September 6, 2024 • 19 mins
Alabama finds out if Steak Daddy has a ring for her or not... they talk babies and the problem they've been having with the neighbors and Alabama's rooster.
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Speaker 1 (00:06):
Hey, im Alabama, the girl that drives my boyfriend crazy and.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
I'm almost crazy.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
It's not that bad. That's my boyfriend's sake Dad, also
known as Blake. If you like real conversations with a
not so perfect couple, get ready for a fun ride.
Buckle up. It's the She Drives Me Crazy Podcast? How
much do you dread the phone calls? When I call you?
And I've been looking at the camera around the house
(00:34):
and I'm like, the neighbor's dog. You gotta get it?
Speaker 2 (00:39):
Well, no, So we use the Life three sixty app
and anytime that I am not somewhere that's home, I
typically don't get phone calls. But as soon as that
thing pings that says you're driving, I'm driving, I get
a phone call.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
Hang on, by the way, welcome to this She Drops
Me Crazy podcast. I'm Alabama with my boyfriend's steak Daddy,
who I drive crazy daily. There was a call that
I was like, how far are you away from the house?
The neighbors dogs in the yard. It's killing birds.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
Chickens. Chickens are gone. We're down seven chickens now eight
eight O.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
The rooster was the eighth one. Our neighbor's dog killed
the rooster over the course of two months, and a duck. Yeah,
whoa because our dog killed one dad dog, but their
dog killed the other one. I can't get mad at
our dogs.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
We can get mad at our dogs.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
But you know, our dogs have only killed one bird,
and they're too Their dogs have killed eight birds. But
I did ask uh a steak, Daddy Blake. I asked
you a while ago. I was like, every time I
bring home a new animal, because when an animal dies,
you have to dispose of the body. And I was like,
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do you dread me bringing home new animals because when
they die you have to deal with me crying and
being upset with it.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
That is those that's the That's one of the reasons
that I dread it.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
What's the other reason?
Speaker 2 (02:10):
Because you you go, you take trips for work. Sometimes
you're gone, sometimes it's just overnight, sometimes it's for a week,
and sometimes it's for a week, like most recently.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
That was Wednesday through Saturdays.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
Whatever. I did not sign up to do farm chores.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
You told me you would do it, though, well.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
Of course I'm gonna because if I don't, who's going
to do it?
Speaker 1 (02:36):
I'll hire some tell.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
You that I'm going to do it now, whether I
do it or not. As another I told you I.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
Would pay your guy to do it, and you got
that's stupid.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
If I'm going to be there, I'm going to just
for the simple fact that it's going to save money
and I'm cheap.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
Okay, So consoling me, animals sitting, any other reasons you
hate phone calls?
Speaker 2 (02:59):
Just the the phone calls. Now, Oh there's I get
Alabama over here. Get so bored.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
You're trying. She's driving, You're trying to edit yourself. I am,
I do. I want to see what you're doing.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
You know I'm not doing it. You can see what
I'm doing. You can look on the thing and watch
my little Iika just moving down the road.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
Okayad saying the thing I'm used to doing. My phone
calls when I'm driving, So I go down the list.
I call me Mom, my grandmother first. Then I'll call
my aunt Holly. Sometimes I'll call Zanne, my radio friend
in Austin, and I'll call you. I'll call Angie, who's
my best friend. I'll call Andrea.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
And this is all within five minutes. It is.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
Yeah, it just depends on who's doing what. Well, most
people are at work during the day, and if you're
in your car, I know you're available at work. I'm
asking you're driving.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
A lot of the times I'm on the phone with customers,
are calling the customer that I'm going.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
To next to meet a voicemail.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
Would you call me back to back to back, come
back to back.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
If you don't answer after the second call, I leave
you alone. I don't call you twenty times in a row.
You're making it sound like I'm.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
A crazy twenty times. And do you know what it
ends up being when you call me that many times?
What do we have ice cream? Did you all the
ice cream?
Speaker 1 (04:16):
I don't say ice cream, I'll say what do you
want for dinner tonight? Because you'll come home and you'll
be like, what's for dinner? And I'm the one that's
at home that has to plan the dinner. We need
a therapist for this podcast.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
I do not disagree. Now, Hey, I bet we could
get one to come on just for the publicity and
then we can get a free therapy session.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
Actually, I have that plan for us on a future episode.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
He's thinking ahead because we're going.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
To talk about some stuff. No, but I was joking
the other day, I said, I keep bringing home all
the baby animals because baby fever. I want a kid,
and those are my kids because we don't have kids.
And my little cousin Hannah just had a baby. So
now the baby fever is on. Whones are? When do
(05:01):
you want to try?
