We're Going To Space!

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
And honestly, what is with these homies dissing my girl?
And why do they got a front?

Speaker 2 (00:06):
They don't. They're jealous.

Speaker 3 (00:07):
They jelly, they jelly.

Speaker 1 (00:09):
Oh you got another day of being exasperated by Michael
and lightly flirting with Mars on the morning Mash. But
my name is Maria Palmer.

Speaker 2 (00:17):
You're flirting with me. My name is Mayors.

Speaker 4 (00:19):
Lightly disaspiration station is in full effect on Michael.

Speaker 1 (00:24):
And you introduce yourself twice, isn't I'm Maria Palmer, i'ms Michael.

Speaker 2 (00:32):
Okay, that's where we stopped to train.

Speaker 3 (00:34):
Quick question.

Speaker 4 (00:35):
Actually, what if we sat our names the other way
around the road?

Speaker 3 (00:39):
Okay, yeah, you start, you go, I'm Michael.

Speaker 2 (00:42):
I have kids Bob tickets next week.

Speaker 1 (00:45):
Wow wow, I can't believe you actually used kids Bop
as it told to shut something down.

Speaker 2 (00:50):
For our new listeners. Maris, So your name, you've said it? Okay,
got it?

Speaker 3 (00:56):
Okay, I'm Maria Palmer.

Speaker 2 (00:59):
All right, okay, let's focus children. All right? What is today?
Free chasaw Friday?

Speaker 4 (01:11):
All right?

Speaker 2 (01:12):
So you know the drug? All right? Right? Energy? All right, okay,
let's get to it. That's the sounder, that's what you're
listening for yes, so you can win a chainsaw today.
I don't call you. There might have been some storm
damage yesterday as you need to take care of.

Speaker 5 (01:28):
And please do not dry snitch on this show because
we cannot protect you after whatever you say when you
win the chainsaw.

Speaker 3 (01:36):
And the courts can hear you.

Speaker 2 (01:37):
Yes, yes, they're listening more a little bit safety first,
but yes.

Speaker 5 (01:43):
We also have the offspring tickets, and we have the
Rock the Country festival going on in Michigan.

Speaker 2 (01:50):
The VIP upgrade happening today.

Speaker 4 (01:53):
So you can win in the eight o'clock hour, and
then you're in the running, which at the end of
the eight o'clock hour, we're gonna pull for the v
IP tickets.

Speaker 5 (02:00):
Correct And if you did win in Fun to the
Head this week, be listening around eight to fifty. Have
your phone ready. Around eight forty five, turn your ringer on. Yeah,
we're gonna be calling to get you those tickets, so
be ready. We're gonna have fun today.

Speaker 4 (02:13):
All kinds of stuff. We've got space races, we got
weird places to connect around Chicago, concerts, what's going on
town around this mon what's.

Speaker 2 (02:19):
Going on around town this weekend.

Speaker 1 (02:21):
I'm excited, and most importantly, we have commonly seen headlines
that you will hear different commentary on, like a radio morning.

Speaker 6 (02:30):
Show now w CHI Weather with Michael who likes moisture
readings way too much.

Speaker 2 (02:40):
Who doesn't like it moist?

Speaker 4 (02:42):
It was moist yesterday. The humidity that's in the air
is making things a little, uh.

Speaker 2 (02:47):
Little moist.

Speaker 1 (02:50):
You know what you're doing.

Speaker 4 (02:51):
You know it's gonna be hot again today. What is
wrong with the word moist? Why do people not like it?
It's a it is a little weird, I guess. But
look at your face. You look like you just had
a lemon on your tongue.

Speaker 1 (03:00):
There's something about it that sounds like it sounds like
medical and messy.

Speaker 4 (03:08):
The humidity's back, okay, right, we went through the winter. Yeah,
I was running humidifiers, like turning my place into a jungle.
And now it is back hot yesterday, gonna be hot
again today. I have eighty one and then sunny early,
little clouds and wind later. By the way, that storm
last night was kind of wild, insane. Yeah, don't remember
you bringing that up yesterday, weather man.

Speaker 2 (03:30):
I did say a possible passing shower. Yeah, are you
team garbage man? Dan, your team.

Speaker 3 (03:37):
I'm absolutely garbage Bandan.

Speaker 5 (03:40):
Yeah, so that everybody knows garbage Mandan. It's very critical,
that's cycles weather.

Speaker 3 (03:47):
I don't like to be the representation for garbage.

Speaker 2 (03:54):
All right, Well, I'm doing my best.

Speaker 4 (03:55):
So this afternoon it's gonna be wendy just like yesterday.
Some clouds rolling in, a chance of a shower for
your drive home. But tomorrow looking pretty good, partly sonny
and a high of sixty seven, so a little cooler
but nice for the Crosstown Classic this weekend.

Speaker 3 (04:07):
Okay, that's good, Garbage Mandan. If you have thoughts, we
would love you to we you know.

Speaker 2 (04:11):
The number I saw page We want to hear from you,
rock and ninety five to five. Who's this?

Speaker 7 (04:21):
Yeah? This is garbage man Dan. He just told me
to call in.

Speaker 2 (04:25):
Oh what's going on? Garbage man Dan?

Speaker 3 (04:28):
Did you hear Michael's weather report?

Speaker 7 (04:30):
Uh? Yeah, slight chance for storms yesterday. Meanwhile I wake
up and uh, you know, trees are down, power lines
are down.

Speaker 3 (04:38):
Nice job, God damn right, garbage Manda. Hey, buddy, do
you think that you could do a better job with
the with the weather?

Speaker 7 (04:47):
I think next time he's got a storm gig I
should be able to come in and do the weather report,
because you.

Speaker 3 (04:51):
Know, this is not a hand what a great idea.

Speaker 7 (04:54):
I like that all started when a bad storm a
couple of weeks ago, and uh, he says, yeah, the
planes are grounded. I've been airport while I'm driving by.

Speaker 2 (05:02):
Listen. We were just listening to the news on that one.
Literally they were saying it. By the way, Ah, so garbage, man, Dan,
where are you? Where do you live?

Speaker 7 (05:10):
To the south side city by Midwareport?

Speaker 2 (05:12):
Okay? Cool?

Speaker 4 (05:12):
All right, So that's interesting because it is a little
The area we cover is so big that sometimes it
can be cloudy over there and it's sunny over here,
which I'm realizing.

Speaker 2 (05:19):
But you can go screw yourself. I will nail these
traffic reports from now on. But here's what I do.

Speaker 4 (05:27):
Propose something to you. Sure on Monday, call us at
six am sharp. It's got to be maybe even five
point fifty, and you can do the weather for that
day and we'll run it on the show and everybody
can see how your weather report does.

Speaker 7 (05:42):
It's got to be.

Speaker 4 (05:46):
Yes, garbage, We'll see man, Dad.

Speaker 3 (05:49):
We will talk to you on Monday, sir.

Speaker 2 (05:52):
I think that's worthy of a high five. Now, I
don't believe it is.

Speaker 3 (05:56):
Also, I'm sorry for cursing. He deserves it. Yeah, garbage
man Dan up top, my guy, high five. You get
a fifty dollars gift card to Capri Cafe. Get you
a little bit of parafun.

