June 27, 2024 • 10 mins
Alabama and Steak Daddy are going to court! There was a little bit of drama in their house and she brought in a mediator to help sort things out!
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(00:06):
Hey, I am Alabama the girlthat drives my boyfriend crazy and I'm almost
crazy. It's not that bad.That's my boyfriend's Steak Dad, also known
as Blake. If you like realconversations with a not so perfect couple,
get ready for a fun ride.Buckle up. It's the She Drives Me
Crazy podcast. Okay, there's alittle bit of backstory with today's podcast.
(00:33):
So, Hey in Alabama, Ido have a radio show Monday through Friday
morning show, and so on theradio, I had talked with my producer,
Blake about a dumb fight that SteakDaddy, my boyfriend and I had
gotten into after I had spent twohours cooking us dinner. And this was
(00:55):
part of the segment that we airedactually on the air. Like I was
expecting him to come home and allof a sudden he would walk in the
door. In my life would justbe like a fairy tale. Oh just
magical. Yeah. So here's whathe did that made me madden. And
we haven't spoken. It's yesterday afternoon. Like I literally went upstairs and slept
(01:15):
in the guest bedroom. What didhe do? We were putting our food
on our plates, getting ready toeat for dinner. Yeah, and he
goes, babe, do you havea fork? And I said, no,
will you get me a fork?And he gets the fork and he
stuck it in the back of myshirt into my sports braw and it was
(01:37):
stuck and I couldn't get it out. I flipped my lid. I was
so mad. I started scream becauseit was cold metal. I was already
cold in the house. I didn'twant him to come home and start messing
with me. I just wanted toenjoy my lovely dinner with my boyfriend and
talk about my day and not haveto fish a fork out of my bragate.
(02:00):
I'm going to side with him.He's just trying to be playful here.
I know. I hope you goapologize to that man. He did
not deserve that. So at thatpoint we had not even spoken yet.
Steak Daddy and I had not madeup, and I told producer Blake,
I said, today is podcast recordingday. I want you to sit in
here. I'm going to hit record. He just pulled up like he has
(02:23):
no idea what's going on. I'mgoing to act like I'm still mad at
him because I knew that fight wascompletely my fault and I said, I
want you to I'm going to sayto you, can you tell my boyfriend
this? And I want you tobe the mediator. And I left Producer
Blake alone to go let Blake in. My boyfriend Blake. There's too many
Blakes in my life. And thiswas how it all went down. Here
(02:46):
they come, it's intervention time forSteak Daddy. Go ahead and have a
seat. In today's episode of SheDrives Me Crazy Podcast, We're gonna have
a mediator. Oh, I letyou sit down, Producer Blake. Could
(03:06):
you tell my boyfriend Blake that hehas to cook dinner tonight. I've been
told I'm gonna be your fictitious lawyerhere. Okay, I'm gonna help you.
What I said, you tell himwhat I freaking said, tell me
applications before I decided. If I'mgoing to you don't have a choice,
No choices, no choices. Canyou tell Stake Daddy that I'm still mad
(03:27):
at him? I happened last nightright now? She is tired of you
and your bs and I'm trying.I'm here to help you because I'm signing
with you based off what i've heard, but I need to do You're not
doing your job, right, I'mjust telling you to tell him what I
said. You're not supposed to doany extra okay, okay, breaking mess,
Okay, you're a piece of trashand you need work. Oh my
(03:51):
god, that's what That's what Igathered from the information. So this is
exactly word for it. I literallywas complaining today about how sometimes I'll ask
people to do something and they'll gooff script. A producer Blake just went
off script. That is correct,So tell me about what happened. Wait
a minute, hey, hang on, hang on, Okay, now,
(04:12):
okay, good morning. I'm out. Shit. I don't even know how
we're gonna do this. Okay,it's our podcasts that she drives me crazy
podcast Hey babe, Hey, I'ma little scared right now. I told
producer Blake about our fight. Bythe way, producer Blake is the producer
on the show. If you havenot listened to the radio show, The
Alabama Show, thank you producer Blakefor being the mediator. Of course,
(04:33):
do what I can. I toldhim about the fight. Which one the
one from last night? Which onehe's on the one that has been ongoing
from the fork? Turn your phoneoff? Oh my god, I'm sorry,
I'm bad at this. Okay,Producer Blake. Now you can go
tell tell uh Sake Daddy aka Blakeanything, ask any questions, do whatever.
