 4 (27:53):
She pulled the trigger.
Speaker 2 (27:54):
Right which she got shot in the shoulder.
Speaker 4 (27:56):
They're shooting you, I mean I just not.
Speaker 3 (27:58):
Yeah, it's absolute, But also why are they because the
other question is why are they shooting her? Because would
she not be allowed to be on her own property
with a gun, whether or not it's pointed out police?
Speaker 2 (28:08):
Interesting, like, legally wouldn't she be allowed to do that?
Speaker 4 (28:11):
On the four four fifty?
Speaker 1 (28:13):
You can text us you know your tips or whatever
you know about this or what however you think this
went down.
Speaker 4 (28:18):
But it's just like you said, bizarre.
Speaker 3 (28:20):
Yeah, and I would say, now at least we know
Weser's basis, but really we know Weser's bassists wife. Yes,
so Scott, sorry, buddy, still got a lock on that front,
it turns out.
Speaker 6 (28:34):
And now Fun to the Head on Rocked five five, Yeah,
don't worry.
Speaker 4 (28:40):
They're using nerve weapons. Are we speaking with? Christina? You
are Christina?
Speaker 3 (28:47):
What up?
Speaker 1 (28:48):
Girl?
Speaker 4 (28:48):
Welcome to Fun to the Head. How are you doing today?
I'm doing good, just driving my five year old at school.
Oh what's your five year old's name? He's Anthony A
little Tony. Does that mean kindergarten.
Speaker 1 (29:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (29:08):
Nice, Well, shout out to Anthony and good luck to
you Christina. Because you have a very difficult question. You
have to pick one of us to answer questions for
you and then maybe get shot with nerf darts.
Speaker 4 (29:20):
Who would you like to answer questions for you today?
Anthony picked Michael.
Speaker 2 (29:27):
Let's know, a good choice. I'm here to get shot
and here not to grow up.
Speaker 4 (29:33):
To be I just I'm glad I'm not going up
against Nathan. I don't know why ask for this.
Speaker 3 (29:36):
Okay, all right, Christina, let's get you these tickets and
shoot Michael Shelby.
Speaker 4 (29:40):
Let's do it.
Speaker 2 (29:42):
Great combat Question Number one?
Speaker 3 (29:45):
Which spirit originally made from sugarcane byproducts like molasses is
associated with Caribbean countries?
Speaker 4 (29:52):
Rum? Correct? That was easy?
Speaker 2 (29:55):
One yo ho ho.
Speaker 4 (29:56):
Good job Michael.
Speaker 2 (29:57):
How are we feeling, Christina?
Speaker 6 (29:59):
Great?
Speaker 2 (30:00):
That was good. He's putting on a good show.
Speaker 4 (30:02):
Quick on the draw?
Speaker 2 (30:03):
All right?
Speaker 1 (30:04):
Number two?
Speaker 4 (30:06):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (30:07):
Which Cubs picked?
Speaker 1 (30:09):
Picture?
Speaker 3 (30:09):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (30:09):
I should know this.
Speaker 3 (30:10):
Threw a no hitter in two thousand and eight against
the Houston Astros in a game played in Milwaukee due
to a hurricane.
Speaker 4 (30:17):
It's too long ago. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (30:20):
Okay, you want to try.
Speaker 3 (30:24):
I have no idea.
Speaker 1 (30:25):
I only know the new one, all right, Anthony.
Speaker 4 (30:28):
Anthony for a cub you want it a.
Speaker 2 (30:33):
Lot, doesn't matter, it doesn't it doesn't matter.
Speaker 3 (30:36):
We might have to take alright, the answer is Carlos Zambrano.
Speaker 2 (30:45):
Zambrano.
Speaker 3 (30:46):
Yeah, he's a Booma fo there you go for one, okay.
Speaker 2 (30:52):
Oh, then you have to name all three?
Speaker 4 (30:56):
Name one?
Speaker 6 (30:57):
All right?
Speaker 2 (30:57):
You have to name one.
Speaker 3 (31:00):
Hobby companions when he leaves the shire.
Speaker 4 (31:04):
Honest to god, come on, one of there's three by
the end of this movie.
Speaker 1 (31:11):
In the movie theater, I thought, if this doesn't end
in the next five minutes, that it was too long.
Speaker 4 (31:16):
Name one. I'm looking for a friend of Frot.
Speaker 7 (31:21):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (31:21):
Was her guy named Sam?
