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June 21, 2024 10 mins
Blake took Alabama to her first motorcycle rally and things got a little.... weird. Alabama talks about her experience vs. Blake's and why he had to take back the bike and pick her up in the car.... 
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When you listen, it's like you'reswiping right the Alabama Show. Good morning,
I'm so excited. Oh, I'mso excited. Hey im Alabama.
Thank you for listening to the AlabamaShow. Eight three three five oh one,

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Bama is the number to call in. I brought home three roosters on
Sunday, and they're too young tohave their crow. I got them from
my uncle, and my uncle toldme when he gave them to me,
he said, look, they arehalf laughing rooster, half some other regular
chicken. They may have a laughingcrow, which YouTube laughing roosters. They

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sound like they're laughing when they crow, or they may sound regular. But
they're too young. And even whenthey're young, you still won't know until
their whole crow has developed. Thismorning, when I was leaving for work,
one of my roosters crowed for thefirst time. I heard it.
It sounded like a normal crow.Still don't know if it's going to be
a laughing rooster or not. Don'tcare it crowed. I have my own

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personal alarm clock at my house.I think it sounds great. Steak Daddy.
My boyfriend is very upset about it. I think it's awesome. How's
your morning going? Call the showeight through thirty five. Oh one.
Bama is the number. Boy,tell me you're from the South without saying
you're from the South, or youknow, you can text if you can't
get through the phone lines. Youcan always text the keyword Alabama and your

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message in the same text message tothree zero three eight two. I would
love to hear from you. Goodmorning, Thank you for being here.
It's what the hell headlines? Whatthe hell are you talking about on the
Alabama Show? Hey, restaurant bandkids under five years old because they're too
unsanitary. Why this is going onin Indianapolis? They have closed after the

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owners had a ton of backlash becausethey banned kids under five for being too
unsanitary. Listen to the owners talkabout what's going on. This is not
chokie cheese. This wasn't made forbabies. That's just sat true. But
neither of us have ever eaten ata restaurant where someone would openly expose a

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breast in public to feed. Onlywhen in our own restaurant has this happened.
One would think and expect common decencyand respect for others would be the
norm. We had to make acall to close on Sunday because we had
receiving I had received some death threats. Oh my gosh. Anyway, just

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why it's three things you need toknow. There's an estate sale with items
from Birmingham Southern College campus. Iam so excited about this because you know,
Birmingham Southern announced that they were nolonger going to be after like a
few months ago. This estate cellis selling stuff like furniture, electronics,

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instruments, and art. They're alsoselling statues, mascot costumes and old year
books. This is great if youknow somebody who is an alum to buy
them a piece of history because BirminghamSouthern is literally a piece of history in
Birmingham. The sale starts tomorrow atseven pm and then in Sunday at eleven
pm. The listing right now ison estatesales dot net Happy Shopping. The

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high temperatures that are going on rightnow can cause issues with certain medications.
With the heat wave that we've beenhaving, the CDC as warning people who
take certain medications to be careful becausethey can cause heat related illness. This
includes medicine for high blood pressure,allergies, and mental health. So check

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your medicine and also check with yourdoctor, especially for you to be out
in the hot high I hate JustinTimberlake's lawyer released another statement after his DWIRS.
His lawyer, Edward Burke Junior's officesaid, mister Burke looks forward to
vigorously defending mister Timberlake against the allegations. He will have a lot to say

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at the appropriate time. He iscurrently awaiting full discovery from the DA's office.
If you missed it, Tuesday,right after midnight Tuesday morning, Justin
Timberlake got arrested in New York fora DWI. He said he had one
martini. The police held him overnight. There have been so many memes on
the internet ever since. At somepoint, I'm going to be like the

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guy who said, leave Brittany alone, Leave Justin alone. Look, we're
all grown ups. We all makemistakes. It's just what a mess?
Oh JT. That's three things youneed to know more at the Alabama Show
dot com. What the hell headlinesare on the way next, you were
listening to the Alabama Show on tome at what is the crazy thing that

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you are afraid of? Called theshow? Eight three three five oh one
Bama is the number that's eight threethree, five oh one two two sixty
two. Because there's one. Ihave the most irrational fear, and it's
so dumb, and it keeps poppingup at different times in my life.
It's worms, like not worms inthe dart, but like parasite worms.

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Because when I was younger, Iheard a story of a friend who had
a stray cat and got worms fromher. And like literally, when I
was nineteen, I took myself tothe emergency room because I had a cat
that had worms and I thought thatI had one, and the doctor was
like, honey, that's an ingrownhair. Go home. So I did.

