TSA Shockers and C2E2 Talkers

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
Immediately off to a weird start this morning on the
morning Mash.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
But do you care to explain the laughter?

Speaker 3 (00:07):
Michael, are we talking about the astronaut thing?

Speaker 2 (00:09):
I don't know what we're talking about.

Speaker 3 (00:11):
Well, that it was because Marri's turned the microphones on.
I didn't think they were on quite yet, so I
grabbed my mic to pull it over to my mouth.

Speaker 2 (00:16):
That just found us.

Speaker 3 (00:17):
Okay, okay, all right, I'm good.

Speaker 4 (00:19):
I thought you headbutted the microphone a now I was
just moving it.

Speaker 1 (00:22):
It's Monday for all of us on Rock ninety five
to five. My name is Maria Palmer.

Speaker 3 (00:26):
I'm Maris and I'm Michael.

Speaker 2 (00:27):
We got a show today, boy, we.

Speaker 4 (00:29):
Got a show because today marks the return of a
great one with one thousand dollars an hour.

Speaker 2 (00:36):
Our cock, Rocky the Rooster.

Speaker 4 (00:38):
Rocky the Rooster is back starting at eight today.

Speaker 3 (00:42):
Nice and timing ruffle.

Speaker 1 (00:44):
Chickens like you were raised in the coop, because that
actually explains a lot.

Speaker 3 (00:54):
Can I come in the house?

Speaker 2 (00:55):
Mom?

Speaker 3 (00:56):
No, absolutely not.

Speaker 2 (00:58):
Why is your handwriting so bad? I was dumby, I
get it.

Speaker 4 (01:04):
I was in between. I was reaching for the bell.
Then I stopped and here we are.

Speaker 3 (01:08):
That doesn't deserve it's early on Monday.

Speaker 5 (01:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:10):
We survived two e two, Yeah we did, and surviving
is very strong.

Speaker 5 (01:16):
And then we had a great sports weekend too.

Speaker 1 (01:17):
Oh oh, didn't me started on this?

Speaker 3 (01:22):
Yeah, not yet. I gotta hold it in, hold it,
keep hold it, keep right there. Listen, I'm gonna sell
you something real quick.

Speaker 6 (01:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:29):
Yeah. The Cubs beat the Dodgers. Dodgers are amazing, of course,
gave the Dodgers their worst loss in franchise history, sixteen
to nothing in La all their fans.

Speaker 2 (01:40):
Whoa.

Speaker 4 (01:42):
We also have playoffs returning to Chicago, darn So that's.

Speaker 5 (01:46):
A sight deal.

Speaker 3 (01:47):
Yes, playoffs the fire fire yet attendance record.

Speaker 5 (01:52):
Again, guys.

Speaker 4 (01:53):
Okay, a lot happened this weekend. We're going to get
to as much of it as we can today. And also,
No Fun to the Head will feature Chicago Wolves tickets.

Speaker 3 (02:04):
Fireworks at Green Day Show at Coachella like palm trees
lighting on fire.

Speaker 1 (02:10):
News on some tickets that I'm going to have to
give away at my Thirst Day Live.

Speaker 2 (02:17):
Do you have any idea?

Speaker 5 (02:18):
No, IoT this actually I do know. I just don't
want to talk about it.

Speaker 2 (02:23):
It's all right. I want to talk about it.

Speaker 4 (02:26):
Okay, we'll talk about it all morning unrecommanded now w C.

Speaker 3 (02:32):
HI Weather with Michael, who likes moisture readings way too much.

Speaker 4 (02:40):
No, no, no, today it's going to be dry today.

Speaker 3 (02:46):
Oh my god, did you see what I did? It's
gonna be dry like my throat. No, no, okay, Oh,
I don't know. I always wondering what the hell is
the sound I'm gonna do here. I gotta come up
with sound the desert in your mouth. That's right, that's
what That's what I was getting. Thank you, Maria. It
is gonna be dry today. It's gonna be a little windy,
but warm. Have you felt outside if you're driving to work,
row your freaking windows down, not all the way, not all.

Speaker 4 (03:08):
The way it is it is still fifty degrees a
little chilly.

Speaker 2 (03:11):
Yeah, it's not like wind directly in your face more. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (03:14):
I didn't even wear For the first time, I didn't
wear a jacket to work this year, I believe, yeah,
since January, so this year I just wore a hoodie,
I mean, like a jacket like I've been wearing my
snowboard jacket. And yeah, yeah, yeah, head down, going headfirst
into the wind, snow in my face every morning, just trudging,
srudging over from my home.

Speaker 2 (03:34):
Four minutes, four minute walk, the shortest.

Speaker 3 (03:36):
Walk to work. The way I see it as like,
even if the weather was like the worst it ever
has been, I could still probably make it.

Speaker 2 (03:42):
Yeah, uphill both ways, so.

Speaker 3 (03:46):
Not gonna be bad. Yeah, describe a hoodie today. It's
gonna be nice. Man cloudy though, but dry cloudy.

Speaker 5 (03:52):
Thank you, Michael, You're welcome.

Speaker 3 (03:53):
That was low of forty one tonight.

Speaker 5 (03:56):
That was that intro was disturbing.

Speaker 2 (03:58):
I didn't like it.

Speaker 3 (03:59):
Okay, I want I want dry it out again. Yeah, well,
keep it looked.

Speaker 1 (04:05):
All right?

Speaker 2 (04:06):
Hit the button, Marris, hit the gritting around.

Speaker 3 (04:11):
Green Day. Big news coming up in just a little bit.
A explosive end to their performance at Coachella with a
firework going off and lighting a palm tree on fire
in the crowd. Oh yes, it's kind of scary stuff.
We'll get the video up on social media. We'll talk
about it in a little bit. Rock ninety five five,
Chicago's rock station, Maras.

Speaker 4 (04:29):
We gotta thank our TSA workers out there. They are
doing the lure's work.

Speaker 3 (04:34):
Sometimes, How are we thinking them? Because they're fine?

Speaker 4 (04:37):
Well, not only are they stopping the fraudulent things that
you shouldn't be bringing on a plane. But then they
give us the hilarity of the stuff that people think they.

Speaker 3 (04:46):
Should bring on a plane. And it's just like, why, Yeah,
I think people try to hide things in their luggage,
not that I would know, because if you take them
on you through TSA, you get the scanner right there.
The whole thing. Usually check the luggage is kind of
just thrown on a little easier finding things.

Speaker 4 (05:01):
So they're finding things sound effects.

Speaker 5 (05:05):
Let's start with colorful throwing stars.

Speaker 2 (05:08):
Oh well, yeah, when you're a ninja.

Speaker 5 (05:10):
But why colorful?

Speaker 3 (05:11):
I know I was wondering the same thing.

Speaker 1 (05:13):
And everybody have a little whimsy when you're doing your job.

Speaker 4 (05:17):
Maybe this is a flamboyant ninja or you're killing somebody
and it's like red, purple, green, ray yellow.

Speaker 3 (05:25):
Cash in a slow cooker? Now, what is the problem
with cash in a slow cooker?

Speaker 4 (05:30):
Yes, they found ten thousand dollars in cash in a
slow cooker, and for me, a piggyback wasn't ready for
this one or big enough.

Speaker 3 (05:40):
I think maybe maybe you got a slow cooker from
Nana for Christmas and you're just traveling home, and you
got to put your cash in there.

Speaker 2 (05:47):
I'm gonna turn this ten carry into one hundred k.
Let me cook, let's go right.

Speaker 4 (05:55):
They hid knives in a Darth Vader Teddy bear.

Speaker 3 (06:00):
Why so, I'm assuming this has got to be like.

Speaker 4 (06:03):
The Darth Vader build a bear set up, and then
they put the knives in there to hide it.

Speaker 3 (06:07):
And I was like, why ruin a perfectly good Darth
Vader bear?

Speaker 1 (06:10):
DNA on that knives so badly? Like wherever you're going,
you can't just buy some knives.

Speaker 5 (06:16):
You know what if they're Cutco knives, I understand completely.

Speaker 3 (06:19):
Did you guys have Cutco No. I remember that it
was a thing that people went door to door selling it.

Speaker 5 (06:24):
It was that those are some of the best knives
I've ever seen in my life.

Speaker 3 (06:29):
Serious. I remember the commercials they show him like cutting
through like the rope that you'd climb in gym class,
you know, these really thick ropes, and they just sliced
through like it was nothing.

Speaker 2 (06:37):
Commercials are real and reliable.

Speaker 4 (06:39):
My brother sold Cutcoat for all of one set, and
the trick.

Speaker 3 (06:44):
Was like one of the knives could cut through a
penny damn.

Speaker 4 (06:47):
So I would just be in the basement with his
knives cutting through pennies and when I should.

Speaker 3 (06:54):
Big order, I'm so strong.

Speaker 4 (06:58):
They also found magan fested suitcases, which good.

