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August 23, 2023 95 mins
Rockets are flying into space all the time and India just landed on the moon so we run down our Top 5 favorite space movies. What’s the best meal you’ve ever had? If you could be immortal for a day, what would you do? Is Jane’s Addiction the spark that started the Alternative revolution? Those and other pressing questions are discussed in this exciting episode. Sponsored by the Pirates of the Quarter. A 5 star rated walking tour in New Orleans. www.piratesofthequarter.com
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Let's go all right, here wego Podcast ninety four. That's Jason Ginty
right there. My name is rodRyan. Four podcasts in a row.
I'm keeping track now. I don'tknow what we're going to talk about.
I brought in a couple of things. I brought in a couple of albums
that I wanted to like kind ofbust out. But I know that India
became the fourth country to land onthe moon. Ginty comes up with the

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top five because we've got we've gota moon landing going on. So we're
gonna do our top five favorite spacemovies and then a couple of things here
are there that we're going to talkabout. But I wanted to kind of
revisit something from last week. Okay, what I don't remember what we talked
about last episode. I gotta behonest. Once I do it, I'm

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oh shit, now I remember that. That was easy. So I'm busting
out. For those of you thatare watching on the YouTube, it's my
in excess kiss or Kick Vinyl.That's now this I had from back in
the day. Okay, okay,and it's nineteen eighty seven. I'm still
buying vinyl in nineteen eighty seven,so I had this. This is senior

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year of high school. Dude.I played this album four times front to
back, front to back this andsince we've done the podcast last week,
I don't know how this isn't onevery list of greatest rock records of all
time. I cannot believe how greatthis album is. Right we did.

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We did our in excess top fivelast week. You dropped the needle because
I dropped the needle on this.Guns in the Sky, New Sensation,
Devil Inside, Need You Tonight,Mediate, The Loved One, Wildlife,
Never Tear Us Apart, Mystify,Kick, calling all Nations tiny Daggers.
Every fucking song is awesome. Now, they did have five singles off of

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this, so I mean it kindof puts it up there with you know,
Michael Jackson and Atlantis, Moore Setand sort of thing, Third Eye
Blind. Believe it or not,this is just an absolute masterpiece, this
album. You talk about it allthe time. You do a good job
of it saying, oh man,you know, we talk about something on
the podcast and then you like maybedo a deep dive or you go back

(02:15):
and you listen to some stuff.I enjoyed the shit out of listening to
in Excess this week. It wasawesome. Yeah, I cranked up a
bunch of in Excess as well.Man, it's uh, it's it's it's
And I've had conversations on our socialmedia channels at play pants Pod by the
way, you know people, youknow, we throw these top five favorite

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lists out there and then people willchime in, oh, how'd you forget
that one. I'm like, ah, you're right, that's great. Or
they'll throw in their top five andI'll just be like, oh, I
forgot about that one too. That'swhy we do it. That's one of
the reasons I love this podcast isbecause I've been exposed to so much shit,
so many different movies. I haven'tthought about or ever even considered watching
so much music, as much musicas I know, right, I mean,

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think about what we've done with ourlives. I'm like, no,
way, didn't know. Oh Ididn't hear about that one. Oh I'll
check that song out now. Theyeat all winners. But god, damn,
Harry Styles in my life now hewasn't. He wasn't before then,
handsome little son of a bitch.I wonder if the Inexcess kick doesn't get
the rock cred because of the fivesingles in it. Were they considered a

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pop band? Were they thrown intothat? Duran Duran at that time,
they were kind of more pop thanrock. And you know, they were
so successful, they were so huge, and we talk about this all the
time on this show. Back then, they were really compartmentalizing music and uh

(03:43):
yeah, they weren't really thought ofas a rock band, but they were
an MTV juggernaut and you know thatwas the that was the airplay they needed,
you know. So I mean,I would never put down what we
do. Radio airplay is still unbelievablyimportant all the way up to you too,
but it's just in excess. Wasjust so huge. I mean,

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when this album's out and they're releasingthey're on their fifth single, like they're
the biggest band in the world.And the other thing that I was listening
to is it doesn't sound old,right, it doesn't sound dated. It
is old. It's nineteen eighty seven, it's thirty six years old, right,
So it just I don't know,it doesn't sound old to me,

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but old ears are listening to it. So I would love for like Henry
to sit down and like and listento a couple of these songs. I
mean he's heard them, I meanDevil Inside and stuff like that. It
just it doesn't sound old. Whenwe both of our favorite songs for in
Excess was don't Change. That songsounds old. Yeah, it's different sound,

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but kick doesn't sound old to me. For some reason, those songs
are absolutely timeless, and I dothink it's different than Duran Duran. I
think Duran Duran sounds eighties. DuranDuran has a sound and it does sound
dated to me. There's something aboutin Excess. I don't know. I'm
just riding this like crazy in Excesshigh right now, but I really do

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think that that stuff sounds amazing.It would be interesting to talk to a
band like, like, you know, who's left in Access or any of
these bands, like to have thatcomment go to a band. Can you
imagine, like you know, likeeven listen to like some Pearl Jam and
Stone Temple Pods and some of theearly nineties stuff you listen to and you're
like, it feels sounds a littledated right now, but then there's other

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stuff that doesn't. But you're inExcess. Can you imagine like asking someone
in the band and go, hey, listen and say what you just said
to someone in the band, Hey, you're your stuff. I don't know
if that was the plan back thenor it's just sheer luck, but it
still sounds good today, where youcan't say that about a lot of albums,
you know what I mean? Yeah, And you can't say that a

(05:58):
lot about stuff with keyboards, Thekeyboard stuff cheese is the keyboard stuff sometimes
is just some of the dead giveawayof you know, of sounding old.
And I really again, with thekeyboards in there, that album, it
just now it doesn't sound exactly likestuff that's out right now, but I
just don't it doesn't have a dated, old timy sounding thing to me at

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all. Start to finish that album, yeah, telling you it's a fucking
masterpiece. I don't know if it'son a masterpiece list, it should be.
It's that good, is it?Say? Who produced the album on
the back of that thing? SoI'm just curious if that's somebody that would
anyone would know the name who producedit. I mean it's Australia so produced
by Chris Thomas, mixed by BobClear Mountain, no two names. I

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do not recognize so, but theywere on Atlantic at the time. That's
but yeah, those those names arenot screaming out at me. No,
those are not your famous like MuttLang or you know any of those guys
that you hear out. Yeah,yeah, that's cool though. Yeah,
I'm gonna good. I really,I'll tell you what. It was a
great week. It was an absolutelyawesome week listening. And I didn't go

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and listen to other in excess.I put that album on and I just
played it, flipped it, playedit again, and I probably did it
four or five times throughout the week. And it was a good time.
Every time the needle the needle dropped. It was a fucking party at my
house, a one man party,but still it was a party. Hey,
those are good parties. Yeah.I listened to Don't Change a few
times over the weekend. You know, I had it. I mean,

(07:31):
that is that's I'll stop the worldand melt with you. I mean,
it's just it's huge. It couldthat could have been the closing song on
Valley Girl. Oh yeah. Ifyou think when Nick Cage finally gets the
girl at the prom, steals thedude's car and then goes to his hotel

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room and they play that song NowI'll stop the world and melt with you
was absolutely perfect at the end ofthat movie. You could have easily put
the inexcess song in there. Itcould it could have interchanged in there easily.
Yeah, now that I'm thinking aboutit, Probably to date, my
favorite top five list was exit Songsand Movies. I don't know if we

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brought up Valley Girl. Nah,we didn't. I'm pretty sure we didn't
because I would remember that and that'sone of the all time greats. Yeah,
that's one of the all time greatsbecause that song was a new song
back then. Boy, you reallyhit the gold mine. When you have
a new song and it works atthe end of a movie, I mean
you don't. It becomes the songof that generation. It becomes the song

(08:39):
of that era, you know.With you, I mean, whoever said,
hey, we should put this here, It's like, boy, you
call that one. You have goldenears? You lucky some of a bitch,
right, Yeah, it's not likeyou know, I'm sure you've seen
Frozen about ten dozen times at thispoint. Yeah, but like let it
Go, the big song like thatwas scrutinized and they had a million writers,

(09:01):
and they worked the ship out ofthat song, and they tested it
and worked it a million ways toSunday to make it to at least give
themselves a great chance that that songwas going to be such a key to
the movie, that it was goingto be a good song, where they
didn't do that for Valley Girl.They just went, I'm pretty sure this
is pretty cool song. You know. Well, yeah, I mean,
none of those songs were written forthe movie. And now Disney is writing

(09:24):
songs. I'll tell you what,I will take let it go because I
am you know, I'm living inthis world right now. I'm done with
Lynn Manuel Miranda. I'm done withhim. His stuff is so him,
you know, incanto, and thenhe's got to kind of do that rap
kind of thing in the middle ofthe song and we don't talk about Bruno

(09:46):
and there's got to be the breakdown. And then my kid just got me
to watch I think Vivo, whichstunk. I don't know, my kid
likes it. But Vivo and LynnManuel Miranda did all the music. He
did all the music for Mowanna.The Mowanna Yeah, so pretty good.
He got and he got rock toyou know, he got Rock to even

(10:07):
rap a little bit in the middleof his you know, thank you You're
welcome song. Right, I'm donewith I'm done with him. I'm done
with him because I got to watchthese kid movies. It's just his stuff
is just getting too okay, Bro, you're just kind of stamping it through
now, you know, well theyuse him to let it go. Yeah,

(10:28):
like a new cheesy, awful earwormsong. You're probably gonna get one.
I'm sure of it, man,I am absolutely sure everyone's gonna come
out at some point because they've gotto. He turned out those movies.
Have you been in the movie?Yeah? Go ahead, I just said
I was gonna say because I wantedto bust out one more vinyl, but
go ahead. I was just gonnaask you have you been to the movies
lately? I went to go seeTop Gun Maverick, And that was the

(10:56):
first movie that I saw since mykid was born, my kids five and
a half. I've been to onemovie in the theater in five and a
half years. Wow. And Iyou know, and I really enjoyed the
experience because it was you know,it was after the pandemic whatever, and
going to see and I Maverick wasperfect, and I thought, maybe I'll

(11:18):
go see Elvis at the theater.And then I said, ah, it's
right there. Twenty bucks. Idid that thing and I just watched it
on the couch. I enjoyed goingto the theater. It was cool.
I just haven't been back. Idon't know. Yeah, I'm a part
of the problem. We've been goingthe last not not every weekend, but

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like every couple of weekends because there'sbeen decent theater movies out, Like like
some of the stuff, I'm like, no, I'm not gonna go see
at the theater. That's dumb.I'll just see that at the house.
But like the new Mission Impossible thatcame out with Tom Cruise with a big
jump. I saw that at thetheater. It was great, you know,
the movie was the movie was goodwith the stunts for fun and great.