Speaker 2 (06:10):
Hell, my team is doubled.

Speaker 3 (06:12):
Your team has doubled.

Speaker 4 (06:13):
Yes, there's no two of us, Me and Homeboy from Canada.
He's supporting team.

Speaker 2 (06:18):
Michael.

Speaker 3 (06:18):
Oh, you're talking about the text that was sent in
your weather team.

Speaker 2 (06:23):
Yes, my weather team. There's two teams amassing themselves here.

Speaker 3 (06:29):
Yes, from the nine to five.

Speaker 1 (06:30):
Leave my buddy Michael alone, Maria, don't help garbage man Dan.

Speaker 3 (06:36):
You've got support from Canada. Michael, Oh, Canada. You you
get my weather twenty four hours before I do.

Speaker 1 (06:43):
Lol, Ken from Canada and that is why garbage Man
Dan is getting the high five and not Ken from Canada.

Speaker 2 (06:50):
Here we go, can from Canada can't get it anyway.

Speaker 1 (06:54):
So oh well, maybe Ken from Canada can get it,
just probably not the five.

Speaker 2 (07:00):
Oh my goodness, we need T shirts for this.

Speaker 3 (07:05):
I like it a lot versus weather Boy.

Speaker 2 (07:09):
You're over here fighting with listeners and I couldn't. I
couldn't love it anymore.

Speaker 1 (07:13):
Soon it's going to be like the one hundred men
versus a gorilla, except he's a giraffe.

Speaker 2 (07:19):
Oh Jesus, yesterday we got schedules we did for riot Fest.

Speaker 3 (07:28):
Festival season is upon us.

Speaker 5 (07:29):
The one thing I hate more about adulting is actively
having to plan adulting.

Speaker 3 (07:36):
Yeah, I just don't do it.

Speaker 1 (07:37):
I don't No. I like to just kind of fly
by the seat of my ass like everyone else around me.
Will have enough of the schedule that I know that
things will stay on the rails, and.

Speaker 2 (07:46):
I'm not going to be the one to like their schedule.

Speaker 3 (07:49):
Then I go do whatever I want.

Speaker 2 (07:50):
What if you don't know what's happening.

Speaker 1 (07:52):
Then I go find out what's happening. I've never ever
abided by a schedule, probably.

Speaker 4 (07:58):
Brain so as we only really a couple of rock
bands playing Lolla Palouza this year. M cag the Elephant
Thursday six forty five. You don't want to smooth on
the bud Light stage and then Corn eight thirty Friday night,
bud Light stage. So there's your Lollapalooza.

Speaker 3 (08:15):
It's like singing a thick skull.

Speaker 2 (08:17):
Let's go over to riot Fast here.

Speaker 3 (08:22):
Adding wrinkles to your brain would be like making you smarter.

Speaker 7 (08:25):
I know.

Speaker 4 (08:26):
So Riot Fast Friday, we found it weird. Weird al
was playing Friday right before Blank one eighty two at
riot Fest. But also they could do the stages where
they overlap a little bit, like they're.

Speaker 2 (08:35):
On different side.

Speaker 3 (08:36):
I'm gonna run from one to the other.

Speaker 2 (08:38):
And I could be wrong, but I think they're the
stages that are actively right next to you. Oh great,
that'd be even better.

Speaker 4 (08:42):
Oh so they would be playing one what's going to
end and the other one's going to play next, which
would beauty because the crowd's already there for the closer
and all that stuff. Yeah, that's super cool. And then
we got so Saturday weez Aer Jack White, Sex, Pistols,
Beach Boys, drop Kick, Murphy's and so much high on
I know, right, And then Sunday we'll start from the
bottom Gym Class Heroes. I know, I do.

Speaker 2 (09:05):
Miss I didn't see that either, what a bit.

Speaker 3 (09:07):
I didn't even know that they were doing stuff still.

Speaker 4 (09:09):
So Sundays Jim Class Heroes, Hanson, The Linda Linda's, The
Academy is Bad, Religion, and Green Day.

Speaker 3 (09:15):
I love the Academy is there.

Speaker 1 (09:16):
Okay, So all American rejects are doing this house tour
thing right now, which I think is really cool. They're
going to like house parties and playing awesome. Before that,
William Beckett of the Academy is was literally playing in
people's living rooms. He was doing private shows and you
could like book him to legitimately just like come play
in your house. I think this might have been during COVID.

Speaker 2 (09:36):
Now riot Fest and now riot go for him. That's awesome.

Speaker 3 (09:39):
I love the Academy is Lover's here. Thank god.

Speaker 4 (09:45):
The Rock ninety five to five Merch Booth is open
now at Rock nine five five chi dot com. Get
yourself some new gear maybe for upcoming concert season. Very
exciting stuff once again, Rock nine five five CCHI dot Com.

Speaker 2 (09:57):
Technology it's the SI every time.

Speaker 3 (10:00):
Everywhere.

Speaker 1 (10:02):
Everyone's got a phone in their pocket or a computer
in front of their face, and anything that's made for
you can be turned against you and say, oh, I
don't know an inevitable human.

Speaker 2 (10:12):
Messes Rava Wall News from the front of the Inevitable
Human Robot War.

Speaker 3 (10:18):
We know insurance inspectors.

Speaker 1 (10:20):
They walk around, they have their little clipboards, they take
their little notes, except soon now they don't because insurers
are now using drones to check things out. The original
idea was for an efficient way to assess damage after
natural disasters, but drones also give insurance companies an easy
way to inspect your roof or to look for undeclared

(10:41):
additions in your yard, such as a deck or a pool.

Speaker 2 (10:44):
Oh, leave me alone, it's my yard. How long would
that do?

Speaker 8 (10:48):
We were okay with them for a second, but now
they're going to discover your pool, and if they find
something that wasn't in your original rider, you could get
noticed that you're right is going up, or that you're
being dropped altogether.

Speaker 3 (11:01):
Before you ask. In most places, it's perfectly legal.

Speaker 2 (11:05):
Wow. Yeah, oh my goodness.

Speaker 3 (11:07):
Yeah, so drones for insurance companies, what do we think?

Speaker 2 (11:10):
Boys, I'm not okay with this, but I just want
my pool. Leave me alone. At first, I was like, yeah,
you know, they could serve it. Oh no, they can
see everything.

Speaker 3 (11:20):
You know, and that is how they get you.

Speaker 1 (11:22):
Oh no, I don't think that I even need to
give the axiation because you're absolutely right.

Speaker 3 (11:26):
Oh did you think you were hunting your pool?

Speaker 2 (11:30):
Not from our drones?

Speaker 3 (11:31):
And by the way, our drones can drop everything.

Speaker 1 (11:34):
Next thing you know, your pool's been bombed in the
inevitable human versus robot war.

Speaker 2 (11:38):
This was news from the front of the inevitable human
robot war.

Speaker 3 (11:46):
All right, we've got a chainsaw against a robot.

Speaker 5 (11:50):
We're gearing you up to be ready for the human
robot war with this chainsaw. A four four, nine, five, five,
ninety five fifty collars. Ten you got the chainsaw on
free chasaw right rocked ninety five five? Are we speaking
with Frank?

Speaker 9 (12:11):
Yes, sir.