Speaker 3 (07:02):
On mag or maggot, maggot, Yes, yes, up in the row. Yeah,
just throw that out. Don't even worry about that.

Speaker 4 (07:09):
And then a snake in a hard drive, which I
have a lot of questions.

Speaker 3 (07:14):
And a hard drive in a hard drive how oh
like an actual like Uger hard drive.

Speaker 2 (07:20):
Oh my gosh, okay, there was a snake in it.

Speaker 3 (07:22):
It's why were you hiding the snake?

Speaker 4 (07:24):
Why do you have such a massively large hard drive
at this year of twenty twenty five?

Speaker 1 (07:28):
Well, do we know if there's a snake housing crisis.
Maybe they weren't hiding the snake. Maybe the snake is
needed to get inventive because it can't.

Speaker 2 (07:37):
Afford his rents. Your heart out there if he doesn't
even have thumbs, they're.

Speaker 3 (07:41):
Just trying to sneak snakes on a plane. No edibles
on that list, No, okay, good?

Speaker 4 (07:45):
Now would you report edibles? If you found more, would
you take it and put them to good use?

Speaker 3 (07:51):
Yes, it was real lazy that day, Rock ninety five
to five, But we have a chance for you to
win an all.

Speaker 4 (07:58):
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Speaker 5 (08:11):
Yeah, Maria.

Speaker 1 (08:12):
You ever scrolling through TikTok then you see a video
of some like cool robot thing and you're like wow technology.

Speaker 3 (08:18):
Eh.

Speaker 2 (08:19):
Yeah, So on Rock ninety five to five, we.

Speaker 1 (08:21):
Go, oh no, this is going to be used against
us in an inevitable human versus robot wars.

Speaker 3 (08:29):
From the front of the inevitable human.

Speaker 1 (08:31):
Robot War, Japan's Kawasaki Heavy Industries Group has announced plans
for this one's cutting deep boys.

Speaker 3 (08:38):
A horse robot.

Speaker 5 (08:39):
Oh, they're trying to get Maria now.

Speaker 1 (08:42):
The Corleo robot has four legs for navigating uneven ground
and has been pitched as an all terrain alternative to motorcycles.
And while the company is calling it a robot horse,
it's movement and designer set to evoke agile animals like
deer and panthers and horses.

Speaker 3 (09:01):
That doesn't sound like a smooth ride might be very smooth,
you know, like maybe they're settings. It'd be like, give
me like a natural horse ride or like the Cadillac
a good rhythm.

Speaker 2 (09:19):
Boy, And that's how they get. They offer a ride
you can't refuse.

Speaker 1 (09:28):
And then animals then whatever the case may be, no
need for them.

Speaker 2 (09:33):
You have robots, and then they win the inevitable human
versus a robot war.

Speaker 3 (09:39):
This was news from the front of the inevitable human
Robot War Smashing Pumpkins.

Speaker 1 (09:44):
I'm rocking ninety five five or nineteen seventy nine about
a decade off from a real good year. Nineteen eighty
nine was great. Why what did you think I was
gonna say?

Speaker 2 (09:56):
Anyway? Thank you? What's happening boys?

Speaker 3 (09:59):
The Illinois Date Fair has announced some pretty good performers
this year.

Speaker 5 (10:03):
I do like this list.

Speaker 3 (10:05):
Okay, Saturday August ninth, the Black Crows nice, They're going
to murder it. I'm gonna tell you all the other
ones just because Megan Maroney playing Cheryl Crowe playing on Wednesday,
August thirteenth, s n double opd O, double G never
well snoop dog ever again something a little bit for one.

Speaker 2 (10:28):
Liked this his target demographic.

Speaker 6 (10:32):
I think I have a saying down the street, gin
and juice.

Speaker 2 (10:45):
Back with my mind on my money and my money on.

Speaker 4 (10:47):
My mind is if you if you do it like
William Shatner, then I'm fine.

Speaker 3 (10:54):
He also got Brad Paisley, the Chainsmokers, and then Saturday
August sixteenth Deaf Leopard. Nice. There there's not something that's
a pretty good lineup for the Fair.

Speaker 5 (11:04):
That's a very good lineup.

Speaker 2 (11:06):
It's fair.

Speaker 3 (11:07):
You could have a turkey leg Do you guys do
turkey legs here? Uh huh yeah?

Speaker 4 (11:10):
Oh man, man, it is it is fried food bananza.

Speaker 3 (11:15):
Do you do fair deep fried oreos?

Speaker 2 (11:19):
We have State Fair food.

Speaker 5 (11:22):
The oreole is very old. Now, yeah, what do we do?

Speaker 3 (11:27):
It's been done. It's been done. So like I want
to see.

Speaker 4 (11:30):
The reinvention of the new fried foods that we haven't
looked at just yet. Like onebody did fried kool aid
one year.

Speaker 3 (11:38):
And say, I saw that on a thing.

Speaker 5 (11:41):
It's just it's just a batter.

Speaker 3 (11:43):
It's just interesting.

Speaker 5 (11:44):
It's a different kool Aid flavor.

Speaker 4 (11:46):
So like the batter the dough that you use, you
just fry that with different kool Aid flavor.

Speaker 2 (11:51):
That you put the powder kool Aid Inah.

Speaker 4 (11:53):
Yeah, it can't be that good creative.

Speaker 5 (11:56):
I liked it.

Speaker 3 (11:57):
Crab boil wings add the seafood twist, classic fried chicken
wings featuring a spicy crab boil seasoning.

Speaker 2 (12:03):
Is it old bay? Do they put old bay in it?

Speaker 7 (12:06):
Is that?

Speaker 6 (12:06):
What?

Speaker 2 (12:06):
The crab boil seasoning?

Speaker 3 (12:07):
Maria, you'll have this one. The dilly dog a pickle
flavor of hot dog. Use me with a picklefest was
the other way, typically with a dill pickle filling a cross.
Oh my god, Oh this is a boy. They're getting
fancy at the fair. A lobster corn dog, a seafood
take on a classic corn dog.

Speaker 2 (12:30):
Why are you going southern with lobster?

Speaker 3 (12:32):
I don't know accents? Just shoot in the dark. That's
like a.

Speaker 2 (12:37):
You're giving me a Georgia accent for lobster. It's like
that SNL skin.

Speaker 1 (12:41):
With invame Jason Sedekus is like the Southern Judge.

Speaker 2 (12:46):
But it takes place in.

Speaker 3 (12:47):
Oh yeah yeah, Illinois State Fair, August seventh through the seventeenth.
Find everything up at Rock nine five five Chi.

Speaker 2 (12:54):
I'm gonna get Onion.

Speaker 3 (12:55):
Mames dot com.

Speaker 2 (12:57):
You hear that song?

Speaker 1 (12:57):
You know?

Speaker 2 (12:58):
Wedding season is right around the corner.

Speaker 5 (13:00):
Oh wow, I know it's the.

Speaker 2 (13:02):
Morning mosh been on Rock ninety five to five. What
are we doing?

Speaker 3 (13:04):
Boys?

Speaker 4 (13:05):
We are talking about real IDs, because if you have
not done it yet, the date is coming May seventh
for you to get that star on your ID, to
travel a lot easier, and to get into federal buildings. Now,
don't rush if you can't find an appointment. They're booking
up like crazy because everybody's trying to get this done

(13:27):
by May seventh. But if you are not planning to
travel and or go into a federal building, you do
not need to do this right now.

Speaker 3 (13:34):
You have a real ID. I have a real ID, Michael,
you have a real ID. Let me. I saw that
thing on the news this weekend on my beehole puckered
a little bit because I'm not sure if I do.
You have a star on top?

Speaker 1 (13:47):
Right?

Speaker 3 (13:47):
Yeah? Yeah, okay, yeah, okay, you're good. Are we all good?

Speaker 7 (13:50):
Then?

Speaker 3 (13:50):
Yeah? We're all good within the room run the country now.

Speaker 4 (13:54):
But basically, if you're not planning to travel, don't worry
too much if you can't get an appointment at your DMV.
Obviously the appointments are helping so that you're just not
there standing in line forever. And they're basically saying, if
you are planning to travel and you have a passport,
use your passport until you can get to get a
real ID. And if you've got to work in a

(14:16):
federal building, you just got to get that taken care
of it.

Speaker 3 (14:18):
But if you don't got a passport, and then what
if you got a court to be in court.

Speaker 5 (14:25):
Then you need to make an appointment before May.

Speaker 3 (14:28):
Well, there's a brand new DMV downtown Chicago. If you're
in the city, yes, two stories, the whole shebang, you
probably get it all taken care of right there.

Speaker 4 (14:34):
And I'd have to imagine they're going to ramp things
up so that they can get people taken care of
a lot better.

Speaker 3 (14:39):
But no, before you go head, I'll stamp my ID,
but a little star standing, I think, just a round star.

