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Speaker 1 (00:06):
Hey, I'm Alabama, the girl that drives my boyfriend crazy.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
And I'm almost crazy.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
It's not that bad. That's my boyfriend's sake.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Dad, also known as Blake.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
If you like real conversations with a not so perfect couple, get.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
Ready for a fun ride. Buckle up.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
It's the She Drives Me Crazy Podcast. Okay, So here's
what I put for us to talk about today, because
it's been a while.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
Hi, I love you, I miss she. I miss our podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
I know it's been it's been over a month since
we did one of these.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
Yeah, we're behind so traveling when out of town, Like
I traveled in one out of town.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
You want to talk about while I was gone last weekend?
Speaker 2 (00:47):
It was amazing. I had the whole house to myself.
I didn't have to worry about anything. I get to
you were so full of it.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
You were calling me every day.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
Going I miss you.
Speaker 3 (00:59):
You were like call me every day and check in
every night before.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
Yeah, I know, so you were not loving it except
so I flew out of town. I went to San
Diego for what four days Wednesday through.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
Saturday, came back on Saturday.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
Yeah, four days.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
You want to talk about baby sitting all the animals
while I was gone.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
How'd that go?
Speaker 1 (01:21):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (01:21):
I just ignored them the whole time. It was fun.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
No you didn't, the trades quit lying literally because I
have baby geese in there five weeks old when you
were watching us.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
She has a routine for all of her animals. Every
animal gets its own special or maybe not every animal,
but every group of animals, because there are chickens and
ducks and geese and cats and dogs, dogs, and they
each have their own little she spends. She spends time
with each group of these animals in their own special way.
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It's not like, okay, you go away, now you come
out and I sit and what No? So I she
cuts and wrestles with the dogs or yeah, makes them
submit to her by just like jumping on top of
them in the floor one or the other.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
This is not list how to talk about it.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
And then there's there's the cats, which you know that's
a whole I don't like cats, but apparently there's a kitten.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
Now that the kitten is your best friend, you love her.
Just because she's.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
My best friend doesn't mean I'm her best friend.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
Back to the geese.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
Let's talk about the geese for a minute, though, because
that's what I want to talk about. You baby sat them,
and you sent me a picture because I kayak with
the geese and the pond.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
In our backyard and you took them down to the pond.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
You sent a picture of them in the pond, and
I was like, Oh, I'm so proud of him, because
you are not an animal guy.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
I'm an animal guy. I'm just not this. I'm not
snow white like you are. I love you so I
love you too, obviously, because what do.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
I do with the chickens? Chase them?
Speaker 2 (02:52):
You chase them.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
No. The thing is, we have a broody chicken right now.
This is the thing I came back to. We have
a broody hen and I've been letting her sit on eggs.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
Were trying to hatch it.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
To pull the eggs before you were gone, and she
had like twenty five eggs that she was nests.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
Yeah, she moved to another nest and wasn't sitting on
the original eggs, and we were like, oh crap, we
gotta pull them. But it's fine, it's fine, We're fine.
I had a dream last night that two of the
baby chicks hatched, but the eggs were my purse, and
I didn't know it until I opened my purse to
get a pen out or my chapstick, and there were
baby chicks in the el.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
The shell was cracked, and I was like, why did
I put these in my purse? And I was in
high school and I.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
Was like, well, I got I guess I gotta keep
these chicks warm until school lets out today. And then
I came home and I was still a teenager, but
I was still dating you, but also you were the
adult of the house and I was yelling.
Speaker 3 (03:46):
Down to you, going, hey, baby, there's another chicken hatching
in my bedroom. That was my dream last night.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
I don't even know how to respect I got a
dream journal at today.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
Well, you got a new one, so I know I did.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
That's, by the way, that's the series.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
I think we're going to start on the show because
I have a host a morning show and producer Blake.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
I said, your dream journals. You're going to start bringing
a dream journal into the show.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
And have producer Blake read it with like a whole
like I've seen.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
This just leads into a whole other topic of here.