Speaker 6 (31:22):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (31:23):
Does that count?
Speaker 1 (31:24):
Oh? God, that is the only name I know out
of that whole movie. I know there's a little creeper
thing Gollum that was crawling around in there too, But that.
Speaker 2 (31:33):
You told me everything that you do know about Lord
of the Rings.
Speaker 1 (31:35):
But it took so.
Speaker 2 (31:37):
Long to get to answer the damn question.
Speaker 4 (31:40):
You got right. The movie is too long. Yeah, those
movies are too long standing. You only need one more
from Michael. You think you can pull it out me
Andrew can't sit.
Speaker 2 (31:50):
Just Michael to pull never mind that you could you.
Speaker 1 (31:54):
I'm good at it.
Speaker 2 (31:55):
Anthony is it's a weird.
Speaker 4 (32:00):
All right, Anthony, Let's go Bud.
Speaker 3 (32:02):
What is Gollum's original name before he was corrupted by
the Ring Siege?
Speaker 1 (32:13):
For six hours watching that thing really paid off for Andrew.
Speaker 7 (32:16):
I gotta say, for somebody who actively complained about Lord
of the Rings for thirty seconds, it was beat into me.
Speaker 4 (32:25):
Can I try the last question? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (32:28):
What is the Japanese term for fermented soy being paste
used in soups and sauces.
Speaker 1 (32:32):
I'm gonna have to, Uh, Christina, can you take this one?
Speaker 2 (32:36):
I have no idea.
Speaker 4 (32:37):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (32:39):
Oh God, miso soup.
Speaker 4 (32:40):
Thank Christina, you're going to see the world. You got it? Yes,
I was hoping to hear the cheer from the Anthony.
Speaker 1 (32:52):
He's gonna take Anthony with her. Make sure you get
there early because they have a really great intro for
the wolves with lots of fire and stuff, and he
will love it.
Speaker 4 (33:03):
Also, it is first response.
Speaker 7 (33:05):
It is the first responders game, so they'll also have
fire trucks on site.
Speaker 4 (33:11):
There you go.
Speaker 7 (33:13):
We love it all right, So you got three of
the tickets taken care of for your four pack.
Speaker 4 (33:18):
You know who the fourth might be?
Speaker 6 (33:22):
I don't know?
Speaker 4 (33:23):
All right? Might you know what an extra seat? Never
heard anybody? Oh you're gonna go? Okay, there we go.
Speaker 7 (33:30):
Christina is all set with her four packet tickets for
one of two final home games for the Chicago Wolves
as they get ready for the twenty twenty.
Speaker 4 (33:39):
Five Calder Cook Playoffs.
Speaker 7 (33:42):
If you want to get your tickets, head on over
to ticketmaster dot com.
Speaker 4 (33:45):
This is Wolves Hockey nerd Alert. It's time to dork out.
Speaker 2 (33:55):
There's gonna be so much dorking this weekend.
Speaker 7 (33:57):
Oh so much dorking city, along with C two YouTube
being in town Chicago's Comic Con and entertainment expell I.
Speaker 4 (34:07):
You't know if you guys knew if that's what they
stood for. I was wondering.
Speaker 7 (34:09):
Yes, there is a news store that has opened on
Michigan Avenue. The Harry Potter Shop opens up today and
this is their third location with locations in New York
and London.
Speaker 4 (34:24):
How cool is that, Maria. I haven't seen you smile
this big in a while.
Speaker 1 (34:27):
I'd like to slither into that store. Thank you, and
you can do that at ten today. I don't know
anything about Harry Potter. I still want to go. This
looks really cool. It's very cool. They have done an
amazing job.
Speaker 7 (34:39):
From the clips we've seen on Fox Today, from the
clips I've seen on social and on the website, they
did a great job making this look very hot.
Speaker 4 (34:47):
Harry Potter s they have a butter beer bar.
Speaker 7 (34:51):
Yes, and I know your second question, all non alcoholic.
Speaker 4 (34:55):
I'll bring a shooter.
Speaker 1 (34:56):
Change that. I'm just hammered at the butter beer bar.
They're like, how would you do?
Speaker 2 (35:00):
I'll be there as soon as the Griffin doors open.
Speaker 1 (35:03):
Give it to me.
Speaker 4 (35:05):
You're winning this round.