Speaker 2 (12:12):
How were you doing today?

Speaker 9 (12:16):
Not too bad. I just got into work.

Speaker 2 (12:18):
Oh where do you work at?

Speaker 9 (12:21):
I actually worked for Union Pacific Railroad.

Speaker 2 (12:23):
Oh what do you do?

Speaker 9 (12:25):
I'm a driver and machine operator.

Speaker 2 (12:28):
Wow?

Speaker 9 (12:28):
Oh cool?

Speaker 2 (12:29):
I thought you were gonna tell us you are a
conductor of some sort.

Speaker 9 (12:33):
Unfortunately I'm on the track side.

Speaker 5 (12:35):
Okay, probably keeps you a lot more local, but also
with a heavy need for a chainsaw.

Speaker 3 (12:45):
Well, and frankly you deserve it cha.

Speaker 2 (12:51):
Yes, now, Frank, what plans do you have for said
chainsaw now that you've won one? Oh?

Speaker 9 (12:56):
Well, after that microburst last night, I have a lot
of dead brands the cutdown and up for some firewood.

Speaker 1 (13:03):
What do you mean microburst? It was a passing shower.
What do you think about Michael's weather reports.

Speaker 9 (13:15):
I have to agree with Garbageming.

Speaker 2 (13:26):
I'll tell you what to do with that chainsaw, buddy.

Speaker 1 (13:30):
Sorry, Michael, we have fun here, Frank, speaking of armies,
do you think the chainsaw would be on the human
side or the robot side during the inevitable human versus
robot war?

Speaker 9 (13:44):
So I'm gonna go with the human side because it's
a mechanical electric.

Speaker 1 (13:49):
Mechanical versus electric. Okay, so if we get smart chainsaws
that we're in danger to the chainsaw all over for
the humans.

Speaker 5 (14:02):
Well, congratulations, go ahead, he said. Indeed, a wonderful Well,
congratulations to you, Frank. You got our first chainsaw the day.
One more popping up today as it is.

Speaker 2 (14:13):
Free chasa fright rock ninety five to five.

Speaker 5 (14:20):
We are about an hour away from rocking his first
keyword of the day. Really, it's not funny, but on
the news in the studio we're actively seeing footage of
all the storm damage from Michael's showers.

Speaker 2 (14:39):
There is houses, there are trees and houses. Hey, by
the way, I've just looked it up.

Speaker 4 (14:48):
That was a place called Gardener which is sixty miles away.

Speaker 2 (14:52):
There's still the next time.

Speaker 1 (14:53):
You hear Michael say chance of a passing shower during
the weather report on Rock ninety five five, assume he's
not going to bathe that day. Take it has nothing
to do with the weather. Clearly in the basement.

Speaker 3 (15:05):
Anyway.

Speaker 1 (15:06):
Hey, you know how China and rush our buddies or whatever. Yeah,
that's about all my foreign policy. They signed a deal
last week to build a nuclear power plant on the
Moon by twenty thirty six.

Speaker 2 (15:18):
I believe there's a movie about this, right.

Speaker 1 (15:21):
I, for one, welcome the addition of a death star
into our solar system.

Speaker 3 (15:26):
They want to power their joint lunar base.

Speaker 2 (15:29):
Do we remember what happened with the death Star?

Speaker 3 (15:33):
It got exploded?

Speaker 1 (15:35):
No, before that, oh they killed a planet? Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
that's what I don't like it. Well, maybe they were
asking for it, you know.

Speaker 3 (15:45):
Yeah, Well maybe they shouldn't have been so rebellious.

Speaker 1 (15:48):
I'm a sith. I don't know you want aiming to
power their joint lunar base, the International Lunar Research Station.
The reactor, likely Russian married, will produce half a megawat
of electricity, enough for a small moon settlement.

Speaker 2 (16:01):
I want to know how big a small moon settlement is.

Speaker 3 (16:04):
Small If.

Speaker 4 (16:08):
If there was a bubble on the Moon and you
could go live there, would you No, No, there's just
nothing there. Well this is They're going to mine a
bunch of stuff there too. So this moon south Pole,
I guess, is packed with water, ice reserves, valuable resources
like helium three and other things for sustaining long term
human presence on the Moon. So they would sort of
use that stuff to keep the colony going or whatever

(16:29):
you call it.

Speaker 2 (16:29):
So I know we're running out of helium. So everybody
can talk funny, but.

Speaker 1 (16:33):
I just struck some helium. We're on the moon.

Speaker 3 (16:35):
That's just have fun.

Speaker 2 (16:36):
Wow, helium?

Speaker 3 (16:38):
Do you wear a report like thattend?

Speaker 1 (16:42):
I'm not me, Like, if they want to sustain me
long term, they're going to have to get a taco
bell on that.

Speaker 3 (16:47):
I'm not saying anywhere without a Baja blash.

Speaker 2 (16:52):
Delicious. It's coming, It's gonna happen, is it.

Speaker 3 (16:55):
Would you live on the moon?

Speaker 2 (16:56):
No, no, no, no no, that's not all my list
of things.

Speaker 4 (17:00):
I would love to float around. I just want to
be like halfway gravity halfway not so I can fly.

Speaker 3 (17:06):
You'd be eating the moon rocks and you'd be like,
I've been lying to rocks.

Speaker 2 (17:10):
Not one of these are cheap.

Speaker 5 (17:13):
Here's a bit only plug there, Friday Plug right now,
Friday Plug.

Speaker 3 (17:23):
I love a good Friday Plug.

Speaker 5 (17:25):
It's the Offspring Jimmy World Newfound Glory, and like, I know,
I'm excited about Lincoln Park.

Speaker 2 (17:32):
But I'm very excited about this show. Yeah. August sixteenth
at Credit Union one amphitheater with the bat to bang
the bang, digging Diggy.

Speaker 3 (17:41):
Nope, not that one.

Speaker 2 (17:43):
How about different? Just go with the offspring here?

Speaker 3 (17:45):
Yeah, so we're doing the Offspring.

Speaker 4 (17:47):
Oh, I know.

Speaker 2 (17:48):
I was just excited.

Speaker 3 (17:50):
Been singing kid Rock.

Speaker 2 (17:51):
Sometimes I like to ball with the bar at random times.
You know what, I want you to ba with the
bar around eightish around the Can we do that? Okay?

Speaker 3 (18:00):
Right now we're doing a.

Speaker 2 (18:01):
Loll we go.

Speaker 7 (18:07):
Four four.

Speaker 5 (18:11):
Eight, four, four nine, five five ninety five fifty b
collar ten for the World's most Difficult question for you
to win those offspring tickets all with the I can't
stand either one of you today Rock ninety five five?
Are we speaking with Randy? Hey, Randy, how are you

(18:33):
doing today?

Speaker 7 (18:35):
It's not too bad.

Speaker 2 (18:36):
Well, happy Friday as well.

Speaker 5 (18:39):
We got you in line to win these offspring tickets
for the super Charge Worldwide Tour coming to Tinley Park
on August sixteenth. A band by the name.

Speaker 2 (18:49):
Of Jimmy Eat World's gonna be there. A band by
the name of Newfound Glory is going to be there.
So for you mean that sounds really nice? Good good Randy,
But you do have to answer the world's most difficult question.
Do don do? I'm feeling random? Are you?