Speaker 2 (05:02):
I mean, we can practice all the time, may won't.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
Me and may mall were talking about it yesterday on
the trap back from the hunt.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
Oh were you.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
Yeah, because we were talking about Hannah's not married to
baby daddy, but she's given the baby baby daddy's last name,
so the baby and Hannah the mom won't have the
same last name. I went, oh, yeah, I've already told
Steak Daddy. If we're not married and he knocks me up,
baby's not getting his last name until we get married.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
Yeah, we've had that conversation, y'all. Hear what's that? She's
trying to trap me? She's trying to trap me in
a marriage.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
If you think marriage is a trap, If marrying me
is a.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
Trap, I don't think marrying you is a trap. I
think the institution of marriage is a trap. Just because
you've had a bad marriage, Well, I'm justified in my thoughts.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
I told that, well, you can't judge me for the past.
I don't judge you for my past bad relationship.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
That's the thing. I'm not judging you for my past.
I'm judging the institution in the way it is set
up as a trap. I love you, I love you,
and I will spend the rest of my life with you.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
Don't you dare say we're not getting married, because I'll
end this podcast right now and kick you out of
the house.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
Say she drives me crazy.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
You have said, you have said that we will get
You were like, we might get married one day. We
literally you have a ring, don't you? Do you have
a ring?
Speaker 2 (06:26):
No?
Speaker 1 (06:27):
I swear to god, I thought you bought a ring
a couple of weeks.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
I gotta have a ring picked out for a just
in case kind of thing. You don't have a ring.
I'm a well prepared individualized a ring.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
I swear to god, I really so. Remember a couple
of weeks ago, I thought you bought a ring, because
remember a couple of weeks ago you fussed at me
because I had the ring that I always wear, my
moonstone ring on the kitchen bar, and you're like, why
is this right here, it's gonna get lost. And I went, fine, here,
I'll move it. But I literally just moved it to
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a different place on the bar and then it was
gone for a week. And I have looked everywhere, and
I've checked my purse for it multiple times, and it
was not in my purse. And then magically, like five
days later, it was in my purse.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
One of the cats or dogs or chickens or something
must have put it in there.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
Right I called you, I said, did you put the
ring in my purse?
Speaker 2 (07:19):
And he said, I haven't seen the ring since I
told you the movie, because it's going to get lost.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
Where to God, I thought you bought a ring. Hand
to god, I was like, I think plate botter ring.
And he took that ring to size it, and if
he did, it was the wrong finger because this finger
it was from my right hand, right hand.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
Like, if that's the thing, I will go have your
finger sized professionally. Not with some of.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
These, the one that the ring that fits on my
wedding finger. If you need to steal a ring to
size it, Diamonds Direct has my ring size. By the way,
I think it is five and three quarters.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
But I was going to say five and a half.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
I got measured and it's but the ring that I
have that fits just you know, just for future purposes, just.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
In case you ever need know this useless bit of information.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
You know, the antique erring that I have that may
Mall gave me, that my granddad gave her. It's like
the big it's like gold.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
It looks like not the history behind it fit you
know what it is.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
It's like the big gold with the rabies. It's like
the fat ring that I wear. Oh yeah, that one.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
It's a men's ring. It doesn't a pinky ring you
wear that you're yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
It's not. He bought that for me, mall. It's a
woman's ring. Yes, it's an antique ring. And that's the
that's the ring that fits on the right finger.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
Anyone that the right finger?
Speaker 1 (08:31):
Well, how did we go from roosters to weddings?
Speaker 2 (08:35):
Well you started talking about babies in the middle there,
and that's how we get there.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
I know what. Okay. I do think a lot of
couples go through this of being older and not having
kids because we are older.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
Hey speak for yourself.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
Maybe you're older than me.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
It was all about how you.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
Feel, Okay, I am terrified of I want to have kids,
but I'm almost I will be forty in May of
twenty twenty five. I am freaking terrified of being forty
and pregnant.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
I've got a buddy, and I just found this out
the other day. Best friend from high school okay, same age,
got married ten years ago. Maybe okay, just not pregnant
first time.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
But how old is his wife? Is she younger than
him or his age?
Speaker 2 (09:29):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (09:30):
She?
Speaker 2 (09:30):
I mean about like us, maybe three or four years.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
I know what happens. But you see how tired I
am all the time because my work schedule I get
I wake up at four in the morning.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
Well, it's not your work schedule, it's your sleep schedule.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
I am exhausted, Like, what are we gonna do? And
then if we have a kid hypothetical if we had
a kid, I don't even know if we're able to
have kids. I don't know if I'm able to get pregnant.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
But uh yeah, I've never been tested either. I but
I mean at this point in my life and I
don't have any so well.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
If work starts, like my job starts, I have to
be at work no later than like five point thirty
and there's no daycares open. So if we had a kid,
are you watching a baby till seven o'clock and then
taking it to day care?
Speaker 2 (10:14):
I mean, what are we gonna do? You know, the
same thing everybody else does. Figure it out?
Speaker 1 (10:19):
Then we can't, Like, how are we gonna do vacations?
Speaker 2 (10:22):
What do you mean? How are we going to do vacations?
Speaker 1 (10:24):
You can't. I mean you could take it back.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
You can't take a baby on a vacation.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
Who's gonna babysit our baby when we need us time?