Speaker 5 (14:46):
I think they would know. I think they'd know if
it was real or not.

Speaker 4 (14:50):
Can yes, yes, you know as always to make a
trip to the DMV a lot easier, you're do some
research ahead of time, but I'm gonna.

Speaker 5 (15:02):
Do it for you.

Speaker 4 (15:04):
There's four things that you need in order to get
your real ID, proof of birth. So you need your
birth certificate, and or a passport number two social security number,
so your social Security card is necessary. You need two
items to prove residency, so a bank statement, credit card statement,
a bill of some form, or an oh I feel stressed. Finally,

(15:28):
finally written signature so that can be on your driver's license,
your state ID, and or your credit card. So it's
not the most impossible list of things to put together
to get your real ID done, but just make sure
you have everything ready when you get there.

Speaker 2 (15:46):
Isn't there an easier way to do this? Never mind?
Never mind?

Speaker 1 (15:49):
We've been trying to figure out how to do things
for a while now, and it seems like when we
try to fix things, it makes them worse.

Speaker 2 (15:54):
So you know what, fine, I.

Speaker 4 (15:56):
Was gonna say, you want you want robots taking this
over to streamline?

Speaker 3 (16:00):
Is it more efficient to Maybe this.

Speaker 1 (16:04):
Is where they win the inevitable human versus robot war
because no one's fighting them on taking over this stuff,
And isn't that taking over everything?

Speaker 3 (16:12):
The Creed Cruise kicks off a four night cruise in
the Bahamas starting in four days, and I wish I
was on it, if I'm being honest. Yeah, Rock ninety
five five, Chicago's rock station. What do we got?

Speaker 2 (16:23):
What we got is a live event on our hands.

Speaker 1 (16:27):
A Thursday Live Let's go, and we're going to in Jana,
Indiana different the Bahamas, but yeah, there's Indiana, then there's
in Jana.

Speaker 3 (16:40):
The Bahamas of the Midwest.

Speaker 2 (16:42):
And we are going to be in Johonna. Michael I
know he's right.

Speaker 1 (16:50):
Well, Michael's right in Indiana, a Fuzzy Line Brooming company.
We will be bringing the US. Do you directly? I'm
gonna bring my keyboard.

Speaker 3 (17:03):
We got tons of stuff to give away. Oh yeah,
speak what's.

Speaker 2 (17:07):
So funny that you have to bring it up?

Speaker 6 (17:08):
Hey?

Speaker 2 (17:08):
Marri's quick question? Any any idea? What tickets we have
to give away at.

Speaker 1 (17:13):
First Day Live on May first at Fuzzy Line brewing them.

Speaker 3 (17:16):
Looks like he's got something stuck in his throat every
fifteen minutes. Yep, we will give away what four packs
of kids? Boy, body, I love will I love how
our joke has just turned into full blown promotion. Everybody
loves the last style.

Speaker 5 (17:35):
I want to be there.

Speaker 1 (17:36):
Here's the thing, dear listener, let me give you a
little background detail here. This means our promo director, who's
the guy in charge of getting us tickets and there
forgetting you tickets, is in on this kids mop thing
and is helping us torture Maris with you.

Speaker 2 (17:51):
Thank you, dear listener, for your participation in this bit.
It brings me great joy.

Speaker 4 (17:56):
I have a thirteenth reason, a fourteenth reason, and a
fifteenth three and executive dysfunction.

Speaker 2 (18:01):
You're not going to act on any of it. Baby.

Speaker 3 (18:03):
Also, live podcasts, Yes, it's gonna be fun.

Speaker 1 (18:10):
I'm very excited about that part. For like fifteen minutes,
we're going to do a podcast. We're going to drag
you up on stage.

Speaker 3 (18:14):
You want to be in it yet, alert shots will
be had.

Speaker 1 (18:18):
The Lord shots will almost definitely be had, although that's
not planned ever, but it happens.

Speaker 2 (18:23):
I'm bringing kazoos again. You're gonna have a kazoo.

Speaker 1 (18:26):
It's just, you know, general chaos and shenanigans and drinking.

Speaker 4 (18:29):
We salute to general chaos, general chaos. But I can't
wait to see you out at Fuzzy Line on May.

Speaker 3 (18:36):
First, Chicago. Wolvestickts coming up in just a little bit,
Rock ninety five five, Chicago's Rocks Station. What do we got.

Speaker 4 (18:43):
Tax days tomorrow? I know, I know it is it
is just one of those things that's looming.

Speaker 3 (18:49):
You don't want to do it.

Speaker 2 (18:51):
I mean, what are you talking about I did those
months ago.

Speaker 3 (18:54):
I'm sure you didn't about my taxes in two years.

Speaker 2 (18:57):
Heck, so that's not a thing you should probably say all.

Speaker 3 (18:59):
Out why though? Who cares? I've done this every like
every year of my life. I've done them every two years,
and I've never had an issue.

Speaker 2 (19:06):
I mean, fine, listening right now, who's like? I care?
I care a lot. It's like, I'm about to get
a bonus.

Speaker 4 (19:12):
I wonder how many ransoms he gets for finding people
that didn't do their taxes.

Speaker 5 (19:17):
He got an extra one.

Speaker 3 (19:18):
But what are they going to take for me? Honestly?

Speaker 2 (19:20):
Your money?

Speaker 3 (19:21):
A lot of money?

Speaker 2 (19:23):
Yeah, fair enough.

Speaker 4 (19:24):
I did mine yesterday. Oh and I had been putting
it off. It was like, oh, it's gonna take two hours,
thirty minutes.

Speaker 2 (19:30):
Yeah, that's it.

Speaker 3 (19:31):
It's thirty minutes.

Speaker 2 (19:32):
It's paperwork.

Speaker 3 (19:32):
Oh, it's definitely not trying to do it by myself.
Then i'd really have the irs at my door. That
fraud the whole thing.

Speaker 2 (19:38):
It's not that difficult.

Speaker 5 (19:40):
It's been streamlined.

Speaker 4 (19:41):
HNR Block has gotten a lot better with their online submission,
and I just have stayed with them over the years,
so all the information I needed from last year right there,
ready to go, and just hit click and it's just like,
what information do you need to update?

Speaker 5 (19:54):
And it's right there for me, ready to go.

Speaker 1 (19:56):
Yeah, that's a really good h in R block ad.
I just do them myself. Oh yeah, nice, I print out.

Speaker 5 (20:04):
I can't do that.

Speaker 3 (20:05):
You can't, I could. It just take a lot of
extra focus at a business. When I was in Colorado
a couple of years ago. And have you guys ever
used the app that tracks all of your deductions and stuff.
You can be like, uh, it's a mileage or whatever,
and it just categorizes it off of your bank account,
so you never have to save any receipts. You never
have to keep track of it yourself, and you just
give that whole thing to the tax person and they're like,

(20:26):
oh perfect.

Speaker 1 (20:27):
I've never operated a business. I'm still on my first
job after college, so I still got a lot of
growing up to do and I keep waiting for the
career to take me.

Speaker 4 (20:37):
You can write off a lot of things, but that's
like the one thing I always gets in a deduction sections,
Like I haven't like focused on this yet, so why
focus on it now?

Speaker 5 (20:45):
But I do need to.

Speaker 3 (20:46):
Like, you know, look into that as a media personality.
And I checked this with someone who knows Maris. You
can write off haircuts, you go see a movie, you
can write off movies, you can write off anything. At
comic Con.

Speaker 1 (20:56):
You're getting into real dangerous territory with those write offs
you get audited.

Speaker 3 (21:00):
Well if even if you get audited, you can do
that because that's for his job, that's his immediate person.
If he drives to an appearance, he can write off
the mileage. You know what I'm saying, Like by the
end of the year, all that adds up. Because I
thought you couldn't do that, and I checked with you know,
a higher up company and he was like, you can
absolutely still do that.

Speaker 2 (21:17):
You definitely can.

Speaker 1 (21:18):
But you're requesting a lot of organization from people with ADHD.

Speaker 3 (21:21):
That's why you get the app Yeah, I'm telling you
put in like you put in the certain categories and
it just grabs them from your BANKPA account and puts
them right over there. It could be helpful anyway to somebody.

Speaker 2 (21:31):
Go ahead.

Speaker 4 (21:31):
No, I was going to say, every time I go
through and I see that. They asked me if I
have a dependent, I just want to borrow somebody's child
or five kids, hey, like niece or nephew.

Speaker 3 (21:42):
Kimar wired. They were going to up that money for
each child too, because they're trying to encourage people to
have kids.

Speaker 2 (21:46):
Yeah, on the downside, enough to have kids.

Speaker 3 (21:49):
Well I know that, so tax day tomorrow. Get it together.
Stop being like me. I'll let you know once the
IRS shows up.