Speaker 4 (19:08):
Thank you?

Speaker 2 (19:09):
Are you ready?

Speaker 3 (19:10):
Randy's not feeling ready?

Speaker 5 (19:15):
Randy, I need you to name a team playing in
the Crosstown Classic this weekend.

Speaker 9 (19:25):
O jeez, that's a difficult one.

Speaker 7 (19:28):
How about the couch?

Speaker 2 (19:29):
Yes, you're going to The Offspring.

Speaker 5 (19:40):
It's the wrong show, Mike you but yes, you're going
to see The Offspring on August sixteenth at Credit Union
one Amphitheater.

Speaker 2 (19:49):
Who do you plan on taking with you to this show?

Speaker 9 (19:53):
My son?

Speaker 2 (19:53):
Thank you?

Speaker 3 (19:55):
Love that talking about Offspring?

Speaker 2 (19:57):
You know, thank you, thank shout your son. There's a
great one.

Speaker 5 (20:04):
Joe Joey, You're going to see The Offspring, And if
you want to be like Randy and Joey, be sure
to get your tickets at livenation dot com today.

Speaker 2 (20:14):
Five ish things you almost certainly need to know. It's
a hell of a community service. I'll tell you that much. Things.

Speaker 5 (20:25):
Just do it.

Speaker 2 (20:27):
I saw Michael move and I was like, he's got
to be up to something.

Speaker 4 (20:30):
No, my microphone was in a different spot, and if
I move it, you know, once some mis.

Speaker 2 (20:34):
Come on, it makes a bunch of mine anyway, So
I move myself.

Speaker 1 (20:37):
He's notably turning his back to the weather reports that
he doesn't see.

Speaker 2 (20:42):
Wasn't Hale yesterday?

Speaker 3 (20:44):
Yeah, there was only a chance of a passing shower.

Speaker 5 (20:45):
I think there's active proof on the TV right now
that there was Hale. Let's run through five things right now.
Miller Light is tinging up with Kingsford to bring back
a beer cole. This sold out in twenty twenty two
and twenty twenty three. Is a bold, smoky flavor with
a beer hint.

Speaker 3 (21:04):
To it, and honestly, I kind of want to try
it and like bold and smooky.

Speaker 5 (21:09):
Middle of Light is also teaming up with Pringles for
some summertimes collabs beer caned Chicken, beer, bray steak, and
grilled beer brought Pringles signed me.

Speaker 2 (21:20):
Up summer has arrived.

Speaker 5 (21:22):
Yes, okay, more food. PBR is collabing with Yancy Fancy.
It is a New York based cheesemaker. So you have
perhaps blue Ribbon beer flavored cheese. Oh yeah, you're welcome.

Speaker 3 (21:36):
Manyah, I know that I'm into Okay.

Speaker 2 (21:38):
Oh yeah, yep.

Speaker 5 (21:39):
It took six months to create this mashup and I
can't wait to find it.

Speaker 2 (21:43):
This weekend, Texas will be.

Speaker 5 (21:46):
Swarmed by a group of Kyles, all descending upon Lake
Kyle Park. This is the annual tradition where people named
Kyle come together to celebrate being Kyle. Now, they're not
trying to celebrate set a Guinness World Record this year
for the largest gathering of people with the same first name,
but all the Kyles are coming together to meet each.

Speaker 3 (22:07):
Other and probably play like paintball or something I've ever met.

Speaker 2 (22:11):
There's going to be some halo happening, for sure, Michael.
Next week.

Speaker 1 (22:15):
Yeah, we don't know what the weather's going to be,
they told us, but we have no idea.

Speaker 2 (22:19):
Still, there'll be a passing show.

Speaker 5 (22:25):
You can now make dinner reservations with Uber. One Table's
teaming up with Uber, so you can book reservations. Wow,
you're booking your ride, two said reservation, and they are
looking to provide discount codes as well.

Speaker 1 (22:40):
You know how Amazon started out as a book website. Yeah,
oh wow, yeah, Uber is becoming a version of Amazon.

Speaker 3 (22:47):
They used to just be the rides, and now you can.

Speaker 1 (22:49):
Get groceries, and now you can make reservations.

Speaker 2 (22:52):
My god, all the above, and this one's fun.

Speaker 5 (22:55):
A group of triplets have graduated from Monmouth University in.

Speaker 2 (23:00):
New Jersey is the name of the city. Thought you
were really struggling for a sex.

Speaker 3 (23:05):
Still stuck on the Old Jersey?

Speaker 5 (23:07):
Then, oh, my goodness, I don't know why New Jersey
caught me by Carolyn, Daniel and Michael, all twenty two
graduated from the same college. Carolyn wasn't initially at Monmouth,
but transferred in to join her brothers, and now they
are all planning to look for jobs and or study
in New York City.

Speaker 3 (23:27):
I hope they can all work at the same place.

Speaker 2 (23:29):
And confuse the hell out of everybody, or me trying
to say New Jersey.

Speaker 1 (23:33):
We don't know if they look like that's valid.

Speaker 2 (23:36):
I think like most triplets don't actually like end up
being identical.

Speaker 3 (23:40):
Well, there's one woman and two boys.

Speaker 2 (23:44):
Right, yeah, thank you for clarifying. I appreciate it. You're
welcome on the way on Rock ninety five to five.
We're going to talk about weird places you can connect
and meet that special someone.

Speaker 3 (23:54):
Now I got some weird places to connect.

Speaker 2 (23:55):
Let's go.

Speaker 3 (23:58):
You've got a promise not to stop when I say whin.

Speaker 2 (24:00):
Oh damn.

Speaker 3 (24:01):
Those are weird consent rules.

Speaker 1 (24:04):
You know.

Speaker 3 (24:04):
That's a hard bound. You got to promise not to
stop when I say what?

Speaker 2 (24:07):
Okay?

Speaker 3 (24:08):
So then what is your safe word?

Speaker 2 (24:09):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (24:10):
I think it means when you're like getting out of
a relationship, like I can't do this anymore.

Speaker 2 (24:14):
I can't, and baby, just keep trying with me.

Speaker 4 (24:16):
I'm a mess.

Speaker 2 (24:17):
O help me out here.

Speaker 3 (24:19):
No, go to therapy. Good morning, monjmen, I'm Rock ninety
five five boys. What are we doing?

Speaker 2 (24:24):
Sportshay? Hey, you're going to do sports this weekend, Maria.

Speaker 3 (24:29):
I'm going to root for the team from Chicago for
the sports.

Speaker 2 (24:33):
Well done at the game.

Speaker 5 (24:34):
If you had to pick a cardinal direction for which
team you're supporting, which one would that be?

Speaker 4 (24:39):
Up?

Speaker 2 (24:41):
She's too quick, but yeah, it's the Crossouth Classic. Is
this a weekend? What times first pitch, Marko.

Speaker 4 (24:51):
All every game is a one to twenty pitch, So
afternoon games, I'm going to the Sunday game so I
can be home in bed, sleep enough and be up
for Monday morning show.

Speaker 2 (25:00):
I love it. I love an afternoon game.

Speaker 1 (25:01):
Why wouldn't you go to the Saturday one of them?