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You know, there's some great shitin it. We went to see
Oppenheimer at the movie theater. Right. It wasn't the opening weekend where it
was Barbie Oppenheimer. It was thesecond weekend. Because I like to like
let it all the dopes get outthere and see the movies where I'm to
sit in line or you know whatI mean, we're a crowded theater.
And we went into the theater andit was absolute madness. It reminded me

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of being a kid going to themovie theaters where there's just shitloads of people
everywhere, lines for the candy andall the drinks and stuff. And then
you saw all the chicks in theirBarbie gear right like, just pink shit
everywhere, and I'm standing, going, wow, did the movie business need
this so bad? It brought peopleback to the theater. Was there a

(12:46):
Barbie box at the theater that youwent to? Did all theaters have a
Barbie box? Or was that onlyat like big places? I think that
was a big places. I don'tremember seeing it, but I mean just
it just had this excitement, likeyou know, the last few years and
even prior to COVID going to themovies, I was kind of like,
this is kind of cool, butthere wasn't like this excitement in Oppenheimer in

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Barbie the same weekend, two bigmovies. It just had this cool excitement
in the movie theater again, andthat brought me. Now, now we're
going, well, it's so hot, what else are you gonna do?
Right? And yeah, so we'vegone and seen a few movies in theater,
did you And I've heard people callit both. Like when I say
I'm going to the movies, Isay I'm going to the movies. Some

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people say I'm gonna go to theshow. Did you go to the show?
I'm like, my mom would goto the show? Yeah, I'm
like, you would talk about goingto the show when she was young,
right, she would go to theshow. She'd go to the Riviera in
north Tonawanda, which is still thereand they still do concerts and everything there.
The theater that my mom went toas a child is still there.
But that wasn't the show to her. It was always the movie. To

(13:52):
me, it was always going tothe movies. Yeah, I'm gonna go
to the movies. I'm going tothe show. I'm like, the what
show are you gonna? You goingto the Brockway, Hey, what are
you doing? He's gonna play.I always got it like just a I
don't know it's a north thing orif that's just a what that is.
But yeah, I've heard other peoplesay your mom go to the show or
go to the movies. M Ithink I heard show. It seems like

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I heard it growing up. Idon't know if it was my family or
but I remember hearing. We wentto the show last night. It's an
older thing. I think it's anolder thing. I think it'd be a
regional thing. I think it's anolder thing. It's like the same thing
when you know old people. Theyyou know that I'm gonna watch my stories.
You know, they watch their stories. They watch their stories. They're

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not just watching TV. They're watchingtheir stories. Go watch my program.
Just on the team, tell thestories, Brod. I came with a
couple of questions for you. Wedo this every once in a while,
and these are fun questions to everyonecan play along at home, okay if
you're driving. These are just getto know you type things, or just
weird philosophical goof ask questions. PlusI didn't really know what else we're gonna

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talk about, so I was kindof grasping its shit to be honest.
All right, here we go.It's the old if you could be that
kind of thing, all right,this one's a good one. I like
this one. If you could havea fictional superhero as your best friend,
who would it be? Jesus Christ? See, it's not fair because I've

(15:18):
had time to think of you.So I've got answers. A fictional Superman's
gotta be the one. He wouldcruise you around you wouldn't you know?
If he's your drinking buddy, youwouldn't need uber. He would just pick
you up and cruise you over tothe bar. Bro I'm like, can
you come get me? Yeah?I mean Superman, that's your best friend.

(15:39):
I can't think of another. Imean, you know, all these
superheroes way more than me, whichis also going to be a question I
have for you when it comes toour top five list today. I mean,
yeah, Superman's gotta be the guy. Yeah, I would have to
be the dude. I mean justto for him to fly you around or

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you get that phone call right,I'm pregnant, Superman, you gotta do
that backwards reverse earth Ship. Yougotta go back in time. Bro.
You gotta make sure I don't goto that girl's house. Yeah, Superman,
I would say. You know,I started thinking about like Batman,
but like he's a he's a moodybitch. You don't hanging out with that
grumpy dude all the time. IronMan, cool toys though, It's like

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you know, you know you've gotlike that guy that has the boat,
like that's your boat friend. Likethe guy with the Batman definitely has like
the badass stuff. I mean,you're gonna get ass going out in the
Batmobile. Like you're gonna pull assfor sure, rolling up in the batmobile
and the bat cycle. And isthere is there a bat boat? I

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know that there was like on theAdam West One. Yeah there's got a
TV show. But well, I'masking you, you're a superhero guy.
Yeah, is there is there abat boat? I know that there's like
a space ship looking things there aboat. Yeah, there's you know what
in the one of the movies thatthey had like a boat that got caught
up in the water and it wasit was kind of a multi use vehicle.

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So I guess so, but youknow what, Iron Man would be
kind of cool because it wouldn't belike I would say, dude, Okay,
don't give me the get me oneof those suits that I can wear.
Let me fly around in it.Make it so what if I crash
it, don't kill myself. Don'tgive me no lasers and shit, I
can shoot it in my hands.But give me some some toys to play
with. I just want to flyaround a little bit. That wouldn't be
too bad either. The way seemsexhausting, you know. It's it's like

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when you watch somebody surf. Itlooks so cool and easy and smooth,
but then you know from standing ona board, every piece of your body
is engaged and it's like not coolat all. Right, it's kind of
like that, I mean anything,It just it looks cooler than once you're
doing it. It's tough. Supermanflies pretty fucking effortlessly. The whole thing

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with Iron Man that looks like alot of work. Man, I mean
the Force. You've gotta be inshape. It just seems like you're like
you're so tense all the time.You know, it would be great,
actually, the fucking Hulk. You'rehanging out with this dude, this dork,
right, and you just walk aroundall night in a bar just being
a prick to everyone, and thenshe'd be like, yo, bro,
get green and go smashing. Itjust doesn't seem like a guy. I

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mean, I gotta be able tochit chat with my guy, right,
I gotta be able to chit chat. I get I get chit chatty.
After a couple of beers. Yeah, four would be a good one.
Four Okay. Is he a gooddude to hang with? Great dude,
He can drink his face off.He's tall, handsome as I'll get out,
and you know that there's gonna beninety chicks hanging out with him.
You're gonna get some spillage. Youknow, you'll get why with that hammer,

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Yeah, you can hit it aroundand sh Yeah, you can do
some stuff. So it's not propellerkind of something like that. I don't
know. I don't know how thisship works. I'm not a scientist.
But yeah, okay, that tooklonger than I thought. Superman, Yeah,
I would have to say Superman.He kind of seems sensitive and smart
too. This is a cool onesince we've been harpen on the the bear

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chef. What's the best meal you'veever had? And where was it?
Yeah, that's a tough one.I mean, I know you're you you
can relate to this. I mean, you start eating some of that pasta
in Italy and it's it's like nextlevel. It could be anywhere. Yeah,
it literally could be anywhere. AndI am not like an Italian spaghetti

(19:27):
pasta guy. But when you eatit over there, it's just fucking like
out of this world is great.I can tell you that the cedar plank
salmon that they used to serve atNola, which is no longer there,

(19:48):
I know, cedar plank salmon waslike one of the fucking greatest meals that
I've ever had, and I wouldget the same thing every time. So
Emerald Lagassi kind of like got hisstart in New Orleans and then you know,
he's got a bunch of chain restaurantsnow in Emeralds. But my favorite
place, even though he had Emeraldsand he got started at Commander's Palace,

(20:11):
which you're gonna get a great mealthere, but Nola for some reason was
my favorite. And it was justkind of dressed down. You could just
get away with a button shirt.And eventually, you know, everywhere everywhere
just became you could wear shorts.It used to not even in our time,
it wasn't like that, but Ithink eventually, especially since the pandemic,

(20:33):
I think you can kind of almostwear shorts anywhere, at least in
the quarter. But that cedar planksalmon was one of the greatest meals ever.
Yeah, that's just one that comesto mind. Yeah, yeah,
it's tough when you live in NewOrleans. I mean, you know,
pick swing a swing a fork aroundand find a restaurant because there's so much
great, great stuff here and andthat's just the old classics. Like people

(20:57):
always ask me, due, wheredo you go to eat? I'm like,
wow, I kind of stick towhat I know. There's so many
new restaurants in this city all thetime, and I'm sure Hughes is no
different. Who can go to allthe new restaurants? You know, I
would love to be legal once aweek ago. Oh let's go try this
place, Let's go try this oneplate. But who's got that kind of
money in time? You know?Yeah, and those big meals wipe me

(21:18):
out. Now, I don't.I don't look forward to it, as
I know it's an old man thing, but I'm telling you, like a
big ass steak, I'm fucking toastman, like I am toast No Smith.
The Wilenski used to have a killerkiller that was at a that huge
fucking I don't know if it wasa rib i it was. It was

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They had a piece of meat thatwas looked like the thing that they put
on the side of Fred Flintstone's car. It tipped it over. They had
like a Cajun ribi, huge cajunribbi and that was one of the best
steaks I've ever had in my life. And that was Smith the Wilenski,
which is no longer. I don'tthink it's here anymore. I don't think

(22:04):
it's it's not New Orleans anymore.It used to be close to the Superdome.
But that was like out of thisworld. Like what about for you
man? You know, after yousaid Italy, I'm like, just just
say, eating anywhere in Italy andit's amazement. I mean it is awesome.