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And now I have the second kitten. There is the second kitten in
two weeks that my neighbors have foundon the highway by my house. And
somehow I became the rescue and takeit in and take it to the vent
and handle it. So I tookit to the vet and we got it
some more medicine and we're in theprocess of deworming it. And like I

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am freaking out in the showery yesterday, I was checking myself to make sure
there were no worms on me fromthis kitten, and it's so like it's
like the hardest thing to get.I know, like, if there is
an expert listening to the show,you're probably laughing at me. Feel free
to call in. Eight three threefive oh one BAMA is the number.
But that's the crazy thing that Iam, Like, I am so freaked

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out about it. I will literallydo a parasite cleanse every three months just
because I no, no, nono, I read the news stories.
I don't. I can't. What'syour irrational fear? Eight three three five
oh one BAMA is the number.It's eight three three five oh one two
two six two. If you're listeningto the Alabama Show on demand, call

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the show. What is your irrationalfear? Eight three three five oh one
BAMA is the number? Because mineis literally parasites, which is a terrible
fear to have with all the animalson my farm. But I do,
like, literally every three months,I do a parasite cleanse. I can't
do it. I just worms nope, no, no, eight three three
five o one BMO is the number. Ashton, Do you have an irrational

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fear? I do. I havea fear that if I get on the
plane, it's going to be hijackedand then we're going to go down.
What movie did you watch or isthis or is it the Fear from from
nine to eleven? The Fear fromnine eleven? And I was only in
like third grade when it happened.Girl, I totally understand that I was

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in high school and that happened,and I remember watching it and everybody panicking
and literally one of my like oneof my parents' friends was a flight attendant
and she quit after that happened.Like it's so irrational, Like I know
TSA has gotten bitter and everything shouldbe good, and like I'm terrifog.

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That's a very I get it.That is a very real fear. Do
you drive everywhere now? Do youtake long road trips if you go on
vacation or do you still fly?Yes? Absolutely, you'll drive. We're
just gonna drive thirty hours to theother side of the country. It'll be
okay. Absolutely, that's great,Ashton. Thank you for sharing. Thank

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you call the show. What isYour Irrational Fear? Eight three thirty five
OHO one Bama is the number,or you can text the keyword Alabama and
your message in the same text messageto three zero three eight two oh,
because I'm afraid of worms, likeI rescue a kitten and parasites are my
thing. Kelly, good morning.What's your fear anything with more than eight

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legs? What anything with more thaneight legs? So centipedes are a big
note. Yeah, because I'm likefreaking out right now thinking about My daughter
called me last night. She facetimedme from downstairs one on her bathroom floor,
yep, and she's standing on thetoilet. She's coming to help me,

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and I'm like, I'm not helpingyou. It's because they never die.
Every time you step on a sindipene, it never dies, and then
it crunches lod. Yeah, exactly. And right now I've got the wheelies
just thinking about it. Oh Kelly, well you gotta go burn your house
down now? Oh god, Imight ye get checked. We're talking about

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irrational fears. What's the thing thatyou are afraid of that you think is
silly or maybe other people think issilly. Eight three three five oh one,
BAMA is the number that's eight threethree five oh one two two six
two. And if you want totext, if you don't want to call,
you just want to text in andbe anonymous text the keyword Alabama and
your fear in the same text messageto three zero three eight two, Heather,

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good morning. What's your fear?My fear is that when I get
sick, any kind of sickness,that me dying, Like I'm going to
die. Oh and nobody else isgetting sick in my family, no one
else like my kids and my husband, no one is also sick. But
I feel like I'm sick. I'mgoing to die. I'm the mom.
I'm not supposed to get sick,and that's it. I feel like I'm

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going to do. Have you alwayshad that fear or did that start after
COVID? After COVID pretty much,I totally get that because COVID literally,
like we all, I think thewhole world is still going through PTSD from
COVID, I'm sure of it.If you've ever had it, like I
have had it once and I thoughtI was dying. I literally felt like

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I was dying. Well, that'sfunny because every time I've had COVID it
hasn't been bad at all. It'sjust been like a little cold, wow,
no fever, nothing, And sowhen I get a fever, I'm
like, that's it. I'm done. Do you take a lot of vitamins?
Now I don't. Which is Ishould? But I don't. Girl,
I was gonna get those multi multivitamins. Well you'll stay healthy.

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I don't know. I need toget my life to get Oh it's okay,
we all have them. I'm afraidof worms, so I get it.
Thank you for sharing, Heather,You're welcome. What's your irrational fear?
Called the show? Eight three threefive oh one, Bama is the
number? Amy, Good morning?What is your fear? Roaches and spiders?

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Oh? Yes, roaches? Ohbecause they crunch? No way.
Yeah, I can't even kill them, because didn't they act like they're going
to chase me? Who's the roachand spider killer at your house? Then?
If you can't do it, myson? Oh that's so funny.
How old is your son? He'stwenty six? Tell me I'm crazy?

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Oh? Thanks, Oh that's great. I went to the rest stop.
You know how, they have abig roaches, those things, you know,
man, they were everywhere and Iwas hopping over them and everybody was
laughing at me. I would haveleft. I would have immediately, just
not even gone to the bathroom.At that point, I would have found

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another rest stop, but that wasthe only one current. But I don't
have roters in my house. They'reoutside. Oh absolutely, Do you have
like a ton of roach killer layingaround the house just in case just said
that one won't come in? Yes, yes I do. I even have
those sticky things still to catch themall. I don't even like the sticky

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things. Nope. Oh, Amy, thank you for sharing. Well,
you're welcome. You guys, havea great day. There's three things you
need to know you with the AlabamaShow. There is a new state law
that can help veterans have health carefor mental health to help them deal with
mental health. Lawmakers just passed abill that would authorize the Alabama Department of

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Veteran Affairs to establish and operate operatea state wide health care system, which
is huge. Mental health is sucha big thing that is easily forgotten to
take care of, especially with theveterans. So I'm so glad that this
has just passed in Alabama. Duncanannounce the return of Iced Coffee Day today.