Speaker 1 (21:57):
This is why I love to work for a giant
core who just takes care of all of that makes
it real simple. On my W two's Wow Corporations, Oh boy, they.

Speaker 2 (22:08):
Really are people just like us.

Speaker 3 (22:11):
Now here's five or so things with Maris.

Speaker 4 (22:15):
Why does he always drop his bands during this part
of the show.

Speaker 3 (22:20):
It's just more comfortable, That's all there is to it.

Speaker 1 (22:24):
All.

Speaker 4 (22:24):
Right, let's get started with Metallica dropping a new trailer
for Metallica Saved My Life. This is a new fan
documentary about how the band has affected fan lives and
the band is very excited to share this with other
fans that showed their experience and not even report back
on how hearing those fan stories affected them, as the
band is not quite ready yet but will be coming

(22:47):
very soon.

Speaker 8 (22:48):
What oh, I know, I know you want it now?
Rock and Roll Save my life. That's right, Bob saved
my life. It's an interesting ploy. To keep kids from
drinking at prom. Milwaukee, students will be required.

Speaker 4 (23:00):
To take a breathalyzer test upon entering prom.

Speaker 3 (23:04):
On entering, yes, make sure you're not showing up drunk. Yeah,
just slams mirrors in the parking lot.

Speaker 4 (23:10):
When students arrive to prom, they will go through a
weapons detection system, I have their belongings searched, and also
have to do a breathalyzer. Some students say they do
not want to attend, and others just don't care.

Speaker 3 (23:24):
Yeah, I'm not going to prom anyway. That sucks.

Speaker 1 (23:26):
I'm drinking at proms, so yeah, breathalyze me on the
way in.

Speaker 3 (23:31):
Well, they're gonna I mean, it sounds like they're checking
you down too, right, They're they're gonna find oh.

Speaker 2 (23:37):
Wait, no, there high school students.

Speaker 3 (23:40):
Yep. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (23:41):
Cops in the UK utilized Batman and Robin disguises for
an undercover bust.

Speaker 3 (23:47):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (23:47):
They went to these extra measures when they, while surveilling
the targets, realized that they were realized they were being watching.

Speaker 2 (23:57):
GEA your time, buddy, Yes, I try again.

Speaker 3 (23:59):
All right, one more time. The targets were being surveillanced.

Speaker 4 (24:04):
They realized they were being watched, so the cops went
to new measures to not be noticed, using Batman and
Robin mass way, do.

Speaker 3 (24:13):
Not stand out. Yeah, and then they went in. Suddenly
they're being followed by Batman and Robin and they got caught.
So I was like, okay, a good way to go.

Speaker 4 (24:23):
A deer wandered into a y m c A.

Speaker 3 (24:27):
All cops should dress up like a superheroes once in
a while. Yeah, okay, sorry deer.

Speaker 4 (24:39):
When the cops got called to escort the deer out
of the y m c A, it was staring at
them like eight deer in headlights. No fun intended. YMCA
does not offer memberships too, said deer. But the deer
was very calm when being walked out. Christophy Krame has
a very lovely deal for tax Day.

Speaker 3 (24:58):
Like the deer would resist a it's very calm about
a charge. Krispy Kreme has got a great deal for you.

Speaker 4 (25:10):
You can get a free dozen of donuts or assorted
donuts depending on what your taste is.

Speaker 3 (25:17):
How you have to use code tax break.

Speaker 4 (25:20):
You can get up to two dozen extra donuts in store,
or one dozen if you order online.

Speaker 3 (25:27):
Just for what doing in your taxes or like that.
It's a tax day special.

Speaker 4 (25:30):
Yeah, so they're basically they're only charging you the tax
for the donuts, so it ends up being basically free.

Speaker 3 (25:35):
Awesome.

Speaker 1 (25:36):
Yeah, I'm really really mad that I missed a points
on my license joke with the deer earlier.

Speaker 2 (25:41):
It's my bed. Did you do points?

Speaker 1 (25:43):
It's like like points on the antlers for when you're
hunting the deer, but then like points when you do
something wrong. Yeah, yeah, and then those points and then
those points a triangle.

Speaker 2 (25:58):
Whatever.

Speaker 3 (26:01):
It's Monday.

Speaker 4 (26:02):
We are going to talk about our weekend and c
too Etobe next on Rock ninety five five.

Speaker 1 (26:08):
The first time I ever heard this song was not
Metallica's version of it.

Speaker 2 (26:13):
Do you remember.

Speaker 1 (26:13):
The band Weve String Quartet I believe Apocalyptica.

Speaker 2 (26:17):
Yeah, they did a cover.

Speaker 1 (26:19):
Of Nothing Else Matters, And I came across it on
YouTube first and heard it that way, and then got
into Metallica through Apocalyptica.

Speaker 5 (26:26):
Well done. Interesting to look at that.

Speaker 2 (26:28):
Arney wash Pit on Rock ninety five to five. What
are we doing boys.

Speaker 4 (26:31):
It's quite the weekend. Yeah, yeah, c too etwoe man.
So you had a good time.

Speaker 2 (26:38):
I love it so much.

Speaker 5 (26:39):
And Michael, you didn't make I didn't go.

Speaker 3 (26:41):
What am I going to do with this nerd festival?

Speaker 2 (26:44):
Literally dragging you by the wrists? Next year, I.

Speaker 3 (26:47):
Think, well, were we were going to all go do
something and it kind of didn't work out. But then
I was just like I was seeing the crowds and
all the stuff, and I was like, I don't care
about this stuff enough to go put myself in the
middle of these big crowds and fight people and you know,
let's go.

Speaker 2 (27:00):
To a baseball game.

Speaker 3 (27:01):
That's what I'm talking about. Let's go.

Speaker 4 (27:03):
But the great thing about C two e two, the
big Chicago Comic Con, is that there's something actively.

Speaker 5 (27:09):
There for everybody.

Speaker 2 (27:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (27:11):
I think.

Speaker 4 (27:12):
I went on Saturday and got to be a part
of the John Boyega panel where he's talking about Star Wars.
He talked about his other movies, but really hit on
Star Wars. And it's the first panel I'd done at
C two e two, and I was like, Oh, this
is going to be enlightening. And he said the one
thing that I was hoping he was going to say,
and that his character Finn in Star.

Speaker 3 (27:34):
Wars is for sensitive. Yeah, he did confirm it.

Speaker 4 (27:37):
Yeah, and that just means Michael that he is on
his way to becoming a Jedi. He can become a Jedi.
And it was just one of those things that was
always all over the internet.

Speaker 3 (27:46):
Look, no words, not yes he is.

Speaker 4 (27:48):
Everybody's arguing about it, and he's like, yeah, it's true,
it's Cannon.

Speaker 3 (27:52):
But they couldn't come up with a better name than Finn.
That seems weak. Okay, Wow, that's where we're gonna am
I wrong.

Speaker 1 (28:00):
It's like he didn't even watch the movie. It's almost
like you definitely didn't watch the movie.

Speaker 5 (28:04):
So his best friend is named Po? Does that make
it better?

Speaker 3 (28:07):
Fin?

Speaker 7 (28:07):
Po?

Speaker 5 (28:08):
Finn and Poe, it's a romantic relationship.

Speaker 3 (28:11):
I don't know what happened to Star Wars. Well, know,
where's Anakin? Like that's where's where's Anakin?

Speaker 1 (28:19):
There's actually answers for all these questions, and you just
watch the damn movie.

Speaker 3 (28:24):
Wait did you watch the original three? Yeah? But you
know Anakin's five years ago. You know, I know, I'm
just saying the name.

Speaker 1 (28:32):
We can't let's not even begin because we're going to
get angry.

Speaker 3 (28:36):
I wasn't saying where is he? Anakin's a cool name.

Speaker 2 (28:40):
That man is trying to separate us with his ignorance.
He's trying to pit us against each other. We're not
going to give in. Don't don't do it.

Speaker 4 (28:50):
He did confirm that the movie featuring Ray, one of
the more recent Jedis from the third one, is still
in works and he cannot say if he's going to
be a part of it.

Speaker 3 (28:58):
Did you guys buy cool stuff? Yeah, that's what I
would want to go through.

Speaker 1 (29:01):
I bought a painting of Minister from Lord of the Rings,
so you can't tell. It's one of those kinds of
paintings that if you know Lord of the Rings and
you know it's from Lord of the Rings, otherwise it
just looks like a really cool painting, sneaky.

Speaker 3 (29:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (29:14):
I bought some Relish gear shout out. Yeah, yeah, it's
a local clothing group. Amazing, They've got a lot of
great Chicago gear. And then one of my buddies from Peoria,
he's been doing a lot of comic cons over the years,
Art by Quinton. I went and supported him, bought two shirts.
The only thing was every shirt I bought was too small.

Speaker 3 (29:36):
Tomall, I've got to get into some or weight.

Speaker 2 (29:39):
No, you got what you gotta do.