(22:26):
It's just amazing. And I'm nottalking fancy shitty. I mean like
walking into a place that you justwalked into and they're like hey, and
you're like a family member and youwalk in and you're like yeah, and
throw give me some pasta, allright, and then you're just eating it,
going holl the fuck, how arethey doing this? This is unbelievable.
And then you go to the nextplace and New Ghato's taste different,

(22:47):
the cheese is different, the sauce, I mean, everything is different than
the pasta's obviously homemade. I seewhy people love pasta, And I say,
I see why people love Italian food, because when you've had it on
really really well, you're like,oh man, it's not like the stuff
here is awful. It's just Iwould never go out. I would never

(23:07):
go out and order an Italian dish, like at a restaurant, right,
I would always I'm just I'm asteak or a fish guy. I mean,
I'm those are my two go twosevery time. Yeah. Yeah.
The one place we went to lastyear, we were in uh, Edinburgh,
Scotland. No, you're probably thinking, well, those dopes don't have

(23:32):
anything good over there, you know, the British don't have great restaurants Ireland.
But that's actually not true. There'sa lot of great food sucked.
I thought London was terrible. Foodthere was not terrible, but it just
there was nothing that was exceptional.It just was okay. All the bars
were standardized menu. They all madethe exact same fish and chips. I

(23:52):
was so bummed out. I thoughtI was going to get different fish and
chips everywhere. Fucking same meal everywhere. Mushy peas stunk. Yeah, the
port of ships was kind of thesame everywhere. You're right. Now.
There's this place in Edinburgh right onthe Royal Mile. It's called the Witchery
and it's this It's in you know, fucking first Edinburgh. Every building is
like two thousand years old or whatever. You know, they're sixteen hundred seventeen

(24:15):
hundreds, all this heavy stone andvery old. In this place is so
bad ass, man. It's likeit's expensive as shit, but we're like,
fuck it, we're here, let'sdo this thing. And you go
in. It's real dark and justthe furniture's bad ass. We had a
booth and and it was my Weended up having a Benison Wellington right,

(24:37):
that was like their specialty. AndI just remember my wife and my son
just going, oh my god,I've never had anything so great. And
of course my dumbass don't eat meat, so I'm eating some other crazy shit.
I don't remember what I had,but it was more the experience of
how cool it was to be eatingin a location like that was just that
was it. You know. Itwasn't necessarily the tastiest meal, but as

(24:59):
far as best, oh my god, yeah, totally badass. So the
last really great meal that I hadand I don't go out a lot to
eat, Okay. I mean,you know, like especially being like a
single dude, you just you don'tdo it, you know. And even
when I was married or and yougot a young kid, you just don't
go out to like nice places anymore. The last really good meal I had

(25:25):
I was in Epcot. It's themeat the Princesses dinner, and it is
I had to go look it upreally quick. It's the Ascaris Royal Banquet
Hall. So it's sixty three bucks. And you know, I'm there with
London and the princesses are walking aroundand they'd spend time, you know,
like with all the kids. Grilledsalmon with with herb, butter, herb

(25:48):
butter, red cabbage, Norwegian chickenand dumplings, field greens, Norwegian Norwegian
meat balls, field green salad LinkedInberry vinigarrette, dude, and you can
eat as much as you want.I made a pig of myself. Yeah
go ahead, sure, snow white, go ahead and hang out. And

(26:10):
I'm just I'm stuffing my face,dude. It was awesome. It my
kid. It was like forty bucksfor my kid. I think it says
here was sixty three for an adult, it's actually a good deal. It
was really good. It's sold out. You go because you want your kid
to meet the princesses and get theirautograph and get their picture, and dad

(26:32):
is fucking packing it in saw gaugescabbage. It was awesome. I'll tell
you what. That was the lasttime that I gorged, Like I'm like,
more salmon over here, let's gotinker Bell, more salmon. It
was a really good meal, dude. That wasn't like not an all time

(26:52):
meal. But that's the last timethat I can tell you that I had
like a memorable plate of food.Right right, you know another place,
guy, We're gonna sit here andtalking about food all night now I'm starving
already. A cool place. Ifyou go to Vegas, do the do
the brunch at the wind Well,all those brunches out, but the wind
is so good. Just I don'tknow. We went there years ago and

(27:17):
it was unbelievable. Like that's whenI actually just I ate until I couldn't
stand up. I was so Iwas so mad and grossed out by myself
afterwards, you know you had agood time when you're grossed out by your
own self. Yeah, and putsme out now, bro, I mean,
food wipes me out, like myyou know, like my eyes are
bigger than my stomach, and youjust want to keep eating and eating and

(27:40):
you know like you're gonna pay.Yeah, it's like fuck, no,
man, I want some more.What is this ship from? What is
this Denmark thing? Bring more ofthat? Those princesses slinging some hatch over
here, come on? You knowwhat I don't care about. Like they
had all these different desserts and everybodykind of loses their mind. Like when
the dessert thing comes, that doesn'tdo anything for me. It's all that

(28:02):
fucking food. I want it adessert thing, you know what I mean.
You get one little piece of somethingand I get a spoon of it.
I do want to try it.But that's never been my thing.
That's never been my my big thing. Now, the dessert thing, I'm
just like whatever, I don't care. I'm eating this ship because that's why
I'm here. I'm here to eatwhatever it is your thrown. Yeah,
that's your thing. I want totry your thing at this restaurant. Okay,

(28:25):
well that was cool. Uh ifOkay, here's one this is this
is this is gonna be the toughone, I think, and I hope
you don't say the obvious, andif you do, it's fine as your
answer if someone called you up,okay and you had this opportunity so once
in a lifetime, obviously, ifyou could perform drums with a famous musician

(28:47):
or band living or dead, couldbe anybody? Who would it be?
And why any they? They?They? You know, and you've got
you know, you've got time topractice and get your mind right all that
shit, Like who do you thinkwould be like the most fun to play
the drums with? I guess it'sstill it's still even though they're they're fucking
goofballs and they're an embarrassment to themselves, it would still it's still Kiss.

(29:08):
That would still be the ultimate.That was my dream when I was a
little kid that you know, PeterChris went down and they're like, does
anybody know is there a doctor inthe house? Is there is there a
drummer in the house? You know? And I'm like, I know all
the songs. I mean, ofcourse it'd be great to go up with
the Food Fighters and all these otherbands, But to go up and play

(29:30):
kiss with Kiss and beyond the Riserand going up and the whole thing.
I mean, Jesus, that wouldbe. That would be the coolest shit.
It's just because it was a dreamwhen I was a child, and
and I gotta respect young me onthis that that still would be the greatest
thing ever is playing with Kiss.It's still the most important band as my

(29:53):
from my childhood moving into my adulthood. It's embarrassing now how they are it
really is, but that would bethe band. Yeah, yeah, I
mean, can you mentioned just Jeanturns around, you're locking in on the
groove and you just like you butyou can you can easily say, well,
you know, dude, you wouldn'trun to be the drummer for you
know, Elvis on one of hisVega shows or something like that, because

(30:15):
you said alive or dead. Butstill it Kiss. I mean there's just
no other band that was so impactful. Uh you know it's still you know,
it's still my Beatles. It's stillmy Beetles right right now. That
would be That would be wild.You get to where the kiddy cat makeup
come out and sing Beth. Wouldyou know what I would pay I would

(30:41):
be able to pay. I wouldpay to see that. I would here
comes uh Rodney kiddy cat gonna singBeth. Now, this is gonna be
the best part of this show.Come out to with your rose and your
towel. Throw it to a chick. No, dude, I'm gonna be
hotel room keys at me panties,brid's ears coming up on the stage.
Didn't even think about that at onenight. I didn't think about that part

(31:03):
of the deal either. Man,All right, go old school on that
last one. If this is thisone should get wild. If you were
immortal for one day, what wouldyou do? Like, Like, think
Bill Murray in Groundhog Day, Right, he tried everything and to kill himself.
What would you do if you wereimmortal? Which means anything you've ever

(31:27):
been afraid to do is pretty muchoff the books now right? You know,
for one day, you got twentyfour hours to be immortal. Can't
get hurt, can't get it,can't die. You know what, Go
to the fucking Disney buffet first.I just eat till I could stand up.

(31:51):
Everything would cholesterol. I I wouldfucking get a bunch of school buses.
I would line them up. Ohshit, okay, And if I'm
not going to get hurt and I'mnot gonna die. I want to fucking
feel like Evil Knevil for one day. I'm not gonna get hurt. I'm

(32:13):
not gonna break my bones. ButI'm jumping some busses on a motorcycle.
I'm jumping busses. Yeah, Idon't. I mean, I'm not gonna
go for the whole record. I'mnot doing Wimbley Stadium or the Astrodome,
but I'm I'm definitely getting some bussesand some jankie uh ramps and uh yeah,

(32:36):
I'm going to old school because again, going back to my childhood,
that's all we did. Man.We just jumped ship, you know,
in our in our bicycles. Ifyou can't get hurt, can't get hurt,
nothing like you you crash land becauseyou're gonna crash land. You're not
gonna stick the landing, and youjust get up, walk over and god,
let's do that again, and yougo back in a new bike and

(32:58):
hit it again to get it right. That would pretty freaking good. It's
not I'm gonna do a bus.I'm gonna put a shark in there,
shark tank because he tried that backin the day. Even Fonzi is the
owner of jump the shark, butpeople forget that. Evil Kinevel was gonna
jump some sharks as well, buthe got hurt in the practice. But

(33:20):
yeah, I'm jumping shit. I'mjumping all kinds of shit all day,
NonStop. I'm the whole day.I'm just jumping everything. Just motorcycles and
smash and shit. Yeah, I'mjumping over chicks, yeah every Yeah.
Yeah, no, actually would bekind of cool. See, I would.
I would kind of do the samething I would. I would.
I would probably go to some tallass buildings and just launch off them just

(33:45):
to feel like what it would belike the fly all that ship and it's
like, fuck, I'm gonna gotry this jet pack thing out. I'm
figure out why we don't have it. Yeah, yes, I would testpot
some jet packs flying cars. Whatdo you got throw? Throw me and
I'll go fly this bitch around.I would. I would go into a
smash, you know, the smashof Derby's. I could do one of
those. No helmet. I wouldprobably think about is jumping all the ship.