And I'll start it with one of those things where
you wake up in the morning and your girlfriend is
mad at you because of something that you did in
her dream that you know nothing about.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
You couldn't hear the dream harp that I just played.
Oh yeah, I totally have had a dream that you've
cheated on me and woken up mad and gotten in
a fight with you.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
Yeah, and I'm just laying there.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
That's a whole other podcast for another day. Back to
being out of town because I'm man, I wanted to
google this. I was so like the a couple of
weeks ago, I was talking to you about the podcast.
I was like, Okay, we have to be organized and
not be willy nilly, and I want to like come
up with lists and help people do things and help
people learn how to do in their relationship. And I
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didn't do any of it and none of it. But
hang on, let me put up. Okay, So you took
care of the animals. You did not kill them.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
I love you.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
Yeah, I didn't need any of the ducks or the chickens.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
Well, because Andrea on one of our good friends, Andrea,
she was telling me before I went out of town
because she went with me on a beach trip last
spring and the whole time I was watching you on
the cameras at the house to see if you were
letting the dogs out, and then to see if you're
paying attention to the dogs, and when they would run off, I.
Speaker 3 (05:28):
Would call you. And so my friend she goes, when
you go to San Diego, do.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
Not watch the cameras, don't look at them, leave them alone.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
But I totally didn't watch the cameras, didn't run off.
They did.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
They were not assholes like they normally are.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
I was more worried about the geese this time because
they're still babies.
Speaker 3 (05:48):
They don't have all their feathers. They're my children. Does
that have to do with it?
Speaker 2 (05:51):
I love you, love them all.
Speaker 3 (05:53):
I am mama goose. Here's the cool thing.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
If you ever goose, let's hear some nursery rhymes.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
If you humpty dumpty salad on a wall, if you
ever get a chance to raise baby geese.
Speaker 3 (06:03):
I don't know why they are my favorite birds.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
I have ever raised another segment.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
Yes, let me, mother goose, let me finish this ramt
though baby geese are so sentient and they are so cool,
and they have imprinted on me and think I'm their mother.
Do you think it's crazy watching me with all the animals,
because I know you sit and watch me, like in
the pond with the geese.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
I sit and I'm just like either in the morning
on the weekends, I'm just sitting there drinking coffee. I
like this. Never in my forty two years this is
in the list. I look back and think, this is
where my life should be, and this is what it was.
Speaker 3 (06:39):
Do you hate it?
Speaker 2 (06:40):
Well, I don't not hate it.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
There we go.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
I don't love it either.
Speaker 3 (06:45):
You do love it?
Speaker 2 (06:46):
I love you? You do love me. I love you.
Speaker 3 (06:49):
Oh go follow you know what I'm gonna post.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
I followed this She Drives Me Crazy podcast on Instagram.
I'm going to post some videos of you playing with
the kitten that you hate that you're allergic to.
Speaker 3 (07:01):
You're laughing. I have not seen you sneeze once.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
Not sneeze is My eyes are itchy and water you
get swollow up. I go to lay down in the
bed and all of a sudden, there's cat hair everywhere,
because you lay in the bed with a cat while
I'm not home. It's you. You have you have no, there're.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
No, this is not your girlfriend.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
From my health and well being you're trying to me
to death with animals.
Speaker 3 (07:23):
Doumbullshit evade. All right, let's talk about calls every night.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
I was laughing because you were like, I need you
to call me every night before you go to bed.
And I was like, so if you listen to the radio,
Meg and Terry from one of two five.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
The Bulls, and this is not a gageous request. I
was like, Hey, I want to talk to you before
I go to bed, so call me before you go.
I go to bed my time, which is like two
hours later for you, so it's not even late for you.
Speaker 3 (07:48):
Let me finish.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
So Meg, Meg and Terry from next door on one
I two five the bull She roomed with me, and
you were like, call me every night, and I was like,
what do you think is gonna happen? I was like,
I'm literally sharing a room with Meg and you're like,
she's a twenty six year old girl in the army.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
I don't know. She's a freaking WU girl. You'll get
you all kind of trouble.