Speaker 4 (25:03):
I don't want to go to the Saturday one because
it's cheaper to go to the Sunday games.

Speaker 3 (25:07):
Okay, I'm being honest with you, fair enough.

Speaker 2 (25:09):
Are you sure it wasn't weather related?

Speaker 9 (25:11):
No?

Speaker 4 (25:11):
No, we're good.

Speaker 2 (25:12):
Are you positive related? Look at that damages?

Speaker 4 (25:17):
I'm looking at the news damages left behind after what's
that say, passing storm?

Speaker 2 (25:21):
Okay, definitely, it's hard to do weather at four in
the morning.

Speaker 4 (25:27):
All right, speaking of weather, though, its supposed to be
nice this weekend for the Crosstown Classics.

Speaker 2 (25:32):
It's going to be in the high sixties.

Speaker 4 (25:33):
Be nice, well, Wendy, Sunday looking like the best day,
but Saturday might have a little thunder shower late.

Speaker 2 (25:39):
But say what now on Saturday, passing storm?

Speaker 1 (25:41):
Don't try to use sports right now to redo your weathers.

Speaker 2 (25:45):
It's too late.

Speaker 3 (25:46):
You've already locked.

Speaker 2 (25:47):
In for the day. Interesting story coming out of Bears
Cam football one.

Speaker 5 (25:54):
I'm not sure how this popped up or got going,
but news came down that Caleb Williams did not end
actually want to be a Chicago Bear.

Speaker 2 (26:02):
He haven't heard this, What is wrong?

Speaker 1 (26:07):
They came for showing on the TV behind Michael all
the damage.

Speaker 3 (26:12):
From the storms.

Speaker 4 (26:13):
They were literally showing people running for cover at the
Beyonce concert like the world was coming through an end.

Speaker 3 (26:20):
And I listened to his weather yesterday. He didn't even
say passing storm, start.

Speaker 2 (26:26):
Skych That's what it said very quickly.

Speaker 5 (26:36):
Caleb did not initially want to go be a Bear
when he was going to be drafted, but came Chicago,
did to visit changed his mind. But after a lot
of stories came out that Caleb was trying to watch film,
trying to learn, trying to get better, but he had
to do it by himself, that he didn't have anybody
to help him along to be able to decipher the

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film the way that he needed to.

Speaker 2 (26:59):
Really what kind of set the scene on.

Speaker 5 (27:01):
Why he initially didn't want to come to the Bears,
but looking at a much better situation with Ben Johnson
in town, looking very much forward to the off season.

Speaker 2 (27:11):
Maybe our nuts of line. I'm sorry, I said off season.
We are in the off season training training camp.

Speaker 3 (27:17):
Geez, wait, we're in the off season for football.

Speaker 5 (27:20):
Yeah, okay, all right, come on, you're going by this
time next year, you're gonna be so locked in.

Speaker 3 (27:26):
It's gonna be Why is there even an off season?
Turn it on?

Speaker 4 (27:31):
Not like that?

Speaker 2 (27:32):
Stop it.

Speaker 3 (27:33):
No, I don't accept those points this season.

Speaker 2 (27:36):
I don't want, as requested by Maria, want those points.
Turn it on.

Speaker 5 (27:42):
Go Cubs on the way. Next is that game we
play to the head on rock ninety five to five Cubs.

Speaker 2 (27:52):
Now, here's a bit only the jams come on, clear chamber.
There we go. Thank you.

Speaker 1 (28:02):
I'm just impressed he could get a shot off me too.

Speaker 2 (28:04):
That's okay, guys, old man guys.

Speaker 1 (28:07):
No, no, no, oh, it's weird for old people to
use NERF guns.

Speaker 2 (28:12):
Is that what you were going?

Speaker 1 (28:13):
And everything that we're saying is accurate?

Speaker 2 (28:15):
You know what it is? Today?

Speaker 5 (28:16):
FCC Rock the Country a festival for we the people
with Kid Rock, nickel Back, and Leonard Skinner, all happening
in Hastings, Michigan on June thirteenth and fourteenth. We're looking
for Caller ten to play Fun to the Head with
us to tribute game where we answer questions for you.
Eight four four nine ninety five fifty Be Caller ten
to play, and no you're not just getting these tickets,

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you're also qualifying for that VIP upgrade that is happening
later this hour.

Speaker 2 (28:43):
So be Caller ten eight four four nine five ninety
five fifty A. Michael ew Man, I is to be
and now Fun to the Head on. Yeah, don't worry
they're using nerve weapons. Are we speaking with Bruno so

(29:06):
early on a Friday? All right, Bruno, how's your Friday going?
It's going great. Ald love to hear it.

Speaker 5 (29:15):
Love to hear it. Welcome to Fun to the Head.
This is a trivia game where we answer questions for
you and up for grabs. Today is the We the People,
No the Rock, Come on the Rock the Country Festival
for there we go.

Speaker 2 (29:33):
I'm gonna I'm gonna get a highlighter for next week.

Speaker 5 (29:37):
This is with Kid Rock, Nickelback, Leonard Skinner, DJ sets
from Afro Man and the Yin Yang Twins.

Speaker 3 (29:44):
What a random like slew people?

Speaker 5 (29:47):
I like it so much, It's gonna be a great time.
But what we need to hear from you right now?
Is who do you want to answer questions for you?

Speaker 7 (29:55):
I think with.

Speaker 3 (29:58):
Oh the lovely all right, I will take the shots
for you, Bruno.

Speaker 2 (30:03):
All right, Michael, can you handle questions today? I can?
All right, fantastic, Here we go.

Speaker 1 (30:08):
I don't like the we're letting Michael get revenge. I've
been really mean to him today.

Speaker 2 (30:13):
Here we go.

Speaker 3 (30:14):
All right, sounded out?

Speaker 2 (30:16):
What US state is home to the rock and roll? Okay,
home please, let's yesterday? Here we go.

Speaker 1 (30:23):
Alright, Hey, what's the weather.

Speaker 4 (30:28):
Passing shot? What Weezer song has the iconic memed riff?

Speaker 3 (30:38):
That would be the buddy?

Speaker 4 (30:39):
Huh?

Speaker 2 (30:39):
Yeah, you got it? Well done, thank you.

Speaker 3 (30:42):
I'm on the internet a lot and I love Weezer.

Speaker 2 (30:44):
Bruno, you started off with a strong selection. You're feeling
great about this one, very good? Good.

Speaker 3 (30:51):
Don't feel good. I'm not confident.

Speaker 1 (30:53):
Oh wow, I'm gonna need here to probably come and
clutch with a couple of answers for me.

Speaker 2 (30:56):
Man, all right, here we go, a question too.

Speaker 1 (30:58):
I thank you, We're good good Bruno.

Speaker 3 (31:00):
Your faith is misguided, but thank you anyway.

Speaker 4 (31:04):
Every time what drink in fallout has its bottle caps
used as currency.

Speaker 2 (31:11):
They don't play Fallout?

Speaker 1 (31:12):
I don't know, Bruno, do you play Fallout? Do you
know anything about it? Do you know what the drink
is for the caps for currency?

Speaker 2 (31:25):
Five four three two?

Speaker 3 (31:29):
Googling?