Speaker 3 (29:41):
Let's go Winnie the Poo.

Speaker 4 (29:44):
Yeah, there's going to be some Winni the Poo actually
with some really cool shirt.

Speaker 3 (29:49):
Keep ready for that. I looked up art by Quinton.
Is this your guy? This is really cool art? Yes, yes,
my guy Quinton. That's a self portrait of himself. But yes,
it's frustration.

Speaker 5 (29:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (30:00):
Looking forward to C two e two, returning next year
March twenty seventh and twenty ninth.

Speaker 3 (30:06):
Michael, y'all go mark your C But I want to
go with you guys, because you guys can kind of
help me out. I just felt like if I went
by myself, I'd just be lost.

Speaker 1 (30:12):
Oh no, we will take you with us. We're not
going to subject other people to you and your lonesome.

Speaker 2 (30:17):
Alright.

Speaker 3 (30:17):
I appreciate that. Yep, got you.

Speaker 2 (30:22):
That feel good to do?

Speaker 3 (30:23):
Yeah, to get it out.

Speaker 2 (30:25):
Em Yeah, Yeah, it's a good way to start the day.
It's the morning Mashpital Rock ninety five to five. What
are we doing?

Speaker 6 (30:32):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (30:32):
I love it? Oh my gosh, what a weekend it was.
Oh my gosh, can you hear me smiling? You know,
I love nothing more than Cubs win. But I love
even more than that a Cubs beating the Dodgers in
the fashion they did in La at the with those
stupid Californians sitting there watching the Cubs. Okay, Dodgers, the

(30:55):
worst loss Enfranchise history.

Speaker 2 (30:57):
What I like about you is a bias for you as.

Speaker 3 (31:00):
A sports fan. I love nothing more than just putting
the pain to the other team's fans.

Speaker 1 (31:05):
You've named at least three things that you love nothing
more than in this one segment alone.

Speaker 3 (31:10):
Okay, Cubs take two out of three, winning the series
sixteen nothing against the Dodgers. Show. Hey, Otani looks stunned.
I think we all were. That was a game like
that is so fun to watch because they're just ripping
home runs and they're just I don't even get bored
when it's my team. Now, Rodgers would do that to us,
I wouldn't, that is true. But then yesterday we won

(31:31):
the game again. Cubs are ripping. Unfortunately, we did lose
Justin Steele pitcher for the season, which is a huge bummer. Yeah,
but let me leave you on a little good Cubs
news Carson Kelly was smacked in the wrist by a
pitch on Saturday. They X rayed him. He's fine, just
a little sour. So are we do have a catcher still?
That is good.

Speaker 4 (31:51):
White Sox won their first series, even though they lost
on Sunday to the Red Sox. And in the most
ironic news, the players that got traded for the Crochet
he used.

Speaker 3 (32:01):
To pitch for the White Sox. He's not on the
Red Sox.

Speaker 4 (32:04):
The player that the White Sox got Mead Roff, broke
up Crochet's no hit bid in the eighth inning yesterday,
So socks fight, yes, a socks fight indeed. And also yesterday,
that's a big sold out crowd at Soldier Field as

(32:24):
Messi comes into town with Inter Miami and they draw
against the Chicago Fire. And I'm going to say this,
soccer fans, I have a Maria question. Guys, the Fire,
this is a good team we're watching right now, So

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jump on board now before we miss an opportunity or
you don't want to be behind. You want to be
early with this one. They did draw yesterday, but getting
points again is inner Miami, who is still undefeated right now, is.

Speaker 3 (32:59):
A big play.

Speaker 4 (33:00):
And the Chicago Stars also won, beating Bay FC two
to one yesterday.

Speaker 3 (33:06):
Can I ask a Maria question? Go ahead? Who does
Messi compare to in a sport? I know?

Speaker 2 (33:13):
So what makes that a Maria question?

Speaker 3 (33:16):
Do you know him? Now?

Speaker 5 (33:17):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (33:18):
Wait, I know Messi because he dated Shakira for a second, right.

Speaker 3 (33:21):
Yes, yeah, Messi? Is he like the Michael Jordan of
soccer or something? How's this all line up?

Speaker 4 (33:26):
Michael Jordan rolled into Tom Brady really goat status.

Speaker 3 (33:30):
So he was in town playing too, which is awesome. Oh,
that's really cool goat status.

Speaker 2 (33:35):
Where is he compared to the Rinaldo.

Speaker 3 (33:37):
Guy Christiano Ronaldo? They're kind of one and two.

Speaker 4 (33:40):
I personally like Messi much better just because he's I
feel like he's done more.

Speaker 3 (33:44):
But Cristiano Ronaldo is also a great player.

Speaker 2 (33:47):
Ron Jordan kind of deal.

Speaker 3 (33:50):
Uh No, they're playing at the same time.

Speaker 4 (33:52):
Okay, so they're actively playing at the same time, so there's.

Speaker 3 (33:55):
No Lebron Jordan deal. Lebron sucks? Yeah, all right, maybe
it doesn't suck Jordan.

Speaker 5 (34:04):
No, not at all.

Speaker 3 (34:06):
Yeah. Should we do the masters really quick? Do it
real quick?

Speaker 5 (34:08):
Let's do it?

Speaker 2 (34:09):
Yeah, Master.

Speaker 3 (34:10):
Rory McElroy won his first ever Masters championship there. It
was very exciting, went down early in the in the
day and then came back at the end to sink
the putt to win it all, and.

Speaker 2 (34:22):
All across the nation people got.

Speaker 3 (34:24):
Their naps and how's his masterpiece?

Speaker 4 (34:31):
It's just cheering for like thirty seconds after that. But
congratulations to Rory McElroy.

Speaker 3 (34:35):
Yeah pretty cool.

Speaker 5 (34:36):
I'm sorry, Maria, what did you say?

Speaker 2 (34:38):
I said across the nation people got their naps in.

Speaker 3 (34:41):
Oh, for sure. Yeah, it's amazing.

Speaker 2 (34:44):
Wake up, be like what, We're only two more players in?

Speaker 3 (34:48):
Cool? Yeah, I can drink some more now.

Speaker 5 (34:50):
And it is official.

Speaker 4 (34:52):
We officially have playoff basketball coming to the United Center
on Wednesday six thirty.

Speaker 3 (34:58):
Bulls take on the Heat in to play in.

Speaker 4 (35:01):
They are the nine seed, so they have to win
two games to get the eight seed to play the
Cleveland Cavaliers, which is terrifying.

Speaker 3 (35:09):
But playoff games are so fun. I hear the United
Center is crazy insane.

Speaker 4 (35:14):
Yeah, absolutely insane, and I am so excited to see it.

Speaker 3 (35:17):
So great sport. This is the best sports time. Man.
I am so excited. How fun is this? We got winning, Maris,
We're winning games, Maris.

Speaker 2 (35:28):
Someone texted and said, MESSI didn't date Shakira.

Speaker 3 (35:32):
That's messy and.

Speaker 2 (35:34):
It and their friends. Oh, I don't know anything about friends.

Speaker 3 (35:41):
Now here's a bit only plug it. Oh wow? Oh
for what?

Speaker 4 (35:55):
Four pack of tickets to see the Chicago Wolves against
the Rock for Ice Hogs on Saturday, April nineteenth.

Speaker 3 (36:03):
We want you to go, which means you got to
play Fun to the Head the ice Hogs and the Wolves.
You say, yes, I like that, you like that matchup? Well,
they're too they're too right here in town essentially, so
that's a fun game.

Speaker 4 (36:17):
The Ice Hogs are the black Hawks affiliates. Yes, okay, yeah,
minor league Hogs and Hawks.

Speaker 3 (36:22):
Let's go, Maria, which team do you want to win?

Speaker 2 (36:28):
The Wolves?

Speaker 1 (36:28):
Yes, okay, Hey, hey if you put them together through
the Hamhawks.

Speaker 5 (36:34):
Four ninety five fifty.

Speaker 4 (36:37):
We want you to play Fun to the Hell, the
trivia game where we answer questions for you if we
but it's black Hawks and answers wrong, we get shot
with a NERF gun. Four pack of tickets to see
the Chicago Wolves on the way.

Speaker 3 (36:54):
And now fun to the Head. Yeah, don't worry, they're
using nerve weapons for now Rock nine.

Speaker 5 (37:03):
Are we speaking with Bill.

Speaker 3 (37:06):
Yes, Hi, Bill, Meryl, what's up?

Speaker 1 (37:09):
Bill?

Speaker 2 (37:11):
Let's go down my guy? Okay, good talk, Bill.

Speaker 3 (37:16):
How's Monday? It's going great?

Speaker 5 (37:20):
We can tell. Welcome to Fun to the Head.

Speaker 4 (37:24):
This is the trivia game where we answer questions for
you to win tickets up for grabs.

Speaker 3 (37:28):
Today is Chicago Wolves for a pack.