(34:08):
I want to jump. I jumpover my house. I would jump
over my fucking house. Yeah,motorcycle, like all day, you just
have a you have a semi truckfull of motorcycles and that's all you do.
All that. You just go placeand jump. You got guys with
ramps and you just show up.We're jumping this ship. What are you
doing? I jump ramps. Nowall I do is I jump shit all

(34:29):
day. I'm just jumping everything.Hop in there, I'll jump you.
Just get in there, Just getin the middle. I'm jump you,
you and everything else. Just boom. Dude, if we were both the
Mortal the same day, we couldLaverne and Sureley the motorcycle like they do
the bike. I could get inthe back going nuts the butts over some
buses. Anyway, all right,there you go. There's their some fucking

(34:52):
questions. There you go. Seewhat we've learned. We've learned nothing out
of this whole exercise. Dudent's insane. We are recording this podcast asked on
August twenty third, twenty twenty three, got my arms around your waist,
Come on, Rod, hit thattwist that throttle belt loops. I'm more
comfortable with you in the belt loops. I don't really want you all the
way around. Actually, why thefuck am I hanging on? I'm just

(35:15):
I'm just sitting back there reading abook or something. I don't give a
shit. I'm texting, I'm doingit. I'm going up. Yeah,
butts the butts, nuts to butts. All right, yeah butts the butts
Hey August twenty third, twenty twentythree. Rewind to August twenty third,

(35:35):
nineteen eighty eight eight Going for moreVinyl. Here boom Jane's addiction Nothing Shocking.
One of the most important albums ofall time. Really, we've talked
about this before. This album isevery bit as important as Nirvana's never Mind.

(35:58):
As a matter of fact, thiswas the spark for the explosion that
happened later on nineteen eighty eight.This truly was this unbelievable thing that I
had never heard before. Again,got to give it up to sister Sue.
She found it first, and thenI you know, I bet you
it was played on Canadian radio.I bet you see Feny played it.

(36:20):
Probably had to be where she heardit, so up the beach Ocean Size
had a dad. Ted just admitteda song about Ted Bundy standing in the
shower thinking, summertime rolls mountain song. Idiots rule, Jane says, and
then they go out with thank youboys. Well, I really do put

(36:43):
this at absolute ground zero. Iknow that the Cure was around, and
I know there was psychedelic furs andthere was all this other stuff going around,
but it wasn't this. It wasn'twhat Dave Navarro was doing with his
guitar, it wasn't what Perry Farrellwas doing with his voice. This melded.

(37:04):
This was the first time I heardpunk and rock perfected together, you
know. I mean, you goback and they'll even they even kind of
look at some of that early youknow, def Leopard stuff, and you
know that came from punk and evensome of the early Van Halen stuff.

(37:24):
You know, punk was what washappening back then. You know, even
that song Atomic Punk. But thiswas metal and punk. This is where
alternative music was invented. I believeit in my heart of hearts. And
then Perry Farrell, of course,the genius that he is, went on
and created Lallapalooza and he basically createdthe alternative format. Alternative music was coined

(37:51):
by him. So I can't stressa more important album than Jane's Addiction Nothing
Shock nineteen eighty eight. Jason Kinty, Wow Wow, that's Insaney. So
if if that's the spark, ifyou will, yeah, that's eighty eight.
So you know, not a lotof radio was playing that ship.

(38:13):
It was all going to be collegeor Canada or you know, there was
nobody really playing it. But yeah, I should say that there was kind
of like a new music radio stationin Toronto that came through clear as a
bell in Buffalo and it was CFand Y and and that's what Rush wrote
Spirit of the Radio about, likethat they were they had that station in
mind and uh and it was astation that just was like a K Rock

(38:39):
in Los Angeles, you know,like they were playing new music and they
were doing things differently that only ahandful of radio stations were doing. So
they would they would step out ona Jane's addiction correct, And you got
to think we were lucky enough tohear that, you know, we were
lucky enough to have access to thatradio station. So you got that in
eighty eight eighty nine, right,and then you start, you know,

(39:01):
Chili Peppers, we talked about thatbefore where they're not exactly blowing up,
but there's some things happening in thatcamp. I mean, you know,
you've got you got you gotta putthe cult in there, the cults in
there. You know, Faith NoMore is kind of bouncing around a little
bit, right, Yeah, youknow, I just don't think there's anything.

(39:22):
All the stuff that you're mentioning isimportant, not as important as Jane's
addiction. I really do feel that. I just think, like the Spark,
right, that's the flavor of what'sgoing on. So they're not the
only ones. They're not doing somethingthat like absolutely nobody is doing, but
they're doing it at a level whereit's like I was a metal head,

(39:44):
okay, and I'm just you know, just banging the Iron Maiden and the
Judas Priest, and then all ofa sudden there's this and it's it's connecting
me to something else, right becauseI'm so metal, metal, metal,
and and then now this is takingme in a just a different direction,
you know. Yeah, it's likethose other bands I mentioned, like The

(40:05):
Wick to Nirvana's never Mind. Youknow, it's like Spark. Things are
kind of and then there's a millionother bands out there floating around in that
underground scene, and then you startto bubble up. You know, sound
Garden does the early shit, andyou know, then you got ells and
chains comes out, and then itstarts, then it starts to go and
then of course smells like teen Spiritand game over the Bob the Oppenheimer's dropped.

(40:29):
But this album should be mentioned everytime Appetite for Destruction is mentioned.
Yeah, it's it just should be. It absolutely should be. It just
was that groundbreaking. I mean,Appetite was groundbreaking. Yeah, you know,
and we've talked about this that youknow, Appetite is just as responsible
for destroying hair metal. I wantto call it that, like we did

(40:52):
on a past episode with our favoritehair metal hair band singers, Guns and
Roses was just as responsible as youknow, Nirvana was correct, Yeah,
and and they repeated it was inthe landscape right they were. They were
dying off because nobody who could putout of anything that was worth its ship
at that point. And then Gunsand Roses hits and goes, all right,
this is that's enough of that horseshit, pretty boy stuff, pretty

(41:14):
girl stuff, and then you know, click click click early nineties and there
you go. So yeah, yeah, it's it's interesting. I just I
just don't know that it it getstalked about as much as it should.
And you know, I hope thatPerry Farrell. We don't realize how amazing

(41:36):
we were, how lucky we areto have Jane's addiction. I know you've
seen him a handful of times.Yeah, great band, seeing them back
in the day. Didn't see himon that tour. I saw him the
next album, Ritual, Day LowHabitual. I went to Rochester to go
see them. And now we're likein like maybe nineteen ninety and I'm and

(42:00):
they're still like this. You know, we don't have the internet, we
don't know everything. No, don'tdo anything. James's addiction looked dangerous.
Man, they looked druggy, andyou know, now we know they were
you know, they were all heroinaddicts. But and we're lucky that they're
all alive. To be honest withyou, but there was just something incredibly
dangerous about them and we didn't knoweverything, and it it added to the

(42:24):
band's mystique, you know, becauseyou didn't have the Internet and you couldn't
find out every single thing about it. You would just hear people talking and
it's like, oh, yeah,well this I heard this. Oh yeah,
well I heard this. Well,you know, I heard he had
a hook on his hand. Sowe're in Rochester and I don't know where
we are, but wherever the RochesterAmericans play, that's their hockey team,

(42:46):
minor league hockey team. And we'reon the floor and we're watching and I
never heard of Rollins Band before.I didn't know who Henry Rollins was,
but Rollins Band played and I justremember him up there with the tiny shorts
and that huge fucking sun tattoo.So I was close enough to see the
angriest man I had ever seen inmy life. I had no idea who

(43:07):
he was, but Rollins Band openedup and I'm standing on the floor and
James's addictions amazing. They're just absolutelyamazing. They were so on their game.
They know Perry can just sing live. Everything he does on the album
he can do live. And DaveNavarro is really just such an unbelievable top

(43:29):
tier guitar player, and he's sounique. I'm standing there and all of
a sudden, this big chunk ofplywood hits me in my chest, square
in the middle of my chest.I'm like, what the hell? And
I stepped to the side and Istart helping it along, and then another

(43:49):
piece comes by, Like what thefuck is going on here? What is
this? You know, like I'mthinking that it's like the front barricade that
they're like maybe tearing down, andthey're bringing it. They're they're they're tearing
it down. So you know,you're kind of creeping the whole concert.
You're creeping as I'm walking, andas I'm creeping closer to the stage,
I stepped down. I'm standing onthe ice. Oh geez. They're pulling

(44:14):
up the boards that covers up theice and they're sending them towards the back
and there's this huge chunk of ice. Super dangerous, bro. Yeah,
like Jane's Addiction, it was avery lively floor. Now think about all
those people standing on it. Howdo you organize and how do you get
your fingers underneath there? It's likepicking up like you know, manhole cover

(44:36):
or something, but worse, andbig chunks of the boards on the floor
are coming by. And I watchedthe second half of that show standing on
ice. That's kind of cool,but yeah, very dangerous. Holy shit,
that's insane. Yeah. I sawJane's Addiction a couple of times.
They played here in New Orleans.I've seen them twice, and you know,
one of them was Voodoo Festival,which was outdoor in City Park,

(44:59):
and us have seen him on acouple voodoos. I mean, yeah,
I think a couple of voodoos.I think I've seen him both times.
And you know, not being likeSuper Jane's addiction fan, but seeing him
live and watching Dave Navarro play theguitar, it's just a different sound,
it's a different everything, and he'sso relaxed and just fucking cool, Like
Dave Navarro is just cool. Youknow, Perry just always felt weird to

(45:24):
me, but Dave always just lookedsuper cool. Perry Farrell is again,
everybody is so unbelievably unique in thatband. Yeah, but Dave Navarro is
a guy that as soon as hehits a note on his guitar, you
know exactly who it is. Andyou know, you can say that about

(45:45):
Angus and you can say that aboutSlash a little bit Eddie, but he's
one of those guys that as soonas he plays, you know exactly who
it is. It doesn't have tobe playing his song, because look what
he did on that Red Hot ChiliPepper album. When we did our Chili
Pepper songs, man, I wasgoing, I was leaning into that one

(46:07):
hot minute album heavy favorite Chili pepperalbums because it sounds like fucking Jane's addiction.
Yeah, like Dave Navarro threw upeverywhere all over that it's his guitar
playing. You know, it soundsgreat. I love that album, Like,
I really liked that album a lot, but you know, obviously didn't
work out for him. But yes, yeah, no Jane's addiction. And

(46:27):
then you follow that thread through.I think one of the reasons probably why
the album doesn't get the credit.It doesn't have really the hits on it.
You know, it doesn't have thehits Jane says, is the one
kind of like lasting song that okay, that is I think that maybe even
got re released that was on theirvery because that that album is technically their

(46:49):
second album. They put out alive album the year before. I think
they did a Rolling Stones cover onit, but they recorded it at the
Roxy and it was a live albumand everybody like went and got it after
words. Nobody had it when itfirst came out, But that's why it
doesn't have the credit, right.But then when Ritual Day Low Habitual came
out, then MTV and Boom andStop and been caught stealing. Man,