Speaker 2 (10:31):
Nobody? We're parents at that point. We don't need to
just say.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
We Well, Matt, we get to mind out.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
Somebody else take the kid. I don't want the kid
to date. No, you have a kid, You made a
commitment for the rest of your life.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
We get a date night. You get to have a
breakaway from your kid.
Speaker 2 (10:45):
Oh yeah, after the kid's old enough to be left
with somebody else. No. No.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
Also, I feel like Blake is going to be the
guy that if I ever get pregnant because I made
a joke about being or No. I thought I took
a time a couple of weeks ago before I was
flying out of town. And you found the test on
that on the bathroom windows.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
Why do you have this and why are you taking this?
I are just giving you the reason. And how's happening
in your head right now? This is making you think
that I need to take a pregnancy test? I said,
it happened.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
I said, well, I'm a little bit late and I've
been a little emotional. I just want to make sure.
And you're like, oh, well, if you're pregnant, you're not
flying like you're going to be the person when I
get pregnant. You're not going to let me do anything.
Speaker 2 (11:30):
The most protective person you ever meet in your life.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
And then I was like, well then you can't let
me eat sushi or sandwich meat or coffee it oh,
I'm you take my coffee away. I won't murder. And
if I get pregnant, you have to quit vaping around
you No forever, you said you would quit vaping if
we got pregnant.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
When did I say that?
Speaker 1 (11:51):
Because when we first started dating, because I said, hey,
you vape and I don't like it, and you're like, well,
I'm not going to quit. And I was like, what
if we ever have a kid, And you're like, we
can talk about it.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
Then that's rights that we can talk about it, then,
is not I'll quit if you don't.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
You want to live forever though.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
Well yeah, but that's not going to happen whether I
vape or not. Well, you've got a shelf life, baby,
I don't know if you know that or not.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
If you have a son and you're vaping, you can
quit vaping so you can play baseball with them and
football and run in the yard. But don't you want
to breathe? Don't you want to breathe better? You know?
Vapes cause popcorn lung?
Speaker 2 (12:27):
Yeah, I mean I've heard that, but it's certain ones
being used in the wrong way.
Speaker 1 (12:31):
Maybe that stuff is not good for you.
Speaker 2 (12:33):
Well, it's better than the cigarettes.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
It is better than Honestly, there's so little research in vapes. Oh,
he hates me right now. There's so little research in vapes.
And I'm a former smoker and I quit smoking. I
hate smoking. I'd brother, you smoke a cigarette than a vape.
Hand the Bible, do like I do. I keep don't
you dare take a pup and don't do that around me.
(12:58):
I don't want a second hand breathing your vape. There's
a new rule. Also, you're not allowed to vape in
the car with me anymore. Not in my car. You
have to wait till you get out. I like breathing
it in.
Speaker 2 (13:08):
I can't vap in your car with you or yours.
You can't tell me what I get again to my vehicle.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
Fine, in my car, you can't.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
Okay, that's fine.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
That's a rule.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
I hate it.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
I want you to live forever. I love it.
Speaker 2 (13:19):
Forever. Nobody lives forever.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
At least want you to live to be eighty. I
don't want to look. My granddad smoked since he was twelve,
smoke cigarettes towards the end of his life. He died
at I think seventy five or seventy six. He just
died three years ago. He I watched the decline. It
hit and it went down rapidly, and I watched me
mall have to change his diapers, and like he, I
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had to.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
Cut it down.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
I had to cut his toenails. Nobody's going to do that.
You can say that all you want to myself. No, No,
I will hide all the guns in the house.
Speaker 2 (13:52):
I know how to get guns.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
It is a slow and painful and confusing death for everybody. Involved,
even the person going to I don't want to watch
you go out like that. Vapon, let's go jog.
Speaker 2 (14:05):
I'm sure, let's go job.
Speaker 1 (14:08):
I love you, I do love you.
Speaker 2 (14:10):
Hey, we do need so one of us needs to
start getting more active anyway, because we have a really
big trip coming up.
Speaker 1 (14:17):
Why do you say one of us?
Speaker 2 (14:19):
Because I'm active every day.
Speaker 1 (14:21):
I'm active every day. I'm doing farm chores. Also, you're
not close enough to the microphone. You need to get
right up on it. I'm sorry, I have to eat
this thing you do. That's what she said.
Speaker 2 (14:36):
People, I have a that's what she said joke, which
is your go to? And then I get this needs to.
Speaker 1 (14:43):
Be another podcast for a day. But this is totally
and I'll find I'll do some research on some articles
because this is very accurate, like you very much like
I'll do the that's what she said jokes. Or you'll
be like, oh, this is a dirty tire or something
and I'll be like, you're a dirty tire.
Speaker 2 (14:59):
Yeah, I'm like, what does it even mean?
Speaker 1 (15:02):
And you get mad. You'll be like, I feel like
I'm dating a twelve year old boy.