Speaker 2 (31:29):
It's a ow ow ow really taking them right? Okay? Sure, okay.

Speaker 1 (31:43):
From wrong?

Speaker 2 (31:46):
This is a check yourself.

Speaker 1 (31:49):
You gave me a wrong weather for yesterday, sir Bruno,
I'm sorry, that's the answer.

Speaker 5 (31:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (32:00):
I was never going to get that in a millionaires. Okay, next,
all right, Oh.

Speaker 2 (32:03):
How much do you know about Pokemon? Maria?

Speaker 6 (32:05):
I know?

Speaker 2 (32:06):
So what was the first Pokemon created? Oh? Okay, I
will accept four answers here.

Speaker 3 (32:18):
I want to say, mew Is that technically correct?

Speaker 1 (32:22):
Like new?

Speaker 3 (32:23):
It was mew in canon?

Speaker 2 (32:25):
I think, Michael. What's the answer? Yeah? What answer is written?

Speaker 1 (32:29):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (32:34):
Not a big Pokemon guy. Okay, so yeah, go ahead, Bruno? Okay, yeah, yeah,
I'm a wait. So I saw shooting Maria?

Speaker 3 (32:47):
Okay, fine, how okay? Fine?

Speaker 2 (32:49):
The problem is that there's four answers to this question.

Speaker 3 (32:51):
Okay, so give me the four.

Speaker 5 (32:53):
It's Bulbasar as the first right, was the first created?
Arcius as the god of Pokemon? And then I believe
me is the fourth one that fits in there.

Speaker 2 (33:03):
Okay, sime out, Yeah, I'm sorry, very nerd deep.

Speaker 1 (33:07):
Where's your bulbousar coming from?

Speaker 2 (33:08):
Number one? The first Pokemon on the pokead on the POKADEX.

Speaker 3 (33:13):
Okay, okay, gotcha, got to nose with me?

Speaker 2 (33:15):
You play Pokemon? I have a nine year old. That's fair,
that's fair. That's the best answer I ever heard. Just
gonna shoot myself. Okay, I'm just gonna shoot.

Speaker 3 (33:28):
I don't feel good about this. Some people in their
thirties really like Pokemon.

Speaker 2 (33:35):
Okay, Bruno playing yesterday?

Speaker 3 (33:38):
Okay, all right, there we go.

Speaker 4 (33:40):
Question number four, what planet is the coldest in our
solar system?

Speaker 2 (33:47):
I don't know, that's my favorite? Oh come on? Oh
oh well that kind of gives you.

Speaker 3 (33:55):
No, it's too late.

Speaker 1 (33:56):
It's nernous, you'reus because Michael would say.

Speaker 3 (34:01):
That's his favorite.

Speaker 2 (34:02):
Yeah, there we go. Damn it's time to party.

Speaker 3 (34:05):
Listen.

Speaker 1 (34:05):
If there was a planet kunnelingis, then Michael would have
said that one was his favorite, and I would have
gone with that.

Speaker 3 (34:11):
But there isn't. There's only a Urinus aka urine urinus.
That's how it's actually pronounced.

Speaker 2 (34:16):
Not in my mind. I know, I don't know that.

Speaker 5 (34:20):
The good news outside of this argument is that you're
going to Brack the Country Festival for we the people
happening in Hastings, Michigan on June thirteenth and fourteenth, with
like we said, Kid Rock Nickelback and Leonard Skinnered and
in about thirty minutes, we're gonna call you or someone
else who played Fun to the Head this week because

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you guys just got qualified VIP upgrade.

Speaker 2 (34:44):
Of Michael What does that vip't upgrade? And clue, Oh
my gosh, just a one in five chance to win this.
That's pretty good.

Speaker 4 (34:50):
You get private bathrooms, air conditioned bathrooms, areas to watch
the show with air conditioning so you don't have to
just stand out in the heat the whole time. It's
really great. Like all of them, what are you guys
doing over there? Oh boy, they're like, sorry, I shot sling.
We gotta scrum. Okay, Bruno, you're all set be looking
at your phone. We're gonna call one of.

Speaker 2 (35:14):
Right in the face.

Speaker 5 (35:15):
But yes, we're gonna be calling one of our winners
for Fun of the Head this week, and everyone else
who wants to go to.

Speaker 2 (35:23):
Rock the Country get your tickets at Rockthecuntry dot com.
All thanks to our friends at Peachtree Entertainment and no
that that VIP upgrade is coming up very soon. Nerd alerd,
it's time to dark out. Who you call a nerd us?
Oh yeah, yeah, that's on your head? Yeah yeah, you

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know that theme. It is the Pokemon theme.

Speaker 3 (35:50):
Oh, sir, all I talked over the intro.

Speaker 2 (35:54):
It's okay.

Speaker 5 (35:56):
On May twenty second, next year, the Field Museum is
getting an amazing experience that all started in Japan.

Speaker 2 (36:05):
It is the Pokemon Fossil Museum.

Speaker 5 (36:08):
What now, we already know the Field Museum for Sue
the Lovely Dinosaur, who we're going to be all running
with at the Dino Derby on June seventh.

Speaker 2 (36:16):
Go and register at rock ninety five to five chi
dot com right now. You can win a thousand bucks.
We'll win one.

Speaker 5 (36:22):
Thousand dollars or a year long passes so that you
can be at this event when it kicks off May
twenty second.

Speaker 2 (36:28):
Now, Mike, I know you're about to ask the questions,
what the heck is a fossil exhibited? So in Pokemon
there are old Pokemon.

Speaker 5 (36:36):
That it fossilized okay, and they have the technology to
bring them back to life. So what they're doing with
this exhibit they started in Japan is they've created fossil
structures to put alongside other dinosaurs. So you're going to
have Sue next to other fossils of Pokemon. It's going
to be a lot of fun.

Speaker 2 (36:52):
How interesting. I cannot wait for this one.

Speaker 3 (36:54):
It's gonna be the second verse of the song.

Speaker 4 (36:56):
Hell yeah, she has just been gyrating in her shap.

Speaker 2 (37:02):
It's a three minute song. It's an actual three minutes.
Is it pick them all or catch them all? Catch them?
Catch them all.

Speaker 3 (37:08):
I'm going to listen to this on the way to work.
Let's go, hope me up.

Speaker 2 (37:12):
Yeah, that's what you're gonna get to you. I field
museums getting creative and doing fun stuff. Yeah, this is
a lot of fun.

Speaker 1 (37:18):
They are doing fun stuff at the Field Museum.

Speaker 2 (37:20):
Yes, like the Dino Derby. Are we just talking about that?
She was dancing?

Speaker 1 (37:24):
I was dancing.

Speaker 2 (37:25):
She didn't hear it, I didn't, But we must defect
Field Museum.

Speaker 5 (37:29):
It's celebrating twenty five years of Sue and we have
the Dino Derby coming up.

Speaker 2 (37:34):
So I feel like we're going to live over there.

Speaker 4 (37:36):
Well, by the way, the Dino Derby, is you racing
other people in dinosaur costumes? Those inflatable ones that you
see which is awesome? Yes, it's just a visual. We
want to see you out there. It's going to be
a lot of fun and one thousand dollars on the line.
How could you pass that up? Let's go going to
be an amazing time.