(47:13):
that stuff was on a loop onMTV. Bincot stealing was non stop on
MTV. It was constant. Sothat was you know, that was good
times for them, Like you know, it's we talked about how important MTV
was for the popularity of these bands, but man, that video was huge,
huge, And then you think aboutLallapalooza, where you know, in

(47:34):
the early days he grabbed all thesebands that really weren't that well known yet,
you know, you didn't really knowa lot of them. He's like,
who Rollins band? What the fuckis that? You know? And
Soundgarden was pretty pretty new, andPearl Jam and you know, Nine Inch
Nails. There was just they weren'tmainstream names like they are now, you
know. For him creating that festivaland then putting ice Cube on there,

(47:57):
correct, you know, or youknow, putting body Count in the middle
of you know, these rock bands, that was him. That was that.
That was Perry Farrell. I mean, that's just a part of his
genius. I really do believe he'san absolute genius. I've gotten the chance
to interview him a couple of times, and he's he's just incredibly smart.
He's just the kindest soul. Yeah, he's genuine. He's not fucking faking

(48:23):
it. Man. He really isa throwback to a flower flower power flower
child. Yeah, you know,he has a childlike innocence to him.
But he's a super genius on topof that. But he really just I
mean you think about like what hedid. He kind of created his own

(48:45):
version of Woodstock and he is thatkind of peace and love, just really
a happy guy. But La LaPeloza was a fucking genius, you know.
I mean, and he's just hewas striking at the time that it
was just so hot. So somany people owe him a lot. I
mean, just how many bands,you know, owe Lallapaluza to being exposed

(49:07):
to all those kids around the countryabsolutely weren't getting airplay and really a lot
of concerts now these festivals they tookthe mold and they started doing what Lallapaluza
was doing. You know, hedoes not get the credit, you know
what. I was just sitting herethinking about it. It's like, man,
you know, we always talk aboutjen X and all that shit,
but like, you know, withoutLallapaluza, that's another big, key ingredient

(49:30):
to gen X and the whole musicalrevolution, if you want to call it
that that happened in the early ninetiesin mid nineties. Lallapaluza has to be
thrown into that whole mix with themovies, with the music, with everything
that was happening. I mean,there's just a laundry list of just lucky
perfect timing of shit happening. Imean, I know Kurt Cobain is definitely

(49:51):
on that Mount Rushmore of of genX, but Perry Farrell has to be
on there. I really, hehas to be on there for his in
influence and everything that he was responsiblefor. He's got to be one of
the four on that on that MountRushmore. He'd be one of the four,
but he'd be the one you'd haveto explain to people, you know
what I mean. I don't thinkhe would be a people would just people

(50:13):
would say, oh yeah, CriticalBain totally get it, you know,
you know, Quentin Tarantino totally getit. You know, as far as
gen X an influence and all thepop culture stuff. You know, you
throw up you know, Eddie Vennorwhatever, you put Perry out there and
people be like, why and youdon't have to explain it when they go,
oh, yeah, that makes sense. I think he's one of those
guys it's caught. He's like,you know, everyone knows who the hell

(50:36):
George Washington is and Thomas Jefferson is. Nobody knows who the fuck John Adams
is. He's the second president,but he did more ship than either one
of those guys in a lot ofdifferent ways. You know what I mean,
you have to explain to people.So that's a weird ass reference,
but same kind of concept. It'skind of like Ben Franklin, like he
was never the president, but hewas around. He did shit, always
around. He was always fucking around. He was always just banging Parisian hohrrors

(50:59):
and line kites what he was doing. Yeah, dude, this this is
the weirdest top five we've done ina while. I think, not well,
okay, not weird, but interestingin a way. I mean,
the the what's weird is how itwas sparked, and here's how it was
sparked. We couldn't come up withanything else. Well, then I went

(51:20):
back, we're scrambling today, meanscrambling. Why didn't we do the one
hit wonders because we forgot it?Was last week and then out of sight,
out of mind. I'm done.I'm a goldfish dude. I go
around the bowl once. I forgoteverything, all right. I know we
had talked about it. We're like, okay, let's bank that one man
like the best one hit Wonders ofall time. So dumb, just just

(51:40):
dumb. But this is cool,This is cool. I like this one
the top five favorite space movies.It's got me think a little bit.
Yeah my hand up, Yeah,go ahead, rod you in the back
future kiss drummer in a coming concertwith the kid with the kiddy Cat makeup.
So so current, uh fucking superheroguy. Okay, isn't the origin

(52:07):
of every superhero except for Batman andIron Man? Don't everybody come from space?
Superman comes from space? Right,Yeah? Thor comes from space.
Captain America's from here, okay,Batman, Guardians of the Galaxy, that's
space most of those. Yeah.Well, the dude is Chris Pratt.

(52:30):
He's actually from the Earth. ButI feel like everything's spacey. Yeah yeah,
yeah, Like it's a lot ofspace. I feel like you could
probably tie almost all of the superherostuff to space. Yeah. Black Panther
from here, like Widow is WakandaWakanda is not here. Oh dude,

(52:51):
you gotta watch these movies. Man, you wait till London gets old enough.
You're gonna sit down and I'm gonnaput the order that you gotta go
through, and you guys are gonnabe like, fucking I'm a superhero guy.
Now I'm telling you right now,you're gonna love it. Yeah,
we're gonna do our top five spacemovies coming up after the break. Oh
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next for the pirates, what thosewhat those wily pirates are up to be.
It'll be fun, you know,it's funny. I was out there
last a couple of weeks, Idon't know what it was recently, and

(54:21):
do a little pub crawl and hadsome ladies celebrating a birthday right doing a
birthday party, girls trip, youknow, and in your mind you're already
going, oh shit, how badass. Yeah, it was sixtieth birthday,
so you know you're out with therewith the sixty year old ladies. But
it's funny because remember the character fromCertain It Live. I'm fifty. Look

(54:43):
at me, you know, I'ma fifth match. I kick and I
stretch, dude, Sally O'Malley.I swear to god. This lady on
the door was her. She's like, I'm sixty and I don't care.
I'm gonna get I'm gonna get ahanger in there because I'm six. Dude,
I'm pissing my pants the whole time. I'm just laughing, and I'm
trying not to say anything. I'mnot trying. Like the whole time,

(55:07):
she's say I'm sick. I don'tcare. I'm sixty. I'm like Jesus
Christ, Well, when you toldme, girls, we're on a birthday
pirate pub crawl sounds too exciting,doesn't it. Well, when you said
girls, I'm like, okay,wait a minute, sixty makes sense to
me. Twenty three year old girlson a pirate pub crawl does not make

(55:28):
sense to me. You know yousay that, but all right, go
ahead. Yeah, there's uh,we do a lot of bachelorette parties.
Okay, so you know, yeah, you don't expect a twenty three year
old, but you know, twentyseven, twenty eight, thirty. They
like to go out, put onthe you know, the bride's you know,
the whatever, that fucking the veil, I guess is the word I'm

(55:50):
looking for, and then all thegirls get the sashes or the shirt.
You know, I know you've beenmarried a one hundred years, but it's
still called a veil. I guess, I don't know, and you know,
Horror one, Horror two T shirtsor whatever it is, and uh
yeah, we do a lot ofthe Bachelotte parties, which of course is
again conjuring up amazing images in yourhead. And let me just tell you

(56:12):
it's not as cool as you think, because I was gonna say, did
the pirates, I mean you gota little place for tips? Yeah,
yeah, yeah, but at theend of the tour we take tips.
The problem is a lot of thosepeople show up completely blitz craig by the
time and they get there and it'sjust a fucking master's crying under your eye
patch. Yeah I wish now,it ain't that good. I'm telling you.

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They're they're sloppy, they're crying,they're fighting, they're arguing, they're
just like h and it's like you'retrying to actually do something here fun and
uh yeah. So when you saybachelotte party taking the tour, that sounds
awesome. Seventy five percent of thetime it's not that good. Few times
it's cool, but most somebody startedthe tour and then just kind of petered
out in the middle of it,couldn't go any further. Yes, I've

(56:59):
held hair, I've picked people up, come on. Yeah, yeah,
No. There was one guy.He was so hammered one time on a
bachelor party, which those are terribletoo, because you know those we're doing
shots and it's fine, hey man, they have fun. I make sure
they have a good time and it'sgreat. One dude, he had this

(57:19):
unique ability where he was doing shotsand he's hammered. I mean, he's
fucking blackout drunk, and he wouldstand there and he would stand up in
his eyes and clothes and he wouldjust start wavering like a tree in a
breeze. He wouldn't fall. Hewould start leaning and he would lean and
I would just put my hand upon his chest and kind of nudge him
back and he would just stand backup. And that's all we're doing.

(57:40):
The dude was standing up past likewas it Alex from the Rod Ryan Show.
He can do that. I don'tknow how he stays bipedal like and
drinks like he does. He stilljust keeps going. He's glazed over.
He doesn't fall. No, Okay, yeah it happens, dude. It
happened from time to time. Soyeah, no, but it is fun.

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It's it's a blast. People havea great time. So yeah,
parts of the Court dot com,thanks for that. So apparently, and
I didn't read the article, butapparently India landed a rocket on the moon.
Yeah, dude, number four,fourth nation to do so. Of

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course USA number one, USA,China has been on the moon. Whatever
Russia used to be, they wereon the moon cosmonauts and then uh and
and now India becomes the fourth countryto successfully land on the moon. So
but when we stay successfully, we'renot talking people just a fucking they landed

(58:43):
a rocket, right, there's nothere's no dudes up there walking around right
now. That would be a bigdeal that I think. It's just they
got a rocket the land without crashing. I believe is the is the is
the wind here. There's not justdudes cruising around right. Yeah, they're
probably gonna release some rover or somethinglike that because they're on the like,

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they're in a weird area that peoplehaven't been to where they think there might
if the area that they're in,they got the best chance to maybe find
some water. If there's gonna beany water, it's gonna be where they
are. Nobody has been like kindof where they're at. Gotcha? Okay?
Yeah, yeah, okay, Sowell that that kind of kicked me
into like, wait a minute,I don't think we've done top five favorite
space movies, and I thought thismight be kind of cool. So do

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you want to go first? Doyou want me to go first? On
the space movies? Wait a minute? Is the Indian? I don't think
there's people because I know that theNASA is working on sending some people up
there, but we're just doing liketest cruises around the Moon the next couple
of years, and then I thinkwe're gonna land some peeps up there.
I think people landing on the Moonwould be a pretty big headline. I

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don't think that's what happened. Ithink it's just a rocket that they were
able to not crash. Yeah,it's it's landed on the Moon's south Poul,
Russia was close and it ended ina crash, which they didn't talk
about deaths. So there must havebeen nobody in there, right, there's
nobody in there. Yeah, nobodysetting humans up there yet. Okay,
cool. I don't exactly follow alot of NASA ship but that's pretty cool.