Speaker 2 (15:06):
Yeah, I feel like I'm in junior high school. All
over again. I didn't like it then, I don't like
it now.
Speaker 1 (15:11):
And it's so funny because I don't think I've ever
told you this, but I like, there have been in
the past relationships I've been in where the guy didn't
like it either. No, no, no, the guys were the
ones making the dirty jokes, and I would be like,
treat me like a lady. I'm not one of the guys.
Speaker 2 (15:27):
Are you serious right now?
Speaker 1 (15:29):
God, I don't know what happened to you.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
How did I end up with this version of you?
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (15:36):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (15:36):
I'm the one that deserves the other version of you.
Speaker 1 (15:41):
I love you, God. I mean to start being more
like a lady.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
I mean, I don't want you to change who you are,
but maybe a few less dirty jokes on the just
random you do it too, I mean, yeah, I'm a guy.
I'm still on the inside all or twelve. But that's
not how a girl's supposed to be. Oh my god, right,
we need listeners and callers. I need somebody to call
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in and tell me. We need other people's opinions.
Speaker 1 (16:09):
How about this? We will we will do a post
on Instagram.
Speaker 2 (16:13):
Pole.
Speaker 1 (16:14):
Yes, we will make this an Instagram post to go
follow she drives Me crazy on Instagram and go comment
whether or not you think Steak Daddy's writer me. I'm right.
The girls make dirty jokes.
Speaker 2 (16:26):
Little The answer to that question is yes, if.
Speaker 1 (16:28):
We have a kid that's a girl, she's going to
be a tomboy probably and make dirty jokes.
Speaker 2 (16:33):
No.
Speaker 1 (16:35):
Oh, okay, Oh I hope if we have a little
girl she starts her period with you and y'all are
driving somewhere and you have to stop and get tampons.
Speaker 2 (16:43):
I'll be okay with it as long as you've already
gone over the how it works part. Otherwise she will
be wearing pads or cotton balls. That's fine because I'm
not going through that. Well, you stick it here. I
don't wish that on my daughter, old daughter.
Speaker 1 (16:58):
No, yeah, I know, I don't wish that. All right,
are we done?
Speaker 2 (17:03):
I mean yeah, I mean maybe with the podcast. I's
stick around with you for.
Speaker 1 (17:07):
A little while. Okay, I love you. You still drive
me crazy though, Yeah you do too.
Speaker 2 (17:12):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (17:12):
Here here's what I love about you. Oh, here's what
I love about what.
Speaker 2 (17:16):
I love about you?
Speaker 1 (17:16):
Yeah, well, I do this every show. I love that
this week when I called you in a panic because
the neighbor's dog was in the yard, and I said,
it's gonna kill the rooster. I need you to kill it.
You ran straight home and got a gun, but you
didn't kill the dog, so pet don't come after us.
No dogs have been harmed in the making of this episode,
even though I may trap one soon. I'm real mad.
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Eight chickens have been killed. I'm pissed.
Speaker 2 (17:39):
Well, the only reasons because I couldn't find the dog
when I got homes.
Speaker 1 (17:42):
Yeah, that's what I love about you. I love that
you're my protector. Thank you.
Speaker 2 (17:46):
Yeah, I do the thing. I do the dirty work,
literally all of it.
Speaker 1 (17:50):
What do you love about me?
Speaker 2 (17:51):
Kill the animals? I get rid of the animals that
have been killed.
Speaker 1 (17:54):
You don't get to eat the animals.
Speaker 2 (17:56):
I don't get to eat them. It's just a waste.
Speaker 1 (17:58):
What do you love about me? Just let's get out
of here. What do you love about me? Oh?
Speaker 2 (18:01):
What do I love about you? There's so many things?
I mean, how do I love the Let me count.
Speaker 1 (18:08):
You're just stalling time so you can think of a
good answer.
Speaker 2 (18:11):
It's a good answer. I love that even after you've
been mad at me for like a week and decided
that you didn't want to talk to me. You still
call me and ask me what I want for dinner?
Speaker 1 (18:25):
Oh yeah, okay, No, Actually, this is a thing. When
we get in a fight, well, we will be so mad,
we won't be speaking to each other.
Speaker 2 (18:32):
We'll go a whole two days without talking. But all
that she's still call and ask me what I want
for dinner? No, no, no, what we're going to do for
dinner or not dinner. She'll be like, I'm leaving, I'm
going to go eat, And for twenty minutes, she's getting
dressed and rather as she's walking out the doors like
are you coming with me?
Speaker 1 (18:50):
No? This is the other thing that happens, though. I
will be mad at you and not speaking to you,
and I'll go to Sam's and I'll go buy stuff
and I'll see a shirt that you like, and I'll
I'm home and I'll have a new shirt for you
on the bed or something, and I'll be like. You'll
be like, oh, you bought me this even though you
were mad at me, And I'll go, yes, yes, I did,
because I knew you.
Speaker 2 (19:10):
Would like it. I love that about you that even
when you're mad at me.
Speaker 1 (19:13):
She seels like about me, Okay, I love you.