Speaker 7 (35:07):
They'll have butter beer and exclusive butterscotch popcorn available. Some
of their magic treats include the Birdie Bots Every Flavor beans,
which we did see on the river over April Fools Day,
and they also have the chocolate Frogs.
Speaker 1 (35:22):
Oh are they gonna jump away?
Speaker 4 (35:23):
I hope so.
Speaker 7 (35:24):
The chocolate frogs were one of the candies featured in
the movie. When Harry first got on the train to
head to hob Ward.
Speaker 4 (35:30):
Gotcha, You're gonna have.
Speaker 2 (35:31):
To raven claw your way to the front of the
line for this.
Speaker 4 (35:35):
Yes, she's really racking them up right now.
Speaker 7 (35:37):
But speaking of the houses, they do have gear featuring
all of the houses.
Speaker 4 (35:42):
I'm believing you're claiming raven claw. Correct, What.
Speaker 2 (35:46):
Do I come across as a raven?
Speaker 7 (35:48):
I'm sorry, Slytherin bad Actually I mean, like, thank you?
Speaker 1 (35:52):
If I do come across as a raven?
Speaker 4 (35:53):
What do I come across? You're with me? It's a
huffle puff. Let's go you the house.
Speaker 7 (36:00):
But yes, they have all of the houses there, so
you can get gear for each house specific to yourself,
along with specific gear for Chicago's including a bear spirit, jerseys, mugs,
and tote bags.
Speaker 4 (36:12):
I'm going today, what are these things? I want one
of these?
Speaker 1 (36:15):
They have an entire table with every like the one
of the bad guy's wands look like it's made out
of like bone. That would be Voldemort.
Speaker 4 (36:23):
I don't even care about Harry Potter. I want a
wand yes, yeah, I actually really want.
Speaker 1 (36:27):
To want too.
Speaker 7 (36:28):
I believe they have all of the cast member ones
along with some other creative ones that will be on site.
But yeah, this is going to be one to see,
and they have a very interesting queue system to manage
going in line. So you can register a slot to
get into the store online, so it's not just packed
in there.
Speaker 4 (36:45):
Yes, so see a long line.
Speaker 7 (36:48):
Hit the queue, go get some food, and then come
back a little bit later.
Speaker 4 (36:51):
It's going to be a perfect time. And if you
get stuck in.
Speaker 1 (36:56):
The line outside, you can bring your vape and have
a huffle puff right away. Good for them getting it
here for C to e two. Oh perfect time time,
that out right, perfect timing.
Speaker 7 (37:07):
So yeah, before you spend all your money at C
two e two, stop on over.
Speaker 4 (37:10):
At the Harry Potter shop. You guys know what's next?
Speaker 1 (37:13):
What's next?
Speaker 7 (37:14):
Ninety five minutes commercial free on Rock ninety five five.
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Maria take it away.
Speaker 2 (37:26):
Oh interesting, what day is it was?
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Thursday?
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Yeah, I like it a lot.
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What you cornered a drink?
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Speaker 3 (37:58):
That's right, were taken thirst Day to Indiana.
Speaker 1 (38:02):
Baby drink some beer.
Speaker 2 (38:04):
Yes, Oh, there will be much drinking. There will be
many weird jokes made. Mm hmm, some tunes, some piano,
some kazoo.
Speaker 3 (38:13):
As we expect it a podcast live that you, dear listener,
got to participate in.
Speaker 2 (38:21):
Oh, that's gonna be a fun part of it.
Speaker 1 (38:23):
And dangerous's gonna be hammered on this podcast. I mean,
I'm not going to be totally sober on the podcast.
Speaker 4 (38:28):
I mean you're the only one not driving.
Speaker 1 (38:30):
You can be either one.
Speaker 3 (38:31):
It's podcast rules radio, they don't have rules and kind
I can't.
Speaker 2 (38:36):
Wait to see you there for the beginning of what's
going to be a very.
Speaker 3 (38:40):
Long era of Thirsty Day during the fars and breweries.
Speaker 1 (38:46):
Of Chicago Land.
Speaker 7 (38:47):
It's got to be a beautiful This is a second
win for you against the shows, actually third third.
Speaker 2 (38:54):
I'm sorry, there's something we can still believe in.
Speaker 4 (38:58):
They're sitting in an office. We can't stop they really can.
Speaker 1 (39:02):
I don't even know how to stop me. Well, we don't.