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So yeah, Top five space moviesthere's a lot to choose from here.
I was kind of surprised there isa lot to choose from. And
you know, it's like doing atop five led Zeppelin and not putting Stairway
to Heaven in there. Like,what do you do with Star Wars?
Like it's the franchise, right,You're not gonna go Star Wars one,

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two, three, four, andfive on your list? A punch of
the nose if you do that,Na, Now, I wouldn't do that.
That's that's not no because but butthere's no denying that it's the granddaddy
of them all. Correct, Butthere's some that are way better than others.
So I if you had two onyour list, I wouldn't be upset
about it. I'm gonna put StarWars franchise in at five because I really

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like an idiot not mentioning them ona space movie top five list. Correct.
Yeah, And it's not that Idon't like them, it's just,
you know, I mean, Iwas a kid. I fucking lost my
ship like everybody did over them.It just didn't overtake my life. And
I'm not going to conventions that Idon't have a Chewbacca costume here but but

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it was awesome, you know,it was awesome. Yeah, So I'm
gonna wrap it all up into numberfive. Okay, yeah, I think
that's fair. Totally fair, absolutelyyeah, okay, got you all right?
So I have that in a numberfive in a number four. I
did not see it when it cameout, but I was ten years old
that summer. I was nine,Yeah, right around I was just about

(01:01:45):
to turn ten. Dude, themovie Aliens with no Internet. It was
another one of those things that everybodywas talking about it, and I remember
one to see it so bad becausethere's the scene the scene in Aliens is
that alien coming through the dude's belly, you know and sticking out, and

(01:02:12):
it's just everyone was talking about it. So I remember, like later on,
watching it on HBO and thinking thatit was pretty cool. Even though
the special effects by today's you know, it's it's awful, but it is
a pretty great movie. It isa pretty awesome movie. So I got
Aliens, the original one, Aliensin at number four in a number three.

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You know, maybe I like hermore than I let on. I
don't know. She doesn't seem likeshe'd be cool to hang out with.
There's something about Sandra Bullock that Ijust she doesn't seem cool to me.
But the movie Gravity is awesome.Yeah, it's really really good, and
it's just her. It's it's kindof like Tom Hanks in Castaway, where

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she has to act all on herown. She's a great actress. Oh,
something seems just a little up tightabout her. And I know she's
got the New Orleans connection and she'sgot a little Louis and the whole thing
is she cool? Would she includedout and drink with I wouldn't be mad
about it. If she invited me, I'd be like, Yeah, that's
cool, I'll do that. Wouldit be cool, Yeah, it would
be cool. It would be cool. Yeah, I think so she seems

(01:03:28):
cool and funny and stuff. Yeah. I just think she's quiet, Okay
quiet, you know what I mean. But maybe he's really good in that
movie, freaking awesome in that movie. And I want to say that what's
his nut? Is only in itlike for the first twenty minutes, right
Clooney, Yeah, George Clooney,and then he just fucking spoiler alert,

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but he just drifts away in theday like, dude, you're fucked when
your air runs out. Like you'rejust gonna just gag and just die and
you're just gonna float around. That'spretty much how it would work in space.
I think. Yeah, it's prettyit's pretty emotional. Yeah, yeah,
it's pretty damn emotional. It's justkind of like cut the line,

(01:04:13):
cut the line, that type ofthing, you know, like why should
we both die? Cut the line, save yourself, and then poohim.
He just drifts away, and Idon't know. It's good movie making.
It's really good movie making because you'relike, holy shit, yep, there's
no saving that guy. It's it. It's like falling in a bottomless pit
and you just never stop falling intoall the air. Yes, yeah,

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gravity in at number three like itin at number two. I don't give
a shit that it's cheesy. Armageddonis awesome. Armageddon is awesome. It's
completely unrealistic. But the ensemble castis great. Filming here in Houston is
great. A lot of this stuffis probably filmed here in Houston. But

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Bruce Willis is awesome. Everyone elseis a goop. Well, Michael Clark
Duncan is cool, right, They'reall cool. It's good. It's awesome.
Cheese, it's it's Roadhouse in spaceright. Roadhouse is so fucking cheesy
and stupid, and I love it. I love that movie, man,

(01:05:24):
I love it. But it's awful, right, dude, I would go
to the Double Deuce right now,Yo, mijo, you need some help,
all right? Armageddon in it too, Jesus. And then Apollo thirteen,
yeah, yeah. And I've toldthis story before. My first god

(01:05:45):
daughter, your daughter, I thinkJulie is about maybe thirteen or fourteen,
and she's visiting and we go towe go to Johnson Space Center and we're
walking around and you know, we'rethere's rockets there, there's the actual mission
control where they drove everything, andthat's where Ron Howard was able to film.

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They allowed him to use everything.So we're looking at it and we're
standing in this room and I justsaid, okay, look at everything.
The patches on the walls they madepatches back then, you know, and
that you learn all this stuff.And so going through it with her and
then coming home, going to themovie room, ordering a pizza and watching

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Apollo thirteen and watching it where wewere, we did it all in the
same day. It's just it's justlike it's like one of my favorite days.
It's probably my favorite day with Juliaoutside of her baptism. It just
it was so awesome and it madethat movie so much better and that movie
is just that now. That movieis like so much, so special to

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me, you know, and it'sa great movie. It's I mean,
it's fucking Tom Hanks. I meanit's awesome, right, it's awesome.
Howard Ron Howard did that one.Yeah, Yeah, it was so great,
so great. Lieutenant Dan's in it, you know, I mean,
it's it's a great Kevin Bacon.Yeah, No, that's a great one.
That's a great one. Lieutenant Dancouldn't go up and but he's the
one that it saves him. He'sthe one that kind of like re engineers

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and kind of reworks everything to figureout how to get him some more air
and you know, shed some ofthe weight. You think about, like,
because that's based on a true situationobviously, and you think about like
sometimes you get lucky and things happen, you know, that whole it happens
for a reason. You look atthat and go that dude got sick for
a reason or got you know,tested, and he came back sit because
that way he was on the groundand he was so smart that he figured

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it all out through his experience tosave their asses. Had he gone up,
what happens to those guys in reallife? Of course, you know
what I mean, because Kevin Baconis the one that got to go.
I don't remember the guy Murdock andI don't remember like the names, right,
but Kevin Bacon was a fucking joke, Like he wouldn't have been able
to save them. You needed LieutenantDan with it. That's not his name

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either, but you needed him tobe sick because that was the best guy
to figure out how you're gonna getthese guys home safely? You know,
correct? Yeah? Yeah, No, that movie is so great. It's
like, you know, like,hey, they've got it. When they
dumped the ship on the table,the duct tape and the you know,
the tubes and the batteries and whateverpieces and parts, and they go,
this is all they have up there. You need to get them home,

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and you just all these brains,these engineers, and it's like, solve
the problem, work the problem,and they did. It's mind blowing.
It's absolutely mind blowing what what youcan do under that extreme pressure. It's
such a great movie, so great, my five fairly different, fairly different,

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dude, Naro, No, Igive shit with that, actually,
though, you know what, Iwill take shit on this one, and
I'm okay with it. The firstGuardians of the Galaxy movie is good because
the music is so great. Ididn't like to expect. I saw that
movie and you got introduced to thecharacters and in the Chris Pratt dude,
and you're like, okay, thisis pretty cool. And the way they

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use the music was just come on. I mean, dude carries a walkman
with him everywhere. I was donefrom that point forward. As soon as
he had that, I'm like,Okay, this movie's gonna be good.
So it's a superhero movie. ButI do like that one. As far
as space movies go. The firstone, Okay, it's a good movie.
I mean it is good. Andyou know what, and I mean
one of my favorite things always stillnow. I mean, so much music

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was discovered for me off of moviesoundtracks. They used to do such a
good job on soundtracks. You knowwhat I caught on the on TV the
other day was I think it wasten Things I Hate About You. Yeah,
just another dumb teen movie and itwas Heath Ledger, you know,
and they're actually really good, butthey're all really young. But I think

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it's Letters to Cleo and you know, they're doing Cruel to be Kind at
the school day. At the veryend, they're doing a cover of Cheap
Trick, I Want You to WantMe? It was That soundtrack was great.
I mean, so, I guesswhere I'm going with this is Guardians
of the Galaxy brought back the moviesoundtrack and kids were going to get that

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movie soundtrack. Oh and the musicis some of that stuff is early seventies,
late sixties and Baron Band Band,Baron Band Band and get You.
When did you hear those songs upuntil then? You didn't hear it very
often? Know what that was?Nobody and those just great songs. But
people were going after the that wasa the movie soundtrack kind of went away

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for a while. Yeah, andthat kind of brought it back where it's
like, oh, yeah, yougot to get the songs from that movie.
That's a good thing, you know, it's great, great thing.
Number three. Oh no, I'msorry, that was number five. Number
four. I'm a sucker for thismovie. I don't know why. And
it's not necessarily outer space, butthey do go to outer space. Independence
Day with Will Smith and the Fly. I can't remember his name. He

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was in the Scientists in Jurassic Parktwo. Anyway, Independence Day. I
love that movie. I remember whenit came out, Yes, Jeff gold
Bloom and then Bill Paxton, Yes, the president, Bill Pullman or Bill
Paxton. One of those bills fusedall the time, and I think Paxton
Pullman. Shit, I don't knowone of the bills, one of the

(01:11:25):
bills. Anyway. I remember whenthat came out. I remember seeing the
previews and like when they showed inthe in the trailer that they blew up
the fucking White House. I went, well, I gotta see this movie.
This is crazy. Who does that? You know? In the big
spaceships? And actually I was scared. I was like, holy shit,
that could happen. I'm scared.Yeah. I thought it was good.
I mean I kind of I putit in that cheese category and I already