Speaker 2 (19:16):
I love you.
Hey, im Alabama, the girl that drives my boyfriend crazy and.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
I'm almost crazy.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
It's not that bad. That's my boyfriend's sake Dad, also
known as Blake. If you like real conversations with a
not so perfect couple, get ready for a fun ride.
Buckle up. It's the She Drives Me Crazy Podcast? How
much do you dread the phone calls? When I call you?
And I've been looking at the camera around the house
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and I'm like, the neighbor's dog. You gotta get it?
Speaker 2 (00:39):
Well, no, So we use the Life three sixty app
and anytime that I am not somewhere that's home, I
typically don't get phone calls. But as soon as that
thing pings that says you're driving, I'm driving, I get
a phone call.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
Hang on, by the way, welcome to this She Drops
Me Crazy podcast. I'm Alabama with my boyfriend's steak Daddy,
who I drive crazy daily. There was a call that
I was like, how far are you away from the house?
The neighbors dogs in the yard. It's killing birds.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
Chickens. Chickens are gone. We're down seven chickens now eight
eight O.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
The rooster was the eighth one. Our neighbor's dog killed
the rooster over the course of two months, and a duck. Yeah,
whoa because our dog killed one dad dog, but their
dog killed the other one. I can't get mad at
our dogs.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
We can get mad at our dogs.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
But you know, our dogs have only killed one bird,
and they're too Their dogs have killed eight birds. But
I did ask uh a steak, Daddy Blake. I asked
you a while ago. I was like, every time I
bring home a new animal, because when an animal dies,
you have to dispose of the body. And I was like,
(01:56):
do you dread me bringing home new animals because when
they die you have to deal with me crying and
being upset with it.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
That is those that's the That's one of the reasons
that I dread it.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
What's the other reason?
Speaker 2 (02:10):
Because you you go, you take trips for work. Sometimes
you're gone, sometimes it's just overnight, sometimes it's for a week,
and sometimes it's for a week, like most recently.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
That was Wednesday through Saturdays.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
Whatever. I did not sign up to do farm chores.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
You told me you would do it, though, well.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
Of course I'm gonna because if I don't, who's going
to do it?
Speaker 1 (02:36):
I'll hire some tell.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
You that I'm going to do it now, whether I
do it or not. As another I told you I.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
Would pay your guy to do it, and you got
that's stupid.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
If I'm going to be there, I'm going to just
for the simple fact that it's going to save money
and I'm cheap.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
Okay, So consoling me, animals sitting, any other reasons you
hate phone calls?
Speaker 2 (02:59):
Just the the phone calls. Now, Oh there's I get
Alabama over here. Get so bored.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
You're trying. She's driving, You're trying to edit yourself. I am,
I do. I want to see what you're doing.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
You know I'm not doing it. You can see what
I'm doing. You can look on the thing and watch
my little Iika just moving down the road.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
Okayad saying the thing I'm used to doing. My phone
calls when I'm driving, So I go down the list.
I call me Mom, my grandmother first. Then I'll call
my aunt Holly. Sometimes I'll call Zanne, my radio friend
in Austin, and I'll call you. I'll call Angie, who's
my best friend. I'll call Andrea.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
And this is all within five minutes. It is.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
Yeah, it just depends on who's doing what. Well, most
people are at work during the day, and if you're
in your car, I know you're available at work. I'm
asking you're driving.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
A lot of the times I'm on the phone with customers,
are calling the customer that I'm going.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
To next to meet a voicemail.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
Would you call me back to back to back, come
back to back.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
If you don't answer after the second call, I leave
you alone. I don't call you twenty times in a row.
You're making it sound like I'm.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
A crazy twenty times. And do you know what it
ends up being when you call me that many times?
What do we have ice cream? Did you all the
ice cream?
Speaker 1 (04:16):
I don't say ice cream, I'll say what do you
want for dinner tonight? Because you'll come home and you'll
be like, what's for dinner? And I'm the one that's
at home that has to plan the dinner. We need
a therapist for this podcast.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
I do not disagree. Now, Hey, I bet we could
get one to come on just for the publicity and
then we can get a free therapy session.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
Actually, I have that plan for us on a future episode.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
He's thinking ahead because we're going.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
To talk about some stuff. No, but I was joking
the other day, I said, I keep bringing home all
the baby animals because baby fever. I want a kid,
and those are my kids because we don't have kids.
And my little cousin Hannah just had a baby. So
now the baby fever is on. Whones are? When do
(05:01):
you want to try?
Speaker 2 (05:02):
I mean, we can practice all the time, may won't.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
Me and may mall were talking about it yesterday on
the trap back from the hunt.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
Oh were you.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
Yeah, because we were talking about Hannah's not married to
baby daddy, but she's given the baby baby daddy's last name,
so the baby and Hannah the mom won't have the
same last name. I went, oh, yeah, I've already told
Steak Daddy. If we're not married and he knocks me up,
baby's not getting his last name until we get married.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
Yeah, we've had that conversation, y'all. Hear what's that? She's
trying to trap me? She's trying to trap me in
a marriage.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
If you think marriage is a trap, If marrying me
is a.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
Trap, I don't think marrying you is a trap. I
think the institution of marriage is a trap. Just because
you've had a bad marriage, Well, I'm justified in my thoughts.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
I told that, well, you can't judge me for the past.