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Also, it's the first day ofsummer, so every iced coffee sold
today will donate one dollar to theDunkin joy In Childhood Foundation, and there's
a limited edition iced coffee inspired phonecase that's supposed to look like the iced
coffee drink with floating ice cubes init for fifteen dollars. Also proceeds being
donated to their foundation as well.Here are the tiny toxic habits that can

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ruin a great relationship, according tothe experts, that you might be doing
if you worry about what other peoplethink about your relationship. Oh that's yeah,
don't worry about other people. It'sbetween you and your boot. Who
cares. Other people's opinions don't matterbecause they're not in the relationship. They
don't know everything. If you letthe past define you or your partner,

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most people learn from their mistakes andmake different choices moving forward. So give
people the benefit of a doubt.Like, if your partner has a past
with their ex, they probably learnedfrom it. If you've made mistakes with
other relationships, you've probably learned forit and you do better moving forward.
And if you try to change yourpartner last habit, you cannot change a
person. And if you're actually ifyou're trying to change them, you're actually

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rejecting them and telling them that theyare not good enough for you, and
that could also ruin your relationship.According to the love Gurus. That's three
things you need to know. Moreat the Alabama Show dot com. Here's
what's coming up next on The AlabamaShow. What's your good News? Call
the show and share what's awsome ifyou want to celebrate with the rest of

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the world. Eight three three fiveoh one Bama is the number. That's
eight three three five oh one twotwo six two. It's what the hell
headlines? What the hell are youtalking about? On The Alabama Show,
an ex convict is back behind barsafter a fight over a honeybun. You
must been having PTSD from his childDay's having honey buns there? Of course,

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this happened in Florida. A guyforty seven years old and his girlfriend
were fighting by their car outside ofa hotel that they both lived in,
and she ate the honey bun beforehe was able to eat it, and
so he hit her in the face. Cops got called, he got arrested,
and now he is back in jail. Why the Alabama Show? Fun

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to Min's Amazing Free on the iHeartRadioapp. Good Morning, Joe, What's
your secret? I Am Dating myex girlfriend's daughter. Oh God, By
the way, if you ever havea secret that you want to share for
tea time with Alabama, I lovethese call the show eight three three five
oh one. Bama is the number. What is going on? How are

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you dating your ex girlfriend's daughter?Well, so I met this girl.
I was out at a bar andhe is twenty two. Okay, so
she's of age, thank god,yes, very legal. Of course.
I had no idea at first thatI knew her mother. You know,
we were out of the bar,we were flirting, and then we ended

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up doing you know, we endedup dating a little bit, and I
still am. So So this girlcomes up to you at a bar and
she's hitting on you, and youdon't know that that is your ex girlfriend's
daughter. No, how did youfind out? How did wait? How
do you know her mom? Whendid you date her mom? So we
date. I did her mom backin high school. We're both now in

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our forties. So her mom cheatedon me with my best friend. That's
why we broke up originally, yougod, dear God. Okay, And
so that was a little bit messyobviously. So yeah, we just started
talking and she was telling me aboutwhere she's from, and you know her
family and all that stuff. SoI kind of put two and two together

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and I eventually told her you knowwhere I went to high school? And
she's like, oh, you mustknow my mom. I said, yeah,
I did, but I left itat don you haven't even told the
girl that you're dating now that youdated her mom in high school. Oh
no, no, what are yougoing to do? If she asked her
mom if she knows you, andher mom's like, oh my god,

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that's my high school boyfriend. Well, I'm not really worried about it because
she's too afraid to even tell hermom she's dating. She's dating an older
guy, so I'm not really worried. There's a part of you that secretly
loves that you're dating her daughter aftershe cheated on you. Isn't there there's
something there? Yes, because hermom cheated on me. So now I'm
I kind of getting back at her. It's been away, so oh man,

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I just call the show. Idon't even want to know anymore.
Eight three three five oh one,Bama's the number? Have you ever?
I don't know if anybody else hasever done this, but oh, just
call in eight three three five ohone two two six two. You're listening
to the Alabama Show on demand.I'm done, happy freaking Thursday. We
have one more day till the weekend. Man, I can't help it.

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I'm just I'm ready. I'm ready. Thanks for listening to the show.
Anything you missed. You can downloadthe free iHeartRadio app and look at the
Alabama Show on demand, or godownload the new podcast My Boyfriend's Teak Daddy
and I started. It's real goodtoo. It's called She Drives Me Crazy.
Also on the free iHeartRadio app.That's the great thing about the iHeartRadio

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app. It's free and all thepodcasts are free. So the iHeartRadio app
the Alabama Show on demand and sheDrives Me Crazy and I'll see you tomorrow.
Bye. Thanks for listening to theAlabama Show Home on demand.
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