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had Armageddon in there, and Armageddonis better than Independence Day to me.
Right, I felt like I checkedthe box already. I didn't want to
fill it up with too much schmutz. Nah. Well, that that's that
was my, my, my cheesepick right there at number three, Star
Wars Empire strikes Back. That wasthe second one, you know, that

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was the one where you find outthat Luke, I'm your father's spoiler alert,
sorry about that, and it onehasn't seen. Empire strikes Back.
That's when you find out, holyshit, the Darth Vader, bad guys,
Luke's father. What the fucking People'sminds were just blown when that happened.
Plus, it was cool. Thedifference between those two movies is Star
Wars kind of hit, and itwas like, okay, it was just

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kind of something new. Then StarWars mania kicked in after Star Wars.
The anticipation for the second one wasfucking bananas. It was just fucking off
the charts. So yeah, thatwas that was the most exciting. Empire,

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right, Empire strikes Back strikes Back. That one was insane, absolutely
insane. That was number three,number two, And I've watched this movie
a couple of times. It's freakingawesome. It's definitely not I mean,
it's about space, but man,they ain't in space. The movie Hidden
Figures. It's never saw it.I know that I do because I'm like

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kind of like making sure that I'mlike going through all the space movies.
I know that was up for aton of awards, so great, never
saw it so so great. There'sthe story, right, Yeah, these
African American women, they're brainiacs,man, they're super great in math.
They get all these skills, andit kind of tells their story. And
then you've got to think, it'slate sixties, so they somehow work their

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way into the space program in variousways. Well, of course, it's
all a bunch of you know,white dudes and it is the late sixties,
and they're like, oh, yeah, go get my coffee, or
oh, you're here to take thegarbage out. And then the lady's like,
no, I'm here to work mathproblems because I don't know if you
know this, but get into themoon. A lot of math involved,
a lot of math. You're right, you're gonna need that math. I

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knew I wasn't gonna be an astronaut, so I was okay. So yeah,
Hidden figures, man, if youhaven't watched that, dude, you
gotta throw that one on because thatone is great. And then number one,
Apollo thirteen, I think we've alreadytalked about it enough. But that
is definitely my favorite space movie ofall time. And he's being on the
fringe. Yeah, got the Martian, Yes, I wanted to put that

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in my list. I love thatmovie for some reason. He's the Castaway
movie. Matt Damon like grows potatoes, right, it's cast awad away to
grow It's castaway because yeah, you'reright, he's gotta act and he's gotta
he's gotta be all by himself andit's great. It's really good. It's
really really good. I mean thatwas I was struggling and I said,
well, I gotta put Star Warson there. The Martian was on the

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fringe. And then The Right Stuff, which is older. Yeah, I
don't remember. That's the one thatstarts with Chuck Yeager breaking the sound barrier,
okay, and then he's like,I'm not fucking going to space.
Look what I just did. Andthen they had to go find all these
other like rebels that wanted to goup to space. And it's pretty awesome.
Dennis Quaid I think ed is itEd Harris? Ed Harris? Yeah,

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so he's in that and Apollo thirteen. Yeah, he's the guy who
running the show in Apollo thirteen.He's also running the show in the Truman
Show. God that's true. Boy, he's the boss and everything. Yep,
you know what, because as I'mlooking at all this stuff and I'm
looking at space movies, I wantto make sure that I'm not missing anything.
I knew that Hidden Figures had wona ton of awards and I never

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saw and does it deserve to bementioned Matthew McConaughey Interstellar. Never saw it
and I think that won a bunchof awards. It I saw it,
but I'm look, I think youknow this. I'm kind of dumb.
So yeah, I loved it,but I didn't understand what happened. I
didn't get it. Like I'm watching, I'm just going, I don't know

(01:15:57):
what the fuck just happened? Andthen pissed me off. Is is there
a meme of like him crying likein the seat, like he's seeing something
and he's having a meltdown. Yes, and it, dude, I don't
know. I just got so confusedand I was like so lost, and
I'm just I just got mad.And then I then once you once you're

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not falling the thread, I startedgetting mad at I know what the fuck
was going on, and then atthe end, I just went, yeah,
I don't know what just happened.I was mad. So I liked
the movie up until a point whereI just went, fuck what happened?
So I don't need to see it. You should, and I'm gonna watch
it again. But I just itwas very very interesting. It's very cool.

(01:16:38):
But man, it's just, youknow, it kind of blew above
my intelligence level as far as spaceship goes. But I did like it.
Yeah, I don't know that Idial into movies like that anymore,
it don't. You know, Likewhen I watched the last thing that was
like a like work to watch wasI think probably Game of Thrones, right,
and and people would talk to meand I mean, I don't even

(01:17:02):
know anybody's names or anything, youknow. I know that the Starks or
whatever. But there was that onemeister kid and he's looking at the book
and he sees these names in there. And I remember the next day,
everybody like losing their ship like theyknew what that meant. Yeah, I
don't know. I don't know whatany of that means. And I'm watching

(01:17:23):
the same show as you guys,but I am not investing that much.
If I have to work at Interstellar, if I have to work the whole
time that I'm watching it, I'mI'm kind of not interested in it.
I really do go to these shows. If I watch a movie, it's
just a freaking drool to be amouth breather and drool. I don't want

(01:17:45):
to think about it. Well,you don't have to, like because you
can do it that much. It'sjust like it's it's a little abstract,
and if I went back and watchit again, I'd be like, oh,
well, this is what happened,you dumbass. For whatever reason,
I just I didn't quite get itthat first time through. Yeah, Interstar's
cool. Neither one of us puttwo thousand and one of Space Oddity on
there because I don't think i've seenthe whole thing. I've always fallen asleep.

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I saw it in film class andall we ever. The only memorable
thing to me because that's Stanley Kubrick, right, So that's like one of
his movies. So it has alook. The music, it's one of
the classic all times apparently you know. But but it's that opening scene where
the apes are fucking killing each other, correct, and it shows them picking

(01:18:32):
up in a weapon and an apeis beating another ape. Now those apes
look horrific. They're dudes in fuckingape costumes. Like, it's so bad
looking. It's hard to get pastit now because I remember my movie Teacher
making such a big deal of youknow, this is the most important piece

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of cinema of its time, andyou know, look what he's doing here.
I'm like, it's a fucking dudein an ape costume. Dude,
I can't get past this. Thisis horrible. Go back and watch the
first ten minutes of two thousand andone of Space Odyssey, and you cannot
get past dudes and ape costumes.Yeah, yeah, I think we're looking

(01:19:15):
at it from a different lens,you know what I mean. When it
came out, I'm sure people werelike blown on their minds because you're seeing
space, You're, you know,the whole thing. But now you look
at it, you're like, that'sboring. I didn't put that on my
list either. Star Trek, NoStar Trek mentions, Star Trek, The
Wrath of Cohn. Oh fucking great, that's now you're going way back.

(01:19:39):
Captain Kirk Taken on the Corinthian LeatherDude Ricardo Mantelband. Yes, Fantasy Island,
right, that guy loved it.I'll tell you about the updated one
was okay too. Yeah, yeah, with the Wonder Woman's boyfriend in it.
Chris Piney, we're really bad atthis today. We're just sucking up

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all the characters in different movies.Am I wrong? Yeah, you know
you're right, but I mean,yeah, no, he's great. Okay,
he is great in that. Ilove that. I saw the first
new one. I didn't see theother ones. Yeah. That and that
little Anton Yelchin kid was check Off, the kid that died. Yes,
that's right. He got like ranover by his own car or something.
Yeah. So yeah, that wasa pretty good movie that probably could have

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got to mention the updated when Ididn't. I wasn't down for the other
Star tracks. I was. Itwas on in my house growing up,
you know, and my brother wasa huge Star Trek fan, so he
was into it. But okay,go see the movies when they came out
in the theaters. My parents shouldtake us and we'd go see the Star
tracks. And they were always great, man, they were fun. Dude,

(01:20:45):
HBO ran the shit out of Spaceballs. Spaceballs is great Spaceballs is funny.
I mean it's mel Brooks. It'sa it's a different kind of humor,
right, it's it's it's just thehumor of its day. And those

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guys, I don't know. Ithink it seemed like they all came like
from vaudeville. I mean it wasthey were old back then when they made
these movies, right, you know. But funny though it is. I
never put on Candy was barf insteadof like John Candy was kind of like
the Chewbacca type character. I meanit was funny. And then Bill Pullman

(01:21:30):
or Bill Paxton, I think thatis it? Bill, Bill Pullman or
Paxton. Bill Paxton was in Twister, right, Bill Pullman was in Independence
Day and space Balls and space BallsI think I got that right, or
Bill Paxton? Is it Apollo thirteen? Yeah, it's really really sick on

(01:21:54):
board. Yes, Okay, nowwe've got it. I think we got
it figured out. Okay, wegot the bills figured out. Geez,
so, dumb dude. Spaceballs isreally good. It is funny. Probably
if I only put Star Wars inthere because I felt like I had to.
Space Balls should be number five?Spaceballs? Is that good? Fair
enough? Fair? Enough. Ididn't put the Avatars on my list because

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the first one I kind of fellasleep. I was like, what the
fuck is all this blue shit andouter space? You see the second one
in the theater. I saw thesecond one here at the house, like
probably two or three months ago,and I just was like, you know
what, this is one of thebiggest movies. I gotta just watch it.
So I got a point of reference, and I actually really liked it.

(01:22:39):
The second one, I liked ita lot. There's some really just
unbelievable cinematography obviously with it, butit was cool. I dug it,
like, I thought it was reallygood. It doesn't fit on my list,
but it was cool. I saythis all the time about Avatar the
biggest movie of all time? Right, I think it is the first one

(01:23:00):
here. Okay, have you everseen anybody walking around with a fucking Avatar
T shirt? Have you ever seenone Avatar T shirt? Not too often?
No, have you ever seen one? M I think I actually have.
It's probably a Disney World or someshit on the other ride, but
that's it. You ever go toMcDonald's to get an Avatar cup? I

(01:23:21):
don't think that fucking tie d shit. It's just you know where I'm going
with this, right? You can'tyou go out today, you go downtown,
You're gonna see somebody wearing a stupidStar Wars hat or something. I
just people they talk about like lovingAvatar, and it's like, where are

(01:23:42):
you where? Where are all thesepeople that went to this goddamn movie?
Where are the Avatar people? Youdon't see Avatars at like the Halloween parties
you go to. There's gonna bea fucking Yoda, you know what I
mean. There's gonna be some Mandalorian, But you don't see there's no avat
outside of the movie and the boxoffice number. Where's all the other shit?