I don't judge you for my past bad relationship.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
That's the thing. I'm not judging you for my past.
I'm judging the institution in the way it is set
up as a trap. I love you, I love you,
and I will spend the rest of my life with you.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
Don't you dare say we're not getting married, because I'll
end this podcast right now and kick you out of
the house.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
Say she drives me crazy.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
You have said, you have said that we will get
You were like, we might get married one day. We
literally you have a ring, don't you? Do you have
a ring?
Speaker 2 (06:26):
No?
Speaker 1 (06:27):
I swear to god, I thought you bought a ring
a couple of weeks.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
I gotta have a ring picked out for a just
in case kind of thing. You don't have a ring.
I'm a well prepared individualized a ring.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
I swear to god, I really so. Remember a couple
of weeks ago, I thought you bought a ring, because
remember a couple of weeks ago you fussed at me
because I had the ring that I always wear, my
moonstone ring on the kitchen bar, and you're like, why
is this right here, it's gonna get lost. And I went, fine, here,
I'll move it. But I literally just moved it to
(06:59):
a different place on the bar and then it was
gone for a week. And I have looked everywhere, and
I've checked my purse for it multiple times, and it
was not in my purse. And then magically, like five
days later, it was in my purse.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
One of the cats or dogs or chickens or something
must have put it in there.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
Right I called you, I said, did you put the
ring in my purse?
Speaker 2 (07:19):
And he said, I haven't seen the ring since I
told you the movie, because it's going to get lost.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
Where to God, I thought you bought a ring. Hand
to god, I was like, I think plate botter ring.
And he took that ring to size it, and if
he did, it was the wrong finger because this finger
it was from my right hand, right hand.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
Like, if that's the thing, I will go have your
finger sized professionally. Not with some of.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
These, the one that the ring that fits on my
wedding finger. If you need to steal a ring to
size it, Diamonds Direct has my ring size. By the way,
I think it is five and three quarters.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
But I was going to say five and a half.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
I got measured and it's but the ring that I
have that fits just you know, just for future purposes, just.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
In case you ever need know this useless bit of information.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
You know, the antique erring that I have that may
Mall gave me, that my granddad gave her. It's like
the big it's like gold.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
It looks like not the history behind it fit you
know what it is.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
It's like the big gold with the rabies. It's like
the fat ring that I wear. Oh yeah, that one.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
It's a men's ring. It doesn't a pinky ring you
wear that you're yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
It's not. He bought that for me, mall. It's a
woman's ring. Yes, it's an antique ring. And that's the
that's the ring that fits on the right finger.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
Anyone that the right finger?
Speaker 1 (08:31):
Well, how did we go from roosters to weddings?
Speaker 2 (08:35):
Well you started talking about babies in the middle there,
and that's how we get there.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
I know what. Okay. I do think a lot of
couples go through this of being older and not having
kids because we are older.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
Hey speak for yourself.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
Maybe you're older than me.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
It was all about how you.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
Feel, Okay, I am terrified of I want to have kids,
but I'm almost I will be forty in May of
twenty twenty five. I am freaking terrified of being forty
and pregnant.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
I've got a buddy, and I just found this out
the other day. Best friend from high school okay, same age,
got married ten years ago. Maybe okay, just not pregnant
first time.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
But how old is his wife? Is she younger than
him or his age?
Speaker 2 (09:29):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (09:30):
She?
Speaker 2 (09:30):
I mean about like us, maybe three or four years.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
I know what happens. But you see how tired I
am all the time because my work schedule I get
I wake up at four in the morning.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
Well, it's not your work schedule, it's your sleep schedule.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
I am exhausted, Like, what are we gonna do? And
then if we have a kid hypothetical if we had
a kid, I don't even know if we're able to
have kids. I don't know if I'm able to get pregnant.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
But uh yeah, I've never been tested either. I but
I mean at this point in my life and I
don't have any so well.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
If work starts, like my job starts, I have to
be at work no later than like five point thirty
and there's no daycares open. So if we had a kid,
are you watching a baby till seven o'clock and then
taking it to day care?
Speaker 2 (10:14):
I mean, what are we gonna do? You know, the
same thing everybody else does. Figure it out?
Speaker 1 (10:19):
Then we can't, Like, how are we gonna do vacations?
Speaker 2 (10:22):
What do you mean? How are we going to do vacations?
Speaker 1 (10:24):
You can't. I mean you could take it back.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
You can't take a baby on a vacation.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
Who's gonna babysit our baby when we need us time?