Speaker 4 (37:31):
So the question for you today, Bill, Wolves indeed indeed.

Speaker 1 (37:36):
Beat the ice Hogs Wolves, which are different from the
Black Hops.

Speaker 4 (37:40):
Yes, Bill, who do you want to answer questions for
you today?

Speaker 3 (37:45):
Marris? Oh? Nice, I'm excited.

Speaker 5 (37:53):
Are we ready?

Speaker 3 (37:54):
Are you ready? Let's do it?

Speaker 2 (37:58):
Question one? And Billy, you know, just jump in whenever
you know him?

Speaker 3 (38:03):
Wait, is that a new thing we have to for
this one?

Speaker 5 (38:06):
It is?

Speaker 3 (38:06):
Okay, So just for today.

Speaker 1 (38:08):
For the for the question that we're starting out with, Yeah,
if you know this one, go ahead and pop on in.
In order for astronauts to work on the ISS, they
must be proficient in English and what other language.

Speaker 3 (38:23):
I'm gonna guess Bill, because I'm not sure, but Russian?

Speaker 1 (38:28):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (38:29):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (38:34):
Hey, yes, are you a bladdy daddy asset?

Speaker 6 (38:37):
Like?

Speaker 2 (38:37):
How did you know that?

Speaker 3 (38:39):
Well?

Speaker 4 (38:39):
You think about the space race and who else will
be at the International Space Station. You're right, and it's
normally a lot of Russian people along with the Chinese.

Speaker 3 (38:47):
Could I try a Russian accenter now? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (38:50):
Actually, like, just no accents.

Speaker 3 (38:53):
I know what I want to talk about.

Speaker 2 (38:54):
The building rounded now all right? Question number two? Question
number two?

Speaker 1 (39:05):
What is Shaggy's real name in Scooby Doo?

Speaker 3 (39:09):
I have no clue. Bill, do you have an idea?
Is real name?

Speaker 6 (39:17):
Nor?

Speaker 3 (39:17):
Bill Rogers?

Speaker 2 (39:18):
Hey? Bill, let me ask you something.

Speaker 1 (39:20):
Did you just google that right now on your phone?

Speaker 3 (39:27):
This is why I wanted to know what the rules
that Z.

Speaker 8 (39:32):
But I'm not gonna stopading have.

Speaker 2 (39:37):
That point alright, think anyway?

Speaker 3 (39:41):
Bill, Shout out your buddy who's sitting right next to you.
This is Gary.

Speaker 5 (39:50):
What's going on?

Speaker 3 (39:51):
Gary? Nice little team effort here?

Speaker 2 (39:53):
Bill and Gary have rascals.

Speaker 3 (39:55):
Let's get to number three.

Speaker 1 (40:00):
What Hogwarts house is known to be intelligent and creative?

Speaker 3 (40:06):
Intelligent and creative?

Speaker 2 (40:07):
Come on?

Speaker 3 (40:08):
Is it hufflepuff?

Speaker 1 (40:10):
No?

Speaker 4 (40:10):
Wow, sorry my bad, I trigger happy intelligent.

Speaker 3 (40:18):
But hulffle puffs are creative.

Speaker 2 (40:20):
And what I said was intelligent and creative. Say the name? Yeah, Bill,
and Gary, it's raven Claw. We already know that.

Speaker 1 (40:29):
You know that with your little internet machine, another job
being taken by the robots, and also Gary teamed up
with the robots.

Speaker 3 (40:41):
God's good question question for Jesus Christ.

Speaker 2 (40:48):
What is James Bond's code name?

Speaker 3 (40:51):
Come on, come on, I got this one.

Speaker 5 (40:54):
It's double O seven.

Speaker 1 (40:56):
Gary, Bill, did you want to go ahead and tell
us whether or not he got that right?

Speaker 3 (41:00):
That's correct.

Speaker 2 (41:07):
You can't say you want I'm fair and square. But
you did win those Wolves tickets.

Speaker 3 (41:12):
Way to go, team. You better be taking Gary.

Speaker 4 (41:16):
I was gonna say, Bill, are you taking Gary with
you to see the Wolves game as they take on
the Ice Hogs on Saturday?

Speaker 3 (41:23):
If he buys the alcohol, it's a good move. It's
a good move.

Speaker 2 (41:26):
Hey, Bill and Gary.

Speaker 1 (41:27):
I do need to see both of you at Thirst
Today Live. That's a fuzzy lime brewing company in Indiana
on May first, so I can shoot you with NERF
guns in person, because you both know you deserve that,
right the hell yeah, and I will shoot you there.

Speaker 4 (41:44):
It is also where do you guys work? Are you
just hanging out in a truck today?

Speaker 3 (41:50):
We work at a Johnstone supplying in Donald's Brow. Oh nice,
shout out, shout out, well hotel and distributor.

Speaker 2 (41:57):
Are you sure you don't work with Google.

Speaker 3 (42:01):
Partners. I've actually one tickets with you guys before. I'm
the guy that had the author teen ear engagement. Oh
oh yeah, we're working on fourteen now. I'm not here
to judge. I think maybe if a lot of people

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get married, they would still be together. Well done, gentlemen.

Speaker 4 (42:26):
We will have more Chicago Wolf's tickets to give away
the rest of this weekend. Fun to the head. Everybody,
make sure you go and get your tickets at ticketmaster
dot com. And no, Rocky the Rooster has made his
return and will have that keyword for one thousand dollars
in just now.

Speaker 3 (42:43):
It just ites on Rock ninety five five. It's time
to dark out. Yeah, this has been one of those weekends.

Speaker 4 (42:53):
Nor weekend after C two we two, I went in
and dug in on Daredevil Born Again. Got all cut
up because the season finale is tomorrow night. This is
the offshoot of the Daredevil Netflix series that is now
on a Disney Plus. And might I say it is
much better than a Netflix series.

Speaker 2 (43:15):
Where he finds God. No, he's born again?

Speaker 3 (43:19):
No, okay, might jump over the canyons on the motorcycle.

Speaker 2 (43:24):
We haven't no.

Speaker 4 (43:25):
Okay, So Daredevil is the blind superhero who has enhanced
blind hearing basically echo location, kind of like Batman, but
he uses it to see, okay, or like a bat
like a bat but he uses it to see that
is not a Batman. Nerds, don't come at me for

(43:47):
just simplifying it so shortly. But the Netflix series was
very highly acclaimed for how good it was, and I
think Disney Plus did outdo themselves with this one. Get
caught up watch the whole thing. It is absolutely amazing. Also,
last night, season two of Last of Us hit Max
and this is based off of the video game on PlayStation.

(44:09):
Whereas post Apocalyptic World where zombies have basically taken over Yeah, I.

Speaker 3 (44:14):
Don't like that stuff.

Speaker 4 (44:15):
Again, it's a very simplified explanation for the zombies all
but this is This also stars Pedro Pascal and Bella Ramsey.
They have great on screen chemistry from season one and
then you see a lot of clips of them floating
around together and they're just naturally good friends. I am
actively finishing Last of Us Part two the video game,

(44:36):
in an effort to finish it before the season ends so.

Speaker 3 (44:38):
That I can just be caught up and know what's
going on.

Speaker 5 (44:40):
As the show goes.

Speaker 4 (44:42):
It's got a lot of critical thought because not everyone
likes the sequel to the video game as much. But
we'll be interested to see how HBO Max takes this
one because video games have been top tier lately. You
have Minecraft movie that just came out.

Speaker 3 (44:57):
Everybody absolutely loving that. That's a fun in theater experience.
What's the line that makes everybody throw their stuff all over?

Speaker 5 (45:06):
Chicken Jockey?

Speaker 3 (45:07):
Chicken jockey?

Speaker 1 (45:08):
What?

Speaker 3 (45:09):
Yeah? In the movie they sing a song I believe
and they say no, it's in just the word, So
they say chicken jockey, and apparently all the kids in
the theater like throw their popcorn and soda and like
just try like they're shutting down theaters because of it.

Speaker 2 (45:22):
Oh, I bet the parents love the Sorry yeah.

Speaker 4 (45:24):
Mine Minecraft right, Yes, I get excited. Is absolutely a
lot going on. But if you're looking.

Speaker 3 (45:29):
For two new shows to stream, Chicken Jockey.

Speaker 1 (45:32):
No no, no, there's there right now closing Chaos and
last Us.

Speaker 3 (45:39):
It's like, don't you say it again, I'll turn the
radio off.

Speaker 5 (45:42):
And before you say it again, ninety five minutes.

Speaker 4 (45:45):
Commercial Free Music is next on Rock ninety five to five,
Chicken Jockey.

Speaker 1 (45:48):
Take me down to the Winding City where the grass
is legal and the skylines pretty.

Speaker 2 (45:54):
It's hurting money. You hit the ball.

Speaker 5 (45:56):
I like that one.