(01:24:05):
Where's the Avatar board game? Where'sthe Avatar video games? Where's the
Avatar crap? Yeah, there mustbe a video game. I just don't
play video games. But you're right, that is a great point. I've
not seen hardly any of that ship. You know, every once in a
while, like Marti Graw, youmight see one or two people. But
there's a lot of work paint yourship blue and all that stuff and the

(01:24:26):
tail and the weird ship, andthen there's a lot of work. There's
a lot of work. Okay,it's a lot of fucking work. Okay,
so all of it's a lot ofwork, and you're gonna see all
that shit. Still, Yeah,it's true. I've never seen an Avatar
T shirt. No, not toit's maybe one. Didn't they make an
Avatar lunchbox Jason with a with amatching thermis? Is there such a thing?

(01:24:50):
I don't think they still make thoseat all? Do they? How
did they make this amount of money? How do they make all this money?
And they didn't merchandise the shit outof that movie? Didn't have to.
I guess I don't know. Maybethat's a James Cameron thing. He's
like, I don't want to fumous. Are there a little Are there little
blue dolls at your house? Isyour kid? Did you? Was your
kid playing with avatars? No?He didn't. I don't think you sew

(01:25:12):
the movies. I don't think hegave a shit. He was like,
that's boring. I don't care.Yeah, I don't know who paid.
Do Expo see those movies? Like? I have no idea. Where's the
shit? If you watch? Probablyyou haven't yet, but you will at
some point. With London watched themovie Wall e. It's a cartoon,
but like a little robot space liveaction or it's that movie. It's not.

(01:25:35):
It's like it's like a computer cartoon. It's not a car drawn cartoon.
It's good. It's really really good. And I remember seeing it.
I've only seen it once. Irememory he's probably not great on it,
but I remember watching it going,oh, this is kind of cool and
it's funny, it's got it's gotits moments. But then it just has
such a great message on the humanrace, like it literally is. You're

(01:25:56):
sitting there as an adult watching,you're going, oh Jesus God, we
suck. Like it's it's really it'sa good movie. Old movie, right,
uh ten years ago maybe? Ohokay, I thought it was an
older movie. No, it's aman maybe a couple more than that,
but yeah, it's not super old. So like Howard the Duck old No,

(01:26:17):
no, no, no, thisis this is two thousands for sure.
Okay, it's good, but itmade it really it really It says
some things about you know, uselesshumans. It really does, and it's
and it's pretty spot on in alot of ways. It's it's it's a
good movie. So I don't thinkit's quite in London's wheelhouse yet, but
there'll be a time when you'll watchit. I just thought on one,

(01:26:40):
Triple Teddy. See, I didn'tsee that one in my Triple Teddy.
Triple triple Teddy. You know whatTriple Teddy is? Total recall, total
recall. The girls got the threeboobs? Yes, aren't they on Mars?
Yes, total recall was on.I saw that. I'm like,
I don't remember that one that well. So I do remember that one,

(01:27:00):
and it's pretty fucking great. It'spretty awesome. Is that the one with
the Richard Dawson, the old familyfeud guy Running Man? See? I
like that one too. That wasRunning Man. It was kind of just
a futuristic kind of a take onLogan's Run. Maybe that's what it was.
Okay, yeah, but total recallis total space movie. Huh noah,

(01:27:24):
I don't know. Maybe I didn'tsee it. Girl's got three boobs?
To see it? The top five'sgot three tits should be on top
five. Yeah, if you're gonnahave that be your criteria, I suppose,
yeah, that would be good.Having three is better than two.
I suppose it's like a puppy it'sa little weird. I'd been down for
it, though, freake, it'dfreaked me out. I wouldn't know what
to do. I'd be like,yeah, it's weird, Like what kind

(01:27:46):
of shirt do you wear? Onesize larger than what you would normally weary?
What kind of brought you pompa savedfor your extra being here? You're
gonna go to the store. Goyeah, i'd even with three. You
had to do some custom work onthat. Of course you're out of space.
Maybe you don't need it, nogravity, so you're gonna be fine.
Shit, alright, alright, anyfinal thoughts, Rod, final thoughts,

(01:28:13):
No, I really don't. Todaywe passed out the backpacks. I
don't have final numbers yet or anythinglike that, but we passed out the
backpacks last Saturday. It's pretty rewarding. You know, you have your kid
out there and you know London's five, so you try to explain these things.
You know, people don't have nicethings like we have nice things,
and you know sometimes you take thatfor granted. So you know, just

(01:28:38):
because she doesn't understand it, itdoesn't mean you don't start like layering that
stuff in there on her. Youknow, it's Okay. You know,
like she'll say, well, whatdoes what does fortunate mean? I'm like,
you're very fortunate. She's like,what does that mean? So then
boom, that's a perfect time toexplain all that ship to her. So,
you know, getting her involved inthat in that charity stuff early on,

(01:28:58):
it's it's pretty rewarding just to havewere there. So that was really
really fun, and it's just areally really great day. And I'm I'm
already working on Boob's rock designs forProstate Cancer Awareness Month for the Fellas is
next month already. So I wasmailed a Cola guard box and I'm going

(01:29:23):
to ship in a bucket and I'mgoing to ship it off. That's awesome,
You're on that age now. I'mgonna get my box soon. Yeah.
So just I mean, I knowthese are final thoughts for in its
August, but coming up the ProstateCancer Awareness Month, Breast Cancer Awareness Month,

(01:29:45):
we raise money for research for thosethings, and uh, and you
know, there's just no downtime likefrom now until the end of the year.
So, I mean, the downtimeis two weeks before I relaunched the
store and then boom, you know, we're at it and just going into
a whole new direction with you know, with our charity efforts here right.

(01:30:05):
I have a concern. I amworried about young Brittany Jean spears. You're
worried about her, are you?I am. I have concerns as a
dad and as a human, Iworry about this poor girl. Now.
Look, I don't have a dogin the hunt, you know what I
mean, Like, I don't careeither way, but I feel for it

(01:30:27):
because she's crazy and she's forty threeyears old right now, and she just
spends all her time spinning around incircles. She's going through this divorce thing.
Now, Dude, I hope somebodyswoops it and takes care of that
girl. That's all I'm saying,because it's it's kind of rough to watch.
Doesn't she kind of have that?And listen some of this stuff that

(01:30:48):
you know, I you know,it's you're not supposed to make fun of
any kind of mental illness right now, but it's Brittany. But she kind
of has that childlike thing that MichaelJackson had that he missed out on his
childhood and then he still kind ofacted like a man, child Like I
was always freaked out by Michael Jackson. I always thought he was a weirdo

(01:31:09):
musical genius great. I don't knowany of the extracurriculars that he did.
But Brittany has that like underdeveloped.They don't know her. The way that
she talks and the words that shechooses and the way that she delivers them.
There's something that wasn't developed right,and it reminds me of Michael Jackson.

(01:31:32):
And she's Michael started a much Michaelstarted much younger than her, But
just because she wasn't famous doesn't meanthat she wasn't getting pushed and she I
mean, I'm sure she had amicrophone in her fucking face when she was
four and five. But yeah,there's there's similarities there, and you know,
it didn't wind up, you know, going very well for Michael.

(01:31:54):
But I think those two there's somekind of a parallel there for me other
than I don't lose any sleepover.No, no, I don't either.
But but but you're right, Imean that whole those weird spastic videos that
she makes and the style that shemakes them, and it's just I don't
know what's going on there there.There is some things because you think about

(01:32:16):
the whole childlike thing. At fortythree, she's acting like she's twenty three.
But it's because you know, shewas on the Mickey Mouse Club,
So she started when she was prettyyoung, right, and then you know
dad keeping her underlock and key thereor whatever that was for many years.
So and then she finally broke freewhat two years ago, and so it's
just it's it's very bizarre. It'sit's like, you know, you watch

(01:32:38):
the ship and you're just like,oh man, please, somebody go in
there and straighten some shit out.Now that's not my business either, but
you put that shit out there,well guess what we can comment on it.
If you don't put it out there, then we don't know. It
is weird. And now with adivorce thing, you know that's going to
add a whole nother layer of fuckedup it's shit to her day. Like

(01:33:00):
I don't know, man, Ihope someone gets in there and get that
girl some help. That's all I'msaying. Yeah, worried. Yeah,
it just doesn't I mean, Ihope that somebody gets in there and helps
her too, because it doesn't looklike it's gonna end well, like real
help, not the dad whatever thefuck he was doing, and the family's
fucked up and whatever somebody manager orsomebody yeah, yeah, I don't know

(01:33:21):
whatever. Hopefully it'll be fine again. I'm not gonna lose a whole lot
of sleep over it. I'm actuallydone talking about it now. But I
just was like, man, thisis the thing, this is the thing.
So anyway, look episode ninety fourin the books. Follow us on
our YouTube channel, Yeah, playpants pod, smash the subscribe button.

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We're on social media Facebook, Twitter. Put down your five favorite or maybe
just two. It doesn't have tobe five. I don't care, but
engaged because we'll respond one way oranother, and maybe we miss something.
I'm sure we did. There's plentyof space movies out there that I'm sure
we totally ignored or you know,shit on our five. I don't care.
That's what makes it fun too.I actually love that part. People

(01:34:06):
are like, you dumb ass,that movie sucks. And then I started
thinking about I'm like, maybe you'reright, or I'll know. I'm probably
gonna eat shit because I said Ididn't understand Interstellar and someone's gonna explain it
like one sentence. I'm gonna go, oh, It's like the scene in
Mall Rats, right were the factguy's looking at that painting that's like nothing,

(01:34:26):
but if you stare at it longenough, Like there's a sailboat spoiler
alert, remember that ship? Yeah, well I could never see those either,
but everyone kept walking up going it'sa sailboat, stupid. So someone's
gonna be like, yeah, Interstellar, this is it, and I'm gonna
feel like an ass. But that'sokay. I don't mind. That's how
we learned. I need to still, I still need to see it.
I'm gonna put hidden Figures on mywatch. Lift Hidden Figures is great.

(01:34:48):
I really liked that movie a lot. Yeah, totally cool. Right,
all right, guys, thanks somuch for checking this out my mind.
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