Speaker 3 (37:52):
Have you mentioned the Dino Derby?

Speaker 2 (37:54):
Son of them are not doing this today? We are
not doing this today. Good question before you get to
that question.

Speaker 5 (38:02):
Next thing you're gonna hear from us is a VIP upgrade,
which is the Rock the Country Festival not doing the
rest of it.

Speaker 2 (38:10):
We're gonna we're gonna call them.

Speaker 5 (38:11):
We're gonna get them that VIP upgrade and ninety five
minutes commercial free.

Speaker 2 (38:16):
Next on Rock ninety five to five. Rock ninety five
to five. Are we speaking with Trey?

Speaker 1 (38:25):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (38:25):
Trey, how you doing today? I'm doing great, guys. Now, Trey,
remind us you won Fun to the Head on what
day this week? What day did you win?

Speaker 9 (38:39):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (38:39):
Wednesday?

Speaker 5 (38:39):
Yeah, So as you know, we're giving away uh tickets
to the most difficult name for me to pronounce the
rock the Country, a festival for we the people, with
a very specific VIP upgrade that you are getting right.

Speaker 2 (38:56):
You are going to see kid Rock, Mikelback, Leonard Skinner.

Speaker 5 (38:59):
DJ sets from I'm afro Man, and the Ying Yank Twins.

Speaker 2 (39:01):
And what does that VIP package look like? Michael.

Speaker 4 (39:04):
You get to get a special zone which you will
go into. You don't have to wait in line to
get in premium viewing. You get a dedicated viewing area
located right in from the stage with optimal spot to
watch all the shows utilize that dedicated entrance lanes for
quicker and more convenient access to different parts of the festival.
And a VIP lounge with where you can relax and
air conditioned VIP comfortable seating, live stream of the performances

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and you can see the stage.

Speaker 1 (39:28):
Michael will personally fan you with a fern.

Speaker 4 (39:30):
Hey question, didn't we say camping too, Yes, so they
get camping packing wam How fuck.

Speaker 2 (39:37):
So, Trey.

Speaker 5 (39:38):
Here's the additional surprise. The pair of tickets that you
won on Wednesday you get to keep, and then you
get the VIP tickets on top of this, So you
have four tickets to Rock the country, a festival for
we the people. You have some additional people that you
need to figure out who you're taking with you. Do
you have an idea right now?

Speaker 1 (40:00):
Yes, I do.

Speaker 2 (40:01):
I'm probably gonna be I'm probably gonna called my mom
right away.

Speaker 5 (40:07):
I love that so much. Yes, that is absolutely amazing.
And Trey, you're our first vi pre Upgrade winner. But
next week we're doing the exact same thing and fun
to the head with another VIP upgrade.

Speaker 2 (40:21):
So make sure you're listening to play with us here
on the Morning Mosh bit.

Speaker 1 (40:32):
Red Hot Chili Peppers, reminding you to be charitable. On
the Morning Mash bit On Rock ninety five five course, Luttie,
It depends how you view it.

Speaker 4 (40:40):
What are we doing, boys, Rock Report, Let's get into it.
We got some news from Alice and Chains. We've got
some Pearl jams. It's kind of funny news from the
Pearl Jam. Camp Ed was on stage performing the other
night and it was Mother's Day.

Speaker 1 (40:51):
Ed, I'm glad you guys are on first name boy ahead, Yeah,
go on like that, He says that he's talking to
the crowd.

Speaker 2 (41:01):
He said, I'm gonna ask for your help.

Speaker 4 (41:02):
Earlier today, I was doing things to get ready for
the show, and I majorly effed up. You know, you
got to warm up your voice, you gotta make the
set list, you gotta do all these things. It's like
then I wanted to call my daughters and my wife
back home, and I said, oh crap, it's Mother's Day.
And then I got busy again, took a shower, he
did some more warm up. He goes, I really effed up.
I didn't remember to call my mom. And then they

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with the audience help on stage. He called his mom
and that happy mother, as he should.

Speaker 3 (41:28):
Marie. Can you even imagine.

Speaker 2 (41:30):
I've only forgotten my mother's birthday once and it never
happened again. It shouldn't.

Speaker 4 (41:34):
First year of college, so Eddie veteran. His mom are
okay now, but there's a song written about this. His
mom told him that his dad was his uncle, and
his real dad died before his mom would like, before
he knew it, and so he held.

Speaker 2 (41:49):
All this resentment for a long time. And they're fine now, obviously,
but a man.

Speaker 4 (41:56):
And we were there's a little bit of mystery surrounding
the Alison Chains tour cancelation and Sean Kinney, their drummer
has broken his silence on what they're calling a health emergency,
and he kind of still doesn't give us much. But
he says, firstly, to everyone who came out to the
Mohegan Sun show and was affected by the short term
cancelation and had tickets, you can get those at the
point of you know where you bought them. He says,
I was very much looking forward to getting back out

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there and playing with the band again, and it's been
a difficult but necessary decision to make.

Speaker 2 (42:20):
He doesn't say what is going on.

Speaker 4 (42:22):
But he says, I finally concluded that medical doctors and
many harder with many harder degrees on their walls might
know a bit more about health than I do. So
we decided to cancel the tour. The good news is
I'm gonna be fine and I'm gonna live. The bad
news for some of you is then I'm gonna be
fine and I'm gonna live. So it sounds like it's nothing, really,
I mean, serious enough to end a show. And I
heard a rumor that he broke his ankle, but you

(42:44):
would think that would be in this if he said
I just broke my hand.

Speaker 2 (42:47):
Yeah, I know, but there's also mental health stuff very.

Speaker 1 (42:50):
True going on like also though obviously they're running without
their original front man. But is a drummer a loss
of a drummer raising a call off an entire tour?

Speaker 4 (43:00):
That's interesting too, because you can put in a studio drummer,
right and there's a lot of stuff wrapped up in
a tour.

Speaker 3 (43:06):
Okay, So I wonder if what's bicker ticket sales?

Speaker 4 (43:08):
Keep it right here. We'll keep you updated on everything.
Also real quick, a few shows in town this weekend.
Tonight Mayday Parade at the Salt Shed and Sunday and
Monday Ice nine Kills is playing.

Speaker 2 (43:17):
At the Riviera.

Speaker 5 (43:22):
We are ninety five minutes commercial free on Rock ninety
five to five. This is the morning mash Pit. And
I don't know if this is a favorite or I
just like the music bed behind this because it's a
Debbie Downer.

Speaker 2 (43:34):
No it's not, it's not, no, no, no no.

Speaker 1 (43:38):
That's like the whole concept is, we want to keep
you informed, but we also want you to maintain your
mental health. And the corporate Hills are geniuses and they
found a way to maintain this balance by simply asking
me to put a positive spin on the headlines.

Speaker 2 (43:54):
In bad news bears.

Speaker 1 (43:58):
Man died trying to save his kids and friends in
a lake.

Speaker 2 (44:03):
That's a rough story.

Speaker 1 (44:04):
Well, but if he goes by old rules and there's
a woman nut lake handing out swords, he could be
the next king.

Speaker 2 (44:10):
At least he's dead. Florida sergeant crushed to death by
r V.