Speaker 2 (10:31):
Nobody? We're parents at that point. We don't need to
just say.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
We Well, Matt, we get to mind out.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
Somebody else take the kid. I don't want the kid
to date. No, you have a kid, You made a
commitment for the rest of your life.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
We get a date night. You get to have a
breakaway from your kid.
Speaker 2 (10:45):
Oh yeah, after the kid's old enough to be left
with somebody else. No. No.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
Also, I feel like Blake is going to be the
guy that if I ever get pregnant because I made
a joke about being or No. I thought I took
a time a couple of weeks ago before I was
flying out of town. And you found the test on
that on the bathroom windows.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
Why do you have this and why are you taking this?
I are just giving you the reason. And how's happening
in your head right now? This is making you think
that I need to take a pregnancy test? I said,
it happened.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
I said, well, I'm a little bit late and I've
been a little emotional. I just want to make sure.
And you're like, oh, well, if you're pregnant, you're not
flying like you're going to be the person when I
get pregnant. You're not going to let me do anything.
Speaker 2 (11:30):
The most protective person you ever meet in your life.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
And then I was like, well then you can't let
me eat sushi or sandwich meat or coffee it oh,
I'm you take my coffee away. I won't murder. And
if I get pregnant, you have to quit vaping around
you No forever, you said you would quit vaping if
we got pregnant.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
When did I say that?
Speaker 1 (11:51):
Because when we first started dating, because I said, hey,
you vape and I don't like it, and you're like, well,
I'm not going to quit. And I was like, what
if we ever have a kid, And you're like, we
can talk about it.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
Then that's rights that we can talk about it, then,
is not I'll quit if you don't.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
You want to live forever though.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
Well yeah, but that's not going to happen whether I
vape or not. Well, you've got a shelf life, baby,
I don't know if you know that or not.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
If you have a son and you're vaping, you can
quit vaping so you can play baseball with them and
football and run in the yard. But don't you want
to breathe? Don't you want to breathe better? You know?
Vapes cause popcorn lung?
Speaker 2 (12:27):
Yeah, I mean I've heard that, but it's certain ones
being used in the wrong way.
Speaker 1 (12:31):
Maybe that stuff is not good for you.
Speaker 2 (12:33):
Well, it's better than the cigarettes.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
It is better than Honestly, there's so little research in vapes. Oh,
he hates me right now. There's so little research in vapes.
And I'm a former smoker and I quit smoking. I
hate smoking. I'd brother, you smoke a cigarette than a vape.
Hand the Bible, do like I do. I keep don't
you dare take a pup and don't do that around me.
(12:58):
I don't want a second hand breathing your vape. There's
a new rule. Also, you're not allowed to vape in
the car with me anymore. Not in my car. You
have to wait till you get out. I like breathing
it in.
Speaker 2 (13:08):
I can't vap in your car with you or yours.
You can't tell me what I get again to my vehicle.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
Fine, in my car, you can't.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
Okay, that's fine.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
That's a rule.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
I hate it.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
I want you to live forever. I love it.
Speaker 2 (13:19):
Forever. Nobody lives forever.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
At least want you to live to be eighty. I
don't want to look. My granddad smoked since he was twelve,
smoke cigarettes towards the end of his life. He died
at I think seventy five or seventy six. He just
died three years ago. He I watched the decline. It
hit and it went down rapidly, and I watched me
mall have to change his diapers, and like he, I
(13:44):
had to.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
Cut it down.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
I had to cut his toenails. Nobody's going to do that.
You can say that all you want to myself. No, No,
I will hide all the guns in the house.
Speaker 2 (13:52):
I know how to get guns.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
It is a slow and painful and confusing death for everybody. Involved,
even the person going to I don't want to watch
you go out like that. Vapon, let's go jog.
Speaker 2 (14:05):
I'm sure, let's go job.
Speaker 1 (14:08):
I love you, I do love you.
Speaker 2 (14:10):
Hey, we do need so one of us needs to
start getting more active anyway, because we have a really
big trip coming up.
Speaker 1 (14:17):
Why do you say one of us?
Speaker 2 (14:19):
Because I'm active every day.
Speaker 1 (14:21):
I'm active every day. I'm doing farm chores. Also, you're
not close enough to the microphone. You need to get
right up on it. I'm sorry, I have to eat
this thing you do. That's what she said.
Speaker 2 (14:36):
People, I have a that's what she said joke, which
is your go to? And then I get this needs to.
Speaker 1 (14:43):
Be another podcast for a day. But this is totally
and I'll find I'll do some research on some articles
because this is very accurate, like you very much like
I'll do the that's what she said jokes. Or you'll
be like, oh, this is a dirty tire or something
and I'll be like, you're a dirty tire.
Speaker 2 (14:59):
Yeah, I'm like, what does it even mean?
Speaker 1 (15:02):
And you get mad. You'll be like, I feel like
I'm dating a twelve year old boy.
Speaker 2 (15:06):
Yeah, I feel like I'm in junior high school. All
over again. I didn't like it then, I don't like
it now.