(04:58):
Get his side of the story.First off, for the full truth,
I need you to turn off yourphone here. This is where it
starts. So I just want youto tell me what happened from your side.
I'm still not sure. Tell mewhat you can recollect of last night's
events. Let's see, I gothome from work and she had fixed dinner,
(05:26):
which was delicious, by the way, your favorite chicken casserole. No,
I think it's both of our favorites, not from what I heard about
last night. But we're talking aboutthe food at this point, yes,
right now. But and I gota fork because i'd fixed my plate,
and I asked her if she neededa fork, and she said yes,
(05:49):
and she gave the preference on herfork. So I got her fork,
and being playful, I stuck itin the back of her shirt and she
lost her my Well, that's allyou were wearing, Okay, So you
left that detail out right. Idid sports bra not just like you know,
(06:11):
not a like a Brasier air orwhatever they call it. Zir that
No, No, she was wearingsports bras. Leg lost her mind.
It was cold, it was cold. There was cold metal on my back
and I could not get it,screaming and I said, get it out.
Just that's not yeah, okay,we'll go with I just said get
(06:36):
it out, get it out,get it out of here, now,
get it Yeah. Like I thoughtthat I was. I was about to
die. Did you start a newwar at the house? I did not
know. I was like, Itold her to calm down and quit screaming
at me. Did you started yellingback at me? This was wearing all
(06:58):
went sour. I yelled at you, Then you yelled back at me.
Hold on, hold on, let'shold on a second. Let's let's take
this one party at a time.I'm trying to get all the information.
Okay. So she lost her mind, started screaming at me, and I
was like, you need to calmdown. This is I'm just not like
you know, I'm trying to killyou. It's a fork. Let me
(07:19):
let me hold on, hold on, let me let me throw this out
right now. If you say calmdown, no, that only makes it
worse. Okay, As your potentiallawyer here, I'm trying to help you
in future endeavors. Never say calmdown, especially to a woman that cooks
you dinner. I'm going to seeknew counsel and you. It is a
(07:40):
bad idea, I promise. Wewere laughing about this. I talked to
producer Blake about it earlier today.I'm not doing That's not the end of
the story. Okay, well wouldyou Okay, I did get the fork
and put it on her plate,because you know that's where you put forks
when you're not at the table,when they're non sports. I didn't tell
(08:01):
you what I did. I tookthe fork and I put it on her
plate that she had in her hand, that she had just put her food
on. And you know I didn'tjust like to throw it on her plate.
I put it on her plate inthe food so it didn't fall off.
She grabbed a fork, took itand threw it across the room.
You did not tell me that.I know I did, but I did
(08:22):
it after he held it me.He held it me. I'm wrong because
I retaliated. So I'm just supposedto sit there and be your whipping boy
for any time that you had herupset. Some things you can just scream
and holler and I'm just gonna belike, you're right, baby, I'm
sorry. Nobody can hear this becausenobody has their headphones on. Turn those
(08:43):
up. I'm playing court music nowin the background. Oh, I would
like to say this. This feelslike an Amber Herd case. And right
now, who loses their finger?Who wins the money? She cut off
Johnny Depp's finger. I don't rememberthat. I didn't pay. I knew
she puts the That's about all Iknew. Oh my god, Oh my
(09:03):
god. Okay, I'm talking aboutthat right now. Yeh know, we're
talking about real issues. To befair, here's what I said today.
Also, you did yell at me, and that was what I was mad.
But I also said to producer Blake, I said, it's my fault.
I'm about to start my period,and I'm I did say she needed
to apologize because that was an overreactionhe did. He goes, do you
(09:24):
ever apologize to this man after youhave meltdowns? Well, as I know,
yeah, people can't see you asa secondary to the Alabama show.
I would like to formally apologize onher behalf. I think he needs to
be your counsel at this point.No, I'm hoping, I'm I'm on
(09:45):
your side because I think you're inthe right. Here, nobody's in the
right. We're both wrong. Look, if she's wrong, we're both wrong.
With us the only way. Idon't think we can be right.
But if we both have agree thatwe're right, we can't be wrong.
But to her, we're always wrong. I'm confused again. Okay, so
(10:05):
either way, don't stick a forkiner bra. She was done. I
had to stick a fork inner.Oh my god, I'm done now
Hey, I am Alabama the girlthat drives my boyfriend crazy and I'm almost
crazy. It's not that bad.That's my boyfriend's Steak Dad, also known
as Blake. If you like realconversations with a not so perfect couple,
get ready for a fun ride.Buckle up. It's the She Drives Me
Crazy podcast. Okay, there's alittle bit of backstory with today's podcast.
(00:33):
So, Hey in Alabama, Ido have a radio show Monday through Friday
morning show, and so on theradio, I had talked with my producer,
Blake about a dumb fight that SteakDaddy, my boyfriend and I had
gotten into after I had spent twohours cooking us dinner. And this was
(00:55):
part of the segment that we airedactually on the air. Like I was
expecting him to come home and allof a sudden he would walk in the
door. In my life would justbe like a fairy tale. Oh just
magical. Yeah. So here's whathe did that made me madden. And
we haven't spoken. It's yesterday afternoon. Like I literally went upstairs and slept
(01:15):
in the guest bedroom. What didhe do? We were putting our food
on our plates, getting ready toeat for dinner. Yeah, and he
goes, babe, do you havea fork? And I said, no,
will you get me a fork?And he gets the fork and he
stuck it in the back of myshirt into my sports braw and it was
(01:37):
stuck and I couldn't get it out. I flipped my lid. I was
so mad. I started scream becauseit was cold metal. I was already
cold in the house. I didn'twant him to come home and start messing
with me. I just wanted toenjoy my lovely dinner with my boyfriend and
talk about my day and not haveto fish a fork out of my bragate.
(02:00):
I'm going to side with him.He's just trying to be playful here.
I know. I hope you goapologize to that man. He did
not deserve that. So at thatpoint we had not even spoken yet.
Steak Daddy and I had not madeup, and I told producer Blake,
I said, today is podcast recordingday. I want you to sit in
here. I'm going to hit record. He just pulled up like he has
(02:23):
no idea what's going on. I'mgoing to act like I'm still mad at
him because I knew that fight wascompletely my fault and I said, I
want you to I'm going to sayto you, can you tell my boyfriend
this? And I want you tobe the mediator. And I left Producer
Blake alone to go let Blake in. My boyfriend Blake. There's too many
Blakes in my life. And thiswas how it all went down. Here
(02:46):
they come, it's intervention time forSteak Daddy. Go ahead and have a
seat. In today's episode of SheDrives Me Crazy Podcast, We're gonna have
a mediator. Oh, I letyou sit down, Producer Blake. Could
(03:06):
you tell my boyfriend Blake that hehas to cook dinner tonight. I've been
told I'm gonna be your fictitious lawyerhere. Okay, I'm gonna help you.
What I said, you tell himwhat I freaking said, tell me
applications before I decided. If I'mgoing to you don't have a choice,
No choices, no choices. Canyou tell Stake Daddy that I'm still mad
(03:27):
at him? I happened last nightright now? She is tired of you
and your bs and I'm trying.I'm here to help you because I'm signing
with you based off what i've heard, but I need to do You're not
doing your job, right, I'mjust telling you to tell him what I
said. You're not supposed to doany extra okay, okay, breaking mess,
Okay, you're a piece of trashand you need work. Oh my
(03:51):
god, that's what That's what Igathered from the information. So this is
exactly word for it. I literallywas complaining today about how sometimes I'll ask
people to do something and they'll gooff script. A producer Blake just went
off script. That is correct,So tell me about what happened. Wait
a minute, hey, hang on, hang on, Okay, now,
(04:12):
okay, good morning. I'm out. Shit. I don't even know how
we're gonna do this. Okay,it's our podcasts that she drives me crazy
podcast Hey babe, Hey, I'ma little scared right now. I told
producer Blake about our fight. Bythe way, producer Blake is the producer
on the show. If you havenot listened to the radio show, The
Alabama Show, thank you producer Blakefor being the mediator. Of course,
(04:33):
do what I can. I toldhim about the fight. Which one the
one from last night? Which onehe's on the one that has been ongoing
from the fork? Turn your phoneoff? Oh my god, I'm sorry,
I'm bad at this. Okay,Producer Blake. Now you can go
tell tell uh Sake Daddy aka Blakeanything, ask any questions, do whatever.
(04:58):
Get his side of the story.First off, for the full truth,
I need you to turn off yourphone here. This is where it
starts. So I just want youto tell me what happened from your side.
I'm still not sure. Tell mewhat you can recollect of last night's
events. Let's see, I gothome from work and she had fixed dinner,
(05:26):
which was delicious, by the way, your favorite chicken casserole. No,
I think it's both of our favorites, not from what I heard about
last night. But we're talking aboutthe food at this point, yes,
right now. But and I gota fork because i'd fixed my plate,
and I asked her if she neededa fork, and she said yes,
(05:49):
and she gave the preference on herfork. So I got her fork,
and being playful, I stuck itin the back of her shirt and she
lost her my Well, that's allyou were wearing, Okay, So you
left that detail out right. Idid sports bra not just like you know,
(06:11):
not a like a Brasier air orwhatever they call it. Zir that
No, No, she was wearingsports bras. Leg lost her mind.
It was cold, it was cold. There was cold metal on my back
and I could not get it,screaming and I said, get it out.
Just that's not yeah, okay,we'll go with I just said get
(06:36):
it out, get it out,get it out of here, now,
get it Yeah. Like I thoughtthat I was. I was about to
die. Did you start a newwar at the house? I did not
know. I was like, Itold her to calm down and quit screaming
at me. Did you started yellingback at me? This was wearing all
(06:58):
went sour. I yelled at you, Then you yelled back at me.
Hold on, hold on, let'shold on a second. Let's let's take
this one party at a time.I'm trying to get all the information.
Okay. So she lost her mind, started screaming at me, and I
was like, you need to calmdown. This is I'm just not like
you know, I'm trying to killyou. It's a fork. Let me
(07:19):
let me hold on, hold on, let me let me throw this out
right now. If you say calmdown, no, that only makes it
worse. Okay, As your potentiallawyer here, I'm trying to help you
in future endeavors. Never say calmdown, especially to a woman that cooks
you dinner. I'm going to seeknew counsel and you. It is a
(07:40):
bad idea, I promise. Wewere laughing about this. I talked to
producer Blake about it earlier today.I'm not doing That's not the end of
the story. Okay, well wouldyou Okay, I did get the fork
and put it on her plate,because you know that's where you put forks
when you're not at the table,when they're non sports. I didn't tell
(08:01):
you what I did. I tookthe fork and I put it on her
plate that she had in her hand, that she had just put her food
on. And you know I didn'tjust like to throw it on her plate.
I put it on her plate inthe food so it didn't fall off.
She grabbed a fork, took itand threw it across the room.
You did not tell me that.I know I did, but I did
(08:22):
it after he held it me.He held it me. I'm wrong because
I retaliated. So I'm just supposedto sit there and be your whipping boy
for any time that you had herupset. Some things you can just scream
and holler and I'm just gonna belike, you're right, baby, I'm
sorry. Nobody can hear this becausenobody has their headphones on. Turn those
(08:43):
up. I'm playing court music nowin the background. Oh, I would
like to say this. This feelslike an Amber Herd case. And right
now, who loses their finger?Who wins the money? She cut off
Johnny Depp's finger. I don't rememberthat. I didn't pay. I knew
she puts the That's about all Iknew. Oh my god, Oh my
(09:03):
god. Okay, I'm talking aboutthat right now. Yeh know, we're
talking about real issues. To befair, here's what I said today.
Also, you did yell at me, and that was what I was mad.
But I also said to producer Blake, I said, it's my fault.
I'm about to start my period,and I'm I did say she needed
to apologize because that was an overreactionhe did. He goes, do you
(09:24):
ever apologize to this man after youhave meltdowns? Well, as I know,
yeah, people can't see you asa secondary to the Alabama show.
I would like to formally apologize onher behalf. I think he needs to
be your counsel at this point.No, I'm hoping, I'm I'm on
(09:45):
your side because I think you're inthe right. Here, nobody's in the
right. We're both wrong. Look, if she's wrong, we're both wrong.
With us the only way. Idon't think we can be right.
But if we both have agree thatwe're right, we can't be wrong.
But to her, we're always wrong. I'm confused again. Okay, so
(10:05):
either way, don't stick a forkiner bra. She was done. I
had to stick a fork inner.Oh my god, I'm done now
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