So that's why we just let you go. Because it's
going to be amazing. I can't wait for this. It's
gonna be a ton of fun, lots of good beer.
The place looks great, lots of good food out there too.
Speaker 2 (39:13):
I just really enjoy hanging out with you, dear listener.
Speaker 3 (39:16):
We don't get a lot of opportunities to just like
chill in real life, and like our parasocial relationship is
very strong.
Speaker 4 (39:23):
It's like Michael, I love both of y'all. Yeah, I
love the listeners more. Yeah, that's that's my fair.
Speaker 3 (39:29):
And also I do like that the way that we're
doing these events is that you, dear listener, get a
lot of say and how they go down, Like we're
taking what you like from it and just kind of
like building out a show that you're actually going to
want to attend.
Speaker 2 (39:42):
You tell the monkeys how you want them to dance.
We are the monkeys.
Speaker 1 (39:46):
You said this was Indiana. Yes, I got to look
up the laws. Just make sure I don't get in
any trouble over there.
Speaker 2 (39:52):
You can't bring weed.
Speaker 4 (39:54):
I know that I don't.
Speaker 1 (39:55):
I don't do anything like that anymore.
Speaker 2 (39:56):
You don't speak anymore. You're talking about since the this morning.
Speaker 4 (40:01):
Right now, smoke the marijuana.
Speaker 1 (40:03):
Yes he does, he does.
Speaker 4 (40:05):
A lot. It's going to be so fun.
Speaker 3 (40:07):
I can't I really can't wait. It's really my favorite
thing that i'd like. I have such a weird job.
Radio is weird in and of itself, and this is
a fun component.
Speaker 1 (40:16):
That I get to do, and you get to come
hang with us. Take your take some time out of
your night. Just come have some beers, sing some songs
and just have a blast.
Speaker 3 (40:23):
Bring a weird instrument, join me in the weird play,
or it doesn't even have to be that weird.
Speaker 2 (40:28):
Bring an acoustic guitar if you want to play an
acoustic guitar like.
Speaker 3 (40:30):
This, I can't stress it be amazing how interactive this
show is.
Speaker 2 (40:36):
Absolutely show to hang out.
Speaker 3 (40:38):
Yeah, drink some beers, have fun Thursday, and we'll see
you at Fuzzy Line May first.
Speaker 1 (40:44):
But there's today line. No more in tears.
Speaker 3 (40:52):
There's gonna be so many more tears at least if
I'm around this morning. But on Rock and ninety five
to five, Mikey, Yes, time.
Speaker 4 (40:59):
For a little rock report. Let's get into it, shall we.
Speaker 1 (41:02):
It's an adequately sized rock report. Oh oh, Breaking Benjamin
in three days of Grace, I have teamed up for
a co headlining US tour nice twenty one dates. None
of them here yet though, but they did say more
dates could be announced, so we will keep it. I mean,
the closest are coming into a place called Clarkston, Michigan.
Speaker 3 (41:17):
Whatever I'll drive. That's a good three days. Grace and
breaking Benjamin a black T shirt never stood a chance you.
Speaker 4 (41:23):
Could catch a ride with Clinger. I think, thank you
and more I listen. I'm loving all the Blink. I
was a Blink fan growing up.
Speaker 1 (41:30):
I'm loving all the news coming out because Mark's out
doing his press tour for the new book, and he
has revealed the text message that he got from Tom
that brought the band back together. Oh, which is kind
of interesting because they were a strange for so long.
Speaker 2 (41:45):
It's probably just an egg plant emoji.
Speaker 4 (41:47):
He was like, that's enough for me. Hobbs recalls quote.
Speaker 1 (41:50):
It was four years ago when Tom texted me out
of the blue and said this, Hey, I'm directing this
new video for Angels and Airwaves. And then he sent
me a photo of him at a music video shoot
he was and it's him in front of a.
Speaker 4 (42:01):
Bunch of a bunch of models just in his underwear.
Speaker 1 (42:05):
Brand.
Speaker 4 (42:05):
That's how you break the ice. Mark replied with ha ha,
that's awesome. Man. Hey, by the way, I have cancer
and I'm starting chemotherapy.
Speaker 1 (42:11):
Oh Jesus, okay casual Mark? Yeah? Yeah, Mark, seems like
a little more of the serious huh my sold Mark.
So that and the band's back together. They're actually going
out on tour, they announced, because.
Speaker 2 (42:22):
He pulled the cancer card right out of the gate.