Speaker 1 (15:11):
And it's so funny because I don't think I've ever
told you this, but I like, there have been in
the past relationships I've been in where the guy didn't
like it either. No, no, no, the guys were the
ones making the dirty jokes, and I would be like,
treat me like a lady. I'm not one of the guys.
Speaker 2 (15:27):
Are you serious right now?
Speaker 1 (15:29):
God, I don't know what happened to you.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
How did I end up with this version of you?
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (15:36):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (15:36):
I'm the one that deserves the other version of you.
Speaker 1 (15:41):
I love you, God. I mean to start being more
like a lady.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
I mean, I don't want you to change who you are,
but maybe a few less dirty jokes on the just
random you do it too, I mean, yeah, I'm a guy.
I'm still on the inside all or twelve. But that's
not how a girl's supposed to be. Oh my god, right,
we need listeners and callers. I need somebody to call
(16:07):
in and tell me. We need other people's opinions.
Speaker 1 (16:09):
How about this? We will we will do a post
on Instagram.
Speaker 2 (16:13):
Pole.
Speaker 1 (16:14):
Yes, we will make this an Instagram post to go
follow she drives Me crazy on Instagram and go comment
whether or not you think Steak Daddy's writer me. I'm right.
The girls make dirty jokes.
Speaker 2 (16:26):
Little The answer to that question is yes, if.
Speaker 1 (16:28):
We have a kid that's a girl, she's going to
be a tomboy probably and make dirty jokes.
Speaker 2 (16:33):
No.
Speaker 1 (16:35):
Oh, okay, Oh I hope if we have a little
girl she starts her period with you and y'all are
driving somewhere and you have to stop and get tampons.
Speaker 2 (16:43):
I'll be okay with it as long as you've already
gone over the how it works part. Otherwise she will
be wearing pads or cotton balls. That's fine because I'm
not going through that. Well, you stick it here. I
don't wish that on my daughter, old daughter.
Speaker 1 (16:58):
No, yeah, I know, I don't wish that. All right,
are we done?
Speaker 2 (17:03):
I mean yeah, I mean maybe with the podcast. I's
stick around with you for.
Speaker 1 (17:07):
A little while. Okay, I love you. You still drive
me crazy though, Yeah you do too.
Speaker 2 (17:12):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (17:12):
Here here's what I love about you. Oh, here's what
I love about what.
Speaker 2 (17:16):
I love about you?
Speaker 1 (17:16):
Yeah, well, I do this every show. I love that
this week when I called you in a panic because
the neighbor's dog was in the yard, and I said,
it's gonna kill the rooster. I need you to kill it.
You ran straight home and got a gun, but you
didn't kill the dog, so pet don't come after us.
No dogs have been harmed in the making of this episode,
even though I may trap one soon. I'm real mad.
(17:37):
Eight chickens have been killed. I'm pissed.
Speaker 2 (17:39):
Well, the only reasons because I couldn't find the dog
when I got homes.
Speaker 1 (17:42):
Yeah, that's what I love about you. I love that
you're my protector. Thank you.
Speaker 2 (17:46):
Yeah, I do the thing. I do the dirty work,
literally all of it.
Speaker 1 (17:50):
What do you love about me?
Speaker 2 (17:51):
Kill the animals? I get rid of the animals that
have been killed.
Speaker 1 (17:54):
You don't get to eat the animals.
Speaker 2 (17:56):
I don't get to eat them. It's just a waste.
Speaker 1 (17:58):
What do you love about me? Just let's get out
of here. What do you love about me? Oh?
Speaker 2 (18:01):
What do I love about you? There's so many things?
I mean, how do I love the Let me count.
Speaker 1 (18:08):
You're just stalling time so you can think of a
good answer.
Speaker 2 (18:11):
It's a good answer. I love that even after you've
been mad at me for like a week and decided
that you didn't want to talk to me. You still
call me and ask me what I want for dinner?
Speaker 1 (18:25):
Oh yeah, okay, No, Actually, this is a thing. When
we get in a fight, well, we will be so mad,
we won't be speaking to each other.
Speaker 2 (18:32):
We'll go a whole two days without talking. But all
that she's still call and ask me what I want
for dinner? No, no, no, what we're going to do for
dinner or not dinner. She'll be like, I'm leaving, I'm
going to go eat, And for twenty minutes, she's getting
dressed and rather as she's walking out the doors like
are you coming with me?
Speaker 1 (18:50):
No? This is the other thing that happens, though. I
will be mad at you and not speaking to you,
and I'll go to Sam's and I'll go buy stuff
and I'll see a shirt that you like, and I'll
I'm home and I'll have a new shirt for you
on the bed or something, and I'll be like. You'll
be like, oh, you bought me this even though you
were mad at me, And I'll go, yes, yes, I did,
because I knew you.
Speaker 2 (19:10):
Would like it. I love that about you that even
when you're mad at me.
Speaker 1 (19:13):
She seels like about me, Okay, I love you.
Speaker 2 (19:16):
I love you.
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