Speaker 2 (45:57):
I don't accept.

Speaker 3 (45:58):
Sorry, that is not that was my point worthy? Oh
really no, wait it wasn't.

Speaker 1 (46:03):
First of all, I don't accept Michael's points, so that's fine.
But how is that not points worthy?

Speaker 5 (46:07):
You've done better?

Speaker 3 (46:08):
That was good.

Speaker 2 (46:08):
It doesn't matter. We're getting hung out, but on the
wrong thing. It's the morning mash. But on Rocket ninety
five to five, let's talk about the thing we want
to talk about.

Speaker 4 (46:14):
Yes, if you missed the Blue Origin launch, it happened
and they've landed already.

Speaker 2 (46:19):
Blue Origin being the launch.

Speaker 4 (46:21):
That featured Gail King, Katie Perry and a slew of
other women who went up into the stratosphere.

Speaker 3 (46:29):
This is Jeff Bezos company, space Elon, Musco, star Starlink
or Starship. What is it? It's not Starlink, Starlink is
the star Trek. Yeah, sure, what is this company? Why
am I blanket on that? But anyway, Jeff Bezos has
the same type of thing. They're sort of doing a
little space tour.

Speaker 2 (46:46):
It's the dog Rocket did they go up in the
dong rocket.

Speaker 3 (46:49):
I wondered if they changed the shape of it because
last time they went up it looks like a penis.

Speaker 5 (46:52):
They didn't.

Speaker 3 (46:53):
It didn't.

Speaker 1 (46:54):
That's hilarious because they're like touting this as an all
female space flight, but they sent up the women in
a doll rockets, so like, you know, how feminist?

Speaker 2 (47:02):
Can we really be here?

Speaker 3 (47:03):
But they're having a hard time finding a place to eat.
What you know, you ever asked a woman where to eat? Oh,
she's got to ask the pilot. No, I don't know
where it goes to let him sit in this. It's SpaceX.

Speaker 2 (47:17):
It's just SpaceX promosome, you know what I'm like?

Speaker 1 (47:23):
Anyway, Okay, oh some points there, So that's where the
points were good enough for you? Maras, all right, so
tell me more about the Blue Origin launch.

Speaker 4 (47:34):
I think all of us kind of picture space tourism
is lasting more than eleven minutes?

Speaker 3 (47:39):
Is that all it lasted?

Speaker 5 (47:41):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (47:41):
Which the amount of fuel that they have to go
through just to get that launch out of the atmosphere
and into space to just be up there and be
like okay, well we did it.

Speaker 2 (47:52):
Then write back.

Speaker 4 (47:52):
Down right and like I'm not doing this. I'm never
signing up. I will not be participating in this. But
I think it's cool.

Speaker 3 (47:59):
I have an idea. Oh no, what if Katy Perry
goes up and then when she comes down, we all
just pretend like we don't know her, Like no one
goes to her concerts, no one buys anything of hers.
I're just like, hey, Katie, what's up?

Speaker 2 (48:14):
Okay, but look at her? Have you tried to ignore
Katy Perry before?

Speaker 3 (48:18):
It's true? That's true.

Speaker 2 (48:21):
I hope there was. Sydney Sweeny.

Speaker 1 (48:23):
You have your favorite singer and your favorite actress.

Speaker 2 (48:27):
She kissed Sydney Sweeny.

Speaker 3 (48:28):
We wish put thoughts in my head right now?

Speaker 2 (48:31):
Is that a new thought for you?

Speaker 5 (48:33):
Yes, you're going to be okay.

Speaker 2 (48:35):
I'm going to expand your imaginary horizon.

Speaker 3 (48:37):
No, no, would you go up in space? Murray all
all women's space situation here? Would you go up? It's
only eleven minutes?

Speaker 1 (48:45):
Probably not? I am very interested in space. Could you
stay up for eleven minutes? Michael, it's only I'm really
interested in space? But no, No, we're moving along.

Speaker 2 (49:04):
SCC is listening right now.

Speaker 1 (49:07):
However, I don't know, because space is not hospitable to life,
like quite famously, maybe when we have it a little
more figured out. But I feel like Challenger wasn't that
long ago. I'm surprised Katie was comfortable going up.

Speaker 5 (49:19):
Challenger was like in the early nineties. I was almost
that long ago.

Speaker 3 (49:23):
They also only go a little ways out. They're not
going like to the moon. Now, if I could go
to the moon and walk around, that'd be fun. I'd
be into that.

Speaker 2 (49:31):
We should keep you there, just leave me, like.

Speaker 3 (49:34):
Hey, does anybody know where Michael is? I'm waving from
the moon jumping up and now.

Speaker 1 (49:39):
The best thing about you is that, like we wouldn't
be able to like punish you.

Speaker 2 (49:42):
You'd be like, oh, no, I'm on the moor. They
got racks here.

Speaker 3 (49:45):
You're talking about the Challenger explosion. Yeah that was eighty six.

Speaker 2 (49:49):
Yeah, not that long ago.

Speaker 5 (49:50):
That's thirty eight years ago.

Speaker 2 (49:52):
It wasn't that long ago.

Speaker 5 (49:53):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (49:53):
I don't know what kind of sense of time you
have and.

Speaker 1 (49:56):
The grand scheme of things, Well, time doesn't exist, as
you know from all your space knowledge and the relativity fair.

Speaker 3 (50:02):
Yeah, it's not a bad point. But basically you're going, no,
I'm not going okay, I'm not to it's better.

Speaker 2 (50:08):
I'm certainly not going in the dog rocket.

Speaker 3 (50:11):
Come on, you know. If I'm going, it's definitely in
the dog rocket.

Speaker 2 (50:15):
Michael, you are a dog rocket.

Speaker 4 (50:18):
We are ninety five minutes commercial free inside the Morning
Mash Pit on Rock ninety five five.

Speaker 5 (50:23):
I am Maris.

Speaker 3 (50:24):
I am Maria Palmer, Michael, And on the way, the
rooster is back, Rocky is back.

Speaker 5 (50:29):
Yeah, I see about.

Speaker 3 (50:32):
Twenty minutes away.

Speaker 2 (50:34):
Wow, someone's choking up checking out.

Speaker 6 (50:39):
There.

Speaker 4 (50:39):
It is all right, twenty minutes away from one thousand
dollars with your keyword, Michael, what's going on?

Speaker 3 (50:45):
Yeah, listen. I don't really like Coachella. I don't really
like the people that go to Coachella. And it's not
really my vibe, except that we did have some interesting
things happened. Like Green Day performed and as they were
closing out their performance, a firework went haywire. And now
these are the fireworks at Coachella. These are big. You've
seen them at Lollapalooza the linkin eighty two last year,
the fireworks going off. These are not small fireworks. Somehow

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one of the things tipped and it shot one into
the crowd. Oh, you could see video of it online.
It looks like a like a missile coming through the air.
And yeah, it was so big that when it went off,
it hit a palm tree and lit the palm tree
on fire. They had to evacuate, bringing fire trucks to
put the tree out. Wow.

Speaker 2 (51:28):
Fire palm is what they used to call me in college.

Speaker 3 (51:31):
That's good.

Speaker 2 (51:32):
Did anyone get hurt?

Speaker 3 (51:34):
Uh, not that we know of, so I'm assuming no.
It didn't say it just said no word on injuries.
But if somebody had been burnt to death, we would
have known about it.

Speaker 2 (51:42):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (51:43):
So yeah, lolla plus happened over the weekend. A bunch
of garbage or Coachella, excuse me, it happened over the weekend.
A bunch of garbage artists we don't care about, but if.

Speaker 5 (51:50):
You we do.

Speaker 3 (51:50):
Weezer on a number news was there what because I.

Speaker 4 (51:55):
Said it a bunch of garbage artists we don't care about.

Speaker 2 (51:59):
Yeah, and Weezer.

Speaker 6 (52:01):
No.

Speaker 3 (52:02):
I mean there were some rock acts, but again there's
usually more than not, or you know, less rock acts
than there usually is. But Weezer, of course. The big
news last week bassis from Weezer's wife charged with attempted
murder after firing a gun apparently at police. I guess,
which is crazy. Yeah, that's still a thing. Yeah, but
he the guy from Weezer, was asked like, how are

(52:23):
you going, how are you doing and all this, and
he's like, we'll see at Coachella. I thought, there's no
way this guy plays the show. Of course, he played
the show been played.

Speaker 5 (52:32):
That also tells us how okay his wife is.

Speaker 2 (52:35):
Well, she's got used to this from her. She's just
like have you seen her?

Speaker 1 (52:38):
She's so hot, she's got like a half sleep, she's
got like the baby bangs and the red lipstick. Of
course she's a little crazy.

Speaker 3 (52:47):
Yeah it And no more updates on that. She does
have a court date set, but yeah, and he bailed
her out, so she's at home at least.