Speaker 4 (42:24):
But whatever, I guess going out on tour with Alkaline Trio.
Speaker 3 (42:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (42:28):
Which when has Matt Skiba yees subved in for Tom Yeah?
Speaker 4 (42:32):
Exactly. So that's kind of fun.
Speaker 1 (42:34):
And that's it for the Rock Report today on Rock
ninety five to five, Chicago's best rock station.
Speaker 4 (42:40):
Am I understanding that we have bad news and bears
on the way next?
Speaker 1 (42:45):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (42:46):
I can't wait.
Speaker 7 (42:47):
There we are ninety five minutes commercial free because we
love you, Thank you for being here. In the morning,
mash Pitt as Marie has the most uplifting segment of
the day.
Speaker 4 (43:03):
I sure, do you know why?
Speaker 3 (43:05):
Because the corporate shills came to me and had a
reasonable request to add a new segment to the show
and to put a positive spin on the headlines so
we don't get dear listener, all down in the dumps.
Speaker 4 (43:17):
It's true they.
Speaker 3 (43:17):
Also offered no creative help or extra money for this,
But what am I to do aside from my job?
Welcome to Bad News Bears. The firing squad may return
as a death penalty option. I'd pick that, terrible, assuming
Michael gets assigned to the death penalty at some point
(43:38):
in his life working towards it. Pennsylvania judge is convicted
of shooting and wounding her ex boyfriend.
Speaker 2 (43:45):
As he slept. The judges are committing the crimes.
Speaker 1 (43:49):
Oh, the world is upside out.
Speaker 3 (43:51):
Terrible doctor admits to killing wife, dumping body and pond.
Silly doctor, you're supposed to heal people, not killing dump
their bodies. My goodness, and perhaps the worst of the worst,
The Minnesota spongy moth mitigation plan has been canceled. Will
no longer be mitigating the spongy moths?
Speaker 1 (44:14):
Have fun.
Speaker 7 (44:15):
I love how you kicked your legs up on the
desk and really got comfortable to read that last one.
Speaker 3 (44:19):
Yeah, no spongey moth mitigation for us.
Speaker 2 (44:23):
This has been bad News Bears.
Speaker 1 (44:30):
My favorite band ever write there, Pearl Jam Rock ninety
five to five Chicago's Axe station.
Speaker 4 (44:35):
How are you? I'm to go? Yeah, have a good day. Yeah,
I'm going to walk over to the Harry Potter store.
Are you gonna go?
Speaker 3 (44:41):
Now?
Speaker 4 (44:41):
See how long the line is? Hit that digital right here?
Isn't it right down the street? It's walk from where
we are.
Speaker 2 (44:48):
I'm going to go with you.
Speaker 4 (44:49):
Actually, let's do it? Ye annoying?
Speaker 1 (44:52):
I wish I could go.
Speaker 4 (44:53):
Oh you can? I have other things to do.
Speaker 2 (44:55):
You have time five minutes away.
Speaker 1 (44:59):
But there's the Q and the line, yeah, the whole thing.
I do want to go, So I think I'm gonna
go later. Okay, smart We got all weekend and C
to E two this weekend, I'm gonna nerd I have
I'm not a nerd. I'm gonna nerd out this weekend.
And it's actually a big weekend because Exotica is here too.
We didn't forget, so we just have to space these
things out so we don't get too exciting.
Speaker 4 (45:18):
Forget.
Speaker 2 (45:18):
We left it in our private tabs.
Speaker 4 (45:20):
I am not going to Comic Con anymore. I am
going to Exotica now. Cheese, all right? And who are
you excited about seeing it? Exotica?
Speaker 1 (45:29):
I don't know, but I hear they're all dressed in
a certain way.
Speaker 3 (45:32):
You can see some of the characters at C to
E two who inspired some of the characters at Exotica.
Speaker 4 (45:37):
Right, not wrong?
Speaker 2 (45:38):
No, I know what Rule thirty four is.
Speaker 4 (45:40):
Great costume, well.
Speaker 3 (45:42):
Educated, great cooom.
Speaker 2 (45:46):
I would like to see it skimpier somehow, if that's possible.
Speaker 7 (45:49):
Can I talk to your costume designer? But yes, we
are ready. Oh wait, Friday, Oh yeah, tomorrow, be ready
with US codes.
Speaker 4 (46:00):
It's freeze Chaz of Friday
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