Speaker 3 (44:17):
It's a very Florida way to go, it is. The
RV was probably on meth.

Speaker 1 (44:23):
High School evacuated after chromebooks starts smoking story about that.
Yeah right, even the computers have a nicotine habit now,
oh thank you. Ranch continues to expose youths to horses.

Speaker 3 (44:39):
Why are they exposing the children to the horse?

Speaker 1 (44:43):
This is a travesty.

Speaker 3 (44:44):
Have the horses consented the children? Haven't?

Speaker 2 (44:47):
All of this? It's just bad news bears. I'm gonna
attempt to make this better. You can, I'm gonna try.

Speaker 5 (44:55):
Rocky the Rooster has one thousand dollars on the way
after Motley crue on Rock ninety five five.

Speaker 3 (45:02):
Good to go from bad news bears to good news cops.
Brock of the news.

Speaker 1 (45:08):
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I was really hoping about the A in there because
you were delivering the number, very street faced, disappointed.

Speaker 4 (45:47):
Let's get into it here. So all day I've been
taking shots blows.

Speaker 2 (45:51):
If you will.

Speaker 3 (45:52):
Oh my god, you found yourself a day.

Speaker 4 (45:56):
Not good blows, He's good garbage mand my new nemesis.
Yesterday I did a weather report and I said, later
you might see some passing showers. And then apparently they
were running for cover at the Beyonce concert there were
trees and houses.

Speaker 1 (46:15):
Like baseball sized tail How the hell am I tornadoes?

Speaker 2 (46:20):
All right?

Speaker 4 (46:21):
Our first text from the six three to oh my
safe for it is passing showers.

Speaker 2 (46:26):
Damn it.

Speaker 4 (46:28):
From the seven to eight, Oh hey, Michael, come Monday,
garbage Man Dan will become weather man Dan. And after
my accurate oh this is from him, and after my
accurate forecast, all the listeners will become Team garbage Man Dan.

Speaker 5 (46:41):
The listeners now for everybody else is out there. We
challenged garbage Man Dan to give us an accurate forecast
on Monday morning, So the weather will be done by
garbage Man Dan.

Speaker 4 (46:52):
Off.

Speaker 2 (46:52):
We're gonna check and make sure it's right.

Speaker 3 (46:54):
Garbage Man Dan weather Michael hardly knows that true.

Speaker 2 (47:00):
Here's true.

Speaker 4 (47:00):
From the five one eight, just wanted to say that
you three are fantastic and make my day every single day.

Speaker 2 (47:05):
Oh love that, appreciate you.

Speaker 4 (47:07):
From the two to one, Michael's weather reports are always wrong,
Oh sue, Michael's weather reports.

Speaker 2 (47:11):
Are always wrong. And the fact that I'm in northern
New Jersey is no excuse. You're not even here. I'll
dare you.

Speaker 3 (47:18):
Hey, do you want to read that weather might be right?

Speaker 2 (47:21):
Eighty six the high today?

Speaker 1 (47:23):
Thank you, Mike Kaplin A slight shower later WGN.

Speaker 2 (47:29):
On Fox.

Speaker 4 (47:29):
Oh hey, hold on that fo I'll text message here
from Canada. Leave my buddy Michael alone. As a course
of course, Maria doesn't help a garbage man Dan, Maria.
Don't help garbage man Dan. Michael, You've got support from Canada.
You get my weather twenty four hours before I do
ken from Canada.

Speaker 3 (47:47):
I don't need to help garbage man Dan. He's going
to succeed in his own right. Oh, Canada, our home
man name.

Speaker 2 (47:56):
I'm moving to Canada.

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J Nov from the Princess Diaries.

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Rock ninety five.

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Five, Go Cubs, Go Rock ninety five five, Chicago's rock station.
It's time for us to go, which means the Winter
Classic is this weekend. Baseball is sports. We are the
Winter Class.

Speaker 4 (48:27):
Damn it, Crosstown Classic this weekend.

Speaker 2 (48:30):
I'm still stuck on the Winter Classic.

Speaker 3 (48:32):
You're still stuck on the weather from yesterday.

Speaker 2 (48:34):
That's true. Might have a slight passing shower this afternoon.
I hope it just.

Speaker 3 (48:42):
That's just be your weather report every day. It's a
passing shower.

Speaker 4 (48:46):
It's just summer, just one hundred degrees and sunny. Might
I have a passing shower lighter.

Speaker 3 (48:50):
It's a blizzard.

Speaker 2 (48:51):
So Michael, you're clearly rooting for the cub Maria, you're
rooting for.

Speaker 3 (48:55):
Up the team.

Speaker 2 (48:56):
Yeah, okay, I'm the Chicago team. Are you wearing red?

Speaker 3 (49:02):
I haven't decided.

Speaker 4 (49:03):
You do wear a lot of black, so you might
actually fit in well with Oh are you going to
wear your Catholic thing? Because there's gonna be a lot
of popes at these games.

Speaker 3 (49:11):
Probably that's it, because also that's not picking a team.

Speaker 2 (49:15):
And I like that it's pretty black and white. Yeah,
it's pretty straight black and white.

Speaker 6 (49:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (49:19):
Yeah, you're making a decision.

Speaker 1 (49:21):
If you go with that on the Cub side even
better team.

Speaker 2 (49:26):
Well, I like living You'll be fine.

Speaker 4 (49:28):
Wait a minute, there's sides. Did I buy tickets on
the on the white Sox side? Because that would stink you?

Speaker 1 (49:34):
I know.

Speaker 2 (49:34):
So it's fine. Okay, I still don't know if my
tickets are going to work.

Speaker 3 (49:38):
Have you ordered from go tickets before?

Speaker 2 (49:41):
Did I get scammed? Let me.

Speaker 5 (49:45):
Nine fifty textas to confirm what Maria is talking about.
She was sent a QR code which works in some stadiums,
but for the ballpark half it's a Barcode and it's
got the little dancy doodle that.

Speaker 3 (49:56):
Bounce a dancy doodle. No, it's just a pdf nervous.

Speaker 2 (50:00):
Walking into Wrigley. You're like, all right, and here we go, Dad.

Speaker 1 (50:03):
Well, I will be annoyed if I lose three hundred
bucks on two tickets. That's not going to be pricey crazy. Yeah,
but I mean like I don't care about Oh no,
I guess we'll go find something else to do today.

Speaker 4 (50:18):
Lots of fun stuff this week in Crosstown Classic also
Ice nine Kills, Sunday night going to be playing at
the rivi Era and then May Day Parade tonight at
the Salt Ship.

Speaker 3 (50:26):
I wish it wasn't tonight because I've been going.

Speaker 2 (50:28):
Well, we have dinner tonight, team dinner. We are going
to dinner.

Speaker 1 (50:32):
Hey, I thought I wish it was tonight, okay, because
I would be going. But it's tonight and we have dinner,
which is what was keeping me from going.

Speaker 2 (50:39):
I'm sorry, Friday, it's time to go. Heads up for everybody.
Don't at me.

Speaker 5 (50:45):
We got Kids Bop tickets next week along with Rock
the Country Festival with a VIP upgrade as well. It's
going to be a busy week, so get ready to
hang with us. Walt is next on Rock ninety five
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