Speaker 2 (52:53):
Yeah, she's chilling.

Speaker 1 (52:55):
She's being a rock bassist's wife, own her gun on cops,
being a badass.

Speaker 3 (53:00):
Kind of rock.

Speaker 2 (53:00):
We don't condone it. Let me be so clear, dear listener.

Speaker 3 (53:03):
You don't need that charge. But yeah, there's that. And
find out everything else you need to know about the
rock world at rock nine chi dot com.

Speaker 2 (53:11):
And that was a rock report.

Speaker 7 (53:14):
Hell yeah, and the corporate shills came to me asked
that I add a new segment to the show, but
put a positive spin on the headlines.

Speaker 1 (53:24):
You know, we don't want to get dear listener all
down in the dumps. As if that wasn't an impossible ask.

Speaker 2 (53:29):
I said, well, of course, corporate shills, I will absolutely
do my job, and I did. This is bad news Bears.

Speaker 1 (53:39):
Five missing and one dead after boat capsized off coast
of Florida.

Speaker 5 (53:45):
That's one way to start.

Speaker 2 (53:46):
It's a positive spin.

Speaker 1 (53:48):
At least six hurt in a house explosion in Austin, Texas.

Speaker 5 (53:53):
Okay, do you hear that we're doing numbers?

Speaker 2 (53:55):
The house exploded, It just exploded.

Speaker 3 (54:00):
That's wild.

Speaker 1 (54:01):
Paralyzed man accused of kicking indoor.

Speaker 3 (54:04):
This is my neighbor. What instantly my favor?

Speaker 1 (54:07):
So many questions and you're not gonna get one of
the answers. Parents allegedly tied down and tattooed their children.
Sorry about the trauma, kiddo, but on the right side,
you're gonna look.

Speaker 3 (54:19):
Sick in high school eagle tattoo. All of this cool anchor.

Speaker 2 (54:24):
Has been bad News Bears.

Speaker 1 (54:27):
Speaking of animals, on Rock ninety five five, Maris do.

Speaker 2 (54:32):
You have anything coming up?

Speaker 5 (54:33):
Yeah, not kiss Bop, but Rocky is back.

Speaker 4 (54:37):
Day one of Rocky's return with one thousand dollars up
for grabs for you.

Speaker 5 (54:41):
That keyword is on the.

Speaker 3 (54:42):
Way with a study.

Speaker 2 (54:47):
There he is.

Speaker 1 (54:48):
It's the morning mash Pit on Rock ninety five to five.
Thank you boys, what's happening okay?

Speaker 3 (54:54):
Texts? Yeah, textst time, Ladies and gentlemen eight four four
A nine fifty. Why did you look at me like that? Michael? Well,
your eyes got real big, like you.

Speaker 1 (55:11):
Forging permission from dad. He's like, I know that it's
my turn, but I want Dad to intro me.

Speaker 3 (55:17):
I'm trying not to talk over people. I really am.
I got talked to you. It's your bit, had a meeting.
I just want to be careful.

Speaker 2 (55:27):
You can talk when it's your turn.

Speaker 3 (55:30):
Fifty. Let's get to the texts, Joe says. Can I
get a shout out to the badass boys and girls
of outcast Ink who crushed it at the Freestyle Wrestling
tournament yesterday.

Speaker 4 (55:40):
Shout out outcast Ink, Well done, ladies and gentlemen from
the two to one eleven minutes in Heaven on the
Dog Rocket.

Speaker 2 (55:51):
Gets five extra minutes on My dog Rocket.

Speaker 3 (55:54):
Katy Perry, Gail King, and a number of other ladies
went to space this morning. On Jeff bezos dog rocket.
It just looks like a it's phallically shaped or indeed
or vibrator shaved. It's true, it looks it's an You
know what these billionaires are They just making jokes. It's like,
you know what, dude, give me put a head on
that thing. If you had your own money. Yeah, I'd

(56:16):
be making so many jokes. Oh man, I would.

Speaker 1 (56:19):
Make a rocket that straight up was a dong and
have like a vein and everything, and I'd be.

Speaker 3 (56:24):
Like, what, hey, does that look like? Wasn't I didn't
they do that in an Austin Powers movie? Didn't you
watch off in Something Else? Gold Member? All right? From
the eight five to seven gold and that they said, Yes,
in Massachusetts you can. You have to be twenty one
to get a movie ticket. Anyone under must have an
adult with them to see any movie because of the

(56:45):
new Minecraft trend. Oh my god, wow, because the kids
are tearing up the Minecraft theaters. Okay, that's wild.

Speaker 1 (56:51):
You have to have an adult with you. Well, eighteen
is an adult. So if I'm twenty one. Can I
be like, Hey, here's my eighteen year old adult.

Speaker 3 (57:00):
From the three to two one. Kids Bop was never
a joke. It's a lifestyle. Correct take announcement.

Speaker 1 (57:07):
We're gonna have kids Bop tickets on our Thurstaday Live
event May first at Fuzzy Line Brewing Company and in
Johanna every fifteen minutes.

Speaker 5 (57:15):
At the bane of my entire.

Speaker 2 (57:17):
Existence, I should sing a kids Bop song there.

Speaker 3 (57:20):
Yeah, all started out as a joke, Lady, isn't.

Speaker 2 (57:23):
I started a joke? Adan, It got the whole world.

Speaker 3 (57:26):
Crying from the eight three too. Robot Horse, you say, oh,
Maria might become the leader of the robots if she
can get a hold of one. Nay, because you're a
horse girl, not a robot horse girl.

Speaker 2 (57:37):
No, no, no, I'll draw the line. A robot horse?

Speaker 3 (57:39):
Is it Seabiscuit? See what's your favorite?

Speaker 2 (57:41):
Okay? Well, Seabiscuit is great. But it's spirit Stallion of.

Speaker 1 (57:45):
The Cimarrona's voice by Matt Damon God, that's really he
adds my heart, you know.

Speaker 3 (57:49):
But yes, robot news that they are now doing robot Horse.

Speaker 4 (57:54):
This is starting to sound like a show South of
the Border that we'd have to pay extra money for.

Speaker 3 (58:00):
A robot horse.

Speaker 2 (58:01):
Why would it be south of the border.

Speaker 3 (58:04):
It's like a donkey show, is that talking about? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (58:06):
Yeah, oh oh, oh, yep, oh horse.

Speaker 2 (58:10):
Okay, well no it's different.

Speaker 1 (58:11):
First of all, spirits stelling of the Cimarron's refined mustang.

Speaker 2 (58:16):
I'm sorry, you don't get it. He's a gentleman.

Speaker 3 (58:19):
And finally the horses gentleman. Yeah, j horse. Good morning, guys, Marriss,
Mason and Queen Maria. How is C two E two?
And who's taller Maria or the Hobbits?

Speaker 1 (58:28):
Okay, first of all, clearly the Hobbits. Actually I don't
know hobbit height is. Oh no, I'm taller than the Hobbits.
They're only three feet six inches.

Speaker 5 (58:40):
Crazy.

Speaker 3 (58:40):
Congratulations Maria, I am five one.

Speaker 5 (58:43):
You tower over Hobbits.

Speaker 3 (58:44):
Yes I do. You can always get your texts in
eight four four fifty I, myself and Maria The White
Rock ninety five five Chicago's Rock Station, A Monday show
in the books. Maria, thank you for being here.

Speaker 2 (58:59):
Oh, you're welcome. I guess I don't like this at all.

Speaker 3 (59:02):
Maris, thank you for being here so well. Thank you. Michael.
I'm sorry, I just love doing the show with you guys,
if I'm being completely honest, we love doing the show
with such a highlight of my life and everything in general.
And this is such a great radio station. I just
had a blast today.

Speaker 4 (59:16):
Look anyway, all right, I don't know she hates compliments, okay,
so sorry.

Speaker 2 (59:22):
Yeah, yeah, you're appreciated.

Speaker 4 (59:24):
It's very hard for her to digest unless she sees
it coming.

Speaker 3 (59:27):
So like that, I.

Speaker 2 (59:33):
Would say this digestible whether I see.

Speaker 4 (59:35):
It or not.

Speaker 3 (59:42):
Anyway, Okay, what a hard time swallowing medicine too? Oh?

Speaker 5 (59:46):
Well, said I was.

Speaker 3 (59:48):
I'm trying to clean this up.

Speaker 1 (59:50):
No, no, no, clean it.

Speaker 2 (59:56):
Okay, okay, I don't know how to move on from this.

Speaker 3 (59:59):
We got right you the rooster back.

Speaker 4 (01:00:01):
He's going to get out of there with us all day,
and you got a thousand dollars you can win once
an hour throughout the rest of the day. So listen
for that keyword, chap x men.

Speaker 2 (01:00:13):
Oh, the bridge is in today.

Speaker 3 (01:00:15):
The bridge is next.

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