Speaker 3 (08:12):
She is not wo girl. I told her that, and
I was like.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
He thinks we're gonna go get in trouble because she's
also in a relationship a very serious relationship. And she
looks at me and she goes, do you want to
go get tattoos?
Speaker 2 (08:24):
Get all the tattoos you want?
Speaker 3 (08:25):
I know, I'm not. I've got enough.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
What if I get baby? Can I get a steak
daddy tattoo? Will you get a steak daddy tattoo?
Speaker 3 (08:33):
Please?
Speaker 2 (08:33):
You can get one?
Speaker 3 (08:34):
Can I get it on my ring finger? Can I
just get a steak?
Speaker 1 (08:37):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (08:38):
Instead of proposing to me?
Speaker 1 (08:40):
Yes, instead of proposing to me when we get married,
I don't want to ring I'm gonna get a tattoo
of a little steak on my ring finger.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
I'm not sure how I feel about the little steak part.
But well, what else?
Speaker 3 (08:53):
What else you wanna talk about about being out of town?
Speaker 2 (08:56):
Let's see? Well, I mean, you know, there's the longest.
It's basically a short term long distance relationship.
Speaker 3 (09:03):
Which I would never I can never do again.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
Before. They're awful. They're very stressful, very hard to deal with,
and it's just you know, you just know after having
been in one or seeing people that you know having
been in them, that these are the pitfalls. So you
just try and me like, hey, these are the things
that we need to do when you're gonna be out
of town for more than just an overnight trip kind
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of thing.
Speaker 3 (09:29):
What do you do that I don't know about?
Speaker 2 (09:33):
Locator on my phone you can track my every move money.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
What's your favorite thing to do when I'm out of town.
I'll tell you my favorite thing to do when you're
not at the house. I drink wine and take a
bath and watch sex in the city every time. And
I'll do a face mask and a face mask.
Speaker 3 (09:49):
I love it.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (09:50):
What do you do like?
Speaker 2 (09:51):
I play pool? Like I'll go out, I'll play pool,
or I'll just sit there and do nothing and enjoy
the quest.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
I know what you did because I watched on the cameras.
You slept late. You slept till like eleven o'clock one
day because.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
Because out playing Poland until three o'clock in the morning.
Speaker 3 (10:10):
That and when I'm home, I wake eight hours.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
When I'm home, I'm used to waking up at like
six in the morning. So on the weekends, I wake
you up early, and you never get to sleep in.
You are so cranky in the morning. On the weekends,
I'll wake you up at like eight and you'll be like.
Speaker 3 (10:27):
Oh my god, it's so early. Why are you up
right now?
Speaker 2 (10:31):
If we've been out the night before, if we don't,
don't go out, you know, eight o'clock's not that bad.
But if we don't get home until twelve or one
or two or whatever happens, we're old.
Speaker 3 (10:41):
We always are in bad by nine o'clock.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
Sometimes we stay up and watch movies or do whatever.
Speaker 3 (10:47):
Watch movies.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
Yeah, we did, Netflix and chill.
Speaker 3 (10:51):
Are we done? Can we finish this one? What else?
Speaker 1 (10:55):
See?
Speaker 3 (10:55):
Okay? I love you? Oh here, let's go back to
this first episode.
Speaker 2 (10:59):
So we're not we're not.
Speaker 3 (11:00):
Doing we aren't. No, no, we're done.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
We're gonna end every podcast with the thing we love
about each other, and it has to be a different
thing every time.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
I love I have a terrible memory. It's gonna end
up being the same thing every time.
Speaker 1 (11:09):
I love that you try to love the animals because
I love them, or you take care of the animals
I love. I love that you tolerate my animals in me.
Speaker 3 (11:19):
I thank you.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
I love you. So I deal with the animals, And
unfortunately that means that when you're not there, I have
to treat them like you treat them